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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:41,121 --> 00:00:46,121 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:01:24,651 --> 00:01:25,993 Hm. 3 00:01:25,995 --> 00:01:27,627 Hello, Ros. 4 00:01:30,634 --> 00:01:32,744 How's that novel you're working on? 5 00:01:32,746 --> 00:01:36,331 It's okay, if you like scrumpled pieces of paper in a bin. 6 00:01:37,579 --> 00:01:39,339 You just haven't found your story yet. 7 00:01:44,203 --> 00:01:45,771 What's this one about? 8 00:01:46,954 --> 00:01:48,553 Um... 9 00:01:48,555 --> 00:01:51,435 Oh, kids, magic... 10 00:01:52,747 --> 00:01:54,634 Wishes that cause trouble. 11 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:58,664 Sounds a bit young. 12 00:01:58,666 --> 00:02:01,131 Oh, no one's too old for wishes. 13 00:02:03,051 --> 00:02:04,393 Let's go, monkey. 14 00:02:04,395 --> 00:02:06,187 Oh, no, no. No charge. 15 00:02:07,147 --> 00:02:08,329 Thank you. 16 00:02:10,059 --> 00:02:12,841 Is that gel in your hair? 17 00:02:12,843 --> 00:02:14,825 Come on, we're in a rush. Why? 18 00:02:14,827 --> 00:02:16,712 It looks weird. 19 00:02:16,714 --> 00:02:18,763 - How weird? - Really weird. 20 00:02:29,770 --> 00:02:31,720 There you are! 21 00:02:31,722 --> 00:02:33,736 You are coming with me, young lady. 22 00:02:33,738 --> 00:02:35,496 - I'm busy. - Busy? 23 00:02:35,498 --> 00:02:37,769 This is not busy. 24 00:02:37,771 --> 00:02:39,529 I'm making friends. 25 00:02:39,531 --> 00:02:41,641 You said I should make friends, right? 26 00:02:41,643 --> 00:02:44,425 Friends? This is not what a friend looks like. 27 00:02:44,427 --> 00:02:48,904 This... this is a mugshot on the six o'clock news. 28 00:02:48,906 --> 00:02:50,216 You're lucky I don't call the cops. 29 00:02:50,218 --> 00:02:52,363 Go ahead. Any luck, I'll get deported. 30 00:03:01,131 --> 00:03:03,400 Robbie... 31 00:03:03,402 --> 00:03:05,322 I thought I asked you to pack! 32 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:08,106 What good is that? 33 00:03:09,451 --> 00:03:11,305 What are you thinking about wearing for underpants? 34 00:03:11,307 --> 00:03:14,024 Because those games cartridges are not gonna supply adequate coverage. 35 00:03:14,026 --> 00:03:15,818 Come on, bit of action, please! 36 00:03:36,651 --> 00:03:39,080 I just don't know what's wrong with you, Smash. 37 00:03:39,082 --> 00:03:41,992 I've got a good mind not to take you on this vacation at all. 38 00:03:41,994 --> 00:03:44,264 So don't. Take me somewhere good. 39 00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:46,760 - Like back home. - We are home. 40 00:03:46,762 --> 00:03:50,089 This sucky little country? Have you seen what they eat? 41 00:03:50,091 --> 00:03:52,681 Mushy peas. They eat mushy peas, Mom. 42 00:03:53,739 --> 00:03:55,176 And they drive on the left! 43 00:03:56,362 --> 00:03:57,994 Oh, my gosh, you almost killed us! 44 00:04:01,515 --> 00:04:04,936 You're gonna absolutely love this place, guys, I promise. 45 00:04:04,938 --> 00:04:07,145 - Is there a phone signal? - I hope not. 46 00:04:07,147 --> 00:04:09,800 Imagine that, Robbie? All that peace and tranquility. 47 00:04:09,802 --> 00:04:11,209 Romping in the dunes. 48 00:04:11,211 --> 00:04:15,562 And there's a... there's a bit of a surprise. 49 00:04:17,258 --> 00:04:20,104 - Is there Wi-Fi? - No, there's no Wi-Fi. 50 00:04:20,106 --> 00:04:23,048 - Is that the surprise? - No. 51 00:04:23,050 --> 00:04:26,312 - It isn't a very good surprise. - Well, it's not the surprise. 52 00:04:26,314 --> 00:04:29,929 What if mum wants to phone us? What if she's having a crisis? 53 00:04:29,931 --> 00:04:32,778 Mummy's a big girl, she can look after herself. 54 00:04:36,171 --> 00:04:38,890 Robbie, if you play that thing all the way, you're gonna be sick. 55 00:04:48,331 --> 00:04:51,176 See? I've been packed for weeks. 56 00:04:51,178 --> 00:04:53,192 I did mention we're going to the British coast, right? 57 00:04:53,194 --> 00:04:54,632 You are, maybe. 58 00:04:54,634 --> 00:04:56,648 This is my luggage for the Seychelles, 59 00:04:56,650 --> 00:04:58,792 where I'm moving soon as dad makes the call. 60 00:04:58,794 --> 00:05:00,616 Smash... 61 00:05:00,618 --> 00:05:02,696 Smash, I don't think your dad is... 62 00:05:02,698 --> 00:05:04,745 Smash! Smash! 63 00:05:04,747 --> 00:05:06,536 Hey, Maudie! 64 00:05:06,538 --> 00:05:08,681 - You wanna fly? - Yeah! Fly! 65 00:05:19,914 --> 00:05:22,729 - What is this? - This is... 66 00:05:22,731 --> 00:05:24,392 It's just some sounds I'm getting in to. 67 00:05:24,394 --> 00:05:25,961 Some new ones. Gotta, uh... 68 00:05:25,963 --> 00:05:27,946 They're quite cool, these guys, actually. They're a... 69 00:05:29,707 --> 00:05:31,434 um... band. 70 00:05:32,779 --> 00:05:35,050 What do you think the surprise is gonna be? 71 00:05:36,490 --> 00:05:39,464 - Nothing good. - What if it's Mum? 72 00:05:39,466 --> 00:05:42,281 What if they're getting back together? It'd be like before. 73 00:05:42,283 --> 00:05:45,704 Long silences and emotional repression? 74 00:05:45,706 --> 00:05:49,771 Shh. Before that, when it was all all right. 75 00:06:08,203 --> 00:06:11,528 There's white sand beaches in the Seychelles, and flamingos. 76 00:06:11,530 --> 00:06:13,897 And probably tension, and civil unrest. 77 00:06:13,899 --> 00:06:15,944 There's no unrest in the Seychelles. 78 00:06:15,946 --> 00:06:18,280 Your father's there, give them time. 79 00:06:20,779 --> 00:06:22,603 What is this? 80 00:06:24,394 --> 00:06:28,424 Oh, no, you have got to be kidding me? 81 00:06:28,426 --> 00:06:31,304 What? I can cook. 82 00:06:31,306 --> 00:06:33,865 Well, I'm a mom, aren't I? 83 00:06:33,867 --> 00:06:35,593 Moms are supposed to cook. 84 00:06:35,595 --> 00:06:37,384 I don't wanna get poisoned. 85 00:06:41,226 --> 00:06:42,889 - You can't cook! - You'll see. 86 00:06:42,891 --> 00:06:44,266 You can't cook! 87 00:07:03,691 --> 00:07:06,697 So... what do you think? 88 00:07:06,699 --> 00:07:08,489 I feel sick. 89 00:07:08,491 --> 00:07:10,216 Just keep calm, deep breaths. 90 00:07:10,218 --> 00:07:13,066 In through the nose, out through the mouth. 91 00:07:19,722 --> 00:07:22,664 - It's coming out. - Well, try to keep it in. 92 00:07:22,666 --> 00:07:24,618 - There you go, darling. - Thanks. 93 00:07:27,850 --> 00:07:29,192 Deep breaths. 94 00:08:01,546 --> 00:08:02,506 Mum! 95 00:08:26,858 --> 00:08:28,424 Who are they? 96 00:08:30,154 --> 00:08:31,690 Let's go inside. 97 00:08:41,547 --> 00:08:43,688 Uh... 98 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:47,595 Maudie, Smash, this is David. 99 00:08:50,091 --> 00:08:53,227 Guys, I'd like you to meet Alice. 100 00:08:55,947 --> 00:08:58,025 You should know your mum talks about you girls all the time. 101 00:08:58,027 --> 00:08:59,881 Oh, what a coincidence. 102 00:08:59,883 --> 00:09:01,515 She doesn't talk about you at all. 103 00:09:07,563 --> 00:09:09,291 Why are you holding hands? 104 00:09:12,138 --> 00:09:13,866 Well, um... 105 00:09:15,915 --> 00:09:17,704 We have something to tell you. 106 00:09:17,706 --> 00:09:20,009 I feel sick. 107 00:09:20,011 --> 00:09:22,027 Ros, Robbie... 108 00:09:23,083 --> 00:09:24,872 Your dad and I, well, um... 109 00:09:24,874 --> 00:09:28,712 We've been, well, we've been, um... 110 00:09:28,714 --> 00:09:31,273 We've been seeing each other. 111 00:09:31,275 --> 00:09:33,608 That is revolting! 112 00:09:33,610 --> 00:09:37,033 - Hey, Smash. - Can we go home, please? 113 00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:39,816 Wait, when you say "seeing each other," 114 00:09:39,818 --> 00:09:42,025 you mean seeing each other? 115 00:09:42,027 --> 00:09:44,872 Look, this holiday's a great opportunity for everyone to get to know each other. 116 00:09:44,874 --> 00:09:46,987 Come on. What do you say? 117 00:09:55,306 --> 00:09:57,416 Great going, Mom. 118 00:09:57,418 --> 00:10:00,779 You ruined my life. Again. 119 00:10:01,579 --> 00:10:03,211 I'm going to my room. 120 00:10:04,714 --> 00:10:06,666 Okay. Let's go inside... 121 00:10:09,642 --> 00:10:11,722 But... but what about Mum? 122 00:10:12,907 --> 00:10:14,827 Ros, Mum's not... 123 00:10:16,683 --> 00:10:18,344 Hey! 124 00:10:18,346 --> 00:10:21,064 That's my room! I was here first! 125 00:10:21,066 --> 00:10:22,952 Are you kidding me? It's my room! 126 00:10:22,954 --> 00:10:25,035 I said get out! 127 00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:28,840 Stop it! It's my room now! 128 00:10:28,842 --> 00:10:30,281 I was here first! 129 00:10:30,283 --> 00:10:32,872 - Stop it, go away! - It's my room! 130 00:10:44,331 --> 00:10:47,082 This is my half. Stay out. 131 00:10:54,027 --> 00:10:55,945 Who brings books on a holiday? 132 00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:58,858 - People who can read. - People with no lives. 133 00:11:03,274 --> 00:11:05,258 Look at these losers. 134 00:11:06,346 --> 00:11:07,659 Get off that. 135 00:11:16,746 --> 00:11:18,377 Hey... 136 00:11:18,379 --> 00:11:20,650 Look, we're gonna make it work, for all of them. 137 00:11:21,834 --> 00:11:23,017 Yes, we are. 138 00:11:23,019 --> 00:11:24,843 - Is that...? - Yes. 139 00:11:25,963 --> 00:11:28,616 Oh! 140 00:11:28,618 --> 00:11:30,313 Get off of me! 141 00:11:31,498 --> 00:11:32,648 - You get off of me! - Stop it! 142 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:34,184 Hey! 143 00:11:34,186 --> 00:11:35,976 - Both of you, calm down. - She started it! 144 00:11:35,978 --> 00:11:38,185 - She started it! - Smash, you're just impossible. 145 00:11:38,187 --> 00:11:39,401 I don't wanna be here! 146 00:11:39,403 --> 00:11:40,776 I don't want to be here! 147 00:11:40,778 --> 00:11:42,793 Right! I have an idea. 148 00:11:42,795 --> 00:11:45,931 Why don't we all go... for a picnic? 149 00:11:53,578 --> 00:11:55,784 This place is gross. 150 00:11:55,786 --> 00:11:57,385 Smash, try to be nice. 151 00:11:57,387 --> 00:12:00,104 How? There's all this gross stuff on my shoe. 152 00:12:00,106 --> 00:12:01,385 Tell you what, why don't we play a game? 153 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:02,441 I spy with my little eye, 154 00:12:02,443 --> 00:12:05,129 something beginning with W. 155 00:12:05,131 --> 00:12:07,016 Weirdo. 156 00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:09,163 Maudie, David is not a weirdo. 157 00:12:11,083 --> 00:12:13,769 - Oh. - Hello! 158 00:12:13,771 --> 00:12:17,416 You must be the new tenants over at the cottage. 159 00:12:17,418 --> 00:12:19,657 You must be Mr. Trent from the, uh... 160 00:12:19,659 --> 00:12:22,984 The mansion? Yes, that's right, I live in a mansion. 161 00:12:22,986 --> 00:12:24,968 This is all part of my estate. 162 00:12:24,970 --> 00:12:27,370 This is, um, quite some backyard you got here. 163 00:12:29,770 --> 00:12:32,809 Oh, I'm sorry, I can't quite understand what you're saying. 164 00:12:32,811 --> 00:12:34,856 Oh! 165 00:12:34,858 --> 00:12:38,089 - Alice is American. - Ah! You're an American. 166 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,946 For a moment I thought you had a speech impediment. 167 00:12:41,418 --> 00:12:45,128 And you've got... four children! 