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GIVE IT TO ME. 17 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 18 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,000 YOU GOT MOVES. 19 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,000 OKAY. OKAY, THAT'S -- NO, NO, NO, WAIT. 20 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:47,000 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. 21 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,000 WELL, MOM, YOU WERE RIGHT. 22 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,000 BUT NOW OUR DINNERS ARE A LITTLE TOO EXCITING. 23 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,000 [ MAGICAL CHIMES ] 24 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:58,000 ARIGATO-O-O! 25 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 26 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,000 "ARIGATO"? THAT'S JAPANESE. 27 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:05,000 YEAH, YEAH. WE WEREN'T SO PC BACK IN THE '80s, YOU KNOW? 28 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:08,000 WHERE'D YOU GUYS EVEN, UH -- EVEN GET THAT? 29 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,000 AND HOW DO I GET RID OF IT? 30 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,000 WHAT? GET RID OF IT? 31 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,000 YOU GOT ALMOST A MILLION VIEWS, KID. STRONG WORK. 32 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,000 WHAT? OH, YEAH. YEAH, LOOK. 33 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,000 CHECK OUT THE COMMENTS. 34 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:19,000 "I HEARD THE MARIACHI GUY SELLS CARS 35 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,000 "AT THOREAU CHEVROLET IN THE VALLEY 36 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:24,000 AND I, I, I, I JUST GOT A GREAT DEAL." 37 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,000 WHO THE HELL WROTE THAT? 38 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,000 COULDN'T TELL YOU. 39 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 40 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:33,000 [ LAUGHING LOUDLY ] 41 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:41,000 ♪ WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN ♪ 42 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:46,000 ♪ WILL I DIG THE SAME THINGS THAT TURN ME ON AS A KID? ♪ 43 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,000 ♪ WILL I LOOK BACK AND SAY ♪ 44 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,000 ♪ THAT I WISH I HADN'T DONE WHAT I DID? ♪ 45 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,000 ♪ WILL I JOKE AROUND ♪ 46 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,000 ♪ WILL I STILL JOKE AROUND ♪ 47 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,000 ♪ AND STILL DIG THOSE SOUNDS ♪ 48 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:57,000 ♪ AND STILL DIG THOSE SOUNDS ♪ 49 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:03,000 ♪ WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN? ♪ 50 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:06,000 [ CELLPHONE BEEPING ] 51 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,000 THIS THING RINGS ALL DAY, 52 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:16,000 AND I GOT 20 MESSAGES BEFORE EVEN GETTING OUT OF BED. 53 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,000 IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. [ GROANS ] 54 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,000 EVERYBODY'S JUST TRYING TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION 55 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,000 ON THE NEW BOSS. 56 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,000 MORE LIKE TESTING THE NEW BOSS 57 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,000 TO SEE WHAT THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH. 58 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 59 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,000 WELL, I TELL YOU WHAT -- 60 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,000 WHY DON'T I GO INTO THE OFFICE AND WHIP EVERYBODY INTO SHAPE 61 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:30,000 AND YOU CAN SPEND THE AFTERNOON WITH THE MOMMIES 62 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:33,000 PLANNING THE FALL PARTY FOR MICHAEL'S CLASS? 63 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,000 I DO PLAN A HELL OF A PARTY. 64 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,000 [ Chuckling ] YOU HAVEN'T PLANNED A PARTY WITH 65 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,000 THESE MOMMIES. 66 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,000 [ CELLPHONE VIBRATING ] 67 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,000 OH. 68 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:47,000 HEY, DON'T FORGET, YOU HAVE THE BOYS' FOOTBALL PRACTICE TONIGHT. 69 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,000 UH, RIGHT. 70 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,000 UH, CAN YOU PLEASE HAVE THEM DRESSED AND READY 71 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,000 TO GO BEFORE I GET HERE? 72 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,000 I'M COMING STRAIGHT FROM WORK, 73 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,000 AND ALL THOSE PADS AND CRAP ARE A NIGHTMARE. 74 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,000 OF COURSE. EH... 75 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:02,000 "THANK YOU. YOU'RE THE GREATEST." 76 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,000 Joe: YOU'RE THE NEW GUY. NEW GUY GETS SHIT. 77 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,000 THAT'S HOW IT IS. 78 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,000 YEAH, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY FIND THE NEW GUY'S 79 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,000 REALLY SHITTY OLD COMMERCIAL. 80 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,000 OH, YEAH. 81 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:11,000 HEY, I CAN LAUGH AT MYSELF JUST AS WELL AS THE NEXT GUY, 82 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,000 BUT THE 500th TIME 83 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:17,000 THAT A GUY WALKS BY YOUR DESK AND SAYS "ARRIBA," OKAY? 84 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,000 KIND OF LOSES ITS COMEDIC PUNCH. 85 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,000 OH, YOU'RE TOO SENSITIVE! 86 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,000 YOU GOT TO HAVE A THICK SKIN, ROOKIE, 87 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,000 OR THOSE GUYS WILL EAT YOU ALIVE. 88 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,000 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 89 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,000 OH, THIS IS WORK. HANG ON. 90 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,000 NO, NO, NO. PHONES -- REALLY? PHONES ON THE HIKE NOW? 91 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:31,000 IT'S THE REGIONAL REP. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO 92 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:31,000 DO -- NOT ANSWER? 93 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,000 WELL, JUST TAKE IT IN THE CAR, 'CAUSE I GOT A THING AT 8:00. 94 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:37,000 WELL, GO AHEAD. I'LL CATCH UP. OWEN THOREAU. 95 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,000 TEE TIME? 96 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,000 OH, NO, I WISH. 97 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,000 GOT, UH, THE WEEKLY CHECK-IN 98 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,000 WITH ALBERT'S GUIDANCE COUNSELOR. 99 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,000 HOW'S AL DOING? 100 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,000 HE'S GOOD. DOING REAL GOOD. 101 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:50,000 YEAH, HE HASN'T HAD THAT ANXIETY THING FOR A LONG TIME NOW. 102 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:55,000 ALTHOUGH HE'S STILL KIND OF AFRAID TO GO OUT OF THE HOUSE. 103 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:55,000 SUPPOSED TO BE REAL GOOD. 104 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,000 200 BUCKS A POP -- BETTER BE GOOD. 105 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:58,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 106 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,000 WELL, WIN A COUPLE TOURNAMENTS ON A SENIOR TOUR, 107 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,000 AND YOU WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MONEY. 108 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,000 [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH. 109 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,000 NO? 110 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,000 AH, I THINK I GOT AHEAD OF MYSELF 111 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,000 ON THAT SENIOR-TOUR THING. 112 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,000 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 113 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:13,000 AHH. I DON'T HAVE TIME. 114 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:16,000 I GOT THE DIVORCE, THE KIDS, THE STORE... 115 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,000 I GET OUT THERE ONCE IN A WHILE, 116 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,000 BUT PROS GET OUT THERE. 117 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:22,000 THEY GOT TRAINERS AND COACHES AND -- 118 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,000 THEY'RE JUST GOOD. 119 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:27,000 MAYBE YOU SHOULD SELL THE STORE. 120 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,000 YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO. 121 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,000 I'LL JUST SELL THE STORE RIGHT AFTER LUNCH. 122 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:33,000 WELL, NO, YOU GOT TO KICK YOURSELF IN THE ASS SOMEHOW. 123 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,000 I MEAN, YOU GOT A SMALL WINDOW TO DO THIS THING, 124 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,000 AND, PERSONALLY, I THINK IF YOU COMMIT TO IT, 125 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,000 YOU COULD DO IT. 126 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,000 DO WHAT? 127 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,000 NO. NO, NO. 128 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,000 YOU CAN'T TAKE A PHONE CALL 129 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,000 AND THEN THINK WE'RE GONNA RECAP EVERYTHING FOR YOU. 130 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,000 YOU DON'T HAVE TO RECAP EVERYTHING. JUST CATCH ME UP. 131 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,000 NO. NO, HE'S RIGHT. 