All language subtitles for Vanderpump Rules - 8x24_track1_eng

- Andy:
Tonight, it's the conclusion

of the "vanderpump rules"
reunion.

- I have a bone
to ----ing pick.

- Uh-oh.
- Here we go.

I ----ing lo--I lost it.

- It came out the wrong way.

- Yeah, it definitely came out
the wrong way.

- Have you apologized
to people

and not meant it?
You just did it just to get by?

- Not really.

- I was like,
"so, how am I paying you,

blow job or money?"
- no.

- No.
- No.

- She gets the job done.
- Cheers to that.

I'm, like, in a glass case
of emotions right now.

I don't know what that was.
- I felt kind of backstabbed.

- Not one person on this show
is perfect.

- [ singsongy ]
jax is ----ing bothered.

- I can't stand them.

- Andy always has
something against me.

- I like you a lot.

- You have a weird way
of showing it.

- Part 3 of
the "vanderpump rules" reunion

starts now.

♪ just raise your glasses high ♪

♪ this one's for you tonight ♪

all right, guys, here we go.

Um, do we have sandoval
coming back?

- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

He's...Peeing.

- Okay, well, we just had
20 minutes to pee.

- Tom, why didn't
you pee before? I pooped.

- [ laughs ]

- okay, all right.

- We are back with
lisa vanderpump and the gang

from sur and tomtom.

Well, all summer long,

stassi's constant push
to get engaged

almost sent beau
to an early grave.

Take a look.

- Oh, my god. Are you saying
we're getting married?

- Come on. Come on.

- Are you saying
we're getting married?

- Sometime. Oh, maybe.
At some point.

- Are you saying
we're getting married?

- At some point.
- Oh, my god. It feels like

we just got married
'cause I have my veil on.

I don't have, like, time
to do anything.

How are we gonna have time
to get married?

- Oh, my god.

- Do you think
when we get married,

we could have someone
from "game of thrones" marry us?

- Can we just chill out on the
wedding stuff for just a second?

- Fine.

- You're getting another ring?
- Well--

- this is bullsh--
and not fair.

I can't even get one ring.
- [ laughs ]

- yes! Yes!

- Yay!
[ laughter ]

- thank you, mrs. Clark.

- [ lowered voice ]
did you hear that? Mrs. Clark.

I caught the bouquet yesterday.
- I love you.

- Never forget.

[ laughter ]

- beau. [ laughing ]
- oh. [ laughs ]

- oh, my god.
That's so embarrassing.

- My god, when you put it
in a compilation like that,

jesus.
- Oh, my god.

- I will say this to men
or women or anyone out there

wanting to propose to someone,
don't torture them.

Just tell them. I think
I maybe would have rather

just not been surprised.
- [ laughs ]

- beau, you went to such lengths
to make her think

that you weren't proposing.
It caused so many fights.

- It's not my wedding. I get it.
I'm never gonna be engaged.

I get it.

- Can you just wait?

I don't wanna get forced
into this.

- I know.

I'm not mad, I swear. I swear.

♪♪♪

- stassi, when beau took you
to dinner,

you started crying when he said
that he wasn't ready.

- Okay.

- Given that he had told you
that before...

- I have to tell the story.
- That was...

- What made you so upset
that night?

- I have--
- that was the worst night...

- No.
- ...Of the--of, like,

the whole year.
- Really?

- We show up,
and he's wearing nice pants...

- I mean--
- ...That are tight,

and he puts his mic pack
right there,

and it's the shape
of a ----ing ring box.

- Come on.

- So I was convinced
that I was getting engaged.

After, like, an hour
and a half of eating dinner

and, like,
being in this conversation,

I just lost my sh--, and I
couldn't handle it anymore,

'cause I'm like,
I'm not getting engaged.

- What's sexier,
a penis bulge or a ring bulge?

- Hey, I know all about
the ring bulge.

- [ laughs ]

- jax, our lyft is here!

- [ sighs ] okay, I'm coming!

♪♪♪

[ dog barking in distance ]

- so, kristen,
carter told beau not to forget

to thank you for hooking him up
with stassi, and...

- Oh, I remember that.
- ...Called him cold-blooded.

Do you agree with what
carter said in his text?

- No. I don't ----ing--
no, I don't agree with carter.

If he wanted to say that to you,
it should've been many,

many, many days later.

- I get it, but you were
defending him

in every interview that you did
up until this exact moment,

but I appreciate you saying no.

- No, all I said before
was that he was defending me.

I don't respect what carter did.
I do respect that--

I understand--
- no, no, no.

Just leave it at
you don't support carter.

- Okay, let's move on.

Lisa, you've dealt
with your fair share

of unruly bartenders
and defiant waitresses.

- Yes.
- But this year,

it was your turn to manage
the managers themselves.

Watch this.

- If you're gonna shag around,

it just helps me
if it's not my staff.

♪♪♪

- you're such a bad dog, max.

- I think I'm gonna 86 danica
from coming in here.

- You're gonna blacklist her?
- Ban her, yeah.

She's disrespectful,
and she talks way too much.

- How are you?

- I would be better if I wasn't
hearing what I'm hearing--

that you put your hands
on brett.

[ ice rattling ]

I'm gonna have to suspend you
just out of principle.

- [ crying ]
I, like, ruined my life.

Now all of a sudden,
you're talking behind my back,

saying I'm 86'd
from my sister restaurant?

My own sister restaurant.

Instead of coming to me
to talk to me about it,

you've just been saying it
behind my back.

- Because I'm waiting for you
to try to come in one day

and then just telling you
you can't come in.

- Congratulations.
Your plan isn't gonna work.

- Lisa, I'm sure you wouldn't
continue employing

max and danica if they weren't
good at their jobs.

What makes them good managers?

- Okay, let's talk about max.

Max puts in so many hours.
I mean, he's a great bartender.

He can step in
whenever we need help.

The staff love him. He just
fits in perfectly at tomtom.

Would I rather he wouldn't go
around banging the staff,

especially when we went
to vegas?

For god's sake,
we were only there one night.

- [ laughs ]

- and with danica, I want danica
to grow up a little bit

and to soften up.

She's just so kind of
black and white,

and she sometimes gets it wrong.

She's a floor manager,
like an assistant manager.

