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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,100 --> 00:00:13,000 Downloaded from G2G.fm 2 00:00:22,756 --> 00:00:26,358 [OVERLAPPING CHATTER AND LAUGHTER] 3 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:29,361 [MELLOW POP MUSIC] 4 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:32,631 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:32,633 --> 00:00:35,601 [CLINK] [LIQUID POURING] 6 00:00:39,105 --> 00:00:41,774 - And, honestly, I wake up happy. 7 00:00:41,776 --> 00:00:44,243 I mean, I'm that guy. 8 00:00:44,245 --> 00:00:46,678 I've got enough of everything I need. 9 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:51,050 I'm single, I like a party, and I'm old enough to enjoy it... 10 00:00:51,052 --> 00:00:52,284 young enough to enjoy it. 11 00:00:52,286 --> 00:00:55,654 I wanna do something, I do it. 12 00:00:55,656 --> 00:00:57,423 - [LAUGHS] 13 00:00:57,425 --> 00:00:59,825 - Seems to be a little problem. - Oh. 14 00:00:59,827 --> 00:01:02,795 Must be the magnetic stripe. 15 00:01:02,797 --> 00:01:06,498 And the weird thing is, I know it's all a cliche. 16 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:09,802 No strings, no obligations, but what's the alternative? 17 00:01:09,804 --> 00:01:13,372 Get into some life: Wife, kids, 18 00:01:13,374 --> 00:01:15,574 some kind of car with too many seats. 19 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:18,544 That's a world where you have to do whatever it is 20 00:01:18,546 --> 00:01:20,646 other people want you to do to keep it going. 21 00:01:20,648 --> 00:01:24,349 It's prostitution, when you think about it. 22 00:01:24,351 --> 00:01:26,285 But there is this nagging feeling 23 00:01:26,287 --> 00:01:28,253 that I'm missing something. 24 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:30,255 - Sorry, I don't know what the problem is. 25 00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:32,691 - No, it's not your fault. That should do it. 26 00:01:32,693 --> 00:01:35,094 And maybe, in the end, I'm worrying for nothing. 27 00:01:35,096 --> 00:01:36,795 I mean, I'm not at the stage of my life... 28 00:01:36,797 --> 00:01:39,364 where I have to worry about most of this stuff. 29 00:01:39,366 --> 00:01:41,767 Maybe I never will. 30 00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:43,735 [SIGHS] 31 00:01:43,737 --> 00:01:46,238 I must sound pretty selfish. 32 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:48,307 Or just drunk. 33 00:01:48,309 --> 00:01:49,708 - This is no good either. 34 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:51,110 - You're kidding. 35 00:01:51,112 --> 00:01:53,278 Are you serious? 36 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:54,713 Whoa, come on, wait. 37 00:01:54,715 --> 00:01:56,515 You know I have money. 38 00:01:56,517 --> 00:01:59,318 I just don't have any on me or on my credit cards. 39 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:01,453 But I get paid all the time, and a lot. 40 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:02,855 - Maybe next time. 41 00:02:02,857 --> 00:02:04,523 Car fare? 42 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:14,299 And, by the way, 43 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:17,169 as someone who's life really is prostitution, 44 00:02:17,171 --> 00:02:20,372 I can tell you that until you're actually fucking for a living, 45 00:02:20,374 --> 00:02:23,208 you shouldn't be complaining. 46 00:02:23,210 --> 00:02:24,476 - Wait a minute, that's not what I meant. 47 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:25,911 - Thanks for the drink. 48 00:02:25,913 --> 00:02:30,382 Call beverly, if you want to make it up to me. 49 00:02:30,384 --> 00:02:34,920 [BUZZING] 50 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:50,736 - Good evening. 51 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:01,847 [LIGHT-HEARTED SPY MUSIC] 52 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:08,187 ♪ ♪ 53 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:20,699 [CELL PHONE BUZZES] 54 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:23,769 [WHISPERS] oh, shit. 55 00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:43,889 Hello. 56 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:47,960 Hey! 57 00:03:47,962 --> 00:03:49,828 [THUD] aah! Jesus! 58 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:51,230 - I have the right to remain silent! 59 00:03:51,232 --> 00:03:52,564 - Wait! Stop! 60 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:54,233 Ow! [CLANKING, CRASHING] 61 00:03:54,235 --> 00:03:55,934 Look, it's me! Stop! 62 00:03:55,936 --> 00:03:57,936 - I will warn you, I am a yellow belt! 63 00:03:57,938 --> 00:04:00,472 [SCREAMS] - Stop! 64 00:04:00,474 --> 00:04:01,707 Stop! 65 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:03,542 Stop! Relax! 66 00:04:03,544 --> 00:04:06,511 It's me! 67 00:04:06,513 --> 00:04:08,714 Jesus! 68 00:04:08,716 --> 00:04:11,416 What is wrong with you? 69 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:12,684 - I heard a noise. 70 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:14,019 - Ahh. - I'm telling you, 71 00:04:14,021 --> 00:04:15,787 right out there, I heard a noise. 72 00:04:15,789 --> 00:04:19,024 - Everything's cool. There's nobody there. 73 00:04:19,026 --> 00:04:22,728 I swear. 74 00:04:24,497 --> 00:04:27,332 - [SOBBING] 75 00:04:27,334 --> 00:04:28,834 - It's all right. 76 00:04:28,836 --> 00:04:31,336 - [HISTORIC RECORDING OF MALE VOICE] five, four, 77 00:04:31,338 --> 00:04:34,773 three, two, one, 78 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:36,041 [ENGINES ROARING] zero. 79 00:04:36,043 --> 00:04:38,277 Ignition. 80 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:42,281 Liftoff. 81 00:04:42,283 --> 00:04:45,284 [GILBERT AND SULLIVAN'S THE MIKADO] 82 00:04:45,286 --> 00:04:49,488 ♪ ♪ 83 00:04:49,490 --> 00:04:51,790 - ♪ The sun whose rays are all ablaze ♪ 84 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:56,762 ♪ With ever-living glory ♪ 85 00:04:56,764 --> 00:04:59,464 ♪ Does not deny his majesty ♪ 86 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:04,002 ♪ He scorns to tell a story ♪ 87 00:05:04,004 --> 00:05:06,505 ♪ He don't exclaim "I blush for shame ♪ 88 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:11,043 ♪ So kindly be indulgent" ♪ 89 00:05:11,045 --> 00:05:14,746 ♪ But fierce and bold in fiery gold ♪ 90 00:05:14,748 --> 00:05:19,818 ♪ He glories all effulgent ♪ 91 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:22,020 ♪ ♪ 92 00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:29,094 ♪ I mean to rule the earth as he the sky ♪ 93 00:05:29,762 --> 00:05:36,835 ♪ We really know our worth the sun and I ♪ 94 00:05:37,770 --> 00:05:42,941 ♪ I mean to rule the earth as he the sky ♪ 95 00:05:42,943 --> 00:05:49,948 ♪ We really know our worth the sun and I ♪ 96 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:52,984 ♪ ♪ 97 00:05:52,986 --> 00:05:54,986 - I guess that's what I've really been 98 00:05:54,988 --> 00:05:56,355 trying to write about. 99 00:05:56,357 --> 00:05:58,123 I mean, who are we trying to fool? 100 00:05:58,125 --> 00:06:01,360 We're not only animals, we're the worst animals there are. 101 00:06:01,362 --> 00:06:02,794 Why do we eat meat? 102 00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:04,896 The greek gods dined on ambrosia and nectar. 103 00:06:04,898 --> 00:06:07,666 But we need to incorporate other species into us. 104 00:06:07,668 --> 00:06:09,634 Look at christianity: 105 00:06:09,636 --> 00:06:12,070 "This is my body, this is my blood." 106 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:14,005 that's why I'm doing this chapter 107 00:06:14,007 --> 00:06:16,041 about the genocide in rwanda. 108 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:17,776 The tutsis were vegetarians, 109 00:06:17,778 --> 00:06:20,112 and the hutus were ranchers who eat meat, 110 00:06:20,114 --> 00:06:23,415 and they regarded the tutsis as monkeys, as animals, 111 00:06:23,417 --> 00:06:24,583 and that's why they had no trouble killing 'em, 112 00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:25,817 don't you think? 113 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:27,552 - Honestly, ben, I don't know why 114 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:29,855 the farmer and the cowhand can't be friends. 115 00:06:29,857 --> 00:06:32,023 But I do know that part of the reason 116 00:06:32,025 --> 00:06:34,993 why some people regard other people as animals 117 00:06:34,995 --> 00:06:37,462 is because they don't observe the social conventions 118 00:06:37,464 --> 00:06:38,997 most of us take for granted. 119 00:06:38,999 --> 00:06:42,401 - Every human function is disgusting in our society. 120 00:06:42,403 --> 00:06:45,504 - I side with the public on this one. 121 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:46,705 - [STRAINING] I know what I am... 122 00:06:46,707 --> 00:06:47,906 [TOILET FLUSHES] 123 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:50,041 And that's an animal. 124 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:52,811 I'm human, but animal. 125 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:54,146 - You're wasting a lot of thought on something 126 00:06:54,148 --> 00:06:56,481 that's not gonna get you high or laid. 127 00:06:56,483 --> 00:06:58,884 I always say, "if it ain't broke, don't fix it." 128 00:06:58,886 --> 00:07:02,888 - you're very wise. - And broke. 129 00:07:02,890 --> 00:07:04,723 - That is so uncool. 130 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:06,458 - Can't I just take some money back? 131 00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:07,826 I get paid very soon, and when I do, 132 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:09,561 I'm gonna float you another loan. 133 00:07:09,563 --> 00:07:12,164 Until then, I'd like to borrow back what I leant you. 134 00:07:14,700 --> 00:07:16,601 - Why do you need to leave? 135 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:18,804 You're just gonna go out there and be part of the machine. 136 00:07:18,806 --> 00:07:21,807 - Hey, that machine is what keeps you 137 00:07:21,809 --> 00:07:25,177 in all... this. 138 00:07:25,179 --> 00:07:27,212 Now, you know there's no one out there today, right? 139 00:07:27,214 --> 00:07:29,080 - Yeah. 140 00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:32,117 - So just hold it together and do whatever it is you do. 141 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:35,821 - I'm writing a book. What is it that you do? 142 00:07:44,230 --> 00:07:48,133 Fuck it, I'm gonna get the didgeridoo. 143 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:51,803 - Please, didgeri-don't. 144 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:54,806 [BOBBY BARE'S DROPKICK ME JESUS] 145 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:59,711 ♪ ♪ 146 00:07:59,713 --> 00:08:03,148 - ♪ Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life ♪ 147 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:04,850 [TIRES SCREECH] 148 00:08:04,852 --> 00:08:08,620 ♪ End over end neither left nor to right ♪ 149 00:08:08,622 --> 00:08:12,924 ♪ Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights ♪ 150 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:16,862 ♪ Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life ♪ 151 00:08:16,864 --> 00:08:18,864 [DOOR BUZZES] 152 00:08:18,866 --> 00:08:20,265 ♪ ♪ 153 00:08:20,267 --> 00:08:23,034 - ♪ Make me, oh, make me ♪ - Forgot my I.d. 154 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:25,704 - wish I could say you look trustworthy. 155 00:08:25,706 --> 00:08:28,907 - ♪ Make me a piece in your master game plan ♪ 156 00:08:28,909 --> 00:08:32,844 ♪ Free from the earthly tem-pestion below ♪ 157 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:38,116 ♪ I've got the will, lord, if you got the toe ♪ 158 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:40,118 ♪ Dropkick me, Jesus ♪ - Buenos dias. 159 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:41,620 - ♪ through the goal posts of life ♪ 160 00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:44,523 - Hey, steve. - ♪ End over end ♪ 161 00:08:44,525 --> 00:08:46,591 ♪ Neither left nor to right ♪ - There she is. 162 00:08:46,593 --> 00:08:48,793 Miss weather center, two years in a row. 163 00:08:48,795 --> 00:08:50,262 - Pretty much the usual. 164 00:08:50,264 --> 00:08:52,063 There's this pocket of cold air coming in, 165 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:53,732 but you'll see it on the composite. 166 00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:55,200 - I'm gonna talk to dave 167 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:56,735 about putting a real window in here 168 00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:58,203 so we can see if any of this stuff is right. 169 00:08:58,205 --> 00:08:59,771 - It's right. 170 00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:01,039 - Want one? 171 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,807 - They're poison. 172 00:09:02,809 --> 00:09:05,210 - [SINGSONG] there's two of them. 173 00:09:06,913 --> 00:09:09,047 - ♪ All the departed ♪ 174 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:10,949 ♪ Dear loved ones of mine ♪ - Got him. 175 00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:16,621 - ♪ Stick 'em up front in the offensive line ♪ 176 00:09:16,623 --> 00:09:20,825 ♪ Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life ♪ 177 00:09:20,827 --> 00:09:23,562 ♪ End over end neither left nor to right ♪ 178 00:09:23,564 --> 00:09:25,764 - God, you cut it so close. 179 00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:27,265 - Thrilling isn't it? 180 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:33,171 - Nice to see you, mr. Dallas. 181 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:35,740 Victoria, looking lovely and authoritative. 182 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:39,110 Kyle, you wanna blow your nose and avoid a repeat of yesterday? 183 00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:41,713 - You said it wasn't a big deal. - I say a lot of things, 184 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:44,182 like, did I mention, steve, glad you could make it? 185 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:45,984 - Can I get some water? 186 00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:48,320 And is there any way to turn these lights down a little? 187 00:09:48,322 --> 00:09:49,854 - Five seconds. 188 00:09:49,856 --> 00:09:52,023 Four, three... 189 00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:53,959 - [GULPING] 190 00:09:53,961 --> 00:09:56,962 [NEWS THEME MUSIC] 191 00:09:56,964 --> 00:09:59,097 ♪ ♪ 192 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:02,000 - It's the channel 18 eyewitness news team. 193 00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:04,869 News at noon, chesapeake edition. 194 00:10:04,871 --> 00:10:07,072 With kyle robertson at sports. 195 00:10:07,074 --> 00:10:09,174 - Do the ravens finally have a kicker? 196 00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:11,876 - Steve dallas in the weather center. 197 00:10:11,878 --> 00:10:13,645 - Beauty of a day out there, 198 00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:16,047 and I'm gonna tell you aaaaaall about it. 199 00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:19,150 - And now, victoria riolobos with the news. 200 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:20,785 - Good afternoon. 201 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:22,854 Tragedy struck this morning 202 00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:25,357 as a truxton man backed his late-model suv 203 00:10:25,359 --> 00:10:27,025 into a day care center. 204 00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:28,960 One youngster remains in critical condition 205 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,862 after being struck by shrapnel-like debris 206 00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:32,731 during the collision, 207 00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:34,699 but luckily, the rest emerged scathed only by... 208 00:10:34,701 --> 00:10:37,736 - you think the graphic's in bad taste? 209 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:41,806 - I don't know. Kinda captures the mood. 210 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:43,274 - She's really solid. 211 00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:45,110 - Unidentified driver is... - [GRUNTS] 212 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:46,411 - And he's really high. [LAUGHS] 213 00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:48,313 - You know, stu, 214 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:51,650 you just don't go spreading rumors about people like that. 215 00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:53,051 The man's a working professional. 216 00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:55,420 Lots of people have squinty red eyes, 217 00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:57,689 insatiable thirst, and trouble walking. 218 00:10:57,691 --> 00:11:00,291 He could be diabetic or something. 219 00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:01,826 - You're right, I'm sorry. 220 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,962 - The bearded, bespectacled doctor 221 00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:06,231 murdered at least 26 patients, making him 222 00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:09,868 one of the world's most prolific killers. 223 00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:11,803 So steve, how's it looking out there today? 224 00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:13,805 It's about time we saw some of this warmer weather. 225 00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:16,741 - Well, victoria, let's get things started 226 00:11:16,743 --> 00:11:19,244 with a little shot of the harbor 227 00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:21,413 and some seagulls enjoying the sunshine. 228 00:11:21,415 --> 00:11:23,081 How ya doin' there, fellas? 