168 00:12:45,130 --> 00:12:46,697 You have been busy, haven't you? 169 00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:49,417 Oh, no. They're not all of our... 170 00:12:49,419 --> 00:12:51,241 No, we're still getting to know each other. 171 00:12:51,243 --> 00:12:53,802 - As if we have a choice. - Smash, please. 172 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,161 And this is Alice's daughter. 173 00:12:57,163 --> 00:13:00,586 Oh, and for some reason you've called her Smash. 174 00:13:01,930 --> 00:13:03,913 How delightful. Who's the rest of the crew? 175 00:13:03,915 --> 00:13:05,674 Crash, Bang and Wallop? 176 00:13:08,074 --> 00:13:09,449 Oh, my... 177 00:13:09,451 --> 00:13:11,146 Well, that is extraordinary. 178 00:13:12,619 --> 00:13:14,249 You... 179 00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:16,201 You, don't move. 180 00:13:18,058 --> 00:13:19,114 Brilliant. 181 00:13:22,987 --> 00:13:25,609 Oh! And one of the rest of you. 182 00:13:25,611 --> 00:13:27,977 Well, better be getting back to the old mansion. 183 00:13:27,979 --> 00:13:30,538 Do let me know if you need, uh... 184 00:13:32,362 --> 00:13:34,312 - Anything? - Yeah. 185 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,425 That would go there as a noun, wouldn't it? 186 00:13:36,427 --> 00:13:38,794 Anything. Anything. Anything. 187 00:13:40,171 --> 00:13:43,304 He seems like a very interesting fellow. 188 00:13:43,306 --> 00:13:45,994 Shall we? W. 189 00:13:48,651 --> 00:13:50,312 - Anyone? - Water? 190 00:13:50,314 --> 00:13:52,328 Very good. 191 00:14:02,122 --> 00:14:05,225 Why do you call her Smash? 192 00:14:05,227 --> 00:14:07,081 Her real name's Samantha. 193 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,617 Excuse me. 194 00:14:20,619 --> 00:14:22,282 Hey. 195 00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:38,376 Hey! Give it back! 196 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,424 - You want it? - Smash. 197 00:14:40,426 --> 00:14:43,306 Hey! Give that back now, Samantha! 198 00:14:44,619 --> 00:14:47,242 - Don't call me that. - Give me that back! 199 00:14:48,234 --> 00:14:49,834 Give it back! 200 00:14:55,786 --> 00:14:57,450 Give it back! 201 00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:07,146 Smash? 202 00:15:09,098 --> 00:15:10,409 Smash, are you all right?! 203 00:15:10,411 --> 00:15:14,537 - Smash? - It's a tunnel. 204 00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:18,121 - Where does it go? - Away from you. 205 00:15:18,123 --> 00:15:19,273 We should tell someone. 206 00:15:19,275 --> 00:15:21,001 She... she might get hurt. 207 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,985 - She's got my game. - Robbie! 208 00:15:22,987 --> 00:15:24,584 Robbie, come back! 209 00:15:24,586 --> 00:15:28,170 - Wait for me! - Maudie, no. Come back. 210 00:15:28,939 --> 00:15:30,218 Oh... 211 00:15:40,171 --> 00:15:41,962 Maudie! 212 00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:45,578 Maudie! 213 00:15:49,771 --> 00:15:52,618 Maudie! Maudie, come back! 214 00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:03,722 Give it! 215 00:16:08,139 --> 00:16:10,954 - Poor little Robbie. - Give it! 216 00:16:22,699 --> 00:16:24,904 Robbie, be careful, just... 217 00:16:24,906 --> 00:16:27,915 - It's dangerous! - You wanna see dangerous? 218 00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:30,315 Smash, come down! 219 00:16:31,306 --> 00:16:33,514 You're frightening Maudie! 220 00:16:38,378 --> 00:16:41,737 Hey, Robbie Hood. Fetch. 221 00:16:41,739 --> 00:16:43,146 Smash! 222 00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:46,954 Come on, kid. What you scared of? 223 00:16:54,154 --> 00:16:55,306 Fairy? 224 00:17:16,491 --> 00:17:19,147 It's got my shoe! It's got my shoe! 225 00:17:23,146 --> 00:17:25,386 Oh, it's got my shoe! 226 00:17:47,883 --> 00:17:49,867 Run, Maudie! Run to the rocks! 227 00:17:51,019 --> 00:17:52,554 Maudie, come here, come here, come here. 228 00:18:12,010 --> 00:18:13,035 No! 229 00:18:27,850 --> 00:18:29,034 Here. 230 00:18:35,787 --> 00:18:37,736 It's coming! 231 00:18:48,555 --> 00:18:49,993 Hmm? 232 00:18:49,995 --> 00:18:52,105 What the...? 233 00:18:52,107 --> 00:18:53,768 I can hit it! Shall I hit it?! 234 00:18:53,770 --> 00:18:57,769 No! Hit her, she's hurting me! 235 00:18:57,771 --> 00:18:59,432 Did it just speak? 236 00:18:59,434 --> 00:19:02,696 Speak? That was angry shouting. 237 00:19:02,698 --> 00:19:04,777 If I was gonna speak, I would have said something like, 238 00:19:04,779 --> 00:19:06,632 "Oh! What's that?!" 239 00:19:14,410 --> 00:19:18,152 Fine, you got me. What do you want? 240 00:19:18,154 --> 00:19:19,784 My sister's shoe. 241 00:19:19,786 --> 00:19:21,544 I don't know what you're talking about. 242 00:19:21,546 --> 00:19:23,624 You stole it right off her foot. 243 00:19:23,626 --> 00:19:27,881 Anything that touches this beach is an offering to the Psammead. 244 00:19:27,883 --> 00:19:31,336 - Psammead? - Yes, hello. 245 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:34,056 I'll take most offerings, I'm not fussy. 246 00:19:34,058 --> 00:19:37,832 I know this. This is from my book, Five Children and It. 247 00:19:37,834 --> 00:19:41,225 The kids, they find this thing and it gives them wishes. 248 00:19:41,227 --> 00:19:44,936 One a day, but nothing longer than a sentence. 249 00:19:44,938 --> 00:19:46,568 But you don't want to wish. 250 00:19:46,570 --> 00:19:48,104 They never work out. 251 00:19:48,106 --> 00:19:49,993 There's consequences. 252 00:19:49,995 --> 00:19:51,433 Something unfortunate happens, 253 00:19:51,435 --> 00:19:53,545 you blame me, I get a bad name. 254 00:19:53,547 --> 00:19:55,208 Wishes are bad news. 255 00:19:55,210 --> 00:19:57,512 I wish I was the best climber in the world. 256 00:20:08,938 --> 00:20:10,249 Was that it? 257 00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:12,488 What do you mean, "was that it?" 258 00:20:12,490 --> 00:20:13,736 I nearly burst! 259 00:20:13,738 --> 00:20:16,937 So, we make a wish and you, what, make a fart? 260 00:20:16,939 --> 00:20:20,264 Magic isn't all twinkly lights and stardust, you know. 261 00:20:20,266 --> 00:20:23,240 Some of us have to work with enchanted stomach gasses. 262 00:20:23,242 --> 00:20:26,345 Now, if you'll excuse me. 263 00:20:26,347 --> 00:20:28,328 Wait! Don't go. 264 00:20:28,330 --> 00:20:30,793 Oh, yeah, we wanna wish for more farts. 265 00:20:30,795 --> 00:20:32,297 I'm sorry, 266 00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:35,048 did I make the granting of your heart's desire look easy? 267 00:20:35,050 --> 00:20:37,736 Because it isn't! It's extremely tiring! 268 00:20:37,738 --> 00:20:40,841 - And stinky. - Hmm... 269 00:20:40,843 --> 00:20:43,112 If you want a dead Psammead on your hands, 270 00:20:43,114 --> 00:20:45,673 go ahead, ask for two wishes. 271 00:20:45,675 --> 00:20:48,872 Until then, one a day is the best I can do. 272 00:20:48,874 --> 00:20:52,265 Come back tomorrow, if you survive this one. 273 00:21:05,355 --> 00:21:08,074 I want my fairy. 274 00:21:11,499 --> 00:21:12,617 Aww... 275 00:21:12,619 --> 00:21:14,410 Look, it works! 276 00:21:17,034 --> 00:21:18,666 Robbie, be careful! 277 00:21:21,195 --> 00:21:24,041 Hey! Whoa! 278 00:21:24,043 --> 00:21:25,642 Robbie! 279 00:21:27,658 --> 00:21:31,338 These wishes, they can... There's a catch, I know there is. 280 00:21:34,122 --> 00:21:36,138 Higher! Faster! 281 00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:40,873 Maybe we should go and look for them. 282 00:21:40,875 --> 00:21:43,016 Maybe we should stay here and... 283 00:21:45,226 --> 00:21:46,889 No, I think we should look for them. 284 00:21:46,891 --> 00:21:48,169 I guess that would be 285 00:21:48,171 --> 00:21:50,376 - the responsible thing to do. - Mmm. 286 00:21:50,378 --> 00:21:52,681 Ooh. Got bars. 287 00:21:52,683 --> 00:21:53,897 Wait one second. 288 00:21:53,899 --> 00:21:54,889 Hello? 289 00:21:54,891 --> 00:21:57,416 No, it's fine. Shoot. 290 00:21:57,418 --> 00:21:59,016 What? Hello? 291 00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:01,289 Can you hear me? Yes! 292 00:22:01,291 --> 00:22:03,272 Hey, Ros, are you enjoying the sea air? 293 00:22:03,274 --> 00:22:04,938 Can't talk. Book. 294 00:22:14,763 --> 00:22:17,384 Well, it's nice to see you running about a bit. 295 00:22:17,386 --> 00:22:18,728 Robbie! 296 00:22:18,730 --> 00:22:21,195 Robbie, get down! The wish ends at sunset! 297 00:22:26,571 --> 00:22:28,074 Faster! 298 00:22:29,034 --> 00:22:29,994 Higher! 299 00:22:31,339 --> 00:22:33,163 More dangerous! 300 00:22:46,026 --> 00:22:47,371 Robbie, hang on! 301 00:23:10,314 --> 00:23:11,530 Grab the rope! 302 00:23:56,491 --> 00:23:58,633 Oh, my Switch! 303 00:24:03,370 --> 00:24:04,330 Come on, Maudie. 304 00:24:07,114 --> 00:24:08,872 Are you okay? 305 00:24:08,874 --> 00:24:10,027 Yeah, my game's okay. 306 00:24:11,722 --> 00:24:14,473 Oh, for goodness sake. 307 00:24:14,475 --> 00:24:17,320 Get your head out of that screen, Robbie. 308 00:24:17,322 --> 00:24:19,336 A bit of exercise! 309 00:24:19,338 --> 00:24:20,523 Come on. 310 00:24:27,082 --> 00:24:28,873 You'd think that he'd mention, 311 00:24:28,875 --> 00:24:31,849 "Oh, and by the way, the magic wears off at sunset." 312 00:24:31,851 --> 00:24:35,881 - There's dribble on my fairy! - Oh. 313 00:25:02,955 --> 00:25:05,672 That was pretty amazing today, right? 314 00:25:05,674 --> 00:25:09,096 I mean, wishes. Real wishes. 315 00:25:09,098 --> 00:25:11,146 - Have you thought about what you might... - No. 316 00:25:13,579 --> 00:25:16,136 Fine. You're not the only one with a phone. 317 00:25:16,138 --> 00:25:18,025 Oh, you call that a phone? 318 00:25:18,027 --> 00:25:20,616 My dad got mine. It's the best. 319 00:25:20,618 --> 00:25:23,530 Just like my life will be when he takes me away from all of this. 320 00:25:30,378 --> 00:25:32,715 Yes! I got a bar! 321 00:25:35,434 --> 00:25:37,227 Look, I can make films with it. 322 00:25:38,890 --> 00:25:42,123 Here you go. Your favorite. 323 00:25:44,618 --> 00:25:46,155 Let me get you two together. 324 00:25:47,722 --> 00:25:48,843 Do a kiss. 325 00:25:59,050 --> 00:26:01,194 Let's see what else that thing does, shall we? 326 00:26:04,746 --> 00:26:05,898 Okay. 327 00:26:08,971 --> 00:26:10,472 - Hi. - Dad! 328 00:26:10,474 --> 00:26:12,104 I'm sorry I can't take your call right now. 329 00:26:12,106 --> 00:26:13,769 Please leave your message after the tone, 330 00:26:13,771 --> 00:26:15,306 and I'll get back to you as soon as I... 331 00:27:08,427 --> 00:27:09,737 Looking for someone? 332 00:27:09,739 --> 00:27:13,129 Hey, don't pelt me with sea barf. 333 00:27:13,131 --> 00:27:15,784 - Sorry, it's a reflex. - To what? 334 00:27:15,786 --> 00:27:19,816 To foolish children in search of ill-advised wishes. 335 00:27:19,818 --> 00:27:22,153 Then I got great news for you, Sammy. 336 00:27:22,155 --> 00:27:24,616 Because this is the best wish you've ever heard. 337 00:27:40,363 --> 00:27:42,219 Mum? 338 00:27:57,195 --> 00:27:59,113 Ros, I want you to bring Maudie. 