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Welcome Freshman

Take a sip.

Hi, Mischa.

Where would she be? - What are you doing?

Capture your beauty. - Put that thing away.

You know I do not want in the picture. - Okay.

Virginity to the college is bad.

Why then record everything.

I wanted our love to capture.

Take it on in your head.

Come down, you put me dick.

What are you doing? - I would have to ask you.

I knew you wanted to become an actress. But Alexis, porn?

Loser you are.

You were right on time. What he can do all those shooting?

Too bad he right corner saw it coming, that was magnificent.

What would become of that DJ? - Who cares.

Everything would be fine, lonely without my mom ...

constantly calling. What can I say?

Heard something from your dad?

No, I am the last he now wants to speak.

I'm the dick. So does no guy ever love me.

You look like an idiot, do you love me?

The boys at school are real losers.

But I was away. At school stuck makes me so sick.

On one day we will be free. The sun will burn our skin.

The wind in our hair. It will be insane.

It will be insane.

We need the list another update.

Do you have the list yet? That I not seen after college.

My list will be twice as long. - Okay. Jesse.

What did these men do now? After a night away their respect.

See, civilization ends.

As Freud says Host: Men look for their mother in a woman.

I'm male Sat And all those I am mother boys Sat

Girl, we must raise the bar.

No. - Yes, once you have the truth ...

face. - Look.

Pimped your dad in a Corvette?

Alexis? - Dad?

I will be a few weeks out of town.

I am with your mother away. Love is.

I wanted to tell you. - Really?

I realize that my life already at the half.

And someone sees me all the way down.

Honey, I lost my lost sunglasses.

Hi, sexy giant. - Did you call me ma huge fan ever?

You left Monday morning, and you go now with this bimbo?

Yes, is not it great?

Alexis, I heard so much about you. You are so s famous actress.

Hey Harold, how are ... - Hi.

Linds. - Shari Slutter.

After high school never seen again.

Right, I'm Shari Slutter. - Your baby is younger than your daughter?

Dad, what are you thinking? - It's a miracle?

We lubricate 'm. Our plane is waiting. So Money, hug.

Okay, I have a cell phone. In emergencies you can call.

Girls, stay out of trouble, or ... - Bye.

God, how she loved me, huh?

I almost burst out of my skin of anger.

He wanted me surrenders and goes out with a high-school-slut?

That is so wrong. - Shari Slutter. I think not.

This calls for revenge. - Welcome to the horrible realization ...

that your father just just another horny guy.

But she was totally love 'm.

Is that your phone? It seems that God is calling.

Hello? Hi Lexie, this is Maxie.

You sit up or lie, because I have very big news.

I was just called the office Hertz Waters.

You may audition for the lead in their new thriller ...

science-fiction comedy, whatever. This could be the breakthrough you want.

Today in the studio for four hours. - Today?

It will succeed. I love you. Let them see something.

Can you give me some color this time? Oh yes, that is male.

Call me Hertz Waters. - Nice to meet you.

Very nice to meet you. Beautiful, that looks great.

I love bottles, do not you?

Yes.

Is that all? - To taste, sir.

Terrible, away with it. Return.

Apologies, I'll take another bottle. - Sure.

Was it that bad? - I do not know, I do not drink alcohol.

Ready to order? - I think so.

Are you ready? - Yes.

I ... - What do you want?

Okay, I ... - Go ahead.

Whatever.

Feel Fri

Need it Views menu? You can choose from everything.

They can choose everything? - Yes, sir.

I would prefer the Fillet de Sole, with escargots.

And Mr. Waters? - Nothing, thank you

Excellent. - Thank you.

There is nothing? - No, I'm just a big pizza.

Anyway. A toast the star of my next movie.

Sorry.

One hanging off me.

Meetings, networking. I'll call a lot.

I watch much TV. You will get to experience. I mean: You can get some experience.

Very quickly. You have so much talent. And, a nice set of boobs.

That was rude. You know, let's do not talk about your breasts.

Or do you do talk about your breasts?

Look, the escargots. I think now that scene in Pretty Woman.

When they ...

Pretty Woman. Refreshed my memory. A musical with snails, Pixar?

No. - But I come now irrelevant.

Your future will be bright.

Alexis? - Alexis.

Your future will be shiny, Alexis. My office is nearby.

Here is the script. I can not wait to have you there.

Let's go. - But my food is not up yet.

Not very. I already have pizza.

And your meal, madam? - Put that on her account. Thank you.

Donnie. Nice.

Alexis Bell, now you.

I'll call you back. - Success.

