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I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE REST OF YOU FELLAS,
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BUT I WILL BE HAVING SEXUAL RELATIONS TONIGHT.
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[ Chuckling ] OH. MM-HMM.
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BOTH BOYS AT A SLEEPOVER -- YES, SIR!
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MM-HMM. MM!
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GIVE THE 1-YEAR-OLD A LITTLE COLD MEDICINE
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AND GO TO TOWN, RIGHT?
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OH, YEAH, I WILL BE GOING TO TOWN. [ LAUGHS ]
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LOOK HOW EXCITED YOU ARE. MM-HMM.
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IS SEX THAT RARE?
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[ LAUGHS ] ON THE CONTRARY,
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MELISSA AND I ENJOY EACH OTHER'S COMPANY ON A REGULAR BASIS.
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REGULAR? MM-HMM.
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HE JUST ABOUT SHOT A ROMAN CANDLE OUT OF HIS PANTS.
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YEAH. YEAH, WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?
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WHAT'S AVERAGE? PER MONTH?
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PER MONTH?
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UM, IT COULD BE ANYWHERE FROM ONE TO, I DON'T KNOW, 15.
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15? MM-HMM.
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MARRIED MAN, KIDS -- 15 TIMES A MONTH.
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MM-HMM. YOU KNOW,
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SOLOS DON'T COUNT.
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NO, NO. UH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
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THERE ARE DROUGHTS SOMETIMES,
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SO YOU GOT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE OPPORTUNITIES,
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ESPECIALLY WHEN THE KIDS ARE OUT OF THE PICTURE.
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I FIND I'M HAVING MORE SEX
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WHEN THE WIFE IS OUT OF THE PICTURE.
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[ LAUGHS ] ALL RIGHT, JOE.
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WOULDN'T HAVE MADE THAT JOKE A MONTH AGO --
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I LIKE IT. YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
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YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
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WHAT, SO YOU'RE ON HIS TEAM NOW?
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I GOT TO SIT HERE AND LISTEN TO YOU
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TALK ABOUT HOW MANY WOMEN YOU'RE DOINKING, TOO?
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[ Chuckling ] "DOINKING."
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LOOK, WHAT I -- WHAT DORI AND I DO
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IN THE PRIVACY OF MY HOUSE, OR HER HOUSE, OR MY CAR...
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OH! ...IS OUR BUSINESS.
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YEAH, DOG. PLEASE DON'T SAY,
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"YEAH, DOG."
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SEE, THAT SOUNDS TO ME LIKE SOME MISDIRECTED
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SEXUAL FRUSTRATION.
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NO, AS A MATTER OF FACT,
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I BET I HAVE MORE SEX THAN YOU DO.
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Joe: OH, JUST STOP.
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OH, YEAH, YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT TO PULL RANK ON YOU,
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BUT, I MEAN, COME ON. NO. NO. LISTEN.
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I KNOW THAT I GOT A LOT OF STUFF IN THE WAY,
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BUT WHEN I DON'T, SHE'S RIGHT THERE.
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SHE LIKES ME, I LIKE HER, AND IT'S ON, SON.
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YOU KNOW? YOU -- YOU GOT TO GO HUNT FOR A NEW PARTNER,
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CONVINCE HER THAT IT'S A GOOD IDEA, WHICH IT'S NOT.
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PLUS, IF SHE'S SMART,
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SHE PUTS YOUR PENIS THROUGH, LIKE, A SILKWOOD SHOWER.
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ME?
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IT'S JUST, "HONEY, I'M HOME."
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WHAT IF SHE'S NOT IN THE MOOD TONIGHT?
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YOU'RE ALL PSYCHED UP.
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DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.
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GET NAKED, PUT ON A LITTLE MUSIC.
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THAT DOES IT -- HER SEEING YOU NAKED
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WITH MUSIC?
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YEAH!
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BOY, THAT BETTER BE SOME REALLY GOOD MUSIC.
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IT IS!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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♪ WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN ♪
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♪ WILL I DIG THE SAME THINGS THAT TURN ME ON AS A KID? ♪
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♪ WILL I LOOK BACK AND SAY ♪
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♪ THAT I WISH I HADN'T DONE WHAT I DID? ♪
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♪ WILL I JOKE AROUND? ♪
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♪ WILL I STILL JOKE AROUND ♪
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♪ AND STILL DIG THOSE SOUNDS ♪
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♪ AND STILL DIG THOSE SOUNDS ♪
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♪ WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN? ♪
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GOOD. THAT'S IT.
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AND AGAIN.
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POP IT UP.
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THAT'S IT. BEND YOUR KNEES. GOOD.
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DUDE, JUST LET HER GET IN THE WATER.
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BEST WAY TO LEARN IS JUST DO IT.
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SHE NEEDS THE BASICS, BRO.
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DO YOU WANT HER TO GET HURT?
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WHAT A HACK.
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YOU KNOW, HE TAUGHT JESSICA BIEL.
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OH, NOW I'M IMPRESSED.
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YOU KNOW, THIS IS JUST STUPID.
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I SHOULD JUST TEACH YOU HOW TO SURF MYSELF.
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THAT'S SWEET...
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BUT I WANTED TO LEARN THIS CENTURY.
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AM I OR AM I NOT THE GUY
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WHO'S BEEN ON TIME FOR AN ENTIRE MONTH?
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HMM?
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ARE YOU REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS?
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BECAUSE I BOOKED THE NEXT 10 SUNDAYS WITH ROCKER,
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AND AFTER THAT, IT'S GONNA BE TOO COLD.
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"ROCKER."
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I MEAN IT!
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SO DO I.
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'CAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS, OKAY?
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DON'T SAY IT UNLESS YOU MEAN IT,
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BECAUSE THIS ISN'T JUST RELATIONSHIP STUFF
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WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE.
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THIS IS SURFING.
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THIS IS SERIOUS.
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I AM SERIOUS.
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ABOUT ALL OF IT.
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[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
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I'M GONNA IGNORE THAT.
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NO, I-I THINK YOU SHOULD ANSWER THAT
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BECAUSE I -- WHEW -- FEELING A LITTLE DIZZY.
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I NEED TO SIT DOWN. [ Chuckling ] OKAY.
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Joe: HERE WE GO.
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OH.
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I DIDN'T KNOW THE BREAKFAST BUFFET WOULD COME WITH THE TOUR.
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YEAH, JUST ON MONDAY, SO YOU ACTUALLY LUCKED OUT.
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ALL RIGHT, WHERE SHOULD WE START?
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UH...WELL, HERE'S THE, UH, KITCHEN.
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NOW, SEE, YOU COULD HAVE MADE US A NICE ROMANTIC
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BREAKFAST RIGHT HERE.
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NEXT TIME, I'LL DO THAT. YEAH.
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I HOPE YOU LIKE CORNFLAKES OUT OF YOUR OWN HAND.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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ALL RIGHT, THIS IS THE LIVING ROOM/OFFICE/
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PLACE WHERE I SIT NAKED AND CRY.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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UH, YOU WANT TO SEE THE BEDROOM?
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UH, AREN'T WE IN IT?
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NO. THERE WE GO. [ LAUGHS ]
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NOW YOU'RE IN IT.
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THIS IS COOL.
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YOU'RE THE FIRST WOMAN IN MY BEDROOM,
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IF YOU DON'T COUNT THE LADY WHO PUTS THE MINT ON MY PILLOW.
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[ BOB DYLAN'S "I SHALL BE RELEASED" PLAYS ]
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[ DORI LAUGHS ]
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YOUR MUSIC MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THAT.
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I'M GONNA IGNORE THAT.
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'CAUSE I'M NOT ABOVE KICKING YOUR ASS.
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[ Laughing ] OH, YEAH?
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LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY. [ CHUCKLES ]
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♪ THEY SAY EVERY MAN MUST NEED PROTECTION ♪
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[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
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OH, SHIT. LET ME TURN THIS OFF.
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♪ THEY SAY EVERY MAN MUST FALL ♪
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UH-OH.
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I DIDN'T WANT TO ALARM YOU.
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IT'S JUST, THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF THIS TYPE OF BEHAVIOR.
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AND I KNOW THERE'S BEEN SOME UPHEAVAL AT HOME.
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YEAH, NO, IT'S EVEN BEFORE THE UPHEAVAL.
