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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:09,458 --> 00:01:10,833 You'll see why in a minute. 2 00:01:10,916 --> 00:01:13,750 The song is called... Oh, and it's Napoleon. 3 00:01:13,833 --> 00:01:15,458 Napoleon. No wonder, their song is called... 4 00:01:15,500 --> 00:01:17,708 Erick, is your son OK? 5 00:01:19,708 --> 00:01:21,416 He misses his mother. 6 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:25,208 "Waterloo," by ABBA, for Sweden. 7 00:01:25,333 --> 00:01:26,166 Watch this one. 8 00:01:26,208 --> 00:01:28,125 Quiet everyone! It's Sweden. 9 00:01:32,041 --> 00:01:38,458 ♪ My, my At Waterloo, Napoleon did surrender ♪ 10 00:01:38,708 --> 00:01:39,666 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 11 00:01:40,208 --> 00:01:46,166 ♪ And I have met my destiny In quite a similar way ♪ 12 00:01:46,791 --> 00:01:49,708 ♪ The history book on the shelf ♪ 13 00:01:50,291 --> 00:01:54,791 ♪ Is always repeating itself ♪ 14 00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:59,125 ♪ Waterloo, I was defeated You won the war ♪ 15 00:01:59,250 --> 00:02:01,625 Lars! Sit down Lars! 16 00:02:02,166 --> 00:02:05,166 ♪ Waterloo Promise to love you for ever more ♪ 17 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:09,291 He is going to one day sing and dance in the Eurovision Song Contest! 18 00:02:09,583 --> 00:02:12,416 I'd rather be dead. 19 00:02:13,625 --> 00:02:14,541 Look! 20 00:02:14,875 --> 00:02:16,833 Little Sigrit is dancing! 21 00:02:19,458 --> 00:02:20,833 She can't even speak! 22 00:02:23,083 --> 00:02:26,250 Lars! Stop making a fool of yourself! 23 00:02:33,750 --> 00:02:35,208 Stop laughing at me! 24 00:02:36,916 --> 00:02:38,583 Stop laughing at me! 25 00:02:38,791 --> 00:02:42,416 One day, I shall win the Eurovision Song Contest. 26 00:02:42,750 --> 00:02:45,166 And none of you will laugh at me then. 27 00:02:53,916 --> 00:02:56,333 ♪ Woke up at night ♪ 28 00:02:57,125 --> 00:03:00,916 ♪ I heard floating chords ♪ 29 00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:04,583 ♪ They guided me ♪ 30 00:03:05,125 --> 00:03:08,041 ♪ To the highland fjords ♪ 31 00:03:09,500 --> 00:03:12,583 ♪ Above the clouds ♪ 32 00:03:12,916 --> 00:03:17,083 ♪ On a mountain peak ♪ 33 00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:20,333 ♪ There he sat ♪ 34 00:03:20,416 --> 00:03:24,333 ♪ And he began to speak ♪ 35 00:03:27,750 --> 00:03:30,750 ♪ Volcano Man ♪ 36 00:03:31,458 --> 00:03:34,541 ♪ He got my melting heart ♪ 37 00:03:35,250 --> 00:03:38,583 ♪ Volcanic protector man ♪ 38 00:03:38,666 --> 00:03:42,250 ♪ A timeless hero must love too ♪ 39 00:03:42,958 --> 00:03:46,833 -♪ Volcano Man! ♪ -♪ Volcano Man! ♪ 40 00:03:46,958 --> 00:03:49,083 ♪ Guarding the land ♪ 41 00:03:49,166 --> 00:03:50,750 ♪ Such a man ♪ 42 00:03:50,833 --> 00:03:53,791 ♪ Volcanic protector man ♪ 43 00:03:53,875 --> 00:03:58,083 ♪ A timeless hero must love too ♪ 44 00:03:59,166 --> 00:04:02,583 ♪ And I love you ♪ 45 00:04:04,791 --> 00:04:05,791 Lars! 46 00:04:05,875 --> 00:04:07,750 -Goddamn it! - 47 00:04:07,833 --> 00:04:08,875 Sorry, Papa! 48 00:04:13,333 --> 00:04:14,333 -Lars? -Yes. 49 00:04:14,583 --> 00:04:15,791 That was amazing. 50 00:04:15,875 --> 00:04:18,791 I... It is not our best, but it was very good. 51 00:04:18,875 --> 00:04:21,750 Perhaps it should be our song for the Eurovision Song Contest. 52 00:04:21,833 --> 00:04:22,875 No, no, no. No way. 53 00:04:22,958 --> 00:04:24,166 "Double Trouble" is the one. 54 00:04:24,250 --> 00:04:26,416 -Yeah, it is super tremendous. -Mmm. 55 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:28,583 Your singing was very powerful tonight. 56 00:04:28,666 --> 00:04:29,958 -Wow! -Yes. 57 00:04:30,041 --> 00:04:30,916 Eurgh! 58 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,166 -Eurgh. Yeah. -Eurgh, yeah... 59 00:04:32,250 --> 00:04:35,541 What is it you don't understand about electricity? 60 00:04:37,041 --> 00:04:38,125 Hello, Sigrit. Heh. 61 00:04:38,333 --> 00:04:39,166 Hello. 62 00:04:40,041 --> 00:04:40,875 Idiot. 63 00:04:41,083 --> 00:04:44,416 -But Papa, no, I have to connect... -Enough. Shut up. Shut up, Lars. 64 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:46,250 -But the lighting... -Shut up, shut up. 65 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,666 What is it... 66 00:05:00,416 --> 00:05:01,416 What a grump. 67 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:03,000 -Whoa. -Yeah, wow. 68 00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:04,833 Super angry. 69 00:05:16,708 --> 00:05:21,666 Since you were a baby, you've been under the spell of Lars Erickssong. 70 00:05:22,208 --> 00:05:24,833 I know, Mama. I know you don't like him. 71 00:05:24,916 --> 00:05:26,291 He's holding you back. 72 00:05:26,875 --> 00:05:30,916 What you forget, I was the little girl who could not speak. 73 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,625 You could. You just didn't want to. 74 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:36,625 Right, until Lars taught me how to sing. 75 00:05:37,208 --> 00:05:38,458 It was ABBA. 76 00:05:39,166 --> 00:05:40,041 And Lars. 77 00:05:40,125 --> 00:05:41,416 But mostly ABBA. 78 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,500 And, yeah. 79 00:05:44,041 --> 00:05:45,541 Listen to me, Sigrit. 80 00:05:47,083 --> 00:05:48,625 You know I believe this. 81 00:05:48,708 --> 00:05:50,875 You are a true artist, 82 00:05:51,166 --> 00:05:54,083 but art doesn't come from up here. 83 00:05:54,416 --> 00:05:56,125 It comes from in here. 84 00:05:56,541 --> 00:05:59,958 That is where we each can find the Speorg note, 85 00:06:00,041 --> 00:06:03,625 the truest expression of ourselves. 86 00:06:03,708 --> 00:06:06,708 But you will never sing it with Lars Erickssong. 87 00:06:25,958 --> 00:06:27,125 The bank called. 88 00:06:29,125 --> 00:06:32,166 I can no longer afford the house and my fishing boat. 89 00:06:33,458 --> 00:06:34,333 I must choose. 90 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,166 Too bad about the boat. 91 00:06:36,250 --> 00:06:38,166 So many fond memories. Heh. 92 00:06:38,250 --> 00:06:39,791 I make money fishing. 93 00:06:42,666 --> 00:06:43,958 I'm selling the house. 94 00:06:44,791 --> 00:06:45,958 But, uh... 95 00:06:46,833 --> 00:06:47,666 I live there... 96 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:49,208 with you. 97 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:51,375 You're a middle-aged man, Lars. 98 00:06:52,708 --> 00:06:54,875 It's time for you to start living your life. 99 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:58,333 Time to move on from your childish dreams. 100 00:06:59,208 --> 00:07:01,208 Be the man your mother wanted you to be. 101 00:07:03,375 --> 00:07:07,125 She loved having me around the house, so she might not be happy. 102 00:07:09,958 --> 00:07:12,083 Why did he bring me here to tell me that? 103 00:07:19,125 --> 00:07:20,458 I see you. 104 00:07:20,875 --> 00:07:23,416 -There you are. -Here I am. 105 00:07:23,500 --> 00:07:26,250 -Hey, I'm checking you out. -Oh. I'm checking you out. 106 00:07:26,333 --> 00:07:28,375 -Two cups of coffee? -Both mine. 107 00:07:28,458 --> 00:07:29,375 --Okay? 108 00:07:29,458 --> 00:07:31,500 -Okay. -Yeah. Mmm. 109 00:07:32,291 --> 00:07:35,125 -Is your dad still angry with you? -Oh, he's very angry. 110 00:07:35,583 --> 00:07:37,708 And he's selling the house and kicking me out. 111 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:40,166 No! Where are you gonna live? 112 00:07:40,250 --> 00:07:43,000 -It's a great question, right? - 113 00:07:43,083 --> 00:07:47,250 Well, at least it'll be in our beautiful Húsavík. 114 00:07:51,791 --> 00:07:52,833 Yeah, I guess so. 115 00:07:53,958 --> 00:07:54,958 Yeah. 116 00:07:55,541 --> 00:07:57,208 Oh, no, you don't, Lars Erickssong! 117 00:07:57,291 --> 00:07:59,333 -No. It's too late, Olaf. -Take the ticket off my car. 118 00:07:59,416 --> 00:08:01,666 It's too late. Once I fill out the ticket, it's too late. 119 00:08:03,166 --> 00:08:04,000 What's this? 120 00:08:04,291 --> 00:08:06,583 Sigrit and I are performing at the Captain's Galley tonight. 121 00:08:06,666 --> 00:08:08,000 -Yep. -Why are you and your sister 122 00:08:08,083 --> 00:08:10,541 -playing at the Captain's Galley? -She's probably not my sister. 123 00:08:10,625 --> 00:08:12,625 I'm definitely not your sister. 124 00:08:13,291 --> 00:08:15,083 Ragnar Loftonsson is retiring. 125 00:08:15,583 --> 00:08:16,833 I'm not paying this ticket. 126 00:08:16,916 --> 00:08:19,125 -But are you coming to the party tonight? -Yeah. 127 00:08:19,208 --> 00:08:20,916 Of course I'm coming to the party tonight. 128 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:23,208 There's nothing else to do in this shit town! 129 00:08:23,583 --> 00:08:25,250 I'm not paying this ticket! 130 00:08:28,458 --> 00:08:30,583 Your father is ashamed of you. 131 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,083 -Whoa. -Okay. 132 00:08:32,541 --> 00:08:35,875 -That's... -But, Olaf, we know where you live. 133 00:08:35,958 --> 00:08:38,208 You will ultimately have to pay the ticket. 134 00:08:39,708 --> 00:08:41,666 Your father is ashamed of you! 135 00:08:42,875 --> 00:08:43,708 He's right. 136 00:08:44,208 --> 00:08:46,375 -My father is ashamed of me. - 137 00:08:46,458 --> 00:08:48,541 No, he's not. That's not true. 138 00:08:48,833 --> 00:08:50,083 No, it is true. 139 00:08:50,166 --> 00:08:53,041 After you left, he looked me deep into the eyes and said, 140 00:08:53,125 --> 00:08:54,500 "I am ashamed of you." 141 00:08:55,166 --> 00:08:57,500 -Oh, I don't know if that's... -And then, 142 00:08:57,583 --> 00:09:00,791 he said, "You have wasted your whole life 143 00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:04,541 on this one stupid idea of the Eurovision Song Contest. 144 00:09:05,041 --> 00:09:06,916 And now you're a grown man without a wife? 145 00:09:07,250 --> 00:09:08,291 Without a child? 146 00:09:08,666 --> 00:09:10,458 -Your life is a joke." - 147 00:09:10,541 --> 00:09:12,500 -Maybe he was drunk. -No. 148 00:09:12,583 --> 00:09:15,041 He said, "And you might think that I'm drunk, 149 00:09:15,541 --> 00:09:18,000 -but I am dead sober." - 150 00:09:18,083 --> 00:09:19,375 "And I'm very serious." 151 00:09:19,875 --> 00:09:20,708 Right. 152 00:09:23,125 --> 00:09:25,416 ♪ Because I'm happy ♪ 153 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:29,125 ♪ Clap along if you feel Like a room without a roof ♪ 154 00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:33,291 -♪ Because I'm happy ♪ -♪ Clap along if you feel ♪ 155 00:09:33,375 --> 00:09:35,958 ♪ Like happiness is the truth ♪ 156 00:09:36,041 --> 00:09:40,125 -♪ Because I'm happy ♪ -♪ Clap along if you know ♪ 157 00:09:40,208 --> 00:09:42,416 ♪ What happiness is to you ♪ 158 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:44,125 ♪ Because I'm happy ♪ 159 00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:47,458 --I am Lars, this is Sigrit. 160 00:09:47,541 --> 00:09:49,375 We are Fire Saga. 161 00:09:51,375 --> 00:09:53,083 -Whoo! -Stephan on the skins. 162 00:09:53,416 --> 00:09:56,541 Yes, Stephan just got his first armpit hair today, 163 00:09:56,625 --> 00:09:58,208 so he's pretty excited. 164 00:09:59,208 --> 00:10:01,583 We have a special treat for you if you'll indulge us. 165 00:10:01,666 --> 00:10:04,416 We'd love to play for you, our submission 166 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:07,166 for this year's Eurovision Song Contest. 167 00:10:07,541 --> 00:10:08,625 No. 168 00:10:08,916 --> 00:10:10,416 Play "Ja Ja Ding Dong"! 169 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,458 --Play "Ja Ja Ding Dong"! 170 00:10:14,250 --> 00:10:16,458 -"Ja Ja Ding Dong"! -Play it! 171 00:10:16,875 --> 00:10:18,833 "Ja Ja Ding Dong," okay. 172 00:10:24,125 --> 00:10:25,708 One, two, three, four... 173 00:10:29,375 --> 00:10:31,916 ♪ When I feel your gentle touch ♪ 174 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:35,000 ♪ And things are going our way ♪ 175 00:10:35,875 --> 00:10:40,458 ♪ I want to spill my love on you all day ♪ 176 00:10:40,666 --> 00:10:42,708 ♪ All day ♪ 177 00:10:44,541 --> 00:10:46,375 ♪ Ja ja ding dong ♪ 178 00:10:46,458 --> 00:10:47,666 ♪ Ding dong! ♪ 179 00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:50,875 ♪ My love for you Is growing wide and long ♪ 180 00:10:50,958 --> 00:10:53,041 ♪ Ja ja ding dong ♪ 181 00:10:53,125 --> 00:10:54,083 ♪ Ding dong! ♪ 182 00:10:54,166 --> 00:10:58,583 ♪ I swell and burst when I see What we've become ♪ 183 00:11:01,625 --> 00:11:02,666 Lars? 184 00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:07,083 Lars. 185 00:11:08,583 --> 00:11:10,250 -I can't handle this. -I know. 186 00:11:10,333 --> 00:11:13,416 Every time I try to show them what real music is, they laugh. 187 00:11:13,833 --> 00:11:14,958 "Ja Ja Ding Dong"? 188 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,291 I can't take this shit! Okay? 189 00:11:17,375 --> 00:11:19,083 -Okay. -It's like this much shit! 190 00:11:19,166 --> 00:11:21,250 -I know! -I can maybe take this much shit, 191 00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:22,333 but it's up here! 192 00:11:22,416 --> 00:11:25,458 -It's a lot of shit! -Shit! 193 00:11:28,291 --> 00:11:29,125 Shit. 194 00:11:29,208 --> 00:11:30,750 -Ooh. - 195 00:11:30,833 --> 00:11:31,875 Hey, Lars! 196 00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:34,625 Get back in there right now and play "Ja Ja Ding Dong"! 197 00:11:35,458 --> 00:11:37,500 No, we are done for tonight. 198 00:11:38,250 --> 00:11:39,583 You have to play it! 199 00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:41,625 Why do I have to play it? I already played it. 200 00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:43,916 I don't care! You have to play it again! 201 00:11:44,250 --> 00:11:46,541 Tell me, when will it be enough for you? 202 00:11:46,625 --> 00:11:47,958 It will never be enough! 203 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,083 I only want to hear "Ja Ja Ding Dong"! 204 00:11:50,166 --> 00:11:51,833 Fine, I'll play it. I'll play it. 205 00:11:51,916 --> 00:11:53,208 We're having a break. 206 00:11:53,291 --> 00:11:54,166 All right. 207 00:11:54,916 --> 00:11:57,375 Hey, guys, he's going to play "Ja Ja Ding Dong"! 208 00:11:57,458 --> 00:12:00,125 --It's the only thing that makes him happy. 209 00:12:00,958 --> 00:12:02,291 I'm going to play it. 210 00:12:02,375 --> 00:12:05,333 But I'm going to tell him to eff off during the song, so... 211 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:07,458 Okay, listen. Last night, 212 00:12:07,708 --> 00:12:11,416 I went to the Gálgahraun lava field to ask the elves to help us. 213 00:12:12,625 --> 00:12:13,666 -Elves? -Hear me out. 214 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:15,416 -Hold on. -No. 215 00:12:15,791 --> 00:12:17,291 -Elves again? -Don't do it. 216 00:12:17,375 --> 00:12:19,500 You know I have nothing to do with elves. 217 00:12:19,583 --> 00:12:22,541 Lars, shut your mouth or the elves will shut it for you! 218 00:12:22,625 --> 00:12:23,791 I, uh... 219 00:12:23,875 --> 00:12:25,916 Please, elves don't exist, Sigrit. 220 00:12:27,375 --> 00:12:28,791 You're killing me. 221 00:12:28,875 --> 00:12:29,833 Take it back. 222 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,041 I can't take it back. 223 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:34,291 -You have to take it back. -Look, it's not going to be elves 224 00:12:34,375 --> 00:12:36,583 that get us into the song contest this year. 225 00:12:37,083 --> 00:12:39,333 It's going to be the perfect song. 226 00:12:39,916 --> 00:12:40,958 Plus elves. 227 00:12:41,041 --> 00:12:43,583 ♪ Unless I'm looking in the mirror ♪ 228 00:12:43,666 --> 00:12:47,666 Her name is Katiana Lindsdóttir but she goes simply by the name of Katiana. 229 00:12:47,750 --> 00:12:50,041 --Katiana is the whole package... 230 00:12:50,125 --> 00:12:52,583 ..the beauty, the voice, great song... 231 00:12:52,666 --> 00:12:54,500 ..her English is perfect. 232 00:12:54,583 --> 00:12:56,583 And she's from Keflavik. 233 00:12:56,666 --> 00:12:59,083 ♪ In the mirror ♪ 234 00:12:59,166 --> 00:13:04,916 ♪ Unless I'm looking in the mirror ♪ 235 00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:13,500 Well... 236 00:13:13,791 --> 00:13:16,875 without being dramatic, I think it may be the best 237 00:13:16,958 --> 00:13:19,041 audition tape we've ever had 238 00:13:19,125 --> 00:13:21,375 in the history of the Icelandic Song Contest. 239 00:13:21,458 --> 00:13:23,166 Wow, she's an angel. 240 00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:24,625 This is exciting! 241 00:13:25,041 --> 00:13:27,375 Iceland could win the Eurovision Song Contest 242 00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:29,375 for the first time in its sixty-year history. 243 00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:31,708 --Can you imagine? 