Original subtitles

In every school

there is always a dream girl

who attracts everyone's attention

Everyone is crazy for her

Everyone cheers for her

In this college

I am that dream girl

My name is Kiki Liang

Kiki Liang

Geeks will always support you!

l was twice the most beautiful girl at my university

I worked as a show model at the computer expo

I've modeled for three fashion magazines

More than ten talent agencies want to sign me up

Therefore

I should be worshipped by the geeks as a goddess

But why have I made enemies with them?

Kiki Liang

I like you so much

Why are you treating me like this?

Look!

This is every love letters I ever wrote to you!

I... I can't look at them anymore!

They're burning my eyes!

Excuse me

Do I know you?

I... I can't stand it any more!

Get out of my way!

Kiki

My boyfriend, Chang Sheng

A medicine major

A 190cm tall basketball player

He's running to be the students' union president

Baby! -Honey

We make such a beautiful couple

No wonder other students are so jealous of us

A college is a micro social system

Beautiful people enjoy so much privilege

Dearest Kiki, please accept my breakfast

and my heart

People are always delivering food to me

People even fight over my garbage

It's mine!

It's Kiki's!

Mine! Mine!

It's mine! Mine! Mine!

Mine! Mine!

It's Kiki's garbage

I Love you

Someone believes that singing stupid songs shows his talent

Stop making noise!

You're so stubborn!

My best friend, Lin Yu-chien, is also pretty

In the second semester in our sophomore year

the strangest thing happens!

She has fallen in love with a geek!

Moreover, he's someone I once rejected!

A geek's life revolves around pretty girls

I've never seen it working the opposite way!

The natural order of the universe has been disrupted!

You're really leaving?

You're leaving me for a geek?

Yeah

Besides, if he wants...

I'm willing to give myself to him

I must make it tonight!

Lin Yu-chien

have you thought it through?

Have you ever thought how people will look at you

when you walk hand-in-hand with a geek?

Kiki

don't think everyone wants to be like you and Chang Sheng

For me

he's actually a hundred times better than Chang Sheng

I can't believe that

Lin Yu-Chien has chosen to be with a geek!

Fine. Let's talk about the geeks

Why can I never fall in love with a geek?

Because geeks are a hazard to the public!

First of all

geeks tuck their shirts into their jeans

Secondly

geek never throw out broken alarm clocks, cell phones

and notebooks

One day

I'll definitely fix it!

Thirdly

geeks study the plots of sci-fi movies

The principle of time travel

is to go through a worm hole

As long as I can distort the energy in time and space with force

I can make a time machine

Well, make one then

I'm afraid that when I make it

it will create a butterfly effect

Fourth

geeks have more virtual money than real savings in the bank!

Fifth

geeks come up with the worse presents in the world!

Suction cups!?

Sixth

geeks doesn't mind dirt

They're indifferent to their environment and personal hygiene

Seventh

geeks don't understand women

They can be completely tactless

Why did you dye your hair the color of excrement?

Eighth

when geeks are merged with their keyboards

they become dual personalities

I'll kill you!

Come on!

Ninth

geeks can't read the situation in front of them

Excuse me

I thought you wanted me to reinstall your computer for you?

How much time do you need?

I'll come back in five minutes

It means that he's super-insensitive

Tenth

Lucky Wu

geeks cannot see how pathetic they really are -You're going back to the dorm?

Take these back for me. OK?

Oh. OK

Thanks!

Lucky Wu, thanks!

Thanks!

Lucky Wu, please!

Thanks!

Although I haven't met one yet

I believe there must be a geek that

encompasses all ten characteristics in one body

If one day I'm lucky enough to meet him

I'll definitely flatten him with a flying kick!

Ah!

Who is it?

Due to the reasons above

I'll never ever, ever, ever fall in love with a geek!

By the next morning

this article of mine has been forwarded more than five thousand times

There are more than three thousand comments

It has already translated into seven languages

Some support me while others oppose me

Of course those who oppose me are all geeks

It doesn't matter at all

since I'll never have anything to do with geeks in this life

This incident has caused such a sensation on campus

Overnight

I become the geeks' number one archenemy

Ah!

Cockroach! Cockroach!

It's flying!

It's over there. Over there

Ah!

Who is she?

Kiki Liang

I'm your new roommate, Chen Mei-shue

So many gold medals!

You're so great!

Why did you want to learn taekwondo?

The guy I fancied before

was the chair of the taekwondo club

I assumed

he must like sporty girls

But

he actually liked the other type...

Like you...

Very pretty girls

But I can never become someone like you

That's alright

I can help you!

Really?

Become like you?

Hm

Ah!

Are you alright?

Pervert!

Why did the lake dry up?

Help!

Help me out!

Wow! What's going on here?

Post it online!

The Legend of Lake Ju

What?

Did you just come back from Lake Ju?

How did you know?

It says here

What is the Legend of Lake Ju?

There is a lake at every university

And every lake has its legend

There is a legend surrounding Lake Ju at our school

They say that a boy and a girl will be together forever

if they meet on the very day that the lake dries up

Tonight, the lake...

dried up!