339 00:27:59,115 --> 00:28:00,488 I don't want her to miss this. 340 00:28:00,490 --> 00:28:02,185 - Miss what? - You'll find out. 341 00:28:02,187 --> 00:28:03,784 I'm sending someone to pick you up. 342 00:28:03,786 --> 00:28:05,355 Where from? 343 00:28:09,802 --> 00:28:13,546 Um, Smash said she's gone out for a nature walk. 344 00:28:14,698 --> 00:28:16,202 What did she really say? 345 00:28:17,322 --> 00:28:20,329 Uh... that she hates all of us 346 00:28:20,331 --> 00:28:23,336 and we should just butt out of her life. 347 00:28:23,338 --> 00:28:25,544 That sounds like my daughter. 348 00:28:25,546 --> 00:28:29,866 No whisk, so, um... spoon? 349 00:28:30,858 --> 00:28:32,297 Okay. 350 00:28:32,299 --> 00:28:35,464 Anyway, we were just wondering if maybe we could join her? 351 00:28:35,466 --> 00:28:37,672 That's a funny way of butting out of her life. 352 00:28:37,674 --> 00:28:39,817 Well, just trying to make an effort. 353 00:28:39,819 --> 00:28:42,536 Oh, good for you, Ros. Making new friends, that's nice. 354 00:28:42,538 --> 00:28:44,233 Whoa! 355 00:28:47,050 --> 00:28:49,864 - Oh, are you okay?! - Yes, yes, yes. No! 356 00:28:49,866 --> 00:28:50,984 Okay, we gotta go. 357 00:28:53,419 --> 00:28:56,584 Has Smash run away again? 358 00:28:56,586 --> 00:28:59,177 No, she just wants us to take you to her. 359 00:28:59,179 --> 00:29:02,825 - Am I running away too? - No one's running away. 360 00:29:02,827 --> 00:29:04,712 She's made a wish, that's all. 361 00:29:04,714 --> 00:29:08,552 She got up early and made a wish, without telling us. 362 00:29:08,554 --> 00:29:10,666 - What wish? - I don't know. 363 00:29:13,611 --> 00:29:15,880 Maybe she wished to be invisible. 364 00:29:15,882 --> 00:29:17,962 Invisible would be cool. 365 00:29:27,627 --> 00:29:31,467 Huh. Yeah, I don't think she wished to be invisible. 366 00:29:44,907 --> 00:29:48,811 Maudie! Robbie! Wait! 367 00:29:49,867 --> 00:29:51,531 Wait! Come back! 368 00:29:52,618 --> 00:29:55,627 Maudie! Where are we going? 369 00:29:59,563 --> 00:30:01,035 Put your seatbelt on! 370 00:30:27,211 --> 00:30:28,171 No. 371 00:31:28,587 --> 00:31:30,280 Robbie. 372 00:31:30,282 --> 00:31:32,104 Maudie. 373 00:31:32,106 --> 00:31:33,992 The other one. 374 00:31:33,994 --> 00:31:36,171 Coco's waiting inside. Follow me. 375 00:31:39,754 --> 00:31:41,800 Who's Coco? 376 00:31:41,802 --> 00:31:43,720 That's Coco Rayne. 377 00:31:43,722 --> 00:31:47,560 I want shorter there, longer here. A lot more feathers. 378 00:31:47,562 --> 00:31:49,736 And you, add a cape. 379 00:31:49,738 --> 00:31:51,946 Ah, you made it! 380 00:31:55,242 --> 00:31:58,216 Not long to go now. You must be so excited! 381 00:31:58,218 --> 00:32:02,056 Confused, mostly. Where's Smash? 382 00:32:02,058 --> 00:32:04,011 Come with me, I'll take you to her. 383 00:32:05,931 --> 00:32:09,128 No, of course, none of this is any surprise to me. 384 00:32:09,130 --> 00:32:11,402 I knew she had it the moment I first saw her. 385 00:32:18,795 --> 00:32:22,409 Hey, Maudie! Big sis is a star! What do you think? 386 00:32:22,411 --> 00:32:25,832 Come on, let's get you into make-up, Maudie. 387 00:32:25,834 --> 00:32:28,776 The new video has got two billion views. 388 00:32:28,778 --> 00:32:31,273 Smash, you are the hottest act on the planet. 389 00:32:31,275 --> 00:32:32,936 What about us? 390 00:32:32,938 --> 00:32:34,696 There's some super fans who won a competition. 391 00:32:34,698 --> 00:32:36,488 - Go stand by them. - Hey, excuse me. 392 00:32:36,490 --> 00:32:38,827 - Yeah? - Girls, take a photo. Take a photo. 393 00:32:39,946 --> 00:32:41,835 Yeah. 394 00:32:45,387 --> 00:32:47,528 - Nice. All right, let's go talk to the media. - Okay. 395 00:32:47,530 --> 00:32:50,024 Okay, don't forget to talk about your fragrance, okay? 396 00:32:50,026 --> 00:32:51,464 This is forever, Smash. 397 00:32:51,466 --> 00:32:53,929 You could have at least told us before you just ran off... 398 00:32:53,931 --> 00:32:55,179 Somebody throw a sheet over that. 399 00:33:02,667 --> 00:33:03,817 Robbie! 400 00:33:03,819 --> 00:33:06,761 - Smash? Maudie? - Ros? 401 00:33:06,763 --> 00:33:10,249 Yes, where is your mysterious daughter? 402 00:33:10,251 --> 00:33:12,970 What's she up to, eh? 403 00:33:18,187 --> 00:33:19,818 Mr. Trent? 404 00:33:23,979 --> 00:33:26,792 Oh... Hello! 405 00:33:26,794 --> 00:33:29,576 Well, fancy seeing you here, 406 00:33:29,578 --> 00:33:32,104 on this, uh, craggy pathway. 407 00:33:32,106 --> 00:33:33,289 What are you doing? 408 00:33:33,291 --> 00:33:36,008 Oh, what, on the... with the... and the... 409 00:33:36,010 --> 00:33:38,953 I just, uh... nature survey, actually. 410 00:33:38,955 --> 00:33:43,016 Um, just studying the fauna and flora of the area. 411 00:33:43,018 --> 00:33:44,905 Oh, there's a bee. 412 00:33:44,907 --> 00:33:46,889 You haven't seen our children, have you? They seem to have disappeared. 413 00:33:46,891 --> 00:33:49,033 They haven't disappeared, we just don't know where they've gone. 414 00:33:49,035 --> 00:33:50,504 Which is pretty much the same thing. 415 00:33:50,506 --> 00:33:51,977 I knew we shouldn't let them wander off. 416 00:33:51,979 --> 00:33:54,409 David, they're children. You gotta give 'em some freedom. 417 00:33:54,411 --> 00:33:55,721 Well, I do give them freedom, 418 00:33:55,723 --> 00:33:58,120 I just tend to be with them at the time. 419 00:33:58,122 --> 00:34:00,008 Do you know what? They're gonna be fine. 420 00:34:00,010 --> 00:34:02,824 I grew up here myself, and I was forever darting off into these moors, 421 00:34:02,826 --> 00:34:04,393 in pursuit of some creature or another. 422 00:34:04,395 --> 00:34:06,089 Oh, to be young again, 423 00:34:06,091 --> 00:34:10,504 and innocently pulling the wings off some natural creation. 424 00:34:10,506 --> 00:34:12,392 Tsk. 425 00:34:12,394 --> 00:34:13,513 Here's a thought. 426 00:34:13,515 --> 00:34:15,721 Why don't you and your family 427 00:34:15,723 --> 00:34:18,152 come over to the mansion tomorrow? 428 00:34:18,154 --> 00:34:19,592 We could all spend some time together. 429 00:34:19,594 --> 00:34:22,568 Have a little drinky. Might be rather fun. 430 00:34:22,570 --> 00:34:24,073 Oh, no, we wouldn't wanna impose. 431 00:34:24,075 --> 00:34:26,281 It's not an imposition! I insist! 432 00:34:26,283 --> 00:34:29,096 I'd love it. I was never blessed with children myself, 433 00:34:29,098 --> 00:34:31,849 and I think you can learn so much from them, can't you? 434 00:34:31,851 --> 00:34:35,689 Well, that's very... very, very kind of you. 435 00:34:35,691 --> 00:34:37,865 - Thank you. - So, you'll come? 436 00:34:37,867 --> 00:34:39,723 I'll put it in the pad. Tomorrow. 437 00:34:43,146 --> 00:34:46,443 Smash! Smash! Smash! Smash! 438 00:34:57,546 --> 00:35:01,928 Um, hello, Smash, maybe we can stop to talk about how all you... 439 00:35:01,930 --> 00:35:03,689 Let's go. Go, go, go! 440 00:35:03,691 --> 00:35:06,474 Smash! 441 00:35:21,706 --> 00:35:23,849 Who wants to party?! 442 00:35:25,930 --> 00:35:28,554 I said who wants to party?! 443 00:35:31,690 --> 00:35:33,354 This show's for my sister, Maudie! 444 00:35:36,171 --> 00:35:37,546 Let's Smash it, everyone! 445 00:35:50,923 --> 00:35:53,768 ♪ I make a crash, flash, I am Smash ♪ 446 00:35:53,770 --> 00:35:58,505 ♪ Watch the way that I dance fast for you ♪ 447 00:35:58,507 --> 00:36:00,649 ♪ For you ♪ 448 00:36:00,651 --> 00:36:03,880 ♪ I know I'm destined for stardom ♪ 449 00:36:03,882 --> 00:36:07,976 ♪ I'm Smash, turn the lights on for you ♪ 450 00:36:07,978 --> 00:36:09,992 ♪ For you ♪ 451 00:36:09,994 --> 00:36:11,816 ♪ That's right ♪ 452 00:36:11,818 --> 00:36:13,961 ♪ I gotta feeling, gotta feeling, yeah, yeah ♪ 453 00:36:13,963 --> 00:36:16,328 ♪ Feet off the floor, I'm on the ceiling, yeah, yeah ♪ 454 00:36:16,330 --> 00:36:17,705 ♪ Got my wish and I believe it ♪ 455 00:36:17,707 --> 00:36:20,809 ♪ It's gonna be good, so good ♪ 456 00:36:20,811 --> 00:36:23,624 ♪ Watch me dance, I never lose my balance ♪ 457 00:36:23,626 --> 00:36:25,033 ♪ Moonwalking into every... ♪ 458 00:36:28,746 --> 00:36:31,016 What? What happened? 459 00:36:31,018 --> 00:36:32,168 Sunset. 460 00:36:32,170 --> 00:36:33,865 No, no, no, but it hardly started. 461 00:36:33,867 --> 00:36:35,496 No, I want them back! 462 00:36:35,498 --> 00:36:38,024 Oi! How did you get in here?! 463 00:36:38,026 --> 00:36:39,210 Run! 464 00:36:40,810 --> 00:36:42,154 Run! 465 00:36:49,387 --> 00:36:51,337 This is trash! I want it back! 466 00:36:51,339 --> 00:36:53,768 I want it... I want it all back! 467 00:36:53,770 --> 00:36:55,112 You can't. 468 00:36:55,114 --> 00:36:57,800 You have it for a while, then it's gone. 469 00:36:57,802 --> 00:37:00,104 That's the way it is. 470 00:37:00,106 --> 00:37:02,569 We're gonna be in so much trouble. 471 00:37:02,571 --> 00:37:05,705 They are going to be in so much trouble. 472 00:37:05,707 --> 00:37:08,010 I thought we should give them some freedom? 473 00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:19,912 Passengers are reminded... 474 00:37:19,914 --> 00:37:21,673 Sorry. Come on, Maudie. 475 00:37:21,675 --> 00:37:23,816 You're so slow! 476 00:37:23,818 --> 00:37:26,089 Smash, have you got any idea how we're going to get home? 477 00:37:26,091 --> 00:37:27,848 - Hurry up! - Wait! 478 00:37:27,850 --> 00:37:29,512 The train service to Penzance 479 00:37:29,514 --> 00:37:31,721 is now standing at platform eight. 480 00:37:31,723 --> 00:37:33,224 Calling at Reading, Bristol Parkway... 481 00:37:33,226 --> 00:37:34,441 Hurry up. 482 00:37:34,443 --> 00:37:37,160 - We don't have tickets! - Just act natural! 483 00:37:38,571 --> 00:37:39,722 Just go on! 484 00:37:41,994 --> 00:37:43,210 Shut the door. 485 00:37:45,706 --> 00:37:47,752 We used to do this all the time back home, 486 00:37:47,754 --> 00:37:49,064 but the bathrooms are much bigger there. 487 00:37:49,066 --> 00:37:50,827 Americans have bigger butts. 488 00:38:03,915 --> 00:38:05,833 Two girls, both 13 years old, 489 00:38:05,835 --> 00:38:07,592 a boy, nine, probably with his hood up, 490 00:38:07,594 --> 00:38:08,840 and a five-year-old girl. 491 00:38:08,842 --> 00:38:11,560 You sure they're not on a nature ramble? 492 00:38:11,562 --> 00:38:13,736 At night? No. 493 00:38:13,738 --> 00:38:15,592 Well, there's a lot to see at night. 494 00:38:15,594 --> 00:38:17,320 Badgers, owls... 495 00:38:17,322 --> 00:38:19,657 What? David, why is he asking about owls? 496 00:38:19,659 --> 00:38:21,160 They're not looking at owls. 497 00:38:21,162 --> 00:38:23,499 Are you sure? Fascinating creatures. 498 00:38:25,995 --> 00:38:28,393 Right. Okay. 499 00:38:28,395 --> 00:38:29,992 It's gonna be okay. 500 00:38:29,994 --> 00:38:33,576 - Now, this is a tawny owl. - I don't... 501 00:38:33,578 --> 00:38:36,392 I don't want to look at owls. 502 00:38:36,394 --> 00:38:39,594 I want you to find our children, please. 503 00:38:42,282 --> 00:38:43,402 You tried ringing them? 504 00:38:44,619 --> 00:38:47,113 Mmm-hmm. But there's no signal. 505 00:38:47,115 --> 00:38:49,481 There's one up that ladder. 506 00:38:49,483 --> 00:38:53,065 ♪ I make a crash in a flash, I'm... ♪ 507 00:38:53,067 --> 00:38:55,816 Forgetting it. 508 00:38:55,818 --> 00:38:57,514 It's my turn on the seat, move. 509 00:39:02,571 --> 00:39:05,705 You know, none of us chose this, Smash. 