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I Don't want!

You must, you did this.

And the rabbit ...

...We found it.

I did not know I was lost again,

I was jumping in the forest.

You should have it in the closet.

It is very feverish and hungry to stay there.

Good.

Is the time.

- It was not bad. - We will wait for the next.

- Laaksonen. - Nos vemos.

Good night.

Come here.

Fire 13,00.

A plan bombing, 30.00. Two groups. Fire.

Laaksonen.

Mr. Captain.

Heikki Alijoki. Me Puedes llamar Heikki.

Touko Laaksonen. May.

Thank you.

Do you have dreams, Touko?

I Don't know.

What would you like to do after the war?

In addition to taking walks in the park.

Play the piano.

- And draw. - An artist.

- Well ... - Louvre.

Grand Masters and Laaksonen. OR?

Nobody, including San Karins, been to Paris.

A great comeback. And then you invite me.

I can assume that you know,

you have to have dreams.

This front falls, we will also be sent there.

There are many Russians. Too.

I'll tell the guys who have to have dreams.

And think of the victory.

Reach...

Mr. Captain. Heikki.

Keep it for you.

Let's move on.

- Good Morning. - Good Morning.

He was talking to the director.

He said you can take our agency to trial.

- Why? - I showed your works.

The landscape you painted for Dad.

It will retract safely when I see it.

Hello ... We need money.

Your veteran discounts are not enough.

You know how much cheese on the black market?

So you feel better?

- You start to look like yourself. - I do?

Beginning to sound like my brother, at least.

- I have a ladder. - What kind of steps?

I've noticed that everyone I know ...

Who has quit smoking after the war?

Born: 19 August 1970. ID No. 700819-0360.

Dear brother, the war is over.

Damn, a Russian.

May. May.

I'm here. No problem.

"Don't worry."

"Don't worry."

No problem. There is no danger.

Would not that be dangerous?

Give me one.

You need to find someone to share your life.

Someone to look after you. Someone special.

I had someone in the war.

Go. What happened?

What usually happens in war?

- Was a woman volunteer? - No.

You're not really wise.

A war like that. But it goes further.

You just have to work and meet people.

Many girls like luxurious office.

You have a medal for bravery in battle? Certainly?

I guess so. "Now that you are tuned to enjoy life."

Goodnight.

Goodnight.

He is gay!

Out of here! Otherwise, I'll call the police.

You have to behave here.

You will be expelled for at least one month.

Expúlsenme lifetime, how many still have.

Thanks sweetie.

- What's your name? - Nipa.

- Do you want to see something? - I'd rather do something.

Wow.

Can I keep this?

- Slippery! - Police!

- Slippery! - Slippery!

Slippery!

Police! Stop right on behalf of the body!

You there! Flees.

Police! I have one.

- Stay where you are. - Police! Slippery!

- Who's there! - Goodnight. What's going on here!

Clean parks criminals.

- Why? - For the Olympic Games.

The sheriff is interested in jumping, Stavhopp--

- Or maybe wrestling? - Cheating is interesting.

Good. Fast, spiders before arriving here.

Yes, we are doing our best.

- In the car. - A name?

Kake.

- Did you sleep well? - Excellent. Your?

- Fantastic. - Good.

Let's move on.

Laaksonen, you can not give the client this.

Do something.

BREAK

Sorry.

Can you come for a while?

Sit on the couch.

Mary, I ask you borrow I can for a moment?

Just a moment.

Yes...

Look into the eyes. No, not mine. Maria.

Good. Imagine that tomorrow.

The first morning after having done ... for the first time.

Imagine indecent thoughts.

Good. Think about how it feels to touch each other.

So. Gabriel, try a little more.

Incítala to feel electric.

Good.

- Guess what. - What?

- The director is very happy with you. - Good.

- What are you doing? - Duties, jobs.

I promote the consumption of unnecessary products.

- With immoral means. - LOL. Let me see.

- No. - "Are you afraid that I would you?"

- No no no. - I promise.

Can I have it pass?

What?

Sit down.

Sit down now!

No.

- Come on. You have a pretty face. - No.

If you wait.

- Did you pass? - It is done.

I Don't know if I want to see.

- I Don't see it. - I think so.

- I'm not so beautiful. - Yes you are.

The legs...

You can not draw a leg. They look like sticks.

Let your sister show you how. Can you give me to the base?

Reach?

- Thank you. - All right.

Be careful not to break a blood vessel.

- Ten seconds. - No no no.

- One not!

- Two, three, now! - Now!

- You are incredibly good. - No.

