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Where do you think the trash goes
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when you put it down the chute?
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Maybe it goes to California.
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Thrilling news!
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I've finally built the
labyrinth I've always wanted.
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- What's a labyrinth?
- It's an elaborate maze
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filled with riddles and monsters.
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- Monsters?
- You ask a lot of questions, Smith.
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Well, here's a statement.
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I'm in a good mood, too.
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Tonight's family game night at my house.
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Family game night?!
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Why didn't you say so?!
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Get out of here, Smith!
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Everyone, please remember,
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you do not need to come into work
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if you have family game night,
a tickle in your throat,
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or see any unlucky
numbers on your drive in.
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Left hand... red.
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Whoa!
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Left hand... red? That's impossible.
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This stupid game's rigged against me.
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Whose idea was this? I bet it was yours.
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Steve, you've been coming
for my throne for years.
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But never forget where you came from...
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my balls.
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Ooh! Oh, my bad.
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It's right foot... green.
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Hey! I'm already on green.
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Stan wins!
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Now, without further ado,
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I will celebrate in
the traditional manner.
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Looks like another
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victorious game night for Stan!
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Why do we always let
Mr. S win at game night?
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He's such a bad loser that we
really have no other option.
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Believe me.
It kills me to see that man happy.
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Yeah, when dad loses, he gets toxic.
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That's four!
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I win!
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I know you cheated and I know
you watch me and your mom
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do it, you little creepo.
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Francine, I don't love you anymore.
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And you!
You're not very good at basketball.
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Joke's on him. That only fueled me
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to take my game to the next level.
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Well, I would like to win
every once in a while.
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And I would like my butt to smell like
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strawberries and not butthole.
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But neither is happening, Jeffy, my boy!
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Mmm!
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Mmm!
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Isn't anyone gonna ask
me what I'm eating?
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It's foie gras.
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I just tried it for the first time
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at Frog Ross's Foie Gras-taurant.
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Roger, you know
how they make that stuff?
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It is disgusting and cruel.
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They force-feed geese
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until their fattened
livers are bursting.
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With flavor.
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I was so full, I barely even wanted
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to stop at Burger King afterward.
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Hey, Stan. Cool to see you in my alcove.
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Are you trying to hide a dirty rag?
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That's why most people come in here.
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I'm trying to pick out something
for tonight's game night,
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but I've won all these.
It's getting boring.
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If you really want a game
that will shake things up...
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I'm not doing sex dice with my family.
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We don't have to invite the family.
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Aah!
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Sir, is something wrong?
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You seem a little off today.
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Is this about that botched coup
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where we paid the
Libyan dictator's barber
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to give him an embarrassing haircut,
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but then everybody loved the haircut
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and his power only grew stronger?
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It's my damned labyrinth.
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No one can escape it.
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If no one wins,
I can't congratulate them.
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And I already know
what I'm going to say.
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"Attaboy! You finished my labyrinth,
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and I'm proud of you!"
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Sir, I think I have the
answer to your prayers.
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Maybe you didn't hear earlier
today when I was in my house,
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but I'm a little bored of
all the games my family owns.
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Oh, no!
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I need a challenge.
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You know what we should do...
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- We should kiss.
- No. I should play your labyrinth.
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Yes, of course.
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Now on to that kiss
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you've been begging me for.
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I went to buy some foie gras,
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but it was too expensive,
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so I did the next-best thing.
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Meet Ross, Chandler,
Joey, Monica, Rachel,
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and Phoebe, my geese!
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I grabbed them from the park
to make my own foie gras.
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This is a very good idea, Roger.
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I am 100% on board.
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Follow me, please.
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For this week's game night,
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I have something a
little different planned.
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It already feels a little different.
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We're gonna do a labyrinth.
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Come on.
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Ugh! I really don't feel like
doing a labyrinth tonight.
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I'll do anything to get off
this noisy-ass elevator.
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Dinging when the door opens,
beeping on every floor.
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We get it! You're an elevator!
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I'm sure it won't take that lo...
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Gulp.
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The one time I forget my Rollerblades.
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This is a strange thing
the government built.
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Hi! I'm Grunklebean,
A.K.A. "The Cool Bean."
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Can anyone tell me what happened
in the Tampa Bay Lightning game?
