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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,679 --> 00:00:04,303 ♪ upbeat music ♪ 2 00:00:04,387 --> 00:00:05,720 ♪♪♪ 3 00:00:05,804 --> 00:00:07,512 ♪ It's Showtime tonight ♪ 4 00:00:07,595 --> 00:00:09,512 [Yassir] Previously on Black Monday... 5 00:00:09,595 --> 00:00:10,428 [Dawn screams] 6 00:00:10,512 --> 00:00:11,804 What if there was a club just for men? 7 00:00:11,887 --> 00:00:14,595 Have you never heard of Just F-O-R Men? 8 00:00:14,679 --> 00:00:16,261 Hey, girlfriend! 9 00:00:16,345 --> 00:00:17,970 I am back at the Jammer Group. 10 00:00:18,053 --> 00:00:19,345 That's my Keithy! 11 00:00:19,428 --> 00:00:21,345 Haven't you felt a little guilty since the crash? 12 00:00:21,428 --> 00:00:23,512 - No. - There's no Georgina. 13 00:00:23,595 --> 00:00:25,970 [Blair] All that's left is a bunch of pallets of Skants 14 00:00:26,053 --> 00:00:27,053 that we couldn't even give away. 15 00:00:27,136 --> 00:00:28,720 - It's a skort. - It's Skants. 16 00:00:28,804 --> 00:00:29,845 [grunts] 17 00:00:29,929 --> 00:00:31,136 Call me Dede. 18 00:00:31,220 --> 00:00:33,053 I understand you're looking for an investor. 19 00:00:33,136 --> 00:00:35,387 We have evidence that points to Blair and Dawn. 20 00:00:35,470 --> 00:00:37,220 [Mo] Blair is using Congressman Harris's 21 00:00:37,303 --> 00:00:39,053 insider information to front-run the market. 22 00:00:39,136 --> 00:00:40,679 You want to finance my campaign? 23 00:00:40,762 --> 00:00:41,970 [Ruth] Marcus is head 24 00:00:42,053 --> 00:00:44,136 of the African American Scholarship Fund. 25 00:00:44,220 --> 00:00:46,470 I just don't think we are the right firm for you. 26 00:00:46,553 --> 00:00:47,804 Who else should I trust 27 00:00:47,887 --> 00:00:49,804 with $30 million dollars' worth of our community's futures? 28 00:00:49,887 --> 00:00:52,220 [Mo] Our deal is Blair, not Dawn. 29 00:00:52,303 --> 00:00:54,220 If I find out that you're lying for her, 30 00:00:54,303 --> 00:00:55,428 you're all going down. 31 00:01:03,095 --> 00:01:05,011 [Dawn] Mo, you call this spooky? 32 00:01:05,095 --> 00:01:07,095 I specifically asked for mid-shin, 33 00:01:07,178 --> 00:01:09,595 and this fog is ankle deep at best. 34 00:01:09,679 --> 00:01:12,178 Tonight is TBD's coming out. 35 00:01:12,261 --> 00:01:14,512 We have to prove that we can party with the big boys, 36 00:01:14,595 --> 00:01:16,261 and this shit, 37 00:01:16,345 --> 00:01:19,053 this looks like Tito tried to remake the "Thriller" video. 38 00:01:19,136 --> 00:01:20,679 Dawnie, no one's gonna be paying attention 39 00:01:20,762 --> 00:01:22,011 to any of these decorations 40 00:01:22,095 --> 00:01:24,387 when they get a load of my bitches' brew. 41 00:01:24,470 --> 00:01:25,553 'Cause they're gonna be miles high. 42 00:01:25,637 --> 00:01:27,303 [sarcastically] Oh, wow, nothing says "partying" 43 00:01:27,387 --> 00:01:28,553 like obscure jazz references. 44 00:01:28,637 --> 00:01:29,720 Obscure? 45 00:01:29,804 --> 00:01:31,011 Miles Davis is literally 46 00:01:31,095 --> 00:01:32,637 all people think of when they hear the word "jazz." 47 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:34,345 Just take a taste. 48 00:01:36,136 --> 00:01:38,136 Something's missing. 49 00:01:39,345 --> 00:01:41,345 - Ta-da. - Mm, Robitussin. 50 00:01:41,428 --> 00:01:42,512 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. 51 00:01:42,595 --> 00:01:43,428 [chuckles] 52 00:01:43,512 --> 00:01:44,553 Oh, you remember that New Year's Eve 53 00:01:44,637 --> 00:01:46,095 we got so 'tussin'd, 54 00:01:46,178 --> 00:01:47,470 I tried to buy weed off an undercover police horse? 55 00:01:47,553 --> 00:01:49,970 [laughs] You had a Robo seizure during sex. 56 00:01:50,053 --> 00:01:51,095 Oh, my God, I thought I was gonna die. 57 00:01:51,178 --> 00:01:52,970 - Me too. - [laughs] 58 00:01:54,095 --> 00:01:56,387 So let me ask you something. 59 00:01:56,470 --> 00:01:59,804 You, uh, trying to impress all the clientele... 60 00:01:59,887 --> 00:02:01,595 or just Marcus? 61 00:02:01,679 --> 00:02:03,011 Shut up, Mo. 62 00:02:03,095 --> 00:02:05,220 Hey, don't worry about it, Dawnie, okay? 63 00:02:05,303 --> 00:02:07,595 You're the second-best boss this place has ever seen. 64 00:02:07,679 --> 00:02:08,887 Happy Halloween! 65 00:02:08,970 --> 00:02:11,804 ♪ punchy music ♪ 66 00:02:11,887 --> 00:02:13,220 ♪♪♪ 67 00:02:13,303 --> 00:02:15,637 [Blair] Well, I did it. 68 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:16,720 I got my next big idea. 69 00:02:16,804 --> 00:02:17,929 I told you, Dawn. 70 00:02:18,011 --> 00:02:20,762 Sometimes you just have to have... 71 00:02:20,845 --> 00:02:22,261 faith. 72 00:02:22,345 --> 00:02:23,595 - Is that my leather jacket? - I don't get the reference. 73 00:02:23,679 --> 00:02:25,303 [scoffs] Reagan is going to announce 74 00:02:25,387 --> 00:02:28,178 major tariffs against Japan tomorrow at 7 a.m. 75 00:02:28,261 --> 00:02:30,136 This is TBD's chance to get back in the black 76 00:02:30,220 --> 00:02:32,053 and "yen" some. 77 00:02:32,136 --> 00:02:33,887 All we have to do is short the yen, 78 00:02:33,970 --> 00:02:35,053 and we'll make a fucking killing. 79 00:02:35,136 --> 00:02:36,095 Yeah, but how can you be so sure 80 00:02:36,178 --> 00:02:37,553 that he's even gonna do that shit? 81 00:02:37,637 --> 00:02:38,762 Um, 82 00:02:38,845 --> 00:02:42,345 I have been analyzing, uh, foreign currency markets 83 00:02:42,428 --> 00:02:45,929 and, uh, cross-referencing geopolitical-- 84 00:02:46,011 --> 00:02:47,136 You stole the info 85 00:02:47,220 --> 00:02:48,679 from that congressman you're blasting. 86 00:02:50,053 --> 00:02:51,095 Yes, Dawn, I did. 87 00:02:51,178 --> 00:02:52,053 [mockingly] Yes, Dawn, he did. 88 00:02:52,136 --> 00:02:53,095 [laughter] 89 00:02:53,178 --> 00:02:54,929 Look, I love him, 90 00:02:55,011 --> 00:02:56,387 but this is bigger than love. 91 00:02:56,470 --> 00:02:59,470 This is money--so much money-- and he's never gonna know. 92 00:02:59,553 --> 00:03:00,929 This is a fucking brilliant idea. 93 00:03:01,011 --> 00:03:03,970 You really are a whiz kid. Do this shit immediately. 94 00:03:04,053 --> 00:03:06,136 - Thanks, Mo. - [Mo] Yeah. 95 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:07,804 But Dawn, in order to make a big enough profit 96 00:03:07,887 --> 00:03:09,095 to really un-Ponzi our asses 97 00:03:09,178 --> 00:03:10,470 and balance our books once and for all, 98 00:03:10,553 --> 00:03:12,887 we're gonna have to tap in to your AASF funds 99 00:03:12,970 --> 00:03:13,804 to leverage all the way up. 100 00:03:13,887 --> 00:03:15,345 Okay, on second thought, 101 00:03:15,428 --> 00:03:18,303 using the African American Scholarship Fund's cash 102 00:03:18,387 --> 00:03:21,136 to insider trade on top-secret stolen information-- 103 00:03:21,220 --> 00:03:22,136 I mean, yikes. 