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- When it comes to Vinny...

I'm open to talking and saying, like--

- Oh, cool. I knew I could count on you.

- Oh. [laughs]

- So I was thinking maybe

you should, like, have a conversation with Pauly.

- No.

- Brandon's telling me that he's into me.

I'm trying not to fall for it, but I cave in.

And...yeah.

♪ ♪

- My name is Dustin Drai.

You guys are gonna be working for me.

- Oh. - Yay!

- So excited.

- This place looks [bleep] dope.

This opportunity is huge.

- Don't let us down. - Don't doubt us.

[dramatic musical sting]

[electronic music]

[electronic music]

- Yeah, buddy!

♪ ♪

- ♪ Give me that money ♪

♪ G-g-give me that money ♪

♪ Give me that money ♪

♪ Give me that--that money ♪

- Yeah, you know what's funny?

In this whole time, I'm wondering, like,

if having them all come here would backfire.

I'm feeling like Dustin thinks that maybe...

- It already backfired. - It's gonna backfire on him.

Here you go, Dustin. They're yours now.

- They're all yours, buddy. Good luck.

- So the way that this summer is gonna work out,

you guys are gonna start at the beach club

under Suzanne and myself.

If you guys do a good enough job at the beach club,

we'll move you guys on to the nightclub.

Higher-end clientele.

That's where you're gonna be working

with Missy and myself.

So again, you're gonna start at the beach club,

work your way up into the nightclub.

At the end of the Drainee program,

if you guys do a good job and I'm happy with your work,

I will bring you on next season at Drai's Beach Club

as a full-time job here at Drai's.

- Wow. That's cool.

- So that's kind of what you're working towards.

- I'm excited.

Calling to check in and stuff like that.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, and I want you to send me

daily and nightly pics of my megaphone

so I know that it slept just fine.

- And if I can't find the megaphone,

just fake it and use B-Lashes' boots.

- Fact.

I gotta go. I gotta hit the road.

I have a DJ tour to take on for a couple days.

So what I'm gonna do while I'm away

is, I'm gonna keep checking in.

I'm gonna keep checking in with Vinny.

I'm gonna FaceTime.

Let me know everything that's going on.

I wanna know everything.

- You know I always text you, babe.

- I definitely want you checking in on Drai.

I don't want them to mess this up for me and my work.

- Mm-hmm.

- All right, guys. Well, it's been a pleasure.

We are actually open tonight if you guys wanna come by

and check out where you're gonna be working.

Tomorrow's gonna be day one.

Don't be late. Sound good?

- Yes. - Okay.

Let's go. - Let's go.

- I can't believe that I'm working here at Drai's.

Like, this is work.

I'm gonna get a paycheck for, like, being

at the coolest place in Vegas.

That place is [bleep] insane.

- This is sick. For real.

- We came out here to make connections and work.

And I'm, like, super-duper excited

to be a part of the Drai's team.

- You should handle your business too, though.

Maybe talk to Maria, like--

I set you up for success when I talked to Maria.

- Nikki and Maria still haven't spoken

to me and Pauly.

- Ready to go? - Yeah, let's go.

♪ ♪

- Nikki, it's good to see you.

[dramatic music]

- Maybe I can talk to Nikki a little bit more

'cause, like, I didn't really go anywhere with her

when I tried to talk to her.

- I still have no idea exactly

when I'm going to approach Nikki.

I'm single. I'm not good with women.

I still have a lot of work to do with her.

It's not gonna be an easy road.

But when I get back, I'm gonna do it

in a way where I can ease my way into it.

I'm gonna do it slowly.

- I'm gonna miss you! - Ahh!

I don't wanna leave!

Maybe I could fit you in my suitcase.

- Take me with you!

- Oh. Can't fit.

Bro, I hate leaving you. - Don't talk to me.

- I hate leaving you. - Don't talk to me.

- I hate leaving you.

I'm gonna have to carry you on.

[chuckles]

Are you going to miss me? - Don't even look at me.

Are you going to miss me? - Don't look at me.

- He does this to me every single time I leave.

- Just go. - Life on the road, man.

I got four gigs this weekend.

Somebody has to pay the bills around here,

'cause it ain't you. - Just go.

- ♪ This will be the hardest thing ♪

- All right, love you.

- ♪ I've ever had to do ♪

[soft music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Oh, here with the squad, now we running thirds ♪

- We're home!

- We're back. Who missed us?

- Hey, guys. Just cleaning up.

- Oh, my gosh. - What up?

- What's going on?

Pauly left to go DJ. - Oh, right, yeah.

- I've just been vacuuming.

[laughter]

- I still haven't spoken to Pauly

since I've been back in the house.

I mean, it's weird, but at this point,

I'm like, "Okay, bye."

- How was orientation? - Oh, my God.

- Great. We got fired.

- You got fired? - B-Lashes got fired already.

- No, I didn't. They said they love me.

The more glitter there, the better.

- Really? both: No.

- [laughing]

- I don't know about any of these people.

I feel like some of them never had a job in their life.

Tomorrow's gonna be a rough first day of work.

- You know what we should do?

Let's play, like, scenarios

of what could possibly happen at work

but, like, the worst scenarios.

