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♪ upbeat music ♪
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♪♪♪
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♪ It's Showtime tonight ♪
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[Yassir] Previously
on Black Monday...
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[Dawn screams]
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What if there was
a club just for men?
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Have you never heard
of Just F-O-R Men?
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Hey, girlfriend!
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I am back at the Jammer Group.
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That's my Keithy!
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Haven't you felt a little
guilty since the crash?
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- No.
- There's no Georgina.
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[Blair] All that's left is
a bunch of pallets of Skants
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that we couldn't even
give away.
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- It's a skort.
- It's Skants.
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[grunts]
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Call me Dede.
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I understand you're looking
for an investor.
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We have evidence that points
to Blair and Dawn.
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[Mo] Blair is using
Congressman Harris's
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insider information
to front-run the market.
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You want to finance
my campaign?
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[Ruth] Marcus is head
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of the African American
Scholarship Fund.
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I just don't think
we are the right firm for you.
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Who else should I trust
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with $30 million dollars' worth
of our community's futures?
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[Mo] Our deal
is Blair, not Dawn.
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If I find out
that you're lying for her,
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you're all going down.
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[Dawn]
Mo, you call this spooky?
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I specifically asked
for mid-shin,
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and this fog
is ankle deep at best.
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Tonight is TBD's coming out.
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We have to prove that we can
party with the big boys,
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and this shit,
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this looks like Tito tried to
remake the "Thriller" video.
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Dawnie, no one's gonna be
paying attention
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to any of these decorations
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when they get a load
of my bitches' brew.
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'Cause they're gonna be
miles high.
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[sarcastically] Oh, wow,
nothing says "partying"
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like obscure jazz references.
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Obscure?
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Miles Davis is literally
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all people think of
when they hear the word "jazz."
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Just take a taste.
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Something's missing.
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- Ta-da.
- Mm, Robitussin.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
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[chuckles]
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Oh, you remember
that New Year's Eve
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we got so 'tussin'd,
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I tried to buy weed
off an undercover police horse?
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[laughs] You had a Robo seizure
during sex.
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Oh, my God, I thought
I was gonna die.
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- Me too.
- [laughs]
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So let me ask you something.
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You, uh, trying to impress
all the clientele...
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or just Marcus?
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Shut up, Mo.
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Hey, don't worry about it,
Dawnie, okay?
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You're the second-best boss
this place has ever seen.
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Happy Halloween!
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♪ punchy music ♪
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♪♪♪
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[Blair] Well, I did it.
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I got my next big idea.
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I told you, Dawn.
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Sometimes you just
have to have...
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faith.
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- Is that my leather jacket?
- I don't get the reference.
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[scoffs]
Reagan is going to announce
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major tariffs against Japan
tomorrow at 7 a.m.
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This is TBD's chance
to get back in the black
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and "yen" some.
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All we have to do
is short the yen,
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and we'll make
a fucking killing.
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Yeah, but how can you
be so sure
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that he's even
gonna do that shit?
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Um,
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I have been analyzing, uh,
foreign currency markets
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and, uh, cross-referencing
geopolitical--
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You stole the info
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from that congressman
you're blasting.
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Yes, Dawn, I did.
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[mockingly]
Yes, Dawn, he did.
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[laughter]
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Look, I love him,
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but this is bigger than love.
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This is money--so much money--
and he's never gonna know.
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This is
a fucking brilliant idea.
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You really are a whiz kid.
Do this shit immediately.
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- Thanks, Mo.
- [Mo] Yeah.
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But Dawn, in order to make
a big enough profit
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to really un-Ponzi our asses
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and balance our books
once and for all,
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we're gonna have to tap in
to your AASF funds
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to leverage all the way up.
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Okay, on second thought,
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using the African American
Scholarship Fund's cash
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to insider trade on
top-secret stolen information--
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I mean, yikes.
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We should sleep on this.
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Better yet,
let's black out on it.
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[Blair] No, because the second
word gets out,
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people are gonna jump all over
this and kill the profits.
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- Also, fuck off, Mo.
- [Mo] Wait a minute.
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No, no, no, no, no,
Blair, listen.
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He's right, though.
All right?
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This is--this is dirty,
even for us.
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Yeah.
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I've managed to make
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a good, honest profit
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keeping the AASF money
separate, you know?
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And I'm not about to risk
all those kids' future.
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Not to mention if the SEC
finds out, we are fucked...
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- Ooh.
- Forever.
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Forever fucked.
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But that's the best part.
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No one's ever gonna find out.
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The SEC doesn't track
Asian markets after 2 a.m.,
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and the only evidence
is gonna be a disc
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in our own record room.
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All we have to do
is trash that disc
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after we make the trade,
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use the windfall
to finance Harris' campaign,
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then he'll jam through a fat
AmeriSavings bailout for us,
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and we can go back to being
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the honest, equal-opportunity
firm of the future
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that we promised we would be
after we destroyed Mo.
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No offense, Mo.
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Some taken.
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But in order to do this,
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we have to use
those AASF funds, Dawn.
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- [sighs]
- [Blair] Trust me.
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[quietly]
Oh, God.
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♪ I believe the children
are our future ♪
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[together]
♪ Teach them well ♪
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♪ And let them lead the way ♪
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Dawn, you hate kids.
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[weakly] I do.
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♪ punchy music playing ♪
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[indistinct chatter]
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♪♪♪
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Whoa.
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- Cool sad guy costume.
- [Wayne] Hilarious.
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I'm going home.
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Why should I stay someplace
everyone hates me?
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Nobody hates you.
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You know, just, uh...
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just all the women.
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But come on, my man,
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A sloppy office party
is the perfect night
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to change all that.
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I hate Halloween.
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It's a stupid, pagan holiday
that celebrates witches,
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which are basically
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chick doctors.
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Anyway, I don't have
a costume or anything,
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so, like, whatever.
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We can fix that, big guy.
Uh, hold on.
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Um...
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All right, one of
my Coogi sweaters and...
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ooh, a tray of Jell-o shots.
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[as Bill Cosby]
Zip-zop, bippity bop.
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Theo, Denise, Rudy, Vanessa.
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[as self] You are now
America's favorite dad,
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hero of the black community,
Dr. Bill Cosby.
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He is a super guy.
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- Okay, I'll stay.
- [Yassir] Yes!
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[door clicks open]
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- Dawn.
- Yeah?
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Are you really gonna do
that shit with the AASF money?
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You used to do all kinds
of shit with everybody's money.
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The Jammer Group
was founded on shit.
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Besides, you heard him.
No one's ever gonna know.
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You will.
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Dawn, you are not me or Blair.
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You wanna act
like a tough chick,
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but I know you were all torn up
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about all the people you hurt
on Black Monday.
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Come on.
Don't let Blair drag you down.
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Fuck.
You're right.