132 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,000 NO CELLPHONES ON THE HIKE. THIS IS SACRED TIME. 133 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:53,000 SACRED TIME? WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT IS THAT? 134 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,000 TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 135 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,000 NOPE. 136 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,000 NOT GONNA DO IT. 137 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,000 YOU COULD'VE DONE IT BY NOW! 138 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,000 WHOA, WHOA. 139 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,000 LEG CRAMP. 140 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:07,000 AHH. FANTASY WOMAN. 141 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,000 SEE, NOW, THIS JUST PROVES MY POINT. 142 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,000 WHAT? 143 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:13,000 YOU EVER GONNA ASK HER OUT, OR ARE YOU JUST GONNA 144 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:13,000 SIT ON YOUR ASS? 145 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,000 HOW IS THAT A POINT? THAT'S WHAT I HATE ABOUT YOU. 146 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,000 YOU COMPARE THINGS THAT DON'T EVEN MAKE -- 147 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,000 OH, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 148 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:23,000 SHIT, JOE, IF THIS IS WHO SHE GOES FOR, 149 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,000 YOU MIGHT'VE HAD A CHANCE. 150 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,000 NO, SHE AIN'T -- SHE AIN'T GOING FOR HIM. 151 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,000 THEY'RE NOT BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND. 152 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,000 RIGHT? LOOK, THEY'RE JUST -- 153 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,000 THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE. 154 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,000 SNOOZE, YOU LOSE. 155 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,000 HUH? YEAH. 156 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:45,000 YOU SAY SHIT, YOU GET HIT. SEE? 157 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:48,000 I CAN MAKE RHYMES THAT ARE MEAN, TOO. 158 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,000 ACADEMICALLY, IT'S NOT IDEAL, 159 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,000 BUT, YOU KNOW, ALBERT IS ALBERT. 160 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,000 YEAH, MM-HMM. 161 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,000 On a better note, I think it's a tremendous positive 162 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,000 HE'S DECIDED TO GO TO THE UPPER-SCHOOL DANCE. 163 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,000 I MEAN, USUALLY -- MIKE, MIKE, 164 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,000 HOLD ONE FOR ONE SECOND. 165 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,000 Sure. YEAH? 166 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,000 WE'RE OUT OF "GET WELL" BALLOONS. 167 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,000 I -- WELL -- 168 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,000 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. LET ME FINISH UP HERE. 169 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,000 HEY, MIKE, SORRY. Oh, not a problem. 170 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,000 I WAS JUST SAYING, WHEN KIDS ISOLATE THEMSELVES, 171 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,000 IT USUALLY COMPOUNDS THEIR ANXIETY PROBLEMS. 172 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:15,000 Albert going to this dance is a really great thing. 173 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:18,000 YEAH. YOU KNOW, WE REALLY DIDN'T PUSH HIM ON THAT OR ANYTHING. 174 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,000 NO, I'M SURE YOU DIDN'T. 175 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,000 YOU AND SONIA HAVE BEEN A GREAT TEAM. 176 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:24,000 More often than not, divorce has the opposite effect. 177 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,000 Anyway, I'm not here to judge. You get the picture. 178 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:27,000 YEAH. 179 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,000 YEAH, YOU'RE SAYING OF ALL THE SCREWED-UP 180 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,000 PARENTS, WE'RE THE BEST. 181 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:32,000 [ Laughs ] That's not how I meant that. 182 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,000 BY THE WAY, HOW'S THE SENIOR TOUR COMING ALONG? 183 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,000 I think Albert's told the whole school about it. 184 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,000 He's very proud. 185 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:40,000 YEAH, IT'S -- IT'S GOOD. IT'S, UH... 186 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,000 Can't wait to see you out there giving the old 187 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,000 guys a run for their money. 188 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,000 YEAH. YEAH, WELL, ME TOO. 189 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:46,000 THANKS. UM, ALL RIGHT, LET ME GO, MIKE. 190 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:46,000 All righty. 191 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,000 ALL RIGHT, THANKS. Yep. 192 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,000 BYE. Bye-bye. 193 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,000 [ RECEIVER CLICKS ] 194 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,000 [ SIGHS ] 195 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,000 I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING. 196 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:35,000 YEAH, IT'S ALL RIGHT. LET ME -- I WANT TO RUN 197 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:35,000 SOMETHING BY YOU GUYS. 198 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,000 UH... 199 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:39,000 I'M THINKING MAYBE IT'S TIME THAT YOU GUYS TAKE ON 200 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:42,000 JUST A LITTLE MORE RESPONSIBILITY AROUND 201 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:42,000 HERE, YOU KNOW? 202 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,000 LIKE WHAT? 203 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:46,000 LIKE IF WE'RE LOW ON SOMETHING, YOU ORDER IT ON YOUR OWN. 204 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:50,000 OR MAYBE YOU START OPENING AND CLOSING THE STORE EVEN MORE NOW. 205 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,000 IS THIS, LIKE, A PROMOTION? 206 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,000 WELL... 207 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:57,000 IT'S A RESPONSIBILITY PROMOTION. 208 00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:00,000 SO, DOES THE RESPONSIBILITY PROMOTION 209 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,000 COME WITH, LIKE, A PAY PROMOTION? 210 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,000 WELL... 211 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:08,000 ...I'M THINKING LET'S GIVE THIS A TRY, 212 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:11,000 AND, UH, YEAH, WE'LL SEE. 213 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:14,000 SO, PROBABLY MORE PAY? 214 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,000 WE'LL SEE. 215 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,000 OKAY, SO, THEN WHO WANTS TREAT DUTY? 216 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,000 OH, SURE, I'LL DO IT. 217 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,000 IS SOMETHING WRONG, JESS? 218 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,000 NO, IT'S JUST ALEECE -- 219 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,000 NO, I KNOW, YOU MAKE THOSE INCREDIBLE CUPCAKES. 220 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,000 AND? 221 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:31,000 WELL, I MEAN, IT IS A LUNCHTIME PARTY, 222 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:33,000 AND I JUST -- IS ANYBODY ELSE WORRIED ABOUT ALL THAT SUGAR? 223 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,000 I'LL TRY AND KEEP IT ON THE HEALTHY SIDE. 224 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,000 GREAT. AND THEN, LAUREN, CAN I PUT YOU ON PARTY FAVORS? 225 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,000 OF COURSE. YOU KNOW WHAT? 226 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,000 I'M JUST GONNA MAKE YOU A LIST OF STUFF TO GET. 227 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:42,000 DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THAT LITTLE BOY IN SAN DIEGO 228 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:45,000 WHOSE IDIOT FATHER GOT HIM A SCIENCE KIT WITH MAGNETS IN IT? 229 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,000 HE ATE ONE, AND THEN HE HAD TO HAVE SURGERY. 230 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:50,000 SO, NO MAGNET FILLING IN THE CUPCAKES, ALEECE. 231 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,000 JESSICA, I DON'T NEED A LIST. I KNOW WHAT TOYS ARE SAFE. 232 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:55,000 OH, NO, I KNOW. BUT I JUST... 233 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:59,000 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY DON'T I BE IN CHARGE OF THE FAVORS? 234 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,000 I DO HAVE A PARTY-STORE CONNECTION, SO... 235 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:04,000 OH, RIGHT. LAUREN, YOU DON'T MIND, DO YOU? 236 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,000 NO. AH, YOU'RE THE BEST. 237 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:09,000 ALL RIGHT, MELISSA, LET ME JUST FINISH THIS LIST. OKAY. 238 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:12,000 SERVICE IS OUT OF CONTROL! HEADS NEED TO ROLL! 239 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,000 "HEADS NEED TO ROLL"? 240 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,000 HEY, YOU SAY THE WORD, I'LL REGULATE. 241 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,000 OKAY, JUST RELAX. 242 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,000 HEY, JESSE. 243 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,000 QUICK QUESTION -- 244 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,000 UM, WHAT'S THE HOLD-UP ON THE REMOTE STARTER 245 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,000 FOR CARL'S IMPALA? 