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* WE'VE BEEN REAL STUCK
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* ALL TANGLED UP...
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* WE CAN'T SEEM TO GET UNTIED
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[***]
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MORNING!
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IT'S A GOOD MORNING.
COME ON.
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UP, UP, UP, UP, UP.
COME ON!
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* LET'S MAKE THE CHANGE
AND MAKE THIS RIGHT
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* WE SPIN OUR HEARTS
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* IN CIRCLES, IN CIRCLES
THEY GO
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* CAN'T SEEM TO STOP
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* MY HEART IS ON OVERLOAD
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* I'M READY TO GO
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* READY FOR MORE
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* IT'S GOING TO BE DIFFERENT
THAN BEFORE
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* IS IT THE AIR?
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* NOW'S THE TIME
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* THERE'S NO USE WAITING
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* WE CAN HAVE IT ALL
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* WE CAN MAKE THIS
MORE THAN SPECIAL
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* 'CAUSE THIS LOVE
IS POSSIBLE
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OKAY, HURRY UP.
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YOU'RE FAST.
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OH, WE'RE GOING
TO BE LATE.
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WE'RE OFF.
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MOM, WATCH OUT!
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[GARBAGE CAN CRASHES]
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OH! OH, OH, OH! OH, OH, OH! OH!
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ARE YOU GOING
TO PICK IT UP?
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I'M SORRY!
I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!
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MOM, YOU ARE SUCH
A BAD DRIVER.
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WELL, YOU KNOW... UH...
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IT'S STILL THERE, MOM!
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YOU'RE JUST GOING
TO LEAVE IT?
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I GOTTA GO, I'M LATE.
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I'M A BETTER DRIVER
THAN YOU ARE.
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NO, YOU'RE NOT--
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AND I ALWAYS HATED
THAT GARBAGE CAN ANYWAY.
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* LOVE IS POSSIBLE...
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OKAY, YOU DO THE LAUNDRY,
I'LL GET THE GROCERIES.
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OKAY. BYE, MOM!
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OH! SORRY!
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[COINS JINGLING]
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HEADLY ANDERSON.
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MISS MONTGOMERY'S CLASS?
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SIXTH GRADE.
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YOU'RE BODIE MILLER.
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DIDN'T YOU MOVE TO CHICAGO
AFTER SEVENTH.
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WE MOVED BACK.
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TAKE CARE.
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I'LL SEE YOU AROUND.
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HEY, BODIE!
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[SHUTTER CLICKS]
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
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HE REMEMBERED YOU
FROM SIXTH GRADE?
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-WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE NOW?
-I HAVE A PHOTO.
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HE'S SO HOT!
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AND THEN
WHAT HAPPENED?
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BODIE HELD MY HAND,
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OUR EYES LOCKED,
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AND THEN HE SAID...
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I'M REALLY GLAD
I BUMPED INTO YOU.
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AH! THIS IS
UNBELIEVABLE!
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THIS IS LIFE-CHANGING, HEADLY.
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DO YOU REALIZE THAT?
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I DO. BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT?
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IT MADE ME DETERMINED
TO CARRY OUT MY PLAN.
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WHAT PLAN?
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THE PLAN FOR MY MOM.
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YOUR MOTHER!
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HELLO, WHAT DOES YOUR MOTHER
HAVE TO DO WITH BODIE MILLER?
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WHEN BODIE HELD MY HAND,
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IT WAS LIKE
NOTHING IN THE WORLD MATTERED.
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EVERYTHING JUST FADED
INTO THE BACKGROUND
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AND WAS TOTALLY
UNIMPORTANT.
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YEAH?
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SO, THAT'S WHAT MY MOM NEEDS!
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SO SHE CAN STOP
CONCENTRATING SO MUCH ON ME.
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SHE NEEDS TO FALL IN LOVE.
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ANY PLANS
FOR TONIGHT?
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WELL, STUDENT GOVERNMENT
HAS A MEETING,
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BUT PUBLICITY
DOESN'T HAVE TO GO.
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WELL, LOU GAVE ME
A GIFT CERTIFICATE
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FOR A REALLY FANCY
FRENCH RESTAURANT
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SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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WE GO TONIGHT?
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JUST YOU AND ME?
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CANDLELIGHT DINNER FOR TWO?
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I HEAR THE CREPES
ARE AMAZING.
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YOU CAN PUT AS MUCH SYRUP
AS YOU WANT ON 'EM.
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MM!
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OKAY, GREAT.
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WELL, I HAVE TO DO
PAYROLL TONIGHT,
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SO I'LL BE HOME BY 7:00,
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AND I'LL MAKE A RESERVATION
FOR 8:00, OKAY?
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OKAY.
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[BEEPS PHONE ON]
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WELL, IT'S OFFICIAL.
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NOT ONLY ARE MY MOM AND I BFFs,
BUT WE'RE NOW GOING STEADY.
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IF SHE KEEPS THIS UP,
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SHE'S GOING TO WANT TO GO
TO COLLEGE WITH ME.
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TIME TO SIGN HER UP
FOR CUPID'S HELPER.
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A DATING SITE?
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DEFINITELY.
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WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO
IF SOMEONE ACTUALLY REPLIES?
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CONNECT THEM,
OF COURSE.
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I'VE SET A GOAL.
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I WANT MY MOTHER
IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE
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BY SUMMER.
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SUMMER. OKAY.
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THIS IS WHAT
I WAS THINKING OF
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FOR CUPID'S HELPER.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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I HAVE MY DOUBTS.
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ABOUT WHAT?
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AN IRIS?
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YEAH, THAT'S MY MOTHER'S
FAVOURITE FLOWER.
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WHAT IF THE GUY DOESN'T
KNOW WHAT AN IRIS IS?
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IF HE DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT AN IRIS IS,
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THEN I DON'T WANT HIM
DATING MY MOM.
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AND SOMETHING PURPLE?
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ISN'T THAT GOING TO BE
A STRETCH FOR MOST MEN?
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EXACTLY.
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I WANT A GUY WHO'S WILLING TO GO
THAT EXTRA MILE.
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-HI, GUYS!
-HEY.
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HEADLY, HERE COMES BODIE.
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I HEARD HE PLAYED
VARSITY FOOTBALL
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AT HIS OLD SCHOOL
AS A FRESHMAN.
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WOW.
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THAT WAS LIKE CHEMICAL.
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-I THOUGHT HE MOVED AWAY.
-HE MOVED BACK--
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AND HE'S GOT
THE HOTS FOR HEADLY.
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I AM LATE
FOR MUSIC CLASS.
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LATER.
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THANKS FOR STOPPING BY.
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HEY.
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HEY, LOU,
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GUESS WHO JUST GOT BACK
FROM THE BANK
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AND GOT US A LOAN
TO FIX UP
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THIS KITCHEN?
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I BET YOU'RE GLAD
WE'RE PARTNERS!
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LOOKS LIKE
WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT WORK.
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YES!
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YOU GUYS BETTER
MAKE IT WORK.
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IF I LOSE THIS JOB,
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I'LL BE SLEEPING
IN THE STREETS,
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GAGGING ON THE FOOD
I DRAG OUT OF THE BIN,
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AND WATCHING MY TEETH FALL OUT
ONE BY ONE.
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BUT NO PRESSURE.
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NO.
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BY THE WAY,
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WHEN YOU GO OUT WITH CHUCK,
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I SUGGEST
YOU TAKE THAT OFF.
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NOTED.
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WELL, LOOK WHO'S HERE,
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OUR REASON FOR BEING.
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YEAH, YOUR LEGS HAVE GROWN
TWO INCHES SINCE YESTERDAY.
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YOU STOP THAT.
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-HI, HONEY.
-HI!
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YOU HUNGRY?
NAME IT, I'LL COOK IT.
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OH, NO, I'M OKAY.
THANKS, THOUGH.
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SUIT YOURSELF.
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SO, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING
ON SUNDAY NIGHT?
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MOM, YOU HAVE A DATE
WITH CHUCK?
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OH.
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YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK
I'M GONNA GO.
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I JUST DON'T FEEL--
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TIME SOMEONE ELSE TREATED YOU
TO AN EVENING OUT.
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THAT'S RIGHT,
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MAKE SURE HE PICKS UP
THE ENTIRE BILL.
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AND DRESS UP A LITTLE.
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MAKE AN IMPRESSION.
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[CHUCKLING]
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IN THE INTEREST OF COOPERATION,
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AND SO THAT YOU TWO--
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NO, YOU THREE--
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DO NOT GANG UP ON ME,
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I WILL GO.
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HIGH FIVE.
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[LAUGHING]
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HEY, LOU,
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THANKS FOR
SETTING ME UP.
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JUST GO,
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AND HAVE A NICE TIME.
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OH, MY GOSH.
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[LAUGHING]
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[HEADLY SINGING]
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* ...ISN'T EASY
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* AND FORGETTING'S HARD TO DO
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* SECOND CHANCES ARE...
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* YOU DON'T WANT TO HANG ON
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* BUT YOU DON'T WANT
TO FORGET, BECAUSE...
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* YOU DON'T WANT TO HANG ON
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* BUT YOU DON'T WANT
TO FORGET, BECAUSE...
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BECAUSE SOME THINGS JUST SUCK.
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[***]
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OH, SORRY.
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MY BAD.
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HEY.
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HI.
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BEEN TO THE LAUNDROMAT LATELY?
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OH, WE GOT OUR WASHER FIXED,
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SO NOW WE CAN DO LAUNDRY
AT HOME.
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THAT WAS THE STUPIDEST QUESTION
I'VE DEFINITELY ASKED ANYONE
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IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
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[LAUGHS]
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AND MY ANSWER WAS TOTALLY LAME.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT
BRILLIANT CONVERSATIONALISTS
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WE ARE.
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YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD
GET TOGETHER SOMETIME,
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AMAZE EACH OTHER
WITH OUR BRILLIANCE.
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YEAH.
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WE SHOULD.
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YEAH.
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UNTIL THEN.
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COOL.
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[SIGHS]
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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MOM, HE'S HERE,
AND HE'S EARLY!
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OKAY, I'LL BE
RIGHT DOWN!
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HI.
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HI, I'M CHUCK.
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I'M HEADLY.
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NICE TO MEET YOU, LESLIE.
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OH, SORRY, IT'S ACTUALLY HEADLY.
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NICE NAME.
[CHUCKLES]
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THANKS.
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HI.
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CHUCK, UM, I'M RENE.
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RENE, PLEASED TO MEET YOU.
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THANK YOU.
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WOW.
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HONEY, COULD YOU PUT THESE
IN A VASE?
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OH, YEAH, OF COURSE.
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OKAY.
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WELL, YOU TWO,
HAVE FUN.
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[***]
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* IF YOU COULD FEEL
THE WAY I FEEL
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* YOU WOULDN'T BE AFRAID
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* YOU'D SEE HOW GOOD IT FEELS
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* TO HAVE SOMEONE
TO TAKE YOUR BREATH AWAY...
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INSPIRE ME, KYLEE.
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[***]
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THANK YOU, CHUCK.
DINNER WAS GREAT.
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I HAD A GREAT TIME.
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HMM!
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YOU KNOW, I AM SO EXHAUSTED.
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I HAD SUCH A LONG WEEK.
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SO...
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GOOD NIGHT.
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WHEN CAN I
SEE YOU AGAIN?
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OH, UH...
254
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,842
I'M-I'M SO BUSY.
255
00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:16,209
IT COULD BE MONTHS.
256
00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:18,078
THAT'S OKAY.
257
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,548
UM...
258
00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:22,816
I'M GOING TO CLOSE THE DOOR NOW.
259
00:11:24,651 --> 00:11:25,919
GOOD NIGHT!
260
00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:27,855
GOOD NIGHT, CHUCK!
261
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,474
YOU CAN STOP PRETENDING.
262
00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:49,977
I KNOW YOU'RE AWAKE.
263
00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:58,919
HE LOOKED SO MUCH BETTER
FROM A DISTANCE.
264
00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:02,022
THE LARGER THE DISTANCE
BETWEEN US, THE BETTER.
265
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:05,158
I WOULD HAVE HAD
SO MUCH MORE FUN
266
00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:09,096
JUST GOING OUT TO DINNER
WITH YOU.
267
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:11,965
SO, WHAT HAVE YOU DECIDED ABOUT
BARRY'S OFFICE PARTY?
268
00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:15,568
DEFINITELY NOT GOING.
269
00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:16,837
IT MIGHT BE FUN!
270
00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:18,005
HONEY, I LIKE HIM
271
00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:20,240
WHEN HE'S ORDERING
HIS BRISKET, HEADLY!
272
00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:21,074
THAT'S IT.
273
00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:22,142
BUT, MOM, MAYBE IF YOU WOULD
274
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:23,076
GET TO KNOW HIM--
275
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:24,778
STOP
276
00:12:24,812 --> 00:12:26,880
PLEASE, JUST STOP, HEADLY.
277
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:32,019
[SIGHS]
278
00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:38,025
I... I FOUND
THE LOVE OF MY LIFE ONCE.
279
00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:42,362
IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN.
280
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:52,472
[HEADLY]: HERE WE GO.
281
00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:55,208
OKAY, AND WOULD YOU SAY
THAT MY MOM'S PERSONALITY
282
00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:57,077
IS QUIRKY OR PERKY?
283
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,912
ARE THOSE YOUR
ONLY TWO CHOICES?
284
00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:01,081
NO, I CAN SAY
WHATEVER I WANT.
285
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,616
IF YOU WANT A LOT OF
RESPONSES, SAY "SEXY."
286
00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:05,185
WILLIS!
287
00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:07,420
AND I WANT QUALITY,
NOT QUANTITY.
288
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:11,391
OKAY, "QUIRKY..."
289
00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:12,392
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO
290
00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:13,793
WHEN YOUR MOTHER GETS
THE BILL FOR ALL THIS?
291
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:15,295
I'M GOING TO SAY,
292
00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:17,564
"HERE'S THE 200 I SAVED
FROM BABY-SITTING.
293
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:18,665
"NO NEED TO THANK ME
294
00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:20,433
FOR TURNING
YOUR LIFE AROUND."
295
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:23,103
WHAT? NO!
296
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,405
HER CREDIT CARD
WAS REJECTED.
297
00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:28,008
WE DID ALL THIS
FOR NOTHING.
298
00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:30,077
YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS IS NOT
GOING TO STOP ME!
299
00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:33,613
WE'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO
MAKE OUR OWN DATING SERVICE.
300
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,082
"WE?"
301
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:36,049
YUP.
302
00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:42,822
OKAY, SO, NOW, CLASS,
WE ARE GOING TO REVIEW
303
00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:44,858
LAST WEEK'S
CREATIVE WRITING ASSIGNMENT.
304
00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:46,826
"SUM UP MY LIFE
IN TWO WORDS."
305
00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:49,396
WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST?
306
00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:53,666
HOW ABOUT YOU, HEADLY?
307
00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:55,235
WE ALWAYS ENJOY YOUR WRITING.
308
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,405
-OKAY.
-OKAY.
309
00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:05,312
IF I WERE TO SUM UP MY LIFE
IN TWO WORDS,
310
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,280
IT WOULD BE "BAD LUCK."
311
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:09,849
FIRST BAD LUCK
WAS THE NIGHT I WAS BORN.
312
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:10,951
WE LIVED IN FLORIDA THEN,
313
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,352
AND THERE WAS A HURRICANE.
314
00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:14,387
MY DAD DROVE OFF
THE SIDE OF THE ROAD
315
00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:15,255
INTO A DITCH,
316
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:17,057
RESULTING IN
AN OFF-DUTY POLICEMAN
317
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:18,992
HAVING TO DELIVER ME.
318
00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:21,628
SECOND PIECE OF BAD LUCK WAS,
319
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:22,795
THAT OFFICER'S LAST NAME
WAS "HEADLY."
320
00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:25,165
[CLASS CHUCKLING]
321
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,733
BUT AT LEAST THEY DIDN'T
GIVE ME HIS FIRST NAME,
322
00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:28,835
WHICH WAS "ELMER."
323
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,203
ONE GOOD THING--
324
00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:32,772
ACTUALLY, PROBABLY
THE ONLY GOOD THING
325
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:35,242
ABOUT HAVING
A HORRIBLE FIRST NAME
326
00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:37,177
IS THAT IT MAKES YOU
SYMPATHETIC TO OTHER PEOPLE
327
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,712
WHO ALSO HAVE
HORRIBLE FIRST NAMES,
328
00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,581
SUCH AS, SAY...
329
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:43,183
"WILLIS."
330
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,618
[LAUGHTER]
331
00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:48,088
THE THIRD PIECE OF BAD LUCK
WAS, WHEN I WAS FOUR,
332
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:50,423
MY MOTHER'S YOUNGER BROTHER
GOT DRUNK, STOLE A CAR,
333
00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:52,792
AND CRASHED INTO
A GROCERY STORE WALL.
334
00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:54,127
NO ONE WAS HURT.
335
00:14:54,161 --> 00:14:56,429
BUT THE WORST LUCK OF MY LIFE
336
00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:57,830
WAS FIVE YEARS AGO
337
00:14:57,864 --> 00:15:00,867
WHEN MY DAD DIED.
338
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,936
UH, HE WAS HIT BY A BUS
339
00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:06,406
AND DIED IN THE AMBULANCE
ON THE WAY TO THE HOSPITAL.
340
00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:08,608
SO NOW NOT ONLY DO I NOT
GET TO BE WITH MY AWESOME DAD,
341
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,143
BUT AS AN EXTRA BONUS,
342
00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:14,647
I'M ALSO THE CENTRE
OF MY MOTHER'S UNIVERSE.
343
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:15,615
I MEAN, DON'T GET ME WRONG,
344
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,017
IT'S REALLY NICE
345
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,086
BEING THE CENTRE
OF SOMEONE'S UNIVERSE,
346
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,388
BUT WHEN THAT PERSON'S YOUR MOM,
347
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:22,689
IT REALLY INTERFERES WITH
YOUR LOVE LIFE.
348
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:26,459
[APPLAUSE]
349
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,130
[BELL RINGS]
350
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:32,199
[TEACHER]: ALL RIGHT,
351
00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:34,634
I WILL SEE
YOU ALL TOMORROW.
352
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:39,239
OKAY.
353
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,807
I'VE BEEN GIVING IT
A LOT OF THOUGHT
354
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,509
AND THIS IS WHAT I THINK
WE SHOULD DO.
355
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:43,610
FOR PLAN B?
356
00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:46,079
YES. OUR VERY OWN VERSION
OF CUPID'S HELPER.
357
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,247
WE'LL MEET IN THE PARK.
358
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,648
I'VE SEEN A LOT OF
ELIGIBLE-LOOKING GUYS
359
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:49,849
WALKING THEIR DOGS THERE.
360
00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:51,318
I'LL APPROACH
THE PROMISING ONES,
361
00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:52,852
AND TELL THEM THAT
WE'RE DOING A SCHOOL REPORT
362
00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,087
ON DOG LOVERS,
363
00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:55,555
AND THAT I JUST NEED
A LITTLE INFORMATION.
364
00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:56,523
BEFORE THEY KNOW
WHAT HIT THEM,
365
00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:58,791
I'LL HAVE THEIR NAMES
AND EMAIL ADDRESSES.
366
00:15:58,825 --> 00:15:59,759
WE'LL BE SET.
367
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:00,960
THIS SHOULD BE INTERESTING.
368
00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:04,164
I'LL MEET YOU IN THE PARK
IN AN HOUR.
369
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:05,232
BYE.
370
00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:08,168
HEY, HEADLY!
371
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:09,569
HEY.
372
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:11,271
CATCH!
373
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:17,277
[GIGGLES]
374
00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:21,414
I SAW THAT.
375
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,017
[SQUEALS]
376
00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:25,752
[LAUGHING]
377
00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:34,461
OKAY, TIME TO FIND
MY MOM A HUSBAND.
378
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:41,734
HERE I GO.
379
00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:45,305
EXCUSE ME,
380
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,774
HI. DO YOU MIND
IF I ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS?
381
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:48,775
YEAH, SURE.
382
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:50,677
ALL RIGHT, SO,
YOU HAVE A DOG.
383
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,011
[MAN]:
I DO, YEAH.
384
00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:53,846
[HEADLY]:
DO YOU HAVE ANY KIDS?
385
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,048
THAT WENT WELL.
386
00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:58,185
AND ONE DOWN,
ONE MORE TO GO.
387
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:08,395
EXCUSE ME. HI.
388
00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:09,896
DO YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU
A COUPLE QUESTIONS
389
00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:11,931
FOR A SCHOOL REPORT?
390
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:13,966
UH, YEAH, SURE.
391
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:14,867
ALL RIGHT, THANKS.
