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(Nick) Are we on the air?

(DJ D-Wrek) This is "Wild 'N Out"

Old School vs. the New School

Starring Nick Cannon.

Reppin' the Old School squad:

Affion Crockett, Scruncho,

DoBoy, Conceited, Karlous Miller,

Chico Bean, Emmanuel Hudson, Justina Valentine,

and their captain, Tommy Davidson.

And reppin' the New School:

DC Young Fly, Charlie Clips, Yvng Swag,

Bobb'e J Thompson, Lil JJ, Tylerchronicles

Radio Big Mack, Santwon McCray,

and their captain and performer, DDG.

♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪

Alright, y'all, everybody up out your seats, hands in the air

and make some noise for your host,

Nick Cannon!

♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪

♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪

♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪

♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪

♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪

Atlanta, make some noise!

(audience cheering)

Y'all give it up for DJ D-Wrek.

(audience cheering)

Y'all make some noise for the beautiful and sensational

"Wild 'N Out" girls. (audience cheering)

Thank you, ladies.

We make it happen, 'cause I'm the captain

of the Old School!

(audience cheering)

DoBoy is back.

Look, I got my OG's with me.

Affion Crockett!

(audience cheering)

Give it up for Team New School.

(audience cheering)

DC Young Fly.

(audience cheering)

They got a hell of a squad over there, y'all see it.

And they team captain been here before.

Coming all the way from Michigan,

makin' it happen in a big way.

This dude went from the internet to millions.

Man, y'all make some noise for DDG!

(audience cheering)

Now, everybody know.

This is a special moment for me.

This should be a special moment for anyone who does comedy.

Because dude I'm 'bout to bring out

and add to my team, shoot,

I wouldn't be standin' right here if it wasn't for

the things that this dude has influenced.

We all know him, we all love him,

we all grew up on him.

Whether it was from "In Living Color"

or "The Proud Family,"

y'all make some noise for Tommy Davidson!

(audience cheering)

(Nick) OG!

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Put your hands together. (beatboxing)

(audience) Aye, aye, aye, aye...

♪ They call me Tommy D ♪

♪ And we about to freak, mama ♪♪

(audience laughing)

Tommy Davidson, y'all!

(audience cheering)

Feel like it's going to be a classic episode.

So we might as well start it off with a classic game called

Got Props. (DJ D-Wrek) Props.

Yeah, we gonna have the "Wild 'N Out" girls

bring out some props to each team.

And they gotta use that prop

in as many funny ways as possible.

Uh, you know, if it's funny it gets a bell. (bell dinging)

If it's not funny, it gets that buzzer. (buzzer rings)

Youngsters, New School, y'all go first.

New School, wild out.

Good God! (audience laughing)

(bell dinging) (DoBoy) I got one, I got one, I got one.

(humming Mario theme music)

(audience cheering) (bell dinging)

Ooh, girl, this lace front is killing me.

Where you at? Where you at, Big Mack? Where you at?

Aye, Nick.

(audience cheering) (bell dinging)

(Tyler) I got one, I got one. C'mon, Fly.

(overlapping chatter)

Aye, y'all know who scared to come on this show?

Slim Shady.

(audience laughing) (bell dinging)

(Chico) Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Boy, look at them mother(bleep) wheels!

(audience cheering) (bell dinging)

(Big Mack) Yerrrp! (air horns)

Pretty damn good.

Old School, wild out.

(audience cheering)

Naw, I had it right here.

Man, I can't find my Nick Canon CD nowhere.

(audience laughing) (bell dinging)

This is a whip for gay slave masters.

Get yo ass in there and pick that cotton!

If you don't pick that cotton!

(audience laughing) (bell dinging)

Hol-- hold it, hold it.

It's Con the Leprechaun, at the end of the rain--

(buzzer ringing) (audience laughing)

(Santwon) We won!

Let's go, hurry up. We won already.

Damn, I was wondering what happened to that

condom from last week.

(audience laughing) (bell dinging)

Nasty.

Hey, Nick, don't move.

Aye, this what Nick shoes came in.

(audience laughing) (bell dinging)

I got the blicky off, and I got the sticky off!

(audience cheering)

(bell dinging) (air horns)

Who won?

I gotta give it to the New School!

(audience cheering)

DDG and DC Young Fly came to play,

all the goddamn initials.