- We could do that. - Yeah.

Can act like a dickhead celebrity

ordering bottles.

- ♪ You ain't ever seen a party like this ♪

- All right, I need two bottle girls.

- Do you have any sparklers? - Yeah!

- [imitating bottles spraying]

- Bro, how long is the wait in this club?

- Whoo!

- First off, we're super-duper packed tonight.

- Hold on. Yo, hold on. He's good.

- Yo, he said I'm good. - You got a credit card?

You gotta put a credit card on file.

- Chill, bro. He said I'm good.

Yo, I need security to walk with me.

- Who's walking him in?

- Table's over here. Let's go.

- I'm dying. - Manager.

Yo, send the waitress, bro.

- [sputtering]

- We got a complimentary meal for you.

- Just leave it on the side. I'll pick at it.

- Yeah. That's gonna be on us.

- That's, like, frozen [bleep].

It's the worst club I've ever been to.

What the [bleep] kind of music is this?

- Ooh, I love this song. This is my song.

♪ ♪

- Yo, where are the bottles at?

It's taking forever. - Yeah, this is taking so long.

- Yo, manager, manager, come here.

- Sir, sir, sir, your card was declined.

- Declined? It's a [bleep] Platinum.

What are you talking about?

Run it again. Run it again.

- Try it one more time. - No.

- Oh, my God. They're so rude.

- This is a hard industry, man.

- Well, you guys failed. - [chuckles]

- We sucked at that. - Yeah, that was--

- Yeah. - Not good.

- Drai's is gonna close down.

- I think we're [bleep].

- I'm a little nervous about my new roommates

starting these jobs at Drai's tomorrow.

I think that all these chooches still have a lot to learn.

Yo, I'm out. - You bouncing?

- Yeah. - Bye.

- Yeah. Chippendales.

- Enjoy, brother. - Bye, Marissa.

I'm leaving. I'll see you later.

- Bye, Vin. - Have fun.

♪ ♪

- This is a dude hat. Like--

- Yeah, no girl's gonna be like, "Oh, I want that."

No. [chuckles]

- Let's go try on our uniforms.

[electronic music]

Did you try your shorts? - No.

Ew, mine are definitely gonna look like

[bleep] safari fat-ass pants.

My God.

Those khaki shorts are gonna make me look like

I have the mom ass of, like, a 54-year-old woman.

No, literally, Steve Irwin just called.

He wants his pants back.

- [laughing]

- Come get your bottles.

If I'm working at Drai's at a pool party,

I don't wanna be walking around in freaking

babyGap khaki shorts.

- Oh, my God! - [laughing]

- You can't go to work like that.

He's worried about makeup?

- Everyone has camel toes.

- [laughs] - I know.

- I can see your everything.

- It's gonna be a...

all: It's ho season.

[laughter]

- ♪ Agh ♪

[hip-hop music]

- You gonna call your mom and tell her

that you found a new husband?

- Yep.

- You gonna tell her that we practiced

making babies?

- Yeah, I'll tell her I lost my virginity.

My mom's, like, my best friend,

and I tell her everything.

I've been so nervous about talking to her.

- God, this is scary.

- Should I talk to her? - No.

- Should I talk to my mother-in-law?

- No, you should not.

My mom is, like, very conservative.

And, like, she also views me as her little girl still.

And it's like, I'm growing up, and I'm maturing,

and I'm--I'm a woman now.

And there's gonna be things

that you don't like that I do.

And, like, it's my life, and those are my decisions.

- Are you gonna tell them that we had sex?

- Shut up.

But at the same time, like, obviously that's my mom.

I don't wanna disappoint her.

So I'm a little afraid right now.

[line rings]

No. What am I doing?

♪ ♪

I literally can't. - Wow.

[hip-hop music]

- ♪ I don't mean no harm ♪

♪ If this come off too strong ♪

♪ Hey, I wrote you a song ♪

♪ And I hope you don't take this wrong but ♪

- That's it.

- Oh, [bleep].

♪ ♪

- So orientation went perfectly fine.

Now I just wanna party at Drai's

and let loose before I start hating that place.

Get away from all the guys.

You know what I'm saying?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah.

- Yo, how long are these girls

gonna take to get ready?

- They're taking forever.

- [giggling] - You should keep this.

It's a shocker, and you're probably gonna shock the world

with all your dirty deeds.

Are you wearing a napkin?

[laughter]

Just when I thought I'd seen almost every

crazy outfit of B-Lashes',

like the curtain,

the ripped-up garbage bag,

and the human glow stick...

Are you actually wearing that?

Tonight, she comes out with a tissue on.

- Is that fashion by Bounty?

- These guys have no fashion sense.

Putting on a basic T-shirt does not make you fashionable.

It makes you basic.

- For real though, like...

- No. [bleep] no.

- Don't say it like that.

- No, not--no, not--

not even like that at all.

I'm just saying...no.

- You know what it is?

It's just I'm here in Vegas.

I'm not gonna get wifed up. - Exactly.

- All right. Are we ready?

- Are we ready? - Can we go?

- Let's jam out with our clam out.