392
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:17,070
UH, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
393
00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:18,138
MY NAME'S SCOTT.
394
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,207
SCOTT. NICE TO MEET YOU.
I'M HEADLY.
395
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,874
-HEADLY.
-NICE TO MEET YOU, SCOTT.
396
00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:22,742
YOU TOO.
397
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:23,776
ALL RIGHT,
398
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,145
DO YOU HAVE ANY KIDS?
399
00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:26,479
-NO. NO KIDS.
-NO?
400
00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:28,548
ALL RIGHT, ARE YOU
IN A RELATIONSHIP CURRENTLY?
401
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,483
UH, NO.
402
00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:33,720
THOUGH I DO HAVE
MY TRUSTY COMPANION HERE.
403
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:34,654
[LAUGHS]
404
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:38,958
ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU.
405
00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:40,760
IT WAS VERY NICE
TO MEET YOU.
406
00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:46,499
ALL RIGHT.
407
00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:47,534
WELL?
408
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,136
OKAY, SO GUY #1, ERIC.
409
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:50,437
OWNS A GYM.
410
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,305
JUST BROKE OFF AN ENGAGEMENT,
SO THAT'S IFFY.
411
00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:54,107
BUT HE SEEMS LIKE
A NICE GUY.
412
00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:55,775
AND GUY #2 IS SCOTT.
413
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,277
HE'S SINGLE.
DIVORCED, NO KIDS.
414
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:59,179
LOVES DOGS, WANTS CHILDREN
IN THE FUTURE.
415
00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:00,513
A LANDSCAPE ARCHITECT.
416
00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:03,816
AND NOT IN A SERIOUS
RELATIONSHIP AT THE MOMENT.
417
00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:07,354
EXCEPT I WANT TO DO
ONE MORE.
418
00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:08,788
HELLO.
419
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:09,789
1:00.
420
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,726
BUT HE HAS A KID.
421
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,962
SO DOES MY MOM.
422
00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:17,330
MAYBE HE'S DIVORCED.
423
00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:18,698
MIDDLE OF THE AFTERNOON?
424
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:19,732
YEAH, MOST LIKELY
A MR. MOM.
425
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,100
WE SHALL SOON SEE.
426
00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:26,739
HI! EXCUSE ME,
427
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:29,409
DO YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU
A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS
428
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:30,610
FOR A SOCIAL STUDIES ASSIGNMENT?
429
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:31,978
UH...
430
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:33,813
IT'S ABOUT HOW MEN
ARE MORE INVOLVED
431
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:35,081
WITH CHILD-REARING
THESE DAYS.
432
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,083
-IT WILL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE.
-OKAY.
433
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,951
SO, HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU HAVE?
434
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:40,387
JUST THE ONE.
435
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:43,923
ALL RIGHT,
436
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,193
AND APPROXIMATELY
HOW MANY HOURS A DAY
437
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:48,161
WOULD YOU SAY THAT
YOU SPEND WITH HIM?
438
00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:49,196
ALL THE TIME,
439
00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:50,930
EXCEPT WHEN HE'S AT SCHOOL.
440
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,031
OKAY.
441
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:53,666
THAT'S QUITE A LOT
FOR A DAD.
442
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,502
AND HOW MANY HOURS A DAY
WOULD YOU SAY
443
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:57,204
THAT YOUR WIFE
SPENDS WITH HIM?
444
00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:58,338
UH, CONNOR!
445
00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:02,342
WHY DON'T YOU GO PLAY
ON THE BIKE FOR A BIT?
446
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:04,944
MY WIFE PASSED AWAY
447
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,546
THREE YEARS AGO.
448
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:07,647
I'M SORRY.
449
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:08,615
IT'S OKAY.
450
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,149
MY DAD PASSED AWAY
WHEN I WAS 10.
451
00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:13,986
WELL, NOW IT'S MY TURN
TO BE SORRY.
452
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:15,522
THANK YOU.
453
00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,490
ANYWAYS, I SHOULD
PROBABLY GET GOING,
454
00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:18,691
BUT IT WAS NICE
TO MEET YOU.
455
00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:20,159
-IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU.
-I'M HEADLY.
456
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:21,694
HI, HEADLY. I'M ANDREW.
457
00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:22,629
ANDREW,
NICE TO MEET YOU.
458
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:23,930
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
459
00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:25,265
IT WAS MY PLEASURE.
THANK YOU!
460
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:26,366
YOU HAVE A NICE DAY.
461
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:31,438
WE TOTALLY BONDED.
462
00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:34,874
[WILLIS]:
I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THIS.
463
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:36,209
AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR MOM?
464
00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:37,310
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO
CONVINCE HER?
465
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:38,311
[HEADLY]: RELAX, WILLIS.
466
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,580
I HAVE IT ALL UNDER CONTROL.
467
00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:42,515
HEY, MOM...
468
00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:44,016
WILLIS HAS THIS THING
FOR SCHOOL.
469
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:45,352
CAN YOU HELP HIM?
470
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:47,254
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
471
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:49,722
WELL, HE HAS TO DO A VIDEO
INTERVIEWING AN ADULT.
472
00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:50,990
KIND OF LIKE
473
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,259
A PSYCHOLOGICAL
PROFILE ON SOMEONE.
474
00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:53,993
A PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE?
475
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,428
WHY ME?
476
00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:57,397
WELL, IT CAN'T BE ANYONE
FROM HIS OWN FAMILY.
477
00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:58,665
IT HAS TO BE SOMEONE ELSE.
478
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,534
SO... CAN HE COME OVER LATER
AND FILM IT?
479
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:03,903
I DON'T THINK
I'M THE RIGHT PERSON.
480
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:06,306
RIGHT PERSON?
481
00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:09,976
MOM, YOU'RE EXACTLY
THE RIGHT PERSON, YOU KNOW?
482
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:11,544
HE NEEDS SOMEONE
WHO'S NOT PERFECT,
483
00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:13,280
WHO'S TOO BUSY
TO STOP AND SMELL THE ROSES,
484
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:15,282
AND NEGLECTS THEMSELVES
MOST OF THE TIME.
485
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:16,416
THAT'S YOU.
486
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:20,353
THANK YOU
FOR THE VOTE OF CONFIDENCE
487
00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:24,023
AND STELLAR DESCRIPTION
OF MY BORING LIFE.
488
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,292
MOM, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN,
489
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:28,528
AND BESIDES, WILLIS
REALLY, REALLY NEEDS THIS.
490
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,229
PLEASE?
491
00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:31,564
IF YOU AGREE TO DO THIS,
492
00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:34,734
THEN I PROMISE TO DO THE DISHES
FOR A WHOLE WEEK.
493
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:37,169
OKAY, TWO WEEKS,
494
00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:39,339
AND YOU HAVE A DEAL.
495
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,008
OKAY, DEAL.
496
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:46,646
ALL RIGHT, SMUSH.
497
00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:47,580
OKAY, OKAY.
498
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:49,882
OKAY, LET'S BEGIN.
499
00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:52,652
WHAT DO YOU THINK
500
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:55,087
IS THE MOST IMPORTANT
QUALITY A PERSON CAN HAVE?
501
00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:57,724
UM, A SENSE OF HUMOUR.
502
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:58,991
I BELIEVE THAT CLICHE
503
00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:00,893
THAT IF YOU CAN
LAUGH AT YOURSELF,
504
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:03,596
YOU CAN GET THROUGH ANYTHING.
505
00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:05,365
AND WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO
MOST IN YOUR FREE TIME?
506
00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:06,799
ANYTHING FREE.
507
00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:08,901
[LAUGHS]
508
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,136
NO, SERIOUSLY.
509
00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:13,673
I LOVE TO JOG AND HIKE AND SWIM.
510
00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:14,841
ANYTHING OUTDOORS,
511
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:18,478
AND I THINK CIVILIZATION'S
GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT
512
00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:19,479
IS A LONG HOT SHOWER.
513
00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:21,781
OH, AND I LOVE PICNICS.
514
00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:23,350
PICNICS AT NIGHT.
515
00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:25,352
AND DO YOU LIKE CHILDREN?
516
00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:27,854
I LOVE CHILDREN.
517
00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:29,356
I LOVE CHILDREN.
518
00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:33,259
WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO
WITH THE PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE?
519
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,226
WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST CHALLENGE?
520
00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:37,196
OH, UH, TECHNOLOGY.
521
00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:38,998
YOU WERE RIGHT
ABOUT THE BACK-LIGHTING.
522
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:40,166
YOU SEE?
523
00:21:40,199 --> 00:21:42,301
I AM TECHNOLOGICALLY
CHALLENGED.
524
00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:44,504
I MEAN, IT'S RIDICULOUS.
REALLY.
525
00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:46,038
I CAN'T EVEN FIGURE OUT
HOW TO SET THE CLOCKS BACK
526
00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:48,240
FOR DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME.
527
00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:49,942
I KNOW I'M BIASED,
528
00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:51,944
BUT WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO
DATE A WOMAN LIKE THAT.
529
00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:55,915
WE WILL FIND OUT.
530
00:21:58,618 --> 00:22:00,687
DONE.
531
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:01,788
[CHUCKLES]
532
00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:06,859
[MESSAGE ALERT BEEPS]
533
00:22:06,893 --> 00:22:08,027
HI.
534
00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:09,596
MY NAME IS HEADLY,
535
00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:12,365
AND I'M THE GIRL YOU SPOKE TO
IN THE PARK THE OTHER DAY.
536
00:22:12,399 --> 00:22:14,300
I TOLD YOU THAT I WAS DOING
A SCHOOL PROJECT.
537
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:17,269
WELL, I ACTUALLY HAVE
A CONFESSION TO MAKE.
538
00:22:17,303 --> 00:22:19,038
I WASN'T DOING
A SCHOOL PROJECT.
539
00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:20,973
I WAS DOING
A PERSONAL PROJECT.
540
00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:22,341
NAMELY,
541
00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:24,411
TRYING TO FIND
A GREAT GUY FOR MY MOM.
542
00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:25,912
SO IF YOU'RE
INTERESTED,
543
00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:29,081
THEN PLEASE OPEN
THE VIDEO ATTACHMENT BELOW.
544
00:22:29,115 --> 00:22:30,216
I BELIEVE THAT CLICHE
545
00:22:30,249 --> 00:22:32,652
THAT IF YOU CAN
LAUGH AT YOURSELF,
546
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:33,886
YOU CAN GET THROUGH ANYTHING.
547
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,823
[GIGGLES]
548
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:37,757
NO, SERIOUSLY,
549
00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:40,793
I LOVE TO JOG
AND HIKE AND SWIM,
550
00:22:40,827 --> 00:22:42,562
ANYTHING OUTDOORS,
551
00:22:42,595 --> 00:22:45,832
AND I THINK CIVILIZATION'S
GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT
552
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,366
IS A LONG HOT SHOWER.
553
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:50,169
I AM TECHNOLOGICALLY
CHALLENGED.
554
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:51,771
I MEAN,
IT'S RIDICULOUS, REALLY.
555
00:22:51,804 --> 00:22:54,240
I CAN'T EVEN FIGURE OUT
HOW TO SET THE CLOCKS BACK
556
00:22:54,273 --> 00:22:55,808
FOR DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME.
557
00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:56,543
AND CARS?
558
00:22:56,576 --> 00:22:58,745
CARS AND I, THEY DON'T MIX.
559
00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:00,379
IS THAT MOMMY?
560
00:23:00,413 --> 00:23:02,882
NO, MOMMY HAD
BLACK HAIR, REMEMBER, CONNOR?
561
00:23:02,915 --> 00:23:04,484
[HEADLY]: SO, IF YOU'RE
INTERESTED IN MEETING HER,
562
00:23:04,517 --> 00:23:05,885
THEN PLEASE CONTACT MY FRIEND
563
00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:07,687
AT THE EMAIL ADDRESS
LISTED BELOW,
564
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,022
AND HE'LL EXPLAIN
HOW TO PROCEED.
565
00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:11,458
[***]
566
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:15,995
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
567
00:23:19,165 --> 00:23:20,199
YEAH?
568
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:21,501
TWO OF THEM REPLIED.
569
00:23:21,534 --> 00:23:23,035
TWO OF THEM WANT TO MEET HER!
570
00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:24,604
WILLIS, YOU ARE A GENIUS.
571
00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:27,006
I EMAILED THEM BACK
WITH THE ADDRESS OF THE BISTRO
572
00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:28,107
AND SUGGESTED TIMES.
573
00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:29,375
THAT'S AWESOME,
574
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:30,610
BUT DID YOU TELL THEM THAT
THEY HAVE TO MEET HER
575
00:23:30,643 --> 00:23:32,779
WHILE PRETENDING
THEY'RE NOT REALLY MEETING HER?
576
00:23:32,812 --> 00:23:34,481
THAT SHE CAN'T KNOW WHAT I DID?
577
00:23:34,514 --> 00:23:36,949
I EXPLAINED
EVERYTHING IN DETAIL.
578
00:23:36,983 --> 00:23:38,417
[LAUGHING] THAT'S AWESOME.
579
00:23:38,451 --> 00:23:40,419
WILLIS, YOU ARE A GENIUS.
580
00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:42,455
I WILL SEE YOU
AT SCHOOL TOMORROW.
581
00:23:42,489 --> 00:23:44,223
[BEEPS PHONE OFF]
582
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,192
[CHUCKLING]
583
00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:50,863
[SIGHS]
584
00:23:50,897 --> 00:23:51,998
TOMORROW THEN.
585
00:24:00,406 --> 00:24:01,373
HI.
586
00:24:01,407 --> 00:24:02,809
TABLE FOR ONE?
587
00:24:02,842 --> 00:24:03,810
YES.
588
00:24:03,843 --> 00:24:05,978
COME THIS WAY.
589
00:24:06,012 --> 00:24:07,980
[SIGHING PLEASANTLY]
590
00:24:08,014 --> 00:24:09,716
I THINK THIS IS FINE.
591
00:24:09,749 --> 00:24:10,550
ENJOY.
592
00:24:10,583 --> 00:24:11,651
THAT'S GREAT, THANK YOU.
593
00:24:11,684 --> 00:24:13,419
OH, UM, COULD I
ASK YOU A QUESTION?
594
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:15,154
SURE.
595
00:24:15,187 --> 00:24:18,024
DO YOU HAVE ANY...
596
00:24:18,057 --> 00:24:20,259
DIET SODA?
597
00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:21,193
OF COURSE.
598
00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:22,461
I'LL TELL YOUR WAITRESS.
599
00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:24,664
YEAH, OH, UH, WAIT.
600
00:24:24,697 --> 00:24:27,366
UM, ACTUALLY, SODA'S
NOT GOOD FOR YOU.
601
00:24:27,399 --> 00:24:30,402
IT MESSES WITH
YOUR ELECTROLYTES.
602
00:24:30,436 --> 00:24:31,704
I OWN A GYM.
603
00:24:31,738 --> 00:24:34,607
I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BE
DRINKING SODA AT ALL.
604
00:24:34,641 --> 00:24:36,843
WHAT WOULD YOU
RECOMMEND FOR ME?
605
00:24:36,876 --> 00:24:40,412
WE HAVE SOME DELICIOUS LEMONADE.
606
00:24:40,446 --> 00:24:42,582
LEMONADE, YEAH,
THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
607
00:24:42,615 --> 00:24:44,817
I'LL HAVE SOME OF YOUR LEMONADE.
608
00:24:44,851 --> 00:24:45,685
OKAY.
609
00:24:45,718 --> 00:24:48,020
SAY, UM,
DO YOU WORK OUT?
610
00:24:48,054 --> 00:24:49,756
YES...
611
00:24:49,789 --> 00:24:50,923
BECAUSE I WOULD LOVE
TO GET YOU IN THE GYM,
612
00:24:50,957 --> 00:24:53,926
YOU KNOW, TO GIVE YOU
SOME PERSONAL TRAINING.
613
00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:01,167
IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER,
614
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,636
I'D SAY
YOU HAVE AN ADMIRER.
615
00:25:06,405 --> 00:25:07,607
LEMONADE, TABLE SEVEN.
616
00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:14,046
YOU MUST HAVE
BEEN THIRSTY.
617
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:15,748
SIX GLASSES OF LEMONADE
618
00:25:15,782 --> 00:25:16,916
NOW, THAT'S A RECORD.
619
00:25:16,949 --> 00:25:18,217
[CHUCKLES] THANKS.
620
00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:19,719
DO YOU CARE
FOR ANYTHING ELSE?
621
00:25:19,752 --> 00:25:22,288
NO, NO, NO, I'LL JUST
TAKE THE BILL, SWEETHEART.
622
00:25:24,657 --> 00:25:27,193
WHEW, SIX BUCKS FOR LEMONADE.
623
00:25:27,226 --> 00:25:29,028
THAT IS...
624
00:25:29,061 --> 00:25:30,496
PRICEY LEMONADE.
625
00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:32,565
I ONLY CHARGED YOU FOR TWO.
626
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,335
[SIGHS, MUMBLING]
627
00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:38,270
THANK YOU.
628
00:25:38,304 --> 00:25:40,072
UM...
629
00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:52,919
ANOTHER CUSTOMER.
630
00:25:58,257 --> 00:25:59,358
-HI.
-HI.
631
00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:01,961
UM, TABLE FOR ONE?
632
00:26:01,994 --> 00:26:02,995
YEAH.
633
00:26:03,029 --> 00:26:04,096
THIS WAY.
634
00:26:04,130 --> 00:26:07,033
HERE YOU GO.
635
00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:08,300
MITZI?
636
00:26:09,702 --> 00:26:12,371
OH, I DON'T NEED A MENU.
637
00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:13,539
OH, WELL, THAT'S GREAT,
638
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:15,307
'CAUSE YOUR WAITRESS
IS RIGHT HERE.
639
00:26:15,341 --> 00:26:16,442
ACTUALLY,
WOULD IT BE OKAY
640
00:26:16,475 --> 00:26:19,278
IF YOU TOOK MY ORDER?
641
00:26:19,311 --> 00:26:21,681
OKAY.
642
00:26:21,714 --> 00:26:26,052
I THINK I WILL HAVE
A BOWL OF YOUR CLAM CHOWDER.
643
00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:28,621
OH, WE ONLY HAVE THAT
ON FRIDAYS.
644
00:26:28,655 --> 00:26:31,090
OH, OKAY.
WHAT ABOUT THE RIBS?
645
00:26:31,123 --> 00:26:33,960
LAST WEEK.
646
00:26:33,993 --> 00:26:38,230
I WILL HAVE YOUR
BOYSENBERRY WAFFLES, PLEASE.
647
00:26:38,264 --> 00:26:41,768
WE STOP SERVING BREAKFAST
AT 11:00, I'M REALLY SORRY.
648
00:26:41,801 --> 00:26:46,372
UH, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
TAKE A LOOK.
649
00:26:46,405 --> 00:26:51,110
OH, I, UH...
650
00:26:51,143 --> 00:26:53,612
I AM LOOKING.
651
00:27:02,221 --> 00:27:03,522
THERE'S A LOT OF
WEIRD PEOPLE
652
00:27:03,555 --> 00:27:04,791
ON THE LOOSE TODAY.
653
00:27:04,824 --> 00:27:06,392
ARE YOU WEARING SOME
NEW PERFUME OR SOMETHING?
654
00:27:06,425 --> 00:27:07,559
BECAUSE YOU'RE
ATTRACTING GUYS
655
00:27:07,593 --> 00:27:08,928
LIKE FLIES
TO ROAD KILL.
656
00:27:11,597 --> 00:27:14,767
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON.
657
00:27:16,368 --> 00:27:17,303
HI, MOM.
658
00:27:17,336 --> 00:27:18,604
HEY, HONEY,
LONG DAY AT SCHOOL?
659
00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:20,306
ACTUALLY, BAND PRACTICE.
660
00:27:20,339 --> 00:27:21,540
OH.
661
00:27:21,573 --> 00:27:23,475
SO HOW WAS
THE BISTRO TODAY?
662
00:27:23,509 --> 00:27:25,211
FINE.
663
00:27:25,244 --> 00:27:26,512
[MITZI]: IT WAS BUSY,
664
00:27:26,545 --> 00:27:28,748
BUT I HANDLED THE CROWD WITH
MY CUSTOMARY CHARM AND GRACE.
665
00:27:28,781 --> 00:27:29,949
I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE
666
00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:31,250
THAT I'M THE BEST WAITRESS
IN THIS PLACE.
667
00:27:31,283 --> 00:27:33,185
YOU'RE OUR ONLY WAITRESS.
668
00:27:33,219 --> 00:27:34,987
YOU MAKE A GOOD POINT.
669
00:27:36,255 --> 00:27:37,389
ACTUALLY,
670
00:27:37,423 --> 00:27:38,858
THERE WERE SOME REALLY
STRANGE PEOPLE HERE TODAY.