Let's make sure
we understand that.

- Yeah, but danica's also
the best manager at sur.

Like, she gets the job done.

- Thank you, raquel.
I appreciate that.

- Danica is by far
the best manager.

- Look, I think
she's been downright rude

on--on many occasions,
and in fact,

I personally have an issue
with her,

which I hate to make things
personal.

But when she's going
on television,

saying I'm having an affair
with brett,

that really pisses me off
because in all the years,

with all my staff, I've never
put a finger on any of them,

and that's just so not me,
and she's just--

danica, did you say lisa was
having an affair with brett?

- Wait, when did I say that?

- I can't watch the episodes
and see the way

they, like, weirdly
dirty-talk each other

and say it's
a mother and son relationship,

because it's not.
- [ laughs ]

- he's hot, she's hot,

and they both fantasize
about each other.

- I have children.
I have a marriage.

- Danica, you are so lucky
you still have a job.

All I did was tell one manager
to suck a [bleep].

Diana, ----ing walk away.
You don't own the restaurant.

Move your ass. Leave.
Suck a [bleep].

Just be thankful, grateful,
bow down right now, and shh,

just...That's my advice.

- Lisa,
I'm sorry if that offended you.

- Kristen, kristen,
it was accumulative.

- I obviously know that you're
not having an affair with brett.

So I'm sorry if it came out
the wrong way

or if that's actually
what I said.

- Yeah, it definitely came out
the wrong way.

Thank you very much.
Been married 37 years.

Have two children.
I don't need to hear that.

- [ chuckles ] lisa's like,
"let's make that clear."

- max, you had your own issues
with danica,

and you tried to have her 86'd
from tomtom.

Is banning someone
for sh-- talking

something a general manager
should be focused on?

- Um, no, and I can--I can
agree that was kind of just

a reactive moment,

and I think I handled it
incorrectly, um, absolutely,

and I've apologized to lisa.
I've apologized to tom and tom.

I think it was wrong.

But I felt kind of backstabbed.
I'm, like,

I don't know why you
don't like me out of nowhere

all of a sudden.
Like, you were my friend.

You had hooked me up
with your friends.

When you were single, I'm like,
"hey, this is my buddy.

If you--if you're interested,"
you weren't or whatever, like--

we were friends.
- I think just after a while,

it got annoying, and, like,
oh, my--my two friends

that you hooked up with
that don't work

in the restaurant business,
they're both like,

"oh, I ----ed max.
Now he's not responding."

that's not true.
I talk to them till this day.

- All this stuff. He ghosted me
and then adriana.

I don't give a [bleep] if I
bring a friend into tomtom,

you [bleep] her, whatever.

But I've had to work with
this girl all the ----ing time.

I'm not gonna want that.
- But then you run around

and you say I'm a player,
I'm this and that,

when they're your friends,
actually, that I--I've

talked to, and they're still
cool with me till this day.

- What does have to do
with anything?

You still ----ed all these girls
within a time frame

of, like, three or four months.

- Your friends
that you hooked me up with.

You literally--
it's like giving--

it's like me buying you
a shot at the bar,

I'm like,
"hey, dayna, or danica..."

- random girls
before dayna existed.

- "I bought you this shot,
but hey, you're an alcoholic

after you take the shot,
just so you know."

- danica, is your problem
because you wanna [bleep] max,

'cause that's all I can hear.
- No, I don't wanna [bleep] max.

I'm just sick of hearing
about it.

- Oh, for god's sake.
- All right.

I'm gonna leave it there
and take a break.

We'll be right back

with the "vanderpump" crew
after this.

Coming up...

- Jax is ----ing bothered.
- I'm disgusted.

You're acting like a child.
- Work in progress.

You literally contradicted
yourself after this.

- Jax, jax, do you want
the last topic of the reunion

to be about jax?
- Okay, you guys are so perfect,

so how about you guys just talk
the whole rest of the time?

- Yeah, you're perfect.
Yeah, you're perfect.

[ dog barking in distance ]

- hey, chill.
Be a good boy, kingsley.

- Jax and brittany,
lock your dogs in a room...

- We can hear you.
- ...With food and water.

- It's gonna happen
when you have dogs.

- The equipment is going bad.
- We do have dogs.

We were supposed to get
a babysitter.

- Well, there's also a pandemic
going on.

- There's a virus. I don't know
if you guys know that.

- And I'm not really
trying to have my dogs

at other people's houses.

- People don't wanna have dogs
at other people's houses.

- Here we go.

I wanna talk about scheana's
music video with brett.

James, what did you think
of the footage

of scheana and brett in bed?

- Um, honestly, I thought
it was pretty raunchy.

- ♪ I can't lie ♪

♪ saw your picture
on my timeline ♪

- and, like, a bit much.

- Brett,
you said it made you feel

uncomfortable and violated.
Why?

- It was a little bit
too dramatic

to say I felt violated.
It was a little bit

uncomfortable for me,
but she had--

- but, brett, you should be
more outspoken,

and you should work on that.

If you don't wanna do something,
explain it

instead of being a pussy
and not saying something.

- Brittany was catching up
on some episodes today,

and I kinda came down
from the shower,

and, you know,
I love you guys both,

but the thing--I just come down,
and I heard this--

"she asked me if I wanted
a blow job,

and, uh, I was like, 'no.'"
I was like, what?!

I go, who said that?

- It was a joke.
And lala makes those jokes.

"blow job for a range rover."
I was like,

"so, how am I paying you?
Blow job or money?" ha ha.

I was not serious. So I'm sorry
you felt that I was.

- Yeah, but, scheana,
you did like brett

when you first kind of met him,
and you thought

maybe there was a possibility
that something would transpire.

- The first few days
that we hung out,

yeah, we clicked right away.

I'll admit
there's a crush there,

but I don't wanna date him,
and I mean that.

Like, I really--I--
I'm not...

I was like, I still, like,
I don't wanna date brett.

I genuinely just wanted
to be his friend.

I'm a flirty person
when I'm single.

That's just my nature.
Anyone who knows me knows that.

- Charli,
a lot of people commented

that they find brett attractive,
but you seemed

completely over him the second
you sat down on your date.

What--what is it that turned
you off of brett so quickly?

- He doesn't belong
to sugardaddy.Com.