[Ceezlin's "I'm a Boss"]

- ♪ This one's for the haters ♪

♪ Look at my team with the heartbreakers ♪

♪ See us on the TV, in the papers ♪

♪ Don't leave me with your girl, I'll take her ♪

- [yells indistinctly]

- ♪ I'm a boss and you can't stand it ♪

♪ I'm a boss and you can't stand it ♪

♪ I'm a boss and you can't stand it ♪

♪ I'm a boss and you can't stand it ♪

- Drai's is sick.

Girls everywhere poppin' bottles.

- It's the dopest nightclub in Las Vegas, and we work here.

I can't believe this right now.

[electronic dance music]

- [squeals]

Some people might think that if we're going to party

the night before we work at Drai's,

we are some dumb [bleep].

- Oh!

- But what I'm doing is a little bit of research.

I wanna do the best I can.

So I have to party and get drunk there

to understand who I'm serving.

And I need to know exactly what element I am working in.

[chuckles]

[all exclaim]

- My brain is just, like, trying to calculate

how many hot girls are in here right now.

They're everywhere. I'm going to love this job.

I'm like a kid in a candy store.

♪ ♪

- Wow. Suzi's hot as hell.

I [bleep] with her hard.

Nicky, he's a vibe, you know?

This boy has rhythm. I like it.

And we're in Vegas, baby.

I'm just here for a good time.

[chuckles]

♪ ♪

- I don't know if there's any feelings

behind what happened last night.

I mean, I'm still trying

to, like, process the whole thing,

and it's definitely confusing.

But it is, like, a little annoying

that he isn't giving me attention.

- Like, I am the jealous type.

I'm very overprotective and possessive.

- You literally just slept with me.

And now, like, you're in front of my face,

dancing on other girls.

Like...really, dude?

Really?

♪ ♪

I thought we had an agreement.

I'm single, so, like, you know,

there's really actually no reason for you to be upset.

- Honestly, it was just casual.

For her to be giving any type of jealousy vibes

is, like, weird to me.

- The deal was to have sex and just be friends,

and that was really it.

But unfortunately, it's a little more complicated.

And the way he's kind of just brushing it off

is really irritating me right now.

[dramatic music]

- This is, like, crazy.

- I wish and I regret

that I never slept with you.

♪ ♪

- Yo, what up, my guy?

- Do you think we're fired?

♪ ♪

[electronic dance music]

- Hands up one more time for Pauly D!

[cheers and applause]

[cheers and applause]

[Photronique's "Poppin Non-Stop"]

- ♪ I'll be the king of the nightlife baby ♪

♪ Watch me light it up, I got the keys to the city ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm known to get it crazy ♪

- [squeals]

- ♪ Got the whole club in a dance floor frenzy ♪

- Oh, my God.

- Did Missy just come in here

and, like, completely destroy the vibe

by dropping a work schedule while we're partying?

Like, what the heck?

[all yell]

- No!

Oh, my God. This is a nightmare.

- Let's go.

- We're gonna be at work in, like, five hours.

I should just stay here. [laughs]

- That [bleep] was lit!

- I can't wait for work tomorrow.

[electronic dance music]

I'm going to sleep. I got work tomorrow early.

- Everybody go to bed now.

- Ugh! [grunts]

I don't wanna work.

- [hiccups] Ow.

- Are you okay? - I don't even know anymore.

- I don't know what time it is.

I feel like it's, like, 5:00 in the morning.

- I probably have to be up in, like, two or three hours

for [bleep] work.

- I literally want to die.

I'm probably gonna get fired

'cause I'm not gonna be able to wake up.

But that's fine because...

um...

I forgot what I was gonna say.

Okay, bye.

Ow.

- No drinking, no drinking,

no drinking, no drinking, no drinking.

I don't know how I'm gonna wake up.

[serene music]

[phone ringing]

- Hello.

- Good morning. This is your wake-up call.

- Ugh. [bleep].

- Have a great day.

- [yawning] Oh, my God.

I physically feel like [bleep] right now.

Like, I do not wanna go to work at all.

[whispering] Suzi, you have to wake up.

- [groans]

[mumbles]

I don't what's happening.

- I should've never went out last night.

I can't feel my body anymore.

I think I'm shutting down.

- I'm still drunk.

- First day of work. First day of work.

First day of work.

Come on, Suzi, Maria.

First day of work. I'm [bleep] hype.

I'm hungover, but, like, I'm ready to do this.

This is an opportunity of a lifetime for me,

you know what I mean?

I'm a construction worker back home.

And I don't wanna work in construction

for the rest of my life.

Yo, guys, let's go for real.

I'm not being late on my first day.

First day of work. First day of work.

I'm excited. - I look like a zookeeper.

- Let's go. First day of work.

First day of work. First day of work.

- Oh, my God, Antonio. - Let's go.

- Shut up.

[electronic dance music]

♪ ♪

- Team, everyone line up over here, please.

- What's up, guys? What's up, what's up?

- How are you? - Nice to meet you guys.

- Oh, my God.

We're having a "professional meeting."

Like, this is like a real job.

- Good morning, guys.

Today is the start of the Drainee program.

So we four new members this morning,

and then we're gonna have five new members

later this afternoon.

