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♪♪

Mai: You think you're so fast, Little Goph.

[ Mockingly ] "I'm Evil Goph. I'm the fastest in the field."

[ Normal voice ] No, you're not! You ain't nothin'!

[ Bird caws ]

What is she doing?

Some smack talk between these two.

Ha!

Huoh!

Aah!

That first‐blink reaction is all you need to win.

You're Gopher? What a joker.

The stakes couldn't be higher on that game.

Ohh!

Oh!

Come on, slowpoke!

You suck at this!

[ Sighs ]

Ah, ah! [ Tweet! Tweet! ]

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Squeak! ]

Tessitore: Tonight, it's all on the line as new competitors battle it out

on the most violent mini golf course that's ever been built.

The tallest windmills in the world, four live dragons,

and several natural shark‐infested lakes ‐‐

all real.

Rob, I think maybe this season, we need to get

a better fact‐checker for some of your copy.

[ Laughs ] Who needs a fact‐checker

when we've got the highest diving board in North America

and a bottomless pool?

We definitely need a better fact‐checker for you, Rob.

Alright, here's how the competition works.

Round 1, eight golfers face off

in a series of head‐to‐head matchups.

The winners are gonna move on to sudden‐death round number 2.

Only the best survive to the final round

and play for The Golden Putter, the coveted plaid jacket,

and most important,

a spot in the season finale on Steph Curry's masterpiece,

the Tomb of Nefertiti,

where someone's gonna make a putt worth 250 grand.

Per ABC's legal department,

I am required to let our viewers know that my co‐host...

is not allowed to mention or describe this next hole

under any circumstances.

[ Chuckles ] Okay.

I'm a big boy, Joe. I can handle it.

The next hole up, and you may notice the first thing ‐‐

its huge size.

One of the toughest holes in golf ‐‐

it's Uranus.

[ Coughs ]

You ‐‐ You okay there?

Nope, just ‐‐ Yeah? Okay.

Just caught a little ‐‐

A little something in my throat. Can I continue here?

Please. Okay.

[ Chuckles ]

Golfers will putt up Uranus,

around the rings, and towards the hole.

If they run the ball around the outer ring perfectly,

it's gonna lead to a channel

for a shot at a hole in one in Uranus.

[ Stifled laughter ]

The golfers have to jump across the planets to the other side,

and if they fall into the water, it'll cost them a stroke.

Uranus is a pretty tough hole, isn't it, Rob?

[ Chuckles ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

A couple of Texans set to tangle here,

as Chelsea Kinard faces off against Sarah White.

Hey. Knuckle me.

Ha! Knucks!

[ Cheers and applause ]

My name's Chelsea Kinard. I'm from Houston, Texas.

I'm a retired professional golfer.

I am more competitive than everybody else out there

because I am the only girl amidst brothers

that I had to fight against.

If I don't bring home the trophy,

I will never hear the end of this.

The bows?

That's what people in the golf world know me for.

If I don't have a bow in my hair...

it's not gonna be a good day. [ Chuckles ]

Yeah!

Hi. My name is Sarah White.

I'm from San Marcos, Texas,

and I'm the powerhouse of mini golf.

I'm a swing speed and golf fitness instructor.

My job is to specifically train for golf,

so I got the muscles to do it.

You know, I got the endurance.

I can squat 275 to 300.

My little legs are mighty.

You know, thick thighs save lives. Just sayin'.

[ Laughs ]

Whoo!

Tessitore: Sarah White up first.

Here is her tee shot here on Uranus.

I'm sorry. It sounds like you're saying "Your anus."

Name of the hole ‐‐ Uranus.

That didn't help, either.

Planet‐themed hole. That didn't help, either.

[ Chuckles ] When you said "the name of your hole."

♪♪

Come on! You can do this!

♪♪

There it goes!

Go, go, go!

Let's see. Ohh!

Just missed the channel,

and it takes a huge bank and bounce into the sand.

♪♪

Sarah White, the 22‐year‐old.

Very good athlete.

Trying to cross the water by leaping over the planets

and get to the other side of Uranus.

Go, Sarah! You can do it!

Here comes the run‐up.

One, two!

Don't go back!

Oh, she almost had that! Oh! Boy, oh, boy.

She said, "Thick thighs saves lives,"

but they didn't save her this time.

That's a stroke penalty.

And now Chelsea Kinard.

Is she related to someone who's been on this show before?

I feel like we had a Kinard last year.

Didn't we have a Bernard Kinard last year?