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JOE.
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LOOK, IT'S REALLY NONE OF MY BUSINESS.
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HE DOES WELL ON THE ACTUAL MATH.
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ONE OF MY TOP STUDENTS.
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YEAH.
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WHY WERE YOU IN THE TREE?
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YOU SAID THAT WHEN I...
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YOU KNOW, GET SHAKY,
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I SHOULD JUST DO SOMETHING AND JUST CALM DOWN.
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WELL, I WAS DOING THE COUNTING AND BREATHING THING.
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I MEAN, IT JUST SEEMED KIND OF PRIVATE UP THERE.
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YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT.
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CAN'T I JUST GO HOME NOW?
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HONEY, YOU MISSED ENOUGH CLASS FOR ONE DAY.
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MOM... NO, NO. NO, NO.
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YOUR MOM'S RIGHT. YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY.
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COME ON, YOU'RE NOT SHAKY NOW, RIGHT?
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[ SIGHS ]
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HUH? REMEMBER WHAT DR. SCHNEIDER SAID?
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EVERY TIME THAT YOU GO IN AND YOU SEE THAT IT'S OKAY,
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IT MAKES IT EASIER FOR THE NEXT TIME.
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FINE.
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[ SMOOCHES ]
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SEE YOU LATER, OKAY? GO ON. YOU CAN DO IT.
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[ SIGHS ]
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OH, ALBERT.
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I'M GONNA GET MY OWN PLACE.
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FINALLY.
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REALLY? YEAH.
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YEAH, YEAH, THEY COME OVER, THEY'RE IN A HOTEL ROOM.
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I'LL JUST -- I'LL GET A PLACE, IT'LL BE MINE,
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AND THEN -- THEN, WHEN THEY COME OVER,
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THEY'LL FEEL LIKE IT'S -- IT'S THEIRS.
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IT WILL BE A LITTLE MORE...STABILITY.
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AND YOU CAN DO THAT?
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YEAH.
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IT'S TIME, RIGHT?
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HEY, LAST TIME I WAS OVER, THE McDERMOTTS --
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THEY'RE SELLING THEIR PLACE, RIGHT?
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[ Chuckling ] OH, YEAH.
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THAT'S A HALF A BLOCK AWAY.
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YEAH. YEAH.
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LET'S JUST KEEP IT TO A MILE.
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MILE AWAY? THAT'S THE LIMIT?
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ALL RIGHT. THAT'S THE CUTOFF.
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I CAN'T RAKE YOUR LEAVES IF I'M A MILE AWAY. SORRY.
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OH.
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[ LAUGHS ] OKAY.
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IT'S TOO FAR -- GAS MONEY...
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CHECK THIS OUT.
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HOW LONG DO YOU THINK IT TOOK HIM
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TO GET THAT PERFECTLY MESSED-UP LOOK?
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USUALLY TAKES ME ABOUT AN HOUR.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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WELL, MARCUS IS UP.
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YEAH, SHE'S A REAL BEAUT, ISN'T SHE?
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THIS BABY -- TALK ABOUT "GO."
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HOW'D YOU LIKE TO TAKE HER FOR A LITTLE SPIN?
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NO, LOOK, I KNOW THIS IS THE CAR I WANT,
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AND I REALLY DON'T WANT TO HAGGLE.
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WELL, THAT'S TERRIFIC,
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BECAUSE HERE AT THOREAU CHEVROLET,
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WE HAVE A "NO HAGGLING" POLICY.
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NOW, THESE START AT $24,000, AND THAT'S WITHOUT ANY TRIM.
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I'VE ACTUALLY SEEN THEM ONLINE FOR $22,500.
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UM, I DON'T THINK THAT WOULD BE THIS PARTICULAR MODEL.
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WELL, LOOK, MAN, ALL I KNOW IS
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I'VE SEEN THIS CAR ONLINE FOR $22,500.
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IF YOU WANT, I CAN GO DOWN TO SCARPULLA CHEVROLET.
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THEY'RE JUST DOWN THE ROAD.
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YES, THEY ARE.
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WILL YOU EXCUSE ME FOR A MINUTE?
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OKAY.
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WHO WANTS TO BE THE INTERNET GUY?
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HI. I'M LAWRENCE,
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THE INTERNET SPECIALIST HERE AT THOREAU.
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WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER GUY?
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WELL, HE TOLD ME YOU WERE A LITTLE CONFUSED
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ABOUT SOME OF THE STUFF YOU FOUND ONLINE.
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NO, LOOK, I'VE JUST SEEN THE CAR ONLINE FOR $22,500.
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THAT'S IT.
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[ SIGHS ] WISH THOSE GUYS WOULDN'T DO THAT.
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DO WHAT?
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WELL, IT'S NOT THE REAL PRICE.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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SOME OF THESE INTERNET PRICES, THEY'RE KIND OF LIKE
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A -- LIKE A SHELL PRICE.
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NO MATS, NO MIRRORS... NO MIRRORS?
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I CALL IT THE MISINFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. [ CHUCKLES ]
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LET ME PULL IT UP, MAN.
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SEE? $22,500.
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SO IT IS.
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YEAH.
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COOL PHONE.
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DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF, UH, APPS...
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HEY. ...ON THE PHONE?
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HEY, THAT'S MY SALE.
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Owen: WHAT SALE?
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TRUST-FUND BOY'S JUST GRINDING HIM.
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I'M TALKING ABOUT ETHICS AND SHIT.
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RULES. ALL RIGHT, I AM THE MANAGER-IN-TRAINING HERE.
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OH, PLEASE.
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WHEN THIS GUY CAME IN,
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THE ONLY THING YOU WERE MANAGING WAS ALEXIS.
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[ Chuckling ] YEAH, I WAS.
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YOU -- YOU KNOW WHAT, OWEN?
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I KNOW YOU'RE OLD, AND YOUR DICK IS DEAD,
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BUT SOME OF US, WE STILL ENJOY THAT KIND OF THING.
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[ SIGHS ]
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THESE FOOLS BOGARTED MY UP, AND THEN THEY F'ed IT UP.
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WELL, GO GET IT DONE, SON.
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YOU KNOW I WILL. YEAH.
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ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA TIGHTEN THIS SHIT RIGHT UP.
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RIGHT AFTER I SELL THIS KID THE CAR OF HIS DREAMS.
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HEY. WHAT'S UP, MY MAN? WHO'S THIS GUY?
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HE'S MY INTERNET SUPERVISOR.
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HEY, LAWRENCE, I'M GONNA TAKE THIS FROM HERE.
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THANKS.
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HEY, SO WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? TORQUE, POWER?
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I MEAN, EITHER WAY, WITH THIS CAR,
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YOU'RE GETTING MORE ASS THAN A BUS SEAT, RIGHT?
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HE HAD THE PRICE ON LIKE THREE DIFFERENT SITES.
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YEAH. TECHNOLOGY CHANGED EVERYTHING.
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THESE YOUNG DUDES OWN US NOW.
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IT'S TRUE. THEY KNOW WHAT WE KNOW.
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THE GOLDEN AGE IS OVER.
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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. I'M GETTING SICK OF THIS SHIT.
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WE GOT TO GET INTO SOMETHING THAT'S RECESSION-PROOF.
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HOW ABOUT FORMAL WEAR?
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[ SCOFFS ]
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I WAS THINKING CASKETS.
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[ MUTTERS ]
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SIR, I SAY LET THE LITTLE PUNK GO TO SCARPULLA.
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ALL RIGHT, LET THEM TAKE IT IN THE BACKDOOR.
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WELL, HERE I WAS, LOOKING FORWARD
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TO WATCHING HIM DRIVE AWAY IN THE CAR OF HIS DREAMS.
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[ CHUCKLES ] [ CHUCKLES ]
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THIS IS BULLSHIT.
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I'D LIKE TO CONGRATULATE YOU.
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WHAT FOR?
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YOU'VE GOT MY GUYS ON THE RUN, SON.
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SCARED!
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SO IF YOU'RE GONNA GET A DEAL, YOU'RE GONNA GET IT FROM ME.
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OKAY, LOOK, MAN, I'VE ALREADY SAID THIS LIKE A
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MILLION TIMES. ALL RIGHT?
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I'LL PAY $22,500 FOR THAT CAR.
