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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:05,309 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY LIONS GATE ENTERTAINMENT 2 00:00:49,179 --> 00:00:51,268 [THUNDER] 3 00:01:12,463 --> 00:01:13,943 2.4. 4 00:01:13,986 --> 00:01:16,032 2.4. RIGHT. 5 00:01:22,995 --> 00:01:25,085 SOLDERING GUN. 6 00:01:25,128 --> 00:01:26,521 GUN. CHECK. 7 00:01:35,138 --> 00:01:35,921 FINAL CHECK, MAX. 8 00:01:35,965 --> 00:01:38,272 ALL SYSTEMS GO, JOSH. 9 00:01:39,447 --> 00:01:41,927 ENTER THE PROGRAM. 10 00:01:41,971 --> 00:01:43,799 ENTERING PROGRAM. 11 00:01:52,155 --> 00:01:54,026 I'M SWITCHING ON, MAX. 12 00:01:54,070 --> 00:01:56,420 RIGHT, JOSH. 13 00:01:56,464 --> 00:01:57,769 [SWITCH CLICKS] 14 00:02:09,607 --> 00:02:13,002 OK, MAX, HIT "ENTER." 15 00:02:13,045 --> 00:02:15,178 YOU GOT IT, JOSH. 16 00:02:15,222 --> 00:02:16,571 [MEOW] 17 00:02:28,670 --> 00:02:30,019 [MEOW] 18 00:02:38,810 --> 00:02:40,508 I GIVE UP. 19 00:02:42,205 --> 00:02:44,251 WOULD YOU TURN THAT OFF? 20 00:02:47,689 --> 00:02:50,170 IT JUST NEEDS A BETTER OPERATING SYSTEM, JOSH. 21 00:02:50,213 --> 00:02:52,215 IT NEEDS A BETTER EVERYTHING. 22 00:02:52,259 --> 00:02:54,391 HE'S A PIECE OF JUNK. 23 00:02:54,435 --> 00:02:56,176 NO, HE ISN'T. 24 00:02:56,219 --> 00:02:59,179 LET'S GO, GUYS. WE'RE LATE. 25 00:03:00,702 --> 00:03:03,226 I'VE GOT A GOOD FEELING ABOUT TONIGHT, JOSH. 26 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:04,793 I REALLY DO. 27 00:03:04,836 --> 00:03:07,404 MAX, YOU ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD FEELING. 28 00:03:07,448 --> 00:03:08,492 NOT ALWAYS. 29 00:03:08,536 --> 00:03:10,712 OCCASIONALLY I HAVE A BAD FEELING, 30 00:03:10,755 --> 00:03:13,149 BUT TONIGHT I HAVE A GOOD FEELING. 31 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,282 OK, OK, KEEP WALKING. 32 00:03:38,392 --> 00:03:40,481 COME ON, GUYS! 33 00:03:41,786 --> 00:03:43,223 SLOW DOWN. 34 00:03:43,266 --> 00:03:45,312 I GOT SHORT LEGS, REMEMBER? 35 00:03:52,580 --> 00:03:56,105 I JUST WANT TO SAY ONE THING TO YOU BEFORE WE GO. 36 00:03:56,148 --> 00:03:57,976 NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS TONIGHT, 37 00:03:58,020 --> 00:04:00,414 I THINK YOU GUYS ARE THE GREATEST. 38 00:04:00,457 --> 00:04:03,025 YOUR DAD WOULD BE REAL PROUD OF YOU. 39 00:04:03,068 --> 00:04:04,200 THANKS, MOM. 40 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:05,593 OK, PUT YOUR SEAT BELT ON. 41 00:04:05,636 --> 00:04:06,942 YOU READY? 42 00:04:14,341 --> 00:04:16,865 GOOD EVENING, AND WELCOME 43 00:04:16,908 --> 00:04:20,129 TO THE 15th ANNUAL JUNIOR INVENTOR AWARDS. 44 00:04:23,437 --> 00:04:26,222 I'M PROUD TO ANNOUNCE TO YOU TODAY 45 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,789 OUR SIX SEMIFINALISTS. 46 00:04:27,832 --> 00:04:31,009 FROM RIGHT HERE IN SHERMAN, THE CARSON BROTHERS-- 47 00:04:31,053 --> 00:04:32,924 JOSH AND MAX. 48 00:04:32,968 --> 00:04:34,970 HI, JOSH! 49 00:04:35,013 --> 00:04:37,189 CELIA BARNES, 50 00:04:37,233 --> 00:04:39,757 MATTHEW MARSELLA, 51 00:04:39,801 --> 00:04:41,150 MEI PO WONG, 52 00:04:41,193 --> 00:04:42,673 AND LAST, 53 00:04:42,717 --> 00:04:46,024 OUR TWO-TIME WINNER-- DWAYNE KOTZWINKLE. 54 00:04:46,068 --> 00:04:48,549 THAT'S MY BOY. 55 00:04:48,592 --> 00:04:51,465 MAY I HAVE THE ENVELOPE, PLEASE? 56 00:05:03,781 --> 00:05:04,956 WELL. 57 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:08,090 THIS IS UNUSUAL. 58 00:05:08,133 --> 00:05:10,484 OUR JUDGES SEEM TO BE SPLIT 59 00:05:10,527 --> 00:05:13,182 BETWEEN DWAYNE KOTZWINKLE... 60 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,012 AND JOSH AND MAX CARSON. 61 00:05:17,055 --> 00:05:18,666 YES! 62 00:05:18,709 --> 00:05:20,755 WHAT? 63 00:05:22,757 --> 00:05:24,672 IN CASES OF A TIE, 64 00:05:24,715 --> 00:05:26,717 WE ASK FOR A DEMONSTRATION, 65 00:05:26,761 --> 00:05:29,111 A SORT OF PLAY-OFF. 66 00:05:29,154 --> 00:05:30,504 HOW ABOUT IT, BOYS? 67 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,731 DWAYNE'S NOT GONNA WIN IT THIS YEAR. 68 00:05:40,775 --> 00:05:43,386 EVERY YEAR HIS DAD HELPS HIM. EVERY YEAR HE WINS. 69 00:05:43,430 --> 00:05:45,562 THAT'S MY BOY. 70 00:05:45,606 --> 00:05:48,913 AFTER YOU'VE HAD A HARD, LONG DAY ON THE COURT, 71 00:05:48,957 --> 00:05:52,700 SOMETIMES YOU'RE TOO TIRED TO PICK UP THE BALLS. 72 00:05:54,005 --> 00:05:55,180 [WHOOSHING] 73 00:05:55,224 --> 00:05:57,748 SO WITH MY BACK-SAVER HERE, 74 00:05:57,792 --> 00:06:02,971 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS AIM THE MAGIC WAND. 75 00:06:06,235 --> 00:06:08,280 AND PRESTO-- 76 00:06:08,324 --> 00:06:10,239 MARTINI TIME. 77 00:06:15,331 --> 00:06:18,378 THANK YOU, DWAYNE. 78 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:21,642 UM, YOUR TURN, BOYS. 79 00:06:23,905 --> 00:06:24,862 YEAH... 80 00:06:24,906 --> 00:06:26,734 MOVE. 81 00:06:28,910 --> 00:06:30,738 WE CALL THIS THE TRANSPORTER. 82 00:06:30,781 --> 00:06:33,915 IT'S A VOICE-ACTIVATED GARBAGE-CAN MOVER. 83 00:06:33,958 --> 00:06:37,092 WE THOUGHT ELDERLY PEOPLE COULD USE IT 84 00:06:37,135 --> 00:06:39,964 TO GET THEIR GARBAGE FROM THEIR HOMES TO THE STREET. 85 00:06:40,008 --> 00:06:41,313 EMILY! 86 00:06:41,357 --> 00:06:43,098 EMILY, STOP! 87 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:48,451 IT ALSO HAS SONAR SENSORS, 88 00:06:48,495 --> 00:06:51,062 SO IT WON'T RUN ANYONE DOWN. 89 00:07:00,550 --> 00:07:02,944 I THINK WE'VE GOT OUR WINNER... 90 00:07:02,987 --> 00:07:04,293 JOSH AND MAX CARSON. 91 00:07:04,336 --> 00:07:06,295 YES! 92 00:07:21,528 --> 00:07:23,878 CONGRATULATIONS, MAX. 93 00:07:23,921 --> 00:07:25,793 THANKS. 94 00:07:25,836 --> 00:07:27,011 BOY, $1,000. 95 00:07:27,055 --> 00:07:29,840 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH ALL THAT MONEY? 96 00:07:29,884 --> 00:07:32,887 WELL, JOSH WANTS TO GIVE HALF TO MOM. 97 00:07:32,930 --> 00:07:34,497 SHE'S SORT OF BROKE. 98 00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:36,717 WE'LL SPEND THE REST ON NEWMAN. 99 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:38,022 NEWMAN? 100 00:07:38,066 --> 00:07:39,284 YEAH. HE'S OUR ROBOT. 101 00:07:39,328 --> 00:07:40,895 MAX! 102 00:07:44,159 --> 00:07:46,074 TOP SECRET, HUH? 103 00:07:46,117 --> 00:07:47,510 SORRY. 104 00:07:47,554 --> 00:07:50,339 JOSH IS A LITTLE PARANOID TILL WE GET A PATENT. 105 00:07:50,382 --> 00:07:53,342 WELL, YOU NEVER CAN BE TOO CAREFUL. 106 00:08:10,098 --> 00:08:11,229 YOU! 107 00:08:11,273 --> 00:08:13,841 NO, NO! MOM, NOT BEFORE BREAKFAST. 108 00:08:13,884 --> 00:08:16,452 WHAT IS THIS? 109 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:20,064 I CAN'T TAKE HALF YOUR CONTEST MONEY. 110 00:08:20,108 --> 00:08:21,283 OK. 111 00:08:21,326 --> 00:08:23,372 SURE, YOU CAN. 112 00:08:23,415 --> 00:08:24,547 GREAT. 113 00:08:24,591 --> 00:08:26,506 THIS IS YOUR MONEY. 114 00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:28,116 PASS THE SYRUP, MAX. 115 00:08:28,159 --> 00:08:29,770 RIGHT, JOSH. 116 00:08:34,122 --> 00:08:35,253 OK, 117 00:08:35,297 --> 00:08:39,040 I WILL BORROW HALF OF THIS, 118 00:08:39,083 --> 00:08:42,086 BUT IF YOU NEED ANY OF IT FOR YOUR ROBOT-- 119 00:08:42,130 --> 00:08:43,784 NEWMAN. 120 00:08:43,827 --> 00:08:44,785 IGNORE HIM. 121 00:08:44,828 --> 00:08:46,395 HIS NAME IS NEWMAN 122 00:08:46,438 --> 00:08:49,267 'CAUSE HE'S GOING TO BE A NEW MAN SOMEDAY. 123 00:08:49,311 --> 00:08:50,442 NEWMAN? 124 00:08:50,486 --> 00:08:53,271 I LIKE THAT. THAT'S CUTE. 125 00:08:53,315 --> 00:08:56,361 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 126 00:08:56,405 --> 00:08:58,494 WHEN MOM GIVES US OUR HALF, 127 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,757 WE'LL GET NEWMAN THE BEST MONEY CAN BUY. 128 00:09:00,801 --> 00:09:03,847 REMEMBER, $500 IS NOT THAT MUCH. 129 00:09:03,891 --> 00:09:06,284 GUYS, I'M SHOWING THE HOUSE LATER. 130 00:09:06,328 --> 00:09:09,026 [HUMMING] 131 00:09:09,070 --> 00:09:10,027 MAX. 132 00:09:10,071 --> 00:09:13,030 MAX. 133 00:09:13,074 --> 00:09:14,815 I DON'T WANT TO SELL. 134 00:09:14,858 --> 00:09:16,468 I LIKE IT HERE. 135 00:09:16,512 --> 00:09:19,036 SWEETIE, I LIKE IT, TOO. 136 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:20,995 WE JUST CAN'T AFFORD IT. 137 00:09:21,038 --> 00:09:23,998 IF WE SOLD NEWMAN, WE'D MAKE SOME MONEY. 138 00:09:24,041 --> 00:09:27,044 THEN WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO SELL THE HOUSE. 139 00:09:27,088 --> 00:09:28,742 SAVE IT, MAX. 140 00:09:28,785 --> 00:09:30,352 GIVE NEWMAN A CHANCE. 141 00:09:30,395 --> 00:09:34,138 WITH BETTER COMPONENTS, HE CAN REALLY WORK. 142 00:09:34,182 --> 00:09:36,140 I'M SURE HE CAN, SWEETIE. 143 00:09:36,184 --> 00:09:39,753 IT'S JUST THAT INVENTING TAKES SUCH A LONG TIME. 144 00:09:39,796 --> 00:09:41,102 REMEMBER HOW LONG IT WOULD TAKE YOUR DAD 145 00:09:41,145 --> 00:09:43,713 WHEN HE WAS BUILDING A NEW COMPUTER? 146 00:09:43,757 --> 00:09:45,802 YOU GUYS ARE JUST LIKE HIM. 147 00:09:45,846 --> 00:09:48,283 I CAN'T GET YOU OUT OF THE SHOP. 148 00:09:50,894 --> 00:09:52,200 KEEP EATING. 149 00:09:54,855 --> 00:09:57,640 WHY DO YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT HIM? 150 00:09:57,684 --> 00:10:00,077 I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT HIM ANYMORE. 151 00:10:00,121 --> 00:10:01,470 IT'S BEEN TWO YEARS. 152 00:10:01,513 --> 00:10:03,080 HE WAS YOUR FATHER. 153 00:10:03,124 --> 00:10:04,821 HE DIDN'T CARE ABOUT US. 154 00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:07,258 THAT'S NOT TRUE. HE LOVED YOU. 155 00:10:07,302 --> 00:10:10,392 OH, YEAH? THEN HOW COME HE KILLED HIMSELF? 156 00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:16,267 DON'T WORRY, MOM. 157 00:10:16,311 --> 00:10:19,314 HE JUST NEEDS MORE TIME, THAT'S ALL. 158 00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:20,663 HE'LL GET BETTER. 159 00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:23,318 JOSH, WAIT UP. 160 00:10:23,361 --> 00:10:24,536 [BELL RINGS] 161 00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:26,234 GOOD MORNING, CLASS. 162 00:10:26,277 --> 00:10:29,280 MOST OF YOU KNOW MY ASSISTANT FOR THE WEEK, 163 00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:31,369 JOSH CARSON. 164 00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:34,503 JOSH IN ON LOAN TO US FROM ADVANCED PROGRAMMING. 165 00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:37,462 HE'S GOING TO HELP ME EXPLAIN TO YOU 166 00:10:37,506 --> 00:10:41,902 HOW SOMEDAY COMPUTERS MAY BE ABLE TO THINK ALL ON THEIR OWN. 167 00:10:41,945 --> 00:10:43,860 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, JOSH? 168 00:10:43,904 --> 00:10:44,992 UH, YEAH. 169 00:10:51,781 --> 00:10:53,391 JOSH. 170 00:10:53,435 --> 00:10:56,003 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SEAT? 171 00:10:56,046 --> 00:10:58,875 YOU JUST CORRECT ME IF I MAKE A MISTAKE. 172 00:10:58,919 --> 00:11:03,663 SOME EXPERTS PREDICT IT WILL BE 10-25 YEARS 173 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:05,316 BEFORE COMPUTERS CAN TAKE IN INFORMATION... 174 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:06,840 OK. 175 00:11:06,883 --> 00:11:08,232 AND MAKE DECISIONS ON THEIR OWN. 176 00:11:08,276 --> 00:11:09,494 WHAT'S YOUR OPINION, JOSH? 177 00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:10,844 WHAT? 178 00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:15,979 HOW LONG WILL IT BE BEFORE COMPUTERS CAN THINK? 179 00:11:16,023 --> 00:11:18,634 WELL, UM, NOT TOO MUCH LONGER. 180 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:21,028 I THINK I'VE ALMOST GOT IT. 181 00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:26,033 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH ALL THAT MONEY? 