671
00:27:38,891 --> 00:27:39,926
STRANGE?
672
00:27:39,959 --> 00:27:41,127
IN WHAT WAY?
673
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,661
I DON'T KNOW,
THEY WERE JUST WEIRD.
674
00:27:42,695 --> 00:27:44,596
LOOKING AT ME FUNNY.
675
00:27:44,630 --> 00:27:45,998
OH?
676
00:27:46,032 --> 00:27:47,867
YEAH.
677
00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:48,667
WELL,
678
00:27:48,701 --> 00:27:50,602
MAYBE THEY WERE
ADMIRING YOU.
679
00:27:50,636 --> 00:27:52,138
OH, THEY WERE.
680
00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:53,706
YOUR MOTHER
WAS A MAN MAGNET TODAY.
681
00:27:53,740 --> 00:27:55,141
DROVES OF THEM COMING IN
OFF THE SIDEWALK.
682
00:27:55,174 --> 00:27:56,175
[LAUGHS]
683
00:27:56,208 --> 00:27:57,309
TWO, ACTUALLY.
684
00:27:57,343 --> 00:27:58,945
WHAT HAPPENED?
685
00:27:58,978 --> 00:28:01,613
UH, WELL, ONE OF THEM LEFT
AFTER DRINKING SIX--
686
00:28:01,647 --> 00:28:03,750
COUNT 'EM--
SIX GLASSES OF LEMONADE.
687
00:28:03,783 --> 00:28:06,719
AND THE OTHER ONE TOOK
TWO HOURS TO FINISH HIS SOUP.
688
00:28:06,753 --> 00:28:09,388
DID YOU TALK MUCH
TO EITHER OF THEM?
689
00:28:09,421 --> 00:28:12,792
SORT OF. THEY WERE ASKING
KIND OF WEIRD QUESTIONS.
690
00:28:12,825 --> 00:28:13,993
SO, WHAT'S YOUR SIGN?
691
00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:15,895
DO YOU LIKE GETAWAYS?
HOLIDAYS?
692
00:28:15,928 --> 00:28:17,063
DO YOU LIKE PAINTBALL?
693
00:28:17,096 --> 00:28:19,365
[CHUCKLING]
AS FRIENDS, OF COURSE.
694
00:28:19,398 --> 00:28:20,232
NO, I'M JUST KIDDING.
695
00:28:20,266 --> 00:28:21,333
BANG! BANG! BANG!
696
00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:23,235
YOU EVER HAD A ROOT CANAL?
697
00:28:23,269 --> 00:28:24,904
AND WHAT DID YOU SAY?
698
00:28:24,937 --> 00:28:25,938
I SAID,
699
00:28:25,972 --> 00:28:27,639
I'M TOO BUSY
DURING THE WEEK
700
00:28:27,673 --> 00:28:29,708
TO DO ANYTHING
ON MY WEEKEND NIGHTS.
701
00:28:29,742 --> 00:28:31,143
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?
702
00:28:31,177 --> 00:28:34,446
BECAUSE IT'S TRUE.
703
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,415
WELL, HOW DID YOU
END IT WITH HIM?
704
00:28:36,448 --> 00:28:37,984
WHICH ONE,
THE CHEAPSKATE?
705
00:28:38,017 --> 00:28:39,118
OR THE GORGEOUS MODEL TYPE,
706
00:28:39,151 --> 00:28:41,287
WHO COULDN'T TAKE HIS EYES
OFF YOUR MOTHER?
707
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:42,588
BOTH OF THEM.
708
00:28:42,621 --> 00:28:44,023
SHE BLEW THEM BOTH OFF.
709
00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:45,792
I MEAN, THE CHEAPSKATE,
I UNDERSTAND THAT.
710
00:28:45,825 --> 00:28:48,394
BUT THE OTHER ONE,
IF I WAS YOUR MOM--
711
00:28:48,427 --> 00:28:50,296
UH, YOU KNOW WHAT, MITZI,
LET'S JUST HOLD THAT THOUGHT.
712
00:28:50,329 --> 00:28:51,297
LET'S GO, HONEY.
713
00:28:51,330 --> 00:28:52,298
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
714
00:28:52,331 --> 00:28:53,165
IF WE'RE FAST ENOUGH,
715
00:28:53,199 --> 00:28:54,266
MAYBE I CAN CATCH UP
WITH DON JUAN.
716
00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:55,267
[LAUGHS]
717
00:28:55,301 --> 00:28:56,502
[LOU]: RENE,
718
00:28:56,535 --> 00:28:58,504
CAN I HAVE
A WORD WITH YOU?
719
00:28:58,537 --> 00:29:00,139
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, HONEY.
720
00:29:01,673 --> 00:29:04,877
[BEEPING]
721
00:29:07,379 --> 00:29:08,747
WELL, THAT WAS A TOTAL DISASTER.
722
00:29:08,781 --> 00:29:10,549
SHE BLEW THEM BOTH OFF.
723
00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:11,617
IT DIDN'T WORK?
724
00:29:11,650 --> 00:29:13,052
MISSION UNACCOMPLISHED.
725
00:29:13,085 --> 00:29:14,653
"WEIRD" IS A STRANGE
WORD TO DESCRIBE
726
00:29:14,686 --> 00:29:16,956
POTENTIAL SUITORS.
727
00:29:16,989 --> 00:29:19,158
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
728
00:29:19,191 --> 00:29:20,759
YOU NEED TO MAKE A LIFE
FOR YOURSELF, RENE.
729
00:29:20,793 --> 00:29:22,728
YOU NEED TO BE OPEN TO CHANGE.
730
00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:23,896
HEADLY NEEDS SOME SPACE.
731
00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:25,131
SHE'S A YOUNG LADY NOW.
732
00:29:25,164 --> 00:29:26,198
A TEENAGER.
733
00:29:26,232 --> 00:29:28,667
SHE'S NOT
YOUR LITTLE GIRL ANYMORE.
734
00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:30,569
HMM?
735
00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:31,737
[HEADLY]:
I GOTTA GO.
736
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:33,405
SHE'S COMING.
737
00:29:33,439 --> 00:29:34,907
TALK TO YOU LATER.
738
00:29:37,043 --> 00:29:38,110
LET'S GO.
739
00:29:38,144 --> 00:29:40,913
GOOD NIGHT, YOU GUYS!
THANKS FOR CLOSING UP!
740
00:29:40,947 --> 00:29:42,314
...AND I LOVE PICNICS--
741
00:29:42,348 --> 00:29:44,316
PICNICS AT NIGHT.
742
00:29:44,350 --> 00:29:46,819
I AM TECHNOLOGICALLY
CHALLENGED.
743
00:29:46,853 --> 00:29:48,821
I MEAN, IT'S RIDICULOUS.
REALLY.
744
00:29:48,855 --> 00:29:50,022
I CAN'T EVEN FIGURE OUT
HOW TO SET THE CLOCKS BACK
745
00:29:50,056 --> 00:29:52,758
FOR DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME.
746
00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:54,593
AND CARS...
747
00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:57,529
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
748
00:29:57,563 --> 00:30:00,499
HELLO?
749
00:30:00,532 --> 00:30:03,002
[WILLIS]: BINGO! GOOD NEWS!
750
00:30:03,035 --> 00:30:04,103
THE ONLY ONE
WE HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YET,
751
00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:06,538
ANDREW, THE ONE WITH THE KID,
752
00:30:06,572 --> 00:30:07,907
WANTS TO MEET YOUR MOM.
753
00:30:07,940 --> 00:30:09,976
THAT'S AWESOME!
754
00:30:10,009 --> 00:30:12,011
HOPEFULLY, SHE DOESN'T
SCREW THIS ONE UP, TOO.
755
00:30:12,044 --> 00:30:13,312
BUT, HEY, THIRD TIME'S
THE CHARM, RIGHT?
756
00:30:13,345 --> 00:30:14,413
[LAUGHS]
757
00:30:14,446 --> 00:30:17,383
ANYWAYS, UH, I WILL SEE YOU
TOMORROW AT SCHOOL.
758
00:30:17,416 --> 00:30:20,286
I-I WAS WONDERING...
759
00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:21,520
YEAH?
760
00:30:22,955 --> 00:30:23,923
IT'S NOTHING.
761
00:30:23,956 --> 00:30:25,424
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
762
00:30:25,457 --> 00:30:27,026
[BEEPS PHONE OFF]
763
00:30:32,231 --> 00:30:33,165
HI.
764
00:30:33,199 --> 00:30:33,900
HI.
765
00:30:33,933 --> 00:30:35,301
TABLE FOR TWO?
766
00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:36,335
UH, YEAH.
767
00:30:36,368 --> 00:30:37,469
HI, SPORT!
768
00:30:37,503 --> 00:30:38,737
HI!
769
00:30:38,770 --> 00:30:40,072
THIS WAY.
770
00:30:40,106 --> 00:30:42,474
YOU LOOK LIKE
THAT LADY ON TV!
771
00:30:42,508 --> 00:30:43,475
REALLY?
772
00:30:43,509 --> 00:30:44,410
I THINK WHAT HE MEANS IS...
773
00:30:44,443 --> 00:30:46,946
YOU LOOK LIKE
THAT WOMAN ON THE NEWS.
774
00:30:46,979 --> 00:30:48,347
SOME WOMAN...
THE LOCAL NEWS.
775
00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:49,615
[CHUCKLES]
776
00:30:49,648 --> 00:30:51,550
AND YOU LOOK LIKE
MY MOTHER.
777
00:30:51,583 --> 00:30:53,819
ACTUALLY, YOU DON'T LOOK
ANYTHING LIKE HIS MOTHER.
778
00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:55,454
MY MOM'S IN HEAVEN.
779
00:30:55,487 --> 00:30:56,588
I'M SO SORRY.
780
00:30:56,622 --> 00:30:57,689
SOMETIMES, MY SON JUST SAYS
781
00:30:57,723 --> 00:31:00,226
THE FIRST THING
THAT POPS INTO HIS HEAD.
782
00:31:00,259 --> 00:31:01,961
IT'S FINE.
783
00:31:01,994 --> 00:31:04,030
HE'S ADORABLE.
784
00:31:04,063 --> 00:31:06,765
HEY, SPORT, YOU WANT SOME STUFF
TO DRAW WITH?
785
00:31:06,798 --> 00:31:08,734
OKAY.
786
00:31:08,767 --> 00:31:10,836
I HAVE SOME THINGS
THAT KIDS LEFT.
787
00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:12,204
HERE, YOU CAN PLAY WITH THEM.
788
00:31:12,238 --> 00:31:14,840
HOW ABOUT THIS?
WHAT DO YOU THINK? NO?
789
00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:17,809
ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT
A MILLION BUCKS?
790
00:31:17,843 --> 00:31:19,245
YEAH.
791
00:31:19,278 --> 00:31:20,146
[LAUGHING]
792
00:31:22,748 --> 00:31:23,983
HERE'S A TRUCK.
793
00:31:25,851 --> 00:31:27,920
I'M GONNA DRIVE
A BIG TRUCK WHEN I GROW UP.
794
00:31:27,954 --> 00:31:29,421
MAYBE A BIG,
RED FIRE TRUCK?
795
00:31:29,455 --> 00:31:31,857
YEAH!
796
00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:33,892
PUT LOTS AND LOTS
OF FIRES OUT.
797
00:31:38,664 --> 00:31:39,966
MOM...
798
00:31:39,999 --> 00:31:41,200
WHO WAS
THE FIRST PERSON
799
00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:43,035
YOU EVER
FELL IN LOVE WITH?
800
00:31:43,069 --> 00:31:45,204
YOU KNOW THE ANSWER
TO THAT.
801
00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:47,439
WELL, LET'S JUST
PRETEND I DON'T.
802
00:31:47,473 --> 00:31:48,740
INDULGE ME.
803
00:31:48,774 --> 00:31:50,276
YOUR FATHER.
804
00:31:51,643 --> 00:31:54,913
HOW LONG DID IT TAKE FOR YOU
TO REALIZE YOU LOVED HIM
805
00:31:54,947 --> 00:31:56,682
AFTER YOU'D MET HIM?
806
00:31:56,715 --> 00:31:58,117
FOUR SECONDS.
807
00:31:58,150 --> 00:31:59,818
I THOUGHT YOU SAID
IT WAS THREE.
808
00:31:59,851 --> 00:32:01,053
[LAUGHING] OKAY!
809
00:32:01,087 --> 00:32:03,289
IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.
810
00:32:03,322 --> 00:32:04,756
THREE SECONDS.
811
00:32:04,790 --> 00:32:06,492
HOW DID YOU KNOW
THAT YOU LOVED HIM?
812
00:32:06,525 --> 00:32:08,227
[SIGHS HEAVILY]
813
00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:10,496
I DON'T KNOW,
IT WAS THE WAY HE MADE ME FEEL.
814
00:32:12,898 --> 00:32:16,635
LIKE HE REALLY UNDERSTOOD ME.
815
00:32:16,668 --> 00:32:20,906
LIKE I WAS THE MOST IMPORTANT
GIRL ON THE WHOLE PLANET.
816
00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:22,308
AND WHEN WAS THE FIRST TIME
YOU KISSED HIM?
817
00:32:26,212 --> 00:32:29,548
AFTER HE GAVE ME A FOUR-POUND
CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE FOR--
818
00:32:29,581 --> 00:32:31,984
FOR VALENTINE'S DAY.
819
00:32:32,018 --> 00:32:35,254
[LAUGHING]
820
00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:37,990
AND THEN HE SANG YOU
A SONG HE MADE FOR YOU,
821
00:32:38,024 --> 00:32:40,692
AND YOU CRIED.
822
00:32:40,726 --> 00:32:43,595
YEAH.
823
00:32:43,629 --> 00:32:45,531
TELL ME ABOUT IT.
824
00:32:45,564 --> 00:32:46,798
I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
825
00:32:46,832 --> 00:32:48,667
IT'S ANCIENT HISTORY.
826
00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:50,502
THAT'S OKAY.
827
00:32:50,536 --> 00:32:53,605
I LIKE HISTORY.
828
00:32:53,639 --> 00:32:54,640
[LAUGHING]
829
00:32:56,042 --> 00:32:58,944
SO, WHAT THE "FIRST SOMETHING"
YOU CHOSE TO WRITE ABOUT?
830
00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:00,946
MY FIRST BRA.
831
00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:01,913
UH, WHAT, REALLY?
832
00:33:01,947 --> 00:33:02,914
YOU ARE?
833
00:33:02,948 --> 00:33:03,949
I'M KIDDING, WILLIS.
834
00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:05,784
IT'S ABOUT MY FIRST TRIP
TO NEW YORK.
835
00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:06,985
OH, YEAH?
836
00:33:07,019 --> 00:33:08,554
I'M TALKING ABOUT
MY FIRST FOOTBALL GAME.
837
00:33:08,587 --> 00:33:09,688
I WAS THE QUARTERBACK.
838
00:33:09,721 --> 00:33:11,423
63 TO 0.
839
00:33:11,457 --> 00:33:12,991
TOTAL SLAUGHTER.
840
00:33:14,093 --> 00:33:15,461
OKAY, CLASS,
SORRY I'M LATE.
841
00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:17,696
LET'S GET FOCUSSED
ON TODAY'S LESSON.
842
00:33:17,729 --> 00:33:21,400
WHO WANTS TO READ FIRST?
843
00:33:21,433 --> 00:33:23,202
[STUDENTS CHANTING]
HEADLY! HEADLY! HEADLY!
844
00:33:23,235 --> 00:33:29,141
HEADLY! HEADLY! HEADLY!
HEADLY!
845
00:33:30,309 --> 00:33:33,412
I HAVE CHOSEN
TO WRITE ABOUT MY FIRST...
846
00:33:33,445 --> 00:33:34,713
REAL KISS.
847
00:33:34,746 --> 00:33:37,383
[ALL CHEERING]
848
00:33:37,416 --> 00:33:39,718
THIS IS GOING TO BE
APPROPRIATE, ISN'T IT, HEADLY?
849
00:33:39,751 --> 00:33:41,553
OH, COMPLETELY, MRS. DONNELY.
850
00:33:41,587 --> 00:33:42,821
ALL RIGHT.
851
00:33:42,854 --> 00:33:47,493
NOW, UNFORTUNATELY, MY FIRST
REAL KISS HASN'T HAPPENED YET.
852
00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:48,960
[ALL MOAN IN SYMPATHY]
853
00:33:48,994 --> 00:33:50,629
THAT'S ENOUGH, CLASS.
854
00:33:50,662 --> 00:33:53,399
I MEAN, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT
REGULAR KISSES.
855
00:33:53,432 --> 00:33:54,366
I'VE HAD THOSE.
856
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:56,335
AND YES...
857
00:33:56,368 --> 00:33:59,805
MY BRACES HAVE GOTTEN CAUGHT
ON SOMEONE ELSE'S BRACES.
858
00:33:59,838 --> 00:34:02,108
[LAUGHTER]
859
00:34:02,141 --> 00:34:03,809
BUT NEVER THE REAL THING.
860
00:34:03,842 --> 00:34:05,477
NEVER
THE "KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF,"
861
00:34:05,511 --> 00:34:08,013
"MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN"
KIND OF KISS.
862
00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:09,881
THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT.
863
00:34:09,915 --> 00:34:11,617
EVER SINCE LADY'S LIPS
MET TRAMP'S
864
00:34:11,650 --> 00:34:13,952
OVER A PLATE OF SPAGHETTI
IN THE MIDDLE OF A NOODLE,
865
00:34:13,985 --> 00:34:16,255
I'VE WANTED
WHAT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED
866
00:34:16,288 --> 00:34:19,825
AS A REAL, MEANINGFUL KISS.
867
00:34:19,858 --> 00:34:22,428
MAYBE BODIE
CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT?
868
00:34:22,461 --> 00:34:23,462
[LAUGHTER]
869
00:34:23,495 --> 00:34:24,496
BUT RECENTLY,
870
00:34:24,530 --> 00:34:25,531
I HAVE REALIZED
871
00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:28,234
THAT, IN ORDER TO HAVE
A MEANINGFUL KISS,
872
00:34:28,267 --> 00:34:31,170
I FIRST NEED TO HAVE
A MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIP,
873
00:34:31,203 --> 00:34:33,205
AND IN ORDER TO HAVE
A MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIP,
874
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:35,006
I NEED TO GET TO KNOW SOMEONE.
875
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:36,742
WHAT ABOUT WILLIS?
876
00:34:36,775 --> 00:34:37,743
[LAUGHTER]
877
00:34:39,245 --> 00:34:40,446
TO GET TO KNOW SOMEONE,
878
00:34:40,479 --> 00:34:45,117
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO DO
SOME SERIOUS FLIRTING.
879
00:34:45,151 --> 00:34:46,718
LET'S GET STARTED
RIGHT NOW.
880
00:34:46,752 --> 00:34:47,686
[LAUGHTER]
881
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:49,321
GIVE IT UP, WAYNE.
882
00:34:49,355 --> 00:34:51,857
SO, BECAUSE THE SAGA
OF MY FIRST REAL KISS
883
00:34:51,890 --> 00:34:54,092
IS STILL A TWINKLE
IN SOME GUY'S EYE,
884
00:34:54,126 --> 00:34:58,897
I HEREBY VOW
TO ACHIEVE MY GOAL BY SUMMER.
885
00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:02,668
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
886
00:35:02,701 --> 00:35:04,136
FORGET SUMMER,
887
00:35:04,170 --> 00:35:05,871
I THINK THAT KISS
IS GOING TO HAPPEN
888
00:35:05,904 --> 00:35:07,573
WITHIN A WEEK.
889
00:35:07,606 --> 00:35:09,341
YOU'RE HOT, GIRL.
890
00:35:10,976 --> 00:35:12,944
OKAY, THANKS TO HEADLY
FOR GOING FIRST.
891
00:35:12,978 --> 00:35:15,381
WE NEED ANOTHER
VOLUNTEER.
892
00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:21,052
HEY, GUYS, CAN I
GET YOU ANYTHING ELSE?
893
00:35:21,086 --> 00:35:23,222
COULD I GET YOUR...
894
00:35:25,090 --> 00:35:26,258
UH...
895
00:35:26,292 --> 00:35:28,560
UH, THE BILL, PLEASE.
896
00:35:28,594 --> 00:35:30,296
SURE.
897
00:35:36,202 --> 00:35:38,470
WHOO-HOO!
898
00:35:38,504 --> 00:35:40,239
SPARKS WERE FLYING
ALL AROUND OUT THERE!
899
00:35:40,272 --> 00:35:41,607
I WAS AFRAID THEY'D IGNITE
900
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,008
AND BURN THE BISTRO
TO THE GROUND.
