All language subtitles for Love.Is.Thicker.Than.Water.2016.1080p.WEBRip.x264-RARBG.eng

[Vida] I'm not picking
that up. Not until
you say sorry.

[Arthur] Well, then it'll stay there till a new owner moves in,

or you get a new boyfriend,

'cause I don't need
to say sorry.

Can you imagine us
growing old together?

Well, I think we have
great role models.

If you look at our parents,
they're still together.

Can you just say that again?
But just, like, while you're
eating a bit of toast.

[Arthur] Can you imagine us
growing old together?

[Vida]
I think its very difficult.

You look at our parents...

That's not what you said.

Time moves on.
Opinions change.

["Come Outside" playing]

♪Oh

♪Why don't you come outside

♪You know as well as I do

♪You know as well as me

♪You know, you know

♪I'can leave you sleeping

♪I can leave you be

♪But oh
but oh♪

♪Oh would you come outside

♪We can think this over

♪We can think this through

[Vida] Trust.

[Arthur] Loyalty.

[Vida] Honesty.

[breathing heavily]

[Arthur] Friendship.

[Vida] Love.

[Arthur] Lust.

-[Vida] More love.
-[Arthur] More sex.

[both chuckling]

[Vida] Green.

[Arthur] Red. Definitely red.

Mountain or beach?

[Vida] Mountain.

-[Arthur] Night or day?
-[Vida] Night.

[Arthur] I like night.

Your hair.
Definitely your hair.

[Vida] Your fingers.
Strong and soft.

[both chuckle]

[Arthur] Your eyes, I think,
um, black diamonds.

[Vida] Black diamonds?

[Arthur] You sound sexy
when you disagree.

[Vida] I always disagree.

[Arthur] And you'll
always be sexy.

[Vida] Mm. [chuckles softly]

I love you, Arthur Davis.

[Arthur] We only just met.

[Vida] And it's long enough
to know I love you.

[Arthur] You're amazing.

Vida...

[Vida] Berliner.

[Arthur] Berliner.

Vida Berliner.

♪Obviously come dream

♪Obviously come dream

♪Obviously come dream

♪Obviously come dream

♪Obviously come dream

♪Obviously come

[Arthur] Like this.
See that.

Don't move.
Don't move, don't move.

[Vida chuckles]

More champagne, my lady?

♪

Okay, come on.
I bet I can hit it in.
Give me one.

What're you gonna bet?

Um, I bet,

that, if, if...

if I get it in,

if I miss,

-if I get it in,
-[Vida chuckles]

I promise to make you
cum again.

I will make you cum
like a tornado.

Like a fucking tornado.

-If you get it in,
-[Arthur] Yeah...

I may let you
hold my hand.

What-- Wait, what if I miss?

Then you
have to sacrifice yourself.

Yeah, fair enough.
All right.

Can you go check?

I can't check.
It's a Sabbath.

At 6:30 in the morning?

Uh-huh. You check.
Go ahead, boy.

I can't. I'm lazy.

[Vida laughs]

-Whoa!
-Oh, fuck!

Oh, that's erupted.

Oh, we'll never make
the winds of love
howl again.

-That depends.
-On what?

The tornado.

[violin music playing]

["Twinkle Twinkle
Little Stars" playing]

[Arthur chuckles]

Wow. They'd be crazy
not to take you on.

And I should be crazy
if they did.

Why, you're so good?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm good.

Your turn.

Gimme a sec. Uh...

Um, it's not much,
really, but, um...

hold on.

Right, here you go.

Thought you flushed yourself
down the toilet.

You are so talented.

No, it's just
a bit of fun.

It's so cool.

What do you even call it?

It's a hobby.
I never show it
to anyone.

You just showed it to me
so you could fuck me.

Isn't that another one
of your talents?

[chuckles]

Fuck! Fuck!

Right turn.

[Vida] Oh, fuck.

Shit. Sorry.

It's £30,000.

["Fever To the Form" playing]

♪So whether music or madness

♪Live by one of the two

♪By one of the two

♪So go on, fill your heart up
With gladness♪

[Vida squeals]

♪Not a moment too soon

[Vida squeals]

[both laughing]

♪Of this I've never been sure

[speaking Hebrew]

[woman] Happy Hanukkah!

[Levi] All right, come on.
Ah, come on!

Hanukkah gelt!

-[man] Hanukkah gelt!
-No, no, no, no! Our guest!
Our guest!

Oh!

Oh, gelt is the Yiddish word
for money, and we give it
to each other.

To remember
to be generous.

Just a reminder, of course.
Not actual generosity.

So, what do you think about
everything going on
in Palestine, Arthur?

Oh, well, um, I guess Hamas
aren't exactly saints--

Well, you see, you have to be
pro-Israel 'cause you're
fucking my sister.

-Oh, please, Helen, stop it.
-What?

Now, come on,
no negative subjects.

Hanukkah. It's forbidden.

[Ethel] So nobody
has anything positive to say?

Arthur's moving in
with me.

[chuckles] Mm.
It's a really nice donut.

Okay.

You, you've been using...

Johnnys. Rubbers.

Pigskins. Raincoats.

Vida, it's not funny.

I can hear you
laughing inside.

Dad, I need you
to give me the spare key
as well.

-There you go.
-Thank you.

Should never have bought you
that flat.

I could just move
back here.

Yeah.

I'll bring you
hot chocolate in bed.

-Yeah?
-Uh huh.

I'll read
bed time stories.

Arthur loves to read me
bed time stories.

When he's not, um,

You just use...

Condoms.

That's the medical term.

What a nice donut.

What a nice donut.

Is it donut?

Donuts.

-Donut.
-Donuts.

Where did you grow up, Arthur?

I grew up in Port Talbot.

Uh, yeah, when I was a kid,
I thought it was the best place
in the world.

Everyone loves
where they grew up.

Oh, I didn't particularly
care for Washington.

Oh, you grew up
in America, did you?

Uh, a few years, yes.
My father was in
the Foreign Office.

Go on, tell him
the White House story.

[Helen] Yeah, tell him
about Jackie Kennedy.

I played hide and seek
with the Kennedy kids
in the Oval Office.

[Helen] Jackie tried
to convert her to Catholicism.

Thank God that didn't work.

What does your father do?

Oh, he worked in the steel works
his whole life.

He's retired now,
but started a business,
fixing appliances.

Oh, that's fantastically,
yeah, interesting.

[clears throat] And you?

Uh...

I'm a bike courier,
at the moment, uh...

raising money
to study economics
here in London.

[Helen] Oh, so you wanna become
an accountant?

No, no, if I study economics,
then I've got a shot
at management back in the works.

A management position, huh?

Your parents must be,
uh, very proud.

Oh, let me help you
with that.

No, no, no. If we want to,

Are you really moving in
with my daughter?

Do you mind?

Not if she's happy
with an accountant.

-Love you.
-Love you.

Mm.

-Love you more.
-Me too, Mushki, me too.

[Vida] They really liked you.

Yeah? What would
they have done
if they didn't?

Killed you.
With kindness.

[Arthur] Oh, that's brilliant.

I can't wait.

[Vida chuckles]

[Arthur] She's got
a really weird
sense of humor.