Yes you are.

I've been thinking...

that one day I could have my own exhibition.

- Why one day? Why not tomorrow? - No.

Who are you to ... an artist?

- If nobody sees your work? - Nobody wants to see them.

You're one to talk. I Don't even see yours.

- Passport control! - Passport control.

Thank you.

What did you do in Denmark?

And why do you come to Germany?

Just for fun.

Fun (German).

Germany is a funny country.

Open the bag, please.

Welcome to Berlin.

Hey, bonbon.

- Don't go. - Want something?

You're lost?

How will the ghost act?

Are you interested in buying art?

Ask her.

- English or German? - It depends.

Like art?

Maybe. What do you have?

Country landscape.

I'm not so interested in ...

I have a gallery ...

which is interested in nature pictures.

Can I see the original?

It determines cock.

If it is for me, the picture is good.

These are outstanding.

Have they been published in Finland?

The Vatican would be easier.

The big boss would love these.

- Are you going out? - Yes.

Sir, you have to pay for the room.

I'll fix and return.

No, no, you have to pay! Otherwise, I'll call the police.

Name three blocks ...

Runebergsgatan crossing in Helsinki.

Apollogatan, Hesperiagatan y Topeliusgatan.

You St Karins. Why not speak the dialect?

My parents were teachers. So we spoke at home.

Why there was an unknown man in the room?

A man whom you claim the theft of a passport and a wallet.

We talked about the phantom power.

Is this it?

It was in a room.

Well, drive back to Finland.

Based on your answers, I can not confirm that it is Finnish.

In the eyes of the Germans you are a spy or criminal.

But I know what you are.

Alijoki informed the Consulate ...

the man who arrested the Germans is not Finnish.

These gentlemen you are asking.

Heikki.

- ¿Qué? - Heikki Tapio Alijoki.

Capitán Heikki Alijoki.

Air Force Helsinki during the war.

- Why? - I know it.

- I can talk with him? - About?

Pheasant hunting.

You know...

We used to put scum like you in concentration camps.

And gaseábamos to death.

- Do you know this man? - No.

Teniente Laaksonen.

We fought together in the Mountain Observatory.

We had several blatant situations.

He did not fight in the mountains.

I meant the air defense in Helsinki.

We serve together. It was his subordinate.

Good.

Can you leave us a moment alone?

Sorry.

It is a trap?

- Are you trying to get me into a trap? - I'm sitting on my knee.

- How do you know I'm here ?! - I did not know that.

His name was mentioned.

I get it.

- We know each other. Both are ... - Don't say it.

Both are official.

This is laughable. Much Ado About Nothing.

You make fun of yourself with these images.

A piece of paper.

An obscene image that someone wrote for fun.

It's not just a piece of paper.

It is a nuclear bomb; you can end up in jail.

Police are conducting a search.

Your family and your colleagues are being questioned.

I Don't care about myself, but my family ...

- Can you help me? - No.

Make sure that your officers swear ...

you've never done anything unworthy.

Gentlemen.

El Sr. Laaksonen es un ...

Finnish decorated officer.

Mr. Laaksonen has something to say.

Yes. I want to thank you.

Y?

I have not done anything wrong.

We would like to help Finland.

This matter is closed.

Thank you.

Mr Laaksonen. My wife and I want to invite.

For dinner one night in Helsinki.

- You are married? - Of course.

But sometimes I invite friends to play poker.

It may come at some point.

But it must be kept secret.

- Artists are always welcome. - Thank you.

My wife is very understanding.

Hey.

Did you have fun in Berlin? Will you have purchased a gift for me?

Customs took them.

- What are you wearing? - I have a new hobby.

What? You told me to enjoy myself and live my life.

Our new tenant is coming soon.

A religious country girl?

Sólo siéntate. Touko Laaksonen, hermano lovebird.

Veli. My name is Veli Mäkinen.

Also called Nipa.

You have a beautiful home.

How did you find this? The rent after an accident of war.

- Have we met? - You confuse me.

- Veli want a rum? - Yes thanks.

- Touko. You're here too! - Yeah. I like dancing.

- Do you like dancing? - Yeah. I have seasonal card.

- Don't have a deadline tomorrow? - It's already done and is perfect.

So? What is the slogan?

"I thought, chocolate is good."

- Does not sound finished. - Good...

- Can you get champagne? - Yes Yes.

- Veli, you also want? - Yes thanks.

You alone. I have to...

I forgot my wallet.

- How did you pay for the ticket? - seasonal card ...

Can you help me? I'll pay him back home.