901
00:35:43,041 --> 00:35:44,743
THEN WE'D ALL BE
IN DEEP TROUBLE,
902
00:35:44,776 --> 00:35:45,744
BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE
903
00:35:45,777 --> 00:35:46,945
YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE
ENOUGH FIRE INSURANCE.
904
00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:48,647
HE WANTS HIS BILL.
905
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,081
OH, SURE.
906
00:35:50,115 --> 00:35:52,618
NO, NO, I'LL DO IT.
907
00:35:56,255 --> 00:35:57,823
HERE YOU GO.
908
00:35:57,856 --> 00:35:58,757
THANK YOU.
909
00:35:59,925 --> 00:36:01,227
UM... THE FOOD WAS GREAT.
910
00:36:01,260 --> 00:36:03,094
AND THE SERVICE,
911
00:36:03,128 --> 00:36:05,764
WELL, I THINK
I'LL HAVE TO COME BACK
912
00:36:05,797 --> 00:36:06,898
TO MAKE THAT DECISION.
913
00:36:06,932 --> 00:36:08,900
THAT WOULD BE NICE.
914
00:36:10,135 --> 00:36:12,771
THANKS FOR BEING PATIENT
WITH CONNOR AND ME.
915
00:36:12,804 --> 00:36:14,940
OH, THAT'S NOTHING.
916
00:36:14,973 --> 00:36:16,808
OH, HEY, I'M RENE.
917
00:36:16,842 --> 00:36:17,743
I'M ANDREW.
918
00:36:19,044 --> 00:36:20,346
DO YOU LIVE NEARBY?
919
00:36:20,379 --> 00:36:22,514
YES, I LIVE ON
THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PARK,
920
00:36:22,548 --> 00:36:23,382
ON WILLOW DRIVE.
921
00:36:23,415 --> 00:36:24,783
[HEADLY STRUMS HER GUITAR]
922
00:36:29,221 --> 00:36:31,156
YOU KNOW WHAT,
HEADLY!
923
00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:34,393
I THINK WE SHOULD
STOP TAKING ZUMBA LESSONS!
924
00:36:34,426 --> 00:36:37,128
LEAVE OUR
FRIDAY NIGHTS OPEN
925
00:36:37,162 --> 00:36:39,265
FOR SOCIAL EVENTS.
926
00:36:39,298 --> 00:36:41,867
WHAT SOCIAL EVENTS?
927
00:36:41,900 --> 00:36:42,968
THE ONES WE'LL HAVE
928
00:36:43,001 --> 00:36:44,536
WHEN WE'RE NOT TAKING
ZUMBA CLASSES?
929
00:36:45,971 --> 00:36:48,607
ANYTHING INTERESTING HAPPEN
AT THE BISTRO TODAY?
930
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:50,809
NO...
931
00:36:50,842 --> 00:36:52,578
NOTHING?
932
00:36:52,611 --> 00:36:54,313
NOTHING AT ALL?
933
00:36:55,481 --> 00:36:57,883
NO...
934
00:36:57,916 --> 00:37:01,753
I THINK I'LL JUST
TURN IN EARLY TONIGHT, OKAY?
935
00:37:01,787 --> 00:37:02,654
ALL RIGHT.
936
00:37:03,922 --> 00:37:05,591
WELL, GOOD NIGHT, MOM.
937
00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:12,398
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
938
00:37:13,532 --> 00:37:14,566
HELLO?
939
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:17,068
WILLIS, SOMETHING WEIRD
IS UP WITH MY MOM.
940
00:37:17,102 --> 00:37:18,704
LIKE HER DAUGHTER
SETTING HER UP
941
00:37:18,737 --> 00:37:20,306
ON SECRET BLIND DATES?
942
00:37:20,339 --> 00:37:22,774
NO. NO, I REALLY THINK
SHE AND ANDREW
943
00:37:22,808 --> 00:37:24,009
ARE HITTING IT OFF.
944
00:37:24,042 --> 00:37:25,411
YOU KNOW, SHE SEEMS HAPPIER.
945
00:37:25,444 --> 00:37:26,812
AND YOU KNOW WHAT,
946
00:37:26,845 --> 00:37:28,280
IT'S NOT EASY MAKING
LOVE CONNECTIONS, WILLIS, OKAY?
947
00:37:28,314 --> 00:37:31,417
YEAH, I KNOW.
948
00:37:32,618 --> 00:37:35,186
ANYWAY, I WANT TO TRY
AND FINISH THIS SONG TONIGHT,
949
00:37:35,220 --> 00:37:36,755
BUT I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
950
00:37:36,788 --> 00:37:38,490
OKAY. BYE.
951
00:37:38,524 --> 00:37:39,891
LATER.
952
00:37:51,036 --> 00:37:52,338
HI.
953
00:37:52,371 --> 00:37:55,240
EATING SOLO TODAY?
954
00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:56,308
YEAH, MY SON'S IN SCHOOL.
955
00:37:56,342 --> 00:37:57,809
HE STAYS AN HOUR LATER
ON WEDNESDAYS
956
00:37:57,843 --> 00:38:00,512
FOR THIS SPECIAL
MUSIC APPRECIATION CLASS.
957
00:38:00,546 --> 00:38:01,380
OH.
958
00:38:01,413 --> 00:38:03,281
HE'S USUALLY OFF BY 3:00.
959
00:38:04,850 --> 00:38:07,819
I DON'T KNOW WHY I THOUGHT
YOU NEEDED TO KNOW THAT.
960
00:38:07,853 --> 00:38:09,054
[CHUCKLES]
961
00:38:09,087 --> 00:38:12,591
BECAUSE I MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT
HE DIDN'T LIKE THE FOOD
962
00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:15,060
IF YOU DIDN'T
EXPLAIN IT TO ME?
963
00:38:15,093 --> 00:38:16,395
[LAUGHING]
964
00:38:16,428 --> 00:38:17,262
I WANT TO APOLOGIZE.
965
00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:18,330
MY SON...
966
00:38:18,364 --> 00:38:19,831
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
HE'S ADORABLE.
967
00:38:19,865 --> 00:38:24,503
NO, THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS,
I DIDN'T COME HERE TODAY TO EAT.
968
00:38:26,605 --> 00:38:27,539
YEAH?
969
00:38:29,541 --> 00:38:32,544
WOULD GO OUT
WITH ME SOMETIME?
970
00:38:32,578 --> 00:38:35,847
YES. I WOULD LOVE TO.
971
00:38:37,549 --> 00:38:39,918
MAYBE...
972
00:38:39,951 --> 00:38:40,886
I'LL CALL YOU LATER?
973
00:38:40,919 --> 00:38:42,020
[CHUCKLING] YEAH, OKAY.
974
00:38:42,053 --> 00:38:44,690
OKAY. WOW. ALL RIGHT.
975
00:38:44,723 --> 00:38:45,591
OKAY.
976
00:38:45,624 --> 00:38:46,558
BYE.
977
00:38:46,592 --> 00:38:47,526
BYE.
978
00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:50,462
WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?
979
00:38:50,496 --> 00:38:52,998
I THINK I MIGHT
HAVE A DATE.
980
00:38:53,031 --> 00:38:53,965
A DATE?
981
00:38:53,999 --> 00:38:55,233
YES!
982
00:38:55,266 --> 00:38:57,403
DATE? SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING
ABOUT A DATE?
983
00:38:59,237 --> 00:39:00,305
BACK TO WORK.
984
00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:01,873
GO, GO, GO, GO.
985
00:39:07,446 --> 00:39:09,415
HEADLY, SOMETHING
HAPPENED AT WORK TODAY.
986
00:39:09,448 --> 00:39:12,083
AND WHAT IS THAT?
987
00:39:12,117 --> 00:39:13,184
WELL, UM,
988
00:39:13,218 --> 00:39:17,456
THIS REALLY CUTE GUY CAME IN,
989
00:39:17,489 --> 00:39:18,924
AND HE ASKED ME OUT.
990
00:39:18,957 --> 00:39:19,891
YEAH?
991
00:39:19,925 --> 00:39:21,427
YEAH.
992
00:39:21,460 --> 00:39:23,629
HE SEEMED REALLY NICE
AND HE HAD KIND EYES.
993
00:39:25,130 --> 00:39:27,566
WELL, WHAT'S HIS NAME?
994
00:39:27,599 --> 00:39:30,201
ANDREW.
995
00:39:30,235 --> 00:39:31,603
ANDREW...
996
00:39:31,637 --> 00:39:32,604
[CELL PHONE VIBRATES]
997
00:39:32,638 --> 00:39:33,505
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT, UH,
998
00:39:33,539 --> 00:39:34,706
I HAVE TO TAKE THIS,
999
00:39:34,740 --> 00:39:36,975
BUT I'LL JUST BE ONE SECOND.
1000
00:39:37,008 --> 00:39:40,612
WILLIS, YOU ARE NOT
GOING TO BELIEVE THIS.
1001
00:39:41,847 --> 00:39:44,516
MY MOM AND ANDREW
ARE GOING OUT ON A DATE.
1002
00:39:44,550 --> 00:39:47,052
WE ACTUALLY DID IT.
1003
00:39:47,085 --> 00:39:48,520
WE ARE THE DYNAMIC DUO.
1004
00:39:48,554 --> 00:39:50,155
I GUESS ALL THE PLANETS ALIGNED
TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
1005
00:39:50,188 --> 00:39:51,790
[LAUGHS]
1006
00:39:51,823 --> 00:39:53,559
YEAH, I GUESS SO.
1007
00:39:53,592 --> 00:39:55,326
ANYWAYS, UM, I HAVE TO GO,
1008
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,896
BUT, I'LL TALK TO YOU
TOMORROW AT SCHOOL.
1009
00:39:57,929 --> 00:39:59,498
OKAY, BYE.
1010
00:40:01,166 --> 00:40:02,634
-SO, ANDREW?
-YES...
1011
00:40:02,668 --> 00:40:04,770
[HEADLY STRUMMING HER GUITAR]
1012
00:40:04,803 --> 00:40:06,004
[RENE GIGGLES]
1013
00:40:07,939 --> 00:40:10,041
[CHATTING
AND GIGGLING]
1014
00:40:10,075 --> 00:40:11,109
NO...
1015
00:40:11,142 --> 00:40:15,313
I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY.
1016
00:40:15,346 --> 00:40:16,114
[GIGGLING]
1017
00:40:18,484 --> 00:40:22,821
OKAY. OKAY,
WELL, IF YOU SAY SO.
1018
00:40:24,122 --> 00:40:26,057
[DOOR CLOSES,
RENE LAUGHING]
1019
00:40:28,494 --> 00:40:29,528
ACTUAL GIGGLING?
1020
00:40:29,561 --> 00:40:30,996
FULL ON GIGGLING.
1021
00:40:31,029 --> 00:40:32,998
WHAT CAN I SAY, WILLIS,
WE HAVE THE TOUCH.
1022
00:40:33,031 --> 00:40:35,467
YOU AND I SHOULD BECOME
PROFESSIONAL MATCHMAKERS.
1023
00:40:35,501 --> 00:40:37,068
HEY, HEADLY!
1024
00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:39,871
HEY, BODIE.
1025
00:40:42,608 --> 00:40:45,376
[MOCKING] "HEY, BODIE!"
1026
00:40:45,410 --> 00:40:46,778
SO BODIE THE BRILLIANT
1027
00:40:46,812 --> 00:40:49,114
IS NOW GOING TO BE THE RECIPIENT
OF YOUR SERIOUS FLIRTING?
1028
00:40:49,147 --> 00:40:52,117
THE GUY WHO ONCE THOUGHT
ALASKA WAS AN ISLAND?
1029
00:40:52,150 --> 00:40:53,552
HEY, BODIE!
1030
00:40:53,585 --> 00:40:54,820
IS ALASKA AN ISLAND?
1031
00:40:56,154 --> 00:40:57,723
NO.
1032
00:40:57,756 --> 00:40:59,190
WHO'D THINK ALASKA
WAS AN ISLAND?
1033
00:40:59,224 --> 00:41:00,291
GREAT.
1034
00:41:00,325 --> 00:41:01,727
LOOKING FORWARD TO TONIGHT.
1035
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:03,962
THAT WAS SIXTH GRADE, WILLIS.
1036
00:41:03,995 --> 00:41:06,464
AND THE WAY MAPS PUT HAWAII
AND ALASKA DOWN IN THE CORNER,
1037
00:41:06,498 --> 00:41:07,699
IT'S TOTALLY UNDERSTANDABLE.
1038
00:41:07,733 --> 00:41:10,168
TONIGHT? WHAT'S TONIGHT?
1039
00:41:10,201 --> 00:41:11,770
HE ASKED ME OUT.
1040
00:41:11,803 --> 00:41:13,639
YOU'RE GOING ON A DATE
WITH BODIE?
1041
00:41:13,672 --> 00:41:15,774
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH BODIE?
1042
00:41:15,807 --> 00:41:17,843
IF YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH BODIE,
1043
00:41:17,876 --> 00:41:19,310
IF EVERY SINGLE CELL
IN YOUR BODY
1044
00:41:19,344 --> 00:41:20,712
DOESN'T SCREAM OUT AN OBJECTION,
1045
00:41:20,746 --> 00:41:21,813
IF THE VERY
SOUND OF HIS NAME
1046
00:41:21,847 --> 00:41:22,781
DOESN'T SEND SHIVERS
UP YOUR SPINE,
1047
00:41:22,814 --> 00:41:23,815
THEN I HAVE NOTHING
TO SAY TO YOU.
1048
00:41:23,849 --> 00:41:25,150
[LAUGHS]
1049
00:41:25,183 --> 00:41:27,185
GIVE ME A BREAK.
1050
00:41:27,218 --> 00:41:29,320
HEADLY, HE'S AN AIRHEAD!
1051
00:41:29,354 --> 00:41:31,523
OKAY. [LAUGHING]
1052
00:41:34,259 --> 00:41:37,095
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
1053
00:41:37,128 --> 00:41:38,930
HELLO?
1054
00:41:38,964 --> 00:41:41,767
-HI, RENE. IT'S ANDREW.
-HI, ANDREW.
1055
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,535
HI.
1056
00:41:43,569 --> 00:41:45,737
I THOUGHT I'D PICK YOU UP
A LITTLE EARLY TODAY.
1057
00:41:45,771 --> 00:41:48,640
MAYBE COME BY MY PLACE
FOR A DRINK BEFORE DINNER?
1058
00:41:48,674 --> 00:41:50,375
HOW DOES THAT SOUND?
1059
00:41:50,408 --> 00:41:51,743
YEAH, THAT SOUNDS FUN.
1060
00:41:51,777 --> 00:41:53,779
ALL RIGHT, WE'LL SEE YOU THEN.
1061
00:41:53,812 --> 00:41:54,780
BYE.
1062
00:41:54,813 --> 00:41:56,514
OKAY. BYE.
1063
00:42:09,494 --> 00:42:12,764
WILLIS, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
1064
00:42:12,798 --> 00:42:13,665
CAREFUL!
1065
00:42:14,700 --> 00:42:17,669
IT'S A METEORITE.
1066
00:42:17,703 --> 00:42:20,371
IT'S FROM AN ACTUAL
SHOOTING STAR.
1067
00:42:20,405 --> 00:42:24,075
WELL, IT'S AMAZING.
I LOVE IT.
1068
00:42:30,181 --> 00:42:32,984
SO, MY MOM'S BEEN CANCELLING
A LOT OF PLANS WITH ME.
1069
00:42:33,018 --> 00:42:35,654
SHE SAYS IT'S BECAUSE
I NEED MORE FREE TIME.
1070
00:42:35,687 --> 00:42:37,856
DOES THAT BOTHER YOU?
1071
00:42:37,889 --> 00:42:41,693
NO. NO, I MEAN,
THIS IS WHAT I WANTED.
1072
00:42:41,727 --> 00:42:44,596
AND BESIDES,
I HAVE BODIE.
1073
00:42:44,630 --> 00:42:46,397
I JUST HOPE BODIE
DOESN'T DISTRACT YOU
1074
00:42:46,431 --> 00:42:47,966
FROM YOUR SONGWRITING,
1075
00:42:47,999 --> 00:42:50,235
BECAUSE YOU'RE
VERY TALENTED, YOU KNOW,
1076
00:42:50,268 --> 00:42:52,303
AND THAT WOULD BE A SHAME.
1077
00:42:52,337 --> 00:42:53,705
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
1078
00:42:53,739 --> 00:42:55,641
EVERYONE LOVES YOUR SONGS.
1079
00:42:55,674 --> 00:42:57,609
I'VE JUST BEEN HAVING
SOME TROUBLE WITH THE LATEST.
1080
00:42:57,643 --> 00:42:58,977
A LITTLE WRITER'S BLOCK IS ALL.
1081
00:42:59,010 --> 00:43:01,112
THAT'S WHAT
I'M CONCERNED ABOUT,
1082
00:43:01,146 --> 00:43:04,082
THAT BODIE IS THE BLOCK.
1083
00:43:04,115 --> 00:43:08,353
MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T GO
ON YOUR DATE TONIGHT.
1084
00:43:08,386 --> 00:43:09,520
[CHUCKLES]
1085
00:43:09,554 --> 00:43:13,024
RELAX. I'M SURE
BODIE IS NOT A PROBLEM.
1086
00:43:15,226 --> 00:43:19,865
TELL ME MORE ABOUT THAT ROCK
FROM THE SHOOTING STAR...
1087
00:43:19,898 --> 00:43:21,700
AND I GOT THIS NEW DRESS,
1088
00:43:21,733 --> 00:43:22,634
AND I WAS THINKING
ABOUT WEARING
1089
00:43:22,668 --> 00:43:26,404
THOSE LITTLE TINY EYELASHES.
1090
00:43:26,437 --> 00:43:28,506
YOU'RE RIGHT,
I SHOULDN'T WEAR THEM.
1091
00:43:28,539 --> 00:43:29,340
I'M WAY TOO OLD.
1092
00:43:29,374 --> 00:43:31,643
NO, MOM!
1093
00:43:31,677 --> 00:43:33,344
I WANT YOU TO GET
FAKE EYELASHES!
1094
00:43:33,378 --> 00:43:34,345
I TOTALLY APPROVE.
1095
00:43:34,379 --> 00:43:35,914
I JUST... I CAN'T BELIEVE
1096
00:43:35,947 --> 00:43:39,117
YOU'RE FINALLY INDULGING
YOURSELF LIKE THIS.
1097
00:43:39,150 --> 00:43:41,386
SO WHERE'S HE TAKING YOU
ON YOUR DATE?
1098
00:43:41,419 --> 00:43:42,854
TO HIS HOUSE
FOR COCKTAILS,
1099
00:43:42,888 --> 00:43:44,622
AND THEN WE'RE GOING
OUT TO DINNER,
1100
00:43:44,656 --> 00:43:45,556
BUT HE WON'T TELL ME WHERE.
1101
00:43:45,590 --> 00:43:47,793
IT'S A SURPRISE.
1102
00:43:47,826 --> 00:43:48,860
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
1103
00:43:48,894 --> 00:43:49,895
I ACTUALLY HAVE SOME EARRINGS
1104
00:43:49,928 --> 00:43:51,596
THAT WOULD GO PERFECTLY
WITH THAT.
1105
00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:53,131
I'LL BE
RIGHT BACK, OKAY?
1106
00:43:53,164 --> 00:43:54,700
THANKS, HONEY.
1107
00:44:13,151 --> 00:44:15,020
[LAUGHING AND CHATTING]
1108
00:44:18,189 --> 00:44:19,124
SO YOU, UM,
1109
00:44:19,157 --> 00:44:20,158
YOU NEVER TOLD ME
WHAT YOU DO FOR A LIVING.
1110
00:44:20,191 --> 00:44:21,192
OH, I, UH,
1111
00:44:21,226 --> 00:44:23,128
I RUN A SPECIALTY ITEM
ADVERTISING COMPANY.
1112
00:44:23,161 --> 00:44:24,029
REALLY?
1113
00:44:24,062 --> 00:44:25,163
YEAH, I DESIGN
MARKETING CAMPAIGNS
1114
00:44:25,196 --> 00:44:26,097
FOR UNIQUE ITEMS
1115
00:44:26,131 --> 00:44:27,032
HUH.
1116
00:44:27,065 --> 00:44:28,934
LIKE THE ELECTRIC
ICE-CREAM SCOOP.
1117
00:44:28,967 --> 00:44:29,868
WHAT?
1118
00:44:29,901 --> 00:44:31,102
IT SAVES THE ARM
FROM UNDUE STRESS.
1119
00:44:31,136 --> 00:44:32,370
OH.
1120
00:44:32,403 --> 00:44:34,205
BARBECUE GOGGLES, SO THE SMOKE
DOESN'T GET IN YOUR EYES.