244 00:13:32,541 --> 00:13:34,125 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 245 00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:37,708 -What's wrong, Victor? -If she won... 246 00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:42,666 that means that we then host the contest for the next year. 247 00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:43,708 Ah, yes. 248 00:13:43,791 --> 00:13:46,416 The winner of the Eurovision Song Contest hosts the following year. 249 00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:47,500 Yes, you're right, Victor. 250 00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:49,833 Maybe it could be in Keflavik. 251 00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:50,958 Oh, sure. 252 00:13:51,041 --> 00:13:53,208 -Fantastic idea. -Thank you. 253 00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,291 But perhaps, Keflavik, 254 00:13:55,500 --> 00:14:00,083 a town of 15,000 people, lacks the infrastructure to host 255 00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:03,500 42 countries and over half a million people. 256 00:14:04,166 --> 00:14:09,500 I'm afraid the cost of hosting will bankrupt the whole country. 257 00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:11,208 -What? - 258 00:14:12,125 --> 00:14:14,083 And why should we listen to him? Huh? 259 00:14:14,541 --> 00:14:16,833 The brilliant financial men of this country 260 00:14:16,916 --> 00:14:19,416 nearly ruined us ten years ago. 261 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:22,041 -Anna, Anna, enough. -You were one of them... 262 00:14:22,166 --> 00:14:23,000 Victor... 263 00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:27,416 it is our job to think of the greater good for all of Iceland. 264 00:14:27,916 --> 00:14:31,208 If Katiana wins the Icelandic Song Contest, 265 00:14:31,541 --> 00:14:34,750 we have a real chance of winning Eurovision. 266 00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:36,750 -And we must take it. - 267 00:14:36,833 --> 00:14:38,916 We must take it. We must take it! 268 00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:41,166 It's, uh... 269 00:14:41,250 --> 00:14:43,166 Yeah, there's just one, uh, problem. 270 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,708 We only have 11 acts, but the rules say we need 12. 271 00:14:47,791 --> 00:14:49,500 Yeah, that's a good point. Um... 272 00:14:49,583 --> 00:14:51,958 Would you pass this down to Jorn? 273 00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:56,333 Pick one. 274 00:14:56,416 --> 00:14:57,916 -What? -Is that fair? 275 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:01,583 Come on. We all know that Katiana is going to win this, right? 276 00:15:01,666 --> 00:15:03,666 -Yes. -Yeah, so pick one. 277 00:15:08,666 --> 00:15:09,541 It says... 278 00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:13,333 Oh, my God! Sigrit! 279 00:15:13,416 --> 00:15:15,875 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 280 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,041 I have big news! 281 00:15:18,166 --> 00:15:19,750 We did it! Sigrit! 282 00:15:21,041 --> 00:15:22,333 I've got big news! 283 00:15:22,416 --> 00:15:23,708 Bring in the boats! 284 00:15:23,916 --> 00:15:25,708 Everyone must hear this! 285 00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:27,583 Get ready, Húsavík! 286 00:15:40,708 --> 00:15:41,625 Yeah, I heard. 287 00:15:42,166 --> 00:15:43,000 I'm on my way. 288 00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:47,416 Fire Saga is in! 289 00:15:47,791 --> 00:15:49,791 Fire Saga is in! 290 00:15:51,291 --> 00:15:53,083 I'm sure it's very exciting for you, Lars, 291 00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:57,625 but you must know that the emergency signal is for life or death situations. 292 00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:00,416 And I could argue that this town is near death, 293 00:16:01,041 --> 00:16:04,000 and my entrance into the song contest is the last chance 294 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:07,291 we, as a town, have to be alive. 295 00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:10,041 -Don't. -I always thought you were weird, Lars. 296 00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:13,500 My older brother went to school with you and he told me you were weird. 297 00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:17,625 Your older brother rode a horse backwards to school. 298 00:16:17,958 --> 00:16:18,791 So... 299 00:16:19,541 --> 00:16:20,416 Sigrit. 300 00:16:20,708 --> 00:16:21,958 Can you believe it? 301 00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:23,208 It's true? 302 00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:25,625 I have the letter in my pocket. 303 00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:28,500 I have the letter in my pocket! 304 00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:31,541 -Arnar, let him go. -He broke the law. 305 00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:32,625 Come on, guy. 306 00:16:32,708 --> 00:16:34,125 Don't you call me guy. 307 00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:36,916 You're being, like, really uncool. 308 00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:40,458 No, no. No, no, no. Lars is way more uncool. 309 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,500 He will never win at singing. 310 00:16:42,583 --> 00:16:44,875 You're throwing your life away on that idiot! 311 00:16:44,958 --> 00:16:47,541 Listen to him, Sigrit. Lars is weird. 312 00:16:47,833 --> 00:16:49,333 The whole town thinks so. 313 00:16:49,416 --> 00:16:51,666 You are smart and pretty. 314 00:16:51,958 --> 00:16:55,458 You should be with a good man, like Arnar. 315 00:16:55,625 --> 00:16:56,458 No. 316 00:17:01,083 --> 00:17:02,833 Well, I don't care what people think 317 00:17:02,916 --> 00:17:05,250 and I would like you to let him go, please, Arnar. 318 00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:06,541 Just be cool. 319 00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:07,916 Be cool? 320 00:17:08,208 --> 00:17:10,166 Hey. Be a cool guy. 321 00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:11,875 Just be cool. Let him go. 322 00:17:37,666 --> 00:17:39,291 Good day, my elf friends. 323 00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:41,166 I made you some biscuits. 324 00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:44,708 And I brought you some of Mama's whiskey. 325 00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:50,250 Just to say thank you so much for getting us into the contest. 326 00:17:52,291 --> 00:17:56,083 You should have seen Lars' face. Oh! It was priceless. He is so happy. 327 00:17:57,083 --> 00:17:57,958 And so... 328 00:17:58,375 --> 00:18:01,125 I was just wondering if, um... 329 00:18:02,125 --> 00:18:04,583 maybe, if it's not too much trouble, 330 00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:08,000 you could help us get into Eurovision? 331 00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:11,958 I know it's a lot to ask, and you've already helped us so much, 332 00:18:12,041 --> 00:18:12,875 but... 333 00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:14,291 well... 334 00:18:15,375 --> 00:18:16,875 it's his one true dream. 335 00:18:18,625 --> 00:18:21,666 And I think if it could come true, 336 00:18:22,833 --> 00:18:25,666 well, I'm pretty sure we could finally be together. 337 00:18:27,416 --> 00:18:28,291 Okay. 338 00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:31,250 Oh! Oh, oh, oh. 339 00:18:31,333 --> 00:18:32,541 Um, one more thing. 340 00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:35,791 Uh, I thought it might be cool, too, if we had a baby. 341 00:18:36,625 --> 00:18:39,208 But, uh... we can talk about that next time. 342 00:18:39,541 --> 00:18:40,750 Okay. Bye-bye. 343 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,791 -I have a lot of costumes in here, so... -Yeah. 344 00:18:47,875 --> 00:18:49,208 Don't... Hey. 345 00:18:49,833 --> 00:18:50,833 Stephan, come here. 346 00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:53,666 So, uh... listen. 347 00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:55,708 A little bit of bad news. 348 00:18:55,791 --> 00:18:57,541 Uh, you're not going to Reykjavik. 349 00:18:57,625 --> 00:18:59,291 Plus, you have school, it'd be tough. 350 00:18:59,375 --> 00:19:01,583 Hey, music, it's a tough biz. 351 00:19:01,666 --> 00:19:02,583 It's okay. 352 00:19:02,666 --> 00:19:05,291 My friends think the song contest is for losers, 353 00:19:05,375 --> 00:19:07,666 and it's going to be an epic shitshow. 354 00:19:07,958 --> 00:19:08,791 Oh. 355 00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:09,833 Good luck. 356 00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:12,041 Okay. Yeah, thank you. 357 00:19:12,125 --> 00:19:13,583 -We'll miss you. All right? -Okay. 358 00:19:13,666 --> 00:19:15,500 -All right. Okay. -All right. Here we go. 359 00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:16,875 Fire Saga for the win! 360 00:19:17,166 --> 00:19:18,125 Yeah! 361 00:19:20,583 --> 00:19:22,166 -Bye. -Bye. 362 00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:52,875 Good evening and welcome to the 43rd Icelandic Song Contest. 363 00:19:53,333 --> 00:19:54,666 We are coming to you live 364 00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:56,583 -in downtown Reykjavik. - 365 00:19:56,666 --> 00:20:00,291 Tonight, we have gathered the finest Iceland has to offer. 366 00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:04,125 Twelve best in Iceland, and one of these lucky... 367 00:20:04,541 --> 00:20:05,958 -Lars? -Yeah. 368 00:20:06,041 --> 00:20:07,083 This is too much. 369 00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:08,833 This is nothing. 370 00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:11,750 Eurovision is the big time. This is crap compared to Euro. 371 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,458 -Wow. -Read that. 372 00:20:13,958 --> 00:20:14,791 What is it? 373 00:20:15,041 --> 00:20:18,000 It's an invite to a party tonight on a boat for all the contestants. 374 00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:19,916 -A boat party? -Mmm. 375 00:20:20,208 --> 00:20:22,500 -That would be fun. -Yes, a boat party. 376 00:20:22,583 --> 00:20:25,500 But not everyone will be in a good mood tonight at the party. 377 00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:28,250 Surely we will, when we win. 378 00:20:28,333 --> 00:20:30,875 Yeah. Remind me, Lars, when do we go on? 379 00:20:30,958 --> 00:20:33,458 -Right after Katiana. -Oh, my God. Katiana. 380 00:20:33,541 --> 00:20:35,750 I am so nervous, Lars. 381 00:20:35,833 --> 00:20:38,250 I wish I could sing in Icelandic, I know it would calm me. 382 00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:42,541 Sigrit, you know that a song in Icelandic would never win Eurovision Song Contest. 383 00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:46,125 Yes, I know, I know, I'm being silly. But I'm just... I'm just anxious. 384 00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:49,416 -Lars. -Hmm. 385 00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:50,791 It's really a... 386 00:20:52,625 --> 00:20:53,666 dream come true. 387 00:20:54,291 --> 00:20:55,208 Huh? 388 00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:57,916 -Yes. No, I know. -Yeah. 389 00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:02,458 Oh. 390 00:21:02,916 --> 00:21:03,916 What are you doing? 391 00:21:04,583 --> 00:21:08,208 I just want my ding dong to look bigger than what is really there. 392 00:21:08,291 --> 00:21:09,750 -Smart. -Mmm. 393 00:21:10,541 --> 00:21:13,125 Should I draw attention to my groin area as well? 394 00:21:13,208 --> 00:21:14,625 Now you get it. Yeah. 395 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000 -I can do a camel. -Do a classic camel. 396 00:21:17,083 --> 00:21:18,791 -Okay. -It's never out of style. 397 00:21:18,875 --> 00:21:20,041 -Yeah. -That looks good. 398 00:21:20,125 --> 00:21:21,000 Pretty good, huh? 399 00:21:21,083 --> 00:21:23,500 And now, the first act tonight. 400 00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:26,250 21st Century Viking. 401 00:21:29,791 --> 00:21:32,208 ♪ I’m growing cold Like the wind from the north ♪ 402 00:21:33,833 --> 00:21:36,250 ♪ Try to say something Surprises me more ♪ 403 00:21:37,833 --> 00:21:40,541 ♪ I know you keep telling yourself That it's worth it ♪ 404 00:21:41,583 --> 00:21:44,750 ♪ But I see in your eyes That you know it ain't workin' ♪ 405 00:21:45,625 --> 00:21:46,916 ♪ You're too brand new ♪ 406 00:21:47,625 --> 00:21:49,333 ♪ And its costs are great too ♪ 407 00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:51,250 Hey, Erick. 408 00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:52,625 Erick, it's started. 409 00:21:53,083 --> 00:21:55,250 -What? -When does your son go up? 410 00:21:55,916 --> 00:21:57,375 How the hell should I know? 411 00:21:57,458 --> 00:21:59,208 Don't you care? I mean... 412 00:21:59,291 --> 00:22:00,583 He's... He's your own son. 413 00:22:00,875 --> 00:22:01,875 Turn it off. 414 00:22:01,958 --> 00:22:03,291 --Turn it off. 415 00:22:04,625 --> 00:22:07,958 ♪ I know you'll be there ♪ 416 00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:11,500 ♪ All of my days ♪ 417 00:22:11,708 --> 00:22:15,458 ♪ Saying la di da Di da, di da, di da ♪ 418 00:22:20,250 --> 00:22:21,083 Enough. 419 00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:24,541 Stop making a fool of yourself. You're going to look ridiculous. 420 00:22:24,958 --> 00:22:27,208 All of Iceland will laugh at you. 421 00:22:34,166 --> 00:22:36,416 I'm going to go, uh, check on our lighting. 422 00:22:37,791 --> 00:22:38,625 Okay. 423 00:22:39,875 --> 00:22:44,833 ♪ Unless I'm lookin' in the mirror ♪ 424 00:22:45,291 --> 00:22:48,375 ♪ Why does it feel ♪ 425 00:22:48,458 --> 00:22:52,416 ♪ Like I'm the loneliest girl In the world ♪ 426 00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:56,333 -♪ Like I'm the loneliest, onliest girl? ♪ -Hey, guys. 427 00:22:56,416 --> 00:22:58,416 -♪ In the world, yeah ♪ -What are you doing here? 428 00:22:58,708 --> 00:23:01,916 Just thought maybe we could go over the lighting cues for our act. 429 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,291 Uh, Fire Saga. 430 00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:05,458 -Are you crazy? -No. 431 00:23:06,291 --> 00:23:08,583 -You know you're on right after this. -What? 432 00:23:09,416 --> 00:23:12,500 ♪ Unless I'm lookin' in the mirror ♪ 433 00:23:12,875 --> 00:23:13,708 No. 434 00:23:13,791 --> 00:23:18,041 ♪ ...in the mirror ♪ 435 00:23:21,333 --> 00:23:24,041 -She will win this, for sure. -Oh, yeah. Erick. 436 00:23:24,125 --> 00:23:25,166 Your son is up next. 437 00:23:26,791 --> 00:23:27,625 Okay. Okay. 438 00:23:28,208 --> 00:23:30,083 -You have to go now. -No. No! 439 00:23:30,333 --> 00:23:32,375 Lars. Please, can you make them wait? 440 00:23:32,458 --> 00:23:35,250 -It's live television. You have to go on. -No, I can't. I can't, I can't! 441 00:23:35,333 --> 00:23:36,875 -Go! Go! - 442 00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:39,875 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 443 00:23:40,250 --> 00:23:41,791 I'm in Fire Saga. 444 00:23:42,291 --> 00:23:43,500 I'm in Fire Saga. 445 00:23:51,625 --> 00:23:55,416 ♪ I saw you and then ♪ 446 00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:58,791 ♪ All of my nights turned morning ♪ 447 00:23:59,208 --> 00:24:01,875 -♪ You turned 'round ♪ - 448 00:24:01,958 --> 00:24:05,166 ♪ And I suddenly found my glory ♪ 449 00:24:05,250 --> 00:24:06,666 -Coming through. -Whoa, easy, man! 450 00:24:12,541 --> 00:24:14,583 Please move. Please move. 451 00:24:14,666 --> 00:24:15,916 Yes, it's real. 452 00:24:17,125 --> 00:24:20,750 -♪ Hey, baby, when you look at me ♪ -Wait! 453 00:24:20,958 --> 00:24:24,541 ♪ I know I'm in double trouble tonight ♪ 454 00:24:24,708 --> 00:24:27,208 -♪ Hey, baby, won't you talk to me? ♪ -Stop. Can we go back? 455 00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:28,666 Stop the show, please? 456 00:24:29,625 --> 00:24:32,500 ♪ I'm in double trouble tonight ♪ 457 00:24:32,958 --> 00:24:34,375 ♪ Show me your love ♪ 458 00:24:34,875 --> 00:24:36,541 ♪ Give me your love ♪ 459 00:24:37,208 --> 00:24:40,125 ♪ How could something so wrong Feel so right? ♪ 460 00:24:40,875 --> 00:24:41,958 ♪ Straight from above ♪ 461 00:24:42,875 --> 00:24:44,333 ♪ The whitest dove ♪ 462 00:24:44,958 --> 00:24:49,666 ♪ I'm in double trouble tonight ♪ 463 00:24:55,958 --> 00:24:56,916 Lars! 464 00:24:59,958 --> 00:25:01,625 Can we go to commercial, please? 465 00:25:03,791 --> 00:25:05,250 Maybe a fresh start? 466 00:25:08,625 --> 00:25:10,125 Stop laughing, please. 