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YOUNG MAN THAT KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS -- I LIKE THAT.
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KIND OF REMINDS ME OF MYSELF.
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A CAR SALESMAN?
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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SO I GUESS YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM.
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ARE YOU A LAKERS FAN?
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NOT REALLY, NO. OKAY.
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OWEN THOREAU.
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WELL, LOOK IT UP ON YOUR LITTLE --
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YOUR LITTLE THINGY THERE.
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O-W-E-N... [ SIGHS ]
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T-H-O--
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LOOKS LIKE, UH, '72 WASN'T YOUR BEST YEAR.
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WAS IT?
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THEY DON'T GIVE STATS FOR HEART, SON.
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AND I HAVE A CHAMPIONSHIP RING.
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YEAH, BUT, I MEAN, THEY GIVE THOSE THINGS TO BENCH PLAYERS.
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RIGHT?
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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THEY DO, SON.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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SO WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GET BACK TO THE SALE, HUH?
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FINE. I'M NOT THE ONE WASTING TIME...
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ALL-STAR.
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YOUR FATHER EVER SMACK YOU?
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HUH?
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WHAT'D YOU DO ALL DAY WHEN YOU WERE GROWING UP?
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DID YOU EVER LEAVE THE HOUSE?
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OR DID YOU STAY INSIDE ALL DAY DONKEY KONGING?
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OKAY, MAN, JUST TAKE IT EASY.
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"TAKE IT --" WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, SOME KIND OF --
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SOME KIND OF BON VIVANT?
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I'LL TAKE IT EASY WHEN I'M DEAD,
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YOU MOUTHY LITTLE PANTYWAIST!
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DAD!
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IT SAYS HERE YOU'RE ON MEDICATION FOR YOUR BPH.
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IS THAT RIGHT?
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ENLARGED PROSTATE. OH.
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DAMN STUFF KEEPS ME UP AT NIGHT, DOC.
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SO YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TAKING IT.
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ALL RIGHT, WELL, THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THE OVERFLOW.
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I RUN A BUSINESS, SON. AND I WANT TO BE AWAKE FOR THAT.
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MR. THOREAU, YOU NEED TO TAKE BETTER CARE OF YOURSELF.
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IF LEFT UNTREATED, BPH CAN CAUSE SEVERE URINARY OBSTRUCTION.
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IT COULD EVEN LEAD TO KIDNEY FAILURE
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AND DIALYSIS.
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DEAR GOD.
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I DON'T WANT TO SCARE YOU.
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I JUST WANT TO STRESS HOW SERIOUS THIS IS.
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WELL, SHOOT, SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR PILLS.
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YES, THAT, AND MAYBE LIGHTEN UP YOUR LOAD A LITTLE.
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BEING ACTIVE -- I ENCOURAGE THAT,
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BUT THE STRESS OF RUNNING A BUSINESS EVERY DAY.
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I'VE TOLD HIM A MILLION TIMES
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HE NEEDS TO SLOW DOWN, TAKE HIS MEDICATION,
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CUT DOWN ON HIS DAYS.
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[ SCOFFS ] HE JUST WON'T LISTEN.
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BECAUSE I'M SICK OF YOU YAPPING IN MY DAMN EAR ALL THE TIME!
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WHY DON'T I GET US SOME SODAS?
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[ DOOR OPENS ]
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Woman on P.A.: DR. MORRIS, DIAL...
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[ MELISSA SIGHS ]
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THEY'RE OUT OF GINGER ALE.
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THIS WILL UPSET HIM EVEN MORE THAN THE DOCTOR.
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IF I EVER GET LIKE THAT, YOU'RE ALLOWED TO DIVORCE ME.
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OWEN. [ SIGHS ]
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SHARON, DON'T LET THAT MAN GET YOUR GOAT.
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HE WILL COME AROUND.
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OWEN, PLEASE KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO HIM.
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ME?
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YOU BRING A BASEBALL BAT?
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HONEY, I KNOW.
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BUT WE DON'T HAVE OUR WHOLE LIVES AHEAD OF US ANYMORE.
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AND I WANT TO SPEND MY RETIREMENT YEARS
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TRAVELING WITH HIM, NOT...
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CHANGING HIS PANTS.
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Shh, Shh, Shh.
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COME ON, MAMA, COME ON. COME ON.
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I THOUGHT THE MARKET WAS DOWN.
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I KNOW.
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IT'S JUST THAT, IN YOUR PRICE RANGE, IT'S
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GONNA BE A LITTLE TOUGH
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IF YOU WANT TO STAY IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
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BUT I THINK YOU'RE GONNA LIKE THIS ONE.
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WOW.
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OOH, BOY. [ CHUCKLES ]
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I LIKE THE LIGHT COMING IN.
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I LIKE IT BRIGHT. THE OTHER PLACE WAS LIKE A CAVE.
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DAD.
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THERE'S A JACUZZI TUB IN THE MASTER BEDROOM.
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WE SHOULD TOTALLY GET THIS.
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[ Chuckling ] OKAY.
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HEY, ONLY ONE OTHER BEDROOM HAS ITS OWN BATHROOM,
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SO, OBVIOUSLY... THAT'S THE ONE YOU WANT --
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RIGHT. GOT IT.
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YEAH.
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WOW, LOOK AT THIS.
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DO I EVEN HAVE A CHANCE?
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I MEAN, THERE'S BLOOD IN THE WATER HERE.
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Realtor: WELL, IT DEPENDS.
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THE BANKS ARE BEING A LOT MORE CAREFUL THESE DAYS.
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THE BIGGER THE DOWN PAYMENT, THE BETTER CHANCE YOU HAVE.
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YEAH.
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5:00 TOMORROW, HUH? MM-HMM.
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STILL HAVE TIME TO SELL A KIDNEY.
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[ LAUGHS ] [ CHUCKLES ]
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AAH! OH!
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[ DOORBELL RINGING ]
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BLUE ONE.
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YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THEM ON YET.
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YEAH, I KNOW, BUT THE RED ONE IS A LITTLE SKIMPY,
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AND, FROM WHAT I HEAR, THIS PLACE IS GONNA BE
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CRAWLING WITH CUTE GUYS.
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OH, OKAY.
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OH, HEY, I GOT YOU SOMETHING!
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OH, UH, TRY IT ON BEFORE YOU TAKE THE TAGS OFF.
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THOSE THINGS COST A FORTUNE.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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[ TV CHANNELS CHANGING ]
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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
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[ DOOR OPENS ]
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OKAY, UM... WE GOT TO TALK.
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THIS IS NOT A JOKE. IT'S A SERIOUS CONDITION.
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OKAY?
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LOOK. [ SIGHS ]
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DAD. DADDY!
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[ SIGHS ]
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YOU'VE BEEN RUNNING THAT CAR DEALERSHIP ALMOST 40 YEARS.
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AND WE'RE GRATEFUL.
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I KNOW.
428
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I KNOW.
429
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I GOT IT.
430
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YOU GOT...WHAT?
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[ SIGHS ]
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YOU REMEMBER MY LAST SEASON --
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'72?
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I HAD ALL THOSE KNEE PROBLEMS.
435
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LIKE A STUPID ASS, I KEPT PLAYING.
436
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COULD HAVE TOOK A MONTH OFF, LIKE THE TRAINER SAID,
437
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AND I'D BE OKAY FOR THE PLAYOFFS.
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AND SO, YOU REMEMBER, COME TIME FOR THE FINALS,
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I COULD BARELY MOVE.
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ALL THE REPORTERS KEPT SAYING,
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"LOOK AT O.T., TRYING TO PLAY. HE'S GOT SO MUCH HEART."
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YEAH.
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I'D HAVE GLADLY TRADED IN THAT STUPID HEART
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FOR A COUPLE OF GOOD KNEES.
445
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[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
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IT'S TIME.
447
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YEAH.
448
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I'M GONNA TAKE A BREAK,
449
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AND THEN I'M GONNA CUT MY DAYS BACK FOR GOOD.
450
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AND LET'S FACE IT -- MARCUS IS, UH...
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READY TO TAKE THE LEAD.
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UM...
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GOOD, DADDY.
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THAT'S GOOD.
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YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, WHAT'S THE SPREAD ON THAT GAME?