[Vida] It's her defense.

-[Arthur] She's weird.
-She's had a tough time.

Her mother survived
a concentration camp.

She's a violinist.

And was forced to play
at the entrance
of the gas chambers

while people
were herded in.

And she knew what happened
in there, so she tried to play
as best she could,

hoping people would die better
if they just had a little
Mozart or Bach.

Try raising
a normal family
after that.

Jesus, Vida,
I'm sorry. I--

No, no, no.
My grandmother never ever
talked about it.

After the liberation,
she came here,
met my grandfather.

And she became
a celebrated violinist,

and my grandfather became
ambassador to Portugal,
and then to America.

And my mother sensed
her mother's grief.

And so she made
everybody laugh

with her weird
black humor.

Wow. I mean, yeah.

Wow. The only thing
my family's ever done
is work in the steel works.

Nothing wrong
with that.

Only thing they care about
is rugby, beer and three minutes
of sex before midnight.

[Vida laughs]

Yeah. Those are the men.
What about the women?

Uh, five minutes?

[Vida laughs] Very good.

Oh, my God.
Look at that Hoover.
So cheap.

I mean, it costs
some more to repair, but...

Are you sure?

Yeah, use it.

And whenever
you're ready.

[pop music playing]

♪Took the easy way this far

♪And it makes me sad

♪And it makes me cold

♪And I wonder
When you leave this place♪

♪I wonder

♪Where... something

[upbeat music playing]

[Arthur moaning]

[Vida] Do you think
your family will like me?

[Arthur] Yeah, you're gonna
get along with them perfectly.

Have another biscuit.

Oh, no, thank you.
I've had three already.

Oh, Welsh boys like a bit
of flesh on their girls,
don't they, Arthur?

Yeah, Vida goes easy
on the sugar, Mum.

Really? A good cup of tea
needs at least
two or three spoonfuls,

or it's bitter as sin.

-Tea?
-Oh, um...

Do you have
anything herbal?

Herbal tea?

Yeah, I can't drink caffeine.
It makes me a little
fuzzy-buzzy.

Oh, well, wonderful.

[Brenda] Dad! Fish and chips!

Extra salt, Llion?

Those chips are herbal, honey.

Vic?

[Davies] When Halloween
wobbly-bobbly forgot ya.

Oh, here you go,
dear. Hang on.

Oh. It's a bit early for,
I don't eat...

[Brenda] Just
an afternoon snack.

[Sara] [chuckles] And there's
no sugar...

in fish and chips!
[chuckles]

[Arthur] Vida studied
at the Royal College
of Music, Dad.

[Davies] Oh, yeah?

[Arthur] Yeah, she's a cellist.

Dad plays tuba
for the work's brass band.

Really?

[Sara] Perhaps you could
play together, sometime.

[Arthur] Uh, yeah, I...

Um, Vida's dad's
a doctor.

[Brenda] Eat your chips, Arthur.

Thank you.

I wanted to give these
to Arthur.

I don't think
he really wears pajamas.

Oh, he'll want these.
I washed them especially for him
when I knew you were coming.

Thank you.

Do you love him?

Make sure you give him
his pajamas, right?

I don't want him
to catch pneumonia.

-Room service.
-[moans]

When did you start wearing
these undies?

Vida...

Johnnys.

They're my brother's.

I don't really
know my real brother.

[shushing] You're breaking
all the house rules.

[kissing]

-[Arthur] Oh, God, stop it.
-[Vida laughing]

[Arthur] Please,
stop it. Please.

Oh, my God.

I don't want them
to hear us.

-Oh, my gosh.
-I can be really quiet.

-I can't.
-Oh.

-Shh. They'll have
a heart attack.
-[Vida laughing]

[Arthur] Stop it.
Stop it. Shh!

Someone's up.

[bed creaking]

[Vida laughing]

[Arthur shushing]

[both laughing]

[Vida] Who's having
a heart attack now?

[pop music playing]

♪I'll keep
My demons underground♪

♪If it keeps you smiling

♪You'll never see through...

♪So just keep on sighing

♪Sighing

♪Sighing

Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
I didn't know-- I couldn't
lock the door.

Oh, no, its--
Its been broken for years.

-Ah.
-[Brenda chuckles]

Let me just--
Here you go.

Perfect.

Sorry, I'm gonna leave--

No, stay, stay.
You've got a sister,
haven't you?

-What?
-Yeah, it's fine. [chuckles]

And, do you, do you
make money
playing the cello?

Uh, no, not yet.

Oh, could you, um,
can you pass me
the loo roll, please?

-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

Mm-hmm.

Do you have, like a,
did you have an accident
on your arm?

Oh, no, it's a,
it's a present of my brother.

-What? Arthur?
-[Brenda groans]

No, he gave me this one.
I'll show you.

-[grunts]
-Whoa.

Yeah.

I know.

And, he, um,

sorry, he like,

-he stabbed me with scissors
when I was really young.
-Oh, I'm...

No, I'm only joking.
I fell off my bike
when I was five.

[laughing]

Pigeons are monogamous.

They mate for life.

No lie. No cheat.

They always
come back.

If more men were like you,
my mum would be
out of a job.

Is she
a prostitute?

No, she's a divorce lawyer.

Doesn't speak Welsh anymore.

Not since he fucks
his rich London jew girl.

Oh, what's her name?

Calls her fuzzy-buzzy.

Vida.

-[unclear]
-[barman laughing]

[unclear]

[singing in foreign language]

[country music playing]

[Vida laughing]

[Arthur] Are you cold?

[Vida] No. This fresh air
is doing its magic.

You know, you're the first
person I've ever met who calls
this stink fresh air.

[chuckling] Doesn't your
first playground always
smell like spring?

35 years. Incredible.

Yeah. My dad worked here
all his life.

Dad, he went on
permanent sick leave
just after Ron died.

How did Ron die?

Um...

His, um...

His heart, just, um,
went, outta nowhere.

In the middle
of night shift
at the works.

He'd only been there
for three months.
Was 18 years old.

We all called him Guppie.

Ron, he didn't
talk very much.

It'll be
his birthday soon.

And those pajamas.

[both laughing]

Um, yeah. Well,
I'll just put them
under the, um,

under the pillow.

If mum comes to...

You should animate Ron.
Bring him back to life.

Are you serious?

You should do it
for your family.

That's a really shite
idea, Vida.

-No, it's not.
It's a brilliant idea.
-Yes, it is.

-It's a terrible one. No.
-No.

Why?

-No.
-Why not?

-Ron isn't your business.
-He is my business.

Excuse me?

Because you're
my business.

No. Some things
are personal for a reason.

Sara? You coming
back to bed?

How do you feel?

Oh, you wanna have
sex in the car?

[laughing] That's not
what I said.

There's no parents around,
you know.

-[Arthur] No, no. [moans]
-[Vida laughing]

[phone ringing]

It's mommy!

Oh, no, don't do that.
No, no.

- Hello.
-Hi, Mum.

- Just checking you're...
-Uh, yeah, sure, yeah.
We're, um, almost back now.

Did you leave in the middle
of the night?

- The poor girl's ill.
-Yeah, she...

[Arthur whispering]
No, she's just asleep.

She's asleep now.