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This lady's hilarious.
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Aah!
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What the hell is this place?
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Great question. I'll have my Groban
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explain everything.
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- What's a Groban?
- Great question.
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I'll have my Groban explain everything.
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♪ Welcome to the labyrinth ♪
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♪ In the CIA basementh ♪
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♪ It's a maze filled with riddles ♪
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♪ And puzzles and challenges ♪
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♪ And tons of freaky-ass creatures ♪
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- ♪ Ooh, ooh, yeah ♪
- ♪ If you get into trouble ♪
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- ♪ Ooh, yeah ♪
- ♪ Bullock will rescue and bring you home-a ♪
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- ♪ Ooh ♪
- ♪ But if you want to win ♪
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♪ You got to make it
to that Toyota Tacoma ♪
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♪ Make it to that Toyota Tacoma ♪
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Take it, Dr. Dubs!
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♪ That's right, Dr. Dubs
comin' straight from the streets ♪
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♪ In my lab,
I make monsters and sick-ass beats ♪
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♪ Now, there's only one rule
in this place I'm so proud of ♪
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♪ You gotta make sure you
don't fall in lo-ove ♪
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Mmm.
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Enjoy the labyrinth!
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Hiya!
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I'm Werb-Berg the Woober.
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This is my puzzle palace.
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To pass,
you must parse my puzzling puzzle.
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Got it. Physical challenge.
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Dad, I think this floor is a puzzle.
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The floor? Don't you dare
touch that beautiful mosaic.
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It's a puzzle.
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Did I not make that clear enough?
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It's not you, Wahlberg. You're fine.
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We got a whole thing going on.
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Maybe we should do the puzzle?
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Aha!
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It's a gingerbread wall.
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This place is rigged.
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I should have expected
this from a scum-sucking,
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- bottom-feeding Woober.
- Wha?!
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Oh, no! Bad-loser alert.
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Let's finish... quick!
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Huh.
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Good job, Stan!
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You bit the right rock.
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Yeah, I did.
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This is my labyrinth.
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No. I will not clap.
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Jesus, Jeff! Who cares?
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It's just making a noise
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by slapping two meat sticks together.
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It doesn't mean anything.
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Oh, baby!
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This smells so good!
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Okay, what's the next step?
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This is all pretty sick and twisted.
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You have to force-feed
the geese several times
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a day with this thing.
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It's called a gavage.
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I'm sure they like it.
Look, I'll try some.
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Mmm! This is kind of good.
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Really good! I can't get enough!
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When I signed up to help you, Roger,
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I didn't know it would be so corny.
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Thank you.
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But that joke's in this book.
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- Like my orb?
- Yes.
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Aaaand are you enjoying my labyrinth?
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Well, the craftmanship
is a little bit shoddy,
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- and there's more duct tape...
- Shh!
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♪ It doesn't matter what you think ♪
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♪ This is my labyrinth so just shut up ♪
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Hello. I am The Riddle Lord.
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Cool, man. I'm Steve.
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Let's hear that riddle.
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I build up castles.
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I tear down mountains.
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I make some men blind.
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I help others to see.
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What am I?
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Stevie Wonder! Final answer!
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What? That makes zero sense.
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Got it. It's sand.
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Stan! You were right!
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It was Stevie Wonder.
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No. Stop Cabbage Patching!
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- I'm sick of letting you win everything!
- Letting me win?
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Yeah. That's what we're
doing now and have been doing
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every game night for years.
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I've been tricking you... me, Jeff,
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the guy who's still legally
not allowed to use scissors.
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My dumb ass has been fooling you,
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all because you're such a bad loser.
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What? Is this true?
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Well, you do get a little mean
when you lose.
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Rebuttal.
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[BLEEP] you! I'm never mean,
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you [BLEEP] [BLEEP]ing gutter turds.
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You [BLEEP]ing [BLEEP] [BLEEP]
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Father, why do the people fight so?
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Don't judge them, my sweet Groban.
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It's just human nature.
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Uh-huh. Yeah, that's right. I can talk.
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You know what?
I'll show you how wrong you are.
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I'm going to beat this
labyrinth on my own,
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and you'll see just how
great I am at games.
