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Hey, guys. It's me.

So, tomorrow begins
the trial of the millennium.

It's pretty obvious
that Gory Dory is guilty,

so why are we even
having this trial?

She should be in jail!

And not to be sexist,
but she's pretty ugly,

and she looks like a liberal.

And I'll be interested to see
if she ever shuts up!

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♪ Obedear, the sky is low ♪

So, this is what I was thinking
for the first day.

It's super professional,
and it matches

with this suit for Drew!

Yeah, I just feel like,
you know, we're gonna look like

some sort of brother-sister
cartoon freaks if we match.

You know what, Cassidy?
Why don't we take

the responsibility
off your shoulders

of dressing us up
like little dolls

and focus
on your opening statement,

which I, for one,
would love to hear.

Mm.
[ Chuckles ]

Well, this is about
us coaching you,

not the other way around.

What's the big deal?

Let's just hear
your statement.

Are you not prepared?

Maybe I just don't like
being put on the spot.

Well, that's what court is.

Right?

So, come on.

Practice.

Fine.

Okay. Oh, God.

So, imagine, if you will,

a little girl on a playground...

swinging on a swing.

Okay, um, I'm sorry,
I hate this.

It's not cheesy,
but it just feels like it is,

because I feel like
I'm under a microscope,

in my own home.

Um, and then there were these
small changes in her persona--

Sorry, I'm just gonna
take that line again.

Um, and after that, I noticed
changes in her person--

I'm sorry.
I'm just in my head.

I'm usually so amazing
at learning lines.

I just -- It's just very weird
playing myself.

Totally. But remember, you don't
have to be perfect up there.

You're a human being.

You have every right
to be nervous.

Well, it kind of does
have to be perfect, alright?

So, you know,
I guess I would just ask

for you to just deal
with the pressure.

Okay.

Hey, gang.

We're gearing up for
a long, hard battle,

and the one gift we can
give ourselves is sleep.

Sleep.

Uh, thanks, Bob.
Have a good night.

You know, my best friend died
five years ago and...

changed the course
of my life.

I'm sorry to hear about
your friend, Bob.

Life. Live it.

Exploit it.

Take it by the neck
and choke it.

You get out of this mess,
you guys are gonna be so lucky.

And when you are,
do something.

Change the world.

Or just, you know, sit back
and make some cash, at least.

Good night.

Charlie! Hi!
[ Chuckles ]

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Um, I'm a guest
on Charlie Reeny's show.

Do you know
where I can find her?

Elliott Goss.

[ Chuckling ]
Hi!

Oh, my goodness!

Hello!

How are you?!

I'm glad you finally decided
to come on my show.

Oh, well, thank you so much
for having me.

I've seen enough clips
of your show to know

that you don't often have
the gay coastal elite

on as guests, so...

I always like to ask
before we start,

are there any
no-fly zones?

I try and respect
my guests' privacy.

Yes. Um, I tend to be very quiet
about my failures,

so if you don't mind, please
don't mention my book deal,

which recently crumbled.

I'm just here to discuss
my friends, so...

-Loud and clear.
-Cool.

Well, I haven't gotten
into hair and makeup yet,

so I'll see you on set.

Okay.

This is so fun!

Thank y--

Where do I go?

[ All clamoring indistinctly ]

Oh, my God.

Gory Dory, are you
a cold-blooded killer?!

Drew, did she
make you do it?!

Get back!
Nothing, nothing!

[ All shouting indistinctly ]

Get away from me, you animals!

Get back!

Girl:
I love you, Drew!

Please rise.

The United States District Court

for the Southern District
of New York is now in session.

The Honorable Judge
Xavier Hellerman presiding.

Please be seated.

This is the United States

vs. Dory Sief and Drew Gardner.

Counsel, are you
ready to proceed?

-Yes.
-Yes.

Deputy, let's invite the jury.

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[ Whispering ]
Dory...

I'm really scared.

Before we begin, may I just
relay to the court

that I was recently diagnosed

with a very rare
autoimmune condition

called Poppy Gillies disease,

which gravely affects
my metabolism.

There may be times
in this courtroom

when I may be
continuously snacking,

as my life depends on it.