- I think that there was,
like, a lot going on prior,

and I wanna say the whole
scheana-brett thing, like,

I felt very weird and awkward.

- I got a call from scheana,
and she was, like, mad that

we were having lunch today.
She just thinks, like,

she doesn't know who you are.
She doesn't trust you.

- But I don't know why scheana--
I don't understand

why she says she doesn't
trust me.

I did have a feeling that
you might have liked brett.

I wouldn't let some, like, dick

get in, like,
between our friendship.

- This is why I can't have
friends that are girls,

because you guys take sh--
to the next level.

- Why are you so aggressive?

Okay, well, you can write it
in your diary.

There was a lot more going on,
and since scheana

was the only one
that was nice to me

and my only friend
at the time,

so I just took myself out,
basically.

- So, scheana, where do you
and brett stand now?

How are the two of you guys now?

- Up until I saw
those last three episodes...

- If I literally wanted to have
sex with her on camera

for that video, it easily could
have happened, I feel like.

- Shut up.
- Easily.

- Him and I had discussed
everything at this point.

He said, and I quote, "I'm gonna
be so far up your ass

"at the reunion apologizing,
you're gonna be so happy

when I take back
everything I said,"

so I'm still kind of waiting
for this moment

'cause we're now here.

- I said that. Yes, I did,
and I felt bad

for some of the things I saw
this season,

but it doesn't mean I didn't
feel that way in the moment.

- Just apologize for being
an asshole. It's simple.

- I'm sorry if I misled you,
scheana, to think

that I did want something when
I tried to make it clear to you

in every way possible,
being the new dude around,

that I didn't.
- I never thought you didn't.

I didn't want anything either.
That was the point.

- Okay. Well, you're
so defensive about it...

- The words you said to my face
were different than

the words behind my back.
That's all. Just say sorry.

- I apologize if I gave you
the wrong impression.

I never intended to hurt you.
You know--

- it's not "sorry for
the wrong impression."

say sorry for saying one thing
to your "friend's face"

and then something else
behind her back.

- I don't believe that I did
that, ariana, and I just don't--

- well,
then that's your problem.

- Well, then you're not
gonna apologize,

and that's that.

- Ariana, I know
it's a sensitive subject,

but we really got to see you
open up this season

about your battle
with depression.

How have you been doing lately?

- I have been with a therapist
that I really love

for the last few months.

I've working really hard
on it,

but I would be lying if I said
it's just, you know,

positive, positive, positive
all the time.

Um, but I think that's okay.

Lisa, when ariana talked to you
about her depression,

you shared that
you've also fought depression.

How did you get through it all?

When my mother passed, I mean,
she was older.

Guess I was more prepared
for it,

but with my brother,
I had a totally different

kind of take on it,
because it was such a shock,

and suicide can radiate
so many feelings,

and I did become very depressed
after that,

and that's why
I really, really understood

ariana's point of view,

and I don't think
we can minimize depression.

- For lisa to connect with me
on that was, um, something

I was really grateful for,
and so I just wanted to say

thank you, lisa, for that.
- Yeah, thank you, lisa.

- Oh, you can call me
any time of the day or night.

I totally get you, ariana.

- Okay. This season,
brittany and jax

might have had
a fairy tale wedding,

but when they came home,
brittany found that jax

had left all traces
of his prince charming persona

back at versailles.

Watch.

- Here we go. [ chuckles ]
- uh-oh.

- I now pronounce you
husband and wife.

Kiss your bride.
Kiss your bride.

[ cheers and applause ]
- mmm.

- You have to carry me.

- ♪ dun-dun-dun ♪
- ♪ dun-da-da-dun ♪

- husband and wife.

Thanks for putting this
together, max.

- Yeah, of course.
- Thanks, coach.

- Why isn't jax here?
- He's just in a 'tude.

- I just woke up
to, like, texts from him,

like, five paragraphs
or something.

- I know.
He shouldn't have done that.

- I was kind of thrown off.
- You hooked up with this guy.

And there's a video,
and carter saw it.

- No, the video's
from four years ago,

and carter knows that.
- Okay, can I--

- I swear to ----ing god.

- Such a ----ing liar.

For somebody who loves to talk
about the truth,

she sure lies about everything.

- Calm the hell down.
- She's a ----ing liar.

She lives in her own
delusional world.

- What is going on with you?

You take it out on me a lot
whenever I don't deserve it.

- Well, does that change
your mind about being with me?

- No, it doesn't change my mind,
jax.

Obviously, I love you
and have been through much worse

than this and stuck
by your frickin' side.

I married him knowing
he was that person,

so now I just have to deal
with it.

- I think that you are basically

at this point
collateral damage.

- I know I am,
but it's just like...

- Yeah. Maybe that's the truth.

- People need to have respect
for me like I have for them.

- I know brittany's mad,

but I wish she would just be mad
at jax.

- Please remember, though,
that's my husband.

So we need to have respect.

- Given that fool
so many chances.

- She's kind of married
to the problem.

- It looks like
you're losing your mind.

- I am. I feel like I'm gonna
take it out on brittany.

My brain is, uh, sprained.
It's starting to show.

I'm going through some
mental, uh, problems right now,

like some mental issues.

How do I take care of a wife
if my head is all crazy?

- You take care of your wife.

It's always just been
about jax taylor,

but now he's not just
jax taylor.

He's mr. And mrs. Jax taylor,

and that's the difference.

- Shoot.
- Jax, I kinda feel like

you spiral
at the end of every summer.

- He does.
- Yeah.

- How have you been
since filming wrapped?

- Uh, I'm good.
Uh, you know, the downfall,

the spiral at the--
towards the end,

it's just because I'm still,
you know,

incredibly working on myself.

- What are you doing
to work on yourself?

- Just trying to be a better
person. I'm just trying, uh--

- can we move on
to another subject?

- I'm just trying to be great
to my wife.

- So we don't have to spend
the last, like, 45 minutes

of the reunion on this?
- I'm just trying

to do the right thing.
- Okay, don't be rude.

- You're--don't be rude.
Nobody--

- jax, come on.
- Seriously?

- This is just, like, gonna be
the same sh--

as every other reunion,

of "work in progress"
and blah, blah, blah.

- There's a lot of damage
that's been done

and--and working on myself.
At least I'm trying.