182 00:11:26,076 --> 00:11:28,731 JOSH THINKS WE SHOULD GIVE HALF TO MOM. 183 00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:30,211 SHE'S SORT OF BROKE. 184 00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:32,735 WE'LL SPEND THE REST ON NEWMAN. 185 00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:33,954 NEWMAN? 186 00:11:33,997 --> 00:11:35,129 YEAH. HE'S OUR ROBOT. 187 00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:36,739 MAX! 188 00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:39,046 HOW OLD ARE THESE KIDS? 189 00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:40,264 10 AND 15. 190 00:11:40,308 --> 00:11:42,484 OH, COME ON, ALICE, THEY'RE BABIES. 191 00:11:42,527 --> 00:11:45,008 MEL, I KNOW THERE'S A STORY HERE. 192 00:11:45,052 --> 00:11:46,662 I CAN TASTE IT. 193 00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:51,841 RESISTORS...SERVOS. 194 00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:54,496 JOSH, LOOK-- A 320 TRIAX. 195 00:11:54,539 --> 00:11:58,239 MAX, WE NEED TO GET A LOT OF STUFF. 196 00:11:58,282 --> 00:12:01,677 WE CAN'T AFFORD TO GET IT ALL HERE. 197 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,592 SURE! WE GOT 500 BUCKS. 198 00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:07,814 SO HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW 199 00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:10,817 A TRIAX COSTS 250 BUCKS? 200 00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:13,036 YO, GUYS. 201 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,735 STEVE, WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? 202 00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:17,388 HI, HONEY. WHERE'S MAX? 203 00:12:17,432 --> 00:12:19,042 HE'S WITH STEVE. 204 00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:20,783 YO! 205 00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,654 I'M READY FOR THE FREEWAY. 206 00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:24,874 OK, TURN, TURN, TURN. 207 00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:27,355 I GOT IT. I GOT IT. 208 00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:29,096 OHH. 209 00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:31,881 LET'S DO THIS AGAIN TOMORROW. 210 00:12:31,925 --> 00:12:34,101 HEY, THREE-POINT LANDING. 211 00:12:34,144 --> 00:12:36,930 HERE'S YOUR STUFF. 212 00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:43,806 KID'S A NATURAL. 213 00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:46,417 THE NATURAL IS 10 YEARS OLD. 214 00:12:46,461 --> 00:12:49,507 HEY, JOSH. MAX TOLD ME ABOUT THE CONTEST. CONGRATULATIONS. 215 00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:50,813 OH, THANKS. 216 00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:55,252 I INVITED STEVE FOR DINNER, OK? 217 00:12:55,296 --> 00:12:56,819 SURE. 218 00:13:00,823 --> 00:13:02,694 IT WAS HIS IDEA. REALLY. 219 00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:03,870 HI. 220 00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:05,219 HI. 221 00:13:06,568 --> 00:13:08,439 WHEN DID YOU GET BACK? 222 00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:10,398 YOU MISS ME? 223 00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:13,618 DID YOU FINISH YOUR STORY? 224 00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:15,838 ALMOST. 225 00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:18,406 DID YOU MISS ME WITH A PASSION 226 00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:19,842 THAT KNOWS NO BOUNDS? 227 00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:20,974 ALMOST. 228 00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:25,065 SO, WHEN ARE WE GETTING MARRIED? 229 00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:26,457 AHH... 230 00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:27,937 MMM, I DON'T KNOW. 231 00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:37,599 AHEM. 232 00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:45,041 YOU KNOW, YOU MAY NOT BELIEVE THIS, 233 00:13:45,085 --> 00:13:47,478 BUT SOMEWHERE DEEP, DEEP DOWN INSIDE, 234 00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:48,958 HE REALLY LIKES ME. 235 00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:57,445 WE DON'T NEED THAT MUCH MORE STUFF, 236 00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:58,707 DO WE? 237 00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:01,623 I THOUGHT WE WANTED AN ARTICULATED APPENDAGE, 238 00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:04,017 LINEAR ACTUATOR, GATED SERVOS... 239 00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,235 OK, OK. 240 00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:07,020 WE'LL HAVE TO TRADE FOR THEM. 241 00:14:07,063 --> 00:14:09,892 WELL, THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON WHO-- 242 00:14:11,546 --> 00:14:14,418 NO. I'M NOT GOING TO HIM. 243 00:14:14,462 --> 00:14:15,942 FORGET IT. 244 00:14:18,814 --> 00:14:21,773 WHY DID I LET YOU TALK ME INTO THIS? 245 00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:24,646 IT'LL BE FINE. TRUST ME. 246 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:53,414 WELL, WELL. 247 00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:56,156 IF IT ISN'T THE CARSON BROTHERS. 248 00:14:57,461 --> 00:15:00,987 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, BOYS? 249 00:15:03,511 --> 00:15:06,557 WE HAVE SOME STUFF WE WANT TO TRADE. 250 00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:08,081 OH, YOU'RE MASS-PRODUCING 251 00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:10,779 YOUR GARBAGE TRANSPORTER, HUH? 252 00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:12,172 NO. 253 00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:14,043 SOMETHING NEW? 254 00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:16,176 YEAH, IT'S A ROB--OUCH! 255 00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:17,699 IT'S NOTHING. 256 00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:20,789 WELL, I DON'T THINK 257 00:15:20,832 --> 00:15:23,357 WE CAN LET OUR PROFESSIONAL RIVALRY 258 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:29,058 STAND IN THE WAY OF DOING A LITTLE BUSINESS. 259 00:15:29,102 --> 00:15:31,408 DWAYNE, GET UP HERE! 260 00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:33,367 AW, DAD. 261 00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:39,068 WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE? 262 00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:41,853 WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP? 263 00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:44,247 THEY'RE CLIENTS NOW. 264 00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:47,468 VERY NICE. 265 00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,035 DADDY'S? 266 00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:52,212 WE NEED... 267 00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:55,998 FIVE MINISERVOS, 268 00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:59,175 LINEAR ACTUATOR 5148... 269 00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:02,004 I THINK WE CAN DO SOME BUSINESS. 270 00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:04,137 GET TO IT, DWAYNE. 271 00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:09,751 WE'RE NEVER GOING THERE AGAIN. 272 00:16:09,794 --> 00:16:11,318 WHY NOT? 273 00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:14,364 I LIKE THAT IGUANA. 274 00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:15,975 YEAH, RIGHT. 275 00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:19,369 HEY, YOU THINK I'M GOING BACK? 276 00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:21,241 NOT ON MY LIFE. 277 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,461 HEY! 278 00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:25,636 WHAT? 279 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,551 BE GENTLE. 280 00:16:27,595 --> 00:16:29,814 YEAH, OK. 281 00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:46,353 MAX. 282 00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:48,937 THAT'S IT. 283 00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:56,945 LET'S PROGRAM HIM. 284 00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:59,034 RIGHT. 285 00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:10,480 OK. 286 00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:12,439 TEACH HIM HOW TO WAVE. 287 00:18:12,482 --> 00:18:15,703 WAVE? WHY DOES HE NEED TO KNOW HOW TO WAVE? 288 00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:17,139 IT'S FRIENDLY. 289 00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:21,012 WELL, LET'S SEE IF HE'LL MOVE FIRST. 290 00:18:21,056 --> 00:18:22,623 GOT TO EXPECT SOME BUGS. 291 00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:24,581 DAD ALWAYS SAID, "NO BUGS, NO BYTES." 292 00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:26,801 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 293 00:18:29,891 --> 00:18:30,848 OK... 294 00:18:30,892 --> 00:18:34,200 HERE IT GOES. 295 00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:37,942 ALL RIGHT! WE HAVE MOVEMENT. 296 00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:39,727 TEACH HIM HOW TO WAVE. 297 00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:41,555 OK, I'LL TRY. 298 00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:59,268 NEWMAN, STOP! 299 00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:00,922 IT'S NOT RESPONDING. 300 00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:02,271 WHAT'S HE DOING? 301 00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:03,664 I DON'T KNOW. 302 00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:06,145 STOP IT! 303 00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:07,146 NEWMAN! 304 00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:10,192 GET HIM! QUICK! 305 00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:12,673 JOSH, GET HIM TO STOP. HE'LL BREAK SOMETHING. 306 00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:14,240 NEWMAN! 307 00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:15,893 OH, NEWMAN! 308 00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:17,068 PLEASE! 309 00:19:17,112 --> 00:19:18,200 NEWMAN! 310 00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:21,856 STOP! COME ON! 311 00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:26,034 UH-OH. IT'S THAT REPORTER FROM THE CONTEST. 312 00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:32,519 MY BOSS IS VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS STORY. 313 00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:35,609 OH, I THINK THE BOYS WILL LOVE THE IDEA. 314 00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:37,524 JOSH. 315 00:19:39,787 --> 00:19:41,180 MAX? 316 00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:44,922 I DON'T KNOW. 317 00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:46,663 YIEAAH! 318 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,888 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE ALL RIGHT? 319 00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:55,498 I'M FINE. REALLY. 320 00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:56,934 MOM, THIS VERY SECOND 321 00:19:56,978 --> 00:19:59,198 RICHARD WILLIAMS IS STUFFING HIS FACE 322 00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:01,156 WITH ALL THE BEST CANDY. 323 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,940 HE TAKES HALLOWEEN VERY SERIOUSLY. 