229 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:26,117 Today's high will get up to about 65 degrees 230 00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:27,952 with unlimited visibility. 231 00:11:27,954 --> 00:11:30,755 Which means if we could get this knucklehead out of the way, 232 00:11:30,757 --> 00:11:33,692 you could see clear down to ocean city. 233 00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:35,360 Coldest spot in the nation? 234 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:39,130 Why, that honor goes to... bismarck. 235 00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:41,066 - Smooth as silk. 236 00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:43,234 That seem to you like someone on drugs? 237 00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:47,105 - And at 100% humidity and 89 degrees, 238 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:49,474 little hilo, hawaii, is both the hottest 239 00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:51,176 and wettest spot in the nation. 240 00:11:51,178 --> 00:11:53,878 I guess that makes it the number one destination 241 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:56,247 for teenage boys, eh, victoria? 242 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,188 - I guess so, steve. 243 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:05,256 - So I know I don't have to tell you 244 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:06,891 that showing up with enough time 245 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,460 for us to know that you're gonna be here 246 00:12:08,462 --> 00:12:11,196 and in a condition to work is 90% of it! 247 00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:14,332 And why the fuck are you paying attention to your computer? 248 00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:15,934 - Are you ever gonna friend me? 249 00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:17,769 - You think you're irreplaceable? 250 00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:20,171 You have this job because you're handsome and you can talk. 251 00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:23,875 - And people trust me. - No one trusts you. 252 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:25,243 You think you're gonna move to a bigger market? 253 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,911 Not with that nose. 254 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:29,914 - You know, I could just as easily demean your job 255 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,850 if I had any idea what it entailed, 256 00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:34,519 and, honestly, I kinda resent you making this 257 00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:36,387 so awkward for me. 258 00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:38,189 - What are you talking about? 259 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:40,358 - Well, I need a little money till the end of the month. 260 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:41,926 - It's the sixth! 261 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,161 - Look, I didn't say "give it to me." 262 00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:44,362 it's just an advance. 263 00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:45,864 - You know, the good thing is 264 00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:48,133 I know you can't go on like this forever. 265 00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:51,469 - Guys like you count on that, but what if you're wrong? 266 00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:53,505 [ALARM WAILING] 267 00:12:53,507 --> 00:12:56,841 Fire drill? - I really doubt that. 268 00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:58,923 [WAILING CONTINUES, POUNDING IN BACKGROUND] 269 00:12:59,812 --> 00:13:02,881 - I just wanna see my friend! 270 00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:06,251 - Step away from the door, sir. I'm only gonna ask you once. 271 00:13:09,221 --> 00:13:11,389 - [GRUNTS] [WORKERS MURMUR] 272 00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:12,791 - Get off me, you fascist pig! 273 00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:15,293 [BOTH GRUNTING] 274 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:18,196 - You [MUTTERS]. - Break the door in! 275 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:20,465 You fucking local dickwad. 276 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,934 - Stand your ass down! 277 00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,803 - Wait a sec, I know that guy. 278 00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:26,471 - You what? - I said, "I know that guy." 279 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:29,007 everybody, calm down. - I have a yellow belt! 280 00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:30,542 - Jesus, ben. Let her go. 281 00:13:30,544 --> 00:13:32,043 [ALARM CONTINUES] 282 00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:35,847 - Told you I just wanted to see my friend! 283 00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:38,383 - I'll p... i'll pay for the plant. 284 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:39,450 [SIREN STOPS] 285 00:13:44,089 --> 00:13:46,391 - My dad died. 286 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,336 - [MUTTERING] - No, no, no! 287 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,471 - Freak of nature! - Ow! 288 00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:02,540 [OVERLAPPING YELLING] 289 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:05,543 [BOB DYLAN'S HIGHWAY 61] 290 00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:10,148 ♪ ♪ 291 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:13,518 - ♪ Well god said to abraham "kill me a son" ♪ 292 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:17,088 ♪ Abe said "man you must be putting me on" ♪ 293 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:20,024 ♪ God said "no" abe said "what" ♪ 294 00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:23,161 ♪ God said "you can do what you want abe ♪ 295 00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:25,463 ♪ "But the next time you see me coming ♪ 296 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:26,931 ♪ You better run" ♪ 297 00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:32,437 ♪ ♪ 298 00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:36,341 ♪ Well abe said "all right where you want this killing done?" ♪ 299 00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:39,577 ♪ God said "on highway 61" ♪ 300 00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:42,914 ♪ ♪ 301 00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:47,185 - And could I get some visine, please? 302 00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:48,486 [SCANNER BEEPS] 303 00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,388 - ♪ He had a bloody nose ♪ 304 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,156 ♪ Welfare department wouldn't give him no clothes ♪ 305 00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:54,425 - Great. [REGISTER CLICKING] 306 00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:56,294 [ENTRY BELLS JINGLE] 307 00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:59,063 - I mean, would you like your kitty cat to be used as bait? 308 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,465 You have 3 1/2 pounds of crayfish. 309 00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:02,500 I need 3 1/2 pounds of crayfish. 310 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,235 - What the hell is going on? 311 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,537 - I was telling him they're too little to eat, 312 00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:08,640 and we have a strict no-return policy. 313 00:15:08,642 --> 00:15:11,175 - What difference does it make what I want them for? 314 00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:13,011 These are the babies of a species. 315 00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:14,979 You judge a culture on how it treats its children, right? 316 00:15:14,981 --> 00:15:16,180 They were hatched one day 317 00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:17,982 and then raised to be murdered the next, 318 00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:19,250 and I'm talking about one of the most sophisticated 319 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,585 nervous systems in the world. 320 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:25,156 It's like us, the dolphins, then them. 321 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:26,357 - 100 bucks. 322 00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:31,496 - You know, anyone who's going fishing today 323 00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:34,032 has probably come and gone. 324 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,633 How about a markdown? 325 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,602 - I don't give a shit. 326 00:15:40,572 --> 00:15:44,008 - I'm not arguing with the spirit of operation crayfish, 327 00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:46,444 I'm just saying it was overfunded. 328 00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:52,984 - It's really beautiful. 329 00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:55,453 I forgot, you know, it's been so long. 330 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:58,289 - Yeah, I haven't been back since my parents died. 331 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,558 - Your parents aren't dead. 332 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:03,294 - Well, you know, since they moved. 333 00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:12,637 Because we've been circling our destination 334 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,672 for three hours now, 335 00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,474 and my feeling is we should get dressed 336 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,978 and rock this funeral. 337 00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:23,481 - [SIGHS] I think I'm ready. 338 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,458 - Oh! - [COUGHING] 339 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:36,127 [COUGHING] - Ugh! 340 00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:38,730 God damn! - Ugh. 341 00:16:50,609 --> 00:16:53,311 [IGNITION TURNS OVER] 342 00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:55,546 [TIRES SQUEAL] 343 00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,782 [TIRES SCREECH] 344 00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:09,761 - [GRUNTING] 345 00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:11,162 Shit! 346 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,409 - I still say it's better than ending up as bait. 347 00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:26,644 They mate for life, you know. 348 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:29,147 - Not those. 349 00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:38,322 Uh-oh, look. He blew a foot. 350 00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:40,158 Can you imagine if you had to shoot your car 351 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,692 every time you got a flat. 352 00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,628 - Those people understand the land, 353 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:46,097 and they live by it. 354 00:18:05,384 --> 00:18:08,486 I don't feel so good. 355 00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:19,464 - Although sam baker was not a religious man, 356 00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:22,100 he found comfort and joy in his children 357 00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:25,436 teresa and benjamin, and his lovely wife angela. 358 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,772 Now, a reading from the old testament: 359 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,807 Song of solomon. 360 00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,843 "Arise, my love, my fair one..." 361 00:18:31,845 --> 00:18:35,246 - look at her. The slutty wicked stepmother. 362 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,515 She wants it all to herself. 363 00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:40,585 [MINISTER CONTINUES IN BACKGROUND] 364 00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:44,555 You can practically see through that dress. 365 00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:46,290 - "And the voice of the turtledove..." 366 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,726 - I don't think so. - "Is heard in our land." 367 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:54,832 ALL: ♪ shall we gather at the river ♪ 368 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:59,704 ♪ Where bright angel feet have trod ♪ 369 00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:03,774 ♪ With its crystal tide forever ♪ 370 00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:08,446 ♪ Flowing by the throne of god ♪ 371 00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:12,817 ♪ Yes, we'll gather at the river ♪ 372 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:17,722 ♪ The beautiful, the beautiful river ♪ 373 00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:22,193 ♪ Gather with the saints at the river ♪ 374 00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:25,863 ♪ That flows by the throne of god ♪ 375 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:31,469 ♪ On the margin of the river ♪ 376 00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:35,273 ♪ Washing up its silver spray ♪ 377 00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:37,308 ♪ We will walk... ♪ 378 00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:39,210 - I'm sorry. 379 00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:41,512 We got a late start. - It's okay. 380 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:44,882 It doesn't matter, you're here. 381 00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:49,453 - I just wish I could see him. [SOBS] 382 00:19:49,455 --> 00:19:53,925 - I just wish he could see that beard. 383 00:19:53,927 --> 00:19:58,529 ALL: ♪ gather with the saints at the river ♪ 384 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,232 ♪ That flows by the throne of god ♪ 385 00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:04,769 - Your coat smells weird. 386 00:20:06,638 --> 00:20:09,507 - [SOBBING] 387 00:20:27,759 --> 00:20:30,795 [LOUD ENGINE STARTS] 388 00:20:41,506 --> 00:20:42,840 - I'm just saying, 389 00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:43,975 I think we sort of have to step up 390 00:20:43,977 --> 00:20:45,676 into the role of adults now 391 00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:48,246 and decide what's going to happen with the estate. 392 00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:50,781 I had some ideas, 393 00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,984 some of which I actually ran past dad... 394 00:20:52,986 --> 00:20:55,419 so I know he wasn't opposed... 395 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,555 about basically dealing with the store. 396 00:20:57,557 --> 00:20:59,390 [CLUNKING AND CLATTERING] 397 00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:02,660 How are the ribs? - They're good. 398 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:04,962 They're small, so they're either really cheap 399 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:08,666 or off a really, really young pig. 400 00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:10,434 - My steak's... [CLEARS THROAT] 401 00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:12,436 Steak's pretty good. 402 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:14,472 - I'll tell you what looks good is... 403 00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:15,706 what do we got here, ben? 404 00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:18,643 Some deep-fried onions dipped in ranch? 405 00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:20,911 I bet it tastes like springtime. 406 00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:24,949 Boy, that vegetarian lifestyle takes a lot of discipline. 407 00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:27,952 - And the farm. 408 00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:29,920 There's just that cruddy house, 409 00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:32,890 but we're talking about almost 150 acres of land. 410 00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:35,359 - I don't think we should be talking about this right now. 411 00:21:35,361 --> 00:21:37,928 - Jesus, steve, eat your fucking ribs. 412 00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:42,400 - Are you sure nobody wants any wine? 413 00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:43,801 I got the best one on the laminate. 414 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:47,004 - What are you even doing here? - I'm his ride. 415 00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:50,841 - Look, ben, I wanted to discuss this just as family, 416 00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:54,078 without her and certainly without your ride. 417 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:56,047 [CLATTER] 418 00:21:56,049 --> 00:21:58,716 I don't think that you're suited to deal with any of this stuff. 419 00:21:58,718 --> 00:22:01,752 And I don't mean that as an insult. 420 00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:04,622 I just know that you've been happy with your life as it is. 421 00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:07,792 And when you consider what the property is actually worth... 422 00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:13,464 - just so weird to be home and to think that he's not here. 423 00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:18,703 That we just put him in a hole in the ground. 424 00:22:18,705 --> 00:22:20,538 - You know, terry, maybe... 