246 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,000 YEAH, I'M SORRY, BOSS. WE'RE BACKED UP. 247 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,000 LISTEN, TALK TO YOUR BUYER, TELL HIM I'M SORRY. 248 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,000 IT MIGHT BE ANOTHER DAY. 249 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,000 I TALKED TO HIM WHEN I SOLD HIM THE CAR. 250 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,000 I'M DONE TALKING TO HIM. 251 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,000 ESPECIALLY WHEN I KNOW MY CAR WAS HERE BEFORE THAT ONE! 252 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:35,000 GO ON. I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS. 253 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,000 UNBELIEVABLE! 254 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,000 NEW GUY'S GOT A TEMPER. 255 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,000 YEAH, WELL, NOBODY LIKES TO GET JERKED AROUND. 256 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,000 I DIDN'T JERK HIM AROUND. 257 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:45,000 UM, I GOT A WORK ORDER HERE 258 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,000 THAT SAYS HIS CAR WOULD BE READY THIS MORNING. 259 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,000 YOU SIGNED IT. 260 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,000 COME ON, HE KNOWS THAT A WORK ORDER'S A GUESS, 261 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,000 NOT A GUARANTEE. 262 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,000 THE SUITS ACT LIKE THEY DON'T SO THEY CAN COME DOWN HERE 263 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,000 KICKING AND CUSSING, TELLING ME HOW TO RUN MY SHOP, 264 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:58,000 BUT NOBODY TELLS ME HOW TO RUN MY SHOP. 265 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,000 NO, NO, NO, JESSE, OF COURSE NOT. 266 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:03,000 LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING THAT I'VE NEVER UNDERSTOOD 267 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:03,000 ABOUT THAT WHOLE DEAL. 268 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:06,000 IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHEN A CAR CAN GET FINISHED, 269 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:09,000 WHY NOT HELP US OUT AND JUST SAY YOU DON'T KNOW? 270 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,000 [ SIGHS ] 271 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,000 BECAUSE IF I SAY I DON'T KNOW, 272 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,000 THEN YOUR GUYS COME DOWN HERE AND CALL ME AND MY GUYS NAMES. 273 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:17,000 IF I TELL THEM "THURSDAY," THEN THEY GO AWAY. 274 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,000 EVERYBODY'S HAPPY. 275 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,000 UNTIL THURSDAY. 276 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:23,000 YEAH. IT'LL BE FRIDAY SOON ENOUGH. 277 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:27,000 CAN YOU AT LEAST PROMISE ME THAT CARL'S CAR WILL BE NEXT? 278 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,000 YEAH, NO PROBLEM. 279 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:32,000 THANK YOU. 280 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,000 AND, LISTEN, THIS IS THE POLICY FROM NOW ON -- 281 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:37,000 IT'S OKAY TO SAY "I DON'T KNOW" 282 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,000 IF YOU REALLY DON'T. 283 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,000 BUT IF YOU DO KNOW FOR SURE, 284 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:43,000 JUST GIVE THE SALESMEN A DATE AND TIME THEY CAN 285 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:43,000 EXPECT THEIR CAR, 286 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,000 AND IF THEY'VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH THE DATE YOU GIVE THEM, 287 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,000 THEY CAN TALK TO ME. 288 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,000 ALL RIGHT, BOSS. SURE. 289 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:51,000 THANK YOU. 290 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,000 STOP YOUR WHINING. 291 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,000 TELL YOUR BUYER HIS CAR WILL BE READY TONIGHT. 292 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:59,000 AHH! BIG O! TAKIN' CARE OF "BIDNESS"! 293 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,000 KICKIN' ASS AND TAKIN' NAMES! 294 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,000 SAY YOUR WIFE -- GET IN -- BORROWS THE CAR, RIGHT? 295 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,000 AND THEN, WHEN YOU GET BACK IN... 296 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,000 MM. 297 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,000 VOILà -- THE CAR REMEMBERS EVERYTHING 298 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,000 EXACTLY THE WAY YOU LIKE IT, 299 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,000 FROM THE SEAT TO THE MIRRORS. 300 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:15,000 WHAT'S THAT? 301 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,000 WHAT'S WHAT? 302 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,000 THAT. 303 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:30,000 THAT'S, UM, LIKE A, UM... 304 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,000 MY COUSIN HAS A T-SHIRT SHOP. 305 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,000 HE SAID WE COULD MAKE ONE 20 FEET TALL IF WE WANTED. 306 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,000 CAN HE DO BALLOONS? 307 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,000 THEY USE ME AS A -- EXCUSE ME JUST FOR A SECOND. 308 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 309 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,000 SHOULD I TELL THEM TO LAY OFF? 310 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,000 NO. 311 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,000 IT'LL JUST GET WORSE IF THEY THINK I'M PROTECTING HIM. 312 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,000 WHAT I'D LIKE YOU TO DO 313 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,000 IS DEAL WITH JESSE DOWN IN SERVICE. 314 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:55,000 [ Chuckling ] OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. 315 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,000 I'M NOT MESSING AROUND THERE. 316 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,000 PAIN IN THE ASS. 317 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,000 SO, WHAT DO I DO -- FIRE HIM? 318 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,000 WOULDN'T DO THAT. 319 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:04,000 AT LEAST WITH JESSE, YOU GET GOOD WORK. 320 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:07,000 REMEMBER WHEN HERMAN THE GERMAN RAN THINGS? 321 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,000 THAT SON OF A BITCH ALMOST COST US 322 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,000 OUR BETTER BUSINESS CERTIFICATION. 323 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:13,000 YEP. THE DEVIL YOU KNOW... 324 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:20,000 MR. T, YOU'RE STILL HERE. 325 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:20,000 NO. NO, I'M NOT. 326 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,000 NO, I GOT A HALF-HOUR -- I'M GONNA SNEAK IN 327 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,000 A LITTLE SESSION BEFORE I GOT TO PICK UP THE KIDS. 328 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,000 WELL, THIS LADY INSIDE SAYS SHE NEEDS TO TALK TO YOU. 329 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,000 DaSHAUN, THAT'S PART OF THE WHOLE "NEW 330 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,000 RESPONSIBILITY" THING. 331 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,000 YOU GUYS GOT TO TAKE CARE OF THAT. 332 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,000 HEY, JOE. 333 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,000 OKAY, GOODY BAGS. 334 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:37,000 OH, WATER GUNS? NO! 335 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,000 BUBBLES. 336 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,000 BUBBLES. LET ME CHECK THE LIST TO BE SAFE. 337 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:43,000 NOPE, NO BUBBLES. 338 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,000 I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD HATE A LIST, BUT I DO. 339 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,000 I HATE IT. 340 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 341 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,000 MS. JESSICA SCHULTZ DOES NOT TAKE CHANCES 342 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,000 WITH HER CHILDREN'S SAFETY. 343 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:52,000 IF IT SAYS "MADE IN CHINA," IT'S NOT ON THE LIST. 344 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,000 WELL, EVERYTHING IN HERE IS MADE IN CHINA. 345 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,000 WHAT ELSE FOR THE SAFEST, MOST BORING PARTY EVER? 346 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,000 HEY, HOW'S THE GOLF COMING? 347 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:01,000 OH, IT'S GOOD. IT'S GOING GOOD. 348 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,000 CALL ME. 349 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,000 MR. SISLER, I CAN ONLY TELL YOU 350 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,000 WHAT THE SERVICE DEPARTMENT TELLS ME. 351 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,000 THIS IS THE SECOND TIME! MR. SISLER -- 352 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,000 I MEAN, IT'S RIDICULOUS. 353 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:22,000 LOOK, SERIOUSLY, YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS! 354 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,000 IF YOU JUST WANT TO WAIT OVER THERE. 355 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,000 WE'VE GOT SOME COFFEE AND -- 356 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,000 JESSE! 357 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,000 JESSE! 358 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,000 YEAH, BOSS? 359 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,000 WHERE'S CARL'S CAR? 360 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,000 IT'S RIGHT THERE. IT'S THE IMPALA, REMEMBER? 