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THE TWINS (2005)

Cinema Service Co., Ltd Presents

A Taewon Entertainment Production

Cinema Service Co., Ltd Co Production

Soup is getting cold.

You all should be looking for jobs.

Not me.

We have to kick your ass to join the gang.

Dickhead!

JUNG Jun- ho

YOON Soy

KIM Hye-na

I haven't used my legs yet.

Son of a bitch!

Stop right there!

Directed by PARK Heung- sik

THE TWINS

Get back here, asshole! Get out of here!

Depot Market

Myung-su! Son of a bitch!

You thought you could run?

Damn! Not again!

Get back here!

That freaking rat!

Stop right there! Get them!

You won't blow me or let me go down on you?

I said not my left tit!

Don't hit me, jerk!

I know some chicks shave their pubic hair.

But taping a tit? You're a joke!

You bitch! I did everything else!

I said not my left tit from the start!

What the fuck! You sure you're a hooker?

Die, bitch!

Fucker!

Myung-su, stop... Stop it.

A violation of a fair trade!

I paid but didn't get to shag. And check this out.

- He beat the shit out of me! - Look... Look!

Look!

I heard you.

So shut the hell up!

- You wanna sue him. - Right.

She wants to sue you.

And he doesn't wanna pay your hospital bill.

This is gonna get ugly.

And I will call your wife

and tell her that...

...you beat a hooker.

What? You're a Democratic officer.

Protect my privacy. Come on, we're all men.

I'm Republican!

Hey, Chief.

PARK Hyun-su, what are you doing here?

What happened? Did he beat you?

You... You're in worse shape.

He's a twin brother of PARK Hyun-su.

- A twin brother? - Yeah.

Let me see.

They're carbon copies.

Who's an older brother?

I was born 2 minutes and 17 seconds earlier.

Your mom must've had a hard time.

He's our new chief.

Way to go, Depot Boy. You messed up again?

Depot Boy? Is it like a ball boy?

Or a baseball player?

A pitcher or catcher?

Neither. His name is Myung-su.

Quite famous around here.

I hear your brother got into

Seoul Nat'I University.

The whole town is talking about him.

What college did you get into?

He got expelled from middle school.

You were a player, huh?

- You took care of this? - Yes, we're done.

You can leave now.

- What? - Go on.

Damn Republicans!

What are you doing now?

What the hell do you

tape your left tit for?

I told you I had a burn. It's ugly.

Some pimp cut it with a knife, didn't he?

By the way,

you should speak honorific to me.

You told me you were 25.

But you're only a year older.

I saw it back there.

A good one year!

You're an older brother by 2 minutes.

2 minutes and 17 seconds!

But he never treats me like one.

So Soon-hui is your real name?

What hooker uses her real name?

Now you know.

It's so tacky they think it's an alias.

It's a secret, okay?

By the way, Hyun-soo is graduating tomorrow.

You must feel sour.

I'm not sour.

I'm happy for him.

Come by tomorrow.

I'll give you some.

Crazy bitch!

Take care of yourself.

Hey you!

Did you see Hyun-su's face? What was that?

A graduation present?

Let go!

What did you do with the tray?

Your brother got into...

...Seoul Nat'I University with flying colors.

But you, an older brother, do nothing but fight!

Come here.

Knock it off!

If I'd gone to high school,

I could've gone to college too.

Listen to yourself.

Did I tell you not to?

You were too busy fighting!

Deliver it to the station manager.

Why can't that old fart

come down here and eat?

Are you coming tomorrow to Hyun-su's graduation?

Not coming!

Isn't he quick-witted?

She doesn't want me there. Why the hell ask?

A letter of commendation. PARK Hyun-su.

With his excellent academic achievements...

- That's my son. My son! - Hereby, I award him

a scholarship. Granted by Gunsan City Mayor.

Hyun-su!

Don't let them get to you in Seoul.

Who are you?

You're a law school student.

At Seoul Nat'I University!

Of your contemporaries,

you're the king.

Don't worry about money.

I'll work my butt off to pay

your way through college.

The Bar should be a piece of cake for you.

Pass it before you graduate.

Forget the military duty too.

I feel sorry for Myung-su,

but it's for our family.

Middle school drop-outs can't go to the army.

But he's dying to enlist.

Trust me. I can talk him into it.

You can return the favor when you make it big later.

What's a brother for?

What?

Do me a favor.

Joining the army for you?

No freaking problem. For the glory of our family!

I owe you one.

Sorry. I didn't know you'd come.

If my mom finds out, she'll kill me.

Leaving tomorrow? Did you all pack up?

Yes. What about you?

I found a room near a local college.

In 4 years, you'll be a prosecutor.

And I'll be a teacher at a middle school.

How many times?

This is the tenth.

We first did it the day after the SAT.

- We did? - Then every Saturday since.

- Hold on. - Take it off.

You love me, don't you?

Shit! Look, I'm sorry.