104 00:03:22,220 --> 00:03:23,428 We should sleep on this. 105 00:03:23,512 --> 00:03:25,303 Better yet, let's black out on it. 106 00:03:25,387 --> 00:03:26,970 [Blair] No, because the second word gets out, 107 00:03:27,053 --> 00:03:28,595 people are gonna jump all over this and kill the profits. 108 00:03:28,679 --> 00:03:30,387 - Also, fuck off, Mo. - [Mo] Wait a minute. 109 00:03:30,470 --> 00:03:33,220 No, no, no, no, no, Blair, listen. 110 00:03:33,303 --> 00:03:34,345 He's right, though. All right? 111 00:03:34,428 --> 00:03:36,720 This is--this is dirty, even for us. 112 00:03:36,804 --> 00:03:37,804 Yeah. 113 00:03:37,887 --> 00:03:38,804 I've managed to make 114 00:03:38,887 --> 00:03:40,095 a good, honest profit 115 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:42,512 keeping the AASF money separate, you know? 116 00:03:42,595 --> 00:03:45,345 And I'm not about to risk all those kids' future. 117 00:03:45,428 --> 00:03:47,804 Not to mention if the SEC finds out, we are fucked... 118 00:03:47,887 --> 00:03:48,595 - Ooh. - Forever. 119 00:03:48,679 --> 00:03:49,720 Forever fucked. 120 00:03:49,804 --> 00:03:51,011 But that's the best part. 121 00:03:51,095 --> 00:03:52,595 No one's ever gonna find out. 122 00:03:52,679 --> 00:03:55,178 The SEC doesn't track Asian markets after 2 a.m., 123 00:03:55,261 --> 00:03:56,845 and the only evidence is gonna be a disc 124 00:03:56,929 --> 00:03:58,512 in our own record room. 125 00:03:58,595 --> 00:03:59,845 All we have to do is trash that disc 126 00:03:59,929 --> 00:04:01,220 after we make the trade, 127 00:04:01,303 --> 00:04:03,512 use the windfall to finance Harris' campaign, 128 00:04:03,595 --> 00:04:05,929 then he'll jam through a fat AmeriSavings bailout for us, 129 00:04:06,011 --> 00:04:07,220 and we can go back to being 130 00:04:07,303 --> 00:04:09,261 the honest, equal-opportunity firm of the future 131 00:04:09,345 --> 00:04:11,178 that we promised we would be after we destroyed Mo. 132 00:04:11,261 --> 00:04:12,387 No offense, Mo. 133 00:04:12,470 --> 00:04:13,053 Some taken. 134 00:04:13,136 --> 00:04:14,220 But in order to do this, 135 00:04:14,303 --> 00:04:16,011 we have to use those AASF funds, Dawn. 136 00:04:16,095 --> 00:04:16,762 - [sighs] - [Blair] Trust me. 137 00:04:16,845 --> 00:04:18,095 [quietly] Oh, God. 138 00:04:20,387 --> 00:04:24,387 ♪ I believe the children are our future ♪ 139 00:04:24,470 --> 00:04:26,095 [together] ♪ Teach them well ♪ 140 00:04:26,178 --> 00:04:27,887 ♪ And let them lead the way ♪ 141 00:04:27,970 --> 00:04:28,887 Dawn, you hate kids. 142 00:04:28,970 --> 00:04:31,303 [weakly] I do. 143 00:04:31,387 --> 00:04:33,720 ♪ punchy music playing ♪ 144 00:04:33,804 --> 00:04:36,720 [indistinct chatter] 145 00:04:36,804 --> 00:04:41,595 ♪♪♪ 146 00:04:43,970 --> 00:04:45,220 Whoa. 147 00:04:45,303 --> 00:04:48,261 - Cool sad guy costume. - [Wayne] Hilarious. 148 00:04:48,345 --> 00:04:49,679 I'm going home. 149 00:04:49,762 --> 00:04:51,845 Why should I stay someplace everyone hates me? 150 00:04:51,929 --> 00:04:53,053 Nobody hates you. 151 00:04:53,136 --> 00:04:55,053 You know, just, uh... 152 00:04:55,136 --> 00:04:56,053 just all the women. 153 00:04:56,136 --> 00:04:57,720 But come on, my man, 154 00:04:57,804 --> 00:04:59,679 A sloppy office party is the perfect night 155 00:04:59,762 --> 00:05:00,720 to change all that. 156 00:05:00,804 --> 00:05:01,887 I hate Halloween. 157 00:05:01,970 --> 00:05:04,303 It's a stupid, pagan holiday that celebrates witches, 158 00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:05,679 which are basically 159 00:05:05,762 --> 00:05:07,261 chick doctors. 160 00:05:07,345 --> 00:05:08,929 Anyway, I don't have a costume or anything, 161 00:05:09,011 --> 00:05:10,679 so, like, whatever. 162 00:05:10,762 --> 00:05:13,595 We can fix that, big guy. Uh, hold on. 163 00:05:13,679 --> 00:05:15,261 Um... 164 00:05:15,345 --> 00:05:20,178 All right, one of my Coogi sweaters and... 165 00:05:20,261 --> 00:05:23,095 ooh, a tray of Jell-o shots. 166 00:05:23,178 --> 00:05:24,428 [as Bill Cosby] Zip-zop, bippity bop. 167 00:05:24,512 --> 00:05:28,303 Theo, Denise, Rudy, Vanessa. 168 00:05:28,387 --> 00:05:30,637 [as self] You are now America's favorite dad, 169 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:33,845 hero of the black community, Dr. Bill Cosby. 170 00:05:33,929 --> 00:05:35,428 He is a super guy. 171 00:05:35,512 --> 00:05:37,512 - Okay, I'll stay. - [Yassir] Yes! 172 00:05:38,136 --> 00:05:38,804 [door clicks open] 173 00:05:38,887 --> 00:05:40,512 - Dawn. - Yeah? 174 00:05:40,595 --> 00:05:42,804 Are you really gonna do that shit with the AASF money? 175 00:05:42,887 --> 00:05:46,178 You used to do all kinds of shit with everybody's money. 176 00:05:46,261 --> 00:05:48,053 The Jammer Group was founded on shit. 177 00:05:48,136 --> 00:05:50,136 Besides, you heard him. No one's ever gonna know. 178 00:05:50,220 --> 00:05:51,220 You will. 179 00:05:51,303 --> 00:05:55,136 Dawn, you are not me or Blair. 180 00:05:55,220 --> 00:05:56,512 You wanna act like a tough chick, 181 00:05:56,595 --> 00:05:57,637 but I know you were all torn up 182 00:05:57,720 --> 00:05:59,720 about all the people you hurt on Black Monday. 183 00:05:59,804 --> 00:06:02,970 Come on. Don't let Blair drag you down. 184 00:06:03,053 --> 00:06:03,929 Fuck. You're right. 185 00:06:04,011 --> 00:06:05,136 Fine, I'll just-- I'll tell Blair 186 00:06:05,220 --> 00:06:06,303 to trade with his own accounts. 187 00:06:06,387 --> 00:06:08,345 I'm sure it will be a big enough win 188 00:06:08,428 --> 00:06:10,845 to hold us over until we get the bailout. 189 00:06:10,929 --> 00:06:12,178 Thanks, Momo. 190 00:06:12,261 --> 00:06:14,595 You know I'm looking out for you. 191 00:06:14,679 --> 00:06:16,220 Yeah. 192 00:06:16,303 --> 00:06:19,220 [soft dramatic music] 193 00:06:19,303 --> 00:06:23,095 ♪♪♪ 194 00:06:23,178 --> 00:06:25,804 [phone buzzes] 195 00:06:25,887 --> 00:06:27,220 Connie, it's Mo, listen. 196 00:06:27,303 --> 00:06:30,512 It's all going down at the TBD Halloween party tonight, 197 00:06:30,595 --> 00:06:32,136 and it's the exact kind of huge shit 198 00:06:32,220 --> 00:06:33,929 that you've been looking for so you can leverage Blair 199 00:06:34,011 --> 00:06:35,345 into a confession, okay? 200 00:06:35,428 --> 00:06:37,178 You can get him, and I can get back to my life. 201 00:06:37,261 --> 00:06:38,428 [Connie] Finally. 