Was that it? We had a Bernard Kinard?

I thought we had a Kinard last year.

We did not have a Kinard. We're getting confirmation.

We were Kinard‐free.

That doesn't seem right.

Bernard Kinard seems right.

[ Exhales sharply ]

Chelsea seems very dialed in, very focused.

Getting ready to try to hit the outer rim of Uranus.

♪♪

Let's go, let's go, let's go!

Will it get there? It made it around. It's got a nice kiss off the ‐‐

There it is! There it is!

It's in the channel! She's got a shot

coming out of the channel! Ohh!

Goes just to the left.

Just missed!

Just squeezed by.

Alright, Chelsea!

Chelsea is gonna have a very easy putt,

and let's see if she can stay dry.

Here she goes.

Oh, she nearly came up short just on that first jump.

If she's gonna go with knee landings,

it's not gonna be pretty on this next one.

Here we go.

Chelsea...

Ohh! Ohh...wow.

Hey. Hey, now.

Whoa‐ho‐ho!

Now comes the next moment of truth.

Can she get from Jupiter over to Mars?

And she stays right ‐‐ right here!

She may have this, Riggle.

One more to go.

Alright, Chelsea!

And she does it! Wow! That was excellent!

Just excellent!

You should celebrate.

[ Yelling ]

What a great run from Chelsea Kinard.

Here you go.

No pressure.

That's got to be miserable if you're Sarah White ‐‐

soaking wet, and Chelsea's dry as could be

with a short putt sitting there,

potentially for the win.

Yeah!

And she did it. She did it.

That is Chelsea Kinard.

A dagger to the heart.

Oh, that was fun.

And Chelsea Kinard's the first player to move one step closer

to that quarter of a million dollar prize

in the season finale.

Up next, it is Putt the Plank.

It's extreme miniat‐arr golf.

[ Chuckles ] See what I did?

I saw what you did there, with the "arr."

Here's Jeannie Mai.

Mai: Thanks, Joe.

Now, it's the most dangerous hole on the open seas ‐‐

Putt the Plank.

Golfers first putt over the bow to X Marks the Spot

on the other side.

Whoever gets closest to the X

will get the help of the best and the only golf pirate

in all of "Holey Moley,"

Captain Long Jon Lovitz. Arr!

He will chip the winner's ball across the lagoon

to the green on the other side.

Then he'll chip the loser's ball across blindfolded.

Oh, yeah.

Contestants will have to make their way across the lagoon

by walking the plank, jumping on top of the circling shark,

and riding it across.

If they fall, it'll cost them a stroke penalty.

Then it's a putt out on the green

in one final showdown on Putt the Plank.

[ Cheers and applause ]

That is a huge round of applause

to see Cynthia Navis go up against Jessy Tang.

I'm Jessy Tang. I'm from Orlando, Florida.

I'm a professional golfer, and it's Tang time.

Oh, I always say it, like, subtly.

I don't go, like, "It's Tang time!"

Whoooooooo!

I love mini golf

because it takes a lot of aspects of regular golf

but it makes it a lot more fun.

I'm actually skipping a professional golf tournament

to be here because I think it's a privilege

to be competing for the largest prize in mini golf history.

[ Cheering ]

My name is Cynthia Navis.

I'm from Westlake Village, and I am a golf instructor.

[ Cheers and applause ]

I love to stay in shape, I love to exercise,

and most of all, I love to have fun.

Ah!

I've been golfing for at least 40 years.

I hold a lot of titles in the world of amateur golf.

I like pink so much because it's cheery, it's bright.

It's me inside.

♪♪

Having both played their qualifying shots,

Cynthia's ball landed closest to the X,

so Captain Long Jon Lovitz will play her shot first.

Dang it.

You like the good captain's outfit?

I do like the captain's outfit.

I've seen him on the golf course many times,

and he dresses like that everywhere he goes.

Well, Rob Riggle, it distracts the other players.

[ Chuckles ] Oh, I like that.

This, the chip for Cynthia Navis,

with just one eyepatch.

Where is Cynthia Navis? I can't see her.

She's right there, in the giant, bright‐pink,

full‐pink outfit. Oh. She's in the pink.

Got it. In the pink.

Oh, what's gonna happen here?

Oh, he just skyrockets this.

But it takes a nice bounce.

And it's gonna be pin‐high just to the left.

That was totally planned.

[ Chuckles ] Absolutely it was.

This, the chip for Jessy Tang.

