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T-THAT'S ANOTHER THING. THEY CAN'T PUT IT ON A WEEKDAY?
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THEY GOT TO TAKE UP PRIME WEEKEND REAL ESTATE?
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WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? IT'S A SCHOOL FUNDRAISER.
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THEY GOT TO PUT IT ON WHEN THEY CAN GET THE MOST PARENTS.
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'CAUSE TUITION'S NOT ENOUGH?
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THEY GOT TO PUT THEIR HAND IN YOUR POCKET
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EVERY FIVE MINUTES.
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THEY'RE LIKE PIRATES OR SOMETHING.
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PIRATES? YOU MEAN LIKE PICKPOCKETS, RIGHT?
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PIRATE, PICKPOCKET -- WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
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WELL, THERE'S THE BOAT.
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YOU KNOW, SONIA DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME ABOUT THE THING.
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THAT'S A LITTLE STRANGE, RIGHT?
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WELL, IF YOU ASK ME, IT'S A SILVER LINING
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO THESE THINGS ANYMORE.
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NO, I DON'T WANT TO GO, BUT SHE MIGHT BE
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ASSUMING WE'RE GOING.
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JUST -- WE'RE PARENTS OF KIDS WHO GO TO THE SCHOOL.
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'CAUSE SHE BOUGHT THOSE TICKETS WAY BACK LAST FALL.
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YEAH, Y-YOU'RE OKAY.
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UH, MELISSA TELLS ME SHE'S BRINGING SOMEONE ELSE.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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WHAT, LIKE A-A GUY?
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YEAH, I DON'T KNOW. I-I GUESS SO.
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YOU GUESS SO?
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WELL, WHAT IS IT? IS IT A DATE?
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MELISSA JUST SAID SHE'S BRINGING SOME NEW GUY.
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WELL, SOME NEW GUY? T-THAT'S ALL YOU GOT?
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THAT'S ALL I GOT. YEAH,
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THAT'S ALL HE'S GOT.
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YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME MY WIFE'S SEEING SOMEBODY ELSE
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AND JUST KEEP EATING SOUP?
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DOESN'T MATTER WHAT HE'S SAYING. HE'S GONNA KEEP ON EATING.
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THAT'S -- THAT'S IT. THAT'S THE WHOLE STORY.
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ALL RIGHT.
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WHAT'S HE LIKE?
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WHO? THE NEW GUY.
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MELISSA MUST HAVE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT HIM.
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NO, SHE DIDN'T.
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GOOD-LOOKING?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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LOOK, WHAT DO YOU CARE, ANYWAY?
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THESE ARE NORMAL QUESTIONS.
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NO, BUT YOU'RE SINGLE, RIGHT? AND YOU'RE LOVING IT, RIGHT?
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RIGHT? AM I RIGHT OR NOT? AM I RIGHT?
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I DON'T WANT TO POUND. COME ON. COME ON.
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THERE WE GO.
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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT -- IF YOU WANT,
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I'LL FOLLOW THIS GUY INTO THE MEN'S ROOM
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AND SEE HOW HE MEASURES UP.
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WAIT A MINUTE -- YOU'RE GONNA BE THERE, TOO? AGAIN?
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CAN I HELP IT IF I'M -- AND I'M QUOTING HIS WIFE --
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"THE BEST AUCTIONEER THEY'VE EVER HAD"?
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I'M OBLIGATED.
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AND HUMBLED.
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[ SCOFFS ] OH, LIKE THAT'S WHY YOU'RE GOING.
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I'M GOING FOR THE KIDS.
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OH, DON'T PUSH IT.
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SO, IS ANNIE GOING TO THIS?
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YEAH, ANNIE'S GONNA WANT TO COME
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AND STAND AROUND WITH A BUNCH OF PARENTS
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WHILE THEY GAB ABOUT THEIR KIDS.
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THAT'S IT? OH, OKAY.
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IT'S NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE WORKING YOUR USUAL MAGIC
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WITH THE SINGLE MOMS?
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DON'T PUSH IT.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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DON'T FORGET -- IT'S IN A NEW PLACE THIS YEAR.
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OH, YEAH. WHERE'S IT AT, AGAIN?
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THE TALBOT.
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OH, FANCY. MM-HMM.
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I WONDER IF SHE'S DOING THIS
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'CAUSE I ASKED HER IF WE COULD SEE OTHER PEOPLE.
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YOU ARE SEEING OTHER PEOPLE.
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YEAH, NO.
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COME ON, MAN.
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YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO THIS WHOLE THING'S A PAIN IN THE ASS.
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[ Laughing ] YEAH, I KNOW.
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YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE THING.
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IS HE TALL?
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♪ WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN ♪
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♪ WILL I DIG THE SAME THINGS THAT TURN ME ON AS A KID? ♪
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♪ WILL I JOKE AROUND ♪
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♪ WILL I STILL JOKE AROUND ♪
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♪ AND STILL DIG THOSE SOUNDS ♪
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♪ AND STILL DIG THOSE SOUNDS ♪
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♪ WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN? ♪
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THIS TIE MAKES MY HEAD LOOK LIKE A WATER BALLOON.
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AH, SCREW IT. NO TIE.
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AW, COME ON. NO, NO, NO.
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I WANT TO SEE MY HANDSOME MAN.
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I GOT TO WEAR A TIE EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK.
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THESE PARENTS CAN'T SEE MY NECK?
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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
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OH, GOOD. THE BABYSITTER'S HERE.
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COME ON. WE'RE LATE TO PICK THEM UP.
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PICK THEM UP?
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YEAH, I PROMISED SONIA WE WOULD.
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YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND PARKING AT THIS THING.
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I-I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE GUY.
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WHAT ARE WE GONNA TALK ABOUT?
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WELL, HE'S A TEACHER. ASK HIM ABOUT CURRENT EVENTS.
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I WENT TO COLLEGE. I KNOW EVERYTHING HE KNOWS.
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[ CHUCKLES ] HOW BAD COULD IT BE, THEN?
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Melissa: I SWEAR -- HE GOES HOME WITH SOMEONE EVERY YEAR.
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ONE YEAR, IT WAS THE DIVORCED WOMAN, JODI WILSON,
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AND LAST YEAR, IT WAS MRS. BLYE,
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THE SOCIAL-STUDIES TEACHER.
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AM I RIGHT, MELISS?
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OH, GIRL, I CAN'T KEEP THEM STRAIGHT.
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WAS IT BLYE, HONEY?
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I CAN'T REMEMBER.
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ISN'T HE A BIT TOO OLD FOR THE PETER PAN ROUTINE?
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Harold: I KNOW THE TYPE.
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IF HE KEEPS IT UP, HE'S GONNA END UP ALONE.
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THESE MEN. THEY HAVE NO IDEA THEIR SPERM IS DYING.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ CHANNEL CHANGES ]
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Pat Sajak: $550.
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Trevor: R.
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WE HAVE SOME R's UP THERE. LET'S COUNT THEM OFF.
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YOU WANT TO SOLVE?
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I'D LIKE TO BUY AN "A," PLEASE.
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YES. THREE A's.
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WHOA!
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RIGHT THERE. $600.
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AND I'D ALSO LIKE TO BUY AN "I."
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YES.
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TREVOR, $4,500 AND THAT BIG CASH PRIZE.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
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I'D LIKE TO SOLVE. GO AHEAD.
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[ TOILET SEAT CREAKS ]
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OH, I GOT IT.
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JOHN F. KENNEDY INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT.
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YOU GOT IT.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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Announcer: AND PIERCE WILL BRING IT BACK.
