Original subtitles

[theme song]

♪ Who gets into trouble from his head to his toes? ♪

♪ Then gets out of trouble by the skin of his nose ♪

♪ Best of all who wind up smellin' just like a rose? ♪

♪ Lucky clucky Paddington Bear ♪

♪ Who politely tips his hat to say howdy do? ♪

♪ Tries to right a wrong it's done to no matter who ♪

♪ Who is this fine character from Darkest Peru? ♪

♪ Jolly gentle Paddington Bear ♪

♪ He's smart he's very honest ♪

♪ He's shy and sort of modest ♪

♪ Shy and modest smart and honest none can compare ♪

♪ When you need a friend you know he's gonna be there ♪

♪ He's the finest funnest bear you'll find anywhere ♪

♪ Cheerful charming Paddington Bear ♪♪

[theme music]

[instrumental music]

This is very kind of you, Paddington

'but I'm really quite capable on my own.'

That's alright, Mrs. Bird. Bears are good at watering.

Oh, alright, if you must.

We only need a bit of water.

It's a very small plant.

Oh, don't worry, Mrs. Bird. It's all under control.

[man grunting]

Oh, wonder what that Mr. Curry's up to now.

Certainly no good, I suspect.

'It would be nice if he decided to clean up his garden.'

[grunting continues]

Perhaps he's tidying up now.

He certainly seems to be working hard at something.

Work? Mr. Curry? Not likely.

Not when he can get someone to do it for nothing.

It's a disgrace, that's all

the way Mr. Curry lets his garden go to pot.

Brings down the whole neighborhood, it does.

Why are my feet wet?

[gasps] Paddington, quickly,

turn off the water.

It's a bit difficult with paws.

That's because you're turning it the wrong way!

pop

I'm terribly sorry. I..

You go see what all that's about and I'll clean up here.

- But-- - No buts about it.

Oh, don't worry.

I was gonna do the floor in a moment, anyway.

Mind you, stay away from Mr. Curry.

He'll have you cleaning up his whole garden for nothing.

Just you watch.

Oh, no.

Oh, no!

Now, where did you come from?

Your mother will be very worried about you.

There you are. You've got to be more careful.

You're not supposed to fly till after you've hatched.

(male 1) 'You there, bear,

give me my ball back.'

Who's talking?

(male 1) 'Give me my golf ball back

instantly!'

- Where are you? - 'Over here!'

Oh, this is a very good game, Mr. Curry.

(Mr. Curry) Game? This isn't a game,

bear!

[gasps]

I didn't know you were spying on me, Mr. Curry.

- I mean-- - Spying?

I'll give you spying, bear. See this?

There's another one just like it somewhere in your garden.

- What are you doing, bear? - Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Oh, your mother will be worried sick

if I don't get you back in your nest.

You come back here this instant!

Thank you for finding that egg, Mr. Curry.

I'm sure its mother will be very happy.

Egg? What are you ta..

[laughs] Yes, the egg.

I'll bet you could find a lot more eggs in my garden

and return them to their...nest

if you only mowed the lawn.

Think how happy that mother bird will be.

And, in addition, I'll actually pay you sixpence.

'You'll be doing a good deed and making money.'

I'll do it.

Mrs. Bird will be very pleased.

Why?

She thought I'd have to do it for free.

And here you are paying me sixpence.

That will show her you're not such a skinflint after all.

Since you'll already be tidying up

you might also trim my tree.

For the birds, mind you.

To make their homes more pleasant.

And before you saw off that branch

make sure and anchor it to something heavy

so it falls in the right place.

Now, you hop to it.

This should all be done by the time I return.

Uh, we wouldn't want any of those eggs

'to hatch out of their nests and be scared'

'because they couldn't find their mothers now, would we?'

Timber!

crash

Very good. You fell exactly where I meant you to.

Now where's that mower?

I better get started if I'm to finish before Mr. Curry returns.

Oh, this could be very bad for me.

How will I ever explain this to Mr. Curry?

Perhaps if I borrow Mr. Brown's power mower and finish the job

he won't notice that his lawn mower is missing.

For a while, anyway.

I've seen Mr. Brown do this so many times.

Well, he just pulls this cord..

[engine sputtering]

[engine revs]

vroom

Uh-oh.

crash

[mower approaching]

Look out!

crash

[people screaming]

[crash]

You come back here and stop when I tell you to stop!

Come back here!

[tires screeching]

[engine stops]

Mr. Brown, are you alright?

Oh, yes, Mr. Gruber.

I think I must have pulled the wrong lever by mistake.

I believe this is the culprit.

Your hat covered the carburetor.

What?

It blocked the air intake.

And lucky for you it did

or you would have kept going until you ran out of petrol.

You might have made it all the way back to Darkest Peru.

[laughing]

You'd best hide until this blows over.

Here, in the grass catcher.

Alright, where is he?

Ah, good day, officer. How may I help you?

