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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,237 --> 00:00:04,103 Look, I have Frank and Monica as parents. 2 00:00:04,105 --> 00:00:06,606 Even I know how to show up and turn on a fucking TV. 3 00:00:06,658 --> 00:00:09,075 What the fuck happened to you? Here's what you missed. 4 00:00:09,110 --> 00:00:10,777 Ow! Now she's biting me. 5 00:00:10,779 --> 00:00:12,278 - V! - No, I'm done. 6 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:13,780 No more breastfeeding. We can go to formula. 7 00:00:13,832 --> 00:00:15,581 We are not doing formula. 8 00:00:15,617 --> 00:00:20,086 Two lesbians offered us double the market value for the house. 9 00:00:20,121 --> 00:00:23,089 Those lesbians are the man. You are not selling. 10 00:00:23,124 --> 00:00:24,624 - What's going on? - War. 11 00:00:24,626 --> 00:00:27,093 We have any full automatic weapons, grenades? 12 00:00:27,128 --> 00:00:29,295 - He's freaking out. - Think-- Fuck! 13 00:00:29,297 --> 00:00:31,130 You're going to lift, with your hands, 14 00:00:31,182 --> 00:00:32,932 the large pieces of concrete, 15 00:00:32,967 --> 00:00:34,967 and put them in the bucket of the bobcat. 16 00:00:34,969 --> 00:00:37,403 - You think you can handle that? - Think I'll manage. 17 00:00:37,439 --> 00:00:38,638 What the fuck are you doing with him? 18 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:40,356 - He hit you. - I just said that 19 00:00:40,391 --> 00:00:41,641 'cause I was angry and I was shitfaced. 20 00:00:41,643 --> 00:00:42,975 You got a girlfriend? 21 00:00:42,977 --> 00:00:44,727 I'm around this summer if you want to-- 22 00:00:44,779 --> 00:00:47,447 Just don't call, 'cause... Kenyatta, you know? 23 00:00:47,482 --> 00:00:50,483 You text me, if you're feeling randy. 24 00:00:50,485 --> 00:00:52,151 - [Chuckles] Okay. - I thought we said 25 00:00:52,203 --> 00:00:54,070 - we weren't gonna date anymore. - Hmm, we did? 26 00:00:54,122 --> 00:00:56,823 - Why are you breaking up with me? - 'Cause you're too young. 27 00:00:56,825 --> 00:00:59,542 I give you Frank's "Milk Of The Gods"-- 28 00:00:59,577 --> 00:01:01,627 The strongest beer ever made! 29 00:01:01,663 --> 00:01:03,796 130 proof. [Burps] 30 00:01:04,905 --> 00:01:07,197 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 31 00:01:11,812 --> 00:01:15,147 ♪ think of all the luck you got ♪ 32 00:01:15,149 --> 00:01:18,066 ♪ know that it's not for naught ♪ 33 00:01:18,118 --> 00:01:21,319 ♪ you were beaming once before ♪ 34 00:01:21,321 --> 00:01:25,624 ♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪ 35 00:01:25,659 --> 00:01:29,077 ♪ what is this downside ♪ 36 00:01:29,129 --> 00:01:32,497 ♪ that you speak of? ♪ 37 00:01:32,499 --> 00:01:34,749 ♪ what is this feeling ♪ 38 00:01:34,802 --> 00:01:39,254 ♪ you're so sure of? ♪ 39 00:01:39,306 --> 00:01:46,228 ♪ ♪ 40 00:01:46,263 --> 00:01:49,347 ♪ round up the friends you got ♪ 41 00:01:49,349 --> 00:01:52,567 ♪ know that they're not for naught ♪ 42 00:01:52,603 --> 00:01:55,854 ♪ you were willing once before ♪ 43 00:01:55,906 --> 00:02:00,108 ♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪ 44 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:03,528 ♪ what is this downside ♪ 45 00:02:03,580 --> 00:02:07,249 ♪ that you speak of? ♪ 46 00:02:07,284 --> 00:02:09,201 ♪ what is this feeling ♪ 47 00:02:09,253 --> 00:02:13,104 ♪ you're so sure of? ♪ 48 00:02:16,260 --> 00:02:17,726 You might want to toss that minnow 49 00:02:17,761 --> 00:02:20,762 back into the lake, Lorenzo. 50 00:02:20,814 --> 00:02:23,315 You know these ladies? 51 00:02:23,350 --> 00:02:25,684 Nah, never seen 'em before. 52 00:02:25,736 --> 00:02:27,936 - Another raid. - Third fucking one this month! 53 00:02:27,988 --> 00:02:29,104 [Sighs] 54 00:02:29,156 --> 00:02:30,522 That all come out of your rack? 55 00:02:30,524 --> 00:02:32,407 Kev wants the twins to drink boob juice. 56 00:02:32,443 --> 00:02:33,909 He let them drink your wife's hooker milk. 57 00:02:33,944 --> 00:02:35,527 I will milk myself like a goat 58 00:02:35,529 --> 00:02:36,995 before I let them drink that Russian AIDS milk. 59 00:02:37,031 --> 00:02:39,197 - No offense. - None taken. 60 00:02:39,199 --> 00:02:41,583 Looks like a hand-whore fire sale out there. 61 00:02:41,618 --> 00:02:43,368 Yeah, I got fucking busted again. 62 00:02:43,370 --> 00:02:46,872 You see? This is what I'm saying. 63 00:02:46,874 --> 00:02:50,175 It's the decline of civilization as we know it. 64 00:02:50,210 --> 00:02:51,877 They're trying to make the neighborhood spiffy 65 00:02:51,929 --> 00:02:54,012 for the invading hipster hordes. 66 00:02:54,048 --> 00:02:56,098 Uh-uh! You don't BYOB in my place. 67 00:02:56,133 --> 00:02:59,468 I made it-- "Milk Of The Gods." 68 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:02,688 Ten times stronger than regular beer. 69 00:03:02,723 --> 00:03:05,640 What did you do-- Buy some expired coors light, 70 00:03:05,693 --> 00:03:08,894 - stir some dog shit in for color? - Knock yourself out. 71 00:03:10,898 --> 00:03:13,315 Easy there, cowboy. 72 00:03:13,367 --> 00:03:16,618 - Holy shit, this is potent. - Strongest beer known to man. 73 00:03:16,653 --> 00:03:18,904 It's also good for cleaning toilets and sinks 74 00:03:18,956 --> 00:03:20,872 or degreasing auto parts. 75 00:03:20,908 --> 00:03:22,991 Makes a nice antibacterial for minor wounds. 76 00:03:23,043 --> 00:03:25,210 - You should get some for the bar. - Hell, no! 77 00:03:25,245 --> 00:03:27,496 I don't need someone in a coma after only buying one beer. 78 00:03:27,548 --> 00:03:30,665 - I'll go bankrupt. - No, this is high-end stuff-- 79 00:03:30,718 --> 00:03:33,051 $45, $50 a bottle. 80 00:03:33,087 --> 00:03:34,669 It's like ten beers in one. 81 00:03:34,722 --> 00:03:36,254 Who can afford that in this hood? 82 00:03:36,256 --> 00:03:37,806 [Groans] 83 00:03:37,841 --> 00:03:39,474 [Thud] 84 00:03:39,510 --> 00:03:42,260 Drag him to the sober chair. 85 00:03:42,312 --> 00:03:45,680 I'm in. 86 00:03:45,733 --> 00:03:48,600 Fantastic! What can I do you for? 87 00:03:48,602 --> 00:03:51,069 I got a POW Veterans' conference 88 00:03:51,105 --> 00:03:53,188 at The Doubletree next month. 89 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:54,823 Those warriors have guts of steel. 90 00:03:54,858 --> 00:03:57,943 - [Chuckles] - I'll need about six cases. 91 00:03:57,995 --> 00:04:00,328 - Six-- six cases, you said? - Yeah. 92 00:04:00,364 --> 00:04:02,948 Wow. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 93 00:04:02,950 --> 00:04:04,783 Two eggs sunny side up for you 94 00:04:04,835 --> 00:04:06,701 and the scramble for the gentleman. 95 00:04:06,754 --> 00:04:08,420 - Is Sean here yet? - He's off today. 96 00:04:08,455 --> 00:04:10,956 He's with his kid. He's such a good dad. 97 00:04:10,958 --> 00:04:13,708 Yeah. You still seeing your daughter today? 98 00:04:13,761 --> 00:04:15,710 I bought her so much shit-- Two stuffed animals, 99 00:04:15,763 --> 00:04:17,429 a pile of candy, some barrettes. 100 00:04:17,464 --> 00:04:19,848 She's gonna be happy just to spend time with you. 101 00:04:19,883 --> 00:04:21,633 I feel like I need to bribe her into loving me 102 00:04:21,685 --> 00:04:23,301 more than her foster family. 103 00:04:23,303 --> 00:04:26,438 Oh, hey. Huge tipper's back. 104 00:04:26,473 --> 00:04:29,641 I tried to take her table, but she only wants you. 105 00:04:29,643 --> 00:04:32,694 Also, she asked if you were dating anybody. 106 00:04:32,729 --> 00:04:35,897 - ♪ someone's in love ♪ - [Scoffs] Yeah. 107 00:04:35,949 --> 00:04:38,483 Take a number. 108 00:04:38,535 --> 00:04:41,653 Wow. This is getting to be a habit. 109 00:04:41,655 --> 00:04:43,238 Pie and a coffee? 110 00:04:43,290 --> 00:04:44,539 What haven't I tried? 111 00:04:44,575 --> 00:04:47,325 Uh, we have a seasonal strawberry glaze 112 00:04:47,377 --> 00:04:49,127 that just popped up on the menu. 113 00:04:49,163 --> 00:04:51,163 - You want to try that? - Why not? 114 00:04:51,165 --> 00:04:53,832 - Great. Anything else? - How about dinner? 115 00:04:53,884 --> 00:04:55,383 - We don't start serving till 5:00 PM. 116 00:04:55,419 --> 00:04:57,302 With you. 117 00:04:57,337 --> 00:04:58,920 Oh, uh... 118 00:04:58,972 --> 00:05:01,723 I'm kind of... 119 00:05:01,758 --> 00:05:03,925 My last relationship ended kind of messy, 120 00:05:03,977 --> 00:05:06,511 so I'm not really in the market for-- 121 00:05:06,513 --> 00:05:09,014 You can say no now. 122 00:05:09,066 --> 00:05:11,316 But I won't stop asking. 123 00:05:13,353 --> 00:05:16,438 I'm quite persuasive. 124 00:05:19,109 --> 00:05:20,659 You don't want your pie? 125 00:05:20,694 --> 00:05:24,779 Strawberry glaze? I'll see you tomorrow. 