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This programme contains strong language and adult content.

This programme contains strong language and adult content.

At the end of the day, that shows what kind of man you are.

At the end of the day, that shows what kind of man you are.

Alreet?

Hello and welcome to Big Brother Best Shows Ever and, tonight,

Hello and welcome to Big Brother Best Shows Ever and, tonight,

Hello and welcome to Big Brother Best Shows Ever and, tonight,

we are throwing it all the way back 15 years to 2005 -

we are throwing it all the way back 15 years to 2005 -

we are throwing it all the way back 15 years to 2005 -

Big Brother 6, if you will.

Big Brother 6, if you will.

It was a series that included Anthony, Makosi, Craig, Derek

It was a series that included Anthony, Makosi, Craig, Derek

It was a series that included Anthony, Makosi, Craig, Derek

and Science, to name but a few.

and Science, to name but a few.

And tonight, we're focusing on a task, and one task in particular!

And tonight, we're focusing on a task, and one task in particular!

And tonight, we're focusing on a task, and one task in particular!

And tonight, we're focusing on a task, and one task in particular!

Davina McCall, who would ever have thought that a few cardboard boxes

Davina McCall, who would ever have thought that a few cardboard boxes

Davina McCall, who would ever have thought that a few cardboard boxes

could cause so much chaos? I mean, honestly, this is the best ever!

could cause so much chaos? I mean, honestly, this is the best ever!

When they said to me, we're going to do a task

and everybody's going to get into a cardboard box, and I'm like...

and everybody's going to get into a cardboard box, and I'm like...

..and do what?

Like, this is a terrible idea, do not do this task, it's awful!

Like, this is a terrible idea, do not do this task, it's awful!

Like, this is a terrible idea, do not do this task, it's awful!

One of my all-time favourite tasks.

One of my all-time favourite tasks.

This was a "we have to show this episode". Why does it work?

This was a "we have to show this episode". Why does it work?

This was a "we have to show this episode". Why does it work?

It's ridiculous, but so good! Rylan? Davina? Let's watch it, shall we?

It's ridiculous, but so good! Rylan? Davina? Let's watch it, shall we?

It's ridiculous, but so good! Rylan? Davina? Let's watch it, shall we?

It's ridiculous, but so good! Rylan? Davina? Let's watch it, shall we?

Yes!

So here is - Big Brother 6.

So here is - Big Brother 6.

Last night, Vanessa injured her ankle jumping from a bed.

Last night, Vanessa injured her ankle jumping from a bed.

Last night, Vanessa injured her ankle jumping from a bed.

Big Brother has called her to the Diary Room.

Big Brother has called her to the Diary Room.

Oh! I'll wait outside for you.

Oh! I'll wait outside for you.

Hello, Vanessa. Hi.

Can you tell Big Brother how your foot is feeling?

Can you tell Big Brother how your foot is feeling?

Extremely sore, it stings like mad.

Extremely sore, it stings like mad.

It's really, really, really stinging.

It's really, really, really stinging.

Vanessa, Big Brother is highly concerned about your foot

Vanessa, Big Brother is highly concerned about your foot

and has therefore booked you an appointment at a local

and has therefore booked you an appointment at a local

hospital where you will meet with a consultant

hospital where you will meet with a consultant

and then have a possible X-ray on your foot.

and then have a possible X-ray on your foot.

Derek is helping Vanessa to prepare to leave the house in order

Derek is helping Vanessa to prepare to leave the house in order

to have her ankle X-rayed. OK, I'll leave you there. See you later.

to have her ankle X-rayed. OK, I'll leave you there. See you later.

to have her ankle X-rayed. OK, I'll leave you there. See you later.

to have her ankle X-rayed. OK, I'll leave you there. See you later.

Thank you, Derek. Not a bit. Not a bit.

On her visit to the hospital, Vanessa will wear headphones

On her visit to the hospital, Vanessa will wear headphones

and a blindfold to prevent contact with the outside world.

and a blindfold to prevent contact with the outside world.

The rest of the housemates are in the bedroom.

The rest of the housemates are in the bedroom.

Last night, Lesley became the second housemate to be

Last night, Lesley became the second housemate to be

evicted from the Big Brother House.

evicted from the Big Brother House.

ALARM

ALARM

ALARM

ALARM

# Craig hasn't got any friends! Craig hasn't got any friends! #

# Craig hasn't got any friends! Craig hasn't got any friends! #

# Craig hasn't got any friends! Craig hasn't got any friends! #

Craig, where are your mates? Vanessa's hurt her leg.

Craig, where are your mates? Vanessa's hurt her leg.

I know, yeah.

Really bashed it, all right. She'll be all right, the girl.

Really bashed it, all right. She'll be all right, the girl.

Craig, where are your mates? I'll be your friend now.

Craig, where are your mates? I'll be your friend now.

Come here, friend Craig! Not in 1,000 years! I'd rather die. Ah! Ah!

Come here, friend Craig! Not in 1,000 years! I'd rather die. Ah! Ah!

Come here, friend Craig! Not in 1,000 years! I'd rather die. Ah! Ah!

Come here, friend Craig! Not in 1,000 years! I'd rather die. Ah! Ah!

Maxwell, put your mic in. Shut up, you prick!

Maxwell, put your mic in. Shut up, you prick!

Last night? Oh, shit! It was on one of the beds.

Last night? Oh, shit! It was on one of the beds.

I don't know.

All of the housemates are in the bedroom.

All of the housemates are in the bedroom.

I was talking low, as low as I can, trying to harness my energy,

I was talking low, as low as I can, trying to harness my energy,

I was talking low, as low as I can, trying to harness my energy,

you get me, and lower my voice? What?! People expect me to speak.

you get me, and lower my voice? What?! People expect me to speak.

you get me, and lower my voice? What?! People expect me to speak.

Do you know what you can do? No-one tried to stop you. Oh, my God!

Do you know what you can do? No-one tried to stop you. Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! No, no, no! Science!

Oh, my God! No, no, no! Science!

Oh, my God! Argh! Look at all this!

Oh, my God! Argh! Look at all this!

Oh, my God! Argh! Look at all this!

Check this out! Oh, my God, look at me!

Check this out! Oh, my God, look at me!

Are you highly toxic, or what?

Is this from our... Oh, my God! Look at you, Saskia! Oh, my God!

Is this from our... Oh, my God! Look at you, Saskia! Oh, my God!

Is this from our... Oh, my God! Look at you, Saskia! Oh, my God!

Irresistant! Look at me! There we go, get in! Hey!

Irresistant! Look at me! There we go, get in! Hey!

Irresistant! Look at me! There we go, get in! Hey!

Irresistant! Look at me! There we go, get in! Hey!

What's all this about? Survival kit? Oh, yeah! Irritant substance?

What's all this about? Survival kit? Oh, yeah! Irritant substance?

What's all this about? Survival kit? Oh, yeah! Irritant substance?

The state of me, though! Highly flammable! Handle with care.

The state of me, though! Highly flammable! Handle with care.

Handle with care? Mine's hazard. Handle with care. Hazard?

Handle with care? Mine's hazard. Handle with care. Hazard?

You're damn right, you're a hazard! Livestock. Oh, my God!

You're damn right, you're a hazard! Livestock. Oh, my God!

This is Big Brother. Today's task is about to begin.

This is Big Brother. Today's task is about to begin.

This is Big Brother. Today's task is about to begin.

Oh, my God! Anthony! Oh, my God! Our eyes have been cut out. It's scary!

Oh, my God! Anthony! Oh, my God! Our eyes have been cut out. It's scary!

Oh, my God! Anthony! Oh, my God! Our eyes have been cut out. It's scary!

Oh, my God, that is such a vile picture! Oh, my God, look at Makosi!

Oh, my God, that is such a vile picture! Oh, my God, look at Makosi!

Makosi's got no eyes! Nor have I!

Makosi's got no eyes! Nor have I!

Thicker in the eyebrows now, look, see? Look at your picture!

Thicker in the eyebrows now, look, see? Look at your picture!

Hello, Makosi. Hi.

I've not put myself up for eviction automatically, have I?

I've not put myself up for eviction automatically, have I?

No, Makosi, you have not. Brilliant!

No, Makosi, you have not. Brilliant!

For today's individual task,

For today's individual task,

each housemate has been allocated a cardboard box

each housemate has been allocated a cardboard box

and a survival pack which contains water, a flag, mint cake,

and a survival pack which contains water, a flag, mint cake,

and a survival pack which contains water, a flag, mint cake,

a compass, a head torch and a condom.

a compass, a head torch and a condom.

What does it say? What does it say?

The housemate who stays inside their box the longest

The housemate who stays inside their box the longest

will receive a prize.

will receive a prize.

Housemates,

today's task will test your ability to think inside the box.

today's task will test your ability to think inside the box.

The winner of today's task will win a very special prize...

The winner of today's task will win a very special prize...

..a luxury three-course meal with wine every night for

..a luxury three-course meal with wine every night for

the next three nights. Oh, my God!

the next three nights. Oh, my God!

And exclusive access to a fully-stocked luxury food

And exclusive access to a fully-stocked luxury food

And exclusive access to a fully-stocked luxury food

and drink fridge.

EVERYONE GASPS Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

EVERYONE GASPS Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Some of the housemates are in the kitchen.

Some of the housemates are in the kitchen.

The rest of the housemates are in the garden.

The rest of the housemates are in the garden.

I wonder what the condom is for. Do you know what I mean?