Unfortunately for Jessy,

Captain Long Jon Lovitz has to wear two eyepatches.

Yeah, there we go. Okay, that's perfect.

Alright. Oh, boy.

And...

Yeah, coming in hot.

Tessitore: Comes in hot, comes off the ramp. Ohh!

Will it stay on the green? It'll stay. It might even get a little rollback.

And it does. That's my guy!

That's my guy. Give me a high five.

So, both of our golfers are gonna have a chance here.

Wow. I got to tell you,

Captain Long Jon Lovitz is one heck of a blind player.

Thank you, Rob Riggle.

Have you heard everything I've said, Jon?

Everything! Oh, boy.

Cynthia and Jessy ‐‐ now they will deal with the shark.

Cynthia!

Walk the plank!

54‐year‐old golf‐teaching pro.

Her daughter Clarissa

and so many friends and fans to see her.

Mai: Okay, here she goes.

She's gonna do it, she's gonna do it.

You can do it, you can do it, you can do it.

Tessitore: Here she goes!

[ Crowd groans ]

Oh, that was a bad ‐‐ Wait!

Does she hold on?! Wait! Wait!

We're gonna get a ruling here!

She is not fully submerged.

She's on! She's on! The back fin!

Hang on! Hang on! Can she stay on?

Climb!

If she lets go, it's a stroke penalty.

Climb up!

[ Grunting, breathing heavily ]

♪♪

[ Cynthia grunting ]

Tessitore: And we're back here at "Holey Moley,"

and 54‐year‐old golf coach Cynthia Navis

is hanging on for dear life to a circling shark.

And if she lets go, it's a stroke penalty.

Climb up!

She's trying! She's like a little pink fish hanging on!

♪♪

[ Crowd groans ]

Oh, Cynthia!

She tried so hard. Ohh!

That's a fighter. That is a fighter right there.

Remember, a stroke penalty for Cynthia.

[ Cheering ]

It's a big moment now for Jessy Tang,

as she could take advantage.

Jessy, walk the plank!

[ Cheers and applause ]

So, Jessy could put herself in position

to putt for the win.

Ohh, hang on!

Got to hold on!

Another one. She almost nailed that landing.

Ohh, I don't know about that grip.

That left hand is giving way.

And there it goes. Nah, it's too much.

And both of our golfers could not hold on.

So both golfers will take the stroke penalty

and make their way to the green on Putt the Plank.

Whoo‐hoo!

Cynthia and Jessy ‐‐ they both lie 2.

Jessy Tang...

[ Crowd groans ] Oh, and it wraps around!

Looks like the golf pro's cracking under the pressure.

Whew!

And now the door is open for Cynthia Navis to take the win.

♪♪

And there's Round 2!

How about that?

Say goodbye to Jessy Tang.

Say hello to Round 2 for Cynthia Navis.

And she's one step closer

to that quarter of a million dollar prize

in the season finale.

And now "Behind the Hole" with Stephen Curry,

the "Holey Moley" golf pro.

Putt the Plank is a hole

that went through a lot of trial and error.

Originally, we wanted the cannon to fire the mini golfers

from the ship to the green.

Course Marshal Joe helped us test it out.

But the cannon just kept firing way too far.

So we changed it.

Now we have Jon Lovitz.

Which is just as weird.

The ground is shaking, which can only mean one thing ‐‐

it is time for Polcano.

Golfers have to putt up the side of the volcano.

If you hit a special channel on top,

you're gonna get the pole position ‐‐

that's the best placement you can get on the green.

If not, you could end up in the rough,

you could end up in the hazard.

Then a powerful zip line across the lagoon

right into a pole.

I'm sorry? We're gonna zip‐line you right into a pole.

That's what I thought you said.

If you hold on, you're golden.

But if you miss ‐‐ if you fall into the water ‐‐

that's a stroke penalty,

and it's a tricky putt on that green for the win.

Let's go.

We are ready for our next Round 1 battle.

Kevin VanDuser's a 61‐year‐old

going up against 33‐year‐old Terrence Redd.

Yo, yo, hey, hey!

Yo, my name is Terrence Redd.

I'm an artist, writer, producer, engineer.

I do it all.

I've been playing mini golf hardcore for six years.

I'm bringing the game. I'm bringing the heat.

[ Rapping ] ♪ Swing high, swing low, 'cause anything goes ♪

♪ This ain't the PGA Tour, but I do it like the pros ♪

♪ 250 Gs with the cheese, get my ravioli ♪

♪ Hey, Ma, look at me, I'm on "Holey Moley"! ♪

My name is Kevin VanDuser, better known as Coach V,

and I just want to say ‐‐ bring it on, "Holey Moley."

