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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,000 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE REST OF YOU FELLAS, 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,000 BUT I WILL BE HAVING SEXUAL RELATIONS TONIGHT. 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,000 [ Chuckling ] OH. MM-HMM. 4 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,000 BOTH BOYS AT A SLEEPOVER -- YES, SIR! 5 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,000 MM-HMM. MM! 6 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:15,000 GIVE THE 1-YEAR-OLD A LITTLE COLD MEDICINE 7 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,000 AND GO TO TOWN, RIGHT? 8 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,000 OH, YEAH, I WILL BE GOING TO TOWN. [ LAUGHS ] 9 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,000 LOOK HOW EXCITED YOU ARE. MM-HMM. 10 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,000 IS SEX THAT RARE? 11 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,000 [ LAUGHS ] ON THE CONTRARY, 12 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,000 MELISSA AND I ENJOY EACH OTHER'S COMPANY ON A REGULAR BASIS. 13 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:27,000 REGULAR? MM-HMM. 14 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:29,000 HE JUST ABOUT SHOT A ROMAN CANDLE OUT OF HIS PANTS. 15 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,000 YEAH. YEAH, WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? 16 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,000 WHAT'S AVERAGE? PER MONTH? 17 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,000 PER MONTH? 18 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:39,000 UM, IT COULD BE ANYWHERE FROM ONE TO, I DON'T KNOW, 15. 19 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,000 15? MM-HMM. 20 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,000 MARRIED MAN, KIDS -- 15 TIMES A MONTH. 21 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,000 MM-HMM. YOU KNOW, 22 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,000 SOLOS DON'T COUNT. 23 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:47,000 NO, NO. UH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 24 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,000 THERE ARE DROUGHTS SOMETIMES, 25 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:52,000 SO YOU GOT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE OPPORTUNITIES, 26 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,000 ESPECIALLY WHEN THE KIDS ARE OUT OF THE PICTURE. 27 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,000 I FIND I'M HAVING MORE SEX 28 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,000 WHEN THE WIFE IS OUT OF THE PICTURE. 29 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,000 [ LAUGHS ] ALL RIGHT, JOE. 30 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,000 WOULDN'T HAVE MADE THAT JOKE A MONTH AGO -- 31 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,000 I LIKE IT. YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. 32 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,000 YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. 33 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,000 WHAT, SO YOU'RE ON HIS TEAM NOW? 34 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,000 I GOT TO SIT HERE AND LISTEN TO YOU 35 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,000 TALK ABOUT HOW MANY WOMEN YOU'RE DOINKING, TOO? 36 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,000 [ Chuckling ] "DOINKING." 37 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,000 LOOK, WHAT I -- WHAT DORI AND I DO 38 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:16,000 IN THE PRIVACY OF MY HOUSE, OR HER HOUSE, OR MY CAR... 39 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,000 OH! ...IS OUR BUSINESS. 40 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:20,000 YEAH, DOG. PLEASE DON'T SAY, 41 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:20,000 "YEAH, DOG." 42 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:23,000 SEE, THAT SOUNDS TO ME LIKE SOME MISDIRECTED 43 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:23,000 SEXUAL FRUSTRATION. 44 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,000 NO, AS A MATTER OF FACT, 45 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,000 I BET I HAVE MORE SEX THAN YOU DO. 46 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,000 Joe: OH, JUST STOP. 47 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:30,000 OH, YEAH, YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT TO PULL RANK ON YOU, 48 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,000 BUT, I MEAN, COME ON. NO. NO. LISTEN. 49 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:34,000 I KNOW THAT I GOT A LOT OF STUFF IN THE WAY, 50 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,000 BUT WHEN I DON'T, SHE'S RIGHT THERE. 51 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,000 SHE LIKES ME, I LIKE HER, AND IT'S ON, SON. 52 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,000 YOU KNOW? YOU -- YOU GOT TO GO HUNT FOR A NEW PARTNER, 53 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,000 CONVINCE HER THAT IT'S A GOOD IDEA, WHICH IT'S NOT. 54 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,000 PLUS, IF SHE'S SMART, 55 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:47,000 SHE PUTS YOUR PENIS THROUGH, LIKE, A SILKWOOD SHOWER. 56 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,000 ME? 57 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:51,000 IT'S JUST, "HONEY, I'M HOME." 58 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:52,000 WHAT IF SHE'S NOT IN THE MOOD TONIGHT? 59 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,000 YOU'RE ALL PSYCHED UP. 60 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,000 DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. 61 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:57,000 GET NAKED, PUT ON A LITTLE MUSIC. 62 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,000 THAT DOES IT -- HER SEEING YOU NAKED 63 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,000 WITH MUSIC? 64 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,000 YEAH! 65 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,000 BOY, THAT BETTER BE SOME REALLY GOOD MUSIC. 66 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,000 IT IS! 67 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 68 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:09,000 ♪ WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN ♪ 69 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:14,000 ♪ WILL I DIG THE SAME THINGS THAT TURN ME ON AS A KID? ♪ 70 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,000 ♪ WILL I LOOK BACK AND SAY ♪ 71 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:18,000 ♪ THAT I WISH I HADN'T DONE WHAT I DID? ♪ 72 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,000 ♪ WILL I JOKE AROUND? ♪ 73 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,000 ♪ WILL I STILL JOKE AROUND ♪ 74 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,000 ♪ AND STILL DIG THOSE SOUNDS ♪ 75 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:25,000 ♪ AND STILL DIG THOSE SOUNDS ♪ 76 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:31,000 ♪ WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN? ♪ 77 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,000 GOOD. THAT'S IT. 78 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,000 AND AGAIN. 79 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,000 POP IT UP. 80 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,000 THAT'S IT. BEND YOUR KNEES. GOOD. 81 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,000 DUDE, JUST LET HER GET IN THE WATER. 82 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,000 BEST WAY TO LEARN IS JUST DO IT. 83 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,000 SHE NEEDS THE BASICS, BRO. 84 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,000 DO YOU WANT HER TO GET HURT? 85 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,000 WHAT A HACK. 86 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,000 YOU KNOW, HE TAUGHT JESSICA BIEL. 87 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,000 OH, NOW I'M IMPRESSED. 88 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,000 YOU KNOW, THIS IS JUST STUPID. 89 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,000 I SHOULD JUST TEACH YOU HOW TO SURF MYSELF. 90 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,000 THAT'S SWEET... 91 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,000 BUT I WANTED TO LEARN THIS CENTURY. 92 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,000 AM I OR AM I NOT THE GUY 93 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,000 WHO'S BEEN ON TIME FOR AN ENTIRE MONTH? 94 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,000 HMM? 95 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,000 ARE YOU REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS? 96 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,000 BECAUSE I BOOKED THE NEXT 10 SUNDAYS WITH ROCKER, 97 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,000 AND AFTER THAT, IT'S GONNA BE TOO COLD. 98 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,000 "ROCKER." 99 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,000 I MEAN IT! 100 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,000 SO DO I. 101 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,000 'CAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS, OKAY? 102 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,000 DON'T SAY IT UNLESS YOU MEAN IT, 103 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,000 BECAUSE THIS ISN'T JUST RELATIONSHIP STUFF 104 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,000 WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE. 105 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,000 THIS IS SURFING. 106 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,000 THIS IS SERIOUS. 107 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,000 I AM SERIOUS. 108 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,000 ABOUT ALL OF IT. 109 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:38,000 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 110 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,000 I'M GONNA IGNORE THAT. 111 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,000 NO, I-I THINK YOU SHOULD ANSWER THAT 112 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,000 BECAUSE I -- WHEW -- FEELING A LITTLE DIZZY. 113 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,000 I NEED TO SIT DOWN. [ Chuckling ] OKAY. 114 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,000 Joe: HERE WE GO. 115 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,000 OH. 116 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:57,000 I DIDN'T KNOW THE BREAKFAST BUFFET WOULD COME WITH THE TOUR. 117 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,000 YEAH, JUST ON MONDAY, SO YOU ACTUALLY LUCKED OUT. 118 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,000 ALL RIGHT, WHERE SHOULD WE START? 119 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:05,000 UH...WELL, HERE'S THE, UH, KITCHEN. 120 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:09,000 NOW, SEE, YOU COULD HAVE MADE US A NICE ROMANTIC 121 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:09,000 BREAKFAST RIGHT HERE. 122 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,000 NEXT TIME, I'LL DO THAT. YEAH. 123 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:13,000 I HOPE YOU LIKE CORNFLAKES OUT OF YOUR OWN HAND. 124 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,000 [ LAUGHS ] 125 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:17,000 ALL RIGHT, THIS IS THE LIVING ROOM/OFFICE/ 126 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:20,000 PLACE WHERE I SIT NAKED AND CRY. 127 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,000 [ LAUGHS ] 128 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,000 UH, YOU WANT TO SEE THE BEDROOM? 129 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,000 UH, AREN'T WE IN IT? 130 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,000 NO. THERE WE GO. [ LAUGHS ] 131 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,000 NOW YOU'RE IN IT. 132 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,000 THIS IS COOL. 133 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,000 YOU'RE THE FIRST WOMAN IN MY BEDROOM, 134 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,000 IF YOU DON'T COUNT THE LADY WHO PUTS THE MINT ON MY PILLOW. 