1121
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:35,073
[CHUCKLING]
UH-HUH.
1122
00:44:35,106 --> 00:44:37,876
SALAD TONGS THAT
DISPENSE DRESSING.
1123
00:44:37,909 --> 00:44:39,711
AND THE BIGGEST MONEY-MAKER,
1124
00:44:39,745 --> 00:44:42,881
THE ONE THAT PUT US
ON THE MAP IS...
1125
00:44:42,914 --> 00:44:44,750
THE GLOWING ICE CUBE.
1126
00:44:44,783 --> 00:44:47,719
[LAUGHS] WOW.
1127
00:44:47,753 --> 00:44:49,654
[GIGGLING]
1128
00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:52,758
THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.
1129
00:44:52,791 --> 00:44:53,792
IMAGINE A ROOM
1130
00:44:53,825 --> 00:44:54,893
FULL OF PEOPLE AT A PARTY,
1131
00:44:54,926 --> 00:44:57,863
EACH WITH ONE OF THESE
IN THEIR GLASS.
1132
00:44:59,597 --> 00:45:02,233
I FEEL LIKE
I'M DRINKING MOONLIGHT.
1133
00:45:02,267 --> 00:45:05,103
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU JUST SAID THAT.
1134
00:45:05,136 --> 00:45:06,171
STAY RIGHT HERE.
1135
00:45:16,782 --> 00:45:18,183
I CAME UP WITH
THOSE VERY SAME WORDS!
1136
00:45:18,216 --> 00:45:20,018
ONLY IT TOOK ME A MONTH!
1137
00:45:20,051 --> 00:45:21,319
[LAUGHS]
1138
00:45:21,352 --> 00:45:22,520
GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE.
1139
00:45:22,553 --> 00:45:24,455
I THINK I MIGHT HAVE TO KEEP
YOU AROUND FOR A WHILE.
1140
00:45:24,489 --> 00:45:26,624
YEAH, IF YOU CAN AFFORD ME.
1141
00:45:26,657 --> 00:45:28,960
[LAUGHS]
1142
00:45:28,994 --> 00:45:30,661
I THINK IT'S TIME
FOR US TO GO.
1143
00:45:30,695 --> 00:45:32,297
COME WITH ME.
1144
00:45:32,330 --> 00:45:34,232
BYE, MOONLIGHT.
1145
00:45:36,802 --> 00:45:40,171
THIS HAS BEEN AN ABSOLUTELY
SPECTACULAR EVENING, ANDREW.
1146
00:45:40,205 --> 00:45:43,441
I MEAN, EVERYTHING
IS SO BEAUTIFUL.
1147
00:45:43,474 --> 00:45:44,742
I'M SO GLAD
YOU'RE ENJOYING IT.
1148
00:45:44,776 --> 00:45:46,778
I LOVE EATING OUTSIDE,
I LOVE PICNICS.
1149
00:45:46,812 --> 00:45:48,279
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
1150
00:45:48,313 --> 00:45:50,015
EVERYBODY
LOVES A PICNIC.
1151
00:45:50,048 --> 00:45:51,316
SO YOU...
1152
00:45:51,349 --> 00:45:54,419
YOU AND MICHAEL, YOU WERE
HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEARTS?
1153
00:45:54,452 --> 00:45:55,954
YES.
1154
00:45:55,987 --> 00:45:57,455
DID YOU GET MARRIED
REALLY YOUNG?
1155
00:45:57,488 --> 00:45:59,224
ACTUALLY, WE WENT
OUR SEPARATE WAYS
1156
00:45:59,257 --> 00:46:01,492
AFTER HIGH SCHOOL,
1157
00:46:01,526 --> 00:46:03,094
COLLEGE ON SEPARATE COASTS,
1158
00:46:03,128 --> 00:46:04,729
BUT WHEN WE MET UP
AT OUR 10-YEAR REUNION,
1159
00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:06,697
IT WAS LIKE...
1160
00:46:06,731 --> 00:46:08,967
LIKE WE WERE
RIGHT WHERE WE LEFT OFF.
1161
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,669
HOW DID
YOU AND JENNY MEET?
1162
00:46:11,702 --> 00:46:14,039
UM, I WAS OLDER.
1163
00:46:14,072 --> 00:46:15,306
YEAH?
1164
00:46:15,340 --> 00:46:17,208
I CONCENTRATED ON MY CAREER
THROUGH MY 20s
1165
00:46:17,242 --> 00:46:18,810
AND INTO MY 30s.
1166
00:46:18,844 --> 00:46:21,546
TOO IMMATURE TO SETTLE DOWN,
I GUESS.
1167
00:46:21,579 --> 00:46:22,848
THEN WHEN I WAS ALMOST 40,
1168
00:46:22,881 --> 00:46:25,016
A FRIEND OF A FRIEND
INTRODUCED US.
1169
00:46:25,050 --> 00:46:26,617
SHE WAS MUCH YOUNGER.
1170
00:46:26,651 --> 00:46:28,419
IT ALL HAPPENED REALLY FAST.
1171
00:46:29,955 --> 00:46:33,791
I'M SORRY, I'M JUST SO CURIOUS
ABOUT HOW PEOPLE MEET.
1172
00:46:33,825 --> 00:46:37,428
I MEAN, IS IT FATE,
OR IS IT AN ACCIDENT?
1173
00:46:37,462 --> 00:46:39,697
YOU MUST HAVE PASSED
THE BISTRO A THOUSAND TIMES.
1174
00:46:39,730 --> 00:46:42,600
WELL, IT'S ON THE WAY
TO WORK.
1175
00:46:42,633 --> 00:46:44,802
IT WAS SO ARBITRARY.
1176
00:46:44,836 --> 00:46:47,105
IT'S SUCH A SWEET BISTRO.
1177
00:46:47,138 --> 00:46:48,306
YEAH, I KNOW,
BUT THEN YOU CAME IN,
1178
00:46:48,339 --> 00:46:49,574
AND YOU WERE SO SWEET,
AND YOU ASKED ME OUT,
1179
00:46:49,607 --> 00:46:52,077
BUT I WAS WEARING A RING...
1180
00:46:52,110 --> 00:46:55,213
RENE, I THINK I NEED
TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
1181
00:46:55,246 --> 00:46:56,647
ARE YOU A FELON?
1182
00:46:56,681 --> 00:46:57,916
[LAUGHING] NO.
1183
00:46:57,949 --> 00:47:00,285
NO, I'M NOT A FELON,
1184
00:47:00,318 --> 00:47:03,121
AND I'M NOT IN THE WITNESS
PROTECTION PROGRAM, OR...
1185
00:47:03,154 --> 00:47:05,456
I JUST WANT TO BE COMPLETELY
HONEST WITH YOU
1186
00:47:05,490 --> 00:47:06,858
ABOUT EVERYTHING,
1187
00:47:06,892 --> 00:47:08,426
SO I NEED TO FIGURE OUT A WAY
TO TELL YOU SOMETHING
1188
00:47:08,459 --> 00:47:10,195
WITHOUT BREAKING A PROMISE
TO SOMEONE ELSE.
1189
00:47:12,763 --> 00:47:13,999
SOMEONE ELSE?
1190
00:47:14,032 --> 00:47:16,367
NO, NO, NOT "SOMEONE ELSE"
IN THAT SENSE.
1191
00:47:16,401 --> 00:47:19,070
UH, LET ME TRY
ANOTHER WAY TO EXPLAIN THIS.
1192
00:47:19,104 --> 00:47:21,206
I'M REALLY GOOD AT
TECHNICAL THINGS.
1193
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:22,740
COMPUTERS.
1194
00:47:22,773 --> 00:47:25,543
CLOCKS.
1195
00:47:25,576 --> 00:47:27,578
OKAY... I DON'T GET IT.
1196
00:47:27,612 --> 00:47:32,383
I COULD EASILY SHOW YOU
HOW TO MOVE YOUR CLOCK AHEAD
1197
00:47:32,417 --> 00:47:33,919
FOR DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME.
1198
00:47:33,952 --> 00:47:35,120
WELL, THAT'S GOOD,
1199
00:47:35,153 --> 00:47:36,387
BECAUSE I AM
TECHNOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED.
1200
00:47:36,421 --> 00:47:38,223
I MEAN, I--
1201
00:47:38,256 --> 00:47:40,258
I...
1202
00:47:41,426 --> 00:47:42,393
HEADLY?
1203
00:47:43,561 --> 00:47:45,096
HEADLY SET US UP?
1204
00:47:45,130 --> 00:47:46,564
WAIT...
[STAMMERING IN SHOCK]
1205
00:47:46,597 --> 00:47:47,632
YOU SAW THAT VIDEO! OH!
1206
00:47:47,665 --> 00:47:50,001
DON'T-- PLEASE
DON'T BE ANNOYED AT HER.
1207
00:47:50,035 --> 00:47:52,670
I WANT TO PERSONALLY
THANK HER.
1208
00:47:52,703 --> 00:47:54,005
TO HEADLY.
1209
00:47:57,875 --> 00:47:59,210
TO HEADLY.
1210
00:48:07,518 --> 00:48:10,155
SO, WHAT ARE YOU WRITING
ABOUT FOR YOUR ESSAY?
1211
00:48:10,188 --> 00:48:12,223
ESSAY?
1212
00:48:12,257 --> 00:48:13,291
YEAH.
1213
00:48:13,324 --> 00:48:15,226
THE ONE ABOUT
YOUR FAVOURITE SOUND.
1214
00:48:16,627 --> 00:48:19,564
OH, YEAH, THAT.
1215
00:48:19,597 --> 00:48:21,967
UM... WHEN'S THAT DUE?
1216
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:26,137
[CHUCKLES] MONDAY.
1217
00:48:27,338 --> 00:48:29,174
WANT TO HEAR MINE?
1218
00:48:29,207 --> 00:48:30,908
SURE.
1219
00:48:30,942 --> 00:48:33,611
ALL RIGHT, SO, IN REALITY,
1220
00:48:33,644 --> 00:48:35,613
I GUESS IT'S THE SOUND
OF RAIN HITTING THE ROOF,
1221
00:48:35,646 --> 00:48:37,248
BUT I KNOW THAT'S SUCH A CLICHE,
1222
00:48:37,282 --> 00:48:39,417
SO I'M GOING TO GO WITH
SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE ORIGINAL
1223
00:48:39,450 --> 00:48:41,452
AND SAY THAT I LIKE
THE SOUND OF CHAMPAGNE
1224
00:48:41,486 --> 00:48:42,853
FIZZING IN A GLASS.
1225
00:48:42,887 --> 00:48:45,190
I MEAN, I GUESS
I'M SORT OF COPYING WILLIS,
1226
00:48:45,223 --> 00:48:49,227
BECAUSE HIS IS THE SOUND
OF ICE CLINKING IN A GLASS.
1227
00:48:49,260 --> 00:48:51,062
WHO'S WILLIS?
1228
00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:54,099
THE GUY YOU SEE ME WITH
ALMOST EVERY DAY AT SCHOOL.
1229
00:48:57,168 --> 00:49:01,139
OH, YOU MEAN THAT WEIRD GUY
IN THE SWEATSHIRT
1230
00:49:01,172 --> 00:49:02,707
WITH THE ENTIRE
SOLAR SYSTEM ON IT?
1231
00:49:02,740 --> 00:49:06,277
IT ACTUALLY ONLY HAS
A FEW PLANETS ON IT, BUT, UM...
1232
00:49:06,311 --> 00:49:07,412
HEY!
1233
00:49:07,445 --> 00:49:09,614
I KNOW WHAT MY SOUND IS.
1234
00:49:09,647 --> 00:49:10,848
WHAT?
1235
00:49:10,881 --> 00:49:13,418
IT'S THE SOUND
OF BONES GETTING PULVERIZED
1236
00:49:13,451 --> 00:49:16,254
UNDER MY DEATH-BLOW TACKLES
WHEN I PLAY FOOTBALL.
1237
00:49:16,287 --> 00:49:17,222
[GRUNTS]
1238
00:49:17,255 --> 00:49:19,357
HUH?
1239
00:49:19,390 --> 00:49:20,358
[CAR PULLS UP]
1240
00:49:20,391 --> 00:49:23,228
UH, MY MOM'S BACK.
1241
00:49:30,768 --> 00:49:32,670
THANK YOU.
1242
00:49:32,703 --> 00:49:33,704
YOU'RE WELCOME.
1243
00:49:35,206 --> 00:49:36,307
HEY! DID YOU TW0 HAVE FUN?
1244
00:49:36,341 --> 00:49:37,075
YEAH.
1245
00:49:37,108 --> 00:49:38,976
HOW ABOUT YOU?
1246
00:49:39,010 --> 00:49:40,978
OH, YEAH, A TON OF FUN.
1247
00:49:41,012 --> 00:49:43,114
ANYWAYS, I'M GOING TO
TURN IN RIGHT NOW,
1248
00:49:43,148 --> 00:49:44,682
BUT YOU TWO, DON'T RUSH.
1249
00:49:44,715 --> 00:49:46,451
AND BODIE, I HAD
A REALLY NICE TIME.
1250
00:49:46,484 --> 00:49:47,485
THANKS!
1251
00:49:47,518 --> 00:49:48,553
YEAH--
1252
00:49:48,586 --> 00:49:49,654
ALL RIGHT,
GOOD NIGHT, GUYS!
1253
00:49:50,921 --> 00:49:53,324
WELL, UH...
CATCH YOU LATER, MRS. ANDERSON.
1254
00:49:53,358 --> 00:49:54,825
-GOOD NIGHT.
-GOOD NIGHT.
1255
00:49:54,859 --> 00:49:56,261
GOOD NIGHT,
BODIE.
1256
00:50:10,608 --> 00:50:13,578
AND WE HAD THESE LITTLE
CHOCOLATE ECLAIRS FOR DESSERT.
1257
00:50:13,611 --> 00:50:14,545
[GIGGLES]
1258
00:50:14,579 --> 00:50:15,446
IT WAS SO NICE.
1259
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:16,981
THAT SOUNDS AMAZING.
1260
00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:18,116
DID HE MAKE
ALL THAT FOOD?
1261
00:50:18,149 --> 00:50:19,584
NO, HE PICKED IT UP,
1262
00:50:19,617 --> 00:50:21,619
BUT HE PICKED IT UP
FROM SOME REALLY GREAT PLACES,
1263
00:50:21,652 --> 00:50:23,121
WHICH IS AN IMPORTANT SKILL.
1264
00:50:23,154 --> 00:50:24,922
I HAVE TO SAY.
1265
00:50:24,955 --> 00:50:27,325
SO YOU LIKE HIM?
1266
00:50:27,358 --> 00:50:28,593
I DO.
1267
00:50:28,626 --> 00:50:31,362
I REALLY DO.
1268
00:50:31,396 --> 00:50:32,730
OH!
1269
00:50:32,763 --> 00:50:34,065
WHAT ABOUT BODIE?
1270
00:50:36,601 --> 00:50:37,668
BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT,
1271
00:50:37,702 --> 00:50:39,070
I REALLY LIKE HIM.
1272
00:50:39,104 --> 00:50:41,072
HE'S SO POLITE AND HANDSOME,
1273
00:50:41,106 --> 00:50:43,208
AND HE SEEMS
REALLY RESPECTFUL TOWARDS YOU.
1274
00:50:43,241 --> 00:50:45,576
HE SEEMS LIKE
A GOOD GUY.
1275
00:50:45,610 --> 00:50:47,912
YOU THINK SO?
1276
00:50:47,945 --> 00:50:49,046
YEAH.
1277
00:50:51,449 --> 00:50:53,251
YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO
MAKE ME ASK, AREN'T YOU?
1278
00:50:53,284 --> 00:50:54,785
AS IF MY CONCERN ISN'T
PAINFUL ENOUGH FOR ME
1279
00:50:54,819 --> 00:50:55,953
ALREADY?
1280
00:50:55,986 --> 00:50:57,122
YOU COULDN'T CONSIDER
MY STATE OF MIND
1281
00:50:57,155 --> 00:50:59,824
AND JUST TELL ME
ON YOUR OWN?
1282
00:50:59,857 --> 00:51:00,958
COULD YOU?
1283
00:51:00,991 --> 00:51:03,128
I DIDN'T.
1284
00:51:03,161 --> 00:51:04,962
YOU DIDN'T WHAT?
1285
00:51:04,995 --> 00:51:07,665
YOU KNOW VERY WELL
WHAT I DIDN'T.
1286
00:51:07,698 --> 00:51:09,200
ARE YOU SURE
YOU DIDN'T?
1287
00:51:09,234 --> 00:51:10,768
YES, WILLIS,
I AM VERY SURE.
1288
00:51:10,801 --> 00:51:12,870
I DIDN'T.
1289
00:51:12,903 --> 00:51:14,305
WHAT WAS THE REASON
YOU DIDN'T?
1290
00:51:14,339 --> 00:51:15,906
BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO.
1291
00:51:15,940 --> 00:51:17,708
YOU DIDN'T WANT TO?
1292
00:51:17,742 --> 00:51:19,144
WHY?
1293
00:51:19,177 --> 00:51:21,179
IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
WHY I DIDN'T WANT TO.
1294
00:51:21,212 --> 00:51:23,013
I BEG TO DIFFER.
YES, IT IS.
1295
00:51:23,047 --> 00:51:24,682
BECAUSE, WILLIS,
HIS FAVOURITE SOUND
1296
00:51:24,715 --> 00:51:28,419
IS THE SOUND OF BONES CRUNCHING
BENEATH HIS FOOTBALL TACKLE.
1297
00:51:28,453 --> 00:51:30,921
[LAUGHS]
1298
00:51:30,955 --> 00:51:32,990
BUT AFTER TALKING IT OVER
WITH MY MOM,
1299
00:51:33,023 --> 00:51:35,025
I HAVE DECIDED NOT
TO HOLD IT AGAINST HIM.
1300
00:51:35,059 --> 00:51:36,794
WHAT?
1301
00:51:36,827 --> 00:51:38,229
I HAVE TO MEET UP
WITH MY MOM.
1302
00:51:38,263 --> 00:51:40,131
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
1303
00:51:45,303 --> 00:51:47,071
SO, CONNOR
CAME TO ME YESTERDAY
1304
00:51:47,104 --> 00:51:48,573
AND ASKED IF HE WAS
18 AND UNDER.
1305
00:51:48,606 --> 00:51:51,242
I SAID, "YES, CONNOR,
YOU ARE 6.
1306
00:51:51,276 --> 00:51:53,110
YOU ARE DEFINITELY
18 AND UNDER."
1307
00:51:53,144 --> 00:51:56,214
AND HE SAID,
"OH, GOOD."
1308
00:51:56,247 --> 00:51:58,249
[LAUGHING] AW...
1309
00:51:58,283 --> 00:52:01,219
MOM! TELL THEM MY COW JOKE.
1310
00:52:01,252 --> 00:52:03,688
UM, WHEN HEADLY WAS 4,
1311
00:52:03,721 --> 00:52:05,690
WE WERE DRIVING
THROUGH THE COUNTRYSIDE
1312
00:52:05,723 --> 00:52:07,258
AND SHE SAW A CHURCH
WITH A COW IN FRONT OF IT,
1313
00:52:07,292 --> 00:52:08,659
AND SHE SAID "LOOK, MOM,
1314
00:52:08,693 --> 00:52:09,660
IT'S A HOLY COW!"
1315
00:52:09,694 --> 00:52:10,961
[LAUGHING]
1316
00:52:10,995 --> 00:52:13,498
SO, FROM THEN ON,
ALL COWS ARE HOLY.
1317
00:52:13,531 --> 00:52:16,801
[LAUGHTER]
1318
00:52:29,347 --> 00:52:31,816
YEAH, I PUMP IRON
RIGHT OVER THERE.
1319
00:52:33,017 --> 00:52:35,386
I CAN'T BELIEVE
1320
00:52:35,420 --> 00:52:36,887
YOU'VE NEVER BEEN
KISSED BEFORE.
1321
00:52:36,921 --> 00:52:39,224
YOU'RE SO SMOKING HOT.
1322
00:52:39,257 --> 00:52:42,059
YOU COULD CHANGE THAT.
1323
00:52:42,092 --> 00:52:43,394
YEAH.
1324
00:52:49,133 --> 00:52:50,835
HUH?
1325
00:52:50,868 --> 00:52:52,970
YEAH!
1326
00:52:53,003 --> 00:52:55,840
AH...
1327
00:52:55,873 --> 00:52:57,275
OH! THE GAME!
1328
00:52:57,308 --> 00:52:58,943
[TURNS ON SPORTS RADIO]
1329
00:52:58,976 --> 00:53:00,711
RIGHT HERE.