I am a motivational speaker,

and I enjoy mentoring coaches to not only just coach the athlete,

but coach the whole person.

The Holey Moley course doesn't intimidate me.

Well, it can be a little intimidating.

Every time we get challenges in life,

we have two ways to look at 'em ‐‐

we can run from 'em, or we can run at 'em.

And I'm gonna run at "Holey Moley."

Coach V will be up first here on Polcano.

Good luck.

The thing you want to look for here

on this shot up the side of the volcano

is give it a run to that far channel on the left side,

which will put you in prime position on the green.

♪♪

Let's see, as he makes it through the lava rocks,

where he lands.

If he can get in that center channel...

Yes! And he does!

It's a pole position for Kevin VanDuser.

That's just good living right there, Joe. Sure is.

Jeannie Mai right in the middle of all the VanDusers.

He has three sons supporting him.

Here comes Kevin VanDuser's ball

out of that prime position chute.

♪♪

I don't know if I want to see what's about to happen here, Joe.

Ah, it's just a zip line with an extra boost of power

into a giant pole.

Exactly. Take the stroke penalty, save your body.

♪♪

Godspeed, sir.

Here goes VanDuser.

Can he hold on?

No chance.

Twisted, turned, flung, and soaked.

Here's Kevin.

And ‐‐ Whoa!

There it is. Look at that.

He really never had a chance. No.

It's almost like arm tackling in football ‐‐

you got to get the whole body involved.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Nice reception for the 33‐year‐old rapper

from Culver City, Terrence Redd.

Terrence just had a newborn baby in January.

Oh, Terrence.

♪♪

Here's Redd.

That's a...

It'll make its way through the lava rocks,

and he's hoping for the best possible result.

Terrence: Over.

But it goes into the rough.

It's okay. It's alright.

There is his ball in the rough here on Polcano.

Terrence has been a rapper now for 10 years.

Let's go, kid!

It's gonna be interesting

to watch him "wrap" around this pole

at about 100 miles an hour. [ Chuckles ]

Whoooo!

Damn!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Ugh!

Ohh! Ohh!

What?! [ Chuckles ]

Whoo! How is he smiling?

I don't know.

I know he had a baby girl, Joe,

but I'm more concerned about how his boys are doing.

[ Laughs ]

Here's the replay, Riggle.

What?! And...

Sha‐bam!

I'll tell you what, Joe ‐‐

if that's not a coconut tree, it is now.

[ Laughs ]

We will take a short break. Wow!

And we will see how that plays out

when we return to "Holey Moley."

Unbelievable.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Tessitore: Round 1 battle here

between Kevin VanDuser and Terrence, the Rapping Golfer.

Whoo!

You got it, kid.

I'm a rapper. Are you?

♪ When I'm walkin' down the street ♪

♪ On my feet, rockin' to the beat ♪

Are we in the midst of a rap right now?

♪ 'Cause I love to eat meat ♪

♪ Everywhere I greet and give people treats ♪

I can do this all day, Joe.

♪♪

Terrence Redd, he lies 1 there,

while Kevin VanDuser, who went into the water,

sits 2 right now.

He'll have to manage pace coming out of this rough.

♪♪

And he doesn't at all, so they both lie 2, Rob.

It takes away all the advantage

of going through the pole experience.

Yeah. Now they're even.

♪♪

[ Crowd groans ]

Just didn't have a good read on that.

So he lies 3.

It was terrible. It was terrible.

Kevin VanDuser's gonna be putting for the win.

Here we go, guys. Send your dad some good vibes.

Good vibes, good vibes.

Man: Sink it! In the hole!

[ Cheers and applause ] Yes!

Kevin VanDuser, say hello to round number 2!

And one step closer

to that quarter of a million dollar prize

in the season finale.

Hey, it is time for Beaver Creek,

our last hole of Round 1.

The golfers have to putt their ball over the fallen tree,

hope to go through that middle branch, get close to the pin.

Then our mini golfers have to go over a rotating tree trunk.

But if you fall in the water, that'll be a stroke penalty.

Josh McSpadden and Tyger Riggs

will face off now in a Round 1 matchup.

Tyger Riggs is a college student.

He's from Cedar City, Utah.

He's 22 years old.