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HE'LL HANDLE THE BALL. THEY'LL SET UP.
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GOT MALONE DOWN LOW, GETS IT TO HIM.
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BACK OUT TO PIERCE. HE STEPS UP FOR A 20-FOOTER.
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THAT'S NO GOOD. HE GETS THE BALL BACK HIMSELF.
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HE'S GONNA TAKE IT TO THE HOOP.
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NOBODY GETS IN HIS WAY. [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
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AND THAT'S 2 POINTS THAT THEY SHOULD HAVE NEVER ALLOWED.
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[ DIALING ]
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[ Ringing ]
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MANFRO: Yo?
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HEY, MANFRO, IT'S JOE.
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Can I get anything down now?
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YOU'RE A LITTLE LATE THERE, JOE. EVERYTHING WENT OFF ALREADY.
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YEAH, HOW ABOUT SECOND-HALF STUFF?
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What am I -- Caesars Palace?
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OFF THE LAWN, SHITHEAD!
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FRICKIN' SQUIRRELS.
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YEAH, OKAY, SO -- SO, NOTHING, HUH?
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GEEZ. YOU DEGENERATE. GET OUT OF THE HOUSE.
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[ CHUCKLES ] YEAH. YEAH.
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UH, A LITTLE BORED.
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YOU WANT TO GO EAT SOME CHINESE?
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WITH YOU?
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YEAH, WEIRDO -- WITH ME.
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NAH. NO, NO.
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It's good shit.
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CANTONESE OR MANDARIN?
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IT'S CHINESE CHINESE. WHAT THE HELL.
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COME ON. I GOT A SPOT ON ALPINE AND SPRING.
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I CAN MEET YOU THERE IN A HALF AN HOUR.
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YEAH. UM, ALL RIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT. I'LL BE THERE.
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[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
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AGAIN, THERE'S PIERCE LOOKING FOR A SHOT.
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BACK OUT TO MALONE.
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OH, WELL.
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
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YOU KNOW THEY'RE SERVING DINNER LATER.
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I'M GETTING MY 200 BUCKS' WORTH, SO STAY OUT OF IT.
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YOU SEEN THE NEW GUY YET?
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HMM?
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THEY'RE ACTING LIKE A COUPLE OF TEENAGERS.
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SO WHAT? JOE'S OUT THERE, TOO.
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PEOPLE DO WHAT THEY GOT TO DO, MAN.
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THAT'S A REALLY SURPRISING PERSPECTIVE FROM YOU.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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HEY, HEY.
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WHAT'S THE NAME OF THAT SOCIAL-STUDIES TEACHER, AGAIN?
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YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SLEPT WITH HER.
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WHAT, YOU REMEMBER THE NAME OF EVERY WOMAN YOU SLEPT WITH?
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YEAH.
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WELL, TH-- THAT'S DIFFERENT.
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WELL, EXCUSE ME, MAN HOOKER.
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[ Laughing ] COME ON.
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WHAT IF SHE COMES OVER HERE? I DON'T WANT TO BE A DICK.
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IT'S KIM JONES.
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IT'S BRENDA.
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BRENDA BLYE.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ SLURPS ]
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WEIRD JOE IN THE HOUSE, EVERYBODY.
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LET THE GAMES BEGIN.
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YEAH, YEAH, OKAY. SO, THIS IS IT, HUH?
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THIS IS IT -- MY FAVORITE PLACE. YOU KNOW WHY?
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WHY?
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NO TVs.
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YEAH, I GUESS NOT. LOOK AT THAT.
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I LIKE TO CLOSE SHOP DURING THE GAME.
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NO TV, NO PHONE, NO BAP-BAP-BAP.
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LI LI! LI LI!
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NAH, I GOT IT, JOE. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
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I'M GONNA ORDER.
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OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
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UH...
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GIVE US A 2, A 127,
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A 96, EXTRA GARLIC,
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AND A SIDE OF HOLLOW VEGETABLE.
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YOU'RE GONNA GO APE-SHIT FOR THESE GREENS.
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AND NO DOG.
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I LOVE TO BUST CHOPS.
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THEY DON'T LAUGH, BUT THEY GET IT.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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SO, WHAT'S UP, JOE?
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YOU SOUNDED A LITTLE WEIRDER THAN USUAL ON THE PHONE.
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EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
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YEAH, NO.
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[ LIQUID POURS ]
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NO, I JUST...
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AH, MY WIFE -- SHE'S ON A DATE TONIGHT.
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SHE'S BACK IN THE SACK ALREADY? GEEZ, I'M SORRY.
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NO! NO! IT'S -- IT'S THIS THING. IT'S A FUNDRAISER.
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IF YOU ASK ME, SHE'S BANGING HIM.
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NO, IT'S AT A SCHOOL THING. IT'S A CHARITY.
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YEAH, SCHOOL THING. HE'S GETTING A HAND JOB.
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W-- THAT'S -- YOU KNOW --
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HEY, YOU WANT ME TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS GUY?
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NO! WHAT ARE YOU -- NO.
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RELAX, JOE. JOKIN' HERE, ALL RIGHT?
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GET A SENSE OF HUMOR.
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I'M ON A ROLL!
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THE DOG, NOW THIS.
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[ Laughing ] YEAH. OKAY.
248
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I WAS MARRIED ONCE. I GET IT.
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NEVER AGAIN -- I'LL TELL YOU THAT MUCH.
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SCREW THAT.
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CRAZIEST SEVEN MONTHS OF MY LIFE.
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YOU REALLY GAVE IT A SHOT, HUH?
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YEAH.
254
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SHE WAS SOMETHING ELSE, THOUGH.
255
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SHE HAD THESE GREAT BIG TEETH.
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SOUNDS WEIRD, BUT I DUG IT.
257
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OH, GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. TAKE CARE.
258
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BRENDA BLYE, WOMAN IN DEMAND.
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TERRY. [ LAUGHS ]
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[ LAUGHS ]
261
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HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?
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GOOD. GOOD.
263
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I'M SORRY THAT I HAVEN'T CALLED.
264
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OH, OH. BUT, I MEAN,
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IT'S BEEN CRAZY.
266
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SAME FOR ME, REALLY.
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CLASSES ARE UP TO 25 STUDENTS,
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PLUS I'M PLANNING THE SIXTH-GRADERS' TRIP
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TO MEXICO, AND, UH...
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OH! I GOT ENGAGED.
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WOW!
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WOW, THAT'S...FAST.
273
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WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE IT NEEDS TO TAKE FOREVER
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AT THIS AGE, RIGHT?
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NO. NO.
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IT'S JUST -- IT --
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FUNNY, THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU --
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YEAH, I KNOW.
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WELL, CONGRATULATIONS.
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THAT'S GOOD. I MEAN, GOOD FOR YOU.
281
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YES. AND FOR HIM.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
283
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WHERE IS MR. RIGHT?
284
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AWAY ON BUSINESS. HE'S IN BIODEFENSE.
285
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AH. REAL SERIOUS GUY.
286
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DIVORCED, BUT COULDN'T WAIT TO SETTLE DOWN AGAIN.
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SO...
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ANYONE SPECIAL IN YOUR LIFE?
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ME?
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UH, NO. NO.
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THINKING ABOUT GETTING A DOG.
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BUT, YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW,
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'CAUSE THERE'S THE POOP AND THE WALKS AND --
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YEAH, THERE IS POOP.
295
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WELL, DON'T RUSH INTO ANYTHING, NOW.
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NO. NO.
297
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WELL, I SHOULD... JOIN THE GAGGLE.
