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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:34,237 --> 00:01:36,501 They had tequila again, finally. 2 00:01:43,212 --> 00:01:45,203 - Hello. - Hello. 3 00:01:49,252 --> 00:01:51,019 - Stella. - What? 4 00:01:51,020 --> 00:01:53,722 There's something I've been meaning to ask you for ages. 5 00:01:53,723 --> 00:01:54,654 What? 6 00:01:54,655 --> 00:01:57,223 What does it mean to swiffer? 7 00:01:57,224 --> 00:01:58,693 To what? 8 00:01:58,694 --> 00:02:00,226 To swiffer. 9 00:02:00,227 --> 00:02:03,231 It's all over the television, and I cannot make out... 10 00:02:03,232 --> 00:02:04,332 what it is. 11 00:02:04,333 --> 00:02:07,002 It's like a push thingy. 12 00:02:07,003 --> 00:02:08,336 What? 13 00:02:08,337 --> 00:02:11,139 Yeah, like, a... mop. 14 00:02:11,140 --> 00:02:12,441 A mop? 15 00:02:12,442 --> 00:02:14,205 Yeah, flat mop. 16 00:02:16,712 --> 00:02:18,713 It's a fucking mop? 17 00:02:18,714 --> 00:02:21,349 These girls make it sound like something that would 18 00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:22,684 give you multiple orgasms. 19 00:02:22,685 --> 00:02:26,086 Well, Dotty, any mop can give you an orgasm. 20 00:03:00,223 --> 00:03:04,159 The sun is about one inch above the horizon, 21 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:09,364 changing color from yellow to red. 22 00:03:09,365 --> 00:03:11,333 Like a blood orange. 23 00:03:13,336 --> 00:03:18,340 Some dangerous clouds look like they could burst out any minute. 24 00:03:18,341 --> 00:03:21,076 Tide is high, running out. 25 00:03:21,077 --> 00:03:24,079 Ferguson's already got his traps, 26 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:25,809 and he's almost around the point. 27 00:03:27,617 --> 00:03:29,642 What shapes are the clouds? 28 00:03:32,388 --> 00:03:38,093 There's a donkey, carrying two nuns and a beagle. 29 00:03:38,094 --> 00:03:41,530 Racing across the sky. 30 00:03:50,139 --> 00:03:52,541 What are you watching? 31 00:03:52,542 --> 00:03:54,305 It's a love scene. 32 00:04:00,716 --> 00:04:02,741 Pretty long love scene. 33 00:04:04,387 --> 00:04:06,386 It's a porno. 34 00:04:06,387 --> 00:04:08,390 Where did you get porno? 35 00:04:08,391 --> 00:04:09,691 The gas station. 36 00:04:10,793 --> 00:04:13,328 It's not really a porno. 37 00:04:13,329 --> 00:04:15,363 Well, it sounds like porno. 38 00:04:15,364 --> 00:04:17,798 It says, on the box, they're amateurs. 39 00:04:19,502 --> 00:04:21,136 All women? 40 00:04:21,137 --> 00:04:22,437 Of course. 41 00:04:22,438 --> 00:04:27,140 Imagine, you can buy lesbian porn at the gas station. 42 00:04:27,141 --> 00:04:30,579 There's a whole wall of it. 43 00:04:30,580 --> 00:04:32,581 They make that for men. 44 00:04:32,582 --> 00:04:34,379 The hell they do. 45 00:04:38,421 --> 00:04:41,489 Oh, Stella, would you open your side of the flap, please. 46 00:04:41,490 --> 00:04:42,422 It wasn't me. 47 00:04:42,423 --> 00:04:43,625 It was you. 48 00:04:43,626 --> 00:04:45,560 I felt your ass vibrate. 49 00:04:45,561 --> 00:04:47,562 That wasn't my ass. 50 00:04:47,563 --> 00:04:49,764 Ah, what is it... 51 00:04:49,765 --> 00:04:51,466 Ah, no, Stella. 52 00:04:51,467 --> 00:04:52,934 No, no, no, no. 53 00:04:52,935 --> 00:04:56,271 Zzzt, brrr... 54 00:04:56,272 --> 00:04:58,306 Ah, Stella. 55 00:04:58,307 --> 00:04:59,607 Stop it. 56 00:05:04,313 --> 00:05:07,349 Get off me. Stop it. 57 00:05:07,350 --> 00:05:09,318 Oh, oh... 58 00:05:12,252 --> 00:05:14,189 Oh, wait a minute. 59 00:05:14,190 --> 00:05:17,192 Did you land on the cat? 60 00:05:17,193 --> 00:05:18,193 Hairball. 61 00:05:18,194 --> 00:05:19,294 Oh, shut up. 62 00:05:19,295 --> 00:05:20,929 Oh, there. 63 00:05:20,930 --> 00:05:23,331 You're a wimp. 64 00:05:23,332 --> 00:05:24,833 And you're a walrus. 65 00:05:24,834 --> 00:05:28,870 Ah, no, no, no, it hurts too much. 66 00:05:28,871 --> 00:05:30,870 It hurts my ass. 67 00:05:30,871 --> 00:05:32,574 My arm, everywhere. 68 00:05:32,575 --> 00:05:35,442 I think I'm broken... 69 00:05:36,879 --> 00:05:40,615 I just feel lucky Nonna didn't lie on the floor 70 00:05:40,616 --> 00:05:42,484 until she starved to death... 71 00:05:42,485 --> 00:05:44,552 Or the cat ate her. 72 00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:48,221 How can you talk that way about your grandmother? 73 00:05:48,222 --> 00:05:50,825 Oh, Stella, I'm just playing the devil's advocate. 74 00:05:50,826 --> 00:05:53,595 Well, the devil's got a pretty good hold on me already, 75 00:05:53,596 --> 00:05:54,861 so just relax. 76 00:05:54,862 --> 00:05:57,899 Well, being Nonna's only living family, 77 00:05:57,900 --> 00:06:00,235 I always knew this day would come. 78 00:06:00,236 --> 00:06:02,295 You knew she would sprain her ass? 79 00:06:03,873 --> 00:06:06,741 I have reserved a space for Nonna 80 00:06:06,742 --> 00:06:11,236 in a long-term care facility in Bangor. 81 00:06:15,851 --> 00:06:17,283 Oh, no, no, no. 82 00:06:17,284 --> 00:06:18,751 You can stay in the house 83 00:06:18,752 --> 00:06:22,524 for as long as it takes for you to make other arrangements. 84 00:06:22,525 --> 00:06:24,426 You've been Nonna's best friend for, 85 00:06:24,427 --> 00:06:26,728 well for as long as I can remember. 86 00:06:26,729 --> 00:06:28,530 Get the fuck out of my house. 87 00:06:28,531 --> 00:06:30,265 Stella. 88 00:06:30,266 --> 00:06:31,533 Get out. 89 00:06:31,534 --> 00:06:33,533 Or get your ass kicked out. 90 00:06:33,534 --> 00:06:37,270 Now, you do not talk to me that way. 91 00:06:37,271 --> 00:06:39,271 Whoa. 92 00:06:41,711 --> 00:06:43,545 You could have burned me. 93 00:06:43,546 --> 00:06:46,514 If I wanted to burn you, I'd put your head in the oven, 94 00:06:46,515 --> 00:06:47,882 and light it. 95 00:06:47,883 --> 00:06:49,718 Wha... Oh. 96 00:06:49,719 --> 00:06:51,352 Out. 97 00:06:51,353 --> 00:06:54,289 Out, out, out, out. 98 00:06:54,290 --> 00:06:55,890 Out of here. 99 00:06:55,891 --> 00:06:58,324 Out. Bitch. 100 00:06:58,325 --> 00:06:59,761 Bitch. 101 00:06:59,762 --> 00:07:02,564 Get off my property. 102 00:07:02,565 --> 00:07:05,533 This is my grandmother's house, Stella. 103 00:07:05,534 --> 00:07:08,002 Since before she met you. 104 00:07:08,003 --> 00:07:10,471 My mother was born in this house. 105 00:07:30,524 --> 00:07:31,824 No. 106 00:07:46,575 --> 00:07:48,710 Bad news, Stella. 107 00:07:48,711 --> 00:07:51,344 Bad news from the doctor. 108 00:07:51,345 --> 00:07:54,582 He says it's going to be six weeks before you can 109 00:07:54,583 --> 00:07:56,651 slap my ass again. 110 00:07:56,652 --> 00:07:58,779 Then get yourself ready. 111 00:08:00,422 --> 00:08:02,757 Oh, did Molly call to see you at the house? 112 00:08:02,758 --> 00:08:04,624 She was really sorry she missed you here. 113 00:08:04,625 --> 00:08:05,625 Yeah. 114 00:08:05,626 --> 00:08:08,129 Did you have a good visit? 115 00:08:08,130 --> 00:08:09,564 What? 116 00:08:09,565 --> 00:08:12,796 I'm looking for any trace of irony in your face. 117 00:08:14,902 --> 00:08:17,772 Did they, uh... give you any pain killers? 118 00:08:17,773 --> 00:08:19,641 Yes, and I'm gonna hide them on you, Stella. 119 00:08:19,642 --> 00:08:21,908 They'll be no more Vodka Vicodans for you. 120 00:08:21,909 --> 00:08:24,379 Ativan Amaretto, actually. 121 00:08:24,380 --> 00:08:27,849 Well, if Earl never saw a naked woman wash a truck, 122 00:08:27,850 --> 00:08:29,951 he was way overdue. 123 00:08:29,952 --> 00:08:33,588 Now, get in the car before I smack both your asses. 124 00:08:33,589 --> 00:08:34,823 Hello, Earl. 125 00:08:34,824 --> 00:08:35,924 Hello, Dotty. 126 00:08:35,925 --> 00:08:37,756 Step down, step down. 127 00:08:38,627 --> 00:08:41,129 Oh, you're a Godsend. God bless you. 128 00:08:41,130 --> 00:08:43,031 Want me to fix you some lunch? 129 00:08:43,032 --> 00:08:44,566 - Yes. - I'll do it. 130 00:08:44,567 --> 00:08:46,159 She's going on a diet. 131 00:08:48,671 --> 00:08:50,805 OK, I'll be off. 132 00:08:50,806 --> 00:08:52,467 Later, Inez. 133 00:09:15,064 --> 00:09:18,066 These papers say that we release Stella 134 00:09:18,067 --> 00:09:21,636 from any responsibility because of your fall. 135 00:09:21,637 --> 00:09:25,540 When an older person has an accident like this, 136 00:09:25,541 --> 00:09:27,442 social services looks into it. 137 00:09:27,443 --> 00:09:30,645 This just releases Stella of any responsibility. 138 00:09:30,646 --> 00:09:33,848 Seems a bit like overkill to me, but, fine... 139 00:09:33,849 --> 00:09:35,014 Where do I sign? 140 00:09:35,015 --> 00:09:37,015 Right there. 141 00:09:37,887 --> 00:09:39,854 I don't understand why you can't be 142 00:09:39,855 --> 00:09:42,090 more patient with Molly. 143 00:09:42,091 --> 00:09:45,860 I've been a dyke for 70 years, 144 00:09:45,861 --> 00:09:47,896 living with the same woman for 30. 145 00:09:47,897 --> 00:09:50,198 How long am I supposed to be patient? 146 00:09:50,199 --> 00:09:51,964 Somebody's being stupid, 147 00:09:51,965 --> 00:09:54,802 you talk to them. you don't throw things at them. 148 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:57,939 There were no words for what I was feeling. 149 00:09:57,940 --> 00:09:59,874 Besides, I promised Dotty... 150 00:09:59,875 --> 00:10:01,242 You promised Dotty what? 151 00:10:01,243 --> 00:10:03,006 That I wouldn't tell Molly. 152 00:10:04,213 --> 00:10:05,580 When was this? 153 00:10:05,581 --> 00:10:07,682 19... 86. 154 00:10:07,683 --> 00:10:10,151 Oh, Stella, for God's sake, come on. 155 00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:11,519 No, you come on. 156 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:12,852 All of you come on. 157 00:10:12,853 --> 00:10:16,024 After three decades, I'm supposed to explain. 158 00:10:16,025 --> 00:10:18,559 You got it - what is she, stupid? 159 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:19,860 No argument there. 160 00:10:25,232 --> 00:10:27,168 You won't tell Stella about this? 161 00:10:27,169 --> 00:10:28,569 I will not tell Stella. 162 00:10:28,570 --> 00:10:31,005 She'd go into a tantrum for a week. 163 00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:33,039 Everything is going to be OK, Nonna. 164 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:35,843 I am not gonna let anything bad happen to you. 165 00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:37,573 Yes, I know love. 166 00:11:08,777 --> 00:11:10,077 Cunt. 167 00:11:15,551 --> 00:11:16,949 Bullshit. 168 00:11:16,950 --> 00:11:18,619 You're not taking her anywhere. 169 00:11:18,620 --> 00:11:20,722 We have a court order, Stella. 170 00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:23,656 Nonna is coming with me, and she is going to live 171 00:11:23,657 --> 00:11:26,127 where people with training can take care of her. 172 00:11:26,128 --> 00:11:27,827 Who the fuck's got more training 173 00:11:27,828 --> 00:11:29,263 taking care of Dotty than me? 174 00:11:29,264 --> 00:11:30,732 I am sorry, Stella. 175 00:11:30,733 --> 00:11:33,234 But I have got to get Nonna to Bangor before 5:00. 