135 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:35,000 [ BOB DYLAN'S "I SHALL BE RELEASED" PLAYS ] 136 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:35,000 [ DORI LAUGHS ] 137 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,000 YOUR MUSIC MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THAT. 138 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,000 I'M GONNA IGNORE THAT. 139 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,000 'CAUSE I'M NOT ABOVE KICKING YOUR ASS. 140 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,000 [ Laughing ] OH, YEAH? 141 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,000 LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY. [ CHUCKLES ] 142 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:47,000 ♪ THEY SAY EVERY MAN MUST NEED PROTECTION ♪ 143 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,000 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 144 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,000 OH, SHIT. LET ME TURN THIS OFF. 145 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:54,000 ♪ THEY SAY EVERY MAN MUST FALL ♪ 146 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:57,000 UH-OH. 147 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,000 I DIDN'T WANT TO ALARM YOU. 148 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:06,000 IT'S JUST, THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF THIS TYPE OF BEHAVIOR. 149 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,000 AND I KNOW THERE'S BEEN SOME UPHEAVAL AT HOME. 150 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:11,000 YEAH, NO, IT'S EVEN BEFORE THE UPHEAVAL. 151 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:11,000 JOE. 152 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:13,000 LOOK, IT'S REALLY NONE OF MY BUSINESS. 153 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,000 HE DOES WELL ON THE ACTUAL MATH. 154 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,000 ONE OF MY TOP STUDENTS. 155 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,000 YEAH. 156 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:24,000 WHY WERE YOU IN THE TREE? 157 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,000 YOU SAID THAT WHEN I... 158 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,000 YOU KNOW, GET SHAKY, 159 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,000 I SHOULD JUST DO SOMETHING AND JUST CALM DOWN. 160 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,000 WELL, I WAS DOING THE COUNTING AND BREATHING THING. 161 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,000 I MEAN, IT JUST SEEMED KIND OF PRIVATE UP THERE. 162 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:37,000 YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT. 163 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,000 CAN'T I JUST GO HOME NOW? 164 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,000 HONEY, YOU MISSED ENOUGH CLASS FOR ONE DAY. 165 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,000 MOM... NO, NO. NO, NO. 166 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,000 YOUR MOM'S RIGHT. YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY. 167 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,000 COME ON, YOU'RE NOT SHAKY NOW, RIGHT? 168 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,000 [ SIGHS ] 169 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,000 HUH? REMEMBER WHAT DR. SCHNEIDER SAID? 170 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:51,000 EVERY TIME THAT YOU GO IN AND YOU SEE THAT IT'S OKAY, 171 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,000 IT MAKES IT EASIER FOR THE NEXT TIME. 172 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,000 FINE. 173 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,000 [ SMOOCHES ] 174 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:00,000 SEE YOU LATER, OKAY? GO ON. YOU CAN DO IT. 175 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,000 [ SIGHS ] 176 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,000 OH, ALBERT. 177 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:12,000 I'M GONNA GET MY OWN PLACE. 178 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,000 FINALLY. 179 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,000 REALLY? YEAH. 180 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:19,000 YEAH, YEAH, THEY COME OVER, THEY'RE IN A HOTEL ROOM. 181 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,000 I'LL JUST -- I'LL GET A PLACE, IT'LL BE MINE, 182 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,000 AND THEN -- THEN, WHEN THEY COME OVER, 183 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:25,000 THEY'LL FEEL LIKE IT'S -- IT'S THEIRS. 184 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:28,000 IT WILL BE A LITTLE MORE...STABILITY. 185 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,000 AND YOU CAN DO THAT? 186 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,000 YEAH. 187 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:34,000 IT'S TIME, RIGHT? 188 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,000 HEY, LAST TIME I WAS OVER, THE McDERMOTTS -- 189 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,000 THEY'RE SELLING THEIR PLACE, RIGHT? 190 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,000 [ Chuckling ] OH, YEAH. 191 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,000 THAT'S A HALF A BLOCK AWAY. 192 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,000 YEAH. YEAH. 193 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:47,000 LET'S JUST KEEP IT TO A MILE. 194 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,000 MILE AWAY? THAT'S THE LIMIT? 195 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,000 ALL RIGHT. THAT'S THE CUTOFF. 196 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:52,000 I CAN'T RAKE YOUR LEAVES IF I'M A MILE AWAY. SORRY. 197 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:52,000 OH. 198 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,000 [ LAUGHS ] OKAY. 199 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,000 IT'S TOO FAR -- GAS MONEY... 200 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:10,000 CHECK THIS OUT. 201 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,000 HOW LONG DO YOU THINK IT TOOK HIM 202 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,000 TO GET THAT PERFECTLY MESSED-UP LOOK? 203 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:17,000 USUALLY TAKES ME ABOUT AN HOUR. 204 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,000 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 205 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,000 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 206 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,000 WELL, MARCUS IS UP. 207 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:38,000 YEAH, SHE'S A REAL BEAUT, ISN'T SHE? 208 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,000 THIS BABY -- TALK ABOUT "GO." 209 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,000 HOW'D YOU LIKE TO TAKE HER FOR A LITTLE SPIN? 210 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,000 NO, LOOK, I KNOW THIS IS THE CAR I WANT, 211 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,000 AND I REALLY DON'T WANT TO HAGGLE. 212 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,000 WELL, THAT'S TERRIFIC, 213 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,000 BECAUSE HERE AT THOREAU CHEVROLET, 214 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,000 WE HAVE A "NO HAGGLING" POLICY. 215 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:53,000 NOW, THESE START AT $24,000, AND THAT'S WITHOUT ANY TRIM. 216 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:56,000 I'VE ACTUALLY SEEN THEM ONLINE FOR $22,500. 217 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,000 UM, I DON'T THINK THAT WOULD BE THIS PARTICULAR MODEL. 218 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,000 WELL, LOOK, MAN, ALL I KNOW IS 219 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,000 I'VE SEEN THIS CAR ONLINE FOR $22,500. 220 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,000 IF YOU WANT, I CAN GO DOWN TO SCARPULLA CHEVROLET. 221 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:05,000 THEY'RE JUST DOWN THE ROAD. 222 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,000 YES, THEY ARE. 223 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,000 WILL YOU EXCUSE ME FOR A MINUTE? 224 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,000 OKAY. 225 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,000 WHO WANTS TO BE THE INTERNET GUY? 226 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,000 HI. I'M LAWRENCE, 227 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,000 THE INTERNET SPECIALIST HERE AT THOREAU. 228 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,000 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER GUY? 229 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,000 WELL, HE TOLD ME YOU WERE A LITTLE CONFUSED 230 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,000 ABOUT SOME OF THE STUFF YOU FOUND ONLINE. 231 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:29,000 NO, LOOK, I'VE JUST SEEN THE CAR ONLINE FOR $22,500. 232 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,000 THAT'S IT. 233 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,000 [ SIGHS ] WISH THOSE GUYS WOULDN'T DO THAT. 234 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,000 DO WHAT? 235 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,000 WELL, IT'S NOT THE REAL PRICE. 236 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,000 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 237 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:39,000 SOME OF THESE INTERNET PRICES, THEY'RE KIND OF LIKE 238 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:39,000 A -- LIKE A SHELL PRICE. 239 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:42,000 NO MATS, NO MIRRORS... NO MIRRORS? 240 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:45,000 I CALL IT THE MISINFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. [ CHUCKLES ] 241 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,000 LET ME PULL IT UP, MAN. 242 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:50,000 SEE? $22,500. 243 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,000 SO IT IS. 244 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,000 YEAH. 245 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,000 COOL PHONE. 246 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,000 DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF, UH, APPS... 247 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,000 HEY. ...ON THE PHONE? 248 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,000 HEY, THAT'S MY SALE. 249 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,000 Owen: WHAT SALE? 250 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,000 TRUST-FUND BOY'S JUST GRINDING HIM. 251 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,000 I'M TALKING ABOUT ETHICS AND SHIT. 252 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,000 RULES. ALL RIGHT, I AM THE MANAGER-IN-TRAINING HERE. 253 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,000 OH, PLEASE. 254 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,000 WHEN THIS GUY CAME IN, 255 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,000 THE ONLY THING YOU WERE MANAGING WAS ALEXIS. 256 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,000 [ Chuckling ] YEAH, I WAS. 257 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,000 YOU -- YOU KNOW WHAT, OWEN? 258 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:15,000 I KNOW YOU'RE OLD, AND YOUR DICK IS DEAD, 259 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,000 BUT SOME OF US, WE STILL ENJOY THAT KIND OF THING. 260 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,000 [ SIGHS ] 261 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:21,000 THESE FOOLS BOGARTED MY UP, AND THEN THEY F'ed IT UP. 262 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,000 WELL, GO GET IT DONE, SON. 263 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,000 YOU KNOW I WILL. YEAH. 264 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,000 ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA TIGHTEN THIS SHIT RIGHT UP. 265 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:29,000 RIGHT AFTER I SELL THIS KID THE CAR OF HIS DREAMS. 266 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,000 HEY. WHAT'S UP, MY MAN? WHO'S THIS GUY? 267 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,000 HE'S MY INTERNET SUPERVISOR. 268 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,000 HEY, LAWRENCE, I'M GONNA TAKE THIS FROM HERE. 269 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,000 THANKS. 270 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,000 HEY, SO WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? TORQUE, POWER? 271 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,000 I MEAN, EITHER WAY, WITH THIS CAR, 272 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,000 YOU'RE GETTING MORE ASS THAN A BUS SEAT, RIGHT? 