- Hello. - What up, guys?

What up? - Hello.

- They will be with us

for the rest of the season.

So teach them the ropes.

Show them what Drai's is all about.

Today, we're gonna split you guys up into two groups.

And you're gonna be taking all the bungalows.

These guys are gonna show you how to set up,

how to take care of the customers,

and go through everything.

Sound good? - I feel dehydrated.

I need Pedialyte. [chuckles]

- Hungover. First day.

Come on, guys.

Go over there, and we'll come check on you guys in a little.

- Okay. - Sounds good.

- Thank you. - All right.

Show us the ropes, guys. - They look beat up.

All righty.

- ♪ Le freak inside is out to play ♪

♪ Drop the thrills all night and day ♪

- Okay, triangle to the pool.

This is on an angle this way? - Mm-hmm.

- I could work at Chipotle after this if I wanted to.

[laughter]

- We're looking good, my friends.

- Grab a bucket.

- I'm taking lucky number seven.

First day of work.

All right. First things first.

TVs on.

I'm so hype to be working at Drai's.

I get out in there. I'm meeting everybody.

I'm trying to do everything that Dustin wants to be done.

Teamwork makes the dream work.

It's the first day.

We need to make a good impression.

- [yelps]

[bleep].

- But I don't know about these girls.

- We look crazy. - No, you look cute!

- We are so freaking hungover right now.

[yawning] Oh, my God.

- Horrible employees.

No sleeping on the job.

- Oh, my God. What the heck is this?

- Those are Marissa's slippers. - Yo.

- I guess she's leaving her [bleep] in here for you.

- Marissa's trying to leave her toothbrush at my house.

- Yeah. Yeah, she wants to come back.

- That's wild.

- Like, do you think it's gonna be a problem?

- I don't know.

- Are you kidding me?

Like, you're playing with fire.

- So what happened with Brandon last night?

Did you get mad?

- Um, a little bit.

- Obviously, like, I'm in Vegas.

Like, I'm not looking for a relationship.

Like, am I attracted to him?

Yes, but...

Like, whatever happens, happens,

but, like, I'm not going to go out of my way

to, like, try, you know?

- I feel you, girl.

Marissa is trying her best

to deny her feelings for Brandon.

But I don't buy it. She's only human.

I know that Marissa feels some type of way

when she sees this man talk to other females.

[dramatic musical sting]

- Wanna jump in the pool?

- All right. [bleep] it.

♪ ♪

- I'm excited.

- Let's not drop everything. - Okay.

- Suzi, come on, girl.

If you went to a club and you saw this...

- I'm really, like, happy with this setup.

- What the heck?

Let me help you out before you get fired.

- I like working with Antonio.

He's a hard worker, so, like,

I don't have to work as hard.

- It's hot in here. - Yeah.

- Do you know how to turn on the fan?

- I don't know. Can you do it?

- Yeah.

- Yes!

[chuckles]

- This is gonna be a hell of a first day with Suzi.

- Yo, so give me the tea.

What the [bleep]'s going on with Suzi?

You trying to wife that or what?

Seems like you want it every time we go to the club.

You guys walk in holding hands.

You leave holding hands. - Yeah?

See, I'm, like, letting it rock out.

Like, if I--if she gives me attention,

like, I'm down with it.

I'm chillin.

[electronic music]

- Welcome to Drai's. Welcome to Drai's.

What's up? Antonio.

Pleasure to meet you. Welcome to Drai's, guys.

- There you go, mama.

- You guys ready to party? - Yes!

- We're in [bleep] Vegas!

- Yeah! - Hey! [laughs]

Working at Drai's is hard for me

because I just wanna party at Drai's.

I wanna get on top of the table.

I wanna dance, I wanna drink,

and just, like, have a good time.

- That would be so much fun. - You would be so good at that.

- Oh, my God.

I am better at popping bottles than serving bottles.

100. [laughs]

[upbeat music]

- What up? - Yo, what's up, bro?

- How was first day?

- I love it. - Fun.

- Good? - Good.

- So basically, that's your shift.

- If you want to. - Yeah?

- You gotta go home and change, though,

and then come back.

- All right. - I'm gonna come back.

First day of work is super chill.

Like, mad fun.

Honestly, though, like, my personality,

I've always--I'm a hard worker.

So I've always been work, work, work

is always first, like.

I could totally see myself in, like, a second life

becoming, like, a bottle service girl, yeah.

[laughter] - Oh, my God.

- I don't know how pretty of a sight that would be, but...

- Why, you have to wear [...] on your butthole,

so it works. - That's true.

- [laughing]

- Are you guys ready to go?

- How do I look?

- You look like you're gonna get fired.

You look like you're gonna be unemployed today.

- No.

- You're gonna get in trouble.

You got a lot of jewelry on.

- But it looks so bad without it.

[electronic music]

- Wow.

Why are you... Wow.

B-Lashes.

- [laughs] - You're gonna get fired.

- It's so ugly.

- You're getting sent home, bro.

- No, I'm not.

When he sees how much money I could bring in,

he'll be like, "That Lashes, she's a [bleep] keeper."

- [laughing]

- Wow. - I hear them.

- Yeah. I hear them too.