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It's not that you're bad at games, Stan.
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It's that you're a bad loser.
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Although, you are very,
very bad at games.
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You tried to eat the plastic
hippos when we played
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Hungry Hungry Hippos.
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Uh, tried?
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I ate every last one.
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Actually, there's another riddle
to pick the doors.
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Suck it, Riddle Lord!
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Cheer up. I'll hear your riddle.
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Alright. A Jew, a blonde,
and a gay are stuck on a houseboat.
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Another puzzle.
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Um, this isn't a puzzle, bud.
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It's just a dead end.
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Every dead end is a blocked highway,
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and every day is a winding road...
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Sheryl Crow.
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Aah!
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This bone piano is not here by accident.
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It must be the key to opening the door.
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Aah!
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Geez, Louise, Hayley!
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I said open the "door," not the "floor."
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I didn't know labyrinths
had an essay portion.
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Here you go, Professor Lasagna.
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Interestingly,
you all wrote lengthy defenses
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of the man in the song "Baby,
It's Cold Outside,"
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even though the question
was about the Civil War.
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C-minus.
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You may pass.
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I can't believe we got through
the last three challenges
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00:12:20,727 --> 00:12:22,429
just by flashing my cooter.
261
00:12:22,462 --> 00:12:23,998
Mom, that's not
how we got through those.
262
00:12:24,032 --> 00:12:25,333
We kept telling you to stop.
263
00:12:25,365 --> 00:12:26,533
Attaboy!
264
00:12:26,567 --> 00:12:27,936
You finished my labyrinth,
265
00:12:27,969 --> 00:12:30,038
and I'm proud of you!
266
00:12:38,463 --> 00:12:39,880
Where are you taking me?
267
00:12:39,913 --> 00:12:42,417
I'm not leaving until I
get through this labyrinth.
268
00:12:42,450 --> 00:12:44,085
You think I'm a loser.
269
00:12:44,118 --> 00:12:46,388
I'm gonna stay here and prove it.
270
00:12:46,421 --> 00:12:48,023
Prove that you're a loser?
271
00:12:48,056 --> 00:12:50,124
You know what I meant.
Game night isn't over
272
00:12:50,158 --> 00:12:51,326
until I say it is.
273
00:12:54,029 --> 00:12:56,429
_
274
00:12:58,231 --> 00:13:00,267
Uhp, got a calendar alert.
275
00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:02,604
We're supposed to get your
dad out of the labyrinth
276
00:13:02,637 --> 00:13:04,773
if he's still stuck there after a month.
277
00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:07,442
Cool sack, Rog.
278
00:13:07,475 --> 00:13:08,944
Yeah, cool sack.
279
00:13:08,976 --> 00:13:10,278
That's my liver!
280
00:13:12,813 --> 00:13:15,783
We need to go back to the
labyrinth to get Stan.
281
00:13:15,817 --> 00:13:17,085
What's a labyrinth?
282
00:13:17,118 --> 00:13:18,587
Your life's dream?
283
00:13:19,687 --> 00:13:20,922
Toyota Tacoma?
284
00:13:22,255 --> 00:13:23,257
The Groban?!
285
00:13:23,291 --> 00:13:25,060
Oh, that place.
286
00:13:25,092 --> 00:13:26,894
Yeah, it got weird down there,
287
00:13:26,927 --> 00:13:29,965
so I just locked it up and
kind of forgot about it.
288
00:13:29,998 --> 00:13:33,602
But if you want to go back there,
knock yourself out.
289
00:13:37,004 --> 00:13:39,341
Good luck finding your friend.
290
00:13:43,878 --> 00:13:47,349
Wow. Bullock really let this place go.
291
00:13:56,691 --> 00:13:58,192
You shouldn't have come back here.
292
00:13:58,225 --> 00:14:00,260
- Dad?!
- Now wait next door
293
00:14:00,293 --> 00:14:01,696
in the Puzzle Palace.
294
00:14:01,729 --> 00:14:03,732
As you can see,
I'm trying to take a poop.
295
00:14:10,089 --> 00:14:12,832
Wow. It's really gone to hell down here.
296
00:14:12,865 --> 00:14:14,866
Sorry it doesn't look
like the perfect people
297
00:14:14,899 --> 00:14:16,401
you follow on Instagram.