And he dreams of owning a brand‐new truck,

so he's brought along his own lucky putter

to help him win the quarter million dollars.

That'll buy one hell of a big truck.

Josh McSpadden's a 40‐year‐old from Corona, California,

who runs a golf clothing line.

His grandmother introduced him to mini golf.

She's now 92, and they still play against each other

for 20 bucks a game.

Tyger: Whoo! Good luck, man.

Here is Josh McSpadden.

His grandmother has made the trip.

Josh created his own version of mini golf, called Taser Golf,

where when you miss the hole, you have to Tase yourself.

The stakes couldn't be higher on that game.

Yeah, I hope he doesn't play that with his grandma.

As he goes over the log and gets the middle branch,

and that helps him out with great position on the green.

Now can he avoid the stroke penalty on the logroll?

Whoo‐hoo‐hoo!

Somebody phoned in the creek.

The log is barely rolling.

This is the worst hole I've ever seen.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Oh, what's he gonna do?

Here's Josh McSpadden!

Oh, and speed pays off. Speed.

So he gets over the rolling log.

He made it. I can't believe that!

Speed it up! Speed this up!

Here you go, Tyger.

Piece of cake. Come on.

Tyger Riggs, his mom, Pam, dad Stacey ‐‐

they have made the trip here from Utah.

That looks less like a celebration of his son

and more of a glorified name tag.

Yes. I noticed they didn't spend a lot of money on the signage.

That is a "Hello, my name is."

Tyger Riggs.

He goes over the log, got to try to get that middle branch,

and he doesn't.

He gets the branch to the left,

and it kicks him behind the sawdust

and the lumber there.

Alright, here we go.

And now here's Tyger Riggs

with his attempt to get over Beaver Creek.

What the hell does he have on his shirt?

Orange wedges?

I don't know. Confetti? What is that?

Tyger.

Tyger ‐‐ Oh!

Nearly lost his balance but makes it across. Wow.

There you go.

I was more graceful. Yeah, you were.

I was more graceful. You were.

Riggle, your thoughts on Tyger's shirt.

I believe they're phoenixes rising from the ashes.

Do you really? You're gonna go with phoenixes there? Yeah.

I'm gonna go with phoenixes rising from the ashes.

Hmm. Didn't see that.

Or the ancient Aztec Thunderbird.

Mythical.

So, both of our competitors sit 1.

Tyger Riggs, who put it to the side of the green.

♪♪

Has the line.

Yes! There it is.

Josh: Attaboy, Tyger.

So, a 2 for Tyger Riggs.

Josh McSpadden.

You better watch out here.

Must make to force a putt‐off.

[ Crowd groans ]

Tyger Riggs ‐‐

he is through Beaver Creek and round number 1!

That was a good fight, man. Good fight. That was fun. That was a lot of fun.

Tessitore: And the self‐proclaimed Tyger Woods of Mini Golf

lands the final spot in Round 2.

That's where he'll play for the coveted plaid jacket

and that Golden Putter,

and, of course, a chance to claim

the quarter million dollars in the season finale.

♪♪

And now it's time for an "Interview with a Master."

Double Dutch Courage, Dragons Breath,

Frankenputt, Putt the Plank ‐‐

all incredible holes.

Thank you.

Why ruin it by creating a hole

with a theme as lame as beavers?

Well, beavers are ‐‐ they're industrious, they're efficient.

But the hole still sucks!

It's Buns & Wieners with a spinning log

'cause you ran out of money!

Exactly.

And that was an "Interview with a Master."

Ahh! Coming up ‐‐ Dragons Breath,

right here on "Holey Moley."

Stick around.

Aah! You didn't tell me the thing moved.

That could be a real dragon!

It's a real dragon! [ Roaring ]

♪♪

Tessitore: Welcome back to "Holey Moley,"

where so far, four of the best mini golfers on the planet

have secured their place in Round 2.

Right now, we've got one of the hardest holes

in all of mini golf, and definitely the hottest.

It's Dragons Breath.

Golfers will put on their shiniest armor,

gonna putt while standing in the path

of dragons breathing real fire.

You have to hit your ball into one of the three holes

under the stone archway,

and the drawbridge will drop down, allowing them in.

Nail the difficult middle hole

and you get a chance at a hole in one.

Will they be able to brave the heat and sink their shot?

We're about to find out.

It's like that old saying ‐‐ "If you can't stand the heat,

get out of the giant mini golf obstacle course."

Like knights of the realm mounted upon trusty steeds.