425 00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:22,473 maybe now really isn't the best time. 426 00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:25,042 - I'm just saying, you can just sit back, 427 00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:28,379 and I'll take care of you. 428 00:22:28,381 --> 00:22:30,514 - And I'll take care of this. 429 00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:33,918 - To taking care of things. 430 00:22:37,756 --> 00:22:40,725 [ROOSTER CROWS] 431 00:22:40,727 --> 00:22:44,061 [GOAT BLEATS, PIG SNORTS] 432 00:22:44,063 --> 00:22:45,796 - You can stay a night. 433 00:22:45,798 --> 00:22:47,698 You said that guy with the mustache will cover for you. 434 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:50,067 - Delia? Yeah, she'll do. 435 00:22:50,069 --> 00:22:54,038 She's a good emergency measure, but what am I doing here? 436 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,639 I mean, don't you want me to go home 437 00:22:55,641 --> 00:22:57,808 and water the plant at least? 438 00:22:57,810 --> 00:23:00,478 - I just want all this to go away. 439 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:01,779 - Look, man, you're gonna have to face it. 440 00:23:01,781 --> 00:23:04,048 Your sister is still a total buzzkill. 441 00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:05,916 - So you'll stay? I've got a sleeping bag. 442 00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:08,085 - I could be persuaded. 443 00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:19,463 - What's that, obi-wan? You want me to stay too? 444 00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:24,735 You got my fucking skates, ben. 445 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:31,842 - [SNORES] 446 00:23:31,844 --> 00:23:34,044 - [LAUGHS] 447 00:23:34,046 --> 00:23:35,713 - [SNORES AND LAUGHS] 448 00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:46,690 - Hey. 449 00:23:46,692 --> 00:23:50,461 I just wanted to say sorry for your loss. 450 00:23:50,463 --> 00:23:53,731 - Well, that's life, isn't it? 451 00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:57,701 We're like waves in the ocean. We roll in, 452 00:23:57,703 --> 00:24:00,738 we have our existence, we break on the shore. 453 00:24:00,740 --> 00:24:02,640 - Hmm. What a beautiful 454 00:24:02,642 --> 00:24:05,443 and nautical way to think of things. 455 00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:11,482 Now, you might want to shut that window. 456 00:24:11,484 --> 00:24:14,485 We're expecting some showers coming in from the coast. 457 00:24:14,487 --> 00:24:17,021 - I doubt it. Hasn't rained here in a while. 458 00:24:17,023 --> 00:24:19,757 - Well, you're the weather man. 459 00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:21,091 - Look, I don't know if I'm gonna be staying 460 00:24:21,093 --> 00:24:22,927 in the house much longer, 461 00:24:22,929 --> 00:24:26,630 so if you wouldn't mind, I'd like to be by myself. 462 00:24:26,632 --> 00:24:28,566 - Well, if you're interested in leaving right now, 463 00:24:28,568 --> 00:24:31,001 I can get you on the next scheduled flight. 464 00:24:31,003 --> 00:24:33,237 - [LAUGHS] 465 00:24:33,239 --> 00:24:35,473 Thanks, but I try to avoid things 466 00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:37,208 that keep me from feeling. 467 00:24:37,210 --> 00:24:40,211 [GENTLE MUSIC] 468 00:24:40,213 --> 00:24:47,485 ♪ ♪ 469 00:24:56,194 --> 00:24:59,163 [DOOR CLATTERS] - Shh. 470 00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:06,237 ♪ ♪ 471 00:25:07,739 --> 00:25:12,943 - ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 472 00:25:12,945 --> 00:25:17,915 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 473 00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:24,989 ♪ Ah ah ♪ 474 00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:28,526 ♪ Ah ah ♪ 475 00:25:28,528 --> 00:25:31,695 - "Whatever remains of me is hopefully not limited 476 00:25:31,697 --> 00:25:34,598 "to my estate, my belongings. 477 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:37,201 "Know that what I leave you is in no way 478 00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:39,003 "a measure of my feelings. 479 00:25:39,005 --> 00:25:43,107 "Angela, you are the executor, with all that entails. 480 00:25:43,109 --> 00:25:46,010 "From the first time I saw you in my store, 481 00:25:46,012 --> 00:25:49,213 "leading that field trip of very special young students, 482 00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:52,216 "I knew the power of your soul to heal others 483 00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:54,852 "was surely from another place. 484 00:25:54,854 --> 00:25:56,620 "I would have left the planet long ago 485 00:25:56,622 --> 00:25:58,956 "if not for making love to you, 486 00:25:58,958 --> 00:26:01,659 "the kindness of your curves, 487 00:26:01,661 --> 00:26:03,627 "your moistness in the morning, 488 00:26:03,629 --> 00:26:04,895 my fingers gently..." 489 00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:06,630 - oh, come on! 490 00:26:06,632 --> 00:26:08,666 - Yeah. Wow. 491 00:26:08,668 --> 00:26:10,734 - Again, what are you doing here? 492 00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:12,603 - He's with me. - I'll leave. 493 00:26:12,605 --> 00:26:14,238 - You got to bring him. - He's my husband! 494 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:17,875 - Please! Can we stop all this bickering? 495 00:26:17,877 --> 00:26:20,244 A man died here, a very rich man. 496 00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:22,313 - [SIGHS] - It's okay, mr. Stevens. 497 00:26:22,315 --> 00:26:24,048 I'll read that part later. 498 00:26:26,217 --> 00:26:30,321 "To angela, according to her wishes, 499 00:26:30,323 --> 00:26:34,825 "I leave the stars in the sky that we shared together. 500 00:26:34,827 --> 00:26:38,262 I would give them to her, but no one owns them." 501 00:26:42,867 --> 00:26:44,268 - is that it? 502 00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:46,103 - No. 503 00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:48,672 There's a bunch more sex stuff here. 504 00:26:48,674 --> 00:26:51,008 - Oh, good. 505 00:26:51,010 --> 00:26:52,743 - Okay. 506 00:26:52,745 --> 00:26:55,312 "To terry, my beloved daughter, 507 00:26:55,314 --> 00:26:58,115 "I leave the lump sum of $100,000, 508 00:26:58,117 --> 00:27:03,654 "and $250,000 in aa bonds to do with as she wishes, 509 00:27:03,656 --> 00:27:06,123 "hopefully for the education of her children, 510 00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:07,958 should she have any." 511 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,160 - had to get that in there. 512 00:27:10,162 --> 00:27:14,031 - "To my only son ben... i'm assuming that you're here... 513 00:27:14,033 --> 00:27:16,667 "I leave my house, my business, 514 00:27:16,669 --> 00:27:19,169 "and the remainder of the estate, 515 00:27:19,171 --> 00:27:21,705 with the hope that he get his shit together." 516 00:27:21,707 --> 00:27:24,408 - what? - You gotta be kidding me. 517 00:27:24,410 --> 00:27:27,378 - That would include the farmhouse and its 144 acres, 518 00:27:27,380 --> 00:27:29,813 the grocery store and its underlying property 519 00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:32,049 on main street... that's the whole block... 520 00:27:32,051 --> 00:27:34,318 and the rest of his assets, 521 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:36,420 which totals close to $2.5 million. 522 00:27:36,422 --> 00:27:39,156 - Oh, my god. - I need some air. 523 00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:40,357 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 524 00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:42,126 - This is total bullshit. 525 00:27:42,128 --> 00:27:43,661 - Jesus, terry. 526 00:27:43,663 --> 00:27:44,862 - Was he even competent when he wrote this? 527 00:27:44,864 --> 00:27:48,999 - Your father was quite lucid. 528 00:27:49,001 --> 00:27:52,036 - I'm sorry, my suit was really itchy. I... 529 00:27:52,038 --> 00:27:54,872 - so I'm not mentioned in there at all? 530 00:28:09,888 --> 00:28:11,722 - It's a lot of money. 531 00:28:11,724 --> 00:28:15,292 - $2 1/2 million? It's more than a lot of money. 532 00:28:15,294 --> 00:28:17,695 - No, honey, I meant the 350,000 for us. 533 00:28:17,697 --> 00:28:20,330 It is. Why aren't you happy? 534 00:28:20,332 --> 00:28:22,366 You told me you thought she was gonna get everything. 535 00:28:22,368 --> 00:28:24,435 - She's up to something. Believe me. 536 00:28:24,437 --> 00:28:27,104 Like she boned a 77-year-old man 537 00:28:27,106 --> 00:28:28,906 for five years for nothing. 538 00:28:28,908 --> 00:28:32,109 - But the will said this is what she wanted. 539 00:28:32,111 --> 00:28:35,979 - Why does she hate me so much? 540 00:28:35,981 --> 00:28:38,315 - It's really amazing. I mean, it's all here. 541 00:28:38,317 --> 00:28:39,717 Pretty much as simple as filling out 542 00:28:39,719 --> 00:28:41,251 some change-of-address stuff. 543 00:28:41,253 --> 00:28:42,720 What's the deal? 544 00:28:42,722 --> 00:28:44,388 You overdo it on the celebrating? 545 00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:46,323 'Cause I just started. 546 00:28:46,325 --> 00:28:49,860 - I don't know. - You don't know what? 547 00:28:49,862 --> 00:28:51,462 This is what we've been working for your whole life: 548 00:28:51,464 --> 00:28:53,497 To inherit this money. 549 00:28:53,499 --> 00:28:56,400 [LIQUID BUBBLING, DALLAS INHALING] 550 00:28:56,402 --> 00:28:58,402 [COUGHS] 551 00:28:58,404 --> 00:28:59,903 [EXHALES] 552 00:28:59,905 --> 00:29:01,371 You know what we should do? 553 00:29:01,373 --> 00:29:03,073 Order pizza. 554 00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:05,075 Call those assholes up at mazzotta's 555 00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:07,044 and say, "guess what, you have to deliver 556 00:29:07,046 --> 00:29:08,979 all the way out to the baker farm." 557 00:29:08,981 --> 00:29:11,315 pay them $1,000 if that's what they want. 558 00:29:11,317 --> 00:29:12,950 "Get in that tercel, 559 00:29:12,952 --> 00:29:15,219 and get that pizza out here now, fuckers." 560 00:29:15,221 --> 00:29:17,755 and they'll do it. - I'm not hungry. 561 00:29:17,757 --> 00:29:19,990 And it hurts my head, all these facts and figures. 562 00:29:19,992 --> 00:29:21,358 - What are you talking about? 563 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,127 You're four credits shy of being an m.b.a. 564 00:29:23,129 --> 00:29:25,028 - I'm not a businessman. I hate businessmen. 565 00:29:25,030 --> 00:29:26,897 - If jerry garcia hadn't lured you away, 566 00:29:26,899 --> 00:29:28,499 you would've been a great businessman. 567 00:29:28,501 --> 00:29:31,034 And who knew there was so much money in a country store? 568 00:29:31,036 --> 00:29:32,903 - I don't want money. - [SIGHS] 569 00:29:32,905 --> 00:29:35,239 You don't have to put such a shitty spin on everything. 570 00:29:35,241 --> 00:29:37,775 Maybe this is your father's way of giving you a chance 571 00:29:37,777 --> 00:29:39,276 to be what you always wanted to be. 572 00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:40,544 - This is my father reaching 573 00:29:40,546 --> 00:29:42,412 from beyond the grave to control me. 574 00:29:42,414 --> 00:29:44,281 The whole thing just insinuates that I'm crazy, 575 00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:45,849 that there's something wrong with the way that I live. 576 00:29:45,851 --> 00:29:47,518 But I'm fine. Everything's fine. 577 00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,853 - I'm supporting you. Of course, everything's fine. 578 00:29:49,855 --> 00:29:53,290 Look, I'm the last person that should be saying this, 579 00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:55,359 but what about me? 580 00:30:00,899 --> 00:30:02,533 - How's that? 581 00:30:02,535 --> 00:30:05,102 - What's the difference? - I don't like hurting you. 582 00:30:05,104 --> 00:30:08,372 - Well, I don't like that making a baby feels like chemotherapy. 583 00:30:08,374 --> 00:30:10,841 - Look, honey, your dad just died, 584 00:30:10,843 --> 00:30:12,075 and I'm shooting you full of hormones. 585 00:30:12,077 --> 00:30:15,579 If that doesn't make you crazy... 586 00:30:15,581 --> 00:30:18,282 - [SIGHS] are we gonna do this? 587 00:30:18,284 --> 00:30:20,083 [SIGHS] 588 00:30:20,085 --> 00:30:22,386 - You still look beautiful. 589 00:30:22,388 --> 00:30:24,855 - Thank you. 590 00:30:27,458 --> 00:30:28,892 [WATER SPLASHING] 591 00:30:28,894 --> 00:30:31,829 - Sorry. - I'll be out in a minute! 592 00:30:31,831 --> 00:30:34,531 - So you're really leaving? What are you gonna do now? 593 00:30:34,533 --> 00:30:37,835 - Some friends of mine have a farm in upstate new york. 594 00:30:37,837 --> 00:30:40,404 Maybe I'll go hang out with them for a while. 595 00:30:40,406 --> 00:30:44,374 - Just growing incense and making your own clothes? 596 00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:46,076 Not that you need any. 597 00:30:47,278 --> 00:30:49,379 [CLATTER] 598 00:30:49,381 --> 00:30:51,381 - No, actually, I have a degree. 599 00:30:51,383 --> 00:30:53,517 I'll probably go back to teaching special ed. 600 00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:57,221 - Gotta look out for number one, I guess. 601 00:31:00,925 --> 00:31:03,460 You are so lovely. 602 00:31:03,462 --> 00:31:05,963 - What's your point? 603 00:31:05,965 --> 00:31:08,265 - It's just, I knew the first mrs. Baker, 604 00:31:08,267 --> 00:31:11,368 and she wasn't even remotely in your league. 605 00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:14,104 I mean ever. 606 00:31:14,106 --> 00:31:16,039 - Are you stoned? 607 00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:17,975 - Sure, I'm the weird one. 608 00:31:17,977 --> 00:31:20,410 You had sex with a 900-year-old man. 609 00:31:20,412 --> 00:31:23,146 That barrel chest? Those toenails? 610 00:31:23,148 --> 00:31:25,883 - It probably sounds like a big joke, 611 00:31:25,885 --> 00:31:27,384 since that what love always sounds like 612 00:31:27,386 --> 00:31:28,886 to people like you. 613 00:31:28,888 --> 00:31:30,254 But sam took pleasure 614 00:31:30,256 --> 00:31:32,456 in everything in his life that was real: 615 00:31:32,458 --> 00:31:36,393 His food, his farm, his business, 616 00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:39,029 and, yes, his wife. 617 00:31:39,031 --> 00:31:40,898 - So when you were a little girl and you imagined 618 00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:42,566 being with somebody, that was it? 619 00:31:42,568 --> 00:31:45,235 - [LAUGHS] I can't believe you. 620 00:31:47,572 --> 00:31:49,973 Sam needed me, and he deserved me, 621 00:31:49,975 --> 00:31:51,642 because he was wonderful to me. 622 00:31:51,644 --> 00:31:53,911 - You forget you're talking about someone I knew. 623 00:31:53,913 --> 00:31:55,445 Longer than you, actually. 624 00:31:55,447 --> 00:31:57,180 He stopped talking to his son. 625 00:31:57,182 --> 00:32:00,083 - Ben stopped talking to him, and it broke his heart. 626 00:32:02,086 --> 00:32:05,656 Okay, well, maybe you better run along and get high, 627 00:32:05,658 --> 00:32:10,327 so at least one of us can forget we had this conversation. 628 00:32:10,329 --> 00:32:14,197 [HINGE CREAKS, DOOR CLOSES] 629 00:32:23,007 --> 00:32:26,009 [J.S. BACH'S AIR ON THE G STRING] 630 00:32:26,011 --> 00:32:33,083 ♪ ♪ 631 00:32:54,072 --> 00:32:55,605 [CLATTER] 632 00:33:04,282 --> 00:33:06,616 - Honey, what are you doing out there? 633 00:33:06,618 --> 00:33:08,352 - Just trying to keep these toys from killing the lawn. 634 00:33:08,354 --> 00:33:11,521 I'll be up in a minute. 635 00:33:11,523 --> 00:33:13,190 - Is something burning? 636 00:33:13,192 --> 00:33:14,725 I smell smoke. 637 00:33:19,364 --> 00:33:21,698 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 638 00:33:21,700 --> 00:33:28,772 ♪ ♪ 639 00:33:29,774 --> 00:33:32,142 [ROOSTER CROWS] 640 00:33:32,144 --> 00:33:35,145 - Morning. - Morning. 641 00:33:35,147 --> 00:33:36,580 I can make you some eggs if you want. 642 00:33:36,582 --> 00:33:39,116 - Now, are they the kind with blood spots in them? 643 00:33:39,118 --> 00:33:41,351 - They're eggs from chickens who walk around. 644 00:33:41,353 --> 00:33:43,186 - So they do have blood spots in them. 645 00:33:43,188 --> 00:33:45,422 - Okay, everybody, are you sitting down? 646 00:33:45,424 --> 00:33:47,424 Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit. 647 00:33:47,426 --> 00:33:49,359 I had a... sit! 648 00:33:49,361 --> 00:33:51,094 I had an incredible night, 649 00:33:51,096 --> 00:33:52,763 and I swear to god, it was a visitation, 650 00:33:52,765 --> 00:33:55,165 and, dallas, I can't thank you enough. 651 00:33:55,167 --> 00:33:56,533 - Are you okay? 652 00:33:56,535 --> 00:33:58,635 - I am beyond okay, I'm past okay. 653 00:33:58,637 --> 00:34:00,437 I'm not even looking back at it anymore. 654 00:34:00,439 --> 00:34:02,372 Steve was right, this is my chance. 655 00:34:02,374 --> 00:34:04,341 Of course, I can't do it alone, but I was thinking about 656 00:34:04,343 --> 00:34:06,109 taking the money from the grocery store 657 00:34:06,111 --> 00:34:08,145 and creating an institute where people can come and study 658 00:34:08,147 --> 00:34:10,647 how to regain man's balance with nature. 659 00:34:10,649 --> 00:34:13,483 Horticulture, agriculture, aquaculture. 660 00:34:13,485 --> 00:34:14,785 Angela, you know about all this shit, 661 00:34:14,787 --> 00:34:16,386 and you can give lessons on cleaning 662 00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:17,687 and all that women's stuff. And, steve, 663 00:34:17,689 --> 00:34:19,089 if we're gonna have a society, 664 00:34:19,091 --> 00:34:20,424 we're gonna need a tv station. 665 00:34:20,426 --> 00:34:22,726 You could have the whole station. 666 00:34:22,728 --> 00:34:24,694 - That sounds great. 667 00:34:26,197 --> 00:34:28,231 You look like you haven't slept much. 668 00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:29,766 Why don't you sit down, and we'll have some breakfast 669 00:34:29,768 --> 00:34:31,268 and talk about the plan. 670 00:34:31,270 --> 00:34:32,569 - You understand I'm talking 671 00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:34,538 about fundamental changes to society. 672 00:34:34,540 --> 00:34:35,839 - Mm-hmm. - I'm not hungry. 