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Go to him, Francesca!
Get in his truck!
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Get in his truck
and run away with him!
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Damn!
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These stupid books never
end the way I want them to!
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Lieutenant! - Sir!
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Rewrite this book so that
Francesca runs off with Robert!
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What?! That's not
in my job description!
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But they should be together.
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"Sally, make dinner".
"Sally, do the laundry".
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"Sally, rewrite this
international best-seller".
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You know, there's something
about doing this crappy job
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day in and day out that
makes me want to kill myself.
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And you.
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Well, Sally, I'm tired
of hearing you complain.
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I mean I'm not appreciated..
- Shut up!
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All Righty.
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No, Sally, no.
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I mean,
I have a difficult job too.
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I think that you should shut up.
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What is your job...
exactly?
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I am the sponge.
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I know many things.
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Like what, oh great sponge?
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Okay.
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Like how many bags of trash do
our neighbours produce per week.
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What are Barney's friends names?
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His real friends.
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How many licks does it take to
get to the center of a marble!
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You don't know.
Do you?
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Well, he's got you there.
- Yeah, he sure does.
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But..um Harry? I do all the shopping,
cooking, cleaning,
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banking and the killing
of all spiders!
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Ha, spiders!
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Spiders are more afraid
of us than we are of them.
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Harry, there's a spider on your neck.
- Get it off!
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Get it off!
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Very funny.
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You could never handle my job!
- I could do it with my eyes closed.
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You do everything
with your eyes closed.
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Okay, okay big guy.
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What do you say
you and I trade jobs?
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All right Sally.
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I accept your challenge.
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Okay...
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I know this is silly, but...
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do you think Mary would
jump in the truck of some...
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rugged, bridge
loving photographer?
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Aah, probably.
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How can you say that?!
- Because your relationship is so boring
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Boring?! We're
passionate, unpredictable.
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We're wild! wild I tell you! just wild!
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I mean, let's see...
tonight's Wednesday,
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you go to her house, you
watch "jeopardy," then the wheel..
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Eight fiftenn delivery
from the bamboo garden.
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And two videos:
Robert Redford and Pauly shore.
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But which to watch first?
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Pauly shore!
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But not always!
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Okay, always.
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Hello, my love.
- Hi.
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Whatcha doing?
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Dick, I have 15 papers to grade
this afternoon, so please.
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Very well.
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Mary? You think we're still an
exciting couple, don't you?
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Mm-hmm.
Good.
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Because for some reason,
Sally said that we were boring.
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Mary...
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suppose a rugged,
Italian woman with a camera
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appeared in a pick-up and
gave me the old "honk and wave.
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I shouldn't jump in her truck
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and drive off
with her, should I?
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Mm-hmm.
- No!
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What?!
- We are boring, aren't we?!
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Well, we might be
in a little rut.
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How about we do something special tonight?
- Okay.
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You come over, we'll watch
"jeopardy" and "the wheel",
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and we can order
from the bamboo garden.
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Yum.
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Hi, would you like to try
a new fat-free pizza nibbler?
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Ooh!
"Tasty, tasty pizza treat!"
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I used to watch a lot of TV.
- Mm-hmm.
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No, I'm sorry, lady.
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Only the best for my family.
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It's my job, you know.
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Agua-la-vista,
baby.
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Oh, hi!
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Give up? Shopping's not as
easy as you thought it was, huh?
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Actually, I'm great at it.
And check out these values.
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Skinny bar, fat bar,
fat bar, fat bar,
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skinny bar, fat bar,
dollar twenty six.
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You cracked the bar code?
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Yeah.
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Oh, hi guys!
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Hey, look what
I was doing today.
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Crossword puzzle.
- Cool.
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What's a "digfa"?
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Um, apparently it's
the capital of France.
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But, um...
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you know that sign on
the back of the TV that says...
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"risk of electrical shock.
Do not open"?
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Well, they're not feeding you guys
a line of crap. I mean...
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wow.
- Yeah.
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So how was your day?
- Not as exciting.
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Tommy.
- It was great!
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August won the Rutherford
county essay contest!
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And I was so surprised because,
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I won last year too and no
one's ever won two years in a row.
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I'm so proud.
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I'm gonna go call my mom.
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I can't take it, Sally.
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Everything about her
is so perfect.
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You want me
to mess her up a little?
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No.
- Please?
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I'm caged here!
All I'm killing is time!
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Oh, hi, Dick.
How was your day?
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Ohh, great!
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What?
- Oh, I can't keep up the facade.
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You were right! The thrill is gone!
- Oh.
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Mary and I
used to be like champagne.
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Fresh and bubbly.
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But now, we've been
uncorked too long.
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We're Luke warm, flat.
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Collecting flies.
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And there's a cigarette butt
floating in us.
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Oh.
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Shh, shh, I'm hiding.
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Why, what's happening?
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Who are you?
- I'm the lusty farmhand.
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Oh, everybody, this is Charlie.
- Hi, folks.
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Charlie brought the magic
back into my life.