298
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YOU DOING THE AUCTION TONIGHT?
299
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GOOD. WE NEED YOU.
300
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[ Laughing ] YEAH.
301
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T-BONE MALONE!
302
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UH...[ CHUCKLES ]
303
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HEY, DAVE. DAVE.
304
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
305
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I THOUGHT YOUR KID WAS, LIKE, YOU KNOW, BARELY DOWN THE CHUTE.
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[ LAUGHS ] GOOD ONE.
307
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NO, SERIOUSLY, IT'S LIKE A THREE-YEAR WAITING
308
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LIST FOR THIS SCHOOL.
309
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OH. AND EVEN THEN,
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IT CAN GET POLITICAL.
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DANA THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD THING TO GET IN EARLY --
312
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YOU KNOW, GET SOME QUALITY FACE TIME.
313
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WOMAN WITH A PLAN.
314
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YEAH, SHE IS ON IT, AND I MEAN ON IT.
315
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HEY, WHAT ABOUT YOU, BIG GUY? WHY ARE YOU HERE?
316
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YOU'RE NOT ONE OF THOSE "BABY DADDIES," ARE YOU?
317
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'CAUSE GUYS LIKE YOU, YOU NEVER KNOW.
318
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YEAH, AUCTIONEER. I DO IT EVERY YEAR.
319
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I'M A FRIEND WITH A FEW OF THE FAMILIES
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HERE, SO IT'S, UM...
321
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...IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE.
322
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MM.
323
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AND THERE'S A LOT OF DIVORCED POONTANGO AT THESE THINGS.
324
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AM I RIGHT? NO.
325
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NO, COME ON. YOU DOG.
326
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YOU DIRTY DOG. COME ON.
327
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OH, HERE SHE IS RIGHT NOW.
328
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DANA, THIS IS TERRY.
329
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TERRY'S THE GUY I TOLD YOU ABOUT FROM WORK.
330
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HI. YEAH.
331
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HE'S THE MOVIE STAR.
332
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REMEMBER -- I WOKE YOU UP
333
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WHEN THAT FUNNY CAN-OPENER COMMERCIAL WAS ON?
334
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OH! YEAH.
335
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YOU WERE VERY GOOD.
336
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WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE ONLY AS GOOD AS THE WRITING.
337
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I'M GONNA HEAD TO THE BAR. CAN I GET YOU TWO SOMETHING?
338
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BOURBON AND 7, PAL. HONEY, WE'VE ALREADY USED
339
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OUR DRINK TICKETS.
340
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GOD FORBID WE PAY $3.50.
341
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NO, THEY'RE MORE LIKE $6.
342
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WELL, HEY, LOT OF 12-STEPPERS HERE.
343
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SEE IF YOU CAN SCORE A FEW OFF OF THEM.
344
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[ CHUCKLES ]
345
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WHICH COMMERCIAL WAS THAT?
346
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OH, LOOK! HOW CUTE!
347
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IF MY GIRL IS A TOMBOY, I'M SENDING HER BACK.
348
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OH, DON'T WORRY -- IF YOU DON'T WIN THIS,
349
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LUCY HAS ABOUT EIGHT OF THEM UNDER HER BED.
350
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OH, GOD, NO.
351
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[ LAUGHS ]
352
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BOY, WHERE'D THEY DIG UP THAT RELIC?
353
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[ CHUCKLES ] THAT'S MY FATHER.
354
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OH.
355
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SONIA DIDN'T MENTION THAT.
356
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COUP FOR THE SCHOOL, THOUGH. LEGEND IN THEIR MIDST, RIGHT?
357
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YEAH. [ CHUCKLES ] IT'S OKAY, MAN.
358
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HE WAS GOOD, BUT HE ACTUALLY HAD NO JUMP SHOT.
359
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[ CHUCKLES ]
360
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ECONOMY'S TOUGH.
361
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NO PROBLEM. I'LL JUST TAKE THE DAMN THING BACK HOME.
362
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TELL YOU WHAT.
363
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UH, NO, NO, NO. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH. NO.
364
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COME ON. IT SAYS IT'S PRICELESS.
365
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I'LL DO IT FOR THE KIDS.
366
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THEN PUT IT ON eBAY.
367
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[ CHUCKLES ]
368
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OKAY.
369
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[ CHUCKLES ]
370
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HEY. HEY.
371
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WHAT DID YOU SPEND YOUR TICKET ON?
372
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I GOT A BID ON MY RELIC.
373
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IT WAS LIKE FREAKIN' CONFETTI ALL OVER MY CLOSET FLOOR.
374
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AND THESE WERE GOOD SHIRTS.
375
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'CAUSE I HURT HER FEELINGS OR SOME DAMN THING.
376
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WELL, SOUNDS LIKE YOU DID THE RIGHT THING LEAVING HER.
377
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I DIDN'T LEAVE HER.
378
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SHE LEFT ME.
379
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WELL...STILL.
380
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SCREW THAT.
381
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LET'S GO HAVE SOME FUN.
382
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I KNOW WHAT'LL CHEER US UP, JOE.
383
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YEAH, NO, I DON'T WANT TO GO TO A STRIP CLUB.
384
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THEN I'M OUT OF IDEAS.
385
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THEY GOT A LITTLE BAR AT THE HOTEL I'M AT.
386
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THEY GOT A POOL?
387
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YEAH. BUT IT CLOSES AT 10:00.
388
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THEN WE GOT TO MOTOR, DON'T WE, JOE?
389
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LI LI!
390
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Terry: YOGA CHANGED MY LIFE, I SWEAR.
391
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GOOD FOR THE MIND, GOOD FOR THE SPIRIT.
392
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AND THE ABS AREN'T SO BAD EITHER.
393
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DEENA!
394
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I KNOW. TOO MANY COSMOS.
395
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HEY, IF I'M GONNA PAY FOR A SITTER, I'M GONNA ENJOY MYSELF.
396
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I LIKE YOUR THINKING.
397
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AND I LIKE YOUR...HAIR.
398
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CAN'T TAKE HER ANYWHERE.
399
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HI, BUDDY.
400
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UH...DAVE.
401
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CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?
402
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UH, S-- YEAH. SURE. EXCUSE ME.
403
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SWEET!
404
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WHAT IS IT?
405
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LISTEN.
406
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Do you have any weed?
407
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COME ON. THIS -- THIS IS FOR THE KIDS.
408
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OH, MAN. I GOT TO TAKE THE EDGE OFF, MAN.
409
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DANA IS REALLY ENFORCING THAT WHOLE DRINK-TICKET THING,
410
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AND THIS PARTY IS SUCH A DRAG.
411
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COME ON. YOU GOT NOTHING?
412
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I-I DON'T KNOW. I'LL... I-I-I'LL LOOK AROUND. MAYBE.
413
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I'M AT TABLE 25. 25, ALL RIGHT?
414
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IF YOU GET ANY, DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING. THANKS, BRO.
415
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[ SIGHS ]
416
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
417
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GO FIGURE -- BOTH BOYS
418
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AND COMPLETELY DIFFERENT TEMPERAMENTS.
419
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THEY DO HAVE MINDS OF THEIR OWN.
420
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MINDS OF THEIR OWN? THEY'RE LIKE ONE BIG HERD.
421
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ONE GETS AN iPOD, THEY ALL GOT TO HAVE iPODS.
422
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Sonia: I KNOW. WE TRIED TO MAKE LUCY TAKE CHOIR FRESHMAN YEAR.
423
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NONE OF HER FRIENDS WERE IN THERE.
