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Someone once told me,
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a woman's lingerie
is like her deepest secrets
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She's mortified of people finding out,
yet desperately wants people to know
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Time's up
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Miu Ho
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I'm Lena, the COO here
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Pop quiz: what was the third bra
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on the lower left side
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of the red heart shaped
sports bra inside the showroom?
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What's the answer? It was...
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a shade of blue,
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not the sad bluesy hue,
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but the cheerful, fresh kind of blue
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It was a plunge bra with wire support
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made of lycra and has a jewel
stitched on center front
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How about the lace Y shaped T-back,
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what was the third pair
on its lower left side?
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It was... an elegant
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and graceful black colored,
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fully laced with Swiss embroidery,
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and weaved floral trimmings,
seductive undergarment
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It was a huge hit with 40 years old
and above women last year
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Yeah, that one!
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You've got a good memory,
but you think with too much sensitivity
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It's ok to be sensitive
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You have something to ask?
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What does a good memory
have to do with being a designer?
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Honestly speaking, every lingerie company
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consults its competition's
styles and designs
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I often send junior designers
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to survey the competitors'
shops and exhibits
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I can't have our team
snapping pictures everywhere
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Understand?
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I think you need a deeper
understanding of lingerie
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You have a 3-month probation
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before we hire you as a junior designer
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I'm going to give you
a mission to complete
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Utilize your sensitivity
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to complete a comprehensive
research on lingerie
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I need to think of a right title for you
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Lingerie esearcher
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Lingerie Researcher?
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Hey
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Did you get it?...
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Got the job!
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Did you get my SMS message?
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No I've got a bad news
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What happened? Your aunt died
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The aunt who loves you the most,
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the same one who doesn't like me as much
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She's dead
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Stop being silly
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It's true!
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Sister Lara had a cold exterior
but was truly a passionate person
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She didn't have many close friends
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but she really cared about
everyone in Church
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She kept that love and care
deep inside though
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We would like to invite
her dearest friends
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to take turns in delivering
a eulogy in her memory
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I've seen him in Aunt Lara's
old photo albums
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He might have been
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her first love
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Lara called me up
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not long ago
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She blamed me
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and asked me why when we were 1 6,
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I didn't... make love to her
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But it was truly a
conservative period in time
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I told her...
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when I return from my studies in Atlanta,
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I'll marry her
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And we ought to consummate
our love on wedding night
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I failed to keep my promise
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In America it was truly a
sexually open period in time
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I met an American girl...
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I ended up marrying
someone else in the States
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I was shocked to find out that
she kept waiting until she died
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I failed to apologize on the phone to her
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Now I have to say...
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I'm a jerk!...
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Thank goodness when I was 14
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I met the cherry bomber
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What do you mean? He popped my cherry
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My bad, I forgot you're still...
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I'm such a jerk
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I didn't know she kept
her virginity all this time
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She didn't have to,
and how could she blame me?
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Well... it's hard to say
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Are you Miu?
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Your Aunt Lara mentioned
in our call last week
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that she worried about you the most
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This place is huge!
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Housing a lonely spinster, what a waste!
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It's a good thing she
pre-paid a year's rent
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We have a good few months to enjoy it
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Name brand undergarments
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She even has La Perla
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Every piece is an expensive item
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The total worth is probably over $200,000
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Who knew Aunt Lara had a seductive side
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Take them if you want to
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They're D-cup's
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Not exactly my size
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She really loved you,
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everything in this house
and all these lingerie
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are all yours now
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Aunt Lara?
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You're nuts, get the door
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Hello, I live downstairs
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Do you have any missing underwear?
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We just moved here
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I just keep losing them
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I'll need to call the cops
if I lose another pair
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I'm always away,
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try to keep an eye out for me please
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My name is Celine, I live downstairs
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You can see my place from your terrace
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I'm...
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What was that about? I know!
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Can you see how big my room is?
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Can you see it? It's so nice!
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Much bigger than my old room
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Hold the phone steady please
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My head is spinning just looking at it
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Head spin?
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If I just focus on me,
you're going to get even dizzier
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My cousin Donut, she's only 1 9 years old
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But she's a veteran "Uncle Killer"
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The guy on the phone is Henry
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He's 45, a full 26 years older
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They met at the bra store she works in
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Can I help you, sir?
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I need to get a set...
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of sexy...
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Iingerie...
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for my wife because...
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Well, then... Allow me to be of service
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Donut is a pro at pushing
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the testosterone buttons of older men
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She always wins
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It's such a good fortune to have the love
of a hopeless romantic like yourself...
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She's so lucky
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Why can't younger men be as caring as you?
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Let me pick one for you
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Oops
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I chose something I like in my size
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Let me put it on for you
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Do that now!
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When Henry left that day,
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he had forgotten about
buying his wife a gift
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Instead he bought Donut what she had been
thinking of getting for herself
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Oops, I forgot to use the staff discount!
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Auntie? It looks really great on you
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You think so?
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I forgot I'm already... deceased
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I'm not scaring you, am l?
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Are you here to resolve
some unfinished business?
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Silly girl, I don't have any
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My only worry is that
you would end up like me
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Spend your life...
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alone with the lingerie
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No holding hands!...
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I'm the prefect
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No holding hands and
your skirt's too short
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Kissing? No kissing!
Let me mark down your name!
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Let me get your name,
which class are you in?
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I will report you both
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Dating is a bad thing, not allowed!
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It's alright, Miu
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I wore these underneath all the time
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never to be seen in front of a man
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You have a good chance
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You work for a lingerie company
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You can make good use of them
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Making use of these to attract men
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Just do it, ok? I'm leaving
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Bye!
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Remember Yes, I will
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Should I sign here?
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Good morning everyone
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Good morning
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I am Miu
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Good morning
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This is our design room
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Everyone, this is our new colleague
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I'm Miu
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You can get to know them later
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I head up this department
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They all call me big sister,
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you can do the same
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Big sister
You can take this seat for now
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Miu, I'm Vivian Hi!
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I'm Josephine Hello!
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I'm her secretary Lotion
Beware of Lucas
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Beware of Lucas from Marketing
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He preys on young girls
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I'm risking my life telling you this
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Hey, beware of Lucas
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I know, he preys on young girls
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Can I ask you three things?
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Sure
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As pretty as you are,
got lots of boyfriends?
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Not really, not even one
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You mean you just broke up with someone?
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I've never been in a relationship before
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So, what's question number three?
Right
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Are you free after work?
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I'd like to take you out for a drink
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And give you the lowdown
on everyone in the office
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OK See you later
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Hey, you haven't introduced yourself
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Lucas, marketing manager
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Are you tired of being a girl?
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And really want to become a woman?
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Want to get to know about men?
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Let me show you the quickest
and the most effective way
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Deviriginize!
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Leaving your virginity is the fastest
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and the most natural track to womanhood
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Experts believe it's
more meaningful than bike
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or shoulder ride or hurdling accidents
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If you are over 1 8 years old and below 80
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and have yet to solve this problem,
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devirginization is the way to go
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My name is Lucas, call me at this number
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This is a virgin
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I'm so unhappy
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This is not a virgin
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I'm so happy now!
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Deviginize today, call Lucas!
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If unsatisfied,
I'll fix your hymen for you
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Pick up your phone now, and deviriginze!
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Cheers!...
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Not too much please, you drink like a fish
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It tastes good
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Enough... It tastes good, right?
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So, why do they say
you prey on young girls?
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I'm fixated on younger women
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and I fall in love very easily
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but have a bad memory
when it comes to women
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hence this nickname
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I do have a credo I follow in life
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There isn't a woman who is unconquerable
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Do you know what I mean?
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A little bit Okay
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Let's drink, to new colleagues
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Cheers!...
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Drink to it!
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Have some more
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Cheers!
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The check please
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Tonight will be a night
for you to remember
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If it isn't me,
it'll be someone else later on
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I'll be at your service
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Let's begin
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It's ok...
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Let's start again
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That was close
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Damn it!
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I hate filthiness
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I'd rather not kiss the lips then
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What is that smell?
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Ling, this is Lucas
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I need you to check on something for me
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I am stuck here and I need some guidance
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Listen, a girl born on 28th August, 1 985
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Is it a bad match with me?
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Not only a bad match,
she's your worst possible adversary
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Will it be better
if I claim her virginity?
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I mean, it's worth risking
everything for, right?
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It depends on how much you value your life
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Understood. Thanks so much...
273
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:28,625
Madame fortune teller,
you're truly a good friend
274
00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:41,625
Hello?
The hotel's on fire, run for your life
275
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:44,667
What? We're having fun here,
extend my room reservation
276
00:20:47,458 --> 00:20:50,667
It's raining Yeah
277
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:54,917
Turns out there really is someone
I can't conquer
278
00:20:55,042 --> 00:20:57,083
What's going to happen then?
279
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:03,458
We can be friends Really good friends
280
00:21:05,417 --> 00:21:07,458
It's raining really hard
281
00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:48,875
If you look really closely,
282
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:53,208
Iingerie is everywhere around us
283
00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:57,167
Sometimes accidentally exposed,
sometimes barely seen
284
00:21:57,417 --> 00:22:00,625
It gives the city an exciting
layer of sensuality
285
00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:25,042
Apart from doing research on the streets,
286
00:22:25,167 --> 00:22:28,458
of course we should also be
speaking directly to our customers
287
00:22:33,542 --> 00:22:36,208
It's so pretty. Keep this for me, thanks
288
00:22:36,292 --> 00:22:38,500
I'll keep it for you at the counter
289
00:22:42,208 --> 00:22:44,667
Hi, I'm a lingerie researcher
290
00:22:44,833 --> 00:22:47,792
My name is Miu,
can I ask you a few questions?
291
00:22:47,917 --> 00:22:48,958
Sure
292
00:22:49,083 --> 00:22:52,417
Why did you choose so many
different styles of underwear?
293
00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:55,375
In order to please men
294
00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:59,750
Men like different styles of lingerie?
295
00:22:59,833 --> 00:23:02,750
Men are fools
296
00:23:02,833 --> 00:23:07,833
They just want new things all the time,
so we keep switching packaging
297
00:23:07,958 --> 00:23:11,583
Remember, there isn't any man
we can't fool
298
00:23:11,667 --> 00:23:14,625
It's whether or not you want to fool them
299
00:23:15,583 --> 00:23:17,833
Thanks, this one as well OK
300
00:23:20,083 --> 00:23:22,250
Can I have your name for the record?
301
00:23:22,333 --> 00:23:24,792
I'm CC, as in the letter C
302
00:23:25,417 --> 00:23:26,792
And which line of work are you in?
303
00:23:27,250 --> 00:23:29,833
I'm in... PR
304
00:23:37,667 --> 00:23:39,875
CC said every man is a fool
305
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:43,292
And if she so chooses,
any man can be wrapped around her finger
306
00:24:34,583 --> 00:24:35,917
That was great...
Have another drink then
307
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,208
Sure
308
00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:44,750
Sirs
309
00:24:44,833 --> 00:24:47,250
Sorry but excuse us for a second
310
00:24:47,333 --> 00:24:50,875
CC, the client there wants you only
311
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,208
Please get over there and entertain him
312
00:25:00,167 --> 00:25:01,458
Hi!
313
00:25:03,417 --> 00:25:05,208
I'm CC
314
00:25:06,333 --> 00:25:07,792
What's your name?
315
00:25:08,083 --> 00:25:09,958
Call me... Eugene
316
00:25:10,083 --> 00:25:11,417
Eugene?
317
00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:14,542
Why did you ask for the most
popular lady in the club?
318
00:25:15,333 --> 00:25:16,958
I don't know
319
00:25:17,500 --> 00:25:21,875
They asked me who I want to get,
I said the most popular one
320
00:25:22,167 --> 00:25:23,917
I bet that's the right choice
321
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,625
What do you think?
322
00:25:28,417 --> 00:25:29,792
I really don't know
323
00:25:30,750 --> 00:25:33,708
Men always claim
it's their first time here
324
00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:35,542
My friends told me to come here
325
00:25:35,667 --> 00:25:37,375
What friends?
326
00:25:38,667 --> 00:25:40,625
My classmates at the university
327
00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:42,292
Hong Kong University?
328
00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:46,125
No, not sure if you've heard of Harvard?
329
00:25:46,208 --> 00:25:47,958
My major subject is Anthropology
330
00:25:48,708 --> 00:25:52,542
Everyone here's an expert in that field
331
00:25:52,667 --> 00:25:55,167
I am an expert with men
332
00:25:55,708 --> 00:25:58,792
Why did your friends
tell you to come here?