324 00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:04,507 WELL, SO DID I. 325 00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:07,162 I WAS ALWAYS THE FIRST ONE THERE. 326 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,511 SO... 327 00:20:08,555 --> 00:20:10,252 DID YOU FINISH YOUR ROBOT? 328 00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:11,732 WE DON'T HAVE A ROBOT. 329 00:20:11,775 --> 00:20:13,255 WHAT? 330 00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:15,605 SORRY YOU CAME ALL THIS WAY 331 00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:17,303 FOR NOTHING, MISS WOODS. 332 00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:21,785 WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, JOSH. 333 00:20:21,829 --> 00:20:23,178 THANK YOU, MRS. CARSON. 334 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,006 I'LL SEE MYSELF OUT. 335 00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:26,573 SEE YOU, MAX. 336 00:20:26,616 --> 00:20:28,096 BYE. 337 00:20:30,403 --> 00:20:32,361 WHAT'S GOING ON? 338 00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:33,971 MOM, SHE'S A SNOOPER. 339 00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:37,236 SHE COULD BE A SPY FOR A ROBOTICS COMPANY. 340 00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:38,367 A SPY? 341 00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:39,977 JOSH, SHE'S A REPORTER. 342 00:20:40,021 --> 00:20:42,589 UNTIL WE GET A PATENT FOR NEWMAN, 343 00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:43,981 HE'S OFF LIMITS, 344 00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:45,592 ESPECIALLY TO HER. 345 00:20:45,635 --> 00:20:47,507 JOSH. 346 00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:49,509 NEXT TIME, BE MORE POLITE. 347 00:20:49,552 --> 00:20:52,294 SORRY, MOM. 348 00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:56,255 TOMORROW WE PUT IN A SECURITY SYSTEM. 349 00:21:01,216 --> 00:21:02,870 HONEY. 350 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:08,615 TRY AND HAVE A GOOD TIME, OK? 351 00:21:08,658 --> 00:21:12,227 AND GIVE MY LOVE TO BETH. 352 00:21:15,926 --> 00:21:17,841 ♪ BABY 353 00:21:17,885 --> 00:21:18,625 BOO! 354 00:21:18,668 --> 00:21:20,975 ♪ YOU'RE SCARIN' ME 355 00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:25,719 ♪ YOU'RE MY NIGHTMARE 356 00:21:27,024 --> 00:21:29,288 ♪ MY FANTASY... 357 00:21:43,998 --> 00:21:46,217 I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD. 358 00:21:46,261 --> 00:21:47,828 NOT NOW, STUPID. 359 00:21:49,046 --> 00:21:50,483 ♪ BABY 360 00:21:51,484 --> 00:21:54,269 ♪ YOU'RE SCARIN' ME 361 00:21:56,576 --> 00:21:59,448 ♪ YOU'RE MY NIGHTMARE... 362 00:21:59,492 --> 00:22:00,536 ARE YOU CONCENTRATING, TIMMY? 363 00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:03,191 DON'T PUSH DOWN SO HARD. 364 00:22:03,234 --> 00:22:05,062 IT WILL WORK THIS TIME. 365 00:22:05,106 --> 00:22:07,108 JOSH. 366 00:22:08,979 --> 00:22:10,894 NO, WAIT. 367 00:22:10,938 --> 00:22:12,592 COME ON. 368 00:22:14,115 --> 00:22:16,073 YOU'VE GOT TO TRY THIS. 369 00:22:16,117 --> 00:22:18,293 LET JOSH HAVE A TURN. 370 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:19,947 I WAS CONTACTING NAPOLEON. 371 00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:21,296 LATER, TIMMY. 372 00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:28,651 WHAT IS THIS? 373 00:22:28,695 --> 00:22:31,219 A TELEPHONE TO HEAVEN. 374 00:22:31,262 --> 00:22:33,177 PUT YOUR FINGERS ON HERE, 375 00:22:33,221 --> 00:22:35,092 AND OPEN YOUR MIND. 376 00:22:35,136 --> 00:22:37,921 IS THERE ANYONE YOU WANT TO CONTACT? 377 00:22:37,965 --> 00:22:39,140 WHAT? 378 00:22:39,183 --> 00:22:41,055 NO. 379 00:22:41,098 --> 00:22:45,842 IS THERE ANYONE WHO WANTS TO CONTACT JOSH CARSON? 380 00:22:45,886 --> 00:22:47,627 YOU DO. 381 00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:55,896 IS THERE ANYONE WHO WANTS TO CONTACT JOSH? 382 00:22:55,939 --> 00:22:57,898 COME ON, COME ON. 383 00:22:57,941 --> 00:22:59,987 COME ON, COME ON. 384 00:23:08,909 --> 00:23:10,737 "D." 385 00:23:18,048 --> 00:23:19,746 "A." 386 00:23:24,968 --> 00:23:26,274 "D." 387 00:23:27,188 --> 00:23:28,755 DAD? 388 00:23:33,020 --> 00:23:35,152 VERY FUNNY. 389 00:23:35,196 --> 00:23:36,327 WAIT, JOSH! 390 00:23:36,371 --> 00:23:38,417 I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. I PROMISE. 391 00:24:20,371 --> 00:24:21,764 [MEOW] 392 00:24:52,142 --> 00:24:53,492 [MEOW] 393 00:25:24,174 --> 00:25:25,524 MOM? 394 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:32,226 [CRASH] 395 00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:34,794 MAX? 396 00:26:03,344 --> 00:26:04,867 HELLO? 397 00:26:30,327 --> 00:26:31,633 [MEOW] 398 00:26:32,678 --> 00:26:34,767 CHARLIE. 399 00:26:34,810 --> 00:26:37,247 [PURRING] 400 00:26:37,291 --> 00:26:38,814 [MEOW] 401 00:26:46,517 --> 00:26:47,867 [SNIFFING] 402 00:26:49,085 --> 00:26:51,697 CHARLIE, HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING? 403 00:26:51,740 --> 00:26:53,089 [MEOW] 404 00:29:17,103 --> 00:29:18,365 [MEOW] 405 00:29:35,034 --> 00:29:38,385 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND BREAKING INTO THEIR HOUSE? 406 00:29:38,428 --> 00:29:39,778 MEL, I SAW SOMETHING. 407 00:29:39,821 --> 00:29:41,388 A HAND DOESN'T MEAN SQUAT. 408 00:29:41,431 --> 00:29:42,955 THIS HAND WAS NOT HUMAN. 409 00:29:42,998 --> 00:29:44,826 IT BELONGED TO A ROBOT? 410 00:29:44,870 --> 00:29:46,610 THERE WAS THIS FLASH OF LIGHT. 411 00:29:46,654 --> 00:29:48,395 MAYBE THE ROBOT WAS TAKING SNAPSHOTS. 412 00:29:48,438 --> 00:29:50,005 MEL, PLEASE. 413 00:29:50,049 --> 00:29:51,659 I NEED THIS ONE. 414 00:29:51,702 --> 00:29:52,965 OK, BUT THIS TIME, 415 00:29:53,008 --> 00:29:56,142 MAKE SURE YOU GET SOMETHING ON TAPE, ALL RIGHT? 416 00:30:00,059 --> 00:30:01,974 JOSH... 417 00:30:02,017 --> 00:30:04,933 I THINK SOMEBODY HAS A QUESTION. 418 00:30:19,165 --> 00:30:20,862 I'M REALLY SORRY. 419 00:30:20,906 --> 00:30:23,212 I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT YOUR DAD. 420 00:30:23,256 --> 00:30:28,043 I JUST THOUGHT YOUR PARENTS WERE DIVORCED LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE'S. 421 00:30:28,087 --> 00:30:30,437 UH...IT'S OK. 422 00:30:35,659 --> 00:30:39,838 JOSH, DID ANYTHING WEIRD HAPPEN AFTER YOU LEFT THE PARTY? 423 00:30:42,275 --> 00:30:43,580 WHY? 424 00:30:43,624 --> 00:30:46,279 WELL, 'CAUSE WHEN I PICKED UP THE POINTER, 425 00:30:46,322 --> 00:30:48,020 IT WAS HOT. 426 00:30:49,935 --> 00:30:51,980 SOMETHING DID HAPPEN, DIDN'T IT? 427 00:30:53,721 --> 00:30:55,462 THE HOUSE KIND OF FELT-- 428 00:30:55,505 --> 00:30:57,856 TH-THERE WAS THIS SMELL-- OH, FORGET IT. 429 00:30:57,899 --> 00:30:59,988 NO, TELL ME. WHAT SMELL? 430 00:31:01,337 --> 00:31:02,512 PIPE SMOKE. 431 00:31:02,556 --> 00:31:03,687 MY DAD-- 432 00:31:03,731 --> 00:31:06,908 HEY, CARSON. HOW YOU DOING, WIMP? 433 00:31:06,952 --> 00:31:08,823 HEY, BETH. I GOT TICKETS-- 434 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:10,825 GET LOST, DWAYNE. 435 00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:12,435 I DON'T LIKE TO LOSE, CARSON. 436 00:31:12,479 --> 00:31:14,220 DON'T YOU FORGET IT. 437 00:31:23,969 --> 00:31:27,320 TEST-TESTING. TESTING. 438 00:31:27,363 --> 00:31:28,756 ALL RIGHT. 439 00:31:28,799 --> 00:31:31,585 NOW TO FIND THE REAL ME. 440 00:31:31,628 --> 00:31:33,935 [LOW-PITCHED VOICE] NO, NO. THAT'S NOT IT. 441 00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:37,634 LET ME SEE HERE... 442 00:31:37,678 --> 00:31:39,810 [HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] NO. THAT'S NOT IT, EITHER. 443 00:31:39,854 --> 00:31:42,639 TESTING. 444 00:31:42,683 --> 00:31:44,946 [NORMAL MALE VOICE] ALL RIGHT. NOW WE'RE TALKING. 445 00:31:49,472 --> 00:31:52,258 ARE THOSE FOR ONE OF YOUR INVENTIONS? 446 00:31:52,301 --> 00:31:53,259 YEAH. 447 00:31:53,302 --> 00:31:55,043 COULD I SEE IT? 448 00:31:55,087 --> 00:31:56,436 OH, I DON'T KNOW. 449 00:31:56,479 --> 00:32:00,483 PLEASE. YOUR GARBAGE TRANSPORTER IS SO COOL. 450 00:32:00,527 --> 00:32:01,832 PLEASE? 451 00:32:03,182 --> 00:32:05,662 MAX, LESTER'S ON THE PHONE, SWEETIE. 452 00:32:05,706 --> 00:32:07,055 OK. 453 00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:11,407 OK, LET'S GO. 454 00:32:11,451 --> 00:32:12,756 WAIT. 455 00:32:15,194 --> 00:32:19,415 I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO TRIP THE ALARM. 456 00:32:19,459 --> 00:32:21,113 OH, REALLY? 457 00:32:25,465 --> 00:32:27,423 OH, HE'S ADORABLE. 458 00:32:27,467 --> 00:32:28,598 HE'S OK. 459 00:32:28,642 --> 00:32:30,774 I THINK IT'S WONDERFUL. 460 00:32:31,906 --> 00:32:33,821 I THINK YOU BOTH ARE. 461 00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:39,609 WELL, THAT'S IT? NO SHOW? 462 00:32:39,653 --> 00:32:41,785 UH, S-SOME OTHER TIME. 463 00:32:43,222 --> 00:32:45,180 PLEASE, JOSH? 464 00:32:46,660 --> 00:32:47,748 OK. 465 00:32:48,662 --> 00:32:50,229 BUT DON'T EXPECT MUCH. 466 00:32:51,143 --> 00:32:52,318 COOL. 467 00:33:09,335 --> 00:33:12,033 GOD, THAT'S GREAT. 468 00:33:12,077 --> 00:33:14,470 WHAT'S THIS FOR? 469 00:33:14,514 --> 00:33:17,256 UH, IT TELLS HIM HOW HARD TO SQUEEZE. 470 00:33:17,299 --> 00:33:19,214 WHEN HE GRABS SOMETHING, FIBERS RUSTLE, 471 00:33:19,258 --> 00:33:21,956 AND A MICROPHONE HEARS IT UNDERNEATH THE FINGER. 472 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:28,180 AS HIS GRIP TIGHTENS, THE MIC TELLS THE HAND TO STOP SQUEEZING. 473 00:33:28,223 --> 00:33:31,226 AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. 474 00:33:31,270 --> 00:33:33,924 THAT'S SO BRILLIANT. 475 00:33:34,708 --> 00:33:35,970 OH, WELL... 476 00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:38,364 WELL, CAN HE PICK THIS UP? 477 00:33:38,407 --> 00:33:41,193 NO. THAT WOULD TAKE MAJOR PROGRAMMING. 478 00:33:41,236 --> 00:33:44,326 PLEASE, JUST TRY IT FOR ME. THEN I'LL GO. I PROMISE. 479 00:33:44,370 --> 00:33:45,980 OH, OK. 480 00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:48,069 BUT IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK. 481 00:34:00,908 --> 00:34:02,301 SEE? I TOLD YOU. 482 00:34:17,925 --> 00:34:21,320 [ROBOT VOICE] HERE, BETH. AFTER YOU TIGHTEN MY SCREWS, 483 00:34:21,363 --> 00:34:23,235 COULD YOU SCRATCH MY BACK? 484 00:34:24,279 --> 00:34:26,238 I DIDN'T DO THAT. HONESTLY. 485 00:34:26,281 --> 00:34:28,849 YEAH, RIGHT. I SUPPOSE HE DID. 486 00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:31,591 WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE? 487 00:34:31,634 --> 00:34:32,592 MAX. 488 00:34:32,635 --> 00:34:33,767 HI, MAX. 489 00:34:33,810 --> 00:34:36,161 BETH IS BORROWING A SCREWDRIVER. 490 00:34:36,204 --> 00:34:38,815 UH, KEEP IT. WE'VE GOT PLENTY. 491 00:34:38,859 --> 00:34:39,773 THANKS, JOSH. 492 00:34:39,816 --> 00:34:41,122 SEE YA. 493 00:34:42,036 --> 00:34:43,603 HOW DID YOU DO IT? 494 00:34:43,646 --> 00:34:44,734 WHAT? 495 00:34:47,824 --> 00:34:49,783 GET HIM TO TALK. 496 00:34:49,826 --> 00:34:51,350 TALK? 497 00:34:57,834 --> 00:34:59,532 WAIT A MINUTE. 498 00:35:01,055 --> 00:35:03,101 I KNOW HE PICKS UP THINGS. 499 00:35:03,144 --> 00:35:05,407 HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING? 500 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:09,803 THIS IS CRAZY. 501 00:35:09,846 --> 00:35:14,286 HE WAS DOING ALL SORTS OF STUFF FOR BETH AND ME. 502 00:35:15,243 --> 00:35:16,897 [ROBOT VOICE] HI, BOYS. 503 00:35:16,940 --> 00:35:19,943 [NORMAL VOICE] WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY ROBOT VOICE? 504 00:35:19,987 --> 00:35:21,336 OK, WHO'S DOING THIS? 505 00:35:22,207 --> 00:35:24,252 I KNOW IT'S A DIFFERENT LOOK, 506 00:35:24,296 --> 00:35:25,819 BUT THE VOICE? 