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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:35,917 --> 00:00:37,292 You were right Tutu... 2 00:00:39,042 --> 00:00:41,042 ...a swine should stick to feasting on just crap. 3 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:45,792 Trying a cake, will give it nothing but diarrhoea. 4 00:00:46,125 --> 00:00:47,167 It's recording, by the way 5 00:00:47,292 --> 00:00:49,417 Bloody hell... who'll tell me, your father? 6 00:00:51,167 --> 00:00:53,542 Ya, but the picture is black-black. 7 00:00:53,750 --> 00:00:55,167 Remove the cover na, oaf! 8 00:00:57,667 --> 00:00:58,542 Now? 9 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:02,500 Ya, but earlier it was all black... But now it is black and white... 10 00:01:02,750 --> 00:01:03,750 But you can see now? 11 00:01:04,542 --> 00:01:06,167 Ya", yap away! 12 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:13,667 Hi. Myself Dev. 13 00:01:14,542 --> 00:01:17,000 Dev... stick to Hindi, so you can actually talk... 14 00:01:17,042 --> 00:01:18,625 ...and we can understand. 15 00:01:20,375 --> 00:01:21,125 Atta boy. 16 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:24,917 Hello. 17 00:01:25,542 --> 00:01:28,917 I am Dev... and this is my best friend 18 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:32,417 Tutu. 19 00:01:36,417 --> 00:01:37,542 And we are both... 20 00:01:39,542 --> 00:01:40,417 Rascals 21 00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:59,167 Hey, open the gate... hey open it, it's the Minister 22 00:01:59,292 --> 00:02:00,750 Sir, the train is about to come... 23 00:02:00,917 --> 00:02:02,125 Open it man.. open it! 24 00:02:02,625 --> 00:02:04,292 We are getting late you fool... 25 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:06,667 ...you want me to get out there and tell you? 26 00:02:06,917 --> 00:02:09,917 Oye, don't open it. Do you want get Mr. Minister killed? 27 00:02:10,167 --> 00:02:12,167 lam stuck in the middle man. 28 00:02:12,375 --> 00:02:14,167 My words must sting you right now sir. 29 00:02:14,542 --> 00:02:18,167 But just imagine, the gate opens and your car crosses... 30 00:02:18,875 --> 00:02:20,542 ...and it stalls right in the middle of the tracks... 31 00:02:20,667 --> 00:02:21,917 ...just then the train comes! 32 00:02:23,417 --> 00:02:26,542 Have you thought about it? 33 00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:28,667 Like a lamb to the slaughter! 34 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,042 Someone gag this foul-mouthed fool... 35 00:02:31,292 --> 00:02:32,667 hey, HEY, HEY! 36 00:02:32,875 --> 00:02:35,750 Stay away... No touching... Even I am in politics. 37 00:02:36,292 --> 00:02:37,792 Will you shut up only when I kill you? 38 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:41,042 Okay bro... raise the crossing... The minister has to leave us. 39 00:02:46,167 --> 00:02:49,667 Be alert, the whistle is blowing. 40 00:02:50,042 --> 00:02:52,917 Your ticket has been cut, up you will be going. 41 00:02:53,167 --> 00:02:54,875 I will blow your whistle. 42 00:02:55,792 --> 00:02:56,625 Leave me! 43 00:02:57,042 --> 00:02:59,792 I, Surra Pehelwan promise you this. Bring this prick in. 44 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:29,625 Why did we turn out like this? 45 00:03:31,917 --> 00:03:35,542 The fact is, if Gandhi was born to Hitler... 46 00:03:36,125 --> 00:03:40,042 ...he wouldn't be Gandhi, he would be a Nazi. 47 00:03:41,292 --> 00:03:44,875 Meaning my dear, a child can be born anywhere... 48 00:03:45,667 --> 00:03:47,792 ...but the place he was raised in, decides what he becomes. 49 00:03:52,042 --> 00:03:54,667 No one knows where we were born... 50 00:03:55,792 --> 00:03:57,542 ...but we were found in a garbage can... 51 00:03:57,667 --> 00:03:59,417 ...getting our faces licked by stray dogs. 52 00:04:18,667 --> 00:04:19,625 Bhaiyaji raised us 53 00:04:20,125 --> 00:04:21,875 So, we grew up to be Bhaiyaji's own. 54 00:04:24,042 --> 00:04:26,000 We grew up on gunshots, instead of lullabies. 55 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:38,000 At an age when should've picked up pencils, we picked up pistols. 56 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,917 Instead of A for Apple, B for Ball 57 00:04:46,917 --> 00:04:49,042 We picked up M for murder and C for crime. 58 00:04:57,167 --> 00:04:58,625 Till the age of 13, we endured pain 59 00:05:11,875 --> 00:05:12,542 At 15... 60 00:05:25,917 --> 00:05:27,375 ...we started giving it back... 61 00:05:28,250 --> 00:05:29,167 And at 18... 62 00:05:30,292 --> 00:05:31,792 ...we had our first taste of blood. 63 00:05:57,250 --> 00:06:00,375 Even a dog barks for you if you feed him a bone and pet his tummy... 64 00:06:01,167 --> 00:06:03,000 So, we always bark for Bhaiyaji. 65 00:06:03,875 --> 00:06:06,792 Ya, and we bite for him too. 66 00:06:09,042 --> 00:06:12,667 Two shadows descend upon a tarry road 67 00:06:14,042 --> 00:06:17,375 Each breastfed on gulps of blood 68 00:06:18,542 --> 00:06:21,875 Bastard children of the night, perhaps 69 00:06:23,042 --> 00:06:26,667 Abandoned by earth, orphaned by the skies... 70 00:06:27,417 --> 00:06:31,042 Their story, this, a tale of crumpled lives. 71 00:08:12,792 --> 00:08:17,125 Look... a silly star in the sky, 72 00:08:19,625 --> 00:08:23,417 Stuck forever, the poor guy. 73 00:08:26,417 --> 00:08:29,917 This sorry earth, spinning dizzy, 74 00:08:33,500 --> 00:08:37,292 Twists and turns all day, just to get by. 75 00:08:39,792 --> 00:08:41,417 We too, must not get 76 00:08:42,917 --> 00:08:43,875 Stuck in between 77 00:08:46,417 --> 00:08:47,625 Stop this spinning! 78 00:08:50,542 --> 00:08:53,250 Life's too short, to just be living 79 00:08:53,917 --> 00:08:57,792 So, my friend... my fellow king 80 00:09:04,625 --> 00:09:07,167 Live, & die, 81 00:09:07,625 --> 00:09:09,917 because tomorrow is just a lie 82 00:09:10,167 --> 00:09:11,917 All we have is today! 83 00:09:12,125 --> 00:09:15,292 K - K - KILL - da Dil K - K - KILL - da Dil 84 00:09:19,042 --> 00:09:22,250 K - K - KILL - da Dil K - K - KILL - da Dil 85 00:09:54,125 --> 00:09:55,667 Life makes you pay dearly, 86 00:09:57,375 --> 00:09:59,500 It's such a raw deal 87 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,000 It's a long, bumpy truck ride, 88 00:10:04,167 --> 00:10:06,417 And there's never a free meal 89 00:10:11,250 --> 00:10:13,375 Even these breaths we borrow 90 00:10:14,667 --> 00:10:16,542 will escape us tomorrow. 91 00:10:18,042 --> 00:10:20,167 We seek a home, around every bend, 92 00:10:21,542 --> 00:10:23,917 Only the road knows, where it will end. 93 00:10:24,125 --> 00:10:25,292 So live it up 94 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,417 A day or two, 95 00:10:27,667 --> 00:10:29,042 More or less. 96 00:10:29,292 --> 00:10:30,792 Let's drink up 97 00:10:30,917 --> 00:10:34,792 Buddy, even if it's our tears... 98 00:10:37,875 --> 00:10:39,250 Friends & friendships 99 00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:41,125 Will last forever, 100 00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:42,875 This stream of stars, 101 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,500 Will shine, wherever 102 00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:47,250 Cause mate, the shiniest of all of them is you... 103 00:11:01,792 --> 00:11:06,792 K - K - KILL - da Dil K - K - KILL - da Dil 104 00:11:12,125 --> 00:11:15,292 K - K - KILL - da Dil K - K - KILL - da Dil 105 00:12:07,917 --> 00:12:10,625 If we didn't have to peel these nuts, and there were no 'lfs & Buts'... 106 00:12:10,667 --> 00:12:12,500 ...life would have been so simple. 107 00:12:14,042 --> 00:12:15,042 Namaste Bhaiyaji! 108 00:12:18,625 --> 00:12:19,875 Just water, or something with some water. 109 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,042 Today, it has to be with some water Bhaiyaji. 110 00:12:26,417 --> 00:12:28,167 Meaning Minister Surra Pehelwan has ascended from earth. 111 00:12:28,375 --> 00:12:30,917 More like nailed to it. With a 100 grams of hot lead inside him. 112 00:12:32,292 --> 00:12:34,167 Why're you so sad Batuk? 113 00:12:35,125 --> 00:12:36,667 Couldn't steal candy from the kids today? 114 00:12:42,292 --> 00:12:46,125 One day show them, what you're made of. 115 00:12:48,292 --> 00:12:49,125 But get me a napkin first. 116 00:12:57,917 --> 00:12:58,625 Good show. 117 00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:02,542 Bhaiyaji, It's just a good time. 118 00:13:03,792 --> 00:13:05,667 It's good that the times are good. 119 00:13:10,292 --> 00:13:12,417 Bhaiyaji, you're always spoiling us. 120 00:13:27,625 --> 00:13:28,500 Tell me... 121 00:13:30,667 --> 00:13:32,792 ...do people turn into stars after they die? 122 00:13:34,667 --> 00:13:37,292 That's what the living seem to think 123 00:13:37,792 --> 00:13:39,417 So how many of these stars did we 'make'? 124 00:13:39,667 --> 00:13:42,250 11... counting today's kill. 125 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:48,417 Dude, that guy must still be en route... he wouldn't reach that fast. 126 00:13:49,917 --> 00:13:52,000 Look at him go... our Star. 127 00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:56,292 Okay, so tell me... 128 00:13:57,792 --> 00:13:59,542 ...how many of these must be rascals? 129 00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:01,542 Rascals? 130 00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:05,042 Only 2. 131 00:14:06,417 --> 00:14:07,542 You... 132 00:14:08,542 --> 00:14:09,875 ...and I. 133 00:14:15,917 --> 00:14:17,292 Here, stamp me! 134 00:14:17,667 --> 00:14:19,000 Sir, stags are not allowed 135 00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:21,875 Sir, there don't have stags. 136 00:14:22,042 --> 00:14:23,917 No problem, we only want whiskey. Stamp! 137 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,000 No problem, we only want whiskey. Stamp me! 138 00:14:26,542 --> 00:14:28,667 Sir... men alone are not allowed. 139 00:14:29,792 --> 00:14:32,167 Men alone! Should've got aunty along 140 00:14:33,917 --> 00:14:38,667 Sir! This man wants to say something to you. ls he allowed in? 141 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,417 He is the father... everyone's father!! 142 00:14:49,792 --> 00:14:51,417 Who let the dogs out... 143 00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:56,042 Dude, I don't get these songs. 144 00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:57,625 If you ear's are numb, chew some gum. 145 00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:59,417 What would you like to order sir? 146 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,417 Yaar, get me some beer-sheer. 147 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:02,792 Pitcher or mug? 148 00:15:02,917 --> 00:15:04,125 No pictures. 149 00:15:05,042 --> 00:15:06,667 Get us one bottle with two glasses. 150 00:15:07,042 --> 00:15:09,000 Now race like a bullet and fetch like an arrow. 151 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:09,917 Ok sir. 152 00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:11,792 Who let the dogs out... 153 00:15:29,167 --> 00:15:30,625 Atta boy! 154 00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:43,042 Bro, she's coming here. 155 00:15:46,292 --> 00:15:47,875 Dude, English... talk in English. 156 00:15:52,042 --> 00:15:55,375 Arre Uncle... why bore a hole through that menu card... 157 00:15:55,417 --> 00:15:56,667 ...just for a few glimpses... 158 00:15:57,125 --> 00:15:58,042 ...here, stare all you want... 159 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,667 ...after all isn't this, why we girls deck up... 160 00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:04,875 ...so that 'young at heart' leeches like you can lech at us... 161 00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:05,917 No? 162 00:16:07,625 --> 00:16:08,042 Prick! 163 00:16:11,042 --> 00:16:11,792 Sorry... sister. 164 00:16:12,042 --> 00:16:15,667 That's a sparkling Diwali firecracker. 165 00:16:16,292 --> 00:16:17,250 Oye Uncleji! 166 00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:18,292 Happy Diwali. 167 00:16:24,167 --> 00:16:27,375 Bro that chick is too sweet. 168 00:16:32,167 --> 00:16:32,792 Sorry. 169 00:16:33,667 --> 00:16:36,042 Yup, and she is always giving off heat. 170 00:16:38,042 --> 00:16:39,292 What the hell are you doing? 