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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:02,954 So Sarah's not coming? 2 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:04,749 No. 3 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:09,636 She has a girls' brunch or a shower or something. 4 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:11,194 You got in a fight. 5 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:12,435 Not at all. 6 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:14,836 We're actually in a really good place. 7 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:17,119 Oh, fuck! 8 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:22,552 OK, don't freak out, but Rivette's sister is gonna be there tonight. 9 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:26,196 Fucking hell! Doesn't he know we hate her? 10 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:30,833 She won't bother us. She's shooting a film for school. 11 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:34,633 She'll annoy the fuck out of us with that. 12 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:37,434 Rivette said she'd stay out of our way. 13 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:40,037 She'll do her thing. We'll do ours. 14 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:41,873 We won't even know she's there. 15 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:08,549 GIVE US OUR DAILY BREAD... 16 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:13,231 SAINT-FAMILY BREAD! 17 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:22,395 OK. 18 00:03:03,640 --> 00:03:06,154 What took you so long? Which way did you take? 19 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:10,069 Look, we got here. Does it matter how? 20 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:11,755 Take this. 21 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:16,633 Matt, I know you'll be as happy as I am to learn that my sister's here. 22 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:22,557 She's off with her friend Matisse. They're filming trees or some shit. 23 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:29,118 You didn't drive 125 km to sit on the fucking counter, OK? 24 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:31,595 They just got here! Give 'em a minute! 25 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:32,676 What's up? 26 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:33,870 Same old, bruh. 27 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,752 OK, let's go. The sun's gonna set. 28 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:37,553 - Are you shitting me? - What? 29 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:39,114 I literally just told you. 30 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:40,270 Frank. 31 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:42,311 At this rate, I won't make it to dinner. 32 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:43,635 Max? 33 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:45,630 - Max? - Brass. 34 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:47,558 - What? - Stop it! 35 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:49,512 What? We're still on that? 36 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:54,510 I know you don't touch the hard stuff, but it's just weed. I forgot. 37 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:56,392 You never listen! 38 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:57,635 Do you ever listen? 39 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:00,756 Well, it's nice to be among friends! 40 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:02,598 Poor Brass needs some love! 41 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:06,515 You guys are always giving me shit. I'm sick of it. 42 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,717 Go fuck yourselves. No, let me go! 43 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:11,070 Don't touch me! Stop it! 44 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:15,240 - OK, guys! Let's go! - Just go swimming, idiot! 45 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:17,835 - OK, I'm going. - I'm down too. 46 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:22,999 Hey, guys? 47 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:24,914 Here we go. 48 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:29,432 OMG, so, like, my friends were supposed to drive down 49 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:30,675 to shoot the film, 50 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:33,110 but, like, last minute, they ghosted. 51 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:36,396 Come on! Main menu: proper French. 52 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,752 No, just the stupid bitch version! 53 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:41,275 Are you sure that's not the bony fag version? 54 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:43,914 OK, your friends bailed. Who cares? 55 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:46,554 Well, they were supposed to play in the film. 56 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:48,199 - Oh boy! - Matt! 57 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:53,394 So, like, would two of you guys be down to play in the film? 58 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:54,994 Me, never. 59 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:58,558 To act in the film, Erika. You study film, dipshit! 60 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:00,114 Get off my back, homo! 61 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:02,834 Look, you told Mom you'd stay out of our way. 62 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:06,032 - So leave my friends alone! - Let them fucking decide! 63 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:11,080 I'll do it. 64 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:16,718 I don't mind acting in your film. 65 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:20,071 Oh my God! You're so nice! Told you Max was the chillest. 66 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:21,315 OK, fuck off. 67 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:22,669 But I need two people. 68 00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:25,195 I'm gonna kill you. Is that what you want? 69 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:27,914 No, I can't act for shit. 70 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:30,873 Ask Brass. No, ask Frank! 71 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,115 Yeah, ask Frank! 72 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:34,029 Good one! 73 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:35,389 All right. 74 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:40,509 But seriously, guys, if you're down, I'm fucking down. For real. 75 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:48,800 $24,000 a year to talk like a bimbo and Instagram her breakfast burrito. 76 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:50,829 You're fucking crazy! 77 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:53,315 You were good in Anna Karenina in high school. 78 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:57,638 - Shut the fuck up, asswad! - But you were touching! 79 00:05:57,760 --> 00:05:59,353 The crying felt real! 80 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:02,632 An illiterate douche crying with a Parisian accent! 81 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:05,110 Or an elephant trying to floss. 82 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:07,439 Drown him! 83 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:08,789 Let go of me, fuckface! 84 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:11,355 You like it when I touch you, don't you? 85 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:12,629 Let go! 86 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:15,190 Just shut your eyes and think of your teacher! 87 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:16,276 Fuck off! 88 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:18,471 Think about that old, old man! 89 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:22,911 Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a Burger King. 90 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:25,475 Yo mama so fat, she ate her Patronus. 91 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:30,473 I don't think I'll come back for the first Christmas. 92 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:34,639 Really? 93 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,795 So you'll be gone a full year? 94 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:42,439 Yeah. 95 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:50,555 And... 96 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:54,350 what about your mom? 97 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:58,912 My aunt Ginette is gonna take care of her. 98 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:02,871 Yeah. We went to the notary. 99 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:07,471 She's gonna take over as guardian. 100 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:09,876 I mean, I'm not the only one in the family. 101 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:14,237 And it's pretty simple. 102 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:18,240 You pay the bills, buy groceries, make sure there's no cash lying around. 103 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:20,192 Any idiot can do it. 104 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:49,111 Yeah, I'm allowed. It's the Commonwealth. 105 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:50,953 I don't need a visa. 106 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:52,195 Yeah, OK. 107 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:53,719 You gonna bartend, still? 108 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:57,037 You do need some documents. You can't just waltz in. 109 00:07:57,200 --> 00:08:00,830 That's why I need that letter of recommendation from your dad. 110 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,833 I'm working on it. It's not my fault he's busy. 111 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:05,911 Wait, I don't get it. 112 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:10,432 You're not volunteering. You're gonna make some cash, right? 113 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:13,234 No, he's going to a country that doesn't take Visa. 114 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:19,831 - Come on, dummy! - But Max? 115 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:24,272 Yeah, I'll work in a bar at first, 116 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:25,794 It's easy. I know how. 117 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:29,914 You're going all the way to Melbourne to work the same shitty job? 118 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:33,396 Wire him $200,000, and he can be your roommate at Cambridge. 119 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:37,795 No, but I'm fine with it. I'll work in a bar at first. 120 00:08:37,920 --> 00:08:42,994 And slowly, I'll start to find my... 121 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:44,838 - Bearings. - My bearings. 122 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,911 Jesus Christ! 123 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:49,839 The art of shoving words right down people's throats! 124 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:52,398 My bearings. 