510 00:39:05,707 --> 00:39:07,304 We could at least try to get along. 511 00:39:07,306 --> 00:39:10,345 Not me. I'm gonna go live with my dad in the Seychelles. 512 00:39:10,347 --> 00:39:12,553 Yeah, and what about your mum? 513 00:39:12,555 --> 00:39:16,297 She won't even notice. All she cares about is her dumb job. 514 00:39:19,306 --> 00:39:21,065 It's your mum! 515 00:39:21,067 --> 00:39:23,113 - What are you gonna tell her? - That it's your fault. 516 00:39:23,115 --> 00:39:26,761 Hi! Hi, Alice. It's Ros. 517 00:39:26,763 --> 00:39:29,705 Ros, where are you? Are Maudie and Smash with you? 518 00:39:29,707 --> 00:39:33,512 Um, yes, um, Smash's hand got stung by a bee, 519 00:39:33,514 --> 00:39:35,944 and it swelled up and we got taken to a hospital. 520 00:39:35,946 --> 00:39:37,896 What? Hospital? 521 00:39:37,898 --> 00:39:39,145 How'd you get to the hospital? What happened? 522 00:39:39,147 --> 00:39:40,297 No, we're fine, we're fine. 523 00:39:40,299 --> 00:39:41,800 Um, they gave her an injection 524 00:39:41,802 --> 00:39:43,208 and we're just waiting for the swelling to go down. 525 00:39:44,715 --> 00:39:46,153 Occupied. 526 00:39:48,426 --> 00:39:50,057 That was Smash, yeah. 527 00:39:50,059 --> 00:39:52,232 Which hospital? We'll come and get you. 528 00:39:52,234 --> 00:39:55,208 Um, the... they're gonna put us on the train. 529 00:39:55,210 --> 00:39:56,777 You can pick us up from the station. 530 00:39:56,779 --> 00:40:00,457 A train? Hasn't this country heard of an ambulance before? 531 00:40:00,459 --> 00:40:02,024 Calm down, calm down, calm... 532 00:40:07,786 --> 00:40:09,226 Where's your mom? 533 00:40:10,923 --> 00:40:12,776 She's at university. 534 00:40:12,778 --> 00:40:16,424 - Oh, your dad cheated on her? - No, of course not. 535 00:40:16,426 --> 00:40:18,761 She just wanted to find herself. 536 00:40:18,763 --> 00:40:20,746 Find herself a long way from you. 537 00:40:22,058 --> 00:40:23,595 Is that why your dad left you? 538 00:40:25,002 --> 00:40:27,848 No. He just got fed up with my mom, 539 00:40:27,850 --> 00:40:29,259 just like everyone else does. 540 00:40:32,874 --> 00:40:35,595 Daddy's gone to live with a new lady. 541 00:40:37,834 --> 00:40:41,897 She reeled him in with her tight, 20-year-old tushy. 542 00:40:45,195 --> 00:40:46,729 We're now approaching St. Austell. 543 00:40:46,731 --> 00:40:48,363 I think this is our stop. 544 00:40:52,842 --> 00:40:54,891 Tickets, now. 545 00:41:03,723 --> 00:41:05,258 Finally. 546 00:41:12,171 --> 00:41:14,024 Unbelievable. 547 00:41:14,026 --> 00:41:15,368 Totally unbelievable. 548 00:41:15,370 --> 00:41:16,712 I just can't get my head around it. 549 00:41:16,714 --> 00:41:18,377 I know. Totally out of control. 550 00:41:18,379 --> 00:41:20,105 I can't believe that Ros and Robbie would ever do anything like that. 551 00:41:20,107 --> 00:41:22,633 It's just not like them. 552 00:41:22,635 --> 00:41:25,736 Meaning what? It's all Smash's fault? 553 00:41:25,738 --> 00:41:29,864 Of course not. Although... they've just never broken the law before. 554 00:41:29,866 --> 00:41:32,552 Well, you never let them out of your house, David. 555 00:41:32,554 --> 00:41:34,537 I mean, what are they gonna do, embezzle your rhubarb? 556 00:41:34,539 --> 00:41:37,064 - Let's not argue. - No, let's argue. 557 00:41:37,066 --> 00:41:38,441 Come on, you have a problem with my parenting? 558 00:41:38,443 --> 00:41:39,913 I wanna hear what you have to say. 559 00:41:39,915 --> 00:41:41,417 I... I don't have a problem with your parenting. 560 00:41:41,419 --> 00:41:43,081 Although, obviously... 561 00:41:43,083 --> 00:41:45,163 Obviously, obviously what? 562 00:41:46,794 --> 00:41:48,712 - Smash has her issues, but... - Issues? 563 00:41:48,714 --> 00:41:52,009 You said issues. You told me that she had issue... 564 00:41:52,011 --> 00:41:54,184 Let's... let's just... let's just forget everything 565 00:41:54,186 --> 00:41:55,240 and just... and move on. 566 00:41:55,242 --> 00:41:56,456 No, no, no. Don't do that, 567 00:41:56,458 --> 00:41:58,088 don't try to smooth everything over. 568 00:41:58,090 --> 00:42:00,200 - Tell me what you mean. - I didn't mean anything. 569 00:42:00,202 --> 00:42:01,993 I... I'm sorry I mentioned it. 570 00:42:01,995 --> 00:42:04,936 I don't want apologies, David. I wanna know what you feel. 571 00:42:04,938 --> 00:42:06,027 What are you thinking? 572 00:43:00,682 --> 00:43:02,473 Do it again. 573 00:43:02,475 --> 00:43:03,913 I want it again! 574 00:43:03,915 --> 00:43:06,248 I don't do the same wish twice. 575 00:43:07,659 --> 00:43:10,153 - What are you doing?! - It's my turn for a wish! 576 00:43:10,155 --> 00:43:13,192 Oh, great, and what lame-o thing are you gonna ask for? World peace? 577 00:43:13,194 --> 00:43:16,328 World peace? Finally. 578 00:43:16,330 --> 00:43:17,642 No! 579 00:43:19,306 --> 00:43:22,057 Maybe you should wish to be a famous writer. 580 00:43:22,059 --> 00:43:23,816 Maybe you should wish yourself up a brain. 581 00:43:23,818 --> 00:43:25,736 Maybe you should wish yourself up a boyfriend! 582 00:43:25,738 --> 00:43:28,937 Maybe I should wish for the sweet release of oblivion. 583 00:43:28,939 --> 00:43:32,552 What about two wishes today, Sammy? 584 00:43:32,554 --> 00:43:35,912 Two wishes a day is extremely hazardous for me. 585 00:43:35,914 --> 00:43:37,896 If you want two wishes a day, 586 00:43:37,898 --> 00:43:41,449 I suggest you find one of the two-wish-a-day-Psammeads. 587 00:43:41,451 --> 00:43:43,784 Where are they? 588 00:43:43,786 --> 00:43:45,163 Extinct. 589 00:43:52,683 --> 00:43:54,728 Great, now you scared him off! 590 00:43:54,730 --> 00:43:57,128 - I scared him off?! - Yeah, you scared him off! 591 00:43:57,130 --> 00:43:58,472 - I did not scare him off! - Hey! Stop it! 592 00:43:58,474 --> 00:44:00,331 - I touched you! - You pushed me! 593 00:44:03,531 --> 00:44:05,259 Good morning. 594 00:44:08,586 --> 00:44:10,635 Do you think maybe we could not, um... 595 00:44:16,426 --> 00:44:19,176 Can we put last night behind us? 596 00:44:19,178 --> 00:44:20,585 That's the problem, isn't it? 597 00:44:20,587 --> 00:44:24,457 Putting things behind us, pretending everything's okay. 598 00:44:24,459 --> 00:44:26,347 I don't know if it's gonna work. 599 00:44:27,307 --> 00:44:28,776 What, because I said... 600 00:44:28,778 --> 00:44:31,016 It's not what you said, it's what you don't say. 601 00:44:31,018 --> 00:44:33,673 I never know what you're feeling because you're... 602 00:44:33,675 --> 00:44:35,656 You're always so damn reasonable. 603 00:44:35,658 --> 00:44:38,473 You know, sometimes you just gotta let it rip. 604 00:44:41,451 --> 00:44:43,592 Do you think that might be too many raisins? 605 00:44:46,314 --> 00:44:47,689 Yeah, maybe. 606 00:44:47,691 --> 00:44:50,377 Look, I promise 607 00:44:50,379 --> 00:44:55,753 I will... I will try to be a lot more unreasonable. 608 00:44:55,755 --> 00:44:57,738 - Okay? - Okay. 609 00:45:01,003 --> 00:45:03,304 Let's give the kids another chance today, 610 00:45:03,306 --> 00:45:04,937 maybe they'll calm down a bit. 611 00:45:04,939 --> 00:45:06,889 - Yeah. - You're pushing me. 612 00:45:06,891 --> 00:45:09,128 Ow, stop, why are you kicking me? 613 00:45:09,130 --> 00:45:10,345 I'm just trying to walk through the door. 614 00:45:10,347 --> 00:45:11,561 So am I! 615 00:45:17,067 --> 00:45:19,337 This is it. 616 00:45:19,339 --> 00:45:20,680 Dad! 617 00:45:21,867 --> 00:45:23,593 - I was walking! - Dad, she hit me! 618 00:45:23,595 --> 00:45:24,968 - Oh, sorry for walking. - Smash, come on, please. 619 00:45:24,970 --> 00:45:26,632 - There's a bruise. - Oh, there's a bruise? 620 00:45:26,634 --> 00:45:27,817 Yes, there's a bruise. 621 00:45:36,938 --> 00:45:39,241 Welcome. Welcome to Trent Towers. 622 00:45:39,243 --> 00:45:40,778 Come in, come in. 623 00:45:46,731 --> 00:45:50,408 Well, this is charming. 624 00:45:50,410 --> 00:45:53,288 Oh, uh... I wonder if I might trouble you 625 00:45:53,290 --> 00:45:56,617 to remove your outdoor footwear. 626 00:45:56,619 --> 00:45:58,120 - Of course. - Okay, sweetie. 627 00:45:58,122 --> 00:46:00,617 Would you mind? Awfully? 628 00:46:00,619 --> 00:46:02,058 Shoes. 629 00:46:04,938 --> 00:46:07,720 It's just that it's a heritage site. 630 00:46:07,722 --> 00:46:09,195 If you don't mind? 631 00:46:10,987 --> 00:46:12,841 Daddy shot that hippo. 632 00:46:12,843 --> 00:46:16,937 An incredible hump. Put up a real struggle, that beast. 633 00:46:18,378 --> 00:46:20,170 Just pop those there. 634 00:46:22,058 --> 00:46:24,073 So, what do you think? 635 00:46:24,075 --> 00:46:28,105 It's charming, yes. Really, really charming. 636 00:46:28,107 --> 00:46:30,920 It's old and kind of worn-looking. 637 00:46:30,922 --> 00:46:32,264 Ahem. 638 00:46:32,266 --> 00:46:34,921 I guess that's a British thing, right? 639 00:46:34,923 --> 00:46:38,442 Well, it's not Disneyland but we do our best. 640 00:46:39,979 --> 00:46:44,104 There was a time when the Trents were kings of the world. 641 00:46:44,106 --> 00:46:47,209 My ancestors explored the globe, 642 00:46:47,211 --> 00:46:50,281 bravely uncovering lost civilizations and... 643 00:46:50,283 --> 00:46:53,096 liberating their primitive knickknacks. 644 00:46:53,098 --> 00:46:58,088 Great-grandpops, he made his fortune in Africa, then... 645 00:46:58,090 --> 00:47:02,473 blew it all on, well... 646 00:47:02,475 --> 00:47:04,937 let's call it his final quest. 647 00:47:04,939 --> 00:47:08,523 A quest, really? For, um, what? 648 00:47:09,739 --> 00:47:11,305 Ultimate power. 649 00:47:11,307 --> 00:47:15,016 Riches beyond the dreams of man. The usual. 650 00:47:15,018 --> 00:47:18,152 It was an obsession that finally destroyed him, 651 00:47:18,154 --> 00:47:22,570 but which may yet have a positive outcome. 652 00:47:24,778 --> 00:47:28,552 Do you think I could perhaps offer you a cocktail? 653 00:47:28,554 --> 00:47:31,208 And give the children a tour of the house? 654 00:47:31,210 --> 00:47:35,080 Let's leave the adults to their stuffy entertainment. 655 00:47:35,082 --> 00:47:38,888 I've got some things that I think you'll find rather intriguing through here. 656 00:47:38,890 --> 00:47:40,873 Come this way, young lady. Through here. 657 00:47:40,875 --> 00:47:44,137 Now, this is an absolute gem, 658 00:47:44,139 --> 00:47:46,568 and it's the only one like it in the world, what's more. 659 00:47:46,570 --> 00:47:50,569 Now, look at some of these genuine marvels. Don't mind the smell. 660 00:47:50,571 --> 00:47:53,355 Wow. Look at all of this. 661 00:47:55,242 --> 00:47:56,648 What's this do? 662 00:47:56,650 --> 00:47:59,497 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, we don't touch that. 663 00:47:59,499 --> 00:48:03,176 - That's not for children is it? - Cool! Night vision goggles! 664 00:48:03,178 --> 00:48:06,793 Yes, well, plainly I'm a keen badger enthusiast. 665 00:48:06,795 --> 00:48:10,792 And I like to keep a keen eye on the goings on of the badger. 666 00:48:10,794 --> 00:48:12,937 They're fascinating creatures, the badgers. 667 00:48:12,939 --> 00:48:15,977 Do you know they eat their young? If you're interested. 