Original subtitles

Please don't execute me.

It is such a waste of my lovely woman's body.

I've got years of love making in me.

Why chop off my head when you could...

lift up my dress and look at my front bottom?

Waa! I'm not gonna kill you!

Sir...

I owe you some sex.

Oh...

- Large!

Kevin? >

- Kevin!

- How's your homework going? - Fine, until you came in. Oh!

Bring this mess down when you come.

I'm not your slave!

Don't talk to your mother like that.

Don't talk to your mother like that!

Oh...

So unfair...

"Dear diary. Sorry I've never written in you.

"I have higher things on my mind."

"If I did write down my thoughts, you would be a bestseller.

"I am a teenage genius, unrecognised by the world.

"The only person who understands me is my best friend Perry."

All right, Kevin.

"He is joyful in his understanding of my wisdom."

Your jacket's inside out.

I do know. I don't conform to conventional dress patterns.

Until Perry met me, he was but a humble peasant,

"but now he is on top.

Respect.

We are only free to express our philosophy through our music.

All I wanna do, is do it

Big girl, big girl

All I wanna do, is do it

Big girl, big girl

All I wanna do is do it

Big girl, big girl

Big girl, big girl, big girl... #

Kevin! Turn it down!

When we are top DJs, my senile parents will surely eat their pants.

- You're a genius, darling! - You certainly proved us wrong.

I sure did. Huh!

Thanks. Will you have sex with me?

OK.

- Do me!

Because, dear diary, there is pain behind my genius.

My teenage heart is broken.

I've been trying to get sex for three bloody years,

but no girl has yet let me go the whole way.

- You got it? - Yeah.

- I get the goods, you give him that. - Go, go, go.

Go, go, go.

This, please.

£3.99, please.

Thank you!

You were scared of the police.

- I ain't. - They're scared of me.

- I rule this area. I'm hard. - There's your dad.

No!

Are you all right, Kevin?

Oh... Hi, Dad. Yeah, fine, thanks.

Why are you lying there?

I'm a bit tired. I need a sleep.

We're exhausted, Mr Porno P Patterson.

Yawn.

"Debbie from London loves nightclubs.

"I go to Ibiza every year for the nightclubs and the carefree sex.

"It's fantastic. Everyone has sex with everyone else. It is so horny."

- I love her, Kevin. - That's it!

What?

We are DJs. Where do musicians go for the summer?

Ibiza.

And all girls who go to Ibiza have sex with anyone, especially musicians.

So where are we going to go?

Ibiza? What, you think you deserve to go to Ibiza after this?

It's worse than we expected. "Kevin lacks application.

- He's still a virgin... - What?

He's still emerging from a rebellious phase that shows no sign of ending.

- Huh! - It's just awful, isn't it?

What have you got to say for yourself?

So can we go to Ibiza?

I think I've answered that! No!

Oh! That is so unfair!

Mum...

- Perhaps if... - I said no!

- What your father says, goes. - I can't take any more!

I'm adopted! My real parents couldn't possibly treat me like this!

I hate you!

Excuse me...

I'm running away! Goodbye for ever!

You leave no room to compromise.

How can you compromise with that? He has nothing to look forward to!

He deserves it. He'll be impossible all holiday!

Excuse me, Mr and Mrs Patterson... Could I have a jam sandwich?

Kevin left us a note,

to remember him by.

It is typical of the Kevin we all knew,

loved,

and in many cases, did sex with.

I'm killing myself because I'm too good for this world.

A prophet is never understood in his own land, isn't it?

"Soft friends, don't be sad.

I've gone to a better place, where you never have to tidy your room,

a place where your parents buy you new Nike shoes every week.

I didn't mean to cause you any pain, Mum...

but you shouldn't have made me wash.

Kevin!

Kevin!

Yeah. I'm dead now. Yeah.

Oh, Kevin!

Kevin, dinner is ready!

How nice you've come back. We thought you'd gone for ever.

We've decided... that you can both go to Ibiza.

Come on!

Provided you get a job to pay for it.

What are you talking about? YOU pay for my holidays.

That's what parents are for!

Our lives are about more than that. Don't be so ridiculous.

Pass the salt, please, Kevin.

I am not your slave!

This is what happens when you compromise!

Do you know what the trouble with you two is? You're so alike!

What?! That is so unfair!