I now ask the prosecution
to give their opening statement.

Good morning.

Day one...

of many, of many.

Well, you know what?
I'd like to start

by painting you
a little picture.

It's a cool...

breezy May afternoon.

And a little girl sits on
the swings, on the playground.

Only this little girl
doesn't feel like playing today.

Something inside of her knows...

that somewhere in Montreal,

just five hours north
of where she sits,

her father, Keith Isaac Powell,

is being violently murdered

by a young, attractive,
privileged couple.

This man did not deserve to die,

especially at the hands
of a couple of Millennials

looking for a thrill-kill!

Dory Sief is an attractive
woman, all right?

But with that attractiveness
came sexual confidence.

Mm. Sounds good.

But that turned into
sexual deviance.

She revealed to her...
submissive boyfriend

that she was having an affair

and then coerced him to just
dutifully abandon all morality

just to satisfy her.

[ Sighs ]

And we have undeniable proof

against that privileged couple.

Proof that they were in Montreal

on the grounds
where Keith was murdered.

Hair samples, fingerprints,

such extensive DNA
from the crime scene.

We have so much evidence,

that, frankly, you're gonna
get real tired of it.

If we allow these two

morally repugnant
abusers of privilege off,

well, you know
what you're doing?

You're letting
an entire generation off.

If we enable this entitlement

to the degree of murder,

I ask you,

what kind of world
are our children growing up in?

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And, more importantly...

♪♪

...what kind of world
do you want to live in?

Oh, my God!

-[ Groaning ]
-Can we get some paper towels!

Mm-hmm.

I, too, feel sick.

-Oh.
-Here.

This is bad.

This is so bad.

-All right.
-Ugh!

Oh, God. I'm so sorry.

Yeah, I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Uh, just want
to say sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Now for the defense's
opening statements.

Okay.

Good afternoon, everyone.

Members of the jury...

fellow attorneys, et al.
Umm...

In an unpredictable coincidence,

my opening statement also began

with imagery of a young girl
on a playground.

It was different,
but not different enough

for me to want
to still do it, so...

Um, here comes
some improvisation,

so...

Hmph.

This question is for the ladies
in the room!

Have you ever felt,

while walking down
the street at night,

that there was someone
behind you, watching you?

I'm sure you've had
this experience.

And I know for a fact
that my client Dory Sief has.

She was trying to make
the world a better place.

She was trying to be
a good person.

She was actually trying
to save her friend

Chantal Witherbottom,

who, to her knowledge,
was in serious trouble.

Now, along the way,
she met a man,

"Keith Powell,"
whom she befriended.

Mr. Powell developed feelings
for my client,

which she indulged

with the permission
of her understanding boyfriend.

However, when the time came

for Dory to end things
with Keith,

he did not take it well.

He put a tracking device
on her phone

and followed her to Montreal

in a dangerous fit.

So it's obvious
that the question then becomes

who followed Keith to Montreal

and committed
this terrible crime?

My client is not a murderer.

She is a victim.

She is a victim of circumstance,

and she is a victim
of the patriarchy,

as are we all.

Mr. Powell was
an immoral predator

who wanted to harass my client.

And I'm proud of her
for not retaliating

in the face of that harassment.

I'm proud of her
for not even being aware

of his murder at all.

And I am proud of her

for being a resilient, brave,

modern woman.

Thank you.

And thank you...all.

What?

Man: Camera.
And we're back from commercial

in 3, 2, 1.

Hi. You're watching "Open Fire
with Charlie Reeny."

My name is Charlie Reeny,

and I have a hot show
for you today.

It's the first day of trial
in the Gory Dory murder case,

and joining me today
is lifelong friend

of the murderous couple,
defense witness

and gay rights activist
Elliott Goss.

[ Chuckles ] Uh, I wouldn't
necessarily call myself that.

I'm certainly a friend
of the movement,

but I've never been
to a march in my life.

So, Elliott, before we get into
how you and your friends

represent absolutely
everything that's wrong

-with young liberals...
-Mm.

...I wanted to give you a chance
to plug your book.

Okay.
[ Chuckles ]

What's shocking?