361 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,000 YOU TOLD ME HIS CAR WAS UP NEXT. 362 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,000 IT IS. 363 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,000 MY GUYS HAVE BEEN UNDER THESE TWO ALL DAY. 364 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,000 AS SOON AS THEY'RE DONE, NEW GUY'S UP. 365 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,000 AND WHEN IS THAT GONNA BE? 366 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:46,000 WELL, THE MALIBU'S AN ENGINE REPLACEMENT, 367 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,000 COBALT'S A TRANNY REBUILD, 368 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:50,000 SO BEST I COULD TELL YOU IS... 369 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,000 I DON'T KNOW. 370 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:00,000 [ CELLPHONE RINGING ] 371 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,000 I THINK THAT'S YOU, BOSS. 372 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:14,000 OWEN THOREAU. 373 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,000 HEY, UH, WHAT TIME IS THAT DANCE TOMORROW? 374 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,000 I'M DRIVING YOU GUYS, RIGHT? 375 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,000 OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. SUDHEER IS PICKING ME UP. 376 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,000 YEAH, AND I'M NOT GOING. 377 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:25,000 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? SAID YOU WERE GOING. 378 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,000 YOU TOLD MR. DOKICH YOU WERE GOING. 379 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,000 WELL, YEAH. I JUST SAID THAT SO HE'D LET ME GO TO LUNCH. 380 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,000 THAT GUY NEVER STOPS TALKING. 381 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,000 WELL, I GOT TO TELL YOU, ALBERT, 382 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:36,000 I KIND OF MADE PLANS THINKING YOU WERE GOING. 383 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,000 YOU SHOULD GO, ALBERT. IT'S FUN. 384 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,000 YEAH, LIKE YOU'RE EVEN GOING. 385 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,000 AFTER 10 MINUTES, YOU'RE GOING TO JACK FORDHAM'S PARTY 386 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,000 WITH ALL THE OTHER SENIORS. 387 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,000 PARENTS GONNA BE THERE? 388 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,000 YES. 389 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,000 WELL, I DON'T GET 390 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,000 THE WHOLE CHANGING-YOUR-STORY THING, ALBERT. 391 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,000 YOU'RE NOT SCARED OF GETTING SHAKY, RIGHT? 392 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,000 'CAUSE YOU'VE BEEN DOING GREAT WITH THAT. 393 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:56,000 NO, NOT REALLY. THOSE THINGS ARE JUST LAME. 394 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,000 WELL, YEAH, THEY START OUT LAME, 395 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,000 BUT THEN YOU START GOOFING OFF WITH WES AND REED, 396 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,000 AND YOU'RE HAVING FUN. 397 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,000 NEXT THING YOU KNOW, THE DEEJAY'S PLAYING 398 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,000 "CRIMSON AND CLOVER." 399 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:08,000 THAT'S HOW ALL MY DANCES ENDED, BUT STILL. 400 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,000 RIGHT? UH-HUH. 401 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,000 YEAH. I'M NOT GOING. 402 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,000 Boys: HEY, DADDY. 403 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,000 WHY DON'T YOU HAVE YOUR UNIFORMS ON? 404 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,000 I DON'T KNOW. 405 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,000 MELISSA! 406 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,000 OH, MY GOD, FOOTBALL. I'M SORRY, I TOTALLY FORGOT. 407 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,000 BOYS, HURRY UP. GO TO YOUR ROOM AND GET YOUR FOOTBALL STUFF. 408 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,000 I'M SORRY, MY LUNCH WENT UNTIL 2:30 -- 409 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:36,000 I ASKED YOU TO DO ONE LITTLE THING. 410 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,000 YOU KNOW HOW JESSICA IS WITH THIS PARTY STUFF. 411 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,000 IT'S A LOT TO DEAL WITH. 412 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,000 AND THEN I WAS WITH JOE FOR OVER AN HOUR -- 413 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,000 SO, LUNCH, SHOPPING, AND PARTY PLANNING? 414 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,000 THAT'S YOUR BIG DAY? OKAY. 415 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,000 HEY! 416 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:48,000 DADDY, MY CLEATS ARE STUCK TOGETHER. 417 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,000 CLEATS ON IN THE CAR! LET'S GO! LET'S GO! 418 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,000 [ DOOR SLAMS ] 419 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,000 [ CHUCKLING ] 420 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,000 THIS IS CLASSIC. 421 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,000 AND, YOU KNOW, THE WHOLE TIME, 422 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,000 IN MY HEAD, I'M TELLING MYSELF, 423 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,000 "JUST SHUT UP AND GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!" 424 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:09,000 BUT THEN MY STUPID ASS JUST HAD TO GET ONE MORE SHOT IN. 425 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,000 DID SHE BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU? 426 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,000 'CAUSE SHE'S SMALL, BUT SHE'S FAST. 427 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,000 SHE'S LIKE...MNH! NO, NO. 428 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,000 WE DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO TALK ABOUT IT. 429 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,000 I CAME HOME, I PUT THE BOYS TO BED, AND SHE WAS ASLEEP. 430 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:20,000 THEN I HAD TO LEAVE EARLY FOR THAT WORK SHIT. IT'S JUST... 431 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,000 THAT'S EVEN WORSE NOW, 'CAUSE IT'S BUILDING UP. 432 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,000 IT'S FESTERING, TRUST ME. IT'S FESTERING. 433 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,000 WHEN YOUR BLOOD SUGAR GETS LOW, YOU GET CRANKY, RIGHT? 434 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:30,000 SO MAYBE IT WAS THAT. I'M NOT GONNA USE MY DISEASE 435 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:30,000 AS AN EXCUSE. 436 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,000 THAT'S A MISTAKE. 437 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,000 YOU SHOULD BE USING THAT MORE TO GET OUT OF STUFF. 438 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,000 I HAD A SHITTY DAY, OKAY? A PARTICULARLY SHITTY DAY. 439 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,000 AND, YES, I KNOW IT'S WRONG, 440 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,000 BUT I BROUGHT IT HOME AND I TOOK IT OUT ON HER, 441 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:41,000 AND TONIGHT I WILL APOLOGIZE, OKAY? 442 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:46,000 OKAY, IF SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THAT, THEN -- 443 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,000 THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT. 444 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,000 YOU SCARED? 445 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,000 LITTLE BIT. 446 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,000 THAT'S JUST HILARIOUS. 447 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,000 HILARIOUS, GUYS! 448 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,000 IT'S DELICIOUS, TERRY. 449 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,000 I WOULDN'T DO THAT IF I WERE YOU. 450 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,000 OH, YEAH? WHY NOT? 451 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,000 BECAUSE THEY'VE GOT 15 MORE IN THE CLOSET, 452 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,000 AND YOU GETTING UPSET IS EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT. 453 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,000 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? JUST TAKE THEIR CRAP? 454 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,000 THE ONLY THING THOSE GUYS RESPECT 455 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:37,000 IS SELLING CARS AND GETTING LAID. 456 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:42,000 AND SINCE I'M NOT IN THE GETTING-PEOPLE-LAID BUSINESS... 457 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,000 WHO'S ROD SHERWOOD? 458 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,000 HE'S SENIOR'S OLD AGENT. 459 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:48,000 HE BUYS A NEW CORVETTE EVERY TWO YEARS, 460 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,000 AND HE ALWAYS PAYS STICKER PRICE. 461 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000 I GAVE HIM YOUR NAME. 462 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,000 WHY? 463 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,000 BECAUSE JUNIOR'S GOT ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT 464 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:58,000 BESIDES WAITING FOR YOU AND THE REST OF THE GIRLS 465 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,000 TO STOP GIVING EACH OTHER TITTY TWISTERS. 466 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:03,000 SHERWOOD'S COMING IN AT 5:30. 467 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,000 DON'T SCREW IT UP. 468 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,000 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 469 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:12,000 JESSE, COME ON IN. SHUT THE DOOR. 470 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:12,000 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 471 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,000 THERE A PROBLEM, BOSS? 472 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,000 WELL, YEAH, JESSE. THERE IS. 473 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,000 THERE'S A LOT OF PROBLEMS, ACTUALLY, 474 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,000 BUT, UM, FOR STARTERS, I DON'T SEE WHY 475 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,000 WE CAN'T FIGURE OUT SOME WAY TO GET SALES AND SERVICE 476 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,000 ON THE SAME TEAM. 477 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,000 PROBABLY 'CAUSE THE GUYS IN SALES ARE ASSHOLES. 