507 00:35:25,862 --> 00:35:26,646 DAD? DAD? 508 00:35:26,689 --> 00:35:28,169 BINGO. 509 00:35:28,213 --> 00:35:29,736 LOOK AT YOU TWO. 510 00:35:29,779 --> 00:35:31,738 YOU'VE GROWN, AND I'VE SHRUNK. 511 00:35:31,781 --> 00:35:35,524 IS THIS AMAZING? I CAN'T BELIEVE I MADE IT BACK HERE. 512 00:35:35,568 --> 00:35:37,526 HOW'D YOU GET IN THERE, DAD? 513 00:35:37,570 --> 00:35:40,007 JOSH CALLED ME FROM THE HALLOWEEN PARTY-- 514 00:35:40,050 --> 00:35:41,182 SUPER-LONG DISTANCE. 515 00:35:41,226 --> 00:35:42,792 WHAT? 516 00:35:42,836 --> 00:35:45,969 I TRIED GETTING BACK, BUT YOU KNOW ME WITH DIRECTIONS. 517 00:35:46,013 --> 00:35:47,754 ANYWAY, I'M HERE THANKS TO BETH. 518 00:35:47,797 --> 00:35:50,278 SHE'S CUTE. A LITTLE PUSHY, BUT CUTE. 519 00:35:50,322 --> 00:35:53,760 I WAS AFRAID I'D END UP IN THE TV. 520 00:35:53,803 --> 00:35:55,153 YOU DID, SORT OF. 521 00:35:55,196 --> 00:35:57,372 WE SCRAPPED IT FOR NEWMAN. 522 00:35:57,416 --> 00:35:59,548 GOOD. I BET YOU'RE READING MORE. 523 00:35:59,592 --> 00:36:02,203 THAT WAS YOU MOVING THE POINTER AROUND? 524 00:36:02,247 --> 00:36:03,813 WELL, IT WASN'T NAPOLEON, 525 00:36:03,857 --> 00:36:07,034 ALTHOUGH HE DID GIVE ME SOME TIPS. HE LOVES GAMES. 526 00:36:07,077 --> 00:36:08,688 YOU KNOW NAPOLEON? 527 00:36:08,731 --> 00:36:10,255 YEAH. NAPOLEON, EINSTEIN. 528 00:36:10,298 --> 00:36:12,300 YOUR GRANDMA MILLIE'S UP THERE. 529 00:36:12,344 --> 00:36:14,737 SHE SENDS HUGS AND KISSES. 530 00:36:14,781 --> 00:36:15,738 WHAT? 531 00:36:15,782 --> 00:36:19,220 MAX, I COULD USE A HAND IN HERE. 532 00:36:19,264 --> 00:36:21,135 LISTEN, WE'LL TALK LATER. 533 00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:23,703 PROMISE NOT TO TELL YOUR MOM YET. 534 00:36:23,746 --> 00:36:25,922 YOU KNOW HOW SHE HATES SURPRISES. 535 00:36:25,966 --> 00:36:27,141 BUT, DAD-- 536 00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:30,275 IT'S OK, MAX. GO HELP YOUR MOM. 537 00:36:31,319 --> 00:36:33,843 I WISH YOU COULD EAT WITH US. 538 00:36:33,887 --> 00:36:35,018 ME, TOO, 539 00:36:35,062 --> 00:36:38,413 BUT MY STOMACH'S NOT WHAT IT USED TO BE. 540 00:36:45,072 --> 00:36:46,465 COME ON. 541 00:37:11,968 --> 00:37:13,274 GOOD NIGHT, GUYS. 542 00:37:13,318 --> 00:37:14,275 NIGHT, MOM. 543 00:37:14,319 --> 00:37:15,407 GOOD NIGHT. 544 00:37:16,973 --> 00:37:18,497 OK. Let's go. 545 00:37:18,540 --> 00:37:20,934 WAIT. SHE'S NOT EVEN IN BED YET. 546 00:37:20,977 --> 00:37:23,066 DO YOU THINK DAD'S CRAMPED INSIDE NEWMAN? 547 00:37:23,110 --> 00:37:24,416 WHAT? 548 00:37:24,459 --> 00:37:27,680 HE SEEMS NICER. DOES HE SEEM NICER TO YOU? 549 00:37:27,723 --> 00:37:30,030 MAYBE BEING DEAD HAS MADE HIM NICER. 550 00:37:30,073 --> 00:37:31,945 WILL YOU STOP FOR A SECOND? 551 00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:49,615 AH, SARAH. 552 00:37:52,966 --> 00:37:55,055 MAX, GET BACK TO BED, YOUNG MAN. 553 00:37:55,098 --> 00:37:57,057 UH-OH. OUCH. 554 00:37:58,493 --> 00:38:01,322 REMIND ME TO GET CURB FEELERS. 555 00:38:02,062 --> 00:38:03,237 JOSH, LOOK. 556 00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:04,456 [NEWMAN] I THINK SHE SAW ME. 557 00:38:04,499 --> 00:38:06,327 LET'S GET HIM OUT OF HERE. 558 00:38:06,371 --> 00:38:08,677 WHAT IS THAT? 559 00:38:08,721 --> 00:38:09,678 WHAT? 560 00:38:09,722 --> 00:38:11,463 YOU KNOW WHAT. 561 00:38:11,506 --> 00:38:13,291 UM...THAT? 562 00:38:13,334 --> 00:38:15,162 NEWMAN. 563 00:38:15,205 --> 00:38:16,294 NEWMAN? 564 00:38:16,337 --> 00:38:17,686 YEAH. 565 00:38:18,687 --> 00:38:20,080 I THINK YOU SCARED HIM. 566 00:38:20,123 --> 00:38:23,126 I SCARED HIM? 567 00:38:24,737 --> 00:38:26,913 SO THIS IS NEWMAN. 568 00:38:28,131 --> 00:38:30,046 HELLO, NEWMAN. 569 00:38:30,090 --> 00:38:33,920 [ROBOT VOICE] IT'S A PLEASURE TO SEE YOU, MRS. CARSON. 570 00:38:33,963 --> 00:38:36,096 REALLY A PLEASURE. 571 00:38:37,010 --> 00:38:40,318 YOU LOOK STUNNING IN THAT ROBE. 572 00:38:40,361 --> 00:38:43,364 I ADMIT, I THOUGHT A ROBOT WAS AMBITIOUS, 573 00:38:43,408 --> 00:38:44,887 EVEN FOR THE TWO OF YOU. 574 00:38:44,931 --> 00:38:47,890 MORE COCOA, MRS. CARSON? 575 00:38:47,934 --> 00:38:49,718 THANK YOU. 576 00:38:49,762 --> 00:38:51,894 YOU'RE SO WELCOME. 577 00:38:51,938 --> 00:38:55,507 YOU'LL GO LOCO FOR MY COCOA. 578 00:38:55,550 --> 00:38:57,160 HE'S INCREDIBLE. 579 00:38:57,204 --> 00:38:58,466 MORE COCOA, JOSH? 580 00:38:58,510 --> 00:39:00,338 I'M SURPRISED HE'S SO SOPHISTICATED. 581 00:39:00,381 --> 00:39:01,339 US, TOO. 582 00:39:01,382 --> 00:39:02,340 MARSHMALLOWS? 583 00:39:02,383 --> 00:39:04,254 Quit showing off. 584 00:39:04,298 --> 00:39:05,255 COOKIES? 585 00:39:05,299 --> 00:39:06,692 HOW DID YOU DO IT? 586 00:39:06,735 --> 00:39:08,868 WHY NOT GO TO BED? IT'S GETTING LATE. 587 00:39:08,911 --> 00:39:09,825 GOOD IDEA. 588 00:39:09,869 --> 00:39:11,871 I'M HERE TO SERVE YOU. 589 00:39:11,914 --> 00:39:13,394 WHAT ELSE CAN HE DO? 590 00:39:13,438 --> 00:39:15,265 MOM, HE'S STILL EXPERIMENTAL. 591 00:39:15,309 --> 00:39:17,224 ♪ I CAN ALSO SING 592 00:39:17,267 --> 00:39:18,660 WHEN WILL YOU KNOW? 593 00:39:18,704 --> 00:39:20,880 HE MAY LOOK FINISHED, BUT HE REALLY ISN'T. 594 00:39:20,923 --> 00:39:22,272 HE STILL NEEDS TESTING. 595 00:39:22,316 --> 00:39:23,839 TESTING 1-2-3. 596 00:39:23,883 --> 00:39:26,276 WE GOT SCHOOL TOMORROW, HUH? 597 00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:27,495 YOU'RE RIGHT. 598 00:39:27,539 --> 00:39:30,063 I GOT CARRIED-- THIS IS VERY EXCITING. 599 00:39:30,106 --> 00:39:31,281 I AGREE. 600 00:39:31,325 --> 00:39:33,283 HE'S SO CUTE. 601 00:39:33,327 --> 00:39:34,415 THANK YOU. 602 00:39:34,459 --> 00:39:36,069 NEWMAN, GET THE LIGHT. 603 00:39:36,112 --> 00:39:40,378 ISN'T ANYBODY GOING TO LEAVE A TIP? 604 00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:48,081 [MATTHEW'S VOICE] A ROBOT'S WORK IS NEVER DONE. 605 00:39:57,830 --> 00:40:00,702 HEY, PEPE. 606 00:40:00,746 --> 00:40:01,877 SHOO! 607 00:40:01,921 --> 00:40:04,140 I'M THE ONLY ONE WATERING AROUND HERE. 608 00:40:04,184 --> 00:40:05,490 LITTLE SQUIRT. 609 00:40:09,232 --> 00:40:13,585 AH, AT LEAST NOW I HAVE TIME TO STOP AND SMELL THE ROSES. 610 00:40:13,628 --> 00:40:16,718 MAKE THAT STOP AND KILL THE ROSES. 611 00:40:29,862 --> 00:40:32,473 YOU'RE A WONDERFUL HELP. 612 00:40:32,517 --> 00:40:33,692 [ROBOT VOICE] THANK YOU. 613 00:40:33,735 --> 00:40:36,259 I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH YOU CAN DO. 614 00:40:36,303 --> 00:40:40,394 YOUR BOYS ARE VERY INGENIOUS. 615 00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:41,656 THEY CERTAINLY ARE. 616 00:40:41,700 --> 00:40:44,267 TSK. I WISH MATT COULD SEE THEM. 617 00:40:44,311 --> 00:40:46,313 HE WAS YOUR HUSBAND? 618 00:40:46,356 --> 00:40:47,749 YEAH. 619 00:40:47,793 --> 00:40:52,754 MAY I ASK WHAT YOU ARE THINKING NOW? 620 00:40:52,798 --> 00:40:54,234 AHEM. 621 00:40:54,277 --> 00:40:57,759 I WAS THINKING I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE TALKING LIKE THIS. 622 00:40:57,803 --> 00:40:59,718 NEITHER CAN I. 623 00:40:59,761 --> 00:41:03,504 DID HE DO SPECIAL THINGS FOR YOU? 624 00:41:05,375 --> 00:41:07,987 SOMETHING GOOD, MAYBE? 625 00:41:09,162 --> 00:41:10,076 YEAH. 626 00:41:10,119 --> 00:41:12,295 HE GAVE A GREAT FOOT MASSAGE. 627 00:41:12,339 --> 00:41:13,732 HMM. 628 00:41:16,343 --> 00:41:18,214 [DOORBELL CHIMES] 629 00:41:18,258 --> 00:41:20,478 INTRUDERS. 630 00:41:21,130 --> 00:41:23,481 HI. I'M BACK. 631 00:41:23,524 --> 00:41:27,310 I GOT OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT WITH YOUR BOYS. 632 00:41:27,354 --> 00:41:28,834 I'D LOVE TO TRY AGAIN. 633 00:41:28,877 --> 00:41:31,880 IF I COULD TALK TO THEM FOR A MINUTE... 634 00:41:31,924 --> 00:41:34,317 MISS WOODS, I DON'T WANT TO BE RUDE, 635 00:41:34,361 --> 00:41:36,842 BUT THE BOYS REALLY AREN'T INTERESTED. 636 00:41:36,885 --> 00:41:40,323 JOSH IS HAVING A HARD TIME. HIS FATHER DIED, 637 00:41:40,367 --> 00:41:41,716 WE'RE MOVING-- 638 00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:43,936 OH, I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T REALIZE-- 639 00:41:43,979 --> 00:41:45,938 [BEEPING] 640 00:41:45,981 --> 00:41:47,548 THAT'S MY OFFICE. 641 00:41:47,592 --> 00:41:50,899 COULD I USE YOUR PHONE? JUST FOR A SECOND. 642 00:41:50,943 --> 00:41:53,380 THERE'S--THERE'S ONE IN THE KITCHEN 643 00:41:53,423 --> 00:41:54,337 IF THAT WOULD-- 644 00:41:54,381 --> 00:41:56,078 THIS WILL BE FINE. 645 00:41:58,733 --> 00:42:00,735 PLEASE, DON'T LET ME KEEP YOU. 646 00:42:00,779 --> 00:42:01,867 OK. 647 00:42:03,999 --> 00:42:06,001 HI, MAC, WHAT'S UP? 648 00:42:08,308 --> 00:42:12,051 YEAH, OK. I'LL BE THERE IN 15. 649 00:42:12,094 --> 00:42:14,880 NO, I'M OUT AT THE CARSON HOUSE. 650 00:42:14,923 --> 00:42:17,535 I THINK THIS IS A DEAD ONE. 651 00:42:17,578 --> 00:42:19,101 GUESS YOU WERE RIGHT. 652 00:42:21,495 --> 00:42:24,150 BUT THEN AGAIN, YOU NEVER KNOW. 653 00:42:31,026 --> 00:42:33,289 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COFFEE? 654 00:42:33,333 --> 00:42:34,987 I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. 655 00:42:35,030 --> 00:42:37,467 I'VE GOT TO RUN. 656 00:42:37,511 --> 00:42:41,297 SOME WIFE'S THROWN HER HUSBAND OUT OF THE HOUSE--LITERALLY. 657 00:42:41,341 --> 00:42:42,864 THANK YOU. 658 00:42:44,823 --> 00:42:47,521 YO, MAMA. OVER HERE. 659 00:42:54,180 --> 00:42:56,269 PEEKABOO. 660 00:42:56,312 --> 00:42:58,401 YOUR ROBOT IS INCREDIBLE. 661 00:42:58,445 --> 00:43:01,100 I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT CAN TALK. 662 00:43:01,143 --> 00:43:03,537 ARE YOU GOING TO SELL IT? 663 00:43:03,581 --> 00:43:04,538 NO. 664 00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:06,714 HE'S NOT READY YET. 665 00:43:06,758 --> 00:43:09,587 WELL, HE SURE SEEMED READY TO ME. 666 00:43:11,501 --> 00:43:13,808 JOSH, YOU'RE A GENIUS. 667 00:43:15,941 --> 00:43:21,033 YOUR ROBOT'S GOING TO BE ON THE COVER OF PEOPLE MAGAZINE. 668 00:43:25,428 --> 00:43:27,735 [BLOWING NOSE] 669 00:43:38,528 --> 00:43:39,834 WHEN JAEGER GETS HERE, 670 00:43:39,878 --> 00:43:44,012 TELL HIM EXACTLY WHAT YOU TOLD ME. 671 00:43:45,710 --> 00:43:47,799 [ROBOT VOICE] WHY DON'T YOU RELAX? 672 00:43:47,842 --> 00:43:50,062 I WILL FINISH CLEANING. 673 00:43:51,367 --> 00:43:52,847 [HUMMING] 674 00:43:52,891 --> 00:43:55,197 HOW DID YOU KNOW WHERE THAT BUCKET WAS? 675 00:43:55,241 --> 00:43:56,459 UH... 676 00:43:56,503 --> 00:43:58,897 MAX SHOWED ME. 677 00:43:58,940 --> 00:44:00,681 MAX? 678 00:44:00,725 --> 00:44:02,596 MAX HATES TO CLEAN. 679 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:05,686 THAT'S WHY HE SHOWED ME. 680 00:44:05,730 --> 00:44:09,255 YOU SEE, I'M EVERY KID'S DREAM COME TRUE. 681 00:44:09,298 --> 00:44:12,258 YEAH. ESPECIALLY MY KIDS. 682 00:44:17,742 --> 00:44:19,439 ♪ DIT DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO 683 00:44:19,482 --> 00:44:21,833 THIS IS MY KIND OF MUSIC. 684 00:44:21,876 --> 00:44:23,617 HOW ABOUT YOU? 685 00:44:25,053 --> 00:44:28,448 ♪ ANGEL, ANGEL 686 00:44:28,491 --> 00:44:30,972 WANT TO BOOGIE, BABY? 687 00:44:33,061 --> 00:44:37,631 LET'S GET DOWN AND GET BACK UP AGAIN. 688 00:44:37,675 --> 00:44:40,721 ♪ MUST HAVE PRETENDED 689 00:44:40,765 --> 00:44:44,986 ♪ TO CAPTURE MY LOVE 690 00:44:45,030 --> 00:44:47,249 YOU DANCE DIVINELY. 691 00:44:47,293 --> 00:44:49,295 YOU'RE NOT SO BAD YOURSELF. 692 00:44:49,338 --> 00:44:52,254 I DON'T KNOW WHERE I GOT THESE MOVES, 693 00:44:52,298 --> 00:44:54,866 BUT I'M NOT GIVING THEM BACK. 694 00:44:57,738 --> 00:45:00,872 YOU'VE GOT MY TURBOS CHURNING. 695 00:45:00,915 --> 00:45:04,223 WATCH ME BURN RUBBER, BABY. 696 00:45:07,226 --> 00:45:08,053 AAH! 697 00:45:08,096 --> 00:45:10,490 EXCUSE ME-- POWER SURGE. 698 00:45:16,409 --> 00:45:20,369 I TOLD YOU I WASN'T INTERESTED IN A CHILD'S ROBOT. 