- How did they not go to work yet?

- Yo, B-Lash!

We're gonna B-late.

- No, we're gonna B-leaving her.

- Time for work! - Time for work, you guys.

- Time for work! - Time for work!

- What? - Make that money!

- Yo, how was it?

- So much fun. - It was lit.

- Really? - Yeah.

- It was lit. - Really?

What'd you have to do?

- We folded towels.

- Served tables.

- You guys have no idea.

You're about to walk into, like,

a drunk, crazy, poppin' pool part.

You better hurry up. You don't wanna be late.

- Dude, let's go. - Yeah, let's go.

- We're gonna be late! What the hell?

- Aww, I had to take all my jewelry off already.

- Yo, we look good. - This girl has on a crop top.

You're gonna get sent home, first of all.

- Whatever, let's go. - I don't wanna be late.

- Ready? all: One, two, three.

Up!

- Let's go. - Our claps are so off.

- We gotta figure that out.

- Yo, good luck, bro.

- Yo, this PM shift is gonna blow

that AM shift out the water.

- Nah.

- ♪ It's my time ♪

♪ Make some noise ♪

♪ I don't care ♪

♪ What the people say ♪

- What up, guys? - What up?

- How are you? - Hi.

- Welcome, welcome.

You guys look a little more rested than the other group.

- Hey!

- First things first, let's see everybody's uniforms.

- All right, ladies. The bangles.

- Off. - [laughs]

- They're all weatherproof. So they can get wet.

And they're soundless.

- Off.

- What? - Okay.

- I mean, look at this.

She's ready to go. - Perfect.

- That's how you do it, girls.

- Okay. - Professional.

Whatever I'm doing, I put my all into it.

And that's just who I am.

I take my job seriously.

So hopefully, Dustin sees that

and Pauly sees it too.

- You guys are gonna be in the bungalows.

Setting up the tables. Running ice.

- And, B-Lashes, you are the lucky person

that gets to work in the kitchen.

- Whoo! - What?

- I don't have to listen to these assholes at all.

I'm actually pretty excited for this.

I've worked in customer service.

I've been a bartender and a bottle waitress before.

Let's do it. - Let's roll.

- I'm thinking this is gonna be a breeze.

I'm kind of living for it.

- ♪ Damn, what was I thinking? ♪

♪ We don't really need another song about drinking ♪

- Okay.

- What goes in here besides fries? Just fries?

- Okay.

- Thank you.

- Make sure we have everything out on the table.

And then get ready for that presentation.

- We're in the presentation?

[whistle blowing]

- This job's hysterical.

I love selling cars.

But selling bottles is a lot more fun.

Hey, guys. What's up, brother?

[laughing] Oh, God.

Holy [bleep].

I can get used to this.

- I need two chicken tenders

with barbeque sauce.

My workday is going okay.

Uh-oh. [laughs

This is a lot harder than I thought.

I already have ass sweat.

[hip-hop music]

- ♪ Hey, yo ♪

- Yeah.

- ♪ Hey, yo ♪

- Oh, look. There they are!

- Okay.

Got trap fries with steak.

♪ ♪

- Yo, Team Nikki, how you guys doing?

- Killing it. - Good.

I am just a hard worker,

so at the end of the day,

I'm gonna do whatever I need to do

to get the job done.

All the way up. - There you go.

- Yeah, mama! We did it.

- And I'm happy that I'm working with Nicky

because he seems to have the same mindset.

And for me, that's a good team.

- I like this better than the partying.

I might actually do it on the weekends.

- [laughs]

- Yay! We're done!

Kitchen is closed, mofo.

I had a long shift at work.

I'm sweating my balls off.

The kitchen is closed.

- I am ready to party.

Let's go for a swim.

- Watch this!

- Am I gonna get, like, in trouble?

- Yes.

- All right. [bleep] it.

- It's a pool party, so why not?

Let's have some fun. [laughs]

♪ ♪

- Whoo! - Yay!

- Look. Look.

[both cheering]

Oh, my God.

[dramatic musical sting]

We look over and we see Derynn and B-Lashes

in the pool in uniform.

♪ ♪

That's crazy.

Like, what are you doing? You're at work.

- Whoo! - Ah!

- Pauly and Vinny are definitely getting a call.

- Think so? - Yeah.

[dramatic musical sting]

- Suzanne looked [bleep] pissed.

[electronic music]

They are shot.

♪ ♪

- Ladies. - Uh-oh.

- Against the rules.

You need to get out of the pool now.

Today's finished.

I don't want you out in front of the guests.

- Okay. - Okay.

- That [bleep]'s crazy.

That is the stupidest [bleep] anybody could ever do

on the first day of work.

It is literally your first day.

Make a good impression.

- I've just pulled two of the Drainees out of the pool.

- What? - Full uniform.

- If I were Dustin and Suzanne,

I would give you [bleep] ten strikes.

I would send you back to the East Coast.

- Mind-blowing. - You sent them home?

- Yeah. - Okay, good.

They're not here to party. They're here to work.

- Exactly.

- Don't ask for permission. Ask for forgiveness.