126 00:05:28,202 --> 00:05:29,701 [Sighs] 127 00:05:34,758 --> 00:05:37,042 Hey, Carl. 128 00:05:42,382 --> 00:05:45,267 Easy! That's my grandma's! 129 00:05:47,554 --> 00:05:51,189 You got to drop it like that? How about giving half a crap? 130 00:05:51,225 --> 00:05:53,892 - What's up, D? - Aw, bank's foreclosing. 131 00:05:53,894 --> 00:05:55,360 We've been here 13 years, man. 132 00:05:55,395 --> 00:05:57,529 They shoved her wedding dress in a garbage bag. 133 00:05:57,564 --> 00:05:58,947 I'm calling the cops. 134 00:05:58,982 --> 00:06:00,699 Hey, look what you're doing to my kids! 135 00:06:00,734 --> 00:06:02,534 - [Baby crying] - It's unbelievable. 136 00:06:02,569 --> 00:06:04,736 Looks like we're getting new neighbors down the block. 137 00:06:04,738 --> 00:06:07,455 - Adamecs got kicked to the curb. - Are those hickeys? 138 00:06:07,491 --> 00:06:08,957 Holly and Ellie threw a party last night. 139 00:06:08,992 --> 00:06:10,542 Those skanks are randy. 140 00:06:10,577 --> 00:06:12,244 - They threw a party? - Mostly older kids. 141 00:06:12,246 --> 00:06:13,912 Probably didn't want anyone who looked too young. 142 00:06:13,914 --> 00:06:15,213 I don't look young! 143 00:06:15,249 --> 00:06:17,499 They said no virgins. You're a virgin. 144 00:06:17,551 --> 00:06:19,301 You're a virgin. They let you in. 145 00:06:19,336 --> 00:06:20,669 I provide a service. 146 00:06:20,721 --> 00:06:21,920 Huh, what "Service"? 147 00:06:21,972 --> 00:06:23,305 They make me give them oral 148 00:06:23,340 --> 00:06:25,891 in exchange for letting me stick around. 149 00:06:25,926 --> 00:06:27,676 What's the point of being a virgin, anyways? 150 00:06:27,728 --> 00:06:29,427 Nobody cares when a guy loses it, 151 00:06:29,479 --> 00:06:31,846 but for some reason, it's this huge deal for girls. 152 00:06:31,899 --> 00:06:34,432 - Ew. What is that? - Smell of success. 153 00:06:34,434 --> 00:06:37,319 I'm gonna get laid at the pool today if they let me. 154 00:06:37,354 --> 00:06:39,771 Ugh! I'm gonna throw my own party tonight-- 155 00:06:39,823 --> 00:06:42,908 - An adult party. - You got any alcohol? 156 00:06:42,943 --> 00:06:44,943 I'll ask Frank for some of his homemade beer. 157 00:06:44,945 --> 00:06:46,161 Who you gonna invite? 158 00:06:46,196 --> 00:06:47,913 Friends, older kids. 159 00:06:47,948 --> 00:06:49,497 Wow. Cool. 160 00:06:49,533 --> 00:06:52,117 - Hey, that's my sandwich! - See ya. 161 00:06:56,757 --> 00:07:00,008 Hey! 162 00:07:00,043 --> 00:07:04,095 This is my-- this is my shit, man! 163 00:07:07,467 --> 00:07:10,468 - What the fuck are you doing? - What's it look like? 164 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:12,187 It looks like you're throwing out all my shit. 165 00:07:12,222 --> 00:07:14,439 Yeah. When's the last time you cleaned? 166 00:07:14,474 --> 00:07:17,142 I found a bunch of dead roaches in that light fixture 167 00:07:17,144 --> 00:07:18,693 and rat turds the size of raisinettes. 168 00:07:18,729 --> 00:07:21,730 - I cleaned your bathroom too. - Jesus Christ, Ian. 169 00:07:21,782 --> 00:07:23,398 You got a problem with your boyfriend 170 00:07:23,450 --> 00:07:25,283 cleaning the layer of scum from the tub 171 00:07:25,319 --> 00:07:26,985 that your wife washes your child in? 172 00:07:27,037 --> 00:07:28,486 [Speaking Russian] 173 00:07:28,488 --> 00:07:29,955 Huh? 174 00:07:29,990 --> 00:07:31,790 Svetlana's been teaching me a little bit. 175 00:07:31,825 --> 00:07:34,326 Great. Yeah, maybe she can get a job as a fucking professor. 176 00:07:34,328 --> 00:07:37,829 Rub-N-Tug got closed for good, so we need the dough. 177 00:07:37,831 --> 00:07:40,632 - Where are the girls? - Jail. How should I know? 178 00:07:40,667 --> 00:07:42,334 Shouldn't you be bailing them out? 179 00:07:42,386 --> 00:07:43,835 Why? Joint's closed. 180 00:07:43,837 --> 00:07:45,804 What the fuck we gonna do for money, Mickey? 181 00:07:45,839 --> 00:07:47,505 I don't know-- I'd sell Svetlana's ass 182 00:07:47,557 --> 00:07:49,307 if she wasn't already renting out her guest room. 183 00:07:49,343 --> 00:07:52,677 You mean guest womb? Hmm? 184 00:07:52,679 --> 00:07:54,479 - Forget it. - Babe-- 185 00:07:54,514 --> 00:07:56,481 - I'm not moving to Indiana! - It's a good job. 186 00:07:56,516 --> 00:07:58,266 Cleaning porta potties? 187 00:07:58,318 --> 00:08:02,020 It's a job. We're going. 188 00:08:03,407 --> 00:08:07,325 [Door opens, closes] 189 00:08:07,361 --> 00:08:09,077 - Looks clean. - Yeah, Mary Poppins here 190 00:08:09,112 --> 00:08:10,945 is on a warpath. 191 00:08:10,998 --> 00:08:13,915 That shithead better not drag you off to Fucksville, USA. 192 00:08:13,950 --> 00:08:15,200 There's nothing for me here. 193 00:08:15,202 --> 00:08:18,370 You're not actually gonna go, are you? 194 00:08:18,372 --> 00:08:20,121 Jesus Christ, he'll kill you, Mandy. 195 00:08:20,173 --> 00:08:22,674 - He doesn't do that anymore. - Until he does. 196 00:08:22,709 --> 00:08:24,175 No, listen to me. 197 00:08:24,211 --> 00:08:26,344 - We have better options-- - I got to pack. 198 00:08:26,380 --> 00:08:29,097 [Door opens, closes] 199 00:08:29,132 --> 00:08:30,548 We got to stop her. 200 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:32,384 Hey, you get the gun, I'll go get the saw. 201 00:08:32,386 --> 00:08:35,353 We can bury that piece of shit in pieces down by the river. 202 00:08:35,389 --> 00:08:37,389 No, I can stop her. 203 00:08:39,226 --> 00:08:40,859 Frank... 204 00:08:40,894 --> 00:08:44,229 I brought you some almond milk with your medicine. 205 00:08:44,231 --> 00:08:47,232 I put a little maple syrup in it so it could taste sweeter. 206 00:08:47,234 --> 00:08:50,235 - Piece of shit-- It's too slow. - Frank, look... 207 00:08:50,287 --> 00:08:52,120 Look what I found. 208 00:08:52,155 --> 00:08:56,241 It's this place in California where they coat you in oil, 209 00:08:56,243 --> 00:08:59,210 and then they whip you with palm leaves. 210 00:08:59,246 --> 00:09:01,579 It's supposed to be good for your epidermis. 211 00:09:01,581 --> 00:09:03,748 And then I found this other place. 212 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:06,718 It's a robot hall of horrors 213 00:09:06,753 --> 00:09:08,336 where you can buy dessert 214 00:09:08,388 --> 00:09:11,806 made by an actual frozen-yogurt robot. 215 00:09:11,842 --> 00:09:14,759 And then, Frank, look at this one-- 216 00:09:14,811 --> 00:09:18,179 a theme park dedicated to jam! 217 00:09:18,231 --> 00:09:20,098 To jam, Frank! 218 00:09:20,100 --> 00:09:22,650 - A theme park dedicated to jam! - Sheila, I heard you. 219 00:09:22,686 --> 00:09:25,320 Listen to me. I'm a little busy right now. 220 00:09:25,355 --> 00:09:28,106 I've got my first order. I can't chat. 221 00:09:28,158 --> 00:09:30,108 Well, Frank, when will you have time? 222 00:09:30,110 --> 00:09:32,110 I've been trying to talk to you all week, 223 00:09:32,112 --> 00:09:35,447 - and those ladies want an answer. - What ladies? 224 00:09:35,499 --> 00:09:39,200 The lesbians who put an offer on the house. 225 00:09:39,252 --> 00:09:43,788 Frank! And I've got my eye on this cute little RV. 226 00:09:43,790 --> 00:09:46,508 It's adorable. It's a Class-C chateau, 227 00:09:46,543 --> 00:09:49,511 and it has a kitchen and a dinette and a bed. 228 00:09:49,546 --> 00:09:51,262 You cannot sell to the lesbians. 229 00:09:51,298 --> 00:09:52,881 Why not? 230 00:09:52,933 --> 00:09:55,934 They're very attractive gays with a lot of money! 231 00:09:55,969 --> 00:09:57,519 Well, exactly. 232 00:09:57,554 --> 00:09:59,637 When the good-looking gays start buying up our homes, 233 00:09:59,639 --> 00:10:01,689 the whole neighborhood is doomed. 234 00:10:01,725 --> 00:10:03,475 They're this cabal of sophisticates 235 00:10:03,477 --> 00:10:05,977 who are cashing in on their own good taste. 236 00:10:05,979 --> 00:10:09,481 Frank! I want us to see the world! 237 00:10:09,483 --> 00:10:13,568 I've seen it. It's a piece of shit. 238 00:10:13,620 --> 00:10:16,955 All right, well, maybe I just have to go by myself, then, 239 00:10:16,990 --> 00:10:18,706 if that's what you want. 240 00:10:18,742 --> 00:10:20,792 [Footsteps departing] 241 00:10:20,827 --> 00:10:23,962 Frank! Frank! 242 00:10:23,997 --> 00:10:26,498 - Oh, Debbie! - Is Frank around? 243 00:10:26,550 --> 00:10:29,000 Look at your hair! 244 00:10:29,002 --> 00:10:32,971 You look like a young Reba McEntire. 245 00:10:33,006 --> 00:10:35,473 Um, I need some beer for my party tonight. 