424
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YOU'D THINK WE WERE SENDING HER TO PRISON.
425
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,000
MY EMILY IS EXACTLY THE SAME WAY.
426
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IF THEY'RE DOING IT, SHE HAS TO DO IT.
427
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:13,000
YOU KNOW, IT IS THE HERD MENTALITY -- FOLLOW, FOLLOW.
428
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,000
WHAT'S WRONG? STILL HAVEN'T FOUND YOUR QUEEN FOR A DAY?
429
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JUST HERE FOR THE KIDS.
430
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,000
[ LAUGHS ]
431
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EXCUSE ME.
432
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,000
WHAT IS THAT?
433
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A GREG IMITATION?
434
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Harold: OH. WHAT?
435
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,000
OH, THERE WAS THIS GUY GREG
436
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WHO LITERALLY ATE AND WORE HIS LUNCH ALL THROUGH CLASS.
437
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YOU PROBABLY KNOW -- SHE WAS MY STUDENT.
438
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NO, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
439
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OH, I JUST TOOK HIS CLASS ON A LARK.
440
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BUT NOW SHE'S GOING BACK TO GET HER MASTER'S.
441
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ISN'T THAT AMAZING?
442
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,000
YOU'RE BACK IN SCHOOL? WHAT FOR?
443
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OH, YOU SOUND JUST LIKE SOMEONE ELSE I KNOW.
444
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NO, NO, I WAS JUST SAYING --
445
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SO, W-W-WHAT DO YOU TEACH, UH, HAROLD?
446
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ECONOMETRIC METHODS.
447
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I'D EXPLAIN IT TO YOU, BUT I DON'T WANT TO PUT YOU TO SLEEP.
448
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NO, NO, NO, PLEASE.
449
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WELL, OKAY.
450
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I TEACH A RANGE OF COURSES,
451
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FROM THE INTERNATIONAL FINANCE WORKSHOP THAT SONIA TOOK
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TO ADVANCED MICROECONOMICS.
453
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SEE, STUDENTS, THEY NEED A FOUNDATION
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IN BOTH HISTORY AND THEORY, AS WELL AS THE FUNDAMENTALS.
455
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NICE SHORTS, JOE.
456
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I HOPE YOU DON'T HAVE JOCK ITCH.
457
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HEY, UH, WE BETTER BE QUIET.
458
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TECHNICALLY, THIS THING'S CLOSED.
459
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[ SIGHS ]
460
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,000
WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT -- THE HOTEL COPS?
461
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[ Laughing ] YEAH, RIGHT.
462
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,000
CHECK THIS OUT.
463
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000
MICHAEL PHELPS CAN EAT MY ASS.
464
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YEAH, I DON'T THINK HE'S A DIVER.
465
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WHATEVER, JOE.
466
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:36,000
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JUST STANDING THERE?
467
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,000
YOU STILL THINKING ABOUT YOUR WIFE?
468
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WELL, NO, I WASN'T, BUT NOW I AM.
469
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,000
DO I GOTTA COME OVER THERE AND SMACK YOU?
470
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WE'RE FORGETTING THE BROADS TONIGHT, OKAY?
471
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YEAH, I KNOW.
472
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,000
I JUST GOT TO EASE IN PAST THE BALL LINE.
473
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IT'S COLD. WHEW!
474
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NO, NO, THIS IS PERFECT.
475
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YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE TO DO?
476
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I LIKE TO SINK TO THE BOTTOM --
477
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PRETEND I'M A FETUS.
478
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IT REALLY TAKES YOU BACK.
479
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OH, WAY TO COME THROUGH, T.
480
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[ Laughing ] YEAH.
481
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WELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG THIS HAS BEEN IN MY ASHTRAY,
482
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SO NO GUARANTEES.
483
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WHATEVER, MAN. JUST FIRE THAT BABY UP.
484
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SHE'S GONNA HAVE A COW IF I'M GONE LONGER THAN 10 MINUTES.
485
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MM.
486
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH, KIND SIR.
487
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,000
THIS ISN'T LACED, IS IT, T?
488
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,000
[ LAUGHS ]
489
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,000
BECAUSE I HAD A BAD TRIP IN HIGH SCHOOL.
490
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,000
[ LAUGHS ]
491
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,000
OKAY, COOL GUY.
492
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,000
[ LAUGHS ]
493
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:46,000
[ DAVE INHALES ]
494
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,000
[ Raspy voice ] GOOD SHIT.
495
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,000
[ LAUGHS ]
496
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:52,000
WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
497
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,000
[ PIANO MUSIC PLAYS ]
498
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:57,000
BUT MY MAIN GOAL IS SIMPLY TO TEACH MY STUDENTS
499
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,000
TO THINK IN COMPLEX WAYS.
500
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,000
WITH THE TEXTS AND TWEETS AND THE REST OF IT,
501
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,000
THEY SEEM TO HAVE SHORT-CIRCUITED
502
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000
THEIR ANALYTICAL POWERS.
503
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000
IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU REALLY AFFECT PEOPLE, HAROLD.
504
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000
HE DOES. I'VE SEEN HIS LECTURES.
505
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,000
HE'S...VERY INSPIRING.
506
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,000
HE SPEAKS ALL OVER THE WORLD.
507
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,000
MM.
508
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000
HE EVEN SPOKE AT A WORLD TRADE CONFERENCE
509
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,000
IN SAN FRANCISCO LAST JULY.
510
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,000
OH, HOW EXCITING.
511
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,000
IT WAS. SHE'S A TROUPER,
512
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,000
THIS ONE.
513
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:22,000
SOME OF THOSE GUYS ARE EVEN MORE BORING THAN I AM.
514
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,000
WAIT. YOU WERE THERE?
515
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,000
YES. IT WAS FASCINATING.
516
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,000
DO YOU REMEMBER THE COFFEE CRISIS?
517
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,000
OH, GOD. [ LAUGHS ]
518
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,000
THEY ACCIDENTALLY SERVED DECAF
519
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:32,000
AND DIDN'T GET REAL COFFEE UNTIL LUNCHTIME.
520
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,000
IT WAS PRACTICALLY A REVOLT.
521
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,000
I'M SORRY. CAN WE BACK UP HERE FOR A MINUTE?
522
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,000
'CAUSE I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED.
523
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,000
CONFUSED?
524
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:41,000
YOU SAID THIS WORLD TRADE... WHATEVER WAS LAST SUMMER?
525
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,000
YES.
526
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:45,000
AND YOU WENT TOGETHER TO SAN FRANCISCO?
527
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,000
YEAH, SO, SEE, I FIND THAT CONFUSING,
528
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,000
BECAUSE LAST SUMMER, YOU WERE --
529
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,000
OWEN, DON'T. WHAT?
530
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000
I'M JUST TRYING TO GET THE TIMELINE
531
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000
OF THIS WHOLE THING
532
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,000
CLEAR IN MY MIND.
533
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:59,000
IT'S COMPLICATED. IS IT?
534
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000
DO YOU MIND I SAY SOMETH--
535
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,000
PLEASE DON'T. OWEN.
536
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,000
I NEED SOME AIR.
537
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,000
I'M SORRY.
538
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,000
[ SIGHS ] THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
539
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000
MY HAND IS MOVING UP TO MY MOUTH,
540
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,000
BUT I'M NOT TELLING IT TO.
541
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000
OKAY, THEN.
542
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:28,000
UH, DO ME A FAVOR AND LET YOUR WIFE DRIVE.
543
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,000
OH, SHE'S DRIVING.
