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Can I borrow that for a second?
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Ugh.
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Jim?
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Sup stupid?
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So dad...
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Like, dad, dad?
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Like our-like our dad?
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Who else's dad would I be talking to you about?
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That's nuts.
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When's the funeral?
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In Kansas City, which means we have to leave...
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Wait, did you say tomorrow?
- Yeah.
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Oh, I can't go to that, dude.
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What do you mean? Yeah you can.
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No I can't. I have a lot
of shit going on here.
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I can't just leave everything, ok?
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Ten minutes ago you were passed out in a wigwam.
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Yeah, well... no
it wasn't a wigwam.
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Name one thing that you have to do.
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One.
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Like tomorrow?
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Well tomorrow is kind of more of a setup day.
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But I've got a lot of things to...
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If I named it, you wouldn't understand it because...
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It would-they're so
long-range that you wouldn't
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understand how they work.
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Just name one thing. One thing.
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I'm getting a bird tomorrow.
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I'm getting a bird. I can't
have the guy drop the bird
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off tomorrow and me not be there
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yeah, I'm being extremely serious, dude.
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It sounds like it's not a big thing...
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That doesn't count, Dave.
That's not...
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Dude, I appreciate this whole thing about you
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and don't think it doesn't touch me right here, dude.
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But... bottom line,
I just can't go.
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I'll give you a hundred and fifty dollars if you
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get in my car right now.
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Let's go.
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Hey dude, get dressed.
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We got to meet mom and
Michelle at the steak-
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get out of my room!
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It's my room too, Dave.
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You left and now it's my room, ok?
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Yeah, that's not how it works.
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That's kind of exactly
how it works. It's called
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the case of finders versus
keepers, and you're not involved
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what are you looking for?
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I'm looking for my Alonzo mourning rookie card.
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And please get out, because I'm trying to find it and
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your gonna screw up my whole process.
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But that's not why I want the
card. The card's worth like-
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where the hell are my avs posters?
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You're avs posters are gone.
I took those down.
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Why'd you take down my avalanche posters?
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Because the
avalanche suck, dude. Ok?
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Redwings are where it was at.
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I don't want any losers on my walls.
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Well where'd you put 'em?
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I don't-I don't want people
thinking I'm a chelio's fan.
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Nobody's gonna mistake you for a chelios fan, ok.
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Dude's a fucking warrior.
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You're definitely more of a forsberg guy.
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I think people can tell that.
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Please, get out of my room!
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I'm trying to help you.
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You're trying to bother me when I'm trying to work.
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Stop!
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If I wasn't so scared about tombstome pile driving you on
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top of the card I'm looking for
and breaking it, your ass would
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be on the ground right now. Ok?
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Dude, an Alonzo mourning card
is not worth a lot of money.
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It's gotta be worth at least ten grand by right now.
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I bet you ten grand that it's not worth ten grand.
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I'll be you ten grand that if you hit me with that
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umbrella again, I'm gonna knock your teeth out.
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Oww! Fuck, stop doing that!
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So you wanna shove that whole
garbage bag behind the toilet
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for like... two weeks, right?
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Pop a straw in it, make sure it doesn't blow up.
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There you go, you have a big bag of wine.
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You know it's free, right?
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What? Yeah. Just uh...
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Saving this for later.
Jeez is that Ok?
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My dad's dead, and this guy's being a fucking asshole.
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Yeah, last time I saw Devin he looked horrible.
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Devin? Who's that?
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Shut up, you don't know 'em.
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His hair's falling out.
- Gross.
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He's super fat.
- Woof.
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Looks like he has a sunburn all the time.
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My two boys!
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Oh mom, you found the wine.
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Hi mom.
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It's so good to see the two of you together again.
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I'm just glad we could get this guy down here.
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I just wish your father was here to see
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how handsome you both look.
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He always was so...
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It made him so happy to see his two boys together.
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Oh, I'm sorry honey.
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I... I'm going to go grab
some of nonna's biscotti.
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Can I bring either of you anything?
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I'm good.
- It's fine, thank you.
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Bye mom.
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Ok, here we go.
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I'll tell you what, she's right
though. We do look pretty fly.
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You look like an idiot.
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You're wearing a tuxedo to a funeral.
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You look like a valet.
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It's what you wear to a funeral.
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You don't wear a sweater and like a sweater tie,
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or whatever that is, ok?
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A sweater tie?
- You wear black.
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Hey, you know what time it is?
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Oh.
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You're wearing a watch which is what's fucked up.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Hey, what's up?
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What's that?
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Uh... our inheritance.
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Oh, nice. We rich, man?
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Not quite. We did get
the lake house though.
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Awesome, what else?
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Uh, that's it.
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Yeah, but apparently it's worth a fortune.
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Great. So I need
you to sign here.
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Then I'm going to go down to branson, talk to dad's
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business partner Charbineau.
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He's gonna sell it for us, we'll get big checks,
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I'll give you yours, I'll get mine...
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Because I need to get changed before we go.
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I'm definitely coming with-
you're not going by yourself.
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Dude, you're not coming with me.
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You're-I know what
you're trying to do.
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Dude, there's no deal. It's
all laid out in the will.
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It's simple. We sign it over.
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Not gonna know what to get, and what I need, ok?
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Oh, all my fucking basketball-
- Of value.
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All my fucking baseball cards.
- Of value.
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My Alonzo mourning rookie card.
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I have a game worn belford Jersey, three or four Simon
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games, I don't think you can even buy anymore.
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I don't even think Milton Bradley makes those anymore.
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Six month's later, everything seems to be Ok, right?
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No he didn't say I could borrow
the car, but I knew he was gonna
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be passed out all day, so the next thing I know,
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I'm getting pulled over.
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Whatever. I gotta
couple fake ids.
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What's in the trunk? Case of
Antonio menderes cologne.
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Stolen. Hot.
Malik told me it fell
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off a truck later, I don't believe that
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anyway, I get called in, become
a guest of the state for a
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couple months, and uh...
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Jim!
- Stop! Did you see that?
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I didn't do anything.
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It's an umbrella.
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Jim?
- It's an umbrella.
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Bad luck, illegal.
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Not-shouldn't be
doing it at dinner.
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Why would you do that?
- Are you twelve?
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Anyway, what were we talkin' about?
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Horsemilk? You said horsemilk.
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I like chocolate milk.
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That's why that whole story came out of that.
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Speaking of horsemilk, where's Matt?
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Max.
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His name's Max.
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He's asleep.
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He's tired.
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He's sleeping?
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Does he-is he austistic?
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David?
- Why would you say that?
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What?
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No, he doesn't have autism.
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He's four, dude. Little
kids sleep all the time.
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It's like they get tired.
They get real tired.
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So Dave, where are you living now?
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Because we keep sending you Christmas cards and you never
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why I'm not getting
those. But uh...
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In regards to where I live,
I've been kind of on the road.
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I've been kind of in and out of
places the last couple of years.
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Lot of private security things
that I've been puttin' together.
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Yeah, he worked at uh-he worked
at pranks for eight months,
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until he accidentally pepper sprayed himself.
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And his partner.
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What? No that's a fuckin' lie.
Who told you that?
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Hey, watch your mouth.
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Alright everyone, I'd like to
propose a toast to Ben brulet.
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Not just my brother but my best friend as well.
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I... I don't think there's
anyone at this table who's
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life wasn't changed for the better because of him.
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He was a great man.
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A great father, and a great brother.
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To the colonel.
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What are you doing?
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What is that?
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Dave?
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Jim!
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Come on.
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Are you joking?
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Are you crazy?
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What are you doing?
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Ahh!
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What?
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Stop that.
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What are you trying to prove?
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Jim, stop it!
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You're humiliating me.
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Stop it!
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Come on, baby.
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You're a fucking snake and I'm gonna expose you to
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the entire family.
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Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
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You know what you didn't take into account?
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You're humiliating me right now.
Stop it!
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I'm crazy.
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That's my card!
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Give me the card!
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No, no!
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No!
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Stop!
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Alonzo!
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Baby, stop it.
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Stop doing this!
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Oh my God.
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Stop! Honey, stop it.
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Come on, come on. Get up,
get over here.
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Are you boys done?
- I'm done.
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Are you boys done?
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I'm fine. I'm cool
as a cucumber.
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You're bleeding.
You're both bleeding.
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You're father would be in splits right now
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if he saw you like this.
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What the fuck? What the
hell are ya...?
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Did you say something?
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Because if you said something,
I wouldn't be able to hear it.
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Somebody, like, just broke my eardrum.
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So...
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You have to talk pretty loud.
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I can't believe you're married with a kid, dude.
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That is so fucked up.
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I know.
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It's not even like a tiny
person. That's what it is.
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If you fuck up showing him how to be a person,
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he turns really fucked up.
That's a lot of responsiblity.
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I think about this stuff all the time, Dave.
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Me too, dude, believe it or not.
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Yeah, if you would've hung out with me more...
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You know, recently, you would know stuff like that.
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Can we-have a...
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Have a sweat lodge sesh?
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Uh Ok, well that was called a vision quest.
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Totally different thing.
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Oh yeah?
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I had some deep shit going on.
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Because it looked like you were
passed out naked-
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00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:09,834
meditating.
259
00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:13,004
That wouldn't have been such a
shock to you, if you had maybe
260
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:16,841
hung out with me more and kinda known what I was into.
261
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,109
What the fuck are you talking about right now?
262
00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:20,879
I'm talking about that you never fucking...
263
00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:25,817
Had-gave two shits enough to
go find me until you had to.
264
00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:28,253
I don't-I don't feel bad, dude.
265
00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:29,754
Like...
266
00:11:29,756 --> 00:11:32,891
I went to college, I got a job.
267
00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:34,392
I'm starting to build a life.
268
00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:36,428
If you want to be part of that,
you can be part of it, man.
269
00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:38,229
But I'm not gonna chase you down to be your brother.
270
00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:39,798
Well I'm just saying...
271
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:42,867
Maybe give me a call once in awhile.
272
00:11:44,804 --> 00:11:48,707
You know, I hate fucking talk
radio though, so we gotta...
273
00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:51,710
I gotta lot of mix tapes I can bring, but...
274
00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:54,713
You think you're coming with me to branson?
275
00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:55,780
You really-you honestly think-
276
00:11:55,782 --> 00:11:57,215
I know I'm coming with you.
277
00:11:57,217 --> 00:12:01,720
Like, that? That display
convinced you take you with me?
278
00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:02,921
I'm not trying to convince you.
279
00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:04,055
I don't have to convince you of anything.
280
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:09,060
You saw the fucking protocol that Uncle Mitch gave us.
281
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,462
Half that house is mine.
282
00:12:10,464 --> 00:12:12,297
I'm pretty sure even more than half after that
283
00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:13,865
arm wrestling display.
284
00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:15,900
I think legally that's like a binding thing.
285
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:18,470
You're way more interested in
the law than I thought you were.
286
00:12:18,472 --> 00:12:20,405
I've been around it a lot.
287
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,006
We ruined our dad's funeral.
288
00:12:22,008 --> 00:12:23,475
That's why we gotta fix this, dude.
289
00:12:23,477 --> 00:12:25,944
This is the perfect chance to do it.
290
00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:28,079
I don't want the next funeral we show up to, you to pull
291
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,748
a piece on me or something.
292
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:31,516
Or a blade.
293
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,189
I have a blade on me.
294
00:12:58,010 --> 00:12:59,077
So dad's dead, huh?
295
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,414
Yeah, dude, dad's dead.
296
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,483
That sucks.
297
00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:08,787
It really-like
it fucking sucks.
298
00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:10,054
It's the worst.
299
00:13:12,324 --> 00:13:14,559
When was the last time you saw him?
300
00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:17,395
Can we not talk about this?
301
00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:19,430
So this is it, huh?
302
00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:22,100
Yep, two years of my life, man.
303
00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:23,434
Two years.
304
00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:25,103
Gives you that much.
305
00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:27,872
You didn't do any bullshit
double sp-oh yeah.
306
00:13:27,874 --> 00:13:31,242
I don't wanna be a weirdo...
307
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,444
But could you maybe put your pants back on?
308
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:34,479
While we're in the car?
309
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,347
Oh I never wear pants on the road.
310
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:37,081
Why?
311
00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:39,350
You should try it, man, I'm telling you.
312
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,252
Real freedom of movement down here.
313
00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:43,354
If you weren't in here, I wouldn't even have boxers on.
314
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:44,889
And the car wouldn't be moving.
315
00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:47,892
Good news is I got a lot of tapes.
316
00:13:47,894 --> 00:13:50,195
I picked up a lot a-
couple of mixed tapes.
317
00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:53,832
Couple of classics I just brought along anyways.
318
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,366
What the fuck are you doing?
319
00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:57,435
You're-you're ruining
my car with my books.
320
00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,170
How am I ruining it?
321
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:03,975
No, I want you put them in a bag or something.
322
00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:04,977
Where do you want me to do it?
323
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,177
In your hand. I don't know.
324
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,378
In your hand.
325
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,347
Haven't you ever eaten peanuts before?
326
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:12,951
We'll just do-well...
327
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,385
Do we even have a tape deck?
328
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:16,855
I don't know if it's the frequency of the radio, or the
329
00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:19,190
lines running together, I just get like hypnotized.
330
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:24,162
Full-time passenger for
the rest of the trip.
331
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,165
Oh my God. What are you doing?
332
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:29,167
What? I'm eating these donuts.
333
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:30,335
You're eating out of the garbage?
334
00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:33,338
So, that's disgusting.
What's wrong with you?
335
00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:35,506
They're not touching anything.
They were just on top.
336
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:37,342
Everything in that bin is dirty.
337
00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:40,979
So it doesn't get all the rest of this clean stuff dirty.
338
00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:43,047
You ever think that maybe I'm the way I am because
339
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,983
you made me this way?
340
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:47,418
You literally have a mouthfull of trash right now, and
341
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,020
somehow this is my fault?
342
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:50,321
Well...
343
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,190
You know what they say, one man's trash...
344
00:14:54,593 --> 00:14:56,494
Another man's treasure.
Another man's treasure.
345
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,162
Perfect example.
346
00:14:58,164 --> 00:14:59,931
Hope you get hepatitis.
347
00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:03,167
No way. Iron stomach.
348
00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:05,136
Not a rumble.
349
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:09,340
Are these hotdog cheeseburgers
more cheeseburgery or hotdogy?
350
00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:20,952
Check it out.
351
00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:23,121
The gal said nobody bought one in like a week.
352
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:25,189
Gonna throw them all out.
Total score, huh?
353
00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:26,457
Please get rid of those.
354
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,493
You don't have to tell me twice, brother.
355
00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:33,298
Mm mm mm.
356
00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:39,070
She wasn't kidding.
I don't know about a week.
357
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:42,073
C'mon, man! Jesus Christ.
358
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:46,210
Looks like dad's watch.
Where'd you get that?
359
00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:47,979
It is dad's watch.
He gave it to me.
360
00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:51,649
He gave-like after he
died you stole it from him?
361
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,584
He gave it to me two years ago when I graduated college?
362
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,086
Really?
- Yeah.
363
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:56,154
Let me see it.
364
00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:58,556
No. It's the only thing I have.
365
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,392
I don't even want a watch.
366
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,261
It's a road trip dude, we need some tunage, ok?
367
00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:05,063
That's half the fun of road trips.
368
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,664
A. Taking your pants off.
369
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:10,001
B. Listening to tight tunes
with your brother.
370
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:17,442
So you got a kid, you wrote a book, what else is new?
371
00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:18,743
See summer slam?
372
00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:22,146
It's a roadtrip, we need music.
What are you doing?
373
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,581
I want to listen to the twins game.
374
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,283
Well I don't, ok?
375
00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:27,452
Well, I don't care.
376
00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:29,654
You're really fucking harshin' the buzz on this roadtrip.
377
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:34,759
At least let me buy a discman
and some fireworks over here.
378
00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:36,061
Let me get some inexpensive headphones.
379
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:39,731
Dave.
380
00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:43,034
Dave?
381
00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:46,537
Dave!
382
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:51,642
Your fucking stereo is fucking sucking up all the juice.
383
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:54,112
Well, don't wear so many fucking layers.
384
00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:55,381
I'll wear whatever I want.
It's my car.
385
00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:56,781
I can't listen to music on my own discman?
386
00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:58,716
I can't do all these rules anymore, man.
387
00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:00,251
There wouldn't be any rules if I didn't have to
388
00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:03,588
just like act like a normal person for once in your life.
389
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:06,491
And you're just fucking laying these rules on me.
390
00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:08,559
I'm trying to be patient with you.
391
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:09,694
It's like goddamn Nazi Germany.
392
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:13,297
You're not allowed to say that.
My wife's Jewish.
393
00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:14,532
Give me the watch.
394
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,200
Dude, you're dreaming.
- I want the watch.
395
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,102
There's no way you're ever going to get this watch.
396
00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:20,671
Well, I'll take it if I want.