467 00:25:16,708 --> 00:25:17,541 No. 468 00:25:21,083 --> 00:25:21,958 Oh, no. 469 00:25:34,875 --> 00:25:37,583 -Lars. - 470 00:25:37,666 --> 00:25:39,708 -Lars. -Hi, I'm Lars. 471 00:25:39,958 --> 00:25:40,791 Yeah. 472 00:25:41,416 --> 00:25:43,166 Oh, Sigrit. 473 00:25:44,500 --> 00:25:46,375 -Hi. -Hi. 474 00:25:46,833 --> 00:25:48,250 I ruined it for both of us. 475 00:25:52,291 --> 00:25:55,041 And you didn't even get to go to the boat party. 476 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000 Everyone from the contest is out there. 477 00:25:59,666 --> 00:26:01,125 Everyone but you. 478 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,583 Why do you stand by me? 479 00:26:05,375 --> 00:26:07,500 Because you are a dreamer. 480 00:26:09,125 --> 00:26:10,500 My dreamer. 481 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,000 Whenever I feel like giving up, 482 00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:15,208 you give me hope, Lars. 483 00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:17,000 You always keep going. 484 00:26:20,208 --> 00:26:21,041 Sigrit... 485 00:26:22,958 --> 00:26:25,125 ever since we were children... 486 00:26:25,708 --> 00:26:26,666 Yes. 487 00:26:27,625 --> 00:26:28,750 Me, too. 488 00:26:50,791 --> 00:26:52,166 -Ew! - 489 00:26:52,250 --> 00:26:53,500 Oh, God. 490 00:26:55,125 --> 00:26:55,958 Ugh! 491 00:26:56,041 --> 00:26:57,416 It's Katiana! 492 00:26:57,500 --> 00:26:59,041 -Yes. -No! 493 00:26:59,375 --> 00:27:01,125 All those people. 494 00:27:01,666 --> 00:27:05,750 Iceland's greatest artists all gone! 495 00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:06,916 Sigrit... 496 00:27:08,250 --> 00:27:09,291 you're right. 497 00:27:10,458 --> 00:27:12,166 Everyone is gone. 498 00:27:13,125 --> 00:27:14,000 Are you in shock? 499 00:27:14,291 --> 00:27:16,250 They're all out of the contest. 500 00:27:18,791 --> 00:27:20,666 The elves went too far. 501 00:27:20,750 --> 00:27:22,166 It's too good to be true! 502 00:27:22,250 --> 00:27:23,208 -Oh! -We're in! 503 00:27:23,500 --> 00:27:25,333 -We're in the winner's circle! -What? 504 00:27:25,416 --> 00:27:26,958 We're in the winner's circle! 505 00:27:27,041 --> 00:27:28,125 -We're in. -We're in. 506 00:27:28,208 --> 00:27:30,208 -We're in! -We're in! We're in! 507 00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:33,958 Oh, but I feel really bad about the people on the boat. 508 00:27:34,041 --> 00:27:35,500 Oh, me too. 509 00:27:36,750 --> 00:27:38,583 I know, it's a great tragedy. 510 00:27:39,458 --> 00:27:41,416 --We're in? 511 00:27:41,666 --> 00:27:42,708 But we're in? 512 00:27:42,791 --> 00:27:44,125 I'm so sad. 513 00:27:44,208 --> 00:27:46,500 -So sad. -So, so sad. I feel so... 514 00:27:47,416 --> 00:27:49,041 It's a terrible tragedy. 515 00:27:50,291 --> 00:27:51,708 The rules are the rules. 516 00:27:52,625 --> 00:27:55,000 Fire Saga is the runner-up. 517 00:27:55,250 --> 00:27:59,458 If you send those two freaks to the Eurovision Song Contest, 518 00:27:59,875 --> 00:28:03,375 -the whole world will laugh at Iceland. -Anna, I know this. 519 00:28:03,916 --> 00:28:04,791 They're horrible. 520 00:28:05,250 --> 00:28:06,083 Terrible. 521 00:28:06,166 --> 00:28:07,041 So bad. 522 00:28:07,125 --> 00:28:10,750 -So, so, so, so, so, so... bad. -Yes. 523 00:28:11,291 --> 00:28:12,666 But they're all we have left. 524 00:28:17,708 --> 00:28:18,541 So we're in? 525 00:28:19,541 --> 00:28:20,416 Yeah? 526 00:28:42,916 --> 00:28:43,916 Thank you. 527 00:28:44,375 --> 00:28:45,458 Bye-bye. 528 00:28:46,083 --> 00:28:47,791 -Oh, my goodness. -Wow. 529 00:28:47,875 --> 00:28:48,708 Oh! 530 00:28:49,291 --> 00:28:50,708 It's so luxurious. 531 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:54,708 -It's so swish. For us? -This is world class. 532 00:29:04,791 --> 00:29:06,625 Sigrit. 533 00:29:07,625 --> 00:29:08,666 Whoo! 534 00:29:09,916 --> 00:29:11,541 --Oh, my God. 535 00:29:11,625 --> 00:29:12,833 Oh, Schweppes! 536 00:29:12,916 --> 00:29:14,000 So many Schweppes! 537 00:29:14,208 --> 00:29:16,208 Under the bed. Hide it under the bed. 538 00:29:17,041 --> 00:29:19,291 Just here for Eurovision. 539 00:29:20,458 --> 00:29:22,625 We are Fire Saga. We are a band. 540 00:29:28,916 --> 00:29:31,125 --Okay... 541 00:29:31,583 --> 00:29:33,375 That was so fun. 542 00:29:33,458 --> 00:29:35,458 Yeah, there comes some more fun. 543 00:29:35,750 --> 00:29:37,083 -Let the fun out. - 544 00:29:43,125 --> 00:29:44,291 I see you. 545 00:29:44,375 --> 00:29:46,541 -There you are. -Here I am. 546 00:29:46,833 --> 00:29:50,208 -I'm checking you out. -I'm checking you out. 547 00:30:48,250 --> 00:30:50,208 I can hardly believe it, Lars. 548 00:30:50,458 --> 00:30:53,125 I never thought we'd leave Húsavík, and now... 549 00:30:54,541 --> 00:30:55,375 look at us. 550 00:31:05,250 --> 00:31:07,958 -I... nah. -Ah... Nah? 551 00:31:08,041 --> 00:31:09,000 Nah. 552 00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:10,875 -Wha...? -Yeah. 553 00:31:10,958 --> 00:31:11,791 Why? 554 00:31:11,875 --> 00:31:14,291 We can't. We have to think about the music. 555 00:31:14,833 --> 00:31:16,291 -Oh, yes. -Right? 556 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,166 But we can make music and love. 557 00:31:24,166 --> 00:31:25,333 -No, we can't. -Mmm. 558 00:31:26,208 --> 00:31:27,041 -Really? -Just... 559 00:31:27,541 --> 00:31:29,875 No. Romance, it ruins the bands. 560 00:31:30,791 --> 00:31:31,625 Think about it. 561 00:31:32,125 --> 00:31:33,625 Fleetwood Mac, right? 562 00:31:34,250 --> 00:31:36,666 ABBA, Post Malone, 563 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,333 Semen and Garfunkel. 564 00:31:38,708 --> 00:31:41,500 -Yeah, I forgot about Semen and Garfunkel. -I know. 565 00:31:42,583 --> 00:31:43,416 Wow. 566 00:31:43,958 --> 00:31:46,416 -This is very disappointing news. -No. 567 00:31:47,125 --> 00:31:47,958 No, no, listen. 568 00:31:48,375 --> 00:31:50,750 We are so close to realizing our dream. 569 00:31:51,291 --> 00:31:53,250 So close to winning. 570 00:31:53,916 --> 00:31:55,083 Well, it's exciting. 571 00:31:55,666 --> 00:31:56,583 -Yeah. -Yeah. 572 00:31:57,625 --> 00:31:58,791 -Okay. -All right. 573 00:31:58,875 --> 00:31:59,958 Okay, you're right. Yes. 574 00:32:00,041 --> 00:32:02,250 We should concentrate on the music and... 575 00:32:02,333 --> 00:32:03,875 -Yes. -So we'll do that for now. 576 00:32:04,333 --> 00:32:05,291 Yes. 577 00:32:07,666 --> 00:32:08,833 -Excuse me. -Yes? 578 00:32:09,666 --> 00:32:11,250 -Hello? -Oh, no one's home. 579 00:32:11,750 --> 00:32:12,583 Hello? 580 00:32:12,875 --> 00:32:14,416 I have a telephone call for you. 581 00:32:15,333 --> 00:32:17,833 -Okay. -It's from the Mayor of Winning. 582 00:32:18,125 --> 00:32:19,416 He wants to say something to you. 583 00:32:19,500 --> 00:32:20,791 Yes, Mayor of Winning? 584 00:32:20,958 --> 00:32:22,416 "Hello, Sigrit? 585 00:32:23,125 --> 00:32:24,250 You're going to win." 586 00:32:26,791 --> 00:32:28,375 Oh, how was your phone call? 587 00:32:30,750 --> 00:32:31,583 Was it good? 588 00:32:32,625 --> 00:32:34,833 -Yeah, good call. Okay? -Yeah. It was pretty good. 589 00:32:46,666 --> 00:32:50,458 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Eurovision Song Contest. 590 00:32:52,625 --> 00:32:55,875 I've never held a glass this tall before. 591 00:32:55,958 --> 00:32:57,041 I know. 592 00:32:57,916 --> 00:33:00,083 -Cheers. -Good luck, everyone. 593 00:33:00,166 --> 00:33:02,291 Okay, and standby, Russia. 594 00:33:02,375 --> 00:33:04,750 In three, two, one. 595 00:33:04,833 --> 00:33:11,500 ♪ Love... ♪ 596 00:33:15,125 --> 00:33:20,541 ♪ Thousands tried to tame me But I roam free ♪ 597 00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:26,666 ♪ Until I saw you and you saw me ♪ 598 00:33:28,791 --> 00:33:33,916 ♪ It's a jungle out there So hold on tight ♪ 599 00:33:35,625 --> 00:33:38,875 Lars, that voice. It's incredible. 600 00:33:38,958 --> 00:33:41,875 The Russian. Alexander Lemtov. 601 00:33:41,958 --> 00:33:43,541 He's one of the favorites. 602 00:33:43,625 --> 00:33:45,583 Oh, yes, I can see why. 603 00:33:45,666 --> 00:33:48,916 ♪ And on and on and on and on ♪ 604 00:33:49,166 --> 00:33:50,750 ♪ Let's get together ♪ 605 00:33:50,833 --> 00:33:52,291 ♪ I'm a lion lover ♪ 606 00:33:52,375 --> 00:33:55,375 ♪ And I hunt for love ♪ 607 00:33:56,250 --> 00:33:59,291 ♪ On the savanna I will make you rise up ♪ 608 00:33:59,375 --> 00:34:02,375 ♪ To the sky above ♪ 609 00:34:02,458 --> 00:34:06,416 ♪ And when I roar ♪ 610 00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:08,500 ♪ You'll know I'm done ♪ 611 00:34:09,666 --> 00:34:13,541 He's very good. But Sigrit, no one has a more perfect voice than you. 612 00:34:13,625 --> 00:34:16,333 ♪ ...of love ♪ 613 00:34:16,416 --> 00:34:17,500 ♪ Lion of love ♪ 614 00:34:19,458 --> 00:34:20,666 ♪ Lion of love ♪ 615 00:34:21,666 --> 00:34:22,791 -Iceland? -Yes. 616 00:34:22,875 --> 00:34:24,041 -Okay, you're up next. -Okay. 617 00:34:24,125 --> 00:34:26,625 Thank you, Russia. Please clear the stage. 618 00:34:26,708 --> 00:34:29,625 We don't have much time, so... Watch your step. 619 00:34:30,875 --> 00:34:32,166 Okay, this is the stage. 620 00:34:32,583 --> 00:34:35,000 Your mark is just here, so please... Thank you. 621 00:34:59,250 --> 00:35:01,458 Sigrit, we have arrived. 622 00:35:03,625 --> 00:35:04,500 Yeah. 623 00:35:05,625 --> 00:35:06,458 Iceland... 624 00:35:07,333 --> 00:35:09,458 are you ready for your first technical run-through? 625 00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:12,166 Uh... Almost. Can you give us one second, please? 626 00:35:13,291 --> 00:35:14,125 -Sigrit. -Yes. 627 00:35:14,208 --> 00:35:15,541 I have a surprise for you. 628 00:35:15,625 --> 00:35:16,916 Ooh... 629 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:20,000 Okay, we're going to need to get Lars hooked up to his wire. 630 00:35:20,083 --> 00:35:23,208 The wheel's still being built. Should be a few more days. Um... 631 00:35:23,291 --> 00:35:25,166 -Sigrit. You look like a tooth. -Yes. 632 00:35:25,250 --> 00:35:26,916 Come forward with me. Okay, so... 633 00:35:27,083 --> 00:35:30,791 You are going to be center front, about ten behind the e-fan. 634 00:35:30,875 --> 00:35:32,291 Mark that spot, please! 635 00:35:32,500 --> 00:35:34,500 Okay. Lars, are you good, my little sausage? 636 00:35:34,791 --> 00:35:35,916 So good, Kevin Swain. 637 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,541 Is Iceland ready? 638 00:35:37,625 --> 00:35:39,583 -Go for it! -Lars, what... 639 00:35:39,666 --> 00:35:40,916 That was Kevin Swain. 640 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:41,833 Crazy, right? 641 00:35:41,916 --> 00:35:42,916 Kevin who? 642 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,041 You were standing next to Kevin Swain. 643 00:35:45,125 --> 00:35:48,333 He heads the creative team that Iceland hired to help us win. 644 00:35:48,416 --> 00:35:50,166 --Uh... 645 00:35:53,166 --> 00:35:55,166 Okay, hi. 646 00:35:55,708 --> 00:35:59,166 ♪ I saw you and then ♪ 647 00:35:59,541 --> 00:36:03,291 ♪ All of my nights turned morning ♪ 648 00:36:03,375 --> 00:36:05,166 ♪ You turned 'round ♪ 649 00:36:05,250 --> 00:36:06,083 Ooh! 650 00:36:06,166 --> 00:36:10,541 ♪ And I suddenly found my glory ♪ 651 00:36:10,625 --> 00:36:12,708 -♪ Sometimes I pinch myself ♪ - 652 00:36:12,791 --> 00:36:14,666 ♪ 'Cause I don't know ♪ 653 00:36:14,750 --> 00:36:17,666 --♪ Am I dreaming now? ♪ 654 00:36:18,041 --> 00:36:20,333 ♪ I wanna stop the clocks ♪ 655 00:36:20,416 --> 00:36:22,500 -♪ And hold you close ♪ -Okay. 656 00:36:23,083 --> 00:36:28,333 ♪ But I don't know how ♪ 657 00:36:28,416 --> 00:36:30,875 -♪ Hey, baby, when you look at me ♪ -One, two, three and four... 658 00:36:30,958 --> 00:36:34,125 Come on, Sigrit. What? What are you doing, Sigrit? Come on. 659 00:36:34,208 --> 00:36:35,750 Uh... I... 660 00:36:35,833 --> 00:36:37,000 I'm sorry. I... 661 00:36:37,083 --> 00:36:38,125 Hold it there a moment. 662 00:36:38,208 --> 00:36:41,166 Do you have a sickness in your legs? Are your feet very sad? 663 00:36:41,250 --> 00:36:42,083 You... 664 00:36:42,166 --> 00:36:43,958 Do you want me to dance or... 665 00:36:44,041 --> 00:36:46,000 Oh! I'd love it. I would. 666 00:36:46,083 --> 00:36:48,166 Can I just say one thing? Sigrit is very good. 667 00:36:48,250 --> 00:36:50,125 She'll pick this up right away. She's the best. 668 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:52,291 I know it. I believe it. I believe it so much. 669 00:36:52,375 --> 00:36:54,625 Look at you. You're a stunning big piece of rice... 670 00:36:54,708 --> 00:36:57,250 -Nina, look what I'm doing here. -...I'm gonna boil. 671 00:36:57,791 --> 00:37:00,000 Stop it, because you know you're gonna make me now. 672 00:37:00,083 --> 00:37:01,250 -Here we go. -Yeah. 673 00:37:01,333 --> 00:37:03,250 -Lars, can I tell you something? -Yeah. 674 00:37:03,333 --> 00:37:05,166 -I love what you're doing. -Thank you so much. 675 00:37:05,250 --> 00:37:08,208 Okay. Happy times, cheery feet, pick them up. 676 00:37:08,291 --> 00:37:09,875 Everything's really coming together. 677 00:37:09,958 --> 00:37:12,208 Wonderful, Lars. Come on, everyone. Very good point. 678 00:37:12,291 --> 00:37:14,708 --Okay. From the top again. 679 00:37:15,291 --> 00:37:17,750 -I don't know what I'm doing. -Surprise! 680 00:37:18,708 --> 00:37:19,958 Neils. 681 00:37:20,333 --> 00:37:22,208 -Hey, Victor. -Uh... 682 00:37:23,333 --> 00:37:24,791 -Jorn, Anna. -Hi. 683 00:37:24,875 --> 00:37:26,416 -Hello, Victor. -So... 684 00:37:26,750 --> 00:37:29,500 -how is Fire Storm doing? -Fire Saga. 685 00:37:29,583 --> 00:37:30,458 Fire Saga. 686 00:37:30,541 --> 00:37:31,875 Fire Saga, okay. 687 00:37:32,416 --> 00:37:34,916 The first rehearsal was a bit of a mess. 688 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:35,833 Was it? 689 00:37:35,916 --> 00:37:37,958 But Kevin Swain is using all of his talent... 690 00:37:38,041 --> 00:37:39,666 -Yes. -...to try and help them. 691 00:37:39,750 --> 00:37:40,875 -A sprinkle. -Yes. 692 00:37:40,958 --> 00:37:43,458 -But we're still ranked last. -Yeah, wonderful. 693 00:37:43,541 --> 00:37:46,375 What? No. No, that's not wonderful at all. 694 00:37:46,458 --> 00:37:48,333 -No. -No, we're being laughed at. 695 00:37:48,416 --> 00:37:50,125 Yes, of course. It's terrible. 696 00:37:50,208 --> 00:37:51,500 -Yes. -Mm-hmm. 697 00:37:51,583 --> 00:37:52,666 -It's terrible. -Yeah. 698 00:37:53,125 --> 00:37:54,125 Well, I have to go. 699 00:37:55,250 --> 00:37:56,583 There is always next year. 700 00:38:09,083 --> 00:38:12,750 ♪ I saw you and then ♪ 701 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,708 ♪ All of my nights turned morning ♪ 702 00:38:16,791 --> 00:38:18,708 ♪ You turned 'round ♪ 703 00:38:19,416 --> 00:38:23,666 ♪ And I suddenly found my glory ♪ 704 00:38:23,750 --> 00:38:25,666 -Okay, can we stop real quick? -Mm-hmm. 705 00:38:25,750 --> 00:38:26,666 Um... 706 00:38:27,208 --> 00:38:28,208 Sigrit. 707 00:38:29,083 --> 00:38:30,041 What's going on? 708 00:38:30,125 --> 00:38:31,916 Nothing. Why? 709 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,583 No, just your singing, it doesn't sound like you. 710 00:38:35,166 --> 00:38:38,041 Oh, well, it's a very different mix. 711 00:38:38,166 --> 00:38:40,083 Doesn't it sound a little busy to you? 712 00:38:40,375 --> 00:38:41,333 Oh. 713 00:38:41,416 --> 00:38:42,250 Jae-bong. 714 00:38:43,458 --> 00:38:46,125 Uh, do you think the new track is busy? 715 00:38:46,791 --> 00:38:48,416 I think it's presh, coz. 716 00:38:49,083 --> 00:38:51,416 See? It's presh, coz. 717 00:38:51,916 --> 00:38:53,458 -Oh. -I think he's killing it. 718 00:38:53,916 --> 00:38:56,166 Yeah. We're going to win with this dope track. 719 00:38:56,750 --> 00:38:57,583 Bish. 720 00:38:59,958 --> 00:39:02,750 Uh, well, I don't want to hurt Jae-bong's feelings... 721 00:39:02,833 --> 00:39:05,541 -Okay. -...but I don't think this track is dope. 722 00:39:06,083 --> 00:39:06,958 Bish. 723 00:39:07,583 --> 00:39:08,458 But bish, 724 00:39:08,541 --> 00:39:09,875 I don't know if you understand. 725 00:39:10,333 --> 00:39:12,541 Jae-bong was in Kitty Cat Fancy, 726 00:39:12,875 --> 00:39:15,458 one of the biggest K-pop bands of all time. 727 00:39:15,708 --> 00:39:17,291 And I think he knows what's good. 728 00:39:18,041 --> 00:39:19,541 Right, bro? Huh? 729 00:39:19,916 --> 00:39:22,125 It's all about the plo, yo. 730 00:39:24,833 --> 00:39:25,666 The what? 731 00:39:25,750 --> 00:39:26,750 It's all about the plo. 732 00:39:26,833 --> 00:39:28,666 -The flow? -Flow, I think he said flow. 733 00:39:29,125 --> 00:39:29,958 -Flow. -Flow. 734 00:39:30,875 --> 00:39:33,041 -It's all about the flow. Yeah. -Okay. 735 00:39:33,500 --> 00:39:34,333 Okay. 736 00:39:34,916 --> 00:39:38,041 -I'll try. Let's run it again. -Okay. We're all good. 737 00:39:38,666 --> 00:39:41,375 Oh. I am so sorry. I thought you were over. 738 00:39:41,458 --> 00:39:43,458 No, no, no, we are almost finished. 739 00:39:43,541 --> 00:39:47,375 I heard your song. Your voice is quite special. 