And Vince sends
his regards.

- Anwyn is now assistant
manager in the supermarket.
-Mum!

Such a great girl.
You've always liked her.

Yeah, um, yeah, Vida's just,
um, woken up, actually.

She wants to talk
to you.

Hi, Mrs. Davies.

Do come down
again, soon.

Yeah, I'd love to--
We'd love to come back
really soon.

Um, sorry, no,
we'll definitely try
to come back really soon.

Are you still there?

Sorry, I'm so sorry,
Blackwood Tunnel,
and we're just losing--

-I'm-- I'm--
I'm losing you.
- Hello?

-[Vida laughing]
-How could you?

How could I?
I could, and I did!

-[Arthur chuckles]
-Who's Anwyn?

Um...

I'm gonna animate you,
the meanest woman
in the world.

Lying to my mother.

["Hello Hello" playing]

♪It's a shame
That you were broken♪

♪I knew your other face

♪Tuesday morning, you awoke
And lost your patience♪

A place in art school and...

Getting more materials
for Arthur Davies
in this amazing broadcast.

Chapter one.

How does it feel to be the son
of the family Port Talbot

steel mill worker,
Arthur Davies?

Vida, I don't wanna
watch myself having a poo.

This is really
golden stuff, okay?

This kind of found footage,
it's um...

It's literally shit.

[orchestra music playing]

Okay.

I should get personal.

Self-portrait for, um,

after dark
art school application.

For Vida.

Fuck.

Are you pissed off
with me?

Mm.

Hey.

What would you like me
to do for you?

Think of this
as a next level
getting to know you.

Um...

[sighs]

I would, um...

I would, I'd quite like
to watch you masturbate.

That is fucking
fucked up.

-That is so-- Get out.
-Okay.

Yeah, okay, okay. Okay.
I'll do it if you do it.

Excuse me?

I said, you go first,
and then I'll do it.

I can't do it
if you're watching.

Then how can I see
if I'm not watching?

Okay.

No, I can't do it.
I can't.

-[groans]
-I can't do it in the bed.

I can only do it
in the shower.
I only do it in the shower.

[shower running]

[grunting]

[upbeat music playing]

How was it for you, darling?

Will you marry me?

Now!

I'm not drunk enough
for a shot at wedding.

Stay there!
Stay right there!

♪I walked down the steps
To the bar room♪

♪So I could get a drink
With my team♪

♪And this friend
Then I say♪

♪If he could call her babe

♪And if I can call her baby

♪But she told me
You can call me Gin
Your friend♪

♪And I can stop time
If you want to♪

[Vida laughing]

Okay.

Whiskey. Vodka. Gin!

You have 15 minutes.

Um, we're not
in Vegas, sweetheart.

It's an old vial.
Anyone can officially
marry us.

My mother told me,
and she's a divorce lawyer,
so she knows this.

That's always good.

Very nice.

Vida.

[priest] Sure, I'll sign it.

Thank you.

Kneel.

You are now married
by the power vested in me.

The bridal suite.

But, Vida, Vida, wait,
wait, wait, wait. It's gonna
cost £500 more.

That's a bargain.

-No.
-Oh, no.

-Thank you.
-Oh!

It's our first
marital argument!

Thank you!

I like your hat.

You awake?

Mm-hmm.

How do you feel?

As opposed to a few hours ago,
when I was blissfully single?

Yeah.

Great.

[sighs]

I'm so worried
about our future.

Worried about the dishes.

Worried about my dentist
appointment on Tuesday.

Worried about
getting into
the Philharmonic.

[sighs]

Just married,
and all we do
is worry.

[Vida chuckles]

Hey.

Say something nice to me.

Something romantic.

I can't just do that
on command.

It's my wedding night.
You can do anything
I ask.

Um, okay.

-Yeah?
-You...

You are the most gorgeous

greatest cello player
in the world.

Fuck my cello.
Burn it.

I've got matches.

Sometimes I wonder
what's going through
your mind, Arthur Davies.

Nothing. I've got
the brains of a slug.

-All right.
-No, there's a silence
in you.

It frightens me.

[growling]

Well, you're not exactly
a Christmas tree
as I find you.

Well, what'd your parents
say if you really
got married?

It's not gonna happen.

What? Why?

Um...

Just wouldn't.

Why? I'm,
I'm not good enough?

No. No, not, you're not,
you are-- Just...

I don't know.
Just wouldn't happen.

-I don't understand.
What's wrong?
-Nothing.

Fucking love you.

Yeah, but...

Maybe we just need
a little more time
to get to know each other.

[scoffs]

-[grunts]
-[shrieks]

[both laughing]

["Last Words" playing]

♪Fever rising
In the setting sun♪

♪Cocaine in your eyes
And bullets in your gun♪

♪'N' blood in your nails
Is scratching for the face♪

No, no, no.
Don't do that one.

Don't do that.

[frustrated grunt]

♪

You know what, I was thinking,
we should have a birthday party
for your brother Ron.

What?

We have a birthday party
and we invite your parents
to our loft in London.

Arthur?

[changing voice] Arthur!

-Ow!
-Are you mad?

They'd never come.

You could say it's our
engagement party, and then
they'd have to come.

Then you could sing them
Happy Birthday and have a--

What? No, no, no,
my dad'll--

Okay, I get it.
It was a stupid idea. Sorry.

What? No, you said it now.
Why? What?

Well, I just-- You know,

I think you have a--
I think you have issues.
I know you have...

-I've got issues?
Oh, what about your issues?
-You know, I want to help you.

-I don't have any issues.
-Oh, yeah.

I really don't.
I'm an open book.

-Ask me anything.
-Okay.

All right. Well, uh, are you
gonna invite your family to this
engagement party?

No.

[laughing] No!

-Oh, right, I see.
-No, imagine that

what, and my mother,
my mother, my mother,
talking to your father.

-Oh, right, so we're not
good enough now, are we?
-No!

-Okay, well,
here's the deal, Vida.
-It's not...

If you bring your parents,
I'll bring my parents.

That's the deal.

It's gonna be a disaster.

Well, who gives a shit
if they hate each other?

Yeah. Yeah.

I'll still love you.

[sighs]

-Vida?
-[crying]

What is it?

Nothing.

What?

You just haven't said it.

What?

The one thing
I want you to say.

Isn't this enough?

[sighs] He doesn't
speak Welsh anymore.

Not since he fucks
his rich London Jew girl.

[barman] Oh, what's her name?

[audio playing on computer]

What did he say?

Oh, nothing.
It doesn't matter.

"Rich London Jew girl"
doesn't sound like nothing.

This is why
I'm not gonna use it.

It's anti-semetic.

No, it's not-- It's Llion.
It's just how he, he takes
the piss out of everyone.

No, it's just-- No, no, it's
how people, we, how we talk.

If your family's...
then I've made
a huge mistake.

What?

It's Llion.
It's not my family.

You just said
it's how people...

-"It's how we talk"?
-No!

No! I-- I mean, have you
ever heard your mother talk?

-What?
-Jesus.

Get out!

Get out of my flat.

Oh, yeah, 'cause it's your flat
and I'm just-- I'm just a leech.
Aren't I?

Take your disgusting bike
and get out of my flat!