Mrs. Bell? The scene goes like this: You're the richest debutante ...

in America, OK? And you do a sultry, sexy ...

dance with your ass, the richest men in the world.

Okay, you follow it? You act out of greed.

You're so vain become you already it is possible ...

Versace to keep your ass. Like a crack whore, no crack.

All for the money. Ready, honey? Do not ruin it.

You only have one chance. Donnie, but increased.

What do you think? - An ass to smack.

Climb the pole.

Higher. Higher.

Perfect.

We have a star.

Well done. Okay, baby?

Pull your panties out of it. Let's see ...

net there is great lawn. - Whether the carpet matches the drapes.

Do we have a V? Is the V the runway or is nothing?

Or if you have one vagina afro?

I guess I can not. Can I have my clothes back, please?

A pity, because we really thought you were cut for this role.

You impresario said: She does almost everything ...

for a sterrenrol. And just so you could play anyone.

She would do anything this offer.

Everything.

Well?

You know what? I have an idea.

You bastard's come here, pants down ...

Who's got best offer?

Okay. - No, I was just kidding.

You 've had.

You'll never work in this city. - I know. You never ...

work in this city. You're nothing, you got it had.

Nice.

This is not a cigarette.

Baby I see you walk blonde hair and black boots ...

you looks like a rodeo clown.

What are you doing in my house? Get out of my house.

Hi, Alexis. - Hey, Jesse.

How you doing, man? - You're home.

There was a crazy Snowboard conference in the city.

It seemed ideal for a party.

I wanted to make you drunk and if all your probemen away.

I did my best stock wine headache ever.

How about really, Lindsay?

I know, Come with me.

I line a rocker for you, Alexis. And do not ruin it.

No, I do not know who you would choose.

Okay, Miss-no-Wip.

That's my weed.

We just want more control, relax anyway.

It smells like patchouli. Hippies.

Alex, welcome home. You want a drink?

Marcus, you take it it once again, of, in my kitchen.

You could say I appreciate my feminine side.

It surprises me nothing.

Now you need off your clothes draw. Come here, sweetie.

Dork. - Keep your hands off.

What's up, buddy? Alexis, you look damn good.

Honey? - Get off me.

Come to the garage. - No.

You can not. - What is there?

Tracy gives Kendra them along.

One, two, three. She's down.

Jesse, you can see if Lindsay crop tops or tube tops still has ...

to borrow? Mine is ruined.

Lacy, know your mother you're a whore?

No. Wait, yes. Never mind.

Your guy want some of this.

You bitches ...

Enough. I'm yours and snowboard divas Sat

We have begun. - Action.

Enough. The party is over. Everyone in my house.

There's problem? - Sorry for 't late hour ...

but the neighbors complained about the noise.

Bullshit. - Pardon?

That's a lie, because all my neighbors have.

Not cooperate is punishable.

Place an arrest but to your mother, Bobby.

We are already six months apart. Go on with your life.

We can do some organizing. Go to a hockey game?

I have some milk for you.

Do you have regular milk?

Bread? I told you we have no bread.

What happened?

That shit-Jesse has knocked you down.

Jamworstelen? Really, Linds, how did you get it?

It seemed to me then a good idea.

I thought it was you. It says Lindsay.

Oops. Day.

No. - He would never ...

Okay, call me if you need me. - I love you, Alex.

I know.

Around you with a hotdog in a bun?

Would you like mustard?

Unbelievable.

We can not talk about? - Get out, buddy.

Good morning, sunshine. Look at this.

My stock is for the hippies. Thank you so much.

I know, It was a bad idea. I'm sorry.

Now we must go to Evan, to re-save.

N never had a headache.

Well back again? - Yes.

All right. You ladies may enter.

The Barbie Twins. Welcome.

You look so intense aura of today, Alexis. Are you feeling okay?

I need my medicine. - An emergency.

Did you get 28 grams already completely?

Jah be praised. You ladies are lucky.

Because today we got within these new tops.

Welcome to my paradise. - I take seven grams Topanga principal.

And seven grams of HP Ultra. - Heavenly.

Travis. - How you doin ', man.

What's up my Ninja?

Evan, Guest. - Shay, man. Good to see you.

How are you? You did this once great company.

Greet my angels again: Lindsay and Alexis.

Hello angels. - Hi.

What are you doing tonight? My crew gives a show.

Cool. - Yes, we will be there.

The flyer with all the info. It starts at nine hours. See you there, okay?

I'm okay. I see nothing.

Open your eyes.

I'll get something to drink for us. - Okay.

Not exactly looking, but there you have some men in a good performance.

Okay, that is 32.75.

For two drinks? - Yes, gratuity not included.