673 00:34:35,841 --> 00:34:40,243 I have a mission statement to write. 674 00:34:42,747 --> 00:34:45,449 - Is it always like that? 675 00:34:45,451 --> 00:34:47,517 - He usually doesn't make that much sense. 676 00:34:47,519 --> 00:34:50,187 I'll be right back. 677 00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:54,124 Hey, genius at work. 678 00:34:54,126 --> 00:34:56,226 - I'm modeling it on plato's school of athens, 679 00:34:56,228 --> 00:34:57,828 only not the socratic method. 680 00:34:57,830 --> 00:35:00,497 It's more like buddha. You can relax. 681 00:35:00,499 --> 00:35:02,499 I can see what's going on in your face right now. 682 00:35:02,501 --> 00:35:04,434 - It's 1/10th of what's going on in my mind. 683 00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:06,570 - You told me that my father had a plan for me 684 00:35:06,572 --> 00:35:08,205 to do what I wanted, and this is what I want, 685 00:35:08,207 --> 00:35:09,773 and I'm not leaving you behind! 686 00:35:09,775 --> 00:35:11,842 The tv station thing was just off the top of my head. 687 00:35:11,844 --> 00:35:13,577 I want you to know that I'm grateful. 688 00:35:13,579 --> 00:35:15,312 And the way that I figure it, 689 00:35:15,314 --> 00:35:17,147 there's enough for me to keep the grocery store 690 00:35:17,149 --> 00:35:19,616 and for you to have the farm and the house. 691 00:35:19,618 --> 00:35:23,253 And it's not a gift. You've earned it. 692 00:35:23,255 --> 00:35:25,422 - Suddenly, the plan seems more appealing, 693 00:35:25,424 --> 00:35:27,858 but I don't think you're... you seem a little... 694 00:35:27,860 --> 00:35:29,693 - the journey to enlightenment is stressful. 695 00:35:29,695 --> 00:35:32,162 - No, it's not enlightened. 696 00:35:32,164 --> 00:35:33,864 [CAR APPROACHING] 697 00:35:33,866 --> 00:35:35,799 Great, mom's home. 698 00:35:42,340 --> 00:35:43,707 - Why are you still here? 699 00:35:43,709 --> 00:35:47,377 - Why are you so angry? 700 00:35:47,379 --> 00:35:51,815 - This was my mother's. 701 00:35:51,817 --> 00:35:53,183 - I need you to mellow out. 702 00:35:53,185 --> 00:35:54,851 - I need to keep my wits about me. 703 00:35:54,853 --> 00:35:56,820 I wanna get this all down. - Please, you're out of control. 704 00:35:56,822 --> 00:35:58,288 Let's take the edge off. 705 00:35:58,290 --> 00:36:00,390 [LIGHTS LIGHTER] - Great. 706 00:36:00,392 --> 00:36:02,325 This is my wedding all over again. 707 00:36:02,327 --> 00:36:04,794 - What are you doing? This is important shit! 708 00:36:04,796 --> 00:36:06,730 This is a chance to right your life! 709 00:36:06,732 --> 00:36:08,932 Drugs are not the answer! - That's what I've been saying! 710 00:36:08,934 --> 00:36:10,767 - Thank god you're here, because I can't do it all alone. 711 00:36:10,769 --> 00:36:12,636 - Jesus, get out and go away. 712 00:36:12,638 --> 00:36:14,337 I need to talk to my brother. - He doesn't wanna talk. 713 00:36:14,339 --> 00:36:15,805 - Yes, I do, I have a plan. I'm gonna start... 714 00:36:15,807 --> 00:36:17,374 - ben, you don't have to tell her your plan. 715 00:36:17,376 --> 00:36:19,442 - Steve, I would prefer to forego your input, 716 00:36:19,444 --> 00:36:21,878 since it most recently resulted in my brother becoming fat, 717 00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:25,515 unemployed, and growing that superbly antisocial beard. 718 00:36:25,517 --> 00:36:28,185 - Do not talk to him like that. - No, no, it's okay. 719 00:36:28,187 --> 00:36:30,487 You know what, terry? I am gonna get out of your way. 720 00:36:30,489 --> 00:36:32,756 So you can direct that rage where it really belongs... 721 00:36:32,758 --> 00:36:35,892 at your grieving family. 722 00:36:40,464 --> 00:36:42,899 - He doesn't understand what's going on. 723 00:36:42,901 --> 00:36:46,336 The decisions that you make now could secure a real future. 724 00:36:46,338 --> 00:36:47,871 - You don't think I know that? - I'm sorry! 725 00:36:47,873 --> 00:36:49,973 I guess I just got blindsided yesterday. 726 00:36:49,975 --> 00:36:51,708 - It blew me away too! 727 00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:53,376 I didn't want the headache, but then I thought, 728 00:36:53,378 --> 00:36:55,745 "all of this is part of something amazing. 729 00:36:55,747 --> 00:36:58,648 Life stuff, renewal, rebuilding." 730 00:36:58,650 --> 00:37:01,351 - yes, exactly. 731 00:37:01,353 --> 00:37:02,686 - I mean, this chrysalis has served us 732 00:37:02,688 --> 00:37:04,688 as we developed from pupa to adult. 733 00:37:04,690 --> 00:37:07,390 And now, it has to be shed and eaten. 734 00:37:07,392 --> 00:37:09,693 - What are we talking about? 735 00:37:09,695 --> 00:37:11,361 - I really want to utilize this capital 736 00:37:11,363 --> 00:37:12,829 to right some major wrongs, 737 00:37:12,831 --> 00:37:14,998 educate some mysteries, set some ideas free. 738 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,702 - Well, why don't I find a way to manage my finances 739 00:37:18,704 --> 00:37:20,604 so I can support you in eight months, 740 00:37:20,606 --> 00:37:23,273 after you've pissed away what it took dad a lifetime to make. 741 00:37:23,275 --> 00:37:24,975 - I hear where you're coming from, but it's just money. 742 00:37:24,977 --> 00:37:27,544 It doesn't mean dad loved me more than you. 743 00:37:27,546 --> 00:37:29,246 - What? 744 00:37:29,248 --> 00:37:30,981 - It doesn't mean dad loved me more than you. 745 00:37:30,983 --> 00:37:33,350 - He didn't... love you more. 746 00:37:33,352 --> 00:37:36,386 You were the squeaky wheel, so you got all the oil. 747 00:37:38,489 --> 00:37:40,457 And if I were you, 748 00:37:40,459 --> 00:37:44,494 I wouldn't rush off to go change the world quite yet. 749 00:37:50,835 --> 00:37:52,936 - Hello! 750 00:37:52,938 --> 00:37:54,404 Anybody? 751 00:37:54,406 --> 00:37:56,873 I'm gonna go now. 752 00:38:05,616 --> 00:38:09,319 Ben! Ben! 753 00:38:09,321 --> 00:38:13,556 - Yeah, I'm up here. 754 00:38:13,558 --> 00:38:15,592 - Look at you. 755 00:38:15,594 --> 00:38:18,762 Master of all you survey. - Yeah. 756 00:38:18,764 --> 00:38:21,698 - You know, I wouldn't go if I didn't have this job thing. 757 00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:23,767 I'll be out next weekend, I promise. 758 00:38:23,769 --> 00:38:26,836 Plus, you can always call. - Oh, I'll call. 759 00:38:26,838 --> 00:38:30,307 I'll call as soon as I get that big fat check for you. 760 00:38:30,309 --> 00:38:34,044 - Hey, you know, I didn't think you were really gonna do that. 761 00:38:34,046 --> 00:38:37,881 - Hey, buddy, I love you. 762 00:38:37,883 --> 00:38:40,850 - Take a shower, okay? 763 00:38:43,020 --> 00:38:44,621 [CAR ALARM CHIRPS] 764 00:38:48,392 --> 00:38:49,626 - Wait, so you're just gonna leave? 765 00:38:49,628 --> 00:38:51,728 - Yeah, I gotta get going. 766 00:38:51,730 --> 00:38:54,364 It was really great to see you, and thanks for the pie. 767 00:38:54,366 --> 00:38:56,933 - That was for dinner. - I'll be eating dinner. 768 00:38:56,935 --> 00:38:58,601 - No, for everyone. 769 00:38:58,603 --> 00:39:00,470 - You're not as giving as I thought you were. 770 00:39:00,472 --> 00:39:02,005 - I don't want the pie back. I just... 771 00:39:02,007 --> 00:39:04,574 well, I guess you know ben better than I do. 772 00:39:04,576 --> 00:39:06,509 Is he gonna be okay here by himself? 773 00:39:06,511 --> 00:39:08,978 - By himself? What, now you're gonna leave? 774 00:39:08,980 --> 00:39:10,714 I mean, with that poor kid up there? 775 00:39:10,716 --> 00:39:12,916 - So he's not okay? - He's right as rain. 776 00:39:12,918 --> 00:39:15,985 I mean, his father just died, he's got a drug problem, 777 00:39:15,987 --> 00:39:18,455 probably some kind of manic-depressive disorder, 778 00:39:18,457 --> 00:39:21,524 and, honestly, he wasn't that well screwed together 779 00:39:21,526 --> 00:39:23,660 to begin with, but he's an adult, 780 00:39:23,662 --> 00:39:26,363 and I have to go back to do the 4:30 weather. 781 00:39:26,365 --> 00:39:28,431 And though you're under no obligation, 782 00:39:28,433 --> 00:39:31,368 would it be so bad to take another two or three weeks 783 00:39:31,370 --> 00:39:33,803 before you do whatever bullshit you have to do? 784 00:39:33,805 --> 00:39:37,073 - You mean teaching disabled kids? 785 00:39:37,075 --> 00:39:39,042 - Oh, now they're disabled. 786 00:39:39,044 --> 00:39:41,444 Do you have any actual plans? 787 00:39:44,882 --> 00:39:47,117 - I guess I could take my time moving out. 788 00:39:47,119 --> 00:39:48,785 - Great. - You get a week, 789 00:39:48,787 --> 00:39:50,387 and I'm not adopting him. 790 00:39:50,389 --> 00:39:53,523 - Perfect. I'm gonna leave you my number, 791 00:39:53,525 --> 00:39:55,692 in case you have to get in touch. 792 00:39:55,694 --> 00:39:59,162 Did you know I'm on tv? 793 00:39:59,164 --> 00:40:01,765 - [LAUGHS] 794 00:40:01,767 --> 00:40:04,834 Yeah, actually, sam bragged about you once. 795 00:40:04,836 --> 00:40:07,570 - I think he liked you, but he couldn't really express it. 796 00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:12,075 - Yeah, it always came out as "moron troublemaker." 797 00:40:12,077 --> 00:40:13,610 he hated the irish too. 798 00:40:13,612 --> 00:40:15,445 People forget that. 799 00:40:15,447 --> 00:40:17,714 [CAR DOOR CLOSES, ENGINE STARTS] 800 00:40:17,716 --> 00:40:19,849 Okay, now, will you let me know if I run over a chicken? 801 00:40:19,851 --> 00:40:22,786 'Cause the pie's all I can eat right now. 802 00:40:22,788 --> 00:40:24,187 - How long does he stay up there? 803 00:40:24,189 --> 00:40:25,755 - Let me know. 804 00:40:49,547 --> 00:40:51,648 - Hey. - Hey. 805 00:40:51,650 --> 00:40:53,216 How are you holding up? 806 00:40:53,218 --> 00:40:55,819 - [SIGHS] I don't know. 807 00:40:55,821 --> 00:40:57,487 It's all temporary, right? 808 00:40:57,489 --> 00:40:59,722 - Angela, you knew, when you decided to get involved 809 00:40:59,724 --> 00:41:03,493 with a man so much older, it wasn't for life. 810 00:41:03,495 --> 00:41:05,628 - You are so sentimental. 811 00:41:05,630 --> 00:41:08,998 - Okay, alls I'm saying is that you had that experience. 812 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,234 Now, don't be afraid to be with a man your age. 813 00:41:11,236 --> 00:41:12,836 You got a whole time ahead. 814 00:41:15,105 --> 00:41:17,073 - Ben asked me to put these up. 815 00:41:17,075 --> 00:41:19,509 - I have some. They upset people. 816 00:41:19,511 --> 00:41:22,145 - Hey, ma, samuel stoltzfoos is outside. 817 00:41:22,147 --> 00:41:23,813 You have to negotiate the lettuce with him. 818 00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:27,584 - No, listen, I gotta go. I might need my hands. 819 00:41:27,586 --> 00:41:29,519 Okay. 820 00:41:29,521 --> 00:41:31,561 - Hello, terry. - Good morning, sunshine. 821 00:41:36,694 --> 00:41:39,829 - It's hard, huh, without him? 822 00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:42,832 - Yeah, try to keep busy. 823 00:41:44,168 --> 00:41:46,002 - Uh, about ben... 824 00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:48,605 - god, don't stick your nose in that too. 825 00:41:48,607 --> 00:41:50,206 - I'm living with him, terry. 826 00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:52,575 - Nobody asked you to. In fact, I'm surprised 827 00:41:52,577 --> 00:41:53,776 that you didn't blow out of town 828 00:41:53,778 --> 00:41:54,978 on the next guy who came through. 829 00:41:54,980 --> 00:41:57,213 - [SCOFFS] Jesus, that tongue! 830 00:41:57,215 --> 00:41:59,916 I think you just spoiled all the vegetables in here. 831 00:41:59,918 --> 00:42:02,051 - You know, you came into my family very recently 832 00:42:02,053 --> 00:42:04,254 and you started telling everybody what to do, 833 00:42:04,256 --> 00:42:06,789 which was nothing... do nothing. 834 00:42:06,791 --> 00:42:08,958 - That is not true! - You convinced my father 835 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,894 to let a thriving business go to seed. 836 00:42:10,896 --> 00:42:13,897 "These are the good years! Life is for living!" 837 00:42:13,899 --> 00:42:15,899 I mean, christ! A man his age 838 00:42:15,901 --> 00:42:18,635 throwing himself into yoga and guitar lessons... 839 00:42:18,637 --> 00:42:21,237 - you don't believe in growing! - You don't grow! 840 00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:23,106 You're a tumbleweed 841 00:42:23,108 --> 00:42:25,208 who blows around whenever the wind changes. 842 00:42:25,210 --> 00:42:27,810 - Shit, I swore I wouldn't engage. 843 00:42:27,812 --> 00:42:29,045 I gotta go. 844 00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:31,648 - You know, people hide in charity. 845 00:42:33,651 --> 00:42:35,752 - Once in a while, assume other people 846 00:42:35,754 --> 00:42:37,854 are as good as you, not worse. 847 00:42:39,990 --> 00:42:42,659 - They're not. 848 00:42:42,661 --> 00:42:45,828 - How was the vacation? 849 00:42:45,830 --> 00:42:47,764 - It wasn't a vacation. - Oh. 850 00:42:47,766 --> 00:42:49,232 Did you get your eyes done? 851 00:42:49,234 --> 00:42:50,867 - [OVER P.A.] delia got some fan mail, you know. 852 00:42:50,869 --> 00:42:52,268 - Is that right? 853 00:42:52,270 --> 00:42:54,003 - 100 bucks says delta's fan mail 854 00:42:54,005 --> 00:42:56,205 came from a member of the cafeteria staff! 855 00:42:56,207 --> 00:42:58,041 - [OVER P.A.] corporate thinks each piece of mail 856 00:42:58,043 --> 00:43:00,109 represents 1,000 viewers. 857 00:43:00,111 --> 00:43:02,345 - What, did she do a really good job? 858 00:43:02,347 --> 00:43:03,813 - Hey, what was with you 859 00:43:03,815 --> 00:43:05,048 wrestling that bum the other day? 860 00:43:05,050 --> 00:43:06,349 Nicely done. 861 00:43:06,351 --> 00:43:08,885 - So did you know him or something? 862 00:43:08,887 --> 00:43:11,054 - You know how it is. You buy someone a cup of coffee 863 00:43:11,056 --> 00:43:13,723 and suddenly, they're your best friend. 864 00:43:13,725 --> 00:43:15,091 Do I need my eyes done? 865 00:43:15,093 --> 00:43:16,693 - 30 seconds. 866 00:43:16,695 --> 00:43:18,595 - It would be illegal to make them any bluer. 867 00:43:18,597 --> 00:43:20,930 - See, that's what I think. 868 00:43:20,932 --> 00:43:22,932 - Spinach check. 869 00:43:22,934 --> 00:43:25,335 [DOOR OPENS] - You have no whitening trays? 870 00:43:25,337 --> 00:43:28,771 Now I really can't stay. 871 00:43:32,610 --> 00:43:35,812 - God, it must be tough having to win the viewers over 872 00:43:35,814 --> 00:43:37,680 one at a time like this. 873 00:43:37,682 --> 00:43:40,950 - You know, while you were off getting your eyes done 874 00:43:40,952 --> 00:43:43,953 over the weekend, paul flew me to martha's vineyard 875 00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:45,688 to show me this house, 876 00:43:45,690 --> 00:43:48,625 and it wasn't one of those stupid cape cod houses 877 00:43:48,627 --> 00:43:51,928 the tourists love. This was a year-round home 878 00:43:51,930 --> 00:43:54,764 where you could really be a part of the island. 879 00:43:54,766 --> 00:43:56,933 Paul understands the limitations of our job, 880 00:43:56,935 --> 00:43:59,836 and, let's face it, it's a short window 881 00:43:59,838 --> 00:44:01,904 and it's not really based on skill. 882 00:44:01,906 --> 00:44:04,240 - Yeah, I know that. Lucky for me, 883 00:44:04,242 --> 00:44:07,310 my finances have kind of been taking care of themselves. 884 00:44:07,312 --> 00:44:10,013 - Sandwich guy told me you nailed the baseball pool. 885 00:44:10,015 --> 00:44:13,349 - No, really. I'm coming into a little piece of property 886 00:44:13,351 --> 00:44:16,252 up in lancaster myself. I'll probably unload it. 887 00:44:16,254 --> 00:44:18,054 Brian williams has a place up there. 888 00:44:18,056 --> 00:44:19,989 - I don't think so. 889 00:44:22,393 --> 00:44:25,094 Thanks for the ride. 890 00:44:25,096 --> 00:44:29,332 - Which is why I'm sick and tired of the bullshit. 891 00:44:29,334 --> 00:44:31,100 - Excuse me, sorry. 892 00:44:31,102 --> 00:44:32,335 I was just passing through. 893 00:44:32,337 --> 00:44:34,337 - Sit, please. Join us. 894 00:44:36,940 --> 00:44:41,144 Everybody, this is angela, my stepmother. 895 00:44:44,281 --> 00:44:48,117 - Didn't we meet at the plastic bag rally? 896 00:44:48,119 --> 00:44:50,353 Oh, your skin is so white. 897 00:44:50,355 --> 00:44:52,755 - I think we should listen now. 898 00:44:54,158 --> 00:44:57,694 - If we create a non-profit society, 899 00:44:57,696 --> 00:45:00,863 we can reap the tax benefits of said society. 900 00:45:00,865 --> 00:45:03,933 It is gonna be a beginning and an ending 901 00:45:03,935 --> 00:45:05,702 of life as we know it, 902 00:45:05,704 --> 00:45:11,274 and that is why I'm calling it "the omega society." 903 00:45:11,276 --> 00:45:13,376 - I hate to stick my nose into this, but... 904 00:45:13,378 --> 00:45:16,245 - everyone's voice has equal merit. 905 00:45:16,247 --> 00:45:19,382 - "The omega society" sounds like "the omega institute." 906 00:45:19,384 --> 00:45:22,151 it's a holistic organization. 907 00:45:22,153 --> 00:45:25,788 Environmentalism, spiritual rebirth. 908 00:45:25,790 --> 00:45:28,725 - It's total synchronicity is what it is. 909 00:45:28,727 --> 00:45:31,294 Not only is it the perfect name for our society, 910 00:45:31,296 --> 00:45:34,063 but it already exists. 911 00:45:34,065 --> 00:45:36,199 - I think there's an omega society too, 912 00:45:36,201 --> 00:45:38,000 so I don't think legally we... 913 00:45:38,002 --> 00:45:40,470 - justin, it's not about what is legal! 914 00:45:40,472 --> 00:45:42,171 I grew up out here. 915 00:45:42,173 --> 00:45:44,207 There are amish people on three sides of this farm. 916 00:45:44,209 --> 00:45:46,075 They don't vote. 917 00:45:46,077 --> 00:45:47,777 They don't join the army. 918 00:45:47,779 --> 00:45:51,114 They don't send their children to our schools. 919 00:45:51,116 --> 00:45:56,085 When you live off the land and you're honest, 920 00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:59,188 things fall into place! 921 00:46:00,991 --> 00:46:05,895 You are a beacon to that babylon out there. 922 00:46:05,897 --> 00:46:08,097 - My cousin lives in oregon. 923 00:46:08,099 --> 00:46:10,800 Ben's right. 924 00:46:16,273 --> 00:46:19,208 - So I've never seen you at the marriott before. 925 00:46:19,210 --> 00:46:21,144 - Oh, I really shouldn't. 926 00:46:21,146 --> 00:46:24,046 - You just gonna go home and stare at an empty dog bed? 927 00:46:24,048 --> 00:46:25,948 Chester doesn't get home from the hospital 928 00:46:25,950 --> 00:46:28,417 till tomorrow, right? 