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MANFRO: Uh, let me check.
457
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IT'S, UH, EVEN UP. PICK 'EM.
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PICK 'EM, HUH? [ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
459
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HEY, WHAT'S THE MOST I CAN BET ON A GAME?
460
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YOU GOT A TIP?
461
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NO. NO.
462
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WHAT IF I WAS TO BET $25,000 ON NEW YORK?
463
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25K?!
464
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YEAH, IF I WAS TO DO THAT, IF I WIN,
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COULD I GET THAT TOMORROW?
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IF YOU LOSE, CAN I GET IT TOMORROW?
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DON'T -- DON'T WORRY. I'M -- I'M GOOD FOR IT.
468
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I MEAN, I'D BE GOOD FOR IT...
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IF I DID IT.
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GEEZ, JOE, YOU SURE?
471
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I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU TO KESSELL STREET.
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[ CHUCKLES ] YEAH.
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KESSELL STREET -- NO, NO, NO, DON'T WORRY.
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Yeah, I'm telling you,
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I LOST SOME OF MY BEST CUSTOMERS TO THOSE DAMN 12-STEPS.
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THEY GOT A LADY DOWN THERE, COLLEEN,
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WITH A CRAZY MOP OF RED HAIR --
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SHE LOOKS LIKE BOZO THE ADDICT.
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TRIED TO PAY ME WITH A COUCH ONCE.
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YEAH. NO, I'M OKAY.
481
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SO, UM, SO, CAN I DO IT?
482
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[ SIGHS ] ALL RIGHT, JOE. LET'S SPELL THIS OUT.
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YOU WANT 25 LARGE
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on New York tonight
485
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TO WIN THE GAME STRAIGHT UP?
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YEAH.
487
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THAT'S RIGHT.
488
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,000
MANFRO?
489
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,000
Yeah, I'm here.
490
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,000
I WAS JUST THINKING.
491
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:29,000
BE SURE ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS, JOE.
492
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:32,000
YEAH, YEAH, NO.
493
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,000
I-I'M SURE.
494
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:38,000
All right, you nut job. You got it.
495
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,000
[ DOOR OPENS ]
496
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,000
SO...
497
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000
OF COURSE, ALBERT WANTED THE BEDROOM THAT I PICKED.
498
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,000
Albert: I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WE WERE CHOOSING.
499
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:56,000
YEAH, OKAY, GUYS. WE'LL -- WE'LL FIGURE IT ALL OUT.
500
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,000
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
501
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,000
THANK YOU.
502
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000
LOOK! HER NAME'S ON HERE!
503
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,000
"SPRING BREAK FOR DADS 2."
504
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,000
WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOU DIDN'T SEE THE FIRST ONE?
505
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,000
I THINK YOU'LL STILL FOLLOW.
506
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,000
[ Chuckling ] NO, NO, IT'S JUST...
507
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,000
LOOK, I-I KNOW THEM.
508
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000
WE WERE IN AN ACTING PROGRAM TOGETHER.
509
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000
REALLY? THAT'S SO COOL! I BET THEY'RE HERE.
510
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:24,000
[ CHUCKLES WEAKLY ] THAT'LL BE A FUN REUNION.
511
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,000
NO, IT'S COOL.
512
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,000
IT'S JUST THAT AFTER WE COMPLETED THE PROGRAM,
513
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,000
BOBBY NYLAND AND I WERE IN A FILM TOGETHER --
514
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,000
STRAIGHT TO VIDEO --
515
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000
BUT, YOU KNOW, I WAS THE LEAD.
516
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:35,000
AND, YOU KNOW, HE HAD LIKE... FOUR SCENES.
517
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,000
I GET IT.
518
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,000
SO THAT SHOULD BE YOU WITH YOUR BOXERS
519
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,000
IN THE GOAT'S MOUTH?
520
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
521
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,000
HE JUST -- HE CAN'T ACT, OKAY?
522
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,000
IT'S GONNA BE PAINFUL TO SIT THROUGH. THAT'S ALL.
523
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,000
TERRY... [ SIGHS ]
524
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000
...YOU HAVE NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF.
525
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,000
NO, I KNOW.
526
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,000
IT'S JUST...
527
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:54,000
CAN'T WE JUST GO GET SOME TACOS?
528
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000
LOOK.
529
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,000
MIRANDA GOT ME THESE TICKETS,
530
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,000
AND THEY WEREN'T EASY FOR HER TO GET.
531
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,000
SO, I'M GONNA GO IN,
532
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,000
AND IF YOU WANT TO GO, I CAN JUST GET A RIDE HOME.
533
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,000
ALL RIGHT.
534
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,000
ALL RIGHT.
535
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,000
LET'S GO.
536
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,000
NO AFTER PARTY.
537
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000
TERRY!
538
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,000
THAT'S THE BEST PART!
539
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,000
UGH.
540
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:19,000
COME ON, GUYS, STOP THEM ONCE.
541
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,000
Announcer: DOWN 2.
542
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,000
Stop them!
543
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,000
TAKE IT IN. TAKE IT IN!
544
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000
IT'S GOOD!
545
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,000
STOP!
546
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,000
THEY KEEP THE PRESSURE ON. PUT IT IN.
547
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,000
NERO DRIVES THE LANE!
548
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000
YEAH! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
549
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000
OH, AND HE IS HACKED!
550
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,000
OH. GRABBING HIS WRIST IN PAIN!
551
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000
HE GETS IN MUIRRAGUI'S FACE.
552
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:42,000
AND THAT'S GONNA BE A DOUBLE TECHNICAL ON NERO.
553
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:42,000
NO.
554
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,000
HE IS GONE. AUTOMATIC EJECTION.
555
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000
OH, YOU KNOW, THAT'S JUST A BONEHEAD MOVE.
556
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000
YOU REALLY GOT TO KEEP YOUR COOL IN THAT SITUATION.
557
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000
NEW YORK'S LEADING SCORER.
558
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,000
AND NOW THEY'RE GONNA BE WITHOUT HIM
559
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,000
FOR THE WHOLE SECOND HALF.
560
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:56,000
OH, MAN, HE DIDN'T LIKE THAT.
561
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000
ASSHOLE!
562
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,000
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
563
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,000
A GOAT IN PANTIES.
564
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,000
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
565
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,000
IT WASN'T CHEKHOV.
566
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,000
[ Chuckling ] NO.
567
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000
TEA BAG.
568
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:39,000
TEA BAG, IS THAT YOU?!
569
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000
HEY! HEY!
570
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,000
HEY, RUSTY!
571
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000
WHAT UP, DOG?!
572
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
573
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,000
YEAH, ANYWAY, WE SAW THE MOVIE.
574
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,000
UM, HER FRIEND DID THE SETS, AND WE WERE JUST...
575
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,000
HI, I'M ANNIE.
576
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,000
HI. RUSTY.
577
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,000
SERIOUSLY, MAN,
578
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000
I THOUGHT YOU MUST HAVE MOVED BACK EAST OR SOMETHING.
579
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:57,000
NO, NO, STILL HERE. HAVE YOU SEEN BOBBY YET?
580
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:57,000
YOU'LL DUMP A LUMP.
581
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,000
NO, ACTUALLY, WE GOT TO GET GOING.
582
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000
WE HAVE TIME. YEAH.
583
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000
COME ON, MAN. JUST SAY HI. COME ON!
584
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,000
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
585
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000
GO WITH IT, TEA BAG.
586
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,000
THEN RUBY TRIED TO SELL HER DOLLS ON eBay.
587
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:12,000
BUT I WASN'T EVEN CLOSE TO ROCK BOTTOM, YOU KNOW?
588
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:15,000
THAT'S THE SAME NIGHT THAT I, UH, CAME TO MY FIRST MEETING,
589
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000
AND [CHUCKLES]
590
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,000
I-I WAS A COCKY LITTLE SQUIRT BACK THEN.
591
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,000
I-I THOUGHT I WAS BIGGER THAN IT.
592
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,000
I MEAN, I CAN GET IN MY CAR
593
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:26,000
AND DRIVE ALL THE WAY OUT TO JADE PALACE,
594
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000
SIT MYSELF DOWN AT THE CRAP TABLE,
595
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,000
LOAD UP ON COFFEE AND CANDY.
596
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000
I CAN SIT THERE FOR 48 HOURS.