740 00:39:47,458 --> 00:39:49,666 -You are Iceland, yes? -Oh. 741 00:39:49,750 --> 00:39:51,416 Yes, we are from Iceland. Yes. 742 00:39:51,916 --> 00:39:53,291 You are brother-sister? 743 00:39:53,375 --> 00:39:54,791 -No. -Probably not. 744 00:39:54,875 --> 00:39:55,708 No. 745 00:39:56,583 --> 00:40:00,166 You are Alexander Lemtov and I have heard you singing on the stage. 746 00:40:00,250 --> 00:40:02,958 You sing with such passion. 747 00:40:03,041 --> 00:40:04,750 Thank you. Thank you. 748 00:40:04,833 --> 00:40:09,208 Listen, I throw smash-up party tonight. Why don't you come? Be my guests, huh? 749 00:40:09,791 --> 00:40:11,291 -Tonight? -Yes. 750 00:40:11,541 --> 00:40:12,375 Um... 751 00:40:12,458 --> 00:40:14,083 -Do you... -We could... 752 00:40:14,166 --> 00:40:16,583 The only thing is we have to finish the remix. 753 00:40:16,666 --> 00:40:18,916 This is shame. All of best performers, 754 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:22,333 dancers will be there, very crazy sexy time. You'll love it. 755 00:40:22,416 --> 00:40:23,375 But, you know... 756 00:40:23,875 --> 00:40:26,583 first time Eurovision, too much. I understand. It's okay. 757 00:40:27,125 --> 00:40:28,541 No, wait. Hold... But, please... 758 00:40:28,625 --> 00:40:31,291 if the best of the best is going to be there, then without a doubt, 759 00:40:31,375 --> 00:40:33,416 we will be there as well. There's no question. 760 00:40:33,500 --> 00:40:34,333 All right. 761 00:40:34,625 --> 00:40:36,333 Okay, this wonderful. Well... 762 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,208 I see you there. Okay. 763 00:40:38,291 --> 00:40:39,416 -Okay. -Okay. 764 00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:40,500 -Okay. - 765 00:40:45,458 --> 00:40:47,791 --You have to watch that guy. 766 00:40:47,875 --> 00:40:49,125 He is a sex player. 767 00:40:49,416 --> 00:40:51,000 Pfft... No. 768 00:40:51,083 --> 00:40:52,583 I don't know about that. 769 00:40:52,666 --> 00:40:53,625 I do. 770 00:40:53,708 --> 00:40:56,416 No one travels around with four guys like that. Come on. 771 00:40:57,083 --> 00:40:58,916 Besides, he's a slick customer. 772 00:40:59,375 --> 00:41:00,916 And he probably has a very large penis. 773 00:41:01,291 --> 00:41:02,375 Oh, yes, yes. 774 00:41:02,458 --> 00:41:04,541 I sense that he does have a very large penis. 775 00:41:04,625 --> 00:41:05,833 I think that's true. Yeah. 776 00:41:05,916 --> 00:41:08,708 Yeah. He's got a BDE Hundo P. 777 00:41:10,750 --> 00:41:11,583 Oh. 778 00:41:11,666 --> 00:41:12,791 BDE. 779 00:41:12,875 --> 00:41:14,083 -No question. -No. 780 00:41:14,166 --> 00:41:16,625 Well, I think he's just being friendly, really. 781 00:41:18,416 --> 00:41:19,250 Remember, 782 00:41:19,625 --> 00:41:21,208 we don't need friends, okay? 783 00:41:21,958 --> 00:41:22,958 We need to win. 784 00:41:30,833 --> 00:41:32,833 --Wha... 785 00:41:33,750 --> 00:41:34,666 Amazing! 786 00:41:34,750 --> 00:41:37,916 Yeah, it looks kind of old to me, like it's about to fall apart. 787 00:41:39,458 --> 00:41:41,625 -Someone just opened our doors. -Yes. 788 00:41:42,208 --> 00:41:43,333 -Ooh. -Hello. 789 00:41:43,416 --> 00:41:45,333 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 790 00:41:46,208 --> 00:41:48,291 This is very different from our hotel. 791 00:41:54,833 --> 00:41:57,166 Sigrit, Lars, you came. 792 00:41:57,250 --> 00:41:59,166 -This so great. -Yes. 793 00:42:00,916 --> 00:42:01,916 Lars. 794 00:42:02,333 --> 00:42:04,125 Welcome. Welcome. 795 00:42:07,333 --> 00:42:09,958 I'm so happy, this so great that you are here. 796 00:42:10,291 --> 00:42:11,166 Where are we? 797 00:42:11,500 --> 00:42:12,750 This my home. 798 00:42:12,833 --> 00:42:14,125 -Yes. Yes. -Wow. 799 00:42:14,208 --> 00:42:17,000 I have many home all over world, but this crazy place, 800 00:42:17,083 --> 00:42:19,625 maybe my top five favorite. 801 00:42:19,708 --> 00:42:20,541 Yes. 802 00:42:20,625 --> 00:42:22,916 The penises on the Greek statues... 803 00:42:23,208 --> 00:42:24,958 -Yeah. -...they are very dangly. 804 00:42:25,041 --> 00:42:30,208 Yes, I love the history and this just the way the Ancient Greek make statues. 805 00:42:30,291 --> 00:42:32,416 So these are Ancient Greek statues? 806 00:42:32,500 --> 00:42:33,625 Yes, of course. 807 00:42:33,750 --> 00:42:35,791 -That's was my question, too. Yes. -Yeah. 808 00:42:35,916 --> 00:42:37,791 Because I was thinking... 809 00:42:38,625 --> 00:42:42,000 -that their faces kind of look like yours. -Yeah. Mm-hmm. 810 00:42:45,125 --> 00:42:47,708 -Maybe you're right. Yeah. -It's uncanny. 811 00:42:47,791 --> 00:42:49,666 -It's uncanny. -They're very, very handsome. 812 00:42:49,750 --> 00:42:52,416 -Have you ever... -Yeah, that's crazy. 813 00:42:53,500 --> 00:42:54,708 Come, I show you party. 814 00:42:54,791 --> 00:42:55,625 Come. 815 00:42:55,916 --> 00:42:57,708 -He doesn't notice... -He doesn't understand. 816 00:42:57,791 --> 00:42:59,125 ...that they all look like him. 817 00:43:01,875 --> 00:43:04,708 So, there Lisa Lisa from Hungary. 818 00:43:05,083 --> 00:43:07,958 Her odds not very good. Not as bad as yours, but not good. 819 00:43:10,791 --> 00:43:13,250 These The Wonderfour from Finland. 820 00:43:13,375 --> 00:43:16,208 They have very hippy, snappy rock and roll sound. 821 00:43:16,291 --> 00:43:18,500 She is fabulous, but she should ditch boys. 822 00:43:19,125 --> 00:43:20,000 This Julia J. 823 00:43:20,083 --> 00:43:22,791 She come number one, England's Got Talent, four years ago, 824 00:43:22,875 --> 00:43:26,000 so she quite good, but everybody hates UK, so... 825 00:43:26,083 --> 00:43:27,416 zero points. 826 00:43:28,083 --> 00:43:30,125 -Kevin. -Kevin Swain. 827 00:43:30,208 --> 00:43:31,916 I think you know my full name. 828 00:43:32,375 --> 00:43:33,583 You shaved your cheek hair. 829 00:43:33,666 --> 00:43:35,250 -Oh, so smooth. -Oh, I miss it. 830 00:43:38,791 --> 00:43:40,916 -You naughty boy. -I know, I shouldn't have said that. 831 00:43:42,708 --> 00:43:44,541 Oh, you look like a flashy disco ball. 832 00:43:47,416 --> 00:43:50,708 -Kevin Swain. I know. -Kevin Swain, visionary, the best. 833 00:43:50,833 --> 00:43:53,583 Oh, there Johnny John John, Sweden. Killer dance move. 834 00:43:53,666 --> 00:43:54,500 Yes. 835 00:43:54,583 --> 00:43:56,458 -Lars. -Do you like champagne? 836 00:43:56,541 --> 00:43:58,500 More tall glasses. 837 00:43:58,583 --> 00:43:59,750 -Okay. -Love it. 838 00:44:00,125 --> 00:44:04,625 Oh. Oh, my gosh. I almost forgot, Mita Xenakis from Greece. 839 00:44:04,833 --> 00:44:06,625 She one of the favorite. She great pipes, 840 00:44:06,708 --> 00:44:09,250 sing with a lot of emotion. Mita, Mita! 841 00:44:09,333 --> 00:44:11,833 Come, come. Come meet my Icelanders. 842 00:44:11,916 --> 00:44:14,000 Baby, where have you been? 843 00:44:14,500 --> 00:44:17,208 -Hello. -Mita Xenakis, Lars Erickssong. 844 00:44:17,291 --> 00:44:19,208 -Hi. -Sigrit Ericksdóttir. 845 00:44:19,291 --> 00:44:20,750 Are you brother and sister? 846 00:44:21,041 --> 00:44:23,250 -No. -Probably not. Nah. 847 00:44:23,333 --> 00:44:26,125 Sigrit have very beautiful voice. Their song is quite good. 848 00:44:26,208 --> 00:44:29,791 Yes, I agree. I think it is the best song that I've ever written. I write our songs. 849 00:44:30,666 --> 00:44:34,458 I also sing and design a lot of the costumes and our footwear. 850 00:44:34,541 --> 00:44:35,500 Fantastic. 851 00:44:35,583 --> 00:44:38,166 Why don't you tell me more about your amazing talents over a drink. 852 00:44:38,291 --> 00:44:40,541 Come, Sigrit. There's something I want to show you. 853 00:44:40,625 --> 00:44:41,791 -Talk to me. -Okay. 854 00:44:41,875 --> 00:44:42,833 Are you good? 855 00:44:43,333 --> 00:44:44,291 See you in a bit. 856 00:44:45,833 --> 00:44:48,291 -Are you liking Eurovision so far? Good. -Oh, yes. Very much so. 857 00:44:48,416 --> 00:44:50,208 I think we have a very good chance of winning. 858 00:44:50,291 --> 00:44:53,375 Oh, God. Win, lose, really doesn't matter. 859 00:44:53,458 --> 00:44:55,125 Oh, where are we going? 860 00:44:55,875 --> 00:44:58,208 -Please, let me show you. -Okay. 861 00:44:59,791 --> 00:45:00,916 Wow, this is... 862 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:05,833 Oh! 863 00:45:05,916 --> 00:45:07,875 Isn't it wonderful? 864 00:45:08,125 --> 00:45:11,583 It's the most beauty I have seen in my life. 865 00:45:19,208 --> 00:45:20,166 Oh... 866 00:45:21,666 --> 00:45:22,708 What? 867 00:45:22,791 --> 00:45:24,375 What? 868 00:45:24,625 --> 00:45:27,500 I wish to say something very stupid. 869 00:45:27,583 --> 00:45:28,875 -Oh, tell me. -No. 870 00:45:28,958 --> 00:45:30,958 No, I love stupid things. 871 00:45:31,583 --> 00:45:34,708 -Okay, I wish to say that it is... - 872 00:45:34,791 --> 00:45:38,000 ...more beautiful because you are here in it. 873 00:45:41,875 --> 00:45:43,166 Oh, um... 874 00:45:44,291 --> 00:45:45,125 I... You... 875 00:45:45,208 --> 00:45:47,583 Lars would really love this. 876 00:45:47,666 --> 00:45:50,375 -Maybe... -Sigrit. Sigrit, Sigrit. 877 00:45:52,041 --> 00:45:54,041 Lars cannot have everything. 878 00:45:54,916 --> 00:45:56,708 God, do you only think of winning? 879 00:45:57,041 --> 00:45:58,041 Of course. 880 00:45:58,208 --> 00:46:01,625 Now I have to become an international star to prove to all of Iceland, 881 00:46:01,916 --> 00:46:04,000 and my extremely handsome father, 882 00:46:04,500 --> 00:46:06,541 that I have not wasted my life. 883 00:46:07,250 --> 00:46:08,416 Oh, my God. 884 00:46:10,166 --> 00:46:12,500 -Well, I really like you now. -Oh. 885 00:46:12,791 --> 00:46:16,250 That... That's something, it excited me, you know? 886 00:46:16,583 --> 00:46:18,250 I have heard you sing. 887 00:46:19,250 --> 00:46:21,125 You are very good, but... 888 00:46:21,583 --> 00:46:23,083 I think there is more. 889 00:46:24,291 --> 00:46:26,000 I think you sing from here... 890 00:46:26,791 --> 00:46:29,958 but... not so much from here. 891 00:46:34,166 --> 00:46:36,208 That is what my mama says as well. 892 00:46:36,916 --> 00:46:39,208 You say I sing with passion. 893 00:46:39,291 --> 00:46:40,875 What is your passion? 894 00:46:40,958 --> 00:46:43,125 If you could use your voice, 895 00:46:43,708 --> 00:46:45,208 to speak for yourself... 896 00:46:46,750 --> 00:46:48,000 what would you say? 897 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:55,916 Uh... 898 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:59,416 I would say... 899 00:47:02,833 --> 00:47:03,916 What's that? 900 00:47:04,333 --> 00:47:05,208 Oh... 901 00:47:05,875 --> 00:47:09,583 -You are going to love this. Come, come. -Okay. 902 00:47:10,125 --> 00:47:11,166 What's going on? 903 00:47:11,250 --> 00:47:13,125 -Lars, it's a song-along. -A song-along? 904 00:47:13,208 --> 00:47:14,583 -Have you been to a song-along? -No. 905 00:47:14,666 --> 00:47:18,208 -Oh, baby, come with me. Come. -Okay. Yes, let's go. 906 00:47:29,958 --> 00:47:32,958 ♪ No matter how hard I try ♪ 907 00:47:33,583 --> 00:47:36,208 ♪ You keep pushing me aside ♪ 908 00:47:36,291 --> 00:47:38,958 ♪ And I can't break through ♪ 909 00:47:39,666 --> 00:47:42,666 ♪ There's no talking to you ♪ 910 00:47:44,125 --> 00:47:45,291 -Huh? -Me? No. 911 00:47:45,375 --> 00:47:49,000 ♪ It's so sad that you're leaving ♪ 912 00:47:49,083 --> 00:47:52,833 ♪ It takes time to believe it ♪ 913 00:47:53,666 --> 00:47:57,250 ♪ But after all is said and done ♪ 914 00:47:57,958 --> 00:48:01,125 ♪ You're gonna be the lonely one, oh ♪ 915 00:48:01,750 --> 00:48:05,791 -♪ Do you believe in life after love? ♪ -Come, Lars. Come on. 916 00:48:05,875 --> 00:48:07,791 -Sing with me. -Yeah. 917 00:48:07,875 --> 00:48:11,958 ♪ I can feel something inside me say ♪ 918 00:48:12,083 --> 00:48:16,000 ♪ I really don't think You're strong enough, no ♪ 919 00:48:16,083 --> 00:48:18,958 ♪ And I feel like I just got home ♪ 920 00:48:19,041 --> 00:48:20,791 ♪ And I feel  ♪ 921 00:48:20,875 --> 00:48:24,083 -♪ Don't think you're strong enough, no ♪ -♪ And I feel ♪ 922 00:48:24,166 --> 00:48:30,750 ♪ And I feel like I just got home And I feel ♪ 923 00:48:31,541 --> 00:48:34,250 ♪ Quicker than a ray of light ♪ 924 00:48:35,333 --> 00:48:38,166 ♪ Quicker than a ray of light ♪ 925 00:48:38,583 --> 00:48:42,666 ♪ I really don't think You're strong enough, no ♪ 926 00:48:42,750 --> 00:48:49,750 ♪ Waterloo, I was defeated You won the war ♪ 927 00:48:51,250 --> 00:48:58,250 ♪ My my At Waterloo, Napoleon did surrender ♪ 928 00:48:58,625 --> 00:48:59,708 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 929 00:49:00,416 --> 00:49:07,416 ♪ And I have met my destiny In quite a similar way ♪ 930 00:49:08,416 --> 00:49:11,291 ♪ The history book on the shelf ♪ 931 00:49:11,791 --> 00:49:17,458 -She sounds great! -♪ Is always repeating itself ♪ 932 00:49:17,708 --> 00:49:22,958 ♪ Waterloo, I was defeated And you won the war ♪ 933 00:49:23,041 --> 00:49:25,458 ♪ You won the war ♪ 934 00:49:25,541 --> 00:49:27,041 ♪ Waterloo ♪ 935 00:49:27,125 --> 00:49:30,500 ♪ Promise to love you for ever more ♪ 936 00:49:32,083 --> 00:49:34,875 ♪ Ne partez pas sans moi ♪ 937 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:38,583 ♪ La joie d'etre libre ♪ 938 00:49:38,833 --> 00:49:42,750 ♪ Vous qui cherchez une autre vie ♪ 939 00:49:42,833 --> 00:49:46,416 ♪ Vous qui volez vers l'an deux mille ♪ 940 00:49:46,541 --> 00:49:50,041 ♪ Ne partez pas... ♪ 941 00:49:50,416 --> 00:49:54,458 ♪ Sans moi ♪ 942 00:49:54,916 --> 00:49:58,458 ♪ Tonight's gonna be a good night ♪ 943 00:49:58,541 --> 00:50:02,291 ♪ That tonight's gonna be a good night ♪ 944 00:50:02,375 --> 00:50:06,416 ♪ That tonight's gonna be A good, good night ♪ 945 00:50:06,583 --> 00:50:07,958 ♪ I got a feeling ♪ 946 00:50:08,125 --> 00:50:10,916 ♪ Do you believe in life after love ♪ 947 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:13,416 ♪ Quicker than a ray of light ♪ 948 00:50:13,500 --> 00:50:17,125 -♪ I can feel something inside me say ♪ -♪ Gonna be a good night ♪ 949 00:50:17,458 --> 00:50:21,666 ♪ I really don't think You're strong enough, no ♪ 950 00:50:22,125 --> 00:50:25,041 ♪ Quicker than a ray of light ♪ 951 00:50:25,125 --> 00:50:27,375 ♪ That tonight's gonna be A good, good night ♪ 952 00:50:27,458 --> 00:50:31,458 ♪ Do you believe in life after love ♪ 953 00:50:48,708 --> 00:50:49,708 Whew! 954 00:50:49,791 --> 00:50:51,583 -Hello. -Hello. 955 00:50:53,208 --> 00:50:54,291 Oh, my God. 956 00:50:54,750 --> 00:50:57,541 -Your sister. Huh! -Oh. Yeah. 957 00:50:57,625 --> 00:50:58,791 She can really sing. 958 00:50:58,916 --> 00:51:01,166 I don't think she's my sister, but she can sing. 959 00:51:01,250 --> 00:51:02,541 No question. Yeah. 960 00:51:02,625 --> 00:51:04,250 She doesn't always sing like that. 961 00:51:04,833 --> 00:51:08,250 -I should go try to find her. -Oh, no, let her be, Lars Erickssong. 962 00:51:08,333 --> 00:51:10,375 But we have so much work we have to do. 963 00:51:10,458 --> 00:51:12,458 Oh, work... Oh, come on, work. 964 00:51:12,541 --> 00:51:15,083 Is that all that you can think of? Can you think of nothing else? 965 00:51:15,375 --> 00:51:16,208 Like what? 966 00:51:16,666 --> 00:51:19,375 Like, um... romance. 967 00:51:22,208 --> 00:51:26,541 Yes, of course. No, no, no. I think of romance and sex play. 968 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:30,833 And like, you know, French maid and little sailor boy. 969 00:51:30,916 --> 00:51:32,750 -Oh, I like that. -I have a good size penis. 970 00:51:32,833 --> 00:51:34,041 Well, not too big. 971 00:51:34,125 --> 00:51:37,333 Uh, I kind of describe my penis like a Volvo automobile: 972 00:51:37,416 --> 00:51:40,958 solid, sturdy, dependable, but not going to turn any heads. 973 00:51:41,041 --> 00:51:41,875 -No. -Lars! 974 00:51:41,958 --> 00:51:43,041 -There you are. -Hey. 975 00:51:43,125 --> 00:51:44,625 Did you hear us singing at the end? 976 00:51:44,708 --> 00:51:47,791 I think it was the best I ever sang in my whole life maybe. 977 00:51:47,875 --> 00:51:50,833 The best? I don't know. I mean, you sing pretty good back at home. 978 00:51:50,916 --> 00:51:52,666 Well, I have never sung better. 979 00:51:52,750 --> 00:51:55,791 Sigrit, you unlocked something inside me. 980 00:51:55,875 --> 00:51:57,750 I almost hit the Speorg note. 981 00:51:59,583 --> 00:52:01,750 You know about the Speorg note? 982 00:52:01,833 --> 00:52:05,666 Of course. Icelandic folklore, one of my many passions. 983 00:52:05,875 --> 00:52:07,000 Yeah, but it's a myth. 984 00:52:07,541 --> 00:52:09,541 -Lars. -I love the little elves. 985 00:52:10,041 --> 00:52:11,583 -They're cute. - 986 00:52:11,666 --> 00:52:15,791 Yeah, I know, it's interesting, for some people, who believe them. 987 00:52:16,166 --> 00:52:18,958 But I think, uh, maybe we head back, huh? 988 00:52:19,500 --> 00:52:22,541 -Head out. We got a big day tomorrow. -No. No, guys... 989 00:52:22,625 --> 00:52:26,208 Everyone is going club dancing after this. 990 00:52:26,291 --> 00:52:28,041 -You should come. -Club dancing. 