125 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:53,794 Fuck off! 126 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:56,753 - You've done that since we were kids. - It's true. 127 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:57,995 Excuse me? 128 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:00,157 You always do that. You always have. 129 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:01,714 I've never done that before. 130 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:03,958 - What? - Come on! 131 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:06,754 What? Are you crazy, Matt? 132 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:08,999 What are you talking about? 133 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:11,236 I'm talking about your mental illness! 134 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:12,720 You're mental! 135 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:15,719 I've done that two, three, maybe four times. 136 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:19,356 You did it at Suzie's birthday last month! 137 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:22,836 You corrected some grammar thing while I was lighting the candles. 138 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:24,189 Brass got it on video. 139 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:26,391 No. I don't remember it, anyway. 140 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:29,034 It's on Instagram or something. 141 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:32,039 - Wow, aren't you cool! Show me! - I'm gonna. 142 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:35,751 - Someone's here. - Must be Shariff, 143 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:37,871 I said I was lighting the birthday cake. 144 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,355 You were like: “You light candles, not cake.” 145 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:41,515 So pretentious! 146 00:09:41,680 --> 00:09:43,353 It's true, but I never said that. 147 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:44,595 You did it at the gym. 148 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:46,358 - What? - At the gym earlier. 149 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:47,715 What did I say? 150 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:50,593 Well, if it isn't Shariff-with-our-taxes! 151 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:56,397 How are my favorite bitches? 152 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:04,917 He's buying fancy new clothes with our tax dollars! 153 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:08,072 While you write your bullshit thesis, we're working real jobs! 154 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:10,999 I built a car with my bare hands to get me to school! 155 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:15,318 So, what are the taxpayers conferring on on this tranquil night in the country? 156 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,033 Who are you? Denys Arcand? 157 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:18,309 You high? 158 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:21,432 Depends. But what were you talking about? 159 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:22,595 Nothing. 160 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:24,836 No, about Matt's need to always be right. 161 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:26,155 That's not even it! 162 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:28,556 He was saying I corrected his grammar on one fucking word. 163 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:32,275 Oh my God! Matt the grammar Nazi. Timeless classic. 164 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:33,794 You're winning, Rivette? 165 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:37,959 Is eating like a pig part of the hipster rocker starter-pack? 166 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:41,357 And get your feet off the table, hobo! 167 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:43,153 Come on, guys! 168 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:48,796 Warning: I'm getting dangerously close to the video. 169 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:52,429 Guys, guys! What's that smell? 170 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:54,551 What? 171 00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:56,671 -I don't smell it. - Oh, never mind. 172 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:58,990 It's just the smell of Matt losing a bet. 173 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,320 Am I on trial now, here? 174 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:06,149 Oh, snap! I found it! Best day of my life. 175 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:08,273 - If I'm right... - You get nothing. 176 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:10,676 No way! You want to be right. 177 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,916 You're 100% sure you never said that? 178 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,599 100%, but I won't bet. 179 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:16,074 We don't have to bet money. 180 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:19,477 Wait, why not? Rivette made a mistake, Matt corrected him? 181 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:20,510 Yeah. 182 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:23,075 Shit, guys! I have student loans to pay off! 183 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:25,470 - I know what to bet. - Fuck off, dickwad. 184 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,113 We'll bet your Desponts. 185 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:28,639 It's not “Desponts,” it's... 186 00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:31,752 Whatever, I'm not betting the lighter my father gave me. 187 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:34,520 - You don't even smoke! - I smoke socially. 188 00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:37,519 Especially while correcting grammar at birthday parties. 189 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:40,109 OK, bet whatever, fuckface! Do it! 190 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:42,438 I know what we'll bet. 191 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:44,999 But I can't say it. 192 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:46,794 That's not fair. 193 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:49,958 You won't lose anything or suffer physically. 194 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:51,593 No jumping in the lake. Trust me. 195 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:52,915 Tell me, Rivette. 196 00:11:57,640 --> 00:12:00,359 If you're right, you're right. Isn't that enough? 197 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:19,714 Matt, you have to promise you'll do it. 198 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,833 Seriously, Matt, it's fine. 199 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:24,875 I know I'll win anyway. I never said that. 200 00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:26,270 Not at that party. 201 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:39,954 - I'm lighting the cake! - You light candles, not cakes. 202 00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:46,957 That's exactly it, fucker! 203 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:50,393 Fuck! Goddammit! 204 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:56,517 OK, you win. What's the bet? 205 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:01,031 You have to be in Erika's film. 206 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:04,759 Well friggin' played! 207 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:07,713 Oh my God! Did I hear that right? 208 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,911 I got fucked. 209 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:15,311 I told you she'd annoy us with her stupid film, didn't I? 210 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:18,319 Might not be stupid. 211 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:19,595 Come on. 212 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:26,629 Excuse me, guys. 213 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:30,276 Have you two ever kissed before? 214 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:34,670 Never while washing dishes. 215 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:41,118 But seriously. 216 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:42,639 No. 217 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,274 Maybe... 218 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,712 that one time... 219 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:53,039 In high school, I think. 220 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:54,673 No! 221 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,478 So not for a long time, right? 222 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:06,279 'Cause that's the scene. 223 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:12,313 Two guys. 224 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,679 Two guys making out. 225 00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:22,911 You're such a dick, Marco! You're being so in just! 226 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:24,633 I'm not being unjust, Erika. 227 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:26,996 You're pissing us off with your dumb ideas! 228 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:30,272 It's not dumb. But you should've told us before. 229 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:31,754 You made a fucking bet! 230 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:35,919 - Matt, you can't bitch out! - That's not the issue. 231 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,113 Who the fuck cares? 232 00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:43,595 You guys are always braiding each other's hair 233 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:45,438 and wrestling and shit. 234 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:47,437 Like, Jesus! Chill, guys! 235 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,636 Shut the fuck up, assclown! 236 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:58,194 Why didn't you tell us? 237 00:14:58,320 --> 00:14:59,640 Who cares? 238 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:03,399 Stop speaking English, you wacky hoe! 239 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:06,237 What's the difference? There! 240 00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:13,070 It doesn't bother me. That's not it. 241 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,350 It's no problem. It's fine. 242 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,391 We've done it before anyway. 243 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:18,436 Stop saying that! 244 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:19,670 - What? - It's true. 245 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:23,953 Yeah, at Karine Mercier's party, freshman year, Logan Street! 246 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:26,994 Frankie, the Stalking Mofo! 247 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:29,919 I took three hits of ecstasy. It wasn't kicking in. 248 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:32,634 Anyway, I don't care! It doesn't bother me. 249 00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:52,399 What the fuck? 250 00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:58,350 Dumbass. 