202 00:06:38,512 --> 00:06:42,553 You know, Mo, for what it's worth, I'm happy for you. 203 00:06:42,637 --> 00:06:44,720 Believe it or not, I want you to be free. 204 00:06:44,804 --> 00:06:46,095 Aw, Connie. 205 00:06:46,178 --> 00:06:47,762 And I want you to go fuck yourself. 206 00:06:47,845 --> 00:06:49,095 [phone beeps] 207 00:06:49,178 --> 00:06:50,428 [Waylon] Let me guess, Aisha, 208 00:06:50,512 --> 00:06:51,845 you're not coming to dinner with my folks. 209 00:06:51,929 --> 00:06:54,261 Babe, I can finish this case tonight. 210 00:06:54,345 --> 00:06:56,595 [as Prince Akeem] Let's fucking party! 211 00:06:56,679 --> 00:07:00,136 ♪ I'm kicking into overdrive ♪ 212 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:02,512 ♪ Gonna leave it all behind ♪ 213 00:07:02,595 --> 00:07:04,011 - [laughs] - Hi. 214 00:07:04,095 --> 00:07:05,178 - Whoo. - Oh. 215 00:07:05,261 --> 00:07:07,387 Hey, how are you? Are you okay? 216 00:07:07,470 --> 00:07:08,845 You've been here for, like, ten seconds 217 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:10,095 and you're already wasted. 218 00:07:10,178 --> 00:07:12,053 Well, I've been drinking since my morning meetings... 219 00:07:12,136 --> 00:07:13,637 - yesterday. - Meetings? 220 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:17,011 Finally brought my Pfaffshion samples around town. 221 00:07:17,095 --> 00:07:18,387 Well, how did it go? 222 00:07:18,470 --> 00:07:21,345 It was terrible, you idiot. Sorry. 223 00:07:21,428 --> 00:07:23,887 It's just no one wants denim on their glasses. 224 00:07:23,970 --> 00:07:26,303 Who am I kidding? I'm not a fashion designer. 225 00:07:26,387 --> 00:07:27,637 I don't know what I am. 226 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:29,428 I'm having a quarter-life crisis. 227 00:07:29,512 --> 00:07:30,679 Well, I don't know if you're gonna make it 228 00:07:30,762 --> 00:07:34,136 - into your 130s, baber. - Exactly, life is short. 229 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:36,804 Hey, hey, what did I promise you 230 00:07:36,887 --> 00:07:40,053 the night I proposed this partnership? 231 00:07:40,136 --> 00:07:41,220 I swore to you that we would be 232 00:07:41,303 --> 00:07:43,303 the biggest power couple in New York, nay, 233 00:07:43,387 --> 00:07:46,261 the world, and we are about to be after tonight 234 00:07:46,345 --> 00:07:49,261 as long as we keep working together. 235 00:07:49,345 --> 00:07:52,011 Tiff, you don't have to be anything 236 00:07:52,095 --> 00:07:53,428 except Mrs. Pfaff. 237 00:07:53,512 --> 00:07:55,428 You're Mrs. Pfaff. 238 00:07:55,512 --> 00:07:57,053 - Enjoy it, babe. - Blair. 239 00:07:57,136 --> 00:07:59,428 Oh, hi. 240 00:07:59,512 --> 00:08:01,303 Uh, uh, Tiff, this is Congressman Harris 241 00:08:01,387 --> 00:08:03,887 and his daughter, I think. 242 00:08:03,970 --> 00:08:05,095 [laughter] 243 00:08:05,178 --> 00:08:06,845 No, this is his wife, Corkie. 244 00:08:06,929 --> 00:08:10,095 It's nice to meet you, Tiff. Blair. 245 00:08:10,178 --> 00:08:11,512 Uh, it's nice to meet you both. 246 00:08:11,595 --> 00:08:13,512 That's a great costume. Let me guess. 247 00:08:13,595 --> 00:08:16,261 You are Huey Lewis from Back to the Future. 248 00:08:16,345 --> 00:08:18,261 Nope, I'm a fourth grade teacher. 249 00:08:18,345 --> 00:08:19,679 So lame, right? 250 00:08:19,762 --> 00:08:22,929 - Yeah, 'cause you are a-- - A high school teacher. 251 00:08:23,011 --> 00:08:24,428 Oh. 252 00:08:24,512 --> 00:08:26,345 Blair, before we party, I really need to discuss 253 00:08:26,428 --> 00:08:28,178 some business with you, privately. 254 00:08:28,261 --> 00:08:31,970 I--I need to handle a big piece of your business. 255 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:33,303 My business is urgent. 256 00:08:33,387 --> 00:08:34,553 Oh, you can't wait to do business? 257 00:08:35,387 --> 00:08:38,178 Well, let's do it in my office. 258 00:08:38,261 --> 00:08:39,720 Come on, now, Dada. 259 00:08:39,804 --> 00:08:41,512 Please don't leave me alone at another party 260 00:08:41,595 --> 00:08:42,970 while you go off with the boys. 261 00:08:43,053 --> 00:08:45,428 Hey, let--let him go. You know what? 262 00:08:45,512 --> 00:08:47,553 If Blair does business with the Congressman 263 00:08:47,637 --> 00:08:48,804 the way he used to with me, they'll be back 264 00:08:48,887 --> 00:08:50,887 - before you know it. - Ouch. 265 00:08:50,970 --> 00:08:54,303 ♪♪♪ 266 00:08:54,387 --> 00:08:57,261 Come on, we can make our own fun. 267 00:08:57,345 --> 00:08:58,970 Want a drink? 268 00:08:59,053 --> 00:09:00,470 Oh, no. I don't drink. 269 00:09:00,553 --> 00:09:01,845 Do you like to watch? 270 00:09:01,929 --> 00:09:04,762 ♪♪♪ 271 00:09:04,845 --> 00:09:05,970 - [giggles] - Oh, my gosh. 272 00:09:06,053 --> 00:09:07,136 Whoo! 273 00:09:07,220 --> 00:09:10,970 [drum beating] 274 00:09:11,053 --> 00:09:14,011 [jazzy music] 275 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:18,762 ♪♪♪ 276 00:09:31,595 --> 00:09:32,595 [Keith] Feed me! 277 00:09:32,679 --> 00:09:34,011 God damn it, Keith. What do you want? 278 00:09:34,095 --> 00:09:35,512 Info--all of it. 279 00:09:35,595 --> 00:09:39,178 I don't have any info-- what is that smell? 280 00:09:39,261 --> 00:09:40,553 Ugh, someone peed on me. 281 00:09:40,637 --> 00:09:42,387 Look, I know something big is going down tonight. 282 00:09:42,470 --> 00:09:43,804 Is it a trade or a deal--what? 283 00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:46,845 Only thing going down tonight is my boogie. 284 00:09:46,929 --> 00:09:49,887 Tell me or I'm gonna tell Dawn and Blair it was you 285 00:09:49,970 --> 00:09:51,303 who blew up their bank deal 286 00:09:51,387 --> 00:09:52,553 by blowing up AmeriSavings. 287 00:09:52,637 --> 00:09:56,595 The same AmeriSavings blowup that you were a part of? 288 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:58,136 [together] What are you doing here? 289 00:09:58,220 --> 00:10:00,261 Who are you working for? 290 00:10:00,345 --> 00:10:03,387 [pop music plays] 291 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:06,053 [cheering, indistinct speech] 292 00:10:06,136 --> 00:10:07,303 - Really? - What? 293 00:10:07,387 --> 00:10:09,136 - Whoa, cool costume. - Get the fuck out of my face. 294 00:10:09,220 --> 00:10:10,595 Whoa. Ow! 295 00:10:10,679 --> 00:10:14,720 Aw, your highness, I am so glad you could make it. 296 00:10:14,804 --> 00:10:17,011 [as Akeem] I wouldn't miss it, your flyness. 