There were a guy and a girl on the spot

Bang!

Just like when gunpowder meets a spark

love begins to burn!

Wow! lt sounds so romantic!

What a pity!

If I had arrived at the lake earlier

it could have been me!

Do you know the legend of Lake Ju?

There is water in the lake!

I heard that two people were here

Who were they?

Did anyone see them?

Who were the man and the woman there last night?

Don't know. They're still investigating

But I'm following the update every hour!

They said there was a witness!

Hey, hey...

Someone posted a message claiming that

muddy footprints were found outside the girls' dorm

Then let's organize a flash mob search!

I'm dying to find out who it is!

Kiki Liang - It's not me!

Damn!

More than 9000 people

have "liked" the Legend of Lake Ju website!

How about our election campaign website?

37 people

37!

What have you been doing!?

Hey, Kiki

Hi!

What brought you here?

I want to tell you something

I mean...

The website has been updated

Oh. OK. That's it

Hey, Lucky Wu

This is my girlfriend, Kiki Liang

He's Lucky Wu

He majors in Computer Science

Don't underestimate him!

He fixes all the computers on campus

He's very good

Hello

Gosh! He's the ultimate geek!

Ah! My bracelet!

I've got something to tell you

I want to tell you something

But promise me that you'll never tell anyone

Yes, scout's honor!

I'll never tell a soul

Well...

The girl who fell into the lake last night

was me...

And that Lucky Wu...

Shhh...

What are you laughing at?

No way! How could it be you?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry

Ready!

Please go out with me!

Mei-shue

Tell you what!

I found out who that guy was!

His name is Lucky Wu

What kind of guy is he?

The one I hate most!

He has all ten characteristics of the geek!

As soon as I think about it, l feel so disgusted!

A present from Chang Sheng

But Lucky Wu has touched it

I don't want it anymore

Let's find out about the Legend of Lake Ju, alright?

Ah

you know what

The Legend of Lake Ju

started right here

Dr. Sun Yat-Sen?

Hey, look!

The Legend was born on the night of the Chinese Revolution

In Wuhan, China?

Yeah

Kiki, look

Our university was founded in 1 898 in Wuhan

It was relocated to Taiwan in 1 949

The staff established a university with the same name

The two universities have the same architectural design

There is even a Lake Ju at the university in Wuhan

Wow! It's existed since the Chinese Revolution!

The legend began with...

Before the Chinese Revolution

a female revolutionary

jumped into the lake to avoid the soldiers

But at that moment the water suddenly evaporated

The woman was injured in the fall

and was rescued by a man

Then they spent the rest of their lives together

What the hell is this!

I'm sorry. I'm sorry

Thanks

This love story

spread among the college students at the time

it later became a legend

Three couples have got married as a result of the Legend

One in China

Two in Taiwan

Really!?

"I'M THE HAPPY VICTIM OF THE LAKE LEGEND!"

Hey you

How can you damage public property?

You thought

you could avoid me by doing that?

It's Fate

We're destined to be together

Kiki

Mei-shue, I've come to a conclusion!

The Legend of Lake Ju is just nonsense!

As long as no knows that I was there, I'll be fine!

The reason I woke you up was to tell you

everyone on campus knows it was you...

Fuck!

Damn!

Kiki Liang and Lucky Wu...

No way!

Why! WHY!

Why did you tell the others?

Nothing really

I was just chatting to my friends last night

I didn't expect them to post it on Facebook!

I'm sorry!

Hey, I heard the spell of the Legend is really powerful!

It works every time!

Shut up!

I'm so smart and handsome

Besides my baby loves me very much

right?

Hey, Lucky Wu

you really want to date my girl?

We can have a fair competition

Do you want her number and email address?

I can give them to you right now!

You're so childish!

It's alright

I'm only teasing him!

If Chang Sheng challenges you...

You'll even lose the shirt off your back

Why would I take my shirt off?

Lucky

Chang Sheng is no better than you!

What's the use of the big muscles?

Smart guys are the sexiest!

Lucky Wu

be brave and pursue your love!

Lake Ju will give you the magic power!

Stop joking, you guys!

I'll beat you up if you dare to say more!

Kiki, where are you going?

I'm busy!

Hello

I'm the student journalist from Tung Ning University

I've got an appointment with the chairman, Mr. Cheng

Wait a second

Back then

I married my wife due to the Legend of Lake Ju

In 2001

I met my wife at Lake Ju when it dried up

I heard of the Legend before that

But I never believed it

What I hated most in my life were fat people

But soon after we graduated

we got married

But...

...why did the lake dry up for no reason?

I don't know about it either

Later I asked a Feng-Shui master

He explained that

the hill next to the lake

was a dragon den

When the star of Fortune

shone on the marriage constellation in the sky

water would drain away

So the water

drained away from the dragon den

The impact it caused

in the universe on men and women

was to make them fall in love with each other

But...