699 00:45:20,413 --> 00:45:23,982 BUT THIS IS MATTHEW CARSON'S KIDS HERE. 700 00:45:24,025 --> 00:45:27,637 IF HE WAS INVOLVED, IT COULD BE WORTH A FORTUNE. 701 00:45:27,681 --> 00:45:30,771 MATTHEW CARSON'S BEEN DEAD FOR TWO YEARS. 702 00:45:35,471 --> 00:45:38,474 OR MAYBE THIS IS YOUR SUBTLE WAY 703 00:45:38,518 --> 00:45:41,434 OF ASKING FOR MORE MONEY. 704 00:45:41,477 --> 00:45:44,611 I COULDN'T DO THAT. NOT TO YOU. 705 00:45:47,527 --> 00:45:49,616 THIS MEETING IS OVER. 706 00:45:50,878 --> 00:45:52,358 SEE YA. 707 00:46:07,460 --> 00:46:12,421 18 SPEEDS WITH AN ACU-SHIFT DERAILLEUR. 708 00:46:12,465 --> 00:46:13,814 YEAH. 709 00:46:13,858 --> 00:46:15,816 HI, MAX. 710 00:46:15,860 --> 00:46:17,426 HI. 711 00:46:17,470 --> 00:46:19,559 COULD BE YOURS. 712 00:46:21,474 --> 00:46:22,780 IS THIS A BRIBE? 713 00:46:22,823 --> 00:46:25,391 OF COURSE NOT. 714 00:46:25,434 --> 00:46:28,350 I JUST WANTED TO SHOW YOU 715 00:46:28,394 --> 00:46:31,484 WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE FAMOUS. 716 00:46:32,702 --> 00:46:35,009 YOU COULD AFFORD ANYTHING YOU WANTED, 717 00:46:35,053 --> 00:46:37,011 LIKE THIS BIKE... 718 00:46:37,055 --> 00:46:38,926 OR A HOUSE. 719 00:46:42,843 --> 00:46:45,846 ♪ I HAD A VISION 720 00:46:45,890 --> 00:46:48,022 ♪ WHERE ARE YOU NOW? 721 00:46:48,066 --> 00:46:51,069 ♪ WHEN SOMETHING'S DIFFERENT... ♪ 722 00:46:51,112 --> 00:46:52,461 MOM? 723 00:46:52,505 --> 00:46:54,420 HI, HONEY. 724 00:46:54,463 --> 00:46:57,815 HEY, BIG GUY, HOW WAS SCHOOL? 725 00:46:59,860 --> 00:47:01,209 WHAT IS GOING ON? 726 00:47:01,253 --> 00:47:02,863 HE'S IN DISGUISE. 727 00:47:02,907 --> 00:47:04,822 THAT REPORTER CAME BACK. 728 00:47:04,865 --> 00:47:05,866 OH, GREAT. 729 00:47:05,910 --> 00:47:07,041 THAT'S OK. 730 00:47:07,085 --> 00:47:09,478 GUESS WHAT WE'RE HAVING FOR DINNER. 731 00:47:09,522 --> 00:47:11,306 BEEF STEW. NEWMAN SUGGESTED IT. 732 00:47:11,350 --> 00:47:14,962 I HAVE NO IDEA HOW HE KNEW IT WAS YOUR FAVORITE. 733 00:47:15,006 --> 00:47:16,921 ROBOT INTUITION. 734 00:47:16,964 --> 00:47:20,663 AND AFTER DINNER? ENTERTAINMENT. 735 00:47:21,926 --> 00:47:24,667 [SARAH] OH, LOOK AT YOU GUYS. 736 00:47:39,813 --> 00:47:42,990 OH, THAT FEELS WONDERFUL. 737 00:47:43,034 --> 00:47:44,905 THE PLEASURE IS ALL MINE. 738 00:47:44,949 --> 00:47:46,733 [SARAH GIGGLES] 739 00:47:46,776 --> 00:47:48,953 CHARLIE, THERE YOU ARE. 740 00:47:56,569 --> 00:47:59,789 WAS THAT YOUR DAD'S SECOND OR THIRD COMPUTER? 741 00:47:59,833 --> 00:48:01,095 THIRD. THIRD. 742 00:48:03,315 --> 00:48:05,708 OR SECOND...MAYBE. 743 00:48:13,978 --> 00:48:18,069 YOUR HUSBAND WAS QUITE GOOD-LOOKING FOR A HUMAN. 744 00:48:32,387 --> 00:48:36,348 I'M SURE HE MISSES YOU ALL VERY MUCH. 745 00:48:51,406 --> 00:48:54,148 [JOSH] HAPPY NOW? 746 00:48:55,541 --> 00:48:56,672 [MATTHEW'S VOICE] WHAT? 747 00:48:56,716 --> 00:48:59,371 MOM'S A TOTAL WRECK 'CAUSE OF YOU. 748 00:48:59,414 --> 00:49:02,069 WHY DON'T YOU JUST LEAVE US ALONE? 749 00:49:04,419 --> 00:49:07,118 I DIDN'T LIKE YOU WHEN YOU WERE ALIVE, 750 00:49:07,161 --> 00:49:08,771 AND I DON'T LIKE YOU NOW. 751 00:49:08,815 --> 00:49:10,948 JOSH, STOP IT! 752 00:49:10,991 --> 00:49:13,951 YOU THINK I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU? 753 00:49:13,994 --> 00:49:16,127 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KILLED YOURSELF. 754 00:49:16,170 --> 00:49:17,215 [MATTHEW'S VOICE] KILLED MYSELF? 755 00:49:17,258 --> 00:49:19,086 IS THAT WHAT YOU THOUGHT? 756 00:49:19,130 --> 00:49:21,959 I DIDN'T KILL MYSELF. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 757 00:49:22,002 --> 00:49:23,743 YEAH, RIGHT. 758 00:49:23,786 --> 00:49:25,963 LOOK, MY CAR WENT OFF THE CLIFF, 759 00:49:26,006 --> 00:49:27,660 BUT I DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE. 760 00:49:27,703 --> 00:49:30,924 I LOST CONTROL TRYING TO AVOID A...SKUNK. 761 00:49:30,968 --> 00:49:32,926 SKUNK? 762 00:49:32,970 --> 00:49:35,668 EVERYBODY THOUGHT YOU WERE SO DEPRESSED BEFORE YOU... 763 00:49:35,711 --> 00:49:38,540 I WAS UPSET, BUT I HAD A GOOD REASON. 764 00:49:38,584 --> 00:49:41,979 I NEVER TOLD YOU THIS, BUT THREE DAYS BEFORE THE ACCIDENT, 765 00:49:42,022 --> 00:49:43,328 SOMEONE STOLE THE PROTOTYPE 766 00:49:43,371 --> 00:49:45,330 FOR THE COMPUTER I'D BEEN WORKING ON. 767 00:49:45,373 --> 00:49:47,158 I WASN'T POSITIVE WHO DID IT, 768 00:49:47,201 --> 00:49:48,942 BUT I HAD A PRETTY GOOD IDEA. 769 00:49:48,986 --> 00:49:50,857 I WAS GOING TO HAVE IT OUT WITH THE GUY 770 00:49:50,900 --> 00:49:54,556 WHEN THAT SKUNK RAN IN FRONT OF ME. 771 00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:55,862 WHAT GUY? 772 00:49:55,905 --> 00:49:59,126 JOSH, THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT THAT NOW. 773 00:49:59,170 --> 00:50:00,780 IT'S ANCIENT HISTORY. 774 00:50:02,260 --> 00:50:04,392 SORRY, DAD. 775 00:50:04,436 --> 00:50:06,003 ME, TOO, MAX. 776 00:50:06,046 --> 00:50:08,005 I'M SORRY ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS. 777 00:50:08,048 --> 00:50:10,094 I'M SORRY I WASN'T HERE FOR THE TWO OF YOU. 778 00:50:10,137 --> 00:50:12,966 I'M SORRY I WAS SUCH A LOUSY DAD. 779 00:50:13,010 --> 00:50:14,620 YOU WEREN'T THAT BAD. 780 00:50:14,663 --> 00:50:16,187 YES, I WAS, MAX. 781 00:50:16,230 --> 00:50:19,625 I NEVER TOOK THE TIME TO BE A DAD. 782 00:50:19,668 --> 00:50:22,323 I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW LITTLE TIME I WAS GOING TO HAVE. 783 00:50:22,367 --> 00:50:24,804 YOU BOUGHT ME THAT FOOTBALL HELMET, REMEMBER? 784 00:50:24,847 --> 00:50:26,110 I STILL HAVE IT. 785 00:50:26,153 --> 00:50:30,418 I DIDN'T BUY IT, MAX. YOUR MOM DID... 786 00:50:30,462 --> 00:50:32,159 LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE. 787 00:50:32,203 --> 00:50:33,552 WELL... 788 00:50:35,032 --> 00:50:37,382 I'M STILL GLAD YOU CAME BACK, DAD. 789 00:50:37,425 --> 00:50:39,819 THANKS, SON. I AM, TOO. 790 00:50:46,086 --> 00:50:48,610 SO, I GUESS AL WAS RIGHT, HUH, JOSH? 791 00:50:48,654 --> 00:50:49,568 WHO? 792 00:50:49,611 --> 00:50:51,700 AL EINSTEIN. GENIUS. BUSHY HAIR. 793 00:50:51,744 --> 00:50:55,400 HE DIDN'T THINK IT WAS SUCH A GOOD IDEA TO COME BACK. 794 00:50:55,443 --> 00:50:58,403 BUT I JUST WANTED TO HELP. 795 00:50:58,446 --> 00:51:00,535 YOU CAN, DAD! HELP US FIX NEWMAN. 796 00:51:00,579 --> 00:51:01,797 WHAT? 797 00:51:01,841 --> 00:51:03,190 WITH YOU INSIDE, 798 00:51:03,234 --> 00:51:04,800 WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO TELL WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM. 799 00:51:04,844 --> 00:51:07,629 NOW, THAT IS A GREAT IDEA, MAX. 800 00:51:07,673 --> 00:51:09,066 HE'S NEVER GOING TO WORK, 801 00:51:09,109 --> 00:51:10,676 EVEN WITH YOUR HELP. 802 00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:12,025 THAT'S NOT TRUE. 803 00:51:12,069 --> 00:51:14,201 HEY, HE'S ALMOST READY. 804 00:51:18,553 --> 00:51:21,600 WELL, I GUESS IF IT WOULD MAKE MAX HAPPY. 805 00:51:21,643 --> 00:51:23,080 YES! 806 00:51:23,123 --> 00:51:25,125 ALL RIGHT! 807 00:51:33,177 --> 00:51:34,830 [SIGHS] 808 00:51:37,442 --> 00:51:40,706 YOU MUST BE PROUD TO HAVE BUILT A ROBOT. 809 00:51:40,749 --> 00:51:42,142 YEAH, I GUESS. 810 00:51:42,186 --> 00:51:44,753 I DIDN'T DO IT ALL BY MYSELF. 811 00:51:44,797 --> 00:51:46,364 JOSH HELPED, TOO. 812 00:51:46,407 --> 00:51:48,714 HOW LONG DID IT TAKE TO BUILD HIM? 813 00:51:48,757 --> 00:51:50,368 ABOUT SEVEN MONTHS. 814 00:51:50,411 --> 00:51:55,199 WILKINSON WANTS TO RUN IT ON THE MORNING NEWS AS A SPECIAL. 815 00:51:55,242 --> 00:51:56,722 GREAT. 816 00:51:56,765 --> 00:51:58,593 IT'S A SECRET. 817 00:51:58,637 --> 00:52:02,815 BUT HE'S KIND OF LIKE A COMPUTER ON WHEELS. 818 00:52:02,858 --> 00:52:04,338 GREAT. 819 00:52:05,905 --> 00:52:09,169 [MATTHEW] OK, WHAT DO YOU WANT HIM TO DO FIRST? 820 00:52:09,213 --> 00:52:11,737 UH, GET HIM TO TALK ON HIS OWN. 821 00:52:11,780 --> 00:52:13,130 GOOD LUCK. 822 00:52:15,044 --> 00:52:19,571 WHAT IF YOU CROSS E-10 WITH S-17, BYPASSING THE DOUBLE POLES? 823 00:52:19,614 --> 00:52:23,357 NO, NO. THAT WON'T WORK. HE'D STUTTER. 824 00:52:23,401 --> 00:52:24,532 LET'S SEE... 825 00:52:24,576 --> 00:52:29,015 WHAT IF I REROUTE M-18 FROM THE EMITTER LEG 826 00:52:29,058 --> 00:52:31,017 INTO THE COLLECTOR HOLE? 827 00:52:31,060 --> 00:52:32,497 NOW YOU'RE COOKING. 828 00:52:37,371 --> 00:52:38,764 [MATTHEW] FINISHED? 829 00:52:38,807 --> 00:52:40,766 I THINK SO. 830 00:52:43,290 --> 00:52:46,511 OK, I'M GOING TO SHUT UP NOW. 831 00:52:46,554 --> 00:52:49,166 ANY CORNY JOKES YOU HEAR WILL BE NEWMAN'S. 832 00:52:51,385 --> 00:52:53,344 HOW ABOUT IF YOU DON'T USE THE KEYPAD? 833 00:52:53,387 --> 00:52:55,433 USE HIS VOICE RECOGNITION INSTEAD. 834 00:52:55,476 --> 00:52:57,739 HE'S GOING TO DO IT. 835 00:53:02,831 --> 00:53:04,050 NEWMAN... 836 00:53:04,093 --> 00:53:06,574 CAN YOU HEAR ME? 837 00:53:08,315 --> 00:53:12,145 YES. I CAN HEAR YOU. 838 00:53:12,189 --> 00:53:15,583 YES. I CAN HEAR YOU. 839 00:53:15,627 --> 00:53:18,064 YES. I CAN HE-- 840 00:53:18,107 --> 00:53:20,022 THANKS. I NEEDED THAT. 841 00:53:20,066 --> 00:53:23,287 [MATTHEW] HMM. NO BUGS, NO BYTES. 842 00:53:24,984 --> 00:53:28,248 OK...CHECK HIS MOTOR REFLEXES. 843 00:53:28,292 --> 00:53:30,294 LET'S SEE IF HE CAN, UH... 844 00:53:30,337 --> 00:53:32,992 PICK UP THAT GLASS OF JUICE. 845 00:53:35,255 --> 00:53:36,952 NEWMAN... 846 00:53:36,996 --> 00:53:39,912 DO YOU SEE THE GLASS ON THE TABLE? 847 00:53:41,174 --> 00:53:42,741 YES. 848 00:53:42,784 --> 00:53:46,135 I WANT YOU TO REACH FOR IT. 849 00:53:46,179 --> 00:53:47,572 OK. 850 00:53:53,186 --> 00:53:54,579 [MATTHEW] GOOD... 851 00:53:57,408 --> 00:53:59,366 GOOD. 852 00:53:59,410 --> 00:54:01,150 NOW PICK IT UP. 853 00:54:02,804 --> 00:54:04,371 GOOD. 854 00:54:04,415 --> 00:54:07,026 NOW BRING IT TO ME. 855 00:54:07,069 --> 00:54:09,289 NOT SO GOOD. 856 00:54:09,333 --> 00:54:10,769 MAYBE HE'S LEFT-HANDED. 857 00:54:10,812 --> 00:54:11,900 SORRY. 858 00:54:11,944 --> 00:54:14,729 [MAX] DON'T FEEL BAD, NEWMAN. IT'S OK. 859 00:54:17,776 --> 00:54:20,344 [JOSH] I GIVE UP. 860 00:54:22,781 --> 00:54:24,957 [MATTHEW] COME ON. DON'T GIVE UP, JOSH. 861 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,306 TRY IT AGAIN. 862 00:54:26,350 --> 00:54:28,134 HE'S NOT SOPHISTICATED ENOUGH. 863 00:54:28,177 --> 00:54:29,918 YES, HE IS. 864 00:54:29,962 --> 00:54:34,271 I BET THAT LAST ADJUSTMENT YOU MADE DID THE TRICK. 865 00:54:34,314 --> 00:54:35,881 COME ON... 866 00:54:35,924 --> 00:54:40,929 WHO AMONG US GOT AN "A" ON OUR FIRST SCIENCE TEST, HUH? 867 00:54:40,973 --> 00:54:44,106 NEWMAN... PICK UP THE GLASS. 868 00:54:55,901 --> 00:54:59,339 NOW WHAT, JOSH? 869 00:54:59,383 --> 00:55:01,559 [MATTHEW] Psst. Over here. 870 00:55:02,734 --> 00:55:05,737 SURPRISE. 871 00:55:07,042 --> 00:55:08,479 DID YOU DO THAT? 872 00:55:10,785 --> 00:55:13,353 YOU TALKIN' TO ME? 873 00:55:13,397 --> 00:55:16,922 WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK, JOSH? 874 00:55:23,276 --> 00:55:25,322 YOU DID IT, JOSH. 875 00:55:27,367 --> 00:55:28,934 THANKS TO YOU. 876 00:55:28,977 --> 00:55:30,327 NO, THANKS TO YOU. 877 00:55:30,370 --> 00:55:32,329 HE'S YOUR INVENTION. 878 00:55:32,372 --> 00:55:34,766 I'M REAL PROUD OF YOU, SON. 879 00:55:43,949 --> 00:55:48,519 JOSH, I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR BEING ANGRY WITH ME. 880 00:55:48,562 --> 00:55:52,044 I'M TRYING TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU. 881 00:55:58,006 --> 00:55:59,747 I MISSED YOU SO MUCH. 882 00:55:59,791 --> 00:56:02,315 AHH...I'M HERE, JOSH. 883 00:56:02,359 --> 00:56:05,362 I'LL ALWAYS BE WITH YOU. 884 00:56:10,323 --> 00:56:11,629 MORE JUICE? 