478 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:31,000 UM, LOOK, UM, I THINK I MADE A MISTAKE YESTERDAY 479 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,000 TRYING TO TELL YOU HOW TO RUN YOUR SHOP, 480 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,000 AND I APOLOGIZE. 481 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,000 BUT YOU GOT TO SEE THINGS FROM MY SIDE. 482 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,000 I'VE GOT A CUSTOMER THAT'S UNHAPPY. I GOT TO ACT ON THAT. 483 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,000 WELL, CUSTOMERS ONLY GET UNHAPPY 484 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:45,000 WHEN PEOPLE PROMISE THEM THINGS THEY CAN'T DELIVER. 485 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,000 NEWBIE WANTED TO PLAY THE BIG MAN 486 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,000 AND SHOW HIS CUSTOMER HE COULD PUSH THAT CAR THROUGH. 487 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,000 NOW HE LOOKS BAD, THOREAU LOOKS BAD, 488 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,000 AND, FOR SOME REASON, I'M THE ONE UP HERE 489 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,000 GETTING TALKED TO IN YOUR DADDY'S OFFICE. 490 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000 RIGHT. AND HE'S NOT 491 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000 THE WORST ONE. 492 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:59,000 I MEAN, EVERY DAY, ONE OF THOSE SUITS COMES DOWN 493 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000 AND TRIES TO SQUEEZE MY GUYS FOR SOME "RUSH JOB." 494 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,000 IF I DON'T STAND UP FOR THEM, NOBODY DOES. 495 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,000 UH, WHY DON'T I GIVE YOU A FEW MORE GUYS, 496 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,000 LIGHTEN THE LOAD SO THINGS DON'T BACK UP? 497 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:10,000 NO. OUR SHOP HAS ONE OF THE SHORTEST TURNAROUND 498 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:10,000 TIMES IN THE REGION. 499 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000 YOU BRING IN NEW HIRES, THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, 500 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000 THE WORK DRIES UP, AND THEN MY GUYS ARE EYEBALLING ME 501 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000 'CAUSE I GOT TO CUT THEM TO HALF A DAY. 502 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000 I DON'T THINK SO. 503 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000 OKAY, UM... 504 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000 I GUESS I NEED TO, UH, 505 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:28,000 DO SOME...MORE THINKING ON THIS. 506 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,000 YEAH, OKAY. OH. 507 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:35,000 BUT, HEY, LISTEN... DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP. 508 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,000 I MEAN, WHEN DADDY JUST UP AND HANDS YOU 509 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,000 THE KEYS TO A NEW CAR LIKE THIS, 510 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,000 YOU'RE BOUND TO SCRATCH A QUARTER PANEL OR TWO, RIGHT? 511 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,000 HAVE A GOOD ONE. 512 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,000 MAN: Bruce tell you I was coming? 513 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,000 BRUCE DID TALK TO ME, AND -- 514 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,000 I'm running a little late. 515 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,000 WELL, 516 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,000 But you've got the Corvette for me, right? 517 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000 I'M LOOKING AT HER RIGHT NOW, 518 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,000 AND SHE IS DEFINITELY CHERRY. 519 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,000 Okay. Be there by 8:00. 520 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000 ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU THEN. BYE. 521 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,000 HEY, TERR, WE'RE GRABBING SOME BEERS. 522 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,000 YOU IN? 523 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:08,000 UH, SORRY, FELLAS. GOT PLANS. 524 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:11,000 HOW ABOUT YOU? MM, GEE, I WAS GONNA 525 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:11,000 GET MY BURRO DETAILED. 526 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 527 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000 VAMANOS, CHICOS. 528 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000 LAS CERVEZAS ESTáN ESPERANDO. 529 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 530 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:21,000 KEEP LAUGHING, DICKS. 531 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,000 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 532 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:40,000 MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO HIT A BUCKET OF BALLS WITH YOU. 533 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,000 ALL RIGHT, ALBERT, COME ON. WHAT'S THE MATTER? 534 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,000 YOU FEELING SHAKY RIGHT NOW? 535 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,000 NO. 536 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,000 LOOK, THE DRIVING RANGE -- IT'S 2 MILES AWAY. 537 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000 YOU FEEL SOMETHING COMING ON, YOU CALL ME UP, 538 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,000 I COME RIGHT BACK HERE. 539 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000 10:30, RIGHT? 10:30. 540 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000 10:30, I'M RIGHT HERE. 541 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,000 LOOK, HOW ABOUT THIS? 542 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000 HOW ABOUT I'LL TEXT YOU EVERY HOUR, 543 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,000 JUST, YOU KNOW, MAKE SURE YOU'RE DOING OKAY? 544 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,000 YEAH, OKAY. YEAH. 545 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,000 THAT SOUNDS GOOD. YEAH, EVERY HOUR. 546 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,000 10:30. 547 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000 ON THE DOT. 548 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 549 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 550 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,000 HI, HONEY. HEY. 551 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000 UH, MELISSA? 552 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,000 UM, YESTERDAY WAS A PARTICULARLY HARD DAY FOR ME. 553 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000 AND, UH, THAT BEING SAID, 554 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,000 IT DOESN'T GIVE ME THE RIGHT TO TREAT YOU THE WAY THAT I DID. 555 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,000 UM, WHAT I SAID TO YOU -- 556 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:15,000 THAT WAS WRONG OF ME. 557 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000 THANK YOU, SWEETIE. 558 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,000 BUT YOU WEREN'T WRONG. 559 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,000 WHAT? 560 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:26,000 YES, AT FIRST, I WAS REALLY, REALLY PISSED AT YOU. 561 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,000 AND THEN I STARTED TO THINK ABOUT IT, 562 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:30,000 AND I REALIZED IT WASN'T YOU I WAS MAD AT. 563 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000 I WAS MAD THAT YOU WERE RIGHT. 564 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:37,000 MY -- MY BLOOD SUGAR MIGHT HAVE ALSO BEEN A LITTLE LOW. 565 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,000 OWEN... 566 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,000 I WANT TO GO BACK TO WORK. 567 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000 NOW, I KNOW I'VE ALWAYS SAID 568 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,000 THAT IT WASN'T WORTH IT FINANCIALLY, 569 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,000 BUT I THINK -- I THINK THAT WAS JUST MY FEAR TALKING. 570 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,000 I WAS USING THAT AS AN EXCUSE 571 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,000 BECAUSE I WAS SCARED THAT IF I WENT BACK TO WORK, 572 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,000 I WOULDN'T BE A GOOD MOTHER. 573 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000 NOW I KNOW I'M A GOOD MOTHER. 574 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,000 YOU'RE A GREAT MOTHER. 575 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,000 WELL, REMEMBER, I WAS GONNA GO BACK TO WORK 576 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,000 WHEN THE BOYS STARTED SCHOOL, 577 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,000 BUT THEN TERRY HAD THAT STUPID MOJITO PARTY, 578 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:03,000 AND THEN NINE MONTHS LATER WE HAD HANA -- WHO WE LOVE, 579 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:06,000 BUT NOW WE BOTH KNOW WE'RE DONE WITH KIDS. 580 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000 SO IT'S TIME. 581 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:12,000 UM, IT'S -- IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T WANT YOU TO, 582 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:15,000 BUT I'M NOT SURE THAT IT IS TIME. 583 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:18,000 DEBBIE COOKE HAS BEEN AFTER ME FOR I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG 584 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:18,000 TO GET TOGETHER WITH HER, 585 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000 SO I FIGURED IT MIGHT BE WORTHWHILE 586 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,000 TO SEE WHAT SHE HAS TO OFFER. 587 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:25,000 DO YOU KNOW THAT SHE IS SENIOR EDITOR OF THAT MAGAZINE NOW? 588 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,000 I MEAN, I TRAINED HER. 589 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,000 YOU KNOW THAT THINGS ARE CRAZY AT THE STORE RIGHT NOW, RIGHT? 590 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,000 AND I CAN'T PROMISE HOW MUCH I'M GONNA BE AROUND -- 591 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,000 WEEKENDS OR -- 592 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,000 HONEY, I NEED TO DO THIS. 593 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,000 LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO BE THE MOM 594 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:38,000 THAT FILLS HER DAY WORRYING ABOUT THE KIDS EATING MAGNETS. 