298
00:14:16,434 --> 00:14:17,669
This is real life.
299
00:14:17,702 --> 00:14:19,672
What have you been doing down here?
300
00:14:19,705 --> 00:14:22,008
I tried to get out,
but you guys were right.
301
00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:23,375
I suck at games.
302
00:14:23,409 --> 00:14:25,177
- I'm a loser.
- Don't worry.
303
00:14:25,210 --> 00:14:26,512
We'll work together
304
00:14:26,544 --> 00:14:28,280
- and get you out of here.
- Fine.
305
00:14:28,313 --> 00:14:30,916
Let me just swing by my
place and grab a few things.
306
00:14:30,950 --> 00:14:32,685
Your place?
307
00:14:33,526 --> 00:14:35,020
Sorry it's so messy right now.
308
00:14:35,053 --> 00:14:37,356
Hey, Dad, why are there two pillows?
309
00:14:37,389 --> 00:14:40,125
Oh, Stan, I didn't know we had company.
310
00:14:41,559 --> 00:14:46,731
Um, guys, th...
Uh, this is Herbert, my roommate.
311
00:14:46,764 --> 00:14:49,936
Herbert, this is my friend, Francine.
312
00:14:49,968 --> 00:14:52,104
Grunklebean killed himself?
313
00:14:53,237 --> 00:14:55,808
Not sure. We've had a few plagues.
314
00:14:55,841 --> 00:14:58,778
This place was paradise
before you came here.
315
00:14:58,811 --> 00:15:00,112
I moved here from Hawaii!
316
00:15:00,144 --> 00:15:01,880
Come on. Let's get through
317
00:15:01,913 --> 00:15:03,749
this labyrinth and get you home.
318
00:15:03,782 --> 00:15:05,317
Take us with you.
319
00:15:05,351 --> 00:15:06,818
I want to try a cronut
320
00:15:06,851 --> 00:15:08,821
while they're still all the rage.
321
00:15:08,854 --> 00:15:11,157
Yeah. Or maybe everyone else leaves,
322
00:15:11,189 --> 00:15:12,891
and me and Stan stay here forever.
323
00:15:12,924 --> 00:15:14,626
Whatever. We'll figure it out.
324
00:15:17,989 --> 00:15:19,065
Ugh. Grody.
325
00:15:19,097 --> 00:15:20,732
What the hell happened to this water?
326
00:15:20,765 --> 00:15:23,301
Oh, it's not so bad.
327
00:15:25,943 --> 00:15:28,240
These walls are weakened
by the termites.
328
00:15:29,540 --> 00:15:30,942
We're not termites.
329
00:15:30,976 --> 00:15:33,078
We're Flermites.
330
00:15:33,111 --> 00:15:34,746
Shut up! Just... Just shut up!
331
00:15:34,779 --> 00:15:36,915
I've had it up to here
with Floobles and Grungles
332
00:15:36,948 --> 00:15:38,516
and Gogurts and Snoobrals
333
00:15:38,549 --> 00:15:40,919
and Deeples and Scoozers and Snackrats.
334
00:15:40,952 --> 00:15:43,822
I can't take it anymore!
I'm as mad as a Wuznut!
335
00:15:49,128 --> 00:15:50,963
I'm sorry. I got carried away there.
336
00:15:50,995 --> 00:15:52,564
I-I actually like Snoobrals.
337
00:15:56,968 --> 00:15:59,104
I don't get why I'm so fat.
338
00:15:59,138 --> 00:16:02,774
My corn mix is only 1
Weight Watchers point.
339
00:16:02,808 --> 00:16:05,477
Per teaspoon? Oh, boy.
340
00:16:06,711 --> 00:16:08,047
#GooseLife.
341
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:10,483
#TakeAGanderAtMyGeese.
342
00:16:10,515 --> 00:16:12,150
#BuildTheWall.
343
00:16:12,183 --> 00:16:14,687
Is that an Instagram? Are you crazy?!
344
00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:17,822
You've just sent out a beacon to
all the geese killers out there.
345
00:16:17,856 --> 00:16:19,859
Oh, don't be silly.
346
00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:21,626
Sully Sullenberger!