273 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,000 HE HAD THE PRICE ON LIKE THREE DIFFERENT SITES. 274 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:58,000 YEAH. TECHNOLOGY CHANGED EVERYTHING. 275 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,000 THESE YOUNG DUDES OWN US NOW. 276 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,000 IT'S TRUE. THEY KNOW WHAT WE KNOW. 277 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,000 THE GOLDEN AGE IS OVER. 278 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:06,000 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. I'M GETTING SICK OF THIS SHIT. 279 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,000 WE GOT TO GET INTO SOMETHING THAT'S RECESSION-PROOF. 280 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,000 HOW ABOUT FORMAL WEAR? 281 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,000 [ SCOFFS ] 282 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,000 I WAS THINKING CASKETS. 283 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,000 [ MUTTERS ] 284 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:22,000 SIR, I SAY LET THE LITTLE PUNK GO TO SCARPULLA. 285 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,000 ALL RIGHT, LET THEM TAKE IT IN THE BACKDOOR. 286 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,000 WELL, HERE I WAS, LOOKING FORWARD 287 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,000 TO WATCHING HIM DRIVE AWAY IN THE CAR OF HIS DREAMS. 288 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,000 [ CHUCKLES ] [ CHUCKLES ] 289 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:32,000 THIS IS BULLSHIT. 290 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:38,000 I'D LIKE TO CONGRATULATE YOU. 291 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:38,000 WHAT FOR? 292 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,000 YOU'VE GOT MY GUYS ON THE RUN, SON. 293 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,000 SCARED! 294 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:44,000 SO IF YOU'RE GONNA GET A DEAL, YOU'RE GONNA GET IT FROM ME. 295 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:47,000 OKAY, LOOK, MAN, I'VE ALREADY SAID THIS LIKE A 296 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:47,000 MILLION TIMES. ALL RIGHT? 297 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,000 I'LL PAY $22,500 FOR THAT CAR. 298 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:52,000 YOUNG MAN THAT KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS -- I LIKE THAT. 299 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,000 KIND OF REMINDS ME OF MYSELF. 300 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,000 A CAR SALESMAN? 301 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 302 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:59,000 SO I GUESS YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM. 303 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,000 ARE YOU A LAKERS FAN? 304 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,000 NOT REALLY, NO. OKAY. 305 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,000 OWEN THOREAU. 306 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,000 WELL, LOOK IT UP ON YOUR LITTLE -- 307 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:08,000 YOUR LITTLE THINGY THERE. 308 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,000 O-W-E-N... [ SIGHS ] 309 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,000 T-H-O-- 310 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:14,000 LOOKS LIKE, UH, '72 WASN'T YOUR BEST YEAR. 311 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,000 WAS IT? 312 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:19,000 THEY DON'T GIVE STATS FOR HEART, SON. 313 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,000 AND I HAVE A CHAMPIONSHIP RING. 314 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:24,000 YEAH, BUT, I MEAN, THEY GIVE THOSE THINGS TO BENCH PLAYERS. 315 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,000 RIGHT? 316 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 317 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,000 THEY DO, SON. 318 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,000 YOU'RE RIGHT. 319 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,000 SO WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GET BACK TO THE SALE, HUH? 320 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,000 FINE. I'M NOT THE ONE WASTING TIME... 321 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,000 ALL-STAR. 322 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,000 YOUR FATHER EVER SMACK YOU? 323 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,000 HUH? 324 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,000 WHAT'D YOU DO ALL DAY WHEN YOU WERE GROWING UP? 325 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,000 DID YOU EVER LEAVE THE HOUSE? 326 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,000 OR DID YOU STAY INSIDE ALL DAY DONKEY KONGING? 327 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,000 OKAY, MAN, JUST TAKE IT EASY. 328 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:56,000 "TAKE IT --" WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, SOME KIND OF -- 329 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,000 SOME KIND OF BON VIVANT? 330 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,000 I'LL TAKE IT EASY WHEN I'M DEAD, 331 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,000 YOU MOUTHY LITTLE PANTYWAIST! 332 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,000 DAD! 333 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:18,000 IT SAYS HERE YOU'RE ON MEDICATION FOR YOUR BPH. 334 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,000 IS THAT RIGHT? 335 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,000 ENLARGED PROSTATE. OH. 336 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,000 DAMN STUFF KEEPS ME UP AT NIGHT, DOC. 337 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,000 SO YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TAKING IT. 338 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:29,000 ALL RIGHT, WELL, THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THE OVERFLOW. 339 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:32,000 I RUN A BUSINESS, SON. AND I WANT TO BE AWAKE FOR THAT. 340 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,000 MR. THOREAU, YOU NEED TO TAKE BETTER CARE OF YOURSELF. 341 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:39,000 IF LEFT UNTREATED, BPH CAN CAUSE SEVERE URINARY OBSTRUCTION. 342 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,000 IT COULD EVEN LEAD TO KIDNEY FAILURE 343 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,000 AND DIALYSIS. 344 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,000 DEAR GOD. 345 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,000 I DON'T WANT TO SCARE YOU. 346 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,000 I JUST WANT TO STRESS HOW SERIOUS THIS IS. 347 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,000 WELL, SHOOT, SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR PILLS. 348 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:52,000 YES, THAT, AND MAYBE LIGHTEN UP YOUR LOAD A LITTLE. 349 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,000 BEING ACTIVE -- I ENCOURAGE THAT, 350 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,000 BUT THE STRESS OF RUNNING A BUSINESS EVERY DAY. 351 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,000 I'VE TOLD HIM A MILLION TIMES 352 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,000 HE NEEDS TO SLOW DOWN, TAKE HIS MEDICATION, 353 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,000 CUT DOWN ON HIS DAYS. 354 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,000 [ SCOFFS ] HE JUST WON'T LISTEN. 355 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,000 BECAUSE I'M SICK OF YOU YAPPING IN MY DAMN EAR ALL THE TIME! 356 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:08,000 WHY DON'T I GET US SOME SODAS? 357 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,000 [ DOOR OPENS ] 358 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,000 Woman on P.A.: DR. MORRIS, DIAL... 359 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,000 [ MELISSA SIGHS ] 360 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,000 THEY'RE OUT OF GINGER ALE. 361 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,000 THIS WILL UPSET HIM EVEN MORE THAN THE DOCTOR. 362 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:21,000 IF I EVER GET LIKE THAT, YOU'RE ALLOWED TO DIVORCE ME. 363 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,000 OWEN. [ SIGHS ] 364 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,000 SHARON, DON'T LET THAT MAN GET YOUR GOAT. 365 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,000 HE WILL COME AROUND. 366 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:28,000 OWEN, PLEASE KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO HIM. 367 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,000 ME? 368 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,000 YOU BRING A BASEBALL BAT? 369 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,000 HONEY, I KNOW. 370 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:35,000 BUT WE DON'T HAVE OUR WHOLE LIVES AHEAD OF US ANYMORE. 371 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,000 AND I WANT TO SPEND MY RETIREMENT YEARS 372 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,000 TRAVELING WITH HIM, NOT... 373 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,000 CHANGING HIS PANTS. 374 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,000 Shh, Shh, Shh. 375 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:45,000 COME ON, MAMA, COME ON. COME ON. 376 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:48,000 I THOUGHT THE MARKET WAS DOWN. 377 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:48,000 I KNOW. 378 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,000 IT'S JUST THAT, IN YOUR PRICE RANGE, IT'S 379 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,000 GONNA BE A LITTLE TOUGH 380 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,000 IF YOU WANT TO STAY IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 381 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,000 BUT I THINK YOU'RE GONNA LIKE THIS ONE. 382 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,000 WOW. 383 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:59,000 OOH, BOY. [ CHUCKLES ] 384 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,000 I LIKE THE LIGHT COMING IN. 385 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:04,000 I LIKE IT BRIGHT. THE OTHER PLACE WAS LIKE A CAVE. 386 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,000 DAD. 387 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,000 THERE'S A JACUZZI TUB IN THE MASTER BEDROOM. 388 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,000 WE SHOULD TOTALLY GET THIS. 389 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,000 [ Chuckling ] OKAY. 390 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,000 HEY, ONLY ONE OTHER BEDROOM HAS ITS OWN BATHROOM, 391 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,000 SO, OBVIOUSLY... THAT'S THE ONE YOU WANT -- 392 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,000 RIGHT. GOT IT. 393 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,000 YEAH. 394 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,000 WOW, LOOK AT THIS. 395 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,000 DO I EVEN HAVE A CHANCE? 396 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,000 I MEAN, THERE'S BLOOD IN THE WATER HERE. 397 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,000 Realtor: WELL, IT DEPENDS. 398 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,000 THE BANKS ARE BEING A LOT MORE CAREFUL THESE DAYS. 399 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,000 THE BIGGER THE DOWN PAYMENT, THE BETTER CHANCE YOU HAVE. 400 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,000 YEAH. 401 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,000 5:00 TOMORROW, HUH? MM-HMM. 402 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,000 STILL HAVE TIME TO SELL A KIDNEY. 403 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,000 [ LAUGHS ] [ CHUCKLES ] 404 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,000 AAH! OH! 405 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,000 [ DOORBELL RINGING ] 406 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,000 BLUE ONE. 407 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,000 YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THEM ON YET. 408 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,000 YEAH, I KNOW, BUT THE RED ONE IS A LITTLE SKIMPY, 409 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,000 AND, FROM WHAT I HEAR, THIS PLACE IS GONNA BE 410 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,000 CRAWLING WITH CUTE GUYS. 411 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,000 OH, OKAY. 412 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,000 OH, HEY, I GOT YOU SOMETHING! 