Okay, if I go now,
I'm never coming back.

-Fine!
-Fine, fine, fine.

[sighs] You shouldn't put
peanut butter in the fridge.

I always put it
in the fridge.

Well, it won't spread
as smoothly.

[whistles]

Arthur? What?

What?

Bad catch.

Bad throw.
I'm not picking that up.

Not until you say sorry.

Well, then it'll stay there
till a new owner moves in
or you get a new boyfriend

'cause its not my fault.
I don't need to say sorry.

[sighs]

Where's my favorite teaspoon?

Oh, my God. You've got
a favorite teaspoon.

That's disgusting.

That's even more disgusting.

You keep it.

It's yours.

What?

We're having an argument,
and you give me a really
expensive camera?

Yeah.

Life's a weird bitch.

Okay, okay.

Can you imagine us
growing old together?

Well, I think we have
great role models.

If you look at our parents,
they're still together.

Can you just say that again?
But just, like, while you're
eating a bit of toast.

I'm actress now. It's--

Yeah, no, trust me.
It'll look better.

-Okay.
-Do it.

Okay.

Can you imagine us
growing old together?

Well, I think
it'll be difficult.

I mean, look at our families,
our parents.

That's not what you said before.

Time moves on.
Opinions change.

I'll always be honest
to you.

I'll always
be proud of you.

And I'll always put
the peanut butter
back in the fridge.

But I won't clean up
the broken jar
that's on the kitchen floor.

And, and, um, and if you
wanna burn your cello,

even though
it costs £30,000,

I'll give you
the matches.

I will cherish you.

I will always admire you
for who you are,

and not who
I want you to be.

Um, I will support you
in your artistry.

When I leave the house at night,
it's one step closer to coming
home to you in the morning.

[crying] And I look forward
to it all day,
because I love you.

You're my knight in shining
armor, my King Arthur.

[guests applauding
and cheering]

[playing the tuba]

[breathing heavily]

[playing the tuba]

Um... [clears throat]

Well, I'm very proud
that Arthur

is, uh, is gonna be working

in the same
steel works
as me,

and my dad did, where...

where my eldest son

Ron died.

[speaking french]

Excuse me?

[speaking french]

It's French for...

Oh, yes, it's the French
national anthem, it's
the La Marseillaise,yeah.

[speaking french]

It means the enemy's coming
to slit the throats
of our sons.

And our women. It's...

It's a pretty
bloody text, actually.

I only play the music.

[Levi chuckles]

Life's not perfect, but,
our children are.

My, um, my husband
had written "Help Me"
on the sole of his shoe

and I didn't know,
of course.

So when we knelt down
at the altar,

-Yeah.
-Everyone in the church
stood up and had a good laugh.

It was great fun.

It is a pity men don't do nails
'cause I'd do yours for free,
Arthur...

How old were you
when you got married?

Um, 16?

Yep, couldn't wait to get out
of the house, away from
mum's favorite boy.

Were you and Arthur
not that close?

No, the other one.

Like all Jewish shrinks,
Adam, he's afraid
of blood.

But, this one managed to fall
in love with a Zionist,

the bloodiest chicks
there in London.

Well done, Adam.

I've been engaged
for four years.

-Oh, wow.
-I've been married for six years
to an Irish guy.

I was working in the...
team and he arranged...

Life is beautiful.

The sun shines
even when it rains.

He wanted us both fired.

And he's sober ever since.
He still drinks,
but I love him.

And now we live
back in Ireland, so...

You seeing anyone, Helen?

Oh, no, I hate men.

There's always women.

I'm guessing the dark side
didn't turn gay yet.

I tell all my patients
be who you are.

It's, it's much healthier
than trying to be who
someone else wants you to be.

[Llion] He's not gay, is he?

So, Vida,
be who you are.

He had a girlfriend,
but they broke up,
oh, ages ago now.

He was thrown
out of the Army.

A group of them were caught
beating up a guy who'd just
come out as gay.

But, it was a misunderstanding.
'Cause what looked like

a normal fight then turned
into this big drama.
Like it was big gay bashing.

Everyone deserves a fair chance.

But if you're different,
people don't give you a shot.

Pick your shot, Arthur.

[groaning]

Have you been to London before?

Never.

How long is the train
journey actually?

Good health.

Cheers.

[Ethel] Do you enjoy
good health, in fact?

Oh, yeah, me, yeah.

I've got an inverted nipple.
George like them just the way
they are.

No, Arthur wasn't
my love child.

But once they're born,
they're all the same.

No, no, no.
Vida, Vida, I can't do it.
I can't do it. I can't do it.

-Okay.
-Please, please,
just hide it, hide it.

Hide it, please. Please.

[all laughing
and cheering]

Got it.

[man] Vida, Vida!

I can't do Thursday then.

[stuttering] I'm,
I can't do it. Wednesday?

Yeah? Okay.

Uh, 8:00?

Well, if I had
half your talent, Vida, I...

wouldn't be
a divorce lawyer.

I'd be playing
the concert halls
of the world.

[knocking at door]

-Oh!
-Oh.

-I'm sorry.
-I'm sorry.

And, if you'd like to stay
for the weekend, we can
put you up in a hotel.

Our treat.

-George likes to sleep
in his own bed.
-Oh.

He likes to do it
at home.

Sorry? What does
George like to do?

It.

George loves it.

I don't mind. I let him
do it as often as he wants.

She said no because
George likes to do it at home.

And I said, what,
do what?

Thinking, you know, what,
put up shelves or something?
And she said,

"He likes to do it
at home."

I don't care
about tradition.

Why should I? So I can ask
my parents and my grandparents
their history, isn't it?

Oh!

That's a disgusting idea.

Oh, my God!

What's so funny?

"My husband likes
to do it at home."

[shushing] Helen!

Are you making fun
of Arthur's family?

If you marry this guy,
we have to marry
his family.

-Come on.
-Oh!

Vida, that pink
is really a winner.

[all laughing and cheering]

Call an ambulance.

Pacemaker.

Pacemaker?
That's great.

Most people live for ages
after having pacemakers, huh.

It's all right.

Thank God Vida's dad's
a doctor, eh?

When, when's the operation?

They're doing it
in Swansea.

Dad's going back
in the ambulance tomorrow.

First class travel.
And its free.

You should try it
more often, Dad.

Emily...

[speaking Welsh]

You know you're welcome
any time, Emily.
With or without Jim.

So you always can look after
the repair business.

You can help out, Arthur.

What, Llion doesn't need me.
He'll be fine.

Well, your rich princess does.

What, do you have
a problem with Vida?

God, they hated us.

As does she.

-I saw tears in her eyes.
-[Arthur sighs]

[Davies] Arthur, come home.

Look, Llion'll do fine.

Do you see that?

You belong
in the steel works.

Like me and Ron.

Are you refusing
your dad's last wish?

Look, it's not his bloody
last wish. He's not
fucking dying.

Jesus.

Oh. You know, it's okay.

["Let's Go
Swimming Wild" playing]

♪Out of mess sometimes
Comes great success♪

♪When I met your blues
I knew that we could
Be friends♪

♪That we could be friends

I love you.

Christ.

How pretty you are.

I really feel
something for you.