176 00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:35,968 Oh, they only take care of her 'til 5:00, hmm? 177 00:11:35,969 --> 00:11:38,306 Tommy, go get Nonna, while I continue 178 00:11:38,307 --> 00:11:39,707 to talk to Stella. 179 00:11:39,708 --> 00:11:41,642 No, no, stop. 180 00:11:41,643 --> 00:11:42,610 Stella. 181 00:11:42,611 --> 00:11:44,112 Stop, you prick. 182 00:11:44,113 --> 00:11:45,413 Stop. 183 00:11:48,281 --> 00:11:50,618 Stella. That is it. 184 00:11:50,619 --> 00:11:52,712 You are assaulting a police officer. 185 00:11:53,956 --> 00:11:58,626 He's a trespasser trying to kidnap an invalid. 186 00:11:58,627 --> 00:11:59,992 OK, Uncle. 187 00:12:01,296 --> 00:12:03,698 I don't understand what the problem is. 188 00:12:03,699 --> 00:12:05,133 They obviously don't want to be separated. 189 00:12:05,134 --> 00:12:07,869 Why did I marry you if you won't enforce my court order? 190 00:12:07,870 --> 00:12:08,903 I won't do it Moll. 191 00:12:08,904 --> 00:12:11,272 The facility is for special needs people. 192 00:12:11,273 --> 00:12:14,742 Nonna is blind, Stella is, just obstinate, 193 00:12:14,743 --> 00:12:16,244 and that doesn't count. 194 00:12:16,245 --> 00:12:17,678 They won't take her. 195 00:12:17,679 --> 00:12:18,746 Then we find something else. 196 00:12:18,747 --> 00:12:19,881 We? 197 00:12:19,882 --> 00:12:23,149 And when we say we, we mean me. 198 00:12:23,150 --> 00:12:26,120 100% of the expense and the work, right? 199 00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:27,421 Huh? 200 00:12:28,857 --> 00:12:30,324 They're in love, Moll. 201 00:12:30,325 --> 00:12:33,728 I love my grandmother too, and I am trying... 202 00:12:33,729 --> 00:12:35,029 They're in love. 203 00:12:35,030 --> 00:12:36,030 They love each other. 204 00:12:36,031 --> 00:12:37,999 They're... 205 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,300 They're? 206 00:12:41,036 --> 00:12:43,771 You know, clam smashers. 207 00:12:43,772 --> 00:12:45,899 They have clams in Bangor. 208 00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,309 They're lesbians, Moll. 209 00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:49,610 Hello. 210 00:12:50,412 --> 00:12:54,682 Oh, Tommy, listen to yourself. 211 00:12:54,683 --> 00:12:56,818 Nonna is my grandmother. 212 00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,653 She... 213 00:12:58,654 --> 00:13:02,090 gave birth to my mother, by heterosexual means. 214 00:13:02,091 --> 00:13:04,855 Nonna's not a lesbian, Einstein. 215 00:13:06,927 --> 00:13:09,797 But that would color Stella's opposition. 216 00:13:09,798 --> 00:13:12,066 You might be right about Stella. 217 00:13:12,067 --> 00:13:13,367 I won't do it. 218 00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:24,976 - Hon, I'm not... - Don't. 219 00:13:36,325 --> 00:13:37,758 Hello. 220 00:13:37,759 --> 00:13:40,094 Ma'am, you have to go with your granddaughter. 221 00:13:40,095 --> 00:13:41,827 - Bullshit. - Where are we going? 222 00:13:41,828 --> 00:13:43,364 - Nowhere. - Calm yourself, Stella. 223 00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:45,299 You get your hands off me, you little twerp. 224 00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:46,434 Stella, stop. 225 00:13:46,435 --> 00:13:47,401 You should say goodbye. 226 00:13:47,402 --> 00:13:49,233 I'm not saying goodbye. 227 00:13:50,973 --> 00:13:52,273 Get your... 228 00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:58,813 Stella, I've known you my whole life. 229 00:13:58,814 --> 00:14:00,181 Please don't make me hurt you. 230 00:14:00,182 --> 00:14:02,817 She's taking you to an old folks home. 231 00:14:02,818 --> 00:14:04,252 To cremate you. 232 00:14:04,253 --> 00:14:06,454 You're going to cremate me? 233 00:14:06,455 --> 00:14:08,189 Not right away. 234 00:14:08,190 --> 00:14:09,121 You fucking cow. 235 00:14:09,122 --> 00:14:13,494 I'll grab you by your stinking twat, and tear it open. 236 00:14:13,495 --> 00:14:14,862 Out through your chin. 237 00:14:14,863 --> 00:14:15,963 Do you hear this? 238 00:14:15,964 --> 00:14:18,099 You were my little league coach, you're freaking me out. 239 00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:20,101 Nonna, this is what the judge decided. 240 00:14:20,102 --> 00:14:21,135 What judge? 241 00:14:21,136 --> 00:14:22,434 Fuck the judge. 242 00:14:22,435 --> 00:14:24,435 Just drive away. 243 00:14:25,307 --> 00:14:26,865 Go. 244 00:14:39,188 --> 00:14:40,488 Dot... 245 00:14:52,167 --> 00:14:54,032 Bitch. Bitch. 246 00:14:58,905 --> 00:15:03,342 You stupid, cock-sucking pig. 247 00:15:03,343 --> 00:15:05,446 You little dick. 248 00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:07,780 You piss-face monkey. 249 00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:09,984 You were a shitty little shortstop, 250 00:15:09,985 --> 00:15:11,452 but I stood by you. 251 00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:13,118 I'm gonna kick your ass. 252 00:15:13,119 --> 00:15:14,822 Do not threaten a police officer. 253 00:15:14,823 --> 00:15:18,025 Fuck you. 254 00:15:18,026 --> 00:15:19,794 Fuck you too, Grandma. 255 00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:22,230 I'm not your grandma, Tommy Barkaski. 256 00:15:22,231 --> 00:15:26,565 But I did get to second base with her - in the 7th grade. 257 00:15:43,183 --> 00:15:49,083 # I have time on my hands # 258 00:15:49,825 --> 00:15:54,996 # Time to make some plans # 259 00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:59,533 # Time to take a different # 260 00:15:59,534 --> 00:16:05,373 # Point of view # 261 00:16:05,374 --> 00:16:11,274 # I have time to be wrong # 262 00:16:11,578 --> 00:16:13,981 # Time to stare # 263 00:16:13,982 --> 00:16:16,246 # All night long... # 264 00:17:08,168 --> 00:17:09,236 Sorry, dear. 265 00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:11,038 It's about time. 266 00:17:11,039 --> 00:17:13,074 You know you're not supposed to be out there after 8:30. 267 00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:15,509 It's like being nine years old 268 00:17:15,510 --> 00:17:17,044 all over again. 269 00:17:17,045 --> 00:17:18,512 Hey, I don't make the rules. 270 00:17:19,948 --> 00:17:25,848 That's what Joseph Goebbels said. 271 00:18:46,266 --> 00:18:48,434 You brought your slippers. 272 00:18:48,435 --> 00:18:49,537 You scared me. 273 00:18:49,538 --> 00:18:51,205 Did they get you too? 274 00:18:51,206 --> 00:18:52,173 Hardly. 275 00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:53,174 Did you bring mine? 276 00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:54,575 - Your what? - My slippers. 277 00:18:54,576 --> 00:18:56,308 Shhh. You have a roommate. 278 00:18:56,309 --> 00:18:57,678 She's a druggy - Wilma. 279 00:18:57,679 --> 00:18:59,678 They put her to sleep with a horse tranquilizer. 280 00:18:59,679 --> 00:19:00,679 She'll never wake up. 281 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:02,181 Dotty, are you OK? 282 00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:03,317 I'm fine. 283 00:19:03,318 --> 00:19:06,020 I was just waiting for you to show up. 284 00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:08,189 I was really pissed off when the visiting hours were over. 285 00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:09,657 I'm here undercover. 286 00:19:09,658 --> 00:19:12,059 So is Wilma, she says she's in the Secret Service, 287 00:19:12,060 --> 00:19:14,061 except I told her that's the worst possible way 288 00:19:14,062 --> 00:19:15,196 of keeping a secret. 289 00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:17,465 They, they've put you in with a crazy person? 290 00:19:17,466 --> 00:19:22,597 Yes. To ease my transition from three decades with you. 291 00:19:30,645 --> 00:19:32,203 What the hell, Wilma? 292 00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:45,320 - All good. - OK. 293 00:19:47,462 --> 00:19:48,762 We've gotta run. 294 00:19:48,763 --> 00:19:50,062 Run? I can't run. 295 00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:51,332 We'll go to the left. 296 00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:52,598 Come on, come on. 297 00:19:52,599 --> 00:19:54,401 Blind people don't run. 298 00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:55,803 There you go. 299 00:19:55,804 --> 00:19:58,105 Stop, I'm opening the door. 300 00:19:58,106 --> 00:19:59,707 OK. 301 00:19:59,708 --> 00:20:01,342 The jackets are on the seat. 302 00:20:01,343 --> 00:20:03,444 That's it. 303 00:20:03,445 --> 00:20:05,436 Go on, go on, go on. 304 00:20:13,119 --> 00:20:14,688 Go ahead, go ahead now. 305 00:20:14,689 --> 00:20:16,316 Oh, dear. 306 00:20:18,460 --> 00:20:20,360 I busted you out. 307 00:20:22,297 --> 00:20:24,288 We're done, Stella. 308 00:20:30,138 --> 00:20:31,672 I'm hungry. 309 00:20:31,673 --> 00:20:33,368 There's a picnic basket. 310 00:20:34,609 --> 00:20:36,343 Let's go to the diner. 311 00:20:36,344 --> 00:20:38,679 Don't we have to get farther out of town? 312 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:40,375 I'm hungry now. 313 00:20:53,261 --> 00:20:54,595 Try some rhubarb? 314 00:20:54,596 --> 00:20:56,497 You're eating pie for breakfast? 315 00:20:56,498 --> 00:20:57,731 Oh. 316 00:20:57,732 --> 00:21:00,332 Why does everybody in the world think they know 317 00:21:00,333 --> 00:21:01,802 what's best for me? 318 00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:03,837 We need a lawyer. 319 00:21:03,838 --> 00:21:06,672 Maddy's boy, Manny. 320 00:21:06,673 --> 00:21:09,610 He's a real estate lawyer. 321 00:21:09,611 --> 00:21:11,612 Could I have one of your... 322 00:21:11,613 --> 00:21:13,414 You know, I saw this TV show. 323 00:21:13,415 --> 00:21:17,284 Rosie O'Donnell took a bunch of dykes on a cruise 324 00:21:17,285 --> 00:21:19,253 to Nova Scotia. 325 00:21:19,254 --> 00:21:23,357 Then this flock of lesbians got married there. 326 00:21:23,358 --> 00:21:24,825 Flock? 327 00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:27,795 Well, that's what they call us when we're in a group. 328 00:21:27,796 --> 00:21:30,598 You know, a gaggle of gays, a flock of lesbians, 329 00:21:30,599 --> 00:21:32,600 like in nature. 330 00:21:32,601 --> 00:21:35,834 Stella, are you... 331 00:21:35,835 --> 00:21:37,835 proposing to me? 332 00:21:39,808 --> 00:21:41,207 Maybe. 333 00:21:42,844 --> 00:21:44,709 Are you down on one knee? 334 00:21:46,779 --> 00:21:48,280 Yeah. 335 00:21:48,281 --> 00:21:50,484 I don't believe in marriage. 336 00:21:50,485 --> 00:21:52,217 I was married, remember? 337 00:21:52,218 --> 00:21:54,688 And that was like having a brain clot. 338 00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:56,957 I loved you for 31 years. 339 00:21:56,958 --> 00:21:59,193 I loved you when you got fat, 340 00:21:59,194 --> 00:22:01,927 and I loved you when you went blind... 341 00:22:01,928 --> 00:22:04,363 I'm gonna love you forever. 342 00:22:04,364 --> 00:22:06,433 Maybe I don't want to be 343 00:22:06,434 --> 00:22:08,334 tied down forever. 