544
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,000
MS. DESIGNATED DRIVER LIKES IT SAFE AND SOUND.
545
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,000
YEAH, SHE SEEMS ALL RIGHT.
546
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,000
AH, SHE'S TERRIFIC. SHE'S -- DANA'S TERRIFIC.
547
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,000
JUST...
548
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,000
[ SIGHS ] STILL, YOU KNOW...
549
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,000
SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE TIME IS JUST GOING, LIKE,
550
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,000
CLICK-CLICK-CLICK.
551
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,000
WE'RE GETTING OLD, MAN.
552
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,000
I DON'T KNOW.
553
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,000
MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN MYSELF OFF THE MARKET SO SOON,
554
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,000
YOU KNOW?
555
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,000
LIKE, DID YOU SEE THAT LITTLE NUMBER
556
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,000
WITH THE FURRY BOOTS?
557
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000
WHOO, BOY, WE SHOULD BE RUNNING THROUGH THIS PLACE
558
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000
LIKE TWO WILD DOGS ON THE LOOSE.
559
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,000
MM. OKAY, OKAY.
560
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,000
OH, WHOA, WHOA, THAT'S IT.
561
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ] I'M CUTTING YOU OFF.
562
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,000
OH.
563
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,000
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
564
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,000
HEY, SWEETIE.
565
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,000
NO, I-I'M JUST HELPING TERRY OUT WITH SOMETHING.
566
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:14,000
WELL, GEEZ, I DON'T THINK ANYBODY HERE
567
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:14,000
WOULD STEAL YOUR PURSE.
568
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,000
I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING I DIDN'T LIKE
569
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,000
ABOUT SONIA'S DATE.
570
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000
THAT SON OF A BITCH
571
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,000
HAS BEEN WITH SONIA FOR OVER A YEAR.
572
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,000
WHAT?
573
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,000
YEAH. SHE ADMITTED IT.
574
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000
JUST, "HEY, OWEN, I CHEATED ON JOE.
575
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,000
PASS THE CARROTS"?
576
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000
NOT EXACTLY, BUT BASICALLY, YEAH.
577
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000
ARE YOU SURE?
578
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,000
WHY WOULD I MAKE THIS UP?
579
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,000
YOU THINK I WANT THIS INFORMATION?
580
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:36,000
Dave: SERGEANT DANA. GOT TO REPORT BACK TO DUTY.
581
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
582
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,000
[ DOOR OPENS ]
583
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,000
WHO'S THAT?
584
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,000
EH...
585
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,000
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
586
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000
SO, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT THIS GUY?
587
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,000
DO?
588
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:49,000
WELL, I'M NOT GONNA SIT THERE EATING PIE WITH HIM.
589
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000
YOU WANT ME TO TELL HIM TO MEET US
590
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,000
IN THE BOYS' LOCKER ROOM AT MIDNIGHT?
591
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000
I DON'T -- I DON'T KNOW.
592
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,000
ARE WE SUPPOSED TO PLAY NICE?
593
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000
IF A PERSON IS -- IS STEPPING OUTSIDE THE MARRIAGE,
594
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,000
THEN MAYBE THE MARRIAGE IS IN SOME KIND OF BAD SHAPE,
595
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000
YOU KNOW?
596
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,000
I DON'T THINK YOU CAN AUTOMATICALLY
597
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,000
BLAME THE INTERLOPER.
598
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,000
I MEAN, I FEEL BAD FOR JOE...
599
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,000
THAT GUY BROKE UP JOE'S MARRIAGE.
600
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,000
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT GIVING HIM A PASS. AND SONIA, TOO.
601
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,000
NO, NO.
602
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:19,000
ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT THERE ARE A LOT OF SHADES OF GRAY.
603
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000
WOW.
604
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,000
YOU'RE...
605
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:27,000
PARTICULARLY FULL OF SHIT TONIGHT.
606
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,000
WHERE'D THEY GO?
607
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:48,000
SONIA SAID SHE FELT A MIGRAINE COMING ON.
608
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000
THEY WENT TO LOOK FOR ANOTHER RIDE.
609
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000
YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY,
610
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:55,000
I THINK THEY WERE JUST EMBARRASSED.
611
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000
SO YOU'RE MAD AT ME?
612
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000
AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO THINKS IT STINKS IN DENMARK?
613
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,000
[ Laughing ] HONEY, THAT'S NOT THE PHRASE.
614
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:08,000
WHATEVER. YOU KNOW.
615
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:13,000
I GUESS I'M JUST NOT THAT SURPRISED.
616
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,000
YOU'RE NOT?
617
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000
NO. I MEAN...
618
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,000
DURING THE WORST OF IT,
619
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000
I FELT SONIA WASN'T TELLING ME EVERYTHING.
620
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:22,000
AND SHE DIDN'T BOTHER TO OFFER, SO I DIDN'T ASK.
621
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:25,000
AND YOU JUST... DIDN'T MENTION IT?
622
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,000
IT WASN'T MY PLACE, OWEN.
623
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,000
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
624
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,000
YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S JUST GO.
625
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000
I HAVE TO STAY.
626
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,000
AND TERRY'S UP NEXT.
627
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,000
AH! TERRY.
628
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,000
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN.
629
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,000
WHOSE IS THIS?
630
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,000
I'M NOT SURE.
631
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:46,000
IF IT'S A WHISKEY SOUR, IT'S SONIA'S.
632
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000
IT'S A WHISKEY SOUR.
633
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,000
YOU KNOW, OWEN, THAT'S FULL OF SUGAR.
634
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,000
YOU GONNA HELP ME WITH THIS?
635
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,000
WAIT, DON'T. DON'T BREAK IT.
636
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,000
COME ON. THEY'RE GONNA CHARGE MY ROOM.
637
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000
RELAX, WILL YOU? HAVE SOME BEER.
638
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000
I'M HAVING BEER.
639
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000
COUPLE MORE, I'M GONNA START SINGING "AMERICAN PIE."
640
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000
YOU DON'T WANT THAT.
641
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,000
UHH.
642
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000
OH-HO-HO-HO.
643
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,000
IN THEORY, THIS SHOULD WORK.
644
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,000
WHAT THEORY IS THAT?
645
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,000
THE THEORY THAT EVERYBODY CAN BLOW ME.
646
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,000
I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!
647
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,000
NO, I'M NOT.
648
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,000
[ LAUGHS ]
649
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000
FETUS! GO INTO THE FETUS!
650
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000
THAT'S THE TROUBLE WITH CHINESE FOOD --
651
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000
20 MINUTES LATER, I'M HUNGRY AGAIN.
652
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,000
I CAN'T SEE. AM I CLOSE?
653
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,000
WAIT -- HOLD ON. I GOT AN IDEA.
654
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,000
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
655
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,000
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
656
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,000
WAIT. YOU'RE RIGHT THERE, MAN. GRAB IT.
657
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,000
NO. IS IT THE CHEESE CURLS?
658
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,000
I DON'T WANT THE GUMMI BEARS.
659
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,000
YOU'RE RIGHT THERE. GRAB IT!
660
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,000
[ GRUNTS ] OH!
661
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,000
THAT'S IT! YEAH!
662
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000
BEAUTIFUL.
663
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000
YEAH.
664
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,000
WHEW.
665
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,000
THAT WAS GOOD, JOE.
666
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,000
[ CRUNCHING ]
667
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,000
CHEESE CURLS AND BEER.
668
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:59,000
[ SWALLOWS, SIGHS ]
669
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000
THAT'S AMERICA, RIGHT?
670
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,000
OH, SHIT.