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Fine, I'll just--
I'll tell Blair
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to trade with his own accounts.
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I'm sure it will be
a big enough win
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to hold us over until
we get the bailout.
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Thanks, Momo.
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You know I'm looking out
for you.
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Yeah.
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[soft dramatic music]
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♪♪♪
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[phone buzzes]
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Connie, it's Mo, listen.
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It's all going down at the TBD
Halloween party tonight,
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and it's the exact kind
of huge shit
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that you've been looking
for so you can leverage Blair
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into a confession, okay?
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You can get him,
and I can get back to my life.
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[Connie]
Finally.
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You know, Mo, for what
it's worth, I'm happy for you.
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Believe it or not,
I want you to be free.
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Aw, Connie.
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And I want you
to go fuck yourself.
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[phone beeps]
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[Waylon]
Let me guess, Aisha,
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you're not coming
to dinner with my folks.
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Babe, I can finish
this case tonight.
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[as Prince Akeem]
Let's fucking party!
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♪ I'm kicking into overdrive ♪
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♪ Gonna leave it all behind ♪
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- [laughs]
- Hi.
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- Whoo.
- Oh.
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Hey, how are you?
Are you okay?
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You've been here for,
like, ten seconds
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and you're already wasted.
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Well, I've been drinking
since my morning meetings...
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- yesterday.
- Meetings?
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Finally brought my Pfaffshion
samples around town.
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Well, how did it go?
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It was terrible, you idiot.
Sorry.
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It's just no one wants denim
on their glasses.
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Who am I kidding?
I'm not a fashion designer.
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I don't know what I am.
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I'm having
a quarter-life crisis.
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Well, I don't know
if you're gonna make it
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- into your 130s, baber.
- Exactly, life is short.
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Hey, hey, what
did I promise you
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the night I proposed
this partnership?
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I swore to you
that we would be
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the biggest power couple
in New York, nay,
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the world, and we are
about to be after tonight
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as long as we
keep working together.
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Tiff, you don't
have to be anything
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except Mrs. Pfaff.
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You're Mrs. Pfaff.
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- Enjoy it, babe.
- Blair.
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Oh, hi.
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Uh, uh, Tiff,
this is Congressman Harris
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and his daughter, I think.
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[laughter]
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No, this is his wife, Corkie.
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It's nice to meet you, Tiff.
Blair.
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Uh, it's nice to meet you both.
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That's a great costume.
Let me guess.
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You are Huey Lewis
from Back to the Future.
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Nope,
I'm a fourth grade teacher.
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So lame, right?
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- Yeah, 'cause you are a--
- A high school teacher.
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Oh.
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Blair, before we party,
I really need to discuss
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some business
with you, privately.
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I--I need to handle
a big piece of your business.
255
00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:33,303
My business is urgent.
256
00:08:33,387 --> 00:08:34,553
Oh, you can't wait
to do business?
257
00:08:35,387 --> 00:08:38,178
Well, let's do it in my office.
258
00:08:38,261 --> 00:08:39,720
Come on, now, Dada.
259
00:08:39,804 --> 00:08:41,512
Please don't leave me alone
at another party
260
00:08:41,595 --> 00:08:42,970
while you go off with the boys.
261
00:08:43,053 --> 00:08:45,428
Hey, let--let him go.
You know what?
262
00:08:45,512 --> 00:08:47,553
If Blair does business
with the Congressman
263
00:08:47,637 --> 00:08:48,804
the way he used to with me,
they'll be back
264
00:08:48,887 --> 00:08:50,887
- before you know it.
- Ouch.
265
00:08:50,970 --> 00:08:54,303
♪♪♪
266
00:08:54,387 --> 00:08:57,261
Come on, we can make
our own fun.
267
00:08:57,345 --> 00:08:58,970
Want a drink?
268
00:08:59,053 --> 00:09:00,470
Oh, no.
I don't drink.
269
00:09:00,553 --> 00:09:01,845
Do you like to watch?
270
00:09:01,929 --> 00:09:04,762
♪♪♪
271
00:09:04,845 --> 00:09:05,970
- [giggles]
- Oh, my gosh.
272
00:09:06,053 --> 00:09:07,136
Whoo!
273
00:09:07,220 --> 00:09:10,970
[drum beating]
274
00:09:11,053 --> 00:09:14,011
[jazzy music]
275
00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:18,762
♪♪♪
276
00:09:31,595 --> 00:09:32,595
[Keith]
Feed me!
277
00:09:32,679 --> 00:09:34,011
God damn it, Keith.
What do you want?
278
00:09:34,095 --> 00:09:35,512
Info--all of it.
279
00:09:35,595 --> 00:09:39,178
I don't have any info--
what is that smell?
280
00:09:39,261 --> 00:09:40,553
Ugh, someone peed on me.
281
00:09:40,637 --> 00:09:42,387
Look, I know something big
is going down tonight.
282
00:09:42,470 --> 00:09:43,804
Is it a trade or a deal--what?
283
00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:46,845
Only thing going down
tonight is my boogie.
284
00:09:46,929 --> 00:09:49,887
Tell me or I'm gonna tell
Dawn and Blair it was you
285
00:09:49,970 --> 00:09:51,303
who blew up
their bank deal
286
00:09:51,387 --> 00:09:52,553
by blowing up AmeriSavings.
287
00:09:52,637 --> 00:09:56,595
The same AmeriSavings blowup
that you were a part of?
288
00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:58,136
[together]
What are you doing here?
289
00:09:58,220 --> 00:10:00,261
Who are you working for?
290
00:10:00,345 --> 00:10:03,387
[pop music plays]
291
00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:06,053
[cheering, indistinct speech]
292
00:10:06,136 --> 00:10:07,303
- Really?
- What?
293
00:10:07,387 --> 00:10:09,136
- Whoa, cool costume.
- Get the fuck out of my face.
294
00:10:09,220 --> 00:10:10,595
Whoa. Ow!
295
00:10:10,679 --> 00:10:14,720
Aw, your highness,
I am so glad you could make it.
296
00:10:14,804 --> 00:10:17,011
[as Akeem] I wouldn't miss it,
your flyness.
297
00:10:17,095 --> 00:10:19,178
You look amazing.
298
00:10:19,261 --> 00:10:21,053
Would it be inappropriate
if I asked you--
299
00:10:21,136 --> 00:10:22,345
To dance.
300
00:10:22,428 --> 00:10:24,303
To dance--yeah, I asked first,
so, you know, there it is.
301
00:10:24,387 --> 00:10:25,512
I'm pretty sure I just did.
302
00:10:25,595 --> 00:10:26,553
[Mo] Uh, you didn't hear
me just say it?
303
00:10:26,637 --> 00:10:27,720
I believe
I was about to do this.
304
00:10:27,804 --> 00:10:29,428
- [Mo] No, I just asked--
- Must be nice.