I'm not Hyun-su.

I'm his brother, Myung-su.

I've passed off as him

to bonk a high school girl.

Why couldn't that bastard go to a brothel?

Goddamn horny nerd!

She has kick-ass skin.

Be well!

Take care of yourself.

Life sucks.

Life?

Every cloud has a silver lining.

You're only 20.

What do you know about life?

Soon-hui.

Yeah?

What's your dream?

Getting married.

To a responsible guy like you.

Why?

Nothing.

I just wanna see under that tape. It's that bad?

Watch it, or I'll cut it off!

Ahhh... It hurts!

Good.

Why not to the classroom?

I don't want others to see.

Should I help you to the classroom?

It's okay. I have crutches.

You can go now. Go on.

Thanks.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Thanks.

Thanks.

I'm PARK Hyun-su, a junior for Law.

I'm a freshman for Korean Lit.

Okay. Your name?

Huh? It's OH Soon-hui.

What?

Tacky, isn't it?

They named me that

so I could have a long life.

Tacky, but a lot better than Soon-ja.

With you, we can rule this town.

Myung-su, join our gang.

Shut up, asshole.

This is the only and last time I'm helping you.

If things get ugly later and you rat on me,

I will kill you.

Stop being a sissy, man.

Why waste your talent on those dirty whores?

It's a damn shame.

There's nothing cleaner than those whores.

I've heard a lot about you, Myung-su.

No thug dares to touch the depot street.

With that Shortypants, that's awesome.

It's Smartypants, not Shortypants!

Watch it, Flatfish.

Be quiet, assholes!

That's it.

They'll learn a lesson for invading our turf.

Shake a leg, assholes!

You said they were A few.

Quite a few!

Get them!

Smartypants, here!

What the hell did you eat for dinner?!

Stay inside!

What's all this?

You'd better not know.

You sure it's a gang job?

Damn, you're so suspicious!

If not, I'll kill you.

Voila!

Wow!

I've learned the meaning of this Latin word.

It means an immortal love.

The Bar is coming up, isn't it?

Yeah.

Don't feel burdened.

You don't have to pass it while you're in school.

You remove the cast tomorrow?

Yeah.

I'd love for you to come.

Can you make time?

Your parents will be there.

They'd like to meet you.

I'll come then.

I got the money they promised.

Here. It's yours.

I think he acted alone on this one.

Let's go party tonight!

Party my ass!

This is why they put you down.

If we get caught, we're dead meat, stupid.

I'll pay for your noodles.

Over here.

You're hard to see lately.

I've been busy. Who's this?

Say hi, Young-hui. He's our guardian angel.

Name's Myung-su.

I heard you take good care

of working girls here.

Okay.

I'm S... S... Smartypants.

Why do you s... s... stutter?

Dammit!

I'll take you to K... K... Karaoke.

It's an early present for passing the Bar.

I'm taking it again next year.

You didn't do well?

I bet I passed it.

Then what?

Just passing it isn't enough.

What do you mean?

I'm from a poor family.

To be recognized,

I need to pass it with flying colors.

You okay?

Mr. OH, CEO of Balhae Construction, killed himself in his house

Death of the third biggest construction company's CEO...

...put the whole country in shock.

Meanwhile, it's known that

he'd been under investigation for

violating National Security Laws.

Having lived in the North until the Korean War,

he contacted a North Korean

embassy in Northern Yemen

to track down his family still in North.

Wake up, Mom!

Mom, look at me!

Following its CEO's death, the company was

taken over by Taewoo Group.

However, he claimed in his will for his daughter

that he was set up

as he joined a consortium led by Taewoo Group.

He also claimed that the violation...

...of National Security Laws against him was forged

in an attempt to take over his company.

Nobody can come to the phone.

Please leave your message after the beep.

It's me.

Nobody can come to the phone.

Please leave your message after the beep.

This is Mom. I got your draft notice.

We need to take care of this for your future.

It's me.

Mom...

I can't cry.

I feel like crying, but...

Myung-su, do this. Please?

You've always wanted to join the Marine Corps.

Why chang your words.

No way. I'm not joining the army for you.

And I got... I got a girl.

What?!

Who did you touch this time?

Did you knock her up?

Come on, I didn't touch anybody!

I'll pay you back.

"He reaps as he has sown"!

Your dad was your age, and I was only 17.

I was tricked into having you

with his honeyed-words.

Look how I turned out.

He was so good in bed that

I couldn't leave him.

What, he lasted long?

Myung-su, please do this.

Your dad's last words were,

"Be obedient to women."

So please listen to Mom.

I'll take her.

I'm leaving. Consider it.

Bye.

Hyun-su...

When you were little, your dad played favorites.

He only liked you.

He even made me put an egg only in your bowl.

Myung-su knew it but never complained.

One day I saw him chanting before a hencoop.

"Do me a favor, Hen."

"Lay four eggs tonight

for everybody in our family."