333
00:25:59,833 --> 00:26:02,708
They say I'm anti-social
334
00:26:02,833 --> 00:26:06,292
You have to approach people
and talk to them
335
00:26:06,375 --> 00:26:09,625
The best practice is
with people you don't know
336
00:26:10,167 --> 00:26:12,125
It's expensive to do that here
337
00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:15,167
I brought my credit card
338
00:26:18,083 --> 00:26:19,375
The check please
339
00:26:20,708 --> 00:26:24,208
You have to buy my time, house rules
340
00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:28,000
What happens when we leave here?
341
00:26:28,917 --> 00:26:30,958
Usually, that means...
342
00:26:31,083 --> 00:26:33,208
It's your call
343
00:27:00,250 --> 00:27:03,375
I play for the Harvard varsity,
as an alternate
344
00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:04,958
You're not into playing ball?
345
00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:09,375
No one's ever bought me
out to play basketball
346
00:27:11,833 --> 00:27:16,292
Sorry, should we go where
they usually take you?
347
00:27:16,583 --> 00:27:19,375
I played for a championship team
in primary school
348
00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:53,833
Come on, let's do over
349
00:28:03,583 --> 00:28:05,542
Come on, let's play
350
00:28:11,583 --> 00:28:14,000
CY is a good guy
351
00:28:14,083 --> 00:28:16,125
I've known him since he was a boy
352
00:28:16,250 --> 00:28:19,250
He was a rather slow kid
353
00:28:19,333 --> 00:28:21,917
His mom even thought he was retarded
354
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,000
Yeah
355
00:28:23,083 --> 00:28:26,833
Who knew he'd be where he is today
356
00:28:26,917 --> 00:28:29,083
A banker
357
00:28:29,167 --> 00:28:32,625
On a daily basis you deal with
tens of millions, right?
358
00:28:32,750 --> 00:28:36,792
More like tens of billions
359
00:28:38,083 --> 00:28:39,292
That much?...
360
00:28:39,417 --> 00:28:42,250
Not really, that's if it's a weak day
361
00:28:42,333 --> 00:28:46,292
I have to make up for
another 800 million to a billion
362
00:28:46,417 --> 00:28:51,792
I told you CY's amazing
363
00:28:51,917 --> 00:28:53,625
How long since you last dated?
364
00:28:53,750 --> 00:28:57,083
Close to 30 years
365
00:28:57,167 --> 00:28:59,250
How old are you?
366
00:28:59,333 --> 00:29:01,417
30 years old
367
00:29:01,500 --> 00:29:03,958
What a perfect match
368
00:29:04,083 --> 00:29:08,458
Miu has never dated either
369
00:29:10,083 --> 00:29:13,542
It's impossible to find
someone as pure as him
370
00:29:13,667 --> 00:29:17,625
Tens of billions in earnings daily,
you won't have to work again
371
00:29:17,750 --> 00:29:20,292
You're being too loud, he might hear you
372
00:29:20,417 --> 00:29:22,292
Sure, I heard that
373
00:29:22,417 --> 00:29:25,125
I'm just being honest
374
00:29:25,250 --> 00:29:28,625
Right?... I guess...
375
00:29:28,750 --> 00:29:30,750
Here, have some more
376
00:29:41,375 --> 00:29:44,875
Honey, I saw on the news yesterday
377
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:48,542
Lots of hungry people in Ethiopia
378
00:29:48,667 --> 00:29:52,042
Those poor folks, they have no food!
379
00:29:52,208 --> 00:29:54,875
Let's donate some money to them
380
00:29:55,208 --> 00:29:58,167
Honey, if we donate too much money
381
00:29:58,250 --> 00:30:01,250
It might insult them and
look like we're showing off
382
00:30:01,375 --> 00:30:02,500
Really?
383
00:30:02,625 --> 00:30:07,333
Here's an idea, let's donate
some stuff we don't need
384
00:30:07,417 --> 00:30:09,833
Then they'll feel we're being true to them
385
00:30:09,917 --> 00:30:12,708
Good idea, what should we donate to them?
386
00:30:14,208 --> 00:30:15,750
Red wine
387
00:30:15,875 --> 00:30:18,250
We have more than we need
in this lifetime anyway
388
00:30:18,375 --> 00:30:20,292
Let's ship over 30 crates of Lafite,
389
00:30:20,375 --> 00:30:22,417
share it with those poor guys
390
00:30:22,542 --> 00:30:23,750
Yes!
391
00:30:23,833 --> 00:30:26,958
I also have some cigars
that have ran its course
392
00:30:27,083 --> 00:30:28,542
They can sip red wine
393
00:30:28,667 --> 00:30:32,542
and smoke cigars in Ethiopia, perfect!
394
00:30:32,833 --> 00:30:35,083
That's a great idea, honey
395
00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:36,917
We can also ship over some clothes
396
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,417
They have nothing to wear
397
00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:40,917
My ball gowns will finally find a home
398
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,125
Don't you think?
399
00:30:42,917 --> 00:30:47,125
Honey, I've always said
one must keep a low profile
400
00:30:47,250 --> 00:30:49,583
We're definitely succeeding at that
401
00:30:49,667 --> 00:30:51,958
That's just being rich
and being kind-hearted
402
00:30:52,083 --> 00:30:53,792
That's so good, honey
403
00:30:53,917 --> 00:30:55,208
Good girl
404
00:31:10,250 --> 00:31:11,458
Hello
405
00:31:11,583 --> 00:31:13,917
You alright? I'm fine
406
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,125
Sorry for being late
407
00:31:16,250 --> 00:31:18,958
Something happened over at the bank
408
00:31:19,083 --> 00:31:21,042
Something huge
409
00:31:21,167 --> 00:31:22,542
Bank run?
410
00:31:23,083 --> 00:31:24,958
We don't have bank runs
411
00:31:25,083 --> 00:31:29,625
There was a hostile takeover
412
00:31:30,375 --> 00:31:31,792
I didn't see anything on the news
413
00:31:31,875 --> 00:31:35,125
It's there, Sanitary Hospital took over
414
00:31:35,583 --> 00:31:37,250
Hospital took over management?
415
00:31:37,375 --> 00:31:42,167
Yes, I work in a... sperm bank
416
00:31:44,042 --> 00:31:45,833
Sperm bank?
417
00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:51,667
Tens of billions daily?
418
00:31:52,542 --> 00:31:56,333
I personally have over
a hundred billion deposit
419
00:32:07,083 --> 00:32:09,750
Technically it's a man's
most personal fortunes
420
00:32:09,875 --> 00:32:12,417
The more they are,
the healthier the man is
421
00:32:12,542 --> 00:32:14,500
Health is wealth, right?
422
00:32:15,083 --> 00:32:18,333
Then have the company
pay your salary in sperms
423
00:32:19,833 --> 00:32:23,083
I got a little carried away by materialism
424
00:32:23,167 --> 00:32:26,417
What are you reading? Jack Dee's new book?
425
00:32:26,500 --> 00:32:28,042
Are you a fan of his?
426
00:32:28,333 --> 00:32:30,250
I'm hoping to be
at his book signing tomorrow
427
00:32:30,333 --> 00:32:32,042
Have him sign on this cover
428
00:32:32,917 --> 00:32:35,833
Want to know how to attract
these cultural, literary types?
429
00:32:36,333 --> 00:32:39,083
Jack Dee is very intelligent
430
00:32:39,167 --> 00:32:40,792
I once read a commentary
431
00:32:40,917 --> 00:32:43,458
he wrote against men
who are addicted to boobs
432
00:32:43,583 --> 00:32:47,083
I don't think he's into
women with good figures
433
00:32:47,167 --> 00:32:49,292
Pretentious!
434
00:32:49,417 --> 00:32:53,292
No man in this world can resist
women with big breasts
435
00:32:54,250 --> 00:32:56,458
Trust me, do as I say
436
00:32:56,583 --> 00:32:59,292
I guarantee you will leave
a string impression tomorrow
437
00:32:59,417 --> 00:33:01,375
But I don't have...
438
00:33:01,500 --> 00:33:05,083
I'm somewhat of a professional
in this field
439
00:33:05,917 --> 00:33:07,792
Due to it's being lunch time,
I couldn't find
440
00:33:07,917 --> 00:33:09,625
anyone your size for example
441
00:33:09,750 --> 00:33:12,292
Imagine Lotion here is an A-cup
442
00:33:12,917 --> 00:33:14,292
Just use your imagination
443
00:33:14,417 --> 00:33:15,708
Over here...
444
00:33:15,833 --> 00:33:17,708
I have all the tools you need
445
00:33:18,333 --> 00:33:20,083
A roll of packing tape
446
00:33:21,083 --> 00:33:23,208
A pair of gel inserts
447
00:33:23,958 --> 00:33:25,250
A pair of nude bra
448
00:33:25,875 --> 00:33:27,000
A bra that's a size bigger
449
00:33:27,083 --> 00:33:29,333
and a top that's a size smaller
450
00:33:29,417 --> 00:33:31,708
Lycra is the best
451
00:33:32,375 --> 00:33:35,250
Lotion, show her how it's done
452
00:33:36,875 --> 00:33:38,042
Come on
453
00:33:39,917 --> 00:33:42,167
Where do you think you're going?
To the toilet
454
00:33:42,250 --> 00:33:44,333
There's no one else around,
just do it here
455
00:33:44,417 --> 00:33:46,042
Come on
456
00:33:56,917 --> 00:33:59,833
Like the Grand Canyon got in there, right?
457
00:34:00,375 --> 00:34:02,417
She always has a good figure
458
00:34:02,542 --> 00:34:06,167
It's not as difficult
to get it to this level
459
00:34:06,250 --> 00:34:10,375
If we can get you to have it that big...
460
00:34:10,917 --> 00:34:12,958
You want me to show you how it's done?
461
00:34:13,417 --> 00:34:15,375
Lotion, get everything out of there
462
00:34:17,833 --> 00:34:18,958
That's not quite everything
463
00:34:36,833 --> 00:34:38,875
Sexy enough for you?
464
00:34:39,583 --> 00:34:42,125
Press here It's pretty good
465
00:34:42,250 --> 00:34:44,583
Remember, when all else fails
466
00:34:44,667 --> 00:34:46,583
just remember this one last move
467
00:34:46,667 --> 00:34:48,750
The crossover squeeze
468
00:34:49,083 --> 00:34:50,750
You'll get wrinkled that way
469
00:34:50,833 --> 00:34:53,875
Just make sure you don't,
who cares if I do?
470
00:34:54,167 --> 00:34:55,917
Give it a try
471
00:34:56,917 --> 00:34:58,958
Bend your knees and squeeze in
472
00:34:59,333 --> 00:35:00,458
Come on
473
00:35:03,333 --> 00:35:04,708
It works...
474
00:35:05,833 --> 00:35:09,208
Move it...
475
00:35:09,958 --> 00:35:12,083
I really like you a lot
476
00:35:12,708 --> 00:35:15,167
I got the autograph, look
477
00:35:16,792 --> 00:35:19,833
Please dedicate it to twins
We're twins
478
00:35:21,125 --> 00:35:22,417
Twins
479
00:35:23,583 --> 00:35:26,750
Hard to tell you apart,
please buy an extra copy on the next book
480
00:35:26,875 --> 00:35:28,375
Thanks, bye!
481
00:35:35,375 --> 00:35:37,000
Sorry
482
00:35:40,625 --> 00:35:41,667
Yes
483
00:35:42,917 --> 00:35:46,375
Could you please...
Sure, what do you want me to write?
484
00:35:48,083 --> 00:35:51,667
Dearest Miu,
you could write my Chinese name too
485
00:35:51,750 --> 00:35:53,500
Or both
486
00:35:53,583 --> 00:35:55,375
No problem...
487
00:35:57,250 --> 00:35:59,042
Let me draw a heart here for you
488
00:36:00,042 --> 00:36:04,042
Plus an arrow through it
489
00:36:07,917 --> 00:36:10,708
Miu Hi, Dearest Miu
490
00:36:12,167 --> 00:36:14,417
You remember my name?
491
00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:16,208
Not only your name
492
00:36:16,500 --> 00:36:20,958
I actually like interacting
with individual readers
493
00:36:21,083 --> 00:36:24,958
Specially the classy ones, do you mind?
494
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,792
Not at all
495
00:36:29,333 --> 00:36:30,708
I...
496
00:36:32,083 --> 00:36:34,292
I don't know what to say
497
00:36:35,333 --> 00:36:37,583
You're a lingerie researcher
498
00:36:37,667 --> 00:36:43,125
You know the Cantonese translation
for bra is erroneous
499
00:36:43,250 --> 00:36:45,875
You know why? No
500
00:36:46,333 --> 00:36:49,833
Let me tell you why
501
00:36:49,958 --> 00:36:53,958
In Chinese literature,
the circumference of tree stems
502
00:36:54,083 --> 00:36:55,458
is called hung wai (Cantonese for bra)
503
00:36:55,625 --> 00:36:58,000
You're so knowledgeable
504
00:37:04,375 --> 00:37:08,667
Jack of all trades, I guess. Sorry
505
00:37:14,792 --> 00:37:15,875
The deadline?