Everybody on they feet. D-Wrek, take us out.

♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪

♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪

♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪

(audience cheering)

Have some. Okay.

I just shared a snack with a snack.

(audience laughing)

♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪

♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪

(record scratches)

Atlanta, where you at?

(audience cheering)

We got DDG over there on DC Young Fly's

New School team. (audience cheering)

Y'all make some noise, for Tommy Davidson one time.

(audience cheering)

"Wild 'N Out" OG's one time.

And we bout to play an OG game.

Y'all know it. Y'all love it.

It's called Let Me Holla. (DJ D-Wrek) Holla.

(audience cheering)

So we gonna bring Parnia to the stage.

(audience cheering)

Parnia, all the way from Australia.

(laughing) Hey.

New School, wild out.

(audience cheering)

Ahh...

Alright, alright, alright.

See, baby, together we make one hell of a team.

I mean, I'll be the cornbread, you'll be the beans.

I mean, you be the peaches, I'll be the cream.

I mean, (bleep) you the yoyo,

hell, I'll be your string.

See, what I'm trying to say is,

together, baby, we are fire and we will never expire,

like Nick Cannon and Mariah.

(audience cheering)

(bell dinging)

(audience cheering)

Look, I ain't finna play no games with you

but I'm bout to play a game with you, okay?

I want you to think of a number,

and if I guess it right, we gotta have sex.

It's only fair, it's only fair.

Now, I want you to think of a number between

one and three.

(audience laughing)

It's two, ain't it? Yeah.

(audience laughing) Yeah!

(bell dinging) (audience cheering)

(Parnia laughing)

(DC) Watch this, okay?

(audience cheering)

Hi there. Hi.

They call me "Dr. Backloose".

But my friends call me "Beatyou".

"Beat yo back loose"

(bell dinging) (audience cheering)

(audience cheering)

Yo, I just got a question for you.

Do-- do you got a man? No.

You do got a goddamn man. I knew I couldn't trust you.

You ain't never claim me on IG. (bell dinging)

(audience laughing)

(audience cheering)

Yerr! (all) Yerr!

Listen, listen.

We grown, we ain't got time for no childish games.

I have this one game I want to play with you.

I wanna play Barbie with you.

Of course I'ma be Ken.

(audience laughing) (Parnia chuckles)

And you gonna be the box that I come in.

(audience) Ohh! (bell dings)

(audience cheering) Let me know.

What's good? Ohh.

Told you I'll drop my hoes for you.

(audience cheering)

(buzzer rings) (audience gasping)

What?!

Get out of here with that, man.

C'mon, bro. (audience cheering)

Have some. Okay.

(chuckling)

I just shared a snack with a snack.

(audience laughing) (bell dinging)

(audience cheering)

How you doing? How you doing? My name is DoBoy.

Since my first season on the show,

I done lost a little over 200 pounds,

you know what I'm sayin', I've been doing my thing.

(audience cheering)

I had to, like, stop eating red meat, fast food.

I had to start eating a lotta protein

and (bleep), oh, I mean vagina.

I say that to say this.

I got 20 pounds left to lose.

Can you be part of my meal plan?

(audience cheering) (bell dinging)

(audience cheering)

I didn't come up here for the chit-chat.

(audience laughing)

(bleep) it, hand it over.

(audience laughing)

(bell dinging)

(audience cheering)

(laughing)

Girl, it's so crazy. This remind me of that

Nick Cannon, Eminem beef. (audience) Ohh.

(Karlous laughing)

'Cause if I ever get the chance

I'ma beat that (bleep) up.

(bell dinging) (audience cheering)

(bell dinging)

(air horns) (audience cheering)

Y'all make some noise for Parnia one time.

(audience cheering) (Nick) She was amazing.

D-Wrek, who won?

I gotta give it to the New School.

Make some noise, y'all. (audience cheering)

Whatever, everybody on they feet.

D-Wrek, take us out, man.

♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪

♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪

♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪

♪ This is our brother ♪

♪ We use to share a bunk bed ♪

♪ But his hairline is so far up ♪

♪ You can watch Netflix on his forehead ♪

(audience laughing) (all) ♪ At the family reunion ♪

♪ Who we introducing Who we introducing ♪

♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪

♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪

Atlanta, make some noise.

(audience cheering)

You know we down south, so we all family.