305
00:10:29,512 --> 00:10:30,595
Yeah.
306
00:10:30,679 --> 00:10:32,970
So if you don't drink,
what do you do
307
00:10:33,053 --> 00:10:36,387
with yourself when your
husband's off doing business?
308
00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:39,637
♪♪♪
309
00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:41,637
- These help.
- Ooh.
310
00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:44,011
- May I?
- Oh, yes, please.
311
00:10:44,095 --> 00:10:45,178
Yeah, those are--
312
00:10:45,261 --> 00:10:47,595
Valium, dexies, benzo fury.
What's that one?
313
00:10:47,679 --> 00:10:49,303
Giraffe laxative.
314
00:10:49,387 --> 00:10:52,637
- For your figure?
- You ever seen a fat giraffe?
315
00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,679
- You really know your pills.
- So do you.
316
00:10:54,762 --> 00:10:57,261
Mother's little helper--
is what my mom called me
317
00:10:57,345 --> 00:10:58,345
when I'd go fetch her pills.
318
00:10:58,428 --> 00:11:00,804
You know, maybe I will
have some punch.
319
00:11:00,887 --> 00:11:02,220
I mean,
Jesus drank wine, right?
320
00:11:02,303 --> 00:11:05,637
Yes, and I think there's--
oop--wine in this.
321
00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:08,720
Give her a try.
322
00:11:08,804 --> 00:11:11,011
Ooh, don't mind if I do.
Eenie, meenie, minie.
323
00:11:11,095 --> 00:11:11,887
[gulps]
324
00:11:11,970 --> 00:11:13,095
- [laughter]
- Cheers.
325
00:11:13,178 --> 00:11:14,428
I hope I don't shit myself
all night.
326
00:11:14,512 --> 00:11:15,762
You might.
327
00:11:15,845 --> 00:11:17,845
There's only one way
to settle this, playboy.
328
00:11:17,929 --> 00:11:19,261
[as Akeem]
Name it and claim it.
329
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:20,970
How about a dance battle,
Akeem?
330
00:11:21,053 --> 00:11:22,095
Let's go, Akeem.
331
00:11:22,178 --> 00:11:23,553
- Was that his accent?
- That is his accent.
332
00:11:23,637 --> 00:11:24,679
[as Akeem]
No, it's more like this.
333
00:11:24,762 --> 00:11:25,887
No, that's what I'm doing,
Akeem.
334
00:11:25,970 --> 00:11:27,804
- No, Akeem, I'm doing it.
- No, Akeem--
335
00:11:27,887 --> 00:11:28,970
[Mo] You're doing
some broken down thing--
336
00:11:29,053 --> 00:11:29,970
[Marcus] You sound
like Count Dracula.
337
00:11:30,053 --> 00:11:31,637
Where are you
supposed to be from?
338
00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:32,345
I am from Zamunda.
Where are you from?
339
00:11:32,428 --> 00:11:33,345
Oh, no, I'm from Zamunda.
340
00:11:33,428 --> 00:11:34,637
[chuckles]
Zamunda, well--
341
00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:36,011
That's supposed to be
how you pronounce Zamunda?
342
00:11:36,095 --> 00:11:37,178
- That's Zamunda?
- That's Zamunda?
343
00:11:37,261 --> 00:11:38,345
[indistinct arguing]
344
00:11:38,428 --> 00:11:41,720
[muffled music continues]
345
00:11:43,011 --> 00:11:46,720
Oh, you meant actual business.
346
00:11:46,804 --> 00:11:48,845
Just tell me--
is everything okay with TBD?
347
00:11:48,929 --> 00:11:50,970
Yeah, yeah, never better.
Why?
348
00:11:51,053 --> 00:11:52,512
Well, we just shot
a great new spot,
349
00:11:52,595 --> 00:11:54,095
but when we went
to buy airtime,
350
00:11:54,178 --> 00:11:55,595
we ran into a snag.
351
00:11:55,679 --> 00:11:56,887
The last three checks
that your girl
352
00:11:56,970 --> 00:11:58,804
has sent over
have had mistakes.
353
00:11:58,887 --> 00:11:59,720
Ugh.
354
00:11:59,804 --> 00:12:02,762
One wasn't signed,
one was dated 1888,
355
00:12:02,845 --> 00:12:04,428
and this is just
a dry cleaning receipt.
356
00:12:04,512 --> 00:12:05,887
Oh, I've been looking
for this.
357
00:12:05,970 --> 00:12:08,762
If we don't get ILM the 500k
we owe them by tomorrow,
358
00:12:08,845 --> 00:12:10,178
they're not gonna finish
the visual effects.
359
00:12:10,261 --> 00:12:12,595
You used Industrial Light
and Magic
360
00:12:12,679 --> 00:12:13,929
for your political ad?
361
00:12:14,011 --> 00:12:15,929
Look, it's gonna be pretty hard
for me to push through
362
00:12:16,011 --> 00:12:17,887
your precious bank bailout
if I'm not a congressman.
363
00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:22,303
How about this?
How about a blank check?
364
00:12:22,387 --> 00:12:24,679
You just fill it out
365
00:12:24,762 --> 00:12:27,178
for whatever you need
366
00:12:27,261 --> 00:12:29,178
and cash it
367
00:12:29,261 --> 00:12:32,053
whenever, tomorrow.
368
00:12:32,136 --> 00:12:34,136
[DJ] All right, y'all,
gather round, everyone.
369
00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:36,720
Clear the floor
for a dance battle.
370
00:12:36,804 --> 00:12:37,428
No, we're not battling
to "My Prerogative."
371
00:12:37,512 --> 00:12:38,887
Why?
372
00:12:38,970 --> 00:12:40,679
Bet you already got a bunch of
moves worked out to that shit.
373
00:12:40,762 --> 00:12:42,387
What?
Don't be silly.
374
00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:44,053
[laughs]
Now I know you're lying.
375
00:12:44,136 --> 00:12:46,053
Everybody's got a routine
to "My Prerogative."
376
00:12:46,136 --> 00:12:47,595
- [woman] He's not lying.
- [man] No, they do.
377
00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:49,637
♪ Everybody's talking ♪
378
00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:51,970
♪ All this stuff about me ♪
379
00:12:52,053 --> 00:12:54,387
♪ Why don't
they just let me live ♪
380
00:12:54,470 --> 00:12:56,053
♪ Tell me why ♪
381
00:12:56,136 --> 00:12:57,595
♪ I don't need permission ♪
382
00:12:57,679 --> 00:12:59,553
♪ Make my own decisions ♪
383
00:12:59,637 --> 00:13:01,387
♪ That's my prerogative ♪
384
00:13:01,470 --> 00:13:02,762
[cheering]
385
00:13:02,845 --> 00:13:04,679
♪ It's my prerogative ♪
386
00:13:04,762 --> 00:13:06,178
♪ I can do what I wanna do ♪
387
00:13:06,261 --> 00:13:07,345
- ♪ It's my ♪
- ♪ It's my ♪
388
00:13:07,428 --> 00:13:08,345
♪ It's my ♪
389
00:13:08,428 --> 00:13:09,512
♪ It's my ♪
390
00:13:09,595 --> 00:13:10,720
- ♪ It's my ♪
- ♪ It's my ♪
391
00:13:10,804 --> 00:13:12,053
[together]
♪ My, my, my, my, my ♪
392
00:13:12,136 --> 00:13:13,929
Yeah, knew it.