506
00:37:17,083 --> 00:37:20,500
I already faxed you the piece
I wrote for you
507
00:37:20,875 --> 00:37:22,583
Impossible!
508
00:37:22,708 --> 00:37:26,167
Keep looking for it, it's right there
509
00:37:28,042 --> 00:37:30,167
I need to rush this one
510
00:37:30,250 --> 00:37:33,833
Am I obstructing you from your work?
511
00:37:33,917 --> 00:37:37,875
No worries. I can write as we talk
512
00:37:38,583 --> 00:37:40,333
Where were we?
513
00:37:41,375 --> 00:37:42,708
Circumference
514
00:37:43,042 --> 00:37:48,958
In the North South Dynasty period,
there was this person Zu Chongzhi
515
00:37:49,083 --> 00:37:51,042
He computed the pi to be
516
00:37:51,125 --> 00:37:55,708
between 3.141 5926 and 927
517
00:37:56,750 --> 00:37:58,167
You're so...
518
00:38:00,875 --> 00:38:02,333
amazing
519
00:38:11,833 --> 00:38:16,292
Why is it that everything you tell me
520
00:38:16,417 --> 00:38:19,208
turn up on the newspaper the next day?
521
00:38:24,083 --> 00:38:24,958
I take it that...
522
00:38:25,083 --> 00:38:26,792
you don't like me writing about them?
523
00:38:26,917 --> 00:38:29,708
If that's the case I won't
No, not that
524
00:38:31,167 --> 00:38:32,958
Just being curious, that's all
525
00:38:37,750 --> 00:38:39,958
Why are you walking so slow?
526
00:38:41,208 --> 00:38:43,917
You really like this pose, huh?
527
00:38:44,458 --> 00:38:47,917
You don't? I do
528
00:38:48,792 --> 00:38:52,083
Just being curious, that's all. Sorry
529
00:38:53,458 --> 00:38:54,750
Hello?
530
00:38:55,458 --> 00:38:58,667
Yes, the novel, right...
531
00:38:58,792 --> 00:39:01,250
I know, the book fair
532
00:39:01,792 --> 00:39:06,333
A couple of days. Fine, yes I promise
533
00:39:10,708 --> 00:39:13,000
You look like you're always on a rush
534
00:39:13,083 --> 00:39:15,000
That's true, which is why
535
00:39:15,417 --> 00:39:17,500
I want to bring you somewhere
536
00:39:18,917 --> 00:39:19,708
Ok
537
00:39:21,250 --> 00:39:22,750
Come get me
538
00:39:25,542 --> 00:39:27,208
You're such a naughty minx
539
00:39:28,875 --> 00:39:32,667
I'm over here Missed you again
540
00:39:33,875 --> 00:39:36,042
Making fun of me?
541
00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:41,542
I'm going to get you, lost you again
542
00:39:42,750 --> 00:39:46,000
You'll never get out of my sight
543
00:39:46,583 --> 00:39:49,500
Missed again Over here
544
00:39:49,583 --> 00:39:53,083
You're too cute. Ran away again?
545
00:39:53,167 --> 00:39:55,458
Come and get me...
546
00:39:55,542 --> 00:39:59,333
Time out...
547
00:40:00,667 --> 00:40:03,792
It's fun playing hide and seek
in a bookstore
548
00:40:04,667 --> 00:40:06,792
We're playing hide and seek
549
00:40:06,875 --> 00:40:11,125
among thousands of years
of knowledge recorded
550
00:40:11,667 --> 00:40:14,542
Do you know what this means?
551
00:40:14,917 --> 00:40:18,208
Maybe I do... but maybe I don't
552
00:40:27,708 --> 00:40:32,750
You've ignited my primitive male desires
553
00:40:33,792 --> 00:40:37,042
This distraction is preventing me
from any concentration
554
00:40:37,167 --> 00:40:41,292
Looks like consummation
555
00:40:41,375 --> 00:40:45,833
is the only way to appease
this disturbance. Come on
556
00:40:45,958 --> 00:40:48,750
I can't Can't?
557
00:40:49,708 --> 00:40:51,750
That time of the month?
558
00:40:53,292 --> 00:40:57,167
Not exactly. I am inexperienced
559
00:40:57,292 --> 00:41:01,208
Perfect. I could be a perfect tutor
560
00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:03,333
to you in this regard
561
00:41:03,458 --> 00:41:06,167
I will take the lead,
you just keep up with me
562
00:41:06,292 --> 00:41:08,083
We can make it work. Okay, let's do it
563
00:41:08,208 --> 00:41:10,417
I really couldn't
564
00:41:11,375 --> 00:41:14,375
Can you give me just a little more time?
565
00:41:18,250 --> 00:41:22,250
Time? How much time?
566
00:41:22,375 --> 00:41:24,917
You know even virgins have expiry dates
567
00:41:25,417 --> 00:41:29,000
You're dangerously close to yours
568
00:41:29,417 --> 00:41:32,417
I really do need some more time
569
00:41:32,542 --> 00:41:35,083
to find someone I think is worthwhile
570
00:41:35,208 --> 00:41:38,250
You know this
571
00:41:38,375 --> 00:41:42,167
I have everything in the world,
except time
572
00:41:42,250 --> 00:41:45,833
I've given my time to you as well already
573
00:41:46,542 --> 00:41:48,500
I have a few dailies I write for
574
00:41:48,583 --> 00:41:50,000
Two weeklies
575
00:41:50,083 --> 00:41:51,917
Not to mention TV tapings
and radio shows I host
576
00:41:52,042 --> 00:41:53,083
I need to finish a novel
in time for a book fair
577
00:41:53,167 --> 00:41:54,833
I don't even know what
I'm going to be writing yet
578
00:41:54,917 --> 00:41:57,458
Do you realize how many deadlines
I missed for being with you?
579
00:41:57,583 --> 00:41:59,583
If we don't seal this deal tonight,
580
00:41:59,667 --> 00:42:02,917
I'm not going to be able
to start the novel tonight
581
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:07,250
Hello listeners,
it's the "You don't know Jack show"
582
00:42:07,333 --> 00:42:09,250
The topic of the day is
583
00:42:09,333 --> 00:42:11,708
a virgin's time
584
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:16,125
There's a type of virgin
I hate in this world,
585
00:42:16,292 --> 00:42:19,958
the type who doesn't know that
a flower wilts soon after blooming,
586
00:42:20,042 --> 00:42:24,125
the type who doesn't know how to strike
while the iron is hot
587
00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:27,500
These women will deservingly...
588
00:42:28,625 --> 00:42:30,833
die as a virgin
589
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:37,333
He's referring to me
590
00:42:37,458 --> 00:42:40,292
just because I refused to sleep with him
591
00:42:40,375 --> 00:42:43,500
He's taking it out on me
592
00:42:44,042 --> 00:42:47,333
Well, the guy thought you were
treating him to a meal
593
00:42:47,458 --> 00:42:48,917
Then you flaked out the last minute
594
00:42:49,042 --> 00:42:52,458
Men have a tendency to get angry
in these situations
595
00:42:52,542 --> 00:42:53,667
Also let me tell you a known fact
596
00:42:53,792 --> 00:42:56,167
Talented men tend to be less forgiving
597
00:42:56,250 --> 00:42:57,167
Remember that
598
00:42:57,292 --> 00:43:00,167
Talent and forgiveness are
inversely proportional in men
599
00:43:00,250 --> 00:43:02,750
I guess you're the forgiving kind
600
00:43:02,875 --> 00:43:04,875
Not at all
601
00:43:06,042 --> 00:43:08,250
Ok, let me ask you three questions
602
00:43:08,375 --> 00:43:10,667
Firstly, which event does Pamela Anderson
603
00:43:10,750 --> 00:43:12,667
have a good chance of winning
at the Olympics?
604
00:43:13,375 --> 00:43:16,042
The 1 00 meter breast strokes
605
00:43:16,750 --> 00:43:21,042
Secondly, why do politicians
like push up bras?
606
00:43:21,125 --> 00:43:25,417
They make mountains out of mole hills
607
00:43:25,542 --> 00:43:27,333
Lastly, are you free tonight?
608
00:43:30,917 --> 00:43:32,500
I feel better now
609
00:43:34,917 --> 00:43:37,375
I better get back to work That's good
610
00:43:41,542 --> 00:43:43,333
Thank you for making me laugh
611
00:44:00,458 --> 00:44:02,167
Broken
612
00:44:02,292 --> 00:44:05,167
Both the radio and the host are broken
613
00:44:24,042 --> 00:44:27,583
So, that move,
that was called the superman
614
00:44:32,042 --> 00:44:36,250
It's a butterfly and
into an extended butterfly
615
00:44:37,375 --> 00:44:41,333
The next one I'm gonna show you is
actually called the hand's spring
616
00:44:52,875 --> 00:44:56,667
And finally, the next one is a knee hold.
617
00:45:11,750 --> 00:45:14,583
Everyone, those high difficulty maneuvers
618
00:45:14,708 --> 00:45:16,833
need a lot of practice at home
619
00:45:16,917 --> 00:45:19,167
I have practice poles to sell,
who's interested?
620
00:45:19,250 --> 00:45:20,708
I'll buy one
621
00:45:21,708 --> 00:45:24,417
Let me buy it for you
I'll buy it for you
622
00:45:24,542 --> 00:45:25,667
You don't want one?
623
00:45:25,750 --> 00:45:28,000
I have all the time in the world
to practice here
624
00:45:28,083 --> 00:45:31,167
But you're home most of the time
with your wife
625
00:45:36,250 --> 00:45:39,292
Alright everyone, let's practice
626
00:45:43,750 --> 00:45:44,917
You're so good
627
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:46,625
Of course
628
00:45:47,042 --> 00:45:50,667
Let's see how long you last
I can be up here for a while
629
00:45:56,042 --> 00:45:57,167
I'll give you a big fat tip
630
00:45:57,292 --> 00:46:00,583
Come on, give him some money
631
00:46:16,708 --> 00:46:20,000
Stop, there's a pole over there
632
00:46:24,042 --> 00:46:26,083
It's a no parking zone
633
00:46:26,208 --> 00:46:29,750
Youngsters like to walk on the wild side
634
00:46:29,875 --> 00:46:33,167
How about you?
I'll be young enough for you
635
00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:36,417
Let's go then Sure, let's do it
636
00:46:38,708 --> 00:46:39,958
Come on
637
00:46:43,292 --> 00:46:46,500
What? To practice, of course
638
00:46:46,583 --> 00:46:48,917
Practice what? Come on
639
00:46:49,042 --> 00:46:50,667
What are you doing?
640
00:47:01,875 --> 00:47:03,583
Practicing
641
00:47:35,958 --> 00:47:38,375
Gee, where did this come from?
642
00:47:39,208 --> 00:47:40,708
Scared now?
643
00:47:43,042 --> 00:47:46,792
Scared? I eat parking tickets
for breakfast
644
00:47:46,875 --> 00:47:48,667
You know us youngsters
645
00:47:50,958 --> 00:47:52,292
Ma'am, you called in a report?
646
00:47:52,375 --> 00:47:54,292
Yes, some things have been stolen from me
lD
647
00:47:54,375 --> 00:47:57,292
HQ, this is PC2594 and 8406
648
00:47:57,375 --> 00:47:59,167
Suspected burglary called in
649
00:47:59,292 --> 00:48:01,750
No one broke in,
just things were stolen from me
650
00:48:07,792 --> 00:48:10,667
It looks like breaking and entering
took place, what was stolen?
651
00:48:10,792 --> 00:48:13,042
Three sets of undergarments, and a bra
652
00:48:13,167 --> 00:48:14,833
Really? With your flat
in this state of chaos
653
00:48:14,958 --> 00:48:17,250
You'd know three sets of
underwear and a bra are missing?
654
00:48:19,542 --> 00:48:21,875
PC2594, an old lady suffered
a fall outside the building,
655
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,000
please check it out Roger that.
656
00:48:24,125 --> 00:48:26,000
All yours, bro
657
00:48:53,708 --> 00:48:56,750
How do you know for sure 3 sets of
underwear and a bra were stolen?
658
00:48:56,875 --> 00:49:00,375
I left it there before my trip
659
00:49:03,250 --> 00:49:04,667
Could you describe
660
00:49:04,750 --> 00:49:07,208
those missing pieces in detail?
661
00:49:08,083 --> 00:49:12,042
How many times you've worn them and where?
662
00:49:13,417 --> 00:49:16,208
And when you last wore them...