I'm asking you first.
397
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:22,340
I dare you, I fucking dare you.
398
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:23,674
Don't touch me, man.
399
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:26,177
Dude, I'm driving. Come on, man.
400
00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:28,279
Give me the hat.
- Give me my hat back.
401
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,381
Don't fuckin' hit me again, dude.
402
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,449
Do not fucking hit me again.
403
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,184
Or what? What are you
going to do?
404
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:35,319
You're breaking like four rules here.
405
00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:36,754
Go.
406
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:41,492
Let go. Don't fucking...
407
00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:33,611
I'm pretty sure the rest of my
cards are down here, and I know
408
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:37,215
I had doubles of the zoa card so
you better hope I can find it.
409
00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:38,783
And definitely all my karate trophies.
410
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:41,586
I don't remember you being any good at karate.
411
00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:43,221
I remember kicking your ass a bunch.
412
00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:44,422
I will give you one percent of my half of the house
413
00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:47,558
no. You're not getting
the watch, Dave.
414
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:56,501
Jesus. Look at all this trash.
415
00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:58,503
Maybe there's squatters living here.
416
00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:01,205
Were you partying down here, Dave?
417
00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:02,406
No.
418
00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:05,743
Fuck, it's locked.
419
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:11,782
Uncle Mitch didn't give you a key?
420
00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:13,718
No, he didn't give me a key.
421
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,586
I bet I can handle this.
422
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:20,758
Got it.
423
00:19:22,194 --> 00:19:24,162
Now this one's not even locked I don't think.
424
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,564
Spare key.
425
00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:28,633
Well open the fucking door, man.
426
00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:31,502
Move, dude, I have to go to the bathroom.
427
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:34,605
And don't touch my cards if you find 'em.
428
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:37,675
Were mom and dad, like, secret party animals?
429
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:55,393
I think we have a hole in the roof or some kind of
430
00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:58,396
water leak up here.
431
00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:00,398
Ah cripes.
432
00:20:05,637 --> 00:20:08,406
This place is trashed.
433
00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:09,907
Jesus.
434
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:22,386
Shit.
435
00:20:26,258 --> 00:20:27,225
Oww.
436
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:28,693
Fuck.
437
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:35,566
What are you doing down here?
We have a problem.
438
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,668
I'm trying to turn the power back on.
439
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:40,738
I think we have some pretty serious wasps.
440
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:44,475
We gotta fuckin' huge skunk I just saw in the bathroom.
441
00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:48,512
Now to lure it out, we're gonna
usually-we'll usually drill a
442
00:20:48,514 --> 00:20:51,549
hole in the central part of the
house, try and find one of its
443
00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:54,318
young. If it's the mother,
it will follow it out.
444
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,320
Get it right there, ok?
445
00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:58,389
Garbage bag, shovel, smash it,
446
00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:00,758
burn it, eat it, whatever ya want.
447
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:05,963
If it's the father, then we got
a whole other set of problems.
448
00:21:20,846 --> 00:21:23,547
Now the skunks are the worst.
449
00:21:23,882 --> 00:21:25,650
Oh dinosaur museum plus haunted house.
450
00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:27,385
That sounds spooky.
451
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:30,588
Just one more second.
452
00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:33,457
Have you got some patience in your pocket?
453
00:21:35,694 --> 00:21:37,728
Could we get a double for tonight?
454
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:39,430
Oh a double, let me look on the computer and
455
00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:40,898
see if we got one for ya.
456
00:21:42,734 --> 00:21:44,502
Yeah, looks like we're all booked up.
457
00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:46,337
Yeah, convention in town, I guess.
458
00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:48,539
Really? 'Cuz there's nobody
in the parking lot...
459
00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:50,941
Yeah, I guess the only thing available is the guesthouse,
460
00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:52,410
but that's where I'm staying.
461
00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:53,911
Yeah so if you guys wanna come over.
462
00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:56,080
I bet we can all squeeze in there.
463
00:21:57,316 --> 00:22:00,885
Just you on top of
me on top of him. Right?
464
00:22:03,589 --> 00:22:05,456
It's a joke. I'm jokin' with ya.
465
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:06,757
I'm jokin' with ya, buddy.
466
00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:08,693
I'm jokin' with ya.
It's fine, it's fine.
467
00:22:08,695 --> 00:22:12,963
Yeah, you can just get any single possible room in the
468
00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:15,966
we can get ya the honeymoon suite and that's got a
469
00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:17,368
a built in jacuzzi.
470
00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:20,338
And we got some champagne on ice for ya.
471
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:22,606
We got a two foot pyramid of flavored condoms that we put
472
00:22:22,608 --> 00:22:24,709
I like that, that sounds pretty good.
473
00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:26,110
No we just want a regular-
474
00:22:26,112 --> 00:22:27,812
the thing about this jacuzzi is it's an old jacuzzi.
475
00:22:27,814 --> 00:22:29,848
'Cuz I hate these new jacuzzis.
I hate having to break one in.
476
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:33,017
There's no television.
And there's one bed.
477
00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:34,819
So you guys will have to cuddle up with each other.
478
00:22:34,821 --> 00:22:36,721
What about the guest house thing
you were mentioning earlier?
479
00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:39,890
I've got four beds, but I push them all together.
480
00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:42,093
So don't worry though, I think we can all squeeze
481
00:22:42,095 --> 00:22:44,829
in there if we like.
482
00:22:44,831 --> 00:22:46,530
Can I talk to you outside for a second?
483
00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:49,567
Do you need help getting your bags outta your car?
484
00:22:49,569 --> 00:22:50,534
'Cuz I'm a...
485
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:53,504
...I'm a helpful little helper.
486
00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:55,973
Always a bridesmaid I guess.
487
00:22:57,509 --> 00:22:58,909
Fuck!
488
00:22:59,478 --> 00:23:00,845
That guy was kind of weird huh?
489
00:23:00,847 --> 00:23:04,715
I don't see us beating that honeymoon sweet deal though.
490
00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:06,617
There's no way that we're staying here.
491
00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:07,818
You're going back to the house with the skunks?
492
00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:09,387
I wouldn't suggest it.
493
00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:11,522
Alright, what do you want to do?
494
00:24:14,486 --> 00:24:17,455
Yeah, the guy with the wonder years haircut.
495
00:24:19,157 --> 00:24:20,958
Sir, may I see your room key please?
496
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,059
Yeah, sure.
497
00:24:30,001 --> 00:24:32,503
You know what, I think I left it in my room.
498
00:24:32,505 --> 00:24:35,005
Just tell me your room number and I'd be happy
499
00:24:35,007 --> 00:24:37,007
to go to the front desk and make you a new one.
500
00:24:40,512 --> 00:24:42,780
I don't have a room number.
501
00:24:42,782 --> 00:24:45,115
Because I don't have a room here.
502
00:24:45,117 --> 00:24:47,852
I'm stealing this breakfast.
503
00:24:48,553 --> 00:24:49,820
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you leave.
504
00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:50,688
Alright.
505
00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:56,260
Hey.
506
00:24:58,663 --> 00:24:59,730
Hey!
507
00:25:01,099 --> 00:25:01,966
Hey!
508
00:25:01,968 --> 00:25:03,868
Ah fuck.
509
00:25:03,870 --> 00:25:06,504
What are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
510
00:25:06,506 --> 00:25:08,072
What?
- What are you doing?
511
00:25:08,074 --> 00:25:09,540
I woke up, you were gone.
512
00:25:09,542 --> 00:25:10,808
You were trying to fuckin' leave me.
513
00:25:10,810 --> 00:25:14,545
I got you a fucking breakfast, dude.
514
00:25:14,547 --> 00:25:15,546
Get in the car.
515
00:25:15,548 --> 00:25:16,647
Fuck you.
516
00:25:18,984 --> 00:25:21,051
Get in the car.
517
00:25:27,026 --> 00:25:28,826
What the fuck?
518
00:25:45,777 --> 00:25:47,211
How did this place get so messy?
519
00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:48,679
I don't know what you're talking about man.
520
00:25:48,681 --> 00:25:49,813
It looks the same to me.
521
00:25:49,815 --> 00:25:51,181
What, are you blind?
522
00:25:51,183 --> 00:25:52,783
Mom and dad were neat freaks.
523
00:25:52,785 --> 00:25:54,785
This looks like homeless people lived here.
524
00:25:54,787 --> 00:25:57,154
Well if they were living here,
then they wouldn't be homeless.
525
00:25:57,156 --> 00:25:59,924
Well, I don't know... you're
living here and you're homeless.
526
00:25:59,926 --> 00:26:01,325
Well, you're here...
527
00:26:02,127 --> 00:26:04,061
Hmm?
528
00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:05,563
You're brain stopped working there for a second.
529
00:26:05,565 --> 00:26:07,164
Oh, check it out, dude.
530
00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:08,899
Found dad's old bowlng ball.
531
00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:10,134
Think it still works?
532
00:26:10,136 --> 00:26:12,336
Um, I'd assume so.
533
00:26:14,272 --> 00:26:16,240
Alright, all this stuff can come
out of my half of the house.
534
00:26:16,242 --> 00:26:19,343
Alright. But just wait until I
get out of the way before you-
535
00:26:19,345 --> 00:26:21,211
ohh!
- What the fuck dude?
536
00:26:21,213 --> 00:26:22,780
You gotta give me the watch
now because I got it first try.
537
00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:24,014
Those are the rules.
- I didn't agree to that.
538
00:26:24,016 --> 00:26:25,749
Gravity test, heads up.
539
00:26:25,751 --> 00:26:27,718
This is how you spot a dude who
just bought a jet ski, alright.
540
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,086
He's sitting like this.
541
00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:30,254
He's sitting like this, alright?
542
00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:33,624
You want your center of gravity all the way back.
543
00:26:33,626 --> 00:26:36,360
You want your butt almost in the water.
544
00:26:36,362 --> 00:26:42,366
This is for cigarrettes, whatever, kegger, anything.
545
00:26:42,368 --> 00:26:43,701
That's what you wanted to show me?
546
00:26:43,703 --> 00:26:44,768
Yeah.
547
00:26:44,770 --> 00:26:45,736
Come on man, we're gonna be late.
548
00:26:45,738 --> 00:26:46,904
Let's go meet Charbineau.
549
00:26:46,906 --> 00:26:49,907
You know him too. You've met
him like fifteen times.
550
00:26:49,909 --> 00:26:51,241
I don't know this guy. I've
never met this guy before.
551
00:26:51,243 --> 00:26:53,344
He's been dad's business partner your whole life.
552
00:26:53,346 --> 00:26:55,045
You've met him like
twenty-five fuckin' times.
553
00:26:55,047 --> 00:26:56,080
No, that's not true.
554
00:26:56,082 --> 00:26:57,114
Yeah, it is.
555
00:26:57,116 --> 00:26:58,749
Unless... wait, is he?
556
00:26:58,751 --> 00:27:00,818
He's not like a big, giant puerto rican guy, is he?
557
00:27:00,820 --> 00:27:03,954
Ok, I thought it was somebody else.
558
00:27:04,656 --> 00:27:05,856
Who was that guy dad used to hang out with?
559
00:27:05,858 --> 00:27:07,024
That puerto rican guy.
560
00:27:07,026 --> 00:27:08,993
That's not this guy, are you sure?
561
00:27:08,995 --> 00:27:10,229
I don't think you're thinking of dad.
562
00:27:11,763 --> 00:27:12,896
Well I know what dad looks like.
563
00:27:14,399 --> 00:27:15,132
Do you?
564
00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:16,767
Yeah.
565
00:27:21,806 --> 00:27:23,140
I think you want to go mezzanine first.
566
00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:25,009
Do mezzanine level first.
- Can you just stop?
567
00:27:25,011 --> 00:27:26,377
Do mezzanine level first, then check in,
568
00:27:26,379 --> 00:27:28,712
and then, were gonna...
- Stop, Dave.
569
00:27:32,917 --> 00:27:34,785
Did you hit it?
570
00:27:36,021 --> 00:27:37,788
We'll check in and then we'll...
571
00:27:42,193 --> 00:27:43,761
That was a cheap shot, man.
572
00:27:43,763 --> 00:27:44,962
Fuck you.
573
00:27:47,699 --> 00:27:49,066
Buggy, it's me.
574
00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:56,373
I... I want early bird and
elmo mo mo in the third.
575
00:27:56,375 --> 00:27:58,709
Ten large. No ten large.
576
00:27:58,711 --> 00:28:00,878
Each. Alright, bye bye.
577
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:03,247
Well, well, well.
578
00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:10,120
You had me worried you two.
579
00:28:10,122 --> 00:28:11,388
Your little tussle the other night.
580
00:28:11,390 --> 00:28:13,223
Look at ya. Look at ya.
581
00:28:13,225 --> 00:28:14,391
Just a little brotherly competition.
582
00:28:14,393 --> 00:28:17,961
Ah good.
- Which I won by the way.
583
00:28:17,963 --> 00:28:22,332
What business do we have here today, gentleman?
584
00:28:22,334 --> 00:28:24,702
We're just signing some papers and picking up some cash
585
00:28:24,704 --> 00:28:25,369
I think.
586
00:28:26,472 --> 00:28:28,172
Slow down there chief.
587
00:28:28,174 --> 00:28:29,740
Not quite that simple.
588
00:28:29,742 --> 00:28:31,875
Now I'm not sure if you've seen, but it's not exactly
589
00:28:31,877 --> 00:28:33,210
in it's best condition.
590
00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:37,448
It needs to go through a little restoration process.
591
00:28:37,450 --> 00:28:40,384
It's... let's see
what we got here.
592
00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:46,356
Yep, alright. There you go.
593
00:28:46,358 --> 00:28:49,927
Roof damage. A couple of
walls need retouching,
594
00:28:49,929 --> 00:28:53,297
new furnace, switchboard, uh pest control.
595
00:28:53,299 --> 00:28:56,033
It shouldn't be a problem to take care of.
596
00:28:56,035 --> 00:28:58,736
Just a couple weeks worth of work.
597
00:28:58,738 --> 00:29:00,738
We were sort of under the impression that we'd show up,
598
00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:03,841
sign it over to you, get some checks today possibly.
599
00:29:03,843 --> 00:29:08,045
Uh, I could try to sell it for you the way it is.
600
00:29:08,047 --> 00:29:11,348
The bigger problem, is that the off season just started,
601
00:29:11,350 --> 00:29:14,118
so noone's looking to
develop right now. But uh...
602
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:18,388
We know you have nowhere to go, but I have a job.
603
00:29:18,390 --> 00:29:20,190
Do we have a plan b?
604
00:29:20,192 --> 00:29:23,527
Well, the contractor can get this baby looking brand new.
605
00:29:23,529 --> 00:29:25,295
Couple weeks worth of work.
606
00:29:25,297 --> 00:29:29,266
Uh, that might be your best bet unless you want to, uh,
607
00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:30,968
ride it out until spring.
608
00:29:30,970 --> 00:29:32,336
Two months doesn't sound too bad.
609
00:29:32,338 --> 00:29:33,337
You need to stop talking.
610
00:29:33,339 --> 00:29:35,272
We're not going to do that.
611
00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:42,379
Sounds like to me hiring up a crew is the next step.
612
00:29:42,381 --> 00:29:45,149
Now I can make recommendations.
613
00:29:45,151 --> 00:29:47,317
Or I could put the whole thing together for you.
614
00:29:47,319 --> 00:29:49,953
Alright, alright, what kind of rip do you get on that?
615
00:29:49,955 --> 00:29:52,890
We use your goons, you get a kick back of what?
616
00:29:52,892 --> 00:29:56,794
20 percent?
That's the scam? Ok...
617
00:29:56,796 --> 00:29:58,862
That might work on these yokels here, asshole.
618
00:29:58,864 --> 00:30:01,865
But I've been rolled enough to see it coming.
619
00:30:01,867 --> 00:30:04,401
I see you coming, and I see right through you.
620
00:30:04,403 --> 00:30:06,403
I think what my dumb brother's
trying to say is we appreciate
621
00:30:06,405 --> 00:30:09,540
your help, we're not really in the position to bring
622
00:30:09,542 --> 00:30:13,844
what's this? What
are you doing here?
623
00:30:13,846 --> 00:30:16,847
What, you give me a hundred, I give you two hundred?
624
00:30:16,849 --> 00:30:18,081
Is this the cup in the ball?
625
00:30:18,083 --> 00:30:19,449
I don't know what's going on here.
626
00:30:19,451 --> 00:30:21,351
Jim, can I talk to you outside for a second?
627
00:30:22,387 --> 00:30:24,488
Yeah. Come here. I have
to talk to you outside.
628
00:30:24,490 --> 00:30:29,927
Me and you, fixing the house together.
629
00:30:29,929 --> 00:30:31,028
No. Absolutely not.
630
00:30:31,030 --> 00:30:31,929
Alright, listen. Hear me out.
631
00:30:31,931 --> 00:30:33,430
Listen, listen!