929 00:46:28,419 --> 00:46:30,520 - His name is "clarence," 930 00:46:30,522 --> 00:46:32,522 he got out of the hospital today, 931 00:46:32,524 --> 00:46:35,124 and my mom is watching him. 932 00:46:35,126 --> 00:46:36,993 But you sure are a good listener. 933 00:46:36,995 --> 00:46:40,496 - So are you, and a very beautiful one, actually. 934 00:46:42,399 --> 00:46:48,004 - [CHUCKLES] - [MOANS] 935 00:46:48,006 --> 00:46:49,572 - I think clarence needs me. 936 00:46:49,574 --> 00:46:51,507 - Seriously, I'm really fast. 937 00:46:51,509 --> 00:46:53,142 [PHONE BUZZES] 938 00:46:53,144 --> 00:46:54,944 Did you give my number to someone? 939 00:46:54,946 --> 00:46:56,579 - I don't even have your... - Shh, one second. 940 00:46:56,581 --> 00:46:57,980 Hello. 941 00:46:57,982 --> 00:46:59,382 - Ugh. 942 00:46:59,384 --> 00:47:01,150 I really didn't mean to bother you. 943 00:47:01,152 --> 00:47:04,187 Ben's fine, but we just got this registered letter. 944 00:47:04,189 --> 00:47:05,588 Terry's challenging the will. 945 00:47:05,590 --> 00:47:07,123 - Why? 946 00:47:07,125 --> 00:47:08,991 I mean, I know why. But under what grounds? 947 00:47:08,993 --> 00:47:10,993 - Well, it's ben's competency. 948 00:47:10,995 --> 00:47:12,328 There's gonna be a hearing, 949 00:47:12,330 --> 00:47:14,363 and he has to see a psychiatrist. 950 00:47:14,365 --> 00:47:15,965 - Can you believe this? 951 00:47:15,967 --> 00:47:18,601 This morning the bank account was shut down. 952 00:47:18,603 --> 00:47:21,170 It's a classic obstacle to a pioneer. 953 00:47:21,172 --> 00:47:24,507 It's like galileo or che or Jesus. 954 00:47:24,509 --> 00:47:26,342 Every great move has a countermove. 955 00:47:26,344 --> 00:47:27,944 But let me tell you, 956 00:47:27,946 --> 00:47:30,313 my sister's greed is not gonna stop the evolution 957 00:47:30,315 --> 00:47:32,849 of mind and body that's going on out here! 958 00:47:32,851 --> 00:47:34,851 - No, no, no, look, you need to calm down. 959 00:47:34,853 --> 00:47:36,118 Just get a lawyer. 960 00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:38,921 - A law... you think I'm crazy now? 961 00:47:38,923 --> 00:47:40,456 - Go see the shrink. 962 00:47:40,458 --> 00:47:43,626 It's like giving them the money if you don't go. 963 00:47:43,628 --> 00:47:45,995 - I could be my own lawyer, you know? 964 00:47:45,997 --> 00:47:47,263 - There you go. 965 00:47:47,265 --> 00:47:48,865 - I could prepare a brief, 966 00:47:48,867 --> 00:47:50,566 one of those 600-page obstructionist babies. 967 00:47:50,568 --> 00:47:53,169 [LAUGHING] they don't know who they're fucking with. 968 00:47:53,171 --> 00:47:54,570 [PHONE THUDS] 969 00:47:59,343 --> 00:48:00,910 - Hey, you still there? 970 00:48:00,912 --> 00:48:02,111 - Yes. 971 00:48:02,113 --> 00:48:03,579 Any other fires to put out? 972 00:48:03,581 --> 00:48:05,915 - It is just getting more and more intense, 973 00:48:05,917 --> 00:48:09,619 and there are a lot of other people involved now. 974 00:48:09,621 --> 00:48:13,022 - Like you and me? 975 00:48:13,024 --> 00:48:15,258 - No, I mean there are these hippie kids now 976 00:48:15,260 --> 00:48:18,394 and the store and now this court thing. 977 00:48:18,396 --> 00:48:20,329 He just seems very agitated. 978 00:48:20,331 --> 00:48:22,064 I mean, I've been trying to deal with it, 979 00:48:22,066 --> 00:48:25,668 but...[SIGHS] I'm just glad I could call you. 980 00:48:25,670 --> 00:48:27,536 - You can always call me. 981 00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:31,440 - I'm leaving. - [WHISPERING] maybe you should. 982 00:48:31,442 --> 00:48:33,910 - Oh, my god, is there someone there? 983 00:48:33,912 --> 00:48:37,013 - No, I'm alone. 984 00:48:37,015 --> 00:48:38,247 Now. 985 00:48:38,249 --> 00:48:39,949 - I'm sorry. 986 00:48:39,951 --> 00:48:43,619 - It's fine. You're just doing your job. 987 00:48:43,621 --> 00:48:47,323 My job actually. 988 00:48:49,293 --> 00:48:50,660 - I don't really know him. 989 00:48:50,662 --> 00:48:52,361 - He's ben. 990 00:48:52,363 --> 00:48:54,530 He's a blast most of the time. 991 00:48:54,532 --> 00:48:56,699 But you didn't know his mother. 992 00:48:56,701 --> 00:49:00,603 He inherited some things that weren't in the will. 993 00:49:00,605 --> 00:49:02,305 - Yeah, sam mentioned that. 994 00:49:02,307 --> 00:49:05,141 - Probably nothing like the free love, 995 00:49:05,143 --> 00:49:07,076 whole foods thing you grew up in. 996 00:49:07,078 --> 00:49:08,511 - My father was an actuary 997 00:49:08,513 --> 00:49:11,047 for the hartford insurance company. 998 00:49:11,049 --> 00:49:14,250 He died at his desk. I was still at andover. 999 00:49:14,252 --> 00:49:18,220 - Huh. Like, say, about sam's age? 1000 00:49:18,222 --> 00:49:20,356 - What? - So you must be loaded. 1001 00:49:20,358 --> 00:49:23,259 - [LAUGHS] 1002 00:49:23,261 --> 00:49:25,261 Is he gonna be okay or not? 1003 00:49:25,263 --> 00:49:27,063 - This is the way it usually goes. 1004 00:49:27,065 --> 00:49:29,999 The best thing to do is keep feeding him. 1005 00:49:30,001 --> 00:49:32,401 Food is nature's vicodin. 1006 00:49:32,403 --> 00:49:34,637 That's good too, by the way, if you have it. 1007 00:49:37,607 --> 00:49:40,977 You should finally be getting some rain up that way, you know? 1008 00:49:40,979 --> 00:49:45,014 - Hmm. I'm not too sure about that. 1009 00:49:57,527 --> 00:50:00,663 Well, good night. 1010 00:50:02,532 --> 00:50:04,567 - Yeah, good night to you too. 1011 00:50:30,293 --> 00:50:31,854 [THUD] [GRUNTS] 1012 00:50:43,140 --> 00:50:49,145 Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! 1013 00:50:52,449 --> 00:50:54,450 Whoo! 1014 00:50:54,452 --> 00:50:56,185 [HORSE CHUFF S] 1015 00:50:57,320 --> 00:50:59,588 - Ben? 1016 00:50:59,590 --> 00:51:00,790 Ben? 1017 00:51:00,792 --> 00:51:02,458 Is he ready? 1018 00:51:02,460 --> 00:51:05,061 - Ben, terry's here! 1019 00:51:05,063 --> 00:51:06,729 I can't believe you're doing this. 1020 00:51:06,731 --> 00:51:09,331 - Yeah, well, I can't believe you're still here. 1021 00:51:09,333 --> 00:51:11,233 Ben? 1022 00:51:11,235 --> 00:51:13,769 Benji, we're going to the doctor, okay? 1023 00:51:13,771 --> 00:51:17,373 There isn't anything to be... 1024 00:51:17,375 --> 00:51:19,508 ben? 1025 00:51:23,580 --> 00:51:25,214 Great. 1026 00:51:32,389 --> 00:51:35,391 [INDISTINCT DISPATCHER CHATTER] 1027 00:51:35,393 --> 00:51:38,127 - Why aren't you inside? 1028 00:51:41,465 --> 00:51:42,798 Greetings. 1029 00:51:46,870 --> 00:51:49,638 - Sorry to keep bothering you like that. 1030 00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:51,440 - I don't think getting a glass of water 1031 00:51:51,442 --> 00:51:53,876 is the biggest inconvenience for these people right now. 1032 00:51:53,878 --> 00:51:57,546 - I was just explaining my admiration for these people. 1033 00:51:57,548 --> 00:51:59,648 They live off the land in kindness. 1034 00:51:59,650 --> 00:52:01,817 They don't believe in war or pollution. 1035 00:52:01,819 --> 00:52:03,819 I'll tell you, one day, when there's no earth left 1036 00:52:03,821 --> 00:52:05,788 'cause we used it up, 1037 00:52:05,790 --> 00:52:07,857 there'll be 10 square miles of lancaster county 1038 00:52:07,859 --> 00:52:10,392 where god still exists. 1039 00:52:10,394 --> 00:52:12,428 - Why are you naked? 1040 00:52:12,430 --> 00:52:15,164 - I didn't want that chemical smell on me anymore. 1041 00:52:15,166 --> 00:52:17,133 - That smell is not chemicals. 1042 00:52:17,135 --> 00:52:19,702 It's b.o., 'cause you have stopped showering, 1043 00:52:19,704 --> 00:52:22,705 and you ruined everything I bought you at the gap, 1044 00:52:22,707 --> 00:52:24,273 which you loved. - I don't anymore. 1045 00:52:24,275 --> 00:52:25,708 - We are going. 1046 00:52:25,710 --> 00:52:27,910 This entire incident is inappropriate 1047 00:52:27,912 --> 00:52:30,813 and probably illegal, and if I were mr. Yoder, 1048 00:52:30,815 --> 00:52:32,348 I would make you pay for the fact 1049 00:52:32,350 --> 00:52:33,682 that I missed two hours of farmwork 1050 00:52:33,684 --> 00:52:35,684 so I could ride into town on a buggy 1051 00:52:35,686 --> 00:52:37,386 to get a cop out here. 1052 00:52:37,388 --> 00:52:39,722 - You're wrong! We're having a conversation! 1053 00:52:39,724 --> 00:52:41,690 - I don't want to speak out of turn here, 1054 00:52:41,692 --> 00:52:44,426 but felty and sarah are not being hospitable. 1055 00:52:44,428 --> 00:52:47,563 They're pacifists, and this is how they respond 1056 00:52:47,565 --> 00:52:49,165 to being held hostage. 1057 00:52:59,776 --> 00:53:01,677 - Gosh, I'm... 1058 00:53:01,679 --> 00:53:03,779 I never meant to... i didn't... 1059 00:53:03,781 --> 00:53:06,182 - ben, I think you can keep the apron. 1060 00:53:08,718 --> 00:53:11,620 Let's go. 1061 00:53:11,622 --> 00:53:13,789 Yes, the best way to get the soda out of the bottle 1062 00:53:13,791 --> 00:53:16,892 is to shake it and shake it and shake it. 1063 00:53:16,894 --> 00:53:18,827 Need a ride? 1064 00:53:18,829 --> 00:53:20,229 - Yes. 1065 00:53:25,669 --> 00:53:27,303 - Next time, go over to the highway 1066 00:53:27,305 --> 00:53:29,738 and get anderson to ring the fire bell for you. 1067 00:53:29,740 --> 00:53:31,240 - I will. I apologize. 1068 00:53:31,242 --> 00:53:32,675 I might have been in a bit of a panic. 1069 00:53:32,677 --> 00:53:34,977 - I am terribly sorry, mr. Yoder. 1070 00:53:34,979 --> 00:53:38,247 - I'm sorry to hear about your father. 1071 00:53:38,249 --> 00:53:41,483 - Thank you very much. We all miss him, obviously. 1072 00:53:41,485 --> 00:53:43,986 - He was lucky to have a long life. 1073 00:53:43,988 --> 00:53:45,654 Such a caring daughter. 1074 00:53:45,656 --> 00:53:49,225 All he cared about was his family. 1075 00:53:49,227 --> 00:53:53,696 Surely, there's no other reason for being on this earth. 1076 00:53:53,698 --> 00:53:56,532 - What would you do if you couldn't have children? 1077 00:53:56,534 --> 00:54:00,436 - I would pray to god to send them to me. 1078 00:54:00,438 --> 00:54:03,272 - What if you don't believe in god? 1079 00:54:05,609 --> 00:54:08,010 - Maybe that's why you can't have children. 1080 00:54:11,815 --> 00:54:15,451 - [INHALES] [WATER GURGLES] 1081 00:54:15,453 --> 00:54:17,786 Honestly, ben, you really fucked me here. 1082 00:54:17,788 --> 00:54:20,389 - My independence of mind is obviously a threat to them. 1083 00:54:20,391 --> 00:54:22,658 - Them? - Society. 1084 00:54:22,660 --> 00:54:24,493 With all their poison. 1085 00:54:24,495 --> 00:54:25,861 I'm not putting it in my body. 1086 00:54:25,863 --> 00:54:27,663 - And I respect that deep-fried temple 1087 00:54:27,665 --> 00:54:28,897 that you've built, 1088 00:54:28,899 --> 00:54:31,734 but you have to stop running naked. 1089 00:54:31,736 --> 00:54:33,435 - I know. I panicked. 1090 00:54:33,437 --> 00:54:36,272 Even the most committed messenger has a moment of doubt. 1091 00:54:36,274 --> 00:54:37,773 - Keep that word "committed" in mind. 1092 00:54:37,775 --> 00:54:39,008 - Next time. 1093 00:54:39,010 --> 00:54:40,643 - Oh, you mean in the courtroom? 1094 00:54:40,645 --> 00:54:41,910 Because that's where we're heading, 1095 00:54:41,912 --> 00:54:43,445 and they might not stop with the money. 1096 00:54:43,447 --> 00:54:44,813 They can force you to take the medicine, 1097 00:54:44,815 --> 00:54:46,048 and they can lock you up. 1098 00:54:46,050 --> 00:54:47,449 [KNOCK AT DOOR] 1099 00:54:47,451 --> 00:54:49,385 We're studying in here. 1100 00:54:49,387 --> 00:54:51,487 - Anyone hungry? - Not really. 1101 00:54:51,489 --> 00:54:53,489 - I gotta go. 1102 00:54:53,491 --> 00:54:55,057 - Ben, you okay? 1103 00:54:55,059 --> 00:54:56,558 - I don't know. 1104 00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:58,427 I'm feeling a little stressed out. 1105 00:54:58,429 --> 00:55:00,062 - I'm stressed out. You're crazy. 1106 00:55:00,064 --> 00:55:03,299 Let's use the word freely as if it gives us power. 1107 00:55:03,301 --> 00:55:05,734 Good night. 1108 00:55:11,408 --> 00:55:13,776 [DOG BARKING] 1109 00:55:13,778 --> 00:55:15,844 - I see you've been arrested a few times. 1110 00:55:15,846 --> 00:55:17,813 Public outbursts, indecency, 1111 00:55:17,815 --> 00:55:19,948 a misdemeanor related to your profession, 1112 00:55:19,950 --> 00:55:23,452 which you listed here as "small farmer." 1113 00:55:23,454 --> 00:55:26,488 I also see that you've never considered medication. 1114 00:55:26,490 --> 00:55:30,859 - Antidepressants? They have been suggested, 1115 00:55:30,861 --> 00:55:33,862 as they have been to most of america. 1116 00:55:33,864 --> 00:55:36,498 - Well, I was thinking more like a mood stabilizer, 1117 00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:37,866 which for most is a very effective 1118 00:55:37,868 --> 00:55:39,835 therapeutic solution. 1119 00:55:39,837 --> 00:55:42,905 - No need to resist the magic of lithium, I know. 1120 00:55:42,907 --> 00:55:44,940 We should sprinkle its salty goodness 1121 00:55:44,942 --> 00:55:46,675 over the fries at mcdonald's 1122 00:55:46,677 --> 00:55:48,610 until we're dawn of the dead drooling 1123 00:55:48,612 --> 00:55:50,045 towards banana republic, 1124 00:55:50,047 --> 00:55:52,348 pushing our carts, dazed, through the market, 1125 00:55:52,350 --> 00:55:53,882 throwing the meat in, 1126 00:55:53,884 --> 00:55:57,953 black blood pooling under so much plastic. 1127 00:55:57,955 --> 00:55:59,855 - That's an interesting image. 1128 00:55:59,857 --> 00:56:02,491 - Which I wouldn't have if I was zonked on that shit. 1129 00:56:02,493 --> 00:56:04,526 I wouldn't feel this hum I've got going, 1130 00:56:04,528 --> 00:56:07,062 clear, sharp, and purposeful, 1131 00:56:07,064 --> 00:56:09,965 like every ion in my body is vibrating with genius. 1132 00:56:09,967 --> 00:56:11,467 - Marijuana is a chemical. 1133 00:56:11,469 --> 00:56:13,502 - It's green and from the earth. 1134 00:56:13,504 --> 00:56:14,703 - But it's a drug, 1135 00:56:14,705 --> 00:56:16,472 a way of dealing with your symptoms. 1136 00:56:16,474 --> 00:56:18,640 - Like the drug you get when you go into a restaurant 1137 00:56:18,642 --> 00:56:20,142 or come home after work 1138 00:56:20,144 --> 00:56:22,444 or offer a stranger the moment they come in your house. 1139 00:56:22,446 --> 00:56:27,049 Our whole social system is built around some drug. 1140 00:56:27,051 --> 00:56:30,953 Most cultures made beer before they had an alphabet. 1141 00:56:30,955 --> 00:56:33,088 - I'm going to ask you some questions, 1142 00:56:33,090 --> 00:56:36,158 and you can just tell me yes or no, okay? 1143 00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:38,660 Do you experience sensations of things 1144 00:56:38,662 --> 00:56:41,997 that are not there? 1145 00:56:41,999 --> 00:56:46,535 Do you hear voices? 1146 00:56:48,671 --> 00:56:50,672 Are you afraid right now? 1147 00:56:54,711 --> 00:56:58,747 - There are times that are wonderful, 1148 00:56:58,749 --> 00:57:01,583 and there are times that are horrible, 1149 00:57:01,585 --> 00:57:05,053 and the wonderful thing is, right now, I feel alive. 1150 00:57:05,055 --> 00:57:08,090 But the terrible thing is that you're not asking me how I feel 1151 00:57:08,092 --> 00:57:09,691 about my father dying. 1152 00:57:09,693 --> 00:57:11,126 - Oh, well, I was going... 1153 00:57:11,128 --> 00:57:13,629 - I feel alone in the universe, 1154 00:57:13,631 --> 00:57:15,864 except for steve. 1155 00:57:19,602 --> 00:57:21,904 - So why do you think you're here? 1156 00:57:25,008 --> 00:57:27,209 - Because I won the lottery. 1157 00:57:27,211 --> 00:57:32,047 Everybody's got their hand out. 1158 00:57:32,049 --> 00:57:33,649 - Now action back to barry with his suited ace. 1159 00:57:33,651 --> 00:57:36,685 80,000 to call to see a flop here. 1160 00:57:36,687 --> 00:57:37,986 And he will have to... 1161 00:57:37,988 --> 00:57:39,087 [CLICK] 1162 00:57:49,666 --> 00:57:52,201 - Yes, yes, you'll clean up later. 1163 00:58:00,610 --> 00:58:01,910 No. 1164 00:58:01,912 --> 00:58:06,048 Motherfucking god damn damn it! 1165 00:58:06,050 --> 00:58:07,983 [SIGHS] 1166 00:58:09,486 --> 00:58:11,487 Look at it, it's huge. 1167 00:58:11,489 --> 00:58:13,222 Leaves and acorns everywhere. 1168 00:58:13,224 --> 00:58:14,957 You gotta get rid of it. 1169 00:58:14,959 --> 00:58:16,992 - The building is called "the oaks." 1170 00:58:16,994 --> 00:58:18,627 it's the only one left. 1171 00:58:18,629 --> 00:58:20,262 - It's just a tree. 1172 00:58:20,264 --> 00:58:22,197 It blocks all the natural light. 1173 00:58:22,199 --> 00:58:24,933 Plus, it decreases the value of my unit. 1174 00:58:24,935 --> 00:58:27,236 I can circulate a petition if you want, 1175 00:58:27,238 --> 00:58:29,271 but you know everybody feels the same, 1176 00:58:29,273 --> 00:58:33,175 and you gotta be sick of cleaning up all this crap. 1177 00:58:33,177 --> 00:58:34,776 - I'll see what I can do. 1178 00:58:34,778 --> 00:58:36,945 - Great. That's all I can ask. 1179 00:58:36,947 --> 00:58:40,215 - Oh, and, steve, thanks for the oriole tickets. 1180 00:58:40,217 --> 00:58:42,217 - Freebies, armin. Don't be impressed. 1181 00:58:49,292 --> 00:58:52,294 - I happen to be in charge here. 1182 00:58:56,933 --> 00:58:59,001 Stop asking me where the debate is, 1183 00:58:59,003 --> 00:59:00,669 'cause I'm not going. - Ben? 1184 00:59:00,671 --> 00:59:02,604 - We all agreed on a starting place, 1185 00:59:02,606 --> 00:59:04,172 and that's where it's gonna be, and it's not about 1186 00:59:04,174 --> 00:59:06,141 who's got the most, it... [KNOCKING] 1187 00:59:06,143 --> 00:59:09,077 - Ben, who's in there with you? 1188 00:59:09,079 --> 00:59:10,279 - Hey. 1189 00:59:10,281 --> 00:59:12,147 - Were you on the phone? 1190 00:59:12,149 --> 00:59:14,249 - No. 1191 00:59:21,958 --> 00:59:26,261 - My diagnosis, as I wrote, is classic bipolar disorder, 1192 00:59:26,263 --> 00:59:28,263 euphoric with schizoid tendencies. 1193 00:59:28,265 --> 00:59:31,300 - [WHISPERING] see, I told you. 1194 00:59:31,302 --> 00:59:33,302 - So in your assessment, dr. Vincent, 1195 00:59:33,304 --> 00:59:36,638 you see mr. Baker as being incapable of understanding 1196 00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:38,907 any consequences for his actions? 1197 00:59:38,909 --> 00:59:40,709 - Yes. 1198 00:59:40,711 --> 00:59:42,744 - That is all we have to say, your honor. 1199 00:59:42,746 --> 00:59:44,980 - Uh, mr. Baker, 1200 00:59:44,982 --> 00:59:46,648 have you been having difficulty 1201 00:59:46,650 --> 00:59:48,717 distinguishing between real and unreal? 