663
00:49:16,583 --> 00:49:17,667
Was there anything unusual you've observed
664
00:49:17,750 --> 00:49:20,875
You like tidying up, officer?
665
00:49:21,792 --> 00:49:25,375
I just couldn't help myself
666
00:49:34,042 --> 00:49:35,375
Give me some details,
667
00:49:35,458 --> 00:49:38,250
it helps in solving the case
668
00:49:38,625 --> 00:49:41,167
One of the three sets...
669
00:49:41,292 --> 00:49:44,417
I remember I bought it
in Bangkok some time ago
670
00:49:44,542 --> 00:49:47,333
I hung it there to dry after washing it
671
00:50:34,792 --> 00:50:36,000
Officer?
672
00:50:37,375 --> 00:50:39,500
Where were we?
I'm done with the details
673
00:50:39,625 --> 00:50:40,667
Do you want to just ask around
674
00:50:40,750 --> 00:50:42,750
if anyone else is missing bras and undies?
675
00:50:42,875 --> 00:50:44,042
Good idea
676
00:50:51,542 --> 00:50:53,333
The uniform looks great on you
677
00:50:53,417 --> 00:50:55,333
I like uniforms
678
00:50:59,583 --> 00:51:01,125
How can we help you, officer?
679
00:51:01,250 --> 00:51:06,000
Have you lost any undergarments lately?
680
00:51:11,458 --> 00:51:13,625
Not really All here
681
00:51:13,750 --> 00:51:16,125
It's just that your downstairs
neighbor called it in
682
00:51:16,250 --> 00:51:19,125
She said she had some
underwear stolen from her
683
00:51:19,250 --> 00:51:20,875
It's that air hostess
684
00:51:20,958 --> 00:51:26,250
Yes, so please keep an eye out
for your undergarments
685
00:51:27,042 --> 00:51:30,917
The ones on you and the ones not on you
686
00:51:35,292 --> 00:51:37,167
You girls live together?
687
00:51:37,250 --> 00:51:40,292
Yes Neat and tidy
688
00:51:40,375 --> 00:51:42,250
You know where to call
if anything fishy happens
689
00:51:59,625 --> 00:52:02,875
What are you doing? Setting a trap
690
00:52:05,042 --> 00:52:07,292
I'm a lingerie researcher after all
691
00:52:07,375 --> 00:52:09,583
Is that going to work?
692
00:52:36,042 --> 00:52:38,000
The air hostess and
the auxiliary police...
693
00:52:38,083 --> 00:52:41,083
met again without their uniforms on.
694
00:52:50,458 --> 00:52:53,542
Hi, miss
695
00:52:54,167 --> 00:52:55,458
Hi, sir
696
00:52:56,167 --> 00:52:58,750
Didn't recognize you
without your clothes on
697
00:52:58,792 --> 00:53:02,042
I'm just not wearing my uniform
Of course
698
00:53:06,292 --> 00:53:09,583
Officer, you said you're into uniforms?
699
00:53:09,792 --> 00:53:11,583
I like it better without
700
00:53:12,750 --> 00:53:14,083
Uniforms I mean
701
00:53:15,292 --> 00:53:19,292
I'm a auxiliary cop,
36 hours of duty in a month
702
00:53:19,417 --> 00:53:21,042
What's your proper job?
703
00:53:21,125 --> 00:53:23,958
There isn't one right now,
just the temp one as a cop
704
00:53:24,042 --> 00:53:25,583
I don't like real jobs
705
00:53:27,875 --> 00:53:32,500
Sir! Is your head ok?
706
00:53:32,625 --> 00:53:35,542
I'm fine. You're so pretty
707
00:53:35,625 --> 00:53:38,042
What did you say? You're so pretty
708
00:53:39,125 --> 00:53:41,667
Thanks, see you around
709
00:53:42,875 --> 00:53:44,250
Sorry...
710
00:53:45,625 --> 00:53:47,750
Are you in a hurry?
711
00:53:48,792 --> 00:53:51,500
Can you stay with me for some more time?
712
00:53:52,792 --> 00:53:55,500
Ok My name is James Shum
713
00:54:06,292 --> 00:54:08,583
Lie down... go on
714
00:54:34,292 --> 00:54:36,583
Maybe because they both
barely wore anything,
715
00:54:36,667 --> 00:54:41,167
Iying on the beach quickly
transitioned to lying on bed
716
00:54:43,542 --> 00:54:46,667
If I tell you we can't date each other,
717
00:54:46,750 --> 00:54:48,333
will you mind?
718
00:54:48,417 --> 00:54:51,000
I sure will, why?
719
00:54:52,958 --> 00:54:55,000
I want to marry into money
720
00:54:55,375 --> 00:54:57,417
The day I started my air hostess job,
I promised myself
721
00:54:57,542 --> 00:55:01,417
I will only date anyone in front of
the business class section
722
00:55:01,542 --> 00:55:04,458
So either first class, or the cockpit
723
00:55:05,583 --> 00:55:08,542
Why don't you move in with me?
724
00:55:10,083 --> 00:55:11,833
I can do that? For real?
725
00:55:12,542 --> 00:55:15,667
I'm always away and the flat is a mess
726
00:55:15,750 --> 00:55:17,667
You can tidy up the place
727
00:55:19,583 --> 00:55:20,750
Really?
728
00:55:21,250 --> 00:55:23,042
I have just one condition
729
00:55:23,625 --> 00:55:24,917
You and I are not lovers
730
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,375
If I meet someone suitable
731
00:55:27,458 --> 00:55:29,875
and he's coming over,
I'll need you to stay away
732
00:55:29,958 --> 00:55:32,208
Don't flights have
standby passenger lists?
733
00:55:32,292 --> 00:55:34,792
You're the priority standby passenger
734
00:55:35,458 --> 00:55:37,167
It'll work out well
735
00:55:37,458 --> 00:55:41,708
I'm not too ambitious, but I'm a good cook
736
00:55:41,792 --> 00:55:44,250
I held down a job at
a fast food store for 6 months
737
00:55:44,375 --> 00:55:47,542
I only know how to microwave
738
00:55:49,208 --> 00:55:51,333
Can I move in here tomorrow? Ok
739
00:55:54,625 --> 00:55:56,292
It's such a shame saying goodbye to you
740
00:55:56,417 --> 00:55:58,917
I have so much more to learn from you
741
00:55:59,083 --> 00:56:02,208
Are you looking for cheap thrills from me?
742
00:56:02,292 --> 00:56:04,292
Of course not.
I only have respect for you,
743
00:56:04,417 --> 00:56:06,875
no lust
744
00:56:08,958 --> 00:56:12,875
Here's something for you Thanks...
745
00:56:16,625 --> 00:56:17,958
I am very happy
746
00:56:18,042 --> 00:56:20,125
Thank you everyone for
your continuous support
747
00:56:20,208 --> 00:56:21,583
Thank you!
748
00:56:22,042 --> 00:56:24,375
If it wasn't the head office's acquisition
749
00:56:24,500 --> 00:56:26,167
of the French brand,
750
00:56:26,292 --> 00:56:27,958
I wouldn't leave you to
go work on the integration
751
00:56:28,042 --> 00:56:29,958
But there is no reason for concern
752
00:56:30,042 --> 00:56:31,833
I'm hearing the boss's son
is returning form ltaly
753
00:56:31,958 --> 00:56:34,958
to head this department
754
00:56:35,042 --> 00:56:38,083
And that he is single and available
755
00:56:39,292 --> 00:56:40,750
You girls better get ready
756
00:56:41,375 --> 00:56:42,792
And one more thing to remind you all
757
00:56:42,875 --> 00:56:45,500
He has a quirky personality
758
00:56:45,625 --> 00:56:47,792
He was so handsome that
759
00:56:47,875 --> 00:56:49,292
as a kid he got all the attention
760
00:56:49,375 --> 00:56:51,792
He really hates it
if people keep staring at him
761
00:56:51,875 --> 00:56:54,500
It rattles him and makes him fell insecure
762
00:56:54,625 --> 00:56:57,042
So just be mindful of that
763
00:56:57,708 --> 00:57:01,500
Everyone pay attention,
the e-mail from HQ says,
764
00:57:01,625 --> 00:57:05,667
no one is to stare at the new boss
within a 3-meter radius
765
00:57:05,792 --> 00:57:09,417
Or 1 0 feet in other words, 1 0 feet!
766
00:57:09,542 --> 00:57:13,250
You'll all receive
the same e-mail in a bit
767
00:57:13,375 --> 00:57:14,917
Let's all give a toast to Lena
768
00:57:15,042 --> 00:57:16,250
Cheers, everyone
769
00:57:16,375 --> 00:57:19,833
Thanks, thank you so much!
770
00:57:20,375 --> 00:57:21,917
Here's your chance
771
00:57:22,542 --> 00:57:25,333
The competition is going to be fierce,
I'll never win
772
00:57:27,917 --> 00:57:29,667
This time I'm going for broke
773
00:57:29,750 --> 00:57:31,000
Let's play a trick
774
00:57:31,083 --> 00:57:33,833
With my sunglasses on,
I can look at him in anyway I want
775
00:57:33,917 --> 00:57:36,250
I'm so excited
This will be my shot for glory
776
00:57:36,375 --> 00:57:39,833
No way, this one's mine, mine!...
777
00:57:41,250 --> 00:57:44,542
Big sister's here
She also put on heavy make up
778
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:01,792
Lotion, here comes the boss's son...
779
00:58:01,875 --> 00:58:07,708
He's here...
780
00:58:09,458 --> 00:58:11,083
Welcome, my prince
781
00:58:15,625 --> 00:58:18,083
Listen up, the prince is here
782
00:58:26,625 --> 00:58:29,167
Oh my god
783
00:58:32,708 --> 00:58:35,833
The prince is here!
784
00:58:36,125 --> 00:58:40,500
Thank you!...
785
00:58:40,583 --> 00:58:43,542
Excuse me! Who's shining a light on me?
786
00:58:44,542 --> 00:58:46,083
Excuse me!
787
00:58:48,958 --> 00:58:51,917
The girls in the office
were severely disappointed
788
00:58:52,417 --> 00:58:54,292
The reviews were extremely bad
789
00:58:54,417 --> 00:58:56,625
Now we know how handsome he is
790
00:58:56,792 --> 00:58:58,917
Let's all resort back
to working hard, shall we?
791
00:59:00,042 --> 00:59:02,417
I'll talk to you later
792
00:59:08,708 --> 00:59:11,000
Thank you!...
793
00:59:11,125 --> 00:59:12,333
How are you my dear prince?
794
00:59:12,417 --> 00:59:14,833
I'm the Marketing Manager here, Lucas
795
00:59:14,917 --> 00:59:16,750
So honored to make your acquaintance today
796
00:59:16,875 --> 00:59:19,083
Under your benevolent leadership,
we will do our best
797
00:59:19,208 --> 00:59:21,583
to win more profits for the company
798
00:59:22,083 --> 00:59:23,583
Boss...
799
00:59:24,250 --> 00:59:27,083
Boss Excuse me...
800
00:59:28,375 --> 00:59:29,875
How are you?
801
00:59:30,250 --> 00:59:35,083
Please stop referring to me as the prince
802
00:59:35,208 --> 00:59:36,833
Call me Antonio
803
00:59:36,917 --> 00:59:40,833
I hope to have a closer relationship
with each one of you
804
00:59:40,917 --> 00:59:43,333
Yes, Antonio
805
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:54,833
My plant in China has
over 30,000 employees
806
00:59:54,917 --> 00:59:56,833
So visiting isn't done in a vehicle
807
00:59:56,917 --> 00:59:58,833
but with a helicopter
808
01:00:05,708 --> 01:00:07,833
It's so boring
809
01:00:10,625 --> 01:00:12,167
I hate being looked down upon
810
01:00:12,292 --> 01:00:15,500
Do you know how much is a sail boat?
Just 20 clams
811
01:00:15,583 --> 01:00:17,208
You know how much a clam is?
812
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,875
A million
813
01:00:20,167 --> 01:00:22,875
So I paid him 20 clams in cash
814
01:00:25,500 --> 01:00:28,417
What's the matter? Nothing
815
01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:31,292
It was really impressive,
what you just said
816
01:00:31,417 --> 01:00:33,792
Your reaction is a bit delayed
817
01:00:33,917 --> 01:00:36,375
I needed to digest it a little bit
Have some food
818
01:00:36,500 --> 01:00:38,208
I'm full
819
01:00:43,417 --> 01:00:46,042
I'm so hungry
820
01:00:47,583 --> 01:00:49,792
There was so much food on the table,
why didn't you help yourself?
821
01:00:49,917 --> 01:00:54,125
That guy really made me want to throw up
822
01:00:58,500 --> 01:01:02,458
This Saturday there's an alumni
ball for Harvard grads
823
01:01:02,542 --> 01:01:03,875
Really?