632
00:30:33,432 --> 00:30:34,398
I know how to do all the stuff.
633
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:36,200
I'll do all the floorplans.
634
00:30:36,202 --> 00:30:39,136
I'll write-I'll make
the blueprints myself.
635
00:30:39,138 --> 00:30:41,038
Dude, we don't know how to fix a fucking house.
636
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:43,240
I know how to fix houses. I
fixed houses for two years.
637
00:30:43,242 --> 00:30:45,242
Oh, when did you fix houses for two years?
638
00:30:45,244 --> 00:30:49,012
Tulsa? You mean when you
were working at a zoo?
639
00:30:49,014 --> 00:30:50,380
Yeah, I worked at a zoo,
building animal-
640
00:30:50,382 --> 00:30:54,184
you were a groundskeeper. You
were a groundskeeper at a zoo.
641
00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:56,887
You picked up dog shit and fed mice to snakes.
642
00:30:56,889 --> 00:30:59,523
Why would there be dogs at a zoo?
643
00:30:59,525 --> 00:31:01,525
The whole point of a zoo is
you get to see animals that you
644
00:31:01,527 --> 00:31:04,928
that's your first point?
That's your first point?
645
00:31:04,930 --> 00:31:10,133
Maybe the forty fucking houses
I built after hurricane Katrina
646
00:31:10,135 --> 00:31:13,103
where I volunteered, because I had to.
647
00:31:13,105 --> 00:31:14,471
Let's assume that you did know what you were doing.
648
00:31:14,473 --> 00:31:17,641
I don't have time to watch you dick around trying to
649
00:31:17,643 --> 00:31:19,243
fix a house. I gotta get
back to my life.
650
00:31:19,245 --> 00:31:20,878
My kid and my lady.
651
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:22,579
You're picking them over me.
652
00:31:22,581 --> 00:31:24,414
I'm not picking anybody over anybody.
653
00:31:24,416 --> 00:31:27,217
Sounds like your new family is a little more important
654
00:31:27,219 --> 00:31:29,953
dude, come on. I don't have an
old family or a new family.
655
00:31:29,955 --> 00:31:30,921
I have a family.
656
00:31:30,923 --> 00:31:32,356
But they need me now.
657
00:31:32,358 --> 00:31:34,992
If you won't do it for me, do it for dad.
658
00:31:34,994 --> 00:31:36,093
That's not cool.
659
00:31:36,095 --> 00:31:37,628
Don't fucking say shit like that.
660
00:31:37,630 --> 00:31:41,131
If you're not doing it for dad, do it for me.
661
00:31:43,134 --> 00:31:46,904
Well John, Dave and I were talking outside and I think...
662
00:31:46,906 --> 00:31:49,907
I think we're gonna take this renovations on ourselves.
663
00:31:49,909 --> 00:31:51,041
Is that a fact?
664
00:31:51,043 --> 00:31:52,175
Sure is.
665
00:31:53,211 --> 00:31:57,915
Well, I'm not gonna try and stop you.
666
00:31:57,917 --> 00:32:01,952
But... if I was a
betting man, and I am.
667
00:32:01,954 --> 00:32:04,655
I'd bet my balls that you don't
get passed the front door.
668
00:32:04,657 --> 00:32:06,356
Oh is that so? Well I
got news for you, John.
669
00:32:06,358 --> 00:32:09,092
I fixed that door last night actually, so...
670
00:32:09,460 --> 00:32:10,694
And that's a fact.
671
00:32:12,431 --> 00:32:15,198
I can fix that. I can fix that.
672
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:16,133
Fix that real quick.
673
00:32:16,135 --> 00:32:17,634
Nothing wrong.
674
00:32:17,636 --> 00:32:18,702
Probably fine.
675
00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:21,405
You know what, we'll put that on my tab.
676
00:32:21,407 --> 00:32:23,974
We'll get a tab going.
We'll put that on the tab.
677
00:32:23,976 --> 00:32:26,543
Boy you two, you remind me exactly of your father.
678
00:32:26,545 --> 00:32:28,078
Ah now he's trying to get into our head.
679
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,113
That's it, that's it.
680
00:32:30,115 --> 00:32:31,682
You boys go do what you need to do.
681
00:32:31,684 --> 00:32:34,384
I'll be here if you need me.
How does that sound?
682
00:32:34,386 --> 00:32:35,585
Great.
683
00:32:35,587 --> 00:32:39,990
In the meantime...
684
00:32:39,992 --> 00:32:44,127
Your father had me put together
a little nest egg for you.
685
00:32:50,535 --> 00:32:52,569
There's a lot of money here, man.
686
00:32:52,571 --> 00:32:55,072
He planned well for a rainy day.
687
00:32:55,074 --> 00:32:56,606
This is for the door.
688
00:32:56,608 --> 00:32:59,042
Well played kemosabe, well played.
689
00:33:22,533 --> 00:33:24,334
Dude, I guarentee that guys crew is the Russian mafia.
690
00:33:24,336 --> 00:33:26,503
He was talking about a construction crew, dummy.
691
00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:31,208
Russian mafia, dude. That's
what I'm telling you.
692
00:33:31,210 --> 00:33:32,576
They shang hai 'em by the dozen.
693
00:33:32,578 --> 00:33:34,344
They ship them in by the boatload, man.
694
00:33:34,346 --> 00:33:36,747
We do not want to get mixed up with that shit.
695
00:33:37,448 --> 00:33:40,283
Plus, we're gonna save a shitload of money.
696
00:33:40,285 --> 00:33:42,519
It's an awesome brother project
to do together which is like
697
00:33:42,521 --> 00:33:44,121
the reason we're down here.
698
00:33:44,123 --> 00:33:48,458
The car. I'll get the supplies
right now and come back.
699
00:33:48,460 --> 00:33:50,260
No.
- Why? Just killing two birds-
700
00:33:50,262 --> 00:33:51,294
I'm not going to let you drive my car.
701
00:33:51,296 --> 00:33:53,296
Why?
- 'Cuz you're a crazy person.
702
00:33:53,298 --> 00:33:55,298
No, I'm not. I know what to-
do you wanna go?
703
00:33:55,300 --> 00:33:57,501
No. I gotta-
704
00:33:57,503 --> 00:34:00,537
you download your blogcast and I'll go do the real work.
705
00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:02,172
Dude, this is a pretty involved thing.
706
00:34:02,174 --> 00:34:03,440
I feel like we should-
- I've walked around.
707
00:34:03,442 --> 00:34:05,642
Shouldn't we like talk to a guy or something?
708
00:34:05,644 --> 00:34:07,444
Yeah, we're the guys.
That's the best part.
709
00:34:07,446 --> 00:34:09,513
Just me and you. We
get to figure it out.
710
00:34:09,515 --> 00:34:12,516
So I'll bring it back and then we'll get started.
711
00:34:12,518 --> 00:34:14,217
Ok?
712
00:34:14,219 --> 00:34:16,353
Be careful with my car.
713
00:34:16,355 --> 00:34:18,155
Dude, you gotta learn how to trust me, alright?
714
00:34:18,157 --> 00:34:21,124
Alright, you stay here.
715
00:34:21,126 --> 00:34:24,261
Go play minesweeper or something and I'll be right back
716
00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:27,497
Come on, be careful!
717
00:34:30,701 --> 00:34:32,369
So I think we're gonna stay down here and
718
00:34:32,371 --> 00:34:35,705
I thought you were just supposed to go down there and
719
00:34:35,707 --> 00:34:38,108
get the deed and then...
Come home?
720
00:34:38,110 --> 00:34:42,179
Yeah, that's what I thought too, but this place is
721
00:34:42,181 --> 00:34:45,315
actually kinda trashed, and I think Dave wants to do it
722
00:34:45,317 --> 00:34:51,088
yeah, I know, but I haven't seen
him for awhile and we spent a
723
00:34:51,090 --> 00:34:53,156
lot time down here growin' up.
724
00:34:53,158 --> 00:34:55,258
I don't know, I just-
I can't explain it.
725
00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:59,196
You... can't fix a house, Jim.
I'm sorry. You couldn't
726
00:34:59,198 --> 00:35:02,732
even fix a drain when it was just clogged with hair.
727
00:35:02,734 --> 00:35:06,136
Yeah, I know. But this place
means a lot to me.
728
00:35:06,138 --> 00:35:08,305
I want to do this we got all our old stuff here.
729
00:35:08,307 --> 00:35:09,573
It should only be a couple days.
730
00:35:09,575 --> 00:35:12,776
Why don't you just hire somebody to do that...?
731
00:35:12,778 --> 00:35:14,811
Dave won't sign the deed unless we do this.
732
00:35:14,813 --> 00:35:18,315
Plus, this is like the last
thing I'll ever do for my dad,
733
00:35:18,317 --> 00:35:20,283
so I want to do it right.
734
00:35:38,369 --> 00:35:40,904
Un-fucking-believable.
735
00:35:43,307 --> 00:35:44,875
Dave, you were gone for three hours and you bought beer
736
00:35:44,877 --> 00:35:46,476
instead of supplies.
737
00:35:46,478 --> 00:35:48,211
What the fuck is wrong with you?
738
00:35:48,213 --> 00:35:51,348
Dude, I got a shitload of supplies in the car.
739
00:35:51,350 --> 00:35:52,582
Check it out, man.
740
00:35:52,584 --> 00:35:53,617
What is all this shit?
741
00:35:53,619 --> 00:35:54,918
Party pad.
742
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:58,655
No, that shirt-that is the
ugliest shirt I've ever seen.
743
00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:01,925
I found them outside some like old folks' home, so...
744
00:36:01,927 --> 00:36:03,760
Look, we're not here to make a party pad.
745
00:36:03,762 --> 00:36:06,730
We're here to fix what's broken
and get the fuck out of here.
746
00:36:12,203 --> 00:36:13,637
I've been working all day.
Getting all this stuff.
747
00:36:13,639 --> 00:36:15,272
I need this money, David.
748
00:36:15,274 --> 00:36:15,939
You want a cowboy hat?
749
00:36:15,941 --> 00:36:17,674
No, I want this money.
750
00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:18,775
I'm down to fix the house too.
751
00:36:18,777 --> 00:36:21,311
Why can't we have a little fun too?
752
00:36:21,313 --> 00:36:22,379
I see what you're lookin' at.
753
00:36:22,381 --> 00:36:23,613
Guess how much that was.
754
00:36:23,615 --> 00:36:24,915
I don't want to.
- Guess.
755
00:36:24,917 --> 00:36:26,550
I don't want to.
- Nine hundred bucks.
756
00:36:26,552 --> 00:36:27,784
You paid nine hundred dollars-?
757
00:36:27,786 --> 00:36:30,954
For virtual cop.
- Yeah, virtual cop two.
758
00:36:30,956 --> 00:36:33,223
There's a certain level of professionalism that
759
00:36:33,225 --> 00:36:34,691
we expect from everyone here.
760
00:36:34,693 --> 00:36:36,793
And that includes our associate professors.
761
00:36:36,795 --> 00:36:38,695
Now, I'm sorry about your father
but it's been over a week-
762
00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:42,265
Jim, Jim, Jim.
763
00:36:42,267 --> 00:36:43,600
I'm gonna call you back.
764
00:36:43,602 --> 00:36:44,401
What do you want? What?
765
00:36:44,403 --> 00:36:47,771
They got pretty much everything we need in there, ok?
766
00:36:47,773 --> 00:36:49,472
Supplies-wise.
767
00:36:49,474 --> 00:36:52,342
I definitely shoulda came here
first. That one's on me.
768
00:36:52,344 --> 00:36:54,244
Awesome. Let's go.
769
00:36:54,246 --> 00:36:57,247
But uh... bad news is they are
closed for some reason.
770
00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:01,418
I thought they closed at seven, dude?
771
00:37:01,420 --> 00:37:02,986
Maybe... is it like president's
day or something?
772
00:37:02,988 --> 00:37:06,890
Old timey photo place down the street.
773
00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:09,226
I say we head down there, get cowboyed up a little bit,
774
00:37:09,228 --> 00:37:11,294
maybe get some tombstone pics, and have fun.
775
00:37:11,296 --> 00:37:13,930
This whole trips supposed to be
a little bit of renaissance for
776
00:37:13,932 --> 00:37:15,932
a us both, right? Correct?
777
00:37:15,934 --> 00:37:17,400
No, not at all.
778
00:37:17,402 --> 00:37:18,969
I don't see why we can't do both, alright?
779
00:37:18,971 --> 00:37:21,605
Fix the house but also have some decent brother time.
780
00:37:21,607 --> 00:37:23,773
Now I say, we take these envelopes we got from
781
00:37:23,775 --> 00:37:26,576
Charbineau. They're full of
coupons and shit for amazing
782
00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:29,713
attractions around town, have some fun today.
783
00:37:29,715 --> 00:37:31,815
Then we start fixing the house.
784
00:37:31,817 --> 00:37:35,952
No. You can't get
any work done.
785
00:37:35,954 --> 00:37:37,554
The hardware store's closed.
We don't have any supplies.
786
00:37:37,556 --> 00:37:39,256
Work for my job, dummy.
787
00:37:39,258 --> 00:37:41,825
I'm already behind on like seven different things.
788
00:37:41,827 --> 00:37:42,826
We're doing this together.
789
00:37:42,828 --> 00:37:43,827
No we're not, Dave.
790
00:37:43,829 --> 00:37:48,531
I'm going back to the house.
Give me my keys.
791
00:37:49,001 --> 00:37:52,035
Now I'm thinking...
What I was saying before...
792
00:37:52,037 --> 00:37:56,606
What if you're like Wyatt earp's
like wife who's addicted to
793
00:37:56,608 --> 00:37:59,576
cough syrup. Because I feel
like you're kinda in that
794
00:37:59,578 --> 00:38:01,745
mode right now anyway where you're kinda being a bitch,
795
00:38:01,747 --> 00:38:02,946
and I feel like I'm gonna go a little bit more
796
00:38:02,948 --> 00:38:04,481
of a bill Paxton route.
797
00:38:04,483 --> 00:38:06,816
I feel like you're getting angry right now.
798
00:38:06,818 --> 00:38:09,386
Don't let my jacket touch the ground.
799
00:38:09,388 --> 00:38:11,321
Alright, now we're talking.
800
00:38:11,323 --> 00:38:12,856
Oh, Jim, check this out.
801
00:38:12,858 --> 00:38:14,024
Glug, glug, glub.
802
00:38:14,026 --> 00:38:15,859
Easy there buckaroo.
803
00:38:15,861 --> 00:38:18,328
I'm gonna need to see some ID now before I let you go
804
00:38:18,330 --> 00:38:20,530
drinking up all my swill.
805
00:38:21,733 --> 00:38:22,799
I'm just kidding of course.
806
00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:23,900
My name's grant.
807
00:38:23,902 --> 00:38:24,868
How you doin' grant?
808
00:38:24,870 --> 00:38:28,305
Well grant, we both grew up
in Minneapolis matter of fact.
809
00:38:28,307 --> 00:38:29,572
We're brothers.
810
00:38:29,574 --> 00:38:31,341
Ahh, Great Lakes up there.
811
00:38:31,343 --> 00:38:33,943
My son and I drowned a cat up there once.
812
00:38:33,945 --> 00:38:36,379
You don't say?
- That's right.
813
00:38:36,381 --> 00:38:40,450
Are looking to get a couple pictures taken.
814
00:38:40,452 --> 00:38:43,019
And I'm thinkin' like third act tombstone.
815
00:38:43,021 --> 00:38:47,357
You came to the right place, sir.
816
00:38:47,359 --> 00:38:48,058
Let's get you set up.
817
00:38:48,060 --> 00:38:49,359
Alright.
818
00:40:36,133 --> 00:40:37,133
They better be heavy.
819
00:40:37,135 --> 00:40:38,468
Yum yum, drink up.
820
00:40:38,470 --> 00:40:39,803
We payed ninety bucks for 'em.
821
00:40:39,805 --> 00:40:41,137
These are ninety dollar drinks?
822
00:40:41,139 --> 00:40:42,906
A piece, yeah.
823
00:40:42,908 --> 00:40:45,008
But I mean, they're for like eighteen people.
824
00:40:45,010 --> 00:40:47,777
So, have you guys had a chance to look at the menu?
825
00:40:47,779 --> 00:40:48,912
We need like another
minute to-
826
00:40:48,914 --> 00:40:50,113
I think we're good.
I'm gonna do...
827
00:40:50,115 --> 00:40:52,015
Let's do two chicken almond dings.
828
00:40:52,017 --> 00:40:53,917
Um... three of those
window specials.
829
00:40:53,919 --> 00:40:55,585
I saw a guy eating lo mein tacos, but I didn't
830
00:40:55,587 --> 00:40:58,555
yeah, they're on our very special menu.
831
00:40:58,557 --> 00:41:00,223
For very special costumers.
832
00:41:00,225 --> 00:41:02,525
She's already hooking us up.