I wonder what the condom is for. Do you know what I mean?

This is Big Brother. Pardon? Today's task is about to begin. I like him.

This is Big Brother. Pardon? Today's task is about to begin. I like him.

This is Big Brother. Pardon? Today's task is about to begin. I like him.

This is Big Brother. Pardon? Today's task is about to begin. I like him.

Get in your boxes!

Argh! I can't get in mine!

Argh! I can't get in mine!

Righty-ho!

I feel like a hamster! My box is really small! I can't move!

I feel like a hamster! My box is really small! I can't move!

I feel like a hamster! My box is really small! I can't move!

THEY LAUGH

THEY LAUGH

I love it in my box already!

The housemates have been in their boxes for 16 minutes.

The housemates have been in their boxes for 16 minutes.

The housemates have been in their boxes for 16 minutes.

Do you reckon I'll be able to crack one off in here, then? Yeah.

Do you reckon I'll be able to crack one off in here, then? Yeah.

Do you reckon I'll be able to crack one off in here, then? Yeah.

Without a doubt. Make me randy. Huh? Make me randy.

Without a doubt. Make me randy. Huh? Make me randy.

Do you know why they've done this? Why?

Do you know why they've done this? Why?

Because of the food problems we've got as well, it saves them

Because of the food problems we've got as well, it saves them

having to give us food till tomorrow.

We haven't got a food problem - we've got

We haven't got a food problem - we've got

food being delivered today.

Have you got out? What? You've got out, haven't you?

Have you got out? What? You've got out, haven't you?

I'd laugh if there was a camera in here.

I'd laugh if there was a camera in here.

Of course there ain't going to be a camera in here - it's a box!

Of course there ain't going to be a camera in here - it's a box!

Oh, where am I?

Roberto just had a go. Do you reckon? He just said. Who's that?

Roberto just had a go. Do you reckon? He just said. Who's that?

Roberto just had a go. Do you reckon? He just said. Who's that?

Me. What are you doing? Having a wank. Ew!

Me. What are you doing? Having a wank. Ew!

You should come and join me and go bother these guys down here, man.

You should come and join me and go bother these guys down here, man.

The thing is, Saskia's talking dirty to me for a bit, so...

The thing is, Saskia's talking dirty to me for a bit, so...

Well, I'll leave you two, then. You see what I'm saying?

Well, I'll leave you two, then. You see what I'm saying?

Science is all alone. No, Science, I'll come and help you in a minute.

Science is all alone. No, Science, I'll come and help you in a minute.

Come on, then, Sas. What's that? Talk dirty to me!

Come on, then, Sas. What's that? Talk dirty to me!

I'm sure you can come instantly without me talking dirty.

I'm sure you can come instantly without me talking dirty.

I'm sure you can come instantly without me talking dirty.

Science, don't move my box!

You can move wherever you want to, but don't move my box! OK, OK!

You can move wherever you want to, but don't move my box! OK, OK!

Science, you're even annoying when you're in a box!

Science, you're even annoying when you're in a box!

You're interfering with my civil liberties.

You're interfering with my civil liberties.

You're the most annoying boy in England. Yes! Am I heck?

You're the most annoying boy in England. Yes! Am I heck?

You're even annoying when you're in the fucking box! Box.

You're even annoying when you're in the fucking box! Box.

Shut your noise, Kemal! Shut up! You shut up! You shut up! You shut up!

Shut your noise, Kemal! Shut up! You shut up! You shut up! You shut up!

You shut up! You shut up! You shut up!

You shut up! You shut up! You shut up!

"You shut up!" Science, my box!

Now fuck off, you... Argh! Oh, yeah!

Now fuck off, you... Argh! Oh, yeah!

What if there's a camera right above me?

Stick your denim shorts over your groin. Good shout.

Stick your denim shorts over your groin. Good shout.

Have you done this before?

SHE LAUGHS

I'm bored, man.

Saskia, your box is huge! You are nasty! I live in the poor...

Saskia, your box is huge! You are nasty! I live in the poor...

Saskia, your box is huge! You are nasty! I live in the poor...

It's for her huge personality. You dirty gadgies!

It's for her huge personality. You dirty gadgies!

What's wrong with you? Kemal, is yours uncomfortable? Oh, my God!

What's wrong with you? Kemal, is yours uncomfortable? Oh, my God!

Argh! Self-control! No!

THEY LAUGH

Don't know what you're laughing for. He's out the box! He's not!

Don't know what you're laughing for. He's out the box! He's not!

Is he really? No, Science, don't because I will not be amused.

Is he really? No, Science, don't because I will not be amused.

So what? I'm not bothered. Anyway...

Sam, Craig, Anthony and Makosi are in the garden.

Sam, Craig, Anthony and Makosi are in the garden.

Sam, Craig, Anthony and Makosi are in the garden.

I need to properly shave my pom-pom.

I need to properly shave my pom-pom.

Maxwell, Saskia, Roberto, Derek and Kemal are in the house.

Maxwell, Saskia, Roberto, Derek and Kemal are in the house.

Maxwell, Saskia, Roberto, Derek and Kemal are in the house.

53 minutes into the task,

53 minutes into the task,

Science is the only housemate to have left his box.

Science is the only housemate to have left his box.

This is Big Brother.

Delicious bacon sandwiches are now available in the Diary Room.

Delicious bacon sandwiches are now available in the Diary Room.

Delicious bacon sandwiches are now available in the Diary Room.

Well, I don't believe that. Oh, fuck off!

Well, I don't believe that. Oh, fuck off!

Oh, God, Makosi will probably go. Science! What? Get me one! No!

Oh, God, Makosi will probably go. Science! What? Get me one! No!

Oh, God, Makosi will probably go. Science! What? Get me one! No!

Please! I don't eat pork. Science, come here!

Please! I don't eat pork. Science, come here!

Where are you? Can you go and get me a sandwich? Science, don't do it!

Where are you? Can you go and get me a sandwich? Science, don't do it!

Where are you? Can you go and get me a sandwich? Science, don't do it!

Please, please, please! And our survey says, uh-uh!

Please, please, please! And our survey says, uh-uh!

Let's make a deal. Go on. The minute I pop out, I'll do your hair.

Let's make a deal. Go on. The minute I pop out, I'll do your hair.

And I'll give you all my fags. Will you give me all your cigarettes?

And I'll give you all my fags. Will you give me all your cigarettes?

Oh, yes, all my cigarettes. Science, can you please get us...

Oh, yes, all my cigarettes. Science, can you please get us...

Science, she's got none! Argh! Shut up, he knows I have!

Science, she's got none! Argh! Shut up, he knows I have!

THEY CHEER

THEY CHEER

SHE LAUGHS

Oh, you're not lying! Oh, my days! I don't eat this, man.

Oh, you're not lying! Oh, my days! I don't eat this, man.

I'm all about this jam. Hello, Science. Easy!

I'm all about this jam. Hello, Science. Easy!

Ah!

Can I give some of that to them like cos we've got a little...

Can I give some of that to them like cos we've got a little...

..when you make a deal with somebody?

..when you make a deal with somebody?

Science, the food on the table may only be eaten by housemates

Science, the food on the table may only be eaten by housemates

Science, the food on the table may only be eaten by housemates

who are not sitting in a cardboard box. Oh! Ain't that a shame?

who are not sitting in a cardboard box. Oh! Ain't that a shame?

Nice jam, though, I must say.

Judi Dench? Yes! She's wonderful! She's one of my heroines.

Judi Dench? Yes! She's wonderful! She's one of my heroines.

Judi Dench? Yes! She's wonderful! She's one of my heroines.

Do you watch Coronation Street? No.

Mm!

I'll put it back on the lid. I'm going out now.

I'll put it back on the lid. I'm going out now.

Thanks for the strawberry jam and toast. Mm-mm-mm!

Thanks for the strawberry jam and toast. Mm-mm-mm!

Thanks for the strawberry jam and toast. Mm-mm-mm!

LAUGHTER

Basically... Science! I'm not lying. You're eating it!

Basically... Science! I'm not lying. You're eating it!

Basically... Science! I'm not lying. You're eating it!

Science, give us... I don't eat bacon. What did he say?

Science, give us... I don't eat bacon. What did he say?

He says that the food is for people who are outside the box.

He says that the food is for people who are outside the box.

He says that the food is for people who are outside the box.

So what do you get... I can't give you nothing.

So what do you get... I can't give you nothing.

You don't want my cigarettes? Yeah! I've got cigarettes.

You don't want my cigarettes? Yeah! I've got cigarettes.

Listen, I wanted them. Look at him, munching on it! I can see you, dude!

Listen, I wanted them. Look at him, munching on it! I can see you, dude!

I'm munching on that, look. What are you eating, Science?

I'm munching on that, look. What are you eating, Science?

I won't eat pork. Just take the pork out and I'll eat the bread.

I won't eat pork. Just take the pork out and I'll eat the bread.

This isn't pork! It's jam with toast. I'll eat whatever. Science?

This isn't pork! It's jam with toast. I'll eat whatever. Science?

I can't give you none. I'm not allowed.

I'll get in trouble and you'll get in trouble - you'll fail the task.

I'll get in trouble and you'll get in trouble - you'll fail the task.

Do you want to fail the task? No. I hate him so much now!

Do you want to fail the task? No. I hate him so much now!

Craig, Sam, Anthony and Makosi are in the garden.