671
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,000
YOU THINK IT'S ON?
672
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000
I HOPE SO.
673
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:27,000
Terry: ALL RIGHT, I HATE TO EMBARRASS ANYONE.
674
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,000
BUT I'LL DO IT.
675
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,000
BILL HOWELL.
676
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,000
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT SERIOUSLY, PEOPLE,
677
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:34,000
IF WE DON'T START GETTING SOME BIDS ON THIS SKI CHALET,
678
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000
THERE'S A CHANCE THE KIDS WON'T GET
679
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,000
SOME OF THE ESSENTIALS NEXT YEAR.
680
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,000
[ CRUNCHING ]
681
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:41,000
PBHT!
682
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,000
[ CROWD "AWWs" ] LET ME GUESS. LET ME GUESS.
683
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,000
THERE'S A PUPPY BEHIND ME.
684
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,000
HOW DID I KNOW THAT?
685
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,000
WHAT?
686
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,000
[ LAUGHTER ]
687
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:56,000
THE BLANKSTEINS ARE GONNA TAKE YOU HOME FOR $1,000?
688
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,000
[ Laughing ] OH!
689
00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:00,000
[ IMITATES SQUEAKING ]
690
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,000
NO, THESE ARE THE KINDS OF THINGS
691
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,000
THAT MAKE A ST. ORMOND'S STUDENT
692
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,000
MORE THAN JUST A COOKIE-CUTTER KID.
693
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000
[ SPITS ]
694
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,000
[ SPITS ]
695
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,000
[ SPITS ]
696
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:12,000
ART AND SOCCER AND, UM...
697
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,000
MUSEUM DAY.
698
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,000
[ LAUGHTER ]
699
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,000
MPH!
700
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:19,000
ALL RIGHT, OUR FINAL ITEM TONIGHT
701
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,000
IS A DREAM VACATION TO CATALINA.
702
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,000
AH!
703
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
704
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000
OH, I THINK YOU BROKE IT!
705
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:29,000
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THE BIDDING STARTED HERE
706
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,000
AT $1,000.
707
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,000
DO I HAVE ANY TAKERS ON THIS LOVELY CATALINA GETAWAY?
708
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000
IT COMES WITH A BOAT, RIGHT, JACK?
709
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,000
OH, YEAH. RIGHT. RIGHT.
710
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,000
I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT.
711
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,000
SHOW US YOUR TITS!
712
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000
[ MAN LAUGHS ]
713
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000
[ LAUGHS ]
714
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000
HEY, WHATEVER IT TAKES.
715
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,000
[ WOMEN CHEERING ]
716
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,000
DO YOU COME WITH THE BOAT?
717
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,000
[ LAUGHS ] WE'LL TALK.
718
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,000
WHEN?
719
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:59,000
[ LAUGHTER ]
720
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,000
ALL RIGHT.
721
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,000
DO I HEAR $1,000? DO I HEAR $1,000?
722
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,000
HERE WE GO -- $1,000.
723
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,000
$1,100, ANYBODY? DO I HEAR $1,100?
724
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,000
RIGHT HERE!
725
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,000
THERE WE GO -- $1,100. HOW ABOUT $1,200?
726
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000
Woman: $1,200.
727
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000
$1,200. WOW! IS IT HOT IN HERE, OR IS IT JUST ME?
728
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000
IT'S YOU!
729
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000
[ LAUGHTER ]
730
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:19,000
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
731
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,000
$4 MILLION!
732
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,000
[ Laughing ] WHAT?
733
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000
I'M KIDDING. I'M HIS BOSS.
734
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,000
[ LAUGHTER ]
735
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:28,000
BUT SERIOUSLY, $2,000.
736
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,000
$2,000.
737
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,000
OKAY.
738
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000
[ APPLAUSE ]
739
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,000
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
740
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,000
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE $2,000.
741
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,000
$2,500!
742
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000
[ Laughing ] OKAY.
743
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,000
[ APPLAUSE ]
744
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:42,000
ALL RIGHT, AND AT $2,500.
745
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,000
DO I HEAR...$2,600, ANYBODY?
746
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,000
$2,600.
747
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:49,000
IT'S FOR THE KIDS. COME ON!
748
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,000
YEP, IT'S FOR THE KIDS. $2,600?
749
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,000
GOING ONCE.
750
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000
GOING TWICE.
751
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:59,000
GONE TO THE MAN IN PINK FOR $2,500.
752
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,000
LET'S HEAR IT!
753
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,000
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
754
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,000
CATALINA! LET'S HEAR IT!
755
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,000
YO, CATALINA!
756
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,000
ALL RIGHT. GOOD JOB, ST. ORMOND'S.
757
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,000
GREAT AUCTION THIS YEAR. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
758
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,000
MY KID BETTER GET IN THE SCHOOL!
759
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:12,000
LET'S TURN IT OVER TO DJ CHILLY Z,
760
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,000
ALL THE WAY FROM SEAL BEACH.
761
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,000
TAKE IT AWAY, CHILLY Z.
762
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,000
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
763
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,000
NOW CAN WE GO?
764
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,000
YES, OWEN.
765
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,000
WE CAN GO.
766
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,000
WHY DON'T YOU GO GET THE GIFT BAGS
767
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,000
WHILE I SAY GOODBYE TO THE COMMITTEE?
768
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000
WHOA.
769
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,000
YOU OKAY?
770
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,000
YEAH. I GOT IT. I GOT IT.
771
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,000
I GOT IT. I GOT IT.
772
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,000
YOU THINK THERE'S A LOT OF PEE IN HERE?
773
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000
NAH.
774
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:48,000
NOBODY REALLY USES IT EXCEPT A COUPLE OF SENIOR CITIZENS.
775
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,000
AND WE KNOW THEY DON'T PEE IN THE POOL.
776
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:55,000
YOU KNOW, I TOLD HER THAT WE SHOULD SEE OTHER PEOPLE,
777
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,000
SO IT'S PROBABLY MY FAULT, RIGHT?
778
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000
AGAIN WITH THE EX?
779
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,000
[ LAUGHS ]
780
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,000
YEAH.
781
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,000
WHAT ARE YOU -- KING OF ALL PEOPLE?
782
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,000
SHE'S GOT A MIND OF HER OWN, YOU KNOW.
783
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,000
I KNOW. I KNOW.
784
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000
I'M JUST THINKING, YOU KNOW,
785
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:12,000
MAYBE IF I HAD DONE CERTAIN THINGS
786
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:15,000
OR -- OR MAYBE DIDN'T DO OTHER THINGS...
787
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,000
THEN IT MIGHT HAVE ALL WORKED OUT.
788
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,000
WHO KNOWS?
789
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,000
YOU KNOW, JOE...
790
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,000
THERE'S NOT ALWAYS A REASON FOR SHIT.
791
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,000
YEAH.
792
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,000
IT'S JUST THE UNIVERSE PUSHING AND SHOVING,
793
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000
DOING ITS THING.
794
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000
YOU COULD BE STANDING THERE TOTALLY STILL,
795
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000
MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
796
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:39,000
THAT MOTHER WILL STILL MESS YOU UP.
797
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,000
SO, LIKE...
798
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,000
IT'S ALL FATE?
799
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000
OR TOTALLY RANDOM.
800
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000
EITHER WAY...
801
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:53,000
HUNDRED YEARS -- ALL NEW PEOPLE.
802
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,000
[ SLURPS ]
803
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,000
WOW.
804
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
805
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,000
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
806
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:16,000
SORRY. WE GET A LITTLE ROWDY AT THESE THINGS.