You did not. - Yes it is. You got the wijvenmep ...

Mrs. Independence. And you got lucky. The rules are:

Around me see my men Go back to your tuna boat, or something.

You begin to attract seagulls. - Calm down.

Run it down, Mrs. Dinges. - Removal.

Get her away.

Alex? Code Red.

We must go. This is a crazy tent. A cousin gave me just wijvenmep.

Where is Shay and his friend? - I'm not going anywhere.

Never seen so many cute together. - Get those blinders on your head.

Why are there so many handsome guys? - No idea, great right?

And they dance so well.

Did you hear me at all? - What?

There she is. - Go get them.

Nice dress. - Thank you.

Were you there? You missed the show.

We performed here.

But we came here. Until the next show.

But we can yet together ...

The black man makes white girls scared.

No, this time it was the Asian. - I'm one meter 57.

A kind of creepy gnome. - I'm not twelve anymore.

You look like a twelve year old. - I'm 42.

What? In height? - No, in length.

By 'n microscope, sure.

A night to remember. Men hunting in a gay bar.

Well searched, Holmes. - At least I did not wijvenmep.

Best hearing. And I had no trio with a half-Latino boy band.

You left me alone the Barbarian Twins.

Pain sucks. My finger is injured.

That was a good right corner.

Weather 'n gas guzzlers who just driving around.

And what's behind the steering wheel? A huge housewife.

From Operation Soccer Mother desert.

Do you make girls a night ride?

Park here, and smoke a blunt with us.

Do you see this.

Get your m always out so to show?

Ma said: Whosoever does, may it show.

We want to do? - Yes.

Really? - Shut up.

That you were wrong ... Women are not welcome.

Well fought.

Guys fled down the street.

For example, 't. I want a strong woman that shows me who's boss.

Want to play? She wants to play. - I called.

Here what you want.

I usually do not sleep with men I can bench press playing.

Do not write me off too quickly. A strap should always be.

My god, say.

Strap on? Come on. - Do you believe it? Now we choose.

Let them take home. - Are you serious?

Travis guest is ridiculous. - Choose one of the others, come on.

I read that they 't want. - Your screwing up the.

We are inside. - I am still looking.

We are coming. Open it, and we're there.

Trav. - Okay.

Remember. - Focus.

Ready to submit, ladies? Good, because I know what I want.

Come with us. We regulate alcohol. Then to your site.

Please?

Then, just jacks. - Jacks.

Do not touch me.

Can you imagine, the Hummer out of gas.

It is 'S good buttock exercise.

Right there, so beautiful.

Here is the savior.

Since I saw you in that shop, it badonk-a-donk in my head.

You have a perfect ass. A healthy ass.

Such ass on a white girl? Damn, that's not normal.

Probably you train, girl. - A little.

I? I go three hours daily to the gym.

Like you? Nice-ass-girl, come here.

That looks good. Here I have some of it.

After the last Red Bull with vodka I one night.

You're a stouterd. I see you the man wants to be in relationships.

Prima, women who wear the pants.

You are the tiger and I'm crying your prey.

Trap me, eat me. I am yours, here I am.

That is French, but increased. - Calm down.

Aloof do? Good.

The heat of your fire, the flames the rise. Take me, I am yours.

Do not ruin it.

Explore the cave.

Right there.

I can not breathe. I tap off.

This is a good position, eh? Well just change.

Come on, I pull up.

I start just.

That is so sweet. - I want to make you my wife.

Coming home to you and one day, self-cooked meal.

You see this? His hips to participate in birth.

I do not want to go. - Thanks for coming to see us.

Be thankful. We disappear. Thank you for the hospitality.

I was in the neighborhood. Here's your post. Sorry, I did not know of your visit.

A parking ticket from Marina del Rey.

Five o'clock in the morning.

I always pay your bills.

But I do not pay $ 50 while you fucking around.

Bobby, do not pass and do not bother me.

You need professional help. - You're almost professional ...

everyone flips like you. Convert them but once per hour.

Nice used on guilt. Solve your midlife crisis itself.

Thanks for the early post.

I send you money for that voucher.

Again n so egocentric man ...

They do not see it 's about me?

The modest types perform best.

Travis knew what he was doing.

I want a guy who can please; and who knows the female body.

The perfect guy knocks on your door, gives you the best fuck of your life ...

and then leaves again. No questions asked.

Exactly. Just like at Disneyland. In the Stop the late night rides, and ...

you go home.

Imagine, in a perfect world is knock on the door ...

Hi, I'm Zack: Clever, entertaining, and convenient in and around the house.

I fill all your needs, you give the best sex of your life, and then ...