He did that all night long.

He's a troublemaker

but a right-minded boy.

Damn!

Why the hell not.

Come on, smile.

Say cheese.

No, say butter instead.

Yeah, that's it.

Smile naturally. That's good.

You're good.

I bet you can make a career out of modeling.

So cool!

How much have you saved?

Just debts, right?

I knew it. You need to borrow money?

- No. - You know I can save.

I have some put aside. How much do you need?

That's not it.

Add this to your savings.

It's yours. Go back home.

What money is this?

You stole it?

Go home and get married. Or move to Seoul.

You're pretty enough to work in Seoul.

It's about time you took off.

I don't have a home

I grew up at an orphanage

and finished high school.

I wanted to stay there, looking after the younger ones.

But the director raped me.

So did his freaking son.

That's how I ended up here. This is my home.

I'm going to the army.

You fucked up and are going under, aren't you?

Keep it a secret.

It's on behalf of Hyun-su.

I don't think he passed the Bar.

Don't. Why are you doing it for Hyun-su?

I told you I'd always wanted to go to the military.

Think I'm gone deep-sea fishing.

Why does he always

make you do things for him?

Bastard!

When is it?

The notice came long ago.

It's tomorrow.

And you didn't tell me until now?!

Give me your right hand.

You didn't tape it?

My tits are different in size.

Left one is bigger and prettier. No knife scar, either.

Why did you tape it then?

Don't laugh, okay?

I really wanna...

get married and have babies.

But I have nothing to give to my husband-to-be.

So I wanted to keep it clean for him only.

You've protected me.

Whoever it's gonna be...

He will understand

if I let you grab it once.

- Victory! - Victory!

You received a citation at the boot camp.

Yes, Sir!

First time ever in life, Sir!

You're humble

for a law school student.

You're handsome and smart.

You have it all going on.

Attention! Salute!

Her mom isn't here. Go easy on her.

Come on, daddy

Take it off.

My tank-top?

I mean, put on a shirt. It's too revealing.

I can't study when I'm hot.

I can't study when I'm turned on!

- Really? - Put it on!

You sure you study law?

Why don't we sneak out?

We're not studying anyway.

You're to study alone.

How could a human being read this thing?

Congratulations! Attorney PARK Hyun- su

- A bowl of soup, please. - Okay.

God, it's my son!

Are you on leave?

Are you happy to see Hyun-su or Myung-su?

Son of a gun!

You came out of me too.

I shouldn't have agreed.

I'm not a marine who fights,

but a marine that teaches!

What do I know to teach?

I think the commander is

trying to set us up.

I'd gobble her up if I weren't playing Hyun-su.

Shut up and gobble this up!

Hang in there. Hyun-su is gonna be huge.

Man, haven't I missed your soup!

Eat up.

Why is the market so deserted?

The economy is so bad.

On top of that, it's the big shopping malls.

They don't shop at small markets any more.

And all the girls left too.

There was a fire 2 months ago.

Fire engines were useless.

Two girls died.

Poor things!

Myung-su!

I'm sorry.

I couldn't tell you earlier.

I had her ashes laid here

temporarily.

Good.

Go get the master monk

to marry our souls. Right now!

Tell him I'll burn down

the temple if he refuses.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Should I keep the bankbook until you get discharged?

What bankbook?

Soon-hui left a bankbook,

and it's in your name.

Find out what orphanage she is from.

Young-hui said she's from one in Mokpo.

Check them all out then.

One more thing.

Bring some boys with you Whack the director

and his frigging son.

You were to look after her, not to rape her!

Their heads didn't crash. Do it again.

Shortypants, are you playing?

Do it right this time.

You rats!

Look, Shortypants.

I wouldn't mind taking out these bitches.

What about those kids?

Shortypants, why don't you run this place with your gal?

It's Smartypants! If only Myung-su were here...

Mom finally went where Dad is.

If she had waken up,

I could've forgiven them.

Mr. PARK Myung-su?

Excuse me. Mr. PARK Myung-su?

I'm Myung-su.

I have your draft notice. Please sign it.

- A draft notice? - Yes.

But I left the Marine Corps a month ago.

Go again!

I'm not tutoring any more. No way.

That's PARK Hyun-su.

I'm looking for PARK Myung-su.

Myung-su? I'm Myung-su.

PARK Myung-su. ID # is 770525-1142021.

That's me, but I've done the military.

Even if I hadn't, I don't go. I'm a middle school drop-out.

A middle school drop-out...

That's no prize!

Get up and deliver!

I'm an ex-marine

and too old for this shit.

Keep it down!

You aren't an ex-marine.

You just came back from deep-sea fishing.

And I'm still doing this at my age.

Stop bumming around

and take over my business.

Are you nuts?

I'd rather work at an orphanage

under Smartypants.

You can do that later.

Shut up and deliver now.

You only deliver to the train station and police box.

Damn, my life sucks.