991 00:52:28,541 --> 00:52:31,250 Lars, we love club dancing! We have to go! 992 00:52:31,333 --> 00:52:33,750 We do love club dancing! So much fun. 993 00:52:33,833 --> 00:52:35,958 No, I want to go club dancing so bad. 994 00:52:36,416 --> 00:52:38,125 But I have a lot to do. You go. 995 00:52:38,208 --> 00:52:39,125 Are you sure? 996 00:52:39,208 --> 00:52:40,041 I'm positive. 997 00:52:40,125 --> 00:52:41,500 -Okay. Okay. -Yeah. 998 00:52:41,583 --> 00:52:42,875 -Have fun. -Okay. 999 00:52:42,958 --> 00:52:43,958 -Okay. -Okay. 1000 00:52:52,666 --> 00:52:53,791 Oh! 1001 00:52:53,875 --> 00:52:55,083 Two for me? Wow. 1002 00:52:55,166 --> 00:52:56,125 Thank you. 1003 00:52:57,333 --> 00:52:58,208 Mmm. 1004 00:53:00,208 --> 00:53:02,208 I hope the music never stops! 1005 00:53:02,708 --> 00:53:04,416 I could dance all night! 1006 00:53:05,250 --> 00:53:07,666 You are a most exciting woman. 1007 00:53:07,958 --> 00:53:08,916 Huh. 1008 00:53:21,916 --> 00:53:22,791 Sigrit. 1009 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,083 She must have left her key. 1010 00:53:28,291 --> 00:53:29,500 -Mita. -Hello. 1011 00:53:30,541 --> 00:53:32,666 -This is going to happen, Lars. -Okay. My balls! 1012 00:53:32,750 --> 00:53:34,958 -Keep fighting. I like it. -I'm scared! 1013 00:53:52,833 --> 00:53:55,125 Oh, good morning. 1014 00:53:56,166 --> 00:53:57,791 Have you just been watching me? 1015 00:53:58,125 --> 00:53:59,083 No. 1016 00:53:59,166 --> 00:54:00,375 I braid your hair. 1017 00:54:01,541 --> 00:54:02,500 What? 1018 00:54:03,791 --> 00:54:05,750 I find it very relaxing pastime. 1019 00:54:10,500 --> 00:54:11,458 Wow. 1020 00:54:11,875 --> 00:54:13,250 That's quite good, actually. 1021 00:54:13,333 --> 00:54:15,291 -Thank you very much. -How long did that take you? 1022 00:54:15,666 --> 00:54:16,500 Six hours. 1023 00:54:24,750 --> 00:54:25,583 Um... 1024 00:54:25,833 --> 00:54:26,666 Did anything... 1025 00:54:27,583 --> 00:54:28,583 happen... 1026 00:54:29,333 --> 00:54:30,291 kind of... 1027 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,083 Last night? 1028 00:54:33,416 --> 00:54:34,750 -Yeah. -No, of course not. 1029 00:54:34,833 --> 00:54:35,875 I gentleman. 1030 00:54:35,958 --> 00:54:36,916 Okay. 1031 00:54:40,333 --> 00:54:41,250 Wait, what's it? 1032 00:54:41,625 --> 00:54:43,000 How did you hear that? 1033 00:54:43,500 --> 00:54:44,333 This song? 1034 00:54:44,416 --> 00:54:46,666 -Yes. -You sing in your sleep. 1035 00:54:47,458 --> 00:54:49,541 -It's very beautiful. You write this? -Oh. 1036 00:54:50,166 --> 00:54:51,000 Yeah. 1037 00:54:51,875 --> 00:54:53,083 It's not finished yet. 1038 00:54:55,041 --> 00:54:57,541 And when it is finished, will you sing it with Lars? 1039 00:55:00,333 --> 00:55:01,333 Probably not. 1040 00:55:01,750 --> 00:55:03,083 Would you sing it with me? 1041 00:55:04,500 --> 00:55:06,000 I can't. No. 1042 00:55:06,333 --> 00:55:09,083 Lars has been my partner since childhood. 1043 00:55:09,166 --> 00:55:10,958 Partner in music, but... 1044 00:55:11,916 --> 00:55:13,083 nothing else? 1045 00:55:14,750 --> 00:55:19,291 Well, if we win the contest, then I hope that might change. 1046 00:55:19,375 --> 00:55:21,750 But if you don't win the contest, 1047 00:55:21,833 --> 00:55:25,791 will Lars be content if you are only one who adores him? 1048 00:55:25,875 --> 00:55:29,375 You should not be stuck in his cage, little bird. 1049 00:55:29,458 --> 00:55:33,375 You need to fly. Sing your song, for the world. 1050 00:55:34,291 --> 00:55:35,125 Well... 1051 00:55:35,375 --> 00:55:37,208 I am singing for the world. 1052 00:55:38,458 --> 00:55:39,791 Thanks to Lars. I... 1053 00:55:40,208 --> 00:55:43,083 So I should really probably go and concentrate. 1054 00:55:43,166 --> 00:55:45,208 So I'm going to go, okay? 1055 00:55:45,791 --> 00:55:47,291 You don't have to fly alone. 1056 00:55:48,875 --> 00:55:51,250 I would like to travel the world with you. 1057 00:55:51,333 --> 00:55:53,416 -What? -Perform your song. 1058 00:55:53,666 --> 00:55:55,041 Record your song. 1059 00:55:55,458 --> 00:55:56,666 Sigrit-Lemtov... 1060 00:55:56,750 --> 00:55:59,458 magazine cover, shoot with you on sexy island, 1061 00:55:59,583 --> 00:56:01,708 make passionate music. 1062 00:56:02,291 --> 00:56:04,166 It would be very good deal for you. 1063 00:56:04,583 --> 00:56:05,458 Um... 1064 00:56:05,791 --> 00:56:07,000 I have to go. 1065 00:56:07,458 --> 00:56:08,500 I'm gonna go. 1066 00:56:08,750 --> 00:56:09,916 -I have to go. -Just... 1067 00:56:10,500 --> 00:56:12,000 -think about it. -Okay. 1068 00:56:12,958 --> 00:56:15,708 Thank you for everything, Alexander. 1069 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:18,000 Bye. 1070 00:56:22,125 --> 00:56:22,958 Lars? 1071 00:56:26,958 --> 00:56:28,041 Are you awake? 1072 00:56:28,583 --> 00:56:31,166 I had the strangest night. 1073 00:56:32,458 --> 00:56:33,500 And I... 1074 00:56:34,041 --> 00:56:34,875 Hello. 1075 00:56:34,958 --> 00:56:36,041 Oh. 1076 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:38,833 Hey. 1077 00:56:39,875 --> 00:56:42,083 You, uh, remember, uh, Mita? 1078 00:56:43,791 --> 00:56:45,583 --Yes. 1079 00:56:50,916 --> 00:56:52,708 -Sigrit. - 1080 00:57:01,750 --> 00:57:03,125 Oh, no. 1081 00:57:05,583 --> 00:57:07,458 Iceland, are we ready? 1082 00:57:07,541 --> 00:57:10,500 We are waiting on Sigrit! 1083 00:57:10,583 --> 00:57:11,416 Sir. 1084 00:57:11,500 --> 00:57:12,625 I am here! 1085 00:57:15,625 --> 00:57:18,208 -My king, your queen has arrived. -Thank you, Kevin Swain. 1086 00:57:24,958 --> 00:57:26,125 What is this? 1087 00:57:26,208 --> 00:57:27,791 It is a costume I made. 1088 00:57:28,541 --> 00:57:29,833 Well, it's bad. 1089 00:57:29,916 --> 00:57:32,666 Well, maybe if you were more focused and not out dancing all night, 1090 00:57:32,750 --> 00:57:33,958 you might feel better about it. 1091 00:57:34,250 --> 00:57:35,166 Oh! 1092 00:57:37,083 --> 00:57:39,250 -What are you doing? - 1093 00:57:44,666 --> 00:57:45,958 You don't have to do this. 1094 00:57:49,666 --> 00:57:52,791 Okay, and are we ready now? 1095 00:57:53,583 --> 00:57:54,416 Yup. 1096 00:57:55,791 --> 00:57:58,625 I have never been more ready! 1097 00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:00,708 Okay, do you think I'm stupid? 1098 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:03,208 A guy like Lemtov, all he wants from a girl like you... 1099 00:58:03,291 --> 00:58:06,166 I didn't sleep with Lemtov! 1100 00:58:06,833 --> 00:58:09,208 Oh, well, I didn't sleep with Mita. 1101 00:58:09,541 --> 00:58:13,625 Yeah, and I think I know rotten shark meat when I smell it! 1102 00:58:13,708 --> 00:58:16,041 -Can't talk to you when you're like this. -Know what, Lars? 1103 00:58:16,125 --> 00:58:20,000 Why don't you just go ahead and sleep with everyone? 1104 00:58:20,083 --> 00:58:20,916 Eh? 1105 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:23,000 You know, hey, maybe I will, too. 1106 00:58:23,083 --> 00:58:25,041 Because, you know, we're both free, 1107 00:58:25,125 --> 00:58:27,708 so let's just go sex-nuts. 1108 00:58:27,791 --> 00:58:29,500 I am happy to go sex-nuts. 1109 00:58:29,583 --> 00:58:31,500 I am going to have sex with everyone! 1110 00:58:31,583 --> 00:58:32,583 -Great. -Yes. 1111 00:58:32,666 --> 00:58:35,875 Starting with that lady, emptying the garbage can. 1112 00:58:35,958 --> 00:58:36,875 Yes. 1113 00:58:36,958 --> 00:58:37,833 Hmm. 1114 00:58:37,916 --> 00:58:39,291 And Kevin Swain. Easy. 1115 00:58:39,708 --> 00:58:41,333 Lovely. Thank you. 1116 00:58:41,666 --> 00:58:43,000 Nina, what do you say? 1117 00:58:44,250 --> 00:58:45,458 Okay, Nina is out. 1118 00:58:46,041 --> 00:58:47,250 And that guy over there. 1119 00:58:47,375 --> 00:58:49,416 Yes, holding the iPad or whatever that is... 1120 00:58:49,541 --> 00:58:51,333 I can't read what it says on your name tag. 1121 00:58:51,791 --> 00:58:53,458 -Theo! -Theo! 1122 00:58:54,166 --> 00:58:55,791 I'm going to have sex with you, my friend. 1123 00:58:55,875 --> 00:58:57,416 I'm going to be all over you. 1124 00:58:57,500 --> 00:58:59,458 It's going to be passionate and white-hot. 1125 00:58:59,541 --> 00:59:01,541 You're going to melt under my body heat. 1126 00:59:01,625 --> 00:59:03,625 So listen up, everyone, there is a new... 1127 00:59:04,166 --> 00:59:07,333 sex machine in town, and his name is Lars. 1128 00:59:07,750 --> 00:59:09,250 Go tell that to your Russian friend. 1129 00:59:09,625 --> 00:59:11,750 Yeah, well, at least he sees me. 1130 00:59:12,041 --> 00:59:13,833 I see you every day! 1131 00:59:14,416 --> 00:59:16,416 No, you don't. 1132 00:59:17,750 --> 00:59:20,250 And I don't like this version of the song. 1133 00:59:20,625 --> 00:59:23,291 And I want to go back to the way it was. 1134 00:59:25,041 --> 00:59:25,875 Got me? 1135 00:59:26,458 --> 00:59:27,375 Where are you going? 1136 00:59:27,791 --> 00:59:30,291 You have to focus up. The semifinals are tomorrow. 1137 00:59:30,375 --> 00:59:32,208 -And you're blowing it big time. -No. 1138 00:59:32,791 --> 00:59:34,333 You are blowing it big time. 1139 00:59:35,541 --> 00:59:37,458 You're small, Lars Erickssong. 1140 00:59:39,541 --> 00:59:40,583 So small. 1141 00:59:45,083 --> 00:59:47,791 And Iceland, your time is up. Please clear the stage. 1142 01:00:00,458 --> 01:00:01,291 Look at you. 1143 01:00:02,500 --> 01:00:03,916 You are an ugly loser. 1144 01:00:06,166 --> 01:00:08,083 Sigrit was right. You are small. 1145 01:00:10,291 --> 01:00:11,541 You need to grow up. 1146 01:00:12,125 --> 01:00:12,958 I know. 1147 01:00:14,208 --> 01:00:17,458 Why did you say you would have sex with all those people? That was ridiculous. 1148 01:00:17,541 --> 01:00:18,875 Come on, you embarrassed yourself. 1149 01:00:19,208 --> 01:00:20,041 Mm-hmm. 1150 01:00:20,416 --> 01:00:22,083 Do you think you'd have a chance with Theo? 1151 01:00:22,166 --> 01:00:24,375 -Never. -Never. Not in a million lifetimes. 1152 01:00:24,666 --> 01:00:26,000 Eh, duh! 1153 01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:28,791 Dude. Yo, dude. 1154 01:00:29,083 --> 01:00:30,083 Dude. 1155 01:00:30,166 --> 01:00:33,416 Hey, dude, uh, do you know if this is where they shot G.O.T.? 1156 01:00:33,500 --> 01:00:35,708 -Huh? -Game of Thrones. 1157 01:00:37,208 --> 01:00:39,791 Give me a break, man. Can't you see I was talking to my reflection? 1158 01:00:39,875 --> 01:00:41,041 Chill out, bro. 1159 01:00:41,125 --> 01:00:42,333 You chill out, bro. 1160 01:00:42,416 --> 01:00:45,875 Why do you Americans always say "chill out" like that to everyone? 1161 01:00:45,958 --> 01:00:47,375 Jeff, let's go. The guy's nuts. 1162 01:00:47,750 --> 01:00:48,916 Wait, I'm nuts? 1163 01:00:49,208 --> 01:00:50,875 Hey, Europe is not your party town. 1164 01:00:50,958 --> 01:00:53,583 All right? You come over here and you shit on everything. 1165 01:00:53,666 --> 01:00:55,458 -Come on. -Show some freaking respect. 1166 01:00:55,875 --> 01:00:56,708 All right? 1167 01:00:56,791 --> 01:00:58,375 Go home and build your wall. 1168 01:00:58,458 --> 01:01:00,875 -You shit-for-brains Americans. -Let's get out of here. 1169 01:01:00,958 --> 01:01:03,625 Lars! Lars, they love Starbucks. 1170 01:01:03,708 --> 01:01:05,041 Hey, go to Starbucks. 1171 01:01:05,250 --> 01:01:07,666 -They have a special for Americans. -Where's the Starbucks? 1172 01:01:07,750 --> 01:01:10,166 That Starbucks, it's anywhere you look, okay? 1173 01:01:10,250 --> 01:01:12,958 -Oh. -Just smell for the Pumpkin Spice Latte. 1174 01:01:13,333 --> 01:01:14,416 Okay, thank you. 1175 01:01:14,500 --> 01:01:16,125 I'm not saying "thank you" back. 1176 01:01:16,208 --> 01:01:18,291 -Was he trying to help? -I think so. 1177 01:01:20,541 --> 01:01:21,833 Goddamn Americans. 1178 01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:34,875 ♪ All by myself ♪ 1179 01:01:36,708 --> 01:01:39,875 ♪ With this great big world before me ♪ 1180 01:01:40,750 --> 01:01:44,291 ♪ But its all for someone else ♪ 1181 01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:53,041 ♪ I’ve tried and tried again ♪ 1182 01:01:55,333 --> 01:01:58,541 ♪ To let you know just where my heart is ♪ 1183 01:01:59,375 --> 01:02:03,875 ♪ To tell the truth and not pretend ♪ 1184 01:02:05,416 --> 01:02:08,875 ♪ All I needed ♪ 1185 01:02:09,583 --> 01:02:14,500 ♪ Was to get away ♪ 1186 01:02:20,541 --> 01:02:24,708 ♪ Thought I made it clear Do I have to say it? ♪ 1187 01:02:25,250 --> 01:02:27,791 ♪ It was always there, you just...  ♪ 1188 01:02:30,708 --> 01:02:33,708 ♪ Didn't see it ♪ 1189 01:03:02,625 --> 01:03:04,125 ♪ Waterloo ♪ 1190 01:03:05,458 --> 01:03:09,000 ♪ I was defeated, you won the war ♪ 1191 01:03:10,375 --> 01:03:12,916 -Lars. -Hello? 1192 01:03:14,958 --> 01:03:15,833 Hello? 1193 01:03:17,791 --> 01:03:18,958 Is someone there? 1194 01:03:23,041 --> 01:03:24,208 Hello, Lars. 1195 01:03:24,291 --> 01:03:26,208 Holy shit, Katiana. 1196 01:03:26,625 --> 01:03:29,791 You are in great danger. 1197 01:03:29,875 --> 01:03:33,250 -You must leave Eurovision. -No! I'm not listening to you. 1198 01:03:33,333 --> 01:03:34,333 Don't run, Lars! 1199 01:03:34,416 --> 01:03:36,250 No! 1200 01:03:41,250 --> 01:03:42,125 Come in? 1201 01:03:54,666 --> 01:03:56,333 That sweater is very angry. 1202 01:03:57,083 --> 01:03:58,166 Hmm. Yeah. 1203 01:03:59,166 --> 01:04:00,000 Good. 1204 01:04:00,458 --> 01:04:01,916 Why haven't you told him? 1205 01:04:07,041 --> 01:04:09,416 It's... It's not that simple. 1206 01:04:11,333 --> 01:04:13,000 We have to think about the band. 1207 01:04:13,541 --> 01:04:15,500 Okay, but look. Life is long. 1208 01:04:15,875 --> 01:04:18,833 And you and Lars have kind of spent most of it together. 1209 01:04:19,250 --> 01:04:22,750 But if I had someone like that in my life, I don't think I would let a night of... 1210 01:04:22,833 --> 01:04:24,208 nothing come between us. 1211 01:04:25,708 --> 01:04:26,583 Nothing? 1212 01:04:27,750 --> 01:04:31,291 I'm equally surprised because, you know, I'm very sexy. 1213 01:04:31,375 --> 01:04:34,291 I mean, I tried, but he didn't want to. 1214 01:04:35,916 --> 01:04:36,791 Wait. 1215 01:04:37,375 --> 01:04:38,375 What? 1216 01:04:38,458 --> 01:04:39,333 Mm-hmm. 1217 01:04:59,666 --> 01:05:02,833 Welcome to the Eurovision Song Contest 2020. 1218 01:05:02,916 --> 01:05:05,708 We're about to get underway, so let's go over to this year's hosts, 1219 01:05:05,791 --> 01:05:08,625 who are Corin Vladvitch and Sasha More. 1220 01:05:09,333 --> 01:05:11,958 Hello, Eurovision! Can you believe it? 1221 01:05:12,291 --> 01:05:14,875 Welcome to tonight's very magical, big show! 1222 01:05:15,166 --> 01:05:17,250 Yes, we have something, Corin! 1223 01:05:17,708 --> 01:05:22,625 It is the night we have all been waiting for... 1224 01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:26,125 The semifinals are finally here. 1225 01:05:26,458 --> 01:05:27,708 Whoo! 1226 01:05:42,833 --> 01:05:43,916 Listen, Sigrit. 1227 01:05:46,375 --> 01:05:47,541 Yesterday... 1228 01:05:47,625 --> 01:05:48,625 um... 1229 01:05:49,625 --> 01:05:50,750 I was angry. 1230 01:05:50,833 --> 01:05:52,750 Yeah, I was angry, too. And... 1231 01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:55,625 You know what the elves say? 1232 01:05:55,708 --> 01:05:59,250 I don't know what the elves say. I don't believe in elves, but... 1233 01:05:59,416 --> 01:06:00,375 They say, 1234 01:06:00,458 --> 01:06:03,750 -"Anger cannot churn the butter." -Churn the butter. 1235 01:06:03,833 --> 01:06:05,791 -Yes, I know that one. -Yeah. 1236 01:06:06,166 --> 01:06:07,541 And I think it's really true. 1237 01:06:07,625 --> 01:06:08,791 No argument here. 1238 01:06:10,166 --> 01:06:11,083 And the song... 1239 01:06:11,541 --> 01:06:14,833 I had them to go back to the way the song originally was 1240 01:06:15,708 --> 01:06:19,375 before Jae-bong added the "fresh, coz" flow and all the "bish". 1241 01:06:19,958 --> 01:06:20,791 Really? 1242 01:06:20,875 --> 01:06:22,208 Yes, of course. 1243 01:06:22,291 --> 01:06:25,958 -Thank you, Lars. That means a lot to me. -No, it's what's right. 1244 01:06:27,166 --> 01:06:30,041 Hey, looking good, Johnny. Huh? 1245 01:06:33,500 --> 01:06:34,875 Clown makeup... 1246 01:06:36,458 --> 01:06:38,250 --Hmm. 1247 01:06:38,333 --> 01:06:40,333 -Alexander. -Mita. 1248 01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:42,875 Aw... 1249 01:06:43,708 --> 01:06:45,708 -This our clown dance. -Yeah. 1250 01:06:47,083 --> 01:06:49,750 Why don't you leave them be? We'll find you someone else to play with. 1251 01:06:49,833 --> 01:06:52,291 Oh, she is so special, Mita. 1252 01:06:52,375 --> 01:06:54,916 With her by my side, I could be bigger than ever. 1253 01:06:55,333 --> 01:06:56,875 But she will never be happy. 1254 01:06:56,958 --> 01:06:58,958 How you know this? 1255 01:06:59,041 --> 01:07:01,250 I will give her everything he cannot. 1256 01:07:03,166 --> 01:07:04,333 Not everything. 1257 01:07:06,166 --> 01:07:07,083 Meow. 1258 01:07:14,666 --> 01:07:16,708 Hello, hello. 1259 01:07:17,125 --> 01:07:19,000 Lemtov. Huh. 1260 01:07:19,458 --> 01:07:23,958 -Are you performing tonight? -No, but I come to support you. 1261 01:07:24,500 --> 01:07:25,333 Fire Saga. 1262 01:07:26,375 --> 01:07:29,958 It's very kind of you to come support us, singing together, 1263 01:07:30,375 --> 01:07:32,875 as a duo, that will never be separated. 