I like this already.
833
00:41:02,527 --> 00:41:03,860
For drink wise...
834
00:41:03,862 --> 00:41:07,030
Other then these, just three Tequila shots,
835
00:41:07,032 --> 00:41:09,132
three orange whips, three beers.
836
00:41:09,134 --> 00:41:11,100
That's it, for right now.
837
00:41:11,102 --> 00:41:12,502
And you?
838
00:41:12,504 --> 00:41:13,703
Oh no, it's for both of us.
839
00:41:13,705 --> 00:41:15,205
We're brothers.
This is my brother.
840
00:41:15,207 --> 00:41:15,905
Hi.
841
00:41:15,907 --> 00:41:17,574
Oh hi.
842
00:41:17,576 --> 00:41:19,943
I'm Dave by the way.
I forgot to-so rude.
843
00:41:19,945 --> 00:41:21,077
Oh these are beautiful rings.
844
00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:23,112
Are those mood rings?
845
00:41:23,114 --> 00:41:25,014
I can tell because you look so happy.
846
00:41:25,016 --> 00:41:26,015
And you are?
847
00:41:26,017 --> 00:41:27,083
Jim.
848
00:41:27,085 --> 00:41:27,984
Petra.
849
00:41:27,986 --> 00:41:30,520
You have really nice hands.
850
00:41:30,522 --> 00:41:31,988
I'm actually married so, uh...
851
00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:33,756
Oh, me too.
852
00:41:33,758 --> 00:41:36,159
Hey me too. We're all married.
853
00:41:36,161 --> 00:41:36,993
No you're not.
854
00:41:36,995 --> 00:41:41,498
I'm gonna get your food order and deal with some other
855
00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:43,700
costumers. I will be back.
856
00:41:43,702 --> 00:41:46,636
Enjoy these drinks.
See you soon.
857
00:41:46,638 --> 00:41:48,238
Thank you, bye.
858
00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:50,240
Dude, what the fuck was that all about?
859
00:41:50,242 --> 00:41:52,976
You talking about being married and shit?
860
00:41:52,978 --> 00:41:54,844
Like she doesn't wanna know-
she didn't ask you that.
861
00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:56,646
She doesn't care about that, ok?
862
00:41:56,648 --> 00:41:57,947
Me and her had a thing going.
863
00:41:57,949 --> 00:42:00,517
You jumped in and tried to get in on it too,
864
00:42:00,519 --> 00:42:03,987
Ok, first off, she was flirting with both of us.
865
00:42:03,989 --> 00:42:06,890
No, first off, she was being polite to you.
866
00:42:06,892 --> 00:42:09,959
We had a flirt going, and you,
you kind of snuck in and she
867
00:42:09,961 --> 00:42:12,962
felt kind of obligated because
this is like her job to like
868
00:42:12,964 --> 00:42:14,664
make the costumers happy.
869
00:42:14,666 --> 00:42:17,066
You know that girl's a hooker, right?
870
00:42:18,302 --> 00:42:19,669
Sorry. That was inappropriate.
871
00:42:19,671 --> 00:42:22,005
That just shows what my feelings are.
872
00:42:22,007 --> 00:42:25,308
You talk about a guy's girl like that...
873
00:42:25,310 --> 00:42:28,811
I just had no idea that you had such a thing for hookers.
874
00:42:28,813 --> 00:42:32,015
She comes to this country from
Russia to try to make a living
875
00:42:32,017 --> 00:42:34,050
for herself and you are
belittling her-
876
00:42:34,052 --> 00:42:35,552
she's totally British.
877
00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:38,321
She's not... I know what
Russian girls sound like.
878
00:42:38,323 --> 00:42:39,822
You are the dumbest person I've ever met.
879
00:42:39,824 --> 00:42:41,190
She's Russian doing a British accent.
880
00:42:41,192 --> 00:42:43,159
You think she's a Russian
non-hooker, and
881
00:42:43,161 --> 00:42:45,028
she's a British whore.
882
00:42:45,030 --> 00:42:46,930
Let's just drop it.
883
00:42:48,032 --> 00:42:49,165
She's a whore.
884
00:42:49,167 --> 00:42:53,169
I'll do one for my wife and one for me.
885
00:42:53,171 --> 00:42:54,170
I love facial hair.
886
00:42:54,172 --> 00:42:55,572
Facial hair is so sexy.
887
00:42:55,574 --> 00:42:56,272
Right?
888
00:42:56,274 --> 00:42:57,574
Let's do one before I go.
889
00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:02,245
I'd grind you up and turn you into a hotdog.
890
00:43:02,247 --> 00:43:03,179
To your wife.
891
00:43:03,181 --> 00:43:07,650
I feel like we're really putting
this in progress tonight.
892
00:43:08,986 --> 00:43:13,056
Ebony and ivory go together...
893
00:43:13,058 --> 00:43:14,023
Who am I?
894
00:43:14,025 --> 00:43:14,857
Stevie wonder.
895
00:43:14,859 --> 00:43:16,092
Ray Charles.
896
00:43:16,094 --> 00:43:18,995
I don't smell like an idiot?
This is Louie ck, man.
897
00:43:18,997 --> 00:43:19,896
Yeah?
898
00:43:19,898 --> 00:43:20,763
Well. Good shit.
899
00:43:20,765 --> 00:43:22,231
Haha, look at these guys.
900
00:43:22,233 --> 00:43:25,168
What, this guy ever make out with a girl before?
901
00:43:25,170 --> 00:43:26,202
Look at him.
902
00:43:26,204 --> 00:43:27,604
He's fumbling around.
903
00:43:27,606 --> 00:43:29,872
Yeah, that's a joke.
904
00:43:29,874 --> 00:43:31,007
She's not that hot.
905
00:43:31,009 --> 00:43:32,241
Yeah, get it buddy.
906
00:43:32,243 --> 00:43:33,209
Yeah.
907
00:43:33,211 --> 00:43:34,744
Grab her ass.
908
00:43:34,746 --> 00:43:37,680
Grab her ass. Finish.
909
00:43:37,682 --> 00:43:42,919
Business in an alley way.
910
00:43:42,921 --> 00:43:44,087
Oww.
911
00:43:44,089 --> 00:43:45,254
What the fuck?
912
00:43:45,256 --> 00:43:49,025
How did a Latino bean and broccoli turtle
913
00:43:49,027 --> 00:43:50,293
end up in branson?
914
00:43:55,899 --> 00:43:57,200
What happened to you?
915
00:43:57,202 --> 00:43:58,968
I just got my ass kicked.
916
00:43:58,970 --> 00:44:00,703
I told you that girl was trouble.
917
00:44:00,705 --> 00:44:02,338
It wasn't her.
It was these guys.
918
00:44:02,340 --> 00:44:03,106
Those guys?
919
00:44:03,108 --> 00:44:04,807
Yeah.
920
00:44:04,809 --> 00:44:06,776
Well I guess we should get rid
of your karate trophies 'cuz...
921
00:44:06,778 --> 00:44:09,012
Me and my brother need to tell you a secret.
922
00:44:09,014 --> 00:44:10,213
Come here real quick.
923
00:44:10,215 --> 00:44:12,915
We just want to bury the hatchet.
924
00:44:12,917 --> 00:44:13,850
What are you doing, Dave?
925
00:44:13,852 --> 00:44:18,354
Jim, we'll figure it out.
We always do.
926
00:44:18,356 --> 00:44:19,389
No, we never do.
927
00:44:19,391 --> 00:44:22,659
Now, what I don't understand is, if these two guys
928
00:44:22,661 --> 00:44:23,928
are from Cleveland,
then where are you-
929
00:44:29,133 --> 00:44:31,300
You boys gonna be here a long time.
930
00:44:48,352 --> 00:44:49,986
See that?
931
00:44:49,988 --> 00:44:51,287
Aviator.
932
00:44:51,289 --> 00:44:52,689
That's me.
933
00:44:52,691 --> 00:44:54,724
Flying this ship.
934
00:44:55,826 --> 00:44:57,293
Now pick 'em up.
935
00:44:57,295 --> 00:44:58,895
What? No.
936
00:45:00,464 --> 00:45:02,432
That's alright.
937
00:45:02,434 --> 00:45:05,968
The point I'm trying to make is, I'm in charge.
938
00:45:05,970 --> 00:45:07,070
You understand?
939
00:45:07,072 --> 00:45:08,738
I'm the boss!
940
00:45:08,740 --> 00:45:09,939
Bruce!
941
00:45:09,941 --> 00:45:11,874
Heel.
942
00:45:13,877 --> 00:45:16,245
Well, well, well.
943
00:45:17,115 --> 00:45:18,715
I see you met my killer.
944
00:45:20,350 --> 00:45:24,153
Y'all be careful, because I say the word, he attacks.
945
00:45:25,723 --> 00:45:26,756
What's the word?
946
00:45:26,758 --> 00:45:27,957
Go.
947
00:45:27,959 --> 00:45:28,825
Stop.
948
00:45:28,827 --> 00:45:30,126
Did you say it?
949
00:45:30,128 --> 00:45:31,494
Or were you just telling 'em the word?
950
00:45:31,496 --> 00:45:33,062
I was telling 'em the word, Bruce.
951
00:45:33,064 --> 00:45:34,331
Alright, 'cuz I just wanted that word.
952
00:45:34,332 --> 00:45:35,164
He's anxious.
953
00:45:35,166 --> 00:45:36,332
He's hungry to kill.
954
00:45:36,334 --> 00:45:37,433
I want the word.
955
00:45:37,435 --> 00:45:40,169
Just like I'm hungry for a snack.
956
00:45:41,772 --> 00:45:43,072
Mmm.
957
00:45:44,942 --> 00:45:46,275
He's hungry.
958
00:45:46,944 --> 00:45:48,945
Do you want like a spoon?
959
00:45:48,947 --> 00:45:49,946
Huh?
960
00:45:49,948 --> 00:45:51,748
That you can eat with?
961
00:45:51,750 --> 00:45:52,849
We got spoons here.
962
00:45:52,851 --> 00:45:55,518
I happen to enjoy it oyster style.
963
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:59,388
Are we actually being charged with anything?
964
00:45:59,390 --> 00:46:01,958
'Cuz legally if you're gonna charge me with something,
965
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:04,293
you need to present me with a police report.
966
00:46:04,295 --> 00:46:06,496
Mm, yeah we got one.
967
00:46:06,498 --> 00:46:08,164
Gonna print out two copies right now.
968
00:46:08,166 --> 00:46:10,266
Oh I don't actually have it.
969
00:46:10,268 --> 00:46:12,235
Well, y'all don't go nowhere.
970
00:46:12,237 --> 00:46:14,137
Bruce and I'll be right back.
971
00:46:14,139 --> 00:46:17,807
Donna, can you print out them a police reports?
972
00:46:17,809 --> 00:46:19,442
Yeah.
973
00:46:20,878 --> 00:46:23,346
Smart shit with that police report, dude.
974
00:46:23,348 --> 00:46:25,114
Not really. I made it up.
975
00:46:25,116 --> 00:46:26,816
Really?
976
00:46:26,818 --> 00:46:29,252
It sounded real. Do you
think they know that?
977
00:46:29,254 --> 00:46:32,088
I don't know, but we gotta get
out of here as soon as possible,
978
00:46:32,090 --> 00:46:33,956
because you've already cost us a day on the house.
979
00:46:33,958 --> 00:46:35,825
Fuck you, give me a fucking break, dude.
980
00:46:37,828 --> 00:46:39,996
Everything I do is just so fucking stupid.
981
00:46:39,998 --> 00:46:41,998
And you have, like, so much more
important shit you have to do.
982
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:43,199
Yeah, I agree.
983
00:46:43,201 --> 00:46:45,268
At least I'm there when people need me.
984
00:46:45,270 --> 00:46:46,302
Oh, come on.
985
00:46:46,304 --> 00:46:48,571
I had to drive halfway across
the country to take you to your
986
00:46:48,573 --> 00:46:51,474
oh, now you're the fucking hero of the family.
987
00:46:51,476 --> 00:46:52,542
You can do whatever the fuck you want.
988
00:46:52,544 --> 00:46:54,143
Call everbody shitheads.
989
00:46:54,145 --> 00:46:54,977
That's all I'm saying.
990
00:46:54,979 --> 00:46:55,912
Yeah right.
991
00:46:55,914 --> 00:46:57,213
I'm there and you're not.
992
00:46:57,215 --> 00:46:58,281
When have I not been there?
993
00:46:58,283 --> 00:46:59,348
A ton of times, like...
994
00:47:01,118 --> 00:47:02,451
That time I went to rehab.
995
00:47:02,453 --> 00:47:03,953
Remember? Remember that?
996
00:47:03,955 --> 00:47:08,057
I was-I was like-I was having
some problems and you know mom
997
00:47:08,059 --> 00:47:10,259
and dad were there, and a couple
of other people were there,
998
00:47:10,261 --> 00:47:13,129
you know, everyone
was there but you. You know?
999
00:47:13,131 --> 00:47:17,466
You had some-you had some kind
of desimination you had to do.
1000
00:47:17,468 --> 00:47:21,470
Yeah, and that's like a book report kind of thing.
1001
00:47:21,472 --> 00:47:24,006
It sounds like a really important book report.
1002
00:47:24,008 --> 00:47:27,877
Yeah I've got a fucking
book report to do. Whatever.
1003
00:47:29,614 --> 00:47:32,315
The time I got arrested.
Remember when I got arrested?
1004
00:47:32,317 --> 00:47:34,250
Mom and dad were in Europe.
1005
00:47:34,252 --> 00:47:36,018
Boy, I got real comfy in that jail cell.
1006
00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:37,553
Nobody came and bailed me out.
1007
00:47:39,223 --> 00:47:40,289
Nobody showed up.
1008
00:47:40,291 --> 00:47:41,390
I was on a writer's fellowship.
1009
00:47:41,392 --> 00:47:46,128
I'm-I'm just being
such a shithead. I should
1010
00:47:46,130 --> 00:47:48,464
have known that you were on some writer's fellowship...
1011
00:47:48,466 --> 00:47:50,600
I'm sorry I missed all your fucking fork in the road
1012
00:47:50,602 --> 00:47:52,869
moments, Dave, but it looks like there's gonna be a
1013
00:47:52,871 --> 00:47:53,970
milion more....
1014
00:47:53,972 --> 00:47:55,304
Well, well, well.
1015
00:47:55,306 --> 00:47:57,006
It ain't looking too good, boys.
1016
00:47:58,409 --> 00:48:02,211
It turns out one of you's got a warrant in Springfield.
1017
00:48:02,213 --> 00:48:04,647
The other hasn't payed taxes in years, so...
1018
00:48:04,649 --> 00:48:06,549
I, I put a call in to the governor to see if I could get
1019
00:48:06,551 --> 00:48:08,951
you extradited, maybe you could
face these charges in the state
1020
00:48:08,953 --> 00:48:11,220
without the death penalty...
1021
00:48:11,222 --> 00:48:12,655
My hands are tied.
1022
00:48:12,657 --> 00:48:15,157
There ain't much more I can do.
You know-
1023
00:48:15,159 --> 00:48:18,261
alright, y'all are free
to go. So, uh...
1024
00:48:20,364 --> 00:48:22,598
Bruce, I thought we were gonna
sweat 'em out a little bit more.
1025
00:48:25,035 --> 00:48:26,569
Yeah.
1026
00:48:27,204 --> 00:48:31,607
Yeah, you guys are-
you guys are...
1027
00:48:31,609 --> 00:48:32,675
Yeah, ok. It's too late Bruce.
1028
00:48:32,677 --> 00:48:34,210
Nonetheless though.
1029
00:48:34,212 --> 00:48:37,546
You've each been implanted with
a micro chip so I'm gonna be
1030
00:48:37,548 --> 00:48:39,548
monitoring you from here on out.
1031
00:48:57,334 --> 00:48:58,601
What are you doing in dad's office?
1032
00:48:58,603 --> 00:49:01,604
Quit dicking around.
No, you're counting change.
1033
00:49:01,606 --> 00:49:02,505
You're stealing change.
1034
00:49:02,507 --> 00:49:03,606
I'm not stealing change.
1035
00:49:03,608 --> 00:49:04,473
Half of that change is mine.
1036
00:49:04,475 --> 00:49:09,312
I don't want all the nickles. I
want most of the quarters.
1037
00:49:09,314 --> 00:49:11,380
You don't get to have all the quarters.
1038
00:49:12,516 --> 00:49:14,150
Come on, we have to go figure out where to start.
1039
00:49:14,152 --> 00:49:16,285
I know, I know what we need to do.
1040
00:49:16,287 --> 00:49:18,054
I got this list from Charbineau.
1041
00:49:18,056 --> 00:49:20,156
It's got everything we need to do to the house on it.
1042
00:49:20,158 --> 00:49:21,324
You got a list from Charbineau?
1043
00:49:21,326 --> 00:49:23,092
Half this shit we can do today.