Craig, Sam, Anthony and Makosi are in the garden.

Craig, Sam, Anthony and Makosi are in the garden.

They've been inside their boxes for one hour and four minutes.

They've been inside their boxes for one hour and four minutes.

They've been inside their boxes for one hour and four minutes.

MOANING

MOANING

PANTING

PANTING

PANTING

PANTING

Samantha? Samantha! Mm-hm?

Samantha? Samantha! Mm-hm?

Samantha? Samantha! Mm-hm?

You OK? Mm-hm. Argh! Makosi!

You OK? Mm-hm. Argh! Makosi!

You OK? Mm-hm. Argh! Makosi!

SHE LAUGHS

Don't laugh!

Ew! That is vile! It's fantastic!

Ew! That is vile! It's fantastic!

Ew! That is vile! It's fantastic!

Vile! Oh, my God!

Vile! Oh, my God!

You fucking dirty animals! I know. Sam, are you doing it? Huh?

You fucking dirty animals! I know. Sam, are you doing it? Huh?

You fucking dirty animals! I know. Sam, are you doing it? Huh?

Are you doing it? Yeah!

Science, Sam's masturbating! Who is? Sam is. Oh, Sam, you naughty girl!

Science, Sam's masturbating! Who is? Sam is. Oh, Sam, you naughty girl!

Science, Sam's masturbating! Who is? Sam is. Oh, Sam, you naughty girl!

Science, Sam's masturbating! Who is? Sam is. Oh, Sam, you naughty girl!

No, I'm not! No, I'm not! Science, don't look in! I'm not looking in.

No, I'm not! No, I'm not! Science, don't look in! I'm not looking in.

No, I'm not! No, I'm not! Science, don't look in! I'm not looking in.

Oh, my God!

Science!

HE LAUGHS

HE LAUGHS

You lot are naughty! Science, what's she doing?

You lot are naughty! Science, what's she doing?

Wouldn't you like to know, Chico?

Can we discuss?

Because I'd completely forgotten about this until I watched

Because I'd completely forgotten about this until I watched

this episode that Sam was having a good time in her box.

this episode that Sam was having a good time in her box.

this episode that Sam was having a good time in her box.

this episode that Sam was having a good time in her box.

There were noises and then a couple of the guys looked in the box

There were noises and then a couple of the guys looked in the box

There were noises and then a couple of the guys looked in the box

and were like, oh, my gosh! How could you?

and were like, oh, my gosh! How could you?

Do you not spend that time

Do you not spend that time

when you're in a cardboard box in the middle of a house all alone?

when you're in a cardboard box in the middle of a house all alone?

Well, not when somebody could look in!

Well, not when somebody could look in!

And also, if you're going to do it and you're wearing a microphone,

And also, if you're going to do it and you're wearing a microphone,

could you please try and just be a bit more subtle and quiet about it?

could you please try and just be a bit more subtle and quiet about it?

Listen... Less of the moany groanies!

When I was in there, had to - did it in the bathroom.

When I was in there, had to - did it in the bathroom.

Claire from Steps sat outside.

She was on watch. Boy's got to do what a boy's got to do.

She was on watch. Boy's got to do what a boy's got to do.

Good luck to you, Sam, in your cardboard box.

Good luck to you, Sam, in your cardboard box.

Welcome back to Big Brother: Best Shows Ever.

Welcome back to Big Brother: Best Shows Ever.

Shall we go back to 2005?

Yeah.

Go on, then. Oi, stay in your box, you.

Go on, then. Oi, stay in your box, you.

Yeah.

NARRATOR: 12.51pm.

Today, Big Brother has set the housemates an individual task.

Today, Big Brother has set the housemates an individual task.

Today, Big Brother has set the housemates an individual task.

Whoever stays inside their cardboard box the longest will win

Whoever stays inside their cardboard box the longest will win

luxury food for three days.

luxury food for three days.

It's been one hour and 14 minutes

It's been one hour and 14 minutes

since the housemates got into their boxes.

since the housemates got into their boxes.

Science is the only housemate to have left his box.

Science is the only housemate to have left his box.

After three hours away, Vanessa returns to the house from hospital.

After three hours away, Vanessa returns to the house from hospital.

After three hours away, Vanessa returns to the house from hospital.

Thank you so much.

Bye.

What the hell is going on out here?

What the hell is going on out here?

Hi, babe.

No room to talk right now. Vanessa's out.

No room to talk right now. Vanessa's out.

Do you know what, he feels good by himself.

Do you know what, he feels good by himself.

Because for the first time in life, he's got some power

Because for the first time in life, he's got some power

and something to say. How can you talk? You're the one in a box.

and something to say. How can you talk? You're the one in a box.

Huh. Science can't be contained. Yeah.

Huh. Science can't be contained. Yeah.

INDISTINCT The box won't burn.

INDISTINCT The box won't burn.

INDISTINCT

Motherfucker yourself, man.

VANESSA LAUGHS

Motherfucker yourself.

And because of that, I'm going to make some beats.

And because of that, I'm going to make some beats.

Oh, God...

SCIENCE DRUMS

Science, can you open this door, please?

INDISTINCT And you shut up too. Science...

INDISTINCT And you shut up too. Science...

Science, please can you open this door? Sorry, babes.

Science, please can you open this door? Sorry, babes.

Thank you.

There you go. Sandwiches. Oh...

There you go. Sandwiches. Oh...

Oh, my God.

Is that jam?

Oh, my God!

Hello, Big Brother. Hello, Vanessa.

Hello, Big Brother. Hello, Vanessa.

Vanessa... Yeah. Big Brother received a letter

Vanessa... Yeah. Big Brother received a letter

from your doctor this morning.

"Dear Big Brother, Vanessa has sprained her ankle

"Dear Big Brother, Vanessa has sprained her ankle

"and, as such, she is unable to take part in any tasks today,

"and, as such, she is unable to take part in any tasks today,

"and, as such, she is unable to take part in any tasks today,

"especially those involving cardboard boxes."

"especially those involving cardboard boxes."

No!

Can't I just lie on the floor in a big massive cardboard box?

Can't I just lie on the floor in a big massive cardboard box?

Vanessa, your doctor didn't mention that your ankle would stop you

Vanessa, your doctor didn't mention that your ankle would stop you

enjoying delicious bacon sandwiches.

enjoying delicious bacon sandwiches.

SHE SQUEALS

And strawberry jam!

And strawberry jam.

Looks delicious. I can't wait. Help yourself.

Looks delicious. I can't wait. Help yourself.

1.01pm.

1.01pm.

Craig, Sam, Anthony, Kemal and Makosi

Craig, Sam, Anthony, Kemal and Makosi

are inside their boxes in the garden.

are inside their boxes in the garden.

Science has dropped a used teabag

Science has dropped a used teabag

through one of the air holes in Kemal's box.

through one of the air holes in Kemal's box.

I'm scared! No!

Argh!

Arghh!

Hoo!

Hoo!

Whoo! He's thrown carrot peelings at me.

Whoo! He's thrown carrot peelings at me.

Oh, my goodness. And wet teabags.

Oh, my goodness. And wet teabags.

Have some fun, man. I reckon it's fun.

Have some fun, man. I reckon it's fun.

I'll have some fun later when I'll be eating the food.

I'll have some fun later when I'll be eating the food.

I'm covered... Go away. I don't like you.

I'm covered... Go away. I don't like you.

I'm covered... Go away. I don't like you.

Oh! Oh! Oh, my...! You bitch.

Oh! Oh! Oh, my...! You bitch.

He's put dripping on me.

SCIENCE LAUGHS

But you know what? I don't care, cos I can recover.

But you know what? I don't care, cos I can recover.

If you would have saw... the mountain of bacon sandwiches...

If you would have saw... the mountain of bacon sandwiches...

What, in there?

It was all right, man, I'm telling you.

It was all right, man, I'm telling you.

You're gonna fall in!

No, you're OK, you're OK.

No, you're OK, you're OK.

LAUGHTER

You can't think you're not out of it now.

You can't think you're not out of it now.

What? You can't think you're not out of it now.

I'm still in my box. You're not. Half your body's out.

I'm still in my box. You're not. Half your body's out.

No, it's not. Sit up.

Ow!

SHRIEKING

You...

Shut up.

Right, I'm going to soak him.

Right, I'm going to soak him.

I'm going to drench him.

That is for ruining my task.

Yeah, man, whatever. Two can play at that game.

Yeah, man, whatever. Two can play at that game.

Yeah, man. INDISTINCT

Yeah, man. INDISTINCT

Don't get the hose, cos that's just not fun.

Don't get the hose, cos that's just not fun.

Don't get the hose, cos that's just not fun.

If you were still in the box, I swear I would have pooed in it.

If you were still in the box, I swear I would have pooed in it.

That's just you being nasty. I would have pooed in your box.

That's just you being nasty. I would have pooed in your box.

That's cos you're a nasty guy.

That's cos you're a nasty guy.

Don't worry, I'm not evil like Science.

Don't worry, I'm not evil like Science.

I'm not going to... It's just water.

I'm not going to... It's just water.

You're going to wet all these people in their boxes.

You're going to wet all these people in their boxes.

I'm going to wet you.

Bitch.

You throw like a girl.

And what?

Come back out here, yeah, see what you get?

Come back out here, yeah, see what you get?

Fuck off. You threw water at me. Hold on. Come on.

Fuck off. You threw water at me. Hold on. Come on.

Hold on.