The fact that you squandered
the only chance you had

at a real career
by having writer's block,

or the fact that my producer's
niece can draw this well?

I know what I was
trying to say,

and it's that
that is not my book.

-It looks just like you.
-Well, it's not my book.

And I didn't write --
It's -- It's --

Blond hair, blue eyes?

My turn.

Help me up, please.

Ohh!
Whew!

Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury.

Your Honor.

Cassidy brought up
some very interesting points

that I'm sure resonate

with many people
around the world.

The prosecution, well,
what was she talking about?

I tried to follow it.

I don't know
what she was saying.

They both told stories,

but I am gonna talk
about the evidence,

because if there's one thing
I'm completely confident of

is that my client,
Eddie, is innocent.

[ Whispering ]
Eddie?! Who's Eddie?

Oh, uh --

It's -- Bob, it's Drew.

Drew! Drew!

Drew is innocent.

[ Chuckles ]

Do you ever have
one of those days?

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Charlie: You cannot hire
any women taller than me.

End of discussion.
She's 5'7". I'm 5'6".

Do the fuckin' work.

Are you okay?

You look beat up.

I'm sorry. I just didn't
quite expect this from you,

not as a guest
in your own house.

Babe, that's the game.

Do you like watching
polite TV? No.

[ Chuckles ]
You like watching good TV.

Man:
And we're back in 3, 2, 1.

Welcome back to "Open Fire
with Charlie Reeny."

I'm your host, Charlie Reeny.
And joining me today

is the man who helped
his friends bury a body,

Elliott Goss.

[ Sniffs ]

I'm sorry.

-Did you fart?
-What?

[ Chuckling ]
Oh, my God!

I can't believe that much smell
came out of you.

I mean, you are too tiny
to make that much smell.

It's sick!

People, I didn't fart.

Oh, God. Oh, God.

Yeah, you guys -- Right?
You, too?

Yeah, even the producers
can smell it.

It's thatdisgusting.

Did you --
Oh, my God.

Did you eat
an old ostrich egg?

I don't fart!

I don't fart!

Your Honor, I would like
to call the witness

Portia Davenport
to the stand, please.

[ Spectators murmur ]

Raise your right hand.

Do you swear or affirm

that the testimony
you are about to give

will be the truth,
the whole truth,

and nothing but the truth?

Yes, I-I do.

-Please be seated.
-Okay.

-Good morning.
-Good morning.

How is it
that you, uh, know

the defendants, Dory Sief
and Drew Gardner?

Um, well, I met
Dory in college.

[ Chuckling ] And it's actually
a funny story.

It always makes me laugh.

It's way too long
to tell you guys,

but I'll just say
that it involves

me locking myself out
of my dorm room totally naked

and then having to wait
in Dory's dorm room

until someone
unlocked mine.

And, actually,
that is the entire story.

And then she met Drew,

and we all became good buds.

But they weren't
very good buds

on the night of May 26th,
now, were they?

No.

In a testimony
that you made to police,

you stated,

Quote: "I stopped dry-humping
with the Frenchman

and went downstairs
to get a glass of water.

When I got to the kitchen,
I discovered my friends

stuffing Keith's body
into a zebra-print suitcase.

They convinced me
to bury the suitcase with them.

I still have nightmares
every night."

Do you still stand by
this statement, Portia?

Yes, I do.

Now, you've known Dory
intimately

for a long time,
would you say?

How would you
describe her?

Well, my answer is
kind of changing lately.

Um, but if you had asked me
before all this,

oh, man.

I would say
Dory is so nice.

And she's
such a good friend

and very creative
and introspective.

But how would you
describe her now?

[ Voice breaking ]
I don't really know what's real

and what's not real with her.

After this whole era,
it's sort of my opinion

that she really resents

that she just doesn't
have a sense of self.

And now that I'm sitting here
thinking about it,

I didn't ever want
to even look for Chantal.

I just did it
because I loved my friend,

and I was very worried
about her mental health,

and I wanted to be
a good friend.

But then it kept getting
bigger and bigger,

and she just dragged me
into these problems

that I don't think I deserved
to be dragged into.