347
00:16:21,659 --> 00:16:23,828
The pilot hero of the Hudson?!
348
00:16:23,861 --> 00:16:27,665
And Frog Ross,
a man who needs no introduction?
349
00:16:27,698 --> 00:16:29,734
Those geese are mine, Sully.
350
00:16:29,768 --> 00:16:32,303
I need them for my Foie Gras-taurant.
351
00:16:32,336 --> 00:16:34,340
No way, Ross-ay.
352
00:16:34,373 --> 00:16:37,743
I will be the one who kills
those geese, not you.
353
00:16:37,775 --> 00:16:38,877
Sully?
354
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:40,245
Is this revenge
355
00:16:40,279 --> 00:16:41,913
for the geese that
flew into your engine?
356
00:16:41,947 --> 00:16:44,183
No. I've always hated geese.
357
00:16:44,216 --> 00:16:46,818
I flew that plane into them on purpose.
358
00:16:46,851 --> 00:16:48,586
You see, as a child,
359
00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:51,157
both my parents died in a car accident
360
00:16:51,189 --> 00:16:53,892
while they were on their way
to see the movie "Geese,"
361
00:16:53,926 --> 00:16:56,896
starring John Travolta
and Olivia Newton-John.
362
00:16:58,297 --> 00:16:59,764
Wait. Don't fight. I have a solution.
363
00:16:59,798 --> 00:17:01,733
Um, Sully's dead.
364
00:17:01,767 --> 00:17:04,537
Oh. Wow. So he is.
365
00:17:04,569 --> 00:17:07,439
Now give me those geese
or I'll kill all y'all!
366
00:17:07,472 --> 00:17:08,773
Are you hungry?
367
00:17:08,807 --> 00:17:10,942
I'm always hungry.
368
00:17:10,975 --> 00:17:13,178
Sharpen up my knife.
Chopping off my liver.
369
00:17:13,211 --> 00:17:14,413
Sizzle-sizzle, pop-pop.
370
00:17:14,445 --> 00:17:16,214
Cinnamon!
371
00:17:18,582 --> 00:17:20,574
Mmm! Mmm?!
372
00:17:21,086 --> 00:17:23,055
Huh. Wonder why that happened.
373
00:17:23,087 --> 00:17:26,258
Foie gras-sta la vista, babies.
374
00:17:31,395 --> 00:17:34,899
Alright, Professor Lasagna,
what's the essay this time?
375
00:17:34,933 --> 00:17:36,268
No essays.
376
00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:39,105
We fight to the death!
377
00:17:39,137 --> 00:17:42,273
Yo, Lasagna,
who put the Grunkle in your beans?
378
00:17:42,307 --> 00:17:43,808
Nice, babe. You've been wanting
379
00:17:43,842 --> 00:17:45,544
to say that for years.
380
00:17:50,249 --> 00:17:52,284
Everybody, now!
381
00:17:59,924 --> 00:18:03,428
We defeated him through
the power of knots!
382
00:18:06,365 --> 00:18:08,099
Oh, no.
383
00:18:08,133 --> 00:18:09,802
Spikes.
384
00:18:09,835 --> 00:18:11,170
Don't worry. I've got the perfect
385
00:18:11,202 --> 00:18:14,639
labyrinth hack for this.
386
00:18:14,673 --> 00:18:17,375
Luckily,
this place is filled with corpses.
387
00:18:23,347 --> 00:18:27,485
- Ooh!
- Stan, I think one's still alive.
388
00:18:27,519 --> 00:18:29,688
Why do I feel embarrassed?
389
00:18:29,721 --> 00:18:31,257
Oh, dude, my bad.
390
00:18:31,289 --> 00:18:32,924
Ooh!
391
00:18:32,958 --> 00:18:34,192
Sorry.
392
00:18:34,225 --> 00:18:35,527
Pardon us.
393
00:18:37,229 --> 00:18:38,931
Oh, no!
394
00:18:39,605 --> 00:18:40,865
Jeff, you got to be more careful.
395
00:18:40,898 --> 00:18:43,202
- Aah!
- Noooooo!
396
00:18:43,234 --> 00:18:46,538
Noooooo!
397
00:18:49,407 --> 00:18:52,810
Herbert, you saved my life.