297 00:10:17,095 --> 00:10:19,178 You look amazing. 298 00:10:19,261 --> 00:10:21,053 Would it be inappropriate if I asked you-- 299 00:10:21,136 --> 00:10:22,345 To dance. 300 00:10:22,428 --> 00:10:24,303 To dance--yeah, I asked first, so, you know, there it is. 301 00:10:24,387 --> 00:10:25,512 I'm pretty sure I just did. 302 00:10:25,595 --> 00:10:26,553 [Mo] Uh, you didn't hear me just say it? 303 00:10:26,637 --> 00:10:27,720 I believe I was about to do this. 304 00:10:27,804 --> 00:10:29,428 - [Mo] No, I just asked-- - Must be nice. 305 00:10:29,512 --> 00:10:30,595 Yeah. 306 00:10:30,679 --> 00:10:32,970 So if you don't drink, what do you do 307 00:10:33,053 --> 00:10:36,387 with yourself when your husband's off doing business? 308 00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:39,637 ♪♪♪ 309 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:41,637 - These help. - Ooh. 310 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:44,011 - May I? - Oh, yes, please. 311 00:10:44,095 --> 00:10:45,178 Yeah, those are-- 312 00:10:45,261 --> 00:10:47,595 Valium, dexies, benzo fury. What's that one? 313 00:10:47,679 --> 00:10:49,303 Giraffe laxative. 314 00:10:49,387 --> 00:10:52,637 - For your figure? - You ever seen a fat giraffe? 315 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,679 - You really know your pills. - So do you. 316 00:10:54,762 --> 00:10:57,261 Mother's little helper-- is what my mom called me 317 00:10:57,345 --> 00:10:58,345 when I'd go fetch her pills. 318 00:10:58,428 --> 00:11:00,804 You know, maybe I will have some punch. 319 00:11:00,887 --> 00:11:02,220 I mean, Jesus drank wine, right? 320 00:11:02,303 --> 00:11:05,637 Yes, and I think there's-- oop--wine in this. 321 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:08,720 Give her a try. 322 00:11:08,804 --> 00:11:11,011 Ooh, don't mind if I do. Eenie, meenie, minie. 323 00:11:11,095 --> 00:11:11,887 [gulps] 324 00:11:11,970 --> 00:11:13,095 - [laughter] - Cheers. 325 00:11:13,178 --> 00:11:14,428 I hope I don't shit myself all night. 326 00:11:14,512 --> 00:11:15,762 You might. 327 00:11:15,845 --> 00:11:17,845 There's only one way to settle this, playboy. 328 00:11:17,929 --> 00:11:19,261 [as Akeem] Name it and claim it. 329 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:20,970 How about a dance battle, Akeem? 330 00:11:21,053 --> 00:11:22,095 Let's go, Akeem. 331 00:11:22,178 --> 00:11:23,553 - Was that his accent? - That is his accent. 332 00:11:23,637 --> 00:11:24,679 [as Akeem] No, it's more like this. 333 00:11:24,762 --> 00:11:25,887 No, that's what I'm doing, Akeem. 334 00:11:25,970 --> 00:11:27,804 - No, Akeem, I'm doing it. - No, Akeem-- 335 00:11:27,887 --> 00:11:28,970 [Mo] You're doing some broken down thing-- 336 00:11:29,053 --> 00:11:29,970 [Marcus] You sound like Count Dracula. 337 00:11:30,053 --> 00:11:31,637 Where are you supposed to be from? 338 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:32,345 I am from Zamunda. Where are you from? 339 00:11:32,428 --> 00:11:33,345 Oh, no, I'm from Zamunda. 340 00:11:33,428 --> 00:11:34,637 [chuckles] Zamunda, well-- 341 00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:36,011 That's supposed to be how you pronounce Zamunda? 342 00:11:36,095 --> 00:11:37,178 - That's Zamunda? - That's Zamunda? 343 00:11:37,261 --> 00:11:38,345 [indistinct arguing] 344 00:11:38,428 --> 00:11:41,720 [muffled music continues] 345 00:11:43,011 --> 00:11:46,720 Oh, you meant actual business. 346 00:11:46,804 --> 00:11:48,845 Just tell me-- is everything okay with TBD? 347 00:11:48,929 --> 00:11:50,970 Yeah, yeah, never better. Why? 348 00:11:51,053 --> 00:11:52,512 Well, we just shot a great new spot, 349 00:11:52,595 --> 00:11:54,095 but when we went to buy airtime, 350 00:11:54,178 --> 00:11:55,595 we ran into a snag. 351 00:11:55,679 --> 00:11:56,887 The last three checks that your girl 352 00:11:56,970 --> 00:11:58,804 has sent over have had mistakes. 353 00:11:58,887 --> 00:11:59,720 Ugh. 354 00:11:59,804 --> 00:12:02,762 One wasn't signed, one was dated 1888, 355 00:12:02,845 --> 00:12:04,428 and this is just a dry cleaning receipt. 356 00:12:04,512 --> 00:12:05,887 Oh, I've been looking for this. 357 00:12:05,970 --> 00:12:08,762 If we don't get ILM the 500k we owe them by tomorrow, 358 00:12:08,845 --> 00:12:10,178 they're not gonna finish the visual effects. 359 00:12:10,261 --> 00:12:12,595 You used Industrial Light and Magic 360 00:12:12,679 --> 00:12:13,929 for your political ad? 361 00:12:14,011 --> 00:12:15,929 Look, it's gonna be pretty hard for me to push through 362 00:12:16,011 --> 00:12:17,887 your precious bank bailout if I'm not a congressman. 363 00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:22,303 How about this? How about a blank check? 364 00:12:22,387 --> 00:12:24,679 You just fill it out 365 00:12:24,762 --> 00:12:27,178 for whatever you need 366 00:12:27,261 --> 00:12:29,178 and cash it 367 00:12:29,261 --> 00:12:32,053 whenever, tomorrow. 368 00:12:32,136 --> 00:12:34,136 [DJ] All right, y'all, gather round, everyone. 369 00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:36,720 Clear the floor for a dance battle. 370 00:12:36,804 --> 00:12:37,428 No, we're not battling to "My Prerogative." 371 00:12:37,512 --> 00:12:38,887 Why? 372 00:12:38,970 --> 00:12:40,679 Bet you already got a bunch of moves worked out to that shit. 373 00:12:40,762 --> 00:12:42,387 What? Don't be silly. 374 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:44,053 [laughs] Now I know you're lying. 375 00:12:44,136 --> 00:12:46,053 Everybody's got a routine to "My Prerogative." 376 00:12:46,136 --> 00:12:47,595 - [woman] He's not lying. - [man] No, they do. 377 00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:49,637 ♪ Everybody's talking ♪ 378 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:51,970 ♪ All this stuff about me ♪ 379 00:12:52,053 --> 00:12:54,387 ♪ Why don't they just let me live ♪ 380 00:12:54,470 --> 00:12:56,053 ♪ Tell me why ♪ 381 00:12:56,136 --> 00:12:57,595 ♪ I don't need permission ♪ 382 00:12:57,679 --> 00:12:59,553 ♪ Make my own decisions ♪ 383 00:12:59,637 --> 00:13:01,387 ♪ That's my prerogative ♪ 384 00:13:01,470 --> 00:13:02,762 [cheering] 385 00:13:02,845 --> 00:13:04,679 ♪ It's my prerogative ♪ 386 00:13:04,762 --> 00:13:06,178 ♪ I can do what I wanna do ♪ 387 00:13:06,261 --> 00:13:07,345 - ♪ It's my ♪ - ♪ It's my ♪ 388 00:13:07,428 --> 00:13:08,345 ♪ It's my ♪ 389 00:13:08,428 --> 00:13:09,512 ♪ It's my ♪ 390 00:13:09,595 --> 00:13:10,720 - ♪ It's my ♪ - ♪ It's my ♪ 391 00:13:10,804 --> 00:13:12,053 [together] ♪ My, my, my, my, my ♪ 392 00:13:12,136 --> 00:13:13,929 Yeah, knew it. 393 00:13:14,011 --> 00:13:16,095 I ain't a fool. No Bobby. 