885 00:56:14,936 --> 00:56:16,895 SO, MAX... 886 00:56:16,938 --> 00:56:18,549 HE DID IT. 887 00:56:18,592 --> 00:56:20,159 VERY FUNNY. 888 00:56:20,202 --> 00:56:22,117 JOSH IS RIGHT. 889 00:56:22,161 --> 00:56:25,251 I DID IT, MAX. 890 00:56:25,294 --> 00:56:26,426 OH, MY GOD! 891 00:56:26,470 --> 00:56:27,819 [MATTHEW] MAX, WATCH OUT FOR THE-- 892 00:56:27,862 --> 00:56:28,820 WHOA! 893 00:56:28,863 --> 00:56:30,299 BOX. 894 00:56:30,343 --> 00:56:33,346 [ANCHOR] AND NOW FOR A CHANGE OF PACE, SOME GOOD NEWS. 895 00:56:33,390 --> 00:56:36,044 HERE'S ALICE WOODS WITH A SPECIAL REPORT. 896 00:56:36,088 --> 00:56:39,396 EVERY SO OFTEN, YOU STUMBLE UPON SOMETHING MAGICAL. 897 00:56:39,439 --> 00:56:41,702 I FOUND IT HERE ON MAPLE DRIVE. 898 00:56:41,746 --> 00:56:44,749 A LITTLE HANDMADE ROBOT THAT WALKS, TALKS, 899 00:56:44,792 --> 00:56:46,794 EVEN DOES THE RUMBA. 900 00:56:46,838 --> 00:56:50,276 YOU DANCE DIVINELY. 901 00:56:50,319 --> 00:56:53,061 YOU'RE NOT SO BAD YOURSELF. 902 00:57:00,939 --> 00:57:01,940 [MATTHEW] TOUCHDOWN. 903 00:57:01,983 --> 00:57:03,376 TAKE IT EASY. 904 00:57:03,420 --> 00:57:04,986 THROW IT TO ME NOW. 905 00:57:05,030 --> 00:57:08,120 I GOT GOOD HANDS, CONSIDERING THEY'RE ALUMINUM. 906 00:57:09,121 --> 00:57:10,165 [MATTHEW] 1... 907 00:57:10,209 --> 00:57:11,297 AND 2... 908 00:57:11,340 --> 00:57:12,646 AND 3... 909 00:57:13,386 --> 00:57:15,519 THIS IS GREAT. I LOVE IT! 910 00:57:15,562 --> 00:57:17,216 I'M GOING DEEP, DAD. 911 00:57:17,259 --> 00:57:20,306 GO FOR IT. WATCH THIS, MAX. 912 00:57:20,349 --> 00:57:23,004 ALL SET? HERE COMES! 913 00:57:32,057 --> 00:57:33,145 UH-OH. 914 00:57:33,188 --> 00:57:35,626 IT'S IN HERE. 915 00:57:36,322 --> 00:57:38,019 EXCUSE ME. 916 00:57:47,855 --> 00:57:49,509 BETH! 917 00:57:59,345 --> 00:58:00,564 WHAT IS GOING ON? 918 00:58:00,607 --> 00:58:02,087 [BETH] NEWMAN WAS ON TV. 919 00:58:02,130 --> 00:58:03,262 OH, MY... 920 00:58:03,305 --> 00:58:04,698 HOW'D HE GET... 921 00:58:13,228 --> 00:58:15,448 WHERE ARE YOU? 922 00:58:15,492 --> 00:58:16,797 I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! 923 00:58:16,841 --> 00:58:18,320 [SARAH] JOSH, WHAT'S GOING ON? 924 00:58:18,364 --> 00:58:19,670 [MAX] DON'T, JOSH, PLEASE! 925 00:58:19,713 --> 00:58:21,062 SHE PROMISED ME SHE WOULDN'T SHOW IT 926 00:58:21,106 --> 00:58:22,281 TILL WE GOT A PATENT! 927 00:58:22,324 --> 00:58:23,848 [SARAH] JOSH, STOP IT! 928 00:58:25,893 --> 00:58:27,460 YOU RUINED EVERYTHING! 929 00:58:27,504 --> 00:58:29,244 [MATTHEW] JOSH! NOW, THAT'S ENOUGH. 930 00:58:29,288 --> 00:58:30,724 CALM DOWN. 931 00:58:32,900 --> 00:58:35,207 IT WASN'T MAX' FAULT. 932 00:58:35,250 --> 00:58:37,731 [MAX] I'M SORRY, JOSH. 933 00:58:37,775 --> 00:58:40,038 WE'LL NEVER GET A PATENT IN TIME. 934 00:58:40,081 --> 00:58:43,215 SOMEBODY'S GOING TO RIP US OFF LIKE THEY DID YOU. 935 00:58:43,258 --> 00:58:44,782 NO, THEY'RE NOT. 936 00:58:44,825 --> 00:58:47,175 THEY KNOW WHAT NEWMAN CAN DO, 937 00:58:47,219 --> 00:58:50,570 BUT THEY DON'T KNOW HOW HE DOES IT. 938 00:58:50,614 --> 00:58:51,789 MATTHEW? 939 00:59:00,537 --> 00:59:02,190 WHY DON'T YOU GUYS TAKE BETH 940 00:59:02,234 --> 00:59:04,584 AND GO CALM DOWN THE NEIGHBORS? 941 00:59:07,282 --> 00:59:08,936 GO ON. IT'S OK. 942 00:59:22,297 --> 00:59:24,125 HELLO, SARAH. 943 00:59:26,388 --> 00:59:28,826 IT IS YOU. 944 00:59:28,869 --> 00:59:30,871 WELL, SORT OF. 945 00:59:32,438 --> 00:59:36,007 I KEPT THINKING THAT I FELT YOU, BUT... 946 00:59:36,050 --> 00:59:39,837 I THOUGHT IF I TOLD THE BOYS THEY'D THINK I WAS LOSING MY MIND. 947 00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:41,186 OH, SARAH. 948 00:59:53,415 --> 00:59:56,462 JOSH, IS NEWMAN YOUR DAD? 949 00:59:56,505 --> 00:59:58,464 YEAH. 950 00:59:58,507 --> 01:00:00,901 SO THE PIPE SMOKE WAS... 951 01:00:01,859 --> 01:00:04,470 YOU BROUGHT HIM BACK HERE, BETH. 952 01:00:04,513 --> 01:00:05,645 YEAH. THANKS, BETH. 953 01:00:05,689 --> 01:00:08,605 WOW! 954 01:00:10,911 --> 01:00:12,217 WOW. 955 01:00:13,479 --> 01:00:17,831 WELL, I GUESS I SHOULD GO HOME OR SOMETHING. 956 01:00:22,444 --> 01:00:23,707 OH, WAIT, WAIT. 957 01:00:23,750 --> 01:00:26,057 BETH...UM... DON'T-- 958 01:00:26,100 --> 01:00:30,278 DON'T WORRY, I'M NOT GOING TO TELL ANYONE HE'S YOUR DAD. 959 01:00:30,322 --> 01:00:32,237 BESIDES, WHO'D BELIEVE ME? 960 01:00:34,892 --> 01:00:37,242 SEE YOU AT SCHOOL, JOSH. 961 01:00:37,285 --> 01:00:38,243 BYE, MAX. 962 01:00:38,286 --> 01:00:40,593 WHOO-HOO-HOO! 963 01:00:42,682 --> 01:00:45,380 [HONK HONK]HEY, GUYS! 964 01:00:45,424 --> 01:00:47,774 I'VE GOT SOME GREAT NEWS. SARAH! 965 01:00:47,818 --> 01:00:50,124 STEVE. 966 01:00:50,168 --> 01:00:51,256 HI. WHOA. 967 01:00:52,866 --> 01:00:54,912 WHAT IS THAT? IT'S A ROBOT. 968 01:00:56,522 --> 01:00:58,916 KIDS DO THAT? 969 01:00:58,959 --> 01:01:00,526 INCREDIBLE. 970 01:01:00,569 --> 01:01:02,223 WHEN DID YOU GET BACK? 971 01:01:02,267 --> 01:01:04,269 ABOUT 20 MINUTES AGO. I'VE GOT WONDERFUL NEWS. 972 01:01:04,312 --> 01:01:06,837 [ROBOT VOICE] NOT SO FAST, BUDDY. 973 01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:10,014 I LIKE THAT. THAT'S GOOD. COME HERE. 974 01:01:10,057 --> 01:01:12,103 DID YOU NOTICE I BOUGHT A NEW SWEATER? 975 01:01:12,146 --> 01:01:13,974 COME ON. SIT DOWN. 976 01:01:16,847 --> 01:01:18,936 THE MAGAZINE LOVED MY STORY. 977 01:01:18,979 --> 01:01:21,460 THEY GAVE ME A $25,000 ADVANCE 978 01:01:21,503 --> 01:01:23,027 TO TURN IT INTO A BOOK! 979 01:01:23,070 --> 01:01:24,463 DO YOU BELIEVE THAT? 980 01:01:24,506 --> 01:01:25,856 THAT'S GREAT. CONGRATULATIONS. 981 01:01:25,899 --> 01:01:27,988 THAT'S NOT ALL... 982 01:01:36,780 --> 01:01:38,738 [STEVE] GO AHEAD, OPEN IT. 983 01:01:41,306 --> 01:01:42,481 NO, STEVE. 984 01:01:42,524 --> 01:01:45,876 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO? COME HERE. 985 01:01:45,919 --> 01:01:47,878 PUT IT ON. 986 01:01:50,445 --> 01:01:52,883 I CAN'T. 987 01:01:52,926 --> 01:01:54,275 I'M MARRIED. 988 01:01:58,627 --> 01:02:01,892 I WAS MARRIED-- I AM, UH--UM... 989 01:02:01,935 --> 01:02:04,546 SARAH... 990 01:02:04,590 --> 01:02:06,244 YOU'RE NOT MARRIED. 991 01:02:13,860 --> 01:02:15,601 EXCUSE ME. 992 01:02:17,864 --> 01:02:19,605 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 993 01:02:19,648 --> 01:02:21,912 WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND HERE? 994 01:02:23,696 --> 01:02:25,045 IT'S VERY COMPLICATED. 995 01:02:25,089 --> 01:02:27,308 I DON'T KNOW THAT I CAN EXPLAIN IT. 996 01:02:27,352 --> 01:02:28,614 TRY. 997 01:02:33,271 --> 01:02:34,533 I CAN'T. 998 01:02:36,535 --> 01:02:37,884 I'M SORRY. 999 01:02:42,106 --> 01:02:45,239 I JUST NEED SOME TIME TO SORT THINGS OUT. 1000 01:02:49,896 --> 01:02:51,724 FINE. 1001 01:02:53,334 --> 01:02:56,076 I KNOW WHAT I SAID. 1002 01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:59,863 I HAD NO IDEA THIS THING WAS SO ADVANCED. 1003 01:02:59,906 --> 01:03:02,996 I WANT THE PLANS. 1004 01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:05,607 WE'LL BUILD OUR OWN OUTER CHASSIS. 1005 01:03:05,651 --> 01:03:07,784 YES. BUT I WANT MORE MONEY. 1006 01:03:07,827 --> 01:03:11,309 YOU'LL GET WHAT I DEEM APPROPRIATE. 1007 01:03:13,006 --> 01:03:16,662 YOU FORGET, WALTER, I STILL HAVE MATTHEW CARSON'S PROTOTYPE 1008 01:03:16,705 --> 01:03:19,578 WITH YOUR FINGERPRINTS ALL OVER IT. 1009 01:03:21,493 --> 01:03:24,278 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1010 01:03:27,455 --> 01:03:29,544 HELLO. 1011 01:03:29,588 --> 01:03:33,026 I'M SORRY I LIED TO YOU, MAX. 1012 01:03:33,070 --> 01:03:35,594 I'M NEVER WATCHING YOUR CHANNEL AGAIN. 1013 01:03:36,856 --> 01:03:38,858 PLEASE, JUST LEAVE US ALONE. 1014 01:03:38,902 --> 01:03:40,599 I'M SORRY. 1015 01:03:41,687 --> 01:03:44,429 NICE GOING, MOM. 1016 01:03:44,472 --> 01:03:46,953 PLEASE, I WANT TO HELP YOU. 1017 01:03:46,997 --> 01:03:49,738 I'VE CONTACTED A ROBOTICS COMPANY. 1018 01:03:49,782 --> 01:03:51,828 THEY'RE VERY INTERESTED. 1019 01:03:51,871 --> 01:03:54,700 IF YOU'D JUST LET ME HELP YOU. 1020 01:03:54,743 --> 01:03:56,876 [MATTHEW] MAYBE YOU SHOULD TALK TO HER. 1021 01:03:56,920 --> 01:03:58,443 WATCH OUT, MOM. 1022 01:03:58,486 --> 01:04:01,446 SHE, LIKE, TOTALLY MESMERIZES YOU. 1023 01:04:01,489 --> 01:04:03,970 SHE JUST WANTS ANOTHER STORY. 1024 01:04:04,014 --> 01:04:05,842 NO. MM-MMM. I DON'T THINK SO. 1025 01:04:05,885 --> 01:04:07,365 GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE. 1026 01:04:14,502 --> 01:04:15,460 MRS. CARSON. 1027 01:04:15,503 --> 01:04:16,809 HELLO. 1028 01:04:16,853 --> 01:04:19,377 I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MR. HENRY KILBRANDT, 1029 01:04:19,420 --> 01:04:20,987 PRESIDENT OF ZINDATH ROBOTICS. 1030 01:04:21,031 --> 01:04:22,815 AND THIS IS MR. MICHAEL ABBOT, 1031 01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:24,773 HIS SUPERVISING ENGINEER. 1032 01:04:24,817 --> 01:04:27,559 THE BOYS ARE RIGHT IN HERE. 1033 01:04:34,305 --> 01:04:36,133 NEWMAN. 1034 01:04:42,530 --> 01:04:44,402 MY, MY... 1035 01:04:44,445 --> 01:04:47,187 GENTLEMEN, MY NAME IS HENRY. 1036 01:04:49,755 --> 01:04:51,278 AND THIS IS MIKE. 1037 01:04:51,322 --> 01:04:54,020 WE CAME ALL THE WAY FROM TEXAS 1038 01:04:54,064 --> 01:04:56,718 JUST TO SEE THIS LITTLE BUDDY OF YOURS. 1039 01:04:56,762 --> 01:04:59,025 MY NAME IS NEWMAN. 1040 01:04:59,069 --> 01:05:00,722 DELIGHTFUL, ISN'T IT, MIKE? 1041 01:05:00,766 --> 01:05:02,289 HMPH. 1042 01:05:02,333 --> 01:05:05,640 [KILBRANDT] I HOPE IT'S OK FOR MIKE TO EXAMINE HIM. 1043 01:05:05,684 --> 01:05:09,383 WE'VE HAD QUITE A FEW PEOPLE TRY TO SELL US PHONY ROBOTS. 1044 01:05:09,427 --> 01:05:11,081 [JOSH] NEWMAN'S NO PHONY. 1045 01:05:11,124 --> 01:05:13,300 WE'LL SEE. 1046 01:05:14,998 --> 01:05:16,913 I'D LIKE A DEMONSTRATION, PLEASE. 1047 01:05:16,956 --> 01:05:19,002 OK. 1048 01:05:19,045 --> 01:05:22,179 WOULD YOU LIKE A GLASS OF JUICE, MR. KILBRANDT? 1049 01:05:22,222 --> 01:05:25,269 WELL... ALL RIGHT. 1050 01:05:25,312 --> 01:05:27,401 [JOSH] I'LL HAVE NEWMAN SERVE YOU. 1051 01:05:27,445 --> 01:05:28,533 JUST A MOMENT. 1052 01:05:30,143 --> 01:05:32,972 HAVE HIM PICK OUT THIS PEN INSTEAD. 1053 01:05:33,016 --> 01:05:34,974 YOU CAN'T EXPECT A ROBOT-- 1054 01:05:35,018 --> 01:05:36,584 EXCUSE ME, MR. KILBRANDT, 1055 01:05:36,628 --> 01:05:39,370 BUT THIS ROBOT SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO ALMOST ANYTHING. 1056 01:05:39,413 --> 01:05:42,808 MAYBE THE ONLY THING IT CAN PICK UP IS A GLASS. 1057 01:05:42,851 --> 01:05:44,418 I SUPPOSE YOU'RE RIGHT. 1058 01:05:44,462 --> 01:05:46,855 JOSH, CAN HE DO IT? 1059 01:05:46,899 --> 01:05:48,118 I DON'T THINK SO. 1060 01:05:48,161 --> 01:05:50,511 THAT'S A VERY INTRICATE MANIPULATION. 1061 01:05:50,555 --> 01:05:53,993 I SEE. WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD. 1062 01:05:54,037 --> 01:05:56,822 THIS ISN'T GOING TO WORK. LET'S GO. 1063 01:05:56,865 --> 01:05:58,476 Try it. Go on. 1064 01:05:58,519 --> 01:05:59,825 I DON'T WANT YOU TO DO IT. 1065 01:05:59,868 --> 01:06:02,045 I won't. I promise. 1066 01:06:02,088 --> 01:06:03,437 EXCUSE ME? 1067 01:06:03,481 --> 01:06:06,658 UH, HE SAID WE CAN DO IT. 1068 01:06:08,268 --> 01:06:10,096 GO ON, JOSH. 1069 01:06:11,271 --> 01:06:13,317 GO ON, HONEY. YEAH. 1070 01:06:19,410 --> 01:06:20,585 NEWMAN... 1071 01:06:20,628 --> 01:06:22,979 I WANT YOU TO APPROACH MR. ABBOT, 1072 01:06:23,022 --> 01:06:24,241 THE MAN ON THE RIGHT. 1073 01:06:24,284 --> 01:06:26,112 YES, JOSH. 1074 01:06:30,377 --> 01:06:33,990 READY FOR NEXT COMMAND, JOSH. 1075 01:06:34,033 --> 01:06:36,427 NOW RAISE YOUR ARM TO MR. ABBOT'S POCKET. 1076 01:06:36,470 --> 01:06:40,692 WHICH POCKET, JOSH? 1077 01:06:40,735 --> 01:06:42,215 HIS INSIDE POCKET... 1078 01:06:42,259 --> 01:06:44,174 WITH THE PENS INSIDE. 