1202 00:59:48,719 --> 00:59:50,319 - My whole life. 1203 00:59:52,789 --> 00:59:54,022 - Hmm. 1204 00:59:54,024 --> 00:59:56,158 This is a very serious diagnosis. 1205 00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:57,859 Would you describe him 1206 00:59:57,861 --> 01:00:01,730 as a danger to himself or to other people? 1207 01:00:01,732 --> 01:00:03,765 - Actually, I would say no, 1208 01:00:03,767 --> 01:00:05,334 not at this moment. 1209 01:00:05,336 --> 01:00:07,903 It is, of course, completely possible. 1210 01:00:07,905 --> 01:00:09,771 - Well, I'm prepared to rule on this. 1211 01:00:09,773 --> 01:00:11,707 Mr. baker, ms. Coulter, 1212 01:00:11,709 --> 01:00:14,142 I have to agree with dr. Vincent's finding 1213 01:00:14,144 --> 01:00:16,078 that mr. Baker is... 1214 01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:18,013 I'm sorry to talk about you as though you weren't here, 1215 01:00:18,015 --> 01:00:21,817 but this 11-page handwritten brief didn't help, son. 1216 01:00:21,819 --> 01:00:25,621 He is seriously mentally troubled. 1217 01:00:25,623 --> 01:00:27,756 And he's likely to behave with this money 1218 01:00:27,758 --> 01:00:30,025 in an extremely irresponsible manner. 1219 01:00:30,027 --> 01:00:33,161 But hopefully, he won't, because as long as he's not 1220 01:00:33,163 --> 01:00:35,864 a threat to himself or other people, he can 1221 01:00:35,866 --> 01:00:38,033 go out and buy the world's largest hat if he wants. 1222 01:00:38,035 --> 01:00:39,401 [TAPS GAVEL] 1223 01:00:39,403 --> 01:00:41,303 - Your honor, you don't understand. 1224 01:00:41,305 --> 01:00:44,306 - Look, your father could have left his money to his dog. 1225 01:00:44,308 --> 01:00:45,941 The law is crystal clear. 1226 01:00:45,943 --> 01:00:47,676 If the government gets their piece, 1227 01:00:47,678 --> 01:00:50,746 the mandates of the deceased are to be observed. 1228 01:00:52,982 --> 01:00:54,883 - Ben, I'm just looking out for you, I swear. 1229 01:00:54,885 --> 01:00:56,785 - No, I'm looking out for you! 1230 01:00:56,787 --> 01:00:58,787 - Every time I think you're crazy, 1231 01:00:58,789 --> 01:01:01,890 along comes the justice system. 1232 01:01:01,892 --> 01:01:03,892 [UPBEAT COUNTRY MUSIC] 1233 01:01:03,894 --> 01:01:05,227 - Whoo! 1234 01:01:05,229 --> 01:01:06,995 Is this great or what? 1235 01:01:06,997 --> 01:01:09,965 - Yeah, glenlivet scotch in a shit hole like this? 1236 01:01:09,967 --> 01:01:11,266 - I'm buying everything. 1237 01:01:11,268 --> 01:01:13,969 Bartender, drinks on the house. 1238 01:01:13,971 --> 01:01:15,704 - My man! - Yeah! 1239 01:01:15,706 --> 01:01:17,205 [SCATTERED CHEERS] 1240 01:01:17,207 --> 01:01:19,107 - I am not buying everybody a drink. 1241 01:01:19,109 --> 01:01:21,710 - No, I think he means drinks are on him. 1242 01:01:21,712 --> 01:01:24,079 - What did I say? 1243 01:01:24,081 --> 01:01:25,914 - Hey, hey. 1244 01:01:25,916 --> 01:01:28,784 My mom... my mom just gave me the message. 1245 01:01:28,786 --> 01:01:30,285 Congratulations. - Oh, thanks. 1246 01:01:30,287 --> 01:01:32,154 It means so much. - Yeah. 1247 01:01:32,156 --> 01:01:33,455 - I don't know if you ever met my friend, steve dallas. 1248 01:01:33,457 --> 01:01:35,357 Steve, this is zed starkovitch. - Hi. 1249 01:01:35,359 --> 01:01:36,925 - He's kind of the chief administrator 1250 01:01:36,927 --> 01:01:38,460 of the whole omega society. 1251 01:01:38,462 --> 01:01:40,896 - I guess we should be saying congratulations to you. 1252 01:01:40,898 --> 01:01:44,700 Can we get another beer? 1253 01:01:44,702 --> 01:01:48,203 - To transforming society from within. 1254 01:01:48,205 --> 01:01:52,040 To being a tapeworm gnawing on its intestines, 1255 01:01:52,042 --> 01:01:54,976 sucking and feeding on the bile and waste, 1256 01:01:54,978 --> 01:01:57,813 growing stronger every minute. 1257 01:01:57,815 --> 01:02:00,315 - Okay, I'm gonna let you two celebrate. 1258 01:02:00,317 --> 01:02:03,085 Zed, can your mom take you and ben home? 1259 01:02:03,087 --> 01:02:06,354 - My mom's blind. 1260 01:02:06,356 --> 01:02:09,157 - I'm bottling this moment. 1261 01:02:09,159 --> 01:02:11,393 ♪ ♪ 1262 01:02:11,395 --> 01:02:15,897 - ♪ Walking on the dark side of the moon ♪ 1263 01:02:15,899 --> 01:02:17,365 ♪ I'm a loser, I'm a boozer ♪ 1264 01:02:17,367 --> 01:02:18,867 - [WHISTLES] 1265 01:02:21,170 --> 01:02:22,404 [BOSTON'S FOREPLAY/LONG TIME] 1266 01:02:22,406 --> 01:02:25,207 - ♪ I should be going yeah ♪ 1267 01:02:25,209 --> 01:02:28,310 ♪ And time doesn't wait for me ♪ 1268 01:02:28,312 --> 01:02:33,782 ♪ It keeps on rolling ♪ 1269 01:02:33,784 --> 01:02:36,852 ♪ Sail on ♪ 1270 01:02:36,854 --> 01:02:40,355 ♪ On a distant highway yeah ♪ 1271 01:02:40,357 --> 01:02:42,090 - You done celebrating? 1272 01:02:42,092 --> 01:02:44,960 - You gotta come out here. You've gotta see this. 1273 01:02:44,962 --> 01:02:47,529 - Where's ben? - Still hanging out. 1274 01:02:47,531 --> 01:02:50,198 Look at all these stars. 1275 01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:51,767 Have you seen this? 1276 01:02:51,769 --> 01:02:54,236 - Yeah. 1277 01:02:54,238 --> 01:02:57,239 Yeah, I have. Pretty great. 1278 01:02:57,241 --> 01:03:01,209 ♪ ♪ 1279 01:03:01,211 --> 01:03:03,545 - ♪ Well, I'm taking my time ♪ 1280 01:03:03,547 --> 01:03:06,481 - ♪ I'm just moving on ♪ 1281 01:03:06,483 --> 01:03:09,417 ♪ You'll forget about me after I've been gone ♪ 1282 01:03:09,419 --> 01:03:11,520 - ♪ And I take what I find ♪ 1283 01:03:11,522 --> 01:03:13,321 - Can you dance? 1284 01:03:13,323 --> 01:03:16,458 - You can't handle it. 1285 01:03:16,460 --> 01:03:19,094 ♪ ♪ 1286 01:03:19,096 --> 01:03:21,363 - ♪ Yeah-ah ♪ 1287 01:03:21,365 --> 01:03:23,832 [MUSIC STOPS] 1288 01:03:23,834 --> 01:03:25,133 - Come over here. 1289 01:03:35,411 --> 01:03:38,413 What is this? 1290 01:03:38,415 --> 01:03:40,148 - What are you talking about, "this"? 1291 01:03:40,150 --> 01:03:43,018 - Don't mess with me. This. 1292 01:03:43,020 --> 01:03:45,954 This place and you and you. 1293 01:03:45,956 --> 01:03:47,255 Your face. 1294 01:03:47,257 --> 01:03:49,391 - [LAUGHS] 1295 01:03:49,393 --> 01:03:51,059 I don't know what to say. 1296 01:03:51,061 --> 01:03:52,961 - Because you like me. 1297 01:04:03,472 --> 01:04:06,975 What? 1298 01:04:06,977 --> 01:04:09,244 Kiss me again or slap me or something, 1299 01:04:09,246 --> 01:04:12,013 but you've gotta stop looking at me all beautiful like that, 1300 01:04:12,015 --> 01:04:16,284 or you're gonna get more of this. 1301 01:04:16,286 --> 01:04:18,320 So you'd like more? 1302 01:04:18,322 --> 01:04:21,122 - I don't know. 1303 01:04:21,124 --> 01:04:22,357 I don't know who you are. 1304 01:04:22,359 --> 01:04:25,093 - Ugh. I know it's horrible, 1305 01:04:25,095 --> 01:04:28,029 but this is really it. This is who I am. 1306 01:04:28,031 --> 01:04:29,598 There's some good in it, I promise. 1307 01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:32,100 I have hobbies and stuff. I always pick up the check. 1308 01:04:32,102 --> 01:04:35,036 - You're stoned. You're always stoned. 1309 01:04:35,038 --> 01:04:36,504 - Actually, I'm drunk right now, 1310 01:04:36,506 --> 01:04:38,573 but again, that's part of who I am. 1311 01:04:38,575 --> 01:04:41,209 My personal ad: "loves to have a good time." 1312 01:04:41,211 --> 01:04:42,410 that's what I mean. 1313 01:04:42,412 --> 01:04:44,246 I eat life out of the big box. 1314 01:04:44,248 --> 01:04:46,381 I'm not hiding out here in the sticks 1315 01:04:46,383 --> 01:04:48,550 or wherever it is you're going to next. 1316 01:04:48,552 --> 01:04:50,318 - Doesn't it seem strange 1317 01:04:50,320 --> 01:04:53,388 that someone who eats life like you do, 1318 01:04:53,390 --> 01:04:56,424 who has it all, is trying to escape it? 1319 01:04:56,426 --> 01:04:58,126 - I like you. 1320 01:04:58,128 --> 01:05:00,662 - I bet you haven't had an interaction with anyone 1321 01:05:00,664 --> 01:05:03,632 in the last ten years that wasn't warped somehow. 1322 01:05:03,634 --> 01:05:06,501 My guess is you've got 1323 01:05:06,503 --> 01:05:08,503 some kind of free fall going on in there, 1324 01:05:08,505 --> 01:05:11,439 but you hide it all under this veil of charm 1325 01:05:11,441 --> 01:05:14,376 that people prefer to real interaction. 1326 01:05:14,378 --> 01:05:16,978 I don't. 1327 01:05:16,980 --> 01:05:19,147 - You think I'm charming? 1328 01:05:24,086 --> 01:05:25,420 Just to be clear, 1329 01:05:25,422 --> 01:05:29,591 if I'm sober, you're interested? 1330 01:05:29,593 --> 01:05:31,259 - Good night. 1331 01:05:31,261 --> 01:05:34,262 [GENTLE MUSIC] 1332 01:05:34,264 --> 01:05:41,336 ♪ ♪ 1333 01:05:51,113 --> 01:05:54,249 - People treat the environment like it's a big toilet. 1334 01:05:54,251 --> 01:05:56,117 They can dump everything they don't want, 1335 01:05:56,119 --> 01:05:58,520 flush it down, and they're never gonna see it again. 1336 01:05:58,522 --> 01:06:01,423 - Who the hell do you think you are? 1337 01:06:01,425 --> 01:06:02,657 - Excuse me? 1338 01:06:02,659 --> 01:06:04,459 - People get a little bit of money, 1339 01:06:04,461 --> 01:06:08,196 all of a sudden, they think everything they say is true. 1340 01:06:08,198 --> 01:06:10,131 You're still a big fat nothing. 1341 01:06:10,133 --> 01:06:11,533 - What? 1342 01:06:11,535 --> 01:06:13,435 - You're just a crazy jack-off 1343 01:06:13,437 --> 01:06:16,137 making bullshit plans that'll never amount to anything, 1344 01:06:16,139 --> 01:06:17,539 because that's what you are. 1345 01:06:17,541 --> 01:06:18,740 Nothing. 1346 01:06:18,742 --> 01:06:22,043 [ROCK MUSIC] 1347 01:06:22,045 --> 01:06:24,045 Ah! [POOL CUE CLATTERS] 1348 01:06:24,047 --> 01:06:25,380 - Who are you? 1349 01:06:25,382 --> 01:06:27,248 Who do you think you are? 1350 01:06:27,250 --> 01:06:29,417 - Oh, god! - Jesus christ! 1351 01:06:29,419 --> 01:06:31,286 ♪ ♪ 1352 01:06:31,288 --> 01:06:32,520 Hey, what the fuck's wrong with you? 1353 01:06:32,522 --> 01:06:34,055 - Did you hear what he said to me? 1354 01:06:34,057 --> 01:06:35,690 - I just ordered a beer. - Ben, I heard him, man. 1355 01:06:35,692 --> 01:06:38,293 That's all he said. - You're fucking crazy, man. 1356 01:06:38,295 --> 01:06:39,527 ♪ ♪ 1357 01:06:39,529 --> 01:06:42,230 - ♪ Get after your heart ♪ 1358 01:06:42,232 --> 01:06:45,266 ♪ And hold you gently by your hand ♪ 1359 01:06:45,268 --> 01:06:46,434 [POLICE SIREN WHOOPS] 1360 01:06:52,341 --> 01:06:57,112 - So you talk to the doctor, and I'll talk to slocum. 1361 01:06:57,114 --> 01:06:59,514 - He's okay? 1362 01:06:59,516 --> 01:07:03,218 - Yeah. Couple of stitches. 1363 01:07:03,220 --> 01:07:05,720 - Tell him I'm really sorry. 1364 01:07:07,790 --> 01:07:09,657 - Solomon, why don't you have a seat 1365 01:07:09,659 --> 01:07:11,393 while your dad and I have a word? 1366 01:07:11,395 --> 01:07:14,562 Ben, I'll be with you in a minute. 1367 01:07:14,564 --> 01:07:16,031 - I'm gonna get us some coffee. 1368 01:07:16,033 --> 01:07:18,366 I'll run you home after. 1369 01:07:30,446 --> 01:07:31,813 - Hey. 1370 01:07:31,815 --> 01:07:34,349 - Hi. 1371 01:07:36,185 --> 01:07:38,053 - You ever read this shit? 1372 01:07:38,055 --> 01:07:41,222 I mean, every issue is exactly the same. 1373 01:07:41,224 --> 01:07:43,324 - I guess. 1374 01:07:43,326 --> 01:07:44,793 - I mean, look at this, 1375 01:07:44,795 --> 01:07:47,595 why do you need a toothbrush on a desert island? 1376 01:07:54,236 --> 01:07:57,172 Why are you here? 1377 01:07:57,174 --> 01:08:01,142 - Because I talk to god. 1378 01:08:01,144 --> 01:08:03,511 - Oh, really? 1379 01:08:06,649 --> 01:08:08,817 - Why are you here? 1380 01:08:08,819 --> 01:08:11,419 - Me? I don't know. 1381 01:08:13,389 --> 01:08:15,457 They want me to take some medication, 1382 01:08:15,459 --> 01:08:18,460 be like everybody else. 1383 01:08:25,167 --> 01:08:28,436 - Solomon, we'll see you again on thursday, okay? 1384 01:08:28,438 --> 01:08:31,172 - Ben, shall we? 1385 01:08:34,276 --> 01:08:36,678 - [WHISPERING] god wants you to take your medicine. 1386 01:08:53,596 --> 01:08:57,132 [INDISTINCT DISPATCHER CHATTER] 1387 01:08:57,134 --> 01:09:00,135 [GENTLE MUSIC] 1388 01:09:00,137 --> 01:09:07,208 ♪ ♪ 1389 01:09:17,620 --> 01:09:23,158 - ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪ 1390 01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:27,829 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 1391 01:09:27,831 --> 01:09:31,633 [CAR DOOR OPENING AND CLOSING] 1392 01:09:32,835 --> 01:09:34,235 - Seatbelt. 1393 01:09:36,272 --> 01:09:38,406 [ENGINE STARTS] 1394 01:09:38,408 --> 01:09:45,480 ♪ ♪ 1395 01:09:46,415 --> 01:09:53,421 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ 1396 01:09:53,423 --> 01:10:00,495 ♪ ♪ 1397 01:10:02,831 --> 01:10:05,500 - He's still asleep. 1398 01:10:05,502 --> 01:10:08,503 - It's incredible that a woman with such a great hangover cure 1399 01:10:08,505 --> 01:10:10,371 can be against drinking. 1400 01:10:10,373 --> 01:10:14,943 - I'm not against drinking. Do you remember sam at all? 1401 01:10:14,945 --> 01:10:16,377 - Have you talked to terry? 1402 01:10:16,379 --> 01:10:18,379 - She doesn't know what to do. 1403 01:10:18,381 --> 01:10:20,782 - She's just gonna wait till it doesn't look so bad, 1404 01:10:20,784 --> 01:10:22,483 which means it's over. 1405 01:10:22,485 --> 01:10:24,385 - I think even ben knows that. 1406 01:10:24,387 --> 01:10:26,554 - Well, I guess you could come back to the city with me... 1407 01:10:26,556 --> 01:10:28,256 and I know what you're gonna say about cities, 1408 01:10:28,258 --> 01:10:30,825 but it's annapolis, really not even a city. 1409 01:10:30,827 --> 01:10:32,860 - Why would I go with you? 1410 01:10:32,862 --> 01:10:35,263 - What about dinner? Can I stay? 1411 01:10:35,265 --> 01:10:36,664 Can we think that far ahead? 1412 01:10:36,666 --> 01:10:37,932 - What about your job? 1413 01:10:37,934 --> 01:10:40,335 - I can't face doing the weather 1414 01:10:40,337 --> 01:10:43,638 in this completely unadulterated, unpolluted state. 1415 01:10:43,640 --> 01:10:46,608 Plus, every time I leave here, something terrible happens. 1416 01:10:46,610 --> 01:10:48,843 - He's a grown man. 1417 01:10:48,845 --> 01:10:51,512 I mean, it's admirable, but I don't think 1418 01:10:51,514 --> 01:10:53,481 the issues of his life are your problem. 1419 01:10:53,483 --> 01:10:54,983 - My problem? You just spent 1420 01:10:54,985 --> 01:10:56,818 the last five years taking care of methuselah. 1421 01:10:56,820 --> 01:10:58,319 - We were married. 1422 01:10:58,321 --> 01:10:59,854 - See, nobody believes in friendship. 1423 01:10:59,856 --> 01:11:02,757 People talk about it, you see it on tv... 1424 01:11:02,759 --> 01:11:06,427 people drop by, go to the doctor together, 1425 01:11:06,429 --> 01:11:11,833 no one eats alone... but most people are alone. 1426 01:11:11,835 --> 01:11:13,768 That's the thing about friendship, 1427 01:11:13,770 --> 01:11:15,937 it's a lot rarer than love, 1428 01:11:15,939 --> 01:11:19,474 because there's nothing in it for anybody. 1429 01:11:21,644 --> 01:11:25,313 - They're just two forms of the same thing. 1430 01:11:28,017 --> 01:11:29,717 - Don't you want me to stay for dinner? 1431 01:11:29,719 --> 01:11:32,787 I'll let you cook. Just go easy on the sherry. 1432 01:11:32,789 --> 01:11:34,355 Remember our agreement. 1433 01:11:34,357 --> 01:11:36,391 - We don't have an agreement. 1434 01:11:37,993 --> 01:11:41,929 Do you like chicken? - Like? Try love. 1435 01:11:41,931 --> 01:11:44,532 [LAUGHS] 1436 01:11:47,303 --> 01:11:48,836 - Go get one. 1437 01:11:48,838 --> 01:11:52,540 - You want me to kill someone at the store for it? 1438 01:11:53,942 --> 01:11:55,977 Are you kidding? 1439 01:11:55,979 --> 01:11:58,513 - Go on, take it. 1440 01:11:58,515 --> 01:12:00,356 You want to be here? Be here. 1441 01:12:15,030 --> 01:12:20,435 [CHICKENS CLUCKING] 1442 01:12:20,437 --> 01:12:23,071 - Just like picking out a lobster. 1443 01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:29,444 [CHICKENS CLUCKING] 1444 01:12:32,514 --> 01:12:36,718 [CHICKENS CLUCKING] 1445 01:12:38,053 --> 01:12:41,823 God damn it. 1446 01:12:46,061 --> 01:12:48,730 [CHICKEN SQUAWKING] 1447 01:13:02,077 --> 01:13:09,150 [CHICKEN SQUAWKING] 1448 01:13:15,624 --> 01:13:22,163 [CHICKEN SQUAWKING] 1449 01:13:26,635 --> 01:13:29,537 [CHICKEN SQUAWKING] ah, it's okay. 1450 01:13:31,540 --> 01:13:33,474 Okay. 1451 01:13:33,476 --> 01:13:34,942 [CHICKEN SQUAWKING] it's okay. It's okay. It's okay. 1452 01:13:34,944 --> 01:13:36,911 It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. 1453 01:13:36,913 --> 01:13:40,148 It's... it's all right. It's gonna be okay. 1454 01:13:40,150 --> 01:13:43,084 [CHICKEN WHINES] 1455 01:13:43,086 --> 01:13:44,986 Who am I kidding? 1456 01:13:59,001 --> 01:14:01,102 [CHICKEN SQUAWKING] oh, shit, I'm so sorry. 1457 01:14:01,104 --> 01:14:04,772 I'm sorry. Oh, fuck. [SQUAWKING, FLUTTERING] 1458 01:14:04,774 --> 01:14:07,208 Shit! oh. 1459 01:14:09,178 --> 01:14:15,750 [CHICKENS SQUAWKING] 1460 01:14:15,752 --> 01:14:18,152 Jesus. 1461 01:14:18,154 --> 01:14:25,226 [CHICKENS SQUAWKING] 1462 01:14:44,112 --> 01:14:48,516 [WIND CHIMES CHIMING] 1463 01:14:56,859 --> 01:14:59,861 - Dinner! 1464 01:15:07,603 --> 01:15:09,203 - Is that him? 1465 01:15:09,205 --> 01:15:11,038 - Her. 1466 01:15:11,040 --> 01:15:13,040 - Smells pretty good. 1467 01:15:15,244 --> 01:15:16,744 - Hey, everybody. 1468 01:15:19,848 --> 01:15:23,718 - I feel like we should say grace or something. 1469 01:15:26,989 --> 01:15:28,990 - Steve? - Fine, fine! 1470 01:15:28,992 --> 01:15:31,792 I killed the chicken! Am I supposed to feel bad about that? 1471 01:15:31,794 --> 01:15:33,060 I mean, people do it every day. 1472 01:15:33,062 --> 01:15:34,829 - No, they really don't. 1473 01:15:34,831 --> 01:15:36,898 - Well, then, how am I supposed to feel? 1474 01:15:36,900 --> 01:15:40,835 - I don't know. Grateful, maybe. 1475 01:15:41,970 --> 01:15:43,905 - Oh. 1476 01:15:51,914 --> 01:15:55,182 Right. um... 1477 01:15:55,184 --> 01:16:00,254 thank you, god, and this chicken, of course, 1478 01:16:00,256 --> 01:16:04,592 who made the ultimate sacrifice, 1479 01:16:04,594 --> 01:16:09,330 uh... in harm's way. 1480 01:16:12,301 --> 01:16:14,335 Amen. 1481 01:16:14,337 --> 01:16:17,338 - Great, let's eat. 1482 01:16:18,774 --> 01:16:22,276 Would you? 1483 01:16:30,886 --> 01:16:34,288 - I thought I was gonna have a problem with this, but, 1484 01:16:34,290 --> 01:16:37,291 damn, that's a juicy bird. 1485 01:16:38,327 --> 01:16:41,095 - It does smell really good. 1486 01:16:44,933 --> 01:16:48,235 - You want some? 1487 01:16:48,237 --> 01:16:50,905 - Yeah, I think I do. 1488 01:17:12,361 --> 01:17:13,761 - Ben? 1489 01:17:18,333 --> 01:17:21,068 Okay, so you got my phone number. 