394 00:13:16,178 --> 00:13:17,387 Fine. 395 00:13:17,470 --> 00:13:19,470 Or you fools could just not have a dance off. 396 00:13:19,553 --> 00:13:20,970 That's hilarious, Dawn. 397 00:13:22,345 --> 00:13:23,720 [cheering] 398 00:13:26,345 --> 00:13:28,261 [applause] 399 00:13:28,345 --> 00:13:30,011 That was cool. 400 00:13:32,762 --> 00:13:34,804 I just did that. 401 00:13:34,887 --> 00:13:36,095 [woman] Oh! 402 00:13:36,178 --> 00:13:38,428 - Check that. - Wow. Whoo! 403 00:13:38,512 --> 00:13:41,261 [impressed chatter] 404 00:13:45,512 --> 00:13:48,261 [cheers and applause] 405 00:13:49,345 --> 00:13:50,762 All right, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. 406 00:13:50,845 --> 00:13:52,762 [Mo] Okay, all right. 407 00:13:52,845 --> 00:13:54,762 - We'll call it a draw. - A draw? 408 00:13:54,845 --> 00:13:58,470 Marcus was tap dancing on your soul. 409 00:13:58,553 --> 00:14:00,470 Marcus wins. Everybody! 410 00:14:00,553 --> 00:14:02,303 [crowd chanting] Marcus, Marcus! 411 00:14:02,387 --> 00:14:05,095 - [Mo] Knock it off, man. - Marcus, Marcus, Marcus! 412 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,970 You know what? I'm not worried, playboy. 413 00:14:08,053 --> 00:14:09,345 I'll get the next one. 414 00:14:09,428 --> 00:14:11,011 [crowd oohs] 415 00:14:11,095 --> 00:14:14,303 [soft pop music plays] 416 00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:17,804 ♪♪♪ 417 00:14:17,887 --> 00:14:20,053 - How bad was it? - Oh, so embarrassing. 418 00:14:20,136 --> 00:14:22,303 - Jesus. - Come here. 419 00:14:22,387 --> 00:14:23,762 Ugh. 420 00:14:23,845 --> 00:14:27,011 ♪ Darling ♪ 421 00:14:27,095 --> 00:14:31,303 ♪ Show me how to love you ♪ 422 00:14:31,387 --> 00:14:33,512 ♪♪♪ 423 00:14:33,595 --> 00:14:36,762 ♪ I want to do it right ♪ 424 00:14:36,845 --> 00:14:39,845 ♪ Tell me ♪ 425 00:14:39,929 --> 00:14:41,679 ♪ Won't you please ♪ 426 00:14:41,762 --> 00:14:42,970 - [Dawn] Momo? - [Mo] Yeah? 427 00:14:43,053 --> 00:14:44,845 ♪ I need you ♪ 428 00:14:44,929 --> 00:14:47,553 ♪♪♪ 429 00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:49,387 - I have to pee. - You what? 430 00:14:49,470 --> 00:14:50,970 ♪♪♪ 431 00:14:51,053 --> 00:14:54,345 ♪ No more nights of being alone ♪ 432 00:14:54,428 --> 00:14:56,512 ♪♪♪ 433 00:14:56,595 --> 00:14:59,720 ♪ With you by my side ♪ 434 00:14:59,804 --> 00:15:02,887 ♪ My heart has found its home ♪ 435 00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:05,804 [Connie] Hello, Roland. 436 00:15:05,887 --> 00:15:07,220 Connie-- what are you supposed to be? 437 00:15:07,303 --> 00:15:09,929 Oh, wait, let me guess. KKK, right? 438 00:15:10,011 --> 00:15:11,804 Yeah, makes sense from all the black people 439 00:15:11,887 --> 00:15:13,929 - you've fucked over. - I'm a ghost. 440 00:15:14,011 --> 00:15:16,470 And you better watch yourself. You're not free yet. 441 00:15:16,553 --> 00:15:17,804 Not until Blair makes that trade 442 00:15:17,887 --> 00:15:20,011 and you get me that disc from the record room. 443 00:15:20,095 --> 00:15:21,887 And no funny stuff. My guys are everywhere. 444 00:15:21,970 --> 00:15:23,845 Yeah, real imaginative costumes. 445 00:15:23,929 --> 00:15:26,512 [man] Oh, shit, the FBI is here. 446 00:15:26,595 --> 00:15:28,011 Oh, fuck. 447 00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:32,887 Uh, Roger, I have something I need to tell you. 448 00:15:32,970 --> 00:15:35,261 I've sort of been... 449 00:15:35,345 --> 00:15:36,637 ♪♪♪ 450 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:38,136 Hmm. 451 00:15:38,220 --> 00:15:41,387 What did you wanna tell me? 452 00:15:41,470 --> 00:15:42,637 ♪♪♪ 453 00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:44,720 That I'm hot for teacher. 454 00:15:44,804 --> 00:15:46,428 [chuckles] 455 00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:48,762 - One blank check coming up. - [laughs] 456 00:15:48,845 --> 00:15:51,261 You're welcome, ladies! 457 00:15:51,345 --> 00:15:52,679 ♪♪♪ 458 00:15:52,762 --> 00:15:54,178 ♪ There's something deep inside you ♪ 459 00:15:54,261 --> 00:15:55,762 [woman] Yeah! Arrest me, officer! 460 00:15:55,845 --> 00:15:59,887 ♪ That you don't want me to see ♪ 461 00:15:59,970 --> 00:16:02,428 - Hey, hey, hey-- hey, what the fuck? 462 00:16:02,512 --> 00:16:06,220 ♪♪♪ 463 00:16:06,303 --> 00:16:07,553 The fuck is this? 464 00:16:07,637 --> 00:16:10,720 I decided to order up some tricks to treat these ladies. 465 00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:12,345 Such a double standard. 466 00:16:12,428 --> 00:16:14,512 Look, they're objectifying these men. 467 00:16:14,595 --> 00:16:16,637 [Yassir] Wayne, chill, it's just for fun. 468 00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:18,303 It's bullshit. [slurps] 469 00:16:18,387 --> 00:16:19,762 ♪♪♪ 470 00:16:19,845 --> 00:16:21,470 Fuck Halloween! 471 00:16:21,553 --> 00:16:24,845 ♪♪♪ 472 00:16:24,929 --> 00:16:26,011 [Yassir] Wayne. 473 00:16:26,095 --> 00:16:28,178 - Oh, yeah! - A different one. 474 00:16:28,261 --> 00:16:29,679 - Excuse me! - Whoo! 475 00:16:29,762 --> 00:16:31,720 I don't think that tattoo is doing 476 00:16:31,804 --> 00:16:33,011 what he thinks it's doing. 477 00:16:33,095 --> 00:16:34,679 - Whoo! - Okay, please. 478 00:16:34,762 --> 00:16:36,970 Excuse me! Excuse me! 479 00:16:37,053 --> 00:16:41,845 ♪♪♪ 480 00:16:41,929 --> 00:16:43,845 [door beeps] 481 00:16:43,929 --> 00:16:45,261 ♪♪♪ 482 00:16:45,345 --> 00:16:46,512 [Mo] Ugh. 483 00:16:46,595 --> 00:16:48,887 [door beeps] 484 00:16:48,970 --> 00:16:50,637 Good idea. 485 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:55,011 ♪♪♪ 486 00:16:55,095 --> 00:16:57,804 [Blair] Now you can get whatever you need, 487 00:16:57,887 --> 00:17:01,178 and I can get whatever I need. 488 00:17:01,261 --> 00:17:04,261 Not here, it's too risky. 489 00:17:04,345 --> 00:17:06,845 Okay. 490 00:17:06,929 --> 00:17:08,303 I know the perfect spot. 491 00:17:08,387 --> 00:17:09,595 All right. 492 00:17:09,679 --> 00:17:13,929 [moaning, laughter] 493 00:17:14,011 --> 00:17:15,679 I gotta be honest, when you came back... 494 00:17:15,762 --> 00:17:17,679 [both chuckle] 495 00:17:17,762 --> 00:17:19,553 I was like, "here we go again." 496 00:17:19,637 --> 00:17:23,804 Mo' Mo, mo' problems, but you've really changed. 497 00:17:23,887 --> 00:17:26,595 You know, you're different. 498 00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:29,178 [both moaning] 499 00:17:29,261 --> 00:17:31,470 Hold up. I got you a gift. 500 00:17:31,553 --> 00:17:33,220 Ah, Church's Chicken. 