I'm trying to go
and get therapy.

I'm trying to figure.
I'm trying to ask people.

- You don't have any remorse
or say,

"I'm only gonna tell the truth."
- I do have remorse, absolutely.

You know what? I even admit
everything I do.

I'm far, far, obviously
from perfect,

and I need a lot of help.

I've definitely become
a better person,

and one of the things
that I've wanted to do.

Is try to better myself.

Seriously, like, look at myself,
and I'm tired of myself.

I'm trying to be
a better person.

I'm still a work in progress.
- This is our seventh reunion.

I have heard you say
you're a work in progress.

- I'm gonna be
a work in progress

for the rest of my life.
- Yeah, but, jax, you've

literally contradicted yourself
after this.

- Jax, jax, jax, you are tired
of talking about it.

- It's the same thing between
you and tom the entire me.

- So let's do something else.
- You guys, I was--

I was around when you guys
didn't even get along.

Your friends would come
from st. Louis

and come to my house because

you two didn't even get along
the whole time.

- That is a lie. After 12 days
of my friend being in town,

I said,
"don't bring back girls."

- that's a lie?! Kristen!
Kristen will vouch for me.

- Okay, it doesn't matter.
We're not talking

about this right now.
- Kristen will vouch for me.

Kristen, did your friends...
- [ singsongy ] jax is bothred.

- Don't pull me into this.
- Jax is bothered.

- I'm disgusted.
- Jax is ----ing bothered.

- I'm disgusted. We're trying--
I'm trying to talk...

- Do you wanna talk about you
or do you wanna move on

to another topic?
- ...About my relationship

and have a real conversation...
- Jax.

- ...And you're acting like
a child.

- Work in progress.
- So good for you.

- Just like tweeting
and tweeting and tweeting

and tweeting and tweeting
----ing lies and lies and lies.

- Do you wanna go through
all this other stuff?

- Okay, you guys are so perfect.
So how about you guys

just talk the whole rest
of the time?

- Yeah, you're perfect.
Yeah, you're perfect.

You're perfect. You're perfect.
- 'cause you're just perfect.

- I forgot how perfect
you two are. You're awesome.

- I'm not perfect.
- You are so great!

- I'm a piece of sh--!
- Great! Yay, ariana!

- I am not...
- Stop. I'm done.

- Fyi, I am ----ing garbage.
I am a garbage person.

- Ariana, stop.
- Thank you.

- That's why I'm ----ing here.
I'm a piece of ----ing garbage.

- Okay.
- I'm ready to talk about

all the ways I am garbage.
- Enough, enough, guys, we--

- jax, do you wanna talk
about being yourself?

- Enough!
- Garbage?

Or do you wanna move on
to another topic?

- This wasn't about you, ariana.

- Coming up...

- Do I miss my friendship
with them? Of course I do.

I wish I could have shared
all these monumental,

huge moments--I wish I could
have shared with both of you.

It's--it's really...
It's sh--ty.

♪♪♪

- we are back
on a Tuesday night,

and, yes, if you've lost track,
today is Tuesday.

Okay, jax,
why were you so upset

about max's beach clean-up?

- This was not geared
towards max at all.

I woke up just not happy
about whatever was going on.

I did not wanna drive to malibu
at 3:00 in the afternoon

when I have three parks here
that are full of trash.

When I knew they were gonna go
to the beach and clean up--

- jax.
- Wait, wait, can I finish?

Can I finish?
- Jax, come on.

- Please, I haven't talked
the whole time.

- No. Yeah, no, jax. No.
- He's saying

the train of thought.
- I'm telling you.

I'm telling you how I feel.
- You were not pissed--

- I didn't wanna do it.
- You weren't--

- I didn't wanna drive to malibu
and pick up one piece of paper.

- That's not what it was about.
- You're gonna take 25 cars

to go to the beach
and clean up the world.

- You were being a diva, though.
You should've just came.

- You would be complaining
that there's too much trash

at the park.
- You just didn't wanna go.

- Yeah, you're digging your--
no, don't, don't, don't, don't.

- What?
- It had nothing to do

with the environment.
You just didn't wanna go.

- No, no, no,
- come on.

I 100% did not wanna go.
You try driving to...

- That's all it is.
- I went, I went,

and I had a good time,
- no, and like I said--

- you're not taking care
of the environment.

- It wasn't about max,
and I told him that.

"like, this wasn't against you."

I probably apologized
five hours after I did it.

- He says, "wow, you're really
crying to my wife

"'cause you can't come
to my house? Really? Wow, dude.

You aren't coming.
Cry all you want."

- this is just one
of my ----ing...

- It was very personal, though.
- Yeah.

- It was personal.
- It was very personal.

It was very personal
towards max.

- Your texts were--
- you were a dick.

- It was very pointed.
-Yeah.

- But--but again, I am
very, very good at apologizing.

I apologized and right away,
I'm like, you know what?

I was 100% wrong.

- I don't think you're that good
at apologizing.

I've watched you apologize
and not mean it

a million times at reunions.

- Well, I meant it this time.

I don't know what else
to tell ya. [ laughs ]

have you apologized to people?
Have you argued with people

and not meant it?
You just did it to get by?

Not really.
- Aw, come on.

I don't believe that.

Brittany, is it daunting that
you're gonna have to apologize

for jax's behavior for the rest
of your life?

- Yeah, it's hard.
- Why are you--

I don't understand why
you're pigeonholing me,

like, to be the rest
of my life?

Not one person on this show
is perfect.

- You're married, that's why.
- Because I've been

sitting here...
- You're not doing anything

to make yourself better.
- The issue is--

- I'm not trying
to be an asshole,

but I've been sitting with--
this is my eighth reunion.

- Are you in therapy?
- Yeah.

- What action have you taken?
- This is the same conversation

we have, but different people
at the--

- well, you know what? We--
we're a tight group,

and we're--we get crazy.
It's just how the wld is.

- We all....
- But you have to own up to it.

- Mm-kay. [ babbles ]
- sum it up.

- Like, you shouldn't have
singled max like that.

- "we're a tight group.
We're a tight family,

"and we go through ups
and downs..."

you shouldn't have talked
to kristen liked that.

Just own up to that.
- Well, no, no, no, no, no.