- ♪ Run up or run with me ♪

♪ I ain't hard to find, so, boy, so come get me ♪

♪ My windows down and I'm doing a buck fifty ♪

♪ Get on the bus or get under the bus ♪

all: Hey.

- What's happening? Why are you covered like that?

- [sighs] - Uh...

we kind of went in the pool. - Got in the pool.

- Yeah. - Are you serious?

both: Yeah.

- We jumped in. We held hands.

It was wild. - No.

- Yeah. - Why?

- I had swamp ass, so we jumped in the pool.

Whatever.

- Did you get in trouble?

- Uh, yeah. We got sent home.

- You got sent home? - Yeah.

- Is that why you're the only two here right now?

- Yeah.

- Getting sent home your first day?

Like, that is not a good thing.

Well, you guys aren't really

starting this off on a great foot.

Me and Pauly put our whole reputations

on the line for this.

Like, Pauly works at Drai's.

Dustin's gonna be like, "Yo, what the hell?

Who'd you send me?"

- Roomies! - Oh, my God.

- We're home. - I really hope--I really--

- You two are in big trouble.

I'm disappointed in the both of you.

- Marissa, shut the [bleep] up.

[phone rings] - We're getting a call.

- Oh, you're [bleep] kidding me.

- Yo, what up, my guy?

[dramatic musical sting]

- B-Lashes and Derynn jumped in the pool.

- And so they were a disaster.

I'm so pissed right now. We got them this job.

This is an amazing opportunity that anybody would kill for.

And they wanna mess up like that on the first day?

- Is he mad?

[electronic music]

- This is everything I've dreamed of.

And for it to be ripped away from me

would be the stupidest mistake of my life.

- Do you think we're fired?

- Now I'm starting to feel bad.

This is a bigger deal than I thought.

- Are you mad at us?

- I'm disappointed.

- That's even worse. - Sorry.

I'm definitely scared at this point

that I may lose my job.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Waiting for someone to pay you ♪

♪ Hating 'cause somebody played you ♪

- Wrapping up my day at Drai's,

I actually loved it.

I had so much fun, I don't wanna leave.

I wanna keep working.

So happy I worked with you today.

- Really? - Hell yeah.

We killed it. - Aww.

- Team Nikki, straight up. - So corny.

- I'm so happy I worked with you today.

- Yo, Derynn, Derynn-- - Derynn, good job, Derynn.

- I'm so happy, Derynn. - Good job, Derynn.

- You were amazing.

- ♪ You want no problems with me ♪

- Hello. - What up, gangsters?

- Yo.

- I gotta call my mom. What time is it?

I've been thinking about this, like, since it's happened.

I think I should just call my mom and rip the Band-Aid off.

- What are you gonna say? - I don't know.

Some people think that it's weird

that I would tell my mom when I have sex.

But I don't wanna hide anything from her.

[touch-tones beeping]

I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna be honest.

And I hope she's not disappointed.

[line rings]

- Hello. - Hello?

- Hi. - Oh, my God, Marie!

- What up, bitches?

- No, no, no, no. I don't know.

I--I have to tell her something.

And I know she's not gonna be happy about it, but, like...

- Tell me. It's just me.

What?

- Is that my mother-in-law?

[laughing]

- I don't know.

It's just, like, the one thing

that you didn't want me to do,

and it happened.

- What?

- You know what, Mom.

- You had sex with somebody?

- Yeah.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Hello?

- Why would you do that?

- What do you mean, why would I do that?

- I have a good-ass relationship with my mother,

but I am not about to call her and be like,

"Hey, Ma, guess what.

I'm over here having sex."

[clicks tongue] No.

- Well, I'm telling you right now.

You better slow your roll. Do you understand that?

- Mm-hmm.

- You better slow your roll.

- My mom definitely is disappointed.

And I feel like it would be better

if she was just mad rather than disappointed.

But obviously, like, I knew, like,

this was gonna come with disappointment.

I just wanted to give you that respect

and tell you the truth.

♪ ♪

- Whatever. I'm gonna hang up now.

- Bye. - Good-bye.

- All my girlfriends are there.

- What'd she say?

- I feel like a ho!

- It's not like you're, like, just out here,

like, you picked up a guy off the Strip.

I'm a good guy! - No, exactly.

- Like, I don't treat you badly.

- I know. And it's not even that.

It's just that my mom's hard on me.

Like, it's hard.

[dramatic piano music]

You can literally feel how much it hurts Marissa

to disappoint her mom.

- ♪ Oh, oh ♪

- [sniffles]

[bleep].

- ♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ When this darkness ♪

- You never see my cry.

I hate crying. [sobs]

- ♪ Run away ♪

♪ Turn my back and leave it all ♪

- ♪ Feel like a runaway ♪

♪ Will you watch me ♪

- That hurt me. Like, I'm being honest with you.

Like, you know?

- If you're single and you're in Vegas,

it's not an abnormal thing to hook up with somebody.

- ♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

- If you guys would just hang up your towels and dry them

and not crunch them and throw them in the corner of the room,

you could use them again, right?

- Well, you can't hang 'em up really.

- Yes, you could 'cause there's a thing

that hangs up the towels in there.

- What? - [laughing]

- You know?

- They're getting ready. Yo.