I go. When can I start?

Where would we find such a man?

My goodness, there it is. - What?

The perfect man.

Ladies Day.

Jee. - We need help.

He needed resuscitation. - I have first aid and can mouth to mouth.

Are you angels? Am I in heaven?

It is a serious wound. I got a kit in the bathroom.

We pick him inside.

Thanks for the help. You two are truly like angels.

Alexis, you want the boiler even going up?

Of course. - I take care of that wound.

Look at that how dirty you are.

You had almost a concussion. - And how you treat it?

Aspirin?

Push me like a wave. - Drive on my seahorse.

Here is Moby Dick.

Topstunt, dear. - Yes.

Say that I am dolphin. - You are my dolphin.

Look at that nice piece of meat now.

Well, say.

The sex with this guy was great. Until it hurt him shower.

I can not believe it how easy it was.

First he pops on a surfboard. And if we teach him ...

he just wants of buttock go.

Maybe we men normal precipitation. Think after.

Men rammed down once the women. Dragged them to their cave. For sex.

Not such a bad idea. - You're right.

Women are treated as such for centuries. Now it's our turn.

Fast, He is coming.

What are you doing? - Stop playing. Stay in your role.

Okay, come on. We go.

It was awesome. I do not really too late. Five or ten minutes.

There you have some access flesh. - Tango identified eleven hours.

Yes, no, I'm so. I doubt that you can pick up.

Yeah, no. I can ... - Hi.

Yeah, hold on. - Hi

Hold on, okay? - Hello?

No, within ten minutes. Okay, man. Day.

Yes.

Suits us for car theft?

You guys are crazy.

That 't we have succeeded. - Yes.

Yes, we are a lubricated machine that eats men.

Yes.

Blue Mustang on Balboa, speeding.

Just at this time. - Are we recognize?

No, I can not.

Pretend everything is normal. - Do I look normal?

You have a nasty bump on your head.

What happened? Where am I? What time is it?

We arrived just in our work. You loaded your car ...

and when you fell suddenly together.

We ran towards you, to see if you were okay.

You were unconscious, trained.

Sorry, but ... wait. I'm sorry, but what time is it?

I need to act half past four. - Performance? It is now four hours.

Damn, I can not believe it.

I miss my convention speech.

Quiet, what conference?

The mission Jehovah's Witnesses.

My god.

They are fixed so worried that the Coast Guard already searching.

If you are not from this neighborhood? - No, I'm from London.

England.

This was my last stop, Heading to Cambodia.

Because we put an orphanage in Phnom Penh.

A morning surf I felt attracted.

Stupid me, I blew it. - You can still catch.

No, that's impossible. This is a complete mess.

What I tell my disappointed brothers?

Sorry, that's your problem. You guys were awesome ...

but I should really go.

No. You feel bad. I get a washcloth ...

on your forehead. - And some aspirin.

Well, no I ... - You stay.

Sit.

So brave, sitting. Come on.

What are you doing? You ruined it, sucker. - This catch you restore.

Look'm seeing, he's a saint. He wanted to open an orphanage ...

in Cambodia. I feel terrible. He missed his conference.

And now here comes the Coast Guard, and then we get to Bobby.

Notify about Bobby. I love this.

Jehovah's knocking every day. - But never such fun.

You already had one, This is mine.

All right, chagrin.

Well ... I did not take aspirin. But I probably know what you improves.

Come with me. - I really should go.

Come on, I got it in my room. Come on.

Yes, you naughty, little monkey. Now you my experience ...

as a very Jehovah naughty.

Jeez, are you?

Where you going, squirrel? Not.

These are the pictures from the Internet. The beach, our house and the surf shop.

Between the beach and our house, is the men's toilet.

The plan is: Hidden in the men's toilet we wait for a target.

If the target is within range, We attack, and switch it off.

Zero 9.00: Warrior Stump Balbreker and gather here.

And monitoring. - Roger, Balbreker.

Ladies Day. - Hi.

I see a potential target. Request confirmation, Balbreker.

Where? - At eleven hours.

PUT DOWN TARGET

Tango identified Stump Warrior. In action in target within reach.

Now.

Excuse me. There was some plank was on my chest.

Do you use 'Mr. Zog's? - This is the men's toilet.

I had not seen the sign. Do you come here often?

But if I have to pee.

Just kidding. I live a little further.

Really? Where are you?

Between the eighteenth and Balboa. - So close?

Sorry, I did not ... are you?

Well resolved. - Quick, pick the meat on ...

z.s.m. and bring it to the base. - Okay. What does z.s.m?

Now. - Okay, I got t.