597
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:36,000
AND GET RIGHT BACK IN MY CAR, DRIVE RIGHT INTO WORK,
598
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000
AND I REALLY THOUGHT I WAS THE SHIT.
599
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000
THEN I WAS DOWN TO MY LAST CLIENT.
600
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000
THANK GOD FOR MY GOOD FRIEND COLLEEN.
601
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000
SHE REALLY PICKED ME UP
602
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000
AND DRAGGED ME TO MY FIRST MEETING,
603
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:49,000
AND -- WHAT WAS IT -- IT'S BEEN THREE YEARS NOW?
604
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,000
I JUST WANT TO SAY, "THANK YOU, COLLEEN."
605
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,000
THINGS ARE JUST SO MUCH BETTER.
606
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000
I MEAN, SO MUCH BETTER.
607
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,000
Rusty: HEY, GUYS, COME THIS WAY.
608
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000
[ UP-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
609
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000
HE'S GOT TO FINISH UP WITH "MovieExtra."
610
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000
SO...
611
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,000
WE LOVED THE MOVIE.
612
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000
YOU WERE HILARIOUS WHEN YOU RODE THE GOAT.
613
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000
OH. DO YOU KNOW -- I IMPROVED THAT WHOLE THING!
614
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,000
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
615
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,000
HEY, WHAT ABOUT YOU, "T"?
616
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,000
ARE YOU STILL ACTING?
617
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,000
OH, KIND OF GOING IN A NEW DIRECTION.
618
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:19,000
WRITING SOME STUFF AND, UH, TEACHING SURFING.
619
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,000
OH. THAT -- THAT'S GOING
620
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,000
REALLY WELL.
621
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:24,000
MM. HMM.
622
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,000
OH, HERE, COME ON, COME ON.
623
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,000
HEY, DUDE.
624
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,000
BOBBY.
625
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000
[ Laughing ] CHECK IT OUT.
626
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:35,000
TEA BAG?
627
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,000
TEA BAG!
628
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,000
HOW YOU DOING, MAN?
629
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,000
UH, YEAH,
630
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,000
I MOSTLY GO BY "TERRY" THESE DAYS.
631
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,000
I USED TO DRINK A LOT OF TEA.
632
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,000
I DON'T THINK SHE BELIEVES ME.
633
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,000
[ LAUGHS ]
634
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:46,000
THIS IS ANNIE. BOBBY.
635
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:47,000
HI. NICE TO MEET YOU.
636
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,000
COME IN. SIT DOWN! SIT DOWN!
637
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:52,000
Bobby: SO, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO? DID YOU CATCH THE MOVIE?
638
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:55,000
YEAH. YEAH. GOOD.
639
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,000
YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW, WE HAVE A GOOD TIME.
640
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,000
[ LAUGHTER ]
641
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,000
Rusty: YEAH!
642
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,000
Terry: THAT'S GREAT.
643
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,000
SO, HOW DO YOU ALL KNOW EACH OTHER, AGAIN?
644
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000
ACTORS STUDIO. '80...UM...
645
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:09,000
WHOA. '80... LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT THAT!
646
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000
[ LAUGHTER ]
647
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,000
YOU KNOW WHAT, TEA BAG WAS BY FAR THE BEST ACTOR
648
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:15,000
IN THE PROGRAM -- BY FAR.
649
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,000
YOU'RE STILL ACTING, I HOPE, RIGHT?
650
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:20,000
UH, WELL, HE'S ACTUALLY DONE A LOT OF NATIONAL SPOTS,
651
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,000
LIKE BURGER KING AND TRAVELOCITY.
652
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000
MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING FOR HIM IN "TIJUANA 7."
653
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,000
IT'S THIS THING THAT WE START SHOOTING NEXT WEEK.
654
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,000
IT'S SICK.
655
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,000
YEAH?
656
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,000
YEAH, MA-- YEAH, MAYBE.
657
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,000
OH, YEAH, WHAT ABOUT THE BOAT-HEIST SCENE?
658
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,000
NO, NO. NO, NO, NO.
659
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,000
HE COULD PLAY THE BOAT OWNER.
660
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,000
DUDE. WHAT?
661
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,000
THE GUY'S GOT NO LINES. YEAH, BUT --
662
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,000
TEA BAG'S BETTER THAN THAT.
663
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,000
OH, YEAH. OKAY.
664
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,000
HE'S A TERRIFIC ACTOR.
665
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000
I WANT LINES -- I WANT LINES FOR HIM.
666
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:45,000
GUYS, REALLY, I'M GOOD, GUYS. THANKS.
667
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,000
ALL RIGHT, WHY DON'T WE DO THIS? WHY DON'T WE DO THIS?
668
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,000
GIVE DEX YOUR INFO, AND THEN, YOU KNOW,
669
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,000
MAYBE -- MAYBE WE'LL GIVE YOU A SHOUT-OUT.
670
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,000
ALL RIGHT?
671
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,000
ALL RIGHT?
672
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000
[ Chuckling ] ALL RIGHT.
673
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,000
WHAT'S YOUR CELL, MAN?
674
00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:00,000
YEAH, I DON'T HAVE ONE. [ CHUCKLES ]
675
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,000
NO CELLPHONE.
676
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,000
[ LAUGHTER ]
677
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:06,000
DUDE, DUDE, IT'S NOT 1980-[GRUNTS]
678
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000
SAME OLD TEA BAG.
679
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000
AM I DOING ANY MORE INTERVIEWS, OR CAN WE START DRINKING?
680
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000
Rusty: DRINKING! START DRINKING, MAN.
681
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,000
ALL RIGHT, WHERE'S MY DRINK?
682
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,000
HERE'S HIS LANDLINE.
683
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,000
OKAY.
684
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:19,000
MY LANDLINE IS... [ LAUGHTER ]
685
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,000
I KNOW, BUT IT'S STILL KIND OF HUMILIATING.
686
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,000
WHAT? HE MIGHT GIVE YOU A PART IN A MOVIE.
687
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,000
[ SIGHS ] HE WAS ON THE SPOT.
688
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:29,000
DID YOU SEE HIS FACE WHEN RUSTY SUGGESTED IT?
689
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,000
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SURE HE WAS JUST LYING.
690
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,000
WELL, HE WAS.
691
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,000
AND EVEN IF HE WASN'T,
692
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000
WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO SOME BULLSHIT PART
693
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,000
THAT HE GIVES ME OUT OF PITY?
694
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,000
YOU KNOW, OF ALL THE WAYS I HEAR
695
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,000
OF GETTING JOBS IN HOLLYWOOD,
696
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,000
PITY IS ACTUALLY ONE OF THE BEST.
697
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,000
I DON'T WANT TO BE A PART
698
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000
OF HIS LITTLE ENTOURAGE OF SUCK-UPS
699
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:49,000
IN EXCHANGE FOR A LITTLE SCREEN TIME.
700
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,000
SEE, YOU'RE TOO NEW TO ALL THIS. YOU DON'T GET IT.
701
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,000
STUPID BUSINESS -- IT'S ALL SUCK-UPS
702
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,000
AND COUSINS OF UNCLES OF SOMEBODY WHO KNOWS SOMEBODY.
703
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,000
YOU KNOW, I-I'M NOT THAT GUY.
704
00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,000
I-I'M NOT A CHARITY CASE.
705
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,000
GEEZ, OKAY.
706
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,000
BOBBY'S A JERK, THEN.
707
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,000
[ SCOFFS ]
708
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000
AND NOW I'M SORRY I SLEPT WITH HIM.
709
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000
AND THERE I WAS ON EASTER SUNDAY,
710
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000
PARKED IN FRONT OF A SLOT MACHINE.
711
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000
MY GRANDKIDS' EASTER BASKETS
712
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:19,000
SITTING IN THE BACKSEAT OF MY CAR, MELTING.
713
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:22,000
I THINK I WENT TO THREE WALMARTS
714
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,000
BEFORE I FOUND MORE CHOCOLATE RABBITS.
715
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,000
Announcer: AND TIME'S RUNNING OUT FOR NEW YORK,
716
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,000
WHO HAVE MANAGED TO STAY IN IT,
717
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,000
DESPITE BEING SEVERELY UNDERMANNED.