246 00:10:35,509 --> 00:10:38,510 Oh. Oh, well, you know what? 247 00:10:38,512 --> 00:10:41,012 There's some here in this box. 248 00:10:41,064 --> 00:10:44,149 Yeah, I'm sure Frank won't mind if you take it. 249 00:10:44,184 --> 00:10:46,768 - Thanks. - Okay, well, have a good time. 250 00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:50,522 Drink responsibly. Have fun. 251 00:10:50,524 --> 00:10:53,441 [Mellow rock plays in background] 252 00:10:53,493 --> 00:10:55,527 ♪ ♪ 253 00:10:55,529 --> 00:10:58,613 "Dear diary, the lead singer from my favorite band 254 00:10:58,665 --> 00:11:00,248 is flirting with me again today. 255 00:11:00,283 --> 00:11:02,500 - My knees are weak." - You wish. 256 00:11:02,536 --> 00:11:04,035 [Crunching] 257 00:11:04,087 --> 00:11:07,205 - What is that? - Just this... 258 00:11:07,257 --> 00:11:09,457 thing I'm doing for this program I'm in. 259 00:11:09,509 --> 00:11:11,209 "Letting the dirty dishes pile up? 260 00:11:11,211 --> 00:11:12,877 Forgetting to pay the electric bill"? 261 00:11:12,929 --> 00:11:15,013 Fiona... 262 00:11:15,048 --> 00:11:16,931 "Breaking parole"? 263 00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:19,350 - Nobody's perfect. - Is it weird 264 00:11:19,386 --> 00:11:21,719 that I'm attracted to you now more than ever? 265 00:11:21,771 --> 00:11:23,271 [Chuckles] 266 00:11:23,306 --> 00:11:25,523 You got a fetish for fuck-ups? 267 00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:27,976 I like girls with stories. 268 00:11:28,028 --> 00:11:31,229 - I'm reformed. - Too bad. 269 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:35,066 - Jazz? - Mm-hmm. 270 00:11:35,118 --> 00:11:37,869 Our bass player's-- he's kind of a genius. 271 00:11:37,904 --> 00:11:40,738 Studied at the con at Roosevelt, all that shit. 272 00:11:41,958 --> 00:11:45,577 Are you asking me on a date? 273 00:11:45,579 --> 00:11:48,880 9:00 PM, I'll see you there. 274 00:11:48,915 --> 00:11:51,633 And dress like you got something to lose. 275 00:12:00,310 --> 00:12:03,595 One for you and you... 276 00:12:03,647 --> 00:12:07,265 and y-- Sorry, 17 and over. 277 00:12:07,317 --> 00:12:09,484 Hey, what's shaking, cupcake? 278 00:12:09,519 --> 00:12:11,569 Ew. What's that stink? 279 00:12:11,605 --> 00:12:13,771 Smells like animal butt and fireplace. 280 00:12:13,823 --> 00:12:16,274 That, ladies, that's the smell of a real man. 281 00:12:16,326 --> 00:12:18,610 And yours for the taking too. 282 00:12:18,662 --> 00:12:21,279 - What's your sister doing? - She's throwing a party. 283 00:12:21,281 --> 00:12:23,615 - Without us? - Sucks, right? 284 00:12:23,617 --> 00:12:27,035 You can get back at her by riding my joint, if you want. 285 00:12:27,087 --> 00:12:30,755 - Go away, muppet. - But I'm a cripple. 286 00:12:30,790 --> 00:12:32,590 And the first time he showed me that big old gummy grin, 287 00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:35,376 I was like, "Oh, that's my boy!" 288 00:12:35,428 --> 00:12:38,463 Turns out he was dropping some sugar in his nappy. 289 00:12:38,515 --> 00:12:40,882 Yeah, the girls smile-poop at me all the time. 290 00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:43,217 But I pretend it's their way of saying, "Here you go, daddy-- 291 00:12:43,270 --> 00:12:45,520 - A gift for all your hard work." - [Door opens, closes] 292 00:12:45,555 --> 00:12:48,106 - Oh, hey, baby, what's up? - Hey. Hey, mama. 293 00:12:48,141 --> 00:12:49,641 How much you squeeze out today? 294 00:12:49,693 --> 00:12:51,893 5 ounces on my left, 1 ounce on my right. 295 00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:53,278 What? That's it? 296 00:12:53,313 --> 00:12:54,812 Are you sure you're doing it right? 297 00:12:54,814 --> 00:12:56,481 I'm not a dairy cow. 298 00:12:56,533 --> 00:12:58,032 You know you can get breast milk online now. 299 00:12:58,068 --> 00:13:00,285 2 bucks an ounce, uh-huh. I saw it on Dr. Oz. 300 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:01,986 We can't afford it. 301 00:13:03,823 --> 00:13:05,490 [Whispering] Hey. Rub-N-Tug got busted. 302 00:13:05,542 --> 00:13:07,408 Cops shut us down for good. 303 00:13:07,460 --> 00:13:09,627 What? Why didn't you call? 304 00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:11,796 - What could you have done? - Grease some palms, 305 00:13:11,831 --> 00:13:14,165 offer free drinks, do what sleazy bartenders do 306 00:13:14,217 --> 00:13:15,800 all over America! 307 00:13:15,835 --> 00:13:18,136 - [Normal voice] Hey, mom. - Huh? 308 00:13:18,171 --> 00:13:19,637 How many mamas we know in the hood 309 00:13:19,673 --> 00:13:21,756 still feeding their babies titty milk? 310 00:13:21,808 --> 00:13:24,175 Mm. Let's see, um... 311 00:13:24,227 --> 00:13:28,229 Raquelle, Dolores, Aparna, 312 00:13:28,264 --> 00:13:30,932 Lee-Ming, and Sharquisha. 313 00:13:30,984 --> 00:13:33,101 We can turn the upstairs apartment 314 00:13:33,153 --> 00:13:34,185 into a pumping station. 315 00:13:34,187 --> 00:13:36,070 Cops can't shut that down! 316 00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:38,856 We'll pay the neighborhood girls to come empty their fun bags, 317 00:13:38,858 --> 00:13:41,492 mark it up, and then sell it online to rich white folk! 318 00:13:41,528 --> 00:13:43,161 Okay, hold on, hold on. 319 00:13:43,196 --> 00:13:47,582 You want to turn upstairs into a breast-milk sweatshop? 320 00:13:50,870 --> 00:13:54,455 Hey, whatever happened to childhood? 321 00:13:54,507 --> 00:13:56,591 These days it's womb to woman. 322 00:13:56,626 --> 00:13:58,176 - What are you doing here? - Looking for you. 323 00:13:58,211 --> 00:14:00,428 I got a mission for you-- muy importante. 324 00:14:00,463 --> 00:14:01,879 - What is it? - I need you to run 325 00:14:01,881 --> 00:14:03,681 - the lesbians out of town. - All of them? 326 00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:05,216 Nah, just the ones in our hood. 327 00:14:05,218 --> 00:14:06,718 They're tearing up our soil 328 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:09,187 and dropping in flower gardens and yoga studios, 329 00:14:09,222 --> 00:14:11,389 gastropubs and stores for dog clothes. 330 00:14:11,441 --> 00:14:12,807 We got to get them out of here. 331 00:14:12,859 --> 00:14:14,976 - Wait. Why can't you do it? - Because! 332 00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:16,728 I have a top-notch brewery to run. 333 00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:19,697 I'm on my way to the scrap yard right now for supplies. 334 00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:21,399 - What should I do? - Scare tactics. 335 00:14:21,401 --> 00:14:22,984 Terrorize the intruder. 336 00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:25,153 Show 'em what the hood is really like. 337 00:14:25,205 --> 00:14:28,406 - How? - Ingenuity, my son. 338 00:14:28,408 --> 00:14:30,708 Godspeed. 339 00:14:35,081 --> 00:14:36,247 Hi, Matty! 340 00:14:36,299 --> 00:14:38,082 - Oh, hey. - Hey. 341 00:14:38,084 --> 00:14:40,084 You want to come to my party tonight? 342 00:14:40,086 --> 00:14:42,170 Older people are coming. 343 00:14:42,222 --> 00:14:44,255 - Like, parents or-- - No! 344 00:14:44,307 --> 00:14:46,424 Like, people your age. And there's beer. 345 00:14:46,426 --> 00:14:49,677 Frank made it. Here. 346 00:14:49,729 --> 00:14:51,763 Hey, um, I like your new hair. 347 00:14:51,765 --> 00:14:54,932 Thanks, but I'd really love you to come, 348 00:14:54,934 --> 00:14:57,652 as a pal, and you can bring friends-- 349 00:14:57,687 --> 00:14:59,771 older friends. 350 00:14:59,823 --> 00:15:02,657 - Please? - Okay, yeah, yeah, sure. 351 00:15:02,692 --> 00:15:06,110 Um... I got to get back to work. 352 00:15:06,112 --> 00:15:08,780 Awesome, yeah. All right, so I'll-- 353 00:15:08,832 --> 00:15:10,948 I'll see you tonight. 354 00:15:10,950 --> 00:15:12,784 Yes! 355 00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:24,962 I know you're not helping yourself to my stuff. 356 00:15:25,014 --> 00:15:27,048 Well, you're not using it. 357 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:29,434 Who's gonna buy this hunk of metal? 358 00:15:29,469 --> 00:15:30,635 You are, my friend. 359 00:15:30,637 --> 00:15:33,054 [Chuckles] Donate it. 360 00:15:33,106 --> 00:15:35,056 It's an excellent cause-- my brewery. 361 00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:36,390 - $300. - I will give you 362 00:15:36,443 --> 00:15:38,476 a free six-pack of beer, and this is not-- 363 00:15:38,478 --> 00:15:40,645 - I'm Muslim. I don't drink. 364 00:15:40,647 --> 00:15:42,730 Ah, come on, buddy! 365 00:15:42,782 --> 00:15:45,983 I'm flat broke until my insurance check comes in. 366 00:15:45,985 --> 00:15:48,402 Cut me a break. What can we barter with? 367 00:15:48,455 --> 00:15:51,122 What's currently missing from your life? 368 00:15:51,157 --> 00:15:54,158 - A woman. - Anything else? 369 00:15:54,210 --> 00:15:57,128 My wife just passed-- 23 years. 