1079 01:06:49,831 --> 01:06:51,442 NOW EXTRACT THE PEN. 1080 01:06:51,485 --> 01:06:54,227 YES, JOSH. 1081 01:07:18,556 --> 01:07:21,211 IT'S AMAZING, ISN'T IT, MIKE? 1082 01:07:21,254 --> 01:07:23,039 UH...JUST A MINUTE. 1083 01:07:23,082 --> 01:07:24,605 I MEANT THIS PEN, 1084 01:07:24,649 --> 01:07:27,173 AND I'M GOING TO PUT IT IN MY BACK POCKET. 1085 01:07:27,217 --> 01:07:29,567 MIKE, PLEASE WAIT IN THE CAR. 1086 01:07:29,610 --> 01:07:31,917 [ROBOT VOICE] OH, MIKE. 1087 01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:34,485 YOU FORGOT YOUR PEN. 1088 01:07:38,402 --> 01:07:39,620 OOPS. 1089 01:07:39,664 --> 01:07:43,015 HA HA HA HA. 1090 01:07:43,059 --> 01:07:45,496 THIS WAS A NEW SHIRT. 1091 01:07:45,539 --> 01:07:46,671 NOT ANYMORE. 1092 01:07:46,714 --> 01:07:48,629 HE HAS A MIND OF HIS OWN SOMETIMES. 1093 01:07:51,763 --> 01:07:53,547 I'M SORRY. 1094 01:07:53,591 --> 01:07:56,550 WE'RE IN BUSINESS. I'LL DRAW UP THE PAPERS, 1095 01:07:56,594 --> 01:08:00,380 AND WE'LL PICK UP THE PROTOTYPE WHEN THEY'RE SIGNED. 1096 01:08:00,424 --> 01:08:01,686 PICK HIM UP? 1097 01:08:01,729 --> 01:08:03,166 OH, YES. 1098 01:08:03,209 --> 01:08:05,777 OUR DESIGNERS HAVE TO ANALYZE AND BREAK HIM DOWN 1099 01:08:05,820 --> 01:08:07,953 AND MODIFY HIM. 1100 01:08:07,996 --> 01:08:10,608 HE'S A WONDERFUL HANDMADE ROBOT, 1101 01:08:10,651 --> 01:08:13,176 BUT PEOPLE WANT HIGH-TECH DEVICES. 1102 01:08:20,487 --> 01:08:22,707 THEN YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM. [MAX] RIGHT. 1103 01:08:22,750 --> 01:08:24,100 BUT, BOYS... 1104 01:08:24,143 --> 01:08:25,275 YOU CAN HAVE THE DESIGN, 1105 01:08:25,318 --> 01:08:26,754 BUT WE KEEP THE PROTOTYPE. 1106 01:08:26,798 --> 01:08:27,712 RIGHT. 1107 01:08:27,755 --> 01:08:29,322 BUT, BOYS, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 1108 01:08:29,366 --> 01:08:32,630 MRS. CARSON, COULD I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU, PLEASE? 1109 01:08:32,673 --> 01:08:36,634 UH... IT'S NOT UP TO ME. 1110 01:08:38,505 --> 01:08:40,986 WELL, IF YOU BOYS EVER CHANGE YOUR MIND, 1111 01:08:41,029 --> 01:08:42,292 GIVE ME A CALL. 1112 01:08:42,335 --> 01:08:45,121 I'LL BE IN TOWN UNTIL MONDAY. 1113 01:08:47,340 --> 01:08:48,298 LADIES. 1114 01:08:48,341 --> 01:08:50,343 BYE-BYE. 1115 01:08:50,387 --> 01:08:51,692 THANK YOU. 1116 01:08:55,043 --> 01:08:56,480 I DON'T GET IT, 1117 01:08:56,523 --> 01:09:00,919 BUT HE MUST MEAN AN AWFUL LOT TO YOU GUYS. 1118 01:09:00,962 --> 01:09:03,095 HE DOES. 1119 01:09:04,618 --> 01:09:05,967 GOOD NIGHT, MOM. 1120 01:09:06,011 --> 01:09:07,230 GOOD NIGHT, MAX. 1121 01:09:07,273 --> 01:09:08,448 GOOD NIGHT, DAD. 1122 01:09:08,492 --> 01:09:09,667 GOOD NIGHT, MAX. 1123 01:09:09,710 --> 01:09:12,452 BOY, IT SURE FEELS GOOD TO SAY THAT AGAIN. 1124 01:09:12,496 --> 01:09:14,237 GOOD NIGHT, NEWMAN. 1125 01:09:14,280 --> 01:09:17,849 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYONE. 1126 01:09:20,939 --> 01:09:22,636 JOSH, I'M REALLY TOUCHED 1127 01:09:22,680 --> 01:09:24,160 THAT YOU WANT TO KEEP ME, 1128 01:09:24,203 --> 01:09:27,946 BUT I THINK YOU SHOULD'VE MADE A DEAL. 1129 01:09:27,989 --> 01:09:29,295 GOOD NIGHT, DAD. 1130 01:09:35,345 --> 01:09:37,695 HMM...GOOD NIGHT, JOSH. 1131 01:09:47,792 --> 01:09:48,706 COMING? 1132 01:09:48,749 --> 01:09:50,098 HUH? 1133 01:09:51,187 --> 01:09:53,101 OH, BOY! 1134 01:09:53,145 --> 01:09:55,278 CURIOUS. 1135 01:09:55,321 --> 01:09:57,845 YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN. 1136 01:09:57,889 --> 01:10:00,370 CURIOUS. 1137 01:10:00,413 --> 01:10:01,893 SARAH? 1138 01:10:03,677 --> 01:10:04,635 SARAH, 1139 01:10:04,678 --> 01:10:05,940 I, UH... 1140 01:10:05,984 --> 01:10:07,768 I... 1141 01:10:07,812 --> 01:10:08,769 AY-YI-YI-YI-YI! 1142 01:10:08,813 --> 01:10:10,206 FASCINATING... BINGO! WHOO! 1143 01:10:10,249 --> 01:10:11,685 NEWMAN, TAKE IT EASY. 1144 01:10:11,729 --> 01:10:12,817 HOT MAMA! 1145 01:10:12,860 --> 01:10:13,774 NEWMAN, SHUT DOWN. 1146 01:10:13,818 --> 01:10:15,820 OH, YES, SIR. 1147 01:10:16,995 --> 01:10:20,346 SARAH... WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1148 01:10:20,390 --> 01:10:22,479 NOTHING. 1149 01:10:22,522 --> 01:10:23,480 [SIGH] 1150 01:10:23,523 --> 01:10:25,046 GOOD NIGHT, HONEY. 1151 01:10:25,090 --> 01:10:27,266 I'M SORRY, MATT. 1152 01:10:29,616 --> 01:10:31,705 I WAS JUST BEING SILLY. 1153 01:10:33,794 --> 01:10:38,277 DO YOU THINK YOU COULD STAY IN HERE WITH ME UNTIL I FALL ASLEEP? 1154 01:10:38,321 --> 01:10:42,020 IT'S BEEN SUCH A LONG TIME. 1155 01:10:42,063 --> 01:10:43,282 OK, SWEETHEART. 1156 01:11:16,184 --> 01:11:17,447 MOVE IT! 1157 01:11:23,801 --> 01:11:25,106 WHAT? 1158 01:11:26,020 --> 01:11:27,457 WAKE UP. 1159 01:11:28,806 --> 01:11:29,937 [CRASH] 1160 01:11:29,981 --> 01:11:32,462 [WALTER] Would you keep it quiet? 1161 01:11:34,377 --> 01:11:35,334 Twit! 1162 01:11:35,378 --> 01:11:37,293 Find the plans! 1163 01:11:56,224 --> 01:11:57,965 OUCH! 1164 01:11:58,009 --> 01:12:00,968 Will you shut up and keep it quiet? 1165 01:12:01,012 --> 01:12:03,275 You idiot. 1166 01:12:04,015 --> 01:12:05,973 Dad! 1167 01:12:06,017 --> 01:12:07,540 Look! 1168 01:12:18,943 --> 01:12:20,640 All right! 1169 01:12:23,556 --> 01:12:25,210 [WALTER] COME ON, 1170 01:12:25,253 --> 01:12:26,690 HE AIN'T THAT HEAVY. 1171 01:12:28,344 --> 01:12:31,172 DANGER! IMPROPER HANDLING. 1172 01:12:31,216 --> 01:12:33,131 DAD, IT TALKED! 1173 01:12:33,174 --> 01:12:34,567 RETURN ME AT ONCE. 1174 01:12:34,611 --> 01:12:37,962 THIS IS UNAUTHORIZED TRANSPORTATION. 1175 01:12:38,005 --> 01:12:38,963 SEE? 1176 01:12:39,006 --> 01:12:41,052 [MATTHEW] IF YOU RETURN US NOW, 1177 01:12:41,095 --> 01:12:43,271 I'LL GET THEM TO GO EASY ON YOU, WALTER. 1178 01:12:43,315 --> 01:12:45,317 WHO IS THAT? 1179 01:12:45,361 --> 01:12:46,362 YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE. 1180 01:12:46,405 --> 01:12:48,276 I KNEW YOU WERE THE ONE 1181 01:12:48,320 --> 01:12:50,278 WHO STOLE MY COMPUTER FOR JAEGER. 1182 01:12:50,322 --> 01:12:53,543 WELL, I'LL BE DOGGONE. 1183 01:12:53,586 --> 01:12:55,936 THAT'S THE VOICE OF MR. CARSON. 1184 01:12:55,980 --> 01:12:57,982 HE'S BACK FROM THE GRAVE! 1185 01:12:58,025 --> 01:12:59,375 WHAT'S GOING ON, DAD? 1186 01:12:59,418 --> 01:13:00,985 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, BOY. 1187 01:13:01,028 --> 01:13:02,334 YOU JUST SHUT UP. 1188 01:13:02,378 --> 01:13:03,683 UH, LOOK, I'D REALLY-- 1189 01:13:03,727 --> 01:13:06,251 I'D REALLY LIKE TO STAND AROUND 1190 01:13:06,294 --> 01:13:08,253 AND CHEW THE FAT ALL DAY, 1191 01:13:08,296 --> 01:13:09,863 BUT AS YOU CAN SEE, 1192 01:13:09,907 --> 01:13:11,865 WE'RE PRETTY BUSY BACK HERE, 1193 01:13:11,909 --> 01:13:14,259 SO IF IT'S ALL THE SAME TO YOU, 1194 01:13:14,302 --> 01:13:16,783 I'LL JUST SAY TOODLE-OO! 1195 01:13:16,827 --> 01:13:18,089 OH, NO, YOU WON'T! 1196 01:13:19,873 --> 01:13:21,179 OOH! 1197 01:13:21,222 --> 01:13:22,267 DON'T MESS WITH US! 1198 01:13:22,310 --> 01:13:23,921 DAD, ARE YOU OK? 1199 01:13:23,964 --> 01:13:25,836 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, NEWMAN. 1200 01:13:25,879 --> 01:13:27,141 OK, BOSS. 1201 01:13:27,185 --> 01:13:29,317 DAD, I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DID THAT. 1202 01:13:29,361 --> 01:13:30,841 ADIOS, AMIGOS! 1203 01:13:30,884 --> 01:13:34,105 [DWAYNE] DAD, JUST TELL ME WHAT TO DO! 1204 01:13:34,148 --> 01:13:36,760 GO GET HIM, WILL YOU? 1205 01:13:36,803 --> 01:13:38,283 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1206 01:13:41,721 --> 01:13:43,941 WHERE DID HE GO? 1207 01:13:43,984 --> 01:13:47,335 [MATTHEW] YOU AND JAEGER ARE GOING TO JAIL THIS TIME! 1208 01:13:47,379 --> 01:13:49,425 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO RIP OFF 1209 01:13:49,468 --> 01:13:52,732 MY BOYS LIKE YOU DID ME. 1210 01:13:52,776 --> 01:13:54,647 MATTHEW CARSON? 1211 01:13:57,433 --> 01:13:58,956 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GO! 1212 01:13:58,999 --> 01:14:00,914 RIGHT. 1213 01:14:00,958 --> 01:14:03,177 [DWAYNE] WHERE IS THAT LITTLE RUNT? 1214 01:14:03,221 --> 01:14:04,788 GET THOSE SCANNERS WORKING, NEWMAN. 1215 01:14:04,831 --> 01:14:07,921 WE'VE GOT TO FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE. 1216 01:14:07,965 --> 01:14:08,922 HMM... 1217 01:14:08,966 --> 01:14:10,881 IT MAY BE A GOOD TIME 1218 01:14:10,924 --> 01:14:12,665 FOR A LITTLE LIGHT HOUSEWORK. 1219 01:14:12,709 --> 01:14:15,146 GET OUT OF MY WAY! 1220 01:14:15,189 --> 01:14:16,582 I'LL JUST BORROW THIS. 1221 01:14:24,938 --> 01:14:27,027 YOO-HOO, CHEESEBALL! 1222 01:14:27,071 --> 01:14:28,159 HUH? 1223 01:14:30,378 --> 01:14:31,684 GETTING WARMER. 1224 01:14:33,425 --> 01:14:35,688 GOTCHA! WE HAVE LIFT-OFF! 1225 01:14:35,732 --> 01:14:36,689 HAVE A RIDE. 1226 01:14:36,733 --> 01:14:39,039 AAH! 1227 01:14:41,651 --> 01:14:43,043 AAH! 1228 01:14:43,087 --> 01:14:44,305 AAH! 1229 01:14:44,349 --> 01:14:45,045 I CAN'T WATCH. 1230 01:14:45,089 --> 01:14:46,917 AAH! 1231 01:14:57,405 --> 01:14:59,407 AAH! 1232 01:14:59,451 --> 01:15:00,408 [THUNK] 1233 01:15:00,452 --> 01:15:02,236 OHH... 1234 01:15:02,280 --> 01:15:04,500 [MOANING] 1235 01:15:04,543 --> 01:15:06,458 [WALTER] YOU OK, BOY? 1236 01:15:09,287 --> 01:15:10,941 DAD...HELP ME! 1237 01:15:10,984 --> 01:15:13,813 YOUR INVENTION WORKS ON TENNIS BALLS. 1238 01:15:13,857 --> 01:15:16,686 HOW ABOUT A MORE PRACTICAL APPLICATION? 1239 01:15:17,774 --> 01:15:19,079 GOT TO RUN. 1240 01:15:19,123 --> 01:15:20,733 I'LL JUST SAY TOODLE-OO. 1241 01:15:20,777 --> 01:15:22,996 I'LL JUST SAY TOODLE-OO, TOO. 1242 01:15:23,040 --> 01:15:24,520 DAD! 1243 01:15:26,086 --> 01:15:29,612 D--AAH! 1244 01:15:33,441 --> 01:15:35,705 NOW WHAT, BOSS? 1245 01:15:37,097 --> 01:15:38,621 HMM... 1246 01:15:41,798 --> 01:15:43,582 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1247 01:15:43,626 --> 01:15:46,193 THIS IS NO TIME TO LAY-- 1248 01:15:46,237 --> 01:15:47,630 WHOA! 1249 01:15:49,545 --> 01:15:52,069 OK, AND... 1250 01:15:52,112 --> 01:15:53,418 GOT IT! 1251 01:15:53,461 --> 01:15:55,725 ELEVATOR GOING UP. 1252 01:16:11,610 --> 01:16:13,873 GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES. 1253 01:16:17,311 --> 01:16:18,617 WELL, GET IT! 1254 01:16:18,661 --> 01:16:19,618 UH-OH. 1255 01:16:19,662 --> 01:16:21,577 GET IT! 1256 01:16:21,620 --> 01:16:23,970 WATCH THIS, NEWMAN... 1257 01:16:24,014 --> 01:16:24,971 BOMBS AWAY! 1258 01:16:25,015 --> 01:16:26,320 AND THEY'RE OFF! 1259 01:16:28,845 --> 01:16:31,978 AND IT'S A LEFT HOOK TO THE FACE. 1260 01:16:32,022 --> 01:16:32,849 ANOTHER LEFT! 1261 01:16:32,892 --> 01:16:34,546 WAY TO GO, BOSS! 1262 01:16:34,590 --> 01:16:36,330 AND--HEY! WAIT A MINUTE! 1263 01:16:36,374 --> 01:16:37,854 LET GO! LET GO! 1264 01:16:37,897 --> 01:16:39,682 THIS IS MY WHEEL! NO! 1265 01:16:39,725 --> 01:16:42,510 ONLY ONE DRIVER AT A TIME. 1266 01:16:44,904 --> 01:16:45,992 DAMN! 1267 01:16:46,863 --> 01:16:48,473 [SARAH] THIS IS KIDNAPPING. 1268 01:16:48,516 --> 01:16:50,954 YOU HAVE GOT TO FIND HIM! 1269 01:16:50,997 --> 01:16:54,044 HIM? YOU SAID THIS WAS SOME KIND OF MACHINE. 1270 01:16:54,087 --> 01:16:55,654 WELL, IT IS. 1271 01:16:55,698 --> 01:16:58,831 BUT IT'S VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU FIND HIM. 1272 01:16:58,875 --> 01:17:01,834 ANY IDEAS ON WHO MIGHT HAVE TAKEN HIM? 1273 01:17:01,878 --> 01:17:03,314 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1274 01:17:03,357 --> 01:17:05,316 HALF THE STATE KNOWS ABOUT HIM. 1275 01:17:05,359 --> 01:17:06,752 IT COULD'VE BEEN ANYONE. 1276 01:17:06,796 --> 01:17:09,494 OK, WE'LL, UH... WE'LL LOOK INTO IT. 1277 01:17:09,537 --> 01:17:10,974 THANK YOU. 1278 01:17:12,192 --> 01:17:15,369 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIND DAD OURSELVES. 