595 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000 I MEAN, DO YOU GET THAT? 596 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000 SURE, YEAH. 597 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:43,000 I GUESS, UM, THE NEXT TIME DEBBIE CALLS, 598 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,000 UM, WE'LL SEE. 599 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,000 WELL, WE'RE HAVING LUNCH TOMORROW. 600 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:51,000 TOMORROW? 601 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:54,000 SO, THIS IS JUST HAPPENING? 602 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:57,000 WELL, HONEY... OBVIOUSLY, 603 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:57,000 YOU'VE MADE UP YOUR MIND. 604 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,000 [ SCOFFS ] 605 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:01,000 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY YOU BOTHER TALKING TO ME. 606 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,000 BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WE DO. 607 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,000 IT'S JUST NOT A GOOD TIME. 608 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000 OWEN... 609 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000 [ MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYS ] 610 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:17,000 Woman: WELL, MOM, YOU WERE RIGHT. 611 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,000 BUT NOW OUR DINNERS ARE A LITTLE TOO EXCITING. 612 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,000 INDICATE MORE, YOU IDIOT. 613 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,000 Alexis: OKAY, I'M HEADING OUT. 614 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,000 OH, ALEXIS, I THOUGHT YOU ALREADY LEFT. 615 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,000 SEE YOU TOMORROW. GOOD NIGHT. 616 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,000 DON'T WORK TOO HARD. 617 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000 YEAH, DON'T WORRY. I WON'T. 618 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,000 [ BELL CHIMES ] 619 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:35,000 ARIGATO-O-O! 620 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,000 [ BELL CHIMES ] 621 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,000 YOU FORGET SOME-- 622 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000 TERRY? 623 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000 [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] 624 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,000 Man: GOOD. LET'S GO AGAIN. 625 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:27,000 HMM. GOOD. 626 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,000 [ CELLPHONE VIBRATES ] 627 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,000 VERY GOOD -- NOW, LET'S JUST BE A LITTLE SMOOTHER 628 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,000 THROUGH THE TRANSITION, ALL RIGHT? 629 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:42,000 Woman on P.A.: ATTENTION, LACORTE'S CUSTOMERS. 630 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,000 THE COFFEE BAR WILL BE CLOSING IN 10 MINUTES. 631 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,000 JUST A MEDIUM COKE, PLEASE. 632 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,000 SORRY. WE JUST HAVE COFFEE. 633 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,000 OH. UM, OKAY. 634 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:58,000 GIVE ME A TRIPLE ESPRESSO. 635 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000 AT A QUARTER TO 9:00? WOW. 636 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000 YOU'RE LIKE A REAL ITALIAN OR SOMETHING. 637 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,000 YEAH, UH, I AM. MY NAME'S TRANELLI. 638 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,000 REALLY? TRANELLI WHAT? 639 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:10,000 UH...SPAGHETTI. 640 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,000 TRANELLI SPAGHETTI. [ CHUCKLES ] 641 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:17,000 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 642 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,000 HELLO? 643 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,000 HEY, DICKLESS. WHERE ARE YOU? 644 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:24,000 I'M, UH -- I'M AT THE BOOKSTORE. WHY? 645 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000 HE'S AT THE BOOKSTORE. 646 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:29,000 DUDE, WHY ARE YOU AT THE BOOKSTORE? 647 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:29,000 BOOKS ARE GAY. 648 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,000 Okay, listen, Brian Pollard just got into the senior party 649 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,000 'cause his brother's there. 650 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:35,000 SO? SO YOUR SISTER'S THERE, 651 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:35,000 RIGHT? 652 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,000 You got to get us in there. 653 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:40,000 WE CLOSE IN 10, MR. SPAGHETTI. 654 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:43,000 YOU KNOW, I MUST'VE DRIVEN BY THIS PLACE 655 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,000 EVERY DAY ON MY WAY TO SCHOOL. 656 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,000 HOW WEIRD IS THAT? 657 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000 A TEACHER. I MEAN, WOW, THAT'S -- 658 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:52,000 11th- AND 12th-GRADE HISTORY. OF COURSE, A LITTLE DRAMA. 659 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:55,000 SO, I MAKE THE MISTAKE OF MENTIONING 660 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,000 THAT, YOU KNOW, A LONG TIME AGO, 661 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,000 I HAD BEEN IN SOME COMMERCIALS, 662 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,000 SO NEXT THING I KNOW, 663 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000 ONE OF MY STUDENTS PULLS OUT HIS PHONE. 664 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000 WE'RE WATCHING YOU AND I. 665 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,000 THEN WE START READING THE COMMENTS. 666 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:09,000 I SAID TO MYSELF, "I GOT TO LOOK THAT POOR BASTARD UP." 667 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 668 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000 HOW LONG AGO DID WE MAKE THOSE SPOTS? 669 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:15,000 OH, PLEASE, DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT. 670 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,000 YOU KNOW, THE ONLY THING 671 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,000 I REALLY CAN REMEMBER ABOUT THAT SHOOT 672 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000 WAS THAT THE FIRST THING YOU SAID TO ME 673 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:25,000 WAS THAT YOU HAD THIS STRICT POLICY AGAINST DATING ACTORS. 674 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,000 THAT IS NOT THE FIRST THING I SAID. 675 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,000 YES! YES, IT WAS. I DON'T BELIEVE THAT 676 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,000 THAT IS THE FIRST -- 677 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,000 AND I HADN'T EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT ASKING YOU OUT. 678 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,000 OHH. 679 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,000 I MEAN, I'M SURE I WOULD HAVE EVENTUALLY, 680 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,000 BUT, I MEAN, IT WAS -- WHOA! GEEZ! 681 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,000 AH. THANK YOU. 682 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,000 [ LAUGHS ] 683 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000 [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] 684 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,000 EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO GET THAT. 685 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000 OF COURSE. 686 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000 THOREAU CHEVROLET. 687 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000 MAN: Is this Terry? 688 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000 YES, SIR. MR. SHERWOOD? 689 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:56,000 Yes. Listen, Terry, I'm really jammed up at the office here. 690 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,000 OH, WELL, THAT'S OKAY. 691 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,000 TAKE AS LONG AS YOU NEED. 692 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,000 I'M PERFECTLY WILLING TO WAIT. 693 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:04,000 Good. Tell me, Terr, did they Armor All the seats for me? 694 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:07,000 Bruce knows I like that red leather to glow. 695 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,000 UH, UH, RED? 696 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,000 YOU KNOW, MR. SHERWOOD, 697 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:19,000 I'M NOT SURE THAT, UM, RED IS AN OPTION ON THE '011s. 698 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,000 Well, you make it an option! 699 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,000 That car's got to have red leather seats, 700 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:27,000 or my name's not Moses Cockmonkey! 701 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,000 WHAT? 702 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000 I said, "My name's not Mos--" 703 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 704 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,000 I CAN'T. SHIT, I CAN'T. 705 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000 [ Laughter ] 706 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:39,000 BRUCE, YOU SON OF A BITCH. 707 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,000 COCKMONKEY! 708 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 709 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000 UNBELIEVABLE. 710 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:06,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 711 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000 YOU WANT TO GET A DRINK? 712 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000 YOU KNOW OUR FAMILY 713 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000 IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD TO ME, RIGHT? 