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That's gotta be her fifth
magician this year.
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Magic.
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The first time I saw Mary,
it was magic.
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But now the rabbit just...
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sits in his hat.
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- Nina?
- I'm on my break.
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Oh, that's all right, I don't mind.
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00:08:06,284 --> 00:08:07,958
It's about
Dr. Albright and me.
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Oh, don't involve me
in that freak show.
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Things have changed between us
and I don't know why.
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Okay, what are you
doing differently?
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Uhm that's just it, nothing.
Same movies... same take-out,
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same as it ever was.
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Wait, there's an article
right here on that very thing.
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Oh, what luck.
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Here, all the wisdom you seek, and
ten new ways to show off your breasts.
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Ah-ha!
10 sure-fire tips
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on bringing
your lukewarm love life
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back to a boil.
Yes.
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Now...
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showing off my breasts.
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Mary: then the high priestess is carried
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- into a mud-thatched
roof hut where...
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- for seven days
and seven nights she's...
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oh, oh!
Thank you, Karen.
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What are you doing?
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I'm boiling our love by
surprising you in your workplace.
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- Dick!
- And I've done some shaving.
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Somewhere on my body you
will discover a tufted heart.
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- Leon: oh, god.
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Leon! Two classes? Isn't
that a tad weighty for you?
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- Dr. Solomon.
- Yes, Dr. Albright?
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Get out.
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But I have something important
to casually mention
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- that may re-ignite our relationship.
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What?
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- I'm not wearing any panties.
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You have lost your mind.
- No, Mary!
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I just want us to be
the way we were,
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the greatest lovers in history!
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Dick, put your panties
back on and sit down!
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We're fine! There's
nothing wrong with us.
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Our relationship is normal.
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I don't want normal,
I want ceaseless joy
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and never-ending passion
like romeo and Juliet!
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They both wound up dead.
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00:10:06,942 --> 00:10:08,949
- Antony and Cleopatra.
- Dead.
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Well that couple
from "wuthering heights".
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Insane and dead.
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00:10:12,466 --> 00:10:14,347
F. Scott Fitzgerald
and Zelda.
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Drunk, insane and dead.
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00:10:16,417 --> 00:10:18,417
Kristan und de Soldierr?
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Ah-ha!
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Ziegfried and Roy!
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Okay, one.
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Well, here you go, Tommy.
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A bowl of crunchy flakes
in skim milk.
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This is a bowl of cold goo.
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That's right. Because in an
effort to be more efficient,
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I prepared breakfast last night.
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And for you, Sally,
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a hot cup of steaming Java.
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Since when did relationships
become so much work?
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Coffee, Dick?
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No.
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What is it with this planet?
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Nothing ever stays fixed.
Everything is in a constant state of decay.
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00:11:12,124 --> 00:11:14,585
It's this damn gravity.
It brings everything down!
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Got to get the magic back!
But how?!
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00:11:19,299 --> 00:11:21,585
I need some guidance,
some mentor.
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Someone who can teach me
the fine art of romance.
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00:11:23,982 --> 00:11:25,664
But who?
Who?!
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00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:27,045
Hi, hi, hi.
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00:11:28,529 --> 00:11:30,417
Do you have anything
for rope burns?
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00:11:39,126 --> 00:11:40,555
I'm so glad you kids
could join us.
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00:11:40,610 --> 00:11:41,832
Oh, the pleasure's ours.
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00:11:42,179 --> 00:11:45,662
Thank you for letting us be the two
little flies on your wall of love.
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Right, Mary?
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Aren't you gonna eat
your fat, pookey?
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00:11:53,085 --> 00:11:54,085
No.
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- Come on, boom-boom, let's shake it!
- Yeah.
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Just think...
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that could be us in 10 years.
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Yeah.
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- Come on, Mary, let's shake it.
- I'd rather not.
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- Oh, come on! Come on!
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Let's break out of this rut,
rekindle the fire.
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Eat my fat, pookey.
Eat my fat.
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00:12:15,267 --> 00:12:16,553
No, I couldn't.
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I guess the magic is gone.
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00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,957
No, the magic's not gone!
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Let's go back to your place
and I'll prove it.
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00:12:24,259 --> 00:12:25,259
Really?
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00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:28,997
Really.
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Relaxed?
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- Very.
- Good.
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00:12:50,624 --> 00:12:52,775
Because it's time
for a little bedtime story.
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"Finally, his eyes came to rest
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upon the lush, mossy valley
from whence all pleasure spread."
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What are you reading to me?
A hiking guide?
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Shh.
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"She succumbed to him.
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And like a Lilly unfolding
to morning's first light,
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gave herself over to the
pollinating bee of earthly pleasure."
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00:13:39,883 --> 00:13:42,056
Yeah, hi. Can I please speak with Oprah?
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This is Sally Solomon.
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A viewer.
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00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:52,806
Oh, don't give me that B.S.!
She's not on vacation,
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she's right there...
I can see her on my Tv!