370 00:15:57,163 --> 00:15:59,497 Every Wednesday we used to bust out the Astroglide 371 00:15:59,499 --> 00:16:00,465 and saddle up. 372 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:01,883 I need to get laid. 373 00:16:01,918 --> 00:16:03,634 I don't want anything long-term, though, 374 00:16:03,670 --> 00:16:04,919 I'm emotionally unavailable. 375 00:16:04,971 --> 00:16:06,838 Okay, okay, okay, you're in luck. 376 00:16:06,890 --> 00:16:08,172 I know a little blonde 377 00:16:08,174 --> 00:16:10,174 who can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. 378 00:16:10,226 --> 00:16:11,676 You buy her a pork taco and a shot of Smirnoff, 379 00:16:11,678 --> 00:16:13,311 and it's go time. 380 00:16:13,346 --> 00:16:14,846 - Who? - My daughter. 381 00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:16,481 She's a looker-- 382 00:16:16,516 --> 00:16:21,018 nice face, excellent tits, tight ass. 383 00:16:21,020 --> 00:16:22,520 Yeah? 384 00:16:24,009 --> 00:16:27,894 _ 385 00:16:38,204 --> 00:16:40,705 Debs! Lip! Come and get it! 386 00:16:40,707 --> 00:16:43,040 There you go. 387 00:16:43,042 --> 00:16:47,044 - Yo. - Hey, you feel better? 388 00:16:47,096 --> 00:16:49,013 Uh, yeah, yeah, my blisters are finally opening up, 389 00:16:49,048 --> 00:16:52,350 so I'm in the fun pain portion of the healing process now. 390 00:16:52,385 --> 00:16:54,385 I need some help terrorizing the lesbos after dinner. 391 00:16:54,437 --> 00:16:55,720 "Lesbos"? 392 00:16:55,722 --> 00:16:57,555 They're moving in down the street. 393 00:16:57,607 --> 00:16:59,473 Frank says they're gonna screw up the whole neighborhood. 394 00:16:59,526 --> 00:17:02,693 More cops, flowers, paint their houses-- shit like that. 395 00:17:02,729 --> 00:17:05,696 That could be a good thing-- a way for us get out of the hood 396 00:17:05,732 --> 00:17:07,982 - without leaving. - Frank says that's a bad thing. 397 00:17:08,034 --> 00:17:10,451 Why? 'Cause you and Debs 398 00:17:10,486 --> 00:17:12,403 could go to a school without metal detectors? 399 00:17:12,405 --> 00:17:14,872 Liam could play in a park without empty crack vials? 400 00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:16,908 Debs! Come on! It's getting cold! 401 00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:19,627 - Would you help me? - Uh, yeah, sure. 402 00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:24,498 You look nice. Come on, sit, eat. 403 00:17:24,551 --> 00:17:27,084 Can't. Got to get ready for my party tonight. 404 00:17:27,086 --> 00:17:29,670 - Where are the Christmas lights? - You're having a party tonight? 405 00:17:29,722 --> 00:17:32,590 - Yeah. - Uh, here? 406 00:17:32,642 --> 00:17:34,425 Uh-huh. 407 00:17:34,427 --> 00:17:35,760 What kind of party? 408 00:17:35,812 --> 00:17:37,228 - Friends. - Who? 409 00:17:37,263 --> 00:17:38,563 No one you know. 410 00:17:38,598 --> 00:17:40,097 Debs, I'm not gonna be here tonight. 411 00:17:40,149 --> 00:17:42,767 - So? I don't need a chaperone. - Yes, you do. 412 00:17:42,769 --> 00:17:45,820 No, I don't. 413 00:17:45,855 --> 00:17:47,772 - Okay. - Hmm. 414 00:17:47,824 --> 00:17:50,825 - I trust you. - Doesn't sound like it. 415 00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:53,694 You're old enough to make your own decisions, okay? 416 00:17:53,746 --> 00:17:55,279 Just... 417 00:17:55,281 --> 00:17:57,999 - be smart. - Hmm. 418 00:18:00,620 --> 00:18:02,670 Okay, sweetheart, time for bed. 419 00:18:02,705 --> 00:18:04,288 - No. - Sammi! 420 00:18:04,340 --> 00:18:05,423 What? 421 00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:08,759 - Hey. - Hi, dad. 422 00:18:08,795 --> 00:18:11,128 I brought you some of my fresh-brewed beer. 423 00:18:11,130 --> 00:18:12,546 Tell me what you think. 424 00:18:12,599 --> 00:18:15,800 Oh, thanks. Maybe later. 425 00:18:15,802 --> 00:18:17,351 - That's a great outfit. - Huh. 426 00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:19,637 - How was work? - A goddamn nightmare. 427 00:18:19,689 --> 00:18:21,639 Why does everybody wait till the last minute 428 00:18:21,641 --> 00:18:23,307 to buy their damn sparklers? 429 00:18:23,309 --> 00:18:25,977 Like they don't know the holiday's coming. 430 00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:29,480 - Seasonal retail is the pits. - You look exhausted. 431 00:18:29,532 --> 00:18:31,699 I'm not used to having people yell at me all day long. 432 00:18:31,734 --> 00:18:34,568 Chuckie, go to bed! 433 00:18:34,621 --> 00:18:37,538 - Come on. - [Sighs] 434 00:18:37,573 --> 00:18:40,541 I don't have anyone to talk to. 435 00:18:40,576 --> 00:18:43,961 Sheila hates me. Fiona ignores me. 436 00:18:43,997 --> 00:18:46,797 All those jerks at the Alibi just want to bang and bolt. 437 00:18:46,833 --> 00:18:49,333 Oh, they're-- they're awful. 438 00:18:49,335 --> 00:18:52,470 - [Crying] - You need a good man. 439 00:18:52,505 --> 00:18:56,974 I do. But there's none left. 440 00:18:57,010 --> 00:19:00,011 Hey. You know what? 441 00:19:00,063 --> 00:19:02,013 I have this friend. 442 00:19:02,065 --> 00:19:04,732 I think you two might really hit it off. 443 00:19:04,767 --> 00:19:06,183 N-no. No more. 444 00:19:06,235 --> 00:19:08,569 I'm telling you, this guy is different. 445 00:19:08,604 --> 00:19:10,321 I need a penis break. 446 00:19:10,356 --> 00:19:13,024 I'm this revolving door for chumps. 447 00:19:13,076 --> 00:19:15,526 It's not good for me, and it's not good for Chuckie. 448 00:19:15,528 --> 00:19:18,996 I'm telling you-- this fella could be the one. 449 00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:20,498 He really knows how to treat a lady. 450 00:19:20,533 --> 00:19:22,616 Then why is he single? 451 00:19:22,669 --> 00:19:25,670 His wife croaked-- Poor thing. 452 00:19:25,705 --> 00:19:28,622 He has his own business, a late-model Sedan, 453 00:19:28,675 --> 00:19:30,007 widescreen TV. 454 00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:33,711 He showers regularly. [Laughs] 455 00:19:33,713 --> 00:19:35,379 Come on. 456 00:19:37,550 --> 00:19:39,884 Why not? 457 00:19:39,886 --> 00:19:41,552 - Okay... - There you go. 458 00:19:41,554 --> 00:19:43,354 - If you say so. - That's my girl. 459 00:19:43,389 --> 00:19:45,890 - Hey, thanks, daddy. - You bet. 460 00:19:45,942 --> 00:19:48,059 - You're the best. - I am. 461 00:19:49,312 --> 00:19:51,395 - What are you doing? - Hey, man. 462 00:19:51,447 --> 00:19:53,698 Operation dykes-begone. 463 00:19:53,733 --> 00:19:56,200 All right. 464 00:19:56,235 --> 00:20:00,071 Mandy's moving to Indiana... 465 00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:01,739 with Kenyatta. 466 00:20:01,741 --> 00:20:04,742 - Uh, why? - Some shitty job. 467 00:20:04,744 --> 00:20:07,912 He's gonna fucking kill her. Why's she going? 468 00:20:07,914 --> 00:20:09,914 'Cause she's a hood girl-- She thinks she's a piece of shit. 469 00:20:09,966 --> 00:20:11,916 Well, did you try to talk her out of it? 470 00:20:11,968 --> 00:20:14,969 She won't listen to me, says there's nothing here for her. 471 00:20:15,004 --> 00:20:17,004 I don't get it-- She doesn't need that fucking goon, man. 472 00:20:17,056 --> 00:20:19,757 She's a great girl. She can get any guy she wants. 473 00:20:19,809 --> 00:20:21,425 Tell her that, all right? 474 00:20:21,427 --> 00:20:23,761 Yeah, I'll talk to her. 475 00:20:25,765 --> 00:20:27,681 [Indistinct chatter] 476 00:20:27,734 --> 00:20:29,150 Oh, welcome! 477 00:20:29,185 --> 00:20:31,986 Um, come, make yourselves at home. 478 00:20:32,021 --> 00:20:33,771 Beer's over there... 479 00:20:33,773 --> 00:20:37,608 and we also have nonalcoholic sparkling punch. 480 00:20:40,029 --> 00:20:43,197 That's strong stuff. I'd pace yourself. 481 00:20:43,249 --> 00:20:46,167 ♪ day turns to night ♪ 482 00:20:46,202 --> 00:20:48,869 ♪ when all is said and done ♪ 483 00:20:48,921 --> 00:20:51,172 - Hey, Fiona. - Hi. 484 00:20:51,207 --> 00:20:52,873 Didn't think you were gonna show up tonight. 485 00:20:52,925 --> 00:20:56,594 - You invited me. - Guys, Fiona from the diner. 486 00:20:56,629 --> 00:20:58,345 Hey, cutie. You clean up good. 487 00:20:58,381 --> 00:21:00,965 Yeah, I'm a real fixer-upper. 488 00:21:00,967 --> 00:21:02,967 - Beer. - Yes, please. 489 00:21:03,019 --> 00:21:05,436 Davis. 490 00:21:05,471 --> 00:21:07,772 Hey. 491 00:21:07,807 --> 00:21:09,473 Hey, what are you doing here? 492 00:21:09,475 --> 00:21:11,442 Thought you had to work tonight. 493 00:21:11,477 --> 00:21:13,778 I did. I got off early. How'd you know I was here? 494 00:21:13,813 --> 00:21:16,147 Chris's Instagram. 495 00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:19,617 - This is my girlfriend, Gigi. - Your girlfriend? 496 00:21:19,652 --> 00:21:22,570 Yeah. Uh, Fiona is Gus's friend. 