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♪ La la la la la la la
la la la la la la la ♪
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[ Cackling ]
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♪ La la la la la la la
la la la la la la la ♪
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[ Squawking and squeaking ]
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♪ La la la la la la la
la la la la la la la ♪
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[ Snorting ] ♪ La la la la la
la la la la la la la la la ♪
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[ Cackling ]
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♪ La la la la la la la
la la la la la la la ♪
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[ Squawks ]
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Aah!
Ugh!
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[ Groans ]
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[ Cackling ]
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Don't worry, darling.
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We'll keep trying and trying
until, eventually,
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we'll have a family.
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You know I'm barren.
Ugh!
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Get the hell out of here.
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♪
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[ Gasps ]
Kenneth, get in here.
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Yes, my dear?
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What is that over there?
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Um, a homeless man
wiping his ass with a turtle?
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No, next to that.
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A one-legged Eurasian
jumping rope.
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No!
Next to that.
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Oh, it looks like
a rampion garden.
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Yes.
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I want some of that
delicious rampion.
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Get me some.
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♪
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Ohh...
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[ Squeaking ]
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Oof!
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Ah, rampion.
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♪ Da, da, da
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What are you doing
with my rampion?
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Uh, I just wanted
to borrow a couple.
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You see --
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I'll sell them to you
for a dollar apiece.
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I don't have any money.
See --
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Well, how about this?
We make a deal.
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You can have as much rampion
as you'd like in exchange for,
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oh, I don't know, maybe,
like, your firstborn kid?
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[ Thinking ] My wife ain't
having no kid.
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She's as barren
as the moons of Mars.
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It's a deal.
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Darling, I've got
a surprise for you.
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[ Gasps ]
Is that rampion?
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Ooh.
[ Munching ]
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Oh.
Is it making you feel better?
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I feel better than better.
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Take off those pantaloons,
you sexy rampion thief.
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[ Smooching ]
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♪
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[ Cries ]
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- Aah!
- It's a boy!
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We did it.
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Nothing bad will ever happen
to us now that we have a baby.
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We're going to live
happily ever after.
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[ Knock on door ]
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Who's that?
Tell them to go away.
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Hi.
Remember me?
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Um...
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We agreed that you could have
as much rampion
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as you pleased in exchange
for your firstborn child.
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Kenneth, what is she
talking about?
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Don't worry.
I'm handling it.
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I'm taking that baby.
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Over my dead body.
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Ha!
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[ Both groaning ]
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[ Baby talk ]
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I'm going to call you Boypunzel.
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[ Baby talk ]
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Do you want to see
something funny, Boypunzel?
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[ Laughs ]
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♪
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♪
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[ Chirping ]
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♪
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♪ My name is Boypunzel
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♪ I have such long hair
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♪ Alone in this tower
for so many years ♪
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♪ My hair is a ladder
for my mother to climb ♪
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♪ No one has hair
as long as mine ♪
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[ Chirping ]
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♪
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Boypunzel, Boypunzel,
let down your golden hair.
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Yes, Mama.
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♪
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How was your day?
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It was fine.
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Just a little lonesome, I guess.
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Has anyone been up here
in the tower with you today?
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No. Why do you always
ask me that?
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It's just small talk.
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Jesus Christ,
you always get like this.
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I'm sorry, Mother.
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I guess being cooped up
in this tower all day
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has me all frizzle-frazzled.
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It's okay.
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Now come over here
and pop my blackheads.
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[ Sighs ]
All right.
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You're hungry, aren't you?
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[ Gulps ] Yeah, but these
don't taste very good.
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Yeah, yeah, just keep eating.
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Mother, what's it like outside?
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It's terrible out there.
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It's nothing but scumbags
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and dirtballs
and filth merchants.
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[ Coughs ]
Okay, you've had enough.
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[ Stomach rumbling ] You're much safer
up here in the tower of happiness.
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Yeah, I guess you're right, Ma.
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I love you.
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I'll be back tomorrow,
and remember the one rule.
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Don't let anyone
inside this tower.
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Good-bye.
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♪ When will I be happy
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♪ And find a love that's true
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♪ When will I stop
eating blackheads ♪
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♪ And not have to swallow
their goo ♪
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♪ If only I had the power
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♪ To leave this lonely tower
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♪ And not have to take a shower
in this blackhead spew ♪
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I'm just a lonely
Boypunzel, foo.