Sit on down, 'cause we bout to play

a classic game it's called Family Reunion. (DJ D-Wrek) Reunion!

That's right, all the team members are in the crowd

and they are gonna introduce they relatives.

So, y'all ready to get to it?

(audience cheering)

Alright, let's get our clap on.

Let's do it, y'all.

Oh, we got some white people they visitin',

slow it down for 'em. (audience laughing)

(all) ♪ At the family reunion ♪

♪ Who we introducin' who we introducin' ♪

♪ This my cousin Ricky ♪

♪ When he walk, he hurt his knees ♪

♪ You seen him in "The Nutty Professor" ♪

♪ Goin' "Hercules!" ♪

(all) ♪ At the family reunion ♪

♪ Who we introducin' who we introducin' ♪

♪ This is my cousin ♪

♪ And I'ma tell y'all a little truth ♪

♪ He have a hard time buyin' cigarettes ♪

♪ But the (bleep) is 42, damn ♪

(all) ♪ At the family reunion ♪

♪ Who we introducin' who we introducin' ♪

♪ This is our brother ♪

♪ We used to share a bunk bed ♪

♪ But his hairline is so far up ♪

♪ You can watch Netflix on his forehead ♪

(all) ♪ At the family reunion ♪

♪ Who we introducin' who we introducin' ♪

♪ This ain't my cousin ♪

♪ But he related to somebody we know ♪

♪ With this big-ass head, this beard, and these glasses ♪

♪ He gotta be some kin to Chico ♪

(all) ♪ At the family reunion ♪

♪ Who we introducin' who we introducin' ♪

♪ This my cousin Shy ♪

♪ And she's feelin' kinda lonely ♪

♪ She got a pretty face ♪

♪ But she built like one of the homies ♪

(audience groaning, laughing)

(buzzer rings)

(all) ♪ At the family reunion ♪

♪ Who we introducin' who we introducin' ♪

♪ This my cousin Kawhi ♪

♪ And we do not want no drama ♪

♪ 'Cause any (bleep) with braids like this ♪

♪ Would shoot you, your brother, and your mama ♪

(all) ♪ At the family reunion ♪

♪ Who we introducin' ♪

♪ Who we introducin' ♪♪

(bell ringing)

(vocalizing continues)

(audience cheering)

DJ D-Wrek, who won?

I'ma give that to the New School.

Make some noise for the New School, y'all.

(audience cheering)

The game ain't over, it's all good.

Everybody on their feet. DJ D-Wrek, take us out, man.

♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪

♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪

♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪

A'ight, look, look, look, look.

♪ I done lost a couple pounds ♪

♪ I could help you with that ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm fat-fat, you are fat-fat-fat-fat ♪

Fat.

(audience laughing)

♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪

♪ Wild 'N ♪♪

Atlanta, make some noise.

(audience cheering)

Over there on Team New School

we got DDG, give it up for him.

(audience cheering) And on my team,

I got a legend, an OG,

make some noise for Tommy Davidson one time.

(audience cheering)

I think we losin', huh?

Damn, badly, too, but it don't matter.

It don't even matter 'cause, you know, I can still win

'cause it's time for the bonus round

and it's called the...

(all) Wildstyle!

Oh yeah, freestyle rappin',

but here at "Wild 'N Out," we focus on them jokes.

So you know, each punchline

is one point added to your total score,

so the game could go either way, yo.

New School step up, Old School step up.

DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.

♪♪

♪ DDG, DDG, in the place to be ♪

♪ I go by the name of N-I-C ♪

♪ But I got a K, I'm holdin' ♪

♪ Heavy and steady off the top ♪

♪ I know you from Michigan ♪

♪ But I'm a rapper like, like I'm from Texas ♪

♪ We gon' get it in ♪

♪ So I'ma just say, next time bring Eminem ♪

♪ And tell him I called, tell him he can get it ♪

♪ But right now, you my dude, so I'ma fall back with it ♪

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, listen, listen, listen.

♪ Nick claimin' that he rich but we all know he lyin' ♪

♪ (bleep), matter of fact ♪

♪ Gimme your chain, lemme check your diamonds ♪

(audience cheering) (bell rings)

(Nick) Alright, alright.

♪ He wanted to check my diamonds ♪

♪ That was cute, that was great ♪

♪ (bleep), I don't give a (bleep) ♪

♪ About these diamonds, I got real estate ♪

(audience laughing) (bell rings)

I'll teach you. I'll teach you.