171 00:16:44,042 --> 00:16:45,375 Dude, that idiot's pulled out a gun. 172 00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:46,750 He's showing off, won't fire. 173 00:16:53,167 --> 00:16:54,875 Let be dude, you don't know how to fire 174 00:16:55,167 --> 00:16:56,500 And you're an expert on shooting guns? 175 00:16:58,625 --> 00:17:03,167 Bloody lady-fingers, you don't need fingers to shoot, you need guts. 176 00:17:03,792 --> 00:17:04,667 I've been shooting guns... 177 00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:06,041 ...since the time you weren't even inside your mother... 178 00:17:06,042 --> 00:17:07,375 ...you were still inside your father. 179 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,042 Now you wanna get out or get done? 180 00:17:11,167 --> 00:17:13,167 Buzz off or I'll turn you into a star. 181 00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:28,042 Thank God you intervened otherwise anything could have happened. 182 00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:29,542 Thanks. 183 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,292 This calls for a hug... 184 00:17:38,042 --> 00:17:38,792 Thanks. 185 00:17:39,542 --> 00:17:40,167 Yeah... 186 00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:44,792 It's a good thing I came, or anything could've happened. 187 00:17:50,792 --> 00:17:51,750 What was the matter? 188 00:17:52,042 --> 00:17:55,167 Nothing... we were dancing and he felt me up here... 189 00:17:55,625 --> 00:17:57,167 ...so I felt him up some here... 190 00:17:57,542 --> 00:18:00,292 ...just a little harder than him... did I do any wrong? 191 00:18:00,542 --> 00:18:03,167 Not at all... just repaid with interest. 192 00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:05,167 O great grandson of Nero. 193 00:18:05,625 --> 00:18:06,792 Hello friend!... 194 00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:09,292 Rome is in flames... shall we leave? 195 00:18:09,792 --> 00:18:11,917 Because of you the club has shut down. 196 00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:14,167 Why don't you guys come over to our place? 197 00:18:14,375 --> 00:18:15,250 w-w-wh-what? 198 00:18:16,542 --> 00:18:18,042 Just come with us... 199 00:18:18,292 --> 00:18:20,625 We were anyway heading to his place for an 'after-party' 200 00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:22,542 No, we've a little work to do. 201 00:18:22,875 --> 00:18:23,542 Thank you. 202 00:18:23,875 --> 00:18:24,542 Come on. 203 00:18:25,167 --> 00:18:27,292 My life must be worth 2-3 drinks at the least... 204 00:18:27,875 --> 00:18:28,917 ...just think of it that way. 205 00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:31,167 - No... - Why not... 206 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:33,750 Awesome! 207 00:18:34,167 --> 00:18:35,292 So come! 208 00:18:38,042 --> 00:18:40,167 Why not... you're a big hero, aren't you... Watch out. 209 00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:50,042 It's all right 210 00:18:50,292 --> 00:18:51,750 Wow! ls this your's? 211 00:18:52,375 --> 00:18:53,375 It is for now. 212 00:18:53,542 --> 00:18:54,500 Can I ride? 213 00:18:55,042 --> 00:18:56,042 If you can start it, you can ride it. 214 00:19:00,417 --> 00:19:02,167 One of you can come in my car. 215 00:19:04,292 --> 00:19:05,292 That'll be me... 216 00:19:07,292 --> 00:19:08,542 You can take the highway to hell. 217 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:14,917 Take care. 218 00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:16,250 I said... 219 00:19:17,292 --> 00:19:18,917 Dev's hanging with such dumb asses. 220 00:19:19,167 --> 00:19:21,417 Arre I was getting free booze... 221 00:19:22,167 --> 00:19:24,500 ...forget those dumb asses, I would've gone with 'this' dumb-ass too. 222 00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:29,167 I love bullets. 223 00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:32,417 Whaat? 224 00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:37,042 Arre why are you being a girl... you can sit closer. 225 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:44,750 By god... what a scent. 226 00:19:45,042 --> 00:19:46,292 So what were you saying? 227 00:19:47,167 --> 00:19:48,792 I love Bullet... bikes. 228 00:19:50,792 --> 00:19:53,042 Even we love bullets... firing them... riding them. 229 00:19:54,042 --> 00:19:56,292 - Can I ask you a question? - You can ask two. 230 00:19:57,375 --> 00:19:59,042 You felt no fear when you saw the gun? 231 00:19:59,375 --> 00:20:01,792 Fear... huh... Fear is afraid of us madam. 232 00:20:02,042 --> 00:20:03,500 Thank god I didn't fear... 233 00:20:04,375 --> 00:20:07,042 If I did, I would be going home with Tutu, and not you. 234 00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:10,250 You could've gotten shot. 235 00:20:11,042 --> 00:20:15,042 There's no bullet in the world that can touch this body madam. 236 00:20:15,292 --> 00:20:17,667 It's better I get shot than you... 237 00:20:18,792 --> 00:20:20,375 The bugger is flirting. 238 00:20:21,917 --> 00:20:23,042 Did I overdo it...? 239 00:20:23,417 --> 00:20:24,417 Did you say something? 240 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,417 - Nope. - Then say something na... 241 00:20:29,042 --> 00:20:31,375 You look like a ruffian, but you are quite sweet. 242 00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:34,250 If only you knew the reality... you'd drop dead madam. 243 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:35,792 Thank you. 244 00:20:40,042 --> 00:20:41,167 Ask me something else na. 245 00:20:44,667 --> 00:20:47,542 Jenny, Chimsy, Pratty... and I am Disha. 246 00:20:48,792 --> 00:20:51,167 All that is fine... but where's the wine? 247 00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:52,167 That way. 248 00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:55,125 You know if he doesn't get his booze on time, he gets a hangover. 249 00:20:55,875 --> 00:20:56,875 The bar is open guys. 250 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,750 Oh bar! Bar is open. 251 00:20:59,667 --> 00:21:01,000 Got you to the right place, didn't I? 252 00:21:02,292 --> 00:21:03,417 Will you take it with water? 253 00:21:03,542 --> 00:21:05,875 I think my mouth's watering enough... I'll take just the alcohol. 254 00:21:06,167 --> 00:21:06,792 Cheers guys! 255 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:11,542 So do all of you guys just keep blowing away your dad's riches? 256 00:21:12,792 --> 00:21:14,250 Dad's... we're blowing away our own! 257 00:21:14,792 --> 00:21:15,750 You guys earn your own? 258 00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:18,542 It doesn't look like you guys do! 259 00:21:18,917 --> 00:21:22,042 Ya! Jenny's a chain snatcher, Chimsy's a pickpocket... 260 00:21:22,292 --> 00:21:24,917 Pratty and I drug people, and pull off train robberies. 261 00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:28,917 Well, that makes us sharpshooters. 262 00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:35,292 Anyway, Jenny's a doctor... 263 00:21:35,792 --> 00:21:37,792 Chimsy's a singer and Pratty has his own business. 264 00:21:38,125 --> 00:21:39,542 You did not ask about us? 265 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:42,875 How can we resist, when you insist? 266 00:21:43,125 --> 00:21:45,292 lam Dev and this is my best friend, Tutu. 267 00:21:46,042 --> 00:21:46,625 Hi 268 00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:47,375 Hello! 269 00:21:47,625 --> 00:21:48,792 So what do you guys do? 270 00:21:49,042 --> 00:21:52,000 - We're murd... - Mur... Marketers... 271 00:21:53,167 --> 00:21:56,875 Boss gives the targets, we finish them. 272 00:21:57,042 --> 00:21:57,917 What kind of targets? 273 00:21:58,292 --> 00:22:02,542 Targets of all kinds... they can be thin, fat, small, large... anything 274 00:22:02,792 --> 00:22:04,417 You didn't say what do you do? 275 00:22:05,167 --> 00:22:06,542 Are you serving it with the frying pan?! 276 00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:07,417 P ratty! 277 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,500 He's always fingering the hot stuff. 278 00:22:12,542 --> 00:22:14,292 You didn't say what do you do? 279 00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:16,042 Are you okay? I am so Sorry. 280 00:22:16,292 --> 00:22:18,417 Uh huh... you know what they say in films... 281 00:22:19,167 --> 00:22:21,000 'In Friendship... there's No sorry & No thank you' 282 00:22:21,667 --> 00:22:25,542 Take your time... there are still 3-4 bottles left. 283 00:22:25,917 --> 00:22:28,625 Ex convicts, who've served their time... I help rehabilitate them. 284 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,167 You help what 'tate' them? 285 00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:34,917 I get them normal jobs, carpenters, tailors, plumbers, whatever... 286 00:22:37,250 --> 00:22:37,750 Why? 287 00:22:41,667 --> 00:22:42,250 Why? 288 00:22:42,875 --> 00:22:44,917 So they don't go back to a life of crime. 289 00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:47,042 Let's go? 290 00:22:48,417 --> 00:22:49,167 We must go 291 00:22:50,917 --> 00:22:51,417 ...thank you! 292 00:22:53,917 --> 00:22:54,917 What happened? 293 00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:56,750 Okay! 294 00:23:04,042 --> 00:23:05,042 Are you sleeping? 295 00:23:05,417 --> 00:23:06,792 Nope... I'm thinking... 296 00:23:07,667 --> 00:23:11,042 Such a cute girl that Disha is... but she has such a dangerous job... 297 00:23:11,167 --> 00:23:13,167 We have a more dangerous job... 298 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,292 we're just not that cute. 299 00:23:16,750 --> 00:23:19,625 I mean, look at that Jenny... 300 00:23:20,125 --> 00:23:20,792 ...she's a doctor! 301 00:23:21,417 --> 00:23:23,542 Bloody who can tell what a person is by just looking at them. 302 00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:25,417 So do we look like sharpshooters? 303 00:23:25,625 --> 00:23:26,167 Yup. 304 00:23:30,042 --> 00:23:34,000 Okay tell me, what If I was a doctor? 305 00:23:35,292 --> 00:23:38,042 You'd still be killing people my child... even then. 306 00:23:39,917 --> 00:23:41,000 ...even then. 307 00:23:45,417 --> 00:23:46,875 Here my sleepy lion! 308 00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:54,917 At least wash it man, now even the tea tastes like whiskey. 309 00:24:06,167 --> 00:24:08,917 It is the chick's text... 310 00:24:09,542 --> 00:24:12,167 ...she's thanking me again for saving her life. 311 00:24:12,667 --> 00:24:14,542 Prick, you've taken her number also 312 00:24:14,792 --> 00:24:17,167 If the giver has no problem, why should the receiver... 313 00:24:17,375 --> 00:24:19,292 ...and why should the receiver's friend?! 314 00:24:21,667 --> 00:24:22,167 Now? 315 00:24:22,792 --> 00:24:25,417 This is the first time a decent girl's texted me. 316 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,792 I have to give a fitting reply... something classy. 317 00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:29,750 I'm going to say... 318 00:24:31,375 --> 00:24:37,417 'where there is a damsel in crisis, a true macho man rises'! 319 00:24:37,917 --> 00:24:44,042 Dude, just quietly send her one of those corny internet, forward jokes. 320 00:24:45,792 --> 00:24:47,167 Decent or indecent? 321 00:24:47,292 --> 00:24:48,250 That's up to you. 322 00:24:49,042 --> 00:24:50,417 I'll send her a 'yo mama is so fat...' 323 00:24:52,375 --> 00:24:53,667 go...go...gone! 324 00:25:15,292 --> 00:25:16,667 Dude what is this 'Lo|' 325 00:25:21,917 --> 00:25:24,750 Lol?... meaning L O and L again? 326 00:25:25,375 --> 00:25:27,000 Yes, Lol! Look. 327 00:25:30,292 --> 00:25:31,500 ls she mad at me? 328 00:25:32,917 --> 00:25:33,750 Come let's check it! 329 00:25:44,292 --> 00:25:46,167 Hurry, and quickly search what does this mean, please. 330 00:25:49,167 --> 00:25:50,167 Then you only tell me. 331 00:25:53,292 --> 00:25:55,167 LOL means Laugh Out Loud. 332 00:25:55,292 --> 00:25:57,167 When someone likes a joke or a forward, that makes laugh hard, 333 00:25:57,292 --> 00:25:59,167 they send a message saying LOL. 334 00:26:00,875 --> 00:26:01,417 LOL 335 00:26:12,167 --> 00:26:14,250 The chick is laughing... 336 00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:15,875 Oye should I send her the one with cats and dogs? 337 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,417 There's a hundred of them... 338 00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:21,042 Dude, where the cat is in front and the dog is behind...go...go 339 00:26:24,292 --> 00:26:26,125 No no no, my child... 340 00:26:26,167 --> 00:26:27,042 Go...gone! 341 00:26:44,792 --> 00:26:47,167 Incoming! Stop stop stop... 342 00:26:50,167 --> 00:26:50,875 What's coming? 