How do you feel?

What happened? - Do not worry, you're safe here.

Were you the girl from the toilet? - Your memory comes back.

That bump on your head is huge. - No, I ... it seemed fine.

What kind of you to take care of me. - Yes.

I think I should do something in return.

Probably.

How about a foot massage? I am very good with my hands.

You know, as a Catholic as one kind of family ...

So best very spiritual ...

and just very family oriented.

I have nineteen cousins and nieces. There is such a close relationship.

My brother Bobby married a girl in Wisconsin.

And they have five. I love children.

Do you ever have children? - Not yet.

I love so much hugging after sex. - Can I have some time?

See you down.

Hello. Good morning.

Look, freshly squeezed orange juice. And, my specialty: Crêpes ...

with fritters. If something French Southerners.

Wait. It still calls for a topping.

Well say, "one household type is needed here.

How's your head? - Yes ... no, as good as new, really.

That friend of yours brings back my sense of humor.

Few women get a dibs on hard if I laugh.

She reminds me of a of the boys. With better tits.

Yes, she is almost a man with a vagina.

Look. Good morning, sweetheart. Hopefully you're starving.

Please. - Jared, what are your hobbies?

Well, I'm actually a musician.

It's boring there with friends to talk about ...

but it is known that I play along with the best.

But surely you knew that already

That's really cool.

Well, enjoy your meal, little miss.

No thanks. I think I get sick.

Does the red flag?

Suffering from delusions? We sometimes have a relationship?

We met in the toilets. Had sex. I'm your username.

You think we have a couple of months yes pronounce it?

I just thought we had a band.

Pack your bags yet and go back to mommy.

With me you can no mothers and fathers play.

I'm going my clothes here.

These are mine.

That was cruel.

Good. What about you? January like you just because he cooks for you.

Why do so krengerig.

Let me just venting. I had three hours to listen ...

his travel to India, and how a guru him was spiritual.

Any man who can cook and massage I think is a good one.

And his name is Jared, not in January - Whatever.

I miss my crepe.

Goddamn.

We must abduct and deliver control.

If one of us reject a target ...

we should release him. And no more of those young guys.

I am the mother boys Sat - All right. New rule.

No men younger than thirty. Because if we beat them down ...

types should be solid. Parent is more stable.

Exceptions.

Stop calling. - Has he gone mad?

Stop calling. Bobby, what's wrong with you?

Why do I fall hard? We keep apart. Always.

That was a good one.

Alexis, are you there?

A very good one.

I feel much better, I was just venting.

Alexis, Lindsay, you are home. - Hello?

Fine, that sounds loud and clear.

Could you understand us?

Say it but if you want some shopping.

I saw an empty box of tampons in your waste.

You must buy quickly because Alexis starts in four days again.

And Lindsay is not long afterwards.

I'll go along Cosco for "n ... deluxe box of Tampax

with environmentally sheath. Do not worry about it, girls.

You do not even off the couch.

That sounds pretty crazy. - Encourage him not to.

There are also many used condoms.

Hopefully only Lindsay. Alexis, I would bales if you played the whore.

I do not want STD when we are together again.

How long do you listen us all off?

From your purchase, videos and handing out sushi.

Bobby, you're going too far. Beyond stalking.

What the hell is that? - This? This I have from the gadget shop.

Grants arms. Perfect for our operations.

You should have seen the rest.

Look.

Can I help you ladies? - No, we look around. Thanks.

Please ask if you want. Jodie is my name.

Something special in mind? - What are they for?

This is the real athlete.

It offers the thrill of the hunt, without having to kill or maim.

The best arrows rifle there is. - Impressive.

Where to hunt you with something? - Depends.

What can you imagine you there?

I leave you see what's appropriate.

Ladies, this is very interesting.

Remember that everything I in this area show or say ...

disclosed. Wait till you see this.

This is my trophy room. - Who are these guys?

My collection. Ladies, all credit to you ...

imaginative approach to sports. - What are you talking about?

Do not be so innocent. Type species knows.

To it so to speak.

Do come with me.

In combat clothes you can see something.

Cool, did you see that? - I have not even off my apron.

Great. - Why did you bring us here?

Seriously? Last time your girlfriend was around, it seemed 't. ..

As having no small game had in mind.

What did you buy again? Oh yes, the X-26 Tazer Professional.

Yeah, that. - What do you say?

Do not feel attacked. I want Only some wisdom to pass ...

to the next generation. I have a story.

I was 27 and a virgin. I was "fed up, and I was too fat.

And then Grant came into my life. The five-time defending champion ...

in the local wasberenjacht.