497 00:21:22,622 --> 00:21:24,488 She's a waitress at the diner. 498 00:21:24,490 --> 00:21:26,040 I live with him. 499 00:21:26,075 --> 00:21:29,627 - You live together? - Yeah, why? 500 00:21:29,662 --> 00:21:32,129 [Chuckles] That is so funny. 501 00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:33,631 We were just talking 502 00:21:33,666 --> 00:21:36,167 about moving in together, weren't we, baby? 503 00:21:36,169 --> 00:21:37,835 Uh, yeah. Yeah, it's just too bad 504 00:21:37,887 --> 00:21:42,640 - she's allergic to cats, right? - [Laughing] 505 00:21:48,564 --> 00:21:51,015 Fair play. 506 00:21:52,685 --> 00:21:54,985 I should go get set up. 507 00:22:07,700 --> 00:22:10,284 Can I get you some tea or anything? 508 00:22:10,336 --> 00:22:13,454 - I have honeysuckle rose. - No, thanks. 509 00:22:13,506 --> 00:22:17,875 - Mind if I head upstairs? - Oh, not at all, no. 510 00:22:20,296 --> 00:22:22,546 Oh, hello, Frank. 511 00:22:22,548 --> 00:22:26,050 I was just marking different spots that I will travel to 512 00:22:26,052 --> 00:22:27,885 when I sell this house. 513 00:22:27,887 --> 00:22:29,887 You're not selling the house. 514 00:22:29,939 --> 00:22:32,389 - [Clang] - Frank... 515 00:22:32,391 --> 00:22:36,894 Frank, I am my own woman. 516 00:22:36,896 --> 00:22:40,231 And while I really want you to come with me, 517 00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:43,033 I can choose to go by myself. 518 00:22:43,069 --> 00:22:49,039 Have you seen a big cardboard box around anywhere? 519 00:22:49,075 --> 00:22:50,958 Frank. 520 00:22:50,993 --> 00:22:53,911 Oh, I got a new dress today! 521 00:22:53,963 --> 00:22:57,882 And I got my hair done and my makeup done at Sephora! 522 00:22:57,917 --> 00:23:00,384 I said to myself, "Well, if he notices just one thing, 523 00:23:00,419 --> 00:23:04,838 if he just notices one thing, well, maybe I would reconsider." 524 00:23:04,891 --> 00:23:09,093 It was a big box, uh, filled with mason jars. 525 00:23:09,145 --> 00:23:11,395 Yeah, I do know what happened to that. 526 00:23:11,430 --> 00:23:13,898 I gave it to Debbie for her party. 527 00:23:13,933 --> 00:23:15,349 - You what? - Yeah. 528 00:23:15,401 --> 00:23:16,850 But that-- but that was my only batch! 529 00:23:16,903 --> 00:23:18,269 - Oh. Oh, well. - I needed that. 530 00:23:18,271 --> 00:23:20,988 - What the hell were you thinking? - All done! 531 00:23:21,023 --> 00:23:22,323 Oh, hi. 532 00:23:22,358 --> 00:23:24,158 Let us know if you hear of anyone nearby 533 00:23:24,193 --> 00:23:26,610 struggling to make ends meet or on disability 534 00:23:26,612 --> 00:23:28,946 - or headed for incarceration. - Oh. 535 00:23:28,998 --> 00:23:30,614 We'd like to buy as many homes as we can. 536 00:23:30,666 --> 00:23:34,084 Oh, wow. Okay. Oh, thank you! 537 00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:36,453 Thank you so much. 538 00:23:36,505 --> 00:23:39,123 That was one of the lesbians. 539 00:23:39,125 --> 00:23:42,960 Okay, this is earnest money to buy this house, 540 00:23:43,012 --> 00:23:45,379 which means they're earnest! 541 00:23:45,431 --> 00:23:49,683 It's happening, Frank, whether you like it or not. 542 00:23:49,719 --> 00:23:51,852 Oh, God. 543 00:23:51,887 --> 00:23:54,138 Oh, God. 544 00:23:54,190 --> 00:23:56,440 I-- Oh, God, I can't-- 545 00:23:56,475 --> 00:23:59,777 I'm-- I'm sorry. I can't. 546 00:23:59,812 --> 00:24:02,529 I'm-- I'm still too weak. I-- 547 00:24:02,565 --> 00:24:04,315 What if-- 548 00:24:04,317 --> 00:24:08,319 I have to stay close to my doctors... 549 00:24:08,321 --> 00:24:09,987 and my family. 550 00:24:09,989 --> 00:24:13,991 Sammi and Chuckie need me, and Sammi is a train wreck. 551 00:24:14,043 --> 00:24:18,996 And Fiona and the kids-- I'm their dad. 552 00:24:20,666 --> 00:24:23,634 A home is a home, damn it. 553 00:24:23,669 --> 00:24:27,504 I died upstairs, and then I came back to life. 554 00:24:27,556 --> 00:24:30,591 I was reborn in this house. 555 00:24:30,643 --> 00:24:33,177 I'm practically the mayor of this place. 556 00:24:33,179 --> 00:24:34,728 Sheils, come on, 557 00:24:34,764 --> 00:24:38,766 you can't take that away from me. 558 00:24:38,818 --> 00:24:42,686 These few blocks, this neighborhood... 559 00:24:42,688 --> 00:24:45,272 It's the only thing I've ever had. 560 00:24:45,324 --> 00:24:49,026 It's the only thing that's ever meant anything to me. 561 00:24:52,581 --> 00:24:55,449 I thought I was the only thing that ever meant anything to you. 562 00:24:55,501 --> 00:24:58,585 And you. Of course and you. Yeah, you're my everything. 563 00:24:58,621 --> 00:25:00,671 You are my dawn... 564 00:25:00,706 --> 00:25:01,872 and my dusk. 565 00:25:01,874 --> 00:25:05,426 You're the sun. You're the moon. 566 00:25:05,461 --> 00:25:09,346 Sheila. Sheila, I'm begging you. 567 00:25:09,382 --> 00:25:12,549 Oh, fuck me. 568 00:25:21,977 --> 00:25:23,811 - Hey. - Hey. 569 00:25:23,863 --> 00:25:27,231 Listen, is your big, black boyfriend around right now? 570 00:25:27,233 --> 00:25:29,983 He's playing poker with his homies. 571 00:25:30,036 --> 00:25:32,619 Okay. 572 00:25:32,655 --> 00:25:35,072 Got beer at my place. 573 00:25:35,074 --> 00:25:38,575 ♪ mm ♪ 574 00:25:38,627 --> 00:25:40,711 ♪ what are we fighting for? ♪ 575 00:25:40,746 --> 00:25:42,463 ♪ the same thing baby ♪ 576 00:25:42,498 --> 00:25:45,082 ♪ walk on by, still ignoring ♪ 577 00:25:45,084 --> 00:25:48,502 ♪ fighting and suffer, drinking, fading ♪ 578 00:25:48,554 --> 00:25:51,839 ♪ if we don't begin the healing ♪ 579 00:25:51,891 --> 00:25:53,674 ♪ so we all come from love ♪ 580 00:25:53,726 --> 00:25:55,092 ♪ but there's something strange ♪ 581 00:25:55,144 --> 00:25:57,594 ♪ got a hard time understanding ♪ 582 00:25:57,596 --> 00:26:00,431 [Electronic music in background] 583 00:26:00,483 --> 00:26:08,522 ♪ ♪ 584 00:26:11,777 --> 00:26:13,911 You might want to keep your shoes on over here. 585 00:26:13,946 --> 00:26:15,829 [Slurring] When does the party start? 586 00:26:15,865 --> 00:26:18,749 - What do you mean? - Everyone here is lame. 587 00:26:18,784 --> 00:26:19,950 The music sucks. 588 00:26:19,952 --> 00:26:22,619 The only decent thing is your brother. 589 00:26:22,671 --> 00:26:24,121 Next! 590 00:26:24,173 --> 00:26:27,341 We call him "Carlilingus." 591 00:26:27,376 --> 00:26:29,209 I'm going back for seconds. 592 00:26:29,261 --> 00:26:31,178 [Knock at door] 593 00:26:31,213 --> 00:26:33,464 Oh, God. Here! 594 00:26:33,466 --> 00:26:34,798 - Hi! - Hey, you. 595 00:26:34,850 --> 00:26:36,800 I saved these for you. 596 00:26:36,852 --> 00:26:39,470 [Chuckles] Thanks. 597 00:26:39,472 --> 00:26:41,472 Guys, this is my friend Debbie. 598 00:26:41,474 --> 00:26:43,807 Hi. Um, come in. 599 00:26:43,859 --> 00:26:46,944 We have girls, lots and lots of girls. 600 00:26:48,647 --> 00:26:50,948 [Volume increases] 601 00:26:50,983 --> 00:26:54,151 [Dance music plays] 602 00:27:00,493 --> 00:27:03,627 Wait, wait, wait. 603 00:27:06,165 --> 00:27:09,333 You are gorgeous. 604 00:27:09,385 --> 00:27:12,169 Okay? 605 00:27:12,171 --> 00:27:14,671 You're sweet. 606 00:27:14,723 --> 00:27:17,391 You're funny. 607 00:27:17,426 --> 00:27:19,927 You're very smart. 608 00:27:22,848 --> 00:27:24,932 You know that, right? 609 00:27:24,984 --> 00:27:28,235 - Shut up. - Hey. Hey. 610 00:27:28,270 --> 00:27:31,021 I mean it, okay? 611 00:27:32,525 --> 00:27:34,942 You're a good person, Mandy. 612 00:27:37,363 --> 00:27:39,746 Thanks. 613 00:27:44,420 --> 00:27:47,955 - Hey, wait. - What? 614 00:27:48,007 --> 00:27:50,541 What is this? 615 00:27:50,593 --> 00:27:52,543 What is what? What is what? 616 00:27:52,545 --> 00:27:55,762 This, us. 617 00:27:55,798 --> 00:28:00,184 Well, we are two people... 618 00:28:00,219 --> 00:28:02,719 who like each other's bodies, 619 00:28:02,721 --> 00:28:05,222 and we're very good at sex. 620 00:28:05,274 --> 00:28:09,610 Uh-huh. And what about your girlfriend? 621 00:28:09,645 --> 00:28:12,229 What about her? She's in Florida. 622 00:28:12,231 --> 00:28:17,067 - And then? - And then I have no idea, okay? 623 00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:18,652 But I'm here now. 624 00:28:18,704 --> 00:28:20,821 Are you gonna visit her? 625 00:28:20,873 --> 00:28:23,657 In Miami? I don't know. Who knows? 