714 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,000 YEAH. 715 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,000 AND NOTHING'S GONNA CHANGE THAT. 716 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,000 YEAH. 717 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,000 HONEY... 718 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:35,000 THIS JUST FEELS SO RIGHT TO ME. 719 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,000 YOU'RE FINALLY AT A PLACE TO MAKE THE DEALERSHIP 720 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,000 WHAT YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED IT TO BE... 721 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:44,000 AND NOW I'M GONNA GET BACK TO WHERE I WANT TO BE. 722 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,000 AND TOGETHER WE'RE GONNA HAVE EVERYTHING WE EVER WANTED 723 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:49,000 BECAUSE WE'RE HERE TO SUPPORT AND HELP EACH OTHER, 724 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,000 NO MATTER WHAT. 725 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,000 AND I PROMISE YOU... 726 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:58,000 EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE. 727 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000 THAT'S WHAT YOU ALWAYS SAY. 728 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:05,000 I'M ALWAYS RIGHT. 729 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:09,000 I KNOW. 730 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,000 I KNOW. 731 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:19,000 [ GROANS ] 732 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,000 HERE ARE YOUR PLAYING LINES. 733 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000 LOOK AT THE TOP OF YOUR BACKSWING. 734 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:25,000 THIS IS RIGHT WHERE YOU WANT TO BE. 735 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,000 THIS IS EXCELLENT, OKAY? 736 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,000 AND WE JUST WANT TO SMOOTH IT OUT FROM HERE, 737 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:34,000 BUT THIS IS VERY NICE. 738 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,000 GREAT LINES. 739 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000 [ LOUD MUSIC PLAYING ] 740 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 741 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000 DUDE, THIS IS EPIC. WE DIDN'T EVEN NEED YOU TO GET IN. 742 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000 YEAH, MAN. COME ON, COME ON, LET'S GO. 743 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000 ALBERT? 744 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000 Marcus: HEY-O! 745 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000 MR. COCKMONKEY, LOOKS LIKE YOUR SALESMAN'S HERE 746 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,000 TO DELIVER YOUR CORVETTE, AFTER ALL. 747 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,000 HEY! FELLAS. 748 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:28,000 THAT WAS GREAT. BRAVO. 749 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000 I REALLY -- I FELL FOR THAT BIG TIME! 750 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000 HEY, TERR. UH, WHO'S YOUR FRIEND? 751 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000 OH, UH, THIS IS ERIN. 752 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000 ERIN, THESE ARE THE IDIOTS I WORK WITH. 753 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 754 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000 HI. 755 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000 ERIN PLAYED MY WIFE IN THE COMMERCIAL 756 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,000 YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN LOOKING AT. 757 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,000 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? RIGHT? 758 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,000 I HAVEN'T HER IN, LIKE, FOREVER, 759 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000 AND TONIGHT I'M SITTING THERE, I'M ALONE, AND THEN BAM! 760 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000 SO, WHICH ONE OF YOU DO I HAVE TO THANK 761 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,000 FOR THOSE YouTube COMMENTS? 762 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,000 RIGHT HERE. 763 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,000 YOU HAVE NO IDEA 764 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,000 HOW LONG I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS GUY. 765 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:08,000 ONE IN A MILLION, RIGHT? [ CHUCKLES ] 766 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:14,000 SEE YA, FELLAS. WE'RE GONNA GO, UH, CATCH UP. 767 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,000 OH, AND, HEY, GETTING DRUNK IS NO EXCUSE 768 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,000 FOR SLEEPING WITH YOUR CO-WORKERS. 769 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 770 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000 HOW WAS THAT? WAS IT TOO MUCH? 771 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000 NO, IT WAS INCREDIBLE. WHY'D YOU EVER QUIT ACTING? 772 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000 [ LAUGHS ] 773 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:35,000 I GOT TO GET INTO COMMERCIALS. 774 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,000 KID HITS IT PRETTY GOOD, HUH? 775 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,000 YEAH, HE'S GETTING THERE. 776 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000 HE'D HAVE WON A SECOND JUNIOR AMATEUR 777 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000 IF HIS PARENTS HAD CALLED ME SOONER. 778 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,000 [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH, RIGHT. 779 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,000 ALL RIGHT, HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. 780 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:53,000 I, UH -- I SAW YOU SWINGING OVER THERE. 781 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,000 YOU'RE A LITTLE BETTER THAN THE AVERAGE RANGE RAT YOURSELF. 782 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,000 YEAH, I PLAY A LITTLE. I'M JUST... 783 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:59,000 I'M TRYING TO TUNE UP FOR THE SENIOR PRE-QUALIFIER 784 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,000 HERE IN A COUPLE MONTHS, YOU KNOW? JUST -- 785 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,000 REALLY? I'M TRYING -- THAT'S ALL. 786 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,000 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU STEP IN? I GOT A FEW MINUTES. 787 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,000 OH, MAN, I WOULD LOVE TO. 788 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,000 I JUST -- I GOT TO GET MY KID. 789 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000 OKAY. ROY PARK. 790 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,000 I'M IN CARLSBAD. I DON'T COME UP HERE A LOT. 791 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,000 I GOT THE KID, A FEW OTHER CLIENTS. 792 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,000 BUT IF YOU'RE SERIOUS ABOUT THE QUALIFIER 793 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,000 AND YOU WANT TO SET SOMETHING UP, GIVE ME A CALL. 794 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000 YEAH, I MIGHT DO THAT. I JUST -- 795 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000 OKAY. 796 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,000 WELL, THANK YOU, MAN. HAVE A GOOD ONE. 797 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,000 ALL RIGHT. 798 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 799 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,000 [ CELLPHONE VIBRATES ] 800 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,000 [ LOUD MUSIC PLAYING ] 801 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000 [ LAUGHS ] 802 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,000 [ LOUD MUSIC PLAYING ] 803 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:16,000 OH, MAN. DAMN IT, THAT'S SWEET! 804 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,000 [ Chuckling ] YEAH. 805 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000 YOU'RE GETTING YOUR SHOULDER BEHIND THE BALL NOW. 806 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,000 YOU FEEL IT, RIGHT? I DO, I DO. 807 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000 YOU WERE RIGHT. I WASN'T GETTING MY SHOULDER BEHIND IT. 808 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:27,000 OH, THAT IS -- OH, SHIT! 809 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,000 OH, 11:40. MAN, I GOT TO GO. 810 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000 WE WENT A LITTLE LONG, BUT IT WON'T BE THAT WAY EVERY TIME. 811 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,000 YEAH, NO, IT'S MY SON. IF HE DOESN'T SEE ME, HE'S GONNA -- 812 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,000 I GOT TO GO. I'M GONNA CALL YOU. 813 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,000 BUT THIS WAS GREAT. THIS WAS GREAT. 814 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,000 THANK YOU. 815 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000 HERE WE GO. 816 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,000 UGH! 817 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000 AW, DUDE, YOU SUCK! 818 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,000 I GOT IT. 819 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:46,000 [ INDISTINCT TALKING ] 820 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000 HURRY UP. IF FORDHAM SEES YOU UP THERE, HE'LL KILL US. 821 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,000 [ CELLPHONE RINGING ] 822 00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,000 OH, SHIT. 823 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:02,000 COME ON, ALBERT, PICK IT UP. PICK IT UP. 824 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:02,000 [ Ringing ] 825 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,000 Hey, it's Albert. Leave a message. 826 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,000 Bee-e-e-p! 827 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,000 [ Beep ] 828 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,000 HEY, LISTEN, I'M ON MY WAY. 829 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000 I'M SORRY, MAN, I JUST GOT A LITTLE TIED UP AT THE RANGE, 830 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,000 BUT I'M GONNA BE THERE IN LIKE TWO MINUTES. 