413 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,000 OH, UH, TRY IT ON BEFORE YOU TAKE THE TAGS OFF. 414 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,000 THOSE THINGS COST A FORTUNE. 415 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 416 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:25,000 [ TV CHANNELS CHANGING ] 417 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,000 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 418 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,000 [ DOOR OPENS ] 419 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:35,000 OKAY, UM... WE GOT TO TALK. 420 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:38,000 THIS IS NOT A JOKE. IT'S A SERIOUS CONDITION. 421 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,000 OKAY? 422 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,000 LOOK. [ SIGHS ] 423 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,000 DAD. DADDY! 424 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000 [ SIGHS ] 425 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:50,000 YOU'VE BEEN RUNNING THAT CAR DEALERSHIP ALMOST 40 YEARS. 426 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,000 AND WE'RE GRATEFUL. 427 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,000 I KNOW. 428 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,000 I KNOW. 429 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,000 I GOT IT. 430 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,000 YOU GOT...WHAT? 431 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,000 [ SIGHS ] 432 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,000 YOU REMEMBER MY LAST SEASON -- 433 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,000 '72? 434 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,000 I HAD ALL THOSE KNEE PROBLEMS. 435 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:09,000 LIKE A STUPID ASS, I KEPT PLAYING. 436 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,000 COULD HAVE TOOK A MONTH OFF, LIKE THE TRAINER SAID, 437 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,000 AND I'D BE OKAY FOR THE PLAYOFFS. 438 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:17,000 AND SO, YOU REMEMBER, COME TIME FOR THE FINALS, 439 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,000 I COULD BARELY MOVE. 440 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,000 ALL THE REPORTERS KEPT SAYING, 441 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:24,000 "LOOK AT O.T., TRYING TO PLAY. HE'S GOT SO MUCH HEART." 442 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,000 YEAH. 443 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:29,000 I'D HAVE GLADLY TRADED IN THAT STUPID HEART 444 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:32,000 FOR A COUPLE OF GOOD KNEES. 445 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,000 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 446 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,000 IT'S TIME. 447 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,000 YEAH. 448 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,000 I'M GONNA TAKE A BREAK, 449 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,000 AND THEN I'M GONNA CUT MY DAYS BACK FOR GOOD. 450 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:49,000 AND LET'S FACE IT -- MARCUS IS, UH... 451 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,000 READY TO TAKE THE LEAD. 452 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,000 UM... 453 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,000 GOOD, DADDY. 454 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,000 THAT'S GOOD. 455 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:11,000 YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, WHAT'S THE SPREAD ON THAT GAME? 456 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,000 MANFRO: Uh, let me check. 457 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,000 IT'S, UH, EVEN UP. PICK 'EM. 458 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,000 PICK 'EM, HUH? [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 459 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,000 HEY, WHAT'S THE MOST I CAN BET ON A GAME? 460 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,000 YOU GOT A TIP? 461 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:25,000 NO. NO. 462 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,000 WHAT IF I WAS TO BET $25,000 ON NEW YORK? 463 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,000 25K?! 464 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,000 YEAH, IF I WAS TO DO THAT, IF I WIN, 465 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,000 COULD I GET THAT TOMORROW? 466 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,000 IF YOU LOSE, CAN I GET IT TOMORROW? 467 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,000 DON'T -- DON'T WORRY. I'M -- I'M GOOD FOR IT. 468 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,000 I MEAN, I'D BE GOOD FOR IT... 469 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,000 IF I DID IT. 470 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,000 GEEZ, JOE, YOU SURE? 471 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:42,000 I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU TO KESSELL STREET. 472 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,000 [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH. 473 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,000 KESSELL STREET -- NO, NO, NO, DON'T WORRY. 474 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,000 Yeah, I'm telling you, 475 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:49,000 I LOST SOME OF MY BEST CUSTOMERS TO THOSE DAMN 12-STEPS. 476 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,000 THEY GOT A LADY DOWN THERE, COLLEEN, 477 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,000 WITH A CRAZY MOP OF RED HAIR -- 478 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:55,000 SHE LOOKS LIKE BOZO THE ADDICT. 479 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,000 TRIED TO PAY ME WITH A COUCH ONCE. 480 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,000 YEAH. NO, I'M OKAY. 481 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,000 SO, UM, SO, CAN I DO IT? 482 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:04,000 [ SIGHS ] ALL RIGHT, JOE. LET'S SPELL THIS OUT. 483 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000 YOU WANT 25 LARGE 484 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000 on New York tonight 485 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,000 TO WIN THE GAME STRAIGHT UP? 486 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:14,000 YEAH. 487 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,000 THAT'S RIGHT. 488 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,000 MANFRO? 489 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,000 Yeah, I'm here. 490 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,000 I WAS JUST THINKING. 491 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:29,000 BE SURE ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS, JOE. 492 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:32,000 YEAH, YEAH, NO. 493 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,000 I-I'M SURE. 494 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:38,000 All right, you nut job. You got it. 495 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,000 [ DOOR OPENS ] 496 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,000 SO... 497 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000 OF COURSE, ALBERT WANTED THE BEDROOM THAT I PICKED. 498 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,000 Albert: I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WE WERE CHOOSING. 499 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:56,000 YEAH, OKAY, GUYS. WE'LL -- WE'LL FIGURE IT ALL OUT. 500 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,000 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 501 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,000 THANK YOU. 502 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000 LOOK! HER NAME'S ON HERE! 503 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,000 "SPRING BREAK FOR DADS 2." 504 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,000 WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOU DIDN'T SEE THE FIRST ONE? 505 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,000 I THINK YOU'LL STILL FOLLOW. 506 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,000 [ Chuckling ] NO, NO, IT'S JUST... 507 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,000 LOOK, I-I KNOW THEM. 508 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000 WE WERE IN AN ACTING PROGRAM TOGETHER. 509 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000 REALLY? THAT'S SO COOL! I BET THEY'RE HERE. 510 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:24,000 [ CHUCKLES WEAKLY ] THAT'LL BE A FUN REUNION. 511 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,000 NO, IT'S COOL. 512 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,000 IT'S JUST THAT AFTER WE COMPLETED THE PROGRAM, 513 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,000 BOBBY NYLAND AND I WERE IN A FILM TOGETHER -- 514 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,000 STRAIGHT TO VIDEO -- 515 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000 BUT, YOU KNOW, I WAS THE LEAD. 516 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:35,000 AND, YOU KNOW, HE HAD LIKE... FOUR SCENES. 517 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,000 I GET IT. 518 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,000 SO THAT SHOULD BE YOU WITH YOUR BOXERS 519 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,000 IN THE GOAT'S MOUTH? 520 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 521 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,000 HE JUST -- HE CAN'T ACT, OKAY? 522 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,000 IT'S GONNA BE PAINFUL TO SIT THROUGH. THAT'S ALL. 523 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,000 TERRY... [ SIGHS ] 524 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000 ...YOU HAVE NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. 525 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,000 NO, I KNOW. 526 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,000 IT'S JUST... 527 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:54,000 CAN'T WE JUST GO GET SOME TACOS? 528 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000 LOOK. 529 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,000 MIRANDA GOT ME THESE TICKETS, 530 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,000 AND THEY WEREN'T EASY FOR HER TO GET. 531 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,000 SO, I'M GONNA GO IN, 532 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,000 AND IF YOU WANT TO GO, I CAN JUST GET A RIDE HOME. 533 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,000 ALL RIGHT. 534 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,000 ALL RIGHT. 535 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,000 LET'S GO. 536 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,000 NO AFTER PARTY. 537 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000 TERRY! 538 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,000 THAT'S THE BEST PART! 539 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,000 UGH. 540 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:19,000 COME ON, GUYS, STOP THEM ONCE. 541 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,000 Announcer: DOWN 2. 542 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,000 Stop them! 543 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,000 TAKE IT IN. TAKE IT IN! 544 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000 IT'S GOOD! 545 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,000 STOP! 546 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,000 THEY KEEP THE PRESSURE ON. PUT IT IN. 547 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,000 NERO DRIVES THE LANE! 548 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000 YEAH! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! 549 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000 OH, AND HE IS HACKED! 550 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,000 OH. GRABBING HIS WRIST IN PAIN! 551 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000 HE GETS IN MUIRRAGUI'S FACE. 552 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:42,000 AND THAT'S GONNA BE A DOUBLE TECHNICAL ON NERO. 553 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:42,000 NO. 554 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,000 HE IS GONE. AUTOMATIC EJECTION. 