No matter how the universe affected you

how could you fall in love with someone you hated?

Didn't you say you hated fat people most?

I think... The Legend of Lake Ju

is a chance that God gives you

to understand someone

I heard that it had happened once again recently

The students are truly blessed

No matter how poor, rich, beautiful or ugly you are

your love will live forever and ever

This is true love!

Darling

I've brought you lunch!

Ah, my darling

Look!

I brought you a stew

Thank you, darling

You're the best!

Stop it!

Darling, did you lose some weight?

Someone is here...

Finish

Tell me

What kind of man

is Lucky Wu?

Everyone says he's a genius

But I can never understand why

I think people like him because he never says no to anyone

You know how many students ask him to repair their computers?

He set up the BBS for the college

I heard he wrote a program that

saves 1 0% of the water and electricity bills for the college

I feel that the college can't survive without him

He even created a mechanical bird

It looks just like a real bird

It won the top prize in the international robot competition

Kiki

Mei-shue

Chang Sheng

This is my new roommate, Chen Mei-shue

Hi

Mei-shue is really great

She won several taekwondo championships!

Really?

Show us something!

Sure!

Why did you do that?

Potent!

We're off!

Bye bye

That girl is bit weird

Can't believe she really showed us...

She's so strange!

Mei-shue

You're looking for me?

Oh, right

I found the second couple

Really?

Tan Da-chun and Fan Chen

The place is not far from the college

Eh?

Where is my bike?

You sure you parked it here?

Yes

Eh? lsn't it your lock?

You didn't pay the parking fee this semester, did you?

So the lock is cut and the bike is towed away!

No way!

What should I do?

Excuse me

I can't find my bike

You've got twenty tickers

The parking permit is expired as well

Your bike was brought in at eleven this morning

Where is my bike?

Over there

How am I going to find it among so many bikes!

The new arrivals are in this area

Oh

Do you need a hand?

No!

Do you need a hand?

This...This is the DSP software design badge

This is the ACM program design badge

Oh, this is really cool

The membership of Mensa Association

Only people whose lQ is higher than 1 40 can be admitted

This is my favorite little turtle

My bag...

Where is my bag?

What's wrong with you?

What's wrong? Are you alright?

Bag...

Are you sick? Are you alright?

Where is the bag?

Where is it?

In there?

I'll bring it to you. Wait a second

What are you looking for? Drugs?

What does it look like? Where is it?

At the bottom

Where is it?

Are you alright?

You're fine now?

Are you OK?

Every afternoon at one o'clock

I must drink a bottle of juice

Or I'll get too stressed

When I feel stressed

I count 7 to the power of n...

7

49

343

2401

16807

Il really hate the number, 13

13

Lucky Wu

you get stressed too easily, don't you?

Many things make me feel stressed

Like the sound of glass being scraped

Traffic cones

Barricades

Bubble wrap

Skateboards

Dentures

Chicken's feet

Bitter gourds

Orange peel

Nail Clippers

Cycling suits

Then I'll begin to count 7 to the power of n...

I think the Legend of Lake Ju

is the chance that God gives you

understand someone

Don't you get stressed?

Didn't you stress me out?

OK

Actually, l hate the sound of glass being scraped

I hate the smell of tarmac

Stinky tofu stinks too

Be careful

Careful Careful

OK

Kiki Liang

I'm sorry for all the trouble caused by

the Legend of Lake Ju

Oh, it's OK

I'm going to deal with the situation right now

I'm off

Hello

Excuse me. Are you Mr. Tan?

Aye

I'm the student journalist

from Tung Ning University... -Darling

Darling, here you are!

The fish is for these customers

Give it to them

I need to get more stock

OK, off you go

Here you are

Thank you. See you soon!

Thank you

Miss, would you like some fish?

Hi

I'm the student journalist from Tung Ning University

I wonder if you can tell me about the Legend of Lake Ju

Can you spare a moment?

You must feel it's ridiculous, right?

Actually, I didn't believe it either

in the beginning

Hmm

But it just happened!

At the time, I was reading by the lakeside

All of a sudden

the lake dried up

Da-jun happened to be catching fish in the lake

So out of the blue, he showed up before me

What's strange is that

ever since then

I ran into him every day

Excuse me. Can I have a bowl of noodles?

He appeared every day?

l ran into him every day!

So I began to investigate the Legend of Lake Ju

I even found the way to break the spell

But I wasn't superstitious at all so I didn't try

l felt things such as fate or karma

were just hocus-pocus

But later I found that

the more I denied fate

the more strange things happened

Why do you keep following me?

You're such a nuisance

I run into you every day!

Stop following me!

Ah...

Miss, are you OK?

Why are you being so silly?

You don't have to do this even if you hate me!

Let me take you to the hospital

Please, just hold on a little bit longer

I saw him on that day and all of sudden

I felt he looked so handsome

So handsome that he took my breath away!

Took your breath away?

That handsome?

My beautiful wife

look after the stall for me

I need a shit!

I have to rush back

Ha ha, sure

Excuse me

What about your husband that attracts you most?