718
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,000
[ CROWD SHOUTING ]
719
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,000
[ KNOCK ON WINDOW ] HEY, DAY AT A TIME.
720
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,000
JUST KEEP COMING.
721
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,000
YEAH.
722
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:39,000
BALL INBOUNDED.
723
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,000
AND IT'S TIPPED AWAY!
724
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,000
STOLEN BY NEW YORK!
725
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,000
FLANNIGAN'S GOT AN OPEN LOOK...
726
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,000
IT'S GOOD!
727
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:47,000
YEAH! OH, YEAH!
728
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,000
NEW YORK WINS IT BY 1! WHOO!
729
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:52,000
YEAH! [ HORN HONKING ]
730
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000
YEAH! YEAH!
731
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:57,000
WHOO!
732
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,000
WHOO!
733
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:04,000
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Man:
734
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:04,000
YEAH, ALL RIGHT! WHOO!
735
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,000
HOPE EVERYBODY'S AS PUMPED AS I AM IN HERE.
736
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,000
OKAY, TWO WEEKS UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT,
737
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,000
AND ALREADY, SALES ARE UP 5%.
738
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,000
ALL RIGHT?
739
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:15,000
BUT I CAN'T TAKE ALL THE CREDIT FOR MYSELF.
740
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,000
WELL, OKAY, I CAN.
741
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000
[ CHUCKLES ] BUT SERIOUSLY...
742
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,000
SHOUTS OUT TO MY MAN RANDY FOR SAVING OUR ASSES
743
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,000
WITH THAT FLOOR-MAT MESS -- GOOD WORK.
744
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,000
ALL RIGHT? DOUG.
745
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,000
THAT IS HOW YOU GO ON THE OFFENSE
746
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,000
WITH THOSE '09 IMPALAS.
747
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,000
THAT'S HOW YOU GET DOWN. ALL RIGHT?
748
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,000
AND LET'S NOT FORGET JUNIOR.
749
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:34,000
ALL RIGHT? HE'S BEEN KEEPING HIS HEAD IN THE GAME
750
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,000
DURING THIS DIFFICULT TRANSITION.
751
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:38,000
AND THAT IS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY HERE.
752
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:41,000
EVERYBODY IS PLAYING AN IMPORTANT PART IN OUR SUCCESS.
753
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:45,000
EVERYBODY ON THIS TEAM COUNTS.
754
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,000
ALL RIGHT, WHETHER YOU'RE THE QUARTERBACK...
755
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000
OR THE WATER BOY.
756
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:55,000
NOW LET'S GO SELL SOME CARS.
757
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:58,000
[ APPLAUSE ]
758
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,000
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
759
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,000
YOU GONNA GET THAT, TEA BAG?!
760
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:12,000
NOT FUNNY ANYMORE.
761
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000
HELLO?
762
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000
[ Chuckling ] HEY.
763
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,000
HEY, BOBBY.
764
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,000
NO.
765
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:23,000
NO, IT'S NOT A ROTARY PHONE. IT'S GOT BUTTONS AND EVERYTHING.
766
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000
REALLY? YOU DID?
767
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000
OKAY.
768
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000
YEAH, UH...
769
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,000
I GET MY OWN TRAILER, RIGHT?
770
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,000
FRESH FLOWERS.
771
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
772
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000
AND -- AND I DON'T HAVE A "B" GAME,
773
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000
SO DON'T CRY IF I STEAL THE SCENE.
774
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000
[ CHUCKLES ] LATER.
775
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,000
[ GASPS ]
776
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,000
[ SQUEALING ]
777
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
778
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000
HE JUST ADDED A FEW LINES. IT'S STILL JUST ONE SCENE.
779
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:49,000
SO? I CAN'T BE A PROUD STAGE GIRLFRIEND?
780
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:49,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
781
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,000
WHAT -- WHAT TIME IS IT?
782
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,000
I GOT TO -- I GOT TO CLEAN ALL THIS UP AND PACK,
783
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:56,000
AND I GOT TO BE IN SAUSALITO TOMORROW.
784
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000
SAUSALITO?
785
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000
[ OWEN SIGHS ]
786
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000
YOU WANT TO PICK THAT UP? I PUT MY NAKED SKIN ON THAT.
787
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000
WELL, I'M NOT SUPERMAN.
788
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000
IT'S HALF A POUND OF FEATHERS.
789
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,000
YEAH, WELL,
790
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,000
I STILL SAY WE COULD USE A LITTLE MORE HELP HERE.
791
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,000
[ THUD ]
792
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000
NOT THAT I'M NAMING NAMES...
793
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000
TERRY. [ CHUCKLES ]
794
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000
NO, THAT'S A... THAT'S A...
795
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000
BIG MOVIE HE'S IN, THOUGH -- THAT GUY BOBBY NYLAND'S IN IT.
796
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,000
SO GOOD FOR HIM, YOU KNOW?
797
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,000
YEAH, WELL, I GUESS THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF HAPPENING
798
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,000
FOR ALL OF US, HUH?
799
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,000
YEAH, I GUESS SO.
800
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,000
SO HOW'S YOUR DAD DOING?
801
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,000
GOOD.
802
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:35,000
OKAY, WELL, BETTER, AT LEAST.
803
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,000
JUST, UM...
804
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,000
TAKING IT EASY FOR A WHILE.
805
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,000
THAT'S GOOD.
806
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000
YEAH. [ SIGHS ]
807
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000
OH, MAN, I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THEY ACCEPTED MY OFFER.
808
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,000
[ SIGHS ]
809
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,000
JUST LUCKY, I GUESS.
810
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,000
LUCKY?
811
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,000
NO, COME ON, JOE. YOU EARNED THIS.
812
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,000
YEAH.
813
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,000
YEAH. ANYWAY, THANKS.
814
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,000
WHEW.
815
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,000
I GOT TO SHOWER.
816
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,000
I'M GETTING NY TEETH CLEANED.
817
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,000
DORI.
818
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,000
THE HYGIENIST?
819
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000
WE GOT A DATE.
820
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,000
OH, OKAY.
821
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,000
YEAH, 'CAUSE THAT'S HOW IT GOES.
822
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,000
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
823
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:12,000
YEAH. ALL RIGHT, THANKS.
824
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000
I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO THE PLACE.
825
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000
IT'S VERY, UM...
826
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,000
...VERY COLLEGE DORM.
827
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,000
YEAH?
828
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000
[ LAUGHS ] YEAH.
829
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,000
I GOT TO GO SHOPPING.
830
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:34,000
BOY, THIS IS JUST, UH...
831
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000
I'VE BEEN ON, LIKE, A HOT STREAK
832
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000
FOR THE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS.
833
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000
YEAH? REALLY.
834
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000
A COUPLE WEEKS AGO...
835
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,000
I DON'T KNOW.
836
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,000
I MEET YOU, I-I WIN THE HOUSE.
837
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,000
I'M JUST...
838
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,000
[ SIGHS ] I'M ON A ROLL.
839
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:54,000
YOU WON THE HOUSE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
840
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:59,000
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, THE BIDDING WAR THEY HAVE.
841
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,000
OH, RIGHT.
842
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,000
YEAH, YOU NEVER KNOW.
843
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,000
YEAH.
844
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,000
HOORAY.
845
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,000
UM...
846
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,000
OKAY, LOOK.
847
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:17,000
AT THIS POINT...
848
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,000
WE'RE ALL ABOUT HONESTY.
849
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000
THAT'S WHAT WE SAID IN THE BEGINNING, RIGHT?
850
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000
UH-HUH.
851
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,000
OKAY.
852
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,000
OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
853
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,000
UM...
854
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,000
[ CHUCKLES SOFTLY ]
855
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,000
WHAT?!
856
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,000
COME ON AND SPILL IT. NOW YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
857
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,000
NO, NO, NO, NO.
858
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:37,000
ALL RIGHT, THIS PLACE -- THIS WAS A FORECLOSURE.
859
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,000
RIGHT? SO YOU SAID.
860
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000
RIGHT. SO, BECAUSE OF THAT,
861
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,000
IT'S A GREAT PRICE,
862
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,000
BUT THERE'S A FEEDING FRENZY OF BIDS.
863
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:47,000
AND -- AND THE ONLY WAY I COULD IMPROVE MY CHANCES
864
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:50,000
WAS TO MAKE A BIGGER DOWN PAYMENT THAN I HAD...