344 00:22:10,505 --> 00:22:13,271 Although, you know, maybe we could work out some sort 345 00:22:13,272 --> 00:22:15,643 of trial commitment. 346 00:22:15,644 --> 00:22:18,979 How about a hundred years? 347 00:22:18,980 --> 00:22:21,215 I was thinking of six months. 348 00:22:21,216 --> 00:22:22,383 75 years. 349 00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:23,384 5 years. 350 00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:24,284 35. 351 00:22:24,285 --> 00:22:25,819 Do I get credit for time served? 352 00:22:25,820 --> 00:22:27,120 - No. - No. 353 00:22:28,857 --> 00:22:31,892 31 years. 354 00:22:31,893 --> 00:22:35,562 Well, I have lived with you for 31 years, so I suppose 355 00:22:35,563 --> 00:22:37,929 I could put up with you for another 31. 356 00:22:37,930 --> 00:22:40,801 31-year, trial commitment. 357 00:22:40,802 --> 00:22:44,402 That's a deal. 358 00:22:45,405 --> 00:22:48,210 And then we can see other people. 359 00:22:52,681 --> 00:22:53,981 Where should we do it? 360 00:22:53,982 --> 00:22:55,349 Do what? 361 00:22:55,350 --> 00:22:56,984 Get married. Where should we get married? 362 00:22:56,985 --> 00:22:59,687 Oh... Paris. 363 00:22:59,688 --> 00:23:02,256 We got to go someplace where it's legal. 364 00:23:02,257 --> 00:23:03,388 Canada. 365 00:23:03,389 --> 00:23:06,393 We'll drive to Canada, and we'll get legally married. 366 00:23:06,394 --> 00:23:08,395 Then no one can separate us. 367 00:23:08,396 --> 00:23:09,963 Great. 368 00:23:09,964 --> 00:23:11,999 Now... 369 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,967 Oh, come on. 370 00:23:13,968 --> 00:23:15,536 One. 371 00:23:15,537 --> 00:23:17,334 My bag. 372 00:23:21,708 --> 00:23:23,744 Which way should we go? 373 00:23:23,745 --> 00:23:25,770 Anywhere that says north. 374 00:23:33,319 --> 00:23:36,557 # How the times have changed # 375 00:23:36,558 --> 00:23:40,585 # My, how our lives... # 376 00:24:02,383 --> 00:24:03,984 The police were here. 377 00:24:03,985 --> 00:24:06,687 I didn't tell them anything. 378 00:24:06,688 --> 00:24:08,722 We've decided to go... 379 00:24:08,723 --> 00:24:10,624 Tommy over here all the time. 380 00:24:10,625 --> 00:24:12,826 If I know anything I'll fold like a wet blanket. 381 00:24:12,827 --> 00:24:13,861 Yeah, we're gonna... 382 00:24:13,862 --> 00:24:15,729 Drive carefully. 383 00:24:15,730 --> 00:24:17,865 Tommy's got an all points bulletin 384 00:24:17,866 --> 00:24:19,733 on both of you. 385 00:24:19,734 --> 00:24:21,435 All right. 386 00:24:21,436 --> 00:24:23,535 Sure, thanks. 387 00:24:23,536 --> 00:24:25,536 Bye. 388 00:24:44,926 --> 00:24:46,360 All points bulletin? 389 00:24:46,361 --> 00:24:47,661 How many points are there? 390 00:24:47,662 --> 00:24:50,097 They're looking for us, the police. 391 00:24:50,098 --> 00:24:52,800 Well, let's just stop and get a lawyer. 392 00:24:52,801 --> 00:24:54,032 After we're married. 393 00:24:54,033 --> 00:24:55,534 Oh, Stella. 394 00:24:55,535 --> 00:24:57,137 You're so stubborn. 395 00:24:57,138 --> 00:24:59,373 We should pick up this kid. 396 00:24:59,374 --> 00:25:00,541 Why? 397 00:25:00,542 --> 00:25:02,874 Adding to our group will confuse anyone 398 00:25:02,875 --> 00:25:04,745 looking for two old broads. 399 00:25:04,746 --> 00:25:06,144 Does he look safe? 400 00:25:06,145 --> 00:25:08,443 Not really. 401 00:25:20,995 --> 00:25:22,663 Pull up your pants, kid. 402 00:25:22,664 --> 00:25:24,825 You're humping the wrong fire hydrant. 403 00:25:27,402 --> 00:25:29,100 Hey... 404 00:25:29,101 --> 00:25:31,160 I'm Prentice. 405 00:25:35,944 --> 00:25:37,571 Hey. 406 00:25:53,094 --> 00:25:54,595 Now don't eat everything. 407 00:25:54,596 --> 00:25:55,794 We'll stop for lunch. 408 00:25:55,795 --> 00:25:59,280 I don't know if they have food in Canada. 409 00:26:02,770 --> 00:26:04,499 Who's this? 410 00:26:06,507 --> 00:26:08,609 Who's this? 411 00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:11,142 Who is this? 412 00:26:11,143 --> 00:26:13,080 What? 413 00:26:13,081 --> 00:26:14,882 K. D. Lang. 414 00:26:14,883 --> 00:26:19,786 This is K. D. Lang. Jesus Anne Heche Christ. 415 00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:21,822 He's very young, Stella. 416 00:26:21,823 --> 00:26:23,457 That's no excuse. 417 00:26:23,458 --> 00:26:25,125 She's obsessed. 418 00:26:25,126 --> 00:26:26,493 I am not obsessed. 419 00:26:26,494 --> 00:26:27,895 Yes, you are. 420 00:26:27,896 --> 00:26:29,463 You want her. 421 00:26:29,464 --> 00:26:31,999 Maybe you should marry K. D. Lang. 422 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,991 Well, don't think I wouldn't. 423 00:26:36,504 --> 00:26:38,138 Pretty sweet. 424 00:26:38,139 --> 00:26:41,539 Sweet, my ass. 425 00:26:41,540 --> 00:26:43,010 Savory... 426 00:26:43,011 --> 00:26:45,579 Delicious. 427 00:26:45,580 --> 00:26:49,650 If I were on death row, I'd request my final meal be 428 00:26:49,651 --> 00:26:52,984 right between K.D. Lang's legs. 429 00:26:55,621 --> 00:26:57,124 Wow... 430 00:26:57,125 --> 00:26:59,960 So, where are you going, Prentice? 431 00:26:59,961 --> 00:27:02,663 Home, for my mother's funeral. 432 00:27:02,664 --> 00:27:05,032 Oh, I'm very sorry to hear that. 433 00:27:05,033 --> 00:27:06,633 How did she die? 434 00:27:06,634 --> 00:27:08,867 Oh, she ain't dead yet. 435 00:27:08,868 --> 00:27:11,705 I'm going home before she dies, and then I'm hoping 436 00:27:11,706 --> 00:27:13,507 to stay for her funeral. 437 00:27:13,508 --> 00:27:16,777 And what is it that's... that's killing her? 438 00:27:16,778 --> 00:27:18,645 Bacteria. 439 00:27:18,646 --> 00:27:20,080 Bacteria? 440 00:27:20,081 --> 00:27:22,215 Yeah, it's in her lungs. 441 00:27:22,216 --> 00:27:23,784 Bacteria. 442 00:27:23,785 --> 00:27:24,718 That's terrible. 443 00:27:24,719 --> 00:27:25,919 I'm really sorry. 444 00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,922 How long do you think she's got? 445 00:27:28,923 --> 00:27:30,655 Not long. 446 00:27:30,656 --> 00:27:33,801 I wouldn't want to die from bacteria. 447 00:27:34,226 --> 00:27:37,195 How old is your mother, Prentice? 448 00:27:37,196 --> 00:27:39,664 I really don't know. 449 00:27:39,665 --> 00:27:41,802 She's been lying about it for so long. 450 00:27:41,803 --> 00:27:44,738 Mountain lions, rattlesnakes, maybe... 451 00:27:44,739 --> 00:27:46,306 Not bacteria. 452 00:27:46,307 --> 00:27:48,275 Shut up, Stella. 453 00:27:57,151 --> 00:27:59,820 So where does your mother live, Prentice? 454 00:27:59,821 --> 00:28:02,222 Lower Economy, it's on your way. 455 00:28:02,223 --> 00:28:03,991 Lower Economy? 456 00:28:03,992 --> 00:28:04,925 Yeah. 457 00:28:04,926 --> 00:28:07,027 I grew up in Upper Economy, but my mom married 458 00:28:07,028 --> 00:28:08,962 the roadkill collector down in Lower Economy, 459 00:28:08,963 --> 00:28:11,298 so she got resituated. 460 00:28:11,299 --> 00:28:13,233 Are you fucking with me? 461 00:28:13,234 --> 00:28:16,903 Wave to the waitress or something, Stella, will you? 462 00:28:16,904 --> 00:28:19,106 Somebody's gotta collect the roadkill. 463 00:28:19,107 --> 00:28:20,574 It ain't gonna move itself. 464 00:28:20,575 --> 00:28:22,676 Would you folks care to see the dessert menu? 465 00:28:22,677 --> 00:28:24,144 - Yes. - No. 466 00:28:24,145 --> 00:28:26,711 Just, could I have one of those, please? 467 00:28:26,712 --> 00:28:27,948 Here you go. 468 00:28:27,949 --> 00:28:29,583 Could you read that to me? 469 00:28:29,584 --> 00:28:31,718 Prentice, you want dessert? 470 00:28:31,719 --> 00:28:32,986 - I do. - Banana split? 471 00:28:32,987 --> 00:28:36,023 Oh, yes, please, with cream. 472 00:28:36,024 --> 00:28:37,591 You have tequila? 473 00:28:37,592 --> 00:28:40,727 We don't have a license, sir. 474 00:28:40,728 --> 00:28:41,960 Beer? 475 00:28:41,961 --> 00:28:43,130 No liquor at all. 476 00:28:43,131 --> 00:28:44,598 No liquor? 477 00:28:44,599 --> 00:28:48,033 Not an Irish coffee, not a rum raisin thing? 478 00:28:48,034 --> 00:28:50,037 We have a rum raisin cookie. 479 00:28:50,038 --> 00:28:51,304 Have a cookie, Stella. 480 00:28:51,305 --> 00:28:53,738 Oh, fantastic. 481 00:28:53,739 --> 00:28:55,039 Stella? 482 00:28:58,713 --> 00:29:00,203 I thought... 483 00:29:03,184 --> 00:29:05,719 You seemed familiar. 484 00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:09,122 You know, if that skirt was any shorter, 485 00:29:09,123 --> 00:29:11,114 you'd need another hair net. 486 00:29:21,736 --> 00:29:23,937 Can you drive this truck? 487 00:29:23,938 --> 00:29:25,203 Yeah, awesome. 488 00:29:25,204 --> 00:29:27,074 What's wrong with you now? 489 00:29:27,075 --> 00:29:30,777 The waitress - she recognized me. 490 00:29:30,778 --> 00:29:32,779 The waitress did not recognize you. 491 00:29:32,780 --> 00:29:34,047 She said, I looked familiar. 492 00:29:34,048 --> 00:29:35,914 Apparently, like her uncle. 493 00:29:35,915 --> 00:29:37,717 They're looking for us. 494 00:29:37,718 --> 00:29:39,152 Who's looking for us? 495 00:29:39,153 --> 00:29:40,253 The police. 496 00:29:40,254 --> 00:29:42,854 The police and the waitresses, or just the police? 497 00:29:42,855 --> 00:29:44,291 Dammit. 498 00:29:44,292 --> 00:29:46,927 They put out an all points bulletin. 499 00:29:46,928 --> 00:29:49,963 Stella, have you ever received an all points bulletin? 500 00:29:49,964 --> 00:29:51,398 Ha, ha. 501 00:29:51,399 --> 00:29:54,668 I doubt that your friend, the hash-slinging waitress, 502 00:29:54,669 --> 00:29:56,103 has ever seen one either. 503 00:29:56,104 --> 00:29:57,337 You don't know that. 504 00:29:57,338 --> 00:29:58,770 But I know you're paranoid. 505 00:29:58,771 --> 00:30:00,674 Was I paranoid when the cops came to the house, 506 00:30:00,675 --> 00:30:02,438 held me down and took you away? 507 00:30:04,212 --> 00:30:05,412 He held you down? 508 00:30:05,413 --> 00:30:07,180 Do you think there's any chance in hell 509 00:30:07,181 --> 00:30:10,048 I would have let them drive off with you otherwise? 510 00:30:10,049 --> 00:30:12,219 Whoa, are you two running from the law? 511 00:30:12,220 --> 00:30:13,351 - Yes. - No. 512 00:30:13,352 --> 00:30:15,352 Awesome. 513 00:30:16,858 --> 00:30:19,960 # Ain't life sweet # 514 00:30:19,961 --> 00:30:23,096 # When we know what we're doing # 515 00:30:23,097 --> 00:30:26,197 # And ain't life sweet # 516 00:30:26,198 --> 00:30:30,108 # When we're not afraid to care... # 517 00:30:32,106 --> 00:30:34,875 I don't want to go without you, Stella. 518 00:30:34,876 --> 00:30:38,345 We have to split up, just 'til we cross the border. 519 00:30:38,346 --> 00:30:40,147 Then, we'll meet up. 520 00:30:40,148 --> 00:30:41,715 Why can't we just go back? 521 00:30:41,716 --> 00:30:44,017 We will go back, but not 'til after. 522 00:30:44,018 --> 00:30:45,385 Ah, Stella, please. 523 00:30:45,386 --> 00:30:46,753 After. 524 00:30:46,754 --> 00:30:48,381 OK, all right, OK. 525 00:30:52,026 --> 00:30:53,324 Prentice? 526 00:30:53,325 --> 00:30:54,292 Yeah. 527 00:30:54,293 --> 00:30:58,265 Castration awaits you if you steal my truck 528 00:30:58,266 --> 00:31:00,365 or abandon Dotty. 