1330
00:53:00,745 --> 00:53:02,680
GREAT.
1331
00:53:02,713 --> 00:53:05,816
[ANNOUNCER]: ...TO PATTERSON.
IN TROUBLE!
1332
00:53:05,850 --> 00:53:07,084
[CROWD CHEERING]
1333
00:53:07,117 --> 00:53:08,486
YES.
1334
00:53:08,519 --> 00:53:10,288
...FROM BEHIND THE BACKBOARDS!
1335
00:53:13,391 --> 00:53:15,626
[HEADLY STRUMMING]
1336
00:53:28,639 --> 00:53:31,141
[DIALING]
1337
00:53:31,175 --> 00:53:33,444
[CALL RINGING]
1338
00:53:33,478 --> 00:53:34,812
[VOICEMAIL MESSAGE BEEPS]
1339
00:53:34,845 --> 00:53:36,581
YOU'VE REACHED WILLIS,
WORLD'S GREATEST PSYCHIC.
1340
00:53:36,614 --> 00:53:37,415
SINCE I ALREADY
KNOW WHO YOU ARE
1341
00:53:37,448 --> 00:53:38,449
AND WHY YOU'RE CALLING,
1342
00:53:38,483 --> 00:53:40,050
NO NEED TO LEAVE A MESSAGE.
1343
00:53:40,084 --> 00:53:41,486
[BEEP]
1344
00:53:41,519 --> 00:53:43,220
WILLIS. MATINEE TOMORROW.
1345
00:53:43,254 --> 00:53:45,323
BE THERE OR BE SQUARE.
1346
00:53:50,094 --> 00:53:54,999
* STARTING OVER IS SO HARD
1347
00:53:55,032 --> 00:53:58,769
* IF YOU FELT THE WAY I DO
1348
00:53:58,803 --> 00:54:01,639
* YOU'D KNOW HOW...
1349
00:54:03,641 --> 00:54:05,576
LOUSY I FEEL.
1350
00:54:07,978 --> 00:54:09,614
[***]
1351
00:54:09,647 --> 00:54:11,849
* GET IT RIGHT
1352
00:54:11,882 --> 00:54:14,619
* YEAH! YEAH!
1353
00:54:14,652 --> 00:54:17,488
* GET IT RIGHT
1354
00:54:17,522 --> 00:54:19,724
[HEADLY]:
I LOVE KYLEE'S NEW SONG.
1355
00:54:21,892 --> 00:54:23,828
I REALLY LIKE THAT ONE.
1356
00:54:23,861 --> 00:54:25,162
IT'S GOOD.
1357
00:54:25,195 --> 00:54:26,397
YEAH.
1358
00:54:30,868 --> 00:54:32,970
DO YOU STILL THINK
YOU'LL SEE FATHER IN HEAVEN?
1359
00:54:33,003 --> 00:54:35,606
OF COURSE I DO.
1360
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:38,509
I'M NOT GOING TO
CHANGE MY MIND ABOUT THAT.
1361
00:54:38,543 --> 00:54:42,012
WHAT, YOU THINK I WON'T?
1362
00:54:42,046 --> 00:54:44,014
YOU THINK IT ALL JUST ENDS?
1363
00:54:44,048 --> 00:54:44,982
NO.
1364
00:54:48,486 --> 00:54:51,656
IF YOU DO MEET HIM,
WHAT WILL YOU SAY?
1365
00:54:51,689 --> 00:54:54,592
I'D SAY...
1366
00:54:54,625 --> 00:54:56,527
"DADDY...
1367
00:54:56,561 --> 00:54:58,363
"DIDN'T ANYONE EVER TELL YOU
1368
00:54:58,396 --> 00:55:01,399
TO LOOK BOTH WAYS
BEFORE CROSSING?"
1369
00:55:03,233 --> 00:55:04,902
DO YOU KNOW
1370
00:55:04,935 --> 00:55:08,406
MY MOM AND I NEVER TALK ABOUT
THE DAY MY DAD DIED?
1371
00:55:08,439 --> 00:55:10,007
I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT IT.
1372
00:55:11,241 --> 00:55:13,077
WHY?
1373
00:55:13,110 --> 00:55:16,414
WE ONLY TALK ABOUT
THE GOOD THINGS.
1374
00:55:16,447 --> 00:55:18,916
NEVER THE SAD.
1375
00:55:21,018 --> 00:55:23,654
HOW'S YOUR SONG COMING?
1376
00:55:23,688 --> 00:55:24,689
I FINISHED IT.
1377
00:55:24,722 --> 00:55:25,390
YOU DID?
1378
00:55:25,423 --> 00:55:26,757
I WANT TO HEAR IT.
1379
00:55:26,791 --> 00:55:27,792
OKAY.
1380
00:55:31,762 --> 00:55:33,798
CAN I VIDEO YOU?
1381
00:55:33,831 --> 00:55:35,299
YEAH.
1382
00:55:35,332 --> 00:55:37,267
BUT DON'T SHOW ANYONE, YOU KNOW?
1383
00:55:37,301 --> 00:55:40,337
I STILL WANT TO WORK OUT
A COUPLE OF THINGS.
1384
00:55:40,371 --> 00:55:42,840
AND PLUS, IT'S KIND OF PRIVATE.
1385
00:55:44,375 --> 00:55:46,143
THIS IS FOR MY MOTHER.
1386
00:55:46,176 --> 00:55:48,613
[***]
1387
00:55:58,188 --> 00:56:03,327
* IF YOU COULD FEEL
THE WAY I FEEL
1388
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:08,899
* YOU WOULD SAY IT'S SO UNREAL
1389
00:56:08,933 --> 00:56:11,769
* CAUSE TIME
IS TICKIN' FAST AWAY
1390
00:56:11,802 --> 00:56:14,639
* GOTTA GET AWAY
FROM YESTERDAY
1391
00:56:14,672 --> 00:56:17,442
* 'CAUSE IT SEEMS TO ME
THAT YESTERDAY
1392
00:56:17,475 --> 00:56:20,077
* IS HERE TO STAY
1393
00:56:20,110 --> 00:56:23,948
* GOTTA GET AWAY...
1394
00:56:26,717 --> 00:56:30,988
* I CAN'T LIVE IN YESTERDAY
1395
00:56:31,021 --> 00:56:32,990
* 'CAUSE IT'S OVER
1396
00:56:33,023 --> 00:56:35,960
* I CAN'T STAY IN YESTERDAY
1397
00:56:35,993 --> 00:56:38,095
* 'CAUSE IT'S GONE
1398
00:56:38,128 --> 00:56:40,865
* GOTTA GET AWAY FROM HERE
1399
00:56:40,898 --> 00:56:43,668
* GOTTA RUN
TO WHERE THE AIR IS CLEAR
1400
00:56:43,701 --> 00:56:46,537
* GOTTA GET AWAY
FROM JUST HALFWAY
1401
00:56:46,571 --> 00:56:49,540
* GOTTA RUN AWAY
1402
00:56:49,574 --> 00:56:55,312
* FROM YESTERDAY...
1403
00:56:55,345 --> 00:56:57,782
[***]
1404
00:57:06,591 --> 00:57:12,763
* THE TIME HAS COME
FOR MOVIN' ON
1405
00:57:12,797 --> 00:57:17,702
* TOMORROW TOO
WILL SOON BE GONE
1406
00:57:17,735 --> 00:57:21,138
* HIS FACE IS IN THE CLOUDS
1407
00:57:21,171 --> 00:57:23,574
* HIS VOICE IS IN THE RAIN
1408
00:57:23,608 --> 00:57:25,409
* AND IT SEEMS TO ME
1409
00:57:25,442 --> 00:57:27,044
* HE'S TELLING ME
1410
00:57:27,077 --> 00:57:30,180
* TO LEAVE BEHIND THE PAIN
1411
00:57:30,214 --> 00:57:33,250
* OF YESTERDAY
1412
00:57:33,283 --> 00:57:35,553
[***]
1413
00:57:35,586 --> 00:57:39,957
* OF YESTERDAY...
1414
00:57:39,990 --> 00:57:41,592
[***]
1415
00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:57,141
[CLICKS OFF CAMERA]
1416
00:57:57,174 --> 00:57:58,943
THAT WAS PERFECT.
1417
00:57:58,976 --> 00:57:59,977
DON'T CHANGE A THING.
1418
00:58:01,345 --> 00:58:03,748
I DON'T MEAN IT, THOUGH.
1419
00:58:03,781 --> 00:58:06,183
WHAT?
1420
00:58:06,216 --> 00:58:08,953
THE LYRICS, I DON'T MEAN THEM.
1421
00:58:08,986 --> 00:58:12,056
I DON'T WANT TO MOVE ON.
1422
00:58:12,089 --> 00:58:14,559
I JUST WANT MY DAD BACK.
1423
00:59:07,344 --> 00:59:08,445
HEY, HONEY!
1424
00:59:08,478 --> 00:59:11,281
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
1425
00:59:11,315 --> 00:59:13,450
WHY DO YOU LIKE THOSE
BLACK AND WHITE MOVIES SO MUCH?
1426
00:59:13,483 --> 00:59:15,152
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
THEY'RE CLASSIC.
1427
00:59:15,185 --> 00:59:17,221
YOU KNOW, THEY'RE NOT
ALL ABOUT TIME TRAVEL
1428
00:59:17,254 --> 00:59:20,257
AND ALIENS AND HORROR.
1429
00:59:20,290 --> 00:59:22,593
YOU MEAN, YOU DON'T LIKE
BIG, MECHANICAL, GOOEY MONSTERS?
1430
00:59:22,627 --> 00:59:24,629
YEAH, NOT REALLY.
1431
00:59:24,662 --> 00:59:26,496
OR TWO-HOUR
FIGHT SCENES?
1432
00:59:26,530 --> 00:59:28,699
WHERE THE HERO GETS HIT,
LIKE, 430 TIMES
1433
00:59:28,733 --> 00:59:30,100
AND STILL GETS UP?
1434
00:59:30,134 --> 00:59:32,269
YEAH, DEFINITELY NOT.
1435
00:59:32,302 --> 00:59:35,873
I LIKE BLACK AND WHITES
BECAUSE THEY'RE REAL,
1436
00:59:35,906 --> 00:59:39,143
THEY'RE ABOUT ROMANCE
AND THE SIMPLE THINGS IN LIFE.
1437
00:59:40,978 --> 00:59:42,847
YOU'RE A GOOD KID.
1438
00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:44,615
[CHUCKLES]
1439
00:59:44,649 --> 00:59:46,250
HEY, DID YOU LISTEN
TO THE MESSAGES?
1440
00:59:46,283 --> 00:59:48,485
MM... NO, I DIDN'T.
1441
00:59:48,518 --> 00:59:50,320
OH.
1442
00:59:50,354 --> 00:59:51,722
[BEEPS ANSWERING MACHINE]
1443
00:59:51,756 --> 00:59:53,891
HI, RENE. IT'S LOU.
CALL ME WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE.
1444
00:59:53,924 --> 00:59:55,993
I HAVE AN ENTREE IDEA
I WANT TO BOUNCE OFF YOU.
1445
00:59:56,026 --> 00:59:57,795
[BEEP]
1446
00:59:57,828 --> 00:59:59,830
HI, THIS IS KYLEE EPP
AND THIS MESSAGE IS FOR HEADLY.
1447
00:59:59,864 --> 01:00:03,467
IF YOU COULD CALL ME
OR MY MANAGER AT 555-0199,
1448
01:00:03,500 --> 01:00:05,435
I'D LOVE TO TALK TO YOU.
THANKS. BYE.
1449
01:00:05,469 --> 01:00:07,271
DID SHE SAY HER NAME
WAS KYLEE EPP?
1450
01:00:07,304 --> 01:00:09,206
MOM!
1451
01:00:09,239 --> 01:00:11,408
KYLEE EPP REALLY CALLED ME!
1452
01:00:11,441 --> 01:00:12,643
DID YOU TALK TO THEM?
1453
01:00:13,711 --> 01:00:15,946
WHY DOES SHE WANT TO TALK?
1454
01:00:15,980 --> 01:00:17,247
I GUESS YOU'LL FIND OUT
IN THE MORNING.
1455
01:00:20,450 --> 01:00:22,787
[***]
1456
01:00:22,820 --> 01:00:24,822
[RENE, OVER VOICEMAIL]:
HI, ANDREW.
1457
01:00:24,855 --> 01:00:28,358
I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU
IN THE PAST FEW DAYS.
1458
01:00:28,392 --> 01:00:30,527
I MISS YOU AND CONNOR.
1459
01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:32,329
GIVE ME A CALL WHEN YOU CAN.
1460
01:00:32,362 --> 01:00:33,931
BYE.
1461
01:00:39,469 --> 01:00:40,938
HEY, CONNOR!
1462
01:00:40,971 --> 01:00:42,406
HI, DAD!
1463
01:00:44,909 --> 01:00:47,845
THIS IS A PICTURE OF RENE.
1464
01:00:47,878 --> 01:00:49,079
WOW!
1465
01:00:49,113 --> 01:00:50,681
I LIKE RENE.
1466
01:00:51,949 --> 01:00:54,218
IS SHE GOING TO BE
MY NEW MOMMY?
1467
01:00:55,686 --> 01:00:57,287
YOU ALREADY HAVE
A MOMMY, CONNOR.
1468
01:00:57,321 --> 01:00:58,923
SHE'S IN HEAVEN.
1469
01:01:00,825 --> 01:01:03,593
BUT I WANT ONE HERE.
1470
01:01:03,627 --> 01:01:05,896
I KNOW, KIDDO.
1471
01:01:08,598 --> 01:01:11,501
WE GOTTA GO HOME.
1472
01:01:11,535 --> 01:01:13,670
CAN YOU GET THAT DOOR?
1473
01:01:20,610 --> 01:01:22,747
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU
FOR WHAT YOU DID.
1474
01:01:22,780 --> 01:01:24,214
WHAT DID I DO?
1475
01:01:24,248 --> 01:01:26,450
YOU SENT MY SONG TO KYLEE!
1476
01:01:27,684 --> 01:01:29,453
HOW DID YOU FIND OUT?
1477
01:01:29,486 --> 01:01:30,454
SHE CALLED ME.
1478
01:01:30,487 --> 01:01:31,722
SHE CALLED YOU?
1479
01:01:31,756 --> 01:01:33,290
THAT'S FANTASTIC!
UNBELIEVABLE!
1480
01:01:33,323 --> 01:01:34,458
SHE MUST REALLY LIKE IT!
1481
01:01:34,491 --> 01:01:36,093
NO, SHE DOESN'T
LIKE IT, WILLIS.
1482
01:01:36,126 --> 01:01:37,728
SHE DOESN'T CARE
ABOUT THE SONG.
1483
01:01:37,762 --> 01:01:38,996
ALL SHE WANTED TO TALK ABOUT
1484
01:01:39,029 --> 01:01:40,697
WAS HOW SAD IT WAS
THAT MY DAD DIED,
1485
01:01:40,731 --> 01:01:42,232
AND HOW HER MOM DIED
WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG, TOO,
1486
01:01:42,266 --> 01:01:44,701
AND THAT ORPHANS
HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER,
1487
01:01:44,735 --> 01:01:46,003
AND THAT I HAVE TO STAY STRONG.
1488
01:01:46,036 --> 01:01:47,271
LIKE SHE WAS AFRAID
I WAS GOING TO KILL MYSELF
1489
01:01:47,304 --> 01:01:48,272
OR SOMETHING.
1490
01:01:48,305 --> 01:01:51,075
HEADLY...
1491
01:01:51,108 --> 01:01:54,478
I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU
NOT TO SHOW THAT SONG ANYONE.
1492
01:01:54,511 --> 01:01:55,445
YOU BETRAYED ME.
1493
01:01:55,479 --> 01:01:56,646
BUT I THOUGHT
1494
01:01:56,680 --> 01:01:57,982
IF SOMETHING EXCITING
HAPPENED WITH YOUR SONG,
1495
01:01:58,015 --> 01:02:00,650
YOU'D BE HAPPIER ABOUT
YOUR MOTHER MOVING ON, AND...
1496
01:02:00,684 --> 01:02:02,219
I WILL NEVER
TRUST YOU AGAIN, WILLIS.
1497
01:02:05,055 --> 01:02:06,190
HEADLY!
1498
01:02:14,164 --> 01:02:15,933
HEADLY, CAN WE TALK?
1499
01:02:15,966 --> 01:02:18,402
I... I WON'T BE ABLE TO EAT,
SLEEP, OR CONCENTRATE
1500
01:02:18,435 --> 01:02:19,469
UNTIL WE RESOLVE THIS.
1501
01:02:19,503 --> 01:02:20,437
I CAN'T TAKE THIS!
1502
01:02:20,470 --> 01:02:21,571
I'M SORRY!
1503
01:02:21,605 --> 01:02:23,440
I AM SO SORRY!
1504
01:02:33,918 --> 01:02:36,821
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
1505
01:02:43,293 --> 01:02:44,494
[BEEPS PHONE OFF]
1506
01:02:49,166 --> 01:02:52,669
[SIGHING]
1507
01:02:52,702 --> 01:02:55,472
HAVEN'T SEEN ANDREW
IN A WHILE.
1508
01:02:55,505 --> 01:02:56,673
EVERYTHING OKAY?
1509
01:02:56,706 --> 01:02:57,908
OH, YEAH.
1510
01:02:57,942 --> 01:02:59,877
HE'S JUST BEEN AT
A SPECIALTY ITEM CONVENTION,
1511
01:02:59,910 --> 01:03:02,046
HE'LL BE BACK
IN A WHILE.
1512
01:03:02,079 --> 01:03:03,948
OH, OKAY.
1513
01:03:06,183 --> 01:03:07,284
I DON'T KNOW.
1514
01:03:07,317 --> 01:03:09,686
SHE JUST DOESN'T SEEM
LIKE HERSELF LATELY.
1515
01:03:09,719 --> 01:03:12,156
YEAH, I'VE NOTICED.
1516
01:03:27,771 --> 01:03:30,340
HONEY, WILLIS
JUST DROPPED THIS OFF.
1517
01:03:30,374 --> 01:03:31,575
I DON'T WANT IT.
1518
01:03:31,608 --> 01:03:32,609
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
1519
01:03:32,642 --> 01:03:34,744
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN
SEEN IT.
1520
01:03:34,778 --> 01:03:38,315
IT'S SOME
KIND OF... ROCK.
1521
01:03:38,348 --> 01:03:39,716
HEAR ME OUT.
1522
01:03:39,749 --> 01:03:41,919
EVEN THOUGH THIS IS
GOING TO MAKE YOU ANGRY
1523
01:03:41,952 --> 01:03:43,553
ALL OVER AGAIN,
1524
01:03:43,587 --> 01:03:45,055
I HAVE TO SAY IT.
1525
01:03:45,089 --> 01:03:49,759
WILLIS TOLD ME THAT
HE CONTACTED KYLEE AGAIN,
1526
01:03:49,793 --> 01:03:50,727
AND, APPARENTLY,
1527
01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:52,696
SHE REALLY DOES LIKE YOUR SONG,
1528
01:03:52,729 --> 01:03:55,065
AND HE'S DYING
TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT.
1529
01:03:55,099 --> 01:03:56,901
OH, PLEASE. YOU DON'T REALLY
BELIEVE THAT, DO YOU?
1530
01:03:58,768 --> 01:04:00,037
SO YOU'RE SAYING
1531
01:04:00,070 --> 01:04:02,973
THAT YOU DON'T BELIEVE
THAT KYLEE LIKES YOUR SONG
1532
01:04:03,007 --> 01:04:05,209
BECAUSE WILLIS WAS INVOLVED
1533
01:04:05,242 --> 01:04:06,843
IN GETTING HER TO LISTEN TO IT?
1534
01:04:08,578 --> 01:04:09,846
THAT'S LIKE ME SAYING
1535
01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:11,215
I DON'T BELIEVE
THAT ANDREW LIKED ME
1536
01:04:11,248 --> 01:04:14,985
JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE INVOLVED
IN GETTING US TOGETHER.
1537
01:04:16,686 --> 01:04:17,888
YOU KNEW?
1538
01:04:21,525 --> 01:04:22,426
YUP.
1539
01:04:23,593 --> 01:04:26,496
MOM, I DON'T LIKE EVERYTHING
THAT'S HAPPENING TO US.
1540
01:04:26,530 --> 01:04:28,132
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
1541
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:34,104
I WANT THINGS TO BE
THE WAY THEY WERE.
1542
01:04:34,138 --> 01:04:36,306
WHEN?
1543
01:04:37,841 --> 01:04:39,910
I DON'T KNOW.
1544
01:04:39,944 --> 01:04:42,612
COME HERE.