It's quite peaceful tonight

with no fuck-ups.

When you're not busy,

take turns eating at our place.

I'm tired of delivering.

- Myung-su. - What?

Put your arms out.

What for? Wanna cuff me or something?

We got him, Sir.

I got him.

Quit playing.

A few years ago, you hit a truck at the harbor.

Didn't you?

Flatfish is in the can

for murder.

He talked about it.

We know you were just an accomplice.

The prescription for burglary is 10 years, which is still far.

But you'll be indicted for larceny.

In that case,

the prescription expires in 5 days.

It feels good to have a place to go to.

You know things never work out for me.

Let me call my mom.

Your mom? Go head.

Here.

It's me.

Go under for 5 days.

Do as I say, Shortypants!

Hello?

Prosecutor PARK? This is Chan- ki from Gunsan.

Chan-ki! You're with the Gunsan office?

You never told me

you had a twin brother.

Myung-su is in my office.

What? Myung-su?

This asshole is nothing but an obstacle in my life.

Hello? Are you listening?

I have to go. I have an important meeting.

Yeah, that's burglary. Put him away for that.

He's a skeleton in the closet

for our family.

He's here.

Come in.

Leave us.

Mr. Chief Prosecutor?

You know, I'm...

A former chief prosecutor as of last week!

Sit down.

Do you know me?

Sure, Congressman JUNG.

A former director at NSA.

How do you do?

President KIM from Taewoo Group.

Do you have any idea why you're here?

No, Sir.

You know what we're going through,

don't you?

Are you married?

Not yet.

Meet a nice girl.

"Don't trust any girls, even your mother."

That's true. Look at me.

I had to resign over chitchat

by ladies while golfing. How embarrassing!

What Golf Gate?

It should've been gossip.

I can't believe they held hearings for that.

Where are you from?

From Gunsan, Sir.

Gunsan...

Not this coming election.

But I'll help you run for the next one.

Politics costs money.

A lot of money.

I know, Sir.

Start your law firm.

I was appointed as a prosecutor only 6 months ago.

We want you to take our case.

But I'm just a...

We still have a lot to do for this country.

We didn't seek you because we didn't know law or

didn't have power or money.

If a young capable man like you

volunteers to defend us...

It's a beautiful thing.

You're gonna cover Culture?

Well, it'll be a good break for you.

I'm even considering quitting.

What?

Writing news articles...

I feel as if I were living someone else's life.

What if I become a subject of the news?

What are you talking about?

They're leaving. Go wait in the car.

Give me the camera!

Quick!

PARK Hyun-su?

This is it.

Since you're new, it's not gonna be easy.

You have a newcomer. Go easy on him.

Sit down.

On your knees!

Chirpy!

The cell leader is sleeping. Let's do this quietly.

- What'd you get? - 1 year.

For what?

A theft.

What, a shoplifting?

What's going on here?

A shoplifter in our cell?

- It's the lowest... - Chirpy!

He's sleeping.

This is too much. Murder for our cell leader.

Burglary for Snake. Also murder for Plane.

This bitch is an infamous serial arsonist.

For your information, he's my partner in bed.

And

I'm in for...

Love!

Love my ass!

It's a marriage scheme!

You got 7 years for it.

It must be the world record.

I was in love with a few

simultaneously.

Due to the communication problem, I had to...

- Save it. - Fucking shit.

What?!

When was the last time you had sex?

It's been a while.

Cut the crap!

Try to remember and tell us everything.

Let us get a woody.

Try to make us come if you can.

Should I get you tissue?

Give it a best shot.

I don't quite remember.

Son of a bitch!

What the hell is going on?

Did we wake you, Boss?

What's this?

Sorry, Sir. We have a newcomer.

A newcomer?

Bro!

Myung-su, aren't you?

You... Flatfish!

Forgive me, Bro.

My mouth talked against my will.

Kill me please!

Bro!

What's going on here?

Damn! What's he doing here?

Myung-su! My baby!

Let me look at you.

Hey, Hyun-su.

Long time, no see.

You're looking good!

Look at you. You're like a noblewoman.

Mom, give it.

Give you what?

Tofu! That keeps me

from going back to jail.

Myung-su, I'm sorry.

You need to go back in.

What are you talking about?

I just got out!

I know.

But it's for our family.

What the...

She's threatening to sue him for a marriage scheme.

If she does, that's it for our family.

He's on a huge case.

When it's over, he'll be a national figure.

What's a brother for?

He can get you out in a few months.

You're now an ex-con. It won't make any difference.

Without him, there's no you.

If he's sued, there goes his marriage...

...with the daughter of Mr. Kim, CEO of Taewoo Group.

Hold on.

So I don't use your name as I did for the military?

She sues me

and I go back there in my name? I won't! I can't!

I'd do it for murder.

But for a marriage scheme? No way!

"Be obedient to women."

I'll listen to all the girls except you.

- You! - It's okay, Mom.