343 00:26:51,042 --> 00:26:54,375 Oye... what is Rofl now? 344 00:26:56,125 --> 00:26:57,042 Turn back... 345 00:26:58,667 --> 00:27:01,167 ROFL means Rolling on The Floor with Laughter. 346 00:27:01,417 --> 00:27:04,250 When someone is in splits they are in ROFL. 347 00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:07,000 ROFL!!! 348 00:27:12,167 --> 00:27:14,625 Fill it up... just fill it up! 349 00:27:16,292 --> 00:27:17,292 Who is this villain?! 350 00:27:19,250 --> 00:27:20,917 Is he a lover?!... Is he a lover?!... 351 00:27:23,167 --> 00:27:24,917 No! He is a brother... He is a brother... 352 00:27:28,292 --> 00:27:30,167 Will you even kiss her through this telescope? 353 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,750 Why'd you stop it... play na! 354 00:27:47,792 --> 00:27:50,417 And now from downtown, we have Sunny, 355 00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:52,292 Manny and Fanny and their daddy Shaad Ali wanna hear 356 00:27:52,417 --> 00:27:54,875 Adnan Sami sing this song from the film SWEETA, 357 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:58,542 music by Shankar Ehsan Loy and lyrics by Gulzar! 358 00:28:00,667 --> 00:28:04,292 I can tell by the look in these eyes, 359 00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:07,792 There is a gentle kindness in them 360 00:28:08,667 --> 00:28:11,917 We don't need a place to meet in, 361 00:28:12,625 --> 00:28:15,250 If your arms could take me in. 362 00:28:16,542 --> 00:28:20,042 My eyes have gotten a taste of your eyes. 363 00:28:20,417 --> 00:28:24,375 I tuck its sweetness away; it engulfs my insides. 364 00:28:24,667 --> 00:28:26,292 Chocolate pieces, 365 00:28:26,625 --> 00:28:28,042 Your lips feel like, 366 00:28:28,542 --> 00:28:31,000 Honey-tipped slices sweetaa 367 00:28:34,542 --> 00:28:36,792 Nothing could taste any sweeter! 368 00:28:42,167 --> 00:28:45,750 Sweeta... O Sweeta! 369 00:28:46,292 --> 00:28:49,250 Nothing could taste any sweeter. 370 00:28:53,917 --> 00:28:57,167 Sweeta... O Sweeta! 371 00:28:58,125 --> 00:29:01,000 Nothing could taste any sweeter. 372 00:29:08,917 --> 00:29:12,250 My heart is kidding me again, 373 00:29:13,542 --> 00:29:16,375 Scoffs at my plight and my pain 374 00:29:17,542 --> 00:29:20,250 It's racing my pulses against me, 375 00:29:21,417 --> 00:29:24,167 It's about to be bitten again. 376 00:29:25,375 --> 00:29:28,667 Hypnotized by this dreamy haze, I stay 377 00:29:29,292 --> 00:29:33,000 Every day, to me & myself, I say 378 00:29:33,542 --> 00:29:35,167 In sweltering desert, 379 00:29:35,417 --> 00:29:37,000 You're the holy sherbet, 380 00:29:37,417 --> 00:29:40,042 You're a soul quencher sweetaaa 381 00:29:43,292 --> 00:29:44,167 Dear Sweeta! 382 00:29:44,375 --> 00:29:45,667 Turn the volume down... 383 00:29:46,375 --> 00:29:47,000 Okay. 384 00:29:49,792 --> 00:29:55,042 Nothing could taste sweeter! 385 00:30:17,500 --> 00:30:18,500 Arre you! Here? 386 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,292 Ho HO ho... you! Here? 387 00:30:22,792 --> 00:30:24,000 Were you following me? 388 00:30:24,167 --> 00:30:25,042 Arre No. 389 00:30:25,167 --> 00:30:27,375 Tell me the truth, I won't say a word. 390 00:30:28,792 --> 00:30:31,000 You got me. 391 00:30:33,250 --> 00:30:35,500 You wanted to see who I meet...? 392 00:30:35,917 --> 00:30:38,417 Where do I go? Do I have a boyfriend or no? 393 00:30:39,042 --> 00:30:39,792 Any problem madam? 394 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:40,792 What's your problem? 395 00:30:43,167 --> 00:30:44,792 But how did you catch me? 396 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,500 Does this cook book have recipes to fool people? 397 00:30:52,500 --> 00:30:53,042 I should go. 398 00:30:54,542 --> 00:30:55,250 Wait!... 399 00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:58,667 Coffee? 400 00:30:59,042 --> 00:30:59,542 No. 401 00:31:00,125 --> 00:31:00,875 Why not? 402 00:31:02,542 --> 00:31:05,750 You've worked so hard, you've earned one coffee. 403 00:31:09,750 --> 00:31:12,042 So Mr. Dev... what's your plan for this evening? 404 00:31:13,417 --> 00:31:14,542 It's wonderful... 405 00:31:14,875 --> 00:31:17,041 You said coffee, so I am here at coffee... 406 00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:19,000 ...if you say 'come home' then I'll come to your home. 407 00:31:19,750 --> 00:31:21,042 And what if I say 'I want to slap you'? 408 00:31:21,292 --> 00:31:22,667 Then I will head to my home. 409 00:31:26,417 --> 00:31:28,542 What do you call an Indian girl... 410 00:31:30,375 --> 00:31:33,417 ...who pushes her father off the roof? 411 00:31:36,292 --> 00:31:37,667 Tell me 412 00:31:40,417 --> 00:31:41,292 You tell me? 413 00:31:42,792 --> 00:31:44,167 Push...Pa. 414 00:31:44,417 --> 00:31:45,667 Pushmpa! 415 00:31:46,667 --> 00:31:48,000 What a name. 416 00:31:58,542 --> 00:31:59,875 That's so LOL Bhaiyaji! 417 00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:02,042 ROFL... that was ROFL. 418 00:32:10,667 --> 00:32:11,750 Enough of clowning... 419 00:32:12,542 --> 00:32:13,542 ...shall we work? 420 00:32:16,250 --> 00:32:17,917 He looks familiar Bhaiyaji. 421 00:32:20,625 --> 00:32:22,042 Mr. Gulabchand. 422 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,042 He's the jeweller on market street. 423 00:32:27,167 --> 00:32:29,042 Didn't we get this chain from his shop? 424 00:32:29,250 --> 00:32:33,167 The prick ripped us off, today we set it straight. 425 00:32:36,167 --> 00:32:37,625 Just need to threaten him first... 426 00:32:39,292 --> 00:32:40,625 ...if he refuses to pay... 427 00:32:42,417 --> 00:32:43,417 ...then make him pay. 428 00:32:43,667 --> 00:32:46,917 Okay! Done, got it Bhaiyaji... 429 00:32:48,042 --> 00:32:48,875 See you. 430 00:32:54,792 --> 00:32:59,042 Bhaiyaji, enough of this hack jobs, gimme a chance for something big. 431 00:33:05,292 --> 00:33:06,750 - Will you have soda? - No. 432 00:33:08,792 --> 00:33:09,917 I will have some. 433 00:33:14,667 --> 00:33:17,500 What a surprise Chimsy, what's up? 434 00:33:17,750 --> 00:33:20,042 We're throwing Disha a surprise birthday party tonight. 435 00:33:20,375 --> 00:33:22,042 She'll like it if you guys come. 436 00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:23,667 Even we will like it. 437 00:33:24,167 --> 00:33:26,667 But do you mean it or are you just being polite? 438 00:33:26,917 --> 00:33:29,167 Arre you saved our lives, of course we mean it. 439 00:33:29,417 --> 00:33:30,417 When should we surface? 440 00:33:30,667 --> 00:33:32,125 Everyone will be there by 11.30 441 00:33:32,375 --> 00:33:34,000 We'll finish work by 11 right? 442 00:33:34,792 --> 00:33:36,250 Ya, we will be there as soon as we finish 443 00:33:43,292 --> 00:33:44,375 Dude, it's 10 already... 444 00:33:46,542 --> 00:33:50,167 Oye Clint Eastwood... no one's called, we still need to buy Disha a gift. 445 00:33:50,667 --> 00:33:52,542 Man, you never got me a gift on my birthday. 446 00:33:52,792 --> 00:33:54,625 Did you ever invite me to a birthday party? 447 00:33:55,292 --> 00:33:58,875 C'mon man, this is the first time a nice girl's invited me. 448 00:33:59,042 --> 00:34:00,167 A gift is a must bro! 449 00:34:00,292 --> 00:34:01,167 ummmm... ummmm.. 450 00:34:02,042 --> 00:34:03,542 If you need to piss, go ahead... 451 00:34:03,625 --> 00:34:05,167 ...it will wash along with your blood tomorrow. 452 00:34:06,375 --> 00:34:07,625 UIT1ITTITIIT1... ITTITTITIIT1HITTITTIT1ITTITI 453 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:16,750 Spit it out. 454 00:34:19,167 --> 00:34:23,667 Whatever gift you want, just take it from here na... free of charge 455 00:34:23,750 --> 00:34:26,542 Man, we are hunters, not lowly punters... 456 00:34:26,667 --> 00:34:27,792 free of charge... 457 00:34:28,250 --> 00:34:31,292 So let's buy it bro, outside everyone must have shut shop 458 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,667 So tell me Sir, do you have something nice? 459 00:34:35,667 --> 00:34:41,042 We've earrings, anklets, 'Bindis', Toe rings... lockets... pendants... 460 00:34:42,417 --> 00:34:44,167 It really depends on what your budget is... and... 461 00:34:44,417 --> 00:34:46,250 ...making charges will be extra please! 462 00:34:46,792 --> 00:34:48,042 What'|| I get in 5? 463 00:34:48,167 --> 00:34:49,750 - Thousand or lacs? - Thousand. 464 00:34:55,792 --> 00:34:58,417 For that much you'll not even get the gold dust for the earrings. 465 00:35:00,042 --> 00:35:02,000 You can look somewhere else please... I'm sorry. 466 00:35:04,667 --> 00:35:05,667 Oh, sorry please... 467 00:35:05,875 --> 00:35:07,292 Can you give me bangles for 15? 468 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,167 Okay... meet me half way... let's shake on 20! 469 00:35:12,292 --> 00:35:13,042 20! 470 00:35:13,792 --> 00:35:18,167 It's a pair... for both the hands... Please free my hands also... 471 00:35:18,417 --> 00:35:20,417 And if we don't want to give 20? 472 00:35:24,042 --> 00:35:25,500 You only have to decide... 473 00:35:27,417 --> 00:35:28,417 ...if you're hunters or punters. 474 00:35:30,292 --> 00:35:31,042 ls it?! 475 00:35:31,750 --> 00:35:33,417 Both the options are open, I mean! 476 00:35:34,417 --> 00:35:36,542 We're here to rip him open... and he's ripping us off... 477 00:35:37,792 --> 00:35:38,500 Very good! 478 00:35:40,292 --> 00:35:41,417 Not a word. 479 00:35:42,500 --> 00:35:43,292 Yes Bhaiyaji! 480 00:35:44,875 --> 00:35:45,667 Now? 481 00:35:46,875 --> 00:35:47,542 Now meaning? 482 00:35:47,917 --> 00:35:48,917 Okay Bhaiyaji. 483 00:35:53,292 --> 00:35:55,042 No man... Sorry... sir... 484 00:35:55,375 --> 00:35:57,042 Shut your ears 485 00:35:58,542 --> 00:36:00,250 Please let me go sir... 486 00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:12,750 You messed with us, we messed with you... score settled. 487 00:36:13,542 --> 00:36:14,292 Money sir? 488 00:36:15,917 --> 00:36:17,917 50 lacs... the cost of your life... 489 00:36:18,542 --> 00:36:20,250 ...and this 20 thousand are making charges... 490 00:36:20,667 --> 00:36:21,542 ...extra. 491 00:36:22,917 --> 00:36:23,500 Okay. 492 00:36:31,042 --> 00:36:32,417 Sir, if you could untie me... 493 00:36:38,292 --> 00:36:41,292 My child... itchy are we? 494 00:36:41,792 --> 00:36:43,042 How did you guess sir? 495 00:36:43,167 --> 00:36:45,625 Cause you're scratching me, instead of yourself. 496 00:36:47,750 --> 00:36:50,042 Oh! No wonder, I wasn't getting any relief. 497 00:36:50,417 --> 00:36:52,625 Have you never given someone a surprise? 498 00:36:52,875 --> 00:36:57,167 Oho don't ask... we've surprised people in the toilet... 499 00:36:57,542 --> 00:37:01,417 ...behind curtains, from above lifts... and from where not... 500 00:37:01,667 --> 00:37:03,667 We've surprised people... 501 00:37:03,792 --> 00:37:06,542 ...so much that they could no longer celebrate their birthday at all. 502 00:37:07,167 --> 00:37:09,875 Wow yaar! Even I want such a surprise. 503 00:37:13,167 --> 00:37:14,875 May god grant you your wish. 504 00:37:19,375 --> 00:37:21,000 SURPRISE! 505 00:37:28,500 --> 00:37:30,042 Oh my God. Even you guys. 506 00:37:32,417 --> 00:37:33,250 Happy budday! 507 00:37:33,667 --> 00:37:35,125 Thank you... How sweet! 508 00:37:36,125 --> 00:37:37,917 Happy budday... from Tutu's side too! 509 00:37:38,417 --> 00:37:40,250 And... Happy Budday, from both our sides. 510 00:37:41,667 --> 00:37:42,500 Surprise! 511 00:37:45,750 --> 00:37:47,917 Very sweet! Thank you 512 00:37:51,292 --> 00:37:52,167 Thank you so much. 513 00:37:52,750 --> 00:37:53,667 Will you have something? 514 00:37:54,167 --> 00:37:56,500 We'll have enough to equal the cost of the gift. 515 00:37:58,500 --> 00:38:01,042 - You guys are so funny. - We are just god-gifted. 516 00:38:02,167 --> 00:38:03,667 Disha, guess what? Sam is here! 517 00:38:03,917 --> 00:38:05,375 Come, you have to meet him, come! 518 00:38:05,542 --> 00:38:06,667 Sorry, I'll just come 519 00:38:13,250 --> 00:38:15,792 Why is your friend so lost? 520 00:38:18,500 --> 00:38:21,000 Cause he doesn't have a girlfriend. That's why! 521 00:38:23,542 --> 00:38:25,625 And why are you always so chirpy? 522 00:38:27,167 --> 00:38:29,625 Cause I don't have a girlfriend. That's why! 523 00:38:30,375 --> 00:38:33,000 Disha come! Cake is ready! 524 00:38:33,667 --> 00:38:35,000 - Come guys -Come 525 00:38:53,292 --> 00:38:54,000 Come! 526 00:38:55,375 --> 00:38:59,417 Happy budday to you 527 00:39:05,917 --> 00:39:09,667 Happy happy budday to you... 528 00:39:24,792 --> 00:39:28,167 Hey baby, here's a charm to guard your sweet sixteen 529 00:39:32,042 --> 00:39:35,667 Please! Always stay this nubile little teen. 530 00:39:39,042 --> 00:39:40,792 You'll only grow younger, 531 00:39:40,917 --> 00:39:42,625 Cause age is just a number, 532 00:39:42,667 --> 00:39:45,875 And we can continue our rendezvous... 