529 00:31:00,366 --> 00:31:02,366 I won't let you down. 530 00:31:05,239 --> 00:31:06,539 Here. 531 00:31:09,777 --> 00:31:11,745 You still look like a hooker. 532 00:31:14,413 --> 00:31:16,283 Stella, good luck. 533 00:31:16,284 --> 00:31:19,845 I'm gonna loop back around and take the old road. 534 00:31:56,557 --> 00:31:57,956 Buddy, get off the road. 535 00:31:58,926 --> 00:32:00,894 Assholes. 536 00:32:47,875 --> 00:32:49,175 Passports. 537 00:32:49,977 --> 00:32:51,945 Here you go. 538 00:32:51,946 --> 00:32:53,246 Where you going? 539 00:32:53,247 --> 00:32:55,315 Taking Granny to a wedding. 540 00:32:55,316 --> 00:32:57,183 Who's getting married? 541 00:32:57,184 --> 00:32:59,286 Her, uh... 542 00:32:59,287 --> 00:33:01,084 I am. 543 00:33:05,993 --> 00:33:07,327 Go on through. 544 00:33:07,328 --> 00:33:08,628 Thanks. 545 00:33:14,402 --> 00:33:17,304 If you wave your hand like that in front of my face again, 546 00:33:17,305 --> 00:33:18,897 I will bite it off. 547 00:33:21,509 --> 00:33:25,445 Stella, what takes you to Canada? 548 00:33:25,446 --> 00:33:27,547 I'm gonna meet up with Dotty. 549 00:33:27,548 --> 00:33:30,244 Get away from her cunt-face granddaughter. 550 00:33:33,154 --> 00:33:36,156 I, uh, wish you wouldn't use the 'c' word. 551 00:33:36,157 --> 00:33:37,657 What are you, crazy? 552 00:33:37,658 --> 00:33:40,425 Cunt is for punctuation I love cunt. 553 00:33:40,426 --> 00:33:43,163 Cunt is a temple... 554 00:33:43,164 --> 00:33:46,566 Cunt is fast foods. 555 00:33:46,567 --> 00:33:48,599 Cunt... 556 00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:50,437 Pussy... 557 00:33:50,438 --> 00:33:51,471 Snatch... 558 00:33:51,472 --> 00:33:55,272 Mmm, just saying the words makes me drool. 559 00:33:56,575 --> 00:33:59,110 Vagina - what the hell is that? 560 00:33:59,111 --> 00:34:01,045 Sounds like a disease, huh? 561 00:34:01,046 --> 00:34:03,183 To me it sounds virginal. 562 00:34:03,184 --> 00:34:06,319 That's how we say it down home - vir-gi-na. 563 00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:08,021 No, no, no. 564 00:34:08,022 --> 00:34:10,623 I don't like virgins, no. 565 00:34:10,624 --> 00:34:14,659 I like them good and stretched, so I can crawl right back up 566 00:34:14,660 --> 00:34:17,161 in there and do yoga. 567 00:34:17,162 --> 00:34:18,932 Well, it's different for men. 568 00:34:18,933 --> 00:34:22,635 We like things snug, tight. 569 00:34:22,636 --> 00:34:26,072 You should get bigger penises. 570 00:34:26,073 --> 00:34:27,338 Tight... 571 00:34:27,339 --> 00:34:31,042 That's why God gave us a poop shoot, Arnold. 572 00:34:31,043 --> 00:34:33,511 Go get a DVD, for fuck's sake. 573 00:34:33,512 --> 00:34:34,714 Amateurs are doing it. 574 00:34:34,715 --> 00:34:36,410 All right. 575 00:34:38,185 --> 00:34:39,675 Why are we stopping? 576 00:34:41,086 --> 00:34:42,956 You have to take a leak? 577 00:34:42,957 --> 00:34:44,457 I'd like you to get out, please. 578 00:34:44,458 --> 00:34:45,492 I'm OK. 579 00:34:45,493 --> 00:34:46,960 I don't want you in my car. 580 00:34:46,961 --> 00:34:48,661 What the fuck's wrong with you? 581 00:34:48,662 --> 00:34:50,186 Dirtiest mouth in Christendom. 582 00:34:54,099 --> 00:34:57,170 Take that stick out of your ass and suck on it, 583 00:34:57,171 --> 00:34:59,469 you tight son of a bitch. 584 00:35:01,475 --> 00:35:03,204 Asshole. 585 00:35:19,460 --> 00:35:21,995 Where were you hitching from? 586 00:35:21,996 --> 00:35:23,997 New York. 587 00:35:23,998 --> 00:35:25,265 I used to dance there. 588 00:35:25,266 --> 00:35:27,434 Ah, you were a stripper. 589 00:35:27,435 --> 00:35:29,402 Modern. 590 00:35:29,403 --> 00:35:34,238 Although, sometimes, they ain't that different. 591 00:35:37,244 --> 00:35:39,446 I, uh... 592 00:35:39,447 --> 00:35:41,247 I peed on stage once. 593 00:35:41,248 --> 00:35:42,315 What? 594 00:35:42,316 --> 00:35:43,550 Yeah. 595 00:35:43,551 --> 00:35:44,582 Into a bucket. 596 00:35:44,583 --> 00:35:46,152 Oh, no. 597 00:35:46,153 --> 00:35:49,722 My 'choreographer' convinced me 598 00:35:49,723 --> 00:35:51,558 I was pushing the art form. 599 00:35:51,559 --> 00:35:53,026 Oh, well, you were. 600 00:35:53,027 --> 00:35:54,294 Yeah. 601 00:35:54,295 --> 00:35:58,131 Then one night I literally forgot - 602 00:35:58,132 --> 00:36:00,700 and just peed before the show. 603 00:36:00,701 --> 00:36:04,469 And, you know, you sweat, under those lights... 604 00:36:04,470 --> 00:36:05,605 Um hmm. 605 00:36:05,606 --> 00:36:08,508 Anyway, when it came time to pee on stage, 606 00:36:08,509 --> 00:36:09,709 nothing came out. 607 00:36:09,710 --> 00:36:11,344 And it was... 608 00:36:11,345 --> 00:36:13,179 it was just so humiliating. 609 00:36:13,180 --> 00:36:16,816 It was humiliating not to pee on the stage? 610 00:36:16,817 --> 00:36:18,115 Well, exactly. 611 00:36:18,116 --> 00:36:20,553 Your moral compass was spinning. 612 00:36:20,554 --> 00:36:23,323 That's what my husband used to say to me. 613 00:36:23,324 --> 00:36:25,758 Well, I pulled at it, you know, to try to get... 614 00:36:25,759 --> 00:36:27,060 Pulled at what? 615 00:36:27,061 --> 00:36:28,561 At... it... 616 00:36:28,562 --> 00:36:29,729 Oh, sorry. 617 00:36:29,730 --> 00:36:31,128 Yeah. 618 00:36:31,129 --> 00:36:34,267 To try to get some pee, you know, and I, uh... 619 00:36:34,268 --> 00:36:37,270 I just ended up with a boner instead. 620 00:36:37,271 --> 00:36:39,706 Was the audience scandalized? 621 00:36:39,707 --> 00:36:41,608 Nope. 622 00:36:41,609 --> 00:36:46,644 It was the biggest standing ovation I ever got. 623 00:36:46,645 --> 00:36:47,647 What? No way. 624 00:36:47,648 --> 00:36:51,607 Yeah. Apparently I was pushing the art form. 625 00:36:53,187 --> 00:36:55,588 What did the Village Voice write? 626 00:36:55,589 --> 00:36:58,825 I... elevated... 627 00:36:58,826 --> 00:37:00,793 the art form... 628 00:37:00,794 --> 00:37:03,229 By about 7 and a half inches. 629 00:37:03,230 --> 00:37:07,600 Well, don't worry. 630 00:37:07,601 --> 00:37:12,272 That's half an inch more than Baryshnikov. 631 00:37:12,273 --> 00:37:15,775 Well, thank you. 632 00:37:15,776 --> 00:37:17,076 You're welcome. 633 00:37:19,745 --> 00:37:22,415 I think you should just go and get her. 634 00:37:22,416 --> 00:37:24,348 She's not going to get a ride. 635 00:37:24,349 --> 00:37:27,453 And even if she does, they won't make the 20 miles 636 00:37:27,454 --> 00:37:30,390 without kicking her out with that mouth of hers. 637 00:37:30,391 --> 00:37:33,293 So I'll just sit here and wait for you, no? 638 00:37:33,294 --> 00:37:35,326 Well, yeah, but, if they're looking for you... 639 00:37:35,327 --> 00:37:37,263 Nobody's looking for her. 640 00:37:37,264 --> 00:37:39,330 She thinks everybody's looking for her. 641 00:37:39,331 --> 00:37:42,802 She thinks the IRS, the CIA, the Moral Majority, 642 00:37:42,803 --> 00:37:44,203 everyone's looking for her. 643 00:37:44,204 --> 00:37:46,806 Stella said she'd cut off my balls if I left you. 644 00:37:46,807 --> 00:37:49,642 Well, I can tell you that if 645 00:37:49,643 --> 00:37:52,168 Stella ever saw your balls, she'd faint. 646 00:37:56,717 --> 00:37:58,849 Well, she wouldn't be the first. 647 00:37:58,850 --> 00:38:00,820 Is that a step 648 00:38:00,821 --> 00:38:01,721 or what is it? 649 00:38:01,722 --> 00:38:03,022 Oh, that's a curb. 650 00:38:05,726 --> 00:38:07,427 There's a chair in front of you. 651 00:38:07,428 --> 00:38:08,661 - There? - In front. 652 00:38:08,662 --> 00:38:10,563 Fine. Bye. 653 00:38:10,564 --> 00:38:11,864 Good luck. 654 00:38:20,205 --> 00:38:22,205 Oh. 655 00:38:31,185 --> 00:38:37,085 Chica boom, chica boom, chica boom boom... 656 00:38:58,479 --> 00:38:59,779 Come on. 657 00:39:01,348 --> 00:39:03,316 Where the hell is Dotty? 658 00:39:06,420 --> 00:39:07,685 Canada. 659 00:39:07,686 --> 00:39:10,221 All right, let's go. 660 00:39:10,222 --> 00:39:11,357 She's fine. 661 00:39:11,358 --> 00:39:13,526 If she's not, I'm leaving your head 662 00:39:13,527 --> 00:39:15,222 on the side of the road. 663 00:39:17,496 --> 00:39:18,998 And who are you? 664 00:39:18,999 --> 00:39:20,898 His woman. 665 00:39:20,899 --> 00:39:23,236 She's not my woman. 666 00:39:23,237 --> 00:39:24,268 We're not a... 667 00:39:24,269 --> 00:39:26,003 I'm a cougar. 668 00:39:26,004 --> 00:39:27,373 Are you married? 669 00:39:27,374 --> 00:39:28,808 His wife doesn't know. 670 00:39:28,809 --> 00:39:30,910 Can you step out of the car, please? 671 00:39:30,911 --> 00:39:33,312 I'm not cheating on my wife with this woman. 672 00:39:33,313 --> 00:39:34,781 I couldn't care less, sir. 673 00:39:34,782 --> 00:39:37,517 I just want to make sure there's no misunderstanding. 674 00:39:37,518 --> 00:39:38,985 Just open up the bag, sir. 675 00:39:58,672 --> 00:40:00,540 Whose drugs are these? 676 00:40:00,541 --> 00:40:02,008 Not mine. 677 00:40:02,676 --> 00:40:04,041 Mine. 678 00:40:05,813 --> 00:40:07,576 Your name is Dorothy? 679 00:40:08,682 --> 00:40:11,048 On weekends. 680 00:40:11,049 --> 00:40:13,049 Oh, Lord. 681 00:40:15,556 --> 00:40:17,581 Why are you carrying drugs across the border? 682 00:40:19,326 --> 00:40:21,561 I'm a hitchhiker. 683 00:40:21,562 --> 00:40:23,828 I don't know anything about his drugs. 684 00:40:23,829 --> 00:40:26,833 I thought you said you were his mistress. 685 00:40:26,834 --> 00:40:28,968 I lied. 686 00:40:28,969 --> 00:40:30,664 Why'd you lie? 687 00:40:32,940 --> 00:40:35,465 Hitchhiking is illegal. 688 00:41:51,983 --> 00:41:52,919 How'd it go? 689 00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:54,518 - Great. - Horrible. 690 00:41:54,519 --> 00:41:56,086 Did you get stopped? 691 00:41:56,087 --> 00:41:58,656 She told them she was my girlfriend. 692 00:41:58,657 --> 00:42:01,894 Oh, Stella, why do you cause everyone such grief? 693 00:42:01,895 --> 00:42:02,895 What grief? 694 00:42:02,896 --> 00:42:04,430 We're here, aren't we? 695 00:42:04,431 --> 00:42:06,899 I was throwing them off our scent. 696 00:42:06,900 --> 00:42:09,869 I learned that back in the 1950s. 697 00:42:09,870 --> 00:42:14,006 If you got caught on a date with another woman, 698 00:42:14,007 --> 00:42:17,543 you had to make up a story that was even more scandalous. 699 00:42:17,544 --> 00:42:19,545 Like, uh... 700 00:42:19,546 --> 00:42:22,415 My husband got Doris here pregnant, 701 00:42:22,416 --> 00:42:24,951 and I'm getting her the abortion money. 702 00:42:24,952 --> 00:42:26,953 That kind of thing. 703 00:42:26,954 --> 00:42:30,056 The only thing that keeps them from sniffing around for dirt 704 00:42:30,057 --> 00:42:31,457 is finding it. 705 00:42:31,458 --> 00:42:33,559 So, you give them dirt. 706 00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:36,727 It keeps the moral squad off your back. 707 00:42:36,728 --> 00:42:39,163 Oh, you see, Prentice, I forgot the moral squad. 708 00:42:39,164 --> 00:42:40,967 Yeah, well, it would have been fine, 709 00:42:40,968 --> 00:42:43,734 but you see, we still had your drugs in the truck. 710 00:42:43,735 --> 00:42:45,638 - What? - Oh, yeah. 711 00:42:45,639 --> 00:42:46,873 And she sold me out. 712 00:42:46,874 --> 00:42:48,774 She told them they were my drugs. 