501 00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:34,303 [laughs] 502 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:37,387 Don't think I forgot it was just your birthday. 503 00:17:37,470 --> 00:17:38,762 I can't believe you didn't throw yourself 504 00:17:38,845 --> 00:17:40,595 a big party to not show up to. 505 00:17:40,679 --> 00:17:42,261 [laughs] 506 00:17:42,345 --> 00:17:46,095 Uh, I told you, really, I'm done with that stuff. 507 00:17:48,136 --> 00:17:51,970 Wow, humble, coke-free. 508 00:17:52,053 --> 00:17:54,053 - [chuckles] - Who are you? 509 00:17:54,136 --> 00:17:55,303 [dramatic music] 510 00:17:55,387 --> 00:17:56,178 [chuckles] 511 00:18:01,303 --> 00:18:03,512 - Oh, yeah, um... - What? 512 00:18:03,595 --> 00:18:04,804 Just, um, 513 00:18:04,887 --> 00:18:06,053 remind me to destroy that disc 514 00:18:06,136 --> 00:18:10,178 at, like, 2:15 after Blair executes the trade. 515 00:18:10,261 --> 00:18:12,929 I don't wanna go to jail 'cause I fell into a sex coma. 516 00:18:13,011 --> 00:18:17,261 [chuckles] Um, why would you go to jail 517 00:18:17,345 --> 00:18:18,637 if Blair's doing this whole thing by himself? 518 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:19,887 Oh, stop talking. 519 00:18:19,970 --> 00:18:22,387 Wait a minute, Dawn, Dawn, Dawn. 520 00:18:22,470 --> 00:18:25,178 Did Blair convince you to use those AASF funds after all? 521 00:18:25,261 --> 00:18:26,720 Are you being serious right now? 522 00:18:26,804 --> 00:18:28,679 - Yeah. - Yes. 523 00:18:28,762 --> 00:18:30,095 But he didn't convince me. 524 00:18:30,178 --> 00:18:31,553 I reassessed the trade, 525 00:18:31,637 --> 00:18:32,720 and we're gonna pull the trigger. 526 00:18:32,804 --> 00:18:34,053 It's worth the risk. 527 00:18:34,136 --> 00:18:35,512 Why do I always have to be the moral one? 528 00:18:35,595 --> 00:18:38,261 Come on, konnichi wa, bitches. Now come on. 529 00:18:38,345 --> 00:18:39,720 Are we doing this or not? 530 00:18:39,804 --> 00:18:41,095 Dawn, I told you to trust me. 531 00:18:41,178 --> 00:18:43,178 And why the fuck would I do that, huh? 532 00:18:43,261 --> 00:18:45,220 After all the times that you fucked me over in the past? 533 00:18:45,303 --> 00:18:47,303 Here I am trying to throw you a bone, 534 00:18:47,387 --> 00:18:48,804 and you're bitching about a trade? 535 00:18:48,887 --> 00:18:51,303 You're throwing me a bone? 536 00:18:51,387 --> 00:18:54,762 Bruh, I'm trying to christen the server room. 537 00:18:54,845 --> 00:18:56,929 [sighs] I-- 538 00:18:57,011 --> 00:18:58,637 - Sorry, I-- - Really? 539 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:01,637 [upbeat music] 540 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:06,679 ♪♪♪ 541 00:19:11,845 --> 00:19:13,804 [door beeps] 542 00:19:13,887 --> 00:19:17,845 ♪♪♪ 543 00:19:17,929 --> 00:19:19,595 [Keith] Okay. 544 00:19:19,679 --> 00:19:20,762 ♪♪♪ 545 00:19:20,845 --> 00:19:22,762 Locked? Damn it! 546 00:19:22,845 --> 00:19:24,762 Oh, fuck the keypad. 547 00:19:24,845 --> 00:19:27,845 Four-digit code? How many combos can there be? 548 00:19:27,929 --> 00:19:29,929 One, one, one, one. Ugh. 549 00:19:30,011 --> 00:19:32,595 One, one, one, two. 550 00:19:32,679 --> 00:19:33,887 [keypad beeping] 551 00:19:33,970 --> 00:19:35,095 [Keith gasps] Uh... 552 00:19:35,178 --> 00:19:36,720 Okay, ah, uh. 553 00:19:36,804 --> 00:19:38,095 [grunts] 554 00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,136 [Connie] Whoa, what the hell? 555 00:19:41,220 --> 00:19:43,595 Hey, I was just looking for you, boo. 556 00:19:43,679 --> 00:19:45,679 [laughs] Get it--boo? 557 00:19:45,762 --> 00:19:46,595 Ha-ha-ha. 558 00:19:46,679 --> 00:19:47,762 Shouldn't you be in the server room 559 00:19:47,845 --> 00:19:48,887 so you can grab the disc? 560 00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:51,095 Oh, uh, turns out I was wrong. 561 00:19:51,178 --> 00:19:52,845 No trade going down tonight, so you guys can go. 562 00:19:52,929 --> 00:19:54,762 - Good job anyway. - Really? 563 00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:55,970 So Blair's not shorting the yen 564 00:19:56,053 --> 00:19:57,762 based on insider information? 565 00:19:57,845 --> 00:19:58,970 How'd you know that? 566 00:19:59,053 --> 00:20:00,970 We planted that bullshit on the Congressman 567 00:20:01,053 --> 00:20:02,220 knowing Blair would take the bait 568 00:20:02,303 --> 00:20:04,845 Tonight's our best shot to grab Blair by the balls 569 00:20:04,929 --> 00:20:07,345 or we might just have to shift our focus to Dawn. 570 00:20:07,428 --> 00:20:09,720 I told you, okay? There's nothing there. 571 00:20:09,804 --> 00:20:10,970 Why don't you have Keith do it? 572 00:20:11,053 --> 00:20:12,011 I know he's working for you guys too. 573 00:20:12,095 --> 00:20:13,261 What? 574 00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:14,637 Keith's working for Larry Leighman. 575 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:16,970 Now go get me evidence of Blair making that trade 576 00:20:17,053 --> 00:20:18,512 or it's Dawn's ass. 577 00:20:18,595 --> 00:20:19,512 ♪♪♪ 578 00:20:19,595 --> 00:20:22,720 Why you bald-headed, roller blading, 579 00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:24,095 coke addict motherfucker. 580 00:20:24,178 --> 00:20:26,220 ♪ In the ghetto ♪ 581 00:20:26,303 --> 00:20:31,345 ♪♪♪ 582 00:20:32,345 --> 00:20:34,261 ♪ Stop, point, freeze now ♪ 583 00:20:34,345 --> 00:20:35,553 ♪ Come on, get tough on the street ♪ 584 00:20:35,637 --> 00:20:36,887 ♪ Get tough with the gang ♪ 585 00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:39,220 ♪ Watch your back, it's a hardcore thing ♪ 586 00:20:39,303 --> 00:20:40,553 ♪ In the ghetto ♪ 587 00:20:40,637 --> 00:20:42,345 ♪ There's no surprise... ♪ 588 00:20:42,428 --> 00:20:43,970 All right, look, Keith, 589 00:20:44,053 --> 00:20:45,845 let's let bygones be bygones, okay? 590 00:20:45,929 --> 00:20:47,220 Why are you talking to a plant? 591 00:20:47,303 --> 00:20:49,595 ♪♪♪ 592 00:20:49,679 --> 00:20:50,762 Oh. 593 00:20:50,845 --> 00:20:53,470 Look, let's let bygones be bygones, okay? 594 00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:55,428 I want to let you in on a top secret trade. 595 00:20:55,512 --> 00:20:57,845 Ooh, feed me. I'm all ears. 596 00:20:57,929 --> 00:20:59,804 [Keith] Larry, it's Keith. 597 00:20:59,887 --> 00:21:02,178 Short the yen right now, okay? 598 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,929 Reagan's dropping major tariffs on Japan. 