You want ME to give YOU a job? Yeah.

Please.

Do you know the store? Yeah.

Where do you find punk?

On my sheets.

Spunk.

Come on!

Come on! Come on!

Say ooh la la, say zoom

Come on! Come on!

Say ooh la la, say zoom

Come on! Come on!

Say ooh la la...

Finished!

Well done, boys. Here's one for you and one for you.

Thank you. Thank you.

We're not cut out for manual work.

Intellectuals aren't.

I've got too many great thoughts... Mopeds!

Cider! Party!

I can see her bra! Bra? Where? Oh, yeah!

Dogman and the king of snakes

King of snakes, king of snakes

Dogman and the king of snakes

King of snakes

Dogman and the king of snakes

King of snakes, king of snakes

24 hours with the king of snakes

Snake, snake, snake

Snake, snake, snake, snake

Snake, snake, snake, snake... #

Oh, man...

Oh... Oh, my head...

Oh, hi, baby.

I'm in the mood for love

Simply because you're near me

Funny but when you're near me

I'm in the mood for love

Heaven is in your eyes

Bright as the stars we're under

Oh, is it any wonder

I'm in the mood for love

Why stop to think of whether

This little dream might fade

We'll put our hearts together

Now we're one, I'm not afraid...

Kevin!

Good morning, Perry.

Did you have sex with her? Yeah.

You had sex with Sharon? Only three times.

So you've done it with a girl, then? Yeah. I stuck it up her good.

That mean you don't want to go to Ibiza?

Now you don't need to go to Ibiza for some guaranteed sex.

I'll get some sex here, probably.

No, we can still go to Ibiza. I can always do more sex.

Oh. Thanks, Kevin. You're a mate. But how are we going to get the money?

It's all in the mind. We're musicians.

We can earn our money on the street.

All I want to do, is do it

Big girl, big girl

All I want to do is do it

Big girl, big girl

All I want to do is do it

Big girl, big girl, big girl

Big girl, big girl, big girl... Hey!

I want a word with you.

Oh... Hi, darling. How's it going?

Did you say you had sex with me? No...

Yeah, you bloody did. Stacey heard you.

No... I didn't.

I wouldn't have sex with you, you sad idiot.

Say anything like that again and I'll smack you! Virgin!

You said you had sex with her three times.

Shut up! I'm getting out of here.

This place is full of losers.

Virgins! Virgins!

Girls here don't appreciate our musical genius.

- What we going to do? - I don't know.

It's all gone wrong.

Registered letter for your father.

Will you sign for it? Yeah, sure.

Cheers.

Thank you.

Perry! We're saved!

We get the money and go to Ibiza. Sorted.

It's your dad's credit card. It's stealing.

We'll go to prison and get raped.

You will. You're small.

I'll be all right.

Virgins!

I'm not staying here. We'll pay him back when we're top musicians.

Are you in or out? In.

Stop your noise, or I'll blow your face off

You two! Move, now! Move!

Put your hands up! Keep your mouths shut!

- You! Stupid! Sit down and put your hands up.

You, fill that up.

Money, now. Come on!

On behalf of the bank, thank you. Enjoy that reward money.

Thank you.

If you want a job, give me a ring.

Banking offers many exciting opportunities for virgins like you.

Thank you. Thank you. Eh?

We're very proud of you.

It was really public spirited. Kevin...

and public spirited. Never thought I'd hear those words.

We've got a present for you.

Thank Dad.

What?

He's paid for our tickets. So you can spend your reward money on your holiday

What do you mean, "our tickets"?

We're coming, too.

You didn't think you could go on your own?

That is so unfair! Ouch!

It's so unfair...

I'd hate to have my head chopped off.

If it was raining, you'd get water in the hole. You would drown as well

Never mind, Kevin.

Those bastards!

We don't have to stay with them. If they're paying for the flights, we've got more cash for top gear!

Perry, you're right.

Let us prepare.

All I wanna do, is do it...

Big girl...

Kevin! Look! The girls of our dreams!

Boys!

HEY! Over here, now! Oh!

This is the worst holiday of my life.

Kevin, look!

The superstar DJ Eyeball Paul.

Tits up, Big Baz. 'Having a good time.

All right, Eyeball Paul?

- Wonderful! - Brilliant!

Be careful with that, you clumsy idiot.