I feel...

It's his electrifying eyes

My girl

the Legend of Lake Ju is true

Everything is destined

I never thought I would be selling fish in the market

When I was at university, l wanted to be a journalist

I even wanted to travel around the world

Then do you have any regrets?

No

I feel that

if you're in love with someone

you feel very happy

even if you work at a fish stall

I want to marry a doctor

I don't want to sell fish!

The Legend of Lake Ju seems to be true

Didn't the couple say that they ran into each other every day?

You bump into Lucky Wu every day, don't you?

Even more than once a day!

It's fate, isn't it?

I know what I should do!

I'll stay in the dorm tomorrow

Nothing will happen if I don't go out

I'm determined to challenge it!

You're really going to skip the classes today?

Yeah

I absolutely don't want to bump into Lucky Wu today

Alright

I'm off to the classes. Bye bye!

Ah! I'm sorry. Sorry!

I'm sorry. Sorry!

Put more superglue there

I'm sorry...

I'm really sorry about it

Give it to me

Careful. Don't stick it to your hand

Does it look alright?

Yeah

Ah!

Don't be nervous!

Careful! Careful!

Ah!

Are you OK?

Yeah...

Hmm

Wu... Lucky Wu?

Hm

Is that you?

Hm

Ah!

Slowly!

What can we do?

What should we do?

It's really them!

They look so funny! -What are they doing?

Go!

Why did you put glue on your face?

Shut up!

What are you staring at?

They look so happy together!

Ah!

Stay still!

It seems to be him!

Things develop so fast between you two!

Oh, Lucky Wu, aren't you bit too lucky?

Kiki Liang, what happened to you?

Stop taking pictures!

Get off!

It's all your fault!

Now everyone is laughing at me!

Not everyone

I'm not laughing at you

So embarrassing!

Lucky Wu

Kiki Liang

Wow, it's great! It's so great!

Stop taking pictures!

Get off!

It's so great!

Get lost!

Lucky Wu

I'm your big fan!

It's done. Good

Take a rest over there

Hey

You fell into the lake the other day

It's time to change the dressing on your thigh

Take your pants off

I'll get the medicine

The organic solvent will slowly dissolve the glue

But even after that

your face will remain sticky for a while

Don't touch it, alright?

Take a rest

I'll get some medicine for you

You're happy now?

Don't ever think I'll be with you

just because the Legend has come true!

Tell you what. I'll never ever fall for you in this life!

Even if everyone else on the planet has died

I'd rather live with chimpanzees than you

I just can't see eye to eye with you!

I hate every bit of you!

Look at your silly hair and clothes! You're really boring too!

As a human being, have you got any sense or not!?

Even I feel so embarrassed on your behalf!

I'm leading such a wonderful life at university

Who is like you that...

Ah!

It's glued to it!

Ah! What can I do?

It hurts!

Stay still!

It really hurts! Stay still!

Calm down, you two! -What can I do?

Help!

Stay still. Don't move

Quick! Quick!

Bear it for a moment

Ah!

Bear it for a moment

Ah!

Just another moment

Scissors!

What are you doing?

I get a reaction

when I feel nervous

I don't mean it

How liberal are the Taiwanese college students in terms of sex?

Yesterday an incident is reported at Tung Ning University

Two students were suspected of making love in difficult positions

before they were rushed to the hospital

Fortunately, they didn't suffer any serious injuries

The journalists visited the university

The authorities express that they're utterly shocked

Most of the students think it's fine to make love

But it's better not to try difficult positions

It was so embarrassing!

You want to see me?

You know how miserable you've made me feel?

I didn't mean it

Make a vow right now

You'll never appear within a radius of ten meters around me!

OK

I take a vow...

Who do you think you are?

You thought I would be with you?

Look at what you're wearing!

You look like a junior high school student!

And the bag on your back!

It's so ugly!

What you do have in the bag?

Show me

Give it to me!

What is it?

What is it for?

You have all these things in the bag

That's why no girl likes you

What the crap is this?

What is this?

What do you need these things for?

What for?

And these badges...

So damn ugly!

I didn't mean it!

Like what you geeks always say

Every time you hurt a girl

you always say you didn't mean it!

Now I can say I didn't do anything!

It's just some crap!

She's here!

She's finally here!

Tell me!

What on earth did you do to Lucky Wu?

He applies for a leave and

says he can't continue his studies

Now he's nowhere to be seen!

If the BBS is shut down

what do you want us to do!?

I've got a bigger problem!

I was fighting against the last evil king in World of Warcraft

and when I came to my teammates' aid

I got cut off from the Internet!

Cut off! Cut off!

It has nothing to do with me!

Yes, it does!

It's you, Kiki Liang

You bullied Lucky Wu

You must apologize

And bring Lucky Wu back!

Now! Off you go!

Because my teammates are under attack

I need to rescue them!

Apologize!

Apologize! Apologize!

No, I won't!

Why should I apologize?

Hooray! The director is here!