555 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000 OH, YOU KNOW, THAT'S JUST A BONEHEAD MOVE. 556 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000 YOU REALLY GOT TO KEEP YOUR COOL IN THAT SITUATION. 557 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000 NEW YORK'S LEADING SCORER. 558 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,000 AND NOW THEY'RE GONNA BE WITHOUT HIM 559 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,000 FOR THE WHOLE SECOND HALF. 560 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:56,000 OH, MAN, HE DIDN'T LIKE THAT. 561 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000 ASSHOLE! 562 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,000 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 563 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,000 A GOAT IN PANTIES. 564 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,000 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 565 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,000 IT WASN'T CHEKHOV. 566 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,000 [ Chuckling ] NO. 567 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000 TEA BAG. 568 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:39,000 TEA BAG, IS THAT YOU?! 569 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000 HEY! HEY! 570 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,000 HEY, RUSTY! 571 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000 WHAT UP, DOG?! 572 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000 [ BOTH LAUGHING ] 573 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,000 YEAH, ANYWAY, WE SAW THE MOVIE. 574 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,000 UM, HER FRIEND DID THE SETS, AND WE WERE JUST... 575 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,000 HI, I'M ANNIE. 576 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,000 HI. RUSTY. 577 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,000 SERIOUSLY, MAN, 578 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000 I THOUGHT YOU MUST HAVE MOVED BACK EAST OR SOMETHING. 579 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:57,000 NO, NO, STILL HERE. HAVE YOU SEEN BOBBY YET? 580 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:57,000 YOU'LL DUMP A LUMP. 581 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,000 NO, ACTUALLY, WE GOT TO GET GOING. 582 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000 WE HAVE TIME. YEAH. 583 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000 COME ON, MAN. JUST SAY HI. COME ON! 584 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,000 COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 585 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000 GO WITH IT, TEA BAG. 586 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,000 THEN RUBY TRIED TO SELL HER DOLLS ON eBay. 587 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:12,000 BUT I WASN'T EVEN CLOSE TO ROCK BOTTOM, YOU KNOW? 588 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:15,000 THAT'S THE SAME NIGHT THAT I, UH, CAME TO MY FIRST MEETING, 589 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000 AND [CHUCKLES] 590 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,000 I-I WAS A COCKY LITTLE SQUIRT BACK THEN. 591 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,000 I-I THOUGHT I WAS BIGGER THAN IT. 592 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,000 I MEAN, I CAN GET IN MY CAR 593 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:26,000 AND DRIVE ALL THE WAY OUT TO JADE PALACE, 594 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000 SIT MYSELF DOWN AT THE CRAP TABLE, 595 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,000 LOAD UP ON COFFEE AND CANDY. 596 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000 I CAN SIT THERE FOR 48 HOURS. 597 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:36,000 AND GET RIGHT BACK IN MY CAR, DRIVE RIGHT INTO WORK, 598 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000 AND I REALLY THOUGHT I WAS THE SHIT. 599 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000 THEN I WAS DOWN TO MY LAST CLIENT. 600 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000 THANK GOD FOR MY GOOD FRIEND COLLEEN. 601 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000 SHE REALLY PICKED ME UP 602 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000 AND DRAGGED ME TO MY FIRST MEETING, 603 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:49,000 AND -- WHAT WAS IT -- IT'S BEEN THREE YEARS NOW? 604 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,000 I JUST WANT TO SAY, "THANK YOU, COLLEEN." 605 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,000 THINGS ARE JUST SO MUCH BETTER. 606 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000 I MEAN, SO MUCH BETTER. 607 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,000 Rusty: HEY, GUYS, COME THIS WAY. 608 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000 [ UP-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ] 609 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000 HE'S GOT TO FINISH UP WITH "MovieExtra." 610 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000 SO... 611 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,000 WE LOVED THE MOVIE. 612 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000 YOU WERE HILARIOUS WHEN YOU RODE THE GOAT. 613 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000 OH. DO YOU KNOW -- I IMPROVED THAT WHOLE THING! 614 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,000 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 615 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,000 HEY, WHAT ABOUT YOU, "T"? 616 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,000 ARE YOU STILL ACTING? 617 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,000 OH, KIND OF GOING IN A NEW DIRECTION. 618 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:19,000 WRITING SOME STUFF AND, UH, TEACHING SURFING. 619 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,000 OH. THAT -- THAT'S GOING 620 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,000 REALLY WELL. 621 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:24,000 MM. HMM. 622 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,000 OH, HERE, COME ON, COME ON. 623 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,000 HEY, DUDE. 624 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,000 BOBBY. 625 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000 [ Laughing ] CHECK IT OUT. 626 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:35,000 TEA BAG? 627 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,000 TEA BAG! 628 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,000 HOW YOU DOING, MAN? 629 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,000 UH, YEAH, 630 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,000 I MOSTLY GO BY "TERRY" THESE DAYS. 631 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,000 I USED TO DRINK A LOT OF TEA. 632 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,000 I DON'T THINK SHE BELIEVES ME. 633 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,000 [ LAUGHS ] 634 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:46,000 THIS IS ANNIE. BOBBY. 635 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:47,000 HI. NICE TO MEET YOU. 636 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,000 COME IN. SIT DOWN! SIT DOWN! 637 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:52,000 Bobby: SO, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO? DID YOU CATCH THE MOVIE? 638 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:55,000 YEAH. YEAH. GOOD. 639 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,000 YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW, WE HAVE A GOOD TIME. 640 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 641 00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,000 Rusty: YEAH! 642 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,000 Terry: THAT'S GREAT. 643 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,000 SO, HOW DO YOU ALL KNOW EACH OTHER, AGAIN? 644 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000 ACTORS STUDIO. '80...UM... 645 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:09,000 WHOA. '80... LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT THAT! 646 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 647 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,000 YOU KNOW WHAT, TEA BAG WAS BY FAR THE BEST ACTOR 648 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:15,000 IN THE PROGRAM -- BY FAR. 649 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,000 YOU'RE STILL ACTING, I HOPE, RIGHT? 650 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:20,000 UH, WELL, HE'S ACTUALLY DONE A LOT OF NATIONAL SPOTS, 651 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,000 LIKE BURGER KING AND TRAVELOCITY. 652 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000 MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING FOR HIM IN "TIJUANA 7." 653 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,000 IT'S THIS THING THAT WE START SHOOTING NEXT WEEK. 654 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,000 IT'S SICK. 655 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,000 YEAH? 656 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,000 YEAH, MA-- YEAH, MAYBE. 657 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,000 OH, YEAH, WHAT ABOUT THE BOAT-HEIST SCENE? 658 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,000 NO, NO. NO, NO, NO. 659 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,000 HE COULD PLAY THE BOAT OWNER. 660 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,000 DUDE. WHAT? 661 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,000 THE GUY'S GOT NO LINES. YEAH, BUT -- 662 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,000 TEA BAG'S BETTER THAN THAT. 663 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,000 OH, YEAH. OKAY. 664 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,000 HE'S A TERRIFIC ACTOR. 665 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000 I WANT LINES -- I WANT LINES FOR HIM. 666 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:45,000 GUYS, REALLY, I'M GOOD, GUYS. THANKS. 667 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,000 ALL RIGHT, WHY DON'T WE DO THIS? WHY DON'T WE DO THIS? 668 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,000 GIVE DEX YOUR INFO, AND THEN, YOU KNOW, 669 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,000 MAYBE -- MAYBE WE'LL GIVE YOU A SHOUT-OUT. 670 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,000 ALL RIGHT? 671 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,000 ALL RIGHT? 672 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000 [ Chuckling ] ALL RIGHT. 673 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,000 WHAT'S YOUR CELL, MAN? 674 00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:00,000 YEAH, I DON'T HAVE ONE. [ CHUCKLES ] 675 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,000 NO CELLPHONE. 676 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 677 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:06,000 DUDE, DUDE, IT'S NOT 1980-[GRUNTS] 678 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000 SAME OLD TEA BAG. 679 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000 AM I DOING ANY MORE INTERVIEWS, OR CAN WE START DRINKING? 680 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000 Rusty: DRINKING! START DRINKING, MAN. 681 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,000 ALL RIGHT, WHERE'S MY DRINK? 682 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,000 HERE'S HIS LANDLINE. 683 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,000 OKAY. 684 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:19,000 MY LANDLINE IS... [ LAUGHTER ] 685 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,000 I KNOW, BUT IT'S STILL KIND OF HUMILIATING. 686 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,000 WHAT? HE MIGHT GIVE YOU A PART IN A MOVIE. 687 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,000 [ SIGHS ] HE WAS ON THE SPOT. 688 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:29,000 DID YOU SEE HIS FACE WHEN RUSTY SUGGESTED IT? 689 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,000 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SURE HE WAS JUST LYING. 