1044
00:49:23,094 --> 00:49:26,429
Well you seemed like you knew
everything that was going on
1045
00:49:26,431 --> 00:49:28,164
earlier, so...
1046
00:49:31,001 --> 00:49:32,435
We got work to do.
1047
00:50:35,033 --> 00:50:39,702
You almost hit me in the face with a hockey puck.
1048
00:50:39,704 --> 00:50:40,736
If I wanted to hit you in the face, I would've
1049
00:50:40,738 --> 00:50:41,637
hit you in the face.
1050
00:50:41,639 --> 00:50:45,741
Dude, you and me both know the
best work I do is in the crease.
1051
00:50:45,743 --> 00:50:47,777
That's not true. You
weren't ever any good.
1052
00:50:47,779 --> 00:50:50,179
Well, if I wasn't any good, why
don't you try and score on me.
1053
00:50:54,284 --> 00:50:56,786
So, if I score on you, you have
to go clean the dock right now.
1054
00:50:56,788 --> 00:50:58,521
Alright, dude, but if I shut you down, you've gotta
1055
00:50:58,523 --> 00:50:59,355
give me that watch.
1056
00:50:59,357 --> 00:51:02,391
Also if you get in my crease, I will take you down.
1057
00:51:02,393 --> 00:51:03,593
Ok? I'm not gonna
apologize for that.
1058
00:51:03,594 --> 00:51:05,628
That's just an instinct, alright?
1059
00:51:05,630 --> 00:51:06,729
From years of goal tending.
1060
00:51:06,731 --> 00:51:08,264
Number two, do not aim for my throat.
1061
00:51:08,266 --> 00:51:10,232
Oww, I'm not ready yet. Stop!
1062
00:51:10,234 --> 00:51:12,535
I'm not ready. I'm not.
1063
00:51:12,537 --> 00:51:14,203
I gotta get set you fuckin' wad.
1064
00:51:14,205 --> 00:51:16,806
'Cuz I just fucking scored, bro.
1065
00:51:16,808 --> 00:51:18,274
Now I'm ready. Try again.
1066
00:51:18,276 --> 00:51:21,110
Let's go. This is the
one that counts.
1067
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:24,580
Nice work, dipshit.
1068
00:51:25,782 --> 00:51:27,750
Ok, that one's coming out of my half.
1069
00:51:27,752 --> 00:51:29,385
They're open, dude. Don't worry.
1070
00:51:29,387 --> 00:51:33,856
This guy's selling churros. I
might try and check that out.
1071
00:51:34,558 --> 00:51:36,459
But uh, yeah...
1072
00:51:36,461 --> 00:51:37,793
Hey where're you going?
1073
00:51:41,866 --> 00:51:44,567
Welcome to the store.
May I help you?
1074
00:51:44,569 --> 00:51:45,734
Uh yeah.
1075
00:51:45,736 --> 00:51:47,670
Do you have wasp spray?
1076
00:51:47,672 --> 00:51:51,340
All of our insecticides are on aisle five.
1077
00:51:51,342 --> 00:51:52,741
Cool, thanks.
1078
00:51:55,178 --> 00:51:56,679
You guys still close at three?
1079
00:51:56,681 --> 00:51:59,482
Seven to seven every day, rain or shine.
1080
00:51:59,484 --> 00:52:00,449
What about yesterday?
1081
00:52:00,451 --> 00:52:02,418
Rain or shine. Seven to seven.
1082
00:52:02,420 --> 00:52:04,353
Every day.
1083
00:52:04,721 --> 00:52:06,322
Alright, thanks man.
1084
00:52:12,329 --> 00:52:13,562
Jackpot.
1085
00:52:19,503 --> 00:52:20,636
What's up, what's up?
1086
00:52:20,638 --> 00:52:22,204
What are you all mother fucker's doing?
1087
00:52:22,206 --> 00:52:24,740
Ah, I'm just playing. I'm
just playing. What's up?
1088
00:52:25,775 --> 00:52:26,842
Wow, divorce?
1089
00:52:26,844 --> 00:52:28,477
Yeah, yuck.
1090
00:52:28,479 --> 00:52:32,281
Actually it's not bad 'cuz I'm not miserable now, so...
1091
00:52:32,283 --> 00:52:33,349
Yeah.
1092
00:52:33,351 --> 00:52:34,783
You, you have a baby.
1093
00:52:34,785 --> 00:52:35,651
I know, right?
1094
00:52:35,653 --> 00:52:38,554
Wow. I'm so happy for you.
1095
00:52:38,556 --> 00:52:39,755
Jim, you're not going to believe this shit.
1096
00:52:39,757 --> 00:52:41,257
Next door, laser tag place?
1097
00:52:41,259 --> 00:52:43,225
Looking for supplies for the house.
1098
00:52:43,227 --> 00:52:45,194
Ended up getting jumped by a
bunch of construction workers.
1099
00:52:45,196 --> 00:52:46,195
Can you believe that shit?
1100
00:52:46,197 --> 00:52:47,863
Yes, actually I believe it.
1101
00:52:47,865 --> 00:52:49,798
Lauren Kennedy, do you remember my brother, Dave.
1102
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:51,400
Hey. What's up?
- Hi.
1103
00:52:51,402 --> 00:52:54,603
We went to camp together. Her
parents had a trampoline.
1104
00:52:55,572 --> 00:52:58,274
You guys used to bone down, didn't you?
1105
00:52:58,276 --> 00:52:59,808
We used to date, yeah.
1106
00:52:59,810 --> 00:53:02,244
You did-you took her virginity.
That's fucked up, dude.
1107
00:53:02,246 --> 00:53:03,679
Actually I took his.
For the record.
1108
00:53:03,681 --> 00:53:05,614
Ohhh.
1109
00:53:05,616 --> 00:53:09,718
Wait, what happened to you?
You got jumped outside?
1110
00:53:09,720 --> 00:53:13,255
I got like, just got hit by a motorcycle actually.
1111
00:53:13,257 --> 00:53:15,624
It was pretty crazy but I'm totally fine.
1112
00:53:15,626 --> 00:53:16,759
I'm good.
1113
00:53:16,761 --> 00:53:21,363
Out front, yeah. It just clipped
me. But... everbody's Ok.
1114
00:53:21,365 --> 00:53:22,531
Oh my God.
1115
00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:23,599
He's an idiot.
1116
00:53:23,601 --> 00:53:24,500
Where are your shoes?
1117
00:53:24,502 --> 00:53:25,601
Oh, lost 'em in the crash.
1118
00:53:25,603 --> 00:53:26,468
That's crazy.
1119
00:53:26,470 --> 00:53:27,369
Pop right off.
1120
00:53:27,371 --> 00:53:28,437
You didn't go pick 'em up?
1121
00:53:28,439 --> 00:53:29,805
I'm fine though.
I'm cool, I'm cool.
1122
00:53:29,807 --> 00:53:30,906
He might be kinda fucked up.
1123
00:53:30,908 --> 00:53:32,308
How long are you guys here for?
1124
00:53:32,310 --> 00:53:33,309
A couple days.
1125
00:53:33,311 --> 00:53:36,645
Ok, well if you want to catch up more, or whatever...
1126
00:53:36,647 --> 00:53:37,446
Great yeah.
1127
00:53:37,448 --> 00:53:38,747
Nice to see you.
1128
00:53:38,749 --> 00:53:40,416
I did not get jumped.
1129
00:53:40,418 --> 00:53:43,319
Bye, nice to see you.
Hope you feel better.
1130
00:53:43,321 --> 00:53:45,854
How many times have you been beat up the last few days?
1131
00:53:45,856 --> 00:53:49,225
You got her number. Help
you get over your wife.
1132
00:53:49,227 --> 00:53:51,794
Uh, I don't need to get over my wife, dummy.
1133
00:53:51,796 --> 00:53:54,330
Don't you hate her though, or something?
1134
00:53:54,332 --> 00:53:56,565
I'm probably thinking of somebody else.
1135
00:54:04,507 --> 00:54:06,275
Man, it's fun being back down here, right?
1136
00:54:06,277 --> 00:54:09,945
Did you lie to me about the hardware store being closed?
1137
00:54:09,947 --> 00:54:13,816
The guy at the counter said that
they were open the other day.
1138
00:54:13,818 --> 00:54:16,485
Well maybe that dude was lying,
you ever think about that?
1139
00:54:16,886 --> 00:54:18,420
Dad was always our coach, man.
1140
00:54:18,422 --> 00:54:20,823
Football, baseball, hockey, karate.
1141
00:54:20,825 --> 00:54:25,828
Anybody else teaching his kids how to do anything.
1142
00:54:25,830 --> 00:54:28,998
Yeah, we gotta find these karate uniforms, dude.
1143
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:32,935
You really think your old gi's gonna fit you smart guy?
1144
00:54:32,937 --> 00:54:34,970
No, I bet dad's will though, you fucking moron.
1145
00:54:34,972 --> 00:54:36,972
Uh, you might want to call your
karate association, 'cuz they
1146
00:54:36,974 --> 00:54:39,742
might not be cool with you upgrading like that.
1147
00:54:39,744 --> 00:54:40,676
Check this out.
1148
00:54:40,678 --> 00:54:41,677
Mystery safe.
1149
00:54:41,679 --> 00:54:42,544
Super cool.
1150
00:54:42,546 --> 00:54:45,414
I bet this thing is full of bear bonds, dude.
1151
00:54:45,416 --> 00:54:50,419
A bear bond-it's like in world
war ii, bears were really rare,
1152
00:54:50,421 --> 00:54:53,622
and then like, uh, you could buy like bonds.
1153
00:54:54,024 --> 00:54:55,824
I don't think that's what that is.
1154
00:54:55,826 --> 00:54:57,426
I can open this sucker
up, dude. Easy.
1155
00:54:57,428 --> 00:55:00,362
See if he can give us a locksmith.
1156
00:55:00,364 --> 00:55:01,764
Dude, then we gotta cut him in, man.
1157
00:55:01,766 --> 00:55:05,534
Actually... I'm not
really used to these.
1158
00:55:10,707 --> 00:55:12,608
Alright, that can come out of my half.
1159
00:55:32,429 --> 00:55:34,063
Dave?
1160
00:55:34,065 --> 00:55:35,898
Did you freeze all my shirts?
1161
00:55:41,339 --> 00:55:42,938
What are you doing?
Get out of here.
1162
00:55:42,940 --> 00:55:44,573
Is that wild things?
1163
00:55:44,575 --> 00:55:45,641
Yeah, get outta here!
1164
00:55:45,643 --> 00:55:46,542
Are you still going?
1165
00:55:46,544 --> 00:55:47,910
Go away. Now!
1166
00:55:47,912 --> 00:55:48,877
Are you still going?
1167
00:55:48,879 --> 00:55:51,680
Yes, I'm still going. Go away!
1168
00:55:51,682 --> 00:55:53,649
Fucking pervert.
1169
00:55:54,818 --> 00:55:56,418
I just feel like, I feel like
you're gonna break that window.
1170
00:55:56,420 --> 00:55:57,353
I'm not gonna break that window, ok?
1171
00:55:57,355 --> 00:55:58,120
It's a tennis ball, ok?
1172
00:55:58,122 --> 00:55:59,455
Don't worry about it.
1173
00:55:59,457 --> 00:56:00,823
You throw the ball up.
1174
00:56:00,825 --> 00:56:03,359
I hit the ball, hits the wasp nest, wasp nest falls.
1175
00:56:03,361 --> 00:56:04,693
We run, lock ourselves in the car.
1176
00:56:04,695 --> 00:56:06,995
Pull around, run over the wasp nest with the car.
1177
00:56:06,997 --> 00:56:08,997
Killing the wasps, k?
1178
00:56:08,999 --> 00:56:11,066
This seems like a really shitty plan.
1179
00:56:11,068 --> 00:56:12,868
It's not a shitty plan, ok?
1180
00:56:12,870 --> 00:56:14,670
I've done this four times, dude.
1181
00:56:14,672 --> 00:56:15,604
You've done this four times?
1182
00:56:15,606 --> 00:56:16,106
Yeah.
1183
00:56:16,107 --> 00:56:16,972
Did it work?
1184
00:56:16,974 --> 00:56:18,474
Yeah, it worked.
1185
00:56:18,476 --> 00:56:19,675
Three times.
1186
00:56:19,677 --> 00:56:21,410
What happened the fourth time?
1187
00:56:21,412 --> 00:56:22,845
Ball guy fucked up.
1188
00:56:22,847 --> 00:56:24,413
So...
1189
00:56:24,415 --> 00:56:25,581
Don't screw this up.
1190
00:56:26,483 --> 00:56:26,983
Ready?
1191
00:56:26,984 --> 00:56:27,716
Yep.
1192
00:56:27,718 --> 00:56:31,453
Get ready to run, 'cuz these guys are going to be pissed.
1193
00:56:41,498 --> 00:56:42,931
That's coming out of your half.
1194
00:56:42,933 --> 00:56:45,801
Fuckin' bat had like pine tar on it, or something.
1195
00:56:46,970 --> 00:56:48,137
You did?
1196
00:56:49,472 --> 00:56:50,906
That's awesome.
1197
00:56:52,742 --> 00:56:53,809
Hold on, hold on.
1198
00:56:53,811 --> 00:56:56,111
What are you...? Stop, stop.
1199
00:57:01,584 --> 00:57:03,719
Dude, all I'm saying is-like
irregardless of whether it's a
1200
00:57:03,721 --> 00:57:05,654
good idea or not, you can bet on wrestlemania.
1201
00:57:05,656 --> 00:57:08,624
It's just like paying attention to the characters.
1202
00:57:08,626 --> 00:57:10,692
Well, they're not characters.
They're athletes.
1203
00:57:10,694 --> 00:57:12,428
Oh, score dude.
1204
00:57:12,430 --> 00:57:15,597
Check it out. Surge alert.
Take a rip, dude.
1205
00:57:15,599 --> 00:57:16,165
Gross.
1206
00:57:16,167 --> 00:57:17,866
I'll race ya.
1207
00:57:18,935 --> 00:57:20,769
You're gonna get sick.
1208
00:57:21,438 --> 00:57:24,039
That's like fifteen years old, and surge is gross anyway.
1209
00:57:24,041 --> 00:57:27,209
These are worth a ton. I
shouldn't of fucking drank that.
1210
00:57:27,211 --> 00:57:28,977
You didn't open yours. That was
smart, dude. Profit.
1211
00:57:28,979 --> 00:57:31,079
You totally overestimate the collectables market.
1212
00:57:31,081 --> 00:57:32,815
Dude, shit is worth a lot of money.
1213
00:57:32,817 --> 00:57:34,950
No, it's not. It's really not.
1214
00:57:34,952 --> 00:57:36,452
Oh, shit dude.
1215
00:57:36,454 --> 00:57:39,621
This might be a little more your speed.
1216
00:57:43,026 --> 00:57:44,660
Oh dude. Super Jack pot.
1217
00:57:44,662 --> 00:57:45,828
What's that?
1218
00:57:45,830 --> 00:57:46,762
Party pills.
1219
00:57:46,764 --> 00:57:48,864
These are like tranquilizers.
1220
00:57:48,866 --> 00:57:51,066
Let's get this party started, dude.
1221
00:57:52,635 --> 00:57:54,770
Dude, these are for Steve when he got heartworms.
1222
00:57:54,772 --> 00:57:58,207
Yeah, they're tranqs dude.
They're like xanaxs.
1223
00:57:58,209 --> 00:58:00,943
You just gotta take like...
1224
00:58:00,945 --> 00:58:03,679
You gotta get the ratio of like dog to person.
1225
00:58:03,681 --> 00:58:06,748
So like if he needed two, I'll have like twelve.
1226
00:58:07,550 --> 00:58:08,951
It's not rocket science, dude.
1227
00:58:08,953 --> 00:58:10,953
Yeah, you're right. It's
like actual science.
1228
00:58:12,889 --> 00:58:14,156
You alright, man?
1229
00:58:14,158 --> 00:58:16,692
You look fucked up.
1230
00:58:16,694 --> 00:58:19,728
I just chugged that surge too fast.
1231
00:58:19,730 --> 00:58:22,498
Shit's like fifteen cups of coffee straight to the dong.
1232
00:58:22,500 --> 00:58:24,166
I'm pretty sure it's those dog pills.
1233
00:58:24,168 --> 00:58:26,001
Want me to take you to the vet?
1234
00:58:26,003 --> 00:58:27,236
Uneccessary.
1235
00:58:27,238 --> 00:58:29,905
Iron stomache man, I told you.
1236
00:58:34,277 --> 00:58:36,278
Oh hey, I got it.
1237
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:37,913
Check it out. I'm gonna kill
so many fucking wasps.
1238
00:58:37,915 --> 00:58:41,183
I'm gonna go kill some, like, churros real quick.
1239
00:58:41,185 --> 00:58:41,984
I'll be right back.