Look at this. They're off to slay anything ‐‐

or anyone ‐‐ in their way.

The first of our second‐round battles

is between golf coach Cynthia Navis

and former golf pro Chelsea Kinard.

And there she is ‐‐ Cynthia Navis, the Pink Lady.

Cynthia was sensational on Putt the Plank

in round number 1, when she beat pro golfer Jessy Tang.

Cynthia: Okay.

[ Breathing heavily ]

♪♪

[ Dragons roar ] Ooh!

Ohh! Ohh!

I don't think she took to that fireball

that was right in her face.

Okay! Okay! Okay!

She's like, "Let me just putt this thing

and get the hell out of here."

[ Exhales sharply ]

Oh, it bounces back!

She missed it, and now she's really gonna feel the heat.

No kidding.

Oh!

Oh, she's got a shot here!

She's through! Okay.

[ Applause ]

Off the back wall.

That's a nice putt up against the chest.

So, she is on in 2 as that drawbridge comes down.

[ Dragons roar ] One more fireball.

Everything is nice.

Right now, everything is toasted.

[ Breathing heavily ] She's breathing hard.

I need somebody to take this... off so I can breathe.

[ Breathing heavily ]

Here, I'll trade ya.

You wanna go out there? I'll trade you.

Oh. Okay.

[ Exhales deeply ] There you go.

Yeah, there you go. That's that settling breath right there.

That was a nice sigh.

That was quite an experience.

A little bit too much for me.

She is so happy she signed up for this.

Time for Chelsea Kinard,

who destroyed Uranus in just two strokes in Round 1.

Let's hope that bow in her hair brings her as much luck

in the heat of this battle.

[ Dragons roar ]

Oh, look at that flame.

Ooh! Oh!

♪♪

She made it through! Oh, what a shot!

Wow! Wow!

One shot!

Chelsea Kinard gets through in 1,

and she's right to the side of that green.

And look at the celebration.

"Fire me up," she says!

Chelsea Kinard.

[ Cheering ]

The bow stayed beautifully ‐‐ right in place, no problem. Bow stayed perfectly well.

You wouldn't think that the bow would stay in place like that. Hair looks great.

These professional golfers know what they're doing.

They really do.

She's got to go over two graves.

Been putting through cemeteries recently, Riggle?

Oddly enough, yes.

Now Chelsea Kinard for the win.

And it went right. It broke right.

She had the right speed.

It just caught the edge of that grave.

Now Cynthia Navis, as they both sit 2.

Cynthia: I need relief.

That's a sentence I say a lot.

Course Marshal Joe's got himself an assistant marshal this year.

Who is this guy?

I believe it's Course Marshal Colin.

Assistant Course Marshal Colin. Assistant Course Marshal Colin.

We're still trying to figure out who he is,

but he keeps the sunglasses on, he keeps the beard going,

and, of course, he's got a fake hand.

You've confirmed that as prosthesis ‐‐ the left hand?

Uh, no, I have not,

but I feel confident in saying that on national television

without any further research.

Chelsea: You can do it!

Cynthia Navis now trying to card a 3 here on Dragons Breath.

♪♪

Oh, that was a great effort!

Cynthia: So close!

And that means Chelsea Kinard will be putting for the win.

Bring it.

There's still some work to do here.

Retired pro, passionate, lifelong golfer.

Kinard...

puts it in! Yes!

Never a doubt.

We've just witnessed true bow power,

as Chelsea Kinard becomes the first player

to move into tonight's final round.

♪♪

There it is. There it is.

That's not real. It's moving.

That's not real. It's moving.

It's gripping. It's fully functional.

Prosthetics these days have all kinds of robotics

and abilities.

That is a manufactured hand.

♪♪

And now it's time for "The Hole Story"

with Rob Riggle.

Double Dutch Courage ‐‐ because one Dutch just wasn't enough.

Golfers must get their ball and themselves

through both windmills to the green on the other side.

My advice for golfers on this hole

is the same I would give to a tourist

visiting the Netherlands ‐‐

don't attempt this in clogs.

"Aaah!"

[ Imitates thud, splat ]

Tessitore: So, here we go ‐‐ this is a Round 2 matchup

between the 22‐year‐old Tyger Riggs

and the 61‐year‐old Kevin VanDuser.

Well, good luck to you, man. You, too, man.

You, too, buddy. Have fun. Good luck.

This looks like a father/son tournament.

Tessitore: It does.

We will start things off with Tyger.

Remember, five blades ‐‐ an extra blade this year.