- "I'm a work in progress."
- first of all,

I thoght I was doing better.
I honestly didn't, you now,

I'm gonna have bad days.

- Jax, you're instilling fear
in your friends,

and brittany is, like,
is making us scared

to hurt her feelings, so you're
doing together right now...

- Yes!
- ...Exactly what

we're scared of.
We're scared of pissing jax off.

- So on point.
- And we're scared

of hurting brittany, and we have
to be able to be honest

with you guys.
Like, this can't be a situation

where we're all ----ing scared
to have an opinion.

- You can have an opinion.
- You were the one that said

you had mental health problems
at the end of the season.

You were the one, jax,
who talked about

how you were depressed,
how you were scared

about what you were gonna do,

how you couldn't control
yourself.

So now we're gonna talk to you
about it.

- It's fine,
coming from certain people,

but there's certain people
I don't wanna hear from.

- From stassi. If it comes
from stassi, it's cool...

- But it's the tone--
- ...But the same words

from somebody else,
it means something else.

- Actually, if it comes from
pretty much anybody

except for you two.
- It's the tone

and the way it was brought up.
- Okay, well, I was actually

just gonna ask ariana
a question.

What was your reaction

to jax saying that he has
mental problems?

- He obviously does. He has--
it keeps...

- He probably--
listen, here's the thing.

- It goes up and down. It's
not a ----ing lie, so please.

- I think that we all deal with
sh-- nd the thing is, is that--

- let me hear what you have
to say.

- ...He probably does have
issues that he needs

to work through, and the best
advice that I can give

is to find a therapist
you connect with

and really work through
that sh--.

Because it's important, and it's
not something that you can

just, like, let fall
to the wayside,

and, like, honestly,
that has to be your priority.

- Do something about it.

- I-I heard that randall
actually, like,

recommended
a really great therapist.

- He did not just recommend
a therapist.

Randall paid for the session,
and jax didn't show up,

and, jax, you're my boy.
I love you so much.

- Because he doesn't give
a [bleep]!

- He doesn't ----ing care.
- He doesn't care.

He doesn't wanna get better.
He doesn't wanna change.

- Hold on, you guys,
hold on, hold on.

- If you wanna get better,
then please get better,

but if you don't really give
a [bleep],

then, like,
that's ----ing rude.

- Shut the [bleep] up.
- Yeah. I don't wanna hear

no "work in progress" anymore.
- I can't stand her.

- Is this a--is this a
pick on me right now or what?

- I guess. I mean, all of
our friends obviously

don't even love us.
- I guess all--what?

- So, that's great.
- No, no, no, no.

Brittany and jax, this is--

you guys are my people.
I ride or die for you.

You know how I feel
about both of you, brittany.

- Oh, I don't--I don't--I know.
I understand. I know.

- Brittany.
- Jax is fully convinced...

- I get it.
- ...That anybody who says

anything in criticism of him is
coming from an ill place, so...

- Brittany.

- I'm fine. I'm just trying
not to cry because...

[ voice breaking ] I've done
nothing to any of you guys.

- It's just you digging at--
it's not fair.

- Nothing.
- Digging at you, jax?

After the end of this season,
it was like day after day

of ----ing digs on who I am
as a person, man.

- I'm not talking about you.
- I don't wanna hear

from you anymore.
- I don't care--

I don't care about you two.

It's everybody else that
I'm kind of upset about.

- That was ridiculous
how you just acted.

- Wait. Why are you upset?
- It's everybody else.

It's not you, tom.
You're insignificant.

- Brittany, do you feel like--
brittany, do you feel like

you're getting picked on?
- It's not you two.

- Every day, man. Every day--
all right, stop.

- I know that. I know that they
mean that towards jax.

- Every day. Every day, man.
- But at the end of the day,

that's my husband, and I'm
always gonna take up for him.

Nobody notices that they do
the same sh--

sometimes, too.
It just seems really...

- Everybody in this group
has done the same thing.

- That's why I'm in therapy
every ----ing week!

- You started last week! Relax!
- Oh, my god!

- You started last week!
- I don't know.

That you're in therapy.
I'm so happy for you!

- You're making brittany upset.
Please do something about it.

- And I'm so glad you're being
open and talking about it.

- I hate seeing brittany upset.

- I'm so happy
you're in therapy.

I do want jax to get better,
and I'm working on it

all the time. I'm--I'm--
to you guys, I stick up for him,

but to him, I'm obviously
yelling at him.

You guys see it on the show.

- And I hate that for you!
- Maybe to you guys,

I am trying to take up for him.
He's my husband.

I will always do that.
- It's okay, honey.

Don't be upset.
- I have to do that.

- [ clenching teeth ] brittany!
I ----ing hate that for you.

- Chill.
- No, I'm not gonna chill.

- Who gives a sh--
about tom and ariana?

- How I feel--I'm just feeling
really sad right now.

- Who cares
about tom and ariana?

- This is actually
a productive thing, jax.

I think people--you vaguely
alluded to having

mental health issues
multiple times,

saying, "I have a sprained brain
right now."

- well, clearly.
- Not vaguely.

- We're not coming at you.
We're saying be more proactive

instead of doing the same thing
over and over again

and expecting different results,
you know? It's like...

- Please, like,
do something about this.

- Do something, man.
It's exhausting.

- Literally, brittany, like,
we ----ing love you so much.

- 'cause I've racked my brain.
- I just ----ing--

I hate this for you.
- I rack my brain

trying to help you out, jax.
I literally--

- I don't need any help.
- Dude, I have racked my brain

for years for you trying
to ----ing help out, dude.

- Stop. Just try to be
a ----ing nice person.

- Yeah, go ahead and act like
we don't give ableep].

You're ----ing full of sh--.
- Yeah, [bleep] you, dude.

- We give a [bleep]. We give
a [bleep] about brittany,

and we give a [bleep] about you.
- Way more--way more...

- And it's really
----ing annoying.

Please ----ing do something.
- Way more--but...

Way more than you ever have.
- Please!

- Please, dude.

- Coming up...

- My mom died, and then it was

just, um, me and my sister
on our own.

[ voice breaking ] I've never
felt at home one minute

since she stopped breathing.

I've just taken care of myself
a really long time.

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

- nobody get up.
Hey, where's everybody going?