865
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:53,000
IN THE BANK AT THE TIME.
866
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:56,000
BUT I KNEW A WAY TO GET IT...
867
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,000
FAST.
868
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,000
GET IT FAST? YEAH.
869
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,000
THAT SOUNDS ILLEGAL.
870
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:05,000
NO, NO, NO. I-I MADE A BET.
871
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,000
I MADE A BIG BET.
872
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,000
AND I WON.
873
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,000
I WON THIS...
874
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,000
$25,000.
875
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000
25,000 DOLLARS?
876
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,000
YEAH.
877
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:23,000
WELL, WAIT, DOESN'T THAT MEAN YOU HAVE TO BET $25,000?
878
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,000
WELL, YEAH.
879
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,000
PRETTY MUCH.
880
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000
[ SCOFFS ] WHOA!
881
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000
JOE, THAT'S...
882
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,000
I MEAN, WHAT IF YOU'D LOST?
883
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000
YEAH, IT'S -- I MEAN, IT'S A RISK.
884
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,000
THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY.
885
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:39,000
SO...ANYTHING IS A RISK.
886
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:43,000
BUYING A LOTTERY TICKET IS [CLEARS THROAT]
887
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000
I NEVER DID ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE.
888
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,000
I JUST...
889
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:49,000
I HAD A FRIEND WHO MADE A COUPLE OF BETS AT COLLEGE.
890
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,000
SO HE KNEW THIS GUY, AND...
891
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000
WHAT, A BOOKIE?
892
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,000
YEAH. YEAH.
893
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:02,000
I-I TOOK A BIG CHANCE. I KNOW I DID.
894
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:06,000
IT'S JUST KIND OF IMPULSIVE, AND -- BUT...
895
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,000
IT WAS FOR MY KIDS.
896
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:11,000
AND WHEN YOUR KIDS ARE INVOLVED, YOU JUST...DO THINGS.
897
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000
SOMETIMES...
898
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,000
ANYWAY, THAT'S, UH...
899
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,000
SAY SOMETHING.
900
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,000
WELL, IT IS AN AMAZING PLACE.
901
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,000
YEAH.
902
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,000
NO, IT'S GREAT.
903
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,000
[ SIGHS ]
904
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:53,000
SO, I GUESS THIS STORY HAS A HAPPY ENDING AFTER ALL, HMM?
905
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,000
YEP.
906
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:59,000
I THINK ALBERT'S -- THIS IS REALLY GONNA HELP ALBERT OUT.
907
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,000
I REALLY DO.
908
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:34,000
SHEESH.
909
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
910
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000
[ SCOFFS ]
911
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:49,000
I TOLD JULIAN I NEEDED AT LEAST 20.
912
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,000
TEA BAG, WHAT'S UP?
913
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000
Bobby: THAT BETTER BE MIKEY WITH MY BURRITO!
914
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000
NO! IT'S TEA BAG!
915
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,000
COME ON IN, BUDDY.
916
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,000
[ BOBBY GRUNTS ]
917
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,000
[ RUSTY SIGHS ]
918
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:04,000
HEY, THE MAN HIMSELF.
919
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000
WAIT.
920
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,000
BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS.
921
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,000
UH, YEAH, YOU KNOW, I'D LOVE TO.
922
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,000
[ Chuckling ] IT'S JUST...
923
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000
WHEN I'M WORKING, I DON'T, UM...
924
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:15,000
ACTUALLY, I-I JUST WANTED TO GO OVER THE SCENE,
925
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,000
UH, WITH YOU.
926
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000
I-I GOT THE FAX.
927
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000
THANK YOU... FOR SENDING IT.
928
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,000
THERE WERE JUST A COUPLE THINGS I WASN'T CLEAR ON.
929
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,000
UM... [ CHUCKLES ] "T," "T,"
930
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,000
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, MAN.
931
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000
OKAY, I'M NOT A REHEARSAL KIND OF GUY.
932
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,000
WE LIKE TO KEEP IT LOOSE, YOU KNOW?
933
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,000
WE'LL FIND ALL THE GOOD SHIT WHEN WE IMPROV.
934
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:32,000
OKAY.
935
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,000
YOU'RE COOL WITH THAT, RIGHT?
936
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,000
YEAH, GOOD, I JUST WAS HOPING TO,
937
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000
YOU KNOW, RUN SOME LINES.
938
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000
I LOVE THIS GUY. HE WANTS TO RUN LINES.
939
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,000
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
940
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,000
YEAH, ALL THREE OF THEM.
941
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,000
[ Chuckling ] "ALL THREE OF THEM."
942
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,000
[ RUSTY SNICKERS ]
943
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000
DUDE, CHECK THIS OUT.
944
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,000
REAL OR FAKE?
945
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,000
FAKE. [ IMITATES BUZZER ]
946
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,000
I'VE BEEN THERE. SHUT --
947
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,000
REAL.
948
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:55,000
Hi. This is Dori's voice,
949
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,000
because the real Dori is up to no good.
950
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,000
[ Laughs evilly ] [ Beep ]
951
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,000
HEY. IT'S JOE.
952
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,000
UH, HI, NOT STALKING YOU. SWEAR.
953
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,000
JUST CALLING WITH SOME BREAKING NEWS.
954
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:09,000
UH, CASA DE JOE...
955
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:15,000
NOW HAS PLATES AND BOWLS AND...STUFF.
956
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,000
AND I GOT A TOOL CROCK.
957
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000
I GOT A BAMBOO MIXING SPOON.
958
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000
SO, UH, YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THAT.
959
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:25,000
ANYWAY, IF YOU WANT TO COME OVER
960
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,000
AND DRINK OUT OF A GLASS,
961
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:30,000
JUST, UH, GIVE ME A CALL SOMETIME.
962
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,000
OKAY.
963
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,000
[ SIGHS ]
964
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,000
COME ON, GUYS!
965
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
966
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,000
GET IN!
967
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,000
GET THE DOOR OPEN. GET THE DOOR!
968
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000
I CAN'T!
969
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000
DON'T THINK I WON'T CALL THE COPS!
970
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,000
Tilburn: [ British accent ] AND CUT!
971
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000
[ SIGHS ]
972
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000
I'M SWEATING LIKE A PIG.
973
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:57,000
MAKEUP!
974
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,000
SHOULD WE GET A HOOKER ON THE BOAT?
975
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,000
WE NEED SOME INTENSITY, FELLAS.
976
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,000
YEAH? MAYBE WE'LL GET IT BY TAKE 95.
977
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,000
THEN GIVE ME SOMETHING I CAN USE.
978
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:08,000
IF YOU DON'T MIND ME SAYING, UM [CLEARS THROAT]
979
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,000
I FEEL LIKE IT'S THE -- THE BLOCKING.
980
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,000
I MEAN, SEE,
981
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,000
YOU KNOW, YOU'VE GOT ME FOLLOWING THEM.
982
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:17,000
RIGHT? IT'S ARTIFICIAL.
983
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,000
IT FEELS LIKE I SHOULD BE, YOU KNOW, IN FRONT OF THEM,
984
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,000
YOU KNOW, TRYING TO STOP THEM.
985
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,000
RIGHT?
986
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,000
I MEAN, RIGHT NOW, THERE'S NO -- THERE'S NO SCENE,
987
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,000
THERE'S NO TENSION -- I'M JUST...
988
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:28,000
YOU WANT TO CHANGE THE LINES, AS WELL?
989
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:28,000
NO.
990
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000
IT'S ALMOST LUNCH, TILBURN.
991
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,000
Man: ACTION!
992
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000
[ GRUNTING ]
993
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000
GET OUT OF THE WAY!
994
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,000
YOU WANT TO DIE?
995
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,000
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
996
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,000
[ GRUNTING ]
997
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,000
OHH!
998
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,000
COME ON, GET ON THE BOAT!
999
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,000
Rusty: GET ON THE BOAT!
1000
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000
Dex: OKAY!
1001
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,000
DON'T THINK I WON'T CALL THE COPS.
1002
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000
Tilburn: AND...CUT!
1003
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,000
Bobby: YEAH!
1004
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:57,000
WHOO! WHOO!