1545
01:04:44,714 --> 01:04:46,550
OH, HONEY...
1546
01:04:48,852 --> 01:04:50,254
REMEMBER WHEN I USED TO
HOLD YOU LIKE THIS
1547
01:04:50,287 --> 01:04:53,157
JUST TO GET YOU
TO CALM DOWN?
1548
01:04:54,658 --> 01:04:55,892
LOOK.
1549
01:04:55,926 --> 01:04:57,962
THERE'S SLIPPY AND LOOPY
1550
01:04:57,995 --> 01:04:59,563
RIGHT HERE.
1551
01:05:04,101 --> 01:05:06,303
THIS IS LIKE A RE-ENACTMENT.
1552
01:05:06,336 --> 01:05:07,537
ONLY PROMISE ME
1553
01:05:07,571 --> 01:05:10,474
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
START SUCKING YOUR THUMB.
1554
01:05:12,977 --> 01:05:14,478
DID YOU MEAN
1555
01:05:14,511 --> 01:05:19,249
THAT YOU WISH THINGS WERE
THE WAY THEY WERE BEFORE...
1556
01:05:19,283 --> 01:05:21,451
ANDREW?
1557
01:05:21,485 --> 01:05:22,852
NO.
1558
01:05:22,886 --> 01:05:24,454
NO?
1559
01:05:24,488 --> 01:05:25,789
NO.
1560
01:05:25,822 --> 01:05:28,658
MOM, I'M GLAD YOU HAVE ANDREW,
1561
01:05:28,692 --> 01:05:32,029
EVEN IF IT MEANS THAT WE CAN'T
SPEND AS MUCH TIME TOGETHER.
1562
01:05:32,062 --> 01:05:34,631
IT'S A GOOD THING.
1563
01:05:39,636 --> 01:05:42,906
I THINK THAT ANDREW MIGHT BE...
1564
01:05:42,939 --> 01:05:44,808
PULLING AWAY.
1565
01:05:44,841 --> 01:05:48,979
HE GOT HOME FROM
THE CONVENTION LAST NIGHT,
1566
01:05:49,013 --> 01:05:50,347
AND HE SAID HE WAS TOO TIRED
1567
01:05:50,380 --> 01:05:52,016
[CHUCKLES RUEFULLY]
TO COME OVER.
1568
01:05:52,049 --> 01:05:55,519
AND HE HARDLY TEXTED ME AT ALL
WHEN HE WAS AWAY.
1569
01:05:55,552 --> 01:05:58,188
AND THE WORST PART IS
1570
01:05:58,222 --> 01:06:00,190
I TOLD HIM
THAT I MISSED CONNOR.
1571
01:06:01,758 --> 01:06:03,293
AND HE SAID
THAT HE WAS AFRAID
1572
01:06:03,327 --> 01:06:06,163
CONNOR WAS GETTING
TOO ATTACHED TO ME,
1573
01:06:06,196 --> 01:06:07,731
SO...
1574
01:06:07,764 --> 01:06:09,433
I DON'T THINK
IT'S WORKING, HONEY.
1575
01:06:10,700 --> 01:06:11,735
MOM, ARE YOU...
1576
01:06:11,768 --> 01:06:13,570
NO, HONEY.
1577
01:06:13,603 --> 01:06:14,504
OH...
1578
01:06:16,073 --> 01:06:18,675
SWEETHEART,
IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.
1579
01:06:18,708 --> 01:06:20,644
I'M ALL RIGHT, REALLY.
1580
01:06:23,580 --> 01:06:27,517
WHEN YOU GO THROUGH
REALLY HARD TIMES...
1581
01:06:27,551 --> 01:06:28,385
IT MAKES YOU STRONGER.
1582
01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:33,023
IT DOES.
1583
01:06:33,057 --> 01:06:35,959
AND WHAT HAPPENED
WITH YOUR DAD,
1584
01:06:35,992 --> 01:06:40,164
OH, THIS IS NOTHING
IN COMPARISON TO THAT.
1585
01:06:40,197 --> 01:06:43,667
I'M SO MUCH STRONGER
THAN I WAS BEFORE.
1586
01:06:49,139 --> 01:06:51,641
I'LL BE FINE.
1587
01:06:51,675 --> 01:06:52,642
I LOVE YOU.
1588
01:06:59,883 --> 01:07:01,151
[CHUCKLES FONDLY]
1589
01:07:04,688 --> 01:07:07,124
YOU'RE SO TIRED.
1590
01:07:12,262 --> 01:07:13,997
CAN I BORROW THESE?
1591
01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:15,732
THEY'RE ALL YOURS.
1592
01:07:15,765 --> 01:07:17,234
[CHUCKLES]
1593
01:07:22,372 --> 01:07:24,174
'NIGHT.
1594
01:07:40,090 --> 01:07:42,492
[VOICE CRIES SOFTLY]
1595
01:07:44,261 --> 01:07:46,096
[MUFFLED SOBBING]
1596
01:07:56,906 --> 01:07:59,176
[RENE SOBBING]
1597
01:08:10,720 --> 01:08:12,722
I REALLY MESSED THINGS UP
1598
01:08:12,756 --> 01:08:15,792
AND I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO FIX THIS.
1599
01:08:15,825 --> 01:08:19,163
PLEASE HELP ME.
1600
01:08:25,735 --> 01:08:27,337
[KNOCKS]
1601
01:08:32,842 --> 01:08:33,977
ARE YOU OKAY?
1602
01:08:34,010 --> 01:08:36,246
WILLIS, I'M SO SORRY.
1603
01:08:37,714 --> 01:08:38,682
IT'S ALL GOOD.
1604
01:08:40,384 --> 01:08:43,653
I THINK I RUINED MY MOM'S LIFE.
1605
01:08:43,687 --> 01:08:45,589
COME ON IN.
1606
01:08:53,897 --> 01:08:55,599
WOW.
1607
01:08:55,632 --> 01:08:57,301
DEFIES THE IMAGINATION,
DOESN'T IT?
1608
01:08:59,869 --> 01:09:01,838
TOTALLY.
1609
01:09:01,871 --> 01:09:03,373
IT'S SO OTHERWORLDLY.
1610
01:09:04,574 --> 01:09:06,810
IS THIS HOW YOU
IMAGINE HEAVEN?
1611
01:09:06,843 --> 01:09:07,944
NO.
1612
01:09:07,977 --> 01:09:09,979
WHY NOT?
1613
01:09:10,013 --> 01:09:12,081
BECAUSE OUTER SPACE
1614
01:09:12,115 --> 01:09:13,983
IS STILL IN THE SAME
DIMENSION AS US.
1615
01:09:14,017 --> 01:09:15,685
HEAVEN ISN'T.
1616
01:09:15,719 --> 01:09:17,287
PEOPLE GET THAT CONFUSED,
1617
01:09:17,321 --> 01:09:18,655
AND IT ANNOYS ME.
1618
01:09:18,688 --> 01:09:23,159
LIKE, THEY CONFUSE ALIENS
AND SPIRITUAL BEINGS.
1619
01:09:23,193 --> 01:09:25,729
ALIENS ARE STILL
IN THE SAME DIMENSION AS US.
1620
01:09:25,762 --> 01:09:29,065
ANGELS AREN'T.
1621
01:09:29,098 --> 01:09:31,368
DO YOU REALLY
BELIEVE IN ALL THAT?
1622
01:09:31,401 --> 01:09:33,803
IN GOD?
1623
01:09:33,837 --> 01:09:36,706
HEAVEN? ANGELS?
1624
01:09:36,740 --> 01:09:39,243
YEAH, OF COURSE, I DO.
1625
01:09:39,276 --> 01:09:42,579
I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES
I'VE TOLD YOU THAT.
1626
01:09:42,612 --> 01:09:44,548
SO YOU'VE GOT IT ALL
FIGURED OUT, DON'T YOU?
1627
01:09:44,581 --> 01:09:45,449
I DO.
1628
01:09:45,482 --> 01:09:50,086
I'M INCREDIBLY SMART
AND AMAZINGLY DEEP.
1629
01:09:50,119 --> 01:09:52,322
THAT'S WHAT I LIKE
MOST ABOUT YOU.
1630
01:09:52,356 --> 01:09:54,023
YOUR OPEN-MINDED
BULLHEADEDNESS.
1631
01:09:54,057 --> 01:09:55,124
[CHUCKLES]
1632
01:09:55,158 --> 01:09:56,960
ARE YOU IMPLYING
THAT I HAVE A FAULT?
1633
01:09:56,993 --> 01:09:58,695
NO, I'M NOT.
1634
01:10:00,096 --> 01:10:03,467
YOU'RE PERFECT.
1635
01:10:03,500 --> 01:10:07,304
I AM DEFINITELY
NOT PERFECT.
1636
01:10:07,337 --> 01:10:09,673
I'M SUPERFICIAL,
1637
01:10:09,706 --> 01:10:12,276
I GIVE TOO MUCH IMPORTANCE
TO LOOKS, LIKE BODIE'S.
1638
01:10:12,309 --> 01:10:14,744
I'M ALWAYS WANTING TO DO
MAKEOVERS ON PEOPLE.
1639
01:10:16,380 --> 01:10:17,981
YOU'VE NEVER WANTED
TO DO A MAKEOVER ON ME.
1640
01:10:18,014 --> 01:10:19,949
OH, YES, I HAVE.
1641
01:10:19,983 --> 01:10:22,218
I'VE JUST NEVER TOLD YOU.
1642
01:10:22,252 --> 01:10:25,855
WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO ME?
1643
01:10:25,889 --> 01:10:27,657
WELL...
1644
01:10:27,691 --> 01:10:30,594
FIRST OF ALL,
YOU NEED WAY COOLER GLASSES.
1645
01:10:30,627 --> 01:10:33,630
OR CONTACTS.
1646
01:10:33,663 --> 01:10:34,931
AND SECOND OF ALL,
1647
01:10:34,964 --> 01:10:37,767
YOU NEED TO MESS UP YOUR HAIR.
1648
01:10:39,102 --> 01:10:40,136
YEAH.
1649
01:10:40,169 --> 01:10:41,505
SEE, THAT LOOKS BETTER ALREADY.
1650
01:10:41,538 --> 01:10:42,872
BETTER?
1651
01:10:42,906 --> 01:10:44,674
BETTER IS ALL I CAN HOPE FOR?
1652
01:10:44,708 --> 01:10:47,511
[LAUGHS]
1653
01:10:48,645 --> 01:10:49,513
AND CLOTHES.
1654
01:10:52,048 --> 01:10:54,551
YOU NEED A WHOLE
NEW WARDROBE.
1655
01:10:54,584 --> 01:10:58,121
JUST SAY THE WORD,
AND I'M ON THE JOB.
1656
01:10:58,154 --> 01:10:59,923
YOUR PERSONAL STYLIST.
1657
01:11:02,326 --> 01:11:04,794
OKAY, LET'S DO IT.
1658
01:11:04,828 --> 01:11:06,363
OKAY.
1659
01:11:08,965 --> 01:11:10,033
[STUDENTS GUSHING]
1660
01:11:10,066 --> 01:11:11,134
WHO'S THAT HOTTIE?
1661
01:11:11,167 --> 01:11:13,036
BIANCA!
1662
01:11:13,069 --> 01:11:14,904
THAT'S WILLIS!
1663
01:11:14,938 --> 01:11:17,173
WHAT?
1664
01:11:17,206 --> 01:11:18,575
[LAUGHING]
1665
01:11:19,543 --> 01:11:21,845
[STUDENTS GUSH IN EXCITEMENT]
1666
01:11:21,878 --> 01:11:22,979
WILLIS!
1667
01:11:23,012 --> 01:11:24,981
IS THAT REALLY YOU?
1668
01:11:25,014 --> 01:11:26,583
YOU'RE SO
PROM-DATE-ABLE.
1669
01:11:33,823 --> 01:11:35,492
[SIGHING]
1670
01:11:37,126 --> 01:11:38,094
HEY.
1671
01:11:38,127 --> 01:11:40,163
HEY.
1672
01:11:40,196 --> 01:11:41,631
CAN WE TALK SOMEWHERE
FOR A MOMENT?
1673
01:11:41,665 --> 01:11:46,570
YEAH, JUST GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES.
I'LL MEET YOU IN THE PARK.
1674
01:11:46,603 --> 01:11:48,672
OKAY.
1675
01:12:00,149 --> 01:12:04,053
WE NEVER DID HAVE A CONVERSATION
ABOUT BEING EXCLUSIVE, DID WE?
1676
01:12:04,087 --> 01:12:05,321
UM...
1677
01:12:06,723 --> 01:12:08,124
YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG.
1678
01:12:08,157 --> 01:12:10,694
I MEAN, YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT
TO SEE ANYBODY YOU WANT TO.
1679
01:12:10,727 --> 01:12:13,229
IT WAS MY FAULT FOR ASSUMING
WE WOULDN'T SEE OTHER PEOPLE.
1680
01:12:13,262 --> 01:12:16,900
I'M SORRY,
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
1681
01:12:16,933 --> 01:12:18,768
JENNY AND I, WE WEREN'T LIKE
YOU AND MICHAEL.
1682
01:12:20,336 --> 01:12:22,372
SHE HAD AN AFFAIR.
1683
01:12:22,406 --> 01:12:24,441
[SIGHS SADLY]
1684
01:12:24,474 --> 01:12:27,477
IT WAS LIKE
SHE RIPPED MY HEART OUT.
1685
01:12:27,511 --> 01:12:29,879
IT WAS LIKE SHE SMASHED MY HEAD
AGAINST A BRICK WALL.
1686
01:12:32,482 --> 01:12:33,450
I WOULD SIT UP
LATE AT NIGHT,
1687
01:12:33,483 --> 01:12:34,418
WITH CONNOR IN MY ARMS,
1688
01:12:34,451 --> 01:12:36,786
AND JUST CRY FOR HIM.
1689
01:12:36,820 --> 01:12:39,956
I WAS DEVASTATED.
1690
01:12:39,989 --> 01:12:41,791
IT WAS WITH A GUY
THAT I CONSIDERED TO BE
1691
01:12:41,825 --> 01:12:43,326
A CLOSE FRIEND.
1692
01:12:43,359 --> 01:12:45,028
I'M SORRY...
1693
01:12:45,061 --> 01:12:47,230
I NEVER GOT OVER IT,
1694
01:12:47,263 --> 01:12:49,132
SO WHEN I SAW YOU
WITH THAT GUY,
1695
01:12:49,165 --> 01:12:51,034
I JUST...
1696
01:12:51,067 --> 01:12:53,036
I JUST SHUT DOWN.
1697
01:12:54,671 --> 01:12:56,773
WHAT GUY?
1698
01:12:58,575 --> 01:12:59,476
BEFORE I LEFT
TO GO TO THE CONFERENCE
1699
01:12:59,509 --> 01:13:00,410
THE OTHER NIGHT,
1700
01:13:00,444 --> 01:13:01,611
I CAME DOWN TO SURPRISE YOU,
1701
01:13:01,645 --> 01:13:03,046
AND I SAW YOU IN THE BISTRO
WITH THIS GUY.
1702
01:13:04,648 --> 01:13:07,851
YOU WERE HUGGING, AND...
1703
01:13:07,884 --> 01:13:10,153
THE MAN YOU SAW ME WITH
AT THE BISTRO?
1704
01:13:10,186 --> 01:13:11,287
YES.
1705
01:13:11,320 --> 01:13:13,156
THAT WAS MY BROTHER, EDDIE.
1706
01:13:14,357 --> 01:13:15,391
YOUR BROTHER?
1707
01:13:15,425 --> 01:13:17,093
YEAH, HE WAS JUST
PASSING THROUGH.
1708
01:13:17,126 --> 01:13:18,528
HE LIVES OUT OF STATE.
1709
01:13:18,562 --> 01:13:20,597
I DON'T... I DON'T KNOW...
1710
01:13:20,630 --> 01:13:22,098
YOU KNOW WHAT,
I'VE BEEN THINKING.
1711
01:13:22,131 --> 01:13:23,299
WE RUSHED INTO THIS.
1712
01:13:23,332 --> 01:13:25,134
I WAS NAIVE,
1713
01:13:25,168 --> 01:13:26,603
ACTING LIKE A TEENAGER,
1714
01:13:26,636 --> 01:13:31,140
THINKING THAT I COULD FALL
HEAD OVER HEELS IN LOVE AGAIN.
1715
01:13:31,174 --> 01:13:32,876
IT WAS RASH, AND...
1716
01:13:34,043 --> 01:13:36,480
THE WORST PART IS,
WE GOT OUR KIDS INVOLVED.
1717
01:13:39,516 --> 01:13:41,551
AND THE THING IS...
1718
01:13:41,585 --> 01:13:45,054
IS THAT MICHAEL WOULD HAVE NEVER
PLAYED GAMES WITH ME.
1719
01:13:45,088 --> 01:13:47,190
I'M SORRY.
1720
01:13:47,223 --> 01:13:50,393
IF HE HAD A PROBLEM WITH ME,
HE WOULD HAVE TALKED ABOUT IT,
1721
01:13:50,426 --> 01:13:51,661
NOT GIVEN ME
THE SILENT TREATMENT.
1722
01:13:51,695 --> 01:13:53,262
I DON'T LIKE
BEING TREATED LIKE THAT.
1723
01:13:53,296 --> 01:13:54,864
RENE...
1724
01:13:56,432 --> 01:13:57,767
I'VE COME TO THE CONCLUSION
1725
01:13:57,801 --> 01:14:01,938
THAT I'M REALLY HAPPIER
BEING ALONE...
1726
01:14:01,971 --> 01:14:03,206
WITH HEADLY.
1727
01:14:03,239 --> 01:14:04,340
WE DON'T NEED
ANYONE ELSE.
1728
01:14:04,373 --> 01:14:05,575
RENE...
1729
01:14:05,609 --> 01:14:08,478
I'M SORRY THAT YOU DIDN'T
HAVE FAITH IN ME...
1730
01:14:08,512 --> 01:14:13,683
AND I'M SORRY THAT
I DON'T HAVE ANY FAITH IN YOU.
1731
01:14:15,284 --> 01:14:16,452
RENE!
1732
01:14:26,630 --> 01:14:28,798
[TAKING DEEP BREATHS]
1733
01:14:34,170 --> 01:14:35,204
WHAT HAPPENED?
1734
01:14:38,341 --> 01:14:39,676
I JUST BROKE UP WITH ANDREW.
1735
01:14:41,578 --> 01:14:43,580
AH, I WAS AFRAID OF THAT.
1736
01:14:43,613 --> 01:14:44,814
IT'S COMPLICATED.
1737
01:14:46,550 --> 01:14:48,451
RENE, I HAVE TO SAY THIS
1738
01:14:48,484 --> 01:14:50,419
BECAUSE YOU'RE
IMPORTANT TO ME.
1739
01:14:50,453 --> 01:14:52,288
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO
PUT IN THE EFFORT IT TAKES
1740
01:14:52,321 --> 01:14:53,156
TO HAVE A GROWN-UP
RELATIONSHIP,
1741
01:14:53,189 --> 01:14:54,257
THEN DON'T.
1742
01:14:54,290 --> 01:14:55,324
AND IF YOU WANT TO
WALLOW IN MOURNING
1743
01:14:55,358 --> 01:14:56,225
FOR THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE,
1744
01:14:56,259 --> 01:14:57,561
THEN DO,
1745
01:14:57,594 --> 01:15:00,564
BUT DON'T GO CLOSING DOORS
THAT COULD STAY OPEN.
1746
01:15:05,301 --> 01:15:06,970
YOU OKAY, GIRL?
1747
01:15:08,104 --> 01:15:11,608
AW... YOU'LL BE
ALL RIGHT.
1748
01:15:11,641 --> 01:15:13,577
IT'LL BE OKAY.
1749
01:15:19,348 --> 01:15:21,718
HEY.
1750
01:15:22,919 --> 01:15:25,221
RENT OLD MOVIES.
1751
01:15:26,489 --> 01:15:28,457
HUH?
1752
01:15:28,491 --> 01:15:30,059
WATCH OLD BLACK AND WHITE MOVIES
WITH HEADLY.
1753
01:15:30,093 --> 01:15:31,628
SHE'LL LOVE YOU FOR THAT.
1754
01:15:31,661 --> 01:15:33,897
AND BE SUPER NICE TO HER MOTHER.
1755
01:15:33,930 --> 01:15:38,602
MAYBE EVEN BRING HER MOTHER
FLOWERS SOMETIME.
1756
01:15:38,635 --> 01:15:40,236
ASK HER ABOUT HERSELF.
1757
01:15:40,269 --> 01:15:42,138
AND JUST LISTEN.
1758
01:15:42,171 --> 01:15:43,239
OKAY?