Good day, sir

Miss Kiki Liang

for some unknown reason

something is wrong with my notebook

It sent out a bunch of weird emails

I have to explain it to the Minister of Education later

In order to solve the crisis

could you please ask Lucky Wu to come forward to help us?

Lucky Wu asks me to tell you that he's not in

Lucky Wu!

Lucky Wu! Where are you going?

Lucky Wu!

Lucky Wu! Where are you going?

Stop!

Excuse me

Lucky Wu

I come to see if you're alright

I'm fine

Then why didn't you answer the phone

or reply your emails?

Or update your Facebook?

It's fine that you hate me

But how could you throw the badg into the lake?

My mother gave it to me when I was little

I would wear it every day for the rest of my life

I'm sorry

I was being too cruel

I crossed the line

It was my fault

Would you please forgive me?

Actually, I don't hate you

It's just that

I'm missing my hard disc drive and turtle very much

So you're not taking a leave, right?

How about the BBS

and the server?

Will you fix it?

Who will do it if I don't?

Or...

Let me buy you a drink

It counts as my apology

Let's make friends

Make it brighter here

Hello everyone

I've brought you coffee

Here you go

OK, let's take a short break

Thank you, Kiki!

Here you are

Thank you

You too

Then we're off

Bye bye

Should I be a surgeon or a plastic surgeon? What do you think?

Don't you always want to be a surgeon?

But a plastic surgeon earns more

Chang Sheng

Kiss me

Ah?

Kiss me

Why are you feeling so passionate today?

I'm finished!

I don't feel a thing when my boyfriend kisses me

But my heart beats like crazy at the sight of Lucky Wu

I'm finished!

Lucky Wu

I'm grateful that you set up the students' union website

But I beg you

not to show up before Kiki Liang

This morning she burst into tears for no other reason

but the Legend of Lake Ju

She burst into tears?

You're very smart

If there is anything we can do

I'm sure you can find it

Miss

last time you said

there was a method of breaking the spell

If you had the chance to change your fate

would you want to break the spell?

No, I wouldn't

Actually, there are two versions of the Legend

In one of them

the female revolutionary wasn't with the man

They said that usually the bell was struck twelve times

But some people heard that

it was struck only ten times

It signified the failed attempt at the revolution

The female revolutionary fled soon after

She was worried that she would be hunted down

by the soldiers and put her lover in danger

So rumor has it that

you can break the spell by striking the bell ten times

To change your fate

you have to strike the original bell with the original hammer

The original bell was shipped

to Taiwan in 1 949

But the hammer was left in Wuhan

It's in the collection of a ceramic artist

They're the first couple brought together by the Legend

Excuse me

Anyone here?

Hello

Look around and see what you like

Hi

The...

Legend of Lake Ju...

The Legend of Lake Ju...

They were my grandparents

They got married as a result of the Legend

My grandpa founded the shop

Do you have an antique passed down from the Ching Dynasty?

A hammer used to strike a bell

We used to

Not now?

My grandparents were very poor when they were young

My grandpa didn't want my grandma to suffer with him

So he wanted to break the spell

and to get divorced

But my grandma guessed his intention

So she hid the hammer beforehand

Where did she hide the hammer?

To stop my grandpa finding it

she buried it in a huge grassland

Thanks!

So huge!?

How am I going to find it in such a huge place?

How can it be so huge?

"NO HUMAN FERTlLlZATlON!"

Lucky Wu?

Kiki Liang

Lucky Wu

What brought you here?

Chang Sheng told me that you couldn't eat

or sleep

I feel I'm responsible for that

So I find the method of breaking the spell on the Internet

Look

This is the metal detector

The GPS map viewer

I've got everything ready

You like me, don't you?

You're a very nice man

I don't dislike you

But I've got a boyfriend

If I find the hammer

I'll definitely break the spell

Even if I'm being so selfish

you still want to help me?

I want you to be happy

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Here! Here!

Really?

Yes! Yes!

Thanks!

But I still can't find the turtle badge

I'm sorry

It was from my mother

Everyone called me an idiot when I was little

Only my mother said I wasn't

You're a very special child

It's just that the others have no idea

But you must remember this

Believe in yourself

When you see anything you like

pursuit it with your courage

Mommy will be with you forever

Later

they say I have Asperger Syndrome

My first love ended in tragedy too

Then can you be my girlfriend?

My daddy says l can't have a boyfriend till I go to college

So that's how I missed my first love

I don't know where he is now

Later I decided

if I had met someone I like

I would muster my courage to tell him

I like you

Please go out with me

So

even I weighed up to 80 kg when I was in junior high

I confessed my love to the boy I fancied

Of course I was turned down

So I swore that

I was going to transform myself

into the prettiest girl in the school

I was very silly, right?

Why are you being so quiet?

But I wish you weighed up to 80 kg now

so I'd have the chance to be with you

We found it!

Hello

Chang Sheng?

Yes, I've found it!

I'll fly back to Taipei this afternoon

Yeah

Finally...

Quick! Quick!