626 00:28:25,661 --> 00:28:28,245 [Moans] 627 00:28:32,918 --> 00:28:35,669 I love you. 628 00:28:53,155 --> 00:28:56,440 [Funk music] 629 00:28:56,442 --> 00:28:58,575 ♪ sky high ♪ 630 00:28:58,611 --> 00:29:00,193 ♪ yeah, clap your hands ♪ 631 00:29:00,246 --> 00:29:02,446 ♪ sky high ♪ 632 00:29:02,498 --> 00:29:04,364 ♪ oh ♪ 633 00:29:04,416 --> 00:29:06,500 ♪ sky high ♪ 634 00:29:06,535 --> 00:29:08,452 ♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 635 00:29:08,454 --> 00:29:11,788 ♪ sky high ♪ 636 00:29:11,790 --> 00:29:13,090 - Uh... - Whoa. 637 00:29:13,125 --> 00:29:14,374 Are you okay? 638 00:29:14,426 --> 00:29:17,878 Uh, yeah. Oh, no, I got to-- 639 00:29:17,930 --> 00:29:20,347 - I got to lie down. - Yeah. 640 00:29:20,382 --> 00:29:23,517 Yeah. Okay. 641 00:29:25,354 --> 00:29:29,723 - Oh, my God. - Okay. 642 00:29:29,775 --> 00:29:33,610 Hello? This is my room! 643 00:29:33,646 --> 00:29:36,780 Oh, sorry. 644 00:29:40,035 --> 00:29:41,952 Ew. 645 00:29:41,987 --> 00:29:44,821 Whoa, the room is spinning. Oof. 646 00:29:44,823 --> 00:29:49,826 - It's okay. - I'm feeling dizzy. 647 00:29:49,828 --> 00:29:53,163 [Groans] 648 00:30:02,007 --> 00:30:06,226 [Liquid trickling] 649 00:30:08,731 --> 00:30:11,264 Shit. 650 00:30:14,486 --> 00:30:16,186 What the hell are you looking at? 651 00:30:16,238 --> 00:30:18,689 Shouldn't you be in bed? 652 00:30:23,162 --> 00:30:27,364 Hey, hand me one of those, will you? 653 00:30:31,704 --> 00:30:34,204 Thanks for the help. 654 00:30:46,518 --> 00:30:51,221 Listen, Mandy, you don't need that fucker, okay? 655 00:30:51,273 --> 00:30:52,556 Thanks. 656 00:30:55,227 --> 00:30:59,279 You think it'd be okay if I come by tomorrow morning, 657 00:30:59,314 --> 00:31:01,031 and... 658 00:31:01,066 --> 00:31:05,235 you know, maybe we can get some breakfast or something? 659 00:31:05,287 --> 00:31:08,205 - Sure. - Great. 660 00:31:09,324 --> 00:31:11,408 Okay. 661 00:31:32,264 --> 00:31:34,681 That was a good set. You are the man. 662 00:31:34,733 --> 00:31:36,900 - Thanks. - Nice to meet you, Fiona. 663 00:31:36,935 --> 00:31:39,102 You too, Gigi. 664 00:31:39,104 --> 00:31:41,855 You guys have a, uh, good night, huh? 665 00:31:41,907 --> 00:31:43,740 Oh, we will. 666 00:31:45,944 --> 00:31:48,612 What a dick. A live-in girlfriend? 667 00:31:48,614 --> 00:31:50,614 - Yeah, a couple years. - You know this is, like, 668 00:31:50,666 --> 00:31:53,200 the second time this month that I've gotten blown off by a dude? 669 00:31:53,252 --> 00:31:55,202 It's not you-- I mean, he does this all the time. 670 00:31:55,254 --> 00:31:57,621 Oh, that's supposed to make me feel better? 671 00:31:57,673 --> 00:32:00,757 Where does he get off, treating women like that? 672 00:32:00,793 --> 00:32:02,292 Ah, he's just insecure, I guess. 673 00:32:02,294 --> 00:32:06,630 Oh, so fucking what? "Gus's friend." 674 00:32:06,632 --> 00:32:08,632 Give me a break. 675 00:32:10,969 --> 00:32:14,938 I'm sorry for, like, grabbing you like that. 676 00:32:14,973 --> 00:32:17,941 I did not mind at all. 677 00:32:17,976 --> 00:32:19,559 It was nice. 678 00:32:19,611 --> 00:32:22,195 Yeah. 679 00:32:22,231 --> 00:32:24,648 Hey, uh... 680 00:32:24,700 --> 00:32:27,367 you want to grab a coffee? 681 00:32:27,402 --> 00:32:30,787 - I got to get home. - Oh, jeez. 682 00:32:30,823 --> 00:32:33,490 - I feel so used. - [Laughs] 683 00:32:33,542 --> 00:32:35,792 Okay, well... 684 00:32:35,828 --> 00:32:38,495 - What about tomorrow? - Yeah, sure. 685 00:32:38,497 --> 00:32:41,131 There's a spot right around the corner from my place. 686 00:32:41,166 --> 00:32:43,917 - How's 11:00? - Sounds great. 687 00:32:43,969 --> 00:32:45,585 Cool. 688 00:32:45,637 --> 00:32:48,839 - Later. - Later. 689 00:33:09,828 --> 00:33:14,197 - [Train squeals] - [Groans] 690 00:33:35,387 --> 00:33:37,220 What the fuck you doing out here? 691 00:33:37,222 --> 00:33:38,388 Jesus, fuck, you scared me. 692 00:33:38,390 --> 00:33:42,025 She left. About an hour ago. 693 00:33:45,731 --> 00:33:48,532 Shit, I... I tried. 694 00:33:51,570 --> 00:33:53,403 Yeah, I'm sure you did. 695 00:34:09,471 --> 00:34:12,589 What the hell do you think you're doing? 696 00:34:18,063 --> 00:34:19,596 What do you think you're doing? 697 00:34:19,598 --> 00:34:21,398 This sign wasn't here last night. 698 00:34:21,433 --> 00:34:24,935 - Hey! - [Sighs] 699 00:34:29,408 --> 00:34:31,408 - They're closed? - Oh, yeah, 700 00:34:31,443 --> 00:34:33,360 by order of the Health Department, apparently. 701 00:34:33,412 --> 00:34:35,111 How do you make unhealthy coffee? 702 00:34:35,113 --> 00:34:38,531 - Maybe it was the scones. - Mm-hmm. 703 00:34:38,584 --> 00:34:40,617 Listen, I've got some shit in my fridge, 704 00:34:40,619 --> 00:34:43,420 like, frozen gumbo, toaster waffles, eggs. 705 00:34:43,455 --> 00:34:45,288 I'll make you coffee so strong, it'll walk right into the cup. 706 00:34:45,290 --> 00:34:48,792 - I don't have any scones, though. - Forget it, then. 707 00:34:48,844 --> 00:34:52,012 Come on. 708 00:34:52,047 --> 00:34:54,130 [Knock at door] 709 00:34:54,132 --> 00:34:56,132 Hi, there. I'm Lisa. 710 00:34:56,134 --> 00:34:58,935 My wife, Lisa, and I just moved into the house down the street. 711 00:34:58,971 --> 00:35:02,305 Adamecs had three kids. Bank threw them out. 712 00:35:02,357 --> 00:35:03,857 I'm sorry to hear that. 713 00:35:03,892 --> 00:35:06,526 Listen, was your car towed this morning? 714 00:35:06,561 --> 00:35:10,447 - We don't have a car, so, no. - Our Range Rover was. 715 00:35:10,482 --> 00:35:12,699 All the parking signs on the south side of the street 716 00:35:12,734 --> 00:35:14,117 were moved to the north side, 717 00:35:14,152 --> 00:35:16,736 and there are heroin needles in the alley 718 00:35:16,788 --> 00:35:18,321 and serial rapist flyers. 719 00:35:18,373 --> 00:35:21,741 It's like the neighborhood went to shit overnight. 720 00:35:21,793 --> 00:35:25,211 - You know anything about it? - No, sorry. 721 00:35:25,247 --> 00:35:28,498 Hmm. FYI... 722 00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:32,335 [Whispering dramatically] We don't scare easily. 723 00:35:44,551 --> 00:35:47,077 _ 724 00:36:07,122 --> 00:36:11,541 I am a woman! 725 00:36:14,046 --> 00:36:15,512 This gumbo is fucking delicious. 726 00:36:15,547 --> 00:36:16,930 Yeah, my dad-- he's from New Orleans. 727 00:36:16,965 --> 00:36:19,382 I picked a vat up on my last visit. 728 00:36:19,434 --> 00:36:21,017 Is he a musician too? 729 00:36:21,053 --> 00:36:24,020 Both my parents, actually. My dad's a violinist. 730 00:36:24,056 --> 00:36:27,557 My mom plays pretty much everything. 731 00:36:27,559 --> 00:36:30,060 - What is this? - That's a guzheng. 732 00:36:30,112 --> 00:36:31,561 Yeah, my mom-- 733 00:36:31,563 --> 00:36:33,363 she brought one back on her last tour from China. 734 00:36:33,398 --> 00:36:34,781 - [Twangy note plays] - [Chuckles] 735 00:36:34,816 --> 00:36:37,400 - Can you play this? - Yeah. 736 00:36:37,402 --> 00:36:41,571 Jesus. Are you, like, a prodigy or something? 737 00:36:41,573 --> 00:36:44,741 Well, I just, you know, pick things up here and there. 738 00:36:44,793 --> 00:36:49,746 I forgot to ask you what you thought of the set last night. 739 00:36:49,748 --> 00:36:52,298 Jazz isn't really my thing. 740 00:36:52,334 --> 00:36:55,418 But, you know, one of them sounded kind of familiar? 741 00:36:55,420 --> 00:36:56,920 Oh, right, that's Miles Davis-- 742 00:36:56,972 --> 00:36:59,839 it gets a lot of elevator play. 743 00:36:59,891 --> 00:37:02,142 What kind of stuff you listen to? 744 00:37:02,177 --> 00:37:05,095 - Nothing. - Nothing? 745 00:37:05,097 --> 00:37:07,097 I don't have time to listen to music. 746 00:37:07,099 --> 00:37:10,266 [Scoffs] That's tragic. 747 00:37:10,268 --> 00:37:11,735 Is it? 748 00:37:11,770 --> 00:37:15,772 Yeah, I would die without music in my life. 749 00:37:15,774 --> 00:37:17,857 All right. 750 00:37:17,909 --> 00:37:21,077 So play me something worth dying over. 751 00:37:21,113 --> 00:37:22,362 - Wha-- - Come on. 752 00:37:22,414 --> 00:37:24,280 - No. - I won't even watch you. 753 00:37:24,282 --> 00:37:28,618 I'll just stare into my gumbo. Come on. 754 00:37:28,620 --> 00:37:30,754 All right. 755 00:37:33,759 --> 00:37:38,128 [Chuckles] 756 00:37:38,130 --> 00:37:41,131 [Playing soft music] 757 00:37:41,183 --> 00:37:46,436 ♪ ♪ 758 00:37:46,471 --> 00:37:50,306 ♪ keeping you close, falling behind ♪ 759 00:37:50,308 --> 00:37:54,694 ♪ I lost my voice, you lost your mind ♪ 760 00:37:54,729 --> 00:37:59,199 ♪ you say you're not well, I say you're fine ♪ 761 00:37:59,234 --> 00:38:02,986 ♪ you're walking with me through the aisles of a drugstore ♪ 762 00:38:03,038 --> 00:38:07,290 ♪ and if you return ♪ 763 00:38:07,325 --> 00:38:11,578 ♪ to me ♪ 764 00:38:11,630 --> 00:38:16,082 ♪ oh, if you return ♪ 765 00:38:16,134 --> 00:38:20,503 ♪ to me ♪ 766 00:38:20,555 --> 00:38:24,340 ♪ your mother's a fake, a phantom who steals ♪ 767 00:38:24,342 --> 00:38:28,928 ♪ the smile on your face is not what you feel ♪ 768 00:38:28,980 --> 00:38:32,482 ♪ I'll check you in if you check me out ♪ 769 00:38:32,517 --> 00:38:37,153 ♪ some lonesome wrist cutter who says I'm her brother ♪ 770 00:38:37,189 --> 00:38:39,155 ♪ oh, if-- ♪ 771 00:38:51,870 --> 00:38:53,536 [Whispering] Holy shit. 772 00:38:53,588 --> 00:38:56,706 [Chuckles] 773 00:38:58,543 --> 00:39:01,377 I love that you're an early-bird-special kind of guy. 774 00:39:01,379 --> 00:39:03,096 Love a man who can spot a good deal. 775 00:39:03,131 --> 00:39:07,217 - [Chuckles] - So how do you know Frank? 