824
01:01:04,583 --> 01:01:06,417
I would like you to be my date
825
01:01:08,042 --> 01:01:09,417
Me?
826
01:01:10,708 --> 01:01:13,125
I want my friends to get to know you
827
01:01:13,250 --> 01:01:15,833
I'm not suitable for those occasions
828
01:01:17,083 --> 01:01:18,708
Don't worry
829
01:01:19,208 --> 01:01:22,833
No one's going to look down
on you because of your work
830
01:01:23,875 --> 01:01:25,667
This isn't the ancient times
831
01:01:29,208 --> 01:01:32,875
I want the whole world to know that we...
832
01:01:32,958 --> 01:01:35,042
What about us?
833
01:01:35,708 --> 01:01:38,542
We haven't even done the deed
834
01:01:40,750 --> 01:01:44,167
I'm fantasizing about
bringing you to this ball
835
01:01:44,250 --> 01:01:47,167
It'll surprise everyone there
836
01:01:47,250 --> 01:01:49,167
You're crazy
837
01:01:50,917 --> 01:01:53,833
I'm crazy because of you
838
01:02:09,375 --> 01:02:11,292
Shut up, this is a robbery
839
01:02:18,375 --> 01:02:20,167
Anyone else here?
840
01:02:21,042 --> 01:02:23,000
I... don't think so
841
01:02:23,125 --> 01:02:24,667
Stand over there
842
01:02:29,625 --> 01:02:32,542
Should I check them up first
or tie them up?
843
01:02:34,292 --> 01:02:35,333
Don't tie us up yet
844
01:02:35,458 --> 01:02:38,000
You think you call the shots?
I'll tie you up first
845
01:02:38,125 --> 01:02:39,792
Can you tie us up separately?
846
01:02:39,875 --> 01:02:43,667
That's not up to you, go over there
847
01:02:47,833 --> 01:02:49,958
Can we do back to back?
848
01:02:50,083 --> 01:02:54,208
Stop giving him suggestions
849
01:02:54,333 --> 01:02:56,708
Why don't you suggest the opposite?
850
01:02:59,083 --> 01:03:01,542
Tie us up face to face, idiot
851
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,708
Fine, I'll listen to you just once
852
01:03:04,833 --> 01:03:06,792
Face to face
853
01:03:13,750 --> 01:03:16,167
You're right,
tying you up first has disadvantages
854
01:03:16,250 --> 01:03:18,000
I told you so
855
01:03:18,375 --> 01:03:20,000
No cash?
856
01:03:20,083 --> 01:03:22,500
Rich folks rarely bring cash anymore
857
01:03:22,583 --> 01:03:24,667
Credit cards, great
858
01:03:24,750 --> 01:03:26,208
Give me your passwords
859
01:03:26,292 --> 01:03:30,833
Those are just discount
and membership cards
860
01:03:32,583 --> 01:03:35,042
Looks like I'm just going
to have to kill you
861
01:03:36,542 --> 01:03:39,083
Why kill when you can rape someone?
862
01:03:39,208 --> 01:03:40,917
I prefer men though
863
01:03:41,042 --> 01:03:43,208
Oh, my goodness
864
01:03:43,875 --> 01:03:47,000
I have a few hundred bucks in my purse,
just take it
865
01:03:47,083 --> 01:03:48,083
A few hundred dollars?
866
01:03:48,167 --> 01:03:51,292
I wasted a 40 ft rope on you,
that puts me in the red!
867
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:53,375
Why are you both avoiding
each other's face?
868
01:03:53,500 --> 01:03:55,625
He's my boss
869
01:03:55,750 --> 01:03:58,875
And he hates being stared at
870
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:01,625
I hate bosses the most
871
01:04:01,917 --> 01:04:03,958
I want you to stare at her
872
01:04:04,833 --> 01:04:06,708
Stare at her
873
01:04:07,250 --> 01:04:09,208
Open your eyes
874
01:04:10,167 --> 01:04:11,708
Where are your pupils?
875
01:04:14,667 --> 01:04:16,542
The girl's pretty cute
876
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:18,542
Look at him too
877
01:04:19,625 --> 01:04:23,500
Eyes open wide, stare at him
878
01:04:26,292 --> 01:04:27,500
Stop
879
01:04:37,875 --> 01:04:44,208
Perfect...
880
01:04:45,458 --> 01:04:48,583
Keep staring, don't stop
881
01:04:51,042 --> 01:04:54,333
Prince, he left already
882
01:04:54,417 --> 01:04:59,125
I think... I've fallen for you
883
01:05:26,917 --> 01:05:29,000
Thank you
884
01:05:32,083 --> 01:05:33,667
Let me have the flower
885
01:05:35,375 --> 01:05:37,083
Thank you!
886
01:05:37,167 --> 01:05:40,542
I love flowers and anything beautiful
887
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:46,250
I couldn't imagine myself
ever falling in love
888
01:05:46,333 --> 01:05:49,958
I have never tried
loving anyone in my life
889
01:05:50,500 --> 01:05:54,042
This is absolutely my first time
890
01:05:54,750 --> 01:05:55,875
How about you?
891
01:05:56,333 --> 01:05:57,458
I... Let's get something to eat
892
01:05:57,583 --> 01:05:59,375
Monsieur
893
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:02,542
What do you want?
894
01:06:04,083 --> 01:06:05,625
Salad
895
01:06:05,750 --> 01:06:09,708
I'm sure you want
the freshest salad available
896
01:06:10,833 --> 01:06:13,917
How about you, sir? I want...
897
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,083
For appetizer I want
three pieces of ravioli
898
01:06:16,167 --> 01:06:21,292
A soup order of truffle scented
artichoke puree with bacon lardoons
899
01:06:21,417 --> 01:06:24,708
And for my entree
900
01:06:26,083 --> 01:06:30,417
Roasted rack of lamb with ratatouille
and butter poached potato
901
01:06:30,542 --> 01:06:33,417
Clear? Yes, thank you.
902
01:06:38,208 --> 01:06:42,083
I'm so pleased,
I want to know more about you
903
01:06:42,542 --> 01:06:45,542
I agree, we need to
know more about each other
904
01:06:46,375 --> 01:06:48,875
What do you look for in a date?
905
01:06:48,958 --> 01:06:50,167
Mine is pretty simple
906
01:06:50,250 --> 01:06:51,167
She needs to like me more than I like her
907
01:06:51,250 --> 01:06:52,500
She needs to love me more than I love her
908
01:06:52,583 --> 01:06:53,833
She has to care for me, protect me
909
01:06:53,917 --> 01:06:56,333
She has to like my singing and acting
910
01:06:56,417 --> 01:06:58,667
And most important of all...
911
01:06:58,750 --> 01:07:00,250
She needs to put me
in the center of her world
912
01:07:00,375 --> 01:07:04,042
I have to be the one and only in her life
913
01:07:07,917 --> 01:07:09,500
Why are you being so quiet?
914
01:07:12,750 --> 01:07:16,917
I don't have any special
feelings towards Antonio
915
01:07:17,042 --> 01:07:19,042
But dating the heir to the company
916
01:07:19,167 --> 01:07:21,667
has its perks
917
01:07:23,208 --> 01:07:26,042
Good morning, Ms. Ho...
918
01:07:26,875 --> 01:07:29,500
Good morning Good morning, Miu
919
01:07:29,583 --> 01:07:31,417
Sorry for being late today
920
01:07:31,542 --> 01:07:32,583
I'm actually...
921
01:07:32,708 --> 01:07:34,917
Don't be silly, it's fine
922
01:07:35,042 --> 01:07:38,833
We know you have developments
with the prince
923
01:07:38,917 --> 01:07:41,375
You need to get more beauty sleeps
924
01:07:41,500 --> 01:07:44,625
Leave everything at work to me
925
01:07:44,750 --> 01:07:46,542
Have a cup of coffee
926
01:07:48,083 --> 01:07:49,500
Thanks, big sister
927
01:07:51,750 --> 01:07:53,958
We probably shouldn't see
each other for a while
928
01:07:54,083 --> 01:07:55,792
Why?
929
01:07:55,917 --> 01:07:57,958
My wife is getting suspicious
930
01:07:58,083 --> 01:08:01,292
I don't care, I want to see you
931
01:08:01,417 --> 01:08:02,958
Do you want to see me dead?
932
01:08:07,250 --> 01:08:08,458
Why are you talking to yourself in there?
933
01:08:08,583 --> 01:08:10,208
Later... bye bye
934
01:08:12,750 --> 01:08:15,208
Who are you talking to in the bathroom?
935
01:08:16,333 --> 01:08:17,458
Just practicing Buddha chants
936
01:08:17,583 --> 01:08:21,292
Experts say it's quite laxative
937
01:08:21,417 --> 01:08:22,958
But you're a pharmacist
938
01:08:23,083 --> 01:08:25,458
Couldn't you just get your own laxative?
939
01:08:26,083 --> 01:08:29,708
I usually dispense the meds for patients
940
01:08:29,833 --> 01:08:31,042
but when it comes to myself,
941
01:08:31,167 --> 01:08:33,292
I don't have another pharmacist
dispensing meds to me
942
01:08:33,417 --> 01:08:35,375
hence I'm resorting to the chants
943
01:08:35,500 --> 01:08:37,542
What's this pole, darling?
944
01:08:38,750 --> 01:08:40,542
This is obviously a...
945
01:08:40,708 --> 01:08:42,583
camera tripod
946
01:08:43,542 --> 01:08:47,417
We have such a small camera we're using
947
01:08:47,542 --> 01:08:49,333
It's not going to go well with this tripod
948
01:08:50,583 --> 01:08:54,583
This is why we need to
buy a bigger camera, darling
949
01:08:54,708 --> 01:08:56,875
I know, there's a model I quite like,
950
01:08:56,958 --> 01:08:58,542
when should we buy?
951
01:08:58,917 --> 01:09:00,708
Jerk
952
01:09:02,417 --> 01:09:04,208
I'll make you come out and meet me
953
01:09:13,542 --> 01:09:15,250
I'm here to see you, get down here
954
01:09:15,375 --> 01:09:16,792
I'm at the ground floor of
your apartment building
955
01:09:16,917 --> 01:09:19,750
Are you kidding me? I told you I can't
956
01:09:19,875 --> 01:09:22,250
Hello...
957
01:09:22,375 --> 01:09:23,750
What are you doing here?
958
01:09:23,875 --> 01:09:25,083
Playing a video game
959
01:09:25,208 --> 01:09:26,000
Then what are you doing with the phone?
960
01:09:26,083 --> 01:09:27,333
I'm talking to someone on the phone
961
01:09:27,917 --> 01:09:29,167
Are you on the phone
or playing video games?
962
01:09:29,250 --> 01:09:30,792
I'm on the phone while playing my game
963
01:09:30,917 --> 01:09:33,458
It's easy splitting your time
between two preoccupations
964
01:09:34,417 --> 01:09:35,708
Who taught you that?
965
01:09:47,125 --> 01:09:48,333
Blown fuse?
966
01:09:49,125 --> 01:09:51,042
What the hell?
967
01:09:53,625 --> 01:09:55,083
Who did this?
968
01:10:16,250 --> 01:10:18,458
As soon as their eyes met,
969
01:10:18,583 --> 01:10:21,458
the uncle's son fell in love with Donut
970
01:10:26,667 --> 01:10:28,792
Sorry I didn't prepare a lot,
have some food
971
01:10:28,917 --> 01:10:30,292
This is great, let's eat
972
01:10:30,417 --> 01:10:33,167
Auntie, Uncle Let's eat...
973
01:10:33,250 --> 01:10:35,292
Our son's girlfriend is greeting, darling
974
01:10:35,417 --> 01:10:37,542
Sure, let's eat
975
01:10:37,667 --> 01:10:39,375
Her name is Donut
976
01:10:39,500 --> 01:10:41,792
I have never heard of
anyone with this name
977
01:10:41,917 --> 01:10:45,208
It's really unique
978
01:10:53,083 --> 01:10:56,250
Some parents don't like their kids
dating at a young age
979
01:10:56,375 --> 01:10:58,167
But I don't subscribe to that Thanks
980
01:10:58,250 --> 01:11:00,500
Not really, dad said,
981
01:11:00,583 --> 01:11:02,917
no dating till I reach university
982
01:11:03,958 --> 01:11:07,333
What are we going to do? Uncle
983
01:11:07,417 --> 01:11:10,375
How the heck would I know?
984
01:11:11,083 --> 01:11:14,833
Truth is, before I started dating Ray,
985
01:11:14,917 --> 01:11:18,208
I went out with a much older guy
986
01:11:18,542 --> 01:11:22,750
But he just let me down
and had hurt me so badly
987
01:11:22,875 --> 01:11:26,167
I want him to know how hurt I was
988
01:11:26,250 --> 01:11:28,500
I know...