251 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,958 Oh my God! It's so beautiful! 252 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,593 Do I have to wear this? 253 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:04,870 I think it adds contrast to it. 254 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:10,912 And does Vegeta have to be here? 255 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:13,034 Who's Vegeta? 256 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,598 The asshole on Dragon Ball. 257 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,074 The HBO show? 258 00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:20,232 Never mind. Could he... 259 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:25,394 Could you maybe finish that upstairs? 260 00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:27,793 Your creation? 261 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,391 So, basically, like, 262 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:43,230 the film is, like, super impressionistic, 263 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:45,920 but it's also, like, expressionist. 264 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:47,792 Are you following me? 265 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:53,919 Well, I'm not an expert, 266 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:58,671 but impressionism and expressionism, 267 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,713 can you have both at once? 268 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:05,515 Well, actually, that brings me to the synopsis. 269 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:08,837 Two women. You're, like, two women or men. 270 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:12,755 And all of a sudden, bam! You're kissing. 271 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:18,314 But, mean... Sorry. 272 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:21,796 Don't wanna kill your vibe, but... 273 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:23,989 we're guys. 274 00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:25,997 Oh my God! You're too cute! 275 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:29,359 OK, like, it's kind of tricky, 'cause... 276 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:34,154 for your generation, like, maybe. 277 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:37,636 But I don't, like, use labels to define myself. 278 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,956 And visually, for sure, 279 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:43,675 but apart from the beard and all that masculine shit, 280 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,632 like, who really knows? 281 00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:48,556 Did they really make out in high school? 282 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:49,750 Yeah, it's a classic. 283 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:52,520 If it was a classic, Matt would remember. 284 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:55,632 Anyway, I was there, and I never heard about it. 285 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:57,239 Well... 286 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:01,719 What? 287 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:04,559 Dumbest shit you've ever said. 288 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:07,030 - What? - You're in psych at Cambridge. 289 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:09,356 You think Matt's gonna get a tat on his face: 290 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:12,120 “I made out with Max in high school. Never forget!” 291 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,638 Best day of my life! Thank you! 292 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:21,550 Frank's a university janitor who solves math problems at night. 293 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:25,036 Doesn't take a genius to come up with that. Chill out. 294 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,873 Yes. Frank is Will Hunting. 295 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,116 He's read every damn hook in the library. 296 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:31,709 I got anger issues, but I'm smart as a fox. 297 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:33,399 Smart my ass. 298 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:35,079 Well, it was pretty— 299 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:40,076 You are not hidden, fuckers! 300 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:44,309 Go. 301 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:50,913 In four, three, two, one. 302 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:52,155 Action. 303 00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,153 You asleep? 304 00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:33,997 Can I help you? 305 00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:37,718 The Rivette cottage? 306 00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:39,797 - Rivette? - Yeah. 307 00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:43,309 Good Lord! That's not next door, son! 308 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,397 Do you want me to drive you? 309 00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:02,554 What the fuck is he doing way out there? 310 00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:33,920 Holy shit! 311 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:36,874 I got lost. 312 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,116 What were you doing out there? 313 00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:46,874 You OK, Matt? 314 00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:03,954 TWELVE DAYS BEFORE AUSTRALIA 315 00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:05,751 You'd make daddy proud! 316 00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:09,238 I actually took the liberty of texting Mr. Ruiz 317 00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:13,240 to tell him his boy was climbing the ladder! 318 00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:17,430 Now, I don't want to put the cart before the horse, 319 00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:21,349 but you are very impressive. 320 00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:23,957 And I think that in... 321 00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:27,835 I can't say when exactly. Let's keep it vague for now. 322 00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:31,669 But soon, or shall I say, it won't be long... 323 00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:32,756 That's it. 324 00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:37,590 It won't be long before I give you more responsibility, 325 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:41,714 or as I like to call it, a two-window office! 326 00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:52,396 Well? 327 00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:58,474 No, I'm... 328 00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:03,438 Obviously, I'm very happy to hear it. 329 00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:05,435 You know, Matt... 330 00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:07,198 No, Gilles, it's just that— 331 00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:08,879 No, wait, wait! 332 00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:13,952 At your age, it's normal to have... 333 00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:15,990 doubts. 334 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:17,190 To doubt. 335 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,229 And try new things. 336 00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:23,631 You wake up one day, and... 337 00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:27,317 you're stuck. 338 00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:30,194 Yep. 339 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,514 Sometimes, you spend your life doing one thing, 340 00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:36,598 and in the end, it wasn't your thing. 341 00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:44,555 OK, we'll forget about the promotion, for now! 342 00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:48,913 Let's get back to the Thompson case. Where is it? 343 00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:51,750 This morning, I spoke to Mrs... 344 00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:55,998 What's her name again? Names, story of my life... 345 00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:08,910 OK, just hang on a minute. I'm completely lost. 346 00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:19,193 What are you doing? 347 00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:24,236 I'm making those noodles you like. 348 00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:30,711 Have you heard from your brother? 349 00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:37,997 You still like the noodles, right? You did last time. 350 00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:39,349 Yeah, yeah. 351 00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:44,399 The little shit won't return my calls. 352 00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,159 What's the deal? 353 00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:02,233 You don't have to smoke the second you get up. 354 00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:23,159 What are you doing? 355 00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:42,235 Quit playing. Give it! 356 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,752 I'm seeing Aunt Ginette tomorrow. 357 00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:11,632 Lucky you! 358 00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:18,514 She's semi-retired now. She can take care of you while I'm gone. 359 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,790 I don't need that crazy bitch here. 360 00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:22,797 I'm not in a wheelchair. 361 00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:28,515 For the paperwork, groceries, money. The guardianship. 362 00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:31,159 She's gonna do it. 363 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:32,429 Excuse me? 364 00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:35,916 You know you heed someone to take care of you. 365 00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:38,680 I don't need anyone! Get that through your head! 366 00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:41,679 I don't need you or her or anyone! I don't need anything! 367 00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:44,314 Calm down. I don't wanna hear that rant! 368 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:46,710 I'll rant if I want to. This is my house! 369 00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:48,990 - Well, I pay the bills. - With my money! 370 00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:51,316 You just take it to come here and shit on me! 371 00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:53,954 And you can be trusted with money? 372 00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:58,438 You're suffocating me! Mister-I'm-a-Dictator! 