690 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,000 WELL, HE WAS. 691 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,000 AND EVEN IF HE WASN'T, 692 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000 WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO SOME BULLSHIT PART 693 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,000 THAT HE GIVES ME OUT OF PITY? 694 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,000 YOU KNOW, OF ALL THE WAYS I HEAR 695 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,000 OF GETTING JOBS IN HOLLYWOOD, 696 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,000 PITY IS ACTUALLY ONE OF THE BEST. 697 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,000 I DON'T WANT TO BE A PART 698 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000 OF HIS LITTLE ENTOURAGE OF SUCK-UPS 699 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:49,000 IN EXCHANGE FOR A LITTLE SCREEN TIME. 700 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,000 SEE, YOU'RE TOO NEW TO ALL THIS. YOU DON'T GET IT. 701 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,000 STUPID BUSINESS -- IT'S ALL SUCK-UPS 702 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,000 AND COUSINS OF UNCLES OF SOMEBODY WHO KNOWS SOMEBODY. 703 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,000 YOU KNOW, I-I'M NOT THAT GUY. 704 00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,000 I-I'M NOT A CHARITY CASE. 705 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,000 GEEZ, OKAY. 706 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,000 BOBBY'S A JERK, THEN. 707 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,000 [ SCOFFS ] 708 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000 AND NOW I'M SORRY I SLEPT WITH HIM. 709 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000 AND THERE I WAS ON EASTER SUNDAY, 710 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000 PARKED IN FRONT OF A SLOT MACHINE. 711 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000 MY GRANDKIDS' EASTER BASKETS 712 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:19,000 SITTING IN THE BACKSEAT OF MY CAR, MELTING. 713 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:22,000 I THINK I WENT TO THREE WALMARTS 714 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,000 BEFORE I FOUND MORE CHOCOLATE RABBITS. 715 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,000 Announcer: AND TIME'S RUNNING OUT FOR NEW YORK, 716 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,000 WHO HAVE MANAGED TO STAY IN IT, 717 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,000 DESPITE BEING SEVERELY UNDERMANNED. 718 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,000 [ CROWD SHOUTING ] 719 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,000 [ KNOCK ON WINDOW ] HEY, DAY AT A TIME. 720 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,000 JUST KEEP COMING. 721 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,000 YEAH. 722 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:39,000 BALL INBOUNDED. 723 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,000 AND IT'S TIPPED AWAY! 724 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,000 STOLEN BY NEW YORK! 725 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,000 FLANNIGAN'S GOT AN OPEN LOOK... 726 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,000 IT'S GOOD! 727 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:47,000 YEAH! OH, YEAH! 728 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,000 NEW YORK WINS IT BY 1! WHOO! 729 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:52,000 YEAH! [ HORN HONKING ] 730 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000 YEAH! YEAH! 731 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:57,000 WHOO! 732 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,000 WHOO! 733 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:04,000 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Man: 734 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:04,000 YEAH, ALL RIGHT! WHOO! 735 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,000 HOPE EVERYBODY'S AS PUMPED AS I AM IN HERE. 736 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,000 OKAY, TWO WEEKS UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT, 737 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,000 AND ALREADY, SALES ARE UP 5%. 738 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,000 ALL RIGHT? 739 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:15,000 BUT I CAN'T TAKE ALL THE CREDIT FOR MYSELF. 740 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,000 WELL, OKAY, I CAN. 741 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000 [ CHUCKLES ] BUT SERIOUSLY... 742 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,000 SHOUTS OUT TO MY MAN RANDY FOR SAVING OUR ASSES 743 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,000 WITH THAT FLOOR-MAT MESS -- GOOD WORK. 744 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,000 ALL RIGHT? DOUG. 745 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,000 THAT IS HOW YOU GO ON THE OFFENSE 746 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,000 WITH THOSE '09 IMPALAS. 747 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,000 THAT'S HOW YOU GET DOWN. ALL RIGHT? 748 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,000 AND LET'S NOT FORGET JUNIOR. 749 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:34,000 ALL RIGHT? HE'S BEEN KEEPING HIS HEAD IN THE GAME 750 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,000 DURING THIS DIFFICULT TRANSITION. 751 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:38,000 AND THAT IS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY HERE. 752 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:41,000 EVERYBODY IS PLAYING AN IMPORTANT PART IN OUR SUCCESS. 753 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:45,000 EVERYBODY ON THIS TEAM COUNTS. 754 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,000 ALL RIGHT, WHETHER YOU'RE THE QUARTERBACK... 755 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000 OR THE WATER BOY. 756 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:55,000 NOW LET'S GO SELL SOME CARS. 757 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:58,000 [ APPLAUSE ] 758 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,000 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 759 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,000 YOU GONNA GET THAT, TEA BAG?! 760 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:12,000 NOT FUNNY ANYMORE. 761 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000 HELLO? 762 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000 [ Chuckling ] HEY. 763 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,000 HEY, BOBBY. 764 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,000 NO. 765 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:23,000 NO, IT'S NOT A ROTARY PHONE. IT'S GOT BUTTONS AND EVERYTHING. 766 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000 REALLY? YOU DID? 767 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000 OKAY. 768 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000 YEAH, UH... 769 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,000 I GET MY OWN TRAILER, RIGHT? 770 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,000 FRESH FLOWERS. 771 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 772 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000 AND -- AND I DON'T HAVE A "B" GAME, 773 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000 SO DON'T CRY IF I STEAL THE SCENE. 774 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000 [ CHUCKLES ] LATER. 775 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,000 [ GASPS ] 776 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,000 [ SQUEALING ] 777 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 778 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000 HE JUST ADDED A FEW LINES. IT'S STILL JUST ONE SCENE. 779 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:49,000 SO? I CAN'T BE A PROUD STAGE GIRLFRIEND? 780 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:49,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 781 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,000 WHAT -- WHAT TIME IS IT? 782 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,000 I GOT TO -- I GOT TO CLEAN ALL THIS UP AND PACK, 783 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:56,000 AND I GOT TO BE IN SAUSALITO TOMORROW. 784 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000 SAUSALITO? 785 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000 [ OWEN SIGHS ] 786 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000 YOU WANT TO PICK THAT UP? I PUT MY NAKED SKIN ON THAT. 787 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000 WELL, I'M NOT SUPERMAN. 788 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000 IT'S HALF A POUND OF FEATHERS. 789 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,000 YEAH, WELL, 790 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,000 I STILL SAY WE COULD USE A LITTLE MORE HELP HERE. 791 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,000 [ THUD ] 792 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000 NOT THAT I'M NAMING NAMES... 793 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000 TERRY. [ CHUCKLES ] 794 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000 NO, THAT'S A... THAT'S A... 795 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000 BIG MOVIE HE'S IN, THOUGH -- THAT GUY BOBBY NYLAND'S IN IT. 796 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,000 SO GOOD FOR HIM, YOU KNOW? 797 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,000 YEAH, WELL, I GUESS THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF HAPPENING 798 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,000 FOR ALL OF US, HUH? 799 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,000 YEAH, I GUESS SO. 800 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,000 SO HOW'S YOUR DAD DOING? 801 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,000 GOOD. 802 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:35,000 OKAY, WELL, BETTER, AT LEAST. 803 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,000 JUST, UM... 804 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,000 TAKING IT EASY FOR A WHILE. 805 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,000 THAT'S GOOD. 806 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000 YEAH. [ SIGHS ] 807 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000 OH, MAN, I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THEY ACCEPTED MY OFFER. 808 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,000 [ SIGHS ] 809 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,000 JUST LUCKY, I GUESS. 810 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,000 LUCKY? 811 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,000 NO, COME ON, JOE. YOU EARNED THIS. 812 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,000 YEAH. 813 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,000 YEAH. ANYWAY, THANKS. 814 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,000 WHEW. 815 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,000 I GOT TO SHOWER. 816 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,000 I'M GETTING NY TEETH CLEANED. 817 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,000 DORI. 818 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,000 THE HYGIENIST? 819 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000 WE GOT A DATE. 820 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,000 OH, OKAY. 821 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,000 YEAH, 'CAUSE THAT'S HOW IT GOES. 822 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,000 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 823 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:12,000 YEAH. ALL RIGHT, THANKS. 824 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000 I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO THE PLACE. 825 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000 IT'S VERY, UM... 826 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,000 ...VERY COLLEGE DORM. 827 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,000 YEAH? 828 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000 [ LAUGHS ] YEAH. 829 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,000 I GOT TO GO SHOPPING. 830 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:34,000 BOY, THIS IS JUST, UH... 831 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000 I'VE BEEN ON, LIKE, A HOT STREAK 832 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000 FOR THE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS. 833 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000 YEAH? REALLY. 834 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000 A COUPLE WEEKS AGO... 835 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,000 I DON'T KNOW. 836 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,000 I MEET YOU, I-I WIN THE HOUSE. 837 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,000 I'M JUST... 838 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,000 [ SIGHS ] I'M ON A ROLL. 839 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:54,000 YOU WON THE HOUSE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 840 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:59,000 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, THE BIDDING WAR THEY HAVE. 841 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,000 OH, RIGHT. 