Hurry up, man.

Fuck off. You want war with me?

Fuck off. You want war with me?

Fuck off.

BELL RINGS

4.12pm.

Kemal and Vanessa are in the living room.

Kemal and Vanessa are in the living room.

Science is in the kitchen.

Science is in the kitchen.

Sam's in the garden, having got out of her box

Sam's in the garden, having got out of her box

two hours and 14 minutes ago.

two hours and 14 minutes ago.

The rest of the housemates are still inside their boxes.

The rest of the housemates are still inside their boxes.

It's been four hours and 35 minutes

It's been four hours and 35 minutes

since the housemates started their task.

since the housemates started their task.

# How will I know...

# If he really loves me?

# If he really loves me?

# I say a prayer with every heartbeat... #

# I say a prayer with every heartbeat... #

SINGING CONTINUES LOUDLY

SINGING CONTINUES LOUDLY

What the hell is this?

What the hell is this?

Ask her whether wants to win votes or lose them.

Ask her whether wants to win votes or lose them.

Because if she wants to win votes to stay in the house,

Because if she wants to win votes to stay in the house,

she'd better stop singing.

What a singer.

You're nearly there.

LAUGHTER

LAUGHTER

Oh!

So you've got a hole through your side?

So you've got a hole through your side?

Yeah.

Let me see what I can do with my equipment.

Let me see what I can do with my equipment.

Get a bit of water from the water thing and soften the cardboard.

Get a bit of water from the water thing and soften the cardboard.

Go on.

Yeah, I'm pushing my thing.

Go on, girl.

Wet it, wet it.

Hang on.

Can you see inside my box?

Yeah. I'm there. Can you see anything poking?

Yeah. I'm there. Can you see anything poking?

Can you see where I'm trying to poke through?

Can you see where I'm trying to poke through?

Yeah, go on.

That's it. You're there. You're nearly there.

That's it. You're there. You're nearly there.

Oh...

SHE LAUGHS

Like... Where is your hole? Wiggle your thing about.

Like... Where is your hole? Wiggle your thing about.

Wiggle my thing about?

Yeah. It won't go through, look. There's something there.

Yeah. It won't go through, look. There's something there.

Yeah, but if I've got an hole and you've got an hole,

Yeah, but if I've got an hole and you've got an hole,

we should be able to join holes. That's really made me hot now.

we should be able to join holes. That's really made me hot now.

Science was frustrating because I felt like he could have been

Science was frustrating because I felt like he could have been

one of the greats.

one of the greats.

But he kept self-sabotaging.

But he kept self-sabotaging.

That's the exact words.

You know... Hm.

That is the exact words for Science. He was a self-saboteur.

That is the exact words for Science. He was a self-saboteur.

You know, he didn't stay in the box. No. Why do that?

You know, he didn't stay in the box. No. Why do that?

All these years on as well, imagine knowing how iconic

All these years on as well, imagine knowing how iconic

that task was in Big Brother history over 20 years,

that task was in Big Brother history over 20 years,

knowing you just jumped out of the box...

knowing you just jumped out of the box...

I mean, I would be kicking myself.

And he's an interesting guy. He was funny, he was...

And he's an interesting guy. He was funny, he was...

And he's an interesting guy. He was funny, he was...

He was quirky but he just always just gave up before he could fail.

He was quirky but he just always just gave up before he could fail.

Hm. I think that might be it.

He might have been scared of failing, I think.

He might have been scared of failing, I think.

But again, though, a great housemate. A great housemate.

But again, though, a great housemate. A great housemate.

But I don't know if I could have lived with him,

But I don't know if I could have lived with him,

because it was the level of noise.

because it was the level of noise.

He was white noise.

And it was incessant. And you saw that in this episode.

And it was incessant. And you saw that in this episode.

And it was incessant. And you saw that in this episode.

Hm.

So, it's a shame because there were moments when I saw Science

So, it's a shame because there were moments when I saw Science

and I thought, "Oh, there you are."

Don't go anywhere, because we've got even more Big Brother coming up

Don't go anywhere, because we've got even more Big Brother coming up

straight after this.

Welcome back to Big Brother's Best Shows Ever,

Welcome back to Big Brother's Best Shows Ever,

we're going all the way back to 2005.

we're going all the way back to 2005.

We need to discuss one of many romances the Big Brother

We need to discuss one of many romances the Big Brother

house has seen, but Maxwell and Saskia.

house has seen, but Maxwell and Saskia.

I genuinely didn't see it coming between them two. No.

I genuinely didn't see it coming between them two. No.

No. Especially in the early days.

Not at all. But when they did that lovely diary room,

Not at all. But when they did that lovely diary room,

which I think we're going to show.

which I think we're going to show.

They did that lovely diary room where they sat next to each other

They did that lovely diary room where they sat next to each other

and they are all kind of flirty-gerty together.

and they are all kind of flirty-gerty together.

I was like, "Oh, look at this. This is so cute."

I was like, "Oh, look at this. This is so cute."

I was like, "Oh, look at this. This is so cute."

One of my favourite things is Saskia

and Maxwell's boxes come together and they are trying to cut

and Maxwell's boxes come together and they are trying to cut

and Maxwell's boxes come together and they are trying to cut

through and they're making such a blimmin' dog's dinner of it.

through and they're making such a blimmin' dog's dinner of it.

"I've done a hole. Have you done a hole?"

"I've done a whole, why can't you get your thing through that hole."

"I've done a whole, why can't you get your thing through that hole."

I mean, honestly. You can't see what's going on.

I mean, honestly. You can't see what's going on.

A really good couple, I thought.

A really good couple, I thought.

Oh, they were the Princess Di and Charles of 2005, in my eyes.

Oh, they were the Princess Di and Charles of 2005, in my eyes.

Oh, they were the Princess Di and Charles of 2005, in my eyes.

4:27 PM, Derek and Roberto are by the kitchen.

4:27 PM, Derek and Roberto are by the kitchen.

4:27 PM, Derek and Roberto are by the kitchen.

They've been inside their boxes for 4 hours and 50 minutes.

They've been inside their boxes for 4 hours and 50 minutes.

They've been inside their boxes for 4 hours and 50 minutes.

Kemal was the third housemate to leave his box.

Kemal was the third housemate to leave his box.

Craig, Anthony, Maxwell and Makosi

Craig, Anthony, Maxwell and Makosi

are still inside their boxes.

are still inside their boxes.

Sam is by the pool.

It's been 2 hours and 29 minutes since she got out of her box.

It's been 2 hours and 29 minutes since she got out of her box.

It's been 2 hours and 29 minutes since she got out of her box.

Anthony? What?

Anthony? What?

You are fucking not going to win. I am.

You are fucking not going to win. I am.

Craig... What? You think you're going to win? I fucking am.

Craig... What? You think you're going to win? I fucking am.

Craig... What? You think you're going to win? I fucking am.

You won't, man, you greedy bastard.

You won't, man, you greedy bastard.

I'll sit in here for five fucking days.

You only get nice food for the next three days,

if you sit here for five days, you won't get fuck all.

if you sit here for five days, you won't get fuck all.

Oh, go and fucking fuck yourself, prick.

Oh, go and fucking fuck yourself, prick.

How is your head fitting in here?

How is your head fitting in here?

What? How is his head fitting in that box?

What? How is his head fitting in that box?

With your huge head. Oh, shut up, you fucking thick shit.

With your huge head. Oh, shut up, you fucking thick shit.

Huge, huge head.

Huge, huge head.

You can't even speak English properly, because you're so fucking thick.

You can't even speak English properly, because you're so fucking thick.

Yeah, coming from a farmer.

Oh, fuck off, you. Ooh!

Oh, fuck off, you. Ooh!

At least I don't look like a fat pisshead on my picture.

At least I don't look like a fat pisshead on my picture.

Ooh! I'd rather look like a fat pisshead than an inbred.

Ooh! I'd rather look like a fat pisshead than an inbred.

# Oh, Craig, do you sleep with your sister?

# Oh, Craig, do you sleep with your sister?

# Oh, Craig, please tell me why you want to ramp your brother.

# Oh, Craig, please tell me why you want to ramp your brother.

# Oh, Craig, please tell me why you want to ramp your brother.

# Oh, Craig, is it because you're from inbred land?

# Oh, Craig, is it because you're from inbred land?

# Oh, Craig, is it because you're from inbred land?

# He needs two boxes, one for his body and one for his big, big head. #

# He needs two boxes, one for his body and one for his big, big head. #

# He needs two boxes, one for his body and one for his big, big head. #

# It's so big, it's got its own weather system.

# It's so big, it's got its own weather system.

# And its own postcode. #

You're both so thick as shit.

You're both so thick as shit.

# The next mission to the moon is

# The next mission to the moon is

now taking place as a mission to Craig's head, it's so big. #

now taking place as a mission to Craig's head, it's so big. #

ANTHONY LAUGHS

Have you packed your huge pillow in your box?

Have you packed your huge pillow in your box?

Have you packed your small boxer shorts for your small baby dick?

Have you packed your small boxer shorts for your small baby dick?

Have you packed your small boxer shorts for your small baby dick?

You're so thick, Anthony, you ain't got a fucking brain.

You're so thick, Anthony, you ain't got a fucking brain.

You're the thickest bloke I've ever met in my life.

You're the thickest bloke I've ever met in my life.

Your head's huuuuge. And you reckon you aren't gay?

Your head's huuuuge. And you reckon you aren't gay?