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Excuse me?
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Hello.
Don't you know it's illegal
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not to have a handicap
ramp on this tower?
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Really?
I didn't know that.
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You better find a way
to get me up there fast,
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or you're going to jail.
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My mommy says I'm not allowed
to let anyone up here.
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That's racism plain and simple.
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All right. All right.
I'll let down my hair.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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Behold!
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[ Gasps ] Whoa.
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Climb up.
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[ Grunting ]
Ouch, my arms.
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I'm not going to make it.
Help me.
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Hold on.
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Aah!
Ow, ow, ow, owie.
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Whoa.
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Do you live up here
all by yourself?
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My mom says I need to stay up
in this tower
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because it's too dangerous
out there.
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What do you do all day?
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I sing songs.
I make friends out of bird poop.
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Ew! And sometimes my
mom comes up here,
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and I pop her blackheads
and eat them like cherries.
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You got to get out more.
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But I'm scared.
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There's no reason to be
scared when you're with me.
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Come on, Boypunzel.
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I'm going to show you the world.
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- Aah!
- Whoa!
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Ah!
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[ Both laugh ]
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♪ This and that and those
and these ♪
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♪ Everything here is to please
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♪ The world is great,
now don't you see ♪
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♪ Living in the tower
is so crappy ♪
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♪ You are cute and so hairy
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♪ This and that and those
and these ♪
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♪ Everything here is to please
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♪ The world is fun
and not scary ♪
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That was the greatest time
I've ever had in my life!
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Me, too!
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What do you say
we run away together,
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and you leave this tower
behind forever?
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Uh, I don't know about that.
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Plus, my mom needs me
to pop her blackheads.
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Don't worry about her.
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It's time for you to take
control of your own life.
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You're right.
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It's time for me to stop
being a Boypunzel
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and start being a Manpunzel.
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Kiss me, Manpunzel.
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Mother:
Boypunzel, Boypunzel.
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Ah, shit!
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- Quick, you've got to hide.
- Let down your golden hair.
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But I'm afraid of the d--
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What took you so long?
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Is somebody up here?
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No way, Mama Dukes.
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Are you **** with me,
old school?
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No. No.
New school, no ****.
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[ Sighs ] Okay.
I believe you.
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[ Sighs ]
[ Pop! ]
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Aah!
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What was that?
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Aha!
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Boypunzel, who is this Jezebel?
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Princess Jezebel,
and I think it's appalling
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that you keep this wonderful boy
cooped up here in this tower.
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Oh, do you?
Well, **** you.
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- Aah! Ow! Aah!
- Mother! Stop!
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I think I love her.
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How dare you betray me?
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Aah! Make it stop.
It hurts. Aah!
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Mom, what have you done?
202
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You turned Jezebel
into a watermelon.
203
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Ha ha ha! You dope!
I'm not even your mother.
204
00:09:03,577 --> 00:09:06,444
Your mother was
a rampion-addicted whore,
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00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:09,648
and your father
was a thief and a pussy.
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I kept you up in this tower
all these years
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to be my blackhead-eating slave.
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[ Laughs ]
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Do you want to see
something funny, Boypunzel?
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No!
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[ Roars ]
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[ Gasps ]
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Don't kill me, Boypunzel.
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I've looked after you
your whole life.
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I might not be your real mother,
but I still love you very much.
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Aw.
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Come and give me a kiss.
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Oh, Mother.
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Die, Boypunzel!
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I told you,
I'm not Boypunzel anymore.
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I'm Manpunzel.
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Rah!
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♪
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00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:03,802
Aah!
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00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:10,041
♪
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00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:14,145
Jezebel, there's no reason to be
scared when we're together.
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I don't even care
if you're a watermelon.
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I'll love you forever.
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♪ La la la la la la la
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Jezebel, you're alive,
and you're walking.
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**** a chair.
232
00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:30,729
Your kiss healed me.
233
00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:32,530
Now, come on.
We've got to get out of here
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before this whole place
burns down.
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Let's go live happily
ever after.
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I love you, Manpunzel.
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[ Laughing ]
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♪ La la la la la la
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[ Cackling ]
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♪
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♪ La la la la la la la
la la la la la la la ♪
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♪ La la la la la la la
la la la la la la la ♪
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♪ La la la la la la la
la la la la la la la ♪
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♪ La la la la la la la
la la la la la la la ♪
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[ Cackling ]
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