Myung-su, please. Think of our family name.

There's no way I'm going in for Love.

And since when did we have a family name?

You should've watched it, son of a bitch!

You call your brother a SOB?

What am I then, a bitch?!

You stay out of it.

I'd rather jump out of the car than see you fight!

Let go! I'll kill myself!

Let go of me! Let go!

I absolutely loved it.

It was shorter though.

What a boy!

Myung-su? What are you doing here?

That's...

Who's this girl?

Why are you wearing glasses?

Don't tell me you impersonated me again.

We're gonna be late for a seminar.

Let's go.

Is he your twin brother?

He's a pain in the neck and an ex-con.

Who pulled strings for you?

It's odd you were sent to the same prison.

And the same cell?

How long time this ceremmony?

- Am I lucky or What? - You know What?

I hope this newcomer has a clean ass.

Good gracious!

How are you?

Bro, what happened?

Come on, sit down.

You just got out of here.

What are you back in for?

M...

Murder?

What the hell happened?

It's not murder, asshole.

LOVE?!

Marriage scheme.

I know you're handsome.

But it takes time to attract, shag, and steal from one.

You can't pull it off on such a short notice.

I'll be honest.

It's fraud.

Getting charged with

a marriage scheme isn't easy.

Unless you're a lawyer, it's fraud?

What a fucked-up law is that?

It's bullshit!

I respect you, Chirpy.

You got 7 years for a marriage scheme.

What'd you get?

6 months.

A year for a theft and 6 months for fraud?

Look, Flatfish.

Are you sure he's qualified to be the cell leader?

Fraud is the lowest crime.

We should be beating him up.

Watch your mouth, asshole!

Hey!

I'm sorry.

Chirpy, sit up.

Let me tell you a sex story.

I bonked her with lights on

so I could tell you guys this.

It's all recorded in my head.

Runtime of 53 minutes!

Bless the newlyweds!

I knew that son of a bitch wouldn't come.

But, why isn't Mom here?

PARK Myung-su, right?

Eat this first.

Oh, I got it.

Hyun-su sent you to play with me, didn't he?

God damn it!

"To play with you"?

Is every girl a hooker to your eyes?

You're not? Fine then.

Look, Jerk.

Show me some respect.

I'm sorry.

Sorry, Ma'am. Okay?

Don't want a ride?

Wait, Myung-su! Myung-su!

He should eat this.

How did he pick up a girl while staying in jail?

My name is OH Soon-hui.

Soon-hui?

I know it's tacky.

No, that's not it.

I rob banks.

You're pretty and funny. That's nice.

Robbing banks...

isn't easy. So I need your help.

Isn't it cooler than a theft or fraud?

I guess so.

Don't you need a gun

to rob banks?

Check under the seat.

Be careful. It's loaded.

Can you drop me off here?

You're scared.

Unlike your reputation as Depot Boy.

Check out the file in the glove compartment.

I know a lot about you and your brother, Hyun-su.

You went to the military

and jail on his behalf.

If the press gets hold of that, what would happen?

Are you... blackmailing me?

Yes, I am blackmailing you.

I heard you are obedient to women.

I'll give you a carrot too.

Am I pretty?

So is my body.

I'll give you some after robbing a bank.

Where are we going?

Hanbyul Bank

I got out of jail 2 hours ago.

I'm not physically ready

to rob a bank.

Don't worry.

It's next week.

We're just scouting today.

Every fourth Monday,

cash is delivered out of here.

It's not good to be filmed

by that security camera.

It only reaches right before our feet.

The bank closes at 4:30.

10 minutes later, a van pulls up. In front of that door.

The vault is open for 10 minutes,

but we have to pull it off in 2.

Can't we hit a small one?

I know this bank back home that carries a lot of cash.

The security system is a lot less tight here.

How are we gonna get in after it closes?

That's why I need you.

Upstairs is a VIP Center.

And Hyun-su has a safe deposit box there.

With his fingerprint,

we can get in through that place.

Stay here until it's over.

I'd be better off

to rape you right here than rob a bank.

I'm very capable of that. You know that, don't you?

If you mess with me,

the file goes to the press.

You'd be sharing the cell with Hyun-su.

What would the paper say?

"Brave Twins"? Or, "Stupid Twins"?

And... What about your mom?

Haven't figured out yet?

You've been kidnapped.

You'd be raped, not me.

Use it strictly with me.

You go upstairs first.

At 4: 29, come downstairs through this door.

Hide behind this mirror until 4:31.

Then you start shooting.

Fire twice into the ceiling so they won't call the cops.

Are you listening?

That revolver... Where did you get it?

A cop is alone at the station.

Walk in and fire a gas gun at him.

He passes out and I grab one of the guns. That's it.

Simple, isn't it?

A theft of a revolver that happened 3 months ago.

I did it.

Damn, I'm fucked!

Put it in your deposit box tomorrow.

What's this?