You're a fucking '70s dancer, a hairdresser that wears pink.

You're a fucking '70s dancer, a hairdresser that wears pink.

But your head's huge!

But your head's huge!

6:10 PM. It's been one hour and 42 minutes since Saskia left her box.

6:10 PM. It's been one hour and 42 minutes since Saskia left her box.

6:10 PM. It's been one hour and 42 minutes since Saskia left her box.

6:10 PM. It's been one hour and 42 minutes since Saskia left her box.

Craig, Anthony, Maxwell

and Makosi are inside their boxes in the garden.

and Makosi are inside their boxes in the garden.

I've hardly had any water, like.

I've hardly had any water, like.

That's good. I haven't had a drop. I've literally wet my tongue.

That's good. I haven't had a drop. I've literally wet my tongue.

SASKIA LAUGHS

SASKIA LAUGHS

Saskia! Yeah! Direct me where I'm going. Where do you want to go?

Saskia! Yeah! Direct me where I'm going. Where do you want to go?

In the house.

Right. Forward, but you're going to go off the concrete bit in a minute.

Right. Forward, but you're going to go off the concrete bit in a minute.

Let's go forward. I can't handle it, I'm going to get out.

Let's go forward. I can't handle it, I'm going to get out.

Don't look at me like that. I'm not looking at you like anything.

Don't look at me like that. I'm not looking at you like anything.

You are. I'm not!

Should I get out? It's up to you. What do you reckon?

Should I get out? It's up to you. What do you reckon?

I'm not making any decisions for you. Listen. What?

I'm not making any decisions for you. Listen. What?

If you're going to stay in there and in an hour's time get out, there's no point.

If you're going to stay in there and in an hour's time get out, there's no point.

If you're going to stay in there

and think that you can do it even overnight, and everything, then stay in there.

and think that you can do it even overnight, and everything, then stay in there.

Yeah, I'm getting out.

I'm not fucking staying in that stupid thing any more.

I'm not fucking staying in that stupid thing any more.

Vanessa, Derek and Roberto are in the house.

Vanessa, Derek and Roberto are in the house.

I'll recite you some of my favourite pieces of poetry.

I'll recite you some of my favourite pieces of poetry.

Yeah, go on, then.

I wandered lonely as a cloud

I wandered lonely as a cloud

That floats on high o'er vales and hills,

That floats on high o'er vales and hills,

When all at once I saw a crowd,

When all at once I saw a crowd,

A host, of golden daffodils,

Beside the lake, beneath the trees,

Beside the lake, beneath the trees,

Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.

Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.

A poet could not but be gay,

A poet could not but be gay,

In such a jocund company

And oft when on my couch I lie

And oft when on my couch I lie

In tensed or in pensive mood,

In tensed or in pensive mood,

they flash upon that inward eye,

they flash upon that inward eye,

Which is the bliss of solitude

Which is the bliss of solitude

And then my heart with pleasure fills

And then my heart with pleasure fills

And dances with the daffodils.

And dances with the daffodils.

7:23 PM.

7:23 PM.

Craig, Anthony and Makosi are inside their boxes in the garden.

Craig, Anthony and Makosi are inside their boxes in the garden.

Craig, Anthony and Makosi are inside their boxes in the garden.

Are you hungry? I could eat something, but I'm not starving.

Are you hungry? I could eat something, but I'm not starving.

Are you hungry? I could eat something, but I'm not starving.

They won't let this go on for no longer than two days, you do know?

They won't let this go on for no longer than two days, you do know?

Why? Health and safety reasons.

Why? Health and safety reasons.

I'm stopping in here until I am the last man.

I'm stopping in here until I am the last man.

That's really pathetic. In that case, fucking get out of your box

That's really pathetic. In that case, fucking get out of your box

and give up, then.

But you don't... You don't always win at everything.

But you don't... You don't always win at everything.

Of course I don't.

But at the end of the day, I'm giving this task a good effort.

But at the end of the day, I'm giving this task a good effort.

But at the end of the day, I'm giving this task a good effort.

I've played sport all my life, and I've always been ultra competitive.

I've played sport all my life, and I've always been ultra competitive.

I'm competitive.

I'm treating this as a sport. I'm treating this as a game.

I'm treating this as a sport. I'm treating this as a game.

This isn't a game.

Yeah?

This is mental pressure.

This is mental pressure.

Derek, Vanessa, Roberto, Science, Maxwell and Kemal are in the kitchen

Derek, Vanessa, Roberto, Science, Maxwell and Kemal are in the kitchen

Derek, Vanessa, Roberto, Science, Maxwell and Kemal are in the kitchen

and dining area.

That is deep! That's deep, isn't it?

That is deep! That's deep, isn't it?

Next level.

Maxwell, have you finished with your dirty tricks?

Maxwell, have you finished with your dirty tricks?

That's fair enough, I'll take it, because I owe you.

That's fair enough, I'll take it, because I owe you.

I was going to apologise for what happened the other day, but...

I was going to apologise for what happened the other day, but...

I was going to apologise for what happened the other day, but...

You can bring it on, man, don't worry.

You can bring it on, man, don't worry.

I deserve it.

At the end of the day, that shows what kind of man you are.

At the end of the day, that shows what kind of man you are.

You're a traitor, you're a liar and you're just a man that

You're a traitor, you're a liar and you're just a man that

I have lost all respect for.

I have lost all respect for.

You know it, man, you know it.

LAUGHTER

LAUGHTER

Roberto are you going to take that?

Roberto are you going to take that?

Well, I took it from Maxwell because I owe him once

Well, I took it from Maxwell because I owe him once

and I said I was going to apologise...

and I said I was going to apologise...

Oh, no... You don't like what's coming next.

Oh, no... You don't like what's coming next.

Next level, that is next level!

SCREAMING

SCREAMING

That is next level.

Poo-poo and all that's been in there, even though

Poo-poo and all that's been in there, even though

you lot don't mind pee-pee. I don't agree to that, I'm taking it out for you.

you lot don't mind pee-pee. I don't agree to that, I'm taking it out for you.

I never put it there, but I'm taking it out,

honestly I never put it there.

honestly I never put it there.

This is Big Brother, would Kemal come to the diary room.

This is Big Brother, would Kemal come to the diary room.

This is Big Brother, would Kemal come to the diary room.

That's the next level. I never did that.

That's the next level. I never did that.

That's disgusting.

The big guy wants you.

Frigging hell, doo-doos on here, too. Ooh, the doo-doo flicked around on me, too.

Frigging hell, doo-doos on here, too. Ooh, the doo-doo flicked around on me, too.

Frigging hell, doo-doos on here, too. Ooh, the doo-doo flicked around on me, too.

I'm not feeling that.

I'm not feeling that.

Hi, Big Brother.

Kemal, could you explain to Big Brother what you just did?

Kemal, could you explain to Big Brother what you just did?

I wanted it to be nice and moist in there for him.

I wanted it to be nice and moist in there for him.

So he would feel like he was in his mother's womb, or something.

So he would feel like he was in his mother's womb, or something.

And he could go back to a state where he can think about how

And he could go back to a state where he can think about how

he bullied me.

That's what I did.

And I don't feel bad about it,

because, at the end of the day, he had it coming to him big time.

because, at the end of the day, he had it coming to him big time.

He should... I didn't put anything harmful on him.

He should... I didn't put anything harmful on him.

It happened to me this morning, I lived through it.

All he's got to do is have a bit of a shower.

So, the bitch should never have messed with me.

So, the bitch should never have messed with me.

And I wouldn't normally do it,

but that man pissed me off and he is not having that luxury food.

but that man pissed me off and he is not having that luxury food.

Are we done? Can I go now?

Kemal...

Throwing the toilet brush onto Roberto's box,

Throwing the toilet brush onto Roberto's box,

is a serious breach of health and safety rules.

is a serious breach of health and safety rules.

It wasn't thrown, it was put in.

It didn't touch him and then it was taken out again,

It didn't touch him and then it was taken out again,

which I was going to take it out if someone hadn't.

I only left it in for two seconds.

Kemal, when you leave the diary room,

Big Brother advises you use the toilet, put on some warm

Big Brother advises you use the toilet, put on some warm

clothes and go and sit on the naughty step until further notice.

clothes and go and sit on the naughty step until further notice.

9:20 PM, Kemal is in the garden.

9:20 PM, Kemal is in the garden.

He's been on the naughty step for 1 hour 20 minutes.

He's been on the naughty step for 1 hour 20 minutes.

He's been on the naughty step for 1 hour 20 minutes.

I'm going to sue. I'm going to sue your fucking arse.

I'm going to sue. I'm going to sue your fucking arse.

You've made me ill, now.

HE COUGHS

HE COUGHS

I've got a cold.

Fucking tramps, I don't want to be on this show any more.

Fucking tramps, I don't want to be on this show any more.

I want to go home.

Can I go home? I don't want to be on the show, any more.

Can I go home? I don't want to be on the show, any more.

OK, I do, but... Please let me go inside. Hello?

OK, I do, but... Please let me go inside. Hello?

OK, I do, but... Please let me go inside. Hello?

Hello?

Why does no-one answer, I can hear people blatantly.

Why does no-one answer, I can hear people blatantly.

Woo-oo! Aah-aah!

Woo-oo! Aah-aah!

I'm going to scream until you let me go.

I'm going to scream until you let me go.

HE SCREAMS PITIFULLY

Ow, that really hurt.