Muff, Wankette, you dirty little nightclub babes, get in.

Kevin, Perry! Hurry up, boys!

Your mummy's calling, little boys. Hurry up.

She is one loudmouth bitch.

Eyeball Paul's such a nice bloke.

He's our new best mate, isn't he?

If we get him to hear our music, he might let us do a set with him.

And have sex with his girls. Do all the girls we want!

This is the best holiday of my life.

- See you on the beach. - Huh! I don't think so!

- You've got to go to the beach. - Yeah...but not your beach.

We are going to the beach you don't even know about,

because you're nearly dead.

Mr Patterson, Mrs Patterson.

How dare you speak like that!

- Kevin!

The beach!

- Kevin, I'm talking to you! - Wanker!

The beach!

- Wonderful! - Great!

Hey, Kevin, look!

It's the girls from the airport.

Zoom, zoom, zoom!

Ooh...

Let's stand close to them so they get interested.

Good idea.

- Oh. I'm stuck. - Me, too.

We'll have to get in the sea to cool off.

Afternoon, ladies.

How's it hanging, ladies?

A lovely afternoon for the beach, eh, ladies?

Yeah, it's me. Yeah, because we're going to El Divino club tonight, yeah?

- Would you like a drink? - Or the Pasha's club - Margarita, no salt, isn't it, Gemma? - It is, Candice.

Because the Ministry band is at Pasha, yeah?

Two margaritas with no salt, please.

Shaken not stirred.

Or the Man Mission club.

- We might go to the Man Mission tonight. - Or the Paradise.

Or we might go to Paradise.

- Or Priviledge. - Or Privilegde.

- Or Amnesia. - Or Amnesia.

Because the tunes there are excellent...

Ladies.

Cheers, waiter. Keep the change.

Very lovely ladies, aren't they? Very lovely.

What's my chubby babe called? Gemma. Mine's Candice.

Gemma's got a lovely personality. Candice is so interesting.

I think they love us, Kevin.

The evening begins.

Superstar musicians Kevin and Perry hit the town.

Look, yeah. Tranvestites!

Wooh!

What the bloody hell's that?

Germans!

Here, Kevin, look.

Tonight Gemma is going to see what is down my trousers.

What is down my trousers? Would you like a look?

What is the matter?

Don't tell me that it doesn't hurt...

- Gemma! Lick my lurve plank. Mmm!

Candice, suck my candy.

Oh, look - lovers.

Isn't this fun?

Now, what would you boys like?

I am not hungry. Come on, Son.

You'll need energy if you want to go dancing at the Disco.

We'll order for everybody, shall we? Good idea.

The table's a bit wobbly.

We need a wedge. Pass me that beer mat, sexy pants.

Oh, for God's sake!

Goodnight, Mrs Patterson.

What a couple of wankers! Yeah, we are, ain't we?

No, my parents! Oh, yeah. Sorry.

Wonderful! Exciting!

Large!

Look! Eyeball Paul!

Come on, Big Baz. Shift, you fat tart.

All right, Eyeball Paul!

It's the little wankers from the airport.

- Are you here tonight? - How's your mummy, Ginger Pubic Hair?

She's a bitch!

Don't stand there. Help him.

Thanks very much. Ginger Pubic Hair!

And you, Sad Act.

Ladies.

Ladies.

Eyeball Paul?

What do you want? We done some music of our own.

What, you and Sad Act? Yeah.

I don't suppose we could play them for you some time? No? All right, then.

So you and your brother are musicians? Yeah.

What tunes you got? What beats are you into?

Well

House or garage?

House...

Acid house or pumping house?

Er... Pumping house?

Balearic pumping or commercial pumping?

Balearic pumping.

Sash or Chicane? Sash!

Boys, these wankers are alright!

Yeah, I'll hear your music. My home tomorrow.

Be there. Oh!

Fuck off!

Thanks, Eyeball Paul. Thank you.

Oh, he's such a nice bloke. Brilliant. We're gonna be DJs!

Sorry, girls.

No monsters.

Beautiful people can pass.

But monsters - no.

Do you understand?

Look. Your faces offend my mirror.

Go on. Go on.

Because I didn't want to go, anyway. Yeah, me, neither.

Maybe tomorrow, I'm going to have a makeover with Boots beauty products.

Yeah, and me.

Those boys can get us in, because they're mates with Eyeball Paul, isn't it?