668 00:48:15,979 --> 00:48:18,184 Ah, now, you'll like this. 669 00:48:18,186 --> 00:48:20,329 This is the last living Dodo. 670 00:48:20,331 --> 00:48:22,216 It looks kinda dead. 671 00:48:22,218 --> 00:48:24,488 Formerly the last living Dodo. 672 00:48:24,490 --> 00:48:27,209 Don't be pedantic, it's not an appealing quality in a child. 673 00:48:27,211 --> 00:48:28,873 Uh, come through this way. 674 00:48:28,875 --> 00:48:31,208 - What's this? - That's from China. 675 00:48:31,210 --> 00:48:34,729 Let go, please. It's a Tyrannosaur's claw. 676 00:48:34,731 --> 00:48:36,104 Did your family shoot it, too? 677 00:48:36,106 --> 00:48:39,625 No, but they, they did shoot the peasant that found it. 678 00:48:41,899 --> 00:48:44,585 Oh... Ah... Ta-ta-ta... 679 00:48:44,587 --> 00:48:47,369 Please, don't touch that. Come on. 680 00:48:47,371 --> 00:48:50,185 Should be in a borstal. 681 00:48:50,187 --> 00:48:52,393 Now, I've got some real treats for you in here. 682 00:48:52,395 --> 00:48:55,241 A menagerie of wonderful beasts and creatures 683 00:48:55,243 --> 00:48:57,257 we've painstakingly preserved. 684 00:48:57,259 --> 00:49:00,010 Natural treasures... 685 00:49:05,866 --> 00:49:08,136 Oh, there you are. 686 00:49:08,138 --> 00:49:11,305 Oh... Where's the toilet? 687 00:49:11,307 --> 00:49:15,082 The water closet is... it's upstairs on the right. 688 00:49:16,042 --> 00:49:17,417 Okay. 689 00:49:17,419 --> 00:49:21,544 Now, who would like to see a stuffed elephant? 690 00:49:21,546 --> 00:49:25,064 Formerly endangered, they're now obviously extinct. 691 00:49:25,066 --> 00:49:28,426 But there are some real treasures among other things. 692 00:49:46,506 --> 00:49:48,841 Ooh... Hello there. 693 00:49:48,843 --> 00:49:51,433 Nothing of interest in there for a young person. 694 00:49:51,435 --> 00:49:53,449 Um, Ros, while I have you for a moment, 695 00:49:53,451 --> 00:49:56,360 could I just ask... have you ever been here before? 696 00:49:56,362 --> 00:49:58,697 Or had a relative from here? A grandmother, perhaps? 697 00:49:58,699 --> 00:50:01,256 - Um, no. - Curious, um... 698 00:50:01,258 --> 00:50:03,176 Since you've been here, 699 00:50:03,178 --> 00:50:05,225 have you come across anything unusual? 700 00:50:05,227 --> 00:50:08,297 - Any oddities? - Um, other than you, you mean? 701 00:50:08,299 --> 00:50:11,048 Well, listen, 702 00:50:11,050 --> 00:50:13,129 if you should see anything unusual, do let me know. 703 00:50:13,131 --> 00:50:15,498 I'd make it worth your while. 704 00:50:18,507 --> 00:50:19,753 For example. 705 00:50:25,098 --> 00:50:26,858 Hmm. 706 00:50:29,355 --> 00:50:31,337 Hmm... 707 00:50:31,339 --> 00:50:34,762 Look at these! 708 00:50:36,490 --> 00:50:39,464 Hey, I want to replace your mom. 709 00:50:39,466 --> 00:50:40,649 That's pretty much how she sees me. 710 00:50:40,651 --> 00:50:42,122 No. No, it's not. 711 00:50:42,891 --> 00:50:44,296 Maybe a little bit. 712 00:50:44,298 --> 00:50:46,155 Here, let me have a go. 713 00:50:48,427 --> 00:50:51,752 Smash, I am your stepfather. 714 00:50:52,906 --> 00:50:55,912 We're so revolting. 715 00:50:55,914 --> 00:50:57,769 The Force is strong with this one. 716 00:50:59,019 --> 00:51:00,424 Forgive me interrupting 717 00:51:00,426 --> 00:51:03,304 your ethnically insensitive erotica, 718 00:51:03,306 --> 00:51:05,801 but I think I'd rather like to get on with my afternoon. 719 00:51:05,803 --> 00:51:07,657 - Yes. Oh, sorry. - Sorry about that. 720 00:51:07,659 --> 00:51:10,635 - Where are the others? - Oh, we said they could go. 721 00:51:12,202 --> 00:51:14,441 Ros. Ros, we need to talk to you, darling. 722 00:51:14,443 --> 00:51:17,355 I'll take that, thank you. 723 00:51:37,995 --> 00:51:39,880 I know Smash isn't always easy. 724 00:51:39,882 --> 00:51:42,760 She has difficulty making friends. 725 00:51:42,762 --> 00:51:44,329 Well, with girls, anyways. 726 00:51:44,331 --> 00:51:46,889 So she knows how to talk to boys? 727 00:51:46,891 --> 00:51:49,738 The wrong sort of boys, yeah. 728 00:51:50,698 --> 00:51:52,170 Look, Ros... 729 00:51:53,194 --> 00:51:54,793 I just wanna say, 730 00:51:54,795 --> 00:51:56,744 I really care about your dad. 731 00:51:56,746 --> 00:51:59,240 - So do I. - I know you do, honey. 732 00:51:59,242 --> 00:52:02,024 Your dad... he's sweet. 733 00:52:02,026 --> 00:52:05,417 Even when I first crashed into him, he was just so... 734 00:52:05,419 --> 00:52:08,072 Has he told you this? How we met? 735 00:52:08,074 --> 00:52:12,584 I crashed into him with my car. He asked me for my number. 736 00:52:12,586 --> 00:52:14,536 I was like, "Can you believe this guy? 737 00:52:14,538 --> 00:52:17,449 He's hitting on me at a road traffic accident." 738 00:52:17,451 --> 00:52:20,329 Turns out it was for insurance, but I wasn't gonna let him get away 739 00:52:20,331 --> 00:52:22,056 without buying me coffee. 740 00:52:22,058 --> 00:52:26,089 And he wasn't badly hurt, although his bike was wrecked. 741 00:52:26,091 --> 00:52:29,096 So, Ros... 742 00:52:29,098 --> 00:52:30,824 I guess what I wanna ask is... 743 00:52:30,826 --> 00:52:33,544 Oh, wait, you have bars! 744 00:52:33,546 --> 00:52:35,816 Do you actually have bars? 745 00:52:35,818 --> 00:52:37,993 It's my mum! My mum! I... 746 00:52:37,995 --> 00:52:40,458 I'll let you guys be alone. 747 00:52:42,603 --> 00:52:45,449 Mum, is that you? 748 00:52:45,451 --> 00:52:48,267 - It's noisy. - I'm at a party. 749 00:52:49,227 --> 00:52:50,984 Seriously? 750 00:52:50,986 --> 00:52:52,904 How are you doing out there with your father? 751 00:52:52,906 --> 00:52:55,112 You getting on okay with Alice? 752 00:52:55,114 --> 00:52:57,544 You... you know about her? 753 00:52:57,546 --> 00:53:00,169 Your dad's got to move on, sweetheart. 754 00:53:00,171 --> 00:53:03,752 Yeah, but, um, I was actually wondering... 755 00:53:03,754 --> 00:53:05,384 Do you think that maybe when you've finished 756 00:53:05,386 --> 00:53:08,233 with all the partying and the studying and stuff, 757 00:53:08,235 --> 00:53:10,441 you might... you might actually come home? 758 00:53:10,443 --> 00:53:12,584 Ros, we've talked about this. 759 00:53:12,586 --> 00:53:15,401 - Your dad's a lovely man... - Yes, he is! 760 00:53:15,403 --> 00:53:17,898 He is a lovely man. I knew you still liked him. 761 00:53:30,507 --> 00:53:33,064 Ow, that is sharp! 762 00:53:33,066 --> 00:53:36,968 What kind of maniac leaves a Spinosaurus claw on a beach? 763 00:53:36,970 --> 00:53:39,816 It's supposed to be a Tyrannosaur. 764 00:53:39,818 --> 00:53:41,992 Excuse me. I think I know 765 00:53:41,994 --> 00:53:44,137 a Spinosaurus claw when it stabs me. 766 00:53:44,139 --> 00:53:47,081 It's a very particular kind of impalement. 767 00:53:47,083 --> 00:53:50,312 - You've met dinosaurs? - Of course I haven't met dinosaurs! 768 00:53:50,314 --> 00:53:53,449 I hid from dinosaurs or I wouldn't have survived long enough 769 00:53:53,451 --> 00:53:55,176 to be pestered by you! 770 00:53:55,178 --> 00:53:57,577 Now, the important thing about dinosaurs is... 771 00:53:57,579 --> 00:54:00,265 Can we have our wish now? It's Maudie's turn. 772 00:54:00,267 --> 00:54:01,448 Yeah... Oh, yeah, never mind 773 00:54:01,450 --> 00:54:03,944 about the incredible prehistoric anecdotes. 774 00:54:03,946 --> 00:54:05,802 "Give us our wish." 775 00:54:06,987 --> 00:54:08,648 What is it this time? 776 00:54:08,650 --> 00:54:11,656 I wish we could all... 777 00:54:25,131 --> 00:54:26,537 You all right, darling? 778 00:54:26,539 --> 00:54:30,056 Um, yeah, I'm just feeling a bit... 779 00:54:30,058 --> 00:54:31,849 light-headed. 780 00:54:31,851 --> 00:54:34,123 Oh. You know... 781 00:54:35,818 --> 00:54:38,057 Alice is a really nice person. 782 00:54:38,059 --> 00:54:40,873 I think, you know, you'll grow to like her. 783 00:54:40,875 --> 00:54:43,050 You just have to give her a chance, babe. 784 00:54:54,058 --> 00:54:55,688 Hey... 785 00:54:55,690 --> 00:54:58,472 - What are you doing? - Hugging trees, you know... 786 00:54:58,474 --> 00:55:01,576 I love the wildlife. 787 00:55:01,578 --> 00:55:03,785 Well, why don't I... 788 00:55:03,787 --> 00:55:05,737 give it a hug with you? 789 00:55:05,739 --> 00:55:09,160 Oh, yeah, sure, just... 790 00:55:09,162 --> 00:55:10,601 How am I doing? All right? 791 00:55:10,603 --> 00:55:13,321 Um, great. Yeah. 792 00:55:13,323 --> 00:55:17,353 You know, Ros, there's something I want to ask you. 793 00:55:17,355 --> 00:55:19,594 Oh, really? 794 00:55:21,195 --> 00:55:26,632 How would you feel if Alice... moved in? 795 00:55:26,634 --> 00:55:28,328 With us? 796 00:55:28,330 --> 00:55:30,280 All of us, living together like, 797 00:55:30,282 --> 00:55:32,744 well, like a new family. I mean, I know 798 00:55:32,746 --> 00:55:34,505 it'll be a difficult transition in the beginning, 799 00:55:34,507 --> 00:55:36,617 but what do you think? 800 00:55:36,619 --> 00:55:38,441 Hmm? 801 00:55:38,443 --> 00:55:39,690 Rozzy? 802 00:55:42,730 --> 00:55:43,947 Rozzy? 803 00:56:11,851 --> 00:56:13,930 Maudie! 804 00:56:18,699 --> 00:56:21,289 Ros! 805 00:56:21,291 --> 00:56:24,040 Maudie wished we could fly! How great is this?! 806 00:56:24,042 --> 00:56:26,504 Dad wants us to live with Alice. 807 00:56:26,506 --> 00:56:30,248 - Thought so. - That's all you can say? 808 00:56:30,250 --> 00:56:32,682 It's not like we can do anything to stop them. 809 00:56:46,411 --> 00:56:47,563 Dad! 810 00:57:28,266 --> 00:57:31,306 - That's Smash's phone. - What? 811 00:57:33,610 --> 00:57:36,136 She got a text from her dad. 812 00:57:36,138 --> 00:57:40,042 There's no room for her at... at the moment. 813 00:57:41,194 --> 00:57:43,624 Big surprise. 814 00:57:43,626 --> 00:57:46,696 "But how about I buy you some sneakers." 815 00:57:46,698 --> 00:57:48,584 - Oh... - Some sneakers? 816 00:57:48,586 --> 00:57:50,569 Wow. 817 00:57:50,571 --> 00:57:52,585 I tried not to let her get her hopes up. 818 00:57:52,587 --> 00:57:53,929 - Hey. - I really tried. 819 00:57:53,931 --> 00:57:56,200 This way, she stays with you, with us. 820 00:57:56,202 --> 00:57:57,512 It's a good thing. 821 00:57:57,514 --> 00:58:00,265 Yeah, she's gonna be so excited. 822 00:58:31,275 --> 00:58:34,057 Ros! There's something wrong with Smash. 823 00:58:34,059 --> 00:58:35,019 Come on. 824 00:58:42,730 --> 00:58:44,394 Smash, stop it! 825 00:58:56,778 --> 00:58:58,186 I'm okay. 826 00:59:40,138 --> 00:59:43,081 Why don't you just leave me alone? 827 00:59:43,083 --> 00:59:44,971 Oh... 828 00:59:48,939 --> 00:59:53,674 - You could have killed yourself! - So what?! Who cares?! 829 00:59:57,130 --> 01:00:00,265 Even my dad doesn't want me. 830 01:00:00,267 --> 01:00:04,072 We want you. Don't we, Robbie? 831 01:00:04,074 --> 01:00:06,760 Yeah, you're all right. 832 01:01:04,266 --> 01:01:06,474 Ah, there you are. Just in time. 833 01:01:08,170 --> 01:01:09,706 Dinner's ready! 834 01:01:18,411 --> 01:01:20,074 There you go. 835 01:01:41,674 --> 01:01:44,072 Oh... you found it. 836 01:01:44,074 --> 01:01:46,536 - We need to talk about that. - I'll save you the trouble. 837 01:01:46,538 --> 01:01:48,872 "That was so expensive. You're so irresponsible. 838 01:01:48,874 --> 01:01:51,017 What's wrong with you? Why don't you just disappear, huh? 839 01:01:51,019 --> 01:01:53,192 Why don't you just become someone else?" 840 01:01:53,194 --> 01:01:55,531 - Smash, no. - I'm gonna give this the funeral it deserves. 