- That would be dope. - I'd wanna go to Drai's.

- That's where the hot girls are.

- For real.

- Tell the girls we're going to VooDoo.

And we're gonna go to Drai's.

- [laughing]

♪ ♪

- Marissa's being weird about hooking up.

- Derynn's been on Antonio.

- Wow!

- So we just wanna have a guys' night.

No chicks, no headaches,

and no drama.

- You guys coming out to VooDoo with us?

- It's a Sunday spot. - I just made a reservation.

- All right, we'll think about it.

- All right.

- Drai's is gonna be wack tonight.

- I think it's a good idea. - For real.

- The guys are trying to [bleep] with us.

- They pretended that they were going to VooDoo?

- Yeah. - How do you know?

- Oh, my God. Amazing.

- [bleep] dickwads.

- VooDoo!

- Why don't we do VooDoo, what it do-do?

- I'm not going. - I'm not going.

- We've already been in enough trouble today.

So Derynn and I are gonna sit this one out

and just go to bed.

- Aww. You guys are so adorable.

I wish you would just disappear.

- [laughing]

Rude!

- Don't even--I've been cleaning this [bleep] sink--

- Wait, guys. We made our decision.

- What?

both: We're gonna meet you at VooDoo.

both: Yeah? - Yeah.

- We duped them.

We hit them with the decoy.

And now we're about to hit up Drai's.

- You're [bleep] around. - Girls, the boys are out.

- Listen.

You might think that you're smarter than us.

But you are so incredibly wrong.

And we're gonna show you

how incredibly stupid you are tonight.

- We'll meet you guys there. - We'll meet you!

- Let's do it!

- Bros' night. All night.

It's about to be a shmovie.

- ♪ It's my time ♪

♪ Make some noise ♪

♪ I don't care ♪

♪ What the people say ♪

♪ ♪

- What's up, bro? How you doing?

- The party train is leaving! - [laughing]

Bye! - Bye!

- I'm coming. I'm putting my shoes on.

- Okay, let's go. - All right, let's go.

[dramatic musical sting]

[hip-hop music]

- Okay!

♪ ♪

- Our plan's working. The girls aren't here.

We got, like, ten girls in our section right now.

- We are literally pulling

every single hot girl in this club.

[Leikeli47's "Attitude"]

- ♪ I'm gonna have a attitude ♪

♪ Got a attitude ♪

♪ I'm gonna have a attitude ♪

♪ When they ask me where I've been ♪

♪ Busy ♪

♪ When they ask me where I live ♪

♪ The city ♪

♪ I don't own a welcome mat ♪

♪ Give me the proper feet and stand back ♪

♪ Attitude, attitude, attitude ♪

♪ Attitude, attitude, attitude, attitude ♪

[dramatic musical sting]

- Bro, what the [bleep]?

- You think that the three of you

could pull anything over the six of us.

We have ears everywhere and eyes everywhere.

So bye.

- ♪ Come and kick it ♪

♪ Let me show you how we get it, how we get it ♪

♪ She wanna kick it 'cause we pull up in the Bentley ♪

- I look over, and Nicky's, like, talking to some girls.

And I was just like, "Uh-uh."

So I go over to Nicky, and I'm like,

"Can I party with you guys?"

I don't like that.

You thought you had us.

- No way. - Yes.

- We good. We Gucci!

- Brandon is asking for it.

If you're hooking up with a roomie

and then you start flirting with another roommate

in front of her,

that's a recipe for disaster.

And I don't have respect for men like that.

- It's like, I'm trying to have a good time.

But at the same time,

I've just literally had it up to here with Brandon.

I told him, "Don't [bleep] make a fool out of me.

Like, I don't like that [bleep]."

- And now he's making it worse

by flirting with Maria

right in front of me.

Like, he's the definition of a scumbag.

- What exactly is going on with Brandon right now?

It's confusing.

Flirting with me in front of Marissa,

the girl you just slept with...

- Inside right now, I'm [bleep] pissed off.

- Yo, let's go.

- Let's go! We out, we out, we out, we out.

- The jealousy's starting to come out and brew.

And I'm just like, "I'm [bleep] over this [bleep]."

- What do you mean?

- Are you [bleep] being for real now?

I'm a little thrown off

because we're just a few days into Vegas.

And obviously, like, we're not trying to get wifed up

or booed up or hubbied up.

- To be continued. - To be continued.

So I don't--I'm, like, kind of confused.

- It's just [bleep] annoying. - Are you over him?

- Like, don't tell me that, like, we have a connection,

this, that, and the fourth. - He's lying.

- Exactly. So he [bleep] lied to me.

- He's lying.

- Who? - You already know.

[dramatic music]

- Brandon needs to be careful

because sometimes when she's drinking,

Boozy Suzi comes out.

And that can be a lot to deal with.

- Why am I some [bleep] boy and [bleep]?

- 'Cause you don't keep it 100. - No!

For real, I never said that

I'm [bleep] trying to look for a relationship

just 'cause I'm hooking up with girls in Las Vegas,

what I'm supposed to do in my 20s.

- No one ever said that.

- So why are you talking about that?

- Don't come at me with-- don't come at me and say...