Just tell me where he is and be quick about it.

Who?

A young bear driving a power mower

down the Queen's highway.

Out of control he was

and headed this way.

(Mr. Gruber) 'A young bear?

What sort of bear?'

(male 2) 'Dressed in a duffle coat and

wearing a funny sort of hat.'

I've seen him around here before.

I can't say that I see anyone around

answering to that description.

Alright, sir, but I'll be back.

And if a certain bargain is still outside

a certain person's shop

I'll make it my business to look further into the matter.

All clear.

Oh, thank you very much, Mr. Gruber.

I hope I did rightly

not knowing the facts of the case and all.

Oh, that's alright.

I don't exactly know what happened either.

I don't suppose I could interest you

in a spot of cocoa and a bun?

Oh, it's a very kind offer.

I'd love to stay, but I must get back

find Mr. Curry's lawn mower and finish mowing the lawn.

There will be more eggs. See?

[laughs] Oh, no, Mr. Brown.

This isn't an egg. It's a golf ball.

'It's used in a sporting event.'

'I believe you've been made spot of.'

I'll have to think what to do next.

Thank you for your trouble, Mr. Gruber.

You are certainly welcome, Mr. Brown.

There you are, bear!

Look what you've done!

Perhaps I could glue it back on, Mr. Curry.

Glue it? Bah-ha!

And what about the rest of the mess?

How do you intend to make restitution?

What's this?

I don't want your marmalade sandwich!

I want my lawn properly mowed.

'And I want my lawn mower back!'

What have you done with it, eh, bear?

Probably made a pretty penny on it.

It's an antique, you know.

'Well, I won't have it.'

'The proper authorities will be properly notified'

'and the culprit properly identified.'

And you can bet sixpence on that!

- What's this? - I found your--

What are you doing, bear?

Don't you know any better than to point

sharp objects at people?

Yeow!

snip

[screams]

Bear, you'll pay for this!

Mind what you're doing.

I shall sue if you do me any damage.

Stop!

Oh, this is your fault, bear.

Just you wait.

I mean to extract my pound of fur.

Let's go.

Ouch!

Don't worry, Paddington.

He can't do a thing to you.

[siren wailing]

[groaning]

Mr. Curry, it's me, Paddington.

I brought some special goodies from home.

Is that you, bear?

Come here where I can see you.

What did you bring?

[screams]

Bear, what is the matter with you?

Nothing is the matter with Paddington

anymore than there's anything wrong with you.

These will do nicely. For now.

But next time, bear

don't pick the cherries off my cake.

I'd go with you, Paddington

but I've got too much to do here.

Besides, I simply can't stand the whining.

Mind you, don't stay too long

doing his bidding.

Just in case, this thermos of hot cocoa is for you.

Thank you, Mrs. Bird.

That Mr. Curry.

Every time the doctor says he can go home

he gets sick again.

He'll do anything for a free meal.

I don't see any Mr. Curry.

- Do you have an appointment? - Oh, yes.

Mrs. Bird called in advance and made it for me.

Paddington Brown, 32 Windsor Gardens.

I don't see an appointment for you, Mr. Brown.

'In fact, I don't see an appointment for any bear.'

But don't worry, I'll put you in touch with Mr. Grant.'

He handles all the tough cases.

- Is that the headman? - Did you say headman?

[laughs] Why didn't you say

you wanted a psychiatrist?

You know, a head-shrinker.

A head-shrinker?

Oh, I'd much rather have my hat stretched

than have my head shrunk.

[laughs] That's a good one.

I'll ring up Dr. Haines and see if he's got the time for you.

I'm sure he will.

[laughs] I have never had

a bear patient before.

And I've never had my head shrunk.

A-and to be quite honest, I'm not sure I want to do it now.

I promise you won't feel a thing.

Now, please lie back, get comfortable

and look up at the ceiling.

'Oh, very good.'

'Now, I want to play a game with you'

'to test your reactions.'

'I will say a word'

'and then you will immediately respond'

'with a word that has the opposite meaning.'

- Right? - Wrong.

- Hmm, what's the matter? - Nothing, Dr. Haines.

I'm just doing as told.

You said right, so I said wrong.

No. You will wait until I tell you to start.

I will count to three first.

[chuckles] One, two, three, go.

Stop.

[grumbles] Very good.

- 'Very bad.' - Look here--

Look there.

Can't you think of any more words, Dr.

Haines?

- White. - Black.

- 'Big.' - Small.

- Fast. - 'Slow.'

- Finished. - 'Started.'

- No, we haven't! - Yes, we have!

- No, no, no! - Yes, yes, yes!

- Will you stop? - No, I won't.

I should have my head examined.

Perhaps you need to have it shrunk, Dr.

Haines.

The receptionist knows all about that.

No!

It's a good thing Mrs. Bird packed that cocoa for me.

Hot!

(all) Shh!