776 00:39:07,219 --> 00:39:10,887 We're working on a business arrangement together. 777 00:39:10,939 --> 00:39:12,222 You're a businessman? 778 00:39:12,274 --> 00:39:15,225 More of a tradesman, actually. 779 00:39:15,277 --> 00:39:18,061 Wow. Looks and smarts? 780 00:39:18,113 --> 00:39:21,564 Did I get lucky tonight or what? 781 00:39:21,616 --> 00:39:23,399 - [Clears throat] - And I like your jacket. 782 00:39:23,451 --> 00:39:25,568 It's very classy. 783 00:39:33,078 --> 00:39:34,794 Ah! 784 00:39:34,829 --> 00:39:37,297 [Backup beeping] 785 00:39:37,332 --> 00:39:40,800 Hey! It ain't quitting time yet, College! 786 00:39:40,835 --> 00:39:43,336 Look, uh, do we get paid for the holiday on Monday? 787 00:39:43,388 --> 00:39:44,587 What? 788 00:39:44,639 --> 00:39:47,924 You know, it's the fourth? 789 00:39:47,926 --> 00:39:49,759 Of July? 790 00:39:49,761 --> 00:39:51,261 It's, you know, America's birthday. 791 00:39:51,263 --> 00:39:52,929 It's the birth of democracy. 792 00:39:52,981 --> 00:39:54,981 Yeah, I know what the fourth of July is, smart-ass. 793 00:39:55,016 --> 00:39:57,350 No. None of the holidays-- 794 00:39:57,402 --> 00:40:00,436 Not the tree one, the president one, the war one, 795 00:40:00,438 --> 00:40:02,188 and definitely not the one for the blacks. 796 00:40:02,240 --> 00:40:03,823 - This ain't the post office. - Yeah. No. 797 00:40:03,858 --> 00:40:06,993 I-I think I tweaked my back. 798 00:40:07,028 --> 00:40:09,746 You're not gunning for workman's comp, are you, kid? 799 00:40:09,781 --> 00:40:11,948 - No, I just-- - Good. 'Cause the "comp" 800 00:40:11,950 --> 00:40:14,867 stands for competition from the Mexicans who all want your job. 801 00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:18,621 So man up, or you're gonna be on permanent unpaid holiday. 802 00:40:18,623 --> 00:40:20,173 - Great. - Jeez. 803 00:40:20,208 --> 00:40:22,792 [Cell phone chimes] 804 00:40:23,379 --> 00:40:27,041 _ 805 00:40:29,134 --> 00:40:32,302 - Hi. - Hey. 806 00:40:32,304 --> 00:40:34,971 Um... 807 00:40:35,023 --> 00:40:37,807 What's wrong? 808 00:40:37,809 --> 00:40:39,108 Last night, did we, um-- 809 00:40:39,144 --> 00:40:41,561 - I know. It was wonderful. 810 00:40:41,613 --> 00:40:46,482 - So that did happen? - Yeah... 811 00:40:46,484 --> 00:40:48,868 You don't remember? 812 00:40:48,903 --> 00:40:53,489 I was-- I was plastered. 813 00:40:53,541 --> 00:40:55,458 But you had a... 814 00:40:55,493 --> 00:40:59,212 - Your thing-- - No, Debbie, that's... 815 00:40:59,247 --> 00:41:00,663 biology. 816 00:41:00,665 --> 00:41:03,333 That's not consent. [Sighs] 817 00:41:03,335 --> 00:41:04,884 I thought it meant you wanted to. 818 00:41:04,919 --> 00:41:08,504 Did I say I wanted to? 819 00:41:08,556 --> 00:41:10,173 Not exactly. 820 00:41:10,175 --> 00:41:14,560 Debbie, I was barely conscious, okay? 821 00:41:14,596 --> 00:41:16,346 You date-raped me. 822 00:41:16,398 --> 00:41:17,847 We were on a date? 823 00:41:17,849 --> 00:41:22,685 No, Debbie, you statutory-raped yourself. 824 00:41:22,687 --> 00:41:24,854 I could go to jail. 825 00:41:24,906 --> 00:41:26,155 I don't understand. 826 00:41:26,191 --> 00:41:29,108 Friends don't rape friends. 827 00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:32,245 I-I didn't mean to rape you. 828 00:41:34,532 --> 00:41:37,834 I'm sorry. 829 00:41:37,869 --> 00:41:41,204 [Clears throat] Don't-- don't call me, okay? 830 00:41:56,221 --> 00:41:59,689 Whoa! No IV drugs. Pump it pure. 831 00:41:59,724 --> 00:42:02,525 - Yo, you said you'd be home by 4:00. 832 00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:04,060 Word got out that we're paying cash. 833 00:42:04,062 --> 00:42:05,645 Bunch of new nursing moms just showed up. 834 00:42:05,697 --> 00:42:08,614 Hey, Radha! I'm not paying you to snooze. 835 00:42:08,650 --> 00:42:10,033 So wait. You got a problem 836 00:42:10,068 --> 00:42:11,567 with Svetlana breast-feeding the girls, 837 00:42:11,569 --> 00:42:14,454 but selling this tainted-ass titty milk 838 00:42:14,489 --> 00:42:16,072 from this crew's okay? 839 00:42:16,124 --> 00:42:17,740 We're gonna be struggling just to make ends meet 840 00:42:17,792 --> 00:42:18,991 with the Rub-N-Tug closed. 841 00:42:19,044 --> 00:42:20,543 - You missed The Wiggles. - Kev. 842 00:42:20,578 --> 00:42:23,329 They love The Wiggles. V, they need their mother. 843 00:42:23,381 --> 00:42:25,498 Why don't you just relax and let me do my job? 844 00:42:25,550 --> 00:42:28,000 Because I see you feeding everybody else's babies, 845 00:42:28,053 --> 00:42:32,088 except your own, and it pisses me off! 846 00:42:42,067 --> 00:42:43,766 Hey, Debs, you okay? 847 00:42:43,768 --> 00:42:45,768 Matty accused me of raping him. 848 00:42:45,770 --> 00:42:47,403 - Of what? - I know! 849 00:42:47,439 --> 00:42:49,072 - We made love last night-- - No, wait, wait, wait. 850 00:42:49,107 --> 00:42:51,074 You lost your virginity? 851 00:42:51,109 --> 00:42:52,492 Does it count if it's rape? 852 00:42:52,527 --> 00:42:54,444 You did the raping, right? 853 00:42:54,446 --> 00:42:57,447 Well, he was drunk, but his thing wasn't. 854 00:42:57,499 --> 00:42:59,282 How do you rape a dude? 855 00:42:59,284 --> 00:43:01,784 He was sort of paralyzed by Frank's beer or something. 856 00:43:01,786 --> 00:43:04,220 I thought he would like it. I thought all guys did! 857 00:43:04,255 --> 00:43:07,290 - We-- we do. - Well, Matty didn't. 858 00:43:07,292 --> 00:43:08,674 Okay, listen, Debs, 859 00:43:08,710 --> 00:43:10,343 I think this is one seriously weird dude, okay? 860 00:43:10,378 --> 00:43:12,345 I think you're better off without him, yeah? 861 00:43:12,380 --> 00:43:14,464 I'm not! 862 00:43:14,516 --> 00:43:18,601 Listen, Debs, a million guys would kill to be raped by you. 863 00:43:18,636 --> 00:43:22,805 Oh, would you shut up already? 864 00:43:22,807 --> 00:43:27,026 - [Vehicle horn honking] - Frank! 865 00:43:29,814 --> 00:43:33,399 I'm test-driving our new home! 866 00:43:33,451 --> 00:43:35,868 Ernie talked me into the big one! 867 00:43:35,904 --> 00:43:37,487 Ernie? 868 00:43:37,539 --> 00:43:40,206 - Yeah, Ernie, my RV dealer. - Hi. 869 00:43:40,241 --> 00:43:42,125 Isn't it gorgeous? 870 00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:45,161 And in the master bedroom, there's a pop-out, 871 00:43:45,163 --> 00:43:46,913 and it just doubles the whole size. 872 00:43:46,965 --> 00:43:48,965 - You bought this? - Well... 873 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:52,385 not yet, but Ernie let me take it for a test-drive, 874 00:43:52,420 --> 00:43:56,506 and he said he'd bring it on back tonight if I buy it. 875 00:43:56,508 --> 00:44:00,309 Sheila, I've been doing a lot of thinking. 876 00:44:00,345 --> 00:44:02,428 I was unconscious when you married me. 877 00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:05,932 - Well, I mean... - All right. 878 00:44:05,984 --> 00:44:07,517 - Kind of, but... - Wait, wait, listen-- 879 00:44:07,569 --> 00:44:09,235 - I mean, I knew you-- - Wait, listen to me. 880 00:44:09,270 --> 00:44:11,237 I want... 881 00:44:11,272 --> 00:44:13,356 I want to renew our vows. 882 00:44:13,358 --> 00:44:15,358 - Oh... - I want this to be a choice. 883 00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:17,326 I want to do it right. 884 00:44:17,362 --> 00:44:19,445 - Really? - Oh, my God... 885 00:44:19,497 --> 00:44:23,583 My heart is literally bursting. I haven't felt this way ever. 886 00:44:23,618 --> 00:44:28,504 I didn't feel it with Monica, not with Sammi's mom. 887 00:44:28,540 --> 00:44:31,290 You have such a deep soul, and you care so much. 888 00:44:31,342 --> 00:44:36,295 You care about humanity, and I can't leave here. 889 00:44:36,347 --> 00:44:39,298 I can't leave my home. 890 00:44:39,350 --> 00:44:42,351 Don't squash my dream of us building a future together. 891 00:44:42,387 --> 00:44:46,272 I can't take it, especially now. I'm too weak. 892 00:44:46,307 --> 00:44:50,193 Frank... What about my dreams 893 00:44:50,228 --> 00:44:54,063 of seeing the world, in this-- this? 894 00:44:54,065 --> 00:44:57,567 We can take a vacation anytime you want. 895 00:44:57,569 --> 00:44:59,569 And then... 896 00:44:59,621 --> 00:45:01,320 we'll come back 897 00:45:01,372 --> 00:45:03,906 to the little nest that we've built for ourselves. 