- I didn't come at you.

You came at me and had a conversation.

What did I do?

We just hooked up. That's all that I did.

Does this call for a freaking beatdown from everyone?

What the heck?

- You wanna act like you wanna [bleep] with Maria

and then [bleep] [bleep] with Marissa?

Like, shut up.

You're a [bleep] boy. You're a [bleep] boy.

♪ ♪

[hip-hop music]

- You okay?

- I just really [bleep] pissed right now.

He's a [bleep] asshole.

- I'm in Vegas, bro.

- Exactly, exactly, exactly. - What the [bleep]?

- The girls are freaking out.

I don't what the big deal is.

Like, how mad can you be? The guy's being honest.

He's telling you he-- he wants to be single.

I cannot be mad at Brandon.

I can't. I'm sorry.

- I'm confused, dude.

He told me that he feels a connection with me.

- Stop entertaining Brandon on his [bleep].

I'm so sick of guys saying one thing

and doing the opposite.

That pisses me off.

I'm on a mission.

I can't save myself.

But I can save Marissa.

- Marissa, look at us.

As a woman, you need to stand your [bleep] ground.

- And I'm going to.

- You feel some type of way, you let him [bleep] know.

- You know that when you guys get in that position, right,

somebody--somebody's bound to get feelings.

- No, bro. - No, no, no, no, no.

I'm not saying-- - On a one-night stand?

Get out of here. Get out of here.

I didn't sign up for this.

I'm gonna have to make this clearer,

which I don't even know if I can do that.

- Cugine, wake up.

Yo, our boys' night got sabotaged.

- What happened? - Everyone's mad at me.

And it's about to go off right now.

- Well, [bleep], Brandon.

What did you do now?

- Do I [bleep] look dumb to you

like I'm a [bleep] dumb bitch?

- Oh, here we go, here we go, here we go.

- Why are you in our room?

- What's the problem? I didn't do anything wrong.

- You're a [bleep] boy.

- I'm not going there,

because I'll punch him in the face.

- Why am I a [bleep] boy? - You are, though, Brandon.

- I--I laid it--I laid it--

- You are. - But, no, no--

- Brandon, you are a [bleep] boy.

- He did nothing wrong! - You are a [bleep] boy.

- I didn't do anything wrong. - But no one cares.

- If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck...

let's be real, [bleep],

it is a duck!

- No one's talking about ducks, bro.

- A [bleep] boy's a [bleep] boy's a [bleep] boy.

- All right. Word, word, word.

I don't get why these girls are so mad at me.

Like, I feel like they're making me

out to be something that I'm not.

I'm just single. I'm in Las Vegas.

And I'm having fun. That's all it is.

Let's have a conversation.

- Right now, I'm just so [bleep] mad at myself

because, like, I allowed this to happen.

I allowed myself to sleep with him.

So it's like, I just feel so dumb.

You jump around from me to Maria.

You said emotionally you're attracted to me.

- Mm-hmm.

- But, like, are you attracted to me?

Or did you just say that to get down my pants?

Because that's how I feel.

- What are they saying? - Stop--don't be like that.

- Don't-- - For real.

I'm dead serious. - No, don't touch me.

- Cug', cug', cug', cug'.

- They're fight-- No, don't touch me.

- No, no, no, no--yeah. They're speaking.

- Why are they bugging out outside?

- Just ignore them. It's nothing.

- No, guys, chill.

Chill. Let them talk.

- No. Stop.

- Stop.

- Respect the plant.

- We hooked up.

And we could've built more of our relationship.

But look at what's going on outside.

I got bouncers outside my door.

So why would I

wanna even involve myself in something like this?

Because now I gotta deal with this.

- Bro, he's a [bleep] [bleep] boy.

Get the [bleep] out of my face.

- This is the worst situation I could have ever--

- It's because, though, you hop around.

- Let me finish. Let me finish.

As a 27-year-old, when I think about hooking up with somebody,

it's not a big deal.

To you, maybe it's now emotional.

But I didn't mean it to be that.

That's why we had that conversation.

- I wanted to make it clear

so that there was no misunderstandings

on when we hooked up.

[dramatic electronic music]

We had an agreement.

And now all of a sudden,

you're trying to make it seem like that--

that wasn't the case.

It's unfortunate

because now this can never, ever happen again.

And I don't even wanna deal with it.

♪ ♪

It's--it's so stupid.

- I don't wanna deal with it either.

So don't [bleep] feed me [bleep]

that you don't mean. - Sorry. Fair.

- Because you knew that I was attracted to you.

You knew that I had something towards you.

So don't [bleep] play me.

I just feel so betrayed.

And, like, at this point, it's like, "[bleep] you."

Like, "You're a [bleep] asshole."

- This is, like, crazy.

- I wish and I regret that I never slept with you.

[dramatic musical sting]

- Honey, I'm home!

God, I've missed you!

- Oh. [laughs]

You called me a lame-ass bitch.

- You're right.

Sometimes I say [bleep] that I shouldn't say.

- I talked to Pauly.

You made him look like [bleep].

Not a good look, guys. Not a good look.

- Nikki, I'm back. Did you miss me?

[dramatic music]

She almost smiled.