599 00:21:04,011 --> 00:21:05,178 Hit it big, 600 00:21:05,261 --> 00:21:06,720 and you'll suck up all the profit 601 00:21:06,804 --> 00:21:09,261 and fuck over TBD in the process. Trust me. 602 00:21:09,345 --> 00:21:10,387 You done good, Keithy. 603 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:12,595 - [laughs] - [Larry] You done good. 604 00:21:12,679 --> 00:21:16,053 ♪♪♪ 605 00:21:16,136 --> 00:21:18,095 [laughter] 606 00:21:18,178 --> 00:21:20,095 Oh, Tiff, I had fun with you tonight. 607 00:21:20,178 --> 00:21:22,553 - I did. - Me too, Corkie. 608 00:21:22,637 --> 00:21:24,428 [laughs] You're fun, Corks. 609 00:21:24,512 --> 00:21:27,178 - Yeah. I gotta get up, - Ugh. 610 00:21:27,261 --> 00:21:29,387 - I feel a little dizzy. - Me too. 611 00:21:29,470 --> 00:21:31,720 I feel a little dizzy. Ugh, okay. 612 00:21:31,804 --> 00:21:32,804 We gotta get up. 613 00:21:32,887 --> 00:21:34,845 - Careful. - Oh, boy. 614 00:21:34,929 --> 00:21:36,220 Are those Skants? 615 00:21:36,303 --> 00:21:38,345 Skirt on the outside, pants on the underside? 616 00:21:38,428 --> 00:21:40,470 Oh, yes, but we call them "pirts." 617 00:21:40,553 --> 00:21:43,303 Very popular with all of my Evangelical friends. 618 00:21:43,387 --> 00:21:46,428 The comfort of pants with none of the harlotry. 619 00:21:46,512 --> 00:21:48,553 I thought nobody liked those. 620 00:21:48,637 --> 00:21:51,011 I mean, you know, I have pallets and pallets. 621 00:21:51,095 --> 00:21:52,679 I don't know what to do with 'em. 622 00:21:52,762 --> 00:21:55,637 'Cause they're all that's left of my family business. 623 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:57,178 Hey-- 624 00:21:57,261 --> 00:21:58,595 No, sorry to bring the mood down. 625 00:21:58,679 --> 00:22:01,261 - No, you're okay. - It's been hard. 626 00:22:01,345 --> 00:22:03,887 Oh, wow. It sure has, hasn't it? 627 00:22:03,970 --> 00:22:05,095 It's just been a hard time. 628 00:22:05,178 --> 00:22:06,136 You know? 629 00:22:06,220 --> 00:22:07,929 [tender pop music] 630 00:22:08,011 --> 00:22:10,095 [humming] 631 00:22:10,178 --> 00:22:11,804 - I just had an idea. - What? 632 00:22:11,887 --> 00:22:15,720 You know, business isn't just for the guys anymore. 633 00:22:15,804 --> 00:22:19,762 - We should do lady business. - Ooh. 634 00:22:19,845 --> 00:22:20,595 Oh, no. 635 00:22:20,679 --> 00:22:23,095 Sorry. Y-you meant actual business. 636 00:22:23,178 --> 00:22:25,136 Misread that. 637 00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:29,136 You know what? Yes, I'm in. 638 00:22:29,220 --> 00:22:31,136 [together] To lady business! 639 00:22:31,220 --> 00:22:33,220 [laughter] 640 00:22:34,553 --> 00:22:35,887 - No. - Okay. 641 00:22:37,178 --> 00:22:39,679 - I just love to-- - Fuck. 642 00:22:39,762 --> 00:22:41,303 I was gonna say, "lie here with you," 643 00:22:41,387 --> 00:22:43,178 - but that too. - [computer beeps] 644 00:22:43,261 --> 00:22:45,762 - Something wrong? - What the-- 645 00:22:45,845 --> 00:22:48,178 No, I was just gonna make a trade in a couple minutes. 646 00:22:48,261 --> 00:22:50,136 but it's already somehow moving against me. 647 00:22:50,220 --> 00:22:51,887 - [computer beeps] - Fuck. 648 00:22:54,178 --> 00:22:55,595 [keypad beeps] 649 00:22:55,679 --> 00:22:56,679 Fuck. 650 00:22:59,178 --> 00:23:00,887 We're stuck in here for 17 minutes? 651 00:23:00,970 --> 00:23:01,845 What the fuck? 652 00:23:01,929 --> 00:23:03,136 [keypad beeps] 653 00:23:03,220 --> 00:23:05,261 What trade were you trying to make? 654 00:23:05,345 --> 00:23:08,261 Uh, just, like, you know, stocks. 655 00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:11,512 [knocking] 656 00:23:12,845 --> 00:23:15,428 Wayne, buddy, you are not gonna believe this, 657 00:23:15,512 --> 00:23:19,011 but this beautiful woman is dying to meet you. 658 00:23:19,095 --> 00:23:20,512 Wayne Lapotka? 659 00:23:20,595 --> 00:23:23,845 I've been wanting to talk to you all night. 660 00:23:23,929 --> 00:23:25,220 Is this happening? 661 00:23:25,303 --> 00:23:28,512 After all the promises my ex-wife broke 662 00:23:28,595 --> 00:23:29,887 and all the computers I broke 663 00:23:29,970 --> 00:23:32,345 trying to Weird Science a replacement for her, 664 00:23:32,428 --> 00:23:35,011 it made me turn on women. Maybe I was wrong. 665 00:23:35,095 --> 00:23:36,136 Maybe women aren't the enemy. 666 00:23:36,220 --> 00:23:38,679 You've been served. 667 00:23:38,762 --> 00:23:41,178 [Yassir] Did Just For Men serve you for stealing their name. 668 00:23:41,261 --> 00:23:42,303 - God damn it. - Oh, my God! 669 00:23:42,387 --> 00:23:43,387 [Blair knocking] 670 00:23:43,470 --> 00:23:46,053 As long as we're stuck in here, 671 00:23:46,136 --> 00:23:48,053 I've been dying to show you the new commercial. 672 00:23:48,136 --> 00:23:52,428 [Blair knocks] Great. 673 00:23:52,512 --> 00:23:54,637 [announcer] During Roger Harris' first 674 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:57,887 term in Congress, he chaired the House Ethics Committee, 675 00:23:57,970 --> 00:23:59,512 coined the term... 676 00:23:59,595 --> 00:24:02,178 I'm sorry--remind me why this was $3 million? 677 00:24:02,261 --> 00:24:05,053 Those Star Wars guys take star wipes very seriously. 678 00:24:05,136 --> 00:24:08,345 And that VO is just temp, but we're out to Scott Baio. 679 00:24:08,428 --> 00:24:10,011 - Cool. - Yeah? 680 00:24:10,095 --> 00:24:11,762 [computer beeps] 681 00:24:11,845 --> 00:24:13,178 Huh? 682 00:24:13,261 --> 00:24:15,178 [Harris] I'm Roger Harris, and I'm running for Congress. 683 00:24:15,261 --> 00:24:16,261 - Looks great. - Yeah? 684 00:24:16,345 --> 00:24:18,887 - Yeah, it looks really great. - Mmm. 685 00:24:18,970 --> 00:24:20,762 [chuckles] 686 00:24:20,845 --> 00:24:25,095 ♪♪♪ 687 00:24:25,178 --> 00:24:26,845 [Blair] Scott Baio. 688 00:24:26,929 --> 00:24:28,011 [new wave music] 689 00:24:28,095 --> 00:24:31,095 [computer beeps] 690 00:24:31,178 --> 00:24:33,387 ♪♪♪ 691 00:24:33,470 --> 00:24:35,011 What'd you do, Mo? Hm? 692 00:24:35,095 --> 00:24:36,428 Did you leak our trade? 693 00:24:36,512 --> 00:24:38,679 Huh, sounds like you didn't get in on time. 694 00:24:38,762 --> 00:24:40,762 - What the fuck did you do? - I saved your ass, Dawn. 695 00:24:40,845 --> 00:24:43,428 That trade's gonna blow up as soon as the U.S. market's open. 696 00:24:43,512 --> 00:24:45,637 Now, if you're smart, you get on the other side 697 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:47,428 and buy the yen right now before the Nikkei closes. 