713 00:42:48,775 --> 00:42:50,576 No. Stella. 714 00:42:50,577 --> 00:42:52,111 We got through. 715 00:42:52,112 --> 00:42:53,079 Yeah. 716 00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:54,847 After I got strip-searched. 717 00:42:54,848 --> 00:42:55,948 And cavity searched. 718 00:42:55,949 --> 00:42:56,983 - No. - Oh, yeah. 719 00:42:56,984 --> 00:42:58,716 'Cause she tells them I'm carrying 720 00:42:58,717 --> 00:43:00,119 someone else's drugs. 721 00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:01,888 Oh, please, that guy just wanted to stick 722 00:43:01,889 --> 00:43:03,589 his finger up your ass. 723 00:43:03,590 --> 00:43:05,825 They didn't even run my plates. 724 00:43:05,826 --> 00:43:07,593 Well, are you OK, Prentice? 725 00:43:07,594 --> 00:43:10,696 Like that's the first time a finger's been up there, huh? 726 00:43:10,697 --> 00:43:12,930 I mean, are you all right for driving? 727 00:43:12,931 --> 00:43:17,003 He's not driving with his asshole, Dotty. 728 00:43:17,004 --> 00:43:18,871 I'm fine. 729 00:43:18,872 --> 00:43:20,137 Thank you. 730 00:43:20,138 --> 00:43:24,973 I just want to put the whole thing behind me, please. 731 00:43:29,616 --> 00:43:31,649 The whole thing behind him. 732 00:43:31,650 --> 00:43:33,017 I know. Stop. 733 00:43:33,018 --> 00:43:34,620 Stop, stop. 734 00:43:34,621 --> 00:43:36,885 Oh, God, that's good. 735 00:44:03,517 --> 00:44:06,116 I can't see a damn thing in this fog. 736 00:44:06,117 --> 00:44:08,117 Welcome to my world. 737 00:44:10,524 --> 00:44:12,122 I'm not right about this. 738 00:44:12,123 --> 00:44:13,657 I don't feel good about this. 739 00:44:13,658 --> 00:44:15,027 It's not right. 740 00:44:15,028 --> 00:44:15,928 What feels wrong? 741 00:44:15,929 --> 00:44:18,159 I don't know. The air, something. 742 00:44:19,933 --> 00:44:21,534 Do you have cold feet? 743 00:44:21,535 --> 00:44:24,203 I've had cold feet for 15 years, bad circulation. 744 00:44:24,204 --> 00:44:25,703 You know that. 745 00:44:25,704 --> 00:44:26,772 Tell me about it. 746 00:44:26,773 --> 00:44:29,075 It was my ass you used to warm them up. 747 00:44:29,076 --> 00:44:30,543 Oh. 748 00:44:30,544 --> 00:44:32,643 Whoa. Pull over. 749 00:44:32,644 --> 00:44:33,980 It's really raining now. 750 00:44:33,981 --> 00:44:35,079 Pull over. 751 00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:36,716 Where? I can't. 752 00:44:36,717 --> 00:44:37,783 Pull over. 753 00:44:37,784 --> 00:44:38,751 Lovely rain. 754 00:44:38,752 --> 00:44:40,084 There we go... 755 00:44:40,085 --> 00:44:42,212 OK. 756 00:44:45,826 --> 00:44:48,327 Oh, it's lovely. Let's go for a walk. 757 00:44:48,328 --> 00:44:49,795 Stay in the truck. 758 00:44:54,034 --> 00:44:55,701 Come back. 759 00:44:55,702 --> 00:44:56,969 Rain. 760 00:44:56,970 --> 00:44:58,631 Stop. 761 00:45:12,052 --> 00:45:14,086 Oh, hold on, hold on. 762 00:45:14,087 --> 00:45:15,855 Oh, yes. 763 00:45:15,856 --> 00:45:17,890 See, it was just the rain. 764 00:45:17,891 --> 00:45:20,086 Oh, Stella... 765 00:45:23,964 --> 00:45:27,133 Lovely rain, Stella. 766 00:45:27,134 --> 00:45:30,970 Oh, feel that, feel that. 767 00:45:30,971 --> 00:45:32,271 Isn't that beautiful? 768 00:45:32,272 --> 00:45:33,796 Oh, yes... 769 00:45:42,614 --> 00:45:44,615 Oh, Stella... 770 00:45:44,616 --> 00:45:47,084 My darling, my darling. 771 00:45:47,085 --> 00:45:48,354 I love you. 772 00:45:48,355 --> 00:45:52,224 Oh, Dotty, I love you. 773 00:45:52,225 --> 00:45:55,261 Oh, feel that on your face. 774 00:45:55,262 --> 00:45:58,297 See... It was just... 775 00:45:58,298 --> 00:46:00,030 The rain. 776 00:46:00,031 --> 00:46:01,065 Yes. 777 00:46:01,066 --> 00:46:03,066 Just the rain. 778 00:46:06,137 --> 00:46:08,207 Oh, my God. 779 00:46:08,208 --> 00:46:09,909 What? 780 00:46:09,910 --> 00:46:11,210 What's wrong with you? 781 00:46:11,211 --> 00:46:13,412 - Oh, you won't... - What's wrong? 782 00:46:13,413 --> 00:46:15,347 Oh... Yuck. 783 00:46:15,348 --> 00:46:16,282 What is it? 784 00:46:16,283 --> 00:46:18,651 Prentice, naked, washing his clothes. 785 00:46:18,652 --> 00:46:20,920 I haven't done laundry in weeks. 786 00:46:20,921 --> 00:46:22,922 Oh, I wish I could see... 787 00:46:22,923 --> 00:46:24,090 All right, Prentice. 788 00:46:24,091 --> 00:46:25,324 Do it. Woo hoo. 789 00:46:25,325 --> 00:46:26,992 Yeah, well, whatever... 790 00:46:26,993 --> 00:46:28,692 Kiss my ass. 791 00:46:28,693 --> 00:46:30,329 Just kiss it. Here you go. 792 00:46:30,330 --> 00:46:31,762 Yeah, kiss mine too. 793 00:46:31,763 --> 00:46:35,164 Look at his balls. 794 00:48:03,490 --> 00:48:06,425 Jesus H. Christ. 795 00:48:06,426 --> 00:48:08,928 You little sissy. 796 00:48:08,929 --> 00:48:12,164 You're a beautiful dancer, Prentice. 797 00:48:12,165 --> 00:48:13,163 Hah. 798 00:48:13,164 --> 00:48:14,266 You can see? 799 00:48:14,267 --> 00:48:16,035 Well, I can see light... 800 00:48:16,036 --> 00:48:17,770 shapes. 801 00:48:17,771 --> 00:48:19,939 You make beautiful shapes. 802 00:48:19,940 --> 00:48:22,374 Thank you, Dotty. 803 00:48:22,375 --> 00:48:23,675 Where are we? 804 00:48:25,076 --> 00:48:26,812 Upper Economy. 805 00:48:26,813 --> 00:48:28,214 Oh. 806 00:48:28,215 --> 00:48:30,349 Well, we're here. 807 00:48:30,350 --> 00:48:31,784 I can't believe it. 808 00:48:31,785 --> 00:48:32,952 Where are we? 809 00:48:32,953 --> 00:48:35,953 We're in the Upper Economy. 810 00:48:35,954 --> 00:48:39,558 Hey, where's the Lower Economy? 811 00:48:39,559 --> 00:48:41,994 Just down that hill. 812 00:48:41,995 --> 00:48:43,485 Oh, down this road? 813 00:48:46,233 --> 00:48:48,801 Well, there's only one road. 814 00:48:48,802 --> 00:48:51,170 When you're in the Upper Economy, 815 00:48:51,171 --> 00:48:53,139 you've got nowhere to go but down. 816 00:48:54,806 --> 00:48:57,876 Jesus, it's beautiful here, Dotty. 817 00:48:57,877 --> 00:49:01,547 Don't let my mother hear you take the Lord's name in vain. 818 00:49:01,548 --> 00:49:02,881 I didn't. 819 00:49:02,882 --> 00:49:06,518 I changed the spelling so it rhymes like a cheeeese snack, 820 00:49:06,519 --> 00:49:09,119 and that makes it not a sin. 821 00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:10,956 And, uh... 822 00:49:10,957 --> 00:49:13,290 don't tell her you're lesbians. 823 00:49:13,291 --> 00:49:14,994 What should we be? 824 00:49:14,995 --> 00:49:17,463 I don't know, nuns. 825 00:49:17,464 --> 00:49:20,499 Ha, ha, ha, nuns. 826 00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:22,835 We could be your dancing teacher. 827 00:49:22,836 --> 00:49:25,170 From the Order of the Holy Shits. 828 00:49:25,171 --> 00:49:26,570 Well, he was dancing, Stella. 829 00:49:26,571 --> 00:49:28,572 They don't have blind dance teachers, Dotty. 830 00:49:28,573 --> 00:49:30,573 Oh, yes, they do. 831 00:49:35,982 --> 00:49:38,484 We could be your backup singers... 832 00:49:38,485 --> 00:49:40,219 Oh, yeah, like Dawn. 833 00:49:40,220 --> 00:49:41,887 He doesn't remember Dawn. 834 00:49:41,888 --> 00:49:43,987 Well like dusk, anyway. 835 00:49:43,988 --> 00:49:46,158 They should reunite after 50 years, 836 00:49:46,159 --> 00:49:48,594 Tony Orlando and Dusk. 837 00:49:48,595 --> 00:49:52,331 And Telma Hopkins, she was one tall drink of kahlua. 838 00:49:52,332 --> 00:49:54,400 If I had one night with Telma Hopkins... 839 00:49:54,401 --> 00:49:55,868 Hey, you know, you could... 840 00:49:55,869 --> 00:49:57,496 just drop me off. 841 00:50:01,472 --> 00:50:05,008 # So let's say Goodbye to Gypsy # 842 00:50:05,009 --> 00:50:08,113 # Hello, Mary Jo # 843 00:50:08,114 --> 00:50:11,183 # Say has anybody seen my # 844 00:50:11,184 --> 00:50:13,550 # Sweet Gypsy Rose # 845 00:50:39,112 --> 00:50:41,280 I need to use your bathroom, 846 00:50:41,281 --> 00:50:43,115 or shit on your front lawn. 847 00:50:43,116 --> 00:50:44,450 Your choice. 848 00:50:44,451 --> 00:50:47,019 OK, but it's really early for them. 849 00:50:47,020 --> 00:50:48,921 So, you have to be quiet. 850 00:50:48,922 --> 00:50:50,456 - OK. - We'll tiptoe. 851 00:50:50,457 --> 00:50:51,924 You stay in the truck. 852 00:50:51,925 --> 00:50:54,593 Why? You don't want your mother to meet me? 853 00:50:54,594 --> 00:50:56,095 I just... 854 00:50:56,096 --> 00:50:58,064 I don't know how to explain you. 855 00:51:01,466 --> 00:51:04,781 I've never known how to explain myself. 856 00:51:07,140 --> 00:51:08,273 Oh... 857 00:51:08,274 --> 00:51:10,342 I need to piss like a fucking race horse. 858 00:51:10,343 --> 00:51:11,477 Come on. 859 00:51:11,478 --> 00:51:13,345 Are we nearly there? Please... 860 00:51:13,346 --> 00:51:14,980 Yeah, there's grass. 861 00:51:14,981 --> 00:51:16,949 I'm bursting. 862 00:51:16,950 --> 00:51:18,050 Stair. 863 00:51:18,051 --> 00:51:19,418 Step, step. 864 00:51:19,419 --> 00:51:20,486 Right. 865 00:51:20,487 --> 00:51:22,354 And another one. 866 00:51:22,355 --> 00:51:24,356 Step, step, step, all done. 867 00:51:24,357 --> 00:51:25,724 Thank you. 868 00:51:25,725 --> 00:51:27,960 Here we go. 869 00:51:27,961 --> 00:51:28,961 Step. 870 00:51:28,962 --> 00:51:30,462 - Are we there? - Again. 871 00:51:30,463 --> 00:51:33,263 This way, this way. 872 00:51:33,264 --> 00:51:35,634 Turn. Turn right here. 873 00:51:35,635 --> 00:51:37,269 - Right? - Yeah. 874 00:51:37,270 --> 00:51:38,971 There's a little step here. 875 00:51:38,972 --> 00:51:40,506 Go on straight ahead. 876 00:51:40,507 --> 00:51:42,107 Straight ahead. 877 00:51:42,108 --> 00:51:43,075 Please. 878 00:51:43,076 --> 00:51:46,545 We're here, and bathroom's on your left... 879 00:51:46,546 --> 00:51:48,280 Is this it? All right. 880 00:51:48,281 --> 00:51:49,615 You need some help in there? 881 00:51:49,616 --> 00:51:50,516 No, I can do this. 882 00:51:50,517 --> 00:51:52,348 All bathrooms are the same. Thanks. 883 00:52:08,134 --> 00:52:09,434 Hi, Mommy. 884 00:52:11,771 --> 00:52:13,363 Hi... 885 00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:22,375 Oh, not so tight. 886 00:52:29,589 --> 00:52:32,024 What are you doing here? 887 00:52:32,025 --> 00:52:33,459 Uh... 888 00:52:33,460 --> 00:52:34,791 Oh, hug me again. 889 00:53:12,465 --> 00:53:14,333 Uh, where is he? 890 00:53:14,334 --> 00:53:15,634 Sleeping. 891 00:53:21,774 --> 00:53:23,298 What can I do for you? 892 00:53:26,546 --> 00:53:29,748 There's, uh, Cheerios or Raisin Bran. 893 00:53:29,749 --> 00:53:31,481 Mix them. 894 00:53:31,482 --> 00:53:33,352 Mix them? 895 00:53:33,353 --> 00:53:34,653 Half and half. 896 00:53:52,238 --> 00:53:53,138 Mom... 897 00:53:53,139 --> 00:53:54,504 Yeah, honey. 898 00:53:59,646 --> 00:54:00,712 I'm fine. 899 00:54:00,713 --> 00:54:02,648 You're not fine. 900 00:54:02,649 --> 00:54:04,549 I'm fine today. 901 00:54:17,797 --> 00:54:19,531 I love you. 902 00:54:19,532 --> 00:54:20,863 I know that. 903 00:54:30,408 --> 00:54:32,408 Love you too. 904 00:55:10,715 --> 00:55:12,715 Stella. 905 00:55:28,401 --> 00:55:31,928 Oh, thank God. 906 00:56:02,233 --> 00:56:04,233 Hello? 907 00:56:07,573 --> 00:56:08,873 Hello. 