898 00:45:03,908 --> 00:45:07,627 Oh, my God. I love you, Sheila Jackson-- 899 00:45:07,662 --> 00:45:11,581 - I mean Sheila Gallagher. - Aw. 900 00:45:11,583 --> 00:45:14,884 Oh, Frank. 901 00:45:16,337 --> 00:45:19,422 [Door closes] 902 00:45:22,310 --> 00:45:24,427 Debs, are you smoking? 903 00:45:24,429 --> 00:45:28,231 - I'm just holding it. - Why? 904 00:45:28,266 --> 00:45:30,816 I'm experimenting with things adults do. 905 00:45:30,852 --> 00:45:34,937 I don't like it very much. 906 00:45:34,939 --> 00:45:37,440 You need to talk? 907 00:45:40,078 --> 00:45:41,277 I want to tell you something, 908 00:45:41,329 --> 00:45:43,779 but I don't really want to talk about it 909 00:45:43,781 --> 00:45:46,198 because I'm not sure how I feel about it. 910 00:45:46,251 --> 00:45:48,918 And I don't want to be told how to feel. 911 00:45:52,340 --> 00:45:55,174 Okay. 912 00:45:55,209 --> 00:45:59,512 So I'm gonna tell you, and... 913 00:45:59,547 --> 00:46:02,014 that's it. 914 00:46:02,050 --> 00:46:04,967 Okay? 915 00:46:04,969 --> 00:46:06,269 Okay. 916 00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:11,223 I had sex last night... 917 00:46:11,276 --> 00:46:14,143 My first time. 918 00:46:17,315 --> 00:46:18,731 Just... 919 00:46:18,783 --> 00:46:21,901 tell me... you were careful. 920 00:46:27,875 --> 00:46:30,993 [Sighs] 921 00:46:50,682 --> 00:46:51,981 Homemade beer okay? 922 00:46:52,016 --> 00:46:54,016 Oh, I'm fine with water. Thank you. 923 00:46:54,018 --> 00:46:56,686 - [Chuckles] - Oh, okay. 924 00:46:58,856 --> 00:47:02,241 [Gasps] Hoo! 925 00:47:02,276 --> 00:47:04,994 That is strong. 926 00:47:05,029 --> 00:47:07,997 - Look at those socks... - Oh. 927 00:47:08,032 --> 00:47:11,450 - Man with taste. - [Chuckles] 928 00:47:11,502 --> 00:47:13,202 [Clears throat] 929 00:47:22,213 --> 00:47:26,632 Oh, oh, um, listen, look, I-I really like you. 930 00:47:26,684 --> 00:47:29,885 You're a true gentleman, and I don't meet many of those, 931 00:47:29,887 --> 00:47:32,054 which is... 932 00:47:32,106 --> 00:47:35,558 - why I want to take things slow. - Huh? 933 00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:37,476 I don't want to make the same mistakes that I have 934 00:47:37,528 --> 00:47:42,231 with the last 30 or 40 guys I've been with. 935 00:47:42,283 --> 00:47:43,616 By "Take it slow," you mean 936 00:47:43,651 --> 00:47:45,985 we can get at it after I finish my water? 937 00:47:46,037 --> 00:47:47,236 [Chuckles] Oh. 938 00:47:47,288 --> 00:47:50,573 No, no, I mean, you know... 939 00:47:50,625 --> 00:47:55,244 go out on a few dates, get to know each other better. 940 00:47:55,246 --> 00:47:57,079 But Frank promised you would bone me 941 00:47:57,081 --> 00:47:59,999 as soon as we got back to your trailer. 942 00:48:00,051 --> 00:48:01,167 What? 943 00:48:01,219 --> 00:48:04,804 Come on, you beautiful hunk of junk. 944 00:48:04,839 --> 00:48:07,390 Jeez, it's hot down here, Frank. 945 00:48:07,425 --> 00:48:09,592 I tripled the gas, to make things go a little faster. 946 00:48:09,594 --> 00:48:11,594 Wow. 947 00:48:11,596 --> 00:48:14,764 Frank, I've decided when Ernie comes with the RV 948 00:48:14,766 --> 00:48:18,267 to tell him to turn it around and take it back home. 949 00:48:18,269 --> 00:48:21,570 - You're keeping the house? - I want to be with you... 950 00:48:21,606 --> 00:48:25,574 and reaffirm our commitment to our partnership 951 00:48:25,610 --> 00:48:27,610 - Oh, you-- - Oh, no, no, no, no. 952 00:48:27,612 --> 00:48:29,945 - Maybe later. - Hey! 953 00:48:29,997 --> 00:48:33,949 You dangled me like a sex carrot to get brewery equipment? 954 00:48:33,951 --> 00:48:36,952 You were lonely. I was killing two birds with one stone. 955 00:48:36,954 --> 00:48:39,288 - Well, I-- - I don't like your tone. 956 00:48:39,340 --> 00:48:40,873 He promised that man 957 00:48:40,925 --> 00:48:43,125 that I would put out on the first date. 958 00:48:43,177 --> 00:48:45,428 I've seen you put out after the first drink. 959 00:48:45,463 --> 00:48:47,713 You son of a bitch! 960 00:48:47,765 --> 00:48:51,967 - [Shouting] - Hey, hey, hey! 961 00:48:52,019 --> 00:48:54,019 Disgusting! 962 00:48:54,055 --> 00:48:56,522 I'm gonna fucking kill you! 963 00:48:56,557 --> 00:48:59,692 She-- Oh, excuse us. 964 00:49:01,229 --> 00:49:05,064 [Sniffs, exhales deeply] 965 00:49:05,116 --> 00:49:07,850 Get the fuck back here, you fucking asshole! 966 00:49:07,885 --> 00:49:10,152 You are not getting away from this shit! 967 00:49:10,154 --> 00:49:13,155 I'm so-- God damn you! Fuck you! 968 00:49:13,207 --> 00:49:14,573 - Get off him! - Fuck you! 969 00:49:14,625 --> 00:49:16,459 - Get off him! - Get off of me, you cunt! 970 00:49:16,494 --> 00:49:17,793 - Ow! - Jesus! 971 00:49:17,829 --> 00:49:19,378 Did you hear what she called me? 972 00:49:19,413 --> 00:49:21,247 - All right, Sheila-- - Frank, that is not right. 973 00:49:21,299 --> 00:49:23,132 No, she should not be talking to your wife like that. 974 00:49:23,167 --> 00:49:25,134 - I hope you die... - Seriously, Frank-- 975 00:49:25,169 --> 00:49:27,086 ...in a bottle of diarrhea! 976 00:49:27,138 --> 00:49:29,672 - That is an unacceptable-- - I am your flesh and blood-- 977 00:49:29,724 --> 00:49:31,474 - Do something, Frank! - She is nobody! 978 00:49:31,509 --> 00:49:33,008 All right, can the both of you... 979 00:49:33,010 --> 00:49:35,060 - I am your flesh and blood! - Just shut the fuck up? 980 00:49:35,096 --> 00:49:38,564 Can we not have one moment of peace? 981 00:49:38,599 --> 00:49:39,982 Christ! 982 00:49:40,017 --> 00:49:42,735 I've got a raging lunatic succubus 983 00:49:42,770 --> 00:49:45,020 of a daughter, on one hand, 984 00:49:45,072 --> 00:49:48,657 and a lumpy, smothering pervert of a wife, on the other! 985 00:49:48,693 --> 00:49:51,527 And you are both driving me fucking insane! 986 00:49:51,529 --> 00:49:53,863 - Daddy! - Don't you "Daddy" me! 987 00:49:53,915 --> 00:49:56,282 You are needy. You are slutty. 988 00:49:56,334 --> 00:49:58,617 Your son is a lump of pure misery. 989 00:49:58,669 --> 00:50:01,704 And you have disgusting personal hygiene. 990 00:50:01,706 --> 00:50:03,205 - And you. - What? 991 00:50:03,207 --> 00:50:04,924 - You are a certified whack job! - What? 992 00:50:04,959 --> 00:50:07,593 You couldn't go out of your house for two years. 993 00:50:07,628 --> 00:50:10,713 You take great pleasure in shoving fake penises 994 00:50:10,765 --> 00:50:12,715 up the butts of the men you love. 995 00:50:12,767 --> 00:50:15,518 You banged the husband of your only daughter. 996 00:50:15,553 --> 00:50:17,720 You adopted a bunch of Indian kids, 997 00:50:17,772 --> 00:50:19,522 and who the fuck knows why? 998 00:50:19,557 --> 00:50:21,974 And I cannot stand 999 00:50:22,026 --> 00:50:25,227 your unreasonably complicated cooking! 1000 00:50:25,229 --> 00:50:27,897 [Crying] 1001 00:50:27,899 --> 00:50:30,316 Oh, Jesus Christ! 1002 00:50:30,368 --> 00:50:33,702 Can't a man get one fucking minute of peace? 1003 00:50:33,738 --> 00:50:36,071 Just one minute? 1004 00:50:38,125 --> 00:50:39,408 Holy shit! 1005 00:50:39,410 --> 00:50:41,126 Must've been the extra propane. 1006 00:50:41,162 --> 00:50:44,079 Where's Hanzi? 1007 00:50:44,081 --> 00:50:45,414 That's a nice sock. 1008 00:50:45,416 --> 00:50:49,251 - Chuckie! - Mommy! 1009 00:50:57,261 --> 00:51:00,729 Holy mama... 1010 00:51:00,765 --> 00:51:04,266 Sheils? 1011 00:51:04,318 --> 00:51:06,936 She-- 1012 00:51:07,822 --> 00:51:09,772 Sheila? 1013 00:51:09,774 --> 00:51:11,407 Sheils, hey. 1014 00:51:11,442 --> 00:51:13,609 - Unlock the door. - [Engine turning over] 1015 00:51:13,611 --> 00:51:17,279 Sheila, hey. Let's go to the Grand Canyon, huh? 1016 00:51:17,331 --> 00:51:19,281 Want to go to the Grand-- 1017 00:51:24,589 --> 00:51:27,590 [Rock music] 1018 00:51:27,625 --> 00:51:28,624 ♪ I got paid ♪ 1019 00:51:28,676 --> 00:51:30,793 Sheila? 1020 00:51:30,795 --> 00:51:32,878 ♪ in a heartbeat ♪ 1021 00:51:32,930 --> 00:51:34,763 ♪ mama said, mama said ♪ 1022 00:51:34,799 --> 00:51:36,849 ♪ you got a one-track mind ♪ 1023 00:51:36,884 --> 00:51:40,519 ♪ but you ain't gonna get it all the time ♪ 1024 00:51:40,554 --> 00:51:42,388 ♪ she wasn't lyin' ♪ 1025 00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:46,775 ♪ I went from San Berdoo to Kalamazoo ♪ 1026 00:51:46,811 --> 00:51:49,678 ♪ just to get away from you ♪ 1027 00:51:49,714 --> 00:51:52,648 At least we won't have to pay for the demo. 1028 00:51:52,700 --> 00:51:54,533 Score. 1029 00:51:54,568 --> 00:51:57,569 ♪ my last dime got used up ♪ 1030 00:51:57,622 --> 00:51:59,571 ♪ on gasoline ♪ 1031 00:52:00,340 --> 00:52:07,646 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 74362

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