It's a document concerning

our bogus firm in Singapore.

Dad trusts nobody but you

these days.

You're our family, but not on the record.

I'm gonna have to rent a few more safes soon.

Can I buy this glass?

What?

My girlfriend and I just drank wine in this glass.

She wants to keep it

for a sentimental value.

Soon-hui, what are you up to?

Nothing illegal. You don't have to worry.

We're done.

Let's go.

Sit down.

Are you really a bank robber?

Why'd I steal a gun then?

I'm up to my eyeballs with card bills.

I'll hit the bank and leave the country.

If you're robbing a bank,

why do you need photos

of Hyun-su's safe then?

Should I go to the press?

Shut up and follow my lead.

It's only a rehearsal.

I'm not stupid.

We can sneak into the bank, threatening security guards.

Let me ask you again.

It won't harm Hyun-su?

And we're robbing the bank?

Okay, let's go.

The word 'National' makes me break out in a rash.

You're so bad.

Myung-su!

What's wrong?

What?

Today is not good. We're going back.

Don't chicken out now.

Wait here. Let me handle this.

What are you doing?

Right here? Shouldn't we get the job done first?

Hyun-su isn't wearing a tie.

Only one person is allowed.

Who cares?

You can have this.

My mom said it has a French name.

In Korean, it means cow dung or something.

It's about half a million.

Put it back where it was.

It doesn't matter. It's ours.

Wait...

What about A quickie?

You're crazy!

Thanks. Good day.

You forgot something?

Oh...

It's okay. Here's the key.

I took a lot of photos like you said.

This was for nothing. Damn.

We're done today.

Let's go grab some beer.

It was just a rehearsal.

You're so uptight.

Tell me.

Say we fail to rob it.

You'd still give me some, right?

Why don't we do it first?

Lt'll strengthen our chemistry.

We'll work better.

If you're horny, pick any train station.

There are many brothels.

Those girls are dirty though.

Where's the nearest station?

Pull over the car.

Pull it over!

Don't look down on those girls.

Who do you think you are?

You're robbing a bank!

If you need money, be a hooker. That's more honest.

SONG and JUNG plotted it.

And KIM profited from it.

I need more evidence to nail them all.

It's time to go.

Hit it.

My bag! It's a snatcher!

- Open the door! - What?

Open the damn door!

What are you doing? Let's get out of here!

Let's go!

It's kind of chilly. Climb over back here.

We are bank robbers, not the police!

Now we have to wait a month!

Let's hit another one.

It's a huge bank.

It's impossible without an insider's help.

It has to be that bank.

I know it inside and out!

I'm upset too.

I thought I'd be eating something real delicious.

Not a cup-a-noodle!

We don't have a month. So let's do this.

It's not gonna harm Hyun- su.

And you don't have to rob a bank with me.

After this, we're done.

- Your face is so wrinkly. - Shut up!

Sir!

I forgot something.

I must've left the keys in the car.

I'm sorry.

This tastes better dipped in soybean paste.

Still pretty good.

Attorney PARK Hyun- su

Wow. This is cool.

Hyun-su, that asshole...

Our birthday?

Or Mom's?

Dad's memorial day?

What a nice son.

You sure there was nothing?

Are you lying to me?

All I care about at this moment is shagging you!

What is it you're after?

I need to take care of something

before I leave this country!

Who cares?

He's a bastard!

That is more important than my life!

Nothing's more important than life.

Forget about it. Let's just hit the bank.

You don't know shit!

Find a medium-sized bank

that's easy to rob.

Lend me your car for a week.

Welcome, Sir.

You must know better.

This kind of diamond can't be imported legally.

It wasn't smuggled in for sale.

Bro!

Smartypants!

- How are you? - Good!

So glad to see you!

You have new shoes on.

Wash Your hair.

Myung-su!

Over the years, they've contributed so much...

...to our country.

For the national economy.

For the national order.

And for the national security.

They've devoted their lives.

We need to recognize their contributions.

They're being blamed for

what they've accomplished...

...without any physical evidence.

If it's just our jealousy,

we should be sorry.

They still have so much to do

for our country!

3 suspects of Golf Gate that had dragged on for 3 years...

...were found not guilty in court today.

The public isn't so happy with the court's decision.

A former chief prosecutor, SONG, told the press...

...that he'd run for Congress in the upcoming election.

I'm happy to see some justice.

This is no surprise.

What are you plans now?

Next news

What the police had feared became reality.

A revolver that had been stolen

from the police station was...

...used in a bank robbery at Hanbyul Bank in Jeonnam.

According to the police,

it was a thoroughly-prepared hit.

Two robbers took 300 grand, all of which was cash.

Their get-away vehicle was found by a playground...

...about 5 hundred meters away from the bank.

However, no clue was found.

Why isn't he answering?!

There, they switched vehicles and are still on the run.

The police believe they are...

- Hello? - You saw TV?

Get yourself ready for me.