(DC) Uh, uh, oh, Nick?

It's on my mind.

♪ Talkin' 'bout ♪

♪ The true school the true school ♪

♪ I rockin' with ♪

♪ The new school the new school ♪

♪ Now, look, ha, you ain't (bleep) ♪

♪ Up here with this dog bitin' outfit ♪

(audience laughing)

(imitates dog growling)

(bell rings)

Grr, (bleep), boy!

DoBoy, this is an honor.

This is definitely an honor.

♪ You was the first fat guy on the show ♪

♪ Now you here ♪

♪ I don't know what left first ♪

♪ Your weight or your career ♪

(audience gasps) ♪ But I see ya ♪

♪ Now you in that weird in-between stage ♪

♪ You built like Medea ♪

(audience laughing) (bell rings)

Okay, okay, okay.

A'ight, look, look, look, look.

♪ I done lost a couple pounds ♪

♪ I could help you with that ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm fat-fat, you are fat-fat-fat-fat ♪

(audience laughing) Fat.

(Bobb'e) Yo, hold on, DoBoy, wait, hold on.

♪ Earlier you said you lost 200 pounds ♪

♪ Please stop it, all you did was ♪

♪ Take all your favorite snacks out your pocket ♪

But I still lost it, though, I still--

Hey, yo, DJ D-Wrek. Yo, what up, man?

Cut the beat. (music stops)

(audience cheering)

Hey, yo, yeah, come here, Swag.

I know right now I'ma have your crowd mad at me.

But I'ma say this loud happily.

You look like the youngest Gross Sister

from "The Proud Family".

(audience cheering) (bell rings)

And Santwon, you know I'm droppin' you.

There ain't no stoppin' you.

Only reason why you wanna go bird watchin' 'cause

you wanna see a cockatoo.

(audience laughing) (bell rings)

DC, I got rid of your whole team in the first round.

No wonder you got on a football jersey,

but your baby mama be the first down.

(audience gasps) (bell rings)

Hold up.

This ain't what you want,

'cause they call me Uncle Elroy.

You got this tag on you 'cause you're Pinocchio

and you just wanna be a boy.

(audience laughing) Move out the way.

I ain't done with this team.

You already know what I do, come here, Chico Bean.

Move, I didn't want you either.

(laughing) (buzzer rings)

Yeah, he didn't want me

'cause he knew better than to diss me.

'Cause I show up to his girl's house like...

Did you miss me?

(audience laughing) (bell ringing)

(cheers and applause) (air horns)

I'm feelin' good about what's happenin' over here.

I'm feelin' good about the Old School.

DJ D-Wrek, tell me who won, man.

Yo, the Old School had the major comeback.

So the Old School takes it.

Make some noise for the Old School!

(audience cheering)

Where the Comedy Championship Belt?

This for you, man, it's our honor, man.

You deserve that

'cause you are truly a comedy great, comedy legend.

My OG, I love you. Thank you for being here.

What you wanna say to the people?

I just love your show.

15 don't seem like enough, am I right?

(audience cheering) Go 15 more.

You know I love you, bro.

(audience cheering)

Tommy Davidson, y'all.

I need everybody on they feet, turn your TVs up

and make some noise for my guy DDG!

(audience cheering)

♪♪

♪ Push it push it push it push it ♪

♪ Push it push it push it push it ♪

♪ Toot that -- up, shake a lil' faster ♪

♪ I can't pass up, throw a lil' cash up ♪

♪ Way too sauced up, dripping like pasta ♪

♪ Smoking like rastas, eating on lobsters ♪

♪ Pockets on swole up, money on fold up ♪

♪ Soon as I roll up, bottles on pour up ♪

♪ Haters on hold up, bricks on load up ♪

♪ Ahh! Push it! ♪

♪ Trapping like nashin', diamonds keep dancing ♪

♪ Spent a quarter million all on fashion ♪

♪ Rappers I pass 'em, I'll outlast 'em ♪

♪ My squad eatin', yeah, yeah ♪

♪ My classy, your trashy ♪

♪ My silky, your ashy ♪

♪ Got questions won't dare ask me ♪

♪ Ahh! Push it! ♪

♪ Push, push, push ♪

♪ Watch how I cook (cheah) ♪

("Wild 'N Out" theme playing)