698 00:24:47,512 --> 00:24:49,387 I don't need you to save my ass. 699 00:24:49,470 --> 00:24:51,095 I don't need anyone's fucking help. 700 00:24:51,178 --> 00:24:52,428 I came up with Black Monday! 701 00:24:52,512 --> 00:24:55,220 The whole thing-- it was my idea! 702 00:24:55,303 --> 00:24:56,387 - Dawn Darcy! - Okay, listen. 703 00:24:56,470 --> 00:24:57,762 You may want to stop screaming that shit. 704 00:24:57,845 --> 00:24:59,095 And you might wanna stop telling me 705 00:24:59,178 --> 00:25:01,095 what to stop screaming. 706 00:25:01,178 --> 00:25:03,637 - Hm? - Yeah, that's it. 707 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:05,595 Okay, look, will you just trust me please? 708 00:25:05,679 --> 00:25:06,762 If you want me to trust you, 709 00:25:06,845 --> 00:25:09,637 then do something that's trustworthy for once. 710 00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,970 [soft dramatic music] 711 00:25:12,053 --> 00:25:13,804 I just did, 712 00:25:13,887 --> 00:25:18,178 ♪♪♪ 713 00:25:18,261 --> 00:25:20,553 [dramatic music] 714 00:25:20,637 --> 00:25:24,136 [Reporter] An odd rumor swept across Wall Street last night 715 00:25:24,220 --> 00:25:25,970 driving the yen through the floor-- 716 00:25:26,053 --> 00:25:27,387 quickly disproven at the opening bell. 717 00:25:27,470 --> 00:25:29,512 - [phone rings] - The Japanese currency 718 00:25:29,595 --> 00:25:30,553 immediately shot through the roof, 719 00:25:30,637 --> 00:25:33,011 already higher than yesterday's close. 720 00:25:33,095 --> 00:25:34,387 [phone beeps] 721 00:25:34,470 --> 00:25:37,220 You fucked us. You fucked us. 722 00:25:37,303 --> 00:25:39,679 We lost millions. I knew it. 723 00:25:39,762 --> 00:25:41,261 Ugh, you're still working with Mo 724 00:25:41,345 --> 00:25:42,428 and those little devils, aren't you? 725 00:25:42,512 --> 00:25:45,804 Whoa, whoa, Mo fucked us both again, 726 00:25:45,887 --> 00:25:47,845 but it's gonna be worth it, okay? 727 00:25:47,929 --> 00:25:51,011 'Cause I got enough information last night to fuck everybody. 728 00:25:51,095 --> 00:25:53,387 You'd be surprised how people let their guard down 729 00:25:53,470 --> 00:25:54,845 in front of the houseplant. 730 00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:56,553 [Mo] It's the exact kind of huge shit 731 00:25:56,637 --> 00:25:57,845 that you've been looking for 732 00:25:57,929 --> 00:25:59,470 so you can leverage Blair into a confession. 733 00:25:59,553 --> 00:26:01,053 I came up with Black Monday! Me! 734 00:26:01,136 --> 00:26:02,178 It was my idea! 735 00:26:02,261 --> 00:26:04,095 [punchy music] 736 00:26:04,178 --> 00:26:06,595 [urine trickling] 737 00:26:06,679 --> 00:26:08,553 Hey, hey, what the fuck, man? I'm a person. 738 00:26:08,637 --> 00:26:10,178 My bad, my bad. 739 00:26:10,261 --> 00:26:12,470 Trust me, I got this. 740 00:26:12,553 --> 00:26:14,637 You better. You fucking better. 741 00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:16,512 Otherwise I'm sending you back to the big house 742 00:26:16,595 --> 00:26:18,095 and your wife to the poor house 743 00:26:18,178 --> 00:26:22,345 and me to the fucking House of Pancakes. 744 00:26:22,428 --> 00:26:24,637 I'm bad off the dribble. Fuck. 745 00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:25,887 - Fuck. - [phone beeps] 746 00:26:26,470 --> 00:26:27,553 [Reporter] And the yen continues 747 00:26:27,637 --> 00:26:29,679 its historic rise. 748 00:26:31,553 --> 00:26:33,845 - [Connie] I know what you did. - What? 749 00:26:33,929 --> 00:26:35,970 You found out Dawn was gonna be a part 750 00:26:36,053 --> 00:26:39,220 of Blair's illegal trade, so you used Keith to tip off 751 00:26:39,303 --> 00:26:41,762 the rest of the street so they couldn't get in in time. 752 00:26:41,845 --> 00:26:43,345 What makes you think that? 753 00:26:43,428 --> 00:26:44,845 'Cause not only did they not get short, 754 00:26:44,929 --> 00:26:47,470 somehow, Dawn had the brilliant idea to get long. 755 00:26:47,553 --> 00:26:48,929 Almost as if someone told her 756 00:26:49,011 --> 00:26:50,804 the trade would blow up at the bell. 757 00:26:50,887 --> 00:26:51,887 Huh. 758 00:26:51,970 --> 00:26:53,428 Your girlfriend just made $9 million. 759 00:26:53,512 --> 00:26:54,970 And wouldn't you know-- 760 00:26:55,053 --> 00:26:56,512 it happens to be a totally legal trade. 761 00:26:56,595 --> 00:26:59,512 Wow, that's amazing, but I still don't know 762 00:26:59,595 --> 00:27:00,804 what you're talking about, boss. 763 00:27:00,887 --> 00:27:02,387 And I don't know what you smiling about, motherfucker, 764 00:27:02,470 --> 00:27:04,095 'cause this changes everything. 765 00:27:04,178 --> 00:27:05,887 Our deal is fucking off. 766 00:27:05,970 --> 00:27:07,011 How is our deal fucking off? For some shit that I didn't-- 767 00:27:07,095 --> 00:27:08,929 Hey, Mo. 768 00:27:09,553 --> 00:27:11,804 Oh, Dede. Oh, I-I'm sorry. I didn't realize-- 769 00:27:11,887 --> 00:27:14,512 - No, no, no, it's not-- - No, no, no, no, no. 770 00:27:14,595 --> 00:27:16,470 I told you. Don't worry about it. 771 00:27:16,553 --> 00:27:19,345 - She'll understand, baby. - Uh, yeah. 772 00:27:19,428 --> 00:27:22,136 No, I'm really happy for you guys. 773 00:27:22,220 --> 00:27:23,512 Ooh, Lord, 774 00:27:23,595 --> 00:27:25,261 what the hell was in that punch? 775 00:27:25,345 --> 00:27:26,220 I ain't black out like that 776 00:27:26,303 --> 00:27:28,261 since I crossed Alpha Gamma Psi. 777 00:27:28,345 --> 00:27:29,845 - [man] You know! - [growls] 778 00:27:29,929 --> 00:27:31,679 [laughs] 779 00:27:31,762 --> 00:27:34,512 Y'all Wall Street people know how to party. 780 00:27:34,595 --> 00:27:35,929 Hey, Marcus, you know what? 781 00:27:36,011 --> 00:27:39,220 I actually--I would really like to go on that date. 782 00:27:39,303 --> 00:27:40,762 [soft dramatic music] 783 00:27:40,845 --> 00:27:42,929 - Did I ask you out on a date? - Yes. 784 00:27:43,011 --> 00:27:44,178 Ooh, dope. 785 00:27:44,261 --> 00:27:48,095 You know what? I just had the best idea. 786 00:27:48,178 --> 00:27:50,011 Double date. 787 00:27:50,095 --> 00:27:52,970 Yeah, I mean, Dawn, there is so much I want to learn about you. 788 00:27:53,053 --> 00:27:54,845 ♪♪♪ 789 00:27:54,929 --> 00:27:56,220 Great. 790 00:27:56,303 --> 00:27:58,428 - Great. - Great. 791 00:27:58,512 --> 00:28:03,470 Yeah, great. [laughs] 792 00:28:03,553 --> 00:28:05,095 [Wayne] This means war. 793 00:28:05,178 --> 00:28:08,136 [dramatic music] 794 00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:11,887 ♪♪♪ 795 00:28:12,887 --> 00:28:16,136 [mellow electronic music] 796 00:28:16,220 --> 00:28:20,887 ♪♪♪ 55701

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