989
01:11:28,583 --> 01:11:29,292
What do you know?
990
01:11:29,417 --> 01:11:31,583
She said she wanted that older guy to know
991
01:11:31,667 --> 01:11:33,750
She couldn't have been clearer,
of course I know
992
01:11:33,833 --> 01:11:38,292
The truth is that older guy is...
993
01:11:39,417 --> 01:11:41,458
a jerk
994
01:11:43,250 --> 01:11:44,792
You're way too young
995
01:11:44,917 --> 01:11:47,625
It's better if you see
someone closer to your age
996
01:11:47,750 --> 01:11:49,083
Right, darling? Of course...
997
01:11:49,167 --> 01:11:51,125
That means you're fine
with me seeing Donut?
998
01:11:51,250 --> 01:11:54,375
I am not... objecting to it
999
01:11:56,375 --> 01:12:00,125
That's good to know, thanks
1000
01:12:00,208 --> 01:12:01,750
Uncle!
1001
01:12:18,542 --> 01:12:20,417
Shall we?
1002
01:12:59,375 --> 01:13:02,125
We've known each other
for like a month now
1003
01:13:04,375 --> 01:13:08,042
I'm a guy, you're a girl...
1004
01:13:09,917 --> 01:13:11,833
You're ok with pre-marital sex?
1005
01:13:15,250 --> 01:13:19,167
I don't believe the words
coming out of my mouth...
1006
01:13:20,083 --> 01:13:21,625
Are you ok with that?
1007
01:13:24,250 --> 01:13:26,542
If both parties are of age
1008
01:13:26,667 --> 01:13:28,792
and consenting...
1009
01:13:29,250 --> 01:13:32,167
We fit the profile of your "if" scenario
1010
01:13:33,417 --> 01:13:34,833
I'm not at all experienced
1011
01:13:34,917 --> 01:13:38,333
What a coincidence
1012
01:13:38,417 --> 01:13:39,583
But I need this now
1013
01:13:39,667 --> 01:13:41,792
Don't worry, you know I'm a perfectionist
1014
01:13:41,917 --> 01:13:45,042
just like the name of our company, Parfait
1015
01:13:46,833 --> 01:13:49,458
I'm a little scared
1016
01:13:50,333 --> 01:13:52,958
Scare's fine,
no need to be frightened though
1017
01:13:53,083 --> 01:13:55,708
No worries, I will perform with you...
1018
01:13:55,833 --> 01:13:59,583
a pain-free and pollution-less
safety ensured sexual activity
1019
01:13:59,667 --> 01:14:05,458
It is called... safe sex
1020
01:14:06,042 --> 01:14:09,333
Safe sex?
1021
01:14:09,458 --> 01:14:14,583
The safest sexual activity
in the world is...
1022
01:14:14,708 --> 01:14:16,333
you do yours and I do mine
1023
01:14:29,708 --> 01:14:34,167
I am ready. Let's begin
1024
01:14:42,875 --> 01:14:45,667
We can start now,
can you be a little aggressive?
1025
01:14:50,083 --> 01:14:54,583
More force...
1026
01:14:56,167 --> 01:14:59,542
I meant to be forceful with your moans,
not your bounce
1027
01:15:06,375 --> 01:15:09,833
Bravo!...
1028
01:15:11,875 --> 01:15:14,000
Great!...
1029
01:15:14,083 --> 01:15:17,375
Don't... Yes!...
1030
01:15:26,708 --> 01:15:29,917
Bravo!...
1031
01:15:31,500 --> 01:15:36,333
Great...
1032
01:15:45,333 --> 01:15:48,375
I'm coming!...
1033
01:15:52,167 --> 01:15:56,375
Hey... Come back!...
1034
01:16:08,625 --> 01:16:11,625
That's great
1035
01:16:12,083 --> 01:16:17,708
Miu! That's great
1036
01:17:09,375 --> 01:17:10,917
Sir?
1037
01:17:11,042 --> 01:17:13,708
Hi! You live nearby?
1038
01:17:17,083 --> 01:17:20,708
Just a floor down from you,
where the air hostess lives
1039
01:17:21,167 --> 01:17:22,958
Not sure for how long
1040
01:17:23,833 --> 01:17:28,292
We're not what you think we are.
It's weird
1041
01:17:33,167 --> 01:17:35,292
That night he told me
1042
01:17:35,417 --> 01:17:39,333
about their arrangement
1043
01:17:40,333 --> 01:17:42,792
There's a co-pilot up there
1044
01:17:42,875 --> 01:17:44,792
Now so I need to excuse myself
1045
01:17:48,083 --> 01:17:49,625
And you don't mind?
1046
01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:51,958
It's all part of the understanding
1047
01:17:52,083 --> 01:17:54,458
I don't fit the profile of her targets
1048
01:17:54,583 --> 01:18:00,125
So... I mind, I do mind
1049
01:18:01,833 --> 01:18:03,875
That's why I needed someone to talk to
1050
01:18:04,750 --> 01:18:08,125
Please keep it to yourself though,
or I won't even have a chance to mind
1051
01:18:12,833 --> 01:18:15,958
Hello? Yes...
1052
01:18:17,083 --> 01:18:18,292
Didn't work out?
1053
01:18:19,833 --> 01:18:21,833
Just keep looking then
1054
01:18:26,500 --> 01:18:28,917
Should I just come cook
something up for you?
1055
01:18:29,667 --> 01:18:31,167
Ok, bye-bye
1056
01:18:34,750 --> 01:18:36,042
Bye-bye
1057
01:18:45,708 --> 01:18:47,333
Bye, prince
1058
01:18:53,417 --> 01:18:54,542
Lucas
1059
01:18:55,750 --> 01:18:57,000
Lucas is here!
1060
01:18:57,083 --> 01:18:58,250
No need to look away
1061
01:18:58,375 --> 01:19:01,917
Look at me, I am so happy
1062
01:19:02,042 --> 01:19:03,708
What made you so happy?
1063
01:19:04,208 --> 01:19:06,833
T oday I finally feel like a real man
1064
01:19:06,917 --> 01:19:09,458
I have finally tasted...
1065
01:19:10,250 --> 01:19:12,000
I'm too embarrassed to say
1066
01:19:12,083 --> 01:19:13,500
You don't have to
1067
01:19:13,583 --> 01:19:15,500
I feel you need to know
1068
01:19:15,583 --> 01:19:16,917
What?
1069
01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:20,250
Last night, Miu and I did...
1070
01:19:20,333 --> 01:19:22,667
Did?... Did...
1071
01:19:22,750 --> 01:19:24,958
Did it! Bravo!
1072
01:19:25,083 --> 01:19:29,625
Did you know it was also Miu's first time?
1073
01:19:31,417 --> 01:19:33,750
Happy for me? Sure
1074
01:19:33,875 --> 01:19:36,000
But you don't look like you do
1075
01:19:37,625 --> 01:19:41,167
Better? So great...
1076
01:19:41,708 --> 01:19:43,667
You look like you want to
hear about the details
1077
01:19:43,792 --> 01:19:45,833
Not exactly What do you mean?
1078
01:19:45,958 --> 01:19:49,292
I really do but am ashamed to ask for it
1079
01:19:49,333 --> 01:19:51,292
That's great...
1080
01:19:51,417 --> 01:19:53,583
Like a bird I flew into her wet nest
1081
01:19:53,667 --> 01:19:55,083
Fragrance emanated from her essence
1082
01:19:55,167 --> 01:19:56,708
I raised my left arm,
she used her right hand
1083
01:19:56,833 --> 01:19:58,750
We glided through endless space together
1084
01:19:58,833 --> 01:20:01,625
I used my sword to dance with her
1085
01:20:01,750 --> 01:20:04,208
Her petals fall one by one
1086
01:20:04,333 --> 01:20:06,250
At long last the crystal and
the iceberg collide mightily
1087
01:20:06,333 --> 01:20:08,250
We waded through the winter cold together
1088
01:20:08,333 --> 01:20:11,625
and entered the ninth...
1089
01:20:11,750 --> 01:20:14,667
Iayer of heaven
1090
01:20:16,167 --> 01:20:17,792
Bravo!...
1091
01:20:17,917 --> 01:20:19,417
Was that too descriptive?
1092
01:20:19,708 --> 01:20:23,125
It was just right That's great
1093
01:20:23,208 --> 01:20:25,958
I know you two are very good friends
1094
01:20:26,042 --> 01:20:29,708
And now that we have consummated our love
1095
01:20:29,833 --> 01:20:32,625
I feel like I have to
take on the responsibility
1096
01:20:32,708 --> 01:20:34,292
Of course
1097
01:20:34,542 --> 01:20:38,208
I don't know how to ask
her hand in marriage
1098
01:20:38,375 --> 01:20:40,917
I've kept to myself for far too long
1099
01:20:41,042 --> 01:20:43,833
I need a suitable person
to make the first move for me
1100
01:21:19,500 --> 01:21:22,792
Sir...
1101
01:21:25,333 --> 01:21:25,958
What?
1102
01:21:26,083 --> 01:21:27,917
The two models for
the Summer campaign are here
1103
01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:29,167
Will you take a look at them?
1104
01:21:31,083 --> 01:21:33,208
These two? Very good
1105
01:21:34,917 --> 01:21:37,292
These two are our work mates
1106
01:21:37,417 --> 01:21:39,042
You have to look that way
1107
01:21:42,708 --> 01:21:44,250
What's the difference?
1108
01:21:44,667 --> 01:21:47,333
These two are buck naked,
those two are overdressed
1109
01:21:47,458 --> 01:21:48,833
Will you just take a look at them?
1110
01:21:50,208 --> 01:21:51,708
What does he mean?
1111
01:21:56,125 --> 01:21:57,542
For you
1112
01:22:29,875 --> 01:22:31,417
What's the occasion?
1113
01:22:31,833 --> 01:22:34,458
Well... where should I begin?
1114
01:22:34,542 --> 01:22:36,333
I was never ever at a loss for words
1115
01:22:38,708 --> 01:22:41,458
You can begin by telling me
what you feel about me
1116
01:22:41,542 --> 01:22:43,125
Sure...
1117
01:22:44,333 --> 01:22:47,167
I think you're really simple
1118
01:22:47,500 --> 01:22:49,500
So simple, you're really cute too
1119
01:22:50,042 --> 01:22:52,542
Girls like you are hard to find these days
1120
01:22:53,542 --> 01:22:54,958
And you can be silly sometimes,
1121
01:22:55,083 --> 01:22:59,333
the kind of silly that men fall for
1122
01:22:59,917 --> 01:23:03,458
I just think dating you
will be really fantastic
1123
01:23:04,417 --> 01:23:06,125
So if you don't mind...
1124
01:23:06,750 --> 01:23:10,167
I would really like to ask your hand
1125
01:23:10,500 --> 01:23:13,708
I hope you...
1126
01:23:15,417 --> 01:23:17,958
accept. Also this
1127
01:23:22,917 --> 01:23:24,250
It's all happening too fast
1128
01:23:24,333 --> 01:23:27,625
Not really, it's been a while
1129
01:23:28,167 --> 01:23:32,292
Didn't we just start now?
1130
01:23:32,417 --> 01:23:34,333
Not you and l
1131
01:23:36,500 --> 01:23:37,875
Then who with?
1132
01:23:38,167 --> 01:23:41,875
You and Prince Antonio
1133
01:23:42,500 --> 01:23:45,750
Didn't you fly through
ninth heaven the other night?
1134
01:23:45,833 --> 01:23:49,083
He felt since he had made love to you
1135
01:23:49,167 --> 01:23:50,958
He needed to shoulder some responsibility
1136
01:23:51,083 --> 01:23:52,833
I respect that
1137
01:23:55,292 --> 01:23:57,167
Let me ask you
1138
01:23:57,292 --> 01:24:01,167
Did you volunteer to
represent Antonio today?
1139
01:24:01,292 --> 01:24:02,417
Of course
1140
01:24:02,542 --> 01:24:05,750
You honestly believe I should marry him?
1141
01:24:05,875 --> 01:24:10,292
You both... had your first night
and it was memorable
1142
01:24:10,417 --> 01:24:11,333
You're going to be the boss's wife
1143
01:24:11,417 --> 01:24:14,042
Do you or do you not?
1144
01:24:15,042 --> 01:24:16,458
I...
1145
01:24:17,375 --> 01:24:18,500
think so
1146
01:24:21,208 --> 01:24:24,833
You're the biggest jerk in the world
1147
01:24:24,917 --> 01:24:26,333
The first day we met,
1148
01:24:26,417 --> 01:24:27,833
you got me drunk and
took me to a love hotel
1149
01:24:27,917 --> 01:24:29,167
Fortunately it didn't happen that night
1150
01:24:29,250 --> 01:24:31,500
If it did, what am I supposed to do now?