533 00:39:46,792 --> 00:39:50,000 Happy budday to you 534 00:39:50,417 --> 00:39:52,917 Happy happy budday to you... 535 00:39:54,042 --> 00:39:57,125 Lock up every Tom, Dick & Harry, but 536 00:39:57,500 --> 00:40:00,250 Why are we lovers under curfew? 537 00:40:01,792 --> 00:40:04,917 Sadday... Vadday... C'mon on your b'day 538 00:40:05,417 --> 00:40:08,417 Happy... shappy... Happy Shappy badday 539 00:40:09,125 --> 00:40:12,125 Sadday... Vadday... C'mon on your b'day 540 00:40:12,667 --> 00:40:14,000 Happy... shappy... 541 00:40:14,167 --> 00:40:16,667 Happy budday to you... 542 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,792 If a suitor, was to totter, 543 00:40:39,542 --> 00:40:41,250 Knockin at your door, 544 00:40:41,375 --> 00:40:43,917 Ring no bells, roll no drums & no wedding band 545 00:40:44,875 --> 00:40:48,000 hey hey hey 546 00:40:48,667 --> 00:40:51,667 If this caller, was to holler, 547 00:40:52,292 --> 00:40:53,625 Empty handed, 548 00:40:53,667 --> 00:40:57,042 wear no rings, cut no cakes & no first dance 549 00:41:00,917 --> 00:41:02,667 You're no Juliet... True that! 550 00:41:02,792 --> 00:41:04,542 You're no Eve... True that! 551 00:41:04,625 --> 00:41:06,167 He was no Adam either... True that! 552 00:41:06,417 --> 00:41:07,750 La La La 553 00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:11,167 But, a Romeo, he was to you 554 00:41:13,917 --> 00:41:16,375 Oye happy... Oye Shappy 555 00:41:17,750 --> 00:41:20,667 Happy budday to you 556 00:41:21,375 --> 00:41:24,125 Happy happy budday to you... 557 00:41:25,042 --> 00:41:27,417 Lock up every Tom, Dick & Harry, but 558 00:41:28,417 --> 00:41:31,042 Why are we lovers under curfew? 559 00:41:32,750 --> 00:41:35,625 Sadday... Vadday... C'mon on your b'day 560 00:41:36,375 --> 00:41:39,292 Happy... shappy... Happy Shappy badday 561 00:41:40,042 --> 00:41:43,000 Sadday... Vadday... C'mon on your b'day 562 00:41:43,667 --> 00:41:44,792 Happy... Shappy... 563 00:41:45,042 --> 00:41:47,667 Happy budday to you... 564 00:41:59,542 --> 00:42:01,917 By the way, how old have your turned today? 565 00:42:03,417 --> 00:42:04,292 Forty 566 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:05,625 Wow! 567 00:42:06,542 --> 00:42:10,667 You've really maintained yourelf, you don't look a day over 25. 568 00:42:11,500 --> 00:42:13,292 Are you flirting with me? 569 00:42:14,292 --> 00:42:18,375 No, I'm just trying to flirt. 570 00:42:20,125 --> 00:42:24,000 I hope you don't fall for me. I'm a hard nut to crack. 571 00:42:26,292 --> 00:42:27,375 lam just... 572 00:42:37,250 --> 00:42:41,500 You're a naive puppy when it comes to love... but you're sweet. 573 00:42:42,500 --> 00:42:43,792 Take care, farewell... 574 00:42:46,167 --> 00:42:47,542 eat well, sleep on time... 575 00:42:50,292 --> 00:42:51,667 ...and do write in. 576 00:42:57,792 --> 00:43:03,917 God knows what tomorrow will bring, but you take care. 577 00:43:06,542 --> 00:43:07,875 Best birthday ever! 578 00:43:11,167 --> 00:43:12,917 Love, had happened to him. 579 00:43:13,917 --> 00:43:15,042 How did you come to know? 580 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,417 It was all over your face, you donkey... 581 00:43:19,042 --> 00:43:22,167 ...and when a man falls in love, he starts looking like a donkey. 582 00:43:24,292 --> 00:43:26,625 You were my son till today... 583 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,417 ...now you're a son of this soil. 584 00:43:31,792 --> 00:43:33,667 Answer the call of this soil... 585 00:43:43,792 --> 00:43:44,625 Jai Hind! 586 00:43:45,792 --> 00:43:49,000 We regret this war has claimed so many lives... 587 00:43:49,500 --> 00:43:53,167 ...but trust me neither of the two governments want this war. 588 00:43:54,542 --> 00:43:56,292 MONSTER! You're a monster! 589 00:44:07,167 --> 00:44:09,125 - How do you like it? - It was nice. 590 00:44:09,667 --> 00:44:12,417 Was? There's still an hour to go. 591 00:44:14,167 --> 00:44:15,042 It's a bore. 592 00:44:15,750 --> 00:44:17,167 Then let's go somewhere else. 593 00:44:18,292 --> 00:44:20,042 Speak the truth, it'll serve you well. 594 00:44:20,417 --> 00:44:21,167 Yes, Madam. 595 00:44:27,792 --> 00:44:29,000 Namaste Bhaiyaji. 596 00:44:36,917 --> 00:44:38,667 This is the first time I've seen you alone. 597 00:44:39,792 --> 00:44:41,500 No Bhaiyaji we had too much to drink last night so... 598 00:44:41,542 --> 00:44:43,125 So much that... 599 00:44:44,917 --> 00:44:46,792 ...you're still hungover at night? 600 00:44:48,625 --> 00:44:50,542 I hope Dev's not on some other intoxicant. 601 00:44:50,667 --> 00:44:52,917 No Bhaiyaji, nothing like that. lam with him. 602 00:44:54,250 --> 00:44:56,792 - Bhaiyaji dinner? - You guys eat... I don't want to. 603 00:45:02,167 --> 00:45:05,000 Look... you're older than him... 604 00:45:07,417 --> 00:45:08,417 ...take care of him... 605 00:45:08,625 --> 00:45:09,542 Okay Bhaiyaji 606 00:45:11,417 --> 00:45:12,500 ...and of this guy. 607 00:45:20,125 --> 00:45:21,667 Really? That's killer! 608 00:45:24,917 --> 00:45:25,542 Mom... 609 00:45:27,542 --> 00:45:28,292 Ya mom? 610 00:45:30,125 --> 00:45:32,042 No don't wait for me, I'll eat out. 611 00:45:32,917 --> 00:45:34,167 No... you eat. 612 00:45:37,042 --> 00:45:38,750 Does your mom also worry so much? 613 00:45:39,125 --> 00:45:40,250 If I had one, she probably would. 614 00:45:41,292 --> 00:45:42,792 Oh! I am sorry. 615 00:45:43,625 --> 00:45:44,500 It's okay! 616 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:48,792 Tell me? 617 00:45:50,042 --> 00:45:52,750 Do you mind if someone else shares the table with us? 618 00:45:55,625 --> 00:45:57,042 - It's cool? - Ya, it's cool. 619 00:45:58,542 --> 00:46:00,000 Yo, kiddo...? 620 00:46:00,792 --> 00:46:02,375 - Ya? - Do you want bread? 621 00:46:03,500 --> 00:46:04,042 Sit. 622 00:46:07,792 --> 00:46:10,250 Mr. Waiter, take the gentleman's order. 623 00:46:13,292 --> 00:46:15,542 Curry, Bread and butter milk... 624 00:46:16,875 --> 00:46:18,625 No! A milkshake. 625 00:46:18,917 --> 00:46:20,000 Milkshake!!! 626 00:46:20,250 --> 00:46:21,625 Milkshake, haan? 627 00:46:22,042 --> 00:46:24,292 Listen, now don't interrupt, when grown ups talk. 628 00:46:27,417 --> 00:46:32,042 Sir, do you mind if someone else shares the table with us? 629 00:46:32,542 --> 00:46:33,917 Do you mind? 630 00:46:34,292 --> 00:46:35,750 I don't mind at all 631 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:36,917 Not at all. 632 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:38,667 Binno! 633 00:46:46,292 --> 00:46:49,042 0 Mr. Waiter, take the lady's order too. 634 00:46:49,167 --> 00:46:50,542 Look when grown ups are talking... 635 00:46:50,667 --> 00:46:51,917 I won't interrupt them. 636 00:47:16,542 --> 00:47:17,542 Okay, see you soon. 637 00:47:17,917 --> 00:47:22,042 Why? You're afraid of asking me if you can drop me home? 638 00:47:23,542 --> 00:47:25,667 - So, I'll drop you home. - So, come. 639 00:47:30,042 --> 00:47:31,167 Can I ask you something else? 640 00:47:31,417 --> 00:47:32,917 If you can start it, you can drive it. 641 00:47:36,167 --> 00:47:38,167 By God! You're god... gifted. 642 00:47:43,917 --> 00:47:44,792 How much is it for? 643 00:47:45,125 --> 00:47:48,500 You were my son till today... Son? 644 00:47:51,417 --> 00:47:53,167 You were my son till today... 645 00:47:53,500 --> 00:47:56,167 ...now you're the son of this soil... 646 00:47:56,417 --> 00:47:58,042 ...what a play dude 647 00:47:58,250 --> 00:47:59,417 Can we go tomorrow again? 648 00:47:59,667 --> 00:48:01,500 No man, the play was lame. 649 00:48:01,667 --> 00:48:03,542 If it wasn't for Disha, I would've left earlier. 650 00:48:05,125 --> 00:48:07,542 If it wasn't for Disha, I wouldn't have gone to Bhaiyaji's alone. 651 00:48:08,042 --> 00:48:09,167 What're you saying man. 652 00:48:14,417 --> 00:48:16,542 You're not in love, are you? 653 00:48:16,875 --> 00:48:18,417 Bhaiyaji's not offended, is he? 654 00:48:19,292 --> 00:48:21,917 He will be, if you don't come tomorrow to meet him 655 00:48:22,417 --> 00:48:25,667 Why won't l. Chill man... chill... 656 00:48:26,750 --> 00:48:28,917 ...chchchchill chill. 657 00:48:56,417 --> 00:48:57,167 Sorry Sir! 658 00:48:58,750 --> 00:49:01,917 Don't you think Chimsy will look exactly like this when he grows old? 659 00:49:02,875 --> 00:49:05,250 Bro I'm feeling bad, let's put some shades on him... 660 00:49:05,500 --> 00:49:07,167 Here, please put them on. 661 00:49:08,542 --> 00:49:10,042 Wait a second. 662 00:49:12,667 --> 00:49:13,375 Okay. 663 00:49:23,542 --> 00:49:25,792 Can I have my shades back? You won't feel bad no? 664 00:49:41,292 --> 00:49:44,667 You're lit like the moon today, my firecracker. 665 00:49:44,875 --> 00:49:47,750 I hope Bhaiyaji doesn't light a match and set you off. 666 00:49:48,917 --> 00:49:49,625 Handsome! 667 00:49:52,417 --> 00:49:53,375 Hello. 668 00:49:53,625 --> 00:49:54,792 You won't wish me Happy Diwali? 669 00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,250 Happy Diwali! 670 00:49:56,542 --> 00:49:57,625 You won't meet and wish me? 671 00:49:57,917 --> 00:49:58,667 Get home in a jiffy. 672 00:49:58,875 --> 00:49:59,500 But Disha I... 673 00:49:59,542 --> 00:50:02,375 I, if & but can wait till tomorrow. 674 00:50:02,542 --> 00:50:05,792 You're the life of every party, and I don't want a boring party. 675 00:50:06,375 --> 00:50:07,792 You have to be there okay? Final! 676 00:50:09,375 --> 00:50:10,042 Thank you sir! 677 00:50:12,542 --> 00:50:13,417 C'mon bro, we're late! 678 00:50:13,625 --> 00:50:14,542 I'm going over to Disha's 679 00:50:17,917 --> 00:50:18,917 Have you lost it? 680 00:50:19,750 --> 00:50:21,042 You know what you're doing? 681 00:50:31,625 --> 00:50:32,167 Dev! 682 00:50:33,542 --> 00:50:36,167 A mongrel can chase a car as long as he wants... 683 00:50:36,750 --> 00:50:38,000 ...he'll never get to ride inside... 684 00:50:41,167 --> 00:50:42,875 ...and what's giving you this air? 685 00:50:43,292 --> 00:50:44,792 Just because she hugged you once... 686 00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:49,042 ...she's sweet to everybody, don't assume she's in love with you... 687 00:50:50,375 --> 00:50:52,792 ...and for a second let's believe she does love you... 688 00:50:53,417 --> 00:50:57,042 ...it's only till she finds out the truth about you. 689 00:50:57,750 --> 00:51:01,417 The day she finds out 'what you are' she won't even spit in your face. 690 00:51:03,792 --> 00:51:04,375 Dev! 691 00:51:07,667 --> 00:51:10,625 I know, you know all of this... 692 00:51:17,667 --> 00:51:18,542 ...do you or don't you?! 693 00:51:20,042 --> 00:51:21,042 I'm leaving 694 00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:51,042 When your own sparkler shies away from home, and shines for others... 695 00:51:53,125 --> 00:51:56,292 ...then we've got a problem! 696 00:51:58,667 --> 00:52:02,292 She's just a friend Bhaiyaji. 697 00:52:06,042 --> 00:52:07,042 And I... 698 00:52:09,625 --> 00:52:11,042 I'm his father... 699 00:52:14,167 --> 00:52:14,792 Father. 700 00:52:27,042 --> 00:52:28,042 Mom, vermilion. 701 00:52:42,917 --> 00:52:44,250 I have started liking you... 702 00:52:44,917 --> 00:52:47,792 ...dunno why but, I think I have. 703 00:53:02,292 --> 00:53:05,167 Bol Beliya... Tell me Beliya... Bol Beliya 704 00:53:07,042 --> 00:53:09,042 Bol Beliya... Tell me Beliya... Bol Beliya 705 00:53:11,667 --> 00:53:13,167 When he passes 706 00:53:16,292 --> 00:53:17,875 these streets today, 707 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:22,750 Light a candle, 708 00:53:25,792 --> 00:53:27,417 At your doorway 709 00:53:30,167 --> 00:53:32,292 Fling the doors open 710 00:53:32,542 --> 00:53:34,500 He might return home 711 00:53:34,917 --> 00:53:37,042 Let him not lose his way, 712 00:53:37,292 --> 00:53:39,542 If he finds his way home. 713 00:53:40,042 --> 00:53:42,042 Let no one sleep tonight, 714 00:53:47,292 --> 00:53:49,125 Let's bathe these streets in light. 715 00:53:53,417 --> 00:53:58,667 Let's make him stay this time. 716 00:54:17,542 --> 00:54:18,750 When you passed 717 00:54:22,250 --> 00:54:23,292 these streets today, 718 00:54:26,917 --> 00:54:28,375 Even, the candle-lights, 719 00:54:31,667 --> 00:54:32,542 Couldn't believe their eyes. 720 00:54:36,292 --> 00:54:40,292 He's trekked home for a hundred light years 721 00:54:41,042 --> 00:54:45,250 These eyes are numb, the heart swells with tears 722 00:54:46,042 --> 00:54:48,542 Let no one sleep tonight, 723 00:54:53,125 --> 00:54:55,042 Let's bathe these streets in light. 