908 00:56:14,914 --> 00:56:16,014 What? 909 00:56:16,015 --> 00:56:17,607 Excuse me. 910 00:56:18,918 --> 00:56:20,318 Hey. 911 00:56:20,319 --> 00:56:22,018 Who the fuck are you? 912 00:56:22,019 --> 00:56:24,022 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 913 00:56:24,023 --> 00:56:25,424 Ow. 914 00:56:25,425 --> 00:56:29,594 Ow, ow, ow, ow. 915 00:56:29,595 --> 00:56:31,392 Get off me. 916 00:56:34,567 --> 00:56:36,660 Fuck, Christ... 917 00:56:38,002 --> 00:56:40,334 Stella... 918 00:56:41,641 --> 00:56:42,941 Stella? 919 00:56:43,543 --> 00:56:45,410 Stella... 920 00:56:45,411 --> 00:56:47,546 Well, Jesus Christ. 921 00:56:47,547 --> 00:56:49,514 - Hey, Dotty? - Stella. 922 00:56:49,515 --> 00:56:50,947 Yeah, here. 923 00:56:50,948 --> 00:56:52,948 Fuck. 924 00:56:53,519 --> 00:56:55,821 Come on, you have to go around. 925 00:56:55,822 --> 00:56:57,355 Go around. 926 00:56:57,356 --> 00:56:59,381 OK, door open. 927 00:57:03,329 --> 00:57:04,996 Hey... 928 00:57:04,997 --> 00:57:05,897 Hey. 929 00:57:05,898 --> 00:57:07,833 What the fuck are you doing in my house? 930 00:57:07,834 --> 00:57:08,834 Shut that door. 931 00:57:08,835 --> 00:57:10,769 What the fuck are you? 932 00:57:10,770 --> 00:57:13,905 Get the fuck off my ass, you asshole. 933 00:57:13,906 --> 00:57:17,442 Hey, what the fuck are you doing in my house? 934 00:57:17,443 --> 00:57:19,044 What the fuck? 935 00:57:19,045 --> 00:57:20,579 Come back here. 936 00:57:20,580 --> 00:57:24,316 Hey, what the fuck are you doing in my house? 937 00:57:24,317 --> 00:57:25,617 Hey... 938 00:57:26,586 --> 00:57:27,317 Stella. 939 00:57:27,318 --> 00:57:28,620 What did he do to you? 940 00:57:28,621 --> 00:57:30,655 Nothing. I did it to him. 941 00:57:30,656 --> 00:57:33,690 I molested him. 942 00:57:33,691 --> 00:57:35,994 What the fuck are you doing in my house? 943 00:57:35,995 --> 00:57:38,563 What are you doing on my property? 944 00:57:38,564 --> 00:57:40,065 Oh, shit. 945 00:57:40,066 --> 00:57:41,733 Get off. 946 00:57:41,734 --> 00:57:42,868 Come on. 947 00:57:42,869 --> 00:57:43,902 You wanna fight? 948 00:57:43,903 --> 00:57:45,564 Come on. 949 00:57:47,340 --> 00:57:48,607 Stop the car. 950 00:57:48,608 --> 00:57:49,875 Dad. 951 00:57:49,876 --> 00:57:51,434 Guillaume. 952 00:57:59,452 --> 00:58:01,052 Who are they? 953 00:58:01,053 --> 00:58:02,485 Uh... 954 00:58:02,486 --> 00:58:04,716 My dance...teachers. 955 00:58:14,033 --> 00:58:16,501 You're giving these people my breakfast? 956 00:58:16,502 --> 00:58:18,603 It's just eggs and sausage, Guillaume. 957 00:58:18,604 --> 00:58:20,639 She already had my fucking sausage. 958 00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:22,870 Well, now she needs a bigger one. 959 00:58:40,726 --> 00:58:42,861 Look, we can go to a diner. 960 00:58:42,862 --> 00:58:45,888 Please. You drove my boy all the way from Maine. 961 00:58:47,834 --> 00:58:49,000 You feeling better? 962 00:58:49,001 --> 00:58:50,834 - Stella. - What? 963 00:58:50,835 --> 00:58:52,037 I'm fine. 964 00:58:52,038 --> 00:58:53,538 I am. 965 00:58:53,539 --> 00:58:56,074 Prentice didn't have to come all this way. 966 00:58:56,075 --> 00:58:57,075 You're not dying? 967 00:58:57,076 --> 00:58:58,675 Oh, Stella. 968 00:58:58,676 --> 00:59:00,745 You don't think we're all wondering? 969 00:59:00,746 --> 00:59:02,147 It's not your place to ask. 970 00:59:02,148 --> 00:59:05,148 You just don't want to be the only elephant in the room. 971 00:59:05,149 --> 00:59:06,816 You ain't dying? 972 00:59:06,817 --> 00:59:07,853 See... 973 00:59:07,854 --> 00:59:09,821 Not today, OK? 974 00:59:09,822 --> 00:59:11,089 You have bacteria? 975 00:59:11,090 --> 00:59:13,124 Come on, Stella. Let's just go. 976 00:59:13,125 --> 00:59:14,159 OK, let's go. 977 00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:15,660 Goodbye, Prentice. 978 00:59:15,661 --> 00:59:16,461 What? 979 00:59:16,462 --> 00:59:18,096 No, no. 980 00:59:18,097 --> 00:59:20,065 You're not leaving Prentice here. 981 00:59:20,066 --> 00:59:22,966 He just hitch-hiked a thousand miles to see you. 982 00:59:22,967 --> 00:59:24,603 But he can't stay here. 983 00:59:24,604 --> 00:59:28,705 He knows that... 984 00:59:28,706 --> 00:59:30,831 We can go somewhere else. 985 00:59:31,744 --> 00:59:33,678 You have money? 986 00:59:33,679 --> 00:59:34,844 No. 987 00:59:34,845 --> 00:59:37,782 Then don't talk to me about going somewheres else. 988 00:59:37,783 --> 00:59:39,451 Everything I have is here. 989 00:59:39,452 --> 00:59:40,817 My doctor is here. 990 00:59:40,818 --> 00:59:43,787 My... furniture is here. 991 00:59:45,458 --> 00:59:47,192 But you hate him. 992 00:59:47,193 --> 00:59:49,227 No... 993 00:59:49,228 --> 00:59:53,562 I don't... hate him. 994 00:59:56,202 --> 00:59:58,636 You are such a good boy. 995 01:00:01,173 --> 01:00:03,073 I am so proud of you. 996 01:00:05,778 --> 01:00:08,576 So, ladies, you can see, I have that problem. 997 01:00:15,888 --> 01:00:17,583 Let's hit the road. 998 01:00:32,870 --> 01:00:36,574 Who in the fuck SHAT in my bidet? 999 01:00:36,575 --> 01:00:37,876 Uh-oh. 1000 01:00:37,877 --> 01:00:40,675 Drive Stella, drive quickly. 1001 01:01:04,937 --> 01:01:07,205 Things change, Stella. 1002 01:01:07,206 --> 01:01:10,608 You can't hold on to the past. 1003 01:01:10,609 --> 01:01:13,544 You gotta live for the here and now. 1004 01:01:16,983 --> 01:01:19,850 Not if the here and now sucks shit. 1005 01:01:21,654 --> 01:01:24,253 Take it from an old broad. 1006 01:01:24,254 --> 01:01:27,559 There are plenty of days when, if all I had to live for 1007 01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:33,460 was the there and then, I woulda blown my own head off. 1008 01:01:35,899 --> 01:01:39,104 Some days you live for the future - 1009 01:01:39,105 --> 01:01:41,606 the one you imagine. 1010 01:01:41,607 --> 01:01:44,098 You know damn well it's never gonna happen. 1011 01:01:45,578 --> 01:01:48,845 Prentice... 1012 01:01:48,846 --> 01:01:54,746 If you're ever lucky enough to have a perfect day 1013 01:01:56,622 --> 01:01:59,224 don't let go of it. 1014 01:01:59,225 --> 01:02:02,358 Bank it. 1015 01:02:02,359 --> 01:02:05,351 Paint a picture of it. 1016 01:02:09,168 --> 01:02:14,739 You have a perfect day, you hold on to it 1017 01:02:14,740 --> 01:02:16,833 like it's your dick. 1018 01:02:20,911 --> 01:02:24,141 With a firm grip, at least twice a day. 1019 01:02:26,285 --> 01:02:28,014 Exactly. 1020 01:02:38,330 --> 01:02:42,200 # Owning this land # 1021 01:02:42,201 --> 01:02:46,738 # I am # 1022 01:02:46,739 --> 01:02:50,742 # Got a mouth full of pearls on my tongue # 1023 01:02:50,743 --> 01:02:54,646 # And there's shells in my hand # 1024 01:02:54,647 --> 01:03:00,547 # And you... # 1025 01:03:01,654 --> 01:03:06,819 # Caress my fear... # 1026 01:03:11,263 --> 01:03:14,164 It's like another planet, really. 1027 01:03:20,339 --> 01:03:22,340 Feel... Here. 1028 01:03:22,341 --> 01:03:25,844 Oh, yeah... 1029 01:03:25,845 --> 01:03:27,710 What is that? 1030 01:03:27,711 --> 01:03:29,872 I don't know, really. 1031 01:03:31,083 --> 01:03:34,246 Oh, tide's coming in. 1032 01:03:41,024 --> 01:03:43,361 Oh, fug, it's an island. 1033 01:03:43,362 --> 01:03:45,196 Where? 1034 01:03:45,197 --> 01:03:46,898 Here... 1035 01:03:46,899 --> 01:03:51,369 It's a bottom of an island. 1036 01:03:51,370 --> 01:03:55,173 Stella, islands do not have bottoms. 1037 01:03:55,174 --> 01:03:57,342 You just touched it... 1038 01:03:57,343 --> 01:03:59,978 The bottom of an island. 1039 01:03:59,979 --> 01:04:02,011 The part that... 1040 01:04:02,012 --> 01:04:04,849 touches the bottom of the sea. 1041 01:04:04,850 --> 01:04:06,384 Ah, you're drunk. 1042 01:04:06,385 --> 01:04:08,153 Hmmm... 1043 01:04:08,154 --> 01:04:11,289 Must be a tsunami. 1044 01:04:11,290 --> 01:04:12,590 What?. 1045 01:04:13,058 --> 01:04:14,425 We better go back. 1046 01:04:14,426 --> 01:04:16,761 We can't go back, We walked half a mile. 1047 01:04:16,762 --> 01:04:17,729 Come on. 1048 01:04:17,730 --> 01:04:18,997 We, we, we have to run. 1049 01:04:18,998 --> 01:04:20,131 I can't run, Stella. 1050 01:04:20,132 --> 01:04:21,199 Come on. 1051 01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:22,431 Don't ask me to run. 1052 01:04:22,432 --> 01:04:24,432 Run. 1053 01:04:42,955 --> 01:04:44,222 We've got to get back. 1054 01:04:44,223 --> 01:04:45,121 Come on. 1055 01:04:45,122 --> 01:04:46,491 - Run. - I can't. 1056 01:04:46,492 --> 01:04:47,825 Move it... 1057 01:04:47,826 --> 01:04:49,260 Come on, run. 1058 01:04:49,261 --> 01:04:50,361 Oh, my God. 1059 01:04:50,362 --> 01:04:52,430 Get up, you cow, get up. 1060 01:04:52,431 --> 01:04:54,265 There's no time for this. 1061 01:04:54,266 --> 01:04:55,934 Come on, now, get up. 1062 01:04:55,935 --> 01:04:58,028 You've got to move, come on. 1063 01:05:00,773 --> 01:05:02,006 Come on. 1064 01:05:02,007 --> 01:05:04,309 Come on, you can get up. 1065 01:05:04,310 --> 01:05:05,977 Come on. 1066 01:05:05,978 --> 01:05:07,109 I can't. 1067 01:05:07,110 --> 01:05:08,780 Here we go. 1068 01:05:08,781 --> 01:05:10,281 No, no, no, no... 1069 01:05:10,282 --> 01:05:11,547 Don't, Stella. 1070 01:05:11,548 --> 01:05:13,451 Where's that fucking kid? 1071 01:05:13,452 --> 01:05:14,852 I can't get up. 1072 01:05:14,853 --> 01:05:18,087 I know what I can do, but I can't do it. You go. 1073 01:05:18,088 --> 01:05:20,291 I'm not leaving you here. 1074 01:05:20,292 --> 01:05:21,891 I can't get up. 1075 01:05:21,892 --> 01:05:24,327 We can't even have this conversation. 1076 01:05:24,328 --> 01:05:26,328 Ah. 1077 01:05:26,897 --> 01:05:28,466 Dotty, please. 1078 01:05:28,467 --> 01:05:30,900 I'm here. 1079 01:05:30,901 --> 01:05:31,936 Please. 1080 01:05:31,937 --> 01:05:33,338 Oh, no, I can't. 1081 01:05:33,339 --> 01:05:34,539 I can't Stella. 1082 01:05:34,540 --> 01:05:36,407 I got her, I got her. 1083 01:05:36,408 --> 01:05:37,809 I can't get up. 1084 01:05:37,810 --> 01:05:39,077 Wrap your arms around me. 1085 01:05:39,078 --> 01:05:40,211 I cannot get up. 1086 01:05:40,212 --> 01:05:41,479 Up. Up. 1087 01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:43,175 Ah. 1088 01:05:47,119 --> 01:05:49,387 We should go back this way. It's shorter. 1089 01:05:49,388 --> 01:05:50,386 Here we go. 1090 01:05:50,387 --> 01:05:51,387 I'm sorry. 1091 01:05:51,388 --> 01:05:53,958 Should have told you - highest tides in the world. 1092 01:05:53,959 --> 01:05:55,391 No kidding. 1093 01:05:55,392 --> 01:05:57,227 All right, Dotty, all right. 1094 01:06:02,568 --> 01:06:06,437 So, where should we drop you off, Prentice? 1095 01:06:06,438 --> 01:06:11,542 Well, I've got nowhere else to be. 1096 01:06:11,543 --> 01:06:14,171 Don't you guys need a best man? 1097 01:06:16,915 --> 01:06:18,449 I guess so. 1098 01:06:18,450 --> 01:06:20,884 Yeah, good, we do. 1099 01:06:41,872 --> 01:06:43,641 Now which way? 1100 01:06:43,642 --> 01:06:45,643 Right. 1101 01:06:45,644 --> 01:06:47,578 How the hell would you know? 1102 01:06:47,579 --> 01:06:49,342 Well, you asked me. 1103 01:07:11,401 --> 01:07:13,304 Are we here? 1104 01:07:13,305 --> 01:07:15,102 We're somewhere. 