Well I just had a twelve gauge rifle my father gave.

On that day I went with it on duck hunting.

I had wandered deep into the jungle.

So deep, I'm on the ground the wasberenjacht ended.

I had a beautiful wild duck in my sights. ... I aimed fire.

I heard a cry of pain. That evening I took my husband.

He died after three months of lead poisoning.

Hail there I would get life.

That day I swore I never quite ...

with lead shot coins.

Now you understand we are united.

What good that you caught that. - Quick reflexes, I guess.

Just get a screw.

My god, it's fantastic. Do not wait, that's topvlees.

I do not. - Picking and pinning.

Look, it's done.

Come, I'll help you.

You have to do so. Stop screw loosely in the hole, and then ...

You've certainly done more often? - High marks for Trade & Sales.

Really? - Strange for a girl.

Hello? Do you have relevant, whether we get on?

Give me some time. Hey, I've never seen before.

I'll just from Santa Cruz.

Welcome to the neighborhood. Want to visit us to come? We live not far away, so ...

Seems fine. I write down your number.

You live here like it. - Thank you.

How can you pay?

My dad pays the rent. - Jeez, say.

That will be a nice guy. - Call it surrenders.

A bad relationship? - He traded my mother ...

for a 22-year-old slut. - I'm sorry for you.

What about with your family? - My parents are crazy.

Pure hippies. They live on the beach Kauai and have not much, but ...

they are still in love. - Many marriages are talking tough.

We think if we lost not marriage and children.

I do not know, though. The idea of true love like that.

I must be old-fashioned.

You know that if you think someone Before you fall asleep ...

and that someone thinks when you wake up?

Yes.

What do you want After a day of skiing?

Girls. - Is that you?

Beer. Brew's. - Brew Brothers is good, yes?

Brew Brothers is not responsible for damage ...

I did not know you were an actress. - There is not. That's just painful.

I liked it, be proud. - On beer sales in bikini?

The dream of every boy, right? - No, I mean 't. I'm proud of you.

You're proud of me. I do not save the world or something.

And you? What are your ambitions, boy from the surf shop?

You react badly to compliments, and feel attacked for no reason.

Nothing to destroy it. You're the coolest girl I ever knew. I gotta go.

What is it? - We should not go too fast.

Do nothing we regret it.

No sex you will regret it.

I would love to make love to you, believe me.

We need each other only knowledge.

We learn to know each other anyway? - I mean it.

Okay, I just dismissed. Normal guys like me get into bed.

I'm sure, but I'm not like those guys.

With boys, you also can talk. There is more than sex.

Tyler and I were intellectually on a line after you woke up.

Well not that I'm slept. What hug was enough.

Right, yes.

Tyler was so easy to catch. It was not even planned.

As if he came from heaven fall. - Yes.

And if it was destined.

What is our next mission? - What?

What would Tyler do tonight? - Namaste.

Honey. - Hi baby.

Just in time for the match. I've Mojito cocktails for us.

With mint, as thou art like to have. We can dine on three minutes.

If you're already getting popular, I crackers, cheese and bruschetta.

Fine, dear.

You okay there? - Yeah.

I'll be there.

Thank you. And what do we eat? - I just show a pizza ordered.

How does the door open?

Look at that street flesh.

Okay, I want you to pay attention. I'm going to prove ...

that a woman every man can get that she wants.

We test now no beauty. This is about confidence.

Put this on.

Move, girl.

Seeing the boys a treat?

There are tits up, we go for it.

Ladies, have any plans for tonight? Are we doing something together?

Step back anyway. We take you for a ride.

Sounds good. I'm Brad. And these are Chet and Steve.

Hi. - Why wait? Let's go.

Shall we park and open up some cans of beer?

Now you're doing well. I knew I liked you.

Okay, party. Yes.

Man, why the masks? - As long as we can rockers.

Around here? - I am going to look for firewood.

Want to join me? - Sure.

Shall we a game?

Let's sit back. Is not this a romantic spot?

Probably yes A million stars there.

This is fun, huh? - Chet.

Brad, what? - What?

What ... - Hey.

You seem a nice girl.

And a good man. - Do you think I am a good person?

By your faith we're here.

Who people trust, is usually to trust themselves.

You think? - You trust me?

Let us search for Jodie. - Wait a minute.

Relax. Just stay here with me.

- No, Jodie is worried.

Come here. - Let's just leave.

Why all the rush? - I mean it, I go.

Why suddenly do so dowdy? What is your problem?

Get off me. - I let a hooker not say no.

Watch me.

Thank God.

You have a good lesson. Let it never target the boss.

From the beginning you approach them.