Fuck your feelings.

[sighs]

You're... You're really
so beautiful.

I know how much you...
when we make love.

All right, sweetie?

Save it
for when we have sex.

Sure you have
your reasons.

I mean, did something
happen to you?

So, now I get
the silent treatment.

[phone ringing]

Hello?

Hey, Vida, it's Adam.

Adam.

Yeah... [sighs]

What's-- Do you know
what time it is, Adam?

Yeah, are you--
are you awake yet?

No, I'm sleep-talking
to you.

Is Arthur awake?

What? [to Arthur]
Are you awake?

He wants to know
if you're awake.

Can I speak to him?

Adam, it's 5:45
in the morning.

Can you call back
later, please?

Just quick.

My idiot brother
wants to speak to you.

Hello?

Arthur, I'm...

I have to tell my sister something very painful, and...

I want to make sure
that you're there for Vida.

Yeah, I'm here.
What-- What's happened?

Her mother's died.

What is it?

It's Mushki.

What?

She's dead, Vida.

A few hours ago, and...

-Did she...
- We don't know
what happened yet.

Vida, you need to come back
to the house.

And bring Arthur.

[breathing heavily]

And there's
something else.

What?

She didn't die at home.

She was, um,
in a hotel,

[crying]

with someone else.

I'm so sorry.

If a wedding procession
meets a funeral procession
at a crossroads,

then, the wedding procession
has right of way.

Life takes precedence
over death.

Dad! What?

Anyway, everyone, um,
have something to eat and drink.

Life goes on.

Actually, it's traditional
for us,

after the funeral,
we eat an egg.

Just to-- Fuck tradition,
okay, Dad? Why didn't you just
say something about Mushki?

-Helen, please, don't!
-[frustrated sigh]

You're just rambling on
about coffins, and eggs,
and simple

crossroads and stuff.
I mean, what,

what about your wife?
We all know where she was,
don't we?

You want me to go
and invite that man
to the funeral?

Why not?
Maybe she loved him.

Maybe she loved
all the others as well.

No, go, Adam.

That is just
the truth, Dad.

We are dust, and to dust
we will return.

[phone ringing]

We bury the dead
as quickly as possible.

And then we mourn
for seven days.

No more shaving
no more bathing.

But we get to eat
as much as possible.

Sweet.

[crying]

[knocking at door]

[door opens]

Llion, what are you
doing here?

[sighs]

What is-- No,
what is it, Llion?

[crying] I'm most sorry.

But he never did sorry,
my dad, did he? Huh?

I'm in a rush. I, I--
I gotta get some milk!

The undertaker's
on his way.

I'll get some herbal tea,
for Vida, okay? I suppose
she'll be on her way too.

[Sara breathing heavily]

Okay.

[breathing heavily]

Do you have to do that?

Oh, we don't want
people gossiping, do we?

And it's not like
he's gonna wake up.

Do you think I should take
his hearing aid out
because I hear they

they explode during cremation.

Well, it's a good thing
we're burying him,
I guess.

Yeah, we might still
get us a few quid, and mum
could do with the money.

Oh, do you think
I should do his nails?

You know, sometimes,
I understand why Llion
hates you.

What? It's good practice.

I wanna do something
to make her proud.

Not gonna be,
baking apple pies or...

breeding children.
I wanna do something real.

Something real real.

[Emily] We're about to close
the coffin and bring
our beloved dad

to his last resting place.

He'll be buried next to his
oldest son, Ron.

A son he loved dearly.

He was a good man,
our dad.

Not a man of many words.

And he didn't wear
his heart on his sleeve, but,

he loved us all.

Including Llion, who he welcomed
into this family as his own.

I cannot change
that you're dead, Dad.

But I'm grateful
for all the goodness
you brought to me.

I would now like to ask
my brothers and my sister

to join me in the closing
of the coffin.

-[groaning] Okay, okay.
-Easy, easy.

-I'm sorry, you don't have to.
-Oh, he's so heavy.

[all chattering]

Ready? And, one, two, three.

Okay. All the way.

-[Vida] Okay.
-All the way.

You're pushing me
into the door.

We have to take him
to that room, and then...

Okay, well, I'll go there.

[Emily] No, it's too heavy
for me, Mum.

It's too heavy, I'll drop it.

[Arthur] Go all the way
into the other room.

Back it up, and then down,
and then squish it down--

No, you're pushing me
on the wall there.
No, you're pushing me.

You're pushing me!

I'm gonna drop him.
I'm gonna drop him.

-I am. I'm just gonna drop--
-All right, all right.
Back, back, back.

-We need to go
the other way and--
-Needs to go vertical.

Put him down! Put him down!

[Sara] Oh, careful! Careful!

No, just wait, oh, wait!

[Emily] Right now!
I need to put him down...

-Ow!
-[Vida laughs]

Put him down.

Oh, my God.

-Okay?
-Yes.

[Vida] Yeah, yeah.

-Are you all right?
-Oh, my gosh.

[Arthur] One. Two.

[Emily] Turn it. That's it.

-Keep going. Keep going.
-[Llion] Okay.
I got it on me. Okay.

-Are you all right?
-[Vida] Yeah.

As you were.

It's not like
he's gonna fall out.

Maybe if you, like,
could grab the end here.

All right, yeah?

[Emily] Yeah, like push it.

[all chattering]

You're gonna drop it!
I sprained my hand
on the coffin!

Dad, it's okay. We'll get you
out of there in a minute.

[all laughing]

[Arthur] Oh, my God!

-It's okay, see?
Just hang tight.
-[Arthur] Man!

We're gonna get you there
in time, Dad.

Do you think
he's slid down?

-[Arthur] Down to earth.
-Dug the bottom there.

Jesus!

No, I can't think
for the rest of my days,

my dad's still slouched
at the bottom of the coffin,
all tangled up.

It's not exactly peaceful
for eternal rest.

But it won't be fair, though.
The worms will get to him
well before.

Yeah, you wouldn't say that
if he was your real dad,
would you?

Could we like, try taking him
out the window?

[all gasping]

[Vida] Llion, you--

[Emily] Llion--
-[Sara] What are you--
What are you doing there?

[window shattering]

[Vida] Oh, my God!

Look at that.
Solving the problem
by all working together.

George would be so proud.

["Night Terror" playing]

♪I woke up
And he was screaming♪

♪I'd left him dreaming

[moaning and gasping]

♪I roll over
And shake him tightly♪

♪And whisper

♪If they want you, oh, they're

♪Gonna have to fight me

[Vida] Your mum says that
she hasn't shed a tear yet.

She says that your dad's death
was a relief.

That he hasn't been the same
since Ron died.

[Arthur] If she says so.

[Vida] What happened to her
first husband? He died also?

Have no idea. Mum refuses
to tell anyone.

Llion doesn't even know.

You know what I want you to do?
Just run into the ocean
and catch a fish and cook it.

-Do it right here on the sand.
-Please, Vida. Not now.

Yeah, now.

There aren't any fish there,
not near the steel works.

Fish get lost, too.

Damn it, there could be a shock.

We could have food
for a week.

Look, if you're hungry,
I'll make you some food
when we get home.

That's the first time
you called my flat home.