841 01:02:00,555 --> 01:02:03,913 Uh... there's cakes. 842 01:02:03,915 --> 01:02:05,706 I'll get the cakes. Okay? 843 01:02:13,867 --> 01:02:16,458 I liked it when we could fly. 844 01:02:22,731 --> 01:02:25,256 Hey, you ran away earlier, darling. 845 01:02:25,258 --> 01:02:27,368 I think maybe we should talk about... 846 01:02:27,370 --> 01:02:29,288 I talked to mum. 847 01:02:29,290 --> 01:02:31,147 She still likes you, you know. 848 01:02:43,210 --> 01:02:45,704 Fly! 849 01:02:45,706 --> 01:02:47,307 Maudie? 850 01:03:03,819 --> 01:03:06,857 Imagine if none of this happened. 851 01:03:06,859 --> 01:03:10,088 Imagine if your mum was with your dad... 852 01:03:10,090 --> 01:03:11,689 they loved each other... 853 01:03:11,691 --> 01:03:14,283 and they had enough time for you. 854 01:03:16,011 --> 01:03:18,344 That won't happen. 855 01:03:18,346 --> 01:03:21,738 My mom and dad can't even be on the same continent. 856 01:03:24,106 --> 01:03:26,473 What if they could? 857 01:03:26,475 --> 01:03:29,705 We could wish it. We could wish them together. 858 01:03:29,707 --> 01:03:32,072 Only for a day. 859 01:03:32,074 --> 01:03:35,465 What if there's a way to make a wish last forever? 860 01:03:35,467 --> 01:03:37,898 It's my turn tomorrow. I've got an idea. 861 01:04:08,778 --> 01:04:09,867 It's over. 862 01:04:10,827 --> 01:04:11,785 What? 863 01:04:11,787 --> 01:04:14,057 The holiday. 864 01:04:14,059 --> 01:04:15,817 We've been moving too fast, 865 01:04:15,819 --> 01:04:18,152 asking you to adjust too quickly. 866 01:04:18,154 --> 01:04:19,592 It's not fair. 867 01:04:19,594 --> 01:04:22,376 So, you can pack your bags and then we'll go. 868 01:04:22,378 --> 01:04:24,523 - But... but you can't. - Pathetic. 869 01:04:26,058 --> 01:04:28,201 - I thought you were committed. - We are committed. 870 01:04:28,203 --> 01:04:31,304 You're gonna let it slide just 'cause your kids act up a bit? 871 01:04:31,306 --> 01:04:34,696 What did you think we were gonna do? Hold a jamboree? 872 01:04:34,698 --> 01:04:36,488 We're supposed to hate you. 873 01:04:36,490 --> 01:04:39,017 - Don't you know anything? - Smash, it's not that... 874 01:04:39,019 --> 01:04:41,416 I'm very disappointed in your attitude. 875 01:04:41,418 --> 01:04:42,857 Not you. But you. 876 01:04:42,859 --> 01:04:46,282 - I thought you had guts. - I've got guts. 877 01:04:47,978 --> 01:04:51,368 Yeah, that's right, Dad, you tell her. 878 01:04:51,370 --> 01:04:53,672 If you want something, then you're gonna take it. 879 01:04:53,674 --> 01:04:56,680 And if you wanna force your kids on some awful holiday, 880 01:04:56,682 --> 01:04:58,664 then you're damn well going to. 881 01:04:58,666 --> 01:05:00,649 We need to know our boundaries. 882 01:05:00,651 --> 01:05:02,473 You need to find a way through this, 883 01:05:02,475 --> 01:05:05,192 because I tell you, you let us win this one, 884 01:05:05,194 --> 01:05:06,505 the next time you try to put us together, 885 01:05:06,507 --> 01:05:08,585 we're gonna be burning down bus shelters! 886 01:05:08,587 --> 01:05:09,706 Yeah! 887 01:05:11,563 --> 01:05:15,243 You need to take a long, hard look at yourselves. 888 01:05:20,235 --> 01:05:22,249 "Burning down bus shelters"? 889 01:05:22,251 --> 01:05:23,785 Okay, it was your boundaries thing. 890 01:05:23,787 --> 01:05:26,089 I was, like, "Let's go total delinquent." 891 01:05:29,482 --> 01:05:34,601 Um, your mum said that you've had a lot of boyfriends. 892 01:05:34,603 --> 01:05:37,544 - Did she? - I was just wondering 893 01:05:37,546 --> 01:05:40,489 how that whole "getting them to notice you" thing works. 894 01:05:40,491 --> 01:05:42,281 Just run up and hit them on the arm. 895 01:05:42,283 --> 01:05:43,976 - Really? - Yeah! 896 01:05:43,978 --> 01:05:46,121 Boys are the simplest thing in the world. 897 01:05:46,123 --> 01:05:47,656 Just don't overthink it. 898 01:05:47,658 --> 01:05:50,473 Oh, and, uh, do something about your hair. 899 01:05:50,475 --> 01:05:52,264 And curly hair helps, too. 900 01:06:10,219 --> 01:06:12,745 You new type of children are just so demanding. 901 01:06:12,747 --> 01:06:14,857 The last ones were much more considerate. 902 01:06:14,859 --> 01:06:18,632 Funny you should mention them. That's who we want to meet. 903 01:06:18,634 --> 01:06:22,184 We wish to go back in time and meet the original children, 904 01:06:22,186 --> 01:06:24,392 the ones from E. Nesbit's book Five Children and It. 905 01:06:24,394 --> 01:06:26,504 That's your wish? I thought you were gonna... 906 01:06:26,506 --> 01:06:29,000 I just wanna ask them something. 907 01:06:29,002 --> 01:06:31,337 Time travel wishes are dangerous. 908 01:06:31,339 --> 01:06:34,153 Timelines change, people stop existing. 909 01:06:34,155 --> 01:06:37,672 There's always consequences with time travel. Always. 910 01:06:37,674 --> 01:06:40,328 - I'm decided. - Fine. 911 01:06:40,330 --> 01:06:42,440 Who cares about reality anyway? 912 01:06:45,483 --> 01:06:47,976 Wait. What if we wanna get back? 913 01:06:47,978 --> 01:06:50,056 You see that shell? 914 01:06:50,058 --> 01:06:52,808 Blow on that if you get into bother. 915 01:06:52,810 --> 01:06:54,248 Is it magic? 916 01:06:54,250 --> 01:06:57,161 I don't know, one of them is. Might be that one. 917 01:07:15,882 --> 01:07:16,938 Gracious. 918 01:07:18,027 --> 01:07:20,297 You're a rum-looking lot. 919 01:07:20,299 --> 01:07:22,664 Said the dude in fancy dress. 920 01:07:22,666 --> 01:07:26,536 - I beg your pardon? - Do you speak English? 921 01:07:26,538 --> 01:07:28,649 She's American. We're from the future. 922 01:07:28,651 --> 01:07:30,536 The Psammead sent us back here to meet you. 923 01:07:30,538 --> 01:07:32,777 Golly, that's a cracking wish. 924 01:07:32,779 --> 01:07:34,441 Perhaps we should wish to go to your time. 925 01:07:34,443 --> 01:07:36,040 Not in that getup. 926 01:07:36,042 --> 01:07:38,122 Says the girl in the scarecrow costume. 927 01:07:39,435 --> 01:07:40,619 I'm Cyril. 928 01:07:42,698 --> 01:07:43,656 Ros. 929 01:07:43,658 --> 01:07:45,576 And this must be Robert, 930 01:07:45,578 --> 01:07:47,595 Jane, Anthea and Elam. 931 01:07:49,131 --> 01:07:51,752 Listen, there was something we wanted to ask you. 932 01:07:51,754 --> 01:07:54,216 Is there a way to make a wish permanent? 933 01:07:54,218 --> 01:07:55,817 There's something I really want to ask for, 934 01:07:55,819 --> 01:07:58,120 but it has to last forever, not just a day. 935 01:07:58,122 --> 01:08:00,872 - You mean you don't know yet? - Tell me. 936 01:08:00,874 --> 01:08:03,976 That's simple. You just wish for something else. 937 01:08:03,978 --> 01:08:06,760 - Something that can... - Bloody poachers! 938 01:08:06,762 --> 01:08:09,736 - Scarper! - Scrumpers! I knew it! 939 01:08:09,738 --> 01:08:12,488 Scarper! 940 01:08:12,490 --> 01:08:14,984 Caught ya, boy. 941 01:08:14,986 --> 01:08:17,833 I didn't steal anything! 942 01:08:17,835 --> 01:08:20,296 Don't you dare, don't you dare move your earlobe. 943 01:08:20,298 --> 01:08:24,008 Ow! Get off of me! Stop it! 944 01:08:24,010 --> 01:08:27,337 Ow, let go. You're hurting me! 945 01:08:27,339 --> 01:08:30,760 Empty your pockets. Let's see your loot. 946 01:08:30,762 --> 01:08:32,969 Let's see what you've stolen from me, what you have pilfered. 947 01:08:32,971 --> 01:08:34,729 Come on, what have you got in there? 948 01:08:34,731 --> 01:08:37,769 Hop to it. Shell, yes. That's no interest to me. 949 01:08:37,771 --> 01:08:39,752 - Hey! - What's this now? 950 01:08:42,474 --> 01:08:44,235 What sorcery is this?! 951 01:08:46,954 --> 01:08:50,377 What are these infernal beasts trapped within here? 952 01:08:50,379 --> 01:08:54,248 - See how enraged they are! - They're angry birds? 953 01:08:54,250 --> 01:08:55,976 I'm not surprised. 954 01:08:55,978 --> 01:08:58,985 Trapped for all eternity in a prison. 955 01:09:01,450 --> 01:09:03,944 - Hey... - What are ya? 956 01:09:03,946 --> 01:09:08,104 A witch? A sorcerer? A necromancer? 957 01:09:08,106 --> 01:09:10,409 A leprechaun? A Frenchman? 958 01:09:10,411 --> 01:09:12,329 Whatever it is you are, 959 01:09:12,331 --> 01:09:15,816 I'll wager you're highly collectable. 960 01:09:15,818 --> 01:09:19,304 - A real treasure. - Please, I'm a girl. 961 01:09:19,306 --> 01:09:21,034 The Psammead brought us here. 962 01:09:21,994 --> 01:09:23,849 Psammead? 963 01:09:23,851 --> 01:09:26,089 Well, who's this Psammead? 964 01:09:26,091 --> 01:09:27,881 I don't know, it's... it's not a person. 965 01:09:27,883 --> 01:09:30,824 It's just this thing that gives us wishes. 966 01:09:30,826 --> 01:09:33,385 Interesting. 967 01:09:33,387 --> 01:09:37,898 And where might I find this magical wish-granting entity? 968 01:09:38,890 --> 01:09:41,067 Tell me! Tell me! 969 01:09:44,650 --> 01:09:46,794 I shan't be asking you again. 970 01:09:49,930 --> 01:09:51,691 You got that right! 971 01:10:09,514 --> 01:10:11,754 Ros! Come on! 972 01:10:13,099 --> 01:10:15,464 Robbie! How did you... 973 01:10:15,466 --> 01:10:17,864 Smash got Cyril to go back and see the Psammead. 974 01:10:17,866 --> 01:10:20,392 And I wished for us to have superpowers! 975 01:10:20,394 --> 01:10:23,272 I've got x-ray vision, so I can see through walls. 976 01:10:23,274 --> 01:10:25,000 That's how we found you. 977 01:10:25,002 --> 01:10:27,976 Maudie's telekinetic, and Smash has super strength. 978 01:10:27,978 --> 01:10:29,000 And you've got... 979 01:10:30,123 --> 01:10:33,032 Laser eyes. Cool. 980 01:10:45,195 --> 01:10:46,986 This is a wheeze! 981 01:10:59,979 --> 01:11:01,801 We have to get out of here, right now. 982 01:11:01,803 --> 01:11:03,049 The Psammead's in danger. 983 01:11:03,051 --> 01:11:05,386 Come on, this is fun. 984 01:11:08,074 --> 01:11:10,603 You see that? That's Tristan's great-grandfather over there. 985 01:11:12,394 --> 01:11:14,345 Once he's seen all this, he's going to spend the rest of his life 986 01:11:14,347 --> 01:11:16,040 hunting down the Psammead. 987 01:11:16,042 --> 01:11:19,208 That was his life's quest, and I just handed it to him. 988 01:11:19,210 --> 01:11:21,289 Our Tristan's hunting him, too! 989 01:11:21,291 --> 01:11:23,754 Then I guess we ought to do something about that. 990 01:11:37,002 --> 01:11:38,091 Where's the Psammead? 991 01:11:39,403 --> 01:11:40,810 There! 992 01:11:45,291 --> 01:11:46,827 My offerings! 993 01:11:48,171 --> 01:11:49,867 My offerings! 994 01:11:52,683 --> 01:11:55,273 Oh, my gosh. It's true. 995 01:11:55,275 --> 01:11:57,610 The legend is true. 996 01:12:00,586 --> 01:12:03,145 Leave this to me. Smash power! 997 01:12:03,147 --> 01:12:04,936 - Smash! - Ow, ow. 998 01:12:04,938 --> 01:12:07,273 That wish expired about a hundred years ago. 999 01:12:07,275 --> 01:12:08,874 Come on! 1000 01:12:11,818 --> 01:12:12,811 Maudie! 1001 01:12:13,771 --> 01:12:15,529 - Stop! Stop it! - Stop! 1002 01:12:15,531 --> 01:12:18,280 Out of the way! The creature's mine! 1003 01:12:18,282 --> 01:12:21,096 - Try and make us! - Oh, okay then! 1004 01:12:22,570 --> 01:12:23,530 Come on! 1005 01:12:40,971 --> 01:12:42,186 Huh... 1006 01:12:46,026 --> 01:12:48,040 Oh, run, Maudie, run! 1007 01:12:55,018 --> 01:12:56,618 Oh, this is really helping. 