1240
00:59:09,979 --> 00:59:12,681
Jim, what is taking so long?
1241
00:59:12,683 --> 00:59:13,782
We're fixing a house.
1242
00:59:13,784 --> 00:59:14,883
This isn't easy.
1243
00:59:14,885 --> 00:59:18,253
Didn't you say that your dad's business partner had some
1244
00:59:18,255 --> 00:59:19,721
crew that he could hire?
1245
00:59:19,723 --> 00:59:21,823
That's gonna cost like thousands of dollars,
1246
00:59:21,825 --> 00:59:24,826
and Dave and I are doing this.
It's like a brother thing...
1247
00:59:24,828 --> 00:59:28,096
This isn't an excuse for you to
go run off and, like, live out
1248
00:59:28,098 --> 00:59:29,765
your childhood with your brother.
1249
00:59:29,767 --> 00:59:31,833
I'm not reliving my childhood.
1250
00:59:31,835 --> 00:59:32,935
I'm doing the best that I can.
1251
00:59:32,937 --> 00:59:34,169
I need you do something, Jim.
1252
00:59:34,171 --> 00:59:35,704
I need you to take action.
1253
00:59:35,706 --> 00:59:37,606
Like what? What do
you want me to do?
1254
00:59:37,608 --> 00:59:41,877
Hire the guys, get the money, and come home.
1255
00:59:44,013 --> 00:59:46,315
Yeah, it's right
off seventy-five.
1256
00:59:48,785 --> 00:59:49,851
What's up, Big Brother?
1257
00:59:49,853 --> 00:59:51,019
Go on a little nature hike?
1258
00:59:51,021 --> 00:59:52,654
Yeah I wanted to walk around the lake.
1259
00:59:54,090 --> 00:59:56,058
You look like you've had a productive day.
1260
00:59:56,060 --> 00:59:57,326
You fix that screen door.
1261
00:59:57,328 --> 01:00:00,596
I stole a bunch of this screen door stuff from this
1262
01:00:00,598 --> 01:00:02,798
country club down the street.
1263
01:00:03,367 --> 01:00:09,104
He was like... he said he paid
for all this shit that we broke
1264
01:00:09,106 --> 01:00:12,240
but I don't know what he's talking about there.
1265
01:00:12,242 --> 01:00:15,043
He also said he wanted to take us out to dinner tonight.
1266
01:00:15,045 --> 01:00:15,944
And I was like, I don't know about that.
1267
01:00:15,946 --> 01:00:17,045
Sounds kinda weird.
1268
01:00:17,047 --> 01:00:20,382
They were giving them away.
Can you believe that?
1269
01:00:20,384 --> 01:00:23,385
Just like some kind of jacket giveaway or something.
1270
01:00:23,387 --> 01:00:28,256
There was just like a whole room
of 'em just like racked up,
1271
01:00:28,258 --> 01:00:30,626
and I'm like, oh awesome.
I took like five.
1272
01:00:30,628 --> 01:00:32,828
Did you rob a coat room?
1273
01:00:34,998 --> 01:00:36,098
Rob a? No man.
1274
01:00:36,100 --> 01:00:36,999
Oh dude, check this out.
1275
01:00:38,167 --> 01:00:39,067
That's badass.
1276
01:00:39,069 --> 01:00:43,805
I did a bunch while you were gone doing whatever,
1277
01:00:43,807 --> 01:00:45,774
but we got like a ton of work.
I gotta big list.
1278
01:00:45,776 --> 01:00:46,742
Is this mine?
1279
01:00:46,744 --> 01:00:47,676
That's yours.
1280
01:00:47,678 --> 01:00:48,810
This is awesome.
1281
01:00:48,812 --> 01:00:50,278
We got two.
1282
01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:51,279
It's like Batman and Robin.
1283
01:00:51,281 --> 01:00:52,948
Suit up.
1284
01:00:52,950 --> 01:00:54,650
We gotta lot of work today.
1285
01:00:55,752 --> 01:00:56,952
What the fuck is that?
1286
01:00:56,954 --> 01:00:58,687
Hold on, we got intruders.
1287
01:00:58,689 --> 01:00:59,354
Dave.
1288
01:01:01,924 --> 01:01:02,758
Dave.
1289
01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:03,792
Hey, asshole.
1290
01:01:03,794 --> 01:01:05,327
Dave!
1291
01:01:05,329 --> 01:01:07,162
I'm giving you ten seconds to
get out of my fucking driveway.
1292
01:01:07,164 --> 01:01:09,698
Chill out. Chill out, chill out.
1293
01:01:09,700 --> 01:01:16,271
I'm giving you ten seconds to
get your piece of shit truck
1294
01:01:16,273 --> 01:01:18,874
out of my driveway, ok?
This is my property.
1295
01:01:18,876 --> 01:01:20,308
I was over there. I could
not hear you well.
1296
01:01:20,310 --> 01:01:23,211
Get your fuckin' goon squad out of my property.
1297
01:01:24,114 --> 01:01:25,881
What is this? What?
1298
01:01:25,883 --> 01:01:26,682
He's just joking.
1299
01:01:26,684 --> 01:01:27,282
You are very funny.
1300
01:01:27,284 --> 01:01:28,016
No, I'm not joking.
1301
01:01:28,018 --> 01:01:28,884
Are you Jim?
1302
01:01:28,886 --> 01:01:32,254
I'm javier. This is my
associate, Trevor.
1303
01:01:32,256 --> 01:01:33,355
I am Ivan.
1304
01:01:33,357 --> 01:01:36,992
Why are you, why do you know these guys?
1305
01:01:36,994 --> 01:01:38,160
Because I hired 'em.
1306
01:01:38,162 --> 01:01:39,127
For what?
1307
01:01:39,129 --> 01:01:40,762
To fix the fucking house.
1308
01:01:40,764 --> 01:01:42,064
We don't need any help with the fuckin' house.
1309
01:01:42,066 --> 01:01:43,465
We need so much help!
1310
01:01:43,467 --> 01:01:44,733
There's nothing wrong with it.
1311
01:01:44,735 --> 01:01:46,101
We have no idea what we're doing.
1312
01:01:46,103 --> 01:01:47,703
We just gotta-branches.
1313
01:01:47,705 --> 01:01:49,171
It's not branches.
1314
01:01:49,173 --> 01:01:50,238
We don't need four guys...
1315
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:52,074
You should put him in a birdcage.
1316
01:01:52,076 --> 01:01:56,111
So he can keep chirping to his heart's delite.
1317
01:01:56,113 --> 01:01:57,879
I got two chirps for you, ok?
1318
01:01:57,881 --> 01:01:59,915
One of them's gonna be me hitting you.
1319
01:01:59,917 --> 01:02:03,752
The other chirp's gonna be me kicking him in the dick.
1320
01:02:03,754 --> 01:02:04,319
What about me.
1321
01:02:04,321 --> 01:02:05,220
I'm still here.
1322
01:02:05,222 --> 01:02:06,154
Nah, it's not worth it.
1323
01:02:06,156 --> 01:02:07,089
Not even worth it, slim.
1324
01:02:07,091 --> 01:02:08,023
You want to hit me?
1325
01:02:08,025 --> 01:02:08,990
He doesn't want to hit you.
1326
01:02:08,992 --> 01:02:09,991
Get the fuck out of here.
1327
01:02:09,993 --> 01:02:11,393
Get in the fucking truck-
1328
01:02:11,395 --> 01:02:12,861
how 'bout I slap your face?
1329
01:02:12,863 --> 01:02:13,929
How 'bout you fucking try it?
1330
01:02:16,132 --> 01:02:17,499
Listen, we're doing you a favor.
1331
01:02:21,270 --> 01:02:22,437
Woah, hey.
1332
01:02:24,173 --> 01:02:25,807
Can I talk to you inside for a second?
1333
01:02:25,809 --> 01:02:27,909
Charbineau got this guy to give us a hell of a deal
1334
01:02:27,911 --> 01:02:31,513
I'm so fucking sick of your cut and run bullshit, dude.
1335
01:02:31,515 --> 01:02:33,915
You're taking something that's so awesome and special and
1336
01:02:33,917 --> 01:02:35,383
you're just fucking ruining it and I don't know why.
1337
01:02:35,385 --> 01:02:36,118
I'm ruining it?
1338
01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:41,089
On purpose. Ok?
This guy on the other hand,
1339
01:02:41,091 --> 01:02:43,792
can have us home within a week, checks in hand.
1340
01:02:43,794 --> 01:02:44,526
I don't care about that.
1341
01:02:44,528 --> 01:02:47,529
I don't trust this guy.
I don't trust Charbineau.
1342
01:02:47,531 --> 01:02:49,498
You know what, you're on the chopping block too, buddy.
1343
01:02:49,500 --> 01:02:51,366
Why do you have to make things so much more difficult?
1344
01:02:51,368 --> 01:02:53,535
Oh here comes Tim the tool man Taylor now.
1345
01:02:53,537 --> 01:02:55,804
You come to chirp with us, my little bird?
1346
01:02:57,039 --> 01:02:58,140
Dave?
1347
01:02:58,142 --> 01:02:59,174
You got iced out.
1348
01:02:59,809 --> 01:03:02,077
Ooh, I feel bad.
1349
01:03:02,079 --> 01:03:04,846
What the fuck is going on, man?
1350
01:03:04,848 --> 01:03:05,947
Huh?
1351
01:03:05,949 --> 01:03:07,082
Hey.
1352
01:03:07,084 --> 01:03:09,217
Look at him in his piece of shit car.
1353
01:03:09,219 --> 01:03:10,252
That's my car.
1354
01:03:10,254 --> 01:03:12,087
It's a piece of shit.
1355
01:03:12,522 --> 01:03:14,089
Woah, come on. Watch it.
1356
01:04:48,885 --> 01:04:50,085
Oh.
1357
01:04:50,087 --> 01:04:51,620
Hey, do you know where Petra is?
1358
01:04:51,622 --> 01:04:52,888
I'm sorry, what?
1359
01:04:53,923 --> 01:04:56,324
Do you where Petra is?
1360
01:04:56,326 --> 01:04:58,226
I understand English.
1361
01:04:58,228 --> 01:05:00,061
Are your pants on backwards?
1362
01:05:00,063 --> 01:05:03,365
No, my pants aren't... oh,
maybe, yeah. I drove here.
1363
01:05:03,367 --> 01:05:05,066
Why do you drive with pants on backwards?
1364
01:05:05,068 --> 01:05:06,368
I don't drive with my pants on backwards.
1365
01:05:06,370 --> 01:05:07,602
I drive with no pants.
1366
01:05:07,604 --> 01:05:08,570
It's this thing my dad taught me.
1367
01:05:08,572 --> 01:05:09,337
You wouldn't understand.
1368
01:05:09,339 --> 01:05:10,171
Do you work here?
1369
01:05:10,173 --> 01:05:11,973
Yes, but I just got off.
1370
01:05:11,975 --> 01:05:16,044
Yes, but why do you want her and not me.
1371
01:05:16,046 --> 01:05:17,346
What are you talking-
why would I want-?
1372
01:05:17,347 --> 01:05:18,380
Listen, I just met you.
1373
01:05:18,382 --> 01:05:19,214
Is that a joint?
1374
01:05:19,216 --> 01:05:20,582
No.
1375
01:05:20,584 --> 01:05:23,018
Can you get a joint?
1376
01:05:23,020 --> 01:05:25,287
All I'm saying is if you're gonna hire a bunch of guys
1377
01:05:25,289 --> 01:05:28,690
talk to me about it first, ok?
Why's that so hard.
1378
01:05:28,692 --> 01:05:29,591
I'm a grown up.
1379
01:05:29,593 --> 01:05:31,993
If you got a problem, let's talk about it.
1380
01:05:31,995 --> 01:05:34,596
Why don't you just apologize to
him and tell him all the things
1381
01:05:34,598 --> 01:05:36,264
you're telling me?
1382
01:05:36,266 --> 01:05:37,432
It's not that easy, lady.
1383
01:05:37,434 --> 01:05:38,566
Why not?
1384
01:05:38,568 --> 01:05:40,035
Is it because you're a man?
1385
01:05:40,037 --> 01:05:44,105
No, it's because we're brothers
and we're super competitive.
1386
01:05:44,107 --> 01:05:46,007
We've been fighting our whole lives.
1387
01:05:46,009 --> 01:05:48,276
I'm smarter than he is and I
think he's starting to realize
1388
01:05:48,278 --> 01:05:51,046
that, and that's pissing him off real bad.
1389
01:05:51,048 --> 01:05:52,047
You wouldn't understand.
1390
01:05:52,049 --> 01:05:54,449
Why would I not understand?
1391
01:05:54,451 --> 01:05:56,084
Wait, is Petra one of your sisters?
1392
01:05:56,086 --> 01:05:59,287
What-what is this
with you and Petra?
1393
01:05:59,289 --> 01:06:03,191
You know, I can do whatever it
is that you like that she does.
1394
01:06:03,193 --> 01:06:05,427
Don't worry about it.
Just, where is Petra?
1395
01:06:05,429 --> 01:06:07,696
I don't know. In Mr.
Charbineau's restaurant.
1396
01:06:07,698 --> 01:06:09,030
Is that Mr. Charbineau?
1397
01:06:09,032 --> 01:06:10,465
Hey, that guy is supposed to be our guy.
1398
01:06:10,467 --> 01:06:12,067
You get worked up very easily.
1399
01:06:12,069 --> 01:06:13,702
Does everybody in this fucking town know each other?
1400
01:06:13,704 --> 01:06:16,071
Everybody knows Mr.
Charbineau, you know?
1401
01:06:16,073 --> 01:06:18,173
You said he's at a restaurant?
1402
01:06:21,711 --> 01:06:24,279
Oh, you're on time.
1403
01:06:24,281 --> 01:06:27,515
Alright, lay down eight times on the redskins.
1404
01:06:27,517 --> 01:06:29,351
Gotta call, bye.
1405
01:06:32,188 --> 01:06:33,521
So, what's up?
1406
01:06:33,523 --> 01:06:35,757
You look sad.
1407
01:06:35,759 --> 01:06:37,125
I got a lot to be sad about.
1408
01:06:37,127 --> 01:06:37,625
Do you?
1409
01:06:37,627 --> 01:06:38,626
Yep.
1410
01:06:38,628 --> 01:06:41,029
You know, when I feel that way...
1411
01:06:44,166 --> 01:06:47,035
Two things you have to remember.
1412
01:06:47,037 --> 01:06:51,272
Know how to party.
Know how to forgive.
1413
01:06:53,309 --> 01:06:56,244
Honestly, John, that's the worst
advice anyone's ever given me.
1414
01:06:56,246 --> 01:07:00,382
That's what I thought when your father told it to me.
1415
01:07:00,384 --> 01:07:02,650
Now I have a surprise for you.
1416
01:07:02,652 --> 01:07:04,519
I want you to meet your dad's old gang.
1417
01:07:04,521 --> 01:07:10,392
Not like I'm gonna pop a cap in your ass, it's more like
1418
01:07:10,394 --> 01:07:14,796
legitimate business associates.
1419
01:07:14,798 --> 01:07:16,564
Ah, alright.
1420
01:07:16,566 --> 01:07:20,668
The guy cheating at cards, that's Jimmy two tone.
1421
01:07:20,670 --> 01:07:24,239
Nicky mo, and this is
Mr. ballbuster himself.
1422
01:07:25,307 --> 01:07:26,374
Who is this?
1423
01:07:26,376 --> 01:07:28,109
Who is this? Who is this?
1424
01:07:28,111 --> 01:07:29,244
No, who is this?
1425
01:07:29,246 --> 01:07:30,311
Look at the face.
1426
01:07:30,313 --> 01:07:31,413
Right, right.
1427
01:07:34,817 --> 01:07:37,318
And the apple is the bread.
1428
01:07:38,588 --> 01:07:40,789
And that is how you make a fruit sandwich.
1429
01:07:46,195 --> 01:07:47,796
Him I think you know. Ivan!
1430
01:07:47,798 --> 01:07:49,731
Gustovia, huh.
1431
01:07:54,603 --> 01:07:58,306
Remember, party, forgiveness.
1432
01:08:00,077 --> 01:08:04,245
Pretty good. Hey Ivan, I just
want to apologize for
1433
01:08:04,247 --> 01:08:07,549
oh no, no, no.
No apologies necessary.
1434
01:08:07,551 --> 01:08:08,716
No, no, no.
1435
01:08:08,718 --> 01:08:10,185
You are in the clear, my friend.
1436
01:08:12,089 --> 01:08:15,557
Here's to my new best friend, Jim.
1437
01:08:15,559 --> 01:08:17,292
Jim!
1438
01:08:19,095 --> 01:08:20,562
Happy Birthday, Jim!
1439
01:08:20,564 --> 01:08:21,729
Happy Birthday.
1440
01:08:21,731 --> 01:08:22,697
It's not my birthday.
1441
01:08:22,699 --> 01:08:23,765
That's my brother.