HE SCREAMS INTERMITTENTLY

HE SCREAMS INTERMITTENTLY

This is Big Brother,

housemates are reminded to keep the noise in the garden to the minimum.

housemates are reminded to keep the noise in the garden to the minimum.

Kiss my arse, housemates are reminded.

Kiss my arse, housemates are reminded.

It was a series that wasn't short of rows, and Kemal was clearly

It was a series that wasn't short of rows, and Kemal was clearly

still not happy with Roberto, after an earlier dispute.

still not happy with Roberto, after an earlier dispute.

Kemal, he was a really amazing housemate, wasn't he?

Kemal, he was a really amazing housemate, wasn't he?

Kemal was brilliant, you had Makosi, Vanessa...

Kemal was brilliant, you had Makosi, Vanessa...

Makosi was so fascinating.

Makosi was so fascinating.

Makosi is the Oprah of Africa, guys.

Makosi is the Oprah of Africa, guys.

I don't think you realise.

I don't think you realise.

Makosi...

So, you know, I stalk ex-housemates, that's what I do in my private time.

So, you know, I stalk ex-housemates, that's what I do in my private time.

So, you know, I stalk ex-housemates, that's what I do in my private time.

Makosi is basically Africa's answer to Oprah.

Makosi is basically Africa's answer to Oprah.

She's got her own show out there and everything.

She's got her own show out there and everything.

So, tell everybody what it's called,

So, tell everybody what it's called,

because they've got to go onto YouTube and have a look.

because they've got to go onto YouTube and have a look.

Makosi Today.

So catchy. Brilliant. Sold.

So catchy. Brilliant. Sold.

But she was another person, right,

But she was another person, right,

that I would sit in the script meetings

that I would sit in the script meetings

and I would go Makosi is one of my favourite housemates,

and I would go Makosi is one of my favourite housemates,

because she just would stir it up and she kind of had

because she just would stir it up and she kind of had

because she just would stir it up and she kind of had

the hots for Anthony and it was like, how was she going to...

the hots for Anthony and it was like, how was she going to...

And we weren't sure whether she was telling us the truth about things

And we weren't sure whether she was telling us the truth about things

and had they done it in the jacuzzi or had they not done in the jacuzzi?

and had they done it in the jacuzzi or had they not done in the jacuzzi?

and had they done it in the jacuzzi or had they not done in the jacuzzi?

She tried to steal your pregnancy crown of Big Brother.

She tried to steal your pregnancy crown of Big Brother.

That whole pregnancy story was amazing.

That whole pregnancy story was amazing.

So, I gave her quite a hard time in the interview.

So, I gave her quite a hard time in the interview.

Oh, my God, the whipping I got for that interview. It was so interesting.

Oh, my God, the whipping I got for that interview. It was so interesting.

Oh, my God, the whipping I got for that interview. It was so interesting.

But I was like, she deserved it, she was wily. You know?

But I was like, she deserved it, she was wily. You know?

She was a brilliant housemate. She was amazing.

She was a brilliant housemate. She was amazing.

She was absolutely amazing.

It was funny, because afterwards, she was sort of,

It was funny, because afterwards, she was sort of,

"Well, Davina hated me," I absolutely didn't hate her at all.

"Well, Davina hated me," I absolutely didn't hate her at all.

Far from it. I thought she was the most amazing housemate.

Far from it. I thought she was the most amazing housemate.

And this is what we were talking about before,

And this is what we were talking about before,

that this... It is possible to know that potentially you might not

that this... It is possible to know that potentially you might not

get on with somebody in the outside world, but you love them!

get on with somebody in the outside world, but you love them!

get on with somebody in the outside world, but you love them!

Yeah, that's what this show does, you don't need to want to be

Yeah, that's what this show does, you don't need to want to be

Yeah, that's what this show does, you don't need to want to be

that person's best friend for them to be a brilliant housemate.

that person's best friend for them to be a brilliant housemate.

that person's best friend for them to be a brilliant housemate.

They were all so good, that series.

They were all so good, that series.

Welcome back to Big Brother Best Shows Ever,

Welcome back to Big Brother Best Shows Ever,

and we are revisiting 2005, Big Brother 6.

and we are revisiting 2005, Big Brother 6.

You know, it's funny how sometimes, the simplest of tasks are the best

You know, it's funny how sometimes, the simplest of tasks are the best

You know, it's funny how sometimes, the simplest of tasks are the best

to watch, and I was so nervous about the box task,

to watch, and I was so nervous about the box task,

but actually taking out their faces and just having their voices

but actually taking out their faces and just having their voices

coming from their boxes was a stroke of genius.

coming from their boxes was a stroke of genius.

coming from their boxes was a stroke of genius.

And I don't understand how they come up with these tasks,

And I don't understand how they come up with these tasks,

they're so clever and so inventive.

they're so clever and so inventive.

Mm.

And hats off to the task team, I think they are...

And hats off to the task team, I think they are...

They are the heart of Big Brother, I think. Oh, my god, completely.

They are the heart of Big Brother, I think. Oh, my god, completely.

The jokes from the tasks - I have never laughed

The jokes from the tasks - I have never laughed

so much in all my life.

Derek's picture on the front of the box...

Derek Laud! ..Derek's talking away. Derek Laud! What an icon!

Derek Laud! ..Derek's talking away. Derek Laud! What an icon!

Derek Laud! ..Derek's talking away. Derek Laud! What an icon!

An unspoken-about icon, a moment for Derek Laud!

An unspoken-about icon, a moment for Derek Laud!

This is our kitchen, Derek Laud - a moment for Derek Laud.

This is our kitchen, Derek Laud - a moment for Derek Laud.

He was so great, and extremely eloquent

He was so great, and extremely eloquent

and really good at describing things that were going on. Yeah.

and really good at describing things that were going on. Yeah.

His Diary Rooms were amazing.

His Diary Rooms were amazing.

They were really, really good, weren't they? Mm.

They were really, really good, weren't they? Mm.

NARRATOR: 10.03pm.

NARRATOR: 10.03pm.

The housemates' weekly shopping has been delivered to the store room.

The housemates' weekly shopping has been delivered to the store room.

The housemates' weekly shopping has been delivered to the store room.

They've decided to split their total budget of £77 into two.

They've decided to split their total budget of £77 into two.

They've decided to split their total budget of £77 into two.

Derek, Roberto and Craig

have spent their budget separately to the rest of the house.

have spent their budget separately to the rest of the house.

Makosi, Derek, Anthony, Roberto

Makosi, Derek, Anthony, Roberto

and Craig are the only housemates still taking part in the task.

and Craig are the only housemates still taking part in the task.

and Craig are the only housemates still taking part in the task.

They've been inside their boxes for ten hours and 26 minutes.

They've been inside their boxes for ten hours and 26 minutes.

They've been inside their boxes for ten hours and 26 minutes.

The winner will be given luxury meals and access to a luxury fridge.

The winner will be given luxury meals and access to a luxury fridge.

The winner will be given luxury meals and access to a luxury fridge.

Derek, make sure they don't take yours.

Derek, make sure they don't take yours.

Ours. Oh yeah, ours.

Ours. Oh yeah, ours.

Remember, it's in two different thingies. Whose is whose? Saskia...?

Remember, it's in two different thingies. Whose is whose? Saskia...?

Ow, nearly chopped your fingers there. Science...?

Ow, nearly chopped your fingers there. Science...?

Two lots. That's that.

Two lots. That's that.

Craig... Yeah?

Tell Vanessa to make sure our shopping's left alone. Vanessa...

Tell Vanessa to make sure our shopping's left alone. Vanessa...

Vanessa, leave their shopping alone, they said, it's in a box.

Vanessa, leave their shopping alone, they said, it's in a box.

We're not going to touch their shopping. No, we didn't say that.

We're not going to touch their shopping. No, we didn't say that.

Kemal... Yeah. I said make sure... I'm not allowed to talk to him.

Kemal... Yeah. I said make sure... I'm not allowed to talk to him.

Oh, are you not? Maxwell, can you talk, because I'm not allowed?

Oh, are you not? Maxwell, can you talk, because I'm not allowed?

What's the matter, Derek? Sweetheart, Maxwell. What?

What's the matter, Derek? Sweetheart, Maxwell. What?

I said, "Is our box out of the storeroom?" Yes. Great, thanks.

I said, "Is our box out of the storeroom?" Yes. Great, thanks.

I said, "Is our box out of the storeroom?" Yes. Great, thanks.

How many boxes did we get?

How many boxes did we get?

There's eight of us. Eight.

There's eight of us. Eight.

NARRATOR: 11.10pm. Vanessa and Sam are in the bedroom.

NARRATOR: 11.10pm. Vanessa and Sam are in the bedroom.

NARRATOR: 11.10pm. Vanessa and Sam are in the bedroom.

The rest of the housemates are in the kitchen and dining area.

The rest of the housemates are in the kitchen and dining area.

The rest of the housemates are in the kitchen and dining area.

She's got some...it's the most

fantastic set of lungs I've ever seen.

fantastic set of lungs I've ever seen.

Honest.

Do you know what I mean? They look really good tonight.

Do you know what I mean? They look really good tonight.

I can't really see.

They're not done well at all. They look crap.

They're not done well at all. They look crap.

BIG BROTHER: This is Big Brother.