Come back, crazy bitch. - Steve.

Bobby, you?

Not funny, Bobby.

I agree. - You scared me broken.

My key is lost. - Inside.

What have you done? - A night mission.

On your own? - Yes, Jodie has taught me something.

That got you missed through all your domestic science work.

I begin worry about you.

Really? I think that we pressure us to worry about you.

You know, I'm going to bed. Do not dirt tracks. It's just clean.

Really? I think you missed a spot.

Where? - My ass.

Someone else is there tonight has been.

It fits.

The two of us go on a series of missions. These training exercises ...

self-confidence and better skills. I make videos.

And so we follow your technical progress.

We start flex with basic exercises.

I'm ready. - The first guy we found ...

ventured down outside the group.

He is clearly intoxicated and unaware of the area.

The lioness approaching slowly, During its late-night raid.

Unobtrusive she moves through the night.

She will not attack at the best time.

And the lioness seizes its prey.

Focus on the big boring. Did you do?

Good shot, champ.

I'm so proud of you. You're so far.

Thanks, boss.

Damn. What time is it?

Open it, Alexis. An emergency. - As always with you, right?

You're nuts, Bobby. Go anyway. I do not want all your stories.

Picked up at the station. She would bar owners have threatened.

She waved with it.

Jesus, Lindsay. Inside.

Ready to explain this, Lindsay? - Yes.

I'm going. I come in the morning to time. - What's going on?

Who the hell is that? - Calm down, Bobby. My boyfriend Tyler.

Were you unconscious, and came up with tits in your face ...

and n rigid pole?

How would you know?

Alexis gets so anyway all the men?

She takes not only your heart away, they must first slug.

I was once a man until she took my balls.

I know everything. - Is that true?

Yes. But you're the last guy I knock out hit. I swear

I stopped after you. Tyler, I love you.

Alexis, you can really act. I'm fooled.

Have a nice evening desirable.

If you're not like a disturbed Stepford Wife had done to me ...

I might not go away. - You communicate ...

so bad that I trouble you do not know. How could I stop you?

You are so fast cases for this guy ...

I no longer had a friend to go.

You were only half as good for me, as I do for you ...

No, for you. - You

You even more.

Really, Linds. We need to talk.

Maybe we're aggressive to show a deeper reason.

What reason? - Why did we settle guys?

Good because we can? - We called them boys mother ...

and are angry. Actually We are angry with our fathers.

What did our fathers affected?

Those heartless, lying,cheating sack ...

has nothing to do with why I neermep guys for sex.

Since your father left, behave like a wild man.

Respect yourself a little more.

I thought Tyler would love me myself if I did otherwise.

If I would admit my problems, then I can make a difference.

Come here. - Give me some love.

Daddy's little girl, welcome. Welcome.

How do you my new place?

It's new. - Not like that mess in your childhood.

What do you mean? - This is nice and new. Old is bad.

New is good, really. About new voice: Shari remember you.

Glad you could come. I made your father's favorite casserole.

Dad, that's recipe ma?

Yes? Who? - Ma.

What? Baby, I let Alexis see my office ...

that she has never seen before. - Have fun. I cook.

Really. See that picture? When Shari and I met each other.

Was it not then ma Sat with friends in Europe?

Exactly that was the week. I so glad you even come have dinner.

Finally. Because you can also hear this family home.

Dad, I want to discuss what I get ... lost control over my life.

I felt I My father really needed it.

Okay, I'll write a check. How much do you need your father?

That this time no solution.

You left Sun, but me. Felt so.

Well, I ...

You seemed so strong and independent. I thought ...

Dad, you're only as strong if you support.

I never want to do grief. I mean ...

my life was half over, and the rest I wanted to have fun.

I know you want fun, and I want you to have.

Just do not be so selfish. You also have a daughter.

Remember me.

You're right. I'm sorry.

You deserve a hug.

Hello? - Lindsay?

Say hello. How is your night go? - After I was able to control ...

Shari in her mouth not to store, I had quite a good conversation with Dad.

I've said what I wanted to say. What's that 's sound?

I had my teeth at her teeth. - That will do, you're caught.

And when you come home? - Tonight. I did not stay.

But my father insisted. - Brilliant, guess who I am ...

two packages gave to a spa?

Who? - Bobby.

Cool. I'm so excited and I really need a massage.

So if you come back, we our vacation and relaxation.

Look at this. - Here I can get used to it.

The ladies need help?

Hi, we come to two packages.

It is the name of Bell. - I will see.

Two deluxe packs for Bell and Greene.

What is the deluxe package? - The deluxe package includes ...

massage, facial, steam, manicure, pedicure and Foley.