807
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:19,000
JACK PATTERSON BOUGHT US THE TABLE, SO...
808
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,000
SO YOU DECIDED TO HARASS THE HIRED HELP?
809
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,000
OH, YOU LOVED EVERY MINUTE OF IT.
810
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,000
IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE.
811
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000
SO, WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?
812
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:35,000
HISTORY OR FRENCH?
813
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:38,000
NICE LADIES, BUT I'M STILL ON THE CLOCK.
814
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,000
BEEN SLEEPING ON THE TABLE?
815
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,000
[ LAUGHS ]
816
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
817
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:53,000
TWO -- UH, THOREAU.
818
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,000
YEAH. THANK YOU.
819
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,000
[ SIGHS ]
820
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,000
I THOUGHT YOU LEFT.
821
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,000
THERE WERE OTHER PEOPLE I WANTED TO TALK TO.
822
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,000
[ LAUGHING ]
823
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:14,000
WILL YOU TELL THE DIXONS I'LL MEET THEM OUTSIDE IN A MINUTE?
824
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000
OF COURSE.
825
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:19,000
HEY, BUDDY, LISTEN, LET ME JUST --
826
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000
I'LL BE OUT FRONT.
827
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000
OKAY.
828
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,000
LOOK, OWEN, I KNOW YOU'RE MAD,
829
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,000
BUT YOU DON'T KNOW THE WHOLE STORY.
830
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,000
WERE YOU OR WERE YOU NOT SEEING THIS GUY
831
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000
BEFORE YOU AND JOE GOT SEPARATED?
832
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000
YES, I WAS, BUT -- THEN JOE SHOULD KNOW THAT.
833
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,000
YOU KNOW, IT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SIT HERE AND JUDGE.
834
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,000
HE'S YOUR FRIEND, BUT HE'S NOT PERFECT.
835
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,000
ARE YOU TELLING ME JOE DID SOMETHING TO DESERVE THIS?
836
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,000
SOMETIMES IT'S WHAT PEOPLE DON'T DO.
837
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:50,000
OH, BULLSHIT. YOU'RE JUST PROTECTING YOURSELF.
838
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,000
FROM WHAT? FROM FEELING GUILTY.
839
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,000
I DON'T FEEL GUILTY, OWEN.
840
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,000
I MADE A VERY DIFFICULT CHOICE, BUT I MADE THE RIGHT ONE.
841
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:58,000
FOR YOU, MAYBE. FOR YOU.
842
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000
SO, IT LOOKS LIKE THE ARTS PROGRAM
843
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000
IS GONNA SURVIVE FOR ANOTHER YEAR.
844
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,000
TOO BAD RANDY COULDN'T BE HERE.
845
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,000
HE'S IN DALLAS.
846
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,000
YEAH. YEAH, YOU SAID.
847
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,000
BIODEFENSE.
848
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,000
YES.
849
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:13,000
HE LOVES THESE THINGS.
850
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,000
[ Laughing ] WHAT? HE DOES?
851
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,000
I DON'T KNOW WHY I SAID THAT.
852
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,000
HE HATES THESE THINGS.
853
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:23,000
YOU WANT TO HAVE A DRINK SOMEWHERE?
854
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,000
YEAH, SURE.
855
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000
MEET ME BY MY CAR IN AN HOUR.
856
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,000
YOU CAN FOLLOW ME.
857
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:32,000
AND JUST BE MELLOW ABOUT IT. YOU KNOW HOW PEOPLE TALK.
858
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000
YOU GOT IT.
859
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,000
YOU HOT FOR TEACHER, BRO?
860
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,000
WHAT?
861
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,000
[ Laughing ] OH.
862
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,000
THE T-WEAPON STRIKES AGAIN.
863
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,000
HUSBANDS BEWARE!
864
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,000
I MEAN, WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS, YOU KNOW,
865
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,000
PARADING HIM AROUND LIKE THAT?
866
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,000
IT'S -- PSH!
867
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,000
YOU KNOW WHAT?
868
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,000
I'M CALLING JOE RIGHT NOW.
869
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,000
NO, NO. NO DRUNK-DIALING.
870
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000
LOOK, I'M HIS FRIEND, MELISSA.
871
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:13,000
OWEN.
872
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,000
GIVE ME THE KEYS.
873
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,000
COME ON.
874
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000
COME ON. COME ON.
875
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:23,000
[ THE MARSHALL TUCKER BAND'S "CAN'T YOU SEE" PLAYS ]
876
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,000
[ CAR ALARM CHIRPS ]
877
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:44,000
♪ I'M GONNA TAKE A FREIGHT TRAIN ♪
878
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:47,000
♪ DOWN AT THE STATION, LORD ♪
879
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:51,000
♪ I DON'T CARE WHERE IT GOES ♪
880
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,000
♪ GONNA CLIMB A MOUNTAIN ♪
881
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:58,000
♪ THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN ♪
882
00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,000
♪ GONNA JUMP OFF ♪
883
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:03,000
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] ♪ NOBODY GONNA KNOW ♪
884
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:06,000
♪ CAN'T YOU SEE? ♪
885
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:09,000
♪ OH, CAN'T YOU SEE ♪
886
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000
♪ WHAT THAT WOMAN, LORD ♪
887
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:15,000
♪ SHE BEEN DOIN' TO ME? ♪
888
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,000
♪ CAN'T YOU SEE? ♪
889
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,000
♪ CAN'T YOU SEE ♪
890
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:23,000
♪ WHAT THAT WOMAN ♪
891
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,000
♪ SHE BEEN DOIN' TO ME? ♪
892
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000
♪ I'M GONNA FIND ME ♪
893
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:33,000
♪ A HOLE IN THE WALL ♪
894
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:37,000
♪ I'M GONNA CRAWL INSIDE AND DIE ♪
895
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,000
♪ 'CAUSE MY LADY, NOW ♪
896
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:45,000
♪ A MEAN OLD WOMAN, LORD ♪
897
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:50,000
♪ NEVER TOLD ME GOODBYE ♪
898
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000
♪ CAN'T YOU SEE? ♪
899
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:56,000
♪ OHHHH, CAN'T YOU SEE ♪
900
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,000
♪ WHAT THAT WOMAN, LORD ♪
901
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:01,000
♪ SHE BEEN DOIN' TO ME? ♪
902
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:04,000
♪ CAN'T YOU SEE? ♪
903
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,000
JOE.
904
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,000
JOE.
905
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,000
YO.
906
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,000
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
907
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000
HEY. WHAT'S UP?
908
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,000
THIS HAPPENED BEFORE WITH A GUY.
909
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:31,000
WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED?
910
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,000
YOU KNOW, KIND OF LIKE A BUDDY-BUDDY THING.
911
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,000
AND THEN HE GOT IN DEEP.
912
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,000
HE OWED SOMETHING BIG, AND I THINK
913
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000
HE THOUGHT OUR FRIENDSHIP WOULD SMOOTH THINGS OVER.
914
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000
DON'T THINK THAT, JOE.
915
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,000
YEAH.
916
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,000
YEAH, OKAY.
917
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,000
THIS WAS FUN, THOUGH.
918
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,000
YEAH.
919
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,000
I LET MYSELF IN YOUR ROOM. I LEFT THE SHORTS IN THERE.
920
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,000
I MIGHT HAVE SHIT IN THEM A LITTLE.
921
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,000
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
922
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,000
HOW FUNNY AM I, LADY?
923
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,000
[ GROANS ]
924
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000
YOU EVER FLOAT LIKE A FETUS?