398
00:18:52,844 --> 00:18:55,948
But I broke Dr. Weitzman's one rule.
399
00:18:55,981 --> 00:18:59,317
- You did?
- I fell in love.
400
00:19:00,751 --> 00:19:02,954
With who? Riddle Lord?
401
00:19:02,988 --> 00:19:04,456
That guy's ugly!
402
00:19:04,489 --> 00:19:05,892
Why couldn't you love me?!
403
00:19:09,325 --> 00:19:11,897
- We made it!
- Whoo-hoo! We did it!
404
00:19:11,930 --> 00:19:14,299
A Nissan Frontier?
405
00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:17,803
Man, this place has gotten
worse than I thought.
406
00:19:17,836 --> 00:19:19,672
Guys, thank you.
407
00:19:19,704 --> 00:19:21,406
Living with all these awful creatures...
408
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:23,142
who never had my back!...
409
00:19:23,174 --> 00:19:25,911
made me really appreciate
you showing up.
410
00:19:25,943 --> 00:19:29,315
Even though I was a total dick,
you never gave up on me.
411
00:19:29,347 --> 00:19:32,651
Because we're not monsters
in a labyrinth, Stan.
412
00:19:32,683 --> 00:19:33,918
We're a family.
413
00:19:33,952 --> 00:19:35,253
Wow.
414
00:19:35,287 --> 00:19:36,889
I've never thought about it that way.
415
00:19:36,922 --> 00:19:38,656
Come on. Let's go home.
416
00:19:38,690 --> 00:19:40,092
You're not going anywhere!
417
00:19:40,125 --> 00:19:41,926
This is for killing my husband...
418
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:44,896
I mean flusband!
419
00:19:50,602 --> 00:19:52,504
We're back at the beginning?
420
00:19:52,537 --> 00:19:54,773
Ugh! I can't believe this shit.
421
00:19:54,806 --> 00:19:56,342
Welcome to... Ugh!
422
00:19:56,375 --> 00:19:58,344
Honey, it's gonna be okay.
423
00:19:58,376 --> 00:20:00,178
We live in this labyrinth now.
424
00:20:00,211 --> 00:20:01,512
It's not so bad down here.
425
00:20:01,546 --> 00:20:02,949
Let's get some snacks.
426
00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:06,518
Snacks? This is all garbage.
427
00:20:06,550 --> 00:20:08,820
It leads to the snacks.
428
00:20:14,893 --> 00:20:17,429
You got us out of the labyrinth!
429
00:20:17,461 --> 00:20:19,131
Dad, this is amazing!
430
00:20:19,739 --> 00:20:21,634
No, no. We're just getting snacks.
431
00:20:21,666 --> 00:20:23,234
Now, who wants some Takis?
432
00:20:23,268 --> 00:20:24,769
Dad, we're out of the labyrinth.
433
00:20:24,802 --> 00:20:26,938
You did it! You saved us!
434
00:20:26,971 --> 00:20:28,406
I did? Wait!
435
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:30,875
I did! I won!
436
00:20:30,908 --> 00:20:35,046
♪ Oh, the taste of your lips,
I'm on a ride ♪
437
00:20:35,079 --> 00:20:37,715
♪ You're toxic, I'm slippin' under ♪
438
00:20:37,749 --> 00:20:39,385
♪ With a taste of a poison paradise ♪
439
00:20:39,417 --> 00:20:42,053
Grunklebean! You've alive!
440
00:20:42,086 --> 00:20:44,155
Of course. That's just how I sleep.
441
00:20:44,189 --> 00:20:47,125
♪ Don't you know that you're toxic? ♪
442
00:20:47,158 --> 00:20:49,227
♪ And I love what you do ♪
443
00:20:49,260 --> 00:20:50,596
♪ Don't you know that you're toxic? ♪
444
00:20:50,628 --> 00:20:51,963
Is it a problem
445
00:20:51,997 --> 00:20:53,899
that all these monsters
are getting loose?
446
00:20:53,932 --> 00:20:55,000
Probably.
447
00:20:55,032 --> 00:20:58,169
Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
448
00:20:58,202 --> 00:20:59,939
Bye! Have a beautiful time!
449
00:21:02,206 --> 00:21:03,975
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