842 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,000 YEAH, YOU NEVER KNOW. 843 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,000 YEAH. 844 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,000 HOORAY. 845 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,000 UM... 846 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,000 OKAY, LOOK. 847 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:17,000 AT THIS POINT... 848 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,000 WE'RE ALL ABOUT HONESTY. 849 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000 THAT'S WHAT WE SAID IN THE BEGINNING, RIGHT? 850 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000 UH-HUH. 851 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,000 OKAY. 852 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,000 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 853 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,000 UM... 854 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,000 [ CHUCKLES SOFTLY ] 855 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,000 WHAT?! 856 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,000 COME ON AND SPILL IT. NOW YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT. 857 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,000 NO, NO, NO, NO. 858 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:37,000 ALL RIGHT, THIS PLACE -- THIS WAS A FORECLOSURE. 859 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,000 RIGHT? SO YOU SAID. 860 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000 RIGHT. SO, BECAUSE OF THAT, 861 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,000 IT'S A GREAT PRICE, 862 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,000 BUT THERE'S A FEEDING FRENZY OF BIDS. 863 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:47,000 AND -- AND THE ONLY WAY I COULD IMPROVE MY CHANCES 864 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:50,000 WAS TO MAKE A BIGGER DOWN PAYMENT THAN I HAD... 865 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:53,000 IN THE BANK AT THE TIME. 866 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:56,000 BUT I KNEW A WAY TO GET IT... 867 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,000 FAST. 868 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,000 GET IT FAST? YEAH. 869 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,000 THAT SOUNDS ILLEGAL. 870 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:05,000 NO, NO, NO. I-I MADE A BET. 871 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,000 I MADE A BIG BET. 872 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,000 AND I WON. 873 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,000 I WON THIS... 874 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,000 $25,000. 875 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000 25,000 DOLLARS? 876 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,000 YEAH. 877 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:23,000 WELL, WAIT, DOESN'T THAT MEAN YOU HAVE TO BET $25,000? 878 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,000 WELL, YEAH. 879 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,000 PRETTY MUCH. 880 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000 [ SCOFFS ] WHOA! 881 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000 JOE, THAT'S... 882 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,000 I MEAN, WHAT IF YOU'D LOST? 883 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000 YEAH, IT'S -- I MEAN, IT'S A RISK. 884 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,000 THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY. 885 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:39,000 SO...ANYTHING IS A RISK. 886 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:43,000 BUYING A LOTTERY TICKET IS [CLEARS THROAT] 887 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000 I NEVER DID ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE. 888 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,000 I JUST... 889 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:49,000 I HAD A FRIEND WHO MADE A COUPLE OF BETS AT COLLEGE. 890 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,000 SO HE KNEW THIS GUY, AND... 891 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000 WHAT, A BOOKIE? 892 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,000 YEAH. YEAH. 893 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:02,000 I-I TOOK A BIG CHANCE. I KNOW I DID. 894 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:06,000 IT'S JUST KIND OF IMPULSIVE, AND -- BUT... 895 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,000 IT WAS FOR MY KIDS. 896 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:11,000 AND WHEN YOUR KIDS ARE INVOLVED, YOU JUST...DO THINGS. 897 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000 SOMETIMES... 898 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,000 ANYWAY, THAT'S, UH... 899 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,000 SAY SOMETHING. 900 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,000 WELL, IT IS AN AMAZING PLACE. 901 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,000 YEAH. 902 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,000 NO, IT'S GREAT. 903 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,000 [ SIGHS ] 904 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:53,000 SO, I GUESS THIS STORY HAS A HAPPY ENDING AFTER ALL, HMM? 905 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,000 YEP. 906 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:59,000 I THINK ALBERT'S -- THIS IS REALLY GONNA HELP ALBERT OUT. 907 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,000 I REALLY DO. 908 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:34,000 SHEESH. 909 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 910 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000 [ SCOFFS ] 911 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:49,000 I TOLD JULIAN I NEEDED AT LEAST 20. 912 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,000 TEA BAG, WHAT'S UP? 913 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000 Bobby: THAT BETTER BE MIKEY WITH MY BURRITO! 914 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000 NO! IT'S TEA BAG! 915 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,000 COME ON IN, BUDDY. 916 00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,000 [ BOBBY GRUNTS ] 917 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,000 [ RUSTY SIGHS ] 918 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:04,000 HEY, THE MAN HIMSELF. 919 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000 WAIT. 920 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,000 BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS. 921 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,000 UH, YEAH, YOU KNOW, I'D LOVE TO. 922 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,000 [ Chuckling ] IT'S JUST... 923 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000 WHEN I'M WORKING, I DON'T, UM... 924 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:15,000 ACTUALLY, I-I JUST WANTED TO GO OVER THE SCENE, 925 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,000 UH, WITH YOU. 926 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000 I-I GOT THE FAX. 927 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000 THANK YOU... FOR SENDING IT. 928 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,000 THERE WERE JUST A COUPLE THINGS I WASN'T CLEAR ON. 929 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,000 UM... [ CHUCKLES ] "T," "T," 930 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,000 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, MAN. 931 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000 OKAY, I'M NOT A REHEARSAL KIND OF GUY. 932 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,000 WE LIKE TO KEEP IT LOOSE, YOU KNOW? 933 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,000 WE'LL FIND ALL THE GOOD SHIT WHEN WE IMPROV. 934 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:32,000 OKAY. 935 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,000 YOU'RE COOL WITH THAT, RIGHT? 936 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,000 YEAH, GOOD, I JUST WAS HOPING TO, 937 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000 YOU KNOW, RUN SOME LINES. 938 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000 I LOVE THIS GUY. HE WANTS TO RUN LINES. 939 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,000 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 940 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,000 YEAH, ALL THREE OF THEM. 941 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,000 [ Chuckling ] "ALL THREE OF THEM." 942 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,000 [ RUSTY SNICKERS ] 943 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000 DUDE, CHECK THIS OUT. 944 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,000 REAL OR FAKE? 945 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,000 FAKE. [ IMITATES BUZZER ] 946 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,000 I'VE BEEN THERE. SHUT -- 947 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,000 REAL. 948 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:55,000 Hi. This is Dori's voice, 949 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,000 because the real Dori is up to no good. 950 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,000 [ Laughs evilly ] [ Beep ] 951 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,000 HEY. IT'S JOE. 952 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,000 UH, HI, NOT STALKING YOU. SWEAR. 953 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,000 JUST CALLING WITH SOME BREAKING NEWS. 954 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:09,000 UH, CASA DE JOE... 955 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:15,000 NOW HAS PLATES AND BOWLS AND...STUFF. 956 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,000 AND I GOT A TOOL CROCK. 957 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000 I GOT A BAMBOO MIXING SPOON. 958 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000 SO, UH, YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THAT. 959 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:25,000 ANYWAY, IF YOU WANT TO COME OVER 960 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,000 AND DRINK OUT OF A GLASS, 961 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:30,000 JUST, UH, GIVE ME A CALL SOMETIME. 962 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,000 OKAY. 963 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,000 [ SIGHS ] 964 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,000 COME ON, GUYS! 965 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 966 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,000 GET IN! 967 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,000 GET THE DOOR OPEN. GET THE DOOR! 968 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000 I CAN'T! 969 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000 DON'T THINK I WON'T CALL THE COPS! 970 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,000 Tilburn: [ British accent ] AND CUT! 971 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000 [ SIGHS ] 972 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000 I'M SWEATING LIKE A PIG. 973 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:57,000 MAKEUP! 974 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,000 SHOULD WE GET A HOOKER ON THE BOAT? 975 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,000 WE NEED SOME INTENSITY, FELLAS. 976 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,000 YEAH? MAYBE WE'LL GET IT BY TAKE 95. 977 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,000 THEN GIVE ME SOMETHING I CAN USE. 978 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:08,000 IF YOU DON'T MIND ME SAYING, UM [CLEARS THROAT] 979 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,000 I FEEL LIKE IT'S THE -- THE BLOCKING. 980 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,000 I MEAN, SEE, 981 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,000 YOU KNOW, YOU'VE GOT ME FOLLOWING THEM. 982 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:17,000 RIGHT? IT'S ARTIFICIAL. 983 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,000 IT FEELS LIKE I SHOULD BE, YOU KNOW, IN FRONT OF THEM, 984 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,000 YOU KNOW, TRYING TO STOP THEM. 985 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,000 RIGHT? 986 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,000 I MEAN, RIGHT NOW, THERE'S NO -- THERE'S NO SCENE, 987 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,000 THERE'S NO TENSION -- I'M JUST... 988 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:28,000 YOU WANT TO CHANGE THE LINES, AS WELL? 989 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:28,000 NO. 990 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000 IT'S ALMOST LUNCH, TILBURN. 