1151
01:24:31,583 --> 01:24:34,250
Then you coached me how to attract men
1152
01:24:34,375 --> 01:24:36,083
by telling me all these
bad things about men
1153
01:24:36,208 --> 01:24:38,833
I've lost all illusions
towards the opposite sex
1154
01:24:38,917 --> 01:24:41,958
And in order to
curry favors with your boss,
1155
01:24:42,083 --> 01:24:44,417
you're even making
a proposal on his behalf
1156
01:24:44,500 --> 01:24:46,417
You're no better than a dog
1157
01:24:48,542 --> 01:24:50,083
No better
1158
01:24:50,542 --> 01:24:52,792
Actually let me correct myself
1159
01:24:52,917 --> 01:24:56,083
Dogs are way cuter than you are!
1160
01:25:02,667 --> 01:25:05,000
Hey, so is that a yes?
1161
01:25:05,583 --> 01:25:08,125
I need to go back to him with an answer!
1162
01:25:24,250 --> 01:25:27,667
You think I enjoy proposing on his behalf?
1163
01:25:29,250 --> 01:25:31,625
I know who I am
1164
01:25:32,000 --> 01:25:34,625
You didn't have to dump it
all on me like that
1165
01:25:36,500 --> 01:25:39,292
Sorry for misunderstanding your motives
1166
01:25:39,417 --> 01:25:40,625
Miu?
1167
01:25:41,833 --> 01:25:44,833
I sat across from you, I saw your sadness
1168
01:26:21,042 --> 01:26:23,208
I've never wept for a guy before
1169
01:26:23,583 --> 01:26:25,500
This is the first time ever
1170
01:26:26,083 --> 01:26:29,208
I don't now why I'm crying
over a guy like him
1171
01:27:03,000 --> 01:27:05,458
File 2, Name: CC, Occupation: PR
1172
01:27:12,333 --> 01:27:14,125
CC spent all her savings
1173
01:27:14,250 --> 01:27:16,125
to attend Eugene's party
1174
01:27:16,250 --> 01:27:18,792
What a beautiful skirt
1175
01:27:18,917 --> 01:27:21,458
Find me a set of undergarments that match
1176
01:27:21,583 --> 01:27:22,792
Ok
1177
01:27:24,500 --> 01:27:28,417
Stop fussing over these
and find me something
1178
01:27:28,500 --> 01:27:29,708
Does it work?
1179
01:27:30,417 --> 01:27:31,625
Let's see Do you like it?
1180
01:27:31,750 --> 01:27:34,458
It works perfectly How about here?
1181
01:27:34,583 --> 01:27:36,500
Great T oo tight?
1182
01:27:36,917 --> 01:27:38,542
And here?
1183
01:27:38,917 --> 01:27:41,375
No problem Try the skirt on
1184
01:27:41,500 --> 01:27:42,625
Perfect
1185
01:27:42,750 --> 01:27:45,000
Do you like it? It's great
1186
01:27:45,083 --> 01:27:47,000
That day, me and Donut just looked like
1187
01:27:47,083 --> 01:27:49,208
fitting a wedding gown for a bride
1188
01:27:49,333 --> 01:27:51,708
I've never seen CC this excited before
1189
01:28:01,375 --> 01:28:02,333
Look
1190
01:28:11,375 --> 01:28:14,833
Do you like my outfit? Do I look pretty?
1191
01:28:17,417 --> 01:28:18,708
We're not going
1192
01:28:19,083 --> 01:28:20,375
We're not?
1193
01:28:22,750 --> 01:28:24,042
They refused to accept you
1194
01:28:30,083 --> 01:28:32,333
They said I was stupid
1195
01:28:35,083 --> 01:28:37,500
I never knew they were like that
1196
01:28:39,375 --> 01:28:41,292
discriminatory
1197
01:28:44,417 --> 01:28:45,833
Bastard!
1198
01:28:48,167 --> 01:28:51,500
Why don't you go on your own?
1199
01:28:52,333 --> 01:28:56,542
I'm fine. Look, I'm fine
1200
01:29:05,417 --> 01:29:07,292
I'll never give you up
1201
01:29:10,750 --> 01:29:12,667
I'll never give you up
1202
01:33:00,333 --> 01:33:03,917
That night CC not only
lost everything she owned
1203
01:33:04,000 --> 01:33:07,208
but also a heart that
has expected to be in love
1204
01:34:11,708 --> 01:34:13,875
Hey, I'm so tired
1205
01:34:28,083 --> 01:34:30,000
Where did he go?
1206
01:34:55,000 --> 01:34:58,417
Don't be afraid. I'm a lingerie researcher
1207
01:34:58,500 --> 01:35:02,125
I just want to interview you,
I won't call the cops
1208
01:35:09,083 --> 01:35:13,208
I want to know if you're a pervert
1209
01:35:17,083 --> 01:35:20,458
You can say that I am
1210
01:35:24,750 --> 01:35:26,375
Then I want to know
1211
01:35:26,750 --> 01:35:30,125
what attracts you to lingerie
in the first place
1212
01:35:32,000 --> 01:35:35,792
Lingerie is like a woman's deepest secrets
1213
01:35:36,333 --> 01:35:39,958
They want people to see what they're
wearing, yet afraid to show all of it
1214
01:35:40,375 --> 01:35:43,833
They'll show you glimpses of it
from time to time
1215
01:35:44,000 --> 01:35:47,000
but they'll try their best
not to show its entirety to you
1216
01:35:50,000 --> 01:35:54,792
Where do you keep the lingerie you steal?
1217
01:36:10,583 --> 01:36:12,500
All here?
1218
01:36:14,917 --> 01:36:17,875
Just some of it There's more?
1219
01:36:18,042 --> 01:36:19,542
Every piece here
1220
01:36:19,708 --> 01:36:21,625
represents a lady's secret
1221
01:36:24,583 --> 01:36:26,000
That blue one over there?
1222
01:36:26,833 --> 01:36:29,042
A nurse secretly in love with her patient
1223
01:36:31,583 --> 01:36:33,000
The white lacey one
1224
01:36:33,083 --> 01:36:35,500
belonged to an air hostess
who wants to marry a rich guy
1225
01:36:36,750 --> 01:36:38,458
And this purple one over here...
1226
01:36:40,583 --> 01:36:43,875
belonged to the lonely
former tenant in your flat
1227
01:36:44,833 --> 01:36:46,125
Aunt Lara?
1228
01:36:59,833 --> 01:37:02,083
Emergency hotline? I'm under a bee attack
1229
01:37:02,167 --> 01:37:04,792
Send someone to rescue me
1230
01:37:04,917 --> 01:37:07,208
Not a hive, just one bee
1231
01:37:07,667 --> 01:37:09,583
Not a significant number?
1232
01:37:09,667 --> 01:37:11,292
Ok, let's forget about that
1233
01:37:11,417 --> 01:37:14,875
Can you ask for me then if there are...
1234
01:37:15,000 --> 01:37:17,292
off duty firemen
1235
01:37:17,417 --> 01:37:21,125
41-inch chest or so, hardened ones,
1236
01:37:21,250 --> 01:37:25,083
someone resembling Rain
1237
01:37:25,167 --> 01:37:28,958
or Aaron Kwok. I prefer Aaron
1238
01:37:29,083 --> 01:37:32,458
See if they are willing to help a...
1239
01:37:33,750 --> 01:37:35,333
fair looking,
1240
01:37:36,333 --> 01:37:41,125
single and lonely, rotund career woman
1241
01:37:41,208 --> 01:37:45,167
Remember to call me if you find anyone
1242
01:37:45,333 --> 01:37:47,208
My surname is Ho
1243
01:37:48,167 --> 01:37:50,292
My number should come up on your caller lD
1244
01:37:50,375 --> 01:37:52,917
The bee's here again, talk to you later
1245
01:37:53,042 --> 01:37:54,792
Bye
1246
01:38:42,500 --> 01:38:45,958
Your auntie fought that bee
for an entire evening
1247
01:38:46,667 --> 01:38:48,208
Regardless of that,
1248
01:38:48,333 --> 01:38:51,958
they eventually died one after the other
1249
01:38:53,417 --> 01:38:55,458
Are women lonely
1250
01:38:56,000 --> 01:38:57,750
because they don't have men
in their lives?
1251
01:38:57,833 --> 01:39:00,875
Or because they refuse to unclasp?
1252
01:39:01,000 --> 01:39:05,500
The clasp isn't on their bra's,
it's in their hearts
1253
01:39:09,917 --> 01:39:12,292
I realize the person who's
most knowledgeable about lingerie
1254
01:39:12,417 --> 01:39:15,833
is a self aware pervert
who's into stealing them
1255
01:39:16,750 --> 01:39:18,667
I'll probably pay him another visit soon
1256
01:39:33,708 --> 01:39:38,167
This is probably the last time
I fall in love
1257
01:39:38,667 --> 01:39:42,042
As my son, you don't want to
take that away from me
1258
01:39:42,167 --> 01:39:45,042
I should be telling mom about you
but I'm not going to
1259
01:39:45,167 --> 01:39:48,542
This is my first love after all
1260
01:39:48,667 --> 01:39:50,292
How could you be fighting
your son over a woman?
1261
01:39:50,375 --> 01:39:54,250
Enough! I'm the one being fought over,
1262
01:39:54,333 --> 01:39:56,750
I should get to choose
1263
01:39:57,375 --> 01:40:01,333
Yes, let Donut pick the winner
1264
01:40:10,333 --> 01:40:13,208
Sorry Ray, I know you love me a lot
1265
01:40:13,375 --> 01:40:15,250
But I like your dad more
1266
01:40:15,333 --> 01:40:18,667
I couldn't feel the same for you,
you're too young
1267
01:40:22,000 --> 01:40:23,625
Daddy!
1268
01:40:25,083 --> 01:40:27,375
You once told me...
1269
01:40:28,250 --> 01:40:30,542
you would give me anything and everything
1270
01:40:31,500 --> 01:40:34,292
Now you're taking away my first love
1271
01:40:35,083 --> 01:40:36,458
I don't have a father like you,
1272
01:40:36,542 --> 01:40:38,708
I don't want a father like you
1273
01:40:44,583 --> 01:40:47,458
My girlfriend, my son
1274
01:40:49,417 --> 01:40:53,292
I can't lose my son over a girl,
1275
01:40:53,375 --> 01:40:55,292
I'm sorry
1276
01:40:55,417 --> 01:40:58,458
Say that once more and I'm leaving
1277
01:40:58,625 --> 01:41:02,208
My girlfriend, my son...
1278
01:42:18,208 --> 01:42:21,917
My cousin Donut's bra returning incident
was quickly put on the web
1279
01:42:22,042 --> 01:42:24,458
It quickly became the most viewed video
1280
01:42:42,750 --> 01:42:44,208
Hello, you're there?
1281
01:42:44,333 --> 01:42:47,458
I've got great news
1282
01:42:47,583 --> 01:42:49,917
I have found my prince charming
1283
01:42:50,000 --> 01:42:51,792
He was seated on row A
seat 1 on First Class
1284
01:42:52,583 --> 01:42:53,958
He's been looking forward
1285
01:42:54,083 --> 01:42:56,792
to getting married
1286
01:42:58,667 --> 01:43:02,667
He wants to come over to my place
and eat something I've prepared
1287
01:43:03,417 --> 01:43:08,208
But you know... I'm no cook
1288
01:43:28,917 --> 01:43:30,167
This meal here...
1289
01:43:30,250 --> 01:43:34,292
probably cost 50 bucks
or so at a fast food joint?
1290
01:43:34,417 --> 01:43:36,792
Roger, I cooked this myself
1291
01:43:37,708 --> 01:43:41,208
Not many people call me by my first name
1292
01:43:41,375 --> 01:43:45,750
Only the CEO and the Board Members
1293
01:43:45,875 --> 01:43:46,792
call me by my first name
1294
01:43:46,917 --> 01:43:49,042
No one else
1295
01:43:49,208 --> 01:43:50,500
Mr. Lee
1296
01:43:50,583 --> 01:43:53,000
Well, I didn't say you couldn't
1297
01:43:53,750 --> 01:43:55,042
Roger
1298
01:43:56,083 --> 01:44:01,542
My parents raised me without junk food
1299
01:44:02,042 --> 01:44:05,375
They are high in calories and trans-fat
1300
01:44:05,750 --> 01:44:08,292
Know that in the last 6 months alone,
1301
01:44:08,417 --> 01:44:11,583
eight air hostesses tried to court me
1302
01:44:11,667 --> 01:44:15,208
Three white collar executives, one nurse
1303
01:44:15,333 --> 01:44:16,583
One even has a PHD degree
1304
01:44:16,625 --> 01:44:19,417
I don't want celebrities, too high profile
1305
01:44:19,542 --> 01:44:22,542
I've always liked a Cinderella Story
1306
01:44:22,708 --> 01:44:24,625
You know, on the market now
1307
01:44:24,708 --> 01:44:27,667
there's a high demand for Prince Charming
1308
01:44:27,792 --> 01:44:30,042
and an over supply of Cinderella
1309
01:44:30,125 --> 01:44:33,125
It's impossible to find a balance of trade
1310
01:44:34,167 --> 01:44:37,292
I understand. Can I use the toilet?