1264 01:07:32,958 --> 01:07:36,833 George Michael said same thing about... other Wham! guy. 1265 01:07:36,916 --> 01:07:38,208 No one even know his name. 1266 01:07:38,291 --> 01:07:39,333 Andrew Ridgeley. 1267 01:07:40,083 --> 01:07:41,583 -Oh, really? - 1268 01:07:41,666 --> 01:07:45,041 So guys, I am feeling quite nervous, actually. 1269 01:07:45,125 --> 01:07:48,208 What? Why? You don't have even single chance of making it. 1270 01:07:48,291 --> 01:07:50,291 Odds-makers say you wont get single vote. 1271 01:07:50,583 --> 01:07:51,666 Don't be nervous. 1272 01:07:51,750 --> 01:07:53,208 You will be great. 1273 01:07:54,250 --> 01:07:58,416 Just... remember what we talk about the other night, okay? 1274 01:07:59,791 --> 01:08:00,708 Mmm... 1275 01:08:01,333 --> 01:08:02,458 Go, Fire Saga. 1276 01:08:07,958 --> 01:08:10,708 What did you talk about with him the other night? 1277 01:08:11,208 --> 01:08:13,333 Not that I care. Just curious. 1278 01:08:13,416 --> 01:08:15,500 --Oh, Lars, it's starting. 1279 01:08:16,416 --> 01:08:17,750 -Okay. -Come here. 1280 01:08:18,458 --> 01:08:20,083 I'm so nervous, Lars. 1281 01:08:20,166 --> 01:08:21,208 Oh... 1282 01:08:21,291 --> 01:08:23,125 -Okay. - 1283 01:08:23,208 --> 01:08:25,083 ♪ I was an outsider ♪ 1284 01:08:25,166 --> 01:08:26,916 ♪ A troubled child ♪ 1285 01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:30,875 ♪ Until I picked up the call of the wild ♪ 1286 01:08:30,958 --> 01:08:33,916 ♪ There in the shadows, I found my pack ♪ 1287 01:08:34,375 --> 01:08:38,166 ♪ Who would accept me Without looking back ♪ 1288 01:08:38,250 --> 01:08:41,333 ♪ Here I am, another love song ♪ 1289 01:08:41,750 --> 01:08:45,416 ♪ Letting my instinct take control ♪ 1290 01:08:45,500 --> 01:08:47,875 ♪ 'Cause you're just like me ♪ 1291 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:51,750 ♪ A spirit that wants to be free ♪ 1292 01:08:51,833 --> 01:08:53,625 ♪ We're running with the wolves ♪ 1293 01:08:53,708 --> 01:08:55,541 ♪ We're running with the wolves ♪ 1294 01:08:55,625 --> 01:08:59,291 ♪ And you can hear us Howling in the night ♪ 1295 01:08:59,375 --> 01:09:03,875 ♪ We're running with the wolves ♪ 1296 01:09:06,666 --> 01:09:08,666 And Belarus came out of the gates kicking. 1297 01:09:08,916 --> 01:09:11,541 A very fast start to this year's competition. 1298 01:09:11,958 --> 01:09:13,666 And next up is Finland. 1299 01:09:13,875 --> 01:09:15,500 And The Wonderfour. 1300 01:09:17,375 --> 01:09:21,833 ♪ I lay the blame on you ♪ 1301 01:09:23,416 --> 01:09:26,166 ♪ You blame it on me, too ♪ 1302 01:09:27,541 --> 01:09:30,083 ♪ We'll blame it on the fool moon ♪ 1303 01:09:33,791 --> 01:09:37,291 Oh, call the police. Our girl is killing it! 1304 01:09:37,500 --> 01:09:38,333 She just... 1305 01:09:38,416 --> 01:09:40,916 ♪ I don't want anybody else ♪ 1306 01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:42,000 ♪ No, no ♪ 1307 01:09:42,083 --> 01:09:45,625 ♪ I don't want anybody Anybody else but you ♪ 1308 01:09:45,958 --> 01:09:47,958 ♪ Anybody else but... ♪ 1309 01:09:48,041 --> 01:09:51,458 ♪ Ooh, I can feel your love ♪ 1310 01:09:51,541 --> 01:09:54,833 ♪ It's growing every day ♪ 1311 01:09:54,916 --> 01:09:59,250 Dalibor Jinsky, from San Marino, crying for no apparent reason. 1312 01:10:10,625 --> 01:10:14,250 ♪ We're stuck in this world of madness ♪ 1313 01:10:14,333 --> 01:10:17,666 ♪ Too much of this fear and sadness ♪ 1314 01:10:17,750 --> 01:10:21,166 ♪ We're running in a treadmill, baby ♪ 1315 01:10:21,500 --> 01:10:24,875 ♪ Get out of it Don't try to fit ♪ 1316 01:10:24,958 --> 01:10:28,250 ♪ Come into our world of freedom ♪ 1317 01:10:28,583 --> 01:10:31,708 ♪ Whatever you wish You're welcome ♪ 1318 01:10:32,166 --> 01:10:35,166 ♪ Beyond every bound and limit ♪ 1319 01:10:35,250 --> 01:10:38,958 ♪ It's all permitted, come ♪ 1320 01:10:39,041 --> 01:10:41,875 ♪ Open up the door You'll see ♪ 1321 01:10:42,333 --> 01:10:45,291 ♪ Tonight we're young and free ♪ 1322 01:10:45,375 --> 01:10:47,791 ♪ Come and play ♪ 1323 01:10:47,875 --> 01:10:51,375 ♪ Let us dream away ♪ 1324 01:10:51,458 --> 01:10:56,625 ♪ Seize the moment Leave your worries far behind ♪ 1325 01:10:56,708 --> 01:10:59,250 ♪ We dance into the night ♪ 1326 01:10:59,333 --> 01:11:02,208 ♪ Come and play ♪ 1327 01:11:02,291 --> 01:11:06,625 ♪ Let us dream away Seize the moment... ♪ 1328 01:11:06,708 --> 01:11:09,500 And now, Sweden's own, Johnny John John. 1329 01:11:10,875 --> 01:11:13,333 ♪ I'm coolin' with da homies ♪ 1330 01:11:16,791 --> 01:11:19,083 ♪ I'm coolin' with da homies ♪ 1331 01:11:19,166 --> 01:11:22,291 ♪ Volcanoes on my chest Just like I'm Kim West ♪ 1332 01:11:22,375 --> 01:11:24,625 ♪ I don't need silicone To show rappers I'm the best ♪ 1333 01:11:24,708 --> 01:11:28,125 ♪ I get some frostbite But won't let it cramp my style ♪ 1334 01:11:28,208 --> 01:11:31,208 ♪ I got these fresh beats Everybody tryin' to copy ♪ 1335 01:11:31,291 --> 01:11:34,416 ♪ They say that I talk too fast I don't really talk too fast ♪ 1336 01:11:34,500 --> 01:11:37,458 ♪ I don't think I talk too fast I don't think I talk too, talk too fast ♪ 1337 01:11:37,541 --> 01:11:39,833 ♪ Everybody blowin' up my phone Everybody wants this cash ♪ 1338 01:11:39,916 --> 01:11:42,500 ♪ Everybody's soundin' like Blah blah blah blah blah ♪ 1339 01:11:43,291 --> 01:11:46,625 ♪ I told my mama That I ain't gonna come home ♪ 1340 01:11:46,708 --> 01:11:48,333 ♪ I'm coolin' with da homies ♪ 1341 01:11:48,708 --> 01:11:52,458 ♪ I told my papa To mow the lawn on his own ♪ 1342 01:11:52,541 --> 01:11:55,333 ♪ I'm coolin' with da homies We roll up ♪ 1343 01:11:55,916 --> 01:11:58,416 -Lars, did you change my costume? -Yes, I did. 1344 01:11:58,500 --> 01:12:01,833 -The scarf is so long. -I know, isn't it great? It's extra long. 1345 01:12:01,916 --> 01:12:02,750 Uh-huh. 1346 01:12:02,833 --> 01:12:05,000 Don't worry. It's for the dimensions of the stage. 1347 01:12:05,083 --> 01:12:06,708 -Good stuff, huh? - 1348 01:12:06,791 --> 01:12:09,708 ♪ C-C-C-Coolin' with da homies, I'm... ♪ 1349 01:12:09,791 --> 01:12:12,500 ♪ C-C-C, I'm coolin' With da homies, I'm... ♪ 1350 01:12:12,583 --> 01:12:16,000 ♪ So tell my mama I'm coolin' with da homies, uh! ♪ 1351 01:12:22,458 --> 01:12:24,416 Come on. These guys are awful. 1352 01:12:24,625 --> 01:12:26,750 Turn on the song contest. I want to watch Iceland. 1353 01:12:26,833 --> 01:12:29,208 --Yes! Come on! 1354 01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:31,625 What's wrong with you people? 1355 01:12:32,541 --> 01:12:35,291 Lars and Sigrit are from our town. 1356 01:12:35,375 --> 01:12:37,041 They've grown up with all of us. 1357 01:12:37,416 --> 01:12:40,250 Lenderman, did you not teach them both as children? 1358 01:12:41,500 --> 01:12:44,333 Steve Gundersson, they played music at your first wedding. 1359 01:12:44,416 --> 01:12:45,625 And my fourth. 1360 01:12:46,875 --> 01:12:49,541 Oh, shut up. No one wants to watch them. 1361 01:12:49,958 --> 01:12:51,208 Oh, the father speaks. 1362 01:12:51,291 --> 01:12:52,500 -Mmm. -Poor Erick. 1363 01:12:52,583 --> 01:12:54,958 Half the children in this town are probably his. 1364 01:12:56,166 --> 01:12:59,416 But the only one who truly loves him, he won't even acknowledge. 1365 01:13:00,041 --> 01:13:02,458 We know they're awful, but they're our awful. 1366 01:13:02,541 --> 01:13:05,958 I say change the channel and let's take our medicine! 1367 01:13:06,041 --> 01:13:07,375 Yeah! 1368 01:13:07,458 --> 01:13:08,708 -Whoo! -Yeah! 1369 01:13:10,166 --> 01:13:13,333 Ah. Now the moment we've all been waiting for. Iceland. 1370 01:13:14,125 --> 01:13:16,708 Every performance is an adventure with this group. 1371 01:13:17,041 --> 01:13:18,916 They're called Fire Saga. 1372 01:13:19,208 --> 01:13:22,166 And why they're here is anyone's guess. 1373 01:13:41,500 --> 01:13:44,958 ♪ I saw you and then ♪ 1374 01:13:45,333 --> 01:13:49,041 ♪ All of my nights turned morning ♪ 1375 01:13:49,166 --> 01:13:51,166 ♪ You turned 'round ♪ 1376 01:13:51,750 --> 01:13:56,125 ♪ And I suddenly found my glory ♪ 1377 01:13:56,208 --> 01:13:58,500 ♪ Sometimes I pinch myself ♪ 1378 01:13:58,583 --> 01:14:00,375 ♪ 'Cause I don’t know ♪ 1379 01:14:01,208 --> 01:14:03,708 ♪ Am I dreaming now? ♪ 1380 01:14:03,833 --> 01:14:08,083 ♪ I wanna stop the clocks And hold you close ♪ 1381 01:14:08,875 --> 01:14:14,041 ♪ But I don’t know how ♪ 1382 01:14:14,583 --> 01:14:17,708 ♪ Hey, baby, when you look at me ♪ 1383 01:14:18,333 --> 01:14:20,583 ♪ I know I’m in double trouble tonight ♪ 1384 01:14:20,833 --> 01:14:23,166 Okay, so not as bad as we expected. 1385 01:14:23,250 --> 01:14:25,583 ♪ ...when you talk to me ♪ 1386 01:14:26,083 --> 01:14:29,708 ♪ I know I’m in double trouble tonight ♪ 1387 01:14:30,500 --> 01:14:32,125 ♪ Show me your love ♪ 1388 01:14:32,625 --> 01:14:34,125 ♪ Give me your love ♪ 1389 01:14:34,666 --> 01:14:37,666 ♪ How can something so wrong Feel so right? ♪ 1390 01:14:38,166 --> 01:14:39,750 This is wonderful. 1391 01:14:40,291 --> 01:14:41,750 ♪ The whitest dove ♪ 1392 01:14:42,416 --> 01:14:47,875 ♪ I’m in double trouble tonight ♪ 1393 01:14:50,541 --> 01:14:53,250 ♪ Double trouble tonight ♪ 1394 01:14:54,416 --> 01:14:56,291 ♪ Never felt this alive ♪ 1395 01:14:56,375 --> 01:14:58,125 ♪ Loving you’s my nine-to-five ♪ 1396 01:14:58,208 --> 01:15:00,708 ♪ Nothing makes me feel like you do ♪ 1397 01:15:02,083 --> 01:15:03,875 ♪ Up is down, down is up ♪ 1398 01:15:03,958 --> 01:15:06,208 ♪ I don’t really give a "What?" ♪ 1399 01:15:06,291 --> 01:15:08,958 --♪ I just wanna break every rule ♪ 1400 01:15:09,041 --> 01:15:11,333 ♪ Sometimes I pinch myself ♪ 1401 01:15:11,416 --> 01:15:13,333 ♪ 'Cause I don’t know ♪ 1402 01:15:14,125 --> 01:15:15,750 ♪ Am I dreaming now? ♪ 1403 01:15:15,833 --> 01:15:17,250 ♪ You're not dreaming ♪ 1404 01:15:17,333 --> 01:15:19,708 ♪ I wanna stop the clocks And hold you close ♪ 1405 01:15:19,791 --> 01:15:20,750 The... the scarf. 1406 01:15:21,208 --> 01:15:23,833 -♪ Hold you close ♪ -♪ But I don't know how ♪ 1407 01:15:23,916 --> 01:15:25,375 --The scarf! 1408 01:15:26,625 --> 01:15:28,083 --Oh, the scarf! 1409 01:15:32,750 --> 01:15:33,583 Sigrit! 1410 01:15:35,916 --> 01:15:36,875 Crap! Hold on! 1411 01:15:38,166 --> 01:15:39,250 I can fix this! 1412 01:15:40,208 --> 01:15:42,000 Ooh and now the hamster wheel is off to the races. 1413 01:15:43,458 --> 01:15:44,458 Keep singing! 1414 01:15:44,833 --> 01:15:46,375 This is not happening! Ah! 1415 01:15:47,750 --> 01:15:49,291 --Look out! 1416 01:15:49,583 --> 01:15:51,708 I'm in complete control! 1417 01:15:54,291 --> 01:15:55,375 Holy shit! 1418 01:16:02,750 --> 01:16:03,916 Oh, God! 1419 01:16:08,000 --> 01:16:09,416 -Sigrit! - 1420 01:16:09,500 --> 01:16:10,666 -Lars! -Yeah! 1421 01:16:10,750 --> 01:16:11,958 Are you okay? 1422 01:16:12,250 --> 01:16:14,291 The elves must hate us. 1423 01:16:14,375 --> 01:16:17,083 We're hearing voices, so they're not dead. 1424 01:16:17,583 --> 01:16:19,208 They're still playing our song. 1425 01:16:19,291 --> 01:16:20,416 -Oh! -Come! 1426 01:16:20,500 --> 01:16:22,416 Someone is coming through the wheel. 1427 01:16:22,500 --> 01:16:23,875 We can do it! 1428 01:16:24,333 --> 01:16:25,666 Your microphone. 1429 01:16:26,125 --> 01:16:27,541 This is amazing. 1430 01:16:28,166 --> 01:16:35,125 ♪ I’m in double trouble tonight ♪ 1431 01:16:36,291 --> 01:16:38,333 ♪ Double trouble tonight ♪ 1432 01:16:38,708 --> 01:16:42,458 ♪ Double trouble Double double trouble tonight ♪ 1433 01:16:42,583 --> 01:16:46,291 ♪ Double trouble I’m in double trouble tonight ♪ 1434 01:16:46,416 --> 01:16:50,083 ♪ Double trouble Double double trouble tonight ♪ 1435 01:16:50,166 --> 01:16:53,833 ♪ Double trouble I’m in double trouble tonight ♪ 1436 01:17:14,166 --> 01:17:16,541 -And goodbye, Iceland. - 1437 01:17:19,208 --> 01:17:20,750 I'm so sorry. 1438 01:18:13,875 --> 01:18:15,416 I am stunned. 1439 01:18:15,500 --> 01:18:19,000 Iceland managed to set a new low bar for Eurovision failure. 1440 01:18:19,083 --> 01:18:21,333 And this audience of hysterical fans 1441 01:18:21,416 --> 01:18:24,333 have responded in a typically irrational way. 1442 01:18:25,333 --> 01:18:27,250 -Wait, where are we going? -Home. 1443 01:18:27,333 --> 01:18:29,208 -We're going home to Húsavík. -What? 1444 01:18:29,291 --> 01:18:30,291 -Let's go. -No. 1445 01:18:30,583 --> 01:18:33,125 -What? -No, no, we have to go back in there. 1446 01:18:33,208 --> 01:18:34,125 Why? 1447 01:18:34,375 --> 01:18:36,708 Because all of Iceland is watching. 1448 01:18:36,791 --> 01:18:40,041 -But... -Our family, our friends, my students. 1449 01:18:40,666 --> 01:18:42,208 We cannot let them down. 1450 01:18:43,166 --> 01:18:45,083 What do you mean? We already did. 1451 01:18:45,791 --> 01:18:46,916 We are a joke. 1452 01:18:47,583 --> 01:18:51,000 I'm not going back in there where everyone is going to keep laughing at me. 1453 01:18:52,208 --> 01:18:54,333 -Well, I am. -Why? 1454 01:18:54,708 --> 01:18:58,958 I am going to go into that artists' area because I am an artist. 1455 01:18:59,666 --> 01:19:03,083 And when I see that no votes come in for us, 1456 01:19:03,166 --> 01:19:05,541 I'm going to sit there and I'm going to take it 1457 01:19:05,958 --> 01:19:08,750 because I know I am more than this contest. 1458 01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:13,750 Lars, I have never asked you for anything, ever. 1459 01:19:14,791 --> 01:19:16,958 But I am asking you to do this for me. 1460 01:19:17,875 --> 01:19:19,833 And I am asking you to go. 1461 01:19:20,166 --> 01:19:21,166 Come on. 1462 01:19:21,375 --> 01:19:23,291 Please, you're being very selfish right now. 1463 01:19:23,583 --> 01:19:24,958 -I'm being selfish? -You are. 1464 01:19:25,041 --> 01:19:28,625 You know that all I've ever wanted is to win. 1465 01:19:29,708 --> 01:19:33,250 Lemtov was right. You just will never be satisfied. 1466 01:19:33,458 --> 01:19:35,833 Lemtov? What... What does Lemtov know? 1467 01:19:36,708 --> 01:19:37,916 He actually knows a lot. 1468 01:19:38,250 --> 01:19:40,500 -Like what? -Like, he knows about elves. 1469 01:19:40,583 --> 01:19:43,208 -And, uh, how to braid hair. -Okay. 1470 01:19:43,583 --> 01:19:46,208 But he doesn't know about us, does he? 1471 01:19:46,541 --> 01:19:48,000 There is no us! 1472 01:19:49,166 --> 01:19:51,250 There is no us, Lars. 1473 01:19:52,291 --> 01:19:54,791 --I can't do this anymore. 1474 01:19:54,875 --> 01:19:58,083 You don't mean that. He's just putting silly ideas into your head, okay? 1475 01:19:58,416 --> 01:19:59,250 No. 1476 01:20:00,250 --> 01:20:01,500 I'm going back in there. 1477 01:20:02,833 --> 01:20:03,791 Are you coming? 1478 01:20:05,666 --> 01:20:07,541 No, I'm not. 1479 01:20:11,958 --> 01:20:13,291 Okay, goodbye. 1480 01:20:15,875 --> 01:20:16,791 Okay, fine. 1481 01:20:17,541 --> 01:20:19,500 Fine, walk away. Go to Lemtov. 1482 01:20:19,958 --> 01:20:22,416 And go sing your love song to him, all right? 1483 01:20:23,958 --> 01:20:24,833 What? 1484 01:20:25,250 --> 01:20:27,291 Yeah, I know all about your song. 1485 01:20:27,583 --> 01:20:29,750 I heard you writing it back at the hotel. 1486 01:20:30,375 --> 01:20:31,291 So go ahead. 1487 01:20:32,708 --> 01:20:34,541 I wrote that song for you. 1488 01:21:22,333 --> 01:21:24,083 Goddamn it! Shit! 1489 01:21:25,791 --> 01:21:26,625 Shit! 1490 01:21:33,125 --> 01:21:35,166 --Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1491 01:21:35,375 --> 01:21:37,125 What the hell, man? 1492 01:21:37,458 --> 01:21:38,916 I'm in here! 1493 01:21:39,291 --> 01:21:40,583 I'm not sorry! 1494 01:21:40,666 --> 01:21:42,666 Hey! Hello? 1495 01:21:43,041 --> 01:21:44,125 Somebody? 1496 01:21:45,625 --> 01:21:48,208 And now, it's time for you to go to your phones 1497 01:21:48,333 --> 01:21:51,458 and text in your votes to the numbers you see on your television screens. 1498 01:21:51,541 --> 01:21:52,750 Where is Lars? 1499 01:21:54,166 --> 01:21:55,250 He left. 1500 01:21:55,333 --> 01:21:57,916 And remember, you cannot vote for your own country. 1501 01:22:01,166 --> 01:22:02,458 Then I will stay. 1502 01:22:02,541 --> 01:22:04,625 Good evening, Eurovision. 1503 01:22:04,708 --> 01:22:07,125 -Thank you. -What a wonderful show we have tonight. 1504 01:22:07,583 --> 01:22:10,333 Portugal grants eight points to... 1505 01:22:11,166 --> 01:22:12,083 Latvia. 1506 01:22:13,416 --> 01:22:15,791 Our ten points go to... 1507 01:22:16,041 --> 01:22:17,208 Sweden. 1508 01:22:17,666 --> 01:22:20,958 And our 12 points go to... 1509 01:22:21,041 --> 01:22:22,833 -Greece. - 1510 01:22:22,916 --> 01:22:27,750 Norway gives eight points to our neighbor Sweden. 1511 01:22:31,083 --> 01:22:33,791 Ten points to Greece. 1512 01:22:34,416 --> 01:22:37,625 And 12 points to Spain. 1513 01:22:39,916 --> 01:22:41,291 Hello, Eurovision. 1514 01:22:41,375 --> 01:22:43,500 Coming to you live from Reykjavik, Iceland. 1515 01:22:44,208 --> 01:22:46,000 I'm so sorry about tonight. 