- Yes thanks.

- Have we seen? - If so, I was drunk.

- I like this. - Thank you.

- Thanks for having me. - Thanks for coming.

- Health. - Health.

I rarely get rid of my projects. My texts for example.

All editors refuse them.

- Finland is not ready. - You know how it is.

Jalle said it is good to be a good publicist.

And that is me. And, Touko, is also a good publicist.

Therefore, you are our main illustrator.

- Congratulations, I almost forgot. - Thank you.

- Are you interested in motorcycles? - Yes.

One would like to limit that.

- It would be good to drive a bit. - Yes Yes.

Gentlemen, can you take a picture?

- let the camera go. - Grab the table.

- Here? - Yes.

Please note that is where the power is.

¡In May, ven!

It's a cinch. "In the eyes of the Lord, we are all children."

- Ven ahora. - ¡In May, May, May!

- Are you a virgin? - No.

Touko. Truth or Dare?

- Tell the truth. - True.

Challenge.

Besa a Heidi.

Give it a kiss!

Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

Now is my turn.

Oh. He stayed in Kaija.

Truth or Dare?

- True. - Reto, according ...

Kissing Heidi? Dear Touko, that's illegal.

Just do it now.

Casi, Kaija.

During the war, Helsinki darkened.

They may be too young to remember.

The air was electric.

The plane broke through the city. Unaware the environment.

It was so dark that you had to feel ...

to recognize people.

- Hello Dad. - My son.

- Hello. - Joy to meet again.

Nipa. Thank you.

YOU ARE WELCOME

Where is my son, Aaro?

- What? - Come!

One two three four, -

Five six seven eight,

nine ten. Ready! Here I go!

¡Te we!

As a child I liked to come here.

What were you doing here?

Put my boots down.

In the past, people believed ...

if a single woman rolled in a meadow during the night of San Juan ...

He sees his next man on the surface of a pond.

The meadow behind the house is well suited.

How it is possible in mid-summer?

During the summer night, the sun does not go down at all,

so that men can not be hidden. Your father tried to hide.

I tried? Your mother is cheating.

- It would destroy your family ... - No, not at all.

- I'm evil. I'm ruined. - You're not.

Good night.

Touko. Everyone should see this.

- Yes? - Poker.

Good day.

- He is handsome. - And it's waiting for you, see.

Sweetie.

Sweetie...

Sweetie. Someone's at the door.

Damn you crazy!

Take all you outside, balcony.

- Hey, let's go now. - No.

I'll stay and hold them off. You go.

- Ve only. - Police! Open the door!

One ...

Open the door or we will break.

Police! Open up!

Hears! Over here!

We should also have parties.

Kaija probably would not be thrilled.

I would have a separate apartment.

Large windows and curtains light yellow.

Yellow is for frogs.

The curtains would be open to dance with our friends.

- How can we afford it? - Sell your drawings.

- Where? - Internationally.

Internationally, perhaps. In Finland, ever.

- We will acquire a residence. - And let my little sister !?

Yes, your little sister, who is only 30.

No air slots are constructed.

I want grips my hand in the middle of the light, then.

I want the curtains are open.

- A good idea, but totally unrealistic. - Should we bet?

- For a bottle of whiskey. - Perfect.

- Virtually've lost. - You know what ?, you're a coward.

What?

We lost the war--

Because we had great gay community after stereotypes.

Because we had a ghost penchant for stereotypes.

I'm tired of fighting. I fought my fights.

I'm not a fighter.

You're just a passenger artist who wants to fuck and have fun!

Just like frogs yellow.

Almost did not let me in.

I said I'm your brother.

Attention is good.

Beautiful.

I need help.

Need help mixing gin and gin?

- I can help. - You can also heal yourself.

But I'm not sick, nor you.

I will recover and we will have children.

Come with me. We ended up leaving from here.

Have you heard that we start a club?

A motorcycle club.

No motorcycles.

Touko. Thanks for coming.

But I want to heal.

I lost my job. I Don't want to lose the rest.

Heikki ...

Goodbye my friend.

Lieutenant.

Mr. Captain.

DIPLOMATIC HOMOSEXUAL REVEALED

I saw the article.

Stacks Heikki.

What can we do?

Mail first day. Thank you, Frank.

2012-12-01.

These could be on the cover.

We need something more. An artist needs more housing.

2012-12-01.

Tom ...

Yes, Tom of Finland.

What are you saying, Frank?

Tom Sweden could sell more.

Finland appears to have bigger dicks.

Present sports magazines.