This way. This way

Here! Here!

Watch out

Quieter! -Lucky Wu

can you walk or not?

Wait. Wait

This way

Quick! Quick!

Quick! Hurry up!

Is it OK? OK?

Put it down, quick!

Is it OK?

Be careful

Make sure you steady it

Don't ask me to do such a stupid thing again!

It's a waste of time! -OK

I know

Hey, I can't!

I can't reach it

Can you lift it higher?

OK

One, two

Three!

Ah!

What are you doing?

Lucky Wu, how could you fart at that moment!?

What are you doing?

It's very dangerous! -l didn't mean it...

Higher!

OK

Two, three!

OK

Who!

Who is there?

The guard is coming!

Damn! I'll be kicked out of the election if I get caught!

Hey! How can you chicken out like this?

Chang Sheng! Chang Sheng!

Stop running!

Stop!

What should I do?

It's too late

Jump off and I'll catch you

You'll catch me...

Make sure you'll catch me!

Yeah

Make sure you'll catch me. I'm going to...

I'm going to jump! I'm going to jump!

Didn't you say you would catch me?

Hurry up! Quick!

Stop running! -Hurry up! Quick!

Stop running!

Over Here! Over Here!

What's the yellow patch on your pants?

Who did it?

It's really horrible!

What should we do?

I can't get anywhere close to it now!

Right, on the anniversary ceremony

the president of the students' union is allowed to strike the bell

Can you let me do it, please?

It's the first ceremony on which you can strike the bell in Taiwan

I definitely want to be the first one to strike the bell

Hey, I got myself into such a state

just to keep our relationship going

And now you're fighting to be the No. 1 ?

Is it really that important to be the No. 1 ?

Of course it's very important to be the No. 1 !

Who wants to be a poor second?

You're really selfish!

Like what happened last night

You ditched us and ran away on your own!

You girls can't understand it!

As long as you're pretty

everyone thinks you're good

But men are different

If we are good-looking but have no brain

people will call us gigolos

You keep trying to prove your ability

because you lack the sense of security

You feel inferior

You're afraid that people will see through you

You're not much better, are you?

You're too proud of yourself!

If you weren't the prettiest girl in the college

I wouldn't be going out with you!

Let's break up then!

Don't threaten me with that

I must strike the bell!

I must strike the bell too!

Only the president of the students' union is allowed to do it

Then I'll run for election!

You're the geeks' archenemy!

Who will vote for you?

Hey, how can you say that?

Kiki Liang has done so much for you

Who on earth are you?

It's none of your business

Damn geek!

You dare to shout at me?

I want to run for election too!

There are three candidates

How strange!

You won't beat Chang Sheng if there are only two of you

In order to help you strike the bell

I run for election to reduce his votes

But we have to rely on them

Hi

Kiki Liang

Lucky Wu

Wow, it's a woman!

Although they're bit eccentric

they're nice men

They'll help you get elected

Voting strategy is very important

The ratio of men to women in the College of Literature is 9

Chang Sheng is very popular with women

He should be able to get 90% of women's votes

So you have to concentrate on the College of Science

If you work harder, you should be able to get 70% of the votes

In the College of Law

I think you and Chang Sheng will split the votes evenly

What should we do about the College of Literature?

I'll deal with the College of Literature

As long as they don't vote for Chang Sheng, it'll be fine

Once we've lowered their turnout

we'll stand a chance to win

If I get elected by accident

I'll definitely let you

strike the bell!

Why should I help her?

She's the geeks' archenemy!

She even threw your hard disk drive into the lake

You must be joking!

I seem to remember

I gave you a treasure that cost me $30,000

the Sword of the Almighty

It can be used in the attack

and also heal 30% of your power

When necessary, it can even summon the guardian angel

And then?

Then...

I'll give a skin and two horses after the election

OK!

I'll vote for her

And I guarantee the votes of the Virgin Alliance

of the 8th Battalion will go to her!

The Battalion of geeks is deployed!

Please vote for No. 3 Lucky Wu

Thank you

Please vote for Lucky Wu

Happiness! Hope! Kiki Liang!

Please vote for her

Thank you

Please vote for No. 2 Kiki Liang

Please, please!

Please vote for No. 2 Kiki Liang

What the hell is going on!?

Thank you. No. 2 Kiki Liang

Thank you

What? ls it in the bag?

Yeah

OK

Forget about it

It looks better

Kiki

You know Lucky Wu very well, right?

Hmm... sort of

Then can you do me a favor?

Let's go on a double date on Sunday

I'll ask a guy from the Chinese Literature Department

Please ask Lucky Wu out for me...

Are you serious?

You mean Lucky Wu?

Yes, I am

I feel he's so funny!

Are you alright?

Lucky Wu?

Thanks

What is this?

I like reading novels

and listening to classical music

Recently, I'm really into Umberto Eco's FoucauIt's Pendulum

I heard Akira Kurosawa was deeply influenced by Dostoyevsky

So recently I've been watching Kurosawa...