If we stay together,
we should find a new place,
you know.

Somewhere that belongs
to both of us

What'd you mean "if"?

Oh, come on, Vida.
It's just a manner
of speaking.

Where were you
at my mother's funeral?

[scoffs] I had to be here
for my family.

So why the fuck
am I here?

You can't blame me

that your mum died
the same night
as my dad.

I wanna find a nice corner

to drive into
without turning.

Wrap my car around a lamppost.

Vida, people die. It's sad,
but it's part of life.
It-- Look.

Perhaps, you should just focus
on how lucky we are,
compared to most people.

What, like kids in Africa
or in Gaza?

-[Arthur clears throat]
-Prick!

Why don't we just stare
at the stars and contemplate
our cosmic insignificance?

You know, you're a fucking
spoilt brat!

Say that again.

When you swear, it doesn't
suit you. It sounds
like a cow farting.

When have you heard
a cow fart?

I haven't? Why, I've never heard
you fart either, Arthur Davies.

Do you ever
actually care?

[sigh] Do you ever
show any passion?

Look, Vida,
I am who I am.

No discounts, no guarantees.
If you don't like it,
you can just fuck off.

Will you do something?

Just pick me up
and throw me in the sea.

Just, fuck me.
Or drown me. Or...

-I wanna jump
on your shoulder.
-No.

-Pick me up
onto your shoulder.
-No, Vida, not now. Not--

-Pick me up!
-No. Jesus.

-Pick me up!
-Look, I'm not in the mood
for playing games!

No, it's not a game, okay?
I'm gonna fall backwards
and you have to catch me.

Are you fucking insane? Jesus!
Fucking hell!

[somber music playing]

I have to stay here.

-Vida.
-Oh, I'm not deaf.

Well?

What the fuck
do you want me to say?

I have to stay here,
for my family, for my mum.

Will you wait?

No, I won't fucking wait.

It's not the war.

If you stay here,
we're done.

But we, you know, we could--
We could get married,
for real.

We could, you know, we could
live here.

I'm 24.

What the fuck do you think
I wanna marry someone
in Port Talbot for?

You get your grand management
job at the Works.

You go down the pub
every Saturday night, get pissed
with your mates.

I don't want that
in my life!

Are you crazy?
That's, that's worth £600.

-I don't care.
-Oh, yeah, right. Yeah. Yeah.

Of course. Right.
'Cause daddy'll just
buy you a new one.

-Bastard!
-[groaning]

You rot in hell,
Arthur Davies!

This is yours, Llion.

Emily.

What are they?

Cufflinks.

[scoffs] I don't need
cuff links.

Tim doesn't wear shirts.

Your dad made them himself.

He wore them
to our wedding.

I would like Adam to have
my silver teething ring.

You know, why don't you
keep on to the ring?

Um, we'll give it to the first
grandchild, no matter
who spawns it.

Not sure I'll be springing
anytime soon.

This is for you, Brenda.

Oh, look,
is the roof uneven?

It was your dad's
dearest possession.

What am I supposed
to do with it?

Hang it on the wall
like a flower pot?

Look, I need money
for my nail salon.

I would like Helen
to get my jewelry.

What do I do with it?

[Sara] Arthur inherits
the repair business.

[Brenda] But that's
worth something!
-I'll swap you the tuba.

You're so ungrateful!

You should be ashamed
of yourselves!

I didn't know Mushki
wrote music.

No, she was passionate
about it.

She didn't think she was good
enough, so she, she gave it up
when she had you three.

I should never have
allowed that to happen.

And who wants this?

Isn't it funny that Ron
was the only one
who had red hair?

She wanted me to make sure
you got some of her money
in equal shares

as soon as possible.

After taxes and legal fees,
it'll be about £500,000 each.

I could pay off Ingrid.

Did I miss something?

Uh...

I canceled the wedding.

And now she's demanding
cash as if we're

divorcing. She says
it was a common-law marriage.

And her expenses to cover.

Hey, you can buy Arthur back,
am I right, Vida?

He's happy in Wales.

Do you wanna have it?

No, Mum. It belongs to you.
You keep it.

No, I'd...

I'd rather remember Ron
just in my mind.

If no one wants it...

Fuck, your wee lad stinks!

Poor Germans. How can they
stand the smell?

[all chattering]

-[Sara] Stop it!
-[Brenda] Watch the flame!

[Sara] Stop it,
both of you!

♪I'll need you

♪Tell me when I say
for you to stop♪

[unclear]

♪First kiss...
I'm... of them♪

♪Lay me down

♪Lay me down

[cell phone ringing]

The, um, server
in the supermarket's
playing up.

Could you come
and take a look?

Yeah, you know I'm not
a computer expert, Anwyn.

You're good enough for me.
You're an accountant.

[woman] You should... Saturday.

Mm. He's a 27 year old
bald accountant.

[woman laughing]

Hello, Mrs. Davies.

I was just in the neighborhood.
I thought I'd, um, say hello.

Have you got patients
in Port Talbot?

-May I come in?
-Oh.

Thank you.

Ah.

What a lovely house.
You been here long?

Ever since George and I
got married. [chuckles]

Feels like a real home.

Oh, Council owns it, not us.
No rent, though.

Ah, the famous tuba.

George and I had a good laugh
about his, uh,
his favorite march. [chuckles]

George laughing with a stranger?
That'd be a first. [chuckles]

How is Vida?

Oh, I don't see her so much
these days. Um, just on Fridays
for dinner, yeah.

They grow up so fast,
don't they?

Actually, her sister's just
gone off to Israel,
a few weeks ago.

She, um, she wants to be
a jet pilot, she's decided.

And save the homeland.

She was always the one
who hated Jewish tradition.

-Biscuit?
-Oh, thank you.

-Can I ask you something?
-Mm.

Your medical opinion.

After Ron died, George lived
in his own ill world, really.

Wasn't much of a father,
anymore. Chased Emily
to Ireland.

And Arthur to London.

Is it possible for children
to inherit...

Why, is Arthur depressed?

I meant Ron.

Well, I thought Ron
had a heart condition.

Oh, there was never
an autopsy.

I see.

We're having a memorial service
for Ethel. Would you like
to join us?

Make it a joint memorial
for George at the same time.

They hardly knew each other.

Yeah, I know, but, um,

well, the fate of our families
seem somewhat connected.

Will be so different,
though, uh.
We're not even Jewish.

We don't differ in our grief.

Oh, it's very kind of you.
But none of our lot wanna spend
the money on a train ticket.

Why don't I organize a coach?
For your group, and...

I'll cover the costs
of the memorial,
of course, huh?

Why are you offering this?

It's from the Royal Academy
of Arts.

You, you opened
my letter?

No, Vida did.
She's admitted some of your...

your animated portraits?

I didn't ask her
to do that.

But she did.

And they really liked them.
They've offered you a place.

Well, it was her gift to you.

And now I'm giving it back
as my present to her.

All right.

Vida.

The doctor says I'm probably
gonna be blind
for the rest of my life.

And then, and there's, look,

so many broken bones,
doctors lost count.

But the worst part is...

Beyond wounded.
Beyond repair.
Beyond love.

Only good for cat food, now.

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.

Even the cat doesn't want
my heart now.