991 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,000 Man: ACTION! 992 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000 [ GRUNTING ] 993 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000 GET OUT OF THE WAY! 994 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,000 YOU WANT TO DIE? 995 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,000 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! 996 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,000 [ GRUNTING ] 997 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,000 OHH! 998 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,000 COME ON, GET ON THE BOAT! 999 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,000 Rusty: GET ON THE BOAT! 1000 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000 Dex: OKAY! 1001 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,000 DON'T THINK I WON'T CALL THE COPS. 1002 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000 Tilburn: AND...CUT! 1003 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,000 Bobby: YEAH! 1004 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:57,000 WHOO! WHOO! 1005 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,000 [ COUGHING ] 1006 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000 MAN, I THOUGHT I WAS SERIOUSLY 1007 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000 GONNA PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE, TEA BAG! 1008 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000 HE DID KICK ME IN THE NUTS. 1009 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:07,000 OH, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 1010 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:07,000 GOOD. 1011 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,000 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 1012 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000 I STAND CORRECTED. 1013 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000 EXCELLENT. THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 1014 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000 HAVEN'T DONE A SCENE LIKE THAT IN 10 YEARS. 1015 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000 WE'RE BREAKING FOR LUNCH! 1016 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 1017 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000 I MEAN, DID YOU SEE THE LOOK ON TILBURN'S FACE? 1018 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,000 HE WAS LIKE, "GREAT. 1019 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,000 NOW I GOT A DAY PLAYER DIRECTING." 1020 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:24,000 [ British accent ] BUDDY-O, IT'S NOT HOW WE DO IT 1021 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:24,000 IN THE QUEEN'S ENGLAND. 1022 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,000 THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH THESE GUYS -- 1023 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,000 THE BIGGER THE PAYCHECK, THE MORE THEY JUST PHONE IT IN. 1024 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:30,000 NOT ANYMORE, 'CAUSE TEA BAG DON'T PLAY THAT SHIT! 1025 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,000 OKAY, HEY, GIVE ME THE SCRIPT. 1026 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,000 GIVE ME THE SCRIPT. COME ON, COME ON, COME ON! 1027 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:36,000 SCENE, UH, 45. 1028 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:42,000 I SAY SOMETHING LIKE, "I FEEL LIKE A HUMAN CONDOM." 1029 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] WHAT? 1030 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000 Julian: TERRY. 1031 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000 YOU GOT A COUPLE CALLS ON THE MAIN PRODUCTION LINE. 1032 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:50,000 DAWN IN 3B CALLED? 1033 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,000 HER SINK IS BACKED UP. 1034 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,000 WHAT ARE YOU? 1035 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,000 ARE YOU A SLUMLORD, "T"? 1036 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 1037 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,000 IS THAT CODE FOR SOMETHING? 1038 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 1039 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:01,000 EXCUSE ME. UH, DEX, CAN I...BORROW YOUR PHONE? 1040 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,000 YEAH. 1041 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,000 HURRY BACK, TEA BAG. HURRY BACK. 1042 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:08,000 SO, WERE YOU BRILLIANT? 1043 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000 TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH... 1044 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000 PRACTICALLY DIRECTED THE SCENE. 1045 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,000 I MEAN, FOR BEING SUCH BIG SHOTS, 1046 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,000 THESE GUYS DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THE BASICS OF BLOCKING. 1047 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:18,000 REALLY? THAT DIRECTOR DID ALL THE "BATGIRL" MOVIES. 1048 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,000 I KNOW. 1049 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,000 LOOK, BOBBY WAS REALLY PSYCHED. 1050 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,000 HE -- HE WANTS ME TO STAY UP HERE FOR A WHILE. 1051 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:27,000 Kind of as a supervising producer/acting coach. 1052 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,000 HE DOESN'T TRUST THE DIRECTOR. 1053 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:31,000 I DON'T BLAME HIM, FRANKLY, AFTER WHAT I SAW TODAY. 1054 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,000 OH. 1055 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,000 SO, HOW LONG WILL YOU BE GONE, THEN? 1056 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:38,000 I'm not sure. He just said a few days. 1057 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:43,000 BUT, LIKE, FRIDAY, SATURDAY, SUNDAY? 1058 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:46,000 A FEW DAYS. I-I-I DON'T KNOW. 1059 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000 OKAY. 1060 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000 I GUESS... 1061 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,000 I'LL JUST... SEE YOU WHEN I SEE YOU, THEN. 1062 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:57,000 HEY, LISTEN. CAN YOU FIND OUT WHAT THAT WOMAN, DAWN, 1063 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:57,000 WANTS IN 3B? 1064 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,000 She left me some message about her sink. 1065 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:02,000 SURE, TER. WHATEVER YOU NEED. 1066 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,000 [ Beep ] 1067 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:09,000 HEY, DOUCHE, WE'RE BACK IN 10, AND BOBBY NEEDS YOU. 1068 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:15,000 ♪ THEY SAY EVERY MAN MUST NEED PROTECTION ♪ 1069 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:19,000 ♪ THEY SAY EVERY MAN MUST FALL ♪ 1070 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:23,000 HOW YOU DOING, SIR? I'M PATRICK. 1071 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,000 LOOKING AT ANY PARTICULAR CAR TODAY? 1072 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000 I'M NOT HERE FOR A CAR. 1073 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000 I'M HERE FOR A JOB. 1074 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:34,000 ♪ SOMEPLACE SO HIGH ABOVE THE WALL ♪ 1075 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000 GO WITH THE FRENCH PART. 1076 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,000 GO WITH THE FRENCH PART? 1077 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:40,000 ♪ I SEE MY LIGHT COME SHININ' ♪ 1078 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,000 I LOVE THIS JOB. 1079 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,000 [ Chuckling ] I LOVE THIS JOB. 1080 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:47,000 ♪ FROM THE WEST DOWN TO THE EAST ♪ 1081 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,000 GOOD JOB, ANNIE! 1082 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:53,000 ♪ ANY DAY NOW ♪ 1083 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:57,000 ♪ ANY DAY NOW ♪ 1084 00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:00,000 ♪ I SHALL BE RELEASED ♪ 1085 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:03,000 ...OVER A TEXT? LIKE, COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE. 1086 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,000 I MEAN, IF YOU'RE GONNA CANCEL WITH ME, 1087 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,000 DO IT OVER AT LEAST A VIDEO CHAT. 1088 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,000 HAVE SOME CLASS. 1089 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:10,000 Albert: SORRY, DAD, BUT YOUR NOSE IS BIGGER THAN THAT. 1090 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,000 MORE THAN THAT? [ CHUCKLES ] 1091 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,000 HOW YOU DO THAT? 1092 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,000 REALLY? THAT BIG? 1093 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000 AW, COME ON. 1094 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000 WE GOT TO ADD SOME LINES, TOO. 1095 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,000 HEY, YOU JUST WATCH IT. 1096 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,000 EASY. 1097 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:24,000 [ MUMBLING ] 1098 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,000 WAITING FOR A CALL? 1099 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,000 NOT REALLY. 1100 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,000 MM. 1101 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,000 THINK A FRIEND OF MINE IS MAD AT ME. 1102 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,000 THAT'S ALL. 1103 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:34,000 WHY, WHAT'D YOU DO? 1104 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000 NOTHING. 1105 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000 NOTHING, REALLY. 1106 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,000 PEOPLE ARE WEIRD, RIGHT? [ CHUCKLES ] 1107 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:42,000 YEAH, YEAH, PEOPLE ARE WEIRD. THAT'S RIGHT. 1108 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:48,000 ♪ IS A MAN WHO SWEARS HE'S NOT TO BLAME ♪ 1109 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:52,000 ♪ ALL DAY LONG, I HEAR HIM CRY SO LOUD ♪ 1110 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,000 WHAT? 1111 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,000 NOTHING. 1112 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,000 JUST WAITING TO TAKE YOU ON. 1113 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,000 LET'S GO. [ CHUCKLES ] 1114 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,000 WHAT'S YOUR GAME? 1115 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,000 TENNIS. TENNIS?! 1116 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,000 OKAY, YOU REALLY WANT TO GET OWNED? 1117 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,000 OH, YEAH. 1118 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:06,000 I USED TO BE A...VERY GOOD BAD TENNIS PLAYER. 1119 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,000 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 1120 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,000 AH, YOU WERE MY GUY. 1121 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,000 YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING THIS GAME. 1122 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,000 I HATE THIS GUY. MY GUY SUCKS. 1123 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,000 EASY! OH! 1124 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000 TOP SPIN! 1125 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,000 YOU HIT IT BACK? 1126 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,000 YEAH. OH, NO. 1127 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000 OH, YOU MADE ADJUSTMENTS. 1128 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000 ♪ ANY DAY NOW ♪ 1129 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:25,000 WHY DON'T YOU WAIT TILL I'M READY, THOUGH? 1130 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:25,000 ♪ I SHALL BE RELEASED ♪ 76023

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