1008 01:13:02,698 --> 01:13:03,787 To the tunnel! 1009 01:13:17,835 --> 01:13:19,849 My beautiful offerings! Take me back! 1010 01:13:19,851 --> 01:13:21,224 Didn't we just rescue you? 1011 01:13:21,226 --> 01:13:22,921 Oh, well, that... that was rescuing, was it? 1012 01:13:22,923 --> 01:13:24,905 I'm sorry, I thought you were trying to kill me. 1013 01:13:24,907 --> 01:13:26,600 If you have a problem with our rescuing, 1014 01:13:26,602 --> 01:13:28,585 then maybe you should have magicked yourself out of it! 1015 01:13:28,587 --> 01:13:31,627 - I can't do magic on myself. - Well, that sucks. 1016 01:13:37,962 --> 01:13:40,969 Hey! You! I'm stuck! 1017 01:13:40,971 --> 01:13:44,105 We'll tell the coastguard in a couple of days! 1018 01:13:44,107 --> 01:13:45,289 Maybe a week! 1019 01:13:49,003 --> 01:13:51,658 I am really sorry about your beach. 1020 01:13:53,739 --> 01:13:57,512 - It's not your fault. - Well, actually... 1021 01:13:57,514 --> 01:14:01,033 you know that whole going-back-in-time thing 1022 01:14:01,035 --> 01:14:07,304 may kind have been what made the Trents obsessed with hunting you down. 1023 01:14:07,306 --> 01:14:11,144 Oh. Oh, I see. 1024 01:14:11,146 --> 01:14:14,504 Gosh, you must feel so awful about that. 1025 01:14:14,506 --> 01:14:16,328 Look, don't worry. 1026 01:14:16,330 --> 01:14:19,721 Seriously, I was thinking of moving on anyway. 1027 01:14:19,723 --> 01:14:22,601 - Really? - No, not really! 1028 01:14:22,603 --> 01:14:25,160 I've lived on that beach for a hundred million years. 1029 01:14:25,162 --> 01:14:27,752 It's survived global floods, two ice ages, 1030 01:14:27,754 --> 01:14:30,985 and a comet which wiped out most of the life on earth. 1031 01:14:30,987 --> 01:14:33,769 But apparently, it couldn't survive you! 1032 01:14:33,771 --> 01:14:36,073 I'll... I'll make it up to you. 1033 01:14:45,098 --> 01:14:46,601 Wow! 1034 01:14:46,603 --> 01:14:48,425 - That actually looks edible. - Hey! 1035 01:14:49,387 --> 01:14:50,824 Hitting is unacceptable. 1036 01:14:50,826 --> 01:14:52,136 I can be very, very, 1037 01:14:52,138 --> 01:14:54,698 very unreasonable about it. 1038 01:14:56,554 --> 01:14:58,985 Those kids never finished telling you what you wanted. 1039 01:14:58,987 --> 01:15:02,792 How to make a wish last forever? I worked that out. 1040 01:15:02,794 --> 01:15:05,672 The Psammead's wishes always end at sunset. 1041 01:15:05,674 --> 01:15:08,648 But what if we wish for something else? 1042 01:15:08,650 --> 01:15:12,649 What if we wish for something that could make permanent magic? 1043 01:15:12,651 --> 01:15:14,730 Like another Psammead? 1044 01:15:16,042 --> 01:15:17,992 No. 1045 01:15:17,994 --> 01:15:19,656 I'm more thinking an app 1046 01:15:19,658 --> 01:15:22,504 that makes people fall in love forever. 1047 01:15:22,506 --> 01:15:24,584 Puts everything back as it was. 1048 01:15:24,586 --> 01:15:27,944 So, the app disappears at sunset, 1049 01:15:27,946 --> 01:15:30,280 but then both our parents are still together! 1050 01:15:30,282 --> 01:15:32,264 Ros, you're awesome. 1051 01:15:32,266 --> 01:15:35,626 Thanks. You're pretty okay, too. 1052 01:15:37,611 --> 01:15:39,435 How are we gonna sneak him in? 1053 01:15:44,203 --> 01:15:46,602 Wait, stop. I think I heard something. 1054 01:15:56,394 --> 01:15:57,483 Um... 1055 01:16:13,930 --> 01:16:18,634 Hmm. There's a startling lack of, uh, sand. 1056 01:16:21,258 --> 01:16:23,499 Eh... I'll get the buckets. 1057 01:16:28,203 --> 01:16:29,896 Dad says you spoke to Mum. 1058 01:16:29,898 --> 01:16:32,233 Yeah, she's doing really well, you know. 1059 01:16:32,235 --> 01:16:34,792 I think this university stuff's just a temporary thing. 1060 01:16:34,794 --> 01:16:37,769 - She still really likes... - Stop. Just don't. 1061 01:16:37,771 --> 01:16:40,841 She's had to make a lot of very difficult choices, Robbie. 1062 01:16:40,843 --> 01:16:42,824 It's not like any of this is straightforward. 1063 01:16:42,826 --> 01:16:44,777 - And then there's... - That's dad talking. 1064 01:16:44,779 --> 01:16:47,530 She left us, Ros. She left us. 1065 01:16:58,602 --> 01:17:00,745 Oh, okay, it's ice cream. 1066 01:17:00,747 --> 01:17:02,057 Say it in... say it in a British... 1067 01:17:02,059 --> 01:17:05,320 You go ice cream! 1068 01:17:05,322 --> 01:17:06,344 What do you think? 1069 01:17:06,346 --> 01:17:07,721 Well, it's not on fire, 1070 01:17:07,723 --> 01:17:09,769 so I guess it's good. 1071 01:17:09,771 --> 01:17:12,265 This has never happened before, trust me. 1072 01:17:12,267 --> 01:17:15,464 - Now say water bottle. - Water bottle. 1073 01:17:15,466 --> 01:17:17,417 Water bottle. 1074 01:17:17,419 --> 01:17:19,049 - What was that? - Oh, just me. 1075 01:17:20,554 --> 01:17:22,664 It sounded like it was upstairs. 1076 01:17:23,754 --> 01:17:25,480 Oh, actually, you know what? 1077 01:17:25,482 --> 01:17:29,256 I am tired and would like to go upstairs to do some sleeping. 1078 01:17:29,258 --> 01:17:32,072 I'm also very tired too, so, yeah, I should turn in. 1079 01:17:32,074 --> 01:17:35,050 Oh, me too. I'm really tired. Thank you. 1080 01:17:36,331 --> 01:17:37,864 What's going on? 1081 01:17:37,866 --> 01:17:39,880 There's a sand monster in the bath. 1082 01:17:39,882 --> 01:17:41,227 It's mean, but we love it. 1083 01:17:43,882 --> 01:17:44,971 Oh... 1084 01:17:50,571 --> 01:17:51,787 Oh! 1085 01:17:53,482 --> 01:17:54,634 Offerings. 1086 01:17:56,427 --> 01:18:00,138 We seriously have to find it a new place to live. 1087 01:18:01,898 --> 01:18:03,307 Do you think it's the tart? 1088 01:18:04,842 --> 01:18:05,960 There's no way it's the tart. 1089 01:18:05,962 --> 01:18:08,009 - The tart's amazing. - Yeah?! 1090 01:18:08,011 --> 01:18:09,929 Yeah. 1091 01:18:09,931 --> 01:18:11,752 Actually, do you think I should check on them? 1092 01:18:11,754 --> 01:18:12,968 Oh, no. They're up to stuff 1093 01:18:12,970 --> 01:18:14,536 they don't want us to know about. 1094 01:18:14,538 --> 01:18:16,362 It's like we're a real family already. 1095 01:18:38,059 --> 01:18:40,426 Mmm... Mm... 1096 01:18:46,026 --> 01:18:47,528 It has to be one sentence. 1097 01:18:47,530 --> 01:18:49,289 It is, these are semicolons. 1098 01:18:49,291 --> 01:18:52,873 Wow, a use for punctuation. Who knew? 1099 01:18:52,875 --> 01:18:55,880 You know, if it's too vague or if there's holes in it, then... 1100 01:18:55,882 --> 01:18:58,249 It's not. It's watertight. 1101 01:18:58,251 --> 01:19:00,872 Tomorrow everything will go back to how it should be. 1102 01:19:00,874 --> 01:19:03,304 Our real parents back together. 1103 01:19:03,306 --> 01:19:06,216 Not just together. In love, forever. 1104 01:19:06,218 --> 01:19:08,200 Will be like we never even met. 1105 01:19:30,378 --> 01:19:33,002 It was my favorite when I was her age. 1106 01:19:41,227 --> 01:19:44,043 Tell her you got it, though. I don't want her to think I'm trying to buy her. 1107 01:19:45,642 --> 01:19:50,024 Four children. Double trouble. 1108 01:19:50,026 --> 01:19:51,848 Do you think we can handle it? 1109 01:19:51,850 --> 01:19:53,545 What's life without a challenge? 1110 01:19:53,547 --> 01:19:55,146 Really peaceful. 1111 01:19:57,387 --> 01:20:00,968 Oh... I can't wait to see them grow and blossom. 1112 01:20:00,970 --> 01:20:02,792 Yeah, maybe. 1113 01:20:02,794 --> 01:20:04,424 I wish that they'd never grow... 1114 01:20:04,426 --> 01:20:06,826 Do not complete that sentence! 1115 01:20:10,762 --> 01:20:12,490 Hey, you're supposed to be asleep! 1116 01:20:13,963 --> 01:20:16,330 Oh, Smash, I, uh... 1117 01:20:18,346 --> 01:20:19,467 fixed your phone. 1118 01:20:20,458 --> 01:20:22,922 Uh, thanks. 1119 01:20:24,106 --> 01:20:26,379 It's not as flashy as it was before but... 1120 01:20:27,531 --> 01:20:30,027 But it works. That's what counts, right? 1121 01:20:32,971 --> 01:20:34,186 Yeah. 1122 01:20:38,346 --> 01:20:39,498 All right. 1123 01:20:43,114 --> 01:20:44,746 Okay, girls, go back to sleep now. 1124 01:21:16,011 --> 01:21:17,674 Sunrise. 1125 01:21:19,051 --> 01:21:21,067 Smash, wake up. The wish. 1126 01:21:22,186 --> 01:21:24,043 Mmm. 1127 01:21:28,683 --> 01:21:30,889 Stop! No! 1128 01:21:30,891 --> 01:21:33,483 Girls? Girls, what's going on in there? 1129 01:21:37,258 --> 01:21:40,969 - Why are you wet? - Um, I... 1130 01:21:40,971 --> 01:21:45,001 Sorry, did we wake you getting showered? 1131 01:21:45,003 --> 01:21:47,496 This holiday is just so great. 1132 01:21:47,498 --> 01:21:50,089 - Why sleep through it, right? - Yeah, yeah. 1133 01:21:50,091 --> 01:21:54,313 We just thought we should make an early start and see the sun come up. 1134 01:21:54,315 --> 01:21:55,784 Do you know what? 1135 01:21:55,786 --> 01:21:59,528 That is a brilliant idea. Let's do it. 1136 01:21:59,530 --> 01:22:03,337 Let's start the day. Let's have breakfast on the beach! 1137 01:22:03,339 --> 01:22:04,810 What? 1138 01:22:07,179 --> 01:22:08,170 Ros... 1139 01:22:09,706 --> 01:22:12,616 let's have a bit of human interaction today. 1140 01:22:12,618 --> 01:22:13,930 Leave the books behind, all right? 1141 01:22:28,906 --> 01:22:30,154 Them. 1142 01:22:31,690 --> 01:22:33,224 - No! - Come on, 1143 01:22:33,226 --> 01:22:35,466 if you can rescue a Psammead, you can do this. 1144 01:22:42,699 --> 01:22:43,755 Ooh. 1145 01:22:48,586 --> 01:22:49,962 Eh... 1146 01:23:22,698 --> 01:23:26,089 You got this. You'll be so cool. Just do it. 1147 01:23:26,091 --> 01:23:27,336 Ow! 1148 01:23:27,338 --> 01:23:28,937 What are you doing, psycho? 1149 01:23:28,939 --> 01:23:31,369 - I'm sorry, I... - No. 1150 01:23:31,371 --> 01:23:32,777 You've got issues. 1151 01:23:32,779 --> 01:23:35,914 I... I don't know what came over me. 1152 01:23:38,122 --> 01:23:40,363 So, do you want to get an ice cream? 1153 01:24:03,882 --> 01:24:06,154 Okay, girls. Time to go. 1154 01:24:10,123 --> 01:24:11,722 Ah... 1155 01:24:21,483 --> 01:24:23,434 Huh? 1156 01:24:27,818 --> 01:24:29,449 Ah... 1157 01:24:38,890 --> 01:24:40,681 Hey! 1158 01:24:40,683 --> 01:24:42,699 I wanna... I wanna see more photos. 1159 01:24:47,371 --> 01:24:49,928 What's so funny? 1160 01:24:49,930 --> 01:24:51,147 Door's open. 1161 01:24:58,027 --> 01:25:00,137 - We've been robbed! - What the...? 1162 01:25:10,699 --> 01:25:12,138 Tristan. 1163 01:25:15,786 --> 01:25:18,632 - Ros! - Tell my dad I've gone for a walk. 1164 01:25:18,634 --> 01:25:19,784 No, I'm coming, too. 1165 01:25:19,786 --> 01:25:22,472 No, just, go away, okay? This is my mess. 1166 01:25:22,474 --> 01:25:24,424 If I hadn't made that stupid time-travel wish, 1167 01:25:24,426 --> 01:25:25,705 none of this would have happened. 1168 01:25:25,707 --> 01:25:26,888 I have to sort it out. 1169 01:25:26,890 --> 01:25:29,801 No, you don't. We do. 1170 01:25:29,803 --> 01:25:32,074 This is our mess, too. 1171 01:25:33,579 --> 01:25:35,432 Fine, just, come on then. 1172 01:25:35,434 --> 01:25:37,960 It'll be pretty easy to get in. 1173 01:25:37,962 --> 01:25:39,368 We can force a window or something. 1174 01:25:39,370 --> 01:25:40,971 I mean, the place is pretty run down. 1175 01:25:46,987 --> 01:25:48,651 Whoa. 1176 01:25:51,658 --> 01:25:52,714 Get off! 1177 01:25:53,866 --> 01:25:55,786 Get off of me! 1178 01:25:58,603 --> 01:26:00,296 Welcome! 