1442
01:08:25,201 --> 01:08:26,334
Is it your birthday?
1443
01:08:26,336 --> 01:08:28,403
I don't know.
1444
01:08:28,405 --> 01:08:33,508
I recently saw that movie Alice in wonderland, and they
1445
01:08:33,510 --> 01:08:37,846
celebrate every day it is not their birthday.
1446
01:08:37,848 --> 01:08:40,782
I see that movie and I say that
is going to be my life now,
1447
01:08:40,784 --> 01:08:42,117
so...
1448
01:08:44,788 --> 01:08:47,722
Hey!
1449
01:08:48,524 --> 01:08:51,259
How do I do it compared to you?
Hey!
1450
01:08:51,261 --> 01:08:54,629
I can do-I can do any voice.
1451
01:08:54,631 --> 01:08:57,599
Name a celebrity. Name one.
1452
01:08:58,534 --> 01:09:01,636
Let's get a bottle of renyaki for my friends here.
1453
01:09:03,172 --> 01:09:04,139
I'd love to stay for a drink.
1454
01:09:04,141 --> 01:09:05,507
So stay.
1455
01:09:05,509 --> 01:09:08,643
American style.
1456
01:09:08,645 --> 01:09:09,811
Let's tear down the walls.
1457
01:09:10,412 --> 01:09:11,880
Let's tear down the walls, Jim.
1458
01:09:11,882 --> 01:09:14,382
I've never shotgunned a beer before.
1459
01:09:14,384 --> 01:09:15,717
I've shotgunned other things.
1460
01:09:15,719 --> 01:09:17,585
Ahhh.
1461
01:09:17,587 --> 01:09:19,154
Other things.
1462
01:09:19,156 --> 01:09:21,456
Like a fucking person.
1463
01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:27,228
I've never killed anyone.
1464
01:09:28,564 --> 01:09:30,565
Dave, can I talk to you outside for a second?
1465
01:09:30,567 --> 01:09:33,334
I'll go outside with you, but I'm going back in, ok?
1466
01:09:33,802 --> 01:09:35,403
I'll be right back, alright?
1467
01:09:35,405 --> 01:09:36,671
Yes, yes, yes.
1468
01:09:36,673 --> 01:09:37,739
You'll be write back.
1469
01:09:37,741 --> 01:09:39,307
Get the renyakis going.
1470
01:09:39,309 --> 01:09:40,475
You better be ready when I get back.
1471
01:09:40,477 --> 01:09:42,844
We're shotgunning beers when I come back.
1472
01:09:42,846 --> 01:09:45,280
You come back or I'll fucking kill you.
1473
01:09:47,918 --> 01:09:49,717
I'm not joking, I'm not joking.
1474
01:09:49,719 --> 01:09:51,286
If he doesn't come back, we kill him.
1475
01:09:51,288 --> 01:09:52,620
Yeah, for sure.
1476
01:09:52,622 --> 01:09:54,756
Petra's friend brought me to meet with Charbineau.
1477
01:09:54,758 --> 01:09:57,725
Fucking Charbineau brought me.
1478
01:09:57,727 --> 01:10:00,228
He brought-oh Ok, sent
me a letter, brings you. Ok.
1479
01:10:00,230 --> 01:10:01,262
He set this up. I got it.
1480
01:10:01,264 --> 01:10:03,198
Very cool, very cool.
1481
01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:03,731
Let's head back in.
1482
01:10:03,733 --> 01:10:05,667
Wait, wait, wait.
1483
01:10:06,702 --> 01:10:09,971
I just want to say, uh, I'm
sorry for, uh, going behind your
1484
01:10:09,973 --> 01:10:11,940
back and hiring those guys.
1485
01:10:11,942 --> 01:10:14,442
Like, we said it was going to be like a brother project.
1486
01:10:14,444 --> 01:10:15,577
I should've consulted with you.
1487
01:10:15,579 --> 01:10:21,983
Plan's not going as smoothly
as I kinda talked it up to be.
1488
01:10:21,985 --> 01:10:24,852
And maybe tomorrow I'll get some
fresh eyes on those blueprints.
1489
01:10:24,854 --> 01:10:27,989
Maybe skim them, cut the-
trim the fat a little bit.
1490
01:10:27,991 --> 01:10:30,725
I really think we should consider hiring these guys.
1491
01:10:30,727 --> 01:10:31,593
You want to hire these guys?
1492
01:10:31,595 --> 01:10:35,730
They know less about building houses than me or you, k?
1493
01:10:35,732 --> 01:10:36,965
I don't think that's possible.
1494
01:10:36,967 --> 01:10:38,633
Dude, I got an idea.
1495
01:10:38,635 --> 01:10:41,603
Me and you head back in there, brother style.
1496
01:10:41,605 --> 01:10:45,506
We pull some Charbineau CIA
mindgame shit on them, let them
1497
01:10:45,508 --> 01:10:48,910
bring their guard down, maybe we cut a deal with them...
1498
01:10:48,912 --> 01:10:51,713
Dave, I think if we're gonna
accomplish this goal, like you
1499
01:10:51,715 --> 01:10:53,448
and I need to be like super responsible.
1500
01:10:53,450 --> 01:10:54,315
I agree.
1501
01:10:54,317 --> 01:10:55,016
Extremely responsible.
1502
01:10:55,018 --> 01:10:57,785
So let's get in there and butter 'em up.
1503
01:10:57,787 --> 01:10:59,988
I'm not going in there.
1504
01:10:59,990 --> 01:11:02,624
You know what, this is a good idea.
1505
01:11:02,626 --> 01:11:05,326
You go home, guard the house.
1506
01:11:05,328 --> 01:11:07,495
I'm gonna go in here, pull a little covert op.
1507
01:11:07,497 --> 01:11:10,732
Get them real drunk and then we
really find out what they're-
1508
01:11:10,734 --> 01:11:12,967
you know, see their whole hand.
1509
01:11:12,969 --> 01:11:16,004
You've got a secondary
initiative going. I like it.
1510
01:11:16,006 --> 01:11:18,339
I'm not going to do anything dumb, ok?
1511
01:11:18,341 --> 01:11:19,440
Uh, really?
1512
01:11:19,442 --> 01:11:20,642
I'm-I'm gonna do good cop.
1513
01:11:20,644 --> 01:11:22,043
Nope.
1514
01:11:45,701 --> 01:11:48,436
Lobster time!
1515
01:11:50,506 --> 01:11:52,407
Ahh!
1516
01:11:53,008 --> 01:11:56,811
U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A.
1517
01:11:57,946 --> 01:11:59,881
Ahh!
1518
01:12:05,921 --> 01:12:07,588
Dave worked there for
twenty-four hours then it
1519
01:12:07,590 --> 01:12:09,824
burned down. Total
coincidence he swears.
1520
01:12:10,959 --> 01:12:13,428
Seems like he's doing Ok with everything, though?
1521
01:12:13,430 --> 01:12:15,763
Uh, I don't know.
1522
01:12:15,765 --> 01:12:17,532
Like...
1523
01:12:17,534 --> 01:12:22,337
Sometimes I feel like he doesn't
care about anything, and then
1524
01:12:22,339 --> 01:12:24,839
every once in awhile I think he's...
1525
01:12:24,841 --> 01:12:31,112
There's like a-there's like
a thread of, like, normal.
1526
01:12:31,114 --> 01:12:35,350
And then it's like, it's as if
he catches me noticing that,
1527
01:12:35,352 --> 01:12:38,586
and he goes right back to being a weird robot asshole.
1528
01:12:38,588 --> 01:12:40,722
It's probably a defense mechanism.
1529
01:12:41,725 --> 01:12:43,958
But, like, that's a stupid thing to do.
1530
01:12:43,960 --> 01:12:49,630
Like, at first it's like, oh
yeah, you know let's help him
1531
01:12:49,632 --> 01:12:52,533
out, but then it just gets fucking old after awhile.
1532
01:12:52,535 --> 01:12:53,868
But what about you and your dad?
1533
01:12:53,870 --> 01:12:55,636
Why didn't you guys stay close?
1534
01:12:55,638 --> 01:12:58,473
Did Dave like tear apart your family or something?
1535
01:12:58,475 --> 01:12:59,073
No.
1536
01:12:59,075 --> 01:13:02,710
That's one of the only things Dave didn't ruin.
1537
01:13:02,712 --> 01:13:04,579
If anything he kept us closer.
1538
01:13:10,686 --> 01:13:12,920
You know half this house is mine?
1539
01:13:13,389 --> 01:13:15,656
Half of this arcade machine is mine, too.
1540
01:13:15,658 --> 01:13:17,625
I like this arcade machine.
1541
01:13:17,627 --> 01:13:18,726
I like it too.
1542
01:13:18,728 --> 01:13:20,762
Hey Ivan.
1543
01:13:21,029 --> 01:13:23,631
Are you just talking to her,
or are you talking to me too?
1544
01:13:23,633 --> 01:13:25,600
I was talking to her, but if you want to hang out...
1545
01:13:25,602 --> 01:13:26,734
Well I'm not here?
1546
01:13:26,736 --> 01:13:27,535
No, you're here.
1547
01:13:27,537 --> 01:13:28,870
Course you're here.
1548
01:13:31,006 --> 01:13:34,142
Uh, guys.
1549
01:13:34,144 --> 01:13:37,445
Hey, hey, no, not.
1550
01:13:37,447 --> 01:13:39,680
On my party porch, you kiss me.
1551
01:13:39,682 --> 01:13:41,015
And that's how it is, ok?
1552
01:13:41,017 --> 01:13:42,817
What? I kiss you the
fuck I like.
1553
01:13:42,819 --> 01:13:45,052
You know what, I'll kiss whoever the fuck I want too.
1554
01:13:45,054 --> 01:13:47,955
Mm. Mmm.
1555
01:13:47,957 --> 01:13:48,790
How do you like that?
1556
01:13:48,792 --> 01:13:52,894
Break the fucking thing up.
You don't kiss anyone, ok?
1557
01:13:52,896 --> 01:13:54,028
Oh oh oh.
1558
01:13:54,030 --> 01:13:55,930
You kiss me. That is it.
1559
01:13:55,932 --> 01:13:58,933
Hold on miss commi salami.
1560
01:13:58,935 --> 01:14:00,768
I'm the only one around
here-what is that?
1561
01:14:00,770 --> 01:14:03,538
I'm the only one allowed to have a gun around here.
1562
01:14:07,109 --> 01:14:08,743
Hey Bruce, you got any bullet proof vests we can
1563
01:14:08,745 --> 01:14:09,877
fuck around with?
1564
01:14:18,487 --> 01:14:19,587
Dave?
1565
01:14:20,589 --> 01:14:21,789
Dave!
1566
01:14:21,791 --> 01:14:23,057
Dave?
1567
01:14:29,999 --> 01:14:31,032
We're under attack.
1568
01:14:31,034 --> 01:14:31,933
I think it's that Russian guy.
1569
01:14:31,935 --> 01:14:35,803
He's gonna tear down the whole fucking house, man.
1570
01:14:35,805 --> 01:14:38,873
He's trying to tear down the house.
1571
01:14:38,875 --> 01:14:40,575
He's got a bulldozer.
1572
01:14:40,577 --> 01:14:42,677
They're not tearing it down.
They're fixing it up, dude.
1573
01:14:42,679 --> 01:14:47,081
I got Ivan to fucking hook us
up with his crew last night, ok?
1574
01:14:47,083 --> 01:14:48,583
It's all taken care of.
It's all cool.
1575
01:14:51,186 --> 01:14:52,019
Are you sure?
1576
01:14:52,021 --> 01:14:53,254
Yeah, I'm sure.
1577
01:14:56,793 --> 01:15:00,061
Can we talk about waking somebody up by smashing, like,
1578
01:15:00,063 --> 01:15:02,930
a fucking boat next to them or whatever you did?
1579
01:15:02,932 --> 01:15:04,799
Is she breathing?
1580
01:15:04,801 --> 01:15:05,600
I don't know.
1581
01:15:05,602 --> 01:15:06,634
Check her pulse?
1582
01:15:06,636 --> 01:15:07,768
No, you check her pulse.
1583
01:15:07,770 --> 01:15:09,103
She's your fucking girlfriend.
1584
01:15:09,105 --> 01:15:09,971
She say that?
1585
01:15:09,973 --> 01:15:10,872
No.
1586
01:15:10,874 --> 01:15:12,540
Alright, I'll do it.
1587
01:15:14,109 --> 01:15:15,843
You up?
1588
01:15:15,845 --> 01:15:16,711
Wake up.
1589
01:15:16,713 --> 01:15:17,712
Baby, wake up.
1590
01:15:17,714 --> 01:15:19,213
Get up!
1591
01:15:19,215 --> 01:15:20,915
C'mon babe.
1592
01:15:21,617 --> 01:15:23,551
There she is. See, she's fine.
1593
01:15:25,787 --> 01:15:27,788
Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off.
1594
01:15:27,790 --> 01:15:31,826
You man, sparky, come here.
1595
01:15:31,994 --> 01:15:35,830
Get this fucking chain and throw it.
1596
01:15:35,832 --> 01:15:37,665
If you're doing, like, the
fucking thing where it's like a
1597
01:15:37,667 --> 01:15:40,201
different state so it doesn't
count, that only works if you
1598
01:15:40,203 --> 01:15:41,769
went down on her.
1599
01:15:41,771 --> 01:15:42,770
Oh we got company.
1600
01:15:42,772 --> 01:15:43,738
Hey John.
1601
01:15:43,740 --> 01:15:44,672
What are you doin' here?
1602
01:15:46,575 --> 01:15:48,109
Oh, it was Edgar's idea.
1603
01:15:48,111 --> 01:15:50,545
Wanted to stretch his paws.
Thought we'd drop by.
1604
01:15:50,547 --> 01:15:51,145
Edgar?
1605
01:15:51,147 --> 01:15:52,914
My cat.
1606
01:15:55,217 --> 01:15:56,817
Shit.
1607
01:15:57,819 --> 01:15:59,320
Oh well.
1608
01:15:59,322 --> 01:16:00,755
Well, well, well.
1609
01:16:00,757 --> 01:16:02,290
Not too bad, huh?
1610
01:16:04,660 --> 01:16:07,094
If your father were alive he'd be very proud of you.
1611
01:16:09,831 --> 01:16:11,766
Very proud of you.
1612
01:16:12,067 --> 01:16:13,634
I appreciate that.
1613
01:16:13,636 --> 01:16:15,937
Um, it's actually mostly Dave.
1614
01:16:15,939 --> 01:16:16,837
Is that a fact?
1615
01:16:16,839 --> 01:16:18,005
Surprising, right?
1616
01:16:18,007 --> 01:16:19,974
Well played, well played.
1617
01:16:19,976 --> 01:16:21,776
Thank you, John.
1618
01:16:21,778 --> 01:16:24,845
So I guess the boys will do the work, and you can
1619
01:16:24,847 --> 01:16:25,846
get on with your lives now?
1620
01:16:25,848 --> 01:16:30,151
No, no, no. I work with these
boys all the time.
1621
01:16:30,153 --> 01:16:35,122
With all due respect, the only thing that could go wrong
1622
01:16:35,124 --> 01:16:36,757
is if you hung around.
1623
01:16:36,759 --> 01:16:40,294
I'm just sayin' me and you have something that we
1624
01:16:40,296 --> 01:16:41,729
need to finish here.
- No we don't, Dave.
1625
01:16:41,731 --> 01:16:43,130
Jim, can I talk to you outside for a second?
1626
01:16:43,132 --> 01:16:44,098
Dave, we are outside for a second.
1627
01:16:44,100 --> 01:16:46,901
I feel like you're kinda cuttin'
and runnin' here, and you know?
1628
01:16:46,903 --> 01:16:49,704
Real quick-real
quick brother session?
1629
01:16:49,706 --> 01:16:51,105
Ok. Alright.
1630
01:16:51,107 --> 01:16:52,807
What the fuck are you doing?
The house isn't done yet.
1631
01:16:52,809 --> 01:16:54,742
Yeah-we came down
to finish the house.
1632
01:16:54,744 --> 01:16:56,077
The house is finished for us.
1633
01:16:56,079 --> 01:16:57,678
It's not finished until-
we're getting our checks.
1634
01:16:57,680 --> 01:16:59,146
We'll put a pin in this for now, ok?
1635
01:16:59,148 --> 01:17:00,948
But I need to finish talking to you about this.
1636
01:17:00,950 --> 01:17:02,617
Arlight, pleasure during business with ya.
1637
01:17:02,619 --> 01:17:03,317
You too.
1638
01:17:03,319 --> 01:17:04,085
Hey, John.
1639
01:17:04,087 --> 01:17:11,092
Um, I just wanted to thank you
for, uh, for everything that
1640
01:17:11,094 --> 01:17:12,927
you've done for us.
1641
01:17:14,796 --> 01:17:15,930
Work on your goodbye speech.