♪♪

Ooh, nice.

Good putt.

It's gonna ride that ridge, take a kick,

and will settle down along that right side.

Did we ever figure what was on Tyger's shirt?

Yeah, I think at one point,

you believed it was a rising phoenix. Phoenix? Yes.

I think it's a parrot.

Right now, all he cares about is that the shirt stays dry.

Tyger: Ugh! Oh, he made it!

Yeah, he disappeared for a second,

He disappeared! and then all of a sudden, he appeared

on the other end of the windmill.

Alright, here's the replay.

Let's see if there was some contact there.

Oh! There was definitely fishtail! Oh, there was!

You know, there is something to be said

about the forward dive.

So, now the drawbridge is gone.

Does he go with the same approach of the headfirst dive?

He does! Oh, and he lost his footing.

Almost went in the drink on a slip!

The college student Tyger Riggs is on in 1.

Man, I got lucky on that one. I totally slipped.

Boy, there's a look of concern there, isn't it?

On Kevin VanDuser?

Either that or somebody needs to wake him up.

Oh, he moved!

He's a mentor, a motivational speaker.

♪♪

As he runs it up.

He's got a shot at this!

He's got a shot at this, Riggle!

Oh, it just stays on that side.

You never know.

Sometimes the angle will just curl it around enough.

61‐year‐old trying to get through the five blades.

Gets you a little dizzy.

[ Crowd groans ] Ohh!

He nearly made it, and then he gets hip‐checked!

Boy, I thought he had it, Riggle.

So, he's picking his moment.

He's thinking, "Why did I do this? Why did I do this?

I hate this, I hate this, I hate this."

And then he dove ‐‐ Ooh.

Ooh, and it really was a hip check.

Yeah, that right hip's gonna get you. It just got him square.

♪ VanDuser, VanDuser, he's not a loser ♪

That was a complimentary song.

I like where you're going with that, honestly. Yeah.

♪♪

You just have to go all‐in here.

He's already gotten one stroke penalty.

He backs off again.

Here he goes!

He made it!

There you go. How about it?

Kevin VanDuser ‐‐ he executed and delivered.

♪♪

Tyger Riggs now for the win.

♪♪

Oh! Oh!

It stops short!

And it goes to the left.

And now he lies 2.

Dang it!

Kevin VanDuser, he lies 2.

♪♪

Looking for a 3!

Oh, come back! On the comeback!

And he finds it on the comeback! On the comeback!

Who doesn't love a great comeback roll?

What a great way to card a 3, Kevin VanDuser!

Wow!

And now Riggs must make this putt.

Has to make it to force a putt‐off.

♪♪

Final's on the line.

And we will have a putt‐off here on Double Dutch Courage.

I'm telling you, VanDuser's giving Riggs all he can handle.

I loved the comeback.

Jeannie Mai with his sons Kevin, Kyle, and Kody.

When you guys found out that your dad

even submitted himself for "Holey Moley,"

what did you think?

Oh, I thought he was crazy 'cause I had seen the show.

[ Laughing ] Oh, God!

Ah, here comes Deputy Course Marshal Colin

with his fake hand, sunglasses, and now a scarf.

Now, have you confirmed that the left hand is...? No. I have not.

It's quite possible that Course Marshal Joe

cut his hand off.

You're accusing Course Marshal Joe ‐‐

I said it's possible. I'm not accusing anybody.

♪♪

It's a parrot. It's a parrot.

Those are parrots. It is a parrot.

It has been confirmed now

that the pattern on the shirt of Tyger Riggs is parrots.

First putt of the putt‐off.

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

Never in doubt.

So, now VanDuser will have to match to stay alive,

trying to make the final round.

♪♪

No! Oh!

[ Crowd groans ]

Tyger Riggs is going on!

Well played, gentlemen. Well played.

Coming up ‐‐ the final round

and a hole that will knock you off your feet

harder and faster than any other in "Holey Moley" history.

[ Crowd groans ]

We'll take a short break. Be right back.

♪♪

Tessitore: Welcome back to "Holey Moley."

We're about to put our final two players to the test.

One of them's gonna walk away with the plaid jacket,

The Golden Putter, and most importantly,

a chance at a $250,000 putt.

That'll come on Stephen Curry's mysterious masterpiece

the Tomb of Nefertiti in the season finale.

Time to hold your noses.