Hi, I'm Doug.

Hi, I'm Doug.

Hi, I'm Doug.

You are married?

Does that put you?

- Soy Jack. - Genial.

Hello, are you heading south?

- To Tom. - Yes?

Hello, how sad weather again.

You have received an email from the United States.

A cover again.

And a letter from Doug.

your biggest fan. What do you want?

They want to travel there.

They want to organize an exhibition or two.

He wants to help me.

- U.S? - Yes.

Congratulations!

You know what? You could fall in love with a successful man.

Be careful. You might feel bad.

- Kaija. - Is the food ready?

Not yet.

- Goodnight. - Goodnight. I am very hungry.

- Always on time. - Yes.

I knew I'd messed around.

These crazy kids. Should I clean a little fast?

They should ask for a cleaning assistant.

- you Have a party? - You want?

- Not even the clock mark 6. - It's good to be on time.

- What are they celebrating? - Lifetime. It's fun to live.

And we go to the United States.

Good.

I Don't care. Men things.

- Good. I hold you a little? - No...

For! I am falling.

These are attractive. You'll look good in them.

And get doctor.

Already did. It will happen. There is no danger.

- Was he sure? - Yes Yes. Absolutely sure.

Conquest America for me too.

- Viken? - Take the two. Always I choose both.

I will miss you.

Maybe. Slightly.

I also. I will miss you.

You'll come too.

Next time...

- Welcome, Mr. - Thank you.

- Hello. - Hello.

- It must be Him. - Tom!

- Man has arrived! - Hello Tom!

- Tom de Finlandia. - That's me.

I'm Doug. Of California.

- Nice to meet you. - The same. Finally.

Jack. It is an honor.

You are beautiful.

- I can draw you? - draw me to me?

Of course.

We've arranged a room for you.

If you want to take a nap.

- You guys? - If we.

These men have come for you, Tom. These are your men.

But first you have to relax.

And have fun

then we travel to New York, San Francisco ...

New York and San Francisco ... Thank you.

Like the small condominium? We collect money.

I think the plane must have crashed.

- Sorry. - We can help you, sir?

We seek a suspect; He stole a minimarket down at sunset.

Was the?

Let us know if you see anything. The car is parked under the apple.

Absolutely. A uniform motherfuckers who is using, officer.

Thank you.

Sorry ... smile.

Thank you.

- You have a good day. - Equally.

Welcome to California, Tom.

Hey, Daddy!

Hi guys.

This is the owner, Steve. I present to Tom.

It's an honor, Mr.

- It has been my greatest inspiration. - Thank you.

Hey, good to see. You are welcome.

- They are amazing. - Thank you.

- I love his work. - Thank you.

Great job, Tom. Their cocks are beautiful.

Our specialty. Cock-tail.

People travel a long way to catch one. These guys are beautiful.

Can you sign this for me, please?

- What happened? - Tom ... - I Don't know.

- What happened? - Watch this.

They robbed me in Germany.

- Check out the quality. - It's just a wank magazine.

It works. You are a success.

cheap ink on toilet paper.

Can you masturbate with this? Congratulations.

Nobody cares. You are on the cover.

If nobody cares, fails to draw.

Oye, Tom.

When people come to our house fly.

Flying from your home, school, diseases ...

Be wrong...

being different ...

You know.

They take them even fuck different people.

With a soap in a sock; and beat them.

- No marks. - No marks.

You make these guys ...

special feel,

beautiful.

Quality still sucks.

Tom ... then you must take control of your works.

Come on, you have to make masturbate with good quality.

Can these three homosexuals have more coffee?

What are you going to do? ¿Sue me?

We will not.

We are here and we want our part.

Like I said, guys, better take whiskey and go.

You should be happy.

I found your photos through Denmark, Sweden.

It is the hottest gay porn piece.

- Thank you. - Tom ...

Mr. Mannheim.

We would like to drink whiskey with you.

- Ice? - Thank you.

Now it is going to publish a book about his character Kake.

And you must give us 20 percent.

- You ask me to post? - Yes.

Sixteen Marcos.

Thank you.

Goodnight.

- You're still coughing. - Yes.

- Kake went to America. - Did.

- There were beautiful boys in the US. UU.? - Yes.

- As always presume? - Yes.

- Did you have many? - A few.

But none of them was ..

So smart, elegant and attractive as a dancer I know.

- Everyone was so malodorous there? - Yes.

I'm sick.

Los Angeles has the best doctors in the world.

For them, cancer is a cold throat.

We can get a house with garden and parrots.

Parrots sound good.