[cell phone ringing]

How are you?

Yes, uh, fine, thanks.
Keeping myself busy.
Help my mother.

It was nice to see
your father.

He looks as if
he's healed well.

Yeah.

Thanks for fixing
the camera.

You're not gonna say sorry
first for beating me
half to death?

You deserved it.

Such conviction.

That's the girl
that stole my heart.

Are you gonna go see
the Royal Academy?

I live in Port Talbot now.

What? And you're happy
to die in Port Talbot?

Happiness has nothing to do
with where you work
or where you live.

Of course it does, Arthur.

It can.

You soak in the people
that you choose to spend
your life with.

[all singing]

Ow!

Uh, Mrs. Davies, Sara.

and I would like to thank you
all very much for attending
this memorial.

And we hope that
you'll cherish your own memories
of Ethel and George.

[gasps] Thank you very much.

You never--
Oh, what are you doing? Uh?

I'm drinking again, you know.
Me and Jim get on far better
when we drink. Trust me.

Thank you, Dad, for getting us
back together. Cheers.

[scoffs]

[somber instrumental
music playing]

You look good, Vida.

You know, it's the first time
you said that.

Then I'm an idiot.
It's always the first thing
I think.

Whenever I see you,
bloody hell, she's lush.

Do you get the feeling
we're being watched?

Yeah, I think
they're taking bets.

First, kiss. First, slap.
[laughs]

Should we give them something?
A little taster?

What should we do?
Kiss or slap?

Why you whispering?

Because it's an old, forgotten
by-law that if you meet
your ex at a memorial,

then you have to whisper.

Oh.

Is it the same law book
that describes
our shotgun marriage?

-Exactly.
-Got it.

Yeah. It also says that
the accountant doesn't have to
clean up the peanut butter.

It's good to see you laugh.

-I hear you're a hit
on the Internet.
-[scoffs]

Bloody howler. Just, don't know
how that happened.

Didn't even put
the videos up, did you?

-What, no. Me?
-You should get a percentage.

You have to say it first.

She hadn't been very nice to me
for a very long time.

[Sara] I suppose you
still remember the Ethel
from the early years.

Oh. yeah, we used to talk
and talk about

poetry and painting. She had
a lot to say about architecture
as well, and...

and then we had our first child.
It was such a joy, I mean.

Yeah, but I think three
became bit of a burden, really.

Why did you...

Oh, have three? Um,

well, both our families'
been wiped out,
most of them, so...

maybe felt it was our duty.

But duty is the noose of joy.

Was that from a poet?

What was the last thing
George said to you?

"Don't forget my socks."

Yeah, he had cold feet.

He's wearing them now.

Sounds like the two of you
were blessed.

I never loved him deeply.

I was smitten by Llion's dad.
I loved with a young
and great passion.

I do miss George.
He treated me well.
With respect.

I was always his number one.

Mm-hmm.

Not just number one anymore.

Um, how was your audition
for the, for the Philharmonic?

I blew it.

Did you?

Yeah. Yeah I think that...

some people are musicians
because they can be,

and some who are musicians
because they really should be.

And, I can be, but,
music was always
my mum's thing.

I've decided to re-train,
as a doctor.

-Really?
-A GP, yeah.

-Warts and blisters
and oozing pus.
-Helping people.

Young and old.
Rich and poor.

Um...

Look, I'm sorry.

Sorry for what?

Everything I did
that was wrong.

Like what?

It's, uh, it's...
[inhales sharply]

it's just, it's a blank
apology check. You can just,
you can fill in the blanks.

Blank apology's
an empty apology.

I think we're walking
out of each other's lives.

Um, I wanna kiss you.

A goodbye kiss?

No.

Like a kiss.
A kiss kiss.

Start with a hug.

Did your father really start
to sing out of the blue
at the pub?

That's just the Welsh.
That's what we do after
a couple of pints.

[both chuckle]

And how is life
down at the works?

-How was the everlasting
engagement?
-[chuckles]

Well, Mushki's death
liberated me.

I came out. I'm gay.

Always have been,
always will be.

Now, I can be.

[Brenda] Fuck. Fuck, fuck.

[groaning and breathing heavily]

Are you okay?

Oh yeah.

Yeah, I'm just, not quite used
to the booze, yet, you know?

I'm not gonna be sick.
I'm okay.

Sorry.

You must really,
really love your Jim.

Oh, well, you know.

When we're in bed on a Sunday
morning, and I look down at him,

and he's so sweaty,
and snoring his head off,

and he stinks, you know.
I can taste almost, you know,
taste the booze on his breath,

I hate it.

But I kinda know it,
you know,

makes me feel safe,
you know.

Sounds a bit silly,
I know.

Do you feel like that
with Arthur?

We haven't known each other
long enough to feel that kind
of intimacy.

That's bollocks.

Huh?

-Oh, no.
-Please. It's all
about sex.

Uh, excuse me?

Well, do you shag a lot,
and does he make you cum?

Okay.

I am not gonna talk about
my sex life with your brother!

Better hurry up, brother.
Bus is leaving in ten minutes.

Look at you in your uniform.
Hey, I bet the girls love that!

-Hey.
-Bet some of the boys do, too.
[chuckles]

-[farts]
-[Adam] Oh!

Oh, I adore
Army humor.

Especially from
such a good looking guy.

-You coming on to me?
-Yeah, what if I did?

-You know, you've got
a very nice ass.
-[Arthur] All right, time to go.

He's got
a wonderful ass.

Very, very sexy. You know that
the price of cucumbers
has just gone up.

-Fuck you.
-See, don't worry yourself.
I don't like black dick.

Disgusting! You gotta
watch yourself!

Didn't he get thrown out
of the Army for gay-bashing?

Allegations never proven!

Ooh, his nostrils
are steaming.

-Shut up!
-Jew boy. You've gotta say
Jew boy!

Shut up, fucking
faggot Jew boy!

Yeah! Now you each take a turn
and fuck the guy as well,
just to teach him a lesson.

All right, Llion, Llion.
Drop it. Stop it.

Adam, fuck off.

-You know what,
I know your type.
-Oh?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It starts
with killing a pet hamster,
maybe a pigeon or two,

and then you got your hand
in your mum's purse, you beat up
your little brother and sister.

Did you experiment with them
and lock them in a closet?

All because you're angry
at your runaway father?

-What the--
-okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

That's highly unprofessional.

I should only say those things
if I get paid for it.

yeah, no one would pay
for that bullshit.

Oh, says the poor artist,
animator of
other people's misery.

Too gutless to face
your own demons.

Gold medal winner
of run away faster
than the speed of light.

What, Vida not good enough
for you anymore, huh?

You're fucking dead!

[speaking Welsh]

[Adam breathing heavily]

If I didn't fake it,
I'd never get any sleep.

-Honestly.
-What about
blowjobs then?

Oh, come on. Jim isn't
that big anyway. He hardly
touches my tonsils.

Sometimes, sometimes, I use
my hand as like, a buffer

-like, in case
he starts to push.
-Uh huh.

No, right, listen, what you
wanna do is close your mouth
a little bit

and let it scrape [grunts]
against your teeth.

-Ouch.
-Scares the shit out of any man.
Backs off.