Yeah. Best mates.

Oh, man, that was exciting.

Eyeball Paul plays powerful tunes.

What happened to our ladies? You've got to be special to get in.

We're gonna be loved DJs. We're having it all!

We've been up all night! We achieved it!

If we get the girls in, we'll be up all night having sex...

Oh, my God! Hello, Perry.

- Hello, darling. - Had a good night?

You are disgusting!

Mrs Patterson, you cheeky girl.

Your mum and dad were doing it. That is disgusting!

They do not do it. They've only ever done it once.

Sorry, darling, we'll have to do it.

Do it? What a revolting thought.

It's the only way if you're to have the world's greatest DJ.

I'll turn out the light.

Ouch! Sorry.

Thank God that's over. Never again.

What's up, Kevin? I just had a revolting thought.

We'll be doing that with Candice and Gemma.

Oh! Oh! We'll be doing what they're doing.

Oh, Ray!

Won't we, Kevin?

Oh, Ray! Oh! Oh!

Won't we, Kevin?

Oh! Oh!

Won't we, Kevin?

Oh! Oh, Ray!

Won't we, Kevin?

Doing what?

Having sex, like your parents. They are not having sex.

LOUD BANGING AND SCREAMING

SCREAMING AND GROANING

GROWLING

And maybe

You're gonna be the one...

That saves me...

And after all...

You're my Wonderwall

Never ever sing that again!

We like Oasis. You do not!

You're all saggy! You've never heard of Oasis!

Morning, Perry. What's up with Prince Charming?

Mrs Patterson.

Bucks Fizz, Mrs Five Times?

Ooh, Ray!

Shut up, Perry! Sorry, Kev.

Wonderful! Exciting!

Come in.

Look who it is. Ginger Pubic hair, and Sad Act.

All right? Eyeball Paul.

We did a bit of a music mix...

fool!

Gets into your bloodstream quicker.

Wonderful! Exciting'.

Come on!

You were saying?

Yeah, ... We've did a music mix.

First of all, lads, I thought I might give my bathroom a paint.

Fancy giving us a hand?

Love to! Sorted.

Brushes are in the kitchen.

Great! Oh, and lads...

You'll see I've just had a huge shit in the toilet.

You might have to push it down.

No problem. Thanks very much.

Eyeball Paul is so nice letting us do all that work.

Shame we didn't have a toilet brush.

It was so kind to give us these!

Shame his tape machine was broken.

He did say he'd listen tomorrow, when we go to wash his pants.

He's such an exciting person.

Exciting. Exciting!

I've GOT AN IDEA!

WHAT WE'LL DO IS WALK UP TO THE GIRLS AND IGNORE THEM.

AND THEY'LL BE REALLY SAD.

AND THEN, WE'LL TURN ROUND AND GO, "OH, HELLO, LADIES."

AND THEY'LL BE OVERJOYED.

I LOVE MY BLUBBERING BABY SO MUCH, KEV.

SHE'S GOT LOVELY, BOUNCY BREASTS. LOOK!

WHAT DID YOU STOPP FOR?

I'M HAVING A PISS.

YOU'VE GOT TO PISS IN THE SEA. IT'S THE LAW.

IT'S A FLOATER!

Coming to get you, coming to get you...

Do you think Gemma saw my poo?

I wouldn't mind seeing Gemma's poo.

Candice and Gemma do not poo.

What, like Baby Spice?

Now we'll have to think of something to impress them.

Good afternoon, ladies!

Ladies.

Have you been shopping, ladies? Lovely afternoon, ladies.

They was impressed. Definitely.

Candice almost looked at me. She's desperate for it.

Gemma was, too. Definitely, maybe, she's desperate for it.

Desperate for it. Large! Hello!

Mr and Mrs Patterson.

Let's get ready, Ginger Pubic Hair.

Perry! Eh?

Don't call Kevin that. Sorry.

Strict.

They've got to get us in tonight. Yeah, so we've got to be friendly.

If we ask in a friendly fashion. Yeah. Nicely and politely.

Oh! Ladies! Ladies.

Ho ho ho!

Of all the bars in all the world...

Are you going to the Amnesia club tonight? You can get us in, okay?

Are you deaf or something?

It would be a great pleasure to escort you lady babes to the Amnesia club.