1642
01:17:15,932 --> 01:17:19,000
Sign the deed, get the checks.
Ciao.
1643
01:17:20,135 --> 01:17:23,237
Who wants some fucking lunch, man?
1644
01:17:25,074 --> 01:17:26,741
Holy shit.
1645
01:17:40,756 --> 01:17:42,189
Dude, what is that thing?
1646
01:17:42,991 --> 01:17:44,725
Harpsochord?
1647
01:17:44,727 --> 01:17:46,861
Michelle brought it back from Africa for me.
1648
01:17:46,863 --> 01:17:48,362
Cool, she just brought back one?
1649
01:17:48,364 --> 01:17:52,833
Yeah. Just one.
1650
01:17:52,835 --> 01:17:55,736
There's like an owl up there I've been trying to hit
1651
01:17:55,738 --> 01:17:57,371
for like a half an hour.
1652
01:17:57,373 --> 01:18:02,777
You remember when
we were kids... and uh...
1653
01:18:02,779 --> 01:18:05,112
Dad would always just try and get us to help out
1654
01:18:05,114 --> 01:18:09,016
we would always figure out
someway to either get out of it
1655
01:18:09,018 --> 01:18:11,218
yes. Do it wrong.
1656
01:18:11,220 --> 01:18:12,286
Destroy it.
1657
01:18:12,288 --> 01:18:14,055
He kept askin' though.
1658
01:18:14,057 --> 01:18:15,756
I'll fucking give him that, dude.
1659
01:18:15,758 --> 01:18:17,091
He was a tenacious fucking guy.
1660
01:18:17,093 --> 01:18:19,360
He just wanted to teach, man.
1661
01:18:19,362 --> 01:18:20,428
I remember when he, uh...
1662
01:18:22,330 --> 01:18:24,865
We made that rock tumbler out of the washing machine.
1663
01:18:24,867 --> 01:18:27,401
Try to fix it with
the, uh-lawn mower.
1664
01:18:27,403 --> 01:18:28,769
Lawn mower, yeah.
1665
01:18:28,771 --> 01:18:30,137
Yeah.
1666
01:18:30,139 --> 01:18:32,239
He was pissed, but he still tried to show us how
1667
01:18:32,241 --> 01:18:33,074
to put it back together.
1668
01:18:34,877 --> 01:18:38,412
Am I just taking you to the airport, or what?
1669
01:18:38,414 --> 01:18:40,181
I don't think so, man.
1670
01:18:40,183 --> 01:18:41,048
What?
1671
01:18:41,050 --> 01:18:43,417
What are you going to do?
1672
01:18:43,419 --> 01:18:44,919
I'm thinkin' about just stayin'.
1673
01:18:51,326 --> 01:18:52,893
Staying where?
1674
01:18:52,895 --> 01:18:53,894
Uh, here.
1675
01:18:53,896 --> 01:18:55,329
Like staying here.
1676
01:18:55,331 --> 01:18:57,164
Like in branson?
1677
01:18:57,166 --> 01:18:59,133
Like at this house.
1678
01:19:06,374 --> 01:19:09,143
We kinda-like we
got a plan, Dave.
1679
01:19:09,145 --> 01:19:12,046
We're supposed to go pick up our
checks from Charbineau tomorrow
1680
01:19:12,048 --> 01:19:13,147
and sign the deeds.
1681
01:19:13,149 --> 01:19:14,215
I mean, you can still do that.
1682
01:19:14,217 --> 01:19:16,383
I'm just sayin' that...
1683
01:19:16,385 --> 01:19:20,087
I'm probably gonna sit that one out, you know.
1684
01:19:21,523 --> 01:19:25,459
I mean I haven't found my basketball cards.
1685
01:19:25,461 --> 01:19:27,528
I haven't found my karate trophies, you know?
1686
01:19:27,530 --> 01:19:29,330
They're not even done with the house really.
1687
01:19:29,332 --> 01:19:30,898
I feel like...
1688
01:19:30,900 --> 01:19:33,000
I just feel that you could buy-
you could buy
1689
01:19:33,002 --> 01:19:36,070
new versions of those. You could
buy all the basket ball
1690
01:19:36,072 --> 01:19:37,772
cards you want. All the-yeah.
1691
01:19:37,774 --> 01:19:40,775
You could become a great karate guy.
1692
01:19:40,777 --> 01:19:43,244
I feel like I already did it.
I already got the trophies.
1693
01:19:43,246 --> 01:19:45,045
Just find the trophies.
That's all I need.
1694
01:19:45,047 --> 01:19:48,916
And I mean, I can buy basketball
cards, but why buy something-
1695
01:19:48,918 --> 01:19:51,018
you could buy-you could buy a
lot of stuff I mean, this is-
1696
01:19:51,020 --> 01:19:53,020
I mean we're gonna make a lot of money with this thing.
1697
01:19:53,022 --> 01:19:57,191
But it's not the same thing. I
mean this place has got
1698
01:19:57,193 --> 01:19:58,859
the memories though, you know?
1699
01:19:58,861 --> 01:20:00,427
You can't buy those.
1700
01:20:00,429 --> 01:20:08,202
You kinda like go out and meet
new people, make new memories.
1701
01:20:08,204 --> 01:20:10,037
And half of it's mine,
so I figured-
1702
01:20:10,039 --> 01:20:12,807
yeah, but you can't sell half a house.
1703
01:20:12,809 --> 01:20:16,443
Eh, that kind of sounds like a Jim problem thing.
1704
01:20:17,847 --> 01:20:21,916
I know that's what it sounds like.
1705
01:20:21,918 --> 01:20:23,584
I does sound like it, because that's what's happening.
1706
01:20:23,586 --> 01:20:25,419
But I feel like, you're
kinda fucking me by-
1707
01:20:25,421 --> 01:20:27,087
you can't stay in branson the rest of your life because
1708
01:20:27,089 --> 01:20:29,423
you want to fuck some British
hooker. Alright, man?
1709
01:20:29,425 --> 01:20:33,861
Dude, she is definitely fucking British, and she is
1710
01:20:33,863 --> 01:20:35,329
definitely a hooker, and you're definitely acting like
1711
01:20:35,331 --> 01:20:37,131
a fucking idiot right now.
1712
01:20:37,133 --> 01:20:38,465
I'm not a fucking idiot, man!
1713
01:20:38,467 --> 01:20:41,268
Yeah, you are a fucking idiot.
1714
01:20:41,270 --> 01:20:43,337
What did I tell you?
1715
01:20:43,339 --> 01:20:44,905
Why does it have to be so difficult all the time?
1716
01:20:44,907 --> 01:20:46,874
Because my life is fucking difficult, Jim.
1717
01:20:46,876 --> 01:20:48,209
Why don't you understand that?
1718
01:20:48,211 --> 01:20:52,246
The only different is, I don't cry about it all the time.
1719
01:20:52,248 --> 01:20:55,583
I fucking set goals and follow through with them.
1720
01:20:55,585 --> 01:20:57,918
I don't bail at the fucking last minute.
1721
01:20:57,920 --> 01:20:59,486
Go somewhere, Dave.
Fucking do something!
1722
01:20:59,488 --> 01:21:02,456
Back to the fucking Indian reservation where I lived
1723
01:21:02,458 --> 01:21:04,425
in a fucking teepee?
1724
01:21:04,427 --> 01:21:06,427
Or back to mom's basement, ok?
1725
01:21:06,429 --> 01:21:10,064
You have as many opportunities as everyone else.
1726
01:21:10,066 --> 01:21:12,199
You don't fucking know me. You
don't know anything about me.
1727
01:21:12,201 --> 01:21:13,934
You don't see these things because you walk around with
1728
01:21:13,936 --> 01:21:15,035
your fucking eyes closed all the time.
1729
01:21:15,037 --> 01:21:20,040
And you just sit and you bitch
and moan and-
1730
01:21:20,042 --> 01:21:23,110
I work for that! I worked for
everything I've had.
1731
01:21:23,112 --> 01:21:24,311
You don't work.
1732
01:21:24,313 --> 01:21:25,946
You don't fucking try, David.
1733
01:21:25,948 --> 01:21:27,581
I've worked at a lot of shit, ok?
1734
01:21:27,583 --> 01:21:29,583
And sometimes that shit doesn't work out, ok?
1735
01:21:29,585 --> 01:21:36,457
I knocked my fucking girlfriend up in college.
1736
01:21:36,459 --> 01:21:37,524
So, you know what I did?
1737
01:21:37,526 --> 01:21:38,626
I married her.
1738
01:21:38,628 --> 01:21:40,661
I manned up and I married her.
1739
01:21:40,663 --> 01:21:42,396
And I took a shitty job
that I hate-
1740
01:21:42,398 --> 01:21:46,533
oh that sucks. My wife loves me
too much, and I have-
1741
01:21:46,535 --> 01:21:50,337
and awesome job and a car and I write books all the time.
1742
01:21:50,339 --> 01:21:52,306
Oh my God, give me a fucking break.
1743
01:21:52,308 --> 01:21:53,007
Our house is on fire.
1744
01:21:53,009 --> 01:21:54,008
Oh shit.
- Fuck.
1745
01:21:54,010 --> 01:21:54,909
Do something!
1746
01:21:54,911 --> 01:21:56,210
Dave, that's not gonna help.
1747
01:21:56,212 --> 01:21:58,579
Oh shit, what do we do?!
1748
01:21:58,581 --> 01:22:00,347
Dave, we gotta get out of here.
1749
01:22:00,349 --> 01:22:02,149
No, this is all I have.
1750
01:22:02,151 --> 01:22:03,050
This is all I got.
1751
01:22:03,052 --> 01:22:06,620
This is all I got.
I can't bail. Alright?
1752
01:22:06,622 --> 01:22:09,056
I'm not bailin'. I'm stayin'.
1753
01:22:09,058 --> 01:22:12,126
Fine. Me neither.
1754
01:22:14,663 --> 01:22:16,931
You stay, I stay.
1755
01:22:16,933 --> 01:22:19,099
I'm not gonna bail on you, Dave.
1756
01:22:19,367 --> 01:22:20,601
Dave.
1757
01:22:21,303 --> 01:22:22,336
Fuck.
1758
01:22:22,338 --> 01:22:24,438
No, no.
1759
01:22:59,341 --> 01:23:03,210
Woah. Cook out gone wrong?
1760
01:23:05,580 --> 01:23:08,082
Have you ever had the chicken parmatorissie?
1761
01:23:08,084 --> 01:23:09,683
No.
1762
01:23:09,685 --> 01:23:11,585
Oh boy.
1763
01:23:11,587 --> 01:23:14,388
Alright, have a seat.
I'm all ears.
1764
01:23:24,499 --> 01:23:26,133
So...
1765
01:23:27,135 --> 01:23:28,669
Here's what happened.
1766
01:23:29,437 --> 01:23:33,173
As far as I can remember, we were on the deck.
1767
01:23:35,176 --> 01:23:37,778
We were playing with some fireworks.
1768
01:23:39,347 --> 01:23:42,416
And uh, I'm gonna go ahead and admit that we
1769
01:23:42,418 --> 01:23:44,218
were drinking some whiskey.
1770
01:23:45,120 --> 01:23:46,587
John, we burned the house down.
1771
01:23:46,589 --> 01:23:49,323
We burned the whole fucking house to the ground.
1772
01:23:49,325 --> 01:23:52,092
It's fucking-nothing's
there anymore.
1773
01:23:52,094 --> 01:23:53,660
And it was an accident.
1774
01:23:53,662 --> 01:23:56,697
And if there's anyway we can
salvage any kind of value from
1775
01:23:56,699 --> 01:24:00,567
the property, I'd like to have Jim to have it,
1776
01:24:00,569 --> 01:24:03,470
if that's possible.
1777
01:24:03,472 --> 01:24:05,672
John, do you understand what I'm saying?
1778
01:24:05,674 --> 01:24:06,707
The house is fucking gone.
1779
01:24:06,709 --> 01:24:08,142
There's nothing left.
1780
01:24:08,144 --> 01:24:09,209
It's burned to the ground.
1781
01:24:09,211 --> 01:24:10,244
We burned the house down.
1782
01:24:10,246 --> 01:24:11,512
I know.
1783
01:24:11,514 --> 01:24:13,280
What?
1784
01:24:13,282 --> 01:24:15,349
I said I know.
1785
01:24:16,384 --> 01:24:19,353
You think houses burn down here all the time?
1786
01:24:24,392 --> 01:24:27,561
Ok? Um...
1787
01:24:27,563 --> 01:24:28,829
Now what?
1788
01:24:33,134 --> 01:24:34,701
Take the checks.
1789
01:24:34,703 --> 01:24:36,270
You're on your way.
1790
01:24:40,375 --> 01:24:43,277
I'm uh... I'm confused.
1791
01:24:43,279 --> 01:24:45,312
You think I didn't take our insurance policy the minute
1792
01:24:45,314 --> 01:24:46,513
you two bozos showed up?
1793
01:24:49,284 --> 01:24:52,086
I was gonna demolish the thing anyway.
1794
01:24:52,088 --> 01:24:55,189
Now, you actually got me a buck with the insurance claim.
1795
01:24:55,191 --> 01:24:58,492
John, why did you have us fix the house?
1796
01:24:58,494 --> 01:25:01,795
We almost killed each other,
man. What is wrong with you?
1797
01:25:01,797 --> 01:25:03,764
Yeah, well...
1798
01:25:03,766 --> 01:25:09,503
I just felt it somethin' you're dad woulda wanted.
1799
01:25:11,439 --> 01:25:14,608
Besides we don't get too much
action around here, so it was
1800
01:25:14,610 --> 01:25:16,243
nice to have you about.
1801
01:25:17,178 --> 01:25:18,545
You motherfucker!
1802
01:25:18,547 --> 01:25:20,414
I'll show you action, John.
1803
01:25:20,416 --> 01:25:23,450
I'm cool, I'm cool, I'm cool.
1804
01:25:23,852 --> 01:25:25,586
You piece of shit.
1805
01:25:27,655 --> 01:25:31,391
I grabbed this stuff when your dad passed.
1806
01:25:31,393 --> 01:25:34,261
I was gonna mail it to you if you hadn't shown up.
1807
01:25:34,263 --> 01:25:36,530
Some cards in there.
1808
01:25:40,368 --> 01:25:42,903
Boys, do me a favor.
1809
01:25:42,905 --> 01:25:45,439
Don't spend it all in one place.
1810
01:25:46,474 --> 01:25:49,209
You already have everything you need.
1811
01:25:49,211 --> 01:25:51,378
You just don't know it yet.
1812
01:26:12,700 --> 01:26:13,867
So, what's your next move, man?
1813
01:26:13,869 --> 01:26:16,904
Thinking about opening up my own
dojo. That'd be cool.
1814
01:26:16,906 --> 01:26:19,673
Really? Can you do that
as a green belt?
1815
01:26:19,675 --> 01:26:22,743
Yeah, a lot of people don't
know this, in judo, green belt's
1816
01:26:22,745 --> 01:26:24,511
actually higher than black.
1817
01:26:24,513 --> 01:26:25,345
Really? I've never heard that.
1818
01:26:25,347 --> 01:26:27,314
Yeah, it's true.
1819
01:26:29,417 --> 01:26:30,851
You gonna be Ok, Dave?
1820
01:26:30,853 --> 01:26:33,720
Me? Yeah, I'm gonna be fine.
You gonna be Ok?
1821
01:26:33,722 --> 01:26:35,422
Yeah, I think so.
1822
01:26:36,925 --> 01:26:38,525
Good.
1823
01:26:39,727 --> 01:26:41,895
Oh fuck, check this out.
1824
01:26:43,665 --> 01:26:46,466
Ah, dude, are you kidding me?
1825
01:26:46,468 --> 01:26:47,534
Where'd you find these?
1826
01:26:47,536 --> 01:26:50,204
I was gonna chop them up with an axe but...
1827
01:26:50,206 --> 01:26:52,272
I figured I owed you one.
1828
01:26:52,274 --> 01:26:55,209
Oh man, that's an extra ten grand right there.
1829
01:26:55,211 --> 01:26:56,310
Yep.
1830
01:26:56,644 --> 01:26:58,378
Thanks, Jim.
1831
01:26:58,380 --> 01:26:59,746
Awesome.
1832
01:27:01,983 --> 01:27:02,649
Man.
1833
01:27:06,988 --> 01:27:08,255
How 'bout that watch, huh?
1834
01:27:08,257 --> 01:27:11,625
Alright, ok. See you later.
1835
01:27:12,795 --> 01:27:15,829
I'm trying to give you a hug, you fucking asshole.
1836
01:27:15,831 --> 01:27:16,797
No you're not.
1837
01:27:19,634 --> 01:27:21,301
Ow, you're fucking dead.
1838
01:27:24,372 --> 01:27:25,706
Why don't you use your karate moves, dude?
1839
01:27:25,708 --> 01:27:26,873
Fuck you.
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