724 00:54:59,250 --> 00:55:04,292 Let's make him stay this time. 725 00:55:33,250 --> 00:55:37,250 Come back, so there are no regrets 726 00:55:37,875 --> 00:55:42,125 This habit of heartbreak, the heart frets 727 00:55:42,417 --> 00:55:45,667 Come back, come back home. 728 00:55:47,375 --> 00:55:51,375 Test me, till the heart can no longer complain 729 00:55:51,667 --> 00:55:56,250 No one who returns needs to leave again. 730 00:55:56,417 --> 00:55:59,917 Test me, Test my love. 731 00:56:00,792 --> 00:56:03,417 When you come home, don't you look back 732 00:56:05,792 --> 00:56:08,292 When you leave, don't wait and stare back 733 00:56:10,500 --> 00:56:11,917 When he passes 734 00:56:15,167 --> 00:56:16,792 these streets today, 735 00:56:19,917 --> 00:56:21,792 Light a candle, 736 00:56:24,542 --> 00:56:26,167 In your doorway 737 00:56:29,042 --> 00:56:31,000 Fling the doors open 738 00:56:31,375 --> 00:56:33,167 He might return home 739 00:56:34,042 --> 00:56:35,875 Let him not lose his way, 740 00:56:36,042 --> 00:56:37,917 If he finds his way home. 741 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,417 Let no one sleep tonight, 742 00:56:46,042 --> 00:56:48,542 Let's bathe these streets in light. 743 00:56:53,167 --> 00:56:56,542 Let's make him stay this time. 744 00:57:18,167 --> 00:57:19,125 Happy Diwali... 745 00:57:22,667 --> 00:57:23,417 ...belated. 746 00:57:24,792 --> 00:57:25,792 Bhaiyaji you? 747 00:57:26,292 --> 00:57:27,292 You didn't come... 748 00:57:29,250 --> 00:57:30,792 ...so I thought I should come over. 749 00:57:31,750 --> 00:57:33,417 No Bhaiyaji, I had a little fever... 750 00:57:39,875 --> 00:57:43,167 Your fever's gone! Shall we get to work? 751 00:57:43,417 --> 00:57:44,542 Will you take something Bhaiyaji? 752 00:57:45,042 --> 00:57:46,167 I will take a life. 753 00:57:50,750 --> 00:57:51,542 His life. 754 00:58:02,917 --> 00:58:03,417 Look... 755 00:58:04,667 --> 00:58:05,917 ...this is important... 756 00:58:07,917 --> 00:58:10,667 I'm trusting you... don't let me down. 757 00:58:29,167 --> 00:58:30,167 Driver, drive away. 758 00:58:35,250 --> 00:58:35,917 Go. Faster. 759 00:58:40,042 --> 00:58:40,792 Drive the car faster. 760 00:58:43,667 --> 00:58:44,500 Shoot Dev shoot! 761 00:58:44,917 --> 00:58:46,167 What are you waiting for! Shoot!! 762 00:58:48,792 --> 00:58:50,000 I have started liking you... 763 00:58:50,667 --> 00:58:53,042 dunno why... but I have 764 00:58:53,792 --> 00:58:54,625 Shoot Dev shoot! 765 00:58:55,542 --> 00:58:56,375 Shoot! 766 00:59:00,667 --> 00:59:01,250 Driver get away... 767 00:59:22,542 --> 00:59:24,167 - Tutu - What Tutu? 768 00:59:26,292 --> 00:59:28,667 I knew this was going to happen. 769 00:59:29,500 --> 00:59:32,292 This is the first time we've missed our target! 770 00:59:33,667 --> 00:59:35,250 What will we tell Bhaiiyaji haan? 771 00:59:36,250 --> 00:59:37,667 What will we tell him? 772 00:59:40,042 --> 00:59:42,417 Bhaiyaji, the target got away! 773 00:59:50,792 --> 00:59:52,750 Do you know him... Do you? 774 00:59:58,792 --> 00:59:59,667 Yes Bhaiyaji. 775 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,042 Bhaiyaji you're right... 776 01:00:04,167 --> 01:00:05,917 Yes Bhaiyaji, we'll come... 777 01:00:07,292 --> 01:00:08,417 Ya, we're reaching... 778 01:00:13,542 --> 01:00:15,875 I'm having to clean up your mess, everytime... 779 01:00:23,042 --> 01:00:24,042 What's this? 780 01:00:25,917 --> 01:00:26,792 What are you doing? 781 01:00:27,042 --> 01:00:28,250 Do you remember Tutu... 782 01:00:28,667 --> 01:00:32,667 ...when we were kids and we had grown tired of being good... 783 01:00:34,042 --> 01:00:35,917 ...we had buried our books... 784 01:00:36,417 --> 01:00:37,875 ...saying we'll never touch them again. 785 01:00:46,292 --> 01:00:48,167 Well today, I'm tired of being bad. 786 01:00:52,792 --> 01:00:56,292 So, you're giving up our friendship? 787 01:00:56,750 --> 01:00:57,417 Shut up! 788 01:00:58,292 --> 01:00:59,292 Don't even think that! 789 01:01:08,375 --> 01:01:09,750 I'm just giving up the gun. 790 01:01:49,542 --> 01:01:53,292 Hey, have you ever felt love... 791 01:01:54,667 --> 01:02:00,542 ...affection, or even fondness for someone? 792 01:02:01,667 --> 01:02:05,917 No Bhaiyaji, none of the three... never. 793 01:02:09,292 --> 01:02:10,167 And you guys? 794 01:02:10,417 --> 01:02:11,542 No Bhaiyaji 795 01:02:12,792 --> 01:02:16,125 But sir has... and that too all three. 796 01:02:18,250 --> 01:02:20,625 On occasion of losing his senses... 797 01:02:20,917 --> 01:02:22,375 ...jump through hoops and find me some sweets! 798 01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:24,792 NOW! 799 01:02:35,542 --> 01:02:36,292 What now? 800 01:02:41,542 --> 01:02:44,500 Nothing Bhaiyaji, I need your permission to give up all this. 801 01:02:45,750 --> 01:02:46,917 That... I can see. 802 01:02:48,292 --> 01:02:52,042 But I want to know what do you plan to do then? 803 01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:56,292 I'll manage something small Bhaiyaji. 804 01:02:56,417 --> 01:02:57,167 Bollocks! 805 01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:00,292 Something small... 806 01:03:02,417 --> 01:03:04,375 Will you start selling hot dogs by the road... 807 01:03:05,417 --> 01:03:06,500 ...or will you become a janitor. 808 01:03:09,125 --> 01:03:10,292 You flunked 5th grade right...? 809 01:03:11,417 --> 01:03:14,167 ...or have you completed college behind my back too? 810 01:03:17,042 --> 01:03:19,042 No Bhaiyaji, I'll figure something out... anything. 811 01:03:19,167 --> 01:03:21,042 You're not freaking getting me. 812 01:03:24,917 --> 01:03:29,375 It's all fun being in love right now, you know why? 813 01:03:32,417 --> 01:03:34,250 Cause if you wanna take the chick some place nice... 814 01:03:34,792 --> 01:03:38,042 ...you reach for your pocket... and notes just appear. 815 01:03:40,167 --> 01:03:43,917 If you wanna take her to the movies... you reach for your pocket... 816 01:03:44,417 --> 01:03:45,667 ...and notes just appear. 817 01:03:46,875 --> 01:03:48,667 If you wanna buy her some popcorn... 818 01:03:49,167 --> 01:03:51,917 ...you reach for your pocket... and out comes What?! 819 01:03:54,125 --> 01:03:55,042 You know what... 820 01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:58,542 But when that pocket is torn, empty... 821 01:03:59,792 --> 01:04:03,042 ...and you reach out for it... what will you get. 822 01:04:03,667 --> 01:04:04,667 BOLLOCKS! 823 01:04:11,667 --> 01:04:13,542 Your chick will fly away my child... 824 01:04:16,042 --> 01:04:17,542 So, listen to me... 825 01:04:18,875 --> 01:04:19,667 I wish you well... 826 01:04:20,042 --> 01:04:23,042 Keep romancing the chick... and keep coming to work. 827 01:04:24,042 --> 01:04:24,750 That's it. 828 01:04:26,667 --> 01:04:29,042 If I advise you anymore I'll have to charge you... 829 01:04:29,542 --> 01:04:31,375 Show's over... see you tomorrow. 830 01:04:32,750 --> 01:04:33,792 I won't be able to Bhaiyaji. 831 01:04:36,542 --> 01:04:37,417 BhaiyaJ-i! 832 01:04:40,542 --> 01:04:42,542 Can you hear me better now? 833 01:04:46,042 --> 01:04:47,125 Sit... SIT! 834 01:04:51,042 --> 01:04:52,167 And all of you hear me carefully... 835 01:04:54,042 --> 01:04:55,292 If I say Sit, then you sit... 836 01:04:56,542 --> 01:04:58,250 If I say up, then get UP... 837 01:04:59,500 --> 01:05:01,417 If I say spit, you have to SPIT IT OUT... 838 01:05:02,250 --> 01:05:05,292 ...and If I say LICK, you will lie down and lick it clean... 839 01:05:09,875 --> 01:05:11,000 Fallen in love... 840 01:05:12,250 --> 01:05:13,125 Won't be able to... 841 01:05:14,542 --> 01:05:16,000 I running a business here... 842 01:05:16,292 --> 01:05:17,667 ...not some charity 843 01:05:18,417 --> 01:05:21,042 ...that you can just come and go, whenever you want. 844 01:05:23,125 --> 01:05:26,792 Ungrateful snake, I fed him all these years... 845 01:05:27,292 --> 01:05:28,375 ...and now he wants to hiss back at me. 846 01:05:28,792 --> 01:05:30,167 I too have given back to you Bhaiyaji. 847 01:05:30,375 --> 01:05:33,292 You want to show me the accounts... should I settle them right here? 848 01:05:33,417 --> 01:05:34,792 Bhiayaji let it go... he's a kid. 849 01:05:34,917 --> 01:05:37,917 You were kids... when those dogs were ripping you apart... 850 01:05:38,250 --> 01:05:41,417 ...if you can, pay me back with your lives... 851 01:05:41,750 --> 01:05:44,750 ...and If I hear a word more, I'll bury you right here. 852 01:05:44,792 --> 01:05:46,792 He's not in his senses... I'll talk to him... I will. 853 01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:47,667 Out! 854 01:05:49,167 --> 01:05:50,500 What's wrong with you 855 01:05:56,042 --> 01:05:57,792 Apologize, before you go. 856 01:05:59,667 --> 01:06:02,167 I'm bad at math, so I won't count to 3. 857 01:06:04,500 --> 01:06:05,250 say Sorry... 858 01:06:10,417 --> 01:06:11,375 Say it. 859 01:06:15,042 --> 01:06:16,375 Forgive me Bhaiyaji. 860 01:06:18,042 --> 01:06:18,750 Hmmm! 861 01:06:43,292 --> 01:06:44,917 Bhaiyaji spared you... 862 01:06:45,125 --> 01:06:47,625 If it were me, Bhaiyaji would've shot me without a doubt. 863 01:06:47,917 --> 01:06:49,250 I don't care if he kills me man... 864 01:06:49,292 --> 01:06:50,917 It's better than dying a little, every day. 865 01:06:53,417 --> 01:06:56,000 We went through so much man... and you still refuse to get this. 866 01:06:56,042 --> 01:06:57,667 You are not getting this Tutu! 867 01:07:00,750 --> 01:07:02,667 Dude I'm not going to be able to lift a gun now. 868 01:07:03,042 --> 01:07:05,167 How do I tell you, it repulses me. 869 01:07:11,417 --> 01:07:14,042 Dude, I'm done living this way... 870 01:07:15,750 --> 01:07:17,500 I want to start over now. 871 01:07:17,750 --> 01:07:19,542 I want to live with Disha. 872 01:07:22,042 --> 01:07:25,542 I want to be able to look into her eyes, not shy away. 873 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:32,042 I want to live like a decent human being. 874 01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:38,250 If I die tomorrow I don't want to regret that... 875 01:07:38,375 --> 01:07:40,167 I didn't even give it a shot. 876 01:07:47,792 --> 01:07:50,417 I'm not upset that Bhaiyaji doesn't get it. 877 01:07:52,042 --> 01:07:54,250 I'm sad that you don't seem to get it. 878 01:08:32,125 --> 01:08:32,875 Come here. 879 01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:37,917 Listen. 880 01:08:40,875 --> 01:08:43,375 We will go together to Bhaiyaji to take the hit-jobs. 881 01:08:44,125 --> 01:08:46,875 We will also go together to take the money. 882 01:08:48,542 --> 01:08:51,917 But in between, I will continue to live this same old life... 883 01:08:54,917 --> 01:08:57,917 ...and you will start your new life. That's it! 884 01:09:02,375 --> 01:09:03,417 What if we're caught? 885 01:09:04,792 --> 01:09:06,500 Who's ever been able to catch us? 886 01:09:07,875 --> 01:09:08,792 How will they? 887 01:09:11,167 --> 01:09:12,667 You're a rascal bro. 888 01:09:15,917 --> 01:09:19,292 There's only one rascal now... 889 01:09:23,292 --> 01:09:25,375 Who quits a job without getting another one? 890 01:09:25,667 --> 01:09:27,167 You won't get that the joy of it. 891 01:09:28,625 --> 01:09:29,542 What will you do now? 892 01:09:30,792 --> 01:09:33,667 The same thing that any great man does before he becomes great... 893 01:09:35,042 --> 01:09:35,792 ...struggle. 894 01:09:38,542 --> 01:09:39,792 Should I speak to my daddy? 895 01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:45,292 What's the hurry, first let me become a great man. 896 01:09:45,750 --> 01:09:47,042 For a job, you idiot. 897 01:09:47,292 --> 01:09:49,042 Ya, no let me try it out first. 898 01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:51,625 If I don't then 'Hail Daddy' 899 01:09:58,042 --> 01:09:59,250 You're feeling an urge to kiss me? 900 01:09:59,417 --> 01:10:00,417 My. you are god gifted! 901 01:10:00,917 --> 01:10:01,875 Don't even think about it! 902 01:10:02,750 --> 01:10:03,417 O Kay 903 01:10:11,500 --> 01:10:13,000 Manager wanted... MBA... 904 01:10:13,042 --> 01:10:14,292 Salesman wanted... College graduate... 905 01:10:14,375 --> 01:10:15,667 Construction Supervisor - Civil Engineer... 906 01:10:15,792 --> 01:10:17,792 A helper-School pass... What the hell man... 907 01:10:18,750 --> 01:10:20,792 This country has no jobs for 5th grade flunks! 908 01:10:23,750 --> 01:10:26,042 I've heard of lambs going to slaughter... 909 01:10:26,792 --> 01:10:29,042 Never seen the slaughterer screwed by the lambs before. 910 01:10:33,167 --> 01:10:35,042 Calm down... Come. 911 01:10:36,542 --> 01:10:37,292 Where? 912 01:10:40,792 --> 01:10:43,000 You've passed my child... 913 01:10:43,917 --> 01:10:44,667 Whaat? 