393
00:13:14,011 --> 00:13:16,095
I ain't a fool.
No Bobby.
394
00:13:16,178 --> 00:13:17,387
Fine.
395
00:13:17,470 --> 00:13:19,470
Or you fools could just
not have a dance off.
396
00:13:19,553 --> 00:13:20,970
That's hilarious, Dawn.
397
00:13:22,345 --> 00:13:23,720
[cheering]
398
00:13:26,345 --> 00:13:28,261
[applause]
399
00:13:28,345 --> 00:13:30,011
That was cool.
400
00:13:32,762 --> 00:13:34,804
I just did that.
401
00:13:34,887 --> 00:13:36,095
[woman]
Oh!
402
00:13:36,178 --> 00:13:38,428
- Check that.
- Wow. Whoo!
403
00:13:38,512 --> 00:13:41,261
[impressed chatter]
404
00:13:45,512 --> 00:13:48,261
[cheers and applause]
405
00:13:49,345 --> 00:13:50,762
All right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
406
00:13:50,845 --> 00:13:52,762
[Mo]
Okay, all right.
407
00:13:52,845 --> 00:13:54,762
- We'll call it a draw.
- A draw?
408
00:13:54,845 --> 00:13:58,470
Marcus was tap dancing
on your soul.
409
00:13:58,553 --> 00:14:00,470
Marcus wins.
Everybody!
410
00:14:00,553 --> 00:14:02,303
[crowd chanting]
Marcus, Marcus!
411
00:14:02,387 --> 00:14:05,095
- [Mo] Knock it off, man.
- Marcus, Marcus, Marcus!
412
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,970
You know what?
I'm not worried, playboy.
413
00:14:08,053 --> 00:14:09,345
I'll get the next one.
414
00:14:09,428 --> 00:14:11,011
[crowd oohs]
415
00:14:11,095 --> 00:14:14,303
[soft pop music plays]
416
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:17,804
♪♪♪
417
00:14:17,887 --> 00:14:20,053
- How bad was it?
- Oh, so embarrassing.
418
00:14:20,136 --> 00:14:22,303
- Jesus.
- Come here.
419
00:14:22,387 --> 00:14:23,762
Ugh.
420
00:14:23,845 --> 00:14:27,011
♪ Darling ♪
421
00:14:27,095 --> 00:14:31,303
♪ Show me how to love you ♪
422
00:14:31,387 --> 00:14:33,512
♪♪♪
423
00:14:33,595 --> 00:14:36,762
♪ I want to do it right ♪
424
00:14:36,845 --> 00:14:39,845
♪ Tell me ♪
425
00:14:39,929 --> 00:14:41,679
♪ Won't you please ♪
426
00:14:41,762 --> 00:14:42,970
- [Dawn] Momo?
- [Mo] Yeah?
427
00:14:43,053 --> 00:14:44,845
♪ I need you ♪
428
00:14:44,929 --> 00:14:47,553
♪♪♪
429
00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:49,387
- I have to pee.
- You what?
430
00:14:49,470 --> 00:14:50,970
♪♪♪
431
00:14:51,053 --> 00:14:54,345
♪ No more nights
of being alone ♪
432
00:14:54,428 --> 00:14:56,512
♪♪♪
433
00:14:56,595 --> 00:14:59,720
♪ With you by my side ♪
434
00:14:59,804 --> 00:15:02,887
♪ My heart has found
its home ♪
435
00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:05,804
[Connie] Hello, Roland.
436
00:15:05,887 --> 00:15:07,220
Connie--
what are you supposed to be?
437
00:15:07,303 --> 00:15:09,929
Oh, wait, let me guess.
KKK, right?
438
00:15:10,011 --> 00:15:11,804
Yeah, makes sense
from all the black people
439
00:15:11,887 --> 00:15:13,929
- you've fucked over.
- I'm a ghost.
440
00:15:14,011 --> 00:15:16,470
And you better watch yourself.
You're not free yet.
441
00:15:16,553 --> 00:15:17,804
Not until Blair
makes that trade
442
00:15:17,887 --> 00:15:20,011
and you get me that disc
from the record room.
443
00:15:20,095 --> 00:15:21,887
And no funny stuff.
My guys are everywhere.
444
00:15:21,970 --> 00:15:23,845
Yeah,
real imaginative costumes.
445
00:15:23,929 --> 00:15:26,512
[man]
Oh, shit, the FBI is here.
446
00:15:26,595 --> 00:15:28,011
Oh, fuck.
447
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:32,887
Uh, Roger, I have something
I need to tell you.
448
00:15:32,970 --> 00:15:35,261
I've sort of been...
449
00:15:35,345 --> 00:15:36,637
♪♪♪
450
00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:38,136
Hmm.
451
00:15:38,220 --> 00:15:41,387
What did you wanna tell me?
452
00:15:41,470 --> 00:15:42,637
♪♪♪
453
00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:44,720
That I'm hot for teacher.
454
00:15:44,804 --> 00:15:46,428
[chuckles]
455
00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:48,762
- One blank check coming up.
- [laughs]
456
00:15:48,845 --> 00:15:51,261
You're welcome, ladies!
457
00:15:51,345 --> 00:15:52,679
♪♪♪
458
00:15:52,762 --> 00:15:54,178
♪ There's something
deep inside you ♪
459
00:15:54,261 --> 00:15:55,762
[woman] Yeah!
Arrest me, officer!
460
00:15:55,845 --> 00:15:59,887
♪ That you don't
want me to see ♪
461
00:15:59,970 --> 00:16:02,428
- Hey, hey, hey--
hey, what the fuck?
462
00:16:02,512 --> 00:16:06,220
♪♪♪
463
00:16:06,303 --> 00:16:07,553
The fuck is this?
464
00:16:07,637 --> 00:16:10,720
I decided to order up some
tricks to treat these ladies.
465
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:12,345
Such a double standard.
466
00:16:12,428 --> 00:16:14,512
Look, they're
objectifying these men.
467
00:16:14,595 --> 00:16:16,637
[Yassir] Wayne, chill,
it's just for fun.
468
00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:18,303
It's bullshit.