1516 01:22:46,083 --> 01:22:50,125 They were awful. Next year, it will be better. I promise. 1517 01:22:50,750 --> 01:22:53,166 We'll send someone else. Just anyone. 1518 01:22:53,250 --> 01:22:56,000 But here are the votes from the Icelandic jury. 1519 01:22:56,083 --> 01:22:58,125 Eight points go to Greece. 1520 01:22:59,208 --> 01:23:01,333 Ten points go to Sweden. 1521 01:23:01,500 --> 01:23:02,333 Taxi! 1522 01:23:02,416 --> 01:23:06,875 And finally, 12 points go to the Netherlands. 1523 01:23:08,250 --> 01:23:11,333 Thank you. 1524 01:23:13,625 --> 01:23:16,000 ...from Switzerland to Eurovision. 1525 01:23:20,083 --> 01:23:22,458 Our eight points go to... 1526 01:23:23,291 --> 01:23:24,125 Iceland. 1527 01:23:26,833 --> 01:23:27,708 Iceland? 1528 01:23:27,958 --> 01:23:28,791 What? 1529 01:23:30,041 --> 01:23:31,583 Did we just hear "points for Iceland"? 1530 01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:33,875 The TV. 1531 01:23:34,291 --> 01:23:36,500 Yes, eight points for Iceland. 1532 01:23:36,916 --> 01:23:37,750 What? 1533 01:23:38,208 --> 01:23:42,583 Ten points go to Sweden, and 12 points to Greece. 1534 01:23:42,666 --> 01:23:43,500 Eight points. 1535 01:23:43,583 --> 01:23:44,708 -You sure? -Yes, of course. 1536 01:23:44,791 --> 01:23:47,208 Good evening, Europe. Hello, from Czech Republic. 1537 01:23:47,291 --> 01:23:49,875 The moment you're all waiting for. 1538 01:23:50,208 --> 01:23:52,791 Our eight points go to... 1539 01:23:52,875 --> 01:23:53,958 Croatia. 1540 01:23:54,541 --> 01:23:57,416 And our ten points go to... 1541 01:23:57,708 --> 01:23:58,666 Iceland. 1542 01:24:00,833 --> 01:24:02,041 What is happening? 1543 01:24:02,125 --> 01:24:05,291 The Eastern Bloc countries are giving votes to Iceland. 1544 01:24:05,375 --> 01:24:06,333 This makes no sense. 1545 01:24:06,416 --> 01:24:08,666 -Wait, are they saying Iceland? -Iceland. 1546 01:24:08,750 --> 01:24:12,041 Romania gives eight points to Iceland. 1547 01:24:12,125 --> 01:24:13,500 -What? - 1548 01:24:13,583 --> 01:24:16,625 France gives eight points to Iceland! 1549 01:24:17,458 --> 01:24:19,958 Holland gives ten points to... 1550 01:24:20,625 --> 01:24:21,708 Iceland! 1551 01:24:25,208 --> 01:24:27,541 -I don't understand this. -This is crazy. 1552 01:24:27,625 --> 01:24:29,041 This is very crazy. 1553 01:24:29,125 --> 01:24:31,583 This is absolutely ridiculous. 1554 01:24:31,666 --> 01:24:34,041 Iceland is doing quite well. 1555 01:24:34,125 --> 01:24:36,708 It will be up to the popular vote, but they are doing much better 1556 01:24:36,791 --> 01:24:38,041 than the odds-makers predicted. 1557 01:24:38,125 --> 01:24:41,208 Okay, now Sasha, let's see how the popular vote went 1558 01:24:41,291 --> 01:24:43,875 and find out who has made it through to the finale. 1559 01:24:44,125 --> 01:24:48,458 The first country through to the final night is... 1560 01:24:49,416 --> 01:24:51,333 -Greece! -Greece! 1561 01:24:51,833 --> 01:24:54,541 -Yeah! -Well done, Greece! 1562 01:24:55,083 --> 01:24:58,375 The second country that will be going to the final is... 1563 01:24:58,750 --> 01:25:00,125 Croatia! 1564 01:25:00,208 --> 01:25:01,416 Croatia! 1565 01:25:01,500 --> 01:25:03,833 Yes, well done, Croatia! 1566 01:25:03,958 --> 01:25:05,208 They're not my favorite. 1567 01:25:05,291 --> 01:25:10,666 Corin, there are only two more countries that are going to make it into the final. 1568 01:25:10,875 --> 01:25:12,166 Getting hot in here. 1569 01:25:12,250 --> 01:25:14,125 It's okay, you still have chance. 1570 01:25:14,208 --> 01:25:15,041 Well, no. 1571 01:25:15,416 --> 01:25:16,833 But you have a lot of points. 1572 01:25:17,333 --> 01:25:18,666 Israel! 1573 01:25:18,750 --> 01:25:21,125 Yes, Israel! Right on! 1574 01:25:22,791 --> 01:25:24,666 And the last country that will make it 1575 01:25:25,166 --> 01:25:28,166 for the grand finale on Saturday night will be... 1576 01:25:35,833 --> 01:25:36,833 Iceland? 1577 01:25:37,500 --> 01:25:40,291 What? 1578 01:25:44,041 --> 01:25:45,875 -You did it! - 1579 01:25:50,125 --> 01:25:51,208 Oh, my God! 1580 01:25:51,291 --> 01:25:54,041 The numbers are in... Iceland is in? 1581 01:25:54,125 --> 01:25:55,083 Oh, my God! 1582 01:25:55,166 --> 01:25:57,208 -Yes! Yes! -Yes! 1583 01:25:57,583 --> 01:25:58,750 Outstanding! 1584 01:25:59,166 --> 01:26:00,041 I'm so happy. 1585 01:26:00,125 --> 01:26:01,416 -It's so great. -Yes. 1586 01:26:03,166 --> 01:26:05,875 --Whoo! 1587 01:26:05,958 --> 01:26:07,250 Oh, I love it! 1588 01:26:07,333 --> 01:26:08,375 Oh-ho! 1589 01:26:08,458 --> 01:26:09,708 It's great. 1590 01:26:10,000 --> 01:26:12,416 I wish Lars was here. 1591 01:26:29,958 --> 01:26:31,000 Lars. 1592 01:26:36,083 --> 01:26:36,916 No. 1593 01:27:02,416 --> 01:27:03,375 Lars. 1594 01:27:05,083 --> 01:27:06,541 Hey, Stephan. 1595 01:27:07,166 --> 01:27:08,416 What are you doing? 1596 01:27:08,500 --> 01:27:11,958 I'm taking this rope that's loose and I'm rolling it around 1597 01:27:12,041 --> 01:27:13,625 to make it like in a circle. 1598 01:27:14,041 --> 01:27:15,291 I'm going to become a fisherman. 1599 01:27:15,375 --> 01:27:18,166 And drink myself to death like a real Erickssong man. 1600 01:27:18,750 --> 01:27:20,083 This is my new life. 1601 01:27:20,458 --> 01:27:21,958 But what about Sigrit? 1602 01:27:22,291 --> 01:27:26,125 Rich, hairless Russian guy with a huge dingle-dong came between us. 1603 01:27:26,208 --> 01:27:27,500 Shit happens. 1604 01:27:28,625 --> 01:27:29,458 Yeah. 1605 01:27:30,583 --> 01:27:31,583 Goodbye. 1606 01:27:32,416 --> 01:27:35,916 Remember, give up on your dreams now while you're still young. 1607 01:27:55,291 --> 01:27:56,916 Ew, it stinks. 1608 01:27:57,375 --> 01:27:58,333 Blech! Ptooh! 1609 01:27:58,750 --> 01:28:02,083 How can you be a fisherman if you're scared of the fish? 1610 01:28:03,208 --> 01:28:05,375 -What, are you joking at me? -Joking at you? 1611 01:28:05,791 --> 01:28:06,958 Not in the least. 1612 01:28:07,041 --> 01:28:08,625 -No, I'm tired of it. -Tired of what? 1613 01:28:08,708 --> 01:28:11,875 I'm tired of you constantly making fun of everything that I do. 1614 01:28:12,500 --> 01:28:15,083 I've spent my whole life trying to earn your respect. 1615 01:28:15,791 --> 01:28:17,833 And you know what? I don't need it anymore. 1616 01:28:18,083 --> 01:28:19,416 I don't want it anymore. 1617 01:28:19,500 --> 01:28:21,625 And if you're never going to respect me, 1618 01:28:21,708 --> 01:28:24,708 then, so be it. I don't need it, okay? 1619 01:28:24,791 --> 01:28:27,250 -Lars. Lars, come here. -How do you get off this boat? 1620 01:28:27,333 --> 01:28:29,250 -Where is the exit? -There is no exit. 1621 01:28:29,333 --> 01:28:31,291 -It's a boat, Lars. -How do you get off this thing? 1622 01:28:31,375 --> 01:28:32,541 Lars, come here. 1623 01:28:33,083 --> 01:28:34,291 -Hey. -Hey. 1624 01:28:34,833 --> 01:28:35,958 Lars, come here. 1625 01:28:36,041 --> 01:28:37,375 -Come here, Lars. -No. 1626 01:28:37,458 --> 01:28:38,833 -No. -Lars, come here. 1627 01:28:38,916 --> 01:28:40,791 -No. -Stop, stop, stop, stop. Calm down. 1628 01:28:40,875 --> 01:28:42,583 Calm, calm, calm. Calm, Lars. 1629 01:28:42,875 --> 01:28:45,041 Now what do you see over there? Hmm? 1630 01:28:46,375 --> 01:28:48,833 -The land? -That is Iceland. 1631 01:28:49,375 --> 01:28:51,291 -It... It is Iceland, yes. -Yes. 1632 01:28:51,375 --> 01:28:53,958 And you have done something for Iceland. 1633 01:28:54,541 --> 01:28:55,958 Something great. 1634 01:28:56,708 --> 01:28:59,083 Something none of us could ever do. 1635 01:28:59,958 --> 01:29:01,208 Your song singing. 1636 01:29:01,458 --> 01:29:03,583 It has brought us all great pride. 1637 01:29:04,833 --> 01:29:07,500 -No, it was a disaster. -Yes, but you did not quit. 1638 01:29:08,125 --> 01:29:10,833 You have Viking spirit in you. 1639 01:29:11,291 --> 01:29:13,583 First, I didn't understand that, 1640 01:29:14,375 --> 01:29:16,458 until you got back up on that stage 1641 01:29:16,541 --> 01:29:20,125 after that stupid hamster wheel went into the audience. 1642 01:29:20,625 --> 01:29:23,291 You... didn't quit. 1643 01:29:27,791 --> 01:29:30,166 You have always reminded me of your mother. 1644 01:29:32,125 --> 01:29:34,208 She passed too soon for the both of us. 1645 01:29:35,416 --> 01:29:37,541 She would have been proud of you, Lars. 1646 01:29:38,958 --> 01:29:39,791 Oh. 1647 01:29:44,458 --> 01:29:46,333 -Good. Yes. -But... 1648 01:29:47,000 --> 01:29:48,208 But I did quit. 1649 01:29:48,291 --> 01:29:51,708 I left Sigrit all alone. And now, she doesn't want me anymore. 1650 01:29:52,041 --> 01:29:54,875 We've had bad luck with the Ericksdóttir women. 1651 01:29:55,208 --> 01:29:56,125 What do you mean? 1652 01:29:56,458 --> 01:29:58,083 Sigrit's mother, Helka... 1653 01:29:58,458 --> 01:29:59,541 she never liked me. 1654 01:29:59,625 --> 01:30:02,125 Never wanted anything to do with me. 1655 01:30:02,708 --> 01:30:04,625 I've always loved Sigrit. 1656 01:30:05,416 --> 01:30:08,208 -How did I let this happen? -Oh, it doesn't matter what happened. 1657 01:30:08,291 --> 01:30:11,625 What happens now is that you have to fight for her. 1658 01:30:12,250 --> 01:30:13,083 Yes? 1659 01:30:13,500 --> 01:30:17,833 You have to fight for her like you fought for that stupid song contest. 1660 01:30:18,291 --> 01:30:20,708 Fight for your dream of a life with her. 1661 01:30:20,791 --> 01:30:22,958 Fight, like a Viking! 1662 01:30:24,250 --> 01:30:28,166 Sorry to disturb, but you two do know that Iceland made it into the Eurovison finals? 1663 01:30:28,791 --> 01:30:29,916 -What? -What? 1664 01:30:30,416 --> 01:30:32,583 Why the hell didn't you tell me? 1665 01:30:32,666 --> 01:30:34,791 -We... We thought you didn't care. -What? 1666 01:30:34,875 --> 01:30:38,500 -Well, we have to turn the boat around. -No, we can't lose a day of fishing. 1667 01:30:41,416 --> 01:30:42,625 Sigrit! 1668 01:30:42,708 --> 01:30:43,625 Lars! 1669 01:30:47,250 --> 01:30:48,916 -Go get her, Lars! -Go get her! 1670 01:30:57,750 --> 01:30:58,708 Oh... 1671 01:31:03,375 --> 01:31:04,416 Both for me? 1672 01:31:04,875 --> 01:31:05,750 Of course. 1673 01:31:09,166 --> 01:31:10,041 Okay. 1674 01:31:10,416 --> 01:31:13,625 Sigrit, this is not ending. 1675 01:31:14,833 --> 01:31:16,000 This is beginning. 1676 01:31:16,833 --> 01:31:17,708 What? 1677 01:31:18,083 --> 01:31:20,208 Why don't you stay with me after the contest? 1678 01:31:21,833 --> 01:31:22,791 Oh... 1679 01:31:22,875 --> 01:31:25,916 Alexander, we barely know each other. 1680 01:31:26,000 --> 01:31:29,375 Yes, but you are beautiful and kind. 1681 01:31:29,458 --> 01:31:34,000 I handsome and rich. This is typically very winning combination. 1682 01:31:34,666 --> 01:31:39,166 When we sing, I feel connection that is unique for me. 1683 01:31:39,250 --> 01:31:40,333 Hmm. 1684 01:31:40,416 --> 01:31:41,916 And if it helps, I can... 1685 01:31:42,708 --> 01:31:44,916 throw in Fabergé egg... 1686 01:31:46,000 --> 01:31:47,500 personal submersible... 1687 01:31:49,041 --> 01:31:50,458 pet tiger. 1688 01:31:50,666 --> 01:31:52,583 I don't really care about that stuff. 1689 01:31:53,416 --> 01:31:55,125 -I know. -Maybe a tiger. 1690 01:31:55,791 --> 01:31:57,041 It can be arranged. 1691 01:32:10,291 --> 01:32:11,291 Lars. 1692 01:32:11,541 --> 01:32:13,791 Victor. What are you doing here? 1693 01:32:14,125 --> 01:32:15,708 What are you doing here? 1694 01:32:15,791 --> 01:32:18,583 Can you give me a ride to the airport? We're in the finals of Eurovision. 1695 01:32:18,666 --> 01:32:20,458 Yes, I know this. Big news. 1696 01:32:20,541 --> 01:32:22,625 -Yeah. Oh, wow. -Yeah. 1697 01:32:22,708 --> 01:32:24,000 I was swimming in the water. 1698 01:32:24,375 --> 01:32:26,541 -Yeah, I saw that. -Yes. 1699 01:32:26,916 --> 01:32:28,541 -Swimming in the water. -It's freezing. 1700 01:32:29,791 --> 01:32:32,250 -Yes. -Can you take me somewhere first? 1701 01:32:32,333 --> 01:32:34,541 -There's something I need to take care of. -Yeah. 1702 01:32:45,833 --> 01:32:46,916 Hey there, elf. 1703 01:32:47,666 --> 01:32:49,416 It's me, Lars. 1704 01:32:50,541 --> 01:32:51,791 I really messed up. 1705 01:32:52,291 --> 01:32:57,458 And I just wanted to come up here to ask of you guys 1706 01:32:58,333 --> 01:32:59,958 for any help you can give me. 1707 01:33:00,500 --> 01:33:04,250 I don't know how I'm going to fix things with Sigrit, but I have to try. 1708 01:33:04,750 --> 01:33:05,583 Okay. 1709 01:33:06,375 --> 01:33:09,083 Have a good lunch, or whatever you're doing in there. 1710 01:33:11,541 --> 01:33:12,416 Goodbye! 1711 01:33:14,791 --> 01:33:17,666 Never understood why half this country still believes in elves. 1712 01:33:17,791 --> 01:33:19,916 I know, but Sigrit swears by them. 1713 01:33:21,250 --> 01:33:24,958 Iceland continues to have one foot in the Dark Ages, huh? 1714 01:33:25,500 --> 01:33:27,375 Our magic and elves. 1715 01:33:27,458 --> 01:33:29,583 What are we going to do? 1716 01:33:29,666 --> 01:33:32,375 Don't you understand? If you go back to that stupid girl, 1717 01:33:32,458 --> 01:33:35,000 you could win that contest, and we cannot have that! 1718 01:33:35,083 --> 01:33:36,791 Iceland can't afford it! 1719 01:33:37,125 --> 01:33:38,166 We are bankrupt! 1720 01:33:38,458 --> 01:33:41,833 And they will point the finger at me! 1721 01:33:42,250 --> 01:33:44,666 You really think we could win? 1722 01:33:44,958 --> 01:33:47,375 I blew up that boat! I killed all those people! 1723 01:33:47,666 --> 01:33:48,875 You should have been... 1724 01:34:12,541 --> 01:34:13,500 Thank you! 1725 01:34:14,625 --> 01:34:15,708 Enjoy the biscuits! 1726 01:34:18,041 --> 01:34:20,000 I'll just leave the knife here, 1727 01:34:20,666 --> 01:34:24,708 in case you have to do other murders! 1728 01:34:39,833 --> 01:34:43,375 Welcome to tonight's grand finale of the Eurovision Song Contest. 1729 01:34:43,750 --> 01:34:46,458 It is the biggest night of the year. 1730 01:34:46,625 --> 01:34:50,125 And the one we have all been waiting for. 1731 01:34:50,208 --> 01:34:51,291 Where's Victor? 1732 01:34:51,958 --> 01:34:53,708 I... I don't know. Do you? 1733 01:34:53,791 --> 01:34:57,458 I left him a couple of messages, but he never responded. 1734 01:34:57,541 --> 01:34:59,333 He's gonna be so bummed out if he misses this. 1735 01:34:59,416 --> 01:35:01,041 Yes, if he's not here, he's gonna miss it. 1736 01:35:01,500 --> 01:35:05,791 Let the grand finale of the Eurovision Song Contest begin! 1737 01:35:20,958 --> 01:35:24,375 -Where the hell is everyone? -At home, watching Eurovision. 1738 01:35:28,916 --> 01:35:30,041 Oh... 1739 01:35:32,208 --> 01:35:33,041 Hey! 1740 01:35:33,125 --> 01:35:34,166 Hello. Stop! 1741 01:35:34,416 --> 01:35:35,750 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! 1742 01:35:35,833 --> 01:35:36,833 Whoa, hey! 1743 01:35:37,083 --> 01:35:37,958 Americans. 1744 01:35:38,041 --> 01:35:40,541 -That the guy from the fountain? -Oh, my God. What is he wearing? 1745 01:35:40,625 --> 01:35:43,250 Hey! Americans, my best friends. 1746 01:35:43,333 --> 01:35:46,083 New York Jets, right? Take my horse down to Old Town Road? 1747 01:35:46,166 --> 01:35:47,375 Yes, I need a ride, okay? 1748 01:35:47,958 --> 01:35:49,250 We're going to Paris, bro. 1749 01:35:49,333 --> 01:35:51,625 No, Paris is a dump. You don't want to go there. 1750 01:35:51,708 --> 01:35:52,791 Trust me, it's horrible. 1751 01:35:53,083 --> 01:35:55,416 You need to take me to Eurovision Song Contest. 1752 01:35:55,500 --> 01:35:56,875 -Okay? We cool? -What? 1753 01:35:56,958 --> 01:35:58,541 Jamba Juice! Come on, let's go. 1754 01:35:58,625 --> 01:36:01,041 Dude, this is a rental. I gotta take this back. 1755 01:36:01,125 --> 01:36:02,875 -He's getting in the car? -Oh, my God. 1756 01:36:02,958 --> 01:36:05,208 Yeah, that's great. Close the door, close it. 1757 01:36:05,291 --> 01:36:06,625 -What? -We can't. 1758 01:36:06,708 --> 01:36:08,250 Come on, let's go, bro. 1759 01:36:08,333 --> 01:36:09,333 Pedal to the metal. 1760 01:36:09,416 --> 01:36:11,708 I need to get to Sigrit. She goes on in ten minutes. 1761 01:36:11,791 --> 01:36:12,666 This is crazy. 1762 01:36:13,000 --> 01:36:15,833 And now the Russian performer, Alexander Lemtov. 1763 01:36:15,916 --> 01:36:19,500 The favorite still, with his song "Lion of Love." 1764 01:36:24,583 --> 01:36:31,583 ♪ Love... ♪ 1765 01:36:34,000 --> 01:36:35,791 Jeff, bro, man. Come on. 1766 01:36:35,875 --> 01:36:37,791 Put the pedal to the metal. Let's go! 1767 01:36:37,875 --> 01:36:39,166 What about the speed limit? 1768 01:36:39,250 --> 01:36:42,166 There is no speed limit in all of Europe. 1769 01:36:42,250 --> 01:36:44,166 You can go any speed. 1770 01:36:44,250 --> 01:36:45,708 Oh... cool. 1771 01:36:47,166 --> 01:36:48,500 There you go. Okay. 1772 01:36:48,583 --> 01:36:50,166 Jeff got some balls. 1773 01:36:50,250 --> 01:36:51,958 They may be small, but you've got them. 1774 01:36:56,708 --> 01:36:58,833 -Whoa. -I know, I'm so scared. 