373 00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,278 I'm sick of your fucking face! 374 00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:02,038 I'll come back when you're calm. 375 00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:04,674 Good thing your brother can't see you. 376 00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:07,551 Does he know what you're doing to me? 377 00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:09,159 Not again, Jesus! 378 00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,840 - Does he know? - He's known since the beginning! 379 00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:13,109 Yeah, I'll bet! 380 00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:15,550 I'm sick of having the same fucking fight! 381 00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:18,189 - You're a fucking liar! - I'm not fucking lying! 382 00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:22,234 Enough already! Fucking hell! We're trying to help you! 383 00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:27,070 Well, I don't want your help! I don't want your money! 384 00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:28,315 You fucking need me! 385 00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:31,074 You'd be on the street if it wasn't for me! 386 00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:34,795 - You'd be living in a fucking dump! - Fuck off, you little shit! 387 00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:47,678 Go fuck yourself! 388 00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:02,470 I missed you this weekend. Did you miss me? 389 00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:04,199 I wouldn't say 'missed.” 390 00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:10,034 God! Not the ribs, please! 391 00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:13,834 I love you. 392 00:34:27,240 --> 00:34:29,151 Did you pick up the wine? 393 00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:34,113 What wine? 394 00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:35,833 For Martine's. 395 00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:41,033 It totally slipped my mind. It's tonight? 396 00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:43,231 It's fine. I'll go while you shower. 397 00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:51,274 - Is Max gonna be there? - I don't know. Ask him. 398 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,911 Why? Did you guys fight? 399 00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:58,077 No, I was just wondering. 400 00:34:58,240 --> 00:34:59,560 OK, get in the shower. 401 00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:13,197 Hey, Julien! It's me. How's it going? 402 00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:16,313 Why are you speaking English? 403 00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:26,633 Hey, Julien! It's me. 404 00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:33,993 Nice message. I don't even recognize your voice. 405 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,150 Listen, I just left Mom's place. 406 00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:40,711 I thought you should know 407 00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:44,310 that she's been clean six months. 408 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:45,953 So, that's... 409 00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:50,189 I mean, she's making progress. 410 00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:56,278 Anyway, I don't know if you have plans next weekend, 411 00:35:56,400 --> 00:36:01,190 but I was thinking we'd do a dinner or go to a restaurant for Mom's birthday. 412 00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:05,714 I'm sure if you came all the way from New Haven, 413 00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:09,435 she'd be really happy to see you. 414 00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:13,235 Get off the phone, asshole! 415 00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:25,673 My God! He's not kidding around, huh? 416 00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:30,149 I bet the Brit kids at school aren't half as good! 417 00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:32,430 He's in a jazz band. 418 00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:35,678 Well, was. He didn't like it. Right, Marco? 419 00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:38,792 Ma! You nag me to play and now you won't shut up! 420 00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:42,271 My God! Forgive us, Amadeus! 421 00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:44,914 We'll be as quiet as mice. 422 00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:49,959 Mice! 423 00:38:57,720 --> 00:39:00,030 What was he doing in a jazz band? 424 00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:01,116 Beats me! 425 00:39:01,240 --> 00:39:02,753 I can hear you! 426 00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:09,273 The latecomers have arrived! 427 00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:11,960 The latecomer. Sarah has nothing to do with it. 428 00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:13,832 Sarah, sweetie! How are you? 429 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:15,553 Here we go again! 430 00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:17,239 You were late for 20 years, 431 00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:20,273 and now that I've moved out, you're early everywhere. 432 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,038 You are always early, Francine! 433 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:27,471 Colette Kostopoulos, only a traitor like you could aim so low! 434 00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:31,353 Who am I playing for? 435 00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:36,471 Did you have to get it everywhere? 436 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,718 It's part of my new look. 437 00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:40,839 Love it. 438 00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:49,239 Why do you check your watch when there's a clock there? 439 00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:52,352 Why'd you put a white cap on your bleeding ass? 440 00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:57,113 My head, not my ass. 441 00:39:58,400 --> 00:39:59,515 - Stop it. - It stings! 442 00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:00,994 It's supposed to. 443 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:06,270 What are you gonna do when you fuck up your face in Australia? 444 00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:07,913 Stop it! 445 00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:10,838 I won't fuck up my face. 446 00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:14,673 I didn't fuck up my face. I felled. 447 00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:18,114 Fell. I fell. 448 00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:23,952 What are you gonna do over there? 449 00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:30,952 Like, in general or day-to-day? 450 00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:32,673 I don't know. Both. 451 00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:40,353 I'm gonna find a job. What else? 452 00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:43,473 You have a job here. 453 00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:47,040 Aren't you thriving in this bar with me? 454 00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:53,712 The bloody sweater looks pretty trashy. 455 00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:56,150 Grab something from Eric's locker. 456 00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:05,630 You got plans on Friday? Night. 457 00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:10,754 Depends. I finish Caro's shift. Bitch has to leave at midnight. 458 00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:16,358 'Cause my friend Shariff is throwing a party. 459 00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:18,710 Everyone's gonna be there. 460 00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:22,836 Would it be, like, a date? 461 00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:25,678 No, I just need a ride. 462 00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:27,919 Yes, a date! 463 00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:37,038 So, I'd spend my Friday night getting punched in the jugs 464 00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:39,834 by a bunch of bros playing shitty word games? 465 00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:41,953 Pretty much, yeah. 466 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,116 - Interested? - Who wouldn't be? 467 00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:50,113 Yeah, I'll be there. 468 00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:59,240 - One goddamn stupid cow! - You couldn't have known! 469 00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:02,193 Jean-Marc told me: “My new boss is Jamaican. 470 00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:04,038 “We call her Ilsa the She-Wolf, 471 00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:05,434 She dresses like a nun.” 472 00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:09,679 So I'm warming the guests and Jocelyn, who had brought his new girlfriend. 473 00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:11,632 Tall, gorgeous girl. 474 00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:12,795 Legs up to here. 475 00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:15,355 And I'm going on and on. 476 00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:20,475 “Jean-Marc's boss dresses like a nun. She's more Catholic than the pope.” 477 00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:23,036 - It was her! - It was her! 478 00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:26,080 Get out of here! Lock her up and throw away the key! 479 00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:27,270 I'm telling you! 480 00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:30,552 It wasn't Jocelyn's new girlfriend. It was the She-Wolf! 481 00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:33,069 - That devil! - They showed up at the same time. 482 00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:34,952 And she just sat there listening! 483 00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:42,314 Listen, Jamaican, my ass! I'm more tanned than she is. 484 00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:43,669 She was white as snow! 485 00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:46,758 - It's true! - She was! You were there! 486 00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:54,713 It's an assignment. 487 00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:55,836 Really? 488 00:42:55,960 --> 00:43:00,511 Yes! To shoot a short film. Around the theme “Who am 17" 489 00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:07,755 My God, Erika You really have a great eye. 490 00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:09,234 Seriously, guys, quiet. 491 00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:11,158 Yeah, we'll miss all the dialogue. 492 00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:33,794 - Are those sunflowers? - Daisies. 493 00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:41,994 - Are the swings non-binary? - Die. 494 00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:45,194 I'm serious. They don't have a penis or vagina? 