And then Keith dies,
and it's like

she could have kept me
out of it, and she just didn't.

I just think it's horrible
of her, and I think that...

she doesn't care about me
and she never did,

or something like that.

What a betrayal.

You thin-lipped,
baby-killing,

under-funded
pride parade!

You book-burning gas chamber
with penis envy!

-Commie!
-Fascist!

-Faggot!!
-[ Gasps ]

Whore!

Well, that's all the time
we have today

on "Open Fire
with Charlie Reeny."

I'm Charlie Reeny
reminding you

that the Second Amendment
is never going away.

♪♪

Man: And we're out.

That was incredible.
That's the most fun
I've ever had in my life.

-You're a genius.
-No, no, no.

Youare a genius.

Portia, is there anything
that maybe you would like to add

that you think might be helpful
for the jury to hear today?

Yes.

I would like to add...

that while I was coerced
into burying the body,

I sensed in her no remorse.

She was hostile

and, to be frank,
full of vitriol.

Wow. So very traumatic.

Your Honor, I --
I have no further questions.

Miss Davenport.

-Hi.
-Hi.

Can I ask you a question?

Do you wear contact lenses?

I do.

And what is your prescription
in each eye?

My left eye is a six,

and my right eye,
I believe, is a seven.

Well, I'd like to do
a little eye test with you.

-You want take me -- these out?
-Yeah, take your contacts out.

Take your time.
[ Both whispering indistinctly ]

-Okay.
-Excuse me!

-No, shh!
-Miss Diamond and Miss Sief,

you're distracting
your own defense.

I am so sorry, Your Honor.

Um, Bob?

Oh. What?

I know, but...

[ Whispering ]
I want you to sit down and rest,

and I'm gonna take over.

Okay.

I am so sorry
for this disruption, everyone.

But I would just like to ask
the court stenographer

if you could please read back
Portia's earlier statement

regarding my client's
behavior toward her

the night of the alleged burial.

Stenographer: "While I was
coerced into burying the body,

I sensed in her no remorse.
She was hostile

and, to be frank,
full of vitriol."

Mm.

Mm. [ Smacking lips ]

That's -- That's a word.

I need to use that word
more often.

Do you use
that word a lot?

Yeah, I...

personally feel like
it is just very important

as a woman
to have a diverse vocabulary.

Would you be a dear
and would you define it

for some of the members
of the jury

who might not be
very familiar with it?

Mm-hmm. I can.

It's, um...

Uh -- Well, it would be,
like --

V-Vitriol,
the definition of vitriol.

It is something
that you are very full of.

It's a quality.

It's a -- And it's
a negative quality.

Wow. Could you put it
in a sentence for me?

Mm-hmm. Yes.

Um, let me think.

Uh, I have one.

Um, "Dory was full
of vitriol."

Oh, new sentence,
please.

Some people are always
full of vitriol.

Mm, that's a suspiciously
similar sentence.

You know, and it kind of
makes me wonder

who would use a word
like "vitriol."

Dare I say it was
coached into you?

Is that true?

What? No.
I don't know.

I didn't, like, come up
with that word.

But I could tell you
probably what it means.

This feels very mean!

Yeah, I would be interested
to go back and see

how often in the transcript
of your confession

with the police,
did you come up with the details

or did the police
get really creative?

Better question,

is your baby-blue existence
in this courtroom

due to the fact that you were
coerced by the police

into agreeing
with the fabricated lies?

-Objection.
-Sustained.

That's okay.
Don't worry, Polly.

I'm finished, because it's clear
to everyone in this courtroom

what's going on right about now.

[ Whispering ]
You coached her.

-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

♪♪

[ Crunch, glass clinking ]

[ Whimpering ]

[ Screaming ]

Mom!

Help! Mommy!

[ Camera shutter clicking ]

[ Continues screaming ]

[ Continues screaming ]
♪ Did I ♪

♪ Hear you screaming? ♪

Mommy, help me, please! Mommy!
♪ Did I see ♪

♪ You dancing? ♪

♪ Did you see ♪

♪ That boy crying? ♪

♪ I saw him ♪

♪ I'm not laughing ♪