914 01:10:46,167 --> 01:10:47,292 That too with distinction. 915 01:10:47,625 --> 01:10:49,667 MBA... that too with distinction... 916 01:10:50,125 --> 01:10:54,542 If you ask me he shouldn't have more than passing marks... 917 01:10:55,167 --> 01:10:56,250 There are other degrees too... 918 01:10:57,042 --> 01:10:59,250 Why not a Masters in Political Science? 919 01:10:59,417 --> 01:11:01,000 With the bare passing marks... 920 01:11:01,292 --> 01:11:07,000 ...and the best thing is this degree even suits his face... 921 01:11:07,167 --> 01:11:10,792 lam wondering what will suit your face? 922 01:11:12,792 --> 01:11:14,542 I mean, can this poor man not even joke with you sir? 923 01:11:14,667 --> 01:11:15,417 Of course he can... 924 01:11:15,542 --> 01:11:19,542 So, it's final then... MBA... 1st class with distinction... 925 01:11:19,750 --> 01:11:20,875 That's nice... 926 01:11:24,167 --> 01:11:25,542 Here. Congratulations. 927 01:11:27,167 --> 01:11:28,667 Dude, you've actually passed! 928 01:11:28,792 --> 01:11:29,542 Here, laddoos! 929 01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:51,167 Choose (Excuse) me Madam? 930 01:11:51,417 --> 01:11:52,042 Why? 931 01:11:53,042 --> 01:11:54,250 I want toilet... 932 01:11:54,542 --> 01:11:55,042 What? 933 01:11:55,500 --> 01:11:56,042 The restroom? 934 01:11:56,417 --> 01:11:57,125 Go Left! 935 01:12:04,542 --> 01:12:08,292 Tell me... what are your views on India's current foreign policy. 936 01:12:10,500 --> 01:12:11,792 Yeah yeah okay, fine... 937 01:12:13,792 --> 01:12:15,542 This policy giving electric current to Common man... 938 01:12:16,250 --> 01:12:18,792 but common man's home no electric current everyday... 939 01:12:19,875 --> 01:12:24,792 no w, no tubeﬁght, no water but foreign, in“ day current... 940 01:12:25,292 --> 01:12:27,292 full day tv, full day tubelight, full day water... 941 01:12:28,875 --> 01:12:29,417 water? 942 01:12:30,625 --> 01:12:33,167 Mr. Verma did you not screen everyone? 943 01:12:34,042 --> 01:12:35,792 What kind of people have you called? 944 01:12:37,292 --> 01:12:42,042 In this exercise you have to convince my colleague Mr. Gupta... 945 01:12:42,375 --> 01:12:44,042 ...to buy this product from you. 946 01:12:44,500 --> 01:12:46,375 Sir, these are our LED lights, 947 01:12:46,542 --> 01:12:50,292 200% more energy efficient than other brands. 948 01:12:50,750 --> 01:12:52,292 The best investment for your house. 949 01:13:00,292 --> 01:13:01,917 - Sir, just take na sir. - What? 950 01:13:02,292 --> 01:13:03,542 - Lights sir. - What is this? 951 01:13:04,417 --> 01:13:06,542 Sir, just take it no... My brother's really sick. 952 01:13:06,792 --> 01:13:07,375 Arre but... 953 01:13:07,500 --> 01:13:11,042 Sir, please try and understand sir... my brother is sick... 954 01:13:11,167 --> 01:13:14,375 I need this sale... sir, please try and understand... Lights sir!!! 955 01:13:14,500 --> 01:13:15,167 Are you crazy? 956 01:13:15,292 --> 01:13:16,667 C'mon man, this is not right 957 01:13:16,917 --> 01:13:17,750 Are you mad? 958 01:13:18,292 --> 01:13:19,667 Lights! 959 01:13:20,542 --> 01:13:23,667 A girl can turn a lion into a mouse... 960 01:13:25,042 --> 01:13:29,125 This gentleman had gone from being a hitman to being a target! 961 01:13:32,042 --> 01:13:34,125 Please leave... you can run some other company into losses... 962 01:13:34,167 --> 01:13:35,792 Your brains and your degree don't match... 963 01:13:35,875 --> 01:13:37,542 Sir, we need our product sold, not our company. 964 01:13:37,667 --> 01:13:39,042 This certificate is 100% fake... 965 01:13:39,125 --> 01:13:40,750 I must applaud your confidence... 966 01:13:41,042 --> 01:13:43,000 Do you even know how to spell 'executive'? 967 01:13:43,125 --> 01:13:45,375 If I make you a manager, even the peon's will demand this job... 968 01:13:45,417 --> 01:13:47,542 Sell this degree and buy a beggar's bowl... now take a hike! 969 01:14:00,292 --> 01:14:02,750 Wish you were temple priest 970 01:14:02,792 --> 01:14:04,917 Everyday would be a feast, 971 01:14:05,167 --> 01:14:07,417 It'd rain loose change, 972 01:14:07,625 --> 01:14:09,292 In your plate. 973 01:14:14,792 --> 01:14:16,875 Wish you were a lowly beggar 974 01:14:17,167 --> 01:14:19,292 A regular cash peddler 975 01:14:19,542 --> 01:14:21,792 Never a borrowed penny, 976 01:14:21,917 --> 01:14:23,542 would rest, in your plate 977 01:14:24,042 --> 01:14:26,292 Bro, these palms need some greasing 978 01:14:26,500 --> 01:14:28,292 Some greens would be pleasing. 979 01:14:28,917 --> 01:14:31,042 Give me some cream, give me some cream, 980 01:14:31,292 --> 01:14:33,042 A bland cake is not appeasing. 981 01:14:33,292 --> 01:14:37,750 O Brother! Oh my! Oh my! O Brother 982 01:14:38,167 --> 01:14:42,500 Holy mother... My Oh, My Oh, 0 Holy mother! 983 01:14:43,292 --> 01:14:47,167 O Brother! Oh my! Oh my! O Brother 984 01:14:47,875 --> 01:14:51,625 Holy mother... My Oh, My Oh, 0 Holy mother! 985 01:14:52,875 --> 01:14:55,167 Are you missing some action in your life? 986 01:14:55,542 --> 01:14:58,042 Has your gun become just a showpiece? 987 01:14:58,417 --> 01:15:01,667 ls your rocket, lonely in your pocket? 988 01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:05,417 Do your curtains fall, before the big climax? 989 01:15:05,792 --> 01:15:10,667 Yes? Then you need STAND UP 32, an ayurveda miracle... 990 01:15:10,875 --> 01:15:13,625 ...now light a flame in every lonely lamp. 991 01:15:14,292 --> 01:15:16,000 I have never seen such a lame actor... 992 01:15:16,667 --> 01:15:18,250 I can act better than this! 993 01:15:18,542 --> 01:15:20,667 Hey, bloody winter chill, 994 01:15:20,875 --> 01:15:23,250 Freakin‘, climb down the hill! 995 01:15:23,500 --> 01:15:24,542 Why don't you run to Agra? 996 01:15:24,667 --> 01:15:26,542 But our luck, truly sucks 997 01:15:26,917 --> 01:15:29,000 The Taj Mahal, when in sight, 998 01:15:29,042 --> 01:15:31,167 Just then, the wallet's feeling light. 999 01:15:31,417 --> 01:15:33,667 Stay away, |i| shmuck you're a slimy |i| snake! 1000 01:15:33,792 --> 01:15:36,167 Lightning struck, on your truck don't shiver, when you shake! 1001 01:15:37,292 --> 01:15:39,542 KA KAKA KILL KILL DA DADA DlL DlL 1002 01:15:39,667 --> 01:15:42,000 KA KAKA KILL KILL DA DADA DlL DlL 1003 01:15:42,500 --> 01:15:44,417 O KILL DlL KILL DlL 1004 01:15:44,500 --> 01:15:46,875 O KILL DlL KILL DlL 1005 01:15:47,042 --> 01:15:48,417 O KILL DlL KILL DlL 1006 01:15:49,667 --> 01:15:51,042 KILL DlL KILL DIL 1007 01:15:52,042 --> 01:15:56,292 KA KAKA KILL KILL DA DADA DlL DlL 1008 01:15:57,042 --> 01:16:01,000 But still, if you need something you will let me know... okay? 1009 01:16:01,292 --> 01:16:04,750 No my child, you've already done so much for me... 1010 01:16:06,375 --> 01:16:07,917 ...tell me will you take tea? 1011 01:16:08,417 --> 01:16:09,292 Of course! 1012 01:16:13,375 --> 01:16:14,250 I don't get it man... 1013 01:16:15,625 --> 01:16:19,292 I never thought it will be so difficult to get a bloody job. 1014 01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:20,875 What ya? 1015 01:16:21,167 --> 01:16:23,792 I dress well... I speak good English... 1016 01:16:24,125 --> 01:16:25,292 you know... 1017 01:16:27,500 --> 01:16:28,917 That's why you aren't getting a job. 1018 01:16:29,125 --> 01:16:29,917 What do you mean? 1019 01:16:31,250 --> 01:16:34,417 You're not really what you're trying to look like. 1020 01:16:34,792 --> 01:16:36,167 Just be yourself! 1021 01:16:36,875 --> 01:16:40,167 If your clothes or English mattered... 1022 01:16:40,917 --> 01:16:44,750 ...forget me, no girl would fall for you. 1023 01:16:50,292 --> 01:16:51,125 When did that happen? 1024 01:16:51,417 --> 01:16:52,042 What? 1025 01:16:54,042 --> 01:16:56,917 Meaning, you... have fallen for me? 1026 01:17:00,417 --> 01:17:02,667 Uncle, this is Dev. 1027 01:17:05,167 --> 01:17:06,667 Okay, he works with you? 1028 01:17:07,125 --> 01:17:09,417 No... He's looking for work these days. 1029 01:17:11,542 --> 01:17:14,292 Looks like you're rehabilitating him also. 1030 01:17:15,292 --> 01:17:16,292 No uncle... 1031 01:17:17,375 --> 01:17:18,417 ...he's my boyfriend. 1032 01:17:27,292 --> 01:17:28,042 Just a minute! 1033 01:17:30,792 --> 01:17:33,042 ls this true? What you just told uncle. 1034 01:17:33,542 --> 01:17:34,125 What? 1035 01:17:36,750 --> 01:17:39,417 Meaning... am I your boyfriend? 1036 01:17:40,042 --> 01:17:41,042 Why, are you not? 1037 01:17:43,417 --> 01:17:44,542 lam... since day 1! 1038 01:17:45,792 --> 01:17:46,542 Me too!... 1039 01:17:56,875 --> 01:17:57,542 Stupid. 1040 01:18:04,167 --> 01:18:06,167 Why do you want to sell life insurance? 1041 01:18:09,292 --> 01:18:11,792 You're an MBA... with distinction that too. 1042 01:18:12,667 --> 01:18:15,042 Sir, I think I've begun understanding life sir. 1043 01:18:15,667 --> 01:18:16,417 How's that? 1044 01:18:19,167 --> 01:18:21,500 Sir, I've always lived a poor man's life. 1045 01:18:23,375 --> 01:18:25,125 I've led a meagre life... 1046 01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:29,875 but now I think I see some prosperity coming my way. 1047 01:18:30,875 --> 01:18:33,292 I have a brother who hurl's expletives without warning, 1048 01:18:33,417 --> 01:18:35,417 and would lay down his life, without asking. 1049 01:18:37,250 --> 01:18:38,792 I even have a girlfriend sir. 1050 01:18:40,125 --> 01:18:43,292 Sir, she loves me so much that I've begun loving my life too. 1051 01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:47,000 If one has such a special life, there must be a high price on it. 1052 01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:53,042 And Life Insurance is exactly that. 1053 01:18:53,292 --> 01:18:54,292 Then why did you do an MBA? 1054 01:18:55,500 --> 01:18:57,042 Sir, I didn't want to... 1055 01:18:59,750 --> 01:19:02,875 ...my brother - Tutu, he made me do it... with a gun to my head. 1056 01:19:04,167 --> 01:19:05,000 MBA? 1057 01:19:16,625 --> 01:19:19,000 Welcome to 'Life Guardians' 1058 01:19:19,875 --> 01:19:22,625 We will thrive, dead or alive! 1059 01:19:23,792 --> 01:19:24,792 Oye mister... 1060 01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:29,417 Heartiest Congratulations! 1061 01:19:44,042 --> 01:19:48,167 O Brother! Oh my! Oh my! O Brother 1062 01:19:48,792 --> 01:19:52,917 Holy mother... My Oh, My Oh, 0 Holy mother! 1063 01:19:53,917 --> 01:19:58,000 O Brother! Oh my! Oh my! O Brother 1064 01:19:58,417 --> 01:20:02,542 Holy mother... My Oh, My Oh, 0 Holy mother! 1065 01:20:03,167 --> 01:20:07,042 O Brother! Oh my! Oh my! O Brother 1066 01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:11,625 Holy mother... My Oh, My Oh, 0 Holy mother! 1067 01:20:12,917 --> 01:20:17,250 O Brother! Oh my! Oh my! O Brother 1068 01:20:17,667 --> 01:20:21,417 Holy mother... My Oh, My Oh, 0 Holy mother! 1069 01:20:30,750 --> 01:20:32,125 Thanks for inaugurating my innings man. 1070 01:20:32,375 --> 01:20:33,292 What thanks? 1071 01:20:33,917 --> 01:20:35,792 We're doing this for our own life right? 1072 01:20:36,042 --> 01:20:37,792 And you, my friend are our life! 1073 01:20:44,417 --> 01:20:47,625 lam just 27 man. Why do I need insurance? 1074 01:20:48,042 --> 01:20:49,167 Sir, you're 27 now... 1075 01:20:49,292 --> 01:20:52,625 then when you are 72 you will wonder why didn't I get insured at 27? 1076 01:20:52,792 --> 01:20:55,667 Times are bad sir... this lemon soda could be poisoned... 1077 01:20:56,042 --> 01:20:58,167 ...these mosquitoes could give you malaria, right? 1078 01:20:58,417 --> 01:21:01,375 You must travel a lot too, right... you especially need insurance, no? 1079 01:21:01,792 --> 01:21:03,042 Sir, the times are really bad, anything can happen. 1080 01:21:03,292 --> 01:21:04,292 Ya ya, give it to me... 1081 01:21:06,500 --> 01:21:07,292 Hell-O! 1082 01:21:07,667 --> 01:21:11,625 Come away with me... 1083 01:21:13,250 --> 01:21:14,125 Where to? 1084 01:21:14,500 --> 01:21:15,292 To our Papa! 1085 01:21:15,750 --> 01:21:16,292 Holy Mother...! 1086 01:21:16,750 --> 01:21:19,250 Yes! Your, and mine... get there... now!! 1087 01:21:20,750 --> 01:21:21,375 Hey, listen... 1088 01:21:41,667 --> 01:21:42,667 Namaste Bhaiyaji! 1089 01:21:43,917 --> 01:21:44,667 Later then... 1090 01:21:46,250 --> 01:21:47,292 How are you Bhaiyaji? 1091 01:21:48,750 --> 01:21:50,000 Alive, by your grace... 1092 01:21:53,042 --> 01:21:54,792 ...how are you, angry young man? 1093 01:21:55,417 --> 01:21:56,417 I'm good Bhaiyaji. 1094 01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:01,375 Guys, I thought long & hard... 1095 01:22:02,542 --> 01:22:05,667 ...every big corporate gives its star performers star treatment... 