495 00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:47,274 LIMBO 496 00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:50,074 Well... 497 00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:51,634 Very nice! 498 00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:59,433 So, the grading and sound mixing aren't done, 499 00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:02,678 and Matisse hasn't done the end credits and shit yet, but... 500 00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:06,434 Congrats, Erika! It was beautiful. 501 00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:09,757 It was very captivating. I was captivated. 502 00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:13,839 Yes, hats off, Erika! Hell of an assignment you got! 503 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,674 I don't know about you guys, but I was getting hot! 504 00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:18,399 I'm so proud of you, sweetie! 505 00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:21,319 You have a gift. You should believe in yourself more. 506 00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:24,432 A gift for using five English words in a six-word sentence. 507 00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:26,278 Shut up, you fucking trash! 508 00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:29,438 Erika! Marc-Antoine, be nice to your sister! 509 00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:32,240 You didn't tell me you were in her film. That's cool! 510 00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:34,158 I didn't think anyone would see it. 511 00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:35,679 It was great! 512 00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:39,235 - You OK? - Yeah. 513 00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:41,118 - Did you go smoke? - Yeah. 514 00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:42,429 It's a metaphor. 515 00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:45,791 - It was very sensual. - Absolutely. 516 00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:48,389 The color of the shirt, that, um... 517 00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:50,195 Tomato red! 518 00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:51,549 It was very moving. 519 00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:54,718 Very, very Eldomévar! 520 00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:05,471 OK, who wants a lemon water? I'll go make some. 521 00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:07,718 - I'll have one! - I can do it! 522 00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:11,390 You stay right there! It's your night! 523 00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:13,473 If you insist. 524 00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:16,078 Our little boys, all grown up! 525 00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:18,077 Those two have done it all. 526 00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:19,918 Yeah, and our dear Max... 527 00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:23,037 - What a life! - I know. Shush. 528 00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:25,629 You didn't tell me, Matt! What a lovely film! 529 00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:27,512 You killed it, Matt, for real. 530 00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:30,758 You could have told me! Why didn't you wait? 531 00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:32,314 I couldn't find you. 532 00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:36,752 But it's, like, a minute long. I can play it again if you want. 533 00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:39,673 What, you didn't like it? It was good! 534 00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:42,514 I just didn't know we were doing the big premiere! 535 00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:46,076 Come on! It's just us. 536 00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:48,635 And Erika's so proud of her film. Right, sweetie? 537 00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:51,639 - You really killed it, Matt, seriously. - It was very good! 538 00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:53,433 It was good, Erika, but... 539 00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:55,750 You agreed to be in a film. That's showbiz! 540 00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:59,874 First off, I didn't agree to... Explain it instead of just sitting there. 541 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:03,356 Me? You explain it. 542 00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:05,357 There's nothing to explain, babe. 543 00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:08,040 Don't call me “babe.” Sorry, I just... 544 00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:15,718 Colette Kostopoulos! You better not forget my lemon water! 545 00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:17,513 It's coming! 546 00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:22,430 Martine, what the heck is that kettle? 547 00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:24,153 You got a screw loose or what? 548 00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:25,916 What? 549 00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:28,793 Come on, Colette! That's not a kettle. It's an air purifier. 550 00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:32,439 That's the kettle! 551 00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:38,592 Mind if I put on some music? 552 00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:41,390 Suits the mood. 553 00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:25,798 Can I come to your girls' night tomorrow? 554 00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:29,072 It's your house too, Matt. 555 00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:35,950 Did you ask your mom what we should bring Friday? 556 00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:41,198 What we should bring to eat on Friday. 557 00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:43,149 What's on Friday? 558 00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:46,514 Her garden party. 559 00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:49,314 Is there a garden-party festival and no one told me? 560 00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:53,399 A festival of garden parties you forget about. It's in full swing. 561 00:47:54,240 --> 00:47:55,753 What's it for again? 562 00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:00,030 Hello? What for? 563 00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:03,077 Max's going-away party? 564 00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:05,599 Oh yeah. 565 00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:08,150 Yeah, I knew that. 566 00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:11,992 Yeah, yeah. 567 00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:14,239 I'll ask her. 568 00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:33,750 We won't smoke outside like beasts! I'll open the window. 569 00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:35,359 Isn't that nice? 570 00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:42,633 Nervous? The big adventure! 571 00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:49,432 Seeing anyone these days? 572 00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:52,554 You? 573 00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:54,478 God! 574 00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:58,472 That train's left the station, hun. 575 00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:00,557 Why? You're pretty! 576 00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:03,954 - You are! - That's nice of you to say. 577 00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:07,072 You've always been nice. That's your problem. Nice guys... 578 00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:10,678 People don't trust them. I don't know why. 579 00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:13,036 That's just the way it is! Too bad. 580 00:49:13,720 --> 00:49:16,712 But you'll find someone, I'm sure! 581 00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:26,479 Look... 582 00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:33,030 This is all the paperwork... 583 00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:34,480 Yeah. 584 00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:37,240 ...for the meeting next week. 585 00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:40,395 We have to go back to the notary 586 00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:43,160 to make you the official subrogate guardian. 587 00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:46,159 Oh my! Subro-what? Whatchacallit? 588 00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:48,794 Subrogate. Subrogate guardian. 589 00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:51,839 Oh lordy! We're not messing around! 590 00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:55,155 OK, I got time for another smoke. 591 00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:57,191 Subrogate. 592 00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:01,793 Let me take a look. 593 00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:03,831 -No, its... - Let's see. 594 00:50:04,240 --> 00:50:08,393 It's just a bunch of papers with details about the guardianship 595 00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:10,716 and the transfer of property and all that. 596 00:50:11,720 --> 00:50:12,790 Goddammit! 597 00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:15,799 Account statements, bank stuff, you know? 598 00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:17,638 There's a shitload, eh... 599 00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:22,914 Basically says you'll be responsible for her money. 600 00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:25,591 For everything. 601 00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:28,238 You'll be her guardian. 602 00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:34,960 She's not always easy, but... 603 00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:36,559 Yeah. 604 00:50:38,240 --> 00:50:40,038 What's that on your forehead? 605 00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:41,914 It's nothing. 606 00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:46,276 You should see the other guy! 607 00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:49,429 Small but terrible! Ya little thug! 608 00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:55,269 Oh my! Lunch break's almost over. 609 00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:58,392 Time flies when you're a subrogate! 610 00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:00,989 Don't wanna be late on my last day! 611 00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:04,710 OK, what am I forgetting? There's always something. 612 00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:07,992 - Your smokes. - Yes. And paperwork's there... 613 00:51:08,720 --> 00:51:10,996 Quick, 'cause I'm late. 614 00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:14,677 OK, Ginette! Back to the office. 615 00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:20,109 A young lawyer from Hartley-Himelstein will be visiting this week. 616 00:51:20,240 --> 00:51:21,799 Yes, from Toronto. 617 00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:24,753 That's right! His name is... 618 00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:27,838 I had it two minutes ago. On the tip of my tongue. 619 00:51:29,240 --> 00:51:30,230 McAfee. 