Anthony, Craig, Derek, Makosi, Roberto -

Anthony, Craig, Derek, Makosi, Roberto -

Anthony, Craig, Derek, Makosi, Roberto -

Anthony, Craig, Derek, Makosi, Roberto -

there's now a compulsory ten-minute break in the task.

there's now a compulsory ten-minute break in the task.

Makosi, go and have a shower! You may not eat any food...

Makosi, go and have a shower! You may not eat any food...

Go and have a wash! ..at the end of your break.

Go and have a wash! ..at the end of your break.

I need a wee!

I need a wee!

How have you got a tan in a box?

How have you got a tan in a box?

This geezer makes me laugh.

This geezer makes me laugh.

Get out of the box!

Get out of the box!

Craig, do some exercise. Anthony, you're doing really well, you know.

Craig, do some exercise. Anthony, you're doing really well, you know.

Roberto? Yeah?

Are you going to stay where you are?

Are you going to stay where you are?

I'm not sure. I'm thinking.

I'm not sure. I'm thinking.

Well, let me get up first.

You are crazy, man. It's a nice place. Crazy man. Are you a madman?

You are crazy, man. It's a nice place. Crazy man. Are you a madman?

You are crazy, man. It's a nice place. Crazy man. Are you a madman?

BIG BROTHER: This is Big Brother.

Roberto, the ten-minute break in the task is compulsory.

Roberto, the ten-minute break in the task is compulsory.

Roberto, the ten-minute break in the task is compulsory.

If you stay in your box, it will be judged you have failed the task.

If you stay in your box, it will be judged you have failed the task.

If you stay in your box, it will be judged you have failed the task.

Come on, Roberto!

Come on, Roberto!

Out of the box!

Everyone's out.

Is Del Boy out?

We're supposed to stretch, right?

We're supposed to stretch, right?

Yeah, stretch, stretch your body.

Yeah, stretch, stretch your body.

Stretch, touch your toes. Swelling's gone down a lot.

Stretch, touch your toes. Swelling's gone down a lot.

Stretch your body, do that.

No, no, no, lift your legs up while you're doing it. My boobs!

No, no, no, lift your legs up while you're doing it. My boobs!

Do that. You want to see my titties.

No, I don't, I swear I'm trying to help you. Do that.

No, I don't, I swear I'm trying to help you. Do that.

Stretch yourself isn't it because you're going to be

back in there, you're going to start getting frustrated.

back in there, you're going to start getting frustrated.

And then, yeah, again.

I don't want to see your boobs, man, frigging hell,

I don't think about sex 24 hours.

NARRATOR: Two days ago, Roberto

threw a bowl of food over Maxwell's head.

threw a bowl of food over Maxwell's head.

Are you telling me you think you were bang out of order?

Are you telling me you think you were bang out of order?

I walked away and you came out giving it all the big 'un.

I walked away and you came out giving it all the big 'un.

All right, fair enough, I was out of order. Out of order.

All right, fair enough, I was out of order. Out of order.

All right, fair enough, I was out of order. Out of order.

But I don't appreciate the fact that you're lying, man.

But I don't appreciate the fact that you're lying, man.

What have I lied about? This. I didn't lie about that.

What have I lied about? This. I didn't lie about that.

I didn't get in trouble for that. No hard feelings.

I didn't get in trouble for that. No hard feelings.

I apologise for being out of order. All right, new week.

I apologise for being out of order. All right, new week.

It's a new week. New story, all right? Let's hope so.

It's a new week. New story, all right? Let's hope so.

It's a new week. New story, all right? Let's hope so.

Cool. No more moaning about the food.

Cool. No more moaning about the food.

Craig comes to the Diary Room to talk to big brother.

Craig comes to the Diary Room to talk to big brother.

Big Brother, how long does this task go on for?

Big Brother, how long does this task go on for?

BIG BROTHER: Craig, the winner of

the task is the last person to get out of their box.

the task is the last person to get out of their box.

If it takes a week, do we have to stay in there a whole week?

If it takes a week, do we have to stay in there a whole week?

Craig, the winner of the task is the last person to get out of their box.

Craig, the winner of the task is the last person to get out of their box.

Oh, my god. Big brother,

Oh, my god. Big brother,

can I have one of those bacon sandwiches that's in the fridge?

can I have one of those bacon sandwiches that's in the fridge?

The only food you can eat is the food that is in survival kit.

The only food you can eat is the food that is in survival kit.

The only food you can eat is the food that is in survival kit.

12.23am. Most of the housemates are in the kitchen and dining area.

12.23am. Most of the housemates are in the kitchen and dining area.

12.23am. Most of the housemates are in the kitchen and dining area.

It's been 11 hours and 57 minutes since the task started.

It's been 11 hours and 57 minutes since the task started.

It's been 11 hours and 57 minutes since the task started.

Makosi, Derek, Craig, Anthony

Makosi, Derek, Craig, Anthony

and Roberto are the only housemates still in their boxes.

and Roberto are the only housemates still in their boxes.

and Roberto are the only housemates still in their boxes.

I'm getting out. You're getting out?

I'm getting out. You're getting out?

Yeah, I can't...

I physically can't bear it any longer, it's actually hot. Good boy!

I physically can't bear it any longer, it's actually hot. Good boy!

Hideous! Hideous!

Hideous! Hideous!

Well done.

That was really difficult.

That was really difficult.

That was really hard, I just couldn't do any more.

That was really hard, I just couldn't do any more.

I just couldn't do it. Craig, you done amazing.

I just couldn't do it. Craig, you done amazing.

Do you know what, I was actually scaring off my head.

Do you know what, I was actually scaring off my head.

Max, is there enough pasta for Craig as well?

Max, is there enough pasta for Craig as well?

Oh, yeah.

I've left.

Oh, my god, you've left!

Oh! I had to, I was really spinning off my head.

Oh! I had to, I was really spinning off my head.

Aw!

Well done for your efforts anyway, you lasted quite long. Yeah, it was.

Well done for your efforts anyway, you lasted quite long. Yeah, it was.

You lasted really long. I tell you what, have a drink.

You lasted really long. I tell you what, have a drink.

It's not worth it because people like Robe...

You're never going to beat Roberto,

they're going to be in there for days.

Have a drink... There's just no point.

..and a bite to eat and you'll feel much better. I know.

..and a bite to eat and you'll feel much better. I know.

Well done, Craig.

I couldn't bear it any longer.

Can you leave me a couple of bits of those bacon whole please? No.

Can you leave me a couple of bits of those bacon whole please? No.

You what?

All right, then I'll take a couple, then, should I?

Wait, I'll leave you a couple, chill out, son.

Wait, I'll leave you a couple, chill out, son.

Not very nice, you won't like it, you're going to have to cook it up.

Not very nice, you won't like it, you're going to have to cook it up.

Well, it's not up to you to decide if I like it or not, is it? Do what?

Well, it's not up to you to decide if I like it or not, is it? Do what?

I couldn't take it any longer. It's all right, we needed you.

I couldn't take it any longer. It's all right, we needed you.

Craig... I'll do it for us, OK? Thank you, honey.

Craig... I'll do it for us, OK? Thank you, honey.

Craig, we needed you anyway, to make bread for us.

Craig, we needed you anyway, to make bread for us.

In bed in the morning. Huh? In bed in the morning.

In bed in the morning. Huh? In bed in the morning.

I know. We needed Craig to help us. In the morning, yeah. Yeah.

I know. We needed Craig to help us. In the morning, yeah. Yeah.

Why didn't you just go to sleep?

Because I suffer from claustrophobia and I was really pushed...

Because I suffer from claustrophobia and I was really pushed...

Yes, you must have claustrophobia,

you were in there for fuckin' 14 hours, it must be really bad.

you were in there for fuckin' 14 hours, it must be really bad.

Well, I gave it my best, so...

Well, I gave it my best, so...

..that was sufficient for me.

Bet you wish you just got out after five minutes now.

Bet you wish you just got out after five minutes now.

No, I don't, because it's... It's not about how long I lasted.

No, I don't, because it's... It's not about how long I lasted.

There you go, minge. There you are.

There you go, minge. There you are.

Don't call me a minge. Bitch.

Well done, Craig, congratulations.

Well done, Craig, congratulations.

I mean, the winner of that series, obviously, was Anthony.

I mean, the winner of that series, obviously, was Anthony.

And the love story there, it's your favourite. Craig!

And the love story there, it's your favourite. Craig!

And the love story there, it's your favourite. Craig!

I mean, the Big Brother romance. Unrequited.

I mean, the Big Brother romance. Unrequited.

Yeah, that was not a Big Brother romance

Yeah, that was not a Big Brother romance

but was probably one of the biggest Big Brother romances.

but was probably one of the biggest Big Brother romances.

I don't really know how to describe it.

I don't really know how to describe it.

Craig's love for Anthony new no bounds.

Craig's love for Anthony new no bounds.

It was... It was so obvious, it was blatant. ..beautiful.

It was... It was so obvious, it was blatant. ..beautiful.

It was painful.

It was a love that I think all of us have experienced at some point

It was a love that I think all of us have experienced at some point

when we loved someone so much,

when we loved someone so much,

and they just never were going to feel the same way.

and they just never were going to feel the same way.

You just can't have them.

Oh, it's terrible. They were, though... The pain.

..like an old married couple.

They rowed all the time and didn't have sex. Yeah.

They rowed all the time and didn't have sex. Yeah.

They were the epitome... No, yeah. ..of an old married couple.

They were the epitome... No, yeah. ..of an old married couple.