[slurps]
469
00:16:18,387 --> 00:16:19,762
♪♪♪
470
00:16:19,845 --> 00:16:21,470
Fuck Halloween!
471
00:16:21,553 --> 00:16:24,845
♪♪♪
472
00:16:24,929 --> 00:16:26,011
[Yassir] Wayne.
473
00:16:26,095 --> 00:16:28,178
- Oh, yeah!
- A different one.
474
00:16:28,261 --> 00:16:29,679
- Excuse me!
- Whoo!
475
00:16:29,762 --> 00:16:31,720
I don't think that tattoo
is doing
476
00:16:31,804 --> 00:16:33,011
what he thinks it's doing.
477
00:16:33,095 --> 00:16:34,679
- Whoo!
- Okay, please.
478
00:16:34,762 --> 00:16:36,970
Excuse me!
Excuse me!
479
00:16:37,053 --> 00:16:41,845
♪♪♪
480
00:16:41,929 --> 00:16:43,845
[door beeps]
481
00:16:43,929 --> 00:16:45,261
♪♪♪
482
00:16:45,345 --> 00:16:46,512
[Mo] Ugh.
483
00:16:46,595 --> 00:16:48,887
[door beeps]
484
00:16:48,970 --> 00:16:50,637
Good idea.
485
00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:55,011
♪♪♪
486
00:16:55,095 --> 00:16:57,804
[Blair] Now you can get
whatever you need,
487
00:16:57,887 --> 00:17:01,178
and I can get
whatever I need.
488
00:17:01,261 --> 00:17:04,261
Not here,
it's too risky.
489
00:17:04,345 --> 00:17:06,845
Okay.
490
00:17:06,929 --> 00:17:08,303
I know the perfect spot.
491
00:17:08,387 --> 00:17:09,595
All right.
492
00:17:09,679 --> 00:17:13,929
[moaning, laughter]
493
00:17:14,011 --> 00:17:15,679
I gotta be honest,
when you came back...
494
00:17:15,762 --> 00:17:17,679
[both chuckle]
495
00:17:17,762 --> 00:17:19,553
I was like, "here we go again."
496
00:17:19,637 --> 00:17:23,804
Mo' Mo, mo' problems,
but you've really changed.
497
00:17:23,887 --> 00:17:26,595
You know, you're different.
498
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:29,178
[both moaning]
499
00:17:29,261 --> 00:17:31,470
Hold up.
I got you a gift.
500
00:17:31,553 --> 00:17:33,220
Ah, Church's Chicken.
501
00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:34,303
[laughs]
502
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:37,387
Don't think I forgot
it was just your birthday.
503
00:17:37,470 --> 00:17:38,762
I can't believe
you didn't throw yourself
504
00:17:38,845 --> 00:17:40,595
a big party to not show up to.
505
00:17:40,679 --> 00:17:42,261
[laughs]
506
00:17:42,345 --> 00:17:46,095
Uh, I told you, really,
I'm done with that stuff.
507
00:17:48,136 --> 00:17:51,970
Wow, humble, coke-free.
508
00:17:52,053 --> 00:17:54,053
- [chuckles]
- Who are you?
509
00:17:54,136 --> 00:17:55,303
[dramatic music]
510
00:17:55,387 --> 00:17:56,178
[chuckles]
511
00:18:01,303 --> 00:18:03,512
- Oh, yeah, um...
- What?
512
00:18:03,595 --> 00:18:04,804
Just, um,
513
00:18:04,887 --> 00:18:06,053
remind me
to destroy that disc
514
00:18:06,136 --> 00:18:10,178
at, like, 2:15 after Blair
executes the trade.
515
00:18:10,261 --> 00:18:12,929
I don't wanna go to jail
'cause I fell into a sex coma.
516
00:18:13,011 --> 00:18:17,261
[chuckles]
Um, why would you go to jail
517
00:18:17,345 --> 00:18:18,637
if Blair's doing
this whole thing by himself?
518
00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:19,887
Oh, stop talking.
519
00:18:19,970 --> 00:18:22,387
Wait a minute,
Dawn, Dawn, Dawn.
520
00:18:22,470 --> 00:18:25,178
Did Blair convince you to use
those AASF funds after all?
521
00:18:25,261 --> 00:18:26,720
Are you being serious
right now?
522
00:18:26,804 --> 00:18:28,679
- Yeah.
- Yes.
523
00:18:28,762 --> 00:18:30,095
But he didn't convince me.
524
00:18:30,178 --> 00:18:31,553
I reassessed the trade,
525
00:18:31,637 --> 00:18:32,720
and we're gonna
pull the trigger.
526
00:18:32,804 --> 00:18:34,053
It's worth the risk.
527
00:18:34,136 --> 00:18:35,512
Why do I always
have to be the moral one?
528
00:18:35,595 --> 00:18:38,261
Come on, konnichi wa, bitches.
Now come on.
529
00:18:38,345 --> 00:18:39,720
Are we doing this or not?
530
00:18:39,804 --> 00:18:41,095
Dawn, I told you to trust me.
531
00:18:41,178 --> 00:18:43,178
And why the fuck
would I do that, huh?
532
00:18:43,261 --> 00:18:45,220
After all the times that you
fucked me over in the past?
533
00:18:45,303 --> 00:18:47,303
Here I am trying
to throw you a bone,
534
00:18:47,387 --> 00:18:48,804
and you're bitching
about a trade?
535
00:18:48,887 --> 00:18:51,303
You're throwing me a bone?
536
00:18:51,387 --> 00:18:54,762
Bruh, I'm trying
to christen the server room.
537
00:18:54,845 --> 00:18:56,929
[sighs]
I--
538
00:18:57,011 --> 00:18:58,637
- Sorry, I--
- Really?
539
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:01,637
[upbeat music]
540
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:06,679
♪♪♪
541
00:19:11,845 --> 00:19:13,804
[door beeps]
542
00:19:13,887 --> 00:19:17,845
♪♪♪
543
00:19:17,929 --> 00:19:19,595
[Keith] Okay.
544
00:19:19,679 --> 00:19:20,762
♪♪♪
545
00:19:20,845 --> 00:19:22,762
Locked? Damn it!
546
00:19:22,845 --> 00:19:24,762
Oh, fuck the keypad.
547
00:19:24,845 --> 00:19:27,845
Four-digit code?
How many combos can there be?
548
00:19:27,929 --> 00:19:29,929
One, one, one, one.
Ugh.
549
00:19:30,011 --> 00:19:32,595
One, one, one, two.
550
00:19:32,679 --> 00:19:33,887
[keypad beeping]
551
00:19:33,970 --> 00:19:35,095
[Keith gasps]
Uh...
552
00:19:35,178 --> 00:19:36,720
Okay, ah, uh.
553
00:19:36,804 --> 00:19:38,095
[grunts]
554
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,136
[Connie]
Whoa, what the hell?