- I have to pee!
- We're gonna die.

- We're not going anywhere.
- I have to stand.

- Look at my ass.
- I feel like andy--andy cons--

andy always has something
against me.

I don't know what it is.
- Who, me?

- Yeah, you're always
against me for some reason.

- Why? What did I...
I'm not against you.

- I don't know. I just feel like
you go at me the hardest.

I got thick skin,
but I tell you what.

It's getting worn away
as the years go by.

- I think andy's rooting
for you.

Andy's rooting for you, man.
- I like you a lot.

- You've got a weird way
of showing it.

- Well, guess what? My job here
is to call people out.

- I'm best I've ever been,
and you saw three clips

of, like, three episodes
that are really split apart.

- Whoo!
- I got angry. It happens.

- Well, you know what?
You need to watch the show,

because part of the reason
it's such a disconnect

why you think
I'm such an asshole is

you don't watch the show,

and I'm responding to sh--
that you're saying

and that we're seeing
on the show, so...

- But I feel like--I feel like
if I slip up a little bit,

it's ----ing--
that's all we talk about.

- But, jax,
you gotta watch the show,

because that's what
I'm dealing with.

That's what I'm working off of.

Okay, let's move on.

- This is
the worst reunion ever.

- Scheana, I wanna talk
about the birthday present

that you wanted to give dayna.

You wanted to give her
a psychic reading

for her birthday.
It didn't go well.

- [ whispers ] oh, my god.
- You told her that you hadn't

brought the psychic
to her house,

but then we saw you downstairs
talking to the psychic.

- [ in distance ]
yeah, so my friend

who I wanted to do this for...
- Yeah.

- ...I guess this was too heavy
of a surprise,

which...I wasn't expecting.

I've literally asked
20 people's opinion on this,

and up until today,
only one person was like,

"you shouldn't do that."
- yeah.

- I didn't know how
she was gonna react.

That's why I, like,
tried to text you

and gave you a heads up.

- What really happened?

- Well, I did say, yes,
I told her

the time I was gonna be here,

but I was going to text her
to let her know

if it was still happening,
but as someone

as a lot of other people
on this show

have been on "hollywood medium,"
having that experience filmed

for me was so incredible
that I felt like

I was selfish in that moment

where I was just assuming
that my amazing experience

would be the same for her,
and I didn't--

- dayna, why did it bother you
so much?

- [ crying ] and this is, like,
really hard for me

to talk about because...

Sorry. I just--honestly,
I do know that scheana

meant it in a good way,
but, like,

I felt very put on the spot.
My mom died seven years ago,

and it's still really, really
hard for me, and, like,

I-I just personally don't know
if I'll ever be ready for that,

and it's something that was also
frustrating for me

because I've wanted to do that
so many times,

but I've had to back out
because I just, like,

am so scared of the response
either way.

Like, I've been really tough.
I feel like I come off that way,

and people think that I'm being
a bitch or whatever, but, like,

people don't understand,
like, that's been my only option

for most of my life.

- Why--why has that been
your only option then?

- Because my dad's not
in my life. He used to be.

Like, my mom died,
and then it was just on me

and my sister on our own,
and we were young.

I was 22, and, um...

I just, like...

I've never felt at home
one minute

since she stopped breathing,

and I've just been looking
for that for so long,

and, like, I've just taken care
of myself a really long time,

but...Yeah. I don't know
what to say.[ sniffles ]

- oh, I'm so sorry.

- I wish we could hug you, dude.
This ----ing sucks,

because, dayna, we would all
be all over you,

like, literally every single one
of us in a big, giant circle.

- Hey, hey, I-I--listen,
I don't mean to chime in,

but I-I-I lost both my parents
at the same time, too.

My mother is--I just don't speak
to her anymore, but it's--

it's--unless you've gone through
something like this,

you can't understand the pain.

- Jax, I'm curious if talking
to people

about losing their parents
has made you consider

the time that you're losing
by not speaking

to your mom right now.

- It's tough, especially with
this virus going on.

I don't know if my mom--
"how's mom doing?"

I call my sister. We don't know.
We--I don't know.

- Jax, I know we ----ing, like,
hate each other,

but, like, please just, like,

maybe try to give your mom
a call.

- Jax, I just--I just feel
for you so much,

'cause all I have to say
about that--

when people are, like,
pretty quick to judge,

and they're, like,
"life is short,

and you should have these people
in your life,"

but every situation
is different,

and I'm sure that you feel
the same way.

I tried really, really hard
to have my dad in my life,

and it just wasn't working
anymore,

so I had to move on, and I have
to live with that every day.

I would change it if I could,
but I can't. So...

- I know. It--it's...

- Thank you for sharing, dayna.
- Sorry, guys. I don't know.

I'm, like, in a glass case
of emotions right now.

I don't know what that was,
but it's just really--

- yeah, well, you know what?
We're in a quarantine

during a pandemic,
so it's understandable.

- Yeah. Anything
and everything goes, yeah?

- Okay, I wanna switch gears.

Ariana, how did you feel
when you saw that it was

lala that was talking sh--
about your house and not stassi?

- I'm a grown-ass woman.
- Yeah.

- And I'm not going to
a frat house with no furniture.

- Scheana told me that stassi
was, like, making fun

of your party.

- Okay, regina george.

Like, stassi's such
a ----ing snob-ass bitch.

Why do you keep pretending
to care about being my friend,

you ----ing little snob?

- I'm trying to chime in.
- I have a bone to ----ing pick

with everyone in this situation.
Scheana!

- When I saw that, I was like,
"oh, my god."

- I know you're a sh-- stirrer,

but how could you be
so ----ing messy?

- I direct quoted
the wrong person.

I swear you chimed in on that,
but I am so sorry, stassi.

- She remembered it
word-for-word,

but the wrong person.
- Okay, first of all, stassi--

- but also, ariana, you can
say I'm regina george

because that's true.
You can say I'm a snob.

That's totally true. You can say
stassi "bad credit" schroeder,

because I definitely used
to have bad credit,

so, like, that's true.
- It was at the time.

It was at the time.
- But for you to say,

like, just so easily, like,
you were waiting to get it out,

it's like, I don't go and I--
I like you.

And I don't know how many years
it's gonna take

for you to understand that.