831 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,000 SO I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 832 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,000 [ BEEP ] 833 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:18,000 ♪ MY MIND'S SUCH A SWEET THING ♪ 834 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:26,000 ♪ I WANNA DO EVERYTHING ♪ 835 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:29,000 ♪ WHAT A BEAUTIFUL FEELING ♪ 836 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,000 COME ON, COME ON! 837 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,000 [ PANTING ] 838 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:37,000 ♪ CRIMSON AND CLOVER ♪ 839 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,000 ♪ OVER AND OVER ♪ TURN, ALREADY! 840 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000 COME ON. 841 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:46,000 YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 842 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000 ♪ OVER AND OVER ♪ 843 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:53,000 ALL RIGHT. YOU GOT YOUR BLINKER ON! 844 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:13,000 COME ON, COME ON. 845 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,000 ALBERT, ALBERT, BUDDY, I KNOW I'M LATE. 846 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,000 BUT, LISTEN, CALM DOWN. CALM DOWN, BUDDY. IT'S O-- 847 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,000 ♪ YEAH ♪ 848 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:34,000 ♪ MY MIND'S SUCH A SWEET THING ♪ 849 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000 I SWEAR, YOU SAID NO SO MANY TIMES, 850 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,000 I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU WERE MAD AT ME. 851 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,000 OH, GOD, NO. 852 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,000 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 853 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,000 I JUST COULDN'T GET THROUGH THE MOUNTAIN OF DIAPERS 854 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,000 TO GET TO THE PHONE. 855 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,000 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 856 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,000 HONESTLY, I DIDN'T WANT TO GET BACK TO YOU ABOUT ANYTHING 857 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:52,000 UNTIL I WAS FULLY READY TO COMMIT. 858 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000 [ LAUGHS ] IT'S JUST LUNCH, MELISSA. 859 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,000 OH, YEAH, I-I KNOW, BUT... 860 00:36:56,000 --> 00:37:00,000 I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT, AND I'M FINALLY READY. 861 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,000 I MEAN, NOT TO COME BACK FULL TIME -- WELL, NOT AT FIRST -- 862 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,000 BUT -- AND THEN I'M FLEXIBLE. YOU KNOW ME. 863 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:08,000 OH, MELISSA, I ASSUMED YOU -- 864 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:12,000 I JUST HONESTLY WANTED TO CATCH UP. 865 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,000 OH, GOD. OH! 866 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:17,000 IF I MISLED YOU, I'M SO SORRY. 867 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:20,000 I MEAN, IF I COULD, I'D HIRE YOU IN A SECOND. 868 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:23,000 IT'S JUST THAT THE MAGAZINE IS DYING. 869 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,000 I DON'T EVEN NO HOW MUCH LONGER I'M GONNA BE THERE. 870 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:28,000 OH, WOW. [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] 871 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000 I'M SORRY. OH! NO, IT'S OKAY. 872 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 873 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,000 DO YOU STILL WANT TO HAVE LUNCH? 874 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,000 OH! OF COURSE! OH, GREAT. 875 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,000 [ LAUGHS ] 876 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,000 AND MY TREAT. 877 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:44,000 OH, NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT. 878 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,000 [ CELLPHONE RINGING ] 879 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,000 AFTERNOON, BOSS. 880 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000 HOW LONG BEFORE THOSE CARS ARE SERVICED AND OUT OF HERE? 881 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] I DON'T KNOW. 882 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,000 YEAH, THAT'S NOT WORKING FOR ME ANYMORE. 883 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:30,000 I WANT THREE MORE TECHS IN HERE BY NEXT WEEK. 884 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:30,000 WHAT? 885 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000 HO-- WAIT, HOLD IT. OWEN, I THOUGHT WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. 886 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:36,000 YEAH, WE DID. YOU TOLD ME HOW PROUD YOU WERE OF OUR 887 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:36,000 GARAGE'S QUICK TURNAROUND. 888 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000 YOU DON'T WANT TO JEOPARDIZE OUR REP, DO YOU? 889 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,000 Man: MR. THOREAU, YOUR WIFE IS CALLING! 890 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,000 I'LL CALL HER FROM THE OFFICE! 891 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:46,000 THREE. MONDAY. 892 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:49,000 HEY. I TOLD YOU, MY GUYS ARE NOT GONNA BE OKAY WITH THAT. 893 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,000 THIS IS YOUR SHOP. MAKE THEM OKAY WITH IT. 894 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:55,000 AND HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT? 895 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,000 I DON'T KNOW. 896 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000 ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY? 897 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,000 TOTALLY UNFAIR. 898 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000 OH, REALLY? REALLY? UNFAIR? 899 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000 MAYBE NEXT TIME DON'T LIE ABOUT PARENTS BEING THERE! 900 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,000 I DIDN'T KNOW! 901 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,000 YOU DIDN'T LEAVE, EITHER, THOUGH, DID YOU? 902 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,000 Albert: DAD. WHAT? 903 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:20,000 [ SIGHS ] LIKE I SAID, I BARELY EVEN HAD ONE BEER. 904 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:23,000 WHICH IS "BARELY EVEN" ONE MORE THAN YOU CAN HAVE. 905 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,000 ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO HAVE BEER NOW? 906 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:27,000 DID SOME NEW THING GET APPROVED THAT I FORGOT? 907 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,000 YOU WENT TO A PARTY. THERE WERE NO PARENTS THERE. 908 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,000 YOU DRANK. YOU LIED. 909 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,000 DAD, I SAID I'M SORRY! 910 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000 ALL RIGHT, WELL, WE'RE GONNA SEE HOW SORRY YOU ARE, 911 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,000 BECAUSE YOU HAVE ONE WEEK NOW OF NOTHING -- NOTHING -- 912 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,000 NO COMPUTER, NO FACEBOOKING, NONE OF THAT CRAP. 913 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000 ONE WEEK. 914 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,000 AND YOUR HOT-DOG FRIENDS WHO TOOK YOU TO THAT PARTY, 915 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,000 YOU CAN SAY GOODBYE TO THEM FOR A WEEK, TOO. 916 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000 NOBODY TOOK ME, DAD. 917 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,000 REED AND WES WERE THERE ALREADY. 918 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,000 EVERYBODY WAS THERE BECAUSE THEY KNOW HOW LAME THE DANCE IS. 919 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:50,000 OH, SO, BY YOURSELF, YOU JUST WENT TO THE PARTY? 920 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000 YES! 921 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,000 WELL, THAT DOESN'T MATTER, OKAY?! 922 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:58,000 YOU CAN'T DO THIS STUFF! YOU CAN'T! 923 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000 END OF STORY! 924 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,000 ALL RIGHT. 925 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,000 [ INDISTINCT TALKING ON TELEVISION ] 926 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000 I'M SORRY, BABY. 927 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000 YOU'RE SUCH A LIAR. 928 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000 [ CELLPHONE RINGING ] 929 00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,000 [ RINGING STOPS ] 930 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:02,000 [ CELLPHONE THUDS ] 931 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:06,000 I MEAN, WOULD IT MAKE ME MORE COMFORTABLE... 932 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,000 TO KNOW THAT THE KIDS 933 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,000 WOULD HAVE YOU AT HOME WHEN THEY NEEDED YOU? 934 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000 YEAH. BUT YOU KNOW... 935 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,000 WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT ANYWAY. 936 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:17,000 APPARENTLY WHILE I WAS OFF MAKING BABIES, 937 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,000 THE ENTIRE WORLD WENT TO CRAP. 938 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:25,000 LISTEN TO ME. 939 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:31,000 THERE ARE OTHER JOBS OUT THERE. 940 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:34,000 AND YOU ARE GOING TO GET ONE OF THEM. 941 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000 YOU KNOW WHY? 942 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:40,000 WHY? 943 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,000 BECAUSE... 944 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:46,000 EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE. 945 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:51,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 946 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:54,000 [ SIGHS ] 947 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000 IF YOU SAY SO. 66550

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