1005
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,000
[ COUGHING ]
1006
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000
MAN, I THOUGHT I WAS SERIOUSLY
1007
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000
GONNA PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE, TEA BAG!
1008
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000
HE DID KICK ME IN THE NUTS.
1009
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:07,000
OH, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
1010
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:07,000
GOOD.
1011
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,000
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
1012
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000
I STAND CORRECTED.
1013
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000
EXCELLENT. THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
1014
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000
HAVEN'T DONE A SCENE LIKE THAT IN 10 YEARS.
1015
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000
WE'RE BREAKING FOR LUNCH!
1016
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000
[ LAUGHTER ]
1017
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000
I MEAN, DID YOU SEE THE LOOK ON TILBURN'S FACE?
1018
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,000
HE WAS LIKE, "GREAT.
1019
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,000
NOW I GOT A DAY PLAYER DIRECTING."
1020
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:24,000
[ British accent ] BUDDY-O, IT'S NOT HOW WE DO IT
1021
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:24,000
IN THE QUEEN'S ENGLAND.
1022
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,000
THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH THESE GUYS --
1023
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,000
THE BIGGER THE PAYCHECK, THE MORE THEY JUST PHONE IT IN.
1024
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:30,000
NOT ANYMORE, 'CAUSE TEA BAG DON'T PLAY THAT SHIT!
1025
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,000
OKAY, HEY, GIVE ME THE SCRIPT.
1026
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,000
GIVE ME THE SCRIPT. COME ON, COME ON, COME ON!
1027
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:36,000
SCENE, UH, 45.
1028
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:42,000
I SAY SOMETHING LIKE, "I FEEL LIKE A HUMAN CONDOM."
1029
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ] WHAT?
1030
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000
Julian: TERRY.
1031
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000
YOU GOT A COUPLE CALLS ON THE MAIN PRODUCTION LINE.
1032
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:50,000
DAWN IN 3B CALLED?
1033
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,000
HER SINK IS BACKED UP.
1034
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,000
WHAT ARE YOU?
1035
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,000
ARE YOU A SLUMLORD, "T"?
1036
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,000
[ LAUGHTER ]
1037
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,000
IS THAT CODE FOR SOMETHING?
1038
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000
[ LAUGHTER ]
1039
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:01,000
EXCUSE ME. UH, DEX, CAN I...BORROW YOUR PHONE?
1040
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,000
YEAH.
1041
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,000
HURRY BACK, TEA BAG. HURRY BACK.
1042
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:08,000
SO, WERE YOU BRILLIANT?
1043
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000
TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH...
1044
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000
PRACTICALLY DIRECTED THE SCENE.
1045
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,000
I MEAN, FOR BEING SUCH BIG SHOTS,
1046
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,000
THESE GUYS DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THE BASICS OF BLOCKING.
1047
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:18,000
REALLY? THAT DIRECTOR DID ALL THE "BATGIRL" MOVIES.
1048
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,000
I KNOW.
1049
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,000
LOOK, BOBBY WAS REALLY PSYCHED.
1050
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,000
HE -- HE WANTS ME TO STAY UP HERE FOR A WHILE.
1051
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:27,000
Kind of as a supervising producer/acting coach.
1052
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,000
HE DOESN'T TRUST THE DIRECTOR.
1053
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:31,000
I DON'T BLAME HIM, FRANKLY, AFTER WHAT I SAW TODAY.
1054
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,000
OH.
1055
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,000
SO, HOW LONG WILL YOU BE GONE, THEN?
1056
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:38,000
I'm not sure. He just said a few days.
1057
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:43,000
BUT, LIKE, FRIDAY, SATURDAY, SUNDAY?
1058
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:46,000
A FEW DAYS. I-I-I DON'T KNOW.
1059
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000
OKAY.
1060
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000
I GUESS...
1061
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,000
I'LL JUST... SEE YOU WHEN I SEE YOU, THEN.
1062
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:57,000
HEY, LISTEN. CAN YOU FIND OUT WHAT THAT WOMAN, DAWN,
1063
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:57,000
WANTS IN 3B?
1064
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,000
She left me some message about her sink.
1065
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:02,000
SURE, TER. WHATEVER YOU NEED.
1066
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,000
[ Beep ]
1067
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:09,000
HEY, DOUCHE, WE'RE BACK IN 10, AND BOBBY NEEDS YOU.
1068
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:15,000
♪ THEY SAY EVERY MAN MUST NEED PROTECTION ♪
1069
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:19,000
♪ THEY SAY EVERY MAN MUST FALL ♪
1070
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:23,000
HOW YOU DOING, SIR? I'M PATRICK.
1071
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,000
LOOKING AT ANY PARTICULAR CAR TODAY?
1072
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000
I'M NOT HERE FOR A CAR.
1073
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000
I'M HERE FOR A JOB.
1074
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:34,000
♪ SOMEPLACE SO HIGH ABOVE THE WALL ♪
1075
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000
GO WITH THE FRENCH PART.
1076
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,000
GO WITH THE FRENCH PART?
1077
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:40,000
♪ I SEE MY LIGHT COME SHININ' ♪
1078
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,000
I LOVE THIS JOB.
1079
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,000
[ Chuckling ] I LOVE THIS JOB.
1080
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:47,000
♪ FROM THE WEST DOWN TO THE EAST ♪
1081
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,000
GOOD JOB, ANNIE!
1082
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:53,000
♪ ANY DAY NOW ♪
1083
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:57,000
♪ ANY DAY NOW ♪
1084
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:00,000
♪ I SHALL BE RELEASED ♪
1085
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:03,000
...OVER A TEXT? LIKE, COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE.
1086
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,000
I MEAN, IF YOU'RE GONNA CANCEL WITH ME,
1087
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,000
DO IT OVER AT LEAST A VIDEO CHAT.
1088
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,000
HAVE SOME CLASS.
1089
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:10,000
Albert: SORRY, DAD, BUT YOUR NOSE IS BIGGER THAN THAT.
1090
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,000
MORE THAN THAT? [ CHUCKLES ]
1091
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,000
HOW YOU DO THAT?
1092
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,000
REALLY? THAT BIG?
1093
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000
AW, COME ON.
1094
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000
WE GOT TO ADD SOME LINES, TOO.
1095
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,000
HEY, YOU JUST WATCH IT.
1096
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,000
EASY.
1097
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:24,000
[ MUMBLING ]
1098
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,000
WAITING FOR A CALL?
1099
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,000
NOT REALLY.
1100
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,000
MM.
1101
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,000
THINK A FRIEND OF MINE IS MAD AT ME.
1102
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,000
THAT'S ALL.
1103
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:34,000
WHY, WHAT'D YOU DO?
1104
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000
NOTHING.
1105
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000
NOTHING, REALLY.
1106
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,000
PEOPLE ARE WEIRD, RIGHT? [ CHUCKLES ]
1107
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:42,000
YEAH, YEAH, PEOPLE ARE WEIRD. THAT'S RIGHT.
1108
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:48,000
♪ IS A MAN WHO SWEARS HE'S NOT TO BLAME ♪
1109
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:52,000
♪ ALL DAY LONG, I HEAR HIM CRY SO LOUD ♪
1110
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,000
WHAT?
1111
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,000
NOTHING.
1112
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,000
JUST WAITING TO TAKE YOU ON.
1113
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,000
LET'S GO. [ CHUCKLES ]
1114
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,000
WHAT'S YOUR GAME?
1115
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,000
TENNIS. TENNIS?!
1116
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,000
OKAY, YOU REALLY WANT TO GET OWNED?
1117
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,000
OH, YEAH.
1118
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:06,000
I USED TO BE A...VERY GOOD BAD TENNIS PLAYER.
1119
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,000
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
1120
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,000
AH, YOU WERE MY GUY.
1121
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,000
YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING THIS GAME.
1122
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,000
I HATE THIS GUY. MY GUY SUCKS.
1123
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,000
EASY! OH!
1124
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000
TOP SPIN!
1125
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,000
YOU HIT IT BACK?
1126
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,000
YEAH. OH, NO.
1127
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000
OH, YOU MADE ADJUSTMENTS.
1128
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000
♪ ANY DAY NOW ♪
1129
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:25,000
WHY DON'T YOU WAIT TILL I'M READY, THOUGH?
1130
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:25,000
♪ I SHALL BE RELEASED ♪
76023
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