555
00:19:41,220 --> 00:19:43,595
Hey, I was just
looking for you, boo.
556
00:19:43,679 --> 00:19:45,679
[laughs]
Get it--boo?
557
00:19:45,762 --> 00:19:46,595
Ha-ha-ha.
558
00:19:46,679 --> 00:19:47,762
Shouldn't you be
in the server room
559
00:19:47,845 --> 00:19:48,887
so you can grab the disc?
560
00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:51,095
Oh, uh, turns out I was wrong.
561
00:19:51,178 --> 00:19:52,845
No trade going down tonight,
so you guys can go.
562
00:19:52,929 --> 00:19:54,762
- Good job anyway.
- Really?
563
00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:55,970
So Blair's not
shorting the yen
564
00:19:56,053 --> 00:19:57,762
based on insider information?
565
00:19:57,845 --> 00:19:58,970
How'd you know that?
566
00:19:59,053 --> 00:20:00,970
We planted that bullshit
on the Congressman
567
00:20:01,053 --> 00:20:02,220
knowing Blair
would take the bait
568
00:20:02,303 --> 00:20:04,845
Tonight's our best shot
to grab Blair by the balls
569
00:20:04,929 --> 00:20:07,345
or we might just have to shift
our focus to Dawn.
570
00:20:07,428 --> 00:20:09,720
I told you, okay?
There's nothing there.
571
00:20:09,804 --> 00:20:10,970
Why don't you have Keith do it?
572
00:20:11,053 --> 00:20:12,011
I know he's working
for you guys too.
573
00:20:12,095 --> 00:20:13,261
What?
574
00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:14,637
Keith's working
for Larry Leighman.
575
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:16,970
Now go get me evidence
of Blair making that trade
576
00:20:17,053 --> 00:20:18,512
or it's Dawn's ass.
577
00:20:18,595 --> 00:20:19,512
♪♪♪
578
00:20:19,595 --> 00:20:22,720
Why you bald-headed,
roller blading,
579
00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:24,095
coke addict motherfucker.
580
00:20:24,178 --> 00:20:26,220
♪ In the ghetto ♪
581
00:20:26,303 --> 00:20:31,345
♪♪♪
582
00:20:32,345 --> 00:20:34,261
♪ Stop, point, freeze now ♪
583
00:20:34,345 --> 00:20:35,553
♪ Come on,
get tough on the street ♪
584
00:20:35,637 --> 00:20:36,887
♪ Get tough with the gang ♪
585
00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:39,220
♪ Watch your back,
it's a hardcore thing ♪
586
00:20:39,303 --> 00:20:40,553
♪ In the ghetto ♪
587
00:20:40,637 --> 00:20:42,345
♪ There's no surprise... ♪
588
00:20:42,428 --> 00:20:43,970
All right, look, Keith,
589
00:20:44,053 --> 00:20:45,845
let's let bygones
be bygones, okay?
590
00:20:45,929 --> 00:20:47,220
Why are you talking to a plant?
591
00:20:47,303 --> 00:20:49,595
♪♪♪
592
00:20:49,679 --> 00:20:50,762
Oh.
593
00:20:50,845 --> 00:20:53,470
Look, let's let bygones
be bygones, okay?
594
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:55,428
I want to let you in
on a top secret trade.
595
00:20:55,512 --> 00:20:57,845
Ooh, feed me.
I'm all ears.
596
00:20:57,929 --> 00:20:59,804
[Keith] Larry, it's Keith.
597
00:20:59,887 --> 00:21:02,178
Short the yen right now, okay?
598
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,929
Reagan's dropping
major tariffs on Japan.
599
00:21:04,011 --> 00:21:05,178
Hit it big,
600
00:21:05,261 --> 00:21:06,720
and you'll suck up
all the profit
601
00:21:06,804 --> 00:21:09,261
and fuck over TBD
in the process. Trust me.
602
00:21:09,345 --> 00:21:10,387
You done good, Keithy.
603
00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:12,595
- [laughs]
- [Larry] You done good.
604
00:21:12,679 --> 00:21:16,053
♪♪♪
605
00:21:16,136 --> 00:21:18,095
[laughter]
606
00:21:18,178 --> 00:21:20,095
Oh, Tiff,
I had fun with you tonight.
607
00:21:20,178 --> 00:21:22,553
- I did.
- Me too, Corkie.
608
00:21:22,637 --> 00:21:24,428
[laughs]
You're fun, Corks.
609
00:21:24,512 --> 00:21:27,178
- Yeah. I gotta get up,
- Ugh.
610
00:21:27,261 --> 00:21:29,387
- I feel a little dizzy.
- Me too.
611
00:21:29,470 --> 00:21:31,720
I feel a little dizzy.
Ugh, okay.
612
00:21:31,804 --> 00:21:32,804
We gotta get up.
613
00:21:32,887 --> 00:21:34,845
- Careful.
- Oh, boy.
614
00:21:34,929 --> 00:21:36,220
Are those Skants?
615
00:21:36,303 --> 00:21:38,345
Skirt on the outside,
pants on the underside?
616
00:21:38,428 --> 00:21:40,470
Oh, yes,
but we call them "pirts."
617
00:21:40,553 --> 00:21:43,303
Very popular with all
of my Evangelical friends.
618
00:21:43,387 --> 00:21:46,428
The comfort of pants
with none of the harlotry.
619
00:21:46,512 --> 00:21:48,553
I thought nobody liked those.
620
00:21:48,637 --> 00:21:51,011
I mean, you know,
I have pallets and pallets.
621
00:21:51,095 --> 00:21:52,679
I don't know what
to do with 'em.
622
00:21:52,762 --> 00:21:55,637
'Cause they're all that's left
of my family business.
623
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:57,178
Hey--
624
00:21:57,261 --> 00:21:58,595
No, sorry to bring
the mood down.
625
00:21:58,679 --> 00:22:01,261
- No, you're okay.
- It's been hard.
626
00:22:01,345 --> 00:22:03,887
Oh, wow.
It sure has, hasn't it?
627
00:22:03,970 --> 00:22:05,095
It's just been
a hard time.
628
00:22:05,178 --> 00:22:06,136
You know?
629
00:22:06,220 --> 00:22:07,929
[tender pop music]
630
00:22:08,011 --> 00:22:10,095
[humming]
631
00:22:10,178 --> 00:22:11,804
- I just had an idea.
- What?
632
00:22:11,887 --> 00:22:15,720
You know, business isn't
just for the guys anymore.
633
00:22:15,804 --> 00:22:19,762
- We should do lady business.
- Ooh.
634
00:22:19,845 --> 00:22:20,595
Oh, no.
635
00:22:20,679 --> 00:22:23,095
Sorry.
Y-you meant actual business.
636
00:22:23,178 --> 00:22:25,136
Misread that.