Hello, Rylan. Hope you're well, mate. Davina - all reet?

Hello, Rylan. Hope you're well, mate. Davina - all reet?

Hello, Rylan. Hope you're well, mate. Davina - all reet?

Big Brother 6 winner here, Anthony Hutton.

Big Brother 6 winner here, Anthony Hutton.

Great watching the show back, some absolutely amazing memories there.

Great watching the show back, some absolutely amazing memories there.

And who thought staying in a cardboard box could be so much fun?

And who thought staying in a cardboard box could be so much fun?

And who thought staying in a cardboard box could be so much fun?

One thing before I go - Davina, you used to imitate my cheesy

One thing before I go - Davina, you used to imitate my cheesy

disco '70s moves, but can you still do this one?

disco '70s moves, but can you still do this one?

Anyway, I'm off. Everybody, keep safe, all the best.

Anyway, I'm off. Everybody, keep safe, all the best.

Welcome back to Big Brother's Best Shows Ever - and this is series six.

Welcome back to Big Brother's Best Shows Ever - and this is series six.

Welcome back to Big Brother's Best Shows Ever - and this is series six.

Maxwell and Saskia are in the diary room.

Maxwell and Saskia are in the diary room.

I'd just like to say a couple of things.

I'd just like to say a couple of things.

As if Saskia's knees didn't go weak enough

the moment she walked through that front door a couple of weeks ago -

the moment she walked through that front door a couple of weeks ago -

you know, when she saw me - she has now plucked and prodded me

you know, when she saw me - she has now plucked and prodded me

and moulded me into a specimen worthy of a marriage.

and moulded me into a specimen worthy of a marriage.

and moulded me into a specimen worthy of a marriage.

Right? First of all, off came the nipple hair.

Right? First of all, off came the nipple hair.

Right? First of all, off came the nipple hair.

Smooth.

Secondly, she went to town on the old eyebrows.

Secondly, she went to town on the old eyebrows.

Sexy.

And I'm not being funny, I reckon if she sticks a tan on me,

And I'm not being funny, I reckon if she sticks a tan on me,

I grow a little bit more designer stubble,

you'll have to be buying yourself a new hat.

Because, I'm not being funny,

Because, I'm not being funny,

I could see a wedding on the cards, all right? Now...

I could see a wedding on the cards, all right? Now...

Look, nervous laughter, this is.

Look, nervous laughter, this is.

"Ooh, yes...!"

All jokes aside, this bird is absolutely off the hook.

All jokes aside, this bird is absolutely off the hook.

Aww, bless you. Yeah.

For such a small head it got such a beautiful face on it. All right?

For such a small head it got such a beautiful face on it. All right?

For such a small head it got such a beautiful face on it. All right?

But to find someone with breasts bigger than their head...

But to find someone with breasts bigger than their head...

You don't come across a bird like that every day of the week.

You don't come across a bird like that every day of the week.

So, you got to try and snap them up as soon as you can -

So, you got to try and snap them up as soon as you can -

and she can burp. Oh, I'll tell you what,

and she can burp. Oh, I'll tell you what,

she can wake the whole village with that work, I'm telling you.

she can wake the whole village with that work, I'm telling you.

Fuck the rooster, get Saskia in.

Fuck the rooster, get Saskia in.

WHISTLING

It's been 14 hours and 48 minutes since the task began.

It's been 14 hours and 48 minutes since the task began.

It's been 14 hours and 48 minutes since the task began.

Makosi, Derek, Anthony and Roberto are still inside their boxes.

Makosi, Derek, Anthony and Roberto are still inside their boxes.

Makosi, Derek, Anthony and Roberto are still inside their boxes.

DEREK: I find it...

..yeah, easier staying in this house the longer that this task endures.

..yeah, easier staying in this house the longer that this task endures.

..yeah, easier staying in this house the longer that this task endures.

ROBERTO: Hang on a second. Say again?

ROBERTO: Hang on a second. Say again?

Your hearing is so bad!

Your hearing is so bad!

It must, it must be, I don't know!

It must, it must be, I don't know!

I said, for me... Yeah. ..the longer this task goes on... Yeah.

I said, for me... Yeah. ..the longer this task goes on... Yeah.

I said, for me... Yeah. ..the longer this task goes on... Yeah.

..it's easier for me to stay inside.

..it's easier for me to stay inside.

Do you know what? I was thinking exactly the same thing, actually.

Do you know what? I was thinking exactly the same thing, actually.

I've had a better time in this box then I've had outside. Yeah.

I've had a better time in this box then I've had outside. Yeah.

This is so much more easier for me. It's ridiculous, isn't it?

This is so much more easier for me. It's ridiculous, isn't it?

Because I love... I love... I would be good in solitary confinement.

Because I love... I love... I would be good in solitary confinement.

Because I love... I love... I would be good in solitary confinement.

I spend hours, you know, reading and listening to music and walking

I spend hours, you know, reading and listening to music and walking

I spend hours, you know, reading and listening to music and walking

and riding and that sort of thing, and running,

and riding and that sort of thing, and running,

and I find it fantastic.

and I find it fantastic.

Well, me, too.

I find it easier to be here rather than place where... Yeah, I do.

I find it easier to be here rather than place where... Yeah, I do.

..where, you know, I do not interact with people.

..where, you know, I do not interact with people.

Well, there isn't anything to miss.

Well, there isn't anything to miss.

Yeah. I'm...

Yeah. I'm...

Will they dim the lights?

It would be nice, but I don't think so, because they never do out here.

It would be nice, but I don't think so, because they never do out here.

It would be nice, but I don't think so, because they never do out here.

Mm.

RYLAN: And we shouldn't forget just how long

some of the housemates stayed in those boxes.

some of the housemates stayed in those boxes.

The winners, Anthony, Derek and Roberto,

The winners, Anthony, Derek and Roberto,

were in there for 26 hours and 16 minutes.

were in there for 26 hours and 16 minutes.

So, that was day 16 - but, as a special treat,

So, that was day 16 - but, as a special treat,

we're going to fast forward to day 24 and the famous workhouse task.

we're going to fast forward to day 24 and the famous workhouse task.

we're going to fast forward to day 24 and the famous workhouse task.

It's been 49 minutes since Big Brother set the workhouse task.

It's been 49 minutes since Big Brother set the workhouse task.

It's been 49 minutes since Big Brother set the workhouse task.

Maxwell, unlucky worker number one,

Maxwell, unlucky worker number one,

is sorting multicoloured maggots into jars in room 101.

is sorting multicoloured maggots into jars in room 101.

is sorting multicoloured maggots into jars in room 101.

Maxwell is unaware that most of the doors are fake

Maxwell is unaware that most of the doors are fake

and that he will be the only housemate working

and that he will be the only housemate working

for the duration of the task.

for the duration of the task.

# By myself

# By myself

# By myself

# Any more

# No, yeah. #

# No, yeah. #

# No, yeah. #

Can you start reading it?

Right, "Housemates, this is this week's real task.

Right, "Housemates, this is this week's real task.

Right, "Housemates, this is this week's real task.

"Only one worker will be required to complete a shift

"Only one worker will be required to complete a shift

"each day in the workhouse.

"Worker number one is that housemate.

"Worker number one is that housemate.

"The remaining housemates will be treated to party food and drinks

"The remaining housemates will be treated to party food and drinks

"The remaining housemates will be treated to party food and drinks

"whilst worker number one completes their shift."

"whilst worker number one completes their shift."

LAUGHTER Aww.

No!

"The only way housemates will pass the task

"The only way housemates will pass the task

"is if worker number one is convinced that all housemates

"is if worker number one is convinced that all housemates

"have completed their shift in the workhouse each day."

"have completed their shift in the workhouse each day."

No way!

Shh!

Serious?

"Rules.

"If worker number one discovers that the housemates

"If worker number one discovers that the housemates

"have not been working, the task will be failed.

"have not been working, the task will be failed.

"If worker number one fails to start or complete their shift

"If worker number one fails to start or complete their shift

"for whatever reason, housemates will fail their task.

"for whatever reason, housemates will fail their task.

"Worker number one is in room 101."

"Worker number one is in room 101."

# Who's gonna drive me home tonight?

# Flee as you do tonight

# Flee as you do tonight

# With your eyes so bright. #

# With your eyes so bright. #

"Big Brother has also provided housemates with party food and games

"Big Brother has also provided housemates with party food and games

"in the garden to enjoy whilst working number one

"in the garden to enjoy whilst working number one

"completes their shift"!

Always quick for the food!

Vanessa, look what you've just bypassed.

Oh, my God!

It's so simple. Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Vanessa, chocolate!

I know! Chocolate fountain! Shh!

I know! Chocolate fountain! Shh!

I know! Chocolate fountain! Shh!

I know! Wonderful.

I know! Wonderful.

Thank you, Maxwell. Thank you, baby.

Thank you, Maxwell. Thank you, baby.

Oh, my God! Oh, I can't...!

Oh, my God! Oh, I can't...!

THEY SQUEAL

Oh, my God!

Bouncy castle!

Bouncy castle!

# I love you... #

Boring!

Such a great series.

This just goes to show how a good set of housemates

This just goes to show how a good set of housemates

This just goes to show how a good set of housemates

make their own show.

It's amazing. Exactly.

Make sure you join us tomorrow

for the final Big Brother: Best Shows Ever.

for the final Big Brother: Best Shows Ever.

Davina...

Night-night. Night-night.

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