1311
01:44:37,833 --> 01:44:39,208
Use the toilet?
1312
01:44:53,083 --> 01:44:54,625
I picked a set of
1313
01:44:54,750 --> 01:44:56,583
killer underwear for you
1314
01:44:58,583 --> 01:45:02,417
And I pricked on the condom here
1315
01:45:02,542 --> 01:45:05,750
Silly boy! You know...
1316
01:45:05,875 --> 01:45:09,333
if you get knocked up, it'll seal the deal
1317
01:45:27,875 --> 01:45:29,000
You're leaving?
1318
01:45:35,000 --> 01:45:36,792
Where are you going, silly boy?
1319
01:45:36,875 --> 01:45:38,000
What happened?
1320
01:45:41,250 --> 01:45:42,708
That was fast?
1321
01:45:47,208 --> 01:45:48,875
You guys got it on right away?
1322
01:45:50,417 --> 01:45:53,708
Can't blame him, you're stunning
1323
01:45:54,208 --> 01:45:56,500
You think the whole world is
as stupid as you are
1324
01:45:57,042 --> 01:45:59,375
It's not that easy to bed a rich guy
1325
01:46:00,542 --> 01:46:02,875
Not everyone can be Cinderella
1326
01:46:05,833 --> 01:46:09,292
Why don't you get a proper job?
1327
01:46:09,417 --> 01:46:11,750
You don't even try your luck
with the lottery
1328
01:46:11,833 --> 01:46:14,458
What if I couldn't find anyone?
1329
01:46:14,583 --> 01:46:16,625
Did you ever think about that?
1330
01:46:16,750 --> 01:46:19,875
What else do you know
apart from housework?
1331
01:46:27,750 --> 01:46:31,542
I know... you
1332
01:46:33,333 --> 01:46:34,792
I know you
1333
01:46:50,500 --> 01:46:53,792
I'm not giving up my dream
to marry a rich guy for you
1334
01:46:54,667 --> 01:46:56,875
I already know that
1335
01:46:58,167 --> 01:47:00,958
I don't know if Celine
ever gave up that goal
1336
01:47:01,083 --> 01:47:03,583
But she did, on this night at least
1337
01:47:07,833 --> 01:47:10,833
Ok, change the pose
1338
01:47:11,000 --> 01:47:13,625
Think of a tune,
let's play some music, ok?
1339
01:47:13,708 --> 01:47:15,708
How about "Can't Get You Out Of My Head"?
1340
01:47:15,833 --> 01:47:19,125
Yes, that's right, over here
1341
01:47:19,208 --> 01:47:20,958
Ok... you can't do that
1342
01:47:21,042 --> 01:47:23,375
You're not doing your bodies justice
1343
01:47:23,500 --> 01:47:25,125
Okay? Look at him
1344
01:47:25,208 --> 01:47:28,375
Oh yeah, that's great, ok?
1345
01:47:28,500 --> 01:47:31,125
Envelope her and cross your legs,
like that
1346
01:47:31,208 --> 01:47:34,167
Go over that way, understand?
1347
01:47:41,500 --> 01:47:47,958
Perfect!... Parfait!...
1348
01:47:48,750 --> 01:47:50,292
Everyone,
1349
01:47:50,417 --> 01:47:52,208
what do you all think of
this direction I'm taking?
1350
01:47:52,542 --> 01:47:54,708
I would love to hear about your thoughts
1351
01:47:54,875 --> 01:47:56,708
Lucas
1352
01:47:57,250 --> 01:47:59,167
I thought...
1353
01:48:01,542 --> 01:48:03,625
it was perfect!
1354
01:48:04,250 --> 01:48:06,792
I don't believe you. Josephine?
1355
01:48:06,917 --> 01:48:08,833
If I'm being honest...
1356
01:48:11,417 --> 01:48:15,417
this idea... couldn't be any better...
1357
01:48:17,750 --> 01:48:21,958
I thought...
She thought it was very good!
1358
01:48:23,833 --> 01:48:26,583
I hate hypocrites
1359
01:48:26,667 --> 01:48:30,958
I'm so glad to see
how truthful you all are
1360
01:48:31,500 --> 01:48:32,958
What a relief...
1361
01:48:34,583 --> 01:48:36,292
I thought it was mediocre
1362
01:48:36,833 --> 01:48:38,708
Fiancee!
1363
01:48:43,500 --> 01:48:46,792
Since everyone here is truthful,
let me tell the lies
1364
01:48:47,500 --> 01:48:49,417
One word review, dreadful
1365
01:48:50,833 --> 01:48:53,250
You're so lying
1366
01:48:54,292 --> 01:48:57,500
Hilarious Yeah, she's the funniest
1367
01:48:57,625 --> 01:48:59,500
I'm extremely unfunny
1368
01:49:00,208 --> 01:49:02,292
I'm not here to tell jokes
1369
01:49:03,292 --> 01:49:05,667
I thought it through, I'm saying no
1370
01:49:17,708 --> 01:49:20,458
Sorry, I didn't realize you'd get so hurt
1371
01:49:22,542 --> 01:49:27,292
You didn't hurt me, you hurt yourself
1372
01:49:27,375 --> 01:49:29,500
by giving up on a perfection incarnate
1373
01:49:29,667 --> 01:49:31,583
and the bright future we could've shared
1374
01:49:31,708 --> 01:49:34,458
You're so stupid,
how could you be so stupid?
1375
01:49:36,833 --> 01:49:38,500
Say something!
1376
01:49:39,500 --> 01:49:41,125
Why do you made him cry?
1377
01:49:42,833 --> 01:49:45,667
I want you to clarify our relationship
1378
01:49:56,958 --> 01:49:58,208
Lucas!
1379
01:49:58,292 --> 01:49:59,917
Get out of the way, narcissist
1380
01:50:00,083 --> 01:50:01,750
I've had enough of you
1381
01:50:01,833 --> 01:50:03,792
Do you know how selfish you are?
1382
01:50:03,917 --> 01:50:05,542
You really think the universe
revolves around you?
1383
01:50:05,667 --> 01:50:07,417
My narcissism is better
than your insecurity
1384
01:50:07,500 --> 01:50:09,625
She didn't say she didn't want you,
you rejected yourself
1385
01:50:09,750 --> 01:50:11,375
You got no guts to go after her
1386
01:50:11,833 --> 01:50:13,750
Go after whom? Miu
1387
01:50:13,833 --> 01:50:17,417
Even the bimbo here
can see through it clearly
1388
01:50:17,583 --> 01:50:21,708
You punched me out of
no reason because she left
1389
01:50:23,417 --> 01:50:26,125
Was I really like that? Yes...
1390
01:50:36,208 --> 01:50:38,417
I've seen many love story
endings in the movies
1391
01:50:38,500 --> 01:50:41,417
It's always the guy chasing after the girl
1392
01:50:41,583 --> 01:50:43,917
running like mad on the streets
1393
01:50:44,000 --> 01:50:45,208
Hey!
1394
01:50:45,333 --> 01:50:47,542
I don't know if I'm going to be moved
1395
01:50:47,667 --> 01:50:50,083
but I do want to be chased after for once
1396
01:50:53,083 --> 01:50:54,958
whichever one of them will be fine
1397
01:51:22,750 --> 01:51:24,708
You asked me to clarify
our relationship for you
1398
01:51:24,875 --> 01:51:26,042
I have an answer for you
1399
01:51:27,542 --> 01:51:29,625
When I failed to bed you,
1400
01:51:29,750 --> 01:51:31,292
I thought we can be good friends
1401
01:51:31,417 --> 01:51:33,500
and I wanted to be the one
to teach you how to get men
1402
01:51:34,875 --> 01:51:36,583
But I get more upset
1403
01:51:36,708 --> 01:51:38,500
with every man you meet
1404
01:51:43,667 --> 01:51:45,458
I do know plenty of men,
1405
01:51:46,125 --> 01:51:48,250
none of them my type though
1406
01:51:49,500 --> 01:51:50,958
I want someone
1407
01:51:51,125 --> 01:51:52,750
who lets me call the shots
1408
01:51:53,625 --> 01:51:55,750
but end up making all the decisions for me
1409
01:51:56,875 --> 01:51:59,917
I want to find someone who does everything
I tell him to do
1410
01:52:00,083 --> 01:52:02,208
but make me want to do the same for him
1411
01:52:03,292 --> 01:52:05,250
I want to be a woman
with successful career
1412
01:52:06,333 --> 01:52:08,500
but I don't want to have
to work all that hard
1413
01:52:11,333 --> 01:52:13,500
I'm mortified that
you are fooled by the others
1414
01:52:13,625 --> 01:52:15,667
but I can't fool you
1415
01:52:15,917 --> 01:52:17,583
When you and Antonio had sex,
1416
01:52:17,708 --> 01:52:19,667
I felt really sad
1417
01:52:22,292 --> 01:52:25,250
You mean that one time we had safe sex?
1418
01:52:25,375 --> 01:52:26,625
What?
1419
01:52:28,167 --> 01:52:31,500
Safe sex for him was...
1420
01:52:31,625 --> 01:52:34,750
he does his own and I do mine
1421
01:52:37,792 --> 01:52:39,250
Masturbation?
1422
01:52:42,083 --> 01:52:46,458
I want a passionate relationship
but I don't want to get hurt
1423
01:52:48,333 --> 01:52:52,167
You're the worst guy I know
1424
01:52:53,083 --> 01:52:55,125
But I don't know why I would cry for you
1425
01:52:55,708 --> 01:52:57,958
I also thought I could
claim your virginity
1426
01:52:58,042 --> 01:53:00,375
only to have you conquer mine
1427
01:53:01,167 --> 01:53:03,042
You're still...?
1428
01:53:04,708 --> 01:53:05,125
I meant my first real love
1429
01:53:08,917 --> 01:53:10,708
You said I'm the worst
adversary you can have
1430
01:53:10,833 --> 01:53:12,333
True
1431
01:53:31,542 --> 01:53:33,500
Madame Fortune Teller!...
1432
01:53:33,625 --> 01:53:34,708
Hi, Lucas, it's been a while
1433
01:53:34,875 --> 01:53:36,167
How are you? Indeed
1434
01:53:36,250 --> 01:53:38,500
Remember I called you once around midnight
1435
01:53:38,583 --> 01:53:40,000
to consult on something?
1436
01:53:40,083 --> 01:53:41,625
Impossible, I am an early sleeper
1437
01:53:41,792 --> 01:53:43,292
and I turn the phone off.
How did you locate me?
1438
01:53:43,417 --> 01:53:46,083
That's not possible, I did speak to you
1439
01:53:46,167 --> 01:53:47,250
Forget about that,
1440
01:53:47,375 --> 01:53:48,917
I have an emergency thing to ask
1441
01:53:49,042 --> 01:53:51,083
She was born in 1 985
1442
01:53:51,208 --> 01:53:52,917
August 28th Do we...
1443
01:53:53,000 --> 01:53:55,125
make a good match?...
Let me take a look
1444
01:53:58,917 --> 01:54:01,250
Actually, forget about that
1445
01:54:01,333 --> 01:54:03,208
It doesn't really matter...
1446
01:54:03,958 --> 01:54:07,375
You guys look like the perfect match
1447
01:54:07,542 --> 01:54:09,042
I need to go somewhere, bye
1448
01:54:10,167 --> 01:54:12,875
Really? Of course, believe me
1449
01:54:16,833 --> 01:54:18,625
Perfect match?...
1450
01:54:20,167 --> 01:54:21,750
It's raining!
1451
01:54:34,292 --> 01:54:35,667
Let's be friends
1452
01:54:38,750 --> 01:54:40,750
Boyfriend and girlfriend
1453
01:55:08,750 --> 01:55:11,625
(First Night)
1454
01:56:22,875 --> 01:56:25,000
Sometimes a man's hands
1455
01:56:25,125 --> 01:56:27,625
can help in unclasping a woman's bra
1456
01:56:28,125 --> 01:56:30,333
But to unclasp one's inner self,
1457
01:56:30,500 --> 01:56:32,458
it's best to leave that to herself.
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