1279 01:17:15,413 --> 01:17:17,807 DAD? 1280 01:17:17,850 --> 01:17:19,373 I'LL EXPLAIN. 1281 01:17:19,417 --> 01:17:21,549 [MAX] LET'S COMB THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 1282 01:17:23,813 --> 01:17:26,293 MAYBE WE DON'T HAVE TO. 1283 01:17:27,468 --> 01:17:29,775 ARE YOU THERE, MR. CARSON? 1284 01:17:32,517 --> 01:17:34,824 PLEASE HEAR ME, MR. CARSON. 1285 01:17:38,958 --> 01:17:40,090 AHEM. 1286 01:17:40,133 --> 01:17:43,702 THIS COULD BE YOUR NEXT BOOK. 1287 01:17:43,746 --> 01:17:45,835 PLEASE. 1288 01:17:58,543 --> 01:17:59,849 MR. CARSON? 1289 01:18:08,727 --> 01:18:09,902 NO? 1290 01:18:12,949 --> 01:18:15,038 WELL, THEN, WHO IS IT? 1291 01:18:24,438 --> 01:18:26,005 "E"... 1292 01:18:30,053 --> 01:18:31,924 "M"... 1293 01:18:34,057 --> 01:18:35,754 "C"... 1294 01:18:41,281 --> 01:18:42,369 2... 1295 01:18:42,413 --> 01:18:44,632 EMC2? 1296 01:18:44,676 --> 01:18:45,938 WHAT? 1297 01:18:54,294 --> 01:18:58,255 E=MC SQUARED. 1298 01:18:59,822 --> 01:19:02,650 E=MC SQUARED! 1299 01:19:02,694 --> 01:19:04,391 DON'T YOU SEE? IT'S EINSTEIN! 1300 01:19:04,435 --> 01:19:05,741 EINSTEIN? 1301 01:19:06,872 --> 01:19:08,613 EINSTEIN. 1302 01:19:08,656 --> 01:19:10,528 DR. EINSTEIN... 1303 01:19:10,571 --> 01:19:13,574 DO YOU KNOW WHERE MY FATHER IS? 1304 01:19:13,618 --> 01:19:15,359 TESTING, TESTING. 1305 01:19:15,402 --> 01:19:17,578 1...2...3. 1306 01:19:17,622 --> 01:19:20,581 UH, MR. CARSON, ARE YOU IN THERE, SIR? 1307 01:19:20,625 --> 01:19:23,149 STOP PLAYING GAMES, WALTER. 1308 01:19:23,193 --> 01:19:26,805 I WANT THE DESIGNS IN THE PATENT OFFICE TODAY. 1309 01:19:26,849 --> 01:19:29,329 AND GET RID OF THIS STUFF. 1310 01:19:45,868 --> 01:19:47,130 WHERE ARE THE POLICE? 1311 01:19:47,173 --> 01:19:49,175 I KNEW THEY DIDN'T BELIEVE ME. 1312 01:19:49,219 --> 01:19:51,047 JOSH, THEY'LL BE HERE. 1313 01:19:53,832 --> 01:19:55,225 JOSH? JOSH!JOSH! 1314 01:19:55,268 --> 01:19:56,661 OH, NO, YOU DON'T! 1315 01:19:56,704 --> 01:19:59,577 [MAX] AW, MOM, HE NEEDS ME! 1316 01:19:59,620 --> 01:20:01,361 [STEVE] JOSH, WAIT! 1317 01:20:22,121 --> 01:20:24,210 AND UNTIL THE PATENT CLEARS, 1318 01:20:24,254 --> 01:20:26,386 PLEASE DO NOT CONTACT ME. 1319 01:20:35,482 --> 01:20:37,484 [CANS RATTLE] 1320 01:20:56,547 --> 01:20:58,027 OH, NO. 1321 01:21:01,508 --> 01:21:02,901 DAD? 1322 01:21:09,255 --> 01:21:10,953 SORRY, DAD. 1323 01:21:10,996 --> 01:21:14,391 OH, HOW TOUCHING. 1324 01:21:14,434 --> 01:21:16,567 [LAUGHING] 1325 01:21:16,610 --> 01:21:17,916 YOU! 1326 01:21:23,139 --> 01:21:26,011 [DWAYNE] H-HEY! HEY! 1327 01:21:26,055 --> 01:21:27,230 HEY, GET OFF ME! 1328 01:21:28,405 --> 01:21:29,754 HEY-- 1329 01:21:30,537 --> 01:21:32,235 DAD, HELP ME! 1330 01:21:38,023 --> 01:21:39,285 [JOSH] YOU! 1331 01:21:39,329 --> 01:21:40,504 HEY! 1332 01:21:40,547 --> 01:21:43,072 I WOULDN'T DO THAT IF I WERE YOU. 1333 01:21:43,115 --> 01:21:44,464 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1334 01:21:44,508 --> 01:21:45,596 DON'T YOU KIDS MOVE. 1335 01:21:45,639 --> 01:21:46,597 MOM, LOOK! 1336 01:21:46,640 --> 01:21:48,338 HE'S GETTING AWAY! 1337 01:21:51,950 --> 01:21:53,082 YOU GOT THIS WRONG. 1338 01:21:53,125 --> 01:21:55,345 I WAS JUST TRYING TO BREAK IT UP. 1339 01:21:55,388 --> 01:21:57,260 I SWEAR. 1340 01:22:08,619 --> 01:22:10,273 YES, MOM! 1341 01:22:10,316 --> 01:22:12,928 [SIREN] 1342 01:22:25,418 --> 01:22:26,767 [MEOW] 1343 01:22:34,166 --> 01:22:36,168 IT LOOKS AS GOOD AS NEW. 1344 01:22:36,212 --> 01:22:39,606 MAYBE. WE'LL SEE. 1345 01:22:48,659 --> 01:22:50,313 DAD? 1346 01:22:52,706 --> 01:22:54,230 MATT... 1347 01:22:54,273 --> 01:22:55,971 ARE YOU IN THERE? 1348 01:22:59,191 --> 01:23:03,065 I HEAR YOU, MRS. CARSON. 1349 01:23:03,108 --> 01:23:04,849 NEWMAN. 1350 01:23:07,373 --> 01:23:09,201 HELLO, MAX. 1351 01:23:09,245 --> 01:23:10,072 HI, NEWMAN. 1352 01:23:10,115 --> 01:23:12,378 HI, JOSH. 1353 01:23:12,422 --> 01:23:14,641 ARE YOU ALONE? 1354 01:23:14,685 --> 01:23:16,295 YES. 1355 01:23:49,241 --> 01:23:51,026 HEY, I'VE GOT AN IDEA. 1356 01:23:51,069 --> 01:23:54,420 WHY DON'T WE RENT A CAMPER FOR A FEW DAYS, HUH? 1357 01:23:54,464 --> 01:23:56,031 GET OUT IN THE OUTDOORS-- 1358 01:23:56,074 --> 01:23:57,815 DO SOME HIKING, DO SOME BACKPACKING. 1359 01:23:57,858 --> 01:23:59,556 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1360 01:24:04,039 --> 01:24:04,996 [MATTHEW'S VOICE] GREAT. OK. 1361 01:24:05,040 --> 01:24:06,780 SEE YOU THEN. BYE-BYE. 1362 01:24:12,264 --> 01:24:14,484 [MATTHEW] HEY! QUE PASA, DUDES? 1363 01:24:14,527 --> 01:24:15,746 DAD! 1364 01:24:15,789 --> 01:24:17,095 WHERE WERE YOU? 1365 01:24:17,139 --> 01:24:19,141 SQUEEZED INTO A MICROCHIP. 1366 01:24:19,184 --> 01:24:20,968 OH, MATT. 1367 01:24:21,012 --> 01:24:21,969 HI, SARAH. 1368 01:24:22,013 --> 01:24:23,536 HI. 1369 01:24:23,580 --> 01:24:25,538 HI, STEVE. I'M MATTHEW CARSON-- 1370 01:24:25,582 --> 01:24:28,585 WELL, I, UH, I USED TO BE. 1371 01:24:28,628 --> 01:24:29,847 NICE TO MEET YOU. 1372 01:24:29,890 --> 01:24:31,109 LIKEWISE, STEVE. 1373 01:24:31,153 --> 01:24:33,242 LIKEWISE, STEVE. 1374 01:24:34,852 --> 01:24:35,548 HI, BETH! 1375 01:24:35,592 --> 01:24:37,376 HI. 1376 01:24:37,420 --> 01:24:39,161 MATT... 1377 01:24:39,204 --> 01:24:42,164 SARAH, I'VE GOT TO GO BACK. 1378 01:24:42,207 --> 01:24:45,732 I JUST...WANTED TO SAY GOODBYE. 1379 01:24:49,171 --> 01:24:51,912 I DON'T WANT YOU TO GO, DAD. 1380 01:24:51,956 --> 01:24:54,176 YOU CAN'T GO NOW. 1381 01:24:54,219 --> 01:24:56,091 I HAVE TO, MAX, 1382 01:24:56,134 --> 01:24:59,181 BUT EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE OK FOR ALL OF YOU. 1383 01:24:59,224 --> 01:25:00,182 I PROMISE. 1384 01:25:00,225 --> 01:25:02,532 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A GREAT LIFE. 1385 01:25:10,366 --> 01:25:12,542 I LOVE YOU, DAD. 1386 01:25:12,585 --> 01:25:15,980 I LOVE YOU, TOO, JOSH. 1387 01:25:16,023 --> 01:25:18,635 I ALWAYS WILL... 1388 01:25:18,678 --> 01:25:21,812 BUT YOU'VE GOT TO LET ME GO BACK. 1389 01:25:23,553 --> 01:25:25,685 I BELONG UP THERE NOW. 1390 01:25:28,906 --> 01:25:30,603 HELP ME GET BACK. 1391 01:25:36,218 --> 01:25:38,350 WHAT DO YOU SAY, JOSH? 1392 01:25:46,402 --> 01:25:49,144 WE GOT TO SEND HIM BACK. 1393 01:25:53,409 --> 01:25:54,888 DR. EINSTEIN... 1394 01:25:54,932 --> 01:25:56,890 IF YOU'RE STILL OUT THERE, 1395 01:25:56,934 --> 01:25:59,415 PLEASE HELP TAKE MR. CARSON BACK. 1396 01:26:19,739 --> 01:26:21,219 "O"... 1397 01:26:29,793 --> 01:26:31,142 "K"... 1398 01:26:31,186 --> 01:26:32,883 OK. 1399 01:26:34,537 --> 01:26:37,496 THANKS, AL. I OWE YOU ONE. 1400 01:26:39,498 --> 01:26:41,631 TAKE GOOD CARE OF THEM, STEVE. 1401 01:26:42,980 --> 01:26:43,937 I WILL. 1402 01:26:43,981 --> 01:26:45,461 AND, UH-- 1403 01:26:45,504 --> 01:26:47,724 OH, MAY I RECOMMEND AN OCCASIONAL FOOT MASSAGE? 1404 01:26:47,767 --> 01:26:49,334 HMM? 1405 01:26:49,378 --> 01:26:50,466 OK. 1406 01:26:52,990 --> 01:26:55,471 REMEMBER, I'LL ALWAYS BE WITH YOU... 1407 01:26:57,603 --> 01:26:59,692 IN SOME FORM OR OTHER. 1408 01:27:02,782 --> 01:27:03,740 BYE, DAD. 1409 01:27:03,783 --> 01:27:05,002 BYE. 1410 01:27:05,045 --> 01:27:06,960 SO LONG, GUYS. 1411 01:27:08,527 --> 01:27:12,227 I'LL BE SURE TO GIVE GRANDMA MILLIE YOUR LOVE. 1412 01:27:12,270 --> 01:27:13,880 WE LOVE YOU, MATT. 1413 01:27:13,924 --> 01:27:15,621 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 1414 01:27:16,927 --> 01:27:19,451 OK, AL... BEAM ME UP. 1415 01:27:23,150 --> 01:27:26,937 I'M COMING, GRANDMA! 1416 01:27:41,168 --> 01:27:42,605 THAT'S IT. 1417 01:27:48,175 --> 01:27:50,221 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1418 01:27:51,744 --> 01:27:53,311 BOYS, MRS. CARSON, 1419 01:27:53,355 --> 01:27:55,487 I'VE JUST BEEN ON THE PHONE 1420 01:27:55,531 --> 01:27:56,923 WITH YOUR DAD. 1421 01:27:56,967 --> 01:27:58,925 HE SAID TO COME RIGHT OVER. 1422 01:27:58,969 --> 01:28:00,318 HE DID? 1423 01:28:00,362 --> 01:28:02,146 [KILBRANDT] ISN'T HE HERE? 1424 01:28:02,189 --> 01:28:03,974 NO. HE JUST LEFT. 1425 01:28:04,017 --> 01:28:05,236 OH, SHUCKS. 1426 01:28:05,280 --> 01:28:08,021 HE TOLD ME YOU WANTED TO RECONSIDER MY OFFER. 1427 01:28:08,065 --> 01:28:09,022 WHAT? 1428 01:28:09,066 --> 01:28:10,763 ISN'T THAT TRUE? 1429 01:28:12,199 --> 01:28:13,592 [BEEP BEEP BEEP] 1430 01:28:23,254 --> 01:28:24,995 GUESS DAD KNOWS WHAT'S BEST. 1431 01:28:25,038 --> 01:28:25,996 YEP. 1432 01:28:26,039 --> 01:28:26,997 THAT'S WONDERFUL, 1433 01:28:27,040 --> 01:28:28,259 BUT WHERE IS HE? 1434 01:28:28,303 --> 01:28:31,871 I DON'T KNOW... 1435 01:28:31,915 --> 01:28:34,309 BUT I KNOW HE'LL BE BACK... 1436 01:28:34,352 --> 01:28:36,049 IN SOME FORM OR OTHER. 1437 01:28:38,182 --> 01:28:39,226 RIGHT, NEWMAN? 1438 01:28:39,270 --> 01:28:41,838 YOU BET, JOSH. 1439 01:29:24,968 --> 01:29:27,666 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY LIONS GATE ENTERTAINMENT 1440 01:29:27,710 --> 01:29:31,104 ♪ LOVE BREAKS THE RULES 1441 01:29:31,148 --> 01:29:33,019 ♪ IT CAN LIFT YOU UP ♪ 1442 01:29:33,063 --> 01:29:36,501 ♪ IT CAN BE SO CRUEL ♪ 1443 01:29:36,545 --> 01:29:39,199 ♪ LOVE CAN CROSS THE LINES ♪ 1444 01:29:39,243 --> 01:29:42,681 ♪ THAT PEOPLE DRAW 1445 01:29:42,725 --> 01:29:47,860 ♪ LOVE BREAKS THE RULES ♪ 1446 01:29:47,904 --> 01:29:50,472 ♪ OOH OOH OOH 1447 01:29:52,604 --> 01:29:56,826 ♪ IF I HAD A SECOND CHANCE ♪ 1448 01:29:56,869 --> 01:30:01,439 ♪ WOULD I MAKE THINGS TURN OUT RIGHT? ♪ 1449 01:30:01,483 --> 01:30:03,267 ♪ COULD I LOVE YOU MORE 1450 01:30:03,310 --> 01:30:08,228 ♪ THAN I DID BEFORE THIS TIME? ♪ 1451 01:30:09,578 --> 01:30:13,582 ♪ IF OUR PATHS WERE CROSSED AGAIN ♪ 1452 01:30:13,625 --> 01:30:18,151 ♪ WOULD OUR LOVE BE STRONGER THEN? ♪ 1453 01:30:18,195 --> 01:30:20,545 ♪ COULD IT MEAN MUCH MORE ♪ 1454 01:30:20,589 --> 01:30:25,855 ♪ THAN IT DID BEFORE THIS TIME? ♪ 1455 01:30:26,769 --> 01:30:28,510 ♪ WELL, LIFE GETS IN THE WAY ♪ 1456 01:30:28,553 --> 01:30:30,903 ♪ OF THE THINGS YOU SHOULD SAY ♪ 1457 01:30:30,947 --> 01:30:34,864 ♪ AND THE TIME SEEMS TO DRIVE US APART ♪ 1458 01:30:34,907 --> 01:30:37,040 ♪ BUT TODAY'S A NEW DAY ♪ 1459 01:30:37,083 --> 01:30:39,695 ♪ IF YOU'RE HERE TO STAY ♪ 1460 01:30:39,738 --> 01:30:43,133 ♪ THEN IT COULD BE A BRAND-NEW START ♪ 1461 01:30:43,176 --> 01:30:44,482 ♪ THEY SAY 1462 01:30:44,526 --> 01:30:48,138 ♪ LOVE BREAKS THE RULES 1463 01:30:48,181 --> 01:30:50,227 ♪ IT CAN LIFT YOU UP ♪ 1464 01:30:50,270 --> 01:30:53,099 ♪ IT CAN BE SO CRUEL ♪ 1465 01:30:53,143 --> 01:30:55,711 ♪ LOVE CAN CROSS THE LINES ♪ 1466 01:30:55,754 --> 01:30:59,541 ♪ THAT PEOPLE DRAW 1467 01:30:59,584 --> 01:31:04,720 ♪ LOVE BREAKS THE RULES 1468 01:31:08,941 --> 01:31:13,250 ♪ IF WE GAVE IT ONE MORE TRY ♪ 1469 01:31:13,293 --> 01:31:17,646 ♪ THEN WE'LL NEVER WONDER WHY ♪ 1470 01:31:17,689 --> 01:31:20,039 ♪ 'CAUSE A LOVE LIKE OURS 1471 01:31:20,083 --> 01:31:25,480 ♪ SHOULD REACH THE STARS EACH TIME ♪ 1472 01:31:25,523 --> 01:31:27,917 ♪ OH, BUT LIFE GETS IN THE WAY ♪ 1473 01:31:27,960 --> 01:31:30,485 ♪ OF THE THINGS YOU SHOULD SAY ♪ 1474 01:31:30,528 --> 01:31:34,445 ♪ AND THE TIMES SEEM TO DRIVE US APART ♪ 1475 01:31:34,489 --> 01:31:36,447 ♪ BUT TODAY'S A NEW DAY ♪ 1476 01:31:36,491 --> 01:31:38,841 ♪ IF YOU'LL LET ME STAY ♪ 1477 01:31:38,884 --> 01:31:42,497 ♪ THEN WE'RE OFF TO A BRAND-NEW START ♪ 1478 01:31:42,540 --> 01:31:44,194 ♪ THEY SAY 1479 01:31:44,237 --> 01:31:47,502 ♪ LOVE BREAKS THE RULES 1480 01:31:47,545 --> 01:31:49,504 ♪ IT CAN LIFT YOU UP ♪ 1481 01:31:49,547 --> 01:31:52,637 ♪ IT CAN BE SO CRUEL ♪ 1482 01:31:52,681 --> 01:31:55,205 ♪ LOVE CAN CROSS THE LINES ♪ 1483 01:31:55,248 --> 01:31:58,687 ♪ THAT PEOPLE DRAW... 1484 01:31:58,730 --> 01:32:01,690 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 87537