-Yeah.
-You wouldn't bite my brother's
cock off, would you?

What? No.
What, is she serious?

[dramatic music playing]

-Adam?
-Adam? Oh, my God,
Adam, are you okay?

Yeah, I've got a cut,
I'm fine. Fine.

[Vida] Adam what happened?

-We need Dad. We need Dad.
-I slipped, I slipped.
I sipped.

How could you slip?
Who's done this to you?

Someone-- Someone's done this
to him. Who's done this to him?

[Brenda] What
are you suggesting?

Oh, I'm sorry, but obviously,
it wasn't Santa Claus, was it?

You know who did this,
it was your brother.

Arthur, say something,
come on.

Well, look until we hear
Llion's side of the story,

you can't just accuse him.

Thank you very much for ruining
my mother's memorial.

It's our father's memorial
as well, princess.

All right, the bus
is on its way. Come on.

Yes, the bus which our father
paid for.

[Brenda] Oh, my gosh.

[Vida] Put some water
on that.

[all chattering]

Did you do it?

What do you think?

Did kill some of Ron's pigeons.

You were the only black guy
in the building. Who else
were they gonna blame?

1,352,000 hits in one week.

[scoffs]

I knew it would be a hit,
but this quick?

You uploaded it?

How'd you do it?
Did you hack my account?

But you're driving
the wrong way.

["I Don't Want
To Go Home" playing]

♪I was happy in the day
And I was minding my own♪

♪When she saw
The better out of me♪

♪She told me I could be a maker♪

♪Though I'd probably make
Only half of what I need♪

Yes?

Vid-- Vida, it's me.
Please let me in.

No.

Vida, Vida, I still got
your key. I wanna give it back.

Slide it through
the letterbox.

♪And I don't want to go home

♪I don't want to go home

♪I don't want to go home

[door unlocking]

You're illegally
entering my home.

Great. Call the police.

Your family are a bunch
of fucking bigots.

Oh, yeah, and yours,
yours is just perfect,
aren't they?

At least they're
not homophobes.

Just hypocrites.

[operator] 999,
which emergency...

Great, well,
that's out of the way.

What now?

This isn't something you can
just joke away, Arthur Davies.

No, and you can't just push me
off a wall and blame it all
on passion, Vida Berliner.

Who gave you permission
to enter my home any further?

Your notorious law book.

[sighs]

Have a great trip
back to Wales.

I love you.

How long does the train take?

I love you.

[sighs] Give my love
to your sister and your mum
for me, okay?

I, I love you.

Can you please
say something else?

I love you.

Can't split up
like this, Vida.

I'm not gonna have
break-up sex with you.

[pop music playing]

♪I've been let

♪To lick my wounds
Far too long♪

Cold.

♪Get down to bow

♪Callused hands, itchy teeth

♪Metal in mouth
With rubber gums♪

♪I come to earth now

Okey-dokey, doggy daddy.

No, what we have here
is the only show in town

where you show me everything
and you tell me nothing.

All right, plant.

You are a cantaloupe.

I haven't killed a man
since 1980.

[imitates gunshot]

That's not fair. You've seen
more films than me.

It's not my fault
that I remember
the words too, you know.

Uh, no, you've just got
a lot more

time on your hands

now that you're
an ex-cellist.

[changing voice] I see
dead people.

I'm gonna make you
an offer you can't refuse.

Go ahead. Make my day.

This isn't Burger King,
but fine, have it your way.

Wait, I've got one. Wait, wait,
wait, wait. Um.

-I gotta have
a handkerchief. Wait.
-Handkerchief?

Yeah.

You're like 60 years old.

We can watch this when we're 60.
It'll remind us how good
we have it.

It's a Richard Burton film.
I watched it with my parents.

He is a legend in Wales.

Okay.

[changing voice] "Here, take
my handkerchief."

Oh, yeah. That's why Richard
Burton and Elizabeth Taylor
always fight all the time.

It doesn't have
a happy ending.

They don't kiss at the end
of that film.

In the remake, they will.

♪Flowers blooming late

[both breathing heavily]

Taste like a peach.

You made that for me,
all by yourself?

On the Sabbath?

How did you manage?

I'm not lazy anymore.

Mm.

-Did you sleep much?
-No.

I was tossing and turning
and thinking.

-Thinking about what?
-You.

Me. Us.

You?

Yeah, the same.

And our parents.

You know, even if they
didn't have
fairy tale marriages,

they're still, they're still
your parents.

Do you believe
in happy endings, though?

Huh?

No, only in the movies.
Not in real life.

Oh, that's fucking hopeful.

But I do believe
in happy beginnings.

And when you're lucky,
the beginning can last
a very, very long time.

Are we lucky?

Won't know till the end.

[rain pattering]

I'll bring you tea in bed
every Sunday morning.

I'll let you watch football
and chug beer with your mates

as long as you don't talk
like them.

I won't say unkind things
about you to anyone.

And what about "you"?

"And to you."

And I will never let anything
come between us.

-How long will it last,
you think?
-I don't know.

No need to know.
It lasts as long as it lasts.

["Cups" playing]

♪I've got my ticket
For the long way 'round♪

♪Two bottle whiskey
For the way♪

♪And I sure would like
Some sweet company♪

♪Oh I'm leaving tomorrow,
What do you say?♪

♪When I'm gone

♪When I'm gone

♪When I'm gone

♪When I'm gone

♪You're gonna miss me
When I'm gone♪

♪You're gonna miss me
By my hair♪

♪You're gonna miss me
Everywhere♪

♪You're gonna miss me
When I'm gone♪

[train horn blowing]

[people chattering]

And finally, darling,

and this is the man?

Hi.

And thanks for all of this.
To be weighed, seeing you're
so big, to be honest.

No, it's good. I-- brilliant.

-It's brilliant.
-Yeah, it's brilliant.

It's like, it's like,
self-conscious.

It's like, un-self-conscious
at the same time,
which is good.

It's kind of like,
hyper realism?

No it's like, so how did you
come up with the concept?

♪I've got my ticket
For the long way 'round♪

♪The one with
The prettiest view♪

♪It's got mountains,
It's got rivers♪

♪It's got woods
That give you shivers♪

♪But it sure would be
Prettier with you♪

♪When I'm gone

♪When I'm gone

♪When I'm gone

♪When I'm gone

♪You're gonna miss me
When I'm gone♪

♪You're gonna miss me
by my walk♪

♪You'll miss me by my talk

♪You're gonna miss me
When I'm gone♪

♪I've got my ticket
For the long way 'round♪

♪These feet weren't built
to stay too long♪

♪And I'll go there on my own

♪But you'll miss me
When you're home♪

♪It's for you, dear,
That I sing this song♪

♪When I'm gone

♪When I'm gone

♪When I'm gone

♪When I'm gone

♪You're gonna miss me
When I'm gone♪

♪You're gonna miss me
By my hair♪

♪You're gonna miss me
Everywhere♪

♪You're gonna miss me
When I'm gone♪

♪When I'm gone

♪When I'm gone

♪You're gonna miss me
When I'm gone♪

♪You're gonna miss me
By my walk♪

♪You'll miss me by my talk

♪You're gonna miss me
When I'm gone♪