Look, Myung-su. PARK Myung-su? Hey!

I gave Smartypants 100 grand. That's the rest.

It was so heavy to carry.

You're not ready to honor your promise.

Way to go, Myung-su.

You can rob that bank of all its money.

It played a key role in stealing my dad's company.

Stop talking nonsense. You're drunk.

If you had brought me those documents,

I could've sent them to jail.

But it's okay.

Jail won't make up for what they did.

Bang!

You know what I planned?

I planned on killing them.

But I can't do it alone.

Can you help me?

If you help me... I'm all yours.

I knew you'd eat your words!

After I kill them, I'll kill myself too.

You can shag me as much as you want until I die.

LEE Soon-hui and OH Soon-hui are different on one thing.

LEE Soon-hui was free, and you're conditional.

What's this, a bank loan? So complicated!

LEE Soon-hui? I'm OH Soon-hui!

I don't need your help. This is my business.

Sit! I'll give you some now, okay?

Hold on.

I can't do this on a clear mind.

Go abroad with this money.

I'm going where I belong.

If you wanna keep your word, come to Gunsan.

Why can't Mom live

with Hyun-su in Seoul?

I bet she's staying here to make me deliver!

Hey, Myung-su. How's your brother?

I bet he's not carrying a tray on his head.

Be careful.

Why didn't you have your mom deliver it?

Since you're here,

the area is full of life.

And I am not!

Breaking news. Terrorism happen at National Assembly

Acid from the toilet poured

over Congressman JUNG.

His private part... Backside of his private part!

It must've messed up his asshole.

Give me a toothpick.

You're the police. What's so funny?

It should've melted down his pecker.

When he was with NSA,

he was a torture expert.

It's crazy that assholes like him are in our Congress.

Son of a bitch!

Myung-su. What kind of people vote for those dogs?

Don't ask me difficult questions.

That tray looks good on you.

What business...

If you're here to keep your promise, let's go.

This looks like a good place to see the sun setting.

Damn.

How nice!

Wow!

It's so cool!

Is your left one bigger than the right one?

What?

These!

Sorry. I thought of my ex-wife.

Your ex-wife? You were married?

Her name was Soon-hui too. LEE Soon-hui.

She always taped up one of her tits.

I really wanna get married

and have babies.

But I have nothing to give to my husband-to-be.

She was the only woman

who treated me with respect.

After I got discharged,

I was gonna take her

to an island

and marry her.

This place...

I threw her ashes here. Right here.

I heard you when you were drunk.

You seem to have a story of your own.

But you can't be less fortunate than her.

I didn't know.

There was someone who was lonelier than me.

You need to learn to value credibility!

You didn't wanna go to a motel so we came here.

And you're drinking again?

I'm sorry. But I can't do this on a clear mind.

You're gonna pass out on me again?

If you leave me alone again, I'll kill you.

Let's see when you sober up!

So much for a girl with a college degree!

Now I have one down

Can I do well till the end?

Myung- su bluffs a lot, but he's kind of cute.

Where'd he go?

You should've told me earlier.

I'll take care of it. You leave the country.

I miss those bastards in jail.

Whether in or out of jail, it's the same for me.

What's this?!

Smartypants, what's wrong?

Stupid ass!

A former chief prosecutor,

SONG was attacked at a sauna.

Using a brick, the perpetrator hit his...

His private part, indeed.

He was carried to the ER right after the accident.

The safety of Taewoo Group's CEO,

also involved in Golf Gate,

concerns us a great deal.

He has postponed his return from overseas.

Taewoo Group expanded in the past...

Now it's on the verge

of bankruptcy.

Turn it off!

He's known to be hiding in China, and...

Why didn't he take me?

This is so embarrassing!

We're through, right?

There's one thing

I don't quite understand.

That document was in your safe. How did it get out?

Someone must've had a copy.

It wasn't me.

- Bastard! - Bitch!

Why'd you put a glass ball in my safe?

- What? - Why not cow dung?

You made me lose my face over that fake.

Bastard!

You sold it, didn't you?

Show me another one.

Stop it.

Blow it up for me.

OH Soon-hui?!

Hello?

Why?

What'd Myung-su do this time?

He's not just impersonating me.

He's trying to ruin me.

- What do you mean? - None of your business

We have to find him before he really messes up.

He goes to Seoul often lately.

He said he rented a place by this college.

- Doesn't He have A phone? - No.

Take care of Myung- su.

He went through a lot for you.

He's your older brother after all.

By 2 minutes and 17 seconds?

They should've pulled me out before him!

I told him to take photos of Hyun- su's safe.

It was rather easy to talk him into it.

He does listen to girls.

When I'm with him, I feel comfortable.

And simple too.

What should I do with this money?

What the hell! I'll give it to Hyun-su.

I'll end the show with style.

The police?

I stole the revolver.

And I whacked JUNG and SONG.

So I'm turning myself in.