- What I heard what I--what I
had thought had come from you,

I really just got so, like,
oh, my god, like, I feel like

we've worked so hard
on our friendship,

and I ----ing lost--
I lost it.

I sounded like a psycho.
Honestly, I didn't even know

what I said until I watched
the episode.

- Scheana, on what planet
would you think that

stassi would say,
"I'm a grown-ass woman"?

I'm going--like, that doesn't
even sound like her.

- No, I know.
- Anything that I said

that was, like, directed
at stassi, I'm pivoting.

Whatever I said, it's now
pivoted directly at lala

for saying that sh-- about me
and my house

that I've worked
so hard to have.

- How broke are you, ariana?
[ laughter ]

- coming up...

- I cannot afford to have
somebody on the floor

that's as explosive as you are.

- Max boyens got his wish.
I got kicked out of tomtom.

Congratulations.

♪♪♪

essaging popping sound ]
[ laughter ]

- scheana.
- Scheana for the win.

- Another ----ing group chat.

I'm gonna have to mute
this sh--.

[ popping sound continues ]

- what is it? What's so funny?

- Jax, you can't look into it
if you're not a part of it, bro.

- What? I don't want any more--

I don't want any more
group chats.

- You can't look at the group
chat if you're not a part of it.

- You can't. You shouldn't
do that during this.

- Sorry. Members only.

- Okay.
- Oh! Did you just what jax

just looked? He's just trying to
look at brittany's comments.

He's not even a part of
this group, trying to get a--

oh, he wants to get out
of this group?

He's not gonna get into this--
- all right, guys, here we go.

We are back with
the "vanderpump rules" reunion.

After dayna ended things
with max,

his best friend brett tried
to shoot his shot,

proving that bromances
over romances

are easier said than done.

- I think we should, like,
hang out, you know,

outside of work,
'cause I feel like

I don't see you other than if
we're, like, having

a birthday party
or something like that.

- Okay. Yeah.
- Just chill.

You know what I mean?
- Let's do something.

- How do you even want to be
interested in somebody

that has, like, hooked up
with your friend?

- You know, where I'm from,
if you have sex

with the same girl,
it's, you know, it's okay.

- Where are you from?
- Jersey.

- I feel a little weird
about seeing you and brett.

I clearly still have feelings,
still.

- Interesting.

I have never stopped
caring for max.

So to hear him say
that he likes me,

I think that part of the reason
he's saying that

is because brett
is in the picture.

Such a great night.

But it makes me
feel really confused.

- I heard you and dayna
made out last night.

What's the vibe? I mean...
- No vibe.

- [ mocking ] there's no vibe,
and it's the second time

we made out. Ahh.

- Do you have
a ----ing problem?

- Yeah, I do have
a ----ing problem with it.

- I'm not ----ing dayna.
- Then look at her in the eyes

and tell her you don't have
----ing feelings for her.

- I don't!

- Y'all are real messy
right now.

♪♪♪

- max, you made the decision
not to be with dayna

after she tried to work
things out with you.

Why do you feel you should have
a say in who she hooks up with?

- Um, I don't think that
I have a say whatsoever.

My only thing was at the time,

really, brett and I
were inseparable.

Like, he was becoming, like,
the ----ing sandoval

to my schwartz. Like, he was
becoming my guy like that.

- Aw.
- So that's just where I--

it was like,
dayna, can you just [bleep]

anybody else, please?
Like, anybody else.

- Yeah, but, max,
you didn't seem fully

into the relationship anyway.

- And the way that you talked
about her,

like, "oh, if I [bleep] her,
if I [bleep] her,

like, would you be mad?"
it's like, no, honey,

this is a dual partnership.

Like, if she chooses
to have sex with you...

- I mean, even dayna knows
that I was very skeptical

about diving in, like, hard

because I was thinking
about max.

I was considering max a lot.

- I think max and brett
should date.

- Cheers to that.
- Me and max, yeah,

we were close, but I--
I asked max,

and--and no,
I didn't get the response.

- No, you went around it, brett.
You didn't ask him direct.

It was like you had this weird,
like, roundabout way,

and regardless, you should have
known it was so obvious.

I even felt the need to point
out how obvious it was.

- Of course you do.
- But max's feelings were hurt

by his boy ----ing a girl
he still has feelings for.

- Why would max--wait.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Hold on. Why would
max's feelings be hurt?

Because dayna went to him
and said specifically--

- no, dayna's not wrong.
Dayna is not wrong.

His feelings were hurt by brett.
- But wait, he didn't wanna--

he literally turned dayna down.

- Brett, did you date
after you wrapped?

- Yeah, we, like,
we were together, I guess,

for a little bit, but then
I realized, like, you know,

it was just moving
a little bit too fast,

and not that I--it's just--
I don't wanna make it seem

like I'm throwing dayna...
- That's such bullsh--!

- No, yeah, no.
- That's bullsh--.

I stopped things, brett, because
you said that to me one day,

and I was just ----ing
over it.

We literally were hanging out
a couple times a week.

We were seeing each other.
We were sleeping together,

and then one--you're just like,
"I don't know if we can see

a movie on Wednesday.
This is moving a little fast."

and I was like, you know what?

I'm not--I don't have any more
room in my life.

- So you're gonna--
so I was being honest with you.

- I have no more room in my life
for one more person

that isn't sure or invested
or interested,

and that is what I've learned
from all of this bullsh--.

- Good job, dayna.
You deserve it.

- Yeah.
- Very good.

Well, I wanna leave it
right there.

I wanna talk about the party
and the finale

for tomtom's
one-year anniversary.

Danica, what was
scheana's clone doing

that bothered you so much?

- Fine!
- That's why--

- everything is okay!
- It's not, actually.

- Why is her chin on, like,
stassi's shoulder?

- I mean, I just saw her, like,
inserting herself

into a conversation that she was
clearly not welcome in,

and I told her
to ----ing bounce,

and she didn't want to.

- I told you to get out
of their conversation

because you don't know them.

You make no difference
about anything.

You have nothing to stand on.

Who the [bleep]
do you think you are?

- Whoa! Whoa!

- Danica.
- No, no, no, no, no.

- Do not do that.
- Why...

- Honestly, I was not mad
that danica told her to bounce.