620 00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:33,751 Mr. McAfee. 621 00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:38,158 He's coming Friday to have a look around, 622 00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:40,960 check out our firm. 623 00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:46,390 It's pretty straightforward. Take him out, woo him. 624 00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:51,310 Pasta at the trattoria, a single malt downtown. 625 00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:56,391 A cappuccino at McCafé. And wham! 626 00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:59,831 Make sure he tells his bosses to come see us next week. 627 00:52:01,240 --> 00:52:03,117 I'll get you the details: 628 00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:06,596 flight number, arrival time, hotel... 629 00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:11,679 Let me just find it. 630 00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:15,591 I'm counting on you to show him a good time. 631 00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:13,598 Watch out for the car! 632 00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:15,715 Good thing you're here! 633 00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:32,393 ONE WEEK TO DEPARTURE 634 00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:53,198 Rivette's mom is getting rid of the dryer at her cottage. 635 00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:58,119 Rivette said she'd come up with a price, but I think she'll just give it to us. 636 00:55:02,240 --> 00:55:03,753 Fucking hell! 637 00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:07,639 Tough noggin you got. It busted the remote. 638 00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:10,756 I didn't mean to hit your forehead. 639 00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:13,919 Did you eat? 640 00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:18,240 Did you eat this morning? 641 00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:20,749 Yeah, I ate. 642 00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:25,671 Well, answer my question! I'm not psychic. 643 00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:29,831 I just told you I ate breakfast! What do you want from me? 644 00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:34,431 You got plans for lunch? 645 00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:39,391 I could make my Swiss Wagon-Wheel pie. 646 00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:43,798 Remember when you and your brother would get home from school? 647 00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:46,753 -You'd smell it, and— - I was there. I remember. 648 00:55:56,920 --> 00:56:01,676 You need pie crust to make that. And ham and broccoli. 649 00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:03,757 I didn't buy any of that stuff. 650 00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:07,392 There's no time to make that, What's the point anyway? 651 00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:10,512 I just want to do something nice for you. Is that allowed? 652 00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:17,074 Can't we even fry anymore? 653 00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:26,236 You don't have to make Swiss pie. Who am I, the Princess of Monaco? 654 00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:32,792 You tell me. 655 00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:14,634 Jesus! 656 00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:55,635 Let's go! 657 00:57:58,520 --> 00:58:00,909 My French is terrible, but I speak it a little. 658 00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:26,399 Do you like it? 659 00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:28,513 Yeah. 660 00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:31,836 I can't read your mind, you know. 661 00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:36,550 It's good. 662 00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:46,200 Have you... I, uh... Shit! 663 00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:50,632 I left a message, or tried to leave a message for Julien. 664 00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:53,039 Yesterday. 665 00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:56,671 Have you heard his new voicemail message? 666 00:58:58,160 --> 00:58:59,673 He just changed it. 667 00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:01,837 You know, the recorded message on the— 668 00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:03,314 Yeah, I know what you mean. 669 00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:04,396 Right. 670 00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:08,519 I haven't called in a while. He never calls back, so... 671 00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:19,360 Anyway, I think... 672 00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:22,472 I think you might find it funny. 673 00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:24,113 His message. 674 00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:26,837 He's joking around. It's a prank. 675 00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:31,759 It's ringing. 676 00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:34,679 He won't answer. 677 00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:42,479 I don't understand English. 678 00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:45,836 Listen. You're supposed to... 679 00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:47,712 You kids all speak English now. 680 00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:49,956 Just listen! 681 00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:54,792 Anyways, it's... 682 00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:58,831 The idea is... 683 00:59:59,960 --> 01:00:04,477 You think he answered, but it's actually just a message. 684 01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:35,278 OK, give me back the money. 685 01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:41,870 Give it back before you go. 686 01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:43,877 I've changed. I'm doing fine. 687 01:00:46,160 --> 01:00:47,639 I'm fine. 688 01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:54,916 What are you doing? 689 01:00:56,560 --> 01:00:58,631 - Come on. - What the fuck am I doing here? 690 01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:02,156 OK, come on. Sit down. 691 01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:05,398 We can talk. We're adults. 692 01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:07,877 Come on! Sit down a minute. 693 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,832 We can't fight like this forever. 694 01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:12,600 It's gonna take a lot of fucking Swiss pies! 695 01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:14,836 I'm not giving you the money. Got it? 696 01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:16,792 You'll have to kill me first. 697 01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:22,880 - What are you doing here? - What the fuck? 698 01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:27,280 Calm down! 699 01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:34,190 Fucking hell! 700 01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:38,273 That's it, go hide! I've seen that one before. 701 01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:41,438 Max hiding in the washroom! Max hiding in the closet! 702 01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:42,914 Shut up! 703 01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:46,319 You shut up! 704 01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:54,351 You OK, little girl? 705 01:01:55,040 --> 01:01:59,238 Is she crying? Is my little girl crying? 706 01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:24,556 Am I boring you, my friend? 707 01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:33,513 We can speak French if it's easier. 708 01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:37,076 I'm just worried about being late. 709 01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:38,793 Late for what? 710 01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:47,073 You're close? 711 01:04:39,400 --> 01:04:42,233 OK, veggies are in the garage fridge. 712 01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:45,876 Sauce, check. Crab dip, check. 713 01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:50,633 Could you write any smaller, Francine Lamy? 714 01:04:57,040 --> 01:04:59,759 You're always locking for trouble! 715 01:05:03,080 --> 01:05:05,356 I made you sloppy joes, Max! 716 01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:08,074 I know, Francine. Thank you! You didn't have to! 717 01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:10,635 - Oh, please! Don't be silly! -No, hut... 718 01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:13,633 And you better get 'em while you can! 719 01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:16,519 I'm sure sloppy joes don't grow on trees in Oceania! 720 01:05:17,640 --> 01:05:20,359 Oceania! Just south of Indochina, right, Francine? 721 01:05:20,480 --> 01:05:22,915 The Rivette-o-thon, ladies and gents! 722 01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:27,477 Should I pop by the package store, get a couple barrels of bourbon? 723 01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:29,716 Fuck off, princess! 724 01:05:31,960 --> 01:05:34,270 Come give me a hand, princess! 725 01:05:34,400 --> 01:05:36,994 Life goes on when you stop your babbling! 726 01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:39,073 Come on, get over here! 727 01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:41,157 Give me a minute. 728 01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:49,069 Fuck, I'm beat! 729 01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:51,555 An hour late, and you're “beat"? 730 01:05:51,680 --> 01:05:55,355 You didn't inherit your father's gift for excuses! 731 01:05:55,480 --> 01:05:57,517 1 texted you! The matriarch's lament... 732 01:05:57,680 --> 01:06:01,992 The matriarch was slaving away cooking! Didn't have time for texts and games. 733 01:06:02,120 --> 01:06:04,919 Why buy a phone if you leave it in your room? 734 01:06:05,520 --> 01:06:07,318 Don't start, Internet generation! 735 01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:09,118 You made it! 736 01:06:09,240 --> 01:06:10,913 We had lost hope. 737 01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:13,077 - You OK? - It was the guy from Toronto. 738 01:06:13,200 --> 01:06:14,793 I had no choice. It went late. 739 01:06:14,920 --> 01:06:18,072 “I had no choice,” close relative of “It's not my fault.” 740 01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:20,914 - When one's around, the other's not far. - Back off! 741 01:06:21,080 --> 01:06:23,674 Max has been twiddling his thumbs for an hour. 742 01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:26,792 That's his problem! He can talk. He has a tongue! 743 01:06:26,960 --> 01:06:28,837 He loosens up when you're there. 744 01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:31,514 Do you have his letter of recommendation? 745 01:06:31,640 --> 01:06:33,233 - What letter? - Enough, OK? 746 01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:37,240 Apparently, employers in Sydney are asking for it. 747 01:06:37,360 --> 01:06:39,078 I know, but it's not my fault. 748 01:06:39,760 --> 01:06:40,830 “Not my fault.” 749 01:06:41,400 --> 01:06:42,754 Three delivery attempts. 