No, it's okay. I'll come to you.

Will they put me

in Flatfish's cell again?

Should I ask Hyun-su to pull strings?

Why do I suddenly feel like Mom's soup?

This is PARK Myung-su who called earlier.

With all due respect, I have this thing that just came up.

Can I turn myself in tomorrow?

Trust me I will. It's just one more day.

Yeah, I should say goodbye to Mom.

This time I'll be gone for a long time.

You're dead once I catch you.

Excuse me.

- You recognize me? - Sure, from Apt 501.

You left your keys with me, saying you were going away.

I changed my plans.

Your keys.

Thanks.

Wait!

Your car keys too!

You're so forgetful.

- Excuse me. - Hi.

Sit at the table.

I'm Myung-su's friend.

Did he tell you he was an attorney?

No.

There he is!

Money!

Myung-su, you bastard!

Bull shit!

You're way too pretty to like that thing.

Myung-su has been good since he was little.

He always yielded to his brother.

The police are in pursuit for a suspect responsible...

...for the bank robbery

and a series of terrorist attacks.

His name is PARK Myung- su from Gunsan.

- Myung-su?! - After calling the police

that he would turn himself in...

He finally messed up big time!

We're going to the air for coverage.

The suspect's car is now on a free way,

which makes the pursuit more dangerous.

He was spotted

by his apartment earlier this afternoon.

Myung-su!

Myung-su...

Smoke is pouring

out of the car,

and the suspect seems trapped inside.

Where's everybody?

Is there a soccer match against Japan tonight?

You haven't gone abroad yet?

Bastard! If Myung-su dies, it's your fault!

I AM Myung-su.

Are you finally giving some when sober?

You fool! I didn't steal that revolver.

You can't take the rap for it!

What are you talking about?

I bought that piece for $5000 in the black market.

What?

You weren't a bank robber?

You get it?

Do as I told you.

I really have to go abroad now.

You want me dead?

I...

You made me wanna live again.

There's one thing I lied to you about.

That bank robbery...

I didn't do it.

What do you mean?

When I went to take photos of his deposit box,

there was a glass ball in it.

So I took it with me.

If I redesign this,

I can triple the price. At least $1.5 million.

You buy it from me for 500 grand in cash.

And make me a fake one exactly like this.

I can't believe this!

Then I went to Mokpo.

I was gonna give you the money,

saying I robbed a bank.

But while I was there, an actual bank robbery happened.

Those bank robbers took only 300 grand.

So I couldn't give you all.

I gave 100 grand to the orphanage

and 200 grand to you.

Hyun-su was getting too greedy. It would've been his money.

You completely fooled me?

I'm still a bank robber.

I bet I'm the only robber who stole from a VIP Center.

His lungs are filled with toxic gas.

When can he talk?

Lt'll take a few weeks.

PARK Myung-su, you really are something.

The court will give you a break. Take care of yourself.

Myung-su,

they're saying you're Robin Hood.

People are lined up outside to see you.

They sent you flowers and money.

And everybody back home is praising you.

Myung-su...

I always put Hyun-su before you.

I forced you to sacrifice.

Do you remember?

Back in middle school,

Hyun-su always topped.

So this Congressman's son got jealous.

And he set Hyun-su up with punks.

You went instead and the fight got serious.

So you got expelled.

I don't think Hyun-su has any idea.

Hadn't you gotten expelled,

you could've gone to college and become something.

Mom is so sorry.

It's me. Can you hear me?

Everybody is taking you for Myung-su.

Let's keep it that way for the time being.

We're gonna skip town.

Go aboard for a few years.

I'm Myung-su. And you're Hyun-su.

Let me... Let me be you for a change.

All I wanted was to get

off depot area.

The smell of Mom's soup disgusted me.

Can you understand me?

Feeling frigging sour about Hyun-su?

Watch your language.

I'm trying to scoop to your level.

I got you a present.

Where did you get these?

I bought them, of course.

You know what?

A small diamond is put inside the band.

It finally found its owner.

In fact, Hyun-su...

Put it on.

Let me put it on you.

PARK Hyun- su Law Firm Pro-bono Legal Service

Twins Soup

You're so pretty, Myung-soon and Hyun-soon.

Happy to see Daddy?

Honey.

This is Hyun-soon, and this is Myung-soon.

You still can't tell?

Hey, Mrs. LEE!

You went to Karaoke last night

with that old station manager?

How could you do that behind my back?

The lady from fruit store was there too.

And what do you care wherever I go?

His thing has gone limp.

I saw it with my own eyes at a sauna.

He said the same thing about you.

He did?

That old fart!

Want to check it out?

Mine is still fresh! That old bastard!

I should take him to a sauna and...

To the third floor.

Damn, he pisses me off!

PARK Hyun-su! Get down here and eat!

Bring it up here. I have so many clients.

What? Clie...

I should be working while eating.

Clie... Whatever!

Should I go then?