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00:13:54,470 --> 00:13:57,506
What do you think I am,
stupid?! Hello?
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00:13:59,286 --> 00:14:01,824
Life of a sponge isn't easy
as it looks, is it, Sally?
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00:14:02,512 --> 00:14:05,076
No, I'm not giving up. Even
if Oprah won't talk to me.
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00:14:05,617 --> 00:14:07,518
Well, you know,
one thing I learned?
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00:14:07,558 --> 00:14:09,711
Television always
goes better with food.
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00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:13,167
Um, what is this, Harry?
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00:14:13,198 --> 00:14:14,198
Ice cream.
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00:14:16,210 --> 00:14:18,305
You know, I'm really
enjoying your job, Sally.
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00:14:18,407 --> 00:14:20,613
Oh, and I discovered
another terrific household tip.
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00:14:20,829 --> 00:14:23,053
If you lay the dirty dishes
in the Muller's backyard,
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their dog'll just
clean them right up for you.
251
00:14:27,678 --> 00:14:30,835
And now, the winner of the
Rutherford county essay contest
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for the second year in a row,
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August Lefler.
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I think Baudelaire said it best.
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Mary, I think I've figured out why
we're so incredibly tedious together.
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Well, we're not
tedious together.
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Mary, don't you see?
We used to be new.
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Uncharted territory.
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But now I've read
every page in the Mary book.
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- Is that right?
- Mm-hmm.
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Sadly, yes.
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There are volumes
about me you don't know.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Face it, Mary,
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I've checked your footnotes,
combed your stacks,
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thumbed your index.
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There are no surprises left.
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Is that right?
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Where are we, grandma's house?
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Yeah, this is side of you
I've never seen before.
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The evening's young.
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- What is this?!
- You've never been to a kegger?!
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Stay close and follow my lead.
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You're funny.
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He can't hear you, Sally.
Trust me.
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Where's that remote?
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Harry, I can't feel my butt.
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I can't feel my butt!
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- You just have
28-Hour keister.
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I can't take it anymore, Harry.
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Please, give me my life back!
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No.
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Give me the vacuum, Harry.
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Just put it down and walk away.
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No! No!
It's mine!
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- Don't be a fool, Harry. Give it over!
- No!
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No, a Deal's a deal!
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Aaaahhhh Spider!
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You want me to kill
the spider, Harry?
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Huh? Just give me the vacuum
and I'll kill the spider.
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I can kill the spider Sally, I've
been practicing with grapes.
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Okay, here's the deal.
Grapes don't have eight legs.
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- And they don't jump!
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You did it, Harry.
Oh my god, you won.
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Yes, I did.
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Poor little spider!
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I hope he doesn't have kids!
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It's over, Harry.
It's okay.
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Sally's here.
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Sally's back.
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Sally's back.
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I can't believe you just
at there like everyone else.
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- You didn't even try
to help me.
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August,
ever since I've known you,
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you've always been
so together...
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What?
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Well, it's just
everything you say
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and everything you do and
everything you are is so perfect,
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and up there was the first
time I ever saw you actually be...
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human.
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You know, that's what
I'm looking for in a woman.
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Perfect?
Me?
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I just got a "c-"
in phys ed
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'cause I can't lift
my own body weight.
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I bite my nails. I have a
lousy sense of direction.
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And this nose is not
exactly Cindy Crawford's.
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- You're right. It hooks a little
to the left there... - So...
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- I am not perfect.
- Certainly are not.
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Good.
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Huh? why stop at the nose?
I mean, you're...
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stop at the nose.
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Niner.
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One-eyed Jack. Bug,
you've got a pair showing.
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I can't help it.
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- I'm out.
- In.
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- I'm out.
- Read 'em and weep.
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Good bye, underwear.
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Leon, you still got
your socks on, buddy!
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My feet get cold.
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Seven card stud.
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- You in?
- I've got nothing left to lose.
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- Get me a beer?
- Uh...
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I'd rather not.
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So you glad
we tried something new?
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Not really.
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In fact, it made me
uncomfortable and cold.
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And kind of shrivelly.
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I guess we have to accept
the inevitable...
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things will never be new again.
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But I'm strong enough to go on.
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And on, and on, and on..
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Excuse me.
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- Mary!
- I said excuse me.
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No.
No, it's fine.
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I've never heard you
do that before.
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Do you realize what this means?
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Beef and broccoli?
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Yes, but so much more!
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Don't you see, it didn't
bother you. And it didn't bother me.
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Well, good, 'cause
there's another one on the way.
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It's the best possible sign.
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We've entered a new phase.
It's like you said,
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relationships change.
We've become...
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comfortable with each other.
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It's as if you've
trumpeted the dawn of our new era!
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- So, what do you want to do tomorrow?
- This.
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- You?
- This!
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- Oh, Mary!
- Ohh ohhhhh!
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Was that you or me?
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- Does it matter?
- No.
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I'm sorry, little spider.
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If I could trade places
with you...
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I would.
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God, this is so hard!
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