The Foley. You mean scrubbing?

No. The Foley was a treat we offer here.

A young male specialist comes every wish.

We have Cute, athletic and Klein.

Grease doing just fine. They work all tensions.

My discharge is allowed greased, you understand?

I forgot to say that we have.

You have VIP invitations.

Bobby arranged it all. - Totally.

You must hear. But take place in the lounge.

Then someone quickly that you take.

Lavonne, get the hell over here.

Lindsay, ready for your treatment? - Yes, ready to be pampered.

Whoopee. Close your eyes, and feather it away.

Is it warm? - No, honey. This is already

Can you what more force?

Baby, I'm not by that fat around.

So let's finish this. - Sorry, I'm not used to it.

We are in the same boat. And I do not have fish.

Salmon never tasted? - No, I prefer sausage.

This is nice.

Okay.

Let's see what we have here.

My goodness, your pores. They look like moon craters.

The Eagle has landed. I never saw so many blackheads.

Calm down. Can you do a bit softer?

Sorry, did that hurt? But your skin is so tough.

Like the leather of a boot. I have a special product needs.

Something anti-aging.

I can not breathe.

This is pure and good. Sure.

Here you will enjoy. The mask that cools and cleans.

That's t. Well, yes? - Are you sure this should be cool?

For it starts to burn. I know. I used it myself once.

It burned so bad that I never wanted to use.

Get that stuff off me.

And now to the body mask zeewieras of the Dead Sea.

Too cold, you warm up? - Do not move.

Softer. I feel my bone.

Is this an interview or something? Sorry, did that hurt?

This just removes the bacteria, you know?

In what state is that thing? - At maximum.

Who wants to be nice, no pain no gain. We also offer hair removal services.

I mention that because I whiskers see what come up.

Whiskers? - Best serious. Whitening will not help you.

Sorry, I did not pay attention. - Sorry, I did not pay attention. I am now.

Wait, you're not ... - Hertz Waters, how are you?

Yes, it's me. - I know. I even did audition ...

for your movie. - I remember it again.

You were great. - I got the roller.

Right. I recently read a script, and I thought of you ...

for the lead. - You offer me the lead role?

Maybe. In this role play someone who is very handsome and sexy.

But subtle, and then aggressive. She is quiet, but also bizarre.

And she has a lot of flaws. Not stupid, but carelessly.

Honestly, lying, a feline.

She does things they do not want.

Protruding. That I made. All in a shooting, or more.

What do you think? - It sounds great.

Eight hours is a good time together to talk.

About showbiz, your career, what happens, what does not happen ...

what will happen. I care for you. You're awesome. For eight hours?

Okay, Mr. Waters. - Call me Hertz Waters.

Okay, Mr. Hertz Waters. - You have a nice tan.

It burns. - Do not make me to laugh.

I get it Bobby. Although the last thing I do.

I come here often. To sit, read ...

and think.

Are we doing the audition here? - Why, is there anything wrong with that?

No, I think it best. - Great.

Well, if you see me a moment to give.

Jee say, you wear a dress. - I know 't. Fantastic right?

What rude of me.

This is the script. Come here, we begin.

Okay, you have to feel at ease. - What are you doing?

Just some character study. - That way I had never acted.

Really? It's called method acting. - It's now become really scary.

You're hilarious. Alexis, you make me so hot.

I do not remember. I've been dry you since I first time saw.

Standing is better than dry fall, because I'll break down.

Das great.

Let's see. - No, it should reverse.

So? - No, wait. What I talk now?

Help. - You there, away from my daughter.

What ... yes. - You're dead.

Are you okay, honey? - Before you start it had just come.

Really? I love you.

Okay, okay. Hi, how are you? - The car is waiting.

Okay. What? Will you help? Good.

I'm so ashamed. - I'm the one who should be ashamed.

I behaved like a jerk. I had no father, and I'm sorry.

I did idiot and let you finish here.

I guarantee you that this will never happen again.

I'll be there for you always. Accept my apologies, please.

I love you, Dad. - I love you, sweetheart.

I'm away from Shari. - Really?

She responded good at.

You can therefore still friends.

And I apologized to your mom. It will take a while ...

with her, I think. But we will to Hawaii. To talk, and so on.

The therapist says we it should bring some spice into.

So, I thought this only once with you. See if it does anything.

It's not totally my fault, but I did what I did. Shared guilt.

So I am going to use your mom. - Dad, that's inappropriate.

I am not a perfect dad. Say nothing to your mom about that midget.

Good. - Now out of here.

Cheers. At the end of this chapter in our lives.

And at the beginning the following.