1105 01:07:20,145 --> 01:07:23,681 Ah, fuck, it's Lunenberg. 1106 01:07:23,682 --> 01:07:26,250 Some navigator you are. 1107 01:07:26,251 --> 01:07:27,585 Shut up, Stella. 1108 01:07:27,586 --> 01:07:29,020 Why didn't you ask me? 1109 01:07:29,021 --> 01:07:31,255 I didn't want to wake you. You need your strength. 1110 01:07:31,256 --> 01:07:34,058 Never know when you might have to lift Teletubby here, again. 1111 01:07:34,059 --> 01:07:35,458 Leave me alone, Stella. 1112 01:07:47,439 --> 01:07:49,340 He said it was an old form. 1113 01:07:49,341 --> 01:07:53,038 Not a lot of people get married around here. 1114 01:07:55,112 --> 01:07:58,950 So, do you want to be the bachelor or the spinster? 1115 01:07:58,951 --> 01:08:01,050 The bachelor. 1116 01:08:01,051 --> 01:08:03,521 Well, I don't want to be the spinster. 1117 01:08:03,522 --> 01:08:04,655 Oh, come on, Stella. 1118 01:08:04,656 --> 01:08:06,647 You can be a spinster for one day. 1119 01:08:07,693 --> 01:08:10,261 This is stupid. 1120 01:08:10,262 --> 01:08:12,561 Maybe we shouldn't fill this out. 1121 01:08:12,562 --> 01:08:14,098 OK, fine. 1122 01:08:14,099 --> 01:08:15,726 You can be the bachelor. 1123 01:08:24,243 --> 01:08:26,210 That's $115. 1124 01:08:26,211 --> 01:08:27,645 You take American? 1125 01:08:27,646 --> 01:08:29,447 At par... 1126 01:08:29,448 --> 01:08:31,516 A dollar equals a dollar. 1127 01:08:31,517 --> 01:08:33,280 It's gonna take five days. 1128 01:08:35,154 --> 01:08:36,621 Five days? 1129 01:08:36,622 --> 01:08:38,283 That's the processing time. 1130 01:08:42,058 --> 01:08:44,595 Listen, Craig... 1131 01:08:44,596 --> 01:08:48,297 How many people are ahead of us waiting for a marriage license 1132 01:08:48,298 --> 01:08:51,131 here in Bumfuck Nova Scotia? 1133 01:08:58,277 --> 01:08:59,408 She got it. 1134 01:08:59,409 --> 01:09:01,409 What? Oh, good. 1135 01:09:08,051 --> 01:09:11,155 An inch and a half of foam, Dotty. 1136 01:09:11,156 --> 01:09:12,521 Oh, thank you. 1137 01:09:14,424 --> 01:09:17,562 To Prentice, our best man. 1138 01:09:17,563 --> 01:09:19,360 Our only man. 1139 01:09:28,607 --> 01:09:30,775 Excuse me. 1140 01:09:30,776 --> 01:09:32,076 Guys. 1141 01:09:34,046 --> 01:09:36,047 Um, uh... 1142 01:09:36,048 --> 01:09:40,218 I know that you're not at an actual wedding reception, 1143 01:09:40,219 --> 01:09:44,622 and you shouldn't have to hear a speech, but... 1144 01:09:44,623 --> 01:09:47,319 Stella and Dot are getting married tomorrow. 1145 01:09:49,695 --> 01:09:51,796 And I'm the best man. 1146 01:09:51,797 --> 01:09:55,164 And the best man gets to make a toast... 1147 01:09:55,734 --> 01:10:01,634 So, my greatest love affair lasted three weeks, minus a day, 1148 01:10:02,772 --> 01:10:06,110 which is when I asked her to move in with me - 1149 01:10:06,111 --> 01:10:09,171 because she looked really good mowing the lawn in a bikini top. 1150 01:10:12,818 --> 01:10:16,452 And she was smart enough to laugh in my face. 1151 01:10:16,453 --> 01:10:20,258 Because young love is stupid, I guess. 1152 01:10:20,259 --> 01:10:21,492 Yeah. 1153 01:10:21,493 --> 01:10:27,393 I've never seen love like Stella and Dot before. 1154 01:10:27,831 --> 01:10:31,800 Because they've been together for 30 years. 1155 01:10:31,801 --> 01:10:33,101 31. 1156 01:10:34,439 --> 01:10:36,372 31. 1157 01:10:36,373 --> 01:10:37,806 They don't lose count. 1158 01:10:37,807 --> 01:10:42,613 'Cause you see, Dot can't see. 1159 01:10:42,614 --> 01:10:48,514 But she knows Stella so well, it's like she sees her. 1160 01:10:49,288 --> 01:10:50,619 And only her. 1161 01:10:52,124 --> 01:10:53,889 And Stella... 1162 01:10:53,890 --> 01:10:57,027 well, she sees everything else so Dot doesn't have to. 1163 01:10:58,864 --> 01:11:01,465 And... that's it. 1164 01:11:01,466 --> 01:11:03,668 I mean... 1165 01:11:03,669 --> 01:11:09,407 if love is your goal, be like these two old dykes 1166 01:11:09,408 --> 01:11:11,137 and practice. 1167 01:11:14,678 --> 01:11:17,415 Have another drink, Prentice, love. 1168 01:11:17,416 --> 01:11:18,716 Have another drink. 1169 01:11:32,264 --> 01:11:33,798 You want some beer? 1170 01:11:33,799 --> 01:11:36,233 Here, over here, there you go. 1171 01:12:23,448 --> 01:12:24,882 OK. 1172 01:12:24,883 --> 01:12:26,183 Thanks. 1173 01:12:46,805 --> 01:12:48,239 Want a blanket? 1174 01:12:48,240 --> 01:12:49,605 No, I'm all right. 1175 01:13:01,820 --> 01:13:03,254 What is it? 1176 01:13:03,255 --> 01:13:05,655 31 years. 1177 01:13:10,262 --> 01:13:13,631 31 years I loved Dotty, and I never said it. 1178 01:13:13,632 --> 01:13:18,369 I mean, I said it to her, sometimes, 1179 01:13:18,370 --> 01:13:24,270 but, to say it on paper, before the whole world... 1180 01:13:28,914 --> 01:13:30,781 I can't do it. 1181 01:13:30,782 --> 01:13:32,511 What? Why? 1182 01:13:33,985 --> 01:13:36,749 Taking Dotty on this trip... 1183 01:13:43,528 --> 01:13:45,928 I nearly killed us both. 1184 01:13:52,370 --> 01:13:54,930 Watching her almost drown. 1185 01:13:56,007 --> 01:13:58,442 She's... 1186 01:13:58,443 --> 01:14:00,478 she's my... 1187 01:14:00,479 --> 01:14:01,912 my life. 1188 01:14:02,981 --> 01:14:04,882 I couldn't... 1189 01:14:04,883 --> 01:14:08,842 If you hadn't been there, we'd both be dead. 1190 01:14:12,991 --> 01:14:15,687 Molly's right... 1191 01:14:17,796 --> 01:14:20,929 I can't take care of Dotty anymore. 1192 01:14:20,930 --> 01:14:22,930 That's it. 1193 01:14:23,869 --> 01:14:25,336 That's it. 1194 01:14:39,918 --> 01:14:42,887 No, no. You promised me, Stella. 1195 01:14:42,888 --> 01:14:45,022 You can't break your promise now. 1196 01:14:45,023 --> 01:14:47,489 It's not gonna change anything, Dotty. 1197 01:14:47,490 --> 01:14:48,926 It's not gonna make us younger. 1198 01:14:48,927 --> 01:14:51,629 It's not gonna mean we can live together. 1199 01:14:51,630 --> 01:14:53,764 You'll still have to go to that special care home. 1200 01:14:53,765 --> 01:14:56,934 And I don't need special care, so I can't go with you. 1201 01:14:56,935 --> 01:14:59,570 I mean, it's not gonna mean anything to Molly. 1202 01:14:59,571 --> 01:15:01,105 And it's sure as hell not going to mean anything 1203 01:15:01,106 --> 01:15:02,606 to that damn judge. 1204 01:15:02,607 --> 01:15:04,441 It's not going to not change anything. 1205 01:15:04,442 --> 01:15:06,110 It's going to change everything. 1206 01:15:06,111 --> 01:15:07,978 You didn't even want to get married. 1207 01:15:07,979 --> 01:15:09,380 Yes, I did. 1208 01:15:09,381 --> 01:15:11,048 It was me or the nursing home, 1209 01:15:11,049 --> 01:15:13,117 and I still had to twist your arm. 1210 01:15:13,118 --> 01:15:15,920 Oh, Stella, that was just sour grapes. 1211 01:15:15,921 --> 01:15:18,923 We're not girls anymore, Stella. 1212 01:15:18,924 --> 01:15:24,428 We've got what - 140, 150 years between us. 1213 01:15:24,429 --> 01:15:29,932 And in all that time, we could not get married. 1214 01:15:29,933 --> 01:15:32,670 Married wasn't for us. 1215 01:15:32,671 --> 01:15:37,441 Married was for other people, it was for normal people. 1216 01:15:37,442 --> 01:15:39,476 Wasn't for me. 1217 01:15:39,477 --> 01:15:41,946 I couldn't have it with you, so I didn't want it. 1218 01:15:41,947 --> 01:15:44,949 So I told myself it was a crock of shite 1219 01:15:44,950 --> 01:15:49,053 for helpless men and women who didn't know what they want. 1220 01:15:49,054 --> 01:15:54,558 And then, wham, suddenly I'm allowed to marry you. 1221 01:15:54,559 --> 01:15:58,518 And, wham, second time, you asked me. 1222 01:16:00,866 --> 01:16:05,169 I think I always wanted to marry you. 1223 01:16:05,170 --> 01:16:06,971 You never said anything. 1224 01:16:06,972 --> 01:16:09,438 What was the point? 1225 01:16:09,439 --> 01:16:12,176 There were already enough things that you couldn't do 1226 01:16:12,177 --> 01:16:13,842 and you couldn't have. 1227 01:16:13,843 --> 01:16:16,947 That's what changed everything, Stella. 1228 01:16:16,948 --> 01:16:20,217 I mean, if somebody else asked me to marry them, 1229 01:16:20,218 --> 01:16:22,551 I would still think that marriage 1230 01:16:22,552 --> 01:16:24,645 was a crock of shite. 1231 01:16:25,588 --> 01:16:28,626 But then you asked me. 1232 01:16:28,627 --> 01:16:31,795 And you know that in a million years, 1233 01:16:31,796 --> 01:16:36,100 I could never, ever say no to you. 1234 01:16:36,101 --> 01:16:41,136 And I've got used to the idea, so, you'll have to marry me. 1235 01:16:41,137 --> 01:16:46,744 After 31 years, oh, to get married, and then 1236 01:16:46,745 --> 01:16:50,881 move away from each other. 1237 01:16:50,882 --> 01:16:52,948 Oh, Stella... 1238 01:16:52,949 --> 01:16:56,253 If I'm going to die in some nursing home 1239 01:16:56,254 --> 01:16:58,856 somewhere alone, I want to die there 1240 01:16:58,857 --> 01:16:59,890 as your wife. 1241 01:16:59,891 --> 01:17:01,792 And then when those little nurses come along 1242 01:17:01,793 --> 01:17:04,929 to give me my sponge bath, they would back off 1243 01:17:04,930 --> 01:17:08,565 because they know that my wife will whip their tits off 1244 01:17:08,566 --> 01:17:10,761 if they lay one slimy hand on me. 1245 01:17:13,204 --> 01:17:16,006 Then you're gonna stink, Dotty. 1246 01:17:16,007 --> 01:17:17,942 Yes, I am. 1247 01:17:17,943 --> 01:17:19,877 Oh, Stella... 1248 01:17:19,878 --> 01:17:22,278 Oh, my darling Stella. 1249 01:17:26,084 --> 01:17:29,720 Marriage is perhaps the greatest and the most 1250 01:17:29,721 --> 01:17:33,624 challenging adventure of human relationships. 1251 01:17:33,625 --> 01:17:36,093 But no ceremony can create your marriage; 1252 01:17:36,094 --> 01:17:40,064 only you can do that - through love and patience, 1253 01:17:40,065 --> 01:17:44,234 through talking and listening and helping and supporting 1254 01:17:44,235 --> 01:17:46,737 and believing in each other. 1255 01:17:46,738 --> 01:17:52,276 Now today, we witness and affirm your choice to stand together 1256 01:17:52,277 --> 01:17:57,948 as life mates and partners, and the full understanding... 1257 01:17:57,949 --> 01:17:59,081 Nonna... 1258 01:17:59,082 --> 01:18:01,285 Oh, thank God. Nonna... 1259 01:18:01,286 --> 01:18:03,988 Molly, how did you find me? 1260 01:18:03,989 --> 01:18:05,990 Uh... I called her. 1261 01:18:05,991 --> 01:18:07,891 You called her? 1262 01:18:07,892 --> 01:18:11,226 Well, now we have a flower girl. 1263 01:18:11,227 --> 01:18:15,099 Do you think this is funny, Stella, huh? 1264 01:18:15,100 --> 01:18:19,103 Look, this whole freak show is over. 1265 01:18:19,104 --> 01:18:21,236 Nonna is coming back with me to Bangor. 1266 01:18:21,237 --> 01:18:22,237 Oh, no, I'm not. 1267 01:18:22,238 --> 01:18:24,575 I'm not going back to that old people's home. 1268 01:18:24,576 --> 01:18:26,143 I mean, I know you mean well... 1269 01:18:26,144 --> 01:18:30,047 Nonna, this is the right time to make the move, OK? 1270 01:18:30,048 --> 01:18:31,279 I already put the house... 1271 01:18:31,280 --> 01:18:33,117 - Molly, where are you? - I'm here. 1272 01:18:33,118 --> 01:18:36,253 Keep your hands off my house, OK? 1273 01:18:36,254 --> 01:18:38,856 Is there a judge in the room still, please? 