1759
01:15:43,272 --> 01:15:45,174
JUST LISTEN.
1760
01:15:45,208 --> 01:15:47,076
OKAY.
1761
01:15:49,045 --> 01:15:50,647
THANKS.
1762
01:15:56,252 --> 01:15:57,921
[KIDS LAUGH AND PLAY]
1763
01:15:57,954 --> 01:15:59,188
I'M GONNA GET YOU!
1764
01:15:59,222 --> 01:16:00,790
I'M GONNA GET YOU!
1765
01:16:11,167 --> 01:16:13,369
[KNOCKS]
1766
01:16:13,402 --> 01:16:14,771
HI, BODIE.
1767
01:16:14,804 --> 01:16:16,640
SO NICE TO SEE YOU.
1768
01:16:16,673 --> 01:16:18,675
HEADLY, YOU HAVE
A VISITOR!
1769
01:16:18,708 --> 01:16:20,777
OH, MY GOSH,
SHE'S GOING TO LOVE THESE.
1770
01:16:20,810 --> 01:16:24,313
ACTUALLY, THEY'RE FOR YOU,
MRS. ANDERSON.
1771
01:16:24,347 --> 01:16:25,448
THEY'RE A THANK YOU
1772
01:16:25,481 --> 01:16:28,217
FOR HAVING
SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER.
1773
01:16:28,251 --> 01:16:29,385
OH, HOW THOUGHTFUL OF YOU.
1774
01:16:29,418 --> 01:16:31,287
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
1775
01:16:31,320 --> 01:16:32,889
HI.
1776
01:16:33,890 --> 01:16:35,391
HI.
1777
01:16:35,424 --> 01:16:37,293
UM...
1778
01:16:37,326 --> 01:16:39,162
A CLASSIC, OLD
BLACK AND WHITE MOVIE.
1779
01:16:39,195 --> 01:16:40,129
WANT TO WATCH IT?
1780
01:16:40,163 --> 01:16:41,731
UH, NOW?
1781
01:16:41,765 --> 01:16:43,466
IF YOU'RE NOT BUSY.
1782
01:16:43,499 --> 01:16:44,868
WELL, ACTUALLY,
1783
01:16:44,901 --> 01:16:47,170
MY MOM AND I ARE KIND OF HAVING
A MOTHER-DAUGHTER DAY.
1784
01:16:47,203 --> 01:16:49,906
OH, MY GOSH!
1785
01:16:49,939 --> 01:16:50,907
WHAT?
1786
01:16:50,940 --> 01:16:53,542
I WAS SUPPOSED TO COVER
FOR MITZI TODAY!
1787
01:16:53,576 --> 01:16:54,410
WHAT WAS I THINKING?
1788
01:16:54,443 --> 01:16:55,679
GOSH!
1789
01:16:56,980 --> 01:16:59,382
UH, WELL THEN, I WOULD LOVE
TO WATCH IT.
1790
01:16:59,415 --> 01:17:00,383
PERFECT.
1791
01:17:02,585 --> 01:17:04,120
[MOVIE PLAYS]
1792
01:17:24,240 --> 01:17:26,609
[***]
1793
01:17:26,642 --> 01:17:30,613
* NO SUN OUT THIS MORNING
1794
01:17:30,646 --> 01:17:33,750
* NO ANSWERS IN THE RAIN
1795
01:17:35,819 --> 01:17:42,158
* WAKE UP, TELL ME
THAT WE'LL BE ALL RIGHT AGAIN
1796
01:17:45,128 --> 01:17:48,631
* I CLOSE MY EYES
1797
01:17:48,664 --> 01:17:52,802
* AND FEEL YOU SLIP AWAY
1798
01:17:54,470 --> 01:17:58,607
* HOLD ON, HEART
HOLD ON, LOVE
1799
01:17:58,641 --> 01:18:01,911
* DON'T GO NOW
1800
01:18:03,446 --> 01:18:07,751
* HOLD ON, HEART
HOLD ON TIGHT
1801
01:18:07,784 --> 01:18:10,319
* DON'T GO NOW
1802
01:18:15,291 --> 01:18:17,626
[***]
1803
01:18:17,660 --> 01:18:22,398
* ALL ALONE ON YOUR SIDE
1804
01:18:22,431 --> 01:18:26,669
* LISTENING HERE ALL NIGHT
1805
01:18:26,702 --> 01:18:36,345
* RIVER RUNS BETWEEN US
DEEPER OVER TIME
1806
01:18:36,379 --> 01:18:39,849
* I WANT TO FEEL YOU REACHING
1807
01:18:39,883 --> 01:18:45,421
* JUST TELL ME IT'S ALL RIGHT
1808
01:18:45,454 --> 01:18:49,692
* HOLD ON, HEART
HOLD ON, LOVE
1809
01:18:49,725 --> 01:18:54,097
* DON'T GO NOW
1810
01:18:54,130 --> 01:18:58,667
* HOLD ON, HEART
HOLD ON TIGHT
1811
01:18:58,701 --> 01:19:02,038
* DON'T GO NOW
1812
01:19:03,472 --> 01:19:07,543
* HOLD ON, HEART
HOLD ON, LOVE
1813
01:19:07,576 --> 01:19:12,081
* DON'T GO NOW
1814
01:19:12,115 --> 01:19:16,685
* HOLD ON, HEART
HOLD ON TIGHT
1815
01:19:16,719 --> 01:19:21,958
* DON'T GO NOW
1816
01:19:25,561 --> 01:19:29,899
[***]
1817
01:19:29,933 --> 01:19:33,837
* I REALLY LOVE YOU
1818
01:19:39,308 --> 01:19:40,443
MOM...
1819
01:19:40,476 --> 01:19:41,845
MM-HMM?
1820
01:19:41,878 --> 01:19:46,249
HOW COME WE'VE NEVER TALKED
ABOUT THE DAY DAD DIED?
1821
01:19:50,954 --> 01:19:53,489
I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO BE SAD.
1822
01:19:56,525 --> 01:19:58,094
MOM, I'M ALREADY SAD.
1823
01:20:09,572 --> 01:20:10,539
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?
1824
01:20:11,774 --> 01:20:14,043
EVERYTHING.
1825
01:20:19,615 --> 01:20:20,783
WE WERE HERE,
1826
01:20:20,816 --> 01:20:22,618
REMEMBER?
1827
01:20:22,651 --> 01:20:25,554
BAKING COOKIES.
1828
01:20:25,588 --> 01:20:26,722
YEAH.
1829
01:20:26,755 --> 01:20:28,691
[CHUCKLES]
1830
01:20:28,724 --> 01:20:32,361
THEN THE PHONE RANG.
1831
01:20:32,395 --> 01:20:34,998
AND IT WAS THIS LADY.
1832
01:20:36,565 --> 01:20:38,267
AND SHE SAID
1833
01:20:38,301 --> 01:20:43,072
THAT I HAD TO COME DOWN
TO THE HOSPITAL RIGHT AWAY.
1834
01:20:43,106 --> 01:20:47,676
THAT YOUR FATHER HAD BEEN
IN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT
1835
01:20:47,710 --> 01:20:50,914
WITH A BUS.
1836
01:20:53,249 --> 01:20:55,051
AND I, UH...
1837
01:20:55,084 --> 01:21:00,456
I DROPPED YOU OFF
AT THE NEIGHBOUR'S
1838
01:21:00,489 --> 01:21:02,058
AND I WENT TO THE HOSPITAL,
1839
01:21:02,091 --> 01:21:03,292
AND I STOOD IN THE DOOR...
1840
01:21:06,029 --> 01:21:07,530
I SAW YOUR DAD,
AND HE LOOKED...
1841
01:21:07,563 --> 01:21:09,665
LIKE HIMSELF,
1842
01:21:09,698 --> 01:21:12,568
ONLY RESTING, AND...
1843
01:21:15,738 --> 01:21:18,207
UNTIL I GOT CLOSER.
1844
01:21:19,375 --> 01:21:21,610
AND HE WAS JUST...
1845
01:21:21,644 --> 01:21:23,012
GONE.
1846
01:21:26,015 --> 01:21:28,084
THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.
1847
01:21:29,752 --> 01:21:33,356
WASN'T THERE ANYMORE.
1848
01:21:35,724 --> 01:21:38,727
AND I WAS JUST..
1849
01:21:38,761 --> 01:21:44,033
I WAS JUST SO DEVASTATED, HONEY.
1850
01:21:44,067 --> 01:21:48,004
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
1851
01:21:52,908 --> 01:21:56,812
SOMEHOW, I JUST...
1852
01:21:56,845 --> 01:21:59,748
KNEW I HAD TO BE STRONG...
1853
01:21:59,782 --> 01:22:01,517
FOR YOU.
1854
01:22:01,550 --> 01:22:02,718
I'M SORRY.
1855
01:22:02,751 --> 01:22:04,753
I JUST COULDN'T TALK.
1856
01:22:04,787 --> 01:22:06,289
MOM...
1857
01:22:07,623 --> 01:22:09,658
I'M SO SORRY, HONEY.
1858
01:22:37,586 --> 01:22:39,688
[KNOCKING INSISTENTLY]
1859
01:22:41,590 --> 01:22:42,691
HEADLY?
1860
01:22:42,725 --> 01:22:43,692
ANDREW, MY MOM NEEDS YOU...
1861
01:22:45,361 --> 01:22:46,162
AND I KNOW THAT
YOU NEED HER,
1862
01:22:46,195 --> 01:22:47,930
BUT SHE'S STUBBORN,
1863
01:22:47,963 --> 01:22:49,132
AND IF YOU WANT TO BE WITH HER,
1864
01:22:49,165 --> 01:22:50,799
YOU ARE GOING TO
HAVE TO FIGHT FOR HER.
1865
01:22:50,833 --> 01:22:53,502
COME IN, HEADLY.
1866
01:22:56,972 --> 01:22:58,974
* DON'T RUN, JUST CRAWL
1867
01:22:59,008 --> 01:23:01,277
* AND YOU'LL SEE IT ALL
1868
01:23:01,310 --> 01:23:06,015
* THE WAY
YOU JUST LEARNED TO LOVE
1869
01:23:06,049 --> 01:23:07,916
* DON'T RUN, JUST CRAWL
1870
01:23:07,950 --> 01:23:10,253
* AND YOU'LL SEE IT ALL
1871
01:23:10,286 --> 01:23:15,658
* THE WAY
YOU JUST LEARNED TO LOVE
1872
01:23:15,691 --> 01:23:17,826
* DON'T MOVE TOO FAST
1873
01:23:17,860 --> 01:23:20,196
* YOU'LL SEE AT LAST
1874
01:23:20,229 --> 01:23:24,767
* WHEN YOU JUST LEARNED
TO LOVE
1875
01:23:24,800 --> 01:23:26,569
* YOU GOTTA LEARN TO LOVE
1876
01:23:26,602 --> 01:23:27,770
* LEARN TO LOVE
1877
01:23:27,803 --> 01:23:28,937
* LEARN TO LOVE
1878
01:23:28,971 --> 01:23:30,339
* LEARN TO LOVE
1879
01:23:30,373 --> 01:23:34,843
* WHEN YOU JUST
LEARNED TO LOVE, YEAH
1880
01:23:34,877 --> 01:23:36,079
* YOU GOTTA LEARN TO LOVE
1881
01:23:36,112 --> 01:23:37,380
* LEARN TO LOVE
1882
01:23:37,413 --> 01:23:38,647
* LEARN TO LOVE
1883
01:23:38,681 --> 01:23:39,882
* LEARN TO LOVE
1884
01:23:39,915 --> 01:23:44,087
* WHEN YOU JUST
LEARNED TO LOVE, YEAH
1885
01:23:44,120 --> 01:23:50,025
* YOU GOTTA... OH-OH...
1886
01:23:59,302 --> 01:24:01,337
MICHAEL,
1887
01:24:01,370 --> 01:24:04,006
I DON'T KNOW
WHY THINGS HAPPEN
1888
01:24:04,039 --> 01:24:08,344
THE WAY THEY DO,
1889
01:24:08,377 --> 01:24:12,315
BUT I KNOW YOU'D WANT ME
TO KEEP AN OPEN HEART.
1890
01:24:15,284 --> 01:24:17,553
AND I THINK YOU'D APPROVE.
1891
01:24:31,534 --> 01:24:33,802
[DOORBELL RINGS]
1892
01:24:42,077 --> 01:24:43,379
I THOUGHT I'D RECIPROCATE?
1893
01:24:43,412 --> 01:24:46,915
WHAT, NO CANDIES OR BALLOONS?
1894
01:24:46,949 --> 01:24:48,617
NO...
1895
01:24:48,651 --> 01:24:50,319
[CHUCKLES]
1896
01:24:52,020 --> 01:24:53,389
RENE, I AM SO SORRY
FOR DOUBTING YOU.
1897
01:24:55,124 --> 01:24:56,625
I'M SORRY I WAS
SO INSECURE,
1898
01:24:56,659 --> 01:24:58,861
THAT I COULDN'T COME TO YOU
AND TALK ABOUT IT SOONER.
1899
01:24:58,894 --> 01:25:01,096
I WILL NEVER GIVE YOU
THE SILENT TREATMENT AGAIN.
1900
01:25:01,130 --> 01:25:02,831
I WILL NEVER DO THAT
TO YOU AGAIN, I PROMISE.
1901
01:25:04,300 --> 01:25:08,637
YOU THINK I'D BE HERE
IF I DIDN'T KNOW THAT?
1902
01:25:08,671 --> 01:25:09,505
[GIGGLES]
1903
01:25:19,748 --> 01:25:22,084
WHAT SHOULD I DO ABOUT BODIE?
1904
01:25:22,117 --> 01:25:23,586
WHAT'S TO DO?
1905
01:25:23,619 --> 01:25:24,420
WELL, WITH HIM,
1906
01:25:24,453 --> 01:25:26,922
IT'S EITHER SPORTS OR SPORTS.
1907
01:25:26,955 --> 01:25:28,191
I DON'T SEE
WHAT'S SO BAD
1908
01:25:28,224 --> 01:25:30,393
ABOUT A GUY CHECKING
A FEW SCORES DURING A MOVIE.
1909
01:25:30,426 --> 01:25:31,994
THEY'RE SORT OF A BIG DEAL.
1910
01:25:32,027 --> 01:25:33,128
WHAT'S WRONG IS
1911
01:25:33,162 --> 01:25:34,530
HE'S TRYING TO BE
SOMETHING HE'S NOT.
1912
01:25:34,563 --> 01:25:35,498
SO?
1913
01:25:35,531 --> 01:25:38,033
HE'S TRYING TO CHANGE, FOR YOU.
1914
01:25:38,066 --> 01:25:41,670
THAT'S NOT A BAD THING.
THAT'S A GOOD THING.
1915
01:25:41,704 --> 01:25:42,571
HEADLY,
1916
01:25:42,605 --> 01:25:45,140
THE CUTEST BOY IN SCHOOL
IS INTO YOU,
1917
01:25:45,174 --> 01:25:48,577
AND YOU'RE TURNING IT
INTO A PROBLEM.
1918
01:25:48,611 --> 01:25:52,047
YOU KNOW, FOR ONCE,
I THINK YOU ARE RIGHT.
1919
01:25:52,080 --> 01:25:54,383
[GIGGLING]
1920
01:25:55,618 --> 01:25:56,852
SMILE, YOU GUYS.
1921
01:25:56,885 --> 01:25:58,754
OH, YOU LOOK GREAT!
1922
01:25:58,787 --> 01:26:00,189
OH, THAT'S GREAT.
1923
01:26:01,089 --> 01:26:02,057
AW...
1924
01:26:02,090 --> 01:26:03,292
-THAT'S GREAT.
-YOU GUYS...
1925
01:26:03,326 --> 01:26:04,293
YOU GUYS ARE
GOING TO BE LATE.
1926
01:26:04,327 --> 01:26:06,229
-LET'S GO. YOU READY?
-YEAH.
1927
01:26:06,262 --> 01:26:07,396
HAVE FUN, HONEY.
1928
01:26:07,430 --> 01:26:08,297
BYE.
1929
01:26:08,331 --> 01:26:09,265
OH, WAIT!
I'VE GOT TO GET--
1930
01:26:09,298 --> 01:26:10,833
-UH, HEADLY?
-YEAH?
1931
01:26:12,601 --> 01:26:14,937
I WANT TO ASK YOU FOR
YOUR MOTHER'S HAND IN MARRIAGE.
1932
01:26:16,905 --> 01:26:18,841
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
1933
01:26:20,476 --> 01:26:21,744
YES!
[LAUGHING] YES.
1934
01:26:21,777 --> 01:26:24,179
OF COURSE. YES.
1935
01:26:24,213 --> 01:26:25,248
I WANT TO
THANK YOU, HEADLY,
1936
01:26:25,281 --> 01:26:26,815
FOR INTRODUCING
YOUR MOTHER AND ME.
1937
01:26:26,849 --> 01:26:27,950
I'M PRETTY LUCKY
1938
01:26:27,983 --> 01:26:30,753
TO BE GETTING YOU
IN MY LIFE, TOO.
1939
01:26:30,786 --> 01:26:32,054
CONGRATULATIONS, ANDREW,
1940
01:26:32,087 --> 01:26:33,922
AND THANK YOU.
1941
01:26:36,992 --> 01:26:38,294
WILLIS!
1942
01:26:38,327 --> 01:26:39,628
YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO BELIEVE THIS.
1943
01:26:39,662 --> 01:26:41,764
ANDREW IS GOING TO PROPOSE
TO MY MOM.
1944
01:26:41,797 --> 01:26:43,065
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?
1945
01:26:43,098 --> 01:26:44,467
WE DID THIS! THIS WAS US.
1946
01:26:44,500 --> 01:26:45,568
WHAT?
1947
01:26:49,972 --> 01:26:51,507
WE'D BETTER
LEAVE THEM ALONE.
1948
01:26:51,540 --> 01:26:52,441
COME ON.
1949
01:27:03,986 --> 01:27:05,788
WILLIS...
1950
01:27:05,821 --> 01:27:08,957
YOU MADE MY HEAD SPIN.
1951
01:27:14,497 --> 01:27:15,398
DO YOU THINK
THE MAPLE LEAFS
1952
01:27:15,431 --> 01:27:16,899
CAN HANDLE THE BRUINS
THIS YEAR?
1953
01:27:16,932 --> 01:27:18,233
BUT I DON'T THINK
1954
01:27:18,267 --> 01:27:19,134
THEY'LL BE ABLE TO HANDLE
THE BLACKHAWKS,
1955
01:27:19,167 --> 01:27:20,703
DO YOU?
1956
01:27:22,070 --> 01:27:24,039
UH... YEAH.
1957
01:27:24,072 --> 01:27:25,240
NO, THEY'LL TAKE THE BRUINS,
1958
01:27:25,274 --> 01:27:27,175
BUT... YEAH,
BLACKHAWKS ARE DEFINITELY
1959
01:27:27,209 --> 01:27:29,312
A DIFFERENT STORY.
1960
01:27:29,345 --> 01:27:31,880
[BIANCA]: WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF FOOTBALL?
1961
01:27:31,914 --> 01:27:33,882
[BRODIE]: HOW ABOUT DREW BREES
WITH THE SAINTS?
1962
01:27:39,655 --> 01:27:41,590
YES.
1963
01:27:41,624 --> 01:27:43,792
YES...
1964
01:27:45,127 --> 01:27:46,094
I LOVE YOU, ANDREW.
1965
01:27:46,128 --> 01:27:47,229
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
1966
01:27:47,262 --> 01:27:50,165
GUESS THE KIDS GOT IT RIGHT.
1967
01:27:50,198 --> 01:27:51,334
[LAUGHS]
1968
01:27:53,101 --> 01:27:55,571
[***]
1969
01:28:18,093 --> 01:28:21,997
[***]
1970
01:28:35,110 --> 01:28:37,913
* MAYBE I WAS SCARED
THAT LOVE WOULD PASS ME BY
1971
01:28:37,946 --> 01:28:41,817
* MAYBE I THOUGHT I'D RUN
OUT OF SECOND TRIES
1972
01:28:41,850 --> 01:28:45,988
* MAYBE THEN I WOULD SEE
WHAT WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME
1973
01:28:46,021 --> 01:28:49,525
* THIS WHOLE TIME
1974
01:28:49,558 --> 01:28:53,629
* THEN IT HIT ME HARD
LIKE A RUNAWAY TRAIN
1975
01:28:53,662 --> 01:28:57,900
* JUST ONE KISS FROM HIM
MY WHOLE WORLD WAS CHANGED
1976
01:28:57,933 --> 01:29:00,536
* NOW HE'S SAYING MY NAME
1977
01:29:00,569 --> 01:29:04,507
* SINCE MY HEART...
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