750 01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:47,829 I went all the way to the warehouse, and the package is out for delivery. 751 01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:48,950 I was there! 752 01:06:49,080 --> 01:06:52,516 I want all the secret keepers in the kitchen! Thank you! 753 01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:57,111 Yes! And just to be clear, we're talking about the book The Secret. 754 01:06:57,280 --> 01:06:59,590 Is there a power switch on this yap? 755 01:06:59,720 --> 01:07:01,279 Nope! 756 01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:02,629 OK, so now... 757 01:07:02,760 --> 01:07:05,320 - What are we doing? - Come closer, Matthias! 758 01:07:05,440 --> 01:07:07,158 Yay! We're whispering! 759 01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:11,478 So you'll talk first, give your little speech. 760 01:07:13,880 --> 01:07:15,393 Yes, I'll talk. Then what? 761 01:07:15,520 --> 01:07:19,354 OK, speech, then give him the hoodie first. 762 01:07:19,480 --> 01:07:23,075 'Cause the iPad is more... You know. 763 01:07:23,680 --> 01:07:26,069 After the gifts, berry cake! 764 01:07:26,200 --> 01:07:27,634 OK, but what berries? 765 01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:29,751 Strawberries, raspberries, blueberries... 766 01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:32,030 Which part of berry is unclear? OK, go! 767 01:07:37,040 --> 01:07:39,316 - It was broken. - Come on! 768 01:07:40,520 --> 01:07:42,477 - Excuse me! -No! 769 01:07:43,480 --> 01:07:45,198 Quiet, little boys! 770 01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:48,711 Well, not so little anymore, but still my little boys anyway. 771 01:07:48,840 --> 01:07:50,638 And the lovely Sarah. 772 01:07:52,600 --> 01:07:55,194 My dear Maxime! I know you don't like big speeches. 773 01:07:55,320 --> 01:07:58,358 -No, and yet... - But you don't have a choice. 774 01:07:58,480 --> 01:08:01,836 You're going away. You're leaving us. 775 01:08:02,720 --> 01:08:03,835 For two years. 776 01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:08,629 So Matt prepared a little something. 777 01:08:09,800 --> 01:08:10,790 OK! 778 01:08:15,960 --> 01:08:17,633 Well, I don't want to... 779 01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:21,878 I know you don't like... 780 01:08:23,240 --> 01:08:27,791 I know you don't like speeches, so I'll keep it short and sweet. 781 01:08:31,880 --> 01:08:33,393 I.-- 782 01:08:40,320 --> 01:08:43,438 Probably should have written something. 783 01:08:43,560 --> 01:08:44,550 Well, yeah! 784 01:08:47,960 --> 01:08:50,679 It's gonna be weird not having you around. 785 01:08:52,120 --> 01:08:53,952 But at the same time... 786 01:08:58,440 --> 01:09:00,716 Christ! How should I put this? 787 01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:05,196 It's gonna be weird not having you around, 788 01:09:06,040 --> 01:09:09,829 but when you come back, things will be different... 789 01:09:11,040 --> 01:09:13,554 with a new type of energy. 790 01:09:14,360 --> 01:09:16,874 And I'm sure... 791 01:09:18,920 --> 01:09:23,915 I'm sure plenty of great new things are waiting for you there... 792 01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:27,593 and that it will be very enriching. 793 01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:30,360 So, that's it! 794 01:09:33,960 --> 01:09:35,473 And we'll miss you. 795 01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:38,274 I think I speak for all of us when I say that. 796 01:09:38,440 --> 01:09:39,714 So, to Max! 797 01:09:40,480 --> 01:09:42,994 Well! Not your most eloquent! 798 01:09:43,800 --> 01:09:44,870 OK, to Max! 799 01:09:45,360 --> 01:09:46,873 To Max! 800 01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:49,116 - Cheers, Max! - Cheers! 801 01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:51,389 To Max! 802 01:09:52,240 --> 01:09:55,471 OK. Gifts! 803 01:09:56,840 --> 01:10:00,834 - What? No! You know ... - Shut up, Max! 804 01:10:01,640 --> 01:10:02,755 It's beautiful! 805 01:10:02,880 --> 01:10:04,791 You know I hate gifts! 806 01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:13,676 It was perfect, as usual. Those sloppy joes... 807 01:10:15,280 --> 01:10:19,274 Anyway, I'll see you before you leave on Wednesday. 808 01:10:19,440 --> 01:10:22,876 No, Friday. I'll come grab the suitcase before. 809 01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:25,514 - Why did I think it was Wednesday? -It's fine. 810 01:10:26,520 --> 01:10:27,874 This... I's too much. 811 01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:29,559 - Come on! - It's too much. 812 01:10:29,680 --> 01:10:33,196 Oh, drop it, you ninny! It was from all of us, by the way! 813 01:10:33,320 --> 01:10:34,310 Thank you. 814 01:10:35,240 --> 01:10:38,278 Max, can you text me Shariff's address for the GPS? 815 01:10:38,680 --> 01:10:40,796 I left my phone in your car. 816 01:10:40,960 --> 01:10:44,237 Did I hear that right? Benjamin Shariff? 817 01:10:44,360 --> 01:10:47,352 No, the late actor Omar Sharif. We're going to his place. 818 01:10:47,480 --> 01:10:52,759 - Yes, Francine, your handsome Shariff. - Couldn't be bothered to drop by! 819 01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:55,076 He's throwing the party. Give him a chance. 820 01:10:55,200 --> 01:10:58,795 Still studying? He'll end up teaching if he keeps it up! 821 01:10:58,920 --> 01:11:00,149 He's a lecturer, now. 822 01:11:00,280 --> 01:11:03,193 There you go! I wasn't born yesterday! 823 01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:04,430 What was his thesis? 824 01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:08,440 - Give him a call, all right? - Don't tempt me! Handsome man like that... 825 01:11:08,560 --> 01:11:12,235 Alain Delon meets Peter Sellers meets a Moroccan. 826 01:11:12,360 --> 01:11:14,510 I've always had a soft spot for Basque men. 827 01:11:14,640 --> 01:11:16,836 Matt's father! Handsome Portuguese man... 828 01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:19,389 Wine connoisseur, loud talker! 829 01:11:19,520 --> 01:11:21,318 OK, guys, I'm gonna say bye. 830 01:11:21,440 --> 01:11:22,669 You're not coming? 831 01:11:23,480 --> 01:11:27,553 - But the handsome Benjamin... - For real, guys, I'm beat. 832 01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:30,350 - I thought you... - Could you not? 833 01:11:30,480 --> 01:11:32,198 Well, you know what I think! 834 01:11:32,320 --> 01:11:34,914 But I told Félix you'd star in his student film. 835 01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:36,189 Fuck off! 836 01:11:36,320 --> 01:11:37,993 It was just a joke! Jesus! 837 01:11:38,120 --> 01:11:40,430 What's the deal? You've known for a while. 838 01:11:40,560 --> 01:11:41,994 It was a long week. 839 01:11:42,120 --> 01:11:43,793 Matt, can I talk to you, please? 840 01:11:44,720 --> 01:11:46,996 Anyway, Max, I'll see you before you go? 841 01:11:47,120 --> 01:11:48,872 - Yeah, no worries. - We'll text? 842 01:11:55,720 --> 01:11:58,712 Look, I'll drive you. Just figure out a way home. 843 01:11:58,840 --> 01:12:00,319 That's not the issue, Sarah. 844 01:12:00,440 --> 01:12:02,716 I'm just not up for it. 'm beat. 845 01:12:02,880 --> 01:12:05,030 Matt, just shut up for two minutes. 846 01:12:05,440 --> 01:12:07,875 It's 7:30! You're not 100 years old. 847 01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:11,675 You took a lawyer out for pasta. You didn't translate War and Peace. 848 01:12:16,160 --> 01:12:17,673 I'll go. 849 01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:19,913 I'll wait in the car. 850 01:12:51,880 --> 01:12:54,315 Bordeaux? I'm on the fucking South Shore! 851 01:12:54,440 --> 01:12:57,114 What the hell are you doing, bozo? 852 01:12:57,240 --> 01:12:59,754 I'm taking off these fancy clothes. 853 01:12:59,880 --> 01:13:03,032 Can't stand it. I just wanted to please Francine. 854 01:13:03,160 --> 01:13:06,073 Tell that to the guy with little dudes on his shirt. 855 01:13:06,200 --> 01:13:09,591 Fuck off! At least I don't dress like a minigolf faggot. 856 01:13:10,400 --> 01:13:11,799 A minigolf faggot? 857 01:13:11,920 --> 01:13:13,433 Frank, go back! 858 01:13:13,560 --> 01:13:16,279 - What, me? - You're Frank, aren't you? 859 01:13:16,400 --> 01:13:17,993 Go back, man! Back. 860 01:13:18,440 --> 01:13:22,035 - Back. That's forward, booby! - The one that goes... 861 01:13:23,120 --> 01:13:25,680 - Jesus! It's one station! - Fuck off, Brass! 862 01:13:25,800 --> 01:13:26,870 One station! 863 01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:30,197 It's the song from the time... Sorry. 864 01:13:30,320 --> 01:13:33,950 When we were caked on shrooms and watched The Barbarian Invasions. 865 01:13:34,080 --> 01:13:38,039 Oh yeah! Off to the cottage for a formal yak on dick-sucking. 866 01:13:38,160 --> 01:13:41,118 12-letter adjective battles and all! 867 01:13:41,840 --> 01:13:44,070 - I'm trying! - We're gonna miss if! 868 01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:45,918 That's the one! 869 01:14:01,600 --> 01:14:03,352 Bridge, bridge, bridge! 870 01:14:39,480 --> 01:14:42,154 At a certain point, you outgrow the jokes and songs. 871 01:14:43,120 --> 01:14:47,751 I'll go tonight, but I just want to spend more time with you, 872 01:14:47,920 --> 01:14:50,275 take some distance from those guys. 873 01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:54,477 Not everyone, but one or two. 874 01:14:56,160 --> 01:14:58,151 That's the plan, clearly! 875 01:14:59,200 --> 01:15:01,874 Should happen pretty naturally. 876 01:15:04,560 --> 01:15:05,709 OK, but... 877 01:15:05,840 --> 01:15:10,550 I know you were with the lawyer, but an hour and 15 minutes? 878 01:15:11,160 --> 01:15:15,393 And I know your mom can be difficult, but you have to understand, Matt. 879 01:15:15,520 --> 01:15:17,955 I don't know if... Norbert is the next one, right? 880 01:15:18,080 --> 01:15:20,833 - Yeah, but it's— - Let me finish, Matt! 881 01:15:21,640 --> 01:15:24,359 That speech you just gave for Max... 882 01:15:24,720 --> 01:15:27,473 Do you think it made anyone happy? 883 01:15:29,440 --> 01:15:30,919 And did it ever occur to you 884 01:15:31,040 --> 01:15:34,396 that Max may have been hurt you didn't want to go tonight? 885 01:15:36,840 --> 01:15:39,354 And I don't... Left on Jean-Béliveau? 886 01:15:39,480 --> 01:15:42,074 - Yeah, but— - It's not just me, myself and I. 887 01:15:42,200 --> 01:15:44,840 But it's not always me, myself and Max, motherfuck! 888 01:15:44,960 --> 01:15:48,590 Why are you saying this now? Am I on trial or something? 889 01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:55,832 It's because of the film, isn't it? 890 01:15:57,760 --> 01:15:59,956 It's because of the fucking film! 891 01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:02,278 That's it, isn't it? 892 01:16:05,440 --> 01:16:07,750 What are you even talking about? 893 01:16:07,880 --> 01:16:10,679 Come on! Erika's piece-of-shit film. 894 01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:13,076 Sarah, it meant nothing to me! 895 01:16:13,200 --> 01:16:16,397 It was just a bet! I didn't even wanna do it! 896 01:16:16,520 --> 01:16:17,919 OK? 897 01:16:20,480 --> 01:16:22,551 So just forget about it, and... 898 01:16:23,240 --> 01:16:24,958 Let's just forget about it. 899 01:16:27,920 --> 01:16:30,480 - Right on Notre-Dame? - Yeah. 900 01:16:58,680 --> 01:17:00,239 Have fun tonight. 901 01:17:25,720 --> 01:17:27,233 Fuck! 902 01:17:32,360 --> 01:17:35,239 OK, fuckers! Shut up while I explain the rules. 903 01:17:36,640 --> 01:17:38,995 Shariff, it's your house, but shut up anyway. 904 01:17:39,120 --> 01:17:40,918 - 10 years of friendship. -Don't care. 905 01:17:41,040 --> 01:17:44,874 Round one: Say anything you want, but no words from the same family. 