This is just like my favorite TV program

"Daredevil Doctor."

Maybe this will help me find Mr. Curry.

(female 1) There you are!

You're wanted in X-ray.

- Where have you been? - I-I just got here.

- I found him. - Where?

- In supply. - No.

I mean, where is he now?

Good to finally meet you.

Let me get right to the point.

What do you make of these?

Would you look at that?

Good gracious. You look like a bear.

But what I'm interested in

is what you can tell me about this skeleton.

Oh, I don't know, but I think your X-ray's cracked.

- See? - No.

Well, I think that bone is cracked.

If I may ask, where did you go to school?

Oh, I never went to school.

My Aunt Lucy taught me everything I know.

Perhaps one day you'll share

your Aunt Lucy's knowledge with me.

I'd be very happy to.

Uh, but right now, I've got to find a patient.

Mr. Curry has to be here somewhere.

"Maternity."

Don't tell me the shrinker has been here too.

Oh, the shrinker strikes again.

Is that you, Mr. Curry?

[wailing]

Is that you, Mr. Curry?

[wailing]

Are you the father?

Me? A father? No.

Well, in that case, what are you doing in the maternity ward?

Mr. Curry?

Mr. Curry?

[groaning]

Oh, I didn't realize you were so badly hurt, Mr. Curry.

My name is not Curry.

[groaning]

[screaming]

[beeping]

Oh, pardon me. I-I hope you're feeling much better very soon.

Thank you. I do feel much better.

[sighs]

Mr. Curry, a-are you in there?

[sighs] This outfit has cost me

no end of trouble.

I'll be glad when I'm rid of it.

Hello. Are you one of them gentlemen from overseas?

- I'm from Darkest Peru. - Thought so.

Listen, Sir Archibald is making his rounds right now.

I don't think he'd take kindly

to one of his students being late.

If you hurry, you can catch up to him

before he notices you're missing.

So you've decided to come, have you?

How nice for all of us.

Since you're here

why don't you diagnose this patient?

- What patient? - 'That patient.'

What's wrong with him?

That's what I want you to tell me.

Listen to his heartbeat.

[opera music] 'Well, what do you hear?'

It sounds like "Phantom Of The Opera."

He's not gonna be operating, is he?

[teeth chattering]

Rest assured, sir, it is most unlikely.

[music continues]

As a doctor, you, sir, are a disgrace

to your profession!

A doctor? I'm not a doctor.

I'm a bear.

I've come to visit Mr. Curry.

Oh, you're a friend of Mr. Curry?

Well, I'm not really a friend of his.

I'm just a next-door neighbor.

'I'm not sure Mr. Curry has any friends.'

And where do you think you're going?

It's a miracle! I'm cured.

Oh, speaking of cures..

[chuckles] ...I think I know a way

to cure Mr. Curry

free up a hospital bed for a real sick person

and give Mr. Curry a bit of his own.

'Are you any good at tricks, bear?'

Oh, yes, bears are very good at tricks.

So how's the patient today?

[groans] Worse. Much worse.

Oh, I thought that might be the case.

That's why we've decided to operate.

Operate?

Oh, yes, and I'm afraid this case is far too difficult

for me, Mr. Curry.

I've had to call in a specialist from Peru.

'Nobody knows quite what he does in the jungle'

'but, yes, it appears to work.'

Is that you, bear?

I thought so.

[groans]

I think I'm going to have another relapse.

I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Curry.

Look, I brought you some more goodies.

Careful where you put that stuff, bear.

I don't want any crumbs in my bed.

'And if I see any cherries missing from the cake'

I'll know who took them.

Also, I hope you remembered to bring the..

[screams]

Bear!

I don't know what you did, bear

but you'll be sorry you did it.

I didn't screw the top back on my thermos

of hot cocoa very well.

Hot cocoa?

[laughs]

Well, all the really best cures

are discovered by accident.

Well, I suppose you've done your best.

By the way, Mr. Curry, I found all these golf balls.

Why don't you try hitting them?

Mr. Gruber tells me that's what you're supposed to do with them.

Fore!

[screams]

[rumbling]

Oh, I forgot to mention.

Since you were so worried about all those eggs yesterday

I found some old birds' nests for your tree

and I filled them for you.

'I'm afraid they're only chickens' eggs, but--'

So that's why I couldn't find any for breakfast this morning.

I wondered where they got to.

Eggs? I'll give you eggs, bear!

[theme music]

♪ Doo-ba doo-ba doo-bee doo-ba doo-bee doo-wa ♪

♪ Doo-ba doo-ba doo-bee doo-ba doo-bee doo-wa ♪

♪ Doo-ba doo-ba doo-bee doo-ba doo-bee doo-wa ♪

♪ Doo-bee doo-bee doo-ba doo-wa ♪

♪ Doo-ba doo-ba doo-bee doo-ba doo-bee doo-wa ♪♪

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