637
00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:29,136
You know what?
Yes, I'm in.
638
00:22:29,220 --> 00:22:31,136
[together]
To lady business!
639
00:22:31,220 --> 00:22:33,220
[laughter]
640
00:22:34,553 --> 00:22:35,887
- No.
- Okay.
641
00:22:37,178 --> 00:22:39,679
- I just love to--
- Fuck.
642
00:22:39,762 --> 00:22:41,303
I was gonna say,
"lie here with you,"
643
00:22:41,387 --> 00:22:43,178
- but that too.
- [computer beeps]
644
00:22:43,261 --> 00:22:45,762
- Something wrong?
- What the--
645
00:22:45,845 --> 00:22:48,178
No, I was just gonna make
a trade in a couple minutes.
646
00:22:48,261 --> 00:22:50,136
but it's already somehow
moving against me.
647
00:22:50,220 --> 00:22:51,887
- [computer beeps]
- Fuck.
648
00:22:54,178 --> 00:22:55,595
[keypad beeps]
649
00:22:55,679 --> 00:22:56,679
Fuck.
650
00:22:59,178 --> 00:23:00,887
We're stuck in here
for 17 minutes?
651
00:23:00,970 --> 00:23:01,845
What the fuck?
652
00:23:01,929 --> 00:23:03,136
[keypad beeps]
653
00:23:03,220 --> 00:23:05,261
What trade were you
trying to make?
654
00:23:05,345 --> 00:23:08,261
Uh, just, like,
you know, stocks.
655
00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:11,512
[knocking]
656
00:23:12,845 --> 00:23:15,428
Wayne, buddy,
you are not gonna believe this,
657
00:23:15,512 --> 00:23:19,011
but this beautiful woman
is dying to meet you.
658
00:23:19,095 --> 00:23:20,512
Wayne Lapotka?
659
00:23:20,595 --> 00:23:23,845
I've been wanting
to talk to you all night.
660
00:23:23,929 --> 00:23:25,220
Is this happening?
661
00:23:25,303 --> 00:23:28,512
After all the promises
my ex-wife broke
662
00:23:28,595 --> 00:23:29,887
and all the computers I broke
663
00:23:29,970 --> 00:23:32,345
trying to Weird Science
a replacement for her,
664
00:23:32,428 --> 00:23:35,011
it made me turn on women.
Maybe I was wrong.
665
00:23:35,095 --> 00:23:36,136
Maybe women
aren't the enemy.
666
00:23:36,220 --> 00:23:38,679
You've been served.
667
00:23:38,762 --> 00:23:41,178
[Yassir] Did Just For Men serve
you for stealing their name.
668
00:23:41,261 --> 00:23:42,303
- God damn it.
- Oh, my God!
669
00:23:42,387 --> 00:23:43,387
[Blair knocking]
670
00:23:43,470 --> 00:23:46,053
As long as
we're stuck in here,
671
00:23:46,136 --> 00:23:48,053
I've been dying to show you
the new commercial.
672
00:23:48,136 --> 00:23:52,428
[Blair knocks]
Great.
673
00:23:52,512 --> 00:23:54,637
[announcer]
During Roger Harris' first
674
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:57,887
term in Congress, he chaired
the House Ethics Committee,
675
00:23:57,970 --> 00:23:59,512
coined the term...
676
00:23:59,595 --> 00:24:02,178
I'm sorry--remind me why
this was $3 million?
677
00:24:02,261 --> 00:24:05,053
Those Star Wars guys take
star wipes very seriously.
678
00:24:05,136 --> 00:24:08,345
And that VO is just temp,
but we're out to Scott Baio.
679
00:24:08,428 --> 00:24:10,011
- Cool.
- Yeah?
680
00:24:10,095 --> 00:24:11,762
[computer beeps]
681
00:24:11,845 --> 00:24:13,178
Huh?
682
00:24:13,261 --> 00:24:15,178
[Harris] I'm Roger Harris,
and I'm running for Congress.
683
00:24:15,261 --> 00:24:16,261
- Looks great.
- Yeah?
684
00:24:16,345 --> 00:24:18,887
- Yeah, it looks really great.
- Mmm.
685
00:24:18,970 --> 00:24:20,762
[chuckles]
686
00:24:20,845 --> 00:24:25,095
♪♪♪
687
00:24:25,178 --> 00:24:26,845
[Blair]
Scott Baio.
688
00:24:26,929 --> 00:24:28,011
[new wave music]
689
00:24:28,095 --> 00:24:31,095
[computer beeps]
690
00:24:31,178 --> 00:24:33,387
♪♪♪
691
00:24:33,470 --> 00:24:35,011
What'd you do, Mo?
Hm?
692
00:24:35,095 --> 00:24:36,428
Did you leak our trade?
693
00:24:36,512 --> 00:24:38,679
Huh, sounds like you
didn't get in on time.
694
00:24:38,762 --> 00:24:40,762
- What the fuck did you do?
- I saved your ass, Dawn.
695
00:24:40,845 --> 00:24:43,428
That trade's gonna blow up as
soon as the U.S. market's open.
696
00:24:43,512 --> 00:24:45,637
Now, if you're smart,
you get on the other side
697
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:47,428
and buy the yen right now
before the Nikkei closes.
698
00:24:47,512 --> 00:24:49,387
I don't need you
to save my ass.
699
00:24:49,470 --> 00:24:51,095
I don't need anyone's
fucking help.
700
00:24:51,178 --> 00:24:52,428
I came up with Black Monday!
701
00:24:52,512 --> 00:24:55,220
The whole thing--
it was my idea!
702
00:24:55,303 --> 00:24:56,387
- Dawn Darcy!
- Okay, listen.
703
00:24:56,470 --> 00:24:57,762
You may want to stop
screaming that shit.
704
00:24:57,845 --> 00:24:59,095
And you might wanna stop
telling me
705
00:24:59,178 --> 00:25:01,095
what to stop screaming.
706
00:25:01,178 --> 00:25:03,637
- Hm?
- Yeah, that's it.
707
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:05,595
Okay, look, will you
just trust me please?
708
00:25:05,679 --> 00:25:06,762
If you want me to trust you,
709
00:25:06,845 --> 00:25:09,637
then do something
that's trustworthy for once.
710
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,970
[soft dramatic music]
711
00:25:12,053 --> 00:25:13,804
I just did,
712
00:25:13,887 --> 00:25:18,178
♪♪♪
713
00:25:18,261 --> 00:25:20,553
[dramatic music]
714
00:25:20,637 --> 00:25:24,136
[Reporter] An odd rumor swept
across Wall Street last night
715
00:25:24,220 --> 00:25:25,970
driving the yen
through the floor--
716
00:25:26,053 --> 00:25:27,387
quickly disproven
at the opening bell.