Do you like Cheer Chen?

You must have an lQ higher than 1 40 to join it

ACM

This is the international program design prize

And... How about this?

This

You're making me so nervous that I forgot...

You really forgot it?

Ha ha

I need to do my make-up

Oh, you're so cute!

The...

May I go to the restroom?

Go then. Why asking me?

Every time when I see the geeks like him

I always feel so sorry for them

Their world is so small!

They're better than the pretentious artistic type like you!

I won't fall for a geek!

I hate geeks!

What are you looking at?

Nothing

What happened to your face?

Nothing

I got hurt when I was practicing

Hey, I heard that you broke up with Chang Sheng

And you're running for election with Lucky Wu?

What's going on between you two?

Nothing

We just don't want Chang Sheng to win

Then you'll think about going out with Lucky Wu?

No way!

Ladies and gentlemen

the slogan of my election campaign is

"Flying towards the summit"

"Realize the concepts of higher education"

First of all

to improve the quality of college students

and our competitiveness

Secondly, we'll make the campus greener -Go! Go!

Go! Go!

My election promise is...

...free!

Free?

Free for geeks!

Everything is free!

Come here! Come over!

Over here! Over here!

Show the student lD

and borrow smart phones and notebooks for free!

What?

Smart phones and notebooks are

free!

Disinfected on a regular basis...

Everything is free here!

we should realize the student's autonomy

Free WlFl!

Unblock downloading in the dorms!

We ask for the equality between teachers and students

Then establish a...

All software and operation systems are free!

Everyone

I want you to think carefully

Among people around you

who does the most service?

Geeks!

In your college life

who hasn't got help from the geeks?

They repair computers...

Fix toilets!

Get late night snacks!

Catch roaches!

Take garbage out!

Change light bulbs!

So the answer is very clear

A geek who serves us with passion

is what we want for the president of the students' union

So I've decided to withdraw from the election

Please vote for Lucky Wu!

Abandon Liang, secure Wu!

Lucky Wu!

Winner!

I hope he will lose the election

Let me ask you

What's wrong with Lucky Wu?

Nothing

He's better than Chang Sheng

and all the guys I know

Then since he's so nice

why don't you go out with him?

Besides, he likes you so much

I don't know

I just feel...

It seems bit weird to walk with him in the street

holding hands...

You're afraid that people would look down on you

when you go out with a geek?

Maybe

I don't know either

Anyway, I just can't

I'll bring more over

No. 1 Chang Sheng

No. 3 Lucky Wu

No. 1 Chang Sheng

No. 3 Lucky Wu

Lucky Wu

The person who won the election of the president

of Tung Ning University Students' Union is...

Lucky Wu has won!

The president of the students' union, Lucky Wu

Miss Kiki Liang will strike the bell for us

Miss Liang, please strike the bell

I hid the hammer inside the bell for you

Hmm. Yes

Kiki Liang

Good luck!

According the ancient custom

the students' representative has to strike twelve times

I need to strike only ten times

to break the spell

and to change my fate

After the ten strikes

everything between you will come to an end

are you sure you won't regret it?

Look at her

Isn't it so nice to

see her looking so happy?

It's impossible for me to fall for Lucky Wu

It's impossible!

One

Two

Three

Now everyone is laughing at me!

Not everyone

I'm not laughing at you

Four

What is this?

You have all these things in your bag

That's why no girl likes you!

Five

I want you to be happy

We've found it!

Six

We've found it!

Chang Sheng?

Yes

I've found it!

How can you say that?

Seven

How much has Kiki done for you?

How dare you shout at me?

So what?

I want to run for election too!

Lucky Wu!

Where are you going?

Lucky Wu!

Are you alright? What?

In there?

Eight

Lucky Wu! Winner!

Nine

I'll definitely let you strike the bell

Ten

Eleven

Twelve

Ladies and Gentlemen

I want to say a few words

In fact

the reason that I dress carefully everyday is

I want everyone to like me

But I always fall for the wrong men

This time

I'm moved by someone

This guy

isn't handsome

Very often

he is insensitive to the others

He's very eccentric as well

But when I'm with him

I don't have to care about his feelings

He always laughs at

the unfunny jokes I tell

I know that back then I said

many things on the Internet

that hurt many people

I'm really sorry

From now on

I want to say

I like geeks

very much

Kiki

Geeks love you too!

We geeks love you too!

Hey, Lucky!

Lucky Wu

Lucky!

What happened to you?

Get up!

Lucky Wu

I like you

The Legend of Lake Ju has come true!

This way

You won?

Told me I was very good!

See!?

I'm going in

What's up?

Excuse me

I should go now

Good night

Yes

Is Chen Mei-shue in?

Oh, she's gone to practice taekwondo

I...

bought this cable cutter from her

But it can cut only bicycle locks

It's not powerful enough

Give it back to her for me

Sure

Is this your lock?

The lock is cut and the bike is towed away

Mei-shue

This is my new roommate, Mei-shue

The Legend of the Lake Ju

began from this

Look!