[ Screams in slow motion ]

Because it's Hole Number Two,

where golfers have to putt their ball

down a 30‐foot, narrow strip,

then they got to make a run for it, Rob,

because the occupants of the Holey Moley Porta Puttys,

they finish their business and they start opening up the doors,

and when that happens, you can get knocked into the drink,

and if you go in the drink, it's a stroke penalty.

[ Chuckling ] Oh, yeah!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Final‐round action here between Chelsea Kinard,

the 34‐year‐old retired golf pro,

and Tyger Riggs, 22‐year‐old college student from Utah.

You excited?

Good luck. Good luck.

Tessitore: Two high‐energy competitors.

♪♪

Chelsea had such success on Uranus

before getting it done on Dragons Breath.

She is putting down that 18‐inch‐wide land strip

along the porta potties.

She's got a very Cindy‐Lou Who vibe going.

I agree.

♪♪

♪♪

Chelsea: Go! Go!

Slow roll

that doesn't even reach towards that restroom sign.

How did it end up? It's short.

Oh, short? Alright.

Tessitore: I don't mind it. Riggle: Yeah.

Anytime you can take the ridge out of play,

you're living well here on Hole Number Two,

and that is the case for Chelsea Kinard.

Alright, let's do this.

[ Cheering ]

You think she's got the wheels?

My guess is no.

5 bucks she makes it.

You want a piece?

I'm down. I got to know.

Let's go. Got the juice.

Come on, Kinard.

[ Buzzer ] Kinard, go!

Here she goes. Here she goes! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

Ohh! [ Laughs ]

Can't believe this.

Yes! Where's my wallet?

Show me the money, Joe!

She's loving it. She is loving it.

[ Laughs ]

She is celebrating.

Oh, wow, that's nice, Joe. Thank you.

Does it smell good? I'm sorry, I ‐‐

Yep. No, that's the real deal.

I hate to do this, but ‐‐ No, that's the real deal.

You understand? No. [ Chuckles ]

You got nothing to worry about there.

Yeah, there's the watermark. We're good. And look at how disapp‐‐

See, Luche Libre's about as disappointed as I am there.

♪♪

So, now some pressure on Tyger Riggs.

Riggs is a 22‐year‐old from Utah.

Came up with a victory on Beaver Creek

and then impressed all of us on Double Dutch Courage.

♪♪

That's a nice stroke.

See if it just gets to the side ‐‐

that restroom sign. No, no, that's a terrible shot.

That's terrible!

[ Crowd groans ]

Worst‐case scenario. Oh, he's gonna have to punch out from there.

This is bad.

Oh, it could get worse here

if he gets forced by one of those porta potties

into the lagoon.

Then it'll be a stroke penalty

on top of that bad position on the green.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Tyger Riggs ready to run.

[ Buzzer ]

Here he goes! Here he goes!

Wow!

That is exactly the kind of run

that I think everybody should do.

Let it go ‐‐ full sprint.

That was like a cheetah.

Both of our competitors remain dry.

How 'bout it?!

Tyger: It clipped me right at the end.

I know. You almost had it.

You had speed.

This is a great example of athleticism and balance

that you have to have to win a championship

on "Holey Moley,"

and that is what Chelsea Kinard has shown here

on Hole Number Two.

Second stroke.

Can she finish it off?

♪♪

Good pace.

Good pace!

Riggle: Oh! What?!

Won't drop. Right on the lip.

Seriously?!

Oh, my gosh!

That was a fine‐looking putt.

That was a great putt.

And she will tap in for the 3.

There it is. And she's in for the 3.

So, now an opportunity does exist for Tyger Riggs,

as he is behind that restroom sign.

He'll have to punch out to the side and then put it in.

What he wants to do is have the straightest possible shot

to take the contour of the ridge out.

♪♪

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And I think he may have done that as best he can, Rob.

It's a play. Smart play. Thanks.

♪♪

Has to have it here to force the putt‐off.

[ Crowd groans ]

Dang it!

Tessitore: Chelsea Kinard is the champion tonight,

the 34‐year‐old former golf pro...

Whoooooooo!

...will be among the champions

trying to putt for a quarter of a million dollars.

Her husband, Dave, celebrating.

Perhaps riches could be coming their way.

Fantastic putting there, champ.

You feel good?

Steph, absolutely.

Try this on.

Hey, that looks good on you.

How's it feel?

This feels amazing!

♪♪

Ready for the finale?

I didn't come all this way to finish second.

Can't wait to hoist that trophy up!

We will see you next week for more extreme mini golf

right here on "Holey Moley."