We are mates with Eyeball Paul.

We know!

Well, come on, then!

Wait here!

Sorted!

The look

Of love

Is in your eyes

A look your heart can't disguise

The look of love

Is saying so much more than just words could ever say

And what my heart has heard, well, it takes my breath away

I can hardly wait to hold you

Feel my arms around you

How long I have waited

Waited just to love you

Now that I have found you...

How long have they been?

Only four hours. Not too long.

It's on your face

A look that time can't erase...

Come on, then!

You're mine tonight...

Oh, no, sorry, girls.

No monsters.

Look...

Eyeball Paul! How are you mate?

Good.

Good.

What are these? I don't know.

Ladies.

Sorry, mate.

Good night, ladies. Good night, ladies.

Good night, man in a suitcase.

Good night, part man part luggage.

Good night, Germans. Good night, Germans.

Maybe we shouldn't have left. Maybe the girls wouldn't have minded.

They would have minded.

I wouldn't mind Gemma covered in vomit. I'd still have sex with her.

We've still got time. I think they love us.

When Eyeball Paul plays our mix, they'll love us for ever.

Everything's going to be all right, isn't it?

Kevin?

'Oh! Oh!

'Oh! Oh, Ray!

'Oh, Ray! Oh! Oh!

'Oh, Ray! Oh! Oh!'

Go on, Mrs Patterson.

Oh! Oh!

I'm sorry...

I'm so sorry...

Oh! Oh, Ray!

Oh! Oh! Oh, Ray!

How's it going, Sad Act?

Very well, thanks.

Have you got that tape, then? Yeah. It's in our beach bag.

Don't worry. I'll find it. You carry on scrubbing.

Right. Thanks.

He's gonna listen to our tape!

All I wanna do is do it...

This is fantastic! Fantastic!

Tits up! Talk about having it large!

Boys! Eyeball Paul?

I like the tape. Yeah?

I thought I might play it again, it's great. Fancy joining me?

Oh, yeah, sure! Ah ah ah! Finish the floor.

Oh, yeah. Course.

Finished, Eyeball Paul.

Shit!

Sit yourselves down, lads. Hello, Big Baz.

All right, lovely ladies? Watch this.

You might learn a trick or two.

You mean listen. No. No. Watch.

'Oh...

Oh, Ray! Oh!

Eh?

No.....! I'm sorry, Kev!

Perry, you bloody pervert!

Can we have our tape back?

She's a randy bitch, your mum, isn't she, eh?

Fantastic tits for an old woman.

No.....!

Kevin!

Give him his tape back, boss.

Shut up, you soft idiot!

Kev! Kev! I'm sorry, mate.

You are not my mate and you are not my fellow DJ! Goodbye for ever!

Kid, what changed your mood

You've gone all sad, so I feel sad too

I think I know...

Some things you never outgrow

You think it's wrong

I can tell you do

How can I explain

You don't want me to...

Kid, my only kid

You look so small

You've gone so quiet

I know you know what I'm about...

Need a hand? OK.

But you forgive

Though you don't understand

You've turned your head

You've dropped my hand

All my sorrows

All my blues

All my sorrows...

What's up, love?

I...want...to go home.

Oh, dear. Have you had a row with Perry?

Yeah...

Would you like a cup of tea?

Yes, please, Dad!

Oh, love. Everything will be all right.

I've put the kettle on.

Thanks, Dad.

Tell you what, why don't we go out for a meal? Would you like that?

Yeah.

Let's smarten up and go out.

Yeah.

What happened last night was really bad!

What happened? He got vomited on.

What a bummer. You all right?

Is he your boyfriend? No, he's my boyfriend.

Bum boys.

No, gay lovers.

Sorry. Is that your sand castle?

Yeah... No. I was just helping the little kid.

It's beautiful. Perry's artistic.

You've got a sensitive nature.

Where's Kevin, is it?

Er... Yeah. I don't know.

He's all right.

We're coming to the nightclub with you tonight, yeah?

Yeah...

Later.

Later.

See you later, big boy.

Where are we going?

I've got to go home. I will see you later.

Hey, Sad Act!

Eyeball Paul. You forgot this.

And this.

Oh.

Thanks. I like your music.

Eh? All I want to do is do it...

It's cool. I might use it in my music tonight. Do you want a lift?

You and Ginger Pubic Hair.