- You know what? When you're
in hospitality, danica,

you're really gonna have
to check yourself,

because I cannot have
a loose cannon on the floor.

- I mean,
you're completely right.

I'm not saying that I was
in the right whatsoever.

I'm just explaining my side.

Like, I was completely
in the wrong.

I should not have pushed her.
I was--

- I know, but I cannot afford
to have somebody on the floor

that's as explosive as you are,
so we need--

we're gonna need to talk
about that before we go forward.

- Max boyens got his wish.
I got kicked out of tomtom.

Congratulations.
Your plan worked, max boyens.

[ laughter ]

- [ hisses ]

- james, you've spoken
pretty negatively

in the past about randall.

- You [bleep] a fat man
because he pays for your rent.

- Hey, hey,
stop, stop, stop, stop.

- You know, I called him
"big, fat man," you know?

A big, fat rolls-royce,
bloated up, you know?

How did I come for you?
I called your man fat?

That's how I came for you?
- And you say it again!

- How intense was it for you
seeing him that night,

and how has your relationship
been with him since apologizing?

- Um, it's been amazing since,
uh, that apology.

I really wanna take this minute
to say I'm ----ing so sorry.

You put sh-- aside
that, like, just, like, shows

what a real man you are, man,
and I'm so sorry.

You'll never hear obviously
any of that dumb sh-- again.

- I'm excited
for the new chapter.

- Thank you, mate. Cheers.
- All right.

- I think that it's come
a long way since that day.

I'm really happy.
He really pushed lala

back into my life, and you know,
that just meant the world to me,

and I think randall's just
an absolute stand-up guy,

and I just really hope
that our friendship can grow.

- That must have meant a lot
to you, lala.

- I thought it was amazing
just to see james' growth

and obviously, my fiancé,
I think he's like

the most incredible human being
I've ever met.

And james was so sweet,
and so sweet just now, james.

Thank you for saying
such kind words.

- Of course.

- We're gonna take a break,

and we'll be back
with final thoughts after this.

Coming up...

- I personally think
if jax and tom

actually hung out together,

they would be able to talk
about things

and get through some things.

- Don't contradict me
in front of these people.

- I'm not.

♪♪♪

- welcome back, everybody.
We are finishing up

the "vanderpump rules" reunion.

I wanna kind of start
closing things out.

I'm wondering, kristen,
do you miss your friendship

with katie and stassi?

- I don't miss the sh--,

but do I miss my friendship
with them?

Of course I do. Of course I do.

I wish that I could've shared

my relationship with alex
with them.

I wish I could've shared
my house with them.

I wish I could've shared all
these monumental, huge moments.

I wish I could've shared
with both of you.

It's--it's--it's really--
it's sh--ty.

- Um, jax and tom,
what about you?

- You know, I'm really happy

the way things are going
right now,

uh, the way
our current status is.

- Current status is
it's on hold.

- I just think with what
the world has gone through

the last few months,

this has to give you
some kind of perspective,

and I want this group
to kind of come back

with the same cohesion
that we went into it.

- As of right now, I think we--
this is good the way it is.

- I personally think
if jax and tom

actually hung out together,
they would be able

to talk about things
and get through some things,

but they haven't seen
each other.

It's just all been hearsay.

- Just don't be so angry.

- No, but don't--don't--
don't contradict me

in front of these people.
- I'm not.

- When we come out
the other side of this,

I wanna see a concerted effort
for you all

to make a ----ing effort
and pull it back together.

- Well said.
- Boom.

- And that's a good transition,
because I give it up to you guys

for all the work you did
to, uh, set this technology up

in your houses,
all while socially isolated,

and I think we all deserve
a mocktail

or a cocktail right about now.

Before we go,
there are a few other people

we wanna say hi to.

Let's bring ken in and randall.

And we need brock
in scheana's cube.

- Bring in the brock!
- Bring in the brock.

- It's the first time
I've seen ken in a shirt

in two months.
- Hi, ken.

- Hey, ken.
- Whoo!

- Hey, ken.
- What's up, ken?

- Hey, randall!
- Hi, brock!

- Hi, brock!
- What's up, bro?

- What's up?
- Ken, how has it been

being trapped in villa rosa
with lisa for two months?

- It's been fantastic, andy.
She's, uh,

I've had three amazing meals
a day, and...

- That's true.
He's missing the business a lot.

He's missing the business a lot.
It's--

- I can't wait to reopen.

- Randall, for years, you were
reluctant to be on the show.

Lala wouldn't
even say your name.

She called you "my man."

now we finally see you. How was
your experience this year?

- I was petrified for years,
and at the end of the day,

this is her family,
and I wanna support her,

and it was just that time
to jump in

and be there for her,

and everybody here
made it fun and easy.

- We love you, randall.

- Love you, randall.
- Yeah, we love you.

- Well, brock,
it's great to see you.

We've heard all good things.

I'm curious. As you've been
quarantined with scheana,

what have you learned about her
that has made you

dig her even more?
- I mean, I learned a lot.

I think she's just
a good person,

and you guys are just
such good friends

at the end of it,
so you all love each other

somewhere and however it was,
and I like her for that, too.

[ laughter ]
she's got a big heart.

- You guys make some
great tiktoks.

- Brock, we are so grateful
for you.

- It's nice to hear other input
from people from the outside.

- Yeah.
- It's--I like hearing that.

- That's great.
- Really, just to all

the growth that you've--

you know, you've really made,
a lot of you,

and james' sobriety
has been extraordinary.

So thankful for all of you,

and I think the last couple of
months have been so stressful,

and I wanna see all of you
on the other side,

and hopefully
we'll party together,

and we'll make it through,
but bless you all, really.

- Cheers. Thank you.
- Thank you, lisa.

- Cheers, everybody.

- Here's to, uh,
"vanderpump rules."

- cheers, everybody.
- I miss all of you.

- Love you guys even though
we all screamed at each other.

- Yeah!

New people, you did it!
- Yeah! We're ----ing done!

- That about does it
for the "vanderpump rules"

season 8 reunion.

It was so great to see all you,

and I really can't wait
to see you in person soon.

Thank you, andy.

- To everybody at home watching,
stay healthy and good night.

- Can you stop speeding
on the camera?

- Lisa: To see more
of "vanderpump rules,"