1274 01:18:38,857 --> 01:18:40,124 I'm a justice, ma'am. 1275 01:18:40,125 --> 01:18:44,028 Right. You tell him how you lied to me, 1276 01:18:44,029 --> 01:18:47,998 and how I did not sign power of attorney over to you. 1277 01:18:47,999 --> 01:18:49,266 Is this true? 1278 01:18:49,267 --> 01:18:53,670 She told me that I was signing an indemnity. 1279 01:18:53,671 --> 01:18:56,073 And she just took advantage of me - 1280 01:18:56,074 --> 01:18:59,274 an old woman, a blind old woman - 1281 01:18:59,275 --> 01:19:02,880 just to get my house, my money, and everything else. 1282 01:19:02,881 --> 01:19:04,248 Did you trick your blind grandmother 1283 01:19:04,249 --> 01:19:05,849 into signing over her bank account? 1284 01:19:05,850 --> 01:19:07,084 I was trying to help her. 1285 01:19:07,085 --> 01:19:08,152 - Yes, or no. - Yes. 1286 01:19:08,153 --> 01:19:09,684 But I... 1287 01:19:09,685 --> 01:19:11,288 it was not like that. 1288 01:19:11,289 --> 01:19:14,122 You just committed fraud and lied to the courts. 1289 01:19:14,123 --> 01:19:16,158 Oh. Family court. 1290 01:19:16,159 --> 01:19:18,996 Well, she's your grandma, and I'm a cop. 1291 01:19:18,997 --> 01:19:21,198 This is really hot. 1292 01:19:21,199 --> 01:19:23,200 Are you kidding me?. 1293 01:19:23,201 --> 01:19:24,868 I am not kidding you. 1294 01:19:24,869 --> 01:19:26,168 Apologize to your grandma. 1295 01:19:26,169 --> 01:19:29,106 This is not even your jurisdiction. 1296 01:19:29,107 --> 01:19:30,174 It is mine. 1297 01:19:30,175 --> 01:19:32,666 Sheriff, get this woman out of here, please. 1298 01:19:35,880 --> 01:19:37,313 I am so sorry. 1299 01:19:43,853 --> 01:19:45,756 Aren't we getting married? 1300 01:19:45,757 --> 01:19:47,057 Later, Stella. 1301 01:19:49,160 --> 01:19:54,198 Molly, I promised your mother that I would never, ever 1302 01:19:54,199 --> 01:19:56,800 tell you about Stella and me. 1303 01:19:56,801 --> 01:19:59,069 My mother died when I was eight. 1304 01:19:59,070 --> 01:20:00,170 I know. 1305 01:20:00,171 --> 01:20:02,172 I wanted you to come and live with us, 1306 01:20:02,173 --> 01:20:04,074 but she was against it. 1307 01:20:04,075 --> 01:20:06,009 She just wouldn't have that. 1308 01:20:06,010 --> 01:20:09,844 She never forgave me for leaving your grandfather. 1309 01:20:15,420 --> 01:20:17,285 Neither have I. 1310 01:20:21,459 --> 01:20:23,256 Well... 1311 01:20:26,331 --> 01:20:30,233 Would you, please? 1312 01:20:32,170 --> 01:20:33,971 I always thought that... 1313 01:20:33,972 --> 01:20:36,707 Well, you never asked me to visit. 1314 01:20:36,708 --> 01:20:37,708 We did. 1315 01:20:37,709 --> 01:20:39,472 Stella and I, we asked your father. 1316 01:20:40,712 --> 01:20:44,114 So it's my dead parents I should be pissed off at? 1317 01:20:44,115 --> 01:20:46,208 Oh, no, that's not what I'm saying. 1318 01:20:49,954 --> 01:20:53,257 Oh, everything was just so different then, Molly. 1319 01:20:53,258 --> 01:20:56,293 I mean, I hardly knew your mother. 1320 01:20:56,294 --> 01:21:00,095 And when your grandfather died, his whole family blamed me 1321 01:21:00,096 --> 01:21:02,299 and said that I was a bad mother, 1322 01:21:02,300 --> 01:21:05,169 and they just took her away. 1323 01:21:05,170 --> 01:21:10,198 And I was afraid that you were just raised to think the same. 1324 01:21:14,345 --> 01:21:17,041 Well, I think I deserved a chance, Nonna. 1325 01:21:22,754 --> 01:21:26,456 I should have talked to you about Stella and me. 1326 01:21:26,457 --> 01:21:30,086 But I thought it was kind of obvious. 1327 01:21:31,763 --> 01:21:34,765 Well, I know what lesbians look like. 1328 01:21:34,766 --> 01:21:36,400 I mean, I'm not stupid. 1329 01:21:36,401 --> 01:21:39,529 But you guys aren't exactly, Ellen and Portia. 1330 01:21:41,306 --> 01:21:43,907 - You want your ass kicked? - I'm sorry. 1331 01:21:43,908 --> 01:21:46,777 Stella doesn't hurt you, does she? 1332 01:21:46,778 --> 01:21:48,445 She's not mean to you? 1333 01:21:48,446 --> 01:21:50,312 Oh, please. 1334 01:21:50,313 --> 01:21:53,281 Stella looks after me 24/7. 1335 01:21:53,282 --> 01:21:55,151 She's like a trained seal. 1336 01:21:56,988 --> 01:22:01,158 If you would agree to be my maid of honor, 1337 01:22:01,159 --> 01:22:04,128 I could get these handcuffs taken off. 1338 01:22:05,063 --> 01:22:06,496 Or you could leave them on, 1339 01:22:06,497 --> 01:22:09,295 if it's a sexual deviant theme wedding. 1340 01:22:14,405 --> 01:22:15,939 Now hold these flowers. 1341 01:22:15,940 --> 01:22:18,342 And when we get there, stand there, shut up, 1342 01:22:18,343 --> 01:22:19,409 and mind your manners. 1343 01:22:19,410 --> 01:22:20,410 Tommy. 1344 01:22:20,411 --> 01:22:22,276 You're gonna be a flower girl at your Nonna's wedding. 1345 01:22:24,282 --> 01:22:25,949 Nonna, this is crazy. 1346 01:22:25,950 --> 01:22:28,151 Who is going to take care of you? 1347 01:22:28,152 --> 01:22:30,087 Well, we struck a deal. 1348 01:22:30,088 --> 01:22:32,089 He's coming back with us. 1349 01:22:32,090 --> 01:22:35,092 He's gonna live with us, do the driving 1350 01:22:35,093 --> 01:22:37,361 and all the heavy lifting. 1351 01:22:37,362 --> 01:22:39,922 What are you two old dykes gonna do with a hot house boy? 1352 01:22:40,999 --> 01:22:43,267 Love him. 1353 01:22:43,268 --> 01:22:45,099 Spoil him. 1354 01:22:46,838 --> 01:22:48,601 Well, no need to worry about these two. 1355 01:22:50,074 --> 01:22:52,843 And Molly... 1356 01:22:52,844 --> 01:22:56,336 Come and visit, please, and often. 1357 01:23:10,862 --> 01:23:12,996 Nothing but blue... 1358 01:23:12,997 --> 01:23:16,266 Blue skies, blue water. 1359 01:23:16,267 --> 01:23:18,302 Open. 1360 01:23:18,303 --> 01:23:19,603 Nothing in the way. 1361 01:23:20,569 --> 01:23:24,608 I can see that, blue, in my mind. 1362 01:23:24,609 --> 01:23:27,134 And the wind, it's so beautiful. 1363 01:23:29,080 --> 01:23:31,515 It's a wedding present. 1364 01:23:31,516 --> 01:23:32,549 Thanks. 1365 01:23:32,550 --> 01:23:34,351 You gotta enjoy your honeymoon. 1366 01:23:34,352 --> 01:23:37,253 Look, Dotty, he's trying to get us laid. 1367 01:23:39,155 --> 01:23:40,991 Dotty? 1368 01:23:40,992 --> 01:23:42,624 Stella, she ain't right. 1369 01:23:42,625 --> 01:23:45,958 Dotty, come on, Dotty? 1370 01:23:47,899 --> 01:23:49,199 Dotty? 1371 01:24:00,345 --> 01:24:02,379 Dotty, Dotty... 1372 01:24:02,380 --> 01:24:03,613 What now? 1373 01:24:03,614 --> 01:24:04,914 Dotty. 1374 01:24:05,249 --> 01:24:07,017 Oh, dear God, Nonna. 1375 01:24:07,018 --> 01:24:08,616 We gotta get her to a hospital. 1376 01:24:08,617 --> 01:24:11,186 OK, let's get her into our car. 1377 01:24:11,187 --> 01:24:12,055 Here, grab on to me. 1378 01:24:12,056 --> 01:24:15,359 No, no, no. Prentice? 1379 01:24:15,360 --> 01:24:16,460 Yeah. 1380 01:24:16,461 --> 01:24:17,692 Where are you? 1381 01:24:17,693 --> 01:24:21,465 I want you to marry us now. 1382 01:24:21,466 --> 01:24:22,632 What? 1383 01:24:22,633 --> 01:24:24,301 Nonna, not now. 1384 01:24:24,302 --> 01:24:25,402 Now. 1385 01:24:25,403 --> 01:24:26,470 Um... 1386 01:24:26,471 --> 01:24:28,505 OK, um, um... 1387 01:24:28,506 --> 01:24:33,944 Friends, we are gathered here today to, uh... 1388 01:24:33,945 --> 01:24:38,115 celebrate the union of Stella and Dot, who... 1389 01:24:38,116 --> 01:24:40,450 have come a long way to be here. 1390 01:24:40,451 --> 01:24:41,685 And... 1391 01:24:41,686 --> 01:24:46,089 Do you, Dot, take Stella as your lawfully wedded wife, 1392 01:24:46,090 --> 01:24:48,556 to love, honor, and cherish for as long as 1393 01:24:48,557 --> 01:24:49,626 you both shall live? 1394 01:24:49,627 --> 01:24:50,592 I do. 1395 01:24:50,593 --> 01:24:53,497 And do you, Stella, take Dot, as your lawfully wedded wife, 1396 01:24:53,498 --> 01:24:57,033 to love, honor, and obey for as long as you both shall live? 1397 01:24:57,034 --> 01:24:58,635 Yeah, I'll obey her. 1398 01:24:58,636 --> 01:25:00,570 You can cherish her if you want, that's... 1399 01:25:00,571 --> 01:25:02,239 Come on, please. 1400 01:25:02,240 --> 01:25:03,540 Whatever. I do. 1401 01:25:03,541 --> 01:25:04,574 OK, um... 1402 01:25:04,575 --> 01:25:09,179 As captain of this vessel and officiant of the wedding, 1403 01:25:09,180 --> 01:25:13,617 I now pronounce you, women... and wives. 1404 01:25:30,635 --> 01:25:33,001 Stella. 1405 01:25:33,002 --> 01:25:36,572 We should probably let these guys in here. 1406 01:26:21,686 --> 01:26:25,747 Dot had been blind since before I was born. 1407 01:26:28,326 --> 01:26:31,591 But she saw more in me than anybody else ever did. 1408 01:26:35,066 --> 01:26:36,658 This was a favorite piece of hers. 1409 01:26:38,336 --> 01:26:41,305 Uh, could you just, like, back up a bit? 1410 01:26:43,441 --> 01:26:44,405 Little bit. 1411 01:26:44,406 --> 01:26:46,446 Yeah, that, that's fine. 1412 01:26:56,487 --> 01:26:59,754 # We were very happy # 1413 01:26:59,755 --> 01:27:04,494 # At least I thought we were # 1414 01:27:04,495 --> 01:27:06,496 # Can somebody tell me # 1415 01:27:06,497 --> 01:27:08,556 # What's got into her... # 1416 01:27:10,501 --> 01:27:11,468 Oh, please tell me 1417 01:27:11,469 --> 01:27:13,801 he is not dancing on my grandmother's grave. 1418 01:27:17,642 --> 01:27:21,778 # Who'd believe she'd leave us # 1419 01:27:21,779 --> 01:27:27,679 # To join the burlesque show # 1420 01:27:28,419 --> 01:27:32,253 # Say, has anybody seen my # 1421 01:27:32,254 --> 01:27:34,722 # Sweet Gypsy Rose? # 1422 01:27:34,723 --> 01:27:37,794 # Here's her picture when she was my # 1423 01:27:37,795 --> 01:27:39,396 # Sweet Mary Jo # 1424 01:27:39,397 --> 01:27:40,728 # Now she's got # 1425 01:27:40,729 --> 01:27:42,830 # Rings on her fingers # 1426 01:27:42,831 --> 01:27:46,200 # And bells on her toes # 1427 01:27:46,201 --> 01:27:49,370 # Say has anybody seen my # 1428 01:27:49,371 --> 01:27:51,707 # Sweet Gypsy Rose... # 1429 01:28:33,851 --> 01:28:35,409 Are you sad? 1430 01:28:36,954 --> 01:28:40,583 No, somehow. 1431 01:28:41,525 --> 01:28:43,191 I'm sorry. 1432 01:28:43,192 --> 01:28:46,252 It's the saddest thing in the world. 1433 01:28:47,730 --> 01:28:50,400 I'm 80 years old, Prentice. 1434 01:28:50,401 --> 01:28:52,369 Nothing is forever. 1435 01:28:56,607 --> 01:28:59,476 Dotty loved it here. 1436 01:28:59,477 --> 01:29:01,209 She looked at it so often, 1437 01:29:01,210 --> 01:29:05,290 I think she could see it even when she was blind. 1438 01:29:06,350 --> 01:29:08,409 Ahh, look at that sky. 1439 01:29:11,654 --> 01:29:14,884 What does that cloud look like to you? 1440 01:29:15,826 --> 01:29:17,987 A fat lady dancing. 1441 01:29:20,398 --> 01:29:21,698 Hmm... 1442 01:29:24,869 --> 01:29:26,770 I mean, your honeymoon... 1443 01:29:26,771 --> 01:29:31,435 You waited 31 years, and you only had that one day. 1444 01:29:35,513 --> 01:29:38,004 Best fucking day of my life. 1445 01:29:50,027 --> 01:29:52,794 # Ain't life sweet # 1446 01:29:52,795 --> 01:29:56,399 # When we know what we're doing # 1447 01:29:56,400 --> 01:29:58,902 # Ain't life sweet # 1448 01:29:58,903 --> 01:30:02,304 # When we're not afraid to care... # 94680