1775 01:36:59,833 --> 01:37:05,458 ♪ I was happy laying 'round in the shadows Unbothered by flies ♪ 1776 01:37:06,833 --> 01:37:12,375 ♪ Surrounded by so many That just didn’t light my fire ♪ 1777 01:37:13,375 --> 01:37:19,791 ♪ Bu-hu-hut then I turned 'round and I saw a gazelle with a flirtatious smile ♪ 1778 01:37:20,666 --> 01:37:26,500 ♪ Swift as the wind she was gone But you won't get away this time ♪ 1779 01:37:27,166 --> 01:37:28,708 Whoo! 1780 01:37:28,791 --> 01:37:31,625 Can you let me out the car, please? This is scary. Just stop the car. 1781 01:37:31,708 --> 01:37:32,916 Shh! Quiet! 1782 01:37:33,000 --> 01:37:36,458 You need to relax 'cause otherwise you're going to get thrown out on the next turn. 1783 01:37:52,875 --> 01:37:54,916 --Oh, my... 1784 01:37:55,208 --> 01:37:56,916 Jeff, drive! Keep driving! 1785 01:37:57,208 --> 01:37:58,541 You're doing great! 1786 01:37:58,625 --> 01:37:59,791 Super thumbs up! Go! 1787 01:38:04,333 --> 01:38:06,125 ♪ I’ll be the king you wanted ♪ 1788 01:38:06,208 --> 01:38:08,041 ♪ You’ll be the queen I need ♪ 1789 01:38:08,125 --> 01:38:11,958 ♪ And on and on and on and on ♪ 1790 01:38:12,625 --> 01:38:13,458 ♪ Oh! ♪ 1791 01:38:13,541 --> 01:38:15,083 ♪ Let's get together ♪ 1792 01:38:15,166 --> 01:38:16,583 ♪ I’m a lion lover ♪ 1793 01:38:16,666 --> 01:38:19,666 ♪ And I hunt for love ♪ 1794 01:38:20,291 --> 01:38:21,416 Turn, Jeff. Turn! 1795 01:38:24,958 --> 01:38:26,916 So, is Eurovision like The Voice? 1796 01:38:27,041 --> 01:38:29,541 Would you shut up? No! It's not like The Voice. 1797 01:38:29,875 --> 01:38:30,958 Is that it over there? 1798 01:38:31,166 --> 01:38:33,166 Yes! Of course it is, you shithead! 1799 01:38:33,375 --> 01:38:35,666 It says Eurovision right on it. Don't slow down! 1800 01:38:35,750 --> 01:38:37,125 ♪ On the savanna ♪ 1801 01:38:37,458 --> 01:38:38,833 ♪ I will make you rise up ♪ 1802 01:38:38,916 --> 01:38:41,958 ♪ To the sky above ♪ 1803 01:38:42,166 --> 01:38:45,958 ♪ And I when I roar ♪ 1804 01:38:46,083 --> 01:38:48,625 ♪ You’ll know, you'll know I’m done ♪ 1805 01:38:48,916 --> 01:38:50,875 ♪ Somewhere someone tonight ♪ 1806 01:38:50,958 --> 01:38:55,708 ♪ Will meet the lion of love ♪ 1807 01:38:55,791 --> 01:38:57,708 ♪ Somewhere someone tonight ♪ 1808 01:38:57,791 --> 01:39:02,708 ♪ Will meet the lion of love ♪ 1809 01:39:02,791 --> 01:39:04,791 ♪ Somewhere someone tonight ♪ 1810 01:39:04,875 --> 01:39:11,875 ♪ Will meet the lion of love ♪ 1811 01:39:12,916 --> 01:39:14,291 ♪ Lion of love ♪ 1812 01:39:19,458 --> 01:39:21,166 --Ah. Here's my stop. 1813 01:39:21,625 --> 01:39:24,583 -Yes! We made it! Eurovision. -Oh, my God. 1814 01:39:24,916 --> 01:39:28,416 All right. Hey! Thank you, Americans! You're awful people! Ha-ha! 1815 01:39:28,750 --> 01:39:31,000 No, but seriously! Don't come to Iceland! 1816 01:39:31,250 --> 01:39:33,791 We don't want you! You might be killed by elves! 1817 01:39:38,083 --> 01:39:40,291 -That was amazing! -My God. 1818 01:39:40,375 --> 01:39:41,750 I know, I know. 1819 01:39:42,166 --> 01:39:43,250 Thank you, thank you. 1820 01:39:43,666 --> 01:39:44,791 Oh, my God. 1821 01:39:45,250 --> 01:39:48,541 Oh! Tonight we conquer stage, tomorrow the world. 1822 01:39:48,625 --> 01:39:51,708 Um... uh... Lemtov, I need to ask you something. 1823 01:39:51,791 --> 01:39:53,375 -Sure, sure. -Okay. 1824 01:39:53,458 --> 01:39:54,333 Uh... 1825 01:39:55,916 --> 01:39:57,208 Are you gay? 1826 01:39:57,708 --> 01:39:59,166 What? 1827 01:39:59,250 --> 01:40:01,958 No! No, no! Of course not. I am Russian. 1828 01:40:02,500 --> 01:40:04,333 -No? -There no gay people in Russia. 1829 01:40:04,833 --> 01:40:06,958 Statistically speaking, I think that's impossible. 1830 01:40:07,541 --> 01:40:09,958 -I assure you. Hundred percent. -Gender-fluid? 1831 01:40:10,041 --> 01:40:11,958 Fact of truth. No gay Russian. 1832 01:40:12,166 --> 01:40:16,541 -Non-binary? -No, non-binary. I, he, him pronoun. 1833 01:40:17,666 --> 01:40:18,625 He, him. 1834 01:40:20,416 --> 01:40:21,291 -Okay. -Hmm. 1835 01:40:22,083 --> 01:40:23,000 Well, um... 1836 01:40:24,041 --> 01:40:27,250 so a lot has happened since I came here, and... 1837 01:40:27,333 --> 01:40:29,791 Shh. We talk about this later time. 1838 01:40:29,875 --> 01:40:31,125 This your moment. 1839 01:40:31,958 --> 01:40:35,000 You go, sing your heart out. 1840 01:40:36,041 --> 01:40:37,041 Okay? 1841 01:40:37,500 --> 01:40:39,208 -Okay? -Okay. 1842 01:40:39,291 --> 01:40:40,333 Go. 1843 01:40:42,208 --> 01:40:46,375 I am here, Corin, the green room, where only the artists can sit... 1844 01:40:58,000 --> 01:40:59,458 Hello, Helka. 1845 01:40:59,875 --> 01:41:00,708 Come in. 1846 01:41:04,125 --> 01:41:05,458 Oh, shit! 1847 01:41:06,291 --> 01:41:09,125 -Lars... -No, come on. I'm running late. 1848 01:41:09,208 --> 01:41:11,458 Lars, please. You must listen to me. 1849 01:41:11,541 --> 01:41:13,666 Fuck it. What? 1850 01:41:13,750 --> 01:41:15,750 Your life is in danger. 1851 01:41:15,833 --> 01:41:18,500 Victor Karlosson killed me. He blew me up on the boat 1852 01:41:18,583 --> 01:41:20,208 and now he's going to try to kill you. 1853 01:41:20,291 --> 01:41:21,875 Where have you been? Seriously. 1854 01:41:21,958 --> 01:41:25,875 Have you not been using your ghost powers to watch anything that's happening? 1855 01:41:25,958 --> 01:41:27,583 He already tried. He's dead. 1856 01:41:27,666 --> 01:41:29,458 -What? -Yes, he already tried. 1857 01:41:29,541 --> 01:41:33,750 Yeah. So, like, come on. Seriously. Thank you so much. Is that it? 1858 01:41:33,833 --> 01:41:35,041 Goodbye, Lars. 1859 01:41:36,083 --> 01:41:37,916 She's not a very helpful ghost. 1860 01:41:38,583 --> 01:41:40,416 Iceland is next. 1861 01:41:40,500 --> 01:41:41,916 The audience have been warned. 1862 01:41:42,000 --> 01:41:44,000 Fire marshals are standing by. 1863 01:42:02,458 --> 01:42:03,291 Go, Iceland! 1864 01:42:03,375 --> 01:42:08,083 It appears only one half of Fire Saga will be performing tonight. 1865 01:42:17,041 --> 01:42:19,833 Why are you laughing? I'm trying to have a fist fight with you! 1866 01:42:20,250 --> 01:42:22,083 You hit me but it's very light. 1867 01:42:22,375 --> 01:42:23,708 It's almost relaxing. 1868 01:42:26,208 --> 01:42:27,750 You stay away from her. 1869 01:42:27,833 --> 01:42:29,375 Lars, it's too late. 1870 01:42:29,458 --> 01:42:31,833 You are the one who should stay away. 1871 01:42:32,083 --> 01:42:33,708 You can give her nothing. 1872 01:42:34,125 --> 01:42:35,416 I give her everything. 1873 01:42:35,500 --> 01:42:41,375 Comfort, security, mansion, palace, Wi-Fi every room. 1874 01:42:41,500 --> 01:42:42,583 What you give her? 1875 01:42:42,833 --> 01:42:43,708 Nothing. 1876 01:42:43,833 --> 01:42:46,291 -It's quite an impressive list. -Thank you. 1877 01:42:53,708 --> 01:42:57,333 ♪ I saw you and then ♪ 1878 01:42:57,500 --> 01:43:01,083 ♪ All of my nights turned morning ♪ 1879 01:43:01,375 --> 01:43:03,791 ♪ You turned 'round ♪ 1880 01:43:03,875 --> 01:43:07,583 ♪ And I suddenly found my glory ♪ 1881 01:43:07,666 --> 01:43:10,458 Stop. Stop, stop the music, please! Stop. Stop. 1882 01:43:12,208 --> 01:43:13,041 Lars! 1883 01:43:16,166 --> 01:43:19,166 Here we go. Another adventure with the Icelanders. 1884 01:43:19,791 --> 01:43:22,958 My name is Lars Erickssong from Iceland. 1885 01:43:23,875 --> 01:43:26,208 And I’m sorry to be messing up the show. 1886 01:43:27,000 --> 01:43:29,541 I shouldn’t. I... I love this show. 1887 01:43:30,708 --> 01:43:35,333 The Eurovision Song Contest means everything to me. 1888 01:43:36,250 --> 01:43:37,291 It is my life. 1889 01:43:39,750 --> 01:43:41,833 Ever since I was a small child, 1890 01:43:42,125 --> 01:43:44,125 I always dreamed of winning the contest. 1891 01:43:46,041 --> 01:43:46,875 But... 1892 01:43:47,333 --> 01:43:51,500 as most of you know, Eurovision is much more than a competition. 1893 01:43:54,208 --> 01:43:56,916 The music is not a contest. 1894 01:43:57,875 --> 01:44:00,375 And the perfect song isn't the winning song, 1895 01:44:01,916 --> 01:44:03,958 but a song that comes from the heart. 1896 01:44:24,458 --> 01:44:26,333 We'll be disqualified. 1897 01:44:26,875 --> 01:44:27,833 Just sing. 1898 01:44:44,291 --> 01:44:49,291 ♪ All by myself ♪ 1899 01:44:51,125 --> 01:44:54,250 ♪ With this great big world before me ♪ 1900 01:44:54,791 --> 01:44:57,958 ♪ But it's all for someone else ♪ 1901 01:44:58,583 --> 01:45:03,791 ♪ I’ve tried and tried again ♪ 1902 01:45:05,375 --> 01:45:08,708 ♪ To let you know just where my heart is ♪ 1903 01:45:09,000 --> 01:45:12,291 ♪ To tell the truth and not pretend ♪ 1904 01:45:12,791 --> 01:45:15,083 ♪ All I needed ♪ 1905 01:45:16,375 --> 01:45:19,666 ♪ Was to get away ♪ 1906 01:45:20,000 --> 01:45:26,583 ♪ Just to realize That I was meant to stay ♪ 1907 01:45:27,083 --> 01:45:30,833 ♪ Where the mountains sing Through the screams of seagulls ♪ 1908 01:45:30,916 --> 01:45:34,500 ♪ Where the whales can live 'Cause they’re gentle people ♪ 1909 01:45:34,583 --> 01:45:37,958 ♪ In my hometown ♪ 1910 01:45:38,041 --> 01:45:41,583 ♪ My hometown ♪ 1911 01:45:41,666 --> 01:45:45,458 ♪ Thought I made it clear Do I have to say it? ♪ 1912 01:45:45,541 --> 01:45:49,083 ♪ It was always there We just didn’t see it ♪ 1913 01:45:49,375 --> 01:45:54,375 ♪ All I need is you and me And my home... ♪ 1914 01:46:01,666 --> 01:46:03,041 She's singing in Icelandic. 1915 01:46:03,750 --> 01:46:05,541 ♪ Húsavík... ♪ 1916 01:46:12,166 --> 01:46:13,458 Gorgeous! 1917 01:46:14,666 --> 01:46:19,166 ♪ You want the world ♪ 1918 01:46:19,250 --> 01:46:21,375 ♪ Want the world ♪ 1919 01:46:21,500 --> 01:46:24,875 ♪ All the neon lights and billboards ♪ 1920 01:46:24,958 --> 01:46:27,791 ♪ To be seen and to be heard ♪ 1921 01:46:29,000 --> 01:46:34,125 ♪ And I followed you ♪ 1922 01:46:35,916 --> 01:46:38,875 ♪ But now I know what makes me happy ♪ 1923 01:46:39,416 --> 01:46:42,791 ♪ And I can tell you feel it too ♪ 1924 01:46:42,875 --> 01:46:46,875 ♪ Where the mountains sing Through the screams of seagulls ♪ 1925 01:46:46,958 --> 01:46:50,041 ♪ Where the whales can live 'Cause they’re gentle people ♪ 1926 01:46:50,125 --> 01:46:53,458 ♪ In my hometown ♪ 1927 01:46:53,541 --> 01:46:57,166 ♪ My hometown ♪ 1928 01:46:57,250 --> 01:47:01,333 ♪ Where the northern lights Burst out their colors ♪ 1929 01:47:01,416 --> 01:47:05,083 ♪ And the magic nights Surpass all others and... ♪ 1930 01:47:19,541 --> 01:47:20,916 ♪ Húsavík... ♪ 1931 01:47:22,666 --> 01:47:25,166 ♪ My home ♪ 1932 01:47:25,250 --> 01:47:31,625 ♪ My hometown ♪ 1933 01:47:50,708 --> 01:47:51,916 Speorg note. 1934 01:47:56,875 --> 01:47:58,000 That was beautiful! 1935 01:48:07,000 --> 01:48:09,166 Quite beautiful, really. 1936 01:48:09,250 --> 01:48:11,666 They will, of course, be disqualified for changing their song, 1937 01:48:11,750 --> 01:48:13,583 but quite beautiful. 1938 01:48:19,666 --> 01:48:21,000 I see you. 1939 01:48:22,333 --> 01:48:23,666 There you are. 1940 01:48:24,791 --> 01:48:25,875 Here I am. 1941 01:48:26,625 --> 01:48:28,166 I’m checking you out. 1942 01:48:29,125 --> 01:48:30,458 I’m checking you out. 1943 01:48:50,291 --> 01:48:52,333 Fire Saga! 1944 01:48:52,583 --> 01:48:54,583 -Fire Saga! -Fire Saga! 1945 01:48:54,708 --> 01:48:56,208 Fire Saga! 1946 01:48:56,791 --> 01:48:57,833 Fire Saga! 1947 01:48:59,000 --> 01:49:01,041 Sigrit Ericksdóttir! 1948 01:49:12,666 --> 01:49:14,666 -Oh... -Good for you, Alexander. 1949 01:49:16,125 --> 01:49:18,416 I still win, of course, but... 1950 01:49:19,875 --> 01:49:21,333 I am happy for them. 1951 01:49:22,750 --> 01:49:24,333 How could I not be? Hmm? 1952 01:49:25,791 --> 01:49:27,375 You deserve to be happy, too. 1953 01:49:28,083 --> 01:49:29,958 Mother Russia does not agree. 1954 01:49:30,250 --> 01:49:31,375 Aww... 1955 01:49:31,750 --> 01:49:33,583 -Come to Greece with me. -Hmm. 1956 01:49:34,583 --> 01:49:36,208 I do like the statues. 1957 01:49:37,208 --> 01:49:39,958 Maybe we get a yacht. I look fantastic with tan. 1958 01:49:41,041 --> 01:49:43,166 Wouldn't know, I haven't seen you with a real one. 1959 01:49:43,250 --> 01:49:44,958 --Oh... 1960 01:49:46,041 --> 01:49:47,000 Hug me. 1961 01:50:28,791 --> 01:50:30,000 Oh-ho! 1962 01:50:30,708 --> 01:50:32,000 Hey! 1963 01:50:32,375 --> 01:50:33,541 Wow! 1964 01:50:34,083 --> 01:50:36,458 -Whoa! Thank you! -Hi! 1965 01:50:36,541 --> 01:50:37,625 Thank you! 1966 01:50:37,708 --> 01:50:38,541 Okay! 1967 01:50:47,541 --> 01:50:48,416 Papa... 1968 01:51:06,000 --> 01:51:08,666 -♪ Happy, happy, happy ♪ -♪ Bring me down ♪ 1969 01:51:08,750 --> 01:51:11,958 -♪ Happy, happy, happy ♪ -♪ Your love's too high to bring me down ♪ 1970 01:51:12,041 --> 01:51:14,333 -♪ Can't nothin'... ♪ -♪ Happy, happy, happy ♪ 1971 01:51:14,416 --> 01:51:15,250 Yes! 1972 01:51:15,333 --> 01:51:16,750 -♪ Because I'm... ♪ -♪ Happy ♪ 1973 01:51:16,833 --> 01:51:21,416 ♪ Clap along if you feel Like a room without a roof ♪ 1974 01:51:21,708 --> 01:51:23,166 -♪ Because I'm... ♪ -♪ Happy ♪ 1975 01:51:23,250 --> 01:51:27,916 ♪ Clap along if you feel Like happiness is the truth ♪ 1976 01:51:28,000 --> 01:51:30,333 -♪ Because I'm... ♪ -♪ Happy ♪ 1977 01:51:30,416 --> 01:51:32,416 -Whoo! - 1978 01:51:32,875 --> 01:51:34,541 Thank you! Thank you! 1979 01:51:35,083 --> 01:51:37,166 We have a wonderful celebration tonight. 1980 01:51:37,250 --> 01:51:40,333 Big congratulations to Erick and Helka! 1981 01:51:40,416 --> 01:51:41,875 -Yes! - 1982 01:51:43,750 --> 01:51:44,833 Aww... 1983 01:51:47,000 --> 01:51:49,500 -That's never not going to be weird. -No. Super not. 1984 01:51:49,916 --> 01:51:51,208 Do the tongue too. 1985 01:51:51,291 --> 01:51:53,083 -Ugh... -And a thumbs up. 1986 01:51:53,166 --> 01:51:55,041 Okay. You don't have to do the thumbs up, Dad. 1987 01:51:56,791 --> 01:51:58,250 Iceland rules! 1988 01:51:58,500 --> 01:52:00,500 -Whoo! -Yeah! 1989 01:52:00,583 --> 01:52:03,458 Hey, Americans! Are you having a good time in Iceland? 1990 01:52:03,541 --> 01:52:04,375 -Yeah! -Yeah! 1991 01:52:04,458 --> 01:52:06,791 -Well, we hate that you're here. -Yeah! 1992 01:52:09,083 --> 01:52:11,375 Yeah! So why don't you go back home, all right? 1993 01:52:11,458 --> 01:52:13,208 Don't you have some traffic to sit in 1994 01:52:13,291 --> 01:52:15,583 with your monster trucks and your chili corn dogs? 1995 01:52:18,208 --> 01:52:19,541 -Yeah. -Okay, Lars. 1996 01:52:19,666 --> 01:52:21,750 Why, I have some opiates for you, you can take, 1997 01:52:21,833 --> 01:52:23,916 while you over leverage your credit cards 1998 01:52:24,000 --> 01:52:26,000 -and you buy too many houses. -Okay. Wow. 1999 01:52:26,083 --> 01:52:27,583 -Yes! How does that feel? -Hey! Hey! 2000 01:52:27,666 --> 01:52:30,291 No, I'm not done! I hate you! I hate your guts! 2001 01:52:33,625 --> 01:52:35,875 Who wants to hear a Eurovision song? 2002 01:52:35,958 --> 01:52:36,791 No! 2003 01:52:36,875 --> 01:52:38,416 Play "Ja Ja Ding Dong"! 2004 01:52:38,500 --> 01:52:39,625 "Ja Ja Ding Dong"! 2005 01:52:39,958 --> 01:52:40,958 Play it! 2006 01:52:41,041 --> 01:52:42,458 "Ja Ja Ding Dong"! 2007 01:52:42,541 --> 01:52:44,125 -Here we go! - 2008 01:52:44,333 --> 01:52:47,458 One, two, a one, two, three, four. 2009 01:52:50,958 --> 01:52:53,583 ♪ When I feel your gentle touch ♪ 2010 01:52:54,041 --> 01:52:56,875 ♪ And things are going our way ♪ 2011 01:52:57,416 --> 01:53:00,458 ♪ I wanna spill my love on you ♪ 2012 01:53:00,541 --> 01:53:04,208 ♪ All day, all day ♪ 2013 01:53:05,958 --> 01:53:08,875 -♪ Ja ja ding dong ♪ -♪ Ding dong! ♪ 2014 01:53:08,958 --> 01:53:12,208 ♪ My love for you Is growing wide and long ♪ 2015 01:53:12,500 --> 01:53:15,541 -♪ Ja ja ding dong ♪ -♪ Ding dong! ♪ 2016 01:53:15,666 --> 01:53:20,125 ♪ I swell and burst When I see what we've become ♪ 2017 01:53:21,208 --> 01:53:24,166 -♪ Ja ja ding dong ♪ -♪ Ding dong! ♪ 2018 01:53:24,250 --> 01:53:27,583 ♪ Come, come, my baby We can get love on ♪ 2019 01:53:27,666 --> 01:53:30,750 -♪ Ja ja ding dong ♪ -♪ Ding dong! ♪ 2020 01:53:31,083 --> 01:53:35,750 ♪ When I see you I feel a ding ding dong ♪ 2021 01:53:36,041 --> 01:53:38,833 ♪ Love expands when I'm with you ♪ 2022 01:53:39,333 --> 01:53:42,041 ♪ All over the milky way ♪ 2023 01:53:42,708 --> 01:53:45,666 ♪ I wanna open up to you ♪ 2024 01:53:45,791 --> 01:53:48,291 ♪ All day, all day ♪ 2025 01:53:48,416 --> 01:53:51,125 All right, everyone, move your body. Whoo! 2026 01:53:51,250 --> 01:53:54,166 -♪ Ja ja ding dong ♪ -♪ Ding dong! ♪ 2027 01:53:54,250 --> 01:53:57,458 ♪ My love for you Is growing wide and long ♪ 2028 01:53:57,791 --> 01:54:00,916 -♪ Ja ja ding dong ♪ -♪ Ding dong! ♪ 2029 01:54:01,041 --> 01:54:05,291 ♪ I swell and burst when I see What we've become ♪ 2030 01:54:05,500 --> 01:54:06,708 Come on, everyone! 2031 01:54:06,791 --> 01:54:09,375 -♪ Ja ja ding dong ♪ -♪ Ding dong! ♪ 2032 01:54:09,625 --> 01:54:12,833 ♪ Come, come, my baby We can get love on ♪ 2033 01:54:13,125 --> 01:54:16,291 -♪ Ja ja ding dong ♪ -♪ Ding dong! ♪ 2034 01:54:16,666 --> 01:54:22,083 ♪ When I see you I feel a ding ding dong ♪ 2035 01:54:25,125 --> 01:54:26,291 Yeah! 2036 01:54:26,500 --> 01:54:28,666 Okay, how about the Eurovision song now? 2037 01:54:28,750 --> 01:54:29,791 No! 2038 01:54:29,958 --> 01:54:31,416 All right. Fair enough! 149096

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