1179 01:26:00,298 --> 01:26:03,178 I knew you wouldn't be able to resist! 1180 01:26:04,234 --> 01:26:07,145 Well... what do you think? 1181 01:26:07,147 --> 01:26:09,032 Dazzling, isn't it? 1182 01:26:09,034 --> 01:26:10,985 When do the fashion police get here? 1183 01:26:10,987 --> 01:26:12,872 You might still have time to run. 1184 01:26:15,051 --> 01:26:16,395 Bring them to me. 1185 01:26:17,931 --> 01:26:21,160 But I suppose I do owe you a debt of gratitude. 1186 01:26:21,162 --> 01:26:23,050 Une French Fancy? 1187 01:26:24,651 --> 01:26:26,504 The only thing we want is the Psammead. 1188 01:26:26,506 --> 01:26:29,896 - Where is he? - Psammead? 1189 01:26:29,898 --> 01:26:33,800 Psammead, Psammead, Psammead, Psammead. 1190 01:26:35,179 --> 01:26:37,576 Psammead... 1191 01:26:37,578 --> 01:26:39,625 Oh! 1192 01:26:39,627 --> 01:26:42,571 You mean my latest acquisition! 1193 01:26:45,483 --> 01:26:47,914 - What have you done to him? - Nothing! 1194 01:26:48,906 --> 01:26:51,049 Couple of mild electric shocks. 1195 01:26:51,051 --> 01:26:53,864 Nothing that would trouble the Geneva Convention. 1196 01:26:53,866 --> 01:26:55,304 It's a bit of a wuss, to be honest with you. 1197 01:26:55,306 --> 01:26:57,161 Let him go. 1198 01:26:57,163 --> 01:26:59,945 - He's given you everything that you want. - This? 1199 01:26:59,947 --> 01:27:03,560 This isjust the beginning. First thing I thought of. 1200 01:27:03,562 --> 01:27:07,144 Plush pad, purple lady army, velvet. 1201 01:27:07,146 --> 01:27:10,570 And it's refusing to give me any more. Hmm? 1202 01:27:30,154 --> 01:27:33,160 Please... 1203 01:27:33,162 --> 01:27:36,040 - I can't. - Do you see? 1204 01:27:36,042 --> 01:27:40,234 I need you kids to help me change its mind. 1205 01:27:41,451 --> 01:27:43,112 It won't listen to us. 1206 01:27:43,114 --> 01:27:46,088 It can only do one wish a day. Any more is dangerous for him. 1207 01:27:46,090 --> 01:27:47,081 He could hurt himself. 1208 01:27:47,083 --> 01:27:48,584 Oh, Ros, my dear child. 1209 01:27:48,586 --> 01:27:50,857 I don't need you to talk to it. 1210 01:27:50,859 --> 01:27:55,625 I need you here so that I can change its mind. 1211 01:27:55,627 --> 01:27:57,387 Get off my sister! 1212 01:27:58,378 --> 01:27:59,850 Please don't hurt them. 1213 01:28:01,162 --> 01:28:05,321 Well, that's rather up to you, isn't it? 1214 01:28:05,323 --> 01:28:09,226 More wishes, please. 1215 01:28:10,827 --> 01:28:12,776 Very well. 1216 01:28:12,778 --> 01:28:16,362 If you must. Make a wish. 1217 01:28:17,418 --> 01:28:18,505 I wish that... 1218 01:28:18,507 --> 01:28:21,673 Ah! Very good, very good! 1219 01:28:21,675 --> 01:28:23,465 Nearly got me there. Shoot that one first. 1220 01:28:24,586 --> 01:28:25,898 Stop. 1221 01:28:27,818 --> 01:28:32,233 Take your wish, Tristan Trent. It will be your last. 1222 01:28:32,235 --> 01:28:33,992 Yes, yes. Spare me the platitudes. 1223 01:28:33,994 --> 01:28:36,680 Gold! 1224 01:28:36,682 --> 01:28:38,984 I wish for gold, creature. 1225 01:28:38,986 --> 01:28:41,835 Beyond the dreams of man. 1226 01:29:01,099 --> 01:29:03,210 Where's my gold? 1227 01:29:27,338 --> 01:29:31,721 Children... you have to... 1228 01:29:31,723 --> 01:29:34,153 you-you-you have to... 1229 01:29:40,875 --> 01:29:44,009 It's okay, Psammead. We'll take care of you. 1230 01:29:44,011 --> 01:29:48,075 No. You have to leave. 1231 01:29:49,099 --> 01:29:50,250 Now. 1232 01:29:52,426 --> 01:29:55,627 Ooh, yeah. 1233 01:30:24,459 --> 01:30:26,026 Help! 1234 01:31:03,819 --> 01:31:05,835 Poor sand monster. 1235 01:31:09,418 --> 01:31:12,490 Sammy? Sammy! 1236 01:31:13,579 --> 01:31:16,971 No. No. No... 1237 01:31:21,163 --> 01:31:23,081 Robbie, Robbie, stop. 1238 01:31:23,083 --> 01:31:25,129 No. No... 1239 01:31:25,131 --> 01:31:27,594 I... I can't. 1240 01:31:31,371 --> 01:31:33,160 I can't. 1241 01:32:05,227 --> 01:32:07,179 Shoe sand, yum, yum. 1242 01:32:09,931 --> 01:32:11,914 Maudie. 1243 01:32:13,803 --> 01:32:15,721 Sand monster's hungry. 1244 01:32:38,698 --> 01:32:40,362 Do you mind? 1245 01:33:06,411 --> 01:33:07,592 Careful. 1246 01:33:07,594 --> 01:33:09,352 You're gonna love this new beach. 1247 01:33:09,354 --> 01:33:11,467 - What's the sand like? - Be quiet. 1248 01:33:13,387 --> 01:33:15,433 Shh. 1249 01:33:15,435 --> 01:33:18,123 Oh... I'll take that. 1250 01:33:25,578 --> 01:33:26,921 Okay, let's go. 1251 01:33:26,923 --> 01:33:28,649 Last day, let's make the most of it. 1252 01:33:28,651 --> 01:33:31,529 I can take your bag for you. Yeah. 1253 01:33:31,531 --> 01:33:33,034 Thank you! 1254 01:33:34,443 --> 01:33:36,938 I think I'm sitting on a snorkel. 1255 01:33:40,042 --> 01:33:41,321 Ow! 1256 01:33:41,323 --> 01:33:42,858 - Oh! - Sorry! 1257 01:33:57,066 --> 01:33:58,472 Mind your head. 1258 01:33:58,474 --> 01:34:00,584 All right. 1259 01:34:00,586 --> 01:34:02,312 Hurry! 1260 01:34:02,314 --> 01:34:05,065 Girls! What's that? Where are you going? 1261 01:34:05,067 --> 01:34:07,208 What's that?! 1262 01:34:07,210 --> 01:34:09,130 It's just a shell, baby. 1263 01:34:12,907 --> 01:34:14,729 See? 1264 01:34:14,731 --> 01:34:16,362 Okay, I'm over it now. 1265 01:34:17,355 --> 01:34:18,826 Okay. 1266 01:34:29,323 --> 01:34:30,602 Hmm... 1267 01:34:48,874 --> 01:34:50,888 Good grain. 1268 01:34:50,890 --> 01:34:52,810 That's quality. 1269 01:35:08,074 --> 01:35:09,769 So, this will do? 1270 01:35:09,771 --> 01:35:11,976 Oh, yes. I'm digging deep. 1271 01:35:11,978 --> 01:35:16,712 No one's finding me for another hundred years, if I have any luck. 1272 01:35:16,714 --> 01:35:19,081 Now, if you'll excuse me. 1273 01:35:19,083 --> 01:35:22,217 - Wait! - Our final wish. 1274 01:35:22,219 --> 01:35:26,667 Okay, for the last time. Wish me. 1275 01:35:28,491 --> 01:35:31,402 So... you're really gonna do it then? 1276 01:35:32,619 --> 01:35:35,240 Yeah, our mum and dad back together. 1277 01:35:35,242 --> 01:35:37,291 Robbie, don't you want to be happy? 1278 01:35:45,738 --> 01:35:48,456 "We wish to create a mobile phone application..." 1279 01:35:48,458 --> 01:35:49,736 Mmm? 1280 01:35:49,738 --> 01:35:51,433 "...hereafter referred to as an app..." 1281 01:35:51,435 --> 01:35:53,512 - Ros... - What? 1282 01:35:53,514 --> 01:35:56,777 Why is your shoe flashing? 1283 01:35:56,779 --> 01:35:59,144 I don't know, but... 1284 01:35:59,146 --> 01:36:02,024 Where is it? Eh? 1285 01:36:02,026 --> 01:36:03,882 - Where is it? - I don't... 1286 01:36:09,099 --> 01:36:11,019 I have a signal! 1287 01:36:12,043 --> 01:36:13,963 Yay, we have a signal. 1288 01:36:15,274 --> 01:36:18,184 Okay... 1289 01:36:18,186 --> 01:36:22,347 Two-hundred and eighty-seven emails. Nineteen voicemails. 1290 01:36:28,171 --> 01:36:30,856 I'm on vacation. 1291 01:36:37,546 --> 01:36:39,752 Is that...? Hang on. 1292 01:36:45,418 --> 01:36:47,305 - Show me to its nest. - Ow! 1293 01:36:47,307 --> 01:36:49,385 Where it does its business! 1294 01:36:49,387 --> 01:36:51,944 Take me to its lair! Its dwelling place! 1295 01:36:51,946 --> 01:36:55,273 What are you doing?! 1296 01:36:55,275 --> 01:36:57,512 - What's going on? - Stinking... 1297 01:36:57,514 --> 01:36:59,177 - What's going on?! - Stay out of this, this doesn't concern you. 1298 01:36:59,179 --> 01:37:01,033 It's between me and these children. 1299 01:37:01,035 --> 01:37:03,560 Hang on a minute. Just calm down. I'm sure we can all... 1300 01:37:03,562 --> 01:37:04,712 Yeah, I think you should calm down. 1301 01:37:04,714 --> 01:37:05,737 Let me carry out my investigation. 1302 01:37:05,739 --> 01:37:06,728 Mr. Trent, be reasonable. 1303 01:37:06,730 --> 01:37:08,168 I'm being reasonable! 1304 01:37:08,170 --> 01:37:10,409 I've not shot them or flogged them, have I? 1305 01:37:10,411 --> 01:37:13,544 Now why don't you toddle off into the dunes with your American tart, 1306 01:37:13,546 --> 01:37:15,272 and let me take care of business? 1307 01:37:17,770 --> 01:37:19,912 You keep your hands off my family! 1308 01:37:19,914 --> 01:37:21,576 Alice, phone the police. 1309 01:37:21,578 --> 01:37:24,907 Oh, yes. Um, well, I have a phone, too. 1310 01:37:26,026 --> 01:37:27,531 Four bars. 1311 01:37:34,186 --> 01:37:35,978 Ros, stop. 1312 01:37:37,066 --> 01:37:40,201 No, Ros, no. 1313 01:37:40,203 --> 01:37:43,594 But the wish, I... I never made the wish! 1314 01:37:45,226 --> 01:37:47,947 It was just here. It can't have gone far. 1315 01:37:49,867 --> 01:37:51,946 Why aren't you helping me?! 1316 01:37:53,226 --> 01:37:55,240 It... it's gone, Ros. 1317 01:37:55,242 --> 01:37:58,345 No. I want it back. I want it back! 1318 01:37:58,347 --> 01:37:59,946 Let it go. 1319 01:38:03,307 --> 01:38:05,065 Well, I... I don't know about anyone else, 1320 01:38:05,067 --> 01:38:07,722 but I'm still looking forward to hearing this ludicrous wish. 1321 01:38:14,698 --> 01:38:17,480 We wish... 1322 01:38:17,482 --> 01:38:19,275 Can they say goodbye first? 1323 01:38:25,323 --> 01:38:27,466 We had a good time, didn't we? 1324 01:38:28,906 --> 01:38:30,570 We had the best. 1325 01:38:35,722 --> 01:38:37,738 But I don't wanna say goodbye. 1326 01:38:38,827 --> 01:38:42,186 But we have to, Maudie. We have to. 1327 01:38:49,834 --> 01:38:51,403 I wish... 1328 01:38:54,379 --> 01:38:55,755 I wish... 1329 01:39:09,162 --> 01:39:10,603 I wish... 1330 01:39:17,034 --> 01:39:20,905 I wish that you have a long, peaceful sleep in the sand, 1331 01:39:20,907 --> 01:39:24,426 and no one disturbs you for at least another hundred years. 1332 01:39:25,578 --> 01:39:27,850 Maybe there's hope for you yet. 1333 01:39:32,650 --> 01:39:36,232 - Goodbye, Psammead. - Bye, Psammead. 1334 01:39:36,234 --> 01:39:37,930 Thanks for the horrible wishes. 1335 01:39:39,178 --> 01:39:40,776 Well, goodbye, children. 1336 01:39:40,778 --> 01:39:42,219 It's been awful knowing you. 1337 01:39:43,339 --> 01:39:45,898 Bye-bye, sand monster. 1338 01:39:50,026 --> 01:39:51,531 See you never. 1339 01:39:53,418 --> 01:39:55,690 That I can promise. 1340 01:40:10,698 --> 01:40:11,977 And just the way he was behaving. 1341 01:40:11,979 --> 01:40:13,480 Don't... don't... now, don't arrest me. 1342 01:40:13,482 --> 01:40:15,625 There's been a misunderstanding. Un-arrest me. 1343 01:40:15,627 --> 01:40:18,344 Arrest them! If you're gonna arrest anybody. 1344 01:40:18,346 --> 01:40:20,713 He struck me, she's American, 1345 01:40:20,715 --> 01:40:23,016 they destroyed my house with a magical sand thing! 1346 01:40:23,018 --> 01:40:25,802 It decimated my mansion! It's in ruins! 1347 01:40:29,994 --> 01:40:31,179 Kids? 1348 01:40:32,266 --> 01:40:34,121 Are you all right? 1349 01:40:34,123 --> 01:40:36,616 We're fine. 1350 01:40:36,618 --> 01:40:38,442 We're all completely fine. 1351 01:41:59,595 --> 01:42:02,314 - There you go. - Thank you. 1352 01:42:04,938 --> 01:42:07,016 I wish I could be a writer one day. 1353 01:42:07,018 --> 01:42:10,090 Well, you're never too old for wishes, huh? 1354 01:42:14,059 --> 01:42:15,915 Have a nice day. 1355 01:42:17,835 --> 01:42:20,587 Could you sign it for Jacqueline, please? 1356 01:42:22,666 --> 01:42:24,267 Of course! 1357 01:42:33,067 --> 01:42:34,698 Thank you. 1358 01:42:38,035 --> 01:42:40,296 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 97126