It's always hot there. And the sea shines blue.

Almost everyone is like us in California.

Sometimes heteros are assaulted and harassed.

And it could go in the middle and say, "They also have the right to exist,

and live as they themselves want. "

You're so noble.

Why Don't you say anything?

I Don't want you to see me die.

I want nothing more than ... I mean ...

Does not matter.

- Let's get some of this. - This?

They will be comfortable. You can see through.

- Goodnight. - We would like curtain fabric.

How big?

- ¿2.70? - 2.70.

2.70.

A color for frogs.

- Look. You owe me a bottle of whiskey. - Yes?

I owe more.

What Ringed want?

- Yeah. - Do you want these?

Yes.

Make sure everyone knows we exist.

You promise?

Yes.

Absolutely everyone.

- Have you started to take the elevator. - Snicksnack.

Elevators are for seniors.

- How have you been? - All right.

Nipa miss every day.

¡ok!

Show me the new.

I Don't know if they are something to have.

You'll see soon.

Here.

- You've improved a lot. - I did it?

Yes, you did it.

This is good.

This is my favorite.

- Explain this. - No.

They are terrible. Only strokes.

It's true, just say it.

We have not become true artists. You and I.

- Don't? - Apparently not.

Should we clean? You should not leave it lying here!

Nipa loves this book.

It is probably my turn now.

Good.

I am appreciated.

- Where are the samples? Here? - International.

- Photos of penises? - People like them.

Of course...

Thank you for using a funny pseudonym ...

so Don't be shame the family Laaksonen.

Cheap sex drawings.

Where is the vacuum?

You could have signed the guestbook.

Kaija, are calling.

Touko Laaksonen.

I should cook?

I'm on the phone.

Can you wait a moment?

No need, I'll eat out.

It is the United States.

Hi, Doug.

How did she take it?

You are the showed?

I think he's trying to poison his food.

Tom, we have a problem.

- we are blamed for the virus. - Why?

Because our people are dying of it.

They think your drawings are dangerous.

We are not even being published.

We lose the war.

We die.

Sure, Lord Lieutenant?

Sirs.

Are you a good tenor?

And Lahtinen too.

- And is Toikka good bass? - It's okay.

Listen how wonderful the song is skating.

Väinös between tracks.

It's the song of Finland!

It's the song of Finland!

Hear the loud whisper,

hear the deep, noise currents:

It's the song of Finland!

It's the song of Finland!

Yes, they are all pedophiles.

Here it is what the Bible says, Leviticus 20:13:

"If a man lies with another man ...

As with a woman -

Both make a disgusting action. "

"They will be punished with death."

And that, my friends, is how to cure AIDS.

We are going to hell, will you join?

Excuse me, where are they going?

We visited my friend, brother ...

- His brother. - My grandson.

- Our brother. - Our nephew.

And what's hiding under the jacket?

Love.

Good.

You can not bring animals here. It is the isolation room.

Madam, this is a very deadly animal.

Please...

Two can enter. Others...

Don't let the doctors see! Go...

And wear gloves and mask.

Hi. How are you?

I brought this ...

Reminds me of you.

It's just like you.

He also likes to catch.

Thanks, Tom.

I want you to draw me one last time.

- I can not. - He...

... there has been drawing a lot lately.

Why not?

I ... through all this.

You gave me life.

You taught me to love.

I would not change anything.

- Are you sure? - Positive.

You really are.

Hi.

I'm so sick of people dying all the time.

I should not stop.

It's just a damn virus.

I'll draw something to post.

About life.

Something that makes people happy.

Good morning gentlemen.

- May I help you? - Maybe.

- Yes? - There's something we'd like to print.

Sir, we are here to do business.

Why they come to me?

All other printers said no.

- Along Santa Monica? - Throughout LA.

- In alphabetical order. - I get it.

You can end up in jail for this.

- Are not you afraid? - Mr. Zagat ...

I stabbed troops Stalin with a knife.

But you see, my work is mostly religious books.

This is sacred to me.

I work only with my daughter.

I can not print 10,000 books, just like that.

Once I promised a friend of mine ...

Know something:

we are all children of the beautiful Mother Earth.

Who let the rabbit out?

Orgies lovers ...

... sucks cocks fucking asses ...

... bears, pens ...

... old couples, young, -

hot as hell.

Hetero and gay.

All longing for love.

Who can be a man of Tom?

Anyone can be a man of Tom.

El Sr. Touko Laaksonen,

¡Tom of Finland!

Hi guys.

Tom de Finlandia Vive

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