1096 01:22:07,667 --> 01:22:09,042 I'm promoting you... 1097 01:22:11,667 --> 01:22:13,167 Senior assassin Dev... 1098 01:22:14,417 --> 01:22:17,000 Senior assassin Tutu... 1099 01:22:18,542 --> 01:22:23,417 ...and a raise, from 1 lac per head to 2 lac per head... 1100 01:22:25,792 --> 01:22:28,167 ...salary double, working hours, the same. 1101 01:22:28,292 --> 01:22:29,875 Bhaiyaji, this is too much. 1102 01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:32,167 What's too much? 1103 01:22:33,625 --> 01:22:36,917 I pay this guy 50 grand for shooting flies... 1104 01:22:37,625 --> 01:22:40,792 ...at least you guys are shooting people. 1105 01:22:44,292 --> 01:22:46,292 Thank you Bhaiyaji. Who's this guy? 1106 01:22:49,167 --> 01:22:51,875 His social service is causing trouble in our minister's area. 1107 01:22:53,292 --> 01:22:55,417 He's the solitary bone in the minister's pie... 1108 01:22:56,667 --> 01:22:59,792 ...and our minister likes his pie boneless. 1109 01:23:02,042 --> 01:23:03,917 So please lessen this bone. 1110 01:23:05,167 --> 01:23:06,375 He's a good man isn't he Bhaiyaji? 1111 01:23:06,542 --> 01:23:07,917 But of course. 1112 01:23:09,167 --> 01:23:12,542 He's sacrificing his life so that we can earn our living. 1113 01:23:13,542 --> 01:23:15,292 Of course he's a good man. 1114 01:23:24,000 --> 01:23:25,042 Think again my child... 1115 01:23:25,167 --> 01:23:27,042 what you're getting her for killing one guy... 1116 01:23:27,292 --> 01:23:29,917 ...you won't make even if you kill yourself all year. 1117 01:23:31,125 --> 01:23:31,875 Shall we? 1118 01:23:36,125 --> 01:23:36,792 Good Boy! 1119 01:23:44,292 --> 01:23:47,000 Selling insurance to the youth... 1120 01:23:48,167 --> 01:23:49,292 It's not easy... 1121 01:23:50,500 --> 01:23:51,542 ...very good! 1122 01:23:52,667 --> 01:23:55,125 I'm really impressed. 1123 01:23:55,417 --> 01:23:56,292 Thank you sir! 1124 01:23:56,917 --> 01:23:58,917 This is your first commission! 1125 01:24:35,667 --> 01:24:36,875 Do you like how I look? 1126 01:24:38,917 --> 01:24:40,125 Do you feel like touching? 1127 01:24:40,917 --> 01:24:42,125 Don't even think about it! 1128 01:24:57,167 --> 01:24:59,875 I have started liking you very much! 1129 01:25:08,542 --> 01:25:09,917 Yes, my dear, tell me. 1130 01:25:11,667 --> 01:25:14,542 I'm cornered man... I need you. 1131 01:25:16,250 --> 01:25:16,917 What happened bro? 1132 01:25:17,500 --> 01:25:18,667 Too many people, too few bullets. 1133 01:25:18,750 --> 01:25:20,167 Don't cut the call, I'm on my way. 1134 01:25:20,417 --> 01:25:22,625 15 minutes... that's all you and I have. 1135 01:25:22,875 --> 01:25:24,042 I'll get there. Just stay out of their sight! 1136 01:26:28,750 --> 01:26:30,667 Sir... does this gentleman belong to you? 1137 01:26:37,167 --> 01:26:41,375 You're lucky that I've quit the gun, or life would've quit you by now. 1138 01:27:14,917 --> 01:27:17,417 And here I was thinking, this is a strange problem man... 1139 01:27:18,417 --> 01:27:21,000 I hope Disha doesn't find out that I was a bad man once, 1140 01:27:21,292 --> 01:27:23,542 ...and I hope that Bhaiyaji doesn't find out that I'm a good man now! 1141 01:27:23,667 --> 01:27:24,792 I'm just saying. 1142 01:27:25,250 --> 01:27:27,042 If you're going to get screwed... 1143 01:27:27,167 --> 01:27:30,125 ...what does the size of the screw matter? 1144 01:27:32,667 --> 01:27:34,792 Dev... bro... Dev... 1145 01:27:34,917 --> 01:27:35,917 Who is it? 1146 01:27:36,042 --> 01:27:37,167 It's me Batu k... 1147 01:27:38,042 --> 01:27:39,417 Bhaiyaji's right hand. 1148 01:27:39,875 --> 01:27:41,125 He's sent you a gift. 1149 01:27:41,292 --> 01:27:43,542 Put it on the table. And listen... 1150 01:27:43,667 --> 01:27:45,250 - Ya! - Don't flick anything from there. 1151 01:27:45,542 --> 01:27:46,417 Bloody dog. 1152 01:27:46,500 --> 01:27:48,167 You're a dog... your father's a dog! 1153 01:27:58,917 --> 01:28:00,500 'Life Guardians'. 1154 01:28:01,417 --> 01:28:03,542 No no sir, it's not complicated. 1155 01:28:03,792 --> 01:28:07,250 Just an ID proof, a bank statement and your insurance will be done. 1156 01:28:09,125 --> 01:28:09,917 Okay! 1157 01:28:10,292 --> 01:28:12,542 Thank you for calling Life Guardians. 1158 01:28:12,667 --> 01:28:14,167 We will thrive, dead or alive. 1159 01:28:14,667 --> 01:28:16,000 You will thrive my boy! 1160 01:28:16,375 --> 01:28:18,167 You don't trust me Bhaiyaji... 1161 01:28:18,792 --> 01:28:21,792 I've seen it with my eyes... heard it. 1162 01:28:23,125 --> 01:28:25,042 You can shoot me, if it's not true Bhaiyaji. 1163 01:28:25,542 --> 01:28:27,292 I will, you won't have to tell me. 1164 01:28:28,500 --> 01:28:31,667 I'll try with a new number. Hear it for yourself. 1165 01:28:32,125 --> 01:28:33,042 Tell me Dev's number. 1166 01:28:33,250 --> 01:28:35,667 8826914371 1167 01:28:37,667 --> 01:28:39,167 I know it by heart. 1168 01:28:41,917 --> 01:28:42,750 Hello. 1169 01:28:43,500 --> 01:28:45,542 Hello! ls this Mr. Dev? 1170 01:28:46,000 --> 01:28:47,042 Yes, this is Dev. 1171 01:28:47,292 --> 01:28:49,250 I got your number from a client of yours... 1172 01:28:49,292 --> 01:28:50,417 I need an insurance policy. 1173 01:28:50,500 --> 01:28:52,000 Of course, I'll set it up. 1174 01:28:52,292 --> 01:28:54,292 Where's your office by the way? 1175 01:28:54,667 --> 01:28:57,042 It's in New Delhi, the Galgotia towers... 1176 01:28:57,167 --> 01:28:58,875 ...our office is on the 4th floor. 1177 01:28:59,042 --> 01:29:01,042 Okay, I'll see you tomorrow. 1178 01:29:01,250 --> 01:29:03,042 Or you can call me, and I'll come see you. 1179 01:29:03,250 --> 01:29:04,375 Okay. 1180 01:29:04,667 --> 01:29:06,667 Okay! Thank you for calling the Life guardians. 1181 01:29:06,875 --> 01:29:08,542 We will thrive, dead or alive. 1182 01:29:09,375 --> 01:29:10,917 Thrive away, my b0!!! 1183 01:29:11,917 --> 01:29:13,875 Do you remember how to fire a gun still? 1184 01:29:14,292 --> 01:29:15,542 I do Bhaiyaji. 1185 01:29:16,417 --> 01:29:18,292 Your reservation is confirmed. 1186 01:29:20,500 --> 01:29:22,375 Please proceed to the baggage area. 1187 01:29:25,667 --> 01:29:26,625 Hello. 1188 01:29:27,042 --> 01:29:27,917 Where are you? 1189 01:29:28,125 --> 01:29:29,250 Outside, drinking sherbet... 1190 01:29:29,417 --> 01:29:30,750 Why are you not in office? 1191 01:29:31,250 --> 01:29:32,167 Arre I'm right outside office... 1192 01:29:32,375 --> 01:29:33,167 Let's meet... 1193 01:29:33,500 --> 01:29:35,000 Ya, we're meeting in the evening na? 1194 01:29:35,042 --> 01:29:36,292 Nope, right now... 1195 01:29:36,792 --> 01:29:37,500 Now? Where? 1196 01:29:37,625 --> 01:29:39,292 Leave right now! 1197 01:29:39,500 --> 01:29:39,917 Whaat? 1198 01:29:40,292 --> 01:29:43,042 Leave right away! Bye! 1199 01:30:16,125 --> 01:30:17,292 Why here, at Kutub Minar? 1200 01:30:20,167 --> 01:30:22,125 If we were in Paris, it would've been the Eiffel tower... 1201 01:30:23,167 --> 01:30:25,000 ...if in Agra, then the Taj Mahal... 1202 01:30:26,750 --> 01:30:29,125 - ...and if in Mumbai - The Taj Mahal hotel? 1203 01:30:30,167 --> 01:30:31,792 God-gifted you are! 1204 01:30:35,917 --> 01:30:41,000 All the crazy decisions I've taken in life, started out here... 1205 01:30:43,250 --> 01:30:45,125 ...the decision to quit medicine... 1206 01:30:46,792 --> 01:30:49,542 ...to refuse dad's business, and to start reforming criminals... 1207 01:30:51,375 --> 01:30:54,167 ...to break up with my last boyfriend and kick him out... 1208 01:30:55,000 --> 01:30:56,000 ...all those decisions... right here. 1209 01:30:58,167 --> 01:31:00,167 So what decision are you going to take today? 1210 01:31:02,000 --> 01:31:04,667 Today, you are going to make a decision, not me. 1211 01:31:19,792 --> 01:31:22,042 You're not just fooling around with me right? 1212 01:31:23,750 --> 01:31:24,917 Are you high? 1213 01:31:26,000 --> 01:31:29,167 Then straighten me out... tell me the truth. 1214 01:31:31,292 --> 01:31:34,875 If you want to leave me, do it today... 1215 01:31:36,042 --> 01:31:37,292 Don't wait for tomorrow 1216 01:31:38,792 --> 01:31:41,792 ...because I'm really serious about us. 1217 01:31:44,042 --> 01:31:46,292 If you leave me today, I'll handle it... 1218 01:31:47,375 --> 01:31:48,667 ...but any later... 1219 01:31:49,417 --> 01:31:51,042 I'll not be able to take it Dev. 1220 01:31:54,125 --> 01:31:55,667 Any later...? 1221 01:31:58,000 --> 01:32:00,125 I'll not be able to take it, even if you leave me today... 1222 01:32:13,042 --> 01:32:14,375 So do you wanna get married? 1223 01:32:21,042 --> 01:32:21,917 Will you? 1224 01:32:26,667 --> 01:32:27,542 You will! 1225 01:32:41,375 --> 01:32:44,125 A dream has stirred awake from slumber 1226 01:32:44,792 --> 01:32:47,125 An epic waits to unfold 1227 01:32:49,000 --> 01:32:51,250 The rain is bathing itself in her beauty, 1228 01:32:51,917 --> 01:32:54,125 The waters shimmer in flames of gold. 1229 01:32:54,917 --> 01:32:59,292 The damned, are now the blessed, 1230 01:33:03,542 --> 01:33:09,167 Who find, good deeds to be wretched, 1231 01:33:12,000 --> 01:33:15,750 What do I do? What do I do, love? 1232 01:33:19,250 --> 01:33:24,292 This fully clad body, by a naked soul is possessed. 1233 01:33:38,000 --> 01:33:42,417 I can feel the warm embrace of life again, 1234 01:33:45,500 --> 01:33:50,042 This heart has got its lost love back. 1235 01:33:54,792 --> 01:34:01,250 I've spent many insipid nights and days, 1236 01:34:02,250 --> 01:34:06,375 You've breathed back the flavours, I lack. 1237 01:34:08,125 --> 01:34:12,250 Drifters, alike, we were, 1238 01:34:12,917 --> 01:34:16,625 Our wandering, too, was akin 1239 01:34:17,792 --> 01:34:21,750 Unwise, we always err, 1240 01:34:22,500 --> 01:34:25,625 But this madness, is difficult to pin. 1241 01:34:26,042 --> 01:34:31,500 Prostrated, I sing prayers, far & wide, 1242 01:34:32,042 --> 01:34:35,417 In the city my beloved occupies. 1243 01:34:35,750 --> 01:34:40,000 You earn yours here, prayer by prayer, 1244 01:34:40,542 --> 01:34:44,667 God blesses for free; It's lies 1245 01:34:50,542 --> 01:34:53,042 A dream has stirred awake from slumber 1246 01:34:55,375 --> 01:34:57,750 An epic waits to unfold 1247 01:35:00,167 --> 01:35:02,750 The rain is bathing itself in her beauty, 1248 01:35:07,292 --> 01:35:09,292 The waters shimmer in flames of gold. 1249 01:35:19,042 --> 01:35:23,417 I can feel the warm embrace of life again, 1250 01:35:26,250 --> 01:35:30,917 This heart has got its lost love back. 1251 01:35:32,000 --> 01:35:36,167 Drifters, alike, we were, 1252 01:35:36,792 --> 01:35:40,292 Our wandering, too, was akin 1253 01:35:41,667 --> 01:35:45,792 Unwise, we always err, 1254 01:35:46,500 --> 01:35:49,667 But this madness, is difficult to pin. 1255 01:35:50,042 --> 01:35:55,417 Prostrated, I sing prayers, far & wide, 1256 01:35:56,000 --> 01:35:59,167 In the city my beloved occupies. 1257 01:35:59,750 --> 01:36:04,167 You earn yours here, prayer by prayer, 1258 01:36:04,542 --> 01:36:09,167 God blesses for free; It's lies 1259 01:36:19,375 --> 01:36:21,167 When a dog goes rabid... 1260 01:36:23,917 --> 01:36:25,542 ...he has to be put down. 1261 01:36:27,875 --> 01:36:29,375 And Dev's gone totally rabid. 1262 01:36:29,792 --> 01:36:34,250 So, Bhaiyaji should I put Dev down? 1263 01:36:35,167 --> 01:36:37,542 If Tutu... I mean... if he finds out... 1264 01:36:38,750 --> 01:36:40,000 He'll kill me Bhaiyaji. 1265 01:36:40,167 --> 01:36:41,917 - Will he find out? - No Bhaiyaji. 1266 01:36:43,667 --> 01:36:44,500 He will not. 1267 01:36:48,417 --> 01:36:49,792 You're going to lose your cherry today... 1268 01:36:51,167 --> 01:36:52,292 ...carry a charm. 1269 01:37:10,875 --> 01:37:12,625 Do you want a kiss or coffee? 1270 01:37:15,375 --> 01:37:16,167 Coffee. 1271 01:37:18,875 --> 01:37:19,667 Okay! 1272 01:37:37,125 --> 01:37:37,917 Yes Bhaiyaji. 1273 01:37:38,125 --> 01:37:39,125 ls Dev there? 1274 01:37:39,625 --> 01:37:41,000 He's gone out Bhaiyaji. 1275 01:37:41,250 --> 01:37:46,667 I was inside... I don't know what the guys said to Batuk... 1276 01:37:47,542 --> 01:37:49,917 ...he's left blabbering that he's going to finish Dev... 1277 01:37:50,042 --> 01:37:52,417 ...and carve a place for himself... 1278 01:37:53,667 --> 01:37:54,667 ...so I need you to handle it... 1279 01:37:57,417 --> 01:37:58,375 Just handle them! 1280 01:38:00,417 --> 01:38:03,667 Dev! Pick up the phone Dev. 1281 01:38:11,292 --> 01:38:11,792 Hello. 1282 01:38:12,542 --> 01:38:14,792 My heart felt wishes on your union. 1283 01:38:15,167 --> 01:38:16,000 Who's this? 1284 01:38:16,375 --> 01:38:18,542 I'm your well wisher... 1285 01:38:21,625 --> 01:38:25,125 ...don't hang up, this is for your benefit. 1286 01:38:25,792 --> 01:38:26,542 What do you want? 1287 01:38:26,917 --> 01:38:34,167 I just wanted to know what is it that you eat everyday... 