1490 01:17:21,070 --> 01:17:25,139 Oh. Here, take it. It's my last one. 1491 01:17:25,141 --> 01:17:26,407 I'm gonna lay off for a while. 1492 01:17:26,409 --> 01:17:28,209 - What am I gonna do with one joint? 1493 01:17:28,211 --> 01:17:30,745 - Yeah, better try and get by, but when I come back, 1494 01:17:30,747 --> 01:17:33,748 I'm bringing you the biggest bag of dope you've ever seen. 1495 01:17:33,750 --> 01:17:35,650 - I don't think so. - Okay, maybe you've seen 1496 01:17:35,652 --> 01:17:38,085 a bigger one, but I'm bringing a lot. 1497 01:17:38,087 --> 01:17:40,421 - Do what you want. I don't know where I'll be. 1498 01:17:40,423 --> 01:17:42,890 - That's kind of ominous, 1499 01:17:42,892 --> 01:17:44,892 and because of its non-sequitur nature, 1500 01:17:44,894 --> 01:17:46,827 I'm going to take that as a "yes" on the weed. 1501 01:17:46,829 --> 01:17:49,296 - Why don't you take all of this as clarity? 1502 01:17:49,298 --> 01:17:50,965 You don't have to come back, okay? 1503 01:17:50,967 --> 01:17:53,067 - Suddenly, you're gonna get your own weed? 1504 01:17:53,069 --> 01:17:54,735 - Look, I'm done. That's it, it's over. 1505 01:17:54,737 --> 01:17:56,437 - What are you talking about? 1506 01:17:56,439 --> 01:17:58,105 - I'm talking about... 1507 01:17:58,107 --> 01:18:00,308 we took the ski lift to the top of the mountain. 1508 01:18:00,309 --> 01:18:03,144 We got off. You're going one way and I'm going the other. 1509 01:18:03,146 --> 01:18:05,379 - There's only one way to go, down. 1510 01:18:05,381 --> 01:18:06,781 You can't get on the lift without me. 1511 01:18:06,783 --> 01:18:08,115 In fact, you can't even ski. 1512 01:18:08,117 --> 01:18:10,284 - I can ski. - When have you been skiing? 1513 01:18:10,286 --> 01:18:13,254 You told that girl you could ski and I backed you up on it, 1514 01:18:13,256 --> 01:18:15,690 but you'd never been skiing. Then you told her 1515 01:18:15,692 --> 01:18:18,025 you'd never been skiing and you sold me out, remember? 1516 01:18:18,027 --> 01:18:20,861 - Forget about skiing! You're talking stupid shit! 1517 01:18:20,863 --> 01:18:22,963 I need you to take this seriously for once. 1518 01:18:22,965 --> 01:18:24,765 Take something seriously! 1519 01:18:24,767 --> 01:18:27,835 - Oh, I get it. You're strong. All has been revealed. 1520 01:18:27,837 --> 01:18:29,270 - I'm just saying this is my problem 1521 01:18:29,272 --> 01:18:30,971 and you're exacerbating it! 1522 01:18:30,973 --> 01:18:33,340 - You are truly batshit. - I'm sure it's scary 1523 01:18:33,342 --> 01:18:35,710 to take fixing me off your list of things to do, 1524 01:18:35,712 --> 01:18:37,278 because all that's left is fixing you. 1525 01:18:37,280 --> 01:18:40,214 - Oh, wow. Thank you for that. 1526 01:18:40,216 --> 01:18:42,016 Yeah, 'cause I'm the selfish one here. 1527 01:18:42,018 --> 01:18:43,918 There's no chance you're the asshole. 1528 01:18:43,920 --> 01:18:47,388 - Look, you don't know me and you don't owe me, okay? 1529 01:18:47,390 --> 01:18:50,257 - Well, if you feel the need to punch me in the balls, 1530 01:18:50,259 --> 01:18:53,194 knock yourself out. I'll try and clear my schedule 1531 01:18:53,196 --> 01:18:55,996 for the next time the clarity wears off. 1532 01:18:57,933 --> 01:19:01,035 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 1533 01:19:01,037 --> 01:19:03,437 - Hey. - Are you going? 1534 01:19:03,439 --> 01:19:05,206 - Yeah, I gotta get back. 1535 01:19:05,208 --> 01:19:06,774 - Oh. 1536 01:19:06,776 --> 01:19:09,210 - I got the job, you know. 1537 01:19:09,212 --> 01:19:11,512 - No, of course. 1538 01:19:11,514 --> 01:19:13,748 - You don't want to walk me to the car? 1539 01:19:13,750 --> 01:19:15,483 - Well, if you're leaving, you're leaving. 1540 01:19:15,485 --> 01:19:17,118 I mean, I can call you or something. 1541 01:19:17,120 --> 01:19:18,919 - Do you not want me to go? 1542 01:19:18,921 --> 01:19:21,288 - Well, it's not gonna be easy here, 1543 01:19:21,290 --> 01:19:24,024 and not because I'm pining for you. 1544 01:19:24,026 --> 01:19:26,827 I mean, you know I'm not gonna leave. 1545 01:19:26,829 --> 01:19:30,865 You're counting on it, so really, you're just using me. 1546 01:19:30,867 --> 01:19:34,902 And throw in the fact that maybe I do have feelings. 1547 01:19:34,904 --> 01:19:36,937 - Oh, god, so do I. 1548 01:19:36,939 --> 01:19:38,506 - No. 1549 01:19:38,508 --> 01:19:41,108 Half a day of sobriety isn't gonna open that door. 1550 01:19:41,110 --> 01:19:43,844 - Well, you can still walk me outside, you know. 1551 01:19:43,846 --> 01:19:45,479 No funny business, I promise. 1552 01:19:45,481 --> 01:19:47,181 - You should go. 1553 01:19:47,183 --> 01:19:49,250 I'll stay here until I feel okay about going 1554 01:19:49,252 --> 01:19:51,852 so you can feel okay about going. 1555 01:19:56,424 --> 01:19:59,426 [GENTLE MUSIC] 1556 01:19:59,428 --> 01:20:01,228 ♪ ♪ 1557 01:20:01,230 --> 01:20:04,131 - ♪ Ahh ♪ 1558 01:20:04,133 --> 01:20:10,471 ♪ Ah ah ♪ 1559 01:20:10,473 --> 01:20:15,109 ♪ Ah ooh ooh ♪ 1560 01:20:15,111 --> 01:20:17,545 - Now about this tropical depression 1561 01:20:17,547 --> 01:20:20,815 brewing off the florida keys... it's too early to tell 1562 01:20:20,817 --> 01:20:24,451 if this gulf air will hold and create hurricane conditions, 1563 01:20:24,453 --> 01:20:27,822 so victoria, we will keep an eye on that. 1564 01:20:27,824 --> 01:20:31,258 - Thank you, steve. We certainly will. 1565 01:20:37,566 --> 01:20:42,136 - Dallas? Steve dallas? - Yes, mein fuhrer. 1566 01:20:42,138 --> 01:20:43,571 - you know, for a second out there, 1567 01:20:43,573 --> 01:20:46,240 I thought you were sober, then I realized 1568 01:20:46,242 --> 01:20:48,309 you're probably on some drug I've never even heard of. 1569 01:20:48,311 --> 01:20:50,044 - Look at this shit. 1570 01:20:50,046 --> 01:20:52,546 Why don't they just get us tubes, like astronauts? 1571 01:20:52,548 --> 01:20:55,182 - I don't know. The sandwiches are pretty good. 1572 01:20:55,184 --> 01:20:56,851 - Chicken bologna? 1573 01:20:56,853 --> 01:20:58,519 Do you have any idea where that even comes from? 1574 01:20:58,521 --> 01:21:01,088 - Yeah, a chicken. 1575 01:21:01,090 --> 01:21:04,558 - It's a lot harder than that. 1576 01:21:09,164 --> 01:21:11,265 - I didn't know you painted. 1577 01:21:11,267 --> 01:21:15,402 - I don't really, but somehow, tracing these lines 1578 01:21:15,404 --> 01:21:17,638 is really gonna help me remember this place. 1579 01:21:17,640 --> 01:21:19,273 'Cause, let's face it, next time I come back, 1580 01:21:19,275 --> 01:21:20,574 it probably won't be here. 1581 01:21:20,576 --> 01:21:23,577 - Thanks for cheering me up. 1582 01:21:23,579 --> 01:21:27,281 - Try it. 1583 01:21:36,258 --> 01:21:39,059 - I really screwed up. 1584 01:21:39,061 --> 01:21:43,931 - It wasn't in your control. 1585 01:21:43,933 --> 01:21:47,301 - Gauguin packed up as far from this crap hole as possible, 1586 01:21:47,303 --> 01:21:50,638 and the world wasn't even 1/10th as polluted as it is now. 1587 01:21:55,010 --> 01:21:57,645 - You feel like packing up? 1588 01:21:57,647 --> 01:22:03,384 - No, I don't even feel that. I just feel like... 1589 01:22:03,386 --> 01:22:06,654 it's a pretty nice day, and I hate myself 1590 01:22:06,656 --> 01:22:11,358 for being the guy that only has that to say. 1591 01:22:22,637 --> 01:22:25,940 - Need another club soda, mr. Dallas? 1592 01:22:25,942 --> 01:22:29,076 - Does anyone ever need another club soda? 1593 01:22:29,078 --> 01:22:30,477 What's going on here? 1594 01:22:30,479 --> 01:22:32,446 - A real estate seminar. 1595 01:22:32,448 --> 01:22:36,116 Lot of ladies trying to change their lives. 1596 01:22:42,057 --> 01:22:44,692 [INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION] 1597 01:22:58,173 --> 01:22:59,673 - Is it good? 1598 01:22:59,675 --> 01:23:01,642 - It's filled with bizarre details 1599 01:23:01,644 --> 01:23:04,078 and super-weird bullshit. 1600 01:23:04,080 --> 01:23:07,982 - You've never read anything you've liked that was like that? 1601 01:23:07,984 --> 01:23:11,285 - It's not me. Actually, it was me. 1602 01:23:11,287 --> 01:23:13,020 That's what makes it so depressing. 1603 01:23:13,022 --> 01:23:17,024 Now it's just this... unfinished, unfocused, unrelenting. 1604 01:23:20,495 --> 01:23:23,630 I'm a guy in the desert who's run towards a mirage. 1605 01:23:23,632 --> 01:23:28,769 I'm still really thirsty and my mouth is full of sand. 1606 01:23:28,771 --> 01:23:30,504 - Write that down. 1607 01:23:30,506 --> 01:23:33,507 - I don't think it's mine. 1608 01:23:33,509 --> 01:23:35,142 - It's gonna take time. 1609 01:23:35,144 --> 01:23:37,211 - I just wish it was some crippling depression, 1610 01:23:37,213 --> 01:23:39,713 instead of this disappointment. 1611 01:23:39,715 --> 01:23:41,315 How do you all live here without looking 1612 01:23:41,317 --> 01:23:43,250 for a high place to jump from? 1613 01:23:43,252 --> 01:23:46,120 - I can't sell you on life. 1614 01:23:46,122 --> 01:23:50,591 - 'Cause there's nothing to it! [SOBS] 1615 01:23:50,593 --> 01:23:57,664 Nothing at all. [SOBS] 1616 01:23:58,166 --> 01:24:02,269 - Life doesn't stand up to thinking. 1617 01:24:02,271 --> 01:24:06,306 Smell the air out there. There are wonders. 1618 01:24:06,308 --> 01:24:11,278 - [SOBBING] 1619 01:24:13,715 --> 01:24:15,449 [SIGHS] 1620 01:24:15,451 --> 01:24:20,621 All I feel is time passing. It's overwhelming. 1621 01:24:22,223 --> 01:24:24,625 I wasted so much. 1622 01:24:24,627 --> 01:24:29,763 I gobbled it all down without even tasting it. 1623 01:24:29,765 --> 01:24:31,565 - So start over. 1624 01:24:31,567 --> 01:24:33,600 - Just like that? 1625 01:25:11,873 --> 01:25:19,146 [FAN WHIRRING] 1626 01:25:47,275 --> 01:25:49,776 [CHUCKLES] 1627 01:26:13,768 --> 01:26:15,802 - [SIGHS] 1628 01:26:15,804 --> 01:26:18,205 I'm sorry, I'm gonna give it ten more minutes, 1629 01:26:18,207 --> 01:26:19,806 if that's okay. 1630 01:26:19,808 --> 01:26:22,809 That's decaf, right? 1631 01:26:31,653 --> 01:26:34,655 - Sorry I'm late. 1632 01:26:38,726 --> 01:26:40,827 - Oh, my god, you shaved. 1633 01:26:40,829 --> 01:26:43,463 - What can I say. You know how erratic I am. 1634 01:26:43,465 --> 01:26:45,399 - What did you want to talk to me about, ben? 1635 01:26:45,401 --> 01:26:46,833 - Actually, I wanted to thank you. 1636 01:26:46,835 --> 01:26:48,435 - Look, I didn't wait 40 minutes 1637 01:26:48,437 --> 01:26:49,937 for you to show up so we could have a fight. 1638 01:26:49,939 --> 01:26:51,939 - Terry, I mean it. I can't help but think 1639 01:26:51,941 --> 01:26:53,740 that even through all this, 1640 01:26:53,742 --> 01:26:57,945 that what dad wanted was for us to deal with all this together. 1641 01:26:57,947 --> 01:27:00,614 - I'm sorry, but I know you're only one sentence away 1642 01:27:00,616 --> 01:27:02,549 from telling me that you want to turn the store 1643 01:27:02,551 --> 01:27:07,888 into an 1850s laundromat that runs on whale oil or something. 1644 01:27:07,890 --> 01:27:09,890 Except god forbid anybody hurt a whale. 1645 01:27:09,892 --> 01:27:13,293 - [LAUGHS] no. 1646 01:27:13,295 --> 01:27:14,895 I have become... [CHUCKLES] 1647 01:27:14,897 --> 01:27:17,297 Acutely aware of my limitations, 1648 01:27:17,299 --> 01:27:19,600 and I guess what I'm saying is, is that 1649 01:27:19,602 --> 01:27:23,503 whatever you have in mind, I'm okay with. 1650 01:27:23,505 --> 01:27:25,639 - Excuse me? Are you wearing a wire? 1651 01:27:25,641 --> 01:27:27,874 - I'm serious. 1652 01:27:27,876 --> 01:27:30,944 - Well, I've been tossing around the idea 1653 01:27:30,946 --> 01:27:32,980 of converting the store into something more modern. 1654 01:27:32,982 --> 01:27:34,815 - And profitable? - Is that a sin? 1655 01:27:34,817 --> 01:27:36,817 - No, that's good, that's what I wanted to hear, 1656 01:27:36,819 --> 01:27:38,585 because I have some plans for the farm. 1657 01:27:38,587 --> 01:27:42,522 - What, give it to angela? [CHUCKLES] perfect. 1658 01:27:42,524 --> 01:27:44,825 - You don't even know her. - Yeah, I know that she has 1659 01:27:44,827 --> 01:27:47,028 some freaky power over all the men in my family, 1660 01:27:47,029 --> 01:27:49,830 and that probably comes from under her sundress. 1661 01:27:49,832 --> 01:27:56,536 - Terry, I'm asking you, please, don't talk about her like that. 1662 01:27:58,873 --> 01:28:01,642 - Okay. 1663 01:28:02,977 --> 01:28:05,579 Okay. 1664 01:28:05,581 --> 01:28:07,714 It's a million dollars of undeveloped land. 1665 01:28:07,716 --> 01:28:10,317 - And that's why I want to have a say about what happens to it. 1666 01:28:10,319 --> 01:28:11,652 - And you get lunch. 1667 01:28:11,654 --> 01:28:14,354 - Look, whatever it takes. 1668 01:28:14,356 --> 01:28:17,858 I just don't want it to be like this anymore. 1669 01:28:25,700 --> 01:28:28,001 - You look just like dad. 1670 01:28:30,571 --> 01:28:33,740 - Okay, we feed in 15 seconds. Come on, people! 1671 01:28:33,742 --> 01:28:35,976 I don't have a fucking image. 1672 01:28:35,978 --> 01:28:37,678 All right, this is a newsroom. 1673 01:28:37,680 --> 01:28:39,946 Can I get some people walking back and forth, please? 1674 01:28:39,948 --> 01:28:42,716 And let's clean up this... oh, forget it. 1675 01:28:42,718 --> 01:28:45,852 - Three, two... 1676 01:28:45,854 --> 01:28:48,822 - as promised, we're continuing to track this storm, 1677 01:28:48,824 --> 01:28:50,624 now, from the national weather service, 1678 01:28:50,626 --> 01:28:52,926 known officially as "hurricane gordon," 1679 01:28:52,928 --> 01:28:56,596 about to make landfall just south of charleston here. 1680 01:28:56,598 --> 01:29:00,400 Expect 85-mile-per-hour winds and flooding, 1681 01:29:00,402 --> 01:29:01,902 2 to 3 inches per hour. 1682 01:29:01,904 --> 01:29:03,704 Now, you folks in the area, 1683 01:29:03,706 --> 01:29:05,706 whether the government makes you or not, 1684 01:29:05,708 --> 01:29:07,774 just get yourselves out of there. 1685 01:29:07,776 --> 01:29:10,577 Your lives are a hell of a lot more important than your houses. 1686 01:29:10,579 --> 01:29:14,381 This is steve dallas in the channel 18 storm center. 1687 01:29:14,383 --> 01:29:17,718 Stay dry and stay safe. 1688 01:29:17,720 --> 01:29:19,419 - And we're out. 1689 01:29:19,421 --> 01:29:21,621 - Nicely done! Yes! 1690 01:29:21,623 --> 01:29:24,124 I love that bit about the people down in charleston. 1691 01:29:24,126 --> 01:29:25,892 Our local old ladies are gonna cream! 1692 01:29:25,894 --> 01:29:28,628 - And from what delia tells me, this is hell of a storm. 1693 01:29:28,630 --> 01:29:30,530 Those people needed to be warned. 1694 01:29:30,532 --> 01:29:33,600 - Yeah, well, those people lost power six hours ago. 1695 01:29:33,602 --> 01:29:36,036 They're not watching tv. 1696 01:29:36,038 --> 01:29:38,705 - Jesus. Really? 1697 01:29:38,707 --> 01:29:40,707 So why the hell are we doing this? 1698 01:29:40,709 --> 01:29:43,810 - Local people are interested. They might run us national, 1699 01:29:43,812 --> 01:29:47,514 unless those douchebags in baltimore snake us again. 1700 01:29:53,955 --> 01:29:56,623 - I don't want to bother you. - Oh. 1701 01:29:56,625 --> 01:29:59,926 I'm just going through some of your dad's stuff. 1702 01:29:59,928 --> 01:30:03,029 I probably should've buried him in his madras shorts. 1703 01:30:03,031 --> 01:30:05,832 Would have felt more like a vacation. 1704 01:30:05,834 --> 01:30:07,934 - I talked to terry like you suggested. 1705 01:30:07,936 --> 01:30:10,504 - It wasn't bad, right? - It was great. 1706 01:30:10,506 --> 01:30:13,807 And, um, the other night too. 1707 01:30:15,676 --> 01:30:17,677 That really happened, didn't it? 1708 01:30:17,679 --> 01:30:20,847 - Yes. Yes, it did. 1709 01:30:20,849 --> 01:30:22,716 - I can't tell you how much that meant. 1710 01:30:22,718 --> 01:30:25,952 - Well, someone had to welcome you back to the world. 1711 01:30:29,657 --> 01:30:32,893 - How did you end up with my dad? 1712 01:30:32,895 --> 01:30:39,900 - Uh... i guess it was all this. 1713 01:30:39,902 --> 01:30:43,437 It's hard to resist the temptation 1714 01:30:43,439 --> 01:30:46,106 to step into a normal life. 1715 01:30:46,108 --> 01:30:48,875 - I know you told dad you didn't want anything. 1716 01:30:48,877 --> 01:30:52,045 - Yeah, I said that, and I really meant it, 1717 01:30:52,047 --> 01:30:54,881 but you think he would have just given me 1718 01:30:54,883 --> 01:30:56,950 just, like, one little thing. 1719 01:30:56,952 --> 01:31:01,555 Anything, just for sentimental reasons, a gesture. 1720 01:31:01,557 --> 01:31:03,156 - Well, you deserve whatever you want. 1721 01:31:03,158 --> 01:31:06,059 I could try to find a way to... - No, no, no. 1722 01:31:06,061 --> 01:31:08,462 [LAUGHS] not from you. 1723 01:31:08,464 --> 01:31:12,065 I mean, it's sweet, thank you, but... 1724 01:31:12,067 --> 01:31:14,100 it's not the same. 1725 01:31:14,102 --> 01:31:16,736 - I thought, since you know, you didn't know 1726 01:31:16,738 --> 01:31:18,738 what you're going to do, that you could talk to steve 1727 01:31:18,740 --> 01:31:20,640 about the farm and the house. 1728 01:31:20,642 --> 01:31:21,975 I'm sure he doesn't know what he's going to do either. 1729 01:31:21,977 --> 01:31:23,677 - What do you mean? 1730 01:31:23,679 --> 01:31:26,513 - I'm giving this all to dallas. 1731 01:31:26,515 --> 01:31:28,215 - What? 1732 01:31:28,217 --> 01:31:30,851 - I promised it to him after the will. 1733 01:31:30,853 --> 01:31:35,489 - Huh. [CHUCKLES] I didn't know that. 1734 01:31:35,491 --> 01:31:37,924 - It's an odd marriage, but I kind of owed it to him. 1735 01:31:37,926 --> 01:31:42,162 Why? Did you want it? - No. Mm-mmm. 1736 01:31:42,164 --> 01:31:46,600 - Are you okay? - Sure. You? 1737 01:31:46,602 --> 01:31:49,069 - Yeah. Terry's gonna help me find a smaller place. 1738 01:31:52,807 --> 01:31:55,775 I'll never forget how you held this family together. 1739 01:32:13,761 --> 01:32:15,962 [BEEP] - It's me. 1740 01:32:15,964 --> 01:32:17,264 I hope I'm using this right. 1741 01:32:17,266 --> 01:32:18,965 It keeps asking me to press star, 1742 01:32:18,967 --> 01:32:21,835 which I don't think we have on this phone. 1743 01:32:21,837 --> 01:32:23,603 Oh, there it is. Listen, man... 1744 01:32:23,605 --> 01:32:26,206 [BEEP] 1745 01:32:26,208 --> 01:32:27,974 Listen, man, I know we haven't talked. 