There is a Lake Ju at the university in Wuhan too

I focused on breaking the spell of the Legend

But I ignored where the water had gone

It smells of chlorine...

What happened to the pipes?

Who re-routed the pipes?

If the water in the lake can be drained into the canals...

Then the lake can be filled up with water from the swimming pool

I'm the student journalist from Tung Ning University

I've got an appointment with the chairman, Mr. Cheng

Look around and see what you like

What time is my next show?

The Legend of Lake Ju is true

Everything is destined

The lunch boxes have arrived!

This is true love!

Did the deliveryman come?

Does it look alright?

Chang Sheng liked you

because you're very pretty

As long as I've copied your face

I can replace you

Now I'm going to Chang Sheng

Chang Sheng

Mei... Mei-shue

You... seem different...

It's really difficult to become the type of girls

you like

But I've made it!

Lucky Wu says

what makes Kiki Liang's face look so pretty

is the fact that she has perfect facial features

I copied her eyes, nose and jaw

on my face

Do you think I look pretty?

Pre...pretty

Chang Sheng

I like you

Can I be your girlfriend?

I'mmm... I'm sorry...

I... I... only see you...

just... as a... friend...

Why?

Didn't you say you like only the prettiest girl in the college?

I changed myself just for you!

I... I don't know!

I... I'm sorry!

Lucky Wu!

He even created a mechanical bird

It looks so real!

"LAKE" "POOL"

The Legend of Lake Ju is a science project

but it's a project of love

In order to connect Lake Ju with the swimming pool

I mortgaged my house

Moreover, l secretly carried out the work during

the dry season in winter vacation

I asked Mei-shue to put a Trojan horse in your cell phone

So I can track you down at any time with the GPS

What brought you here?

All the college magazines

information on the Internet

people you interviewed

like Tan Da-jun and Fan Chen

were set up by me

So everything happened between us

is just a cruel calculation?

I fell for you

at first sight

For some season

I always feel that I met you a long time ago

But you never cast a glance at me

It's almost impossible

for you to like me

But you fell for a man who didn't love you at all!

Lucky Wu

You really want to date my girl?

We can have a fair competition

I knew the chance for you to fall for me was very slim

Unless...

Unless you convinced me that

it's fate

Lucky Wu

You succeeded!

I felt so happy

when I was with you

The Legend of Lake Ju is fabricated

but my love for you is genuine

So

can we maintain the ending, please?

I've fallen for you

I'll never fall for anyone else

These are the happiest ten seconds

ever in my life so far

Then remember these ten seconds well

Because you won't have another chance in your life

I want to split up with you

Kiki

I thought I was very smart

But the fact has proven that I'm very stupid

Because

once you've found out about the truth

you'll hate me forever

I think...

We'll never see each other again, right?

You say the geeks can't see how pathetic they are

But now I can

what I wanted was just a chance

for you to know the real me

It doesn't matter

even if I was given only five minutes

I haven't seen him for two weeks

I heard he even failed to show up in the exams

Shall we report it?

We can't wait till

the body is rotten, right?

No way...

Lucky!

What should we do?

No response

Damn!

Move!

Gosh, what's the smell?

It really stinks!

Is he dead or alive?

Lucky?

Call the ambulance!

Lucky Wu has turned into a mummy!

Move! Move!

I heard that he was dumped

Poor soul!

Kiki Liang dumped him

He's so lovesick...

Kiki

This is Chang Sheng

I guess you have heard of what happened to Lucky Wu

He is in the lCU

If it's possible

can you go visit him?

Lucky Wu

I did like you once

There were no other men

who had worked so hard for me

But...

Will I be able to forgive you?

I don't know...

Seven years later

I left Taiwan soon after I graduated

During the years I was abroad

Chang Sheng had a surgery

due to some eye disease

When he recovered, he found the true love

For the first time

he realizes that appearance is truly not important

Mei-shue

please go out with me!

Fine

I fight six of you at the same time

The one I fail to beat will be my boyfriend

Mei-shue keeps pursuing her love bravely

In taekwondo

everyone calls her "Lady lp Man"

Now

you're my girlfriend!

The geeks have grown up

and turned into different men

He

invented the body sensor mouse

He

runs the biggest factory of breast-enlargement suction cups

He

cracked the secret codes used by the American military

He is wanted by the FBl

And...

what about me?

Darling

I finished the lectures

How was your day?

All the students came to the lectures

But they just kept playing with their phones

So I gave them tons of homework as punishment

No! They're college students!

He asked me if I could give him five minutes

I gave him five minutes

Five minutes turned into five days

Five days turned into five years

It looks like that it'll go on for much longer...

Give me the turtle!

Don't you dare bully him!

Get off!

Fatty! Big fat girl!

I like you

You're lying

Can you be my girlfriend?

My daddy says

I can't have a boyfriend till I go to college

Then I swear you'll be my girlfriend when we grow up!

Happy birthday!

How did you know I want suction cups?

Who knew this geek singing stupid love songs would become a rock star!