1288 01:38:36,417 --> 01:38:38,292 ...that has made you blind to such lies. 1289 01:38:38,500 --> 01:38:39,417 What lies? 1290 01:38:40,625 --> 01:38:44,792 The lie that your darling Dev is living, but you can't see. 1291 01:38:45,250 --> 01:38:46,792 How do you know Dev? 1292 01:38:49,917 --> 01:38:52,125 I know Tutu also. 1293 01:38:52,542 --> 01:38:53,792 What do you know? 1294 01:38:54,000 --> 01:38:58,292 Nice! Now that's cheating... 1295 01:39:01,542 --> 01:39:07,542 ...you need to try harder and figure this riddle out. 1296 01:39:09,375 --> 01:39:11,167 Okay... Let me give you a hint. 1297 01:39:12,542 --> 01:39:17,542 What was Dev's past, is now Tutu's present. 1298 01:39:20,000 --> 01:39:23,542 So now if you want to find out what Dev used to be... 1299 01:39:25,250 --> 01:39:29,625 ...you need to find out what Tutu is. 1300 01:39:32,750 --> 01:39:35,792 Gotta hang up now... already spent a bomb. 1301 01:39:50,792 --> 01:39:53,917 Dev! What's going on I just got a phone call? 1302 01:39:54,125 --> 01:39:54,792 Hey Dev... 1303 01:40:02,042 --> 01:40:03,792 ...your ticket's confirmed now. 1304 01:40:52,125 --> 01:40:56,917 What was Dev's past, is now Tutu's present. 1305 01:40:59,167 --> 01:41:03,125 So now if you want to find out what Dev used to be... 1306 01:41:04,292 --> 01:41:08,250 ...you need to find out what Tutu is. 1307 01:41:14,417 --> 01:41:15,417 When I talk to her... 1308 01:41:15,542 --> 01:41:17,792 I want to be able to look into her eyes, not shy away. 1309 01:41:18,250 --> 01:41:21,792 The day she finds out 'what you are' she won't even spit in your face. 1310 01:41:41,500 --> 01:41:42,542 A pawn... 1311 01:41:45,250 --> 01:41:49,792 ...is carefully brought to the eigth row... 1312 01:41:52,417 --> 01:41:56,792 ...so that he can make way for the Queen. 1313 01:42:01,542 --> 01:42:02,625 Welcome Dev. 1314 01:42:03,292 --> 01:42:06,625 Madam this dead man, do you know him? 1315 01:42:10,500 --> 01:42:11,375 No sir. 1316 01:42:12,292 --> 01:42:15,000 Any idea... who shot him? 1317 01:42:17,667 --> 01:42:21,500 No sir, we were inside packing our bags when he heard the shots. 1318 01:42:22,000 --> 01:42:23,875 When we came out he was lying here. 1319 01:42:24,292 --> 01:42:27,917 I called the ambulance first, then we called you. That's all sir. 1320 01:42:28,375 --> 01:42:31,792 Alright. If we need you we will call you again. 1321 01:42:32,250 --> 01:42:34,042 Rest I've already discussed the details with your dad. 1322 01:42:34,292 --> 01:42:35,292 Okay?... Take care. 1323 01:42:35,542 --> 01:42:36,542 - Thank you sir. - Let's go! 1324 01:42:57,667 --> 01:42:58,375 Sit. 1325 01:43:10,667 --> 01:43:12,042 Listen to me carefully. 1326 01:43:14,750 --> 01:43:16,542 lam no longer indebted to you... 1327 01:43:17,000 --> 01:43:18,375 Today I've paid all your favours back. 1328 01:43:19,167 --> 01:43:20,167 We're done. 1329 01:43:20,625 --> 01:43:22,792 What you do after today... is your problem. 1330 01:43:24,625 --> 01:43:26,917 What I will do, is only my problem. 1331 01:43:31,167 --> 01:43:33,542 You can keep what was yours in this relationship... 1332 01:43:34,167 --> 01:43:36,167 I've given up what was mine... 1333 01:43:37,500 --> 01:43:39,625 ...there is no 'US' anymore. 1334 01:43:41,042 --> 01:43:42,750 I've said what I wanted to... 1335 01:43:43,292 --> 01:43:46,542 ...and I want to hear nothing you will want to say. 1336 01:44:16,792 --> 01:44:18,042 It's all over man... 1337 01:44:27,875 --> 01:44:31,042 You can never tell what's going on in someone's head. 1338 01:44:34,667 --> 01:44:36,250 He was a good cook though. 1339 01:44:41,292 --> 01:44:43,417 Anyway, it must've been his time to go... 1340 01:44:46,792 --> 01:44:50,875 ...let's worry about the one who's time it's going to be. 1341 01:45:00,875 --> 01:45:03,542 Your faces tell me, you know him. 1342 01:45:04,750 --> 01:45:06,042 Babban Pehelwaan. 1343 01:45:07,625 --> 01:45:09,292 He's a tough nut Bhaiyaji. 1344 01:45:10,042 --> 01:45:11,542 It's not like we're angels. 1345 01:45:22,167 --> 01:45:24,750 Somewhere, stuck, lies a moment, 1346 01:45:26,792 --> 01:45:29,625 Entwined in the threads of time, perhaps. 1347 01:45:32,250 --> 01:45:34,917 Where there's a heart, there will be ache, 1348 01:45:37,625 --> 01:45:40,542 There's no remedy for this, perhaps. 1349 01:45:46,792 --> 01:45:50,375 What are you looking at, never seen a handsome man before? 1350 01:45:53,125 --> 01:45:54,292 C'mon interview me. 1351 01:45:55,000 --> 01:45:56,042 For a job? 1352 01:45:56,667 --> 01:45:57,542 For a girl. 1353 01:46:04,917 --> 01:46:10,167 Tutu, you were right, a swine should stick to feasting on just crap. 1354 01:46:12,167 --> 01:46:16,750 Trying a cake, will give it nothing but diarrhoea. 1355 01:46:17,542 --> 01:46:18,250 Madam. 1356 01:46:36,917 --> 01:46:39,417 And here I was thinking, this is a strange problem man... 1357 01:46:40,417 --> 01:46:43,042 I hope Disha doesn't find out that I was a bad man once... 1358 01:46:43,417 --> 01:46:45,792 ...and I hope that Bhaiyaji doesn't find out that I'm a good man now! 1359 01:46:47,875 --> 01:46:50,917 The stars are spent, My love, 1360 01:46:53,542 --> 01:46:56,167 Smudged black, this night sky, 1361 01:46:56,542 --> 01:46:59,500 You work so hard to reform criminals... 1362 01:47:01,250 --> 01:47:03,000 ...and you've reformed so many of them... 1363 01:47:05,500 --> 01:47:07,042 ...you reformed one guy accidentally... 1364 01:47:11,375 --> 01:47:12,792 ...but you probably didn't realize it... 1365 01:47:17,417 --> 01:47:19,917 Bad bloody luck. Can't get enough of it. 1366 01:47:21,792 --> 01:47:24,500 Blinded, I can see no more, through 1367 01:47:27,417 --> 01:47:30,292 The cobwebs spun in my eye. 1368 01:47:33,042 --> 01:47:36,042 Bruised, by the chores of the heart, Love 1369 01:47:37,292 --> 01:47:38,000 What is it? 1370 01:47:40,292 --> 01:47:41,042 Get lost. 1371 01:47:43,042 --> 01:47:45,417 I never meant to hurt you... 1372 01:47:48,042 --> 01:47:49,417 ...but still I am sorry for all the trouble. 1373 01:47:52,667 --> 01:47:54,667 Just pray I don't shoot someone today. 1374 01:47:58,417 --> 01:48:01,917 Still, nothing is sweeter than her memories 1375 01:48:04,042 --> 01:48:06,667 Rid me of this hamper of agonies. 1376 01:48:09,375 --> 01:48:11,625 I lost you because I used to take lives... 1377 01:48:12,542 --> 01:48:16,000 Bruised, by the chores of the heart, Love 1378 01:48:16,625 --> 01:48:18,792 ...maybe lfl give up my own, I could get you back... 1379 01:48:19,167 --> 01:48:23,417 Battered, I'm, by the chores of the heart 1380 01:48:25,417 --> 01:48:26,042 Dev!! 1381 01:48:29,542 --> 01:48:30,500 Deeeeeevvvvl! 1382 01:48:33,167 --> 01:48:34,042 What happened?! 1383 01:48:43,042 --> 01:48:47,125 I don't know what tomorrow holds... but you take care. 1384 01:48:47,792 --> 01:48:52,417 Sweeta my Sweeta, without you 1385 01:48:53,667 --> 01:48:57,875 Darker than the night, are my days... without you 1386 01:48:58,042 --> 01:48:58,542 Dev! 1387 01:49:00,667 --> 01:49:01,125 Dev! 1388 01:49:04,375 --> 01:49:07,000 Life hands a messy deal 1389 01:49:07,292 --> 01:49:10,042 Lifetimes, bartered for split seconds 1390 01:49:10,542 --> 01:49:15,417 I'm Baavraa, Baavraa... the crazy heart. 1391 01:49:15,792 --> 01:49:18,417 Life hands a messy deal 1392 01:49:18,667 --> 01:49:21,292 Lifetimes, bartered for split seconds 1393 01:49:21,875 --> 01:49:25,917 I'm Baavraa, Baavraa... the crazy heart. 1394 01:49:48,125 --> 01:49:49,042 Where's Dev? 1395 01:49:49,875 --> 01:49:51,042 We're at the hospital! 1396 01:49:51,792 --> 01:49:52,917 What is wrong with you guys? 1397 01:49:53,667 --> 01:49:55,792 Death does not scare me, but, 1398 01:49:56,125 --> 01:49:59,542 Without you, it would be an ordeal 1399 01:50:02,125 --> 01:50:05,792 If it is life I must endure, then too 1400 01:50:07,500 --> 01:50:10,417 Without you, it would be an ordeal 1401 01:50:12,417 --> 01:50:16,000 In my heart I house, 1402 01:50:18,167 --> 01:50:22,500 A trembling flame, 1403 01:50:24,667 --> 01:50:27,500 As I take your leave... 1404 01:50:34,542 --> 01:50:37,292 Life hands a messy deal 1405 01:50:37,750 --> 01:50:40,292 Lifetimes, bartered for split seconds 1406 01:50:40,917 --> 01:50:46,000 I'm Baavraa, Baavraa... the crazy heart. 1407 01:50:57,500 --> 01:51:00,042 Life hands a messy deal 1408 01:51:00,292 --> 01:51:03,000 Lifetimes, bartered for split seconds 1409 01:51:03,500 --> 01:51:08,500 I'm Baavraa, Baavraa... the crazy heart. 1410 01:51:21,292 --> 01:51:23,167 Excuse me madam... 1411 01:51:25,917 --> 01:51:28,292 ...have we met before? 1412 01:51:31,792 --> 01:51:33,250 The bugger is flirting again. 1413 01:51:35,792 --> 01:51:37,792 By God, you are god-gifted. 1414 01:51:52,292 --> 01:51:53,542 I love you! 1415 01:52:04,792 --> 01:52:08,167 Dear Bhaiyaji, any last wish. 1416 01:52:13,792 --> 01:52:17,042 All my life, I've pulled out many a pictures from my pocket... 1417 01:52:20,000 --> 01:52:22,125 Just never thought my picture will land up here. 1418 01:52:31,500 --> 01:52:33,250 If you want to shoot... shoot. 1419 01:52:35,792 --> 01:52:38,042 Don't stare and waste my time. 1420 01:52:47,292 --> 01:52:49,542 Blood runs down the iron sky, 1421 01:52:50,792 --> 01:52:53,167 The sun starts to melt to gold. 1422 01:52:55,000 --> 01:52:57,542 An evening slowly sinks behind us, 1423 01:52:58,792 --> 01:53:01,167 A morning will silently, unfold. 1424 01:53:18,917 --> 01:53:21,292 What did you do before this? 1425 01:53:21,417 --> 01:53:22,500 Before this I was a mur...! 1426 01:53:28,292 --> 01:53:30,375 Mar... marketer sir! 1427 01:53:31,042 --> 01:53:34,542 If you were a marketer why did you do an MBA? 1428 01:53:35,042 --> 01:53:37,792 Sir, actually... 1429 01:53:41,750 --> 01:53:45,667 ...my little brother and his wife forced me to. 1430 01:53:57,125 --> 01:54:00,792 I concede, Love is not a slave to the world 1431 01:54:01,792 --> 01:54:05,417 All is well, if the heart is brave & bold 1432 01:54:06,500 --> 01:54:10,167 A defeat at the hands of love, laccept 1433 01:54:15,042 --> 01:54:19,167 My man, this is the chance 1434 01:54:19,750 --> 01:54:23,917 To burn-n-soar, this is your chance 1435 01:54:24,792 --> 01:54:28,625 The miracle of love, a pyre that turns you into fire 1436 01:54:29,417 --> 01:54:34,042 When the pyre turns you to fire... Sanidha pa... 1437 01:54:36,792 --> 01:54:39,542 Nakhriley, these coy & thirsty, 1438 01:54:39,917 --> 01:54:41,917 These two, inebriated 1439 01:54:42,292 --> 01:54:43,167 Eyes".have 1440 01:54:44,000 --> 01:54:46,542 rained on me. 1441 01:54:50,750 --> 01:54:53,542 Nakhriley, these coy & thirsty, 1442 01:54:53,917 --> 01:54:56,042 These two, inebriated 1443 01:54:56,292 --> 01:54:57,417 Eyes".have 1444 01:54:58,042 --> 01:55:00,417 rained on me. 1445 01:55:39,125 --> 01:55:42,792 Orphans, need no kith and kin, 1446 01:55:44,292 --> 01:55:47,417 but for their hearts 1447 01:55:48,375 --> 01:55:51,667 Awaken me from your penance 1448 01:55:53,000 --> 01:55:56,292 If I am yours, show your miracles. 1449 01:55:57,625 --> 01:56:00,042 Hey swindler, your deceptive, hoodwinking 1450 01:56:00,125 --> 01:56:01,167 eyes". 1451 01:56:02,750 --> 01:56:05,250 When the pyre turns you to fire... 1452 01:56:05,667 --> 01:56:07,292 Sanidha pa... 1453 01:56:12,417 --> 01:56:15,042 Nakhriley, these coy & thirsty, 1454 01:56:15,417 --> 01:56:17,417 These two, inebriated 1455 01:56:17,875 --> 01:56:18,792 eyes".have 1456 01:56:19,625 --> 01:56:21,417 rained on me. 1457 01:56:34,292 --> 01:56:36,042 These stories... wrench our hearts 1458 01:56:36,250 --> 01:56:37,667 These bonds... wrench our hearts 1459 01:56:38,042 --> 01:56:41,125 There's no tale that doesn't wrench the heart 1460 01:56:41,500 --> 01:56:44,792 Let me breathe, in the vicinity of your eyes, 1461 01:56:45,042 --> 01:56:48,417 Let me bask in the air, where your presence lies. 1462 01:56:48,750 --> 01:56:51,917 With every word you say, I rejuvenate, 1463 01:56:52,375 --> 01:56:55,875 The seasons in my eyes, one by one, alternate 1464 01:56:56,167 --> 01:56:58,042 Seasons of chills Seasons of warmth 1465 01:56:58,292 --> 01:56:59,667 You're the chill You're the warmth 1466 01:57:00,042 --> 01:57:04,042 Flare, I will, thirst, I will... let me burn in this fire... 1467 01:57:12,792 --> 01:57:14,542 Nakhriley, these coy & thirsty, 1468 01:57:15,417 --> 01:57:17,500 These two, inebriated 1469 01:57:17,792 --> 01:57:18,917 eyes".have 1470 01:57:21,917 --> 01:57:23,792 rained on me. 1471 01:57:28,625 --> 01:57:31,417 Nakhriley, these coy & thirsty, 1472 01:57:31,792 --> 01:57:33,750 These two, inebriated 1473 01:57:34,125 --> 01:57:35,292 eyes".have 1474 01:57:36,750 --> 01:57:38,542 rained on me. 1475 01:57:48,250 --> 01:57:48,875 Cheers! 105873