Be here tonight.

Fuck off.

Thank you.

Mr and Mrs Patterson.

Where's Kevin?

He's in the bedroom. He's quite upset.

You better make up.

Oh... Oh, yeah...

Hello.

Are you all right, Kevin?

Sorry, Kevin.

Thanks, Kevin.

Why have you got a tie on?

I'm going out with my mum and dad.

Did you have a nice afternoon? No.

How about you? I built a sand castle.

Candice and Gemma have boyfriends. I saw them in the street.

No, they're bum boys.

What? I mean gay lovers.

Oh.

I saw them on the beach. They're friends.

Oh. And Gemma said I was sensitive.

She wanked at me. I mean winked. Candice said you're all right.

Candice? They want to meet us tonight.

Really.

Oh! And Eyeball Paul gave me this for you.

I'm really sorry, Kevin. I didn't do it on purpose.

I couldn't sleep. I was filming a lizard on a wall.

It crawled into your mum and dad's room.

I didn't notice them doing it,

this lizard was so interesting. And I'm really, really sorry.

Yeah, OK, OK, OK. You saw Eyeball Paul?

Here, he said our music mix was great. Really?

He's going to play it tonight! Whoa!

Yeah, man!

Wonderful! Exciting!

Are you coming, Perry? Mr Patterson?

For a meal.

Oh, yeah.

Kevin! What now?

Pick up the tie and give it to me.

I am not your slave! See you later!

He's happy. He's horrible.

Can I get in the front with you? Don't be so stupid!

Put that down like that, or up like that.

You could put it down like that.

Put it up like that.

I like it like this, though.

Here you are, lads. Your music mix.

On white label.

Whoa...

Ah!

Can we feel it, please?

Boom.

Oh...

Oh...

Ladies. Coming to the nightclub, ladies?

All right, Candice?

Kevin.

We're playing our new music tonight, aren't we, Eyeball Paul?

Yeah. Yeah, that's right.

It's on white label now,

but it'll be on general release soon, probably.

Your little ladies look impressed.

Fuck!

- Baz, you daft bastard! - Sorry, boss.

Jesus!

Can I sit on your knee? Yeah. Sure.

Yeah, me, too.

What was that about? A puppy in the road.

You should have flattened it!

No! You've got to be kind to puppies.

We love all furry animals.

Kevin's sensitive about God's creatures.

- Isn't it true? - It is. And Perry.

Idiot!

It's been a fantastic holiday, love.

Just what we needed. The boys needed a break.

Is that them?

Don't worry, lads. I can manage.

Let's go in. Don't be so silly!

They won't see us with all those people. It'll be an experience.

Aren't you curious?

This is it, Perry. Kevin? Let's go have fun.

- How much?! You're joking! - No concessions for senior citizens.

It's so loud!

Right, lads.

Here we go.

All I wanna do is do it, isn't it...

Ooh, ooh, Ray

Oh, Ray!

Oh, Ray...

Oh, oh...

Oh, oh...

Oh... Oh... Oh...

Oh! Oh!

Ray!

Ah!

Big girl

Oh! Oh!

Oh!

Gemma...

Oh, Ray!

Lick my love plank

Candice, suck my candy

I'm famous! And me!

We love you!

All I wanna do is do it, yeah

Big girl

Oh, Ray!

That's enough of that shit.

No! Get off!

Dance, you scumbags!

Move, you useless bastards!

Ooh, Ray! Ooh, Ray!

Right! You want a piece of this shit? You can each have a bit of it.

Don't do that, boss. You're fired!

Ooh, Ray! Ooh, Ray!

Well, lads, it's over to you.

Oh, Ray...

Oh, oh! Oh, oh!

Big girl...

Oh, Ray...

It's beautiful, isn't it?

Like you, isn't it. It is.

Is that you having sex on the record? Yeah. Might be.

Who's the woman? My mum.

Oh, no! I mean... I've never done it before.

Er... It wasn't me. Were you a virgin?

No.

So was I.

Kevin!

Yeah?

Have you done it yet?

Yeah.

So have I.

Well done.!

Here, did you give it to Candice large?

I think so! Hey!

Sign this!

Thanks. I had sex with Kevin before he was famous.

You are not my mate and you are not my fellow DJ!

Goodbye...

Mr and Mrs Patterson, could I have a jam sandwich, please?