906 01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:46,399 By “same family,” 907 01:17:46,520 --> 01:17:50,878 I mean “house” and “household,” “love” and “lover” and so on. 908 01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:51,990 Round two, one word. 909 01:17:52,920 --> 01:17:54,957 - Brass, you're dead, bitch! - What? 910 01:17:55,080 --> 01:17:56,229 Round three, mime. 911 01:17:56,400 --> 01:17:58,676 No noise, no sounds. Right, Brass? 912 01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:01,474 Mime! Should we do 30 or 45 seconds? 913 01:18:01,600 --> 01:18:03,637 - 30, right? -45! 914 01:18:03,760 --> 01:18:05,398 45! Calm your nipples! 915 01:18:05,520 --> 01:18:09,229 Ladies and gentlemen, let the games begin! 916 01:20:07,120 --> 01:20:08,349 Runner. 917 01:20:13,720 --> 01:20:14,790 Usain Bolt? 918 01:20:14,920 --> 01:20:16,877 Oh my God, Max! I feel bad for you. 919 01:20:17,040 --> 01:20:19,634 Shut the fuck up! It's my turn! 920 01:20:22,800 --> 01:20:25,314 Rivette! Turn around! 921 01:20:25,440 --> 01:20:26,919 He's talking! 922 01:20:28,320 --> 01:20:29,594 He's talking! 923 01:20:29,760 --> 01:20:32,434 It's my turn! You're making me lose focus! 924 01:20:32,560 --> 01:20:35,120 - Shut up, goddammit! - I'm allowed to talk! 925 01:20:36,560 --> 01:20:38,153 - He gave his clue. - I didn't hear. 926 01:20:38,280 --> 01:20:40,271 I know there's another one. Sorry. 927 01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:43,037 - You won't get it. - Owens. Jess— 928 01:20:43,160 --> 01:20:44,389 Time's up! 929 01:20:47,840 --> 01:20:49,797 It's good! What are you talking about? 930 01:20:49,920 --> 01:20:51,877 Put it back! Too bad! 931 01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:53,354 You didn't say Jesse. 932 01:20:53,480 --> 01:20:55,118 I said Jesse Owens! 933 01:20:56,920 --> 01:20:58,911 - Owens isn't enough of a legend? - Yes! 934 01:20:59,080 --> 01:21:00,718 Rivette, the timer. 935 01:21:01,560 --> 01:21:02,880 Gimme a sec, Jesus. 936 01:21:05,880 --> 01:21:08,190 - Concentrate. - Three, two, one, go! 937 01:21:10,880 --> 01:21:12,598 - Throne. - Game of Thrones. 938 01:21:12,760 --> 01:21:13,989 No talking! 939 01:21:14,120 --> 01:21:15,997 - Jon Snow! - Yes! 940 01:21:16,400 --> 01:21:20,758 Pause it! Rivette, pause it! 941 01:21:22,360 --> 01:21:24,192 What were you telling him, Max? 942 01:21:25,600 --> 01:21:27,796 Me? To Rivette? 943 01:21:27,920 --> 01:21:31,038 Don't play dumb. You were whispering in his ear for ten seconds. 944 01:21:31,160 --> 01:21:33,231 I'm sure you didn't just forget. 945 01:21:33,720 --> 01:21:36,189 He was talking about Jesse Owens. 946 01:21:36,320 --> 01:21:37,719 Yeah? What about him? 947 01:21:37,840 --> 01:21:40,036 Who cares? Our turn is over. 948 01:21:40,160 --> 01:21:43,118 - Guys, we're here to have fun. - I'm not talking to you. 949 01:21:43,240 --> 01:21:44,958 Can I just finish my fucking turn? 950 01:21:45,080 --> 01:21:48,232 Fuck off! Sit down and count to ten. Max? 951 01:21:48,360 --> 01:21:49,589 Jesus! 952 01:21:56,000 --> 01:21:57,320 You OK, Matt? 953 01:21:58,160 --> 01:21:59,753 I'm doing great! 954 01:21:59,880 --> 01:22:00,790 You too, right? 955 01:22:00,920 --> 01:22:04,550 Telling Rivette which word you're gonna use next. 956 01:22:04,680 --> 01:22:06,079 What's your deal? 957 01:22:06,680 --> 01:22:07,670 Go fuck yourself! 958 01:22:09,240 --> 01:22:11,959 - It's fine. - Shit's getting heavy, man! 959 01:22:12,080 --> 01:22:13,878 Your shirt is heavy. 960 01:22:15,040 --> 01:22:16,189 If you'll allow me, 961 01:22:16,320 --> 01:22:20,279 I'm just gonna add ten points to make up for the cheating. 962 01:22:20,400 --> 01:22:23,518 Can we all agree on that? Ten points? 963 01:22:24,840 --> 01:22:25,955 Relax. 964 01:22:26,480 --> 01:22:27,629 I'm very relaxed! 965 01:22:27,760 --> 01:22:31,640 Is ten points too much? Should we do five? 966 01:22:31,800 --> 01:22:33,154 At least three. 967 01:22:33,280 --> 01:22:35,510 What's your fucking problem? 968 01:22:35,640 --> 01:22:38,314 I don't have one! I just don't like cheaters. 969 01:22:38,440 --> 01:22:40,829 Stop! I wasn't cheating, OK? 970 01:22:40,960 --> 01:22:42,758 Drop it! You're acting crazy. 971 01:22:42,880 --> 01:22:47,477 Oh, I'm acting crazy? That's weird, 'cause I feel great! 972 01:22:47,600 --> 01:22:50,831 If you're gonna be like that, go home and deal with your shit. 973 01:22:50,960 --> 01:22:54,191 I'm sorry you don't understand the concept of cheating, Frank. 974 01:22:54,360 --> 01:22:56,397 It's out of your range, intellectually. 975 01:22:57,320 --> 01:23:00,790 Guys, it's a fucking game! Calm down. 976 01:23:04,520 --> 01:23:06,113 Let it go, Frank. 977 01:23:12,080 --> 01:23:13,559 Guys, seriously. 978 01:23:16,600 --> 01:23:18,989 You're making a fool of yourself, Matt. 979 01:23:19,360 --> 01:23:20,714 Just go home. 980 01:23:37,240 --> 01:23:39,277 Look at me! Stop it! 981 01:23:39,400 --> 01:23:40,674 Let go of him! 982 01:23:41,200 --> 01:23:42,918 Fuck off, ink stain. 983 01:24:13,160 --> 01:24:15,151 Fucking game! 984 01:25:47,120 --> 01:25:51,557 - He can go. - Yeah, but is it worth it? 985 01:25:51,680 --> 01:25:54,957 Everyone on the planet went but you. 986 01:25:55,720 --> 01:25:57,393 Jesus! He wants to... 987 01:26:01,440 --> 01:26:04,034 - Who's number one? - Me, fucker! 988 01:26:07,640 --> 01:26:09,756 Where's the frigging lighter? 989 01:26:15,600 --> 01:26:18,513 I don't know, Matt. Is that lighter in my range? 990 01:26:18,640 --> 01:26:20,039 Intellectually? 991 01:26:21,960 --> 01:26:23,359 Frank, for real... 992 01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:26,239 I'm sorry. 993 01:26:27,840 --> 01:26:30,514 For real, I'm sorry. 994 01:26:32,520 --> 01:26:34,875 I'm just fucking with you. Come here! Relax! 995 01:26:35,040 --> 01:26:36,553 It's so touching! 996 01:26:36,680 --> 01:26:39,354 They fight, but they love each other. 997 01:26:39,480 --> 01:26:41,471 You jealous? You want a piece of me, babe? 998 01:26:41,600 --> 01:26:43,671 He's jealous! He told me earlier. 999 01:26:47,200 --> 01:26:49,111 Stop it! Let go of me! 1000 01:26:49,240 --> 01:26:51,629 - Let go of me, who? - Let go of me, dickhead! 1001 01:26:52,640 --> 01:26:53,914 Let go, douchebag! 1002 01:26:55,120 --> 01:26:56,758 Let go, Mr. Francis. 1003 01:26:56,880 --> 01:26:58,598 But that's the right answer! 1004 01:27:32,480 --> 01:27:35,438 -It's... - Whose turn is it? 1005 01:27:36,360 --> 01:27:37,953 Brass, if's your go. 1006 01:27:38,080 --> 01:27:40,754 - Come on! - He's hiding jokers in his hand! 1007 01:27:42,280 --> 01:27:43,953 - Go, Rivette. - That's good. 1008 01:27:45,560 --> 01:27:47,312 Your card is good. 1009 01:27:49,120 --> 01:27:50,713 Rivette, come on! 1010 01:27:52,560 --> 01:27:54,631 - It's good, 'cause after— - Just go. 1011 01:27:54,760 --> 01:27:57,400 Go watch TV in the living room or something. 1012 01:27:57,520 --> 01:28:00,353 I can't focus with you breathing down my neck. 1013 01:28:00,480 --> 01:28:02,790 - Rivette, drop it. - Go, Matt. 1014 01:28:03,480 --> 01:28:06,632 - No. Well, yes and no. - Go! Play! 1015 01:28:06,800 --> 01:28:08,154 Fucking idiot! Go, man! 1016 01:28:08,280 --> 01:28:11,079 - It's a seven. Not that hard. - Go, goddammit! 1017 01:28:40,880 --> 01:28:42,393 What? 1018 01:28:43,040 --> 01:28:44,519 Nothing. 1019 01:28:47,520 --> 01:28:49,033 Stop it! 1020 01:29:56,000 --> 01:29:57,115 ...your mother's sauce. 1021 01:29:57,240 --> 01:29:59,629 Don't talk about my mother's sauce in that tone. 1022 01:29:59,760 --> 01:30:01,398 But it's so good. 1023 01:30:01,520 --> 01:30:03,636 I knew it! 1024 01:30:10,360 --> 01:30:13,512 Friends should never discuss religion, money or their mothers, 1025 01:30:13,640 --> 01:30:15,039 especially not their sauce. 1026 01:30:15,160 --> 01:30:16,559 - Whose turn is it? - Don't laugh! 1027 01:30:16,720 --> 01:30:20,031 You wouldn't like it if I talked about your mother's sauce. 1028 01:30:24,880 --> 01:30:26,871 Your mother's sauce is so good! 1029 01:35:04,120 --> 01:35:05,872 Stop! 1030 01:35:09,960 --> 01:35:11,234 I don't get it. 1031 01:35:11,520 --> 01:35:13,193 This isn't us. 1032 01:35:20,480 --> 01:35:21,959 Fuck! 1033 01:35:23,520 --> 01:35:25,318 I won't go on Friday. 1034 01:35:25,640 --> 01:35:29,554 I was supposed to leave Friday, but I'll leave on Sunday. 1035 01:35:30,760 --> 01:35:32,558 Fuck Boston! 1036 01:35:37,560 --> 01:35:39,995 I want us to spend the weekend together. 1037 01:35:40,560 --> 01:35:43,871 I want us to talk. We have to talk. 1038 01:35:48,800 --> 01:35:50,313 I want to understand. 1039 01:42:35,880 --> 01:42:40,033 ONE DAY TO DEPARTURE 1040 01:42:53,240 --> 01:42:55,117 - Hi, Max! - Hit 1041 01:42:55,240 --> 01:42:57,800 You're wearing the nice sweater I got you! 1042 01:43:02,240 --> 01:43:04,754 - Look at all this junk! - The one at the top? 1043 01:43:04,880 --> 01:43:06,314 Yeah, hang on. 1044 01:43:09,680 --> 01:43:11,910 Good Lord! Hang on a minute. 1045 01:43:14,880 --> 01:43:17,190 I'll just put this back. 1046 01:43:20,320 --> 01:43:22,834 OK! We got our workout for the day. 1047 01:43:23,960 --> 01:43:28,557 It's perfect, Francine. Thank you so much. 1048 01:43:28,720 --> 01:43:31,838 Of course! Don't be silly! 1049 01:43:34,200 --> 01:43:36,191 OK, well, listen... 1050 01:43:36,320 --> 01:43:38,038 -Well... 1051 01:43:39,240 --> 01:43:42,835 Stay a bit? For some iced tea. 1052 01:43:43,400 --> 01:43:45,630 Although it's not really the season anymore. 1053 01:43:46,400 --> 01:43:48,357 - It's getting cooler! - Yeah. 1054 01:43:48,480 --> 01:43:50,790 I have to work later, so... 1055 01:43:55,840 --> 01:43:57,956 How about a nice glass of water? 1056 01:43:58,080 --> 01:43:59,912 Do you drink enough water, Max? 1057 01:44:00,320 --> 01:44:01,754 Do you like water? 1058 01:44:04,200 --> 01:44:05,873 Of course you do! 1059 01:44:12,520 --> 01:44:18,152 Francine, would you mind giving me the... 1060 01:44:18,280 --> 01:44:23,070 Thank you. The number for your ex? Ronaldo's number? 1061 01:44:23,560 --> 01:44:27,713 I need a letter of recommendation. 1062 01:44:27,840 --> 01:44:28,875 Of course! 1063 01:44:29,000 --> 01:44:34,120 I asked Matt to ask Mr. Ruiz to write me a letter of recommendation 1064 01:44:34,240 --> 01:44:36,151 for the summer I worked for him. 1065 01:44:36,280 --> 01:44:37,714 Yes. And Matt... 1066 01:44:38,320 --> 01:44:40,391 He asked his father, didn't he? 1067 01:44:43,040 --> 01:44:44,269 Yes. 1068 01:44:44,560 --> 01:44:48,315 Well, I reminded him a couple times, but it didn't seem to... 1069 01:44:48,440 --> 01:44:52,991 I know he asked him, and he was waiting for the letter. 1070 01:44:55,760 --> 01:44:57,558 I'll find it for you. 1071 01:45:00,360 --> 01:45:01,634 Should be in here. 1072 01:45:07,240 --> 01:45:10,676 Hang on a minute. Ronaldo! 1073 01:45:11,800 --> 01:45:13,552 OK, hang on. 1074 01:45:15,480 --> 01:45:17,517 Me and my small writing! 1075 01:45:21,080 --> 01:45:23,515 Did you ask Matt again? 1076 01:45:34,440 --> 01:45:36,875 Must be downstairs. Hang on a minute. 1077 01:45:42,000 --> 01:45:43,513 Thanks, Francine! 1078 01:46:32,200 --> 01:46:35,397 M AND M'S FARM 1079 01:46:55,480 --> 01:46:59,997 MATT AND MAX'S FARM MATTHIAS, 7 YEARS OLD 1080 01:47:20,280 --> 01:47:21,600 Goddammit. 1081 01:47:22,600 --> 01:47:25,638 The condo association never consulted my client... 1082 01:49:04,640 --> 01:49:07,234 You're going to Australia? 1083 01:49:08,360 --> 01:49:09,509 Yeah. 1084 01:49:10,040 --> 01:49:11,314 Jesus Christ! 1085 01:49:12,160 --> 01:49:17,030 Nice beaches, but they won't understand an effing word you're saying! 1086 01:49:25,240 --> 01:49:26,514 Look... 1087 01:51:15,600 --> 01:51:17,034 You don't know that. 1088 01:51:19,840 --> 01:51:23,595 Yep. I finished the cleaning. 1089 01:51:25,560 --> 01:51:27,870 Just gotta zip up my suitcase. 1090 01:51:30,360 --> 01:51:35,116 I'll run out for some coffees, then we'll head to the airport? 1091 01:54:28,240 --> 01:54:29,719 Jesus! 78780

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