717
00:25:27,470 --> 00:25:29,512
- [phone rings]
- The Japanese currency
718
00:25:29,595 --> 00:25:30,553
immediately shot
through the roof,
719
00:25:30,637 --> 00:25:33,011
already higher
than yesterday's close.
720
00:25:33,095 --> 00:25:34,387
[phone beeps]
721
00:25:34,470 --> 00:25:37,220
You fucked us.
You fucked us.
722
00:25:37,303 --> 00:25:39,679
We lost millions.
I knew it.
723
00:25:39,762 --> 00:25:41,261
Ugh, you're still working
with Mo
724
00:25:41,345 --> 00:25:42,428
and those little devils,
aren't you?
725
00:25:42,512 --> 00:25:45,804
Whoa, whoa,
Mo fucked us both again,
726
00:25:45,887 --> 00:25:47,845
but it's gonna be
worth it, okay?
727
00:25:47,929 --> 00:25:51,011
'Cause I got enough information
last night to fuck everybody.
728
00:25:51,095 --> 00:25:53,387
You'd be surprised how people
let their guard down
729
00:25:53,470 --> 00:25:54,845
in front of the houseplant.
730
00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:56,553
[Mo] It's the exact kind
of huge shit
731
00:25:56,637 --> 00:25:57,845
that you've been looking for
732
00:25:57,929 --> 00:25:59,470
so you can leverage Blair
into a confession.
733
00:25:59,553 --> 00:26:01,053
I came up with Black Monday!
Me!
734
00:26:01,136 --> 00:26:02,178
It was my idea!
735
00:26:02,261 --> 00:26:04,095
[punchy music]
736
00:26:04,178 --> 00:26:06,595
[urine trickling]
737
00:26:06,679 --> 00:26:08,553
Hey, hey, what the fuck, man?
I'm a person.
738
00:26:08,637 --> 00:26:10,178
My bad, my bad.
739
00:26:10,261 --> 00:26:12,470
Trust me, I got this.
740
00:26:12,553 --> 00:26:14,637
You better.
You fucking better.
741
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:16,512
Otherwise I'm sending you
back to the big house
742
00:26:16,595 --> 00:26:18,095
and your wife to the poor house
743
00:26:18,178 --> 00:26:22,345
and me to the fucking
House of Pancakes.
744
00:26:22,428 --> 00:26:24,637
I'm bad off the dribble.
Fuck.
745
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:25,887
- Fuck.
- [phone beeps]
746
00:26:26,470 --> 00:26:27,553
[Reporter]
And the yen continues
747
00:26:27,637 --> 00:26:29,679
its historic rise.
748
00:26:31,553 --> 00:26:33,845
- [Connie] I know what you did.
- What?
749
00:26:33,929 --> 00:26:35,970
You found out Dawn
was gonna be a part
750
00:26:36,053 --> 00:26:39,220
of Blair's illegal trade,
so you used Keith to tip off
751
00:26:39,303 --> 00:26:41,762
the rest of the street so they
couldn't get in in time.
752
00:26:41,845 --> 00:26:43,345
What makes you think that?
753
00:26:43,428 --> 00:26:44,845
'Cause not only did they
not get short,
754
00:26:44,929 --> 00:26:47,470
somehow, Dawn had
the brilliant idea to get long.
755
00:26:47,553 --> 00:26:48,929
Almost as if someone told her
756
00:26:49,011 --> 00:26:50,804
the trade would blow up
at the bell.
757
00:26:50,887 --> 00:26:51,887
Huh.
758
00:26:51,970 --> 00:26:53,428
Your girlfriend
just made $9 million.
759
00:26:53,512 --> 00:26:54,970
And wouldn't you know--
760
00:26:55,053 --> 00:26:56,512
it happens to be
a totally legal trade.
761
00:26:56,595 --> 00:26:59,512
Wow, that's amazing,
but I still don't know
762
00:26:59,595 --> 00:27:00,804
what you're talking about,
boss.
763
00:27:00,887 --> 00:27:02,387
And I don't know what you
smiling about, motherfucker,
764
00:27:02,470 --> 00:27:04,095
'cause this changes everything.
765
00:27:04,178 --> 00:27:05,887
Our deal is fucking off.
766
00:27:05,970 --> 00:27:07,011
How is our deal fucking off?
For some shit that I didn't--
767
00:27:07,095 --> 00:27:08,929
Hey, Mo.
768
00:27:09,553 --> 00:27:11,804
Oh, Dede. Oh, I-I'm sorry.
I didn't realize--
769
00:27:11,887 --> 00:27:14,512
- No, no, no, it's not--
- No, no, no, no, no.
770
00:27:14,595 --> 00:27:16,470
I told you.
Don't worry about it.
771
00:27:16,553 --> 00:27:19,345
- She'll understand, baby.
- Uh, yeah.
772
00:27:19,428 --> 00:27:22,136
No, I'm really happy
for you guys.
773
00:27:22,220 --> 00:27:23,512
Ooh, Lord,
774
00:27:23,595 --> 00:27:25,261
what the hell
was in that punch?
775
00:27:25,345 --> 00:27:26,220
I ain't black out like that
776
00:27:26,303 --> 00:27:28,261
since I crossed
Alpha Gamma Psi.
777
00:27:28,345 --> 00:27:29,845
- [man] You know!
- [growls]
778
00:27:29,929 --> 00:27:31,679
[laughs]
779
00:27:31,762 --> 00:27:34,512
Y'all Wall Street people
know how to party.
780
00:27:34,595 --> 00:27:35,929
Hey, Marcus,
you know what?
781
00:27:36,011 --> 00:27:39,220
I actually--I would really like
to go on that date.
782
00:27:39,303 --> 00:27:40,762
[soft dramatic music]
783
00:27:40,845 --> 00:27:42,929
- Did I ask you out on a date?
- Yes.
784
00:27:43,011 --> 00:27:44,178
Ooh, dope.
785
00:27:44,261 --> 00:27:48,095
You know what?
I just had the best idea.
786
00:27:48,178 --> 00:27:50,011
Double date.
787
00:27:50,095 --> 00:27:52,970
Yeah, I mean, Dawn, there is so
much I want to learn about you.
788
00:27:53,053 --> 00:27:54,845
♪♪♪
789
00:27:54,929 --> 00:27:56,220
Great.
790
00:27:56,303 --> 00:27:58,428
- Great.
- Great.
791
00:27:58,512 --> 00:28:03,470
Yeah, great.
[laughs]
792
00:28:03,553 --> 00:28:05,095
[Wayne]
This means war.
793
00:28:05,178 --> 00:28:08,136
[dramatic music]
794
00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:11,887
♪♪♪
795
00:28:12,887 --> 00:28:16,136
[mellow electronic music]
796
00:28:16,220 --> 00:28:20,887
♪♪♪
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