1746 01:32:27,976 --> 01:32:29,843 I'm just gonna say it because it keeps cutting me off. 1747 01:32:29,845 --> 01:32:32,612 I miss you. I've been thinking about things, 1748 01:32:32,614 --> 01:32:34,247 and I want to make good on things, 1749 01:32:34,249 --> 01:32:39,019 and I know angela miss... [BEEP] 1750 01:32:39,021 --> 01:32:41,021 Okay, now, I gotta talk fast 'cause if I stop talking, 1751 01:32:41,023 --> 01:32:42,856 the thing will cut me off. All I wanted to say was 1752 01:32:42,858 --> 01:32:44,891 come down if you're ever free, and I'm good. Bye. 1753 01:32:44,893 --> 01:32:46,259 [BEEP] 1754 01:32:46,261 --> 01:32:49,195 [DIALING BEEPS] 1755 01:32:49,197 --> 01:32:51,932 Hello... [BEEPS] 1756 01:32:53,768 --> 01:32:56,636 - Morning, slugger. Four reports in six hours, 1757 01:32:56,638 --> 01:32:58,138 a station manager's wet dream. 1758 01:32:58,140 --> 01:33:00,774 You got two hours to get cleaned up for your 12:30. 1759 01:33:00,776 --> 01:33:04,010 - That's it, I'm done. - What? 1760 01:33:04,012 --> 01:33:07,213 - I think it's time you find a new entertainment reporter, 1761 01:33:07,215 --> 01:33:10,884 someone who's comfortable with what a waste of time this is, 1762 01:33:10,886 --> 01:33:12,686 someone who isn't aware of the fact 1763 01:33:12,688 --> 01:33:15,989 that any six-year-old can stick their arm out the window 1764 01:33:15,991 --> 01:33:18,858 and tell you what it's gonna be like today. 1765 01:33:18,860 --> 01:33:23,630 Dave, I would like to introduce you to delia, 1766 01:33:23,632 --> 01:33:25,332 an actual meteorologist, 1767 01:33:25,334 --> 01:33:28,034 and yes, she doesn't look like miss america, 1768 01:33:28,036 --> 01:33:31,304 she looks like someone who went to m.i.t., because she did. 1769 01:33:31,306 --> 01:33:33,740 - Can't you ever just make it easy? 1770 01:33:33,742 --> 01:33:37,010 Do you have to suck the good out of everything? 1771 01:33:37,012 --> 01:33:40,246 - Good luck, sweetheart. 1772 01:33:40,248 --> 01:33:42,248 - [SCOFFS] 1773 01:33:42,250 --> 01:33:46,086 - He kissed me. 1774 01:33:46,088 --> 01:33:49,089 [UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC] 1775 01:33:49,091 --> 01:33:56,162 ♪ ♪ 1776 01:34:11,112 --> 01:34:13,146 - "Amish farms super store"? 1777 01:34:13,148 --> 01:34:15,281 - Yes, but without the question mark. 1778 01:34:15,283 --> 01:34:18,318 - If you believed in anything, you would realize 1779 01:34:18,320 --> 01:34:19,953 this is why people go to hell. 1780 01:34:19,955 --> 01:34:21,321 - Have you talked to ben? 1781 01:34:21,323 --> 01:34:23,957 - Ben agreed to this? Underground parking? 1782 01:34:23,959 --> 01:34:26,793 - Honestly, we spoke in rational means as a family, 1783 01:34:26,795 --> 01:34:28,828 and this was the decision that we made, 1784 01:34:28,830 --> 01:34:31,031 and luckily for both of us, you're not part of the family. 1785 01:34:31,033 --> 01:34:33,700 - No, no, congratulations, you won, and I don't mean 1786 01:34:33,702 --> 01:34:36,236 the battle over the will, I mean for biggest twat of the year. 1787 01:34:36,238 --> 01:34:39,372 - Boy, you really don't know how to talk to a woman 1788 01:34:39,374 --> 01:34:41,074 you're not trying to screw. 1789 01:34:41,076 --> 01:34:43,877 Ben and I reconciled, and your opposition to that 1790 01:34:43,879 --> 01:34:46,279 makes me feel like you just don't want to be alone 1791 01:34:46,281 --> 01:34:49,315 in whatever weed-powered dance you two have shared 1792 01:34:49,317 --> 01:34:51,151 for the last 25 years. 1793 01:34:51,153 --> 01:34:52,986 - I want him to get better. 1794 01:34:52,988 --> 01:34:56,089 - Then for once, leave him be! 1795 01:34:56,091 --> 01:34:59,392 He's going to have a lifetime of prosperity, 1796 01:34:59,394 --> 01:35:02,228 and I'm sure he and angela will be very happy. 1797 01:35:02,230 --> 01:35:04,698 - What? 1798 01:35:04,700 --> 01:35:08,001 - Maybe it's sick, but those two found each other. 1799 01:35:08,003 --> 01:35:10,870 I know it sounds weird, but I actually believe 1800 01:35:10,872 --> 01:35:13,740 that my brother and my stepmother belong together. 1801 01:35:13,742 --> 01:35:16,843 - What, they're together? Says who? 1802 01:35:16,845 --> 01:35:19,279 - Oh. Steve, they are. 1803 01:35:19,281 --> 01:35:21,214 Sorry, you're gonna have to find someone else 1804 01:35:21,216 --> 01:35:23,183 who's in worse shape than you now. 1805 01:35:23,185 --> 01:35:25,752 - Go fuck yourself. - Go fuck yourself too! 1806 01:35:34,128 --> 01:35:36,362 - Beard. - Yeah, you like it? 1807 01:35:36,364 --> 01:35:37,864 - Is angela here? 1808 01:35:37,866 --> 01:35:39,132 - I don't know if you got my messages. 1809 01:35:39,134 --> 01:35:40,734 That's why I wanted you to come up, 1810 01:35:40,736 --> 01:35:42,268 'cause I wanted to tell you the great news, 1811 01:35:42,270 --> 01:35:43,803 that the farm is yours to do whatever you want with. 1812 01:35:43,805 --> 01:35:46,206 - Fan-fucking-tastic. Angela around? 1813 01:35:46,208 --> 01:35:49,776 - Now, don't be mad, but terry's gonna get the store. 1814 01:35:49,778 --> 01:35:52,746 It's the best way to go. - That is great, great news. 1815 01:35:52,748 --> 01:35:54,013 Do you know where angela is? 1816 01:35:54,015 --> 01:35:56,382 - Are you okay? I think she's upstairs. 1817 01:35:56,384 --> 01:35:58,485 - Upstairs? Where you were just screwing her? 1818 01:35:58,487 --> 01:36:00,386 - What are you talking about? - Oh, I guess I don't know 1819 01:36:00,388 --> 01:36:01,921 if you were just screwing her. 1820 01:36:01,923 --> 01:36:03,523 - that's a weird thing to say! 1821 01:36:03,525 --> 01:36:05,492 - Really? Because it is sick! 1822 01:36:07,895 --> 01:36:10,764 If it isn't amish country's own mary magdalene. 1823 01:36:10,766 --> 01:36:12,265 Did you wash his feet first 1824 01:36:12,267 --> 01:36:14,234 or just pull him down off the cross and bone him? 1825 01:36:14,236 --> 01:36:15,969 - What? - Hold on, calm down. 1826 01:36:15,971 --> 01:36:17,403 You're being very... - No, no, stay out of this, 1827 01:36:17,405 --> 01:36:19,339 I'm warning you, ben. Stay out of this! 1828 01:36:19,341 --> 01:36:22,208 - Why are you angry? - Because you fucked my friend! 1829 01:36:22,210 --> 01:36:24,878 - Who told you that? - Everybody knows! 1830 01:36:24,880 --> 01:36:26,279 - That's none of your business! 1831 01:36:26,281 --> 01:36:27,947 - I guess nothing's none of my business. 1832 01:36:27,949 --> 01:36:29,883 - I never promised you anything. 1833 01:36:29,885 --> 01:36:31,417 You got the farm. Isn't that what you wanted? 1834 01:36:31,419 --> 01:36:33,219 - Stop it! I'm gonna have the two people 1835 01:36:33,221 --> 01:36:35,889 I care about most in the world fight like this! 1836 01:36:35,891 --> 01:36:38,992 You got it all wrong. Now, cool it! 1837 01:36:38,994 --> 01:36:42,495 - Fine. Fine. 1838 01:36:44,865 --> 01:36:46,900 What happened? 1839 01:36:55,209 --> 01:36:58,344 Oh, god. This is so bad. 1840 01:36:58,346 --> 01:37:02,582 You assholes! Both of you, such assholes. 1841 01:37:02,584 --> 01:37:04,017 You don't care about anything. 1842 01:37:04,019 --> 01:37:05,985 Jesus, you know what she means to me! 1843 01:37:05,987 --> 01:37:08,488 - It's not what you think. - I didn't know. 1844 01:37:08,490 --> 01:37:10,356 But it doesn't change anything, I swear. 1845 01:37:10,358 --> 01:37:12,158 - The hell it doesn't! 1846 01:37:12,160 --> 01:37:13,927 I thought I meant something to you. 1847 01:37:13,929 --> 01:37:16,196 - Because I thought you were helping a sick friend, 1848 01:37:16,198 --> 01:37:17,964 not making a real estate deal! 1849 01:37:17,966 --> 01:37:21,501 - What? I was! But aren't I entitled to something? 1850 01:37:21,503 --> 01:37:23,336 - Yes. 1851 01:37:23,338 --> 01:37:25,538 - You don't know where I have been, 1852 01:37:25,540 --> 01:37:28,508 the shit I have done to deserve you. 1853 01:37:28,510 --> 01:37:30,510 [SIGHS] 1854 01:37:41,055 --> 01:37:43,156 - I talked to terry, 1855 01:37:43,158 --> 01:37:46,593 and it's yours to do whatever you want with it. 1856 01:37:46,595 --> 01:37:51,531 I don't know what say except I hope you take a look 1857 01:37:51,533 --> 01:37:53,900 at yourself and realize how much is there. 1858 01:37:55,569 --> 01:37:59,239 Steve, you got to get your shit together. 1859 01:38:07,314 --> 01:38:11,317 - I hope one day you find out what you really care about. 1860 01:38:11,319 --> 01:38:13,319 - I hope one day you learn to solve a problem 1861 01:38:13,321 --> 01:38:16,155 without sleeping with it. 1862 01:38:16,157 --> 01:38:17,590 - What happened between me and ben 1863 01:38:17,592 --> 01:38:20,894 had nothing to do with you or my feelings for you. 1864 01:38:20,896 --> 01:38:23,196 - Oh, come on, you sell all this nature shit 1865 01:38:23,198 --> 01:38:25,598 and honesty and feelings, but you're just 1866 01:38:25,600 --> 01:38:28,501 this empty little girl with no responsibilities 1867 01:38:28,503 --> 01:38:30,637 who gets anything and everybody she wants 1868 01:38:30,639 --> 01:38:33,072 because she's so goddamn pretty. 1869 01:38:33,074 --> 01:38:35,241 And believe me, I know what I'm talking about. 1870 01:38:35,243 --> 01:38:37,677 I do the weather on tv. 1871 01:38:37,679 --> 01:38:41,381 You got a week to get off my land. 1872 01:38:46,620 --> 01:38:49,622 [ENTRY BELL JINGLES] 1873 01:38:49,624 --> 01:38:52,625 [GENTLE MUSIC] 1874 01:38:52,627 --> 01:38:59,699 ♪ ♪ 1875 01:39:00,467 --> 01:39:06,439 - ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪ 1876 01:39:06,441 --> 01:39:13,046 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪ 1877 01:39:13,048 --> 01:39:18,217 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1878 01:39:18,219 --> 01:39:23,022 [CAR HORNS HONKING] 1879 01:39:31,598 --> 01:39:33,366 [CLANGING] 1880 01:39:33,368 --> 01:39:37,036 - I got that. - Thanks. 1881 01:39:39,573 --> 01:39:41,174 You're the new guy? 1882 01:39:41,176 --> 01:39:43,409 Pulled all the strings and got a south unit? 1883 01:39:43,411 --> 01:39:45,244 - Sorry. 1884 01:39:45,246 --> 01:39:49,248 - I'm alli. That's conner. - Ben. 1885 01:40:02,696 --> 01:40:06,399 - Buenos dias. 1886 01:40:11,271 --> 01:40:13,706 You wanted to see me? - Wanted to see you? 1887 01:40:13,708 --> 01:40:16,442 I was calling you... what is that? 1888 01:40:16,444 --> 01:40:19,412 - last one in the case. You're out of luck. 1889 01:40:19,414 --> 01:40:21,247 Ah, hell. - I must've called you 1890 01:40:21,249 --> 01:40:23,516 a hundred times... you never answered. 1891 01:40:23,518 --> 01:40:26,185 - I just thought you wanted to fire delia, 1892 01:40:26,187 --> 01:40:27,720 and obviously, I was right. 1893 01:40:27,722 --> 01:40:31,190 - Interesting thing about delia. I ran it by corporate, 1894 01:40:31,192 --> 01:40:33,259 and if she promises to get a boob job, 1895 01:40:33,261 --> 01:40:35,728 which she's on board with, she can do the weather. 1896 01:40:35,730 --> 01:40:37,630 - Why'd you want to see me? 1897 01:40:37,632 --> 01:40:40,033 - With victoria getting married... 1898 01:40:40,035 --> 01:40:42,602 - god, I never thought that was gonna happen. 1899 01:40:42,604 --> 01:40:45,304 - With victoria getting married, 1900 01:40:45,306 --> 01:40:47,173 there's an opening on the anchor desk. 1901 01:40:47,175 --> 01:40:49,609 Now, as much as I'd prefer someone who shows up, 1902 01:40:49,611 --> 01:40:52,812 after the last storm watch, and then you disappearing like that, 1903 01:40:52,814 --> 01:40:55,281 we received, like, 7,000 letters 1904 01:40:55,283 --> 01:40:58,217 expressing their concern for you and a wish to see you again. 1905 01:40:58,219 --> 01:40:59,752 - You mean seven letters. 1906 01:40:59,754 --> 01:41:04,090 - The point is, we have an opening if you want it, 1907 01:41:04,092 --> 01:41:06,559 the big seat. Plus now, we got 1908 01:41:06,561 --> 01:41:09,562 this totally stacked chick next to you doing the weather, 1909 01:41:09,564 --> 01:41:12,765 and you'll never want for money. 1910 01:41:12,767 --> 01:41:15,101 - God, I'm just wondering what it would take 1911 01:41:15,103 --> 01:41:17,403 to get fired around here. 1912 01:41:21,575 --> 01:41:24,277 - Is this your coffee or mine? Because I have to drive home. 1913 01:41:24,279 --> 01:41:27,580 - They're all my coffee. 1914 01:41:27,582 --> 01:41:29,348 - Overpaid prick. 1915 01:41:29,350 --> 01:41:33,086 - Five seconds. 1916 01:41:33,088 --> 01:41:34,787 - Good afternoon, annapolis. 1917 01:41:34,789 --> 01:41:36,556 Federal investigators responding... 1918 01:41:36,558 --> 01:41:38,391 [ENGINE REVVING] 1919 01:41:38,393 --> 01:41:41,661 [BEEPING] 1920 01:42:07,621 --> 01:42:11,657 [APPLAUSE] 1921 01:42:18,165 --> 01:42:19,765 [KNOCKING AT DOOR] 1922 01:42:19,767 --> 01:42:21,400 - You missed my shower. 1923 01:42:21,402 --> 01:42:24,737 - Sorry, I got hit by a pile of money. 1924 01:42:24,739 --> 01:42:27,306 Any lots available near you on martha's vineyard? 1925 01:42:27,308 --> 01:42:30,510 - Don't you want me to be happy? 1926 01:42:30,512 --> 01:42:33,513 - Not sure I want that for anybody. 1927 01:42:38,485 --> 01:42:41,454 I'm going to miss fucking you. 1928 01:42:41,456 --> 01:42:45,491 I used to think there was more, but there isn't. 1929 01:43:01,742 --> 01:43:03,643 [BEEP] 1930 01:43:03,645 --> 01:43:05,545 [AUTOMATED MALE VOICE] one new message. 1931 01:43:05,547 --> 01:43:08,581 [BEEP] - Hi, this is beverly, 1932 01:43:08,583 --> 01:43:10,383 confirming your date for tonight. 1933 01:43:10,385 --> 01:43:13,286 Her name is carla, and she's a petite redhead, 1934 01:43:13,288 --> 01:43:14,720 but it's the good redhead. 1935 01:43:14,722 --> 01:43:17,623 Think nicole kidman, not howdy doody. 1936 01:43:17,625 --> 01:43:20,326 And just so you know, she has a lot of regulars. 1937 01:43:20,328 --> 01:43:22,328 [BEEP] 1938 01:44:34,668 --> 01:44:38,304 - Hey. 1939 01:44:38,306 --> 01:44:40,573 You get my letter? - Letter? 1940 01:44:40,575 --> 01:44:44,277 Got a fedex full of weed. Subtle. 1941 01:44:44,279 --> 01:44:45,578 You want some salmon? 1942 01:44:45,580 --> 01:44:47,980 - I thought salmon was for assholes. 1943 01:44:47,982 --> 01:44:50,983 - Everything else has so much mercury. 1944 01:44:50,985 --> 01:44:53,619 - I drove 2 1/2 hours, and I ended up 1945 01:44:53,621 --> 01:44:55,321 back in my own apartment. 1946 01:44:55,323 --> 01:44:57,023 - Except I don't have the view. 1947 01:44:57,025 --> 01:44:59,458 - Me either. They cut the tree down. 1948 01:44:59,460 --> 01:45:03,529 - Good for you. How was she? 1949 01:45:03,531 --> 01:45:06,932 - Wasn't worth a tree. You gonna open the wine? 1950 01:45:06,934 --> 01:45:09,735 - You can have some. There's a glass in the... 1951 01:45:09,737 --> 01:45:13,306 - oh, Jesus, don't be so proud of yourself. 1952 01:45:13,308 --> 01:45:15,641 You know, like less than 10% of the people 1953 01:45:15,643 --> 01:45:18,611 who even take the shit you're on ever stay on it? 1954 01:45:18,613 --> 01:45:20,446 - I defer to your drug expertise. 1955 01:45:20,448 --> 01:45:21,881 - Why'd you fall in love with her 1956 01:45:21,883 --> 01:45:23,516 and ruin everything for me? 1957 01:45:23,518 --> 01:45:25,551 - I didn't fall in love with her. 1958 01:45:25,553 --> 01:45:28,487 - That's worse! You ruined everything. 1959 01:45:28,489 --> 01:45:30,523 - No, you ruined everything! 1960 01:45:30,525 --> 01:45:32,925 First of all, I'm not in love with her, and I never was. 1961 01:45:32,927 --> 01:45:36,696 - But you slept with her anyway? Why would you do that? 1962 01:45:36,698 --> 01:45:38,664 Okay, let's say I understand that. 1963 01:45:38,666 --> 01:45:40,032 - But you don't. 1964 01:45:40,034 --> 01:45:42,902 She helped me, let me feel something again. 1965 01:45:42,904 --> 01:45:46,439 - So she makes me stop getting high, but you get sex? 1966 01:45:46,441 --> 01:45:50,042 What a shitty, shitty deal, and for what? 1967 01:45:50,044 --> 01:45:52,545 For this? What happened to you? 1968 01:45:52,547 --> 01:45:53,946 - I'm still me. 1969 01:45:53,948 --> 01:45:56,048 - Bullshit. You're ben lite! 1970 01:45:56,050 --> 01:45:58,918 - I'm ben prime. I'm still the same guy from sixth grade! 1971 01:45:58,920 --> 01:46:02,788 - No. 1972 01:46:02,790 --> 01:46:05,725 Man, you're a million miles away from that kid. 1973 01:46:05,727 --> 01:46:08,427 - I swear, this isn't bad. 1974 01:46:08,429 --> 01:46:11,564 I'm just functioning now like everyone else. 1975 01:46:14,634 --> 01:46:16,802 - So this is it? 1976 01:46:16,804 --> 01:46:20,439 - Well, maybe that's what's wrong with the world. 1977 01:46:20,441 --> 01:46:23,576 We keep looking and grabbing and eating and smoking 1978 01:46:23,578 --> 01:46:26,912 and never stop to think, 1979 01:46:26,914 --> 01:46:29,715 "who could want more than this?" 1980 01:46:29,717 --> 01:46:36,789 - [SOBS] 1981 01:46:41,895 --> 01:46:45,931 - You're here. That's all that matters. 1982 01:46:45,933 --> 01:46:50,536 - [SOBS] 1983 01:46:50,538 --> 01:46:53,539 [GENTLE MUSIC] 1984 01:46:53,541 --> 01:47:00,613 ♪ ♪ 1985 01:47:01,047 --> 01:47:08,120 - ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 1986 01:47:08,855 --> 01:47:10,423 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 1987 01:47:10,425 --> 01:47:13,492 - Hey, there. - Hi. 1988 01:47:13,494 --> 01:47:18,564 - I know, it's a lot of junk, but I'm a really good mother. 1989 01:47:28,008 --> 01:47:31,210 - [LAUGHS] 1990 01:47:41,655 --> 01:47:43,122 - Hey. 1991 01:47:43,124 --> 01:47:48,794 - I'm sorry. I was gonna leave in the morning. 1992 01:47:48,796 --> 01:47:52,465 - Well, I... 1993 01:47:52,467 --> 01:47:55,901 - what? 1994 01:47:55,903 --> 01:47:59,572 - You know anything about running a farm? 1995 01:47:59,574 --> 01:48:01,774 - More than you. 1996 01:48:03,710 --> 01:48:07,713 [THUNDER PEALS] 1997 01:48:11,585 --> 01:48:12,952 - [CHUCKLES] 1998 01:48:31,605 --> 01:48:34,607 Come inside. - No. 1999 01:48:50,891 --> 01:48:55,895 [THUNDER PEALS] 2000 01:49:02,102 --> 01:49:04,837 - Why are we here? 2001 01:49:04,839 --> 01:49:06,705 - We're waiting for the rain to stop. 2002 01:49:06,707 --> 01:49:08,841 - Can I ride it? 2003 01:49:15,248 --> 01:49:18,951 Could you? 2004 01:49:20,120 --> 01:49:26,325 [PHONE RINGING] 2005 01:49:26,327 --> 01:49:29,128 Hey. 2006 01:49:29,130 --> 01:49:33,766 Um, mom said wednesday. 2007 01:49:33,768 --> 01:49:38,170 I don't know why. She said wednesday. 2008 01:49:38,172 --> 01:49:40,205 Um... 2009 01:49:40,207 --> 01:49:43,309 no, I mean, you can... barbecue's fine. 2010 01:49:43,311 --> 01:49:47,913 [CLOPPING SOUND] 2011 01:50:02,596 --> 01:50:09,668 [MOTOR HUMMING] 2012 01:50:11,596 --> 01:50:21,668 For more new Movies go to G2G.fm 149372