925
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,000
[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]
926
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000
[ CAR DOOR CLOSES ]
927
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
928
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:10,000
WOW. THE AD FOR THE ESCORT SERVICE IS REALLY MISLEADING.
929
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,000
IT'S NOON.
930
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,000
YEAH.
931
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,000
NOON.
932
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
933
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000
YOU WANT SOME COFFEE? YOU LOOK A LITTLE ROUGH THERE.
934
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:22,000
GOT SOME GOOD STUFF -- VACUUM-PACKED.
935
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000
YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
936
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,000
ALL RIGHT. LAY IT ON ME.
937
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:30,000
GOOD-LOOKING? TALL?
938
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000
OH, THAT SON OF A BITCH. HE'S TALL, RIGHT?
939
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000
LOOK, THERE'S SOMETHING I GOT TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE GUY.
940
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000
I DON'T THINK YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT.
941
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000
HE'S BLACK.
942
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,000
YOU'RE A DICK.
943
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,000
[ LAUGHS ]
944
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,000
COME ON.
945
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,000
GO. OUT WITH IT.
946
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,000
GO AHEAD. I CAN TAKE IT.
947
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,000
I THINK YOU KNOW THE GUY.
948
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:49,000
THIS PROFESSOR WINDBAG OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS --
949
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:52,000
SHE TOOK, UH, UH, HIS CLASS LAST YEAR.
950
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000
WAIT A MINUTE... HAROLD OR SOMETHING?
951
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,000
YEAH, T-THAT'S THE ONE.
952
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,000
I DIDN'T CARE MUCH FOR HIM. I CAN TELL YOU THAT.
953
00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,000
YEAH, OKAY.
954
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,000
WHAT ELSE?
955
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000
UH, WELL, YOU KNOW, UM...
956
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:07,000
THEY'VE BEEN TOGETHER, UM, FOR A WHILE.
957
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:12,000
UM, SINCE SHE TOOK THE CLASS.
958
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,000
I-I DON'T KNOW ALL THE DETAILS
959
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:26,000
OR -- OR HOW MUCH OR IF THAT WAS THE REASON.
960
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:30,000
I-I JUST... THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW.
961
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,000
WHEW.
962
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,000
MM.
963
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000
I GUESS IT KIND OF MAKES SENSE.
964
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000
YOU KNOW?
965
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:43,000
I REMEMBER WHEN SHE WAS TAKING THAT CLASS.
966
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,000
IT WAS "HAROLD THIS," "HAROLD THAT."
967
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:49,000
I GUESS I KIND OF SUSPECTED, BUT...
968
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,000
WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK?
969
00:37:55,000 --> 00:38:00,000
YOU REMEMBER MY GIRLFRIEND WAY BACK -- PATTI LEERY?
970
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000
[ CHUCKLES ] GEEZ.
971
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,000
YEAH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
972
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,000
I WASN'T -- I WASN'T LOOKING FOR ANYTHING.
973
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:11,000
I JUST -- WE -- WE STARTED E-MAILING, THAT'S ALL.
974
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:14,000
YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT, "IT'S GONNA STOP,"
975
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:18,000
BUT IT...KIND OF WENT ON FOR A COUPLE MONTHS.
976
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000
IT WASN'T SEXUAL.
977
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:23,000
BUT IT WAS JUST...
978
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:28,000
I-I WAS SHARING STUFF --
979
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:31,000
STUFF THAT ME AND SONIA DIDN'T.
980
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000
YEAH.
981
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000
AND THEN SONIA FOUND THOSE E-MAILS.
982
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000
[ SCOFFS ]
983
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,000
THAT'S SCREWED-UP, JOE.
984
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000
[ SLURPS ]
985
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:46,000
SO, DID SONIA... YOU KNOW...
986
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000
BEFORE SHE FOUND THE E-MAILS OR...?
987
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,000
I DON'T KNOW.
988
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:53,000
WE WERE BOTH...
989
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,000
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, YOU GO ALONG,
990
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000
YOU CONVINCE YOURSELF EVERYTHING'S FINE, YOU KNOW,
991
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000
AND "WE'RE HAPPY,"
992
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:05,000
EVEN THOUGH A LITTLE BIT OF YOU ISN'T.
993
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,000
I GUESS YOU JUST -- YOU DON'T WANT TO ADMIT IT.
994
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:10,000
BUT THEN YOU -- THEN ONE DAY...
995
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,000
YOU JUST LOOK UP AND -- AND YOU'RE APART.
996
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,000
LIKE, "WOW.
997
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,000
WOW. WHAT HAPPENED?"
998
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,000
[ LIQUID POURS ]
999
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,000
BUT YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET IT BACK.
1000
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,000
YOU WORK AT IT, MAN.
1001
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,000
YOU DON'T JUST GIVE UP.
1002
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:27,000
YOU GO 110% TO MAKE IT WORK BEFORE YOU GIVE UP.
1003
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,000
THIS IS YOUR MARRIAGE MAN.
1004
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,000
YOU KNOW THAT'S AN INVALID THING, RIGHT?
1005
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,000
WHAT?
1006
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,000
THE WHOLE 110% THING.
1007
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,000
I HATE WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT, BECAUSE 100% --
1008
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000
THAT'S THE MOST YOU CAN GIVE OF ANYTHING.
1009
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,000
I'M SERIOUS -- SERIOUS, MAN. IT BUGS ME.
1010
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:44,000
YOU CAN'T JUST SAY "NOW, 110% -- THAT'S THE NEW FULL AMOUNT."
1011
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000
YOU'RE MESSING WITH THE WHOLE FOUNDATION OF MATHEMAT--
1012
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000
SORRY, MAN, BUT HOW CAN YOU BE BULLSHITTING RIGHT NOW?
1013
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:57,000
I'VE BEEN AWAY FROM MY HOUSE FOR FIVE MONTHS, YOU KNOW?
1014
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,000
AND YOU GUYS --
1015
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000
YOU GUYS HAVE SEEN ME EVERY SINGLE DAY.
1016
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,000
YEAH, COME ON, MAN.
1017
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,000
YOU KNOW I DIDN'T GIVE UP.
1018
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,000
YEAH. JUST...
1019
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,000
YEAH.
1020
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,000
SORRY.
1021
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,000
NO, IT'S GOOD.
1022
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:30,000
IT'S A GOOD THING THAT YOU TOLD ME THIS STUFF,
1023
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:35,000
BECAUSE NOW...IT'S LIKE IT'S NOBODY'S FAULT, REALLY.
1024
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,000
SHE'S STILL WITH THIS GUY, SONIA,
1025
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000
SO IT'S A...
1026
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,000
IT'S A FATE THING.
1027
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:44,000
IT'S -- IT'S THE UNIVERSE, YOU KNOW?
1028
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,000
IT'S...
1029
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:49,000
IT'S THE DAMN UNIVERSE JUST PUSHING ALONG.
1030
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000
YOU GOT TO GO WITH IT.
1031
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000
MAYBE.
1032
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:08,000
[ CHILDREN ARGUING ]
1033
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,000
HEY, SEXY.
1034
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000
COME.
1035
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:19,000
COME LOOK AT ALL OUR SEXY CABBAGE.
1036
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:29,000
WHAT'S WRONG?
1037
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,000
I TALKED TO JOE.
1038
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,000
OH.
1039
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,000
PEOPLE ARE SCREWED-UP.
1040
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000
NOT US.
1041
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,000
NOT YET.
1042
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000
NOT EVER.
1043
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,000
YOU HEAR ME?
1044
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000
NOT EVER.
1045
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,000
MM.
69832
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