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Daily Planet News with Lois Lane.
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Today's top story: justice by sea.
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Looks like Black Manta
is the catch of the day.
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Justice by land.
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Oh. This Penguin
is going to need an ice pack.
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- Ha-ha.
- Aah!
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Justice in space.
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I bet Sinestro is now aware
of the gravity of his situation.
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I hope supervillains
have health insurance
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because it looks like
they're gonna need it.
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Since the Justice League's formation
months ago, they have yet to lose a battle.
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From now on, if you wanna see
any supervillain footage...
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you'll have to watch The World's Most
Ridiculous and Embarrassing Videos.
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Back to the actual news.
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The Army's prototype nuketron reactor
began operating today.
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This experimental power plant will generate
more energy than the combined...
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Enough of that.
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Despite her bad grammar
and terrible reporting...
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the intrepid Lois Lane is correct.
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The Justice League
is putting us out of business.
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You paint a picture as black as the bottom
of the Mariana Trench, Luthor.
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Surely things can't be that bad.
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No, Manta, Luthor is right.
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Our glass is half empty
and the full half is full of failure.
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In the past, each of us fighting alone hero
had some chance of winning.
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But now, against all of them?
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I say to you...
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that if the supercriminals of the world
want to survive...
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we too must band together and form,
not a league of justice...
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but a legion.
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A Legion of Doom.
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Ah, sheesh.
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They went for it.
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Everything is going
according to my plan.
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Your plan, Luthor?
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I'm allowing your participation in my plan
because it serves my purpose.
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Summon them.
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Summon the world's vilest villains here...
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to this, this Hall of Doom...
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to begin my conquest of the Earth.
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And so the Justice League falls
to Darkseid.
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Booyah!
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Surrender now, Dork-seid.
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You are no match for my power, child.
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Heads up.
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In your face.
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Worlds best cyborg! Ow!
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I put the boogie in the Borg
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The Cyborg
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You saved my life, Cyborg.
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- Batman's life.
- Mm-hm.
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- Impressive. We should hang out more.
- Wh0o!
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Sure, Batman. That would be great.
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I've got a pool table back at the Batcave
and...
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Wait, what? Pools? Pools sound great.
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I'd just totally love to play pool with...
Uh, huh?
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Oh, dang, it was a dream?
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Oh, no, no, no. I overslept.
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I'm gonna be late.
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I'm gonna be late for the meeting.
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Again.
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Stupid cord.
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You're late, Cyborg.
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Uh, hi, everybody.
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Vic, don't you have like an atomic clock
built into you?
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Sorry about... Heh-heh. I ju...
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I was up late working on a secret project,
which...
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Think nothing of it, young Cyborg.
We started without you.
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After waiting a million years,
which feels like 5 million years to me.
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- The downside of super-speed.
- Relax, Flash. Have a doughnut.
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Oh, boy.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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There's only one.
Mom raised me to have manners.
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That doughnut should go to you,
Wonder Woman.
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Well, that's very chivalrous, Flash, but...
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Pfft. Him? Chivalrous? Are you kidding?
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Offering you a doughnut?
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- Whoa!
- A princess should have a throne.
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Hal, I'm Wonder Woman,
I certainly don't require special...
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There. Delicacies from around the world.
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Food fit for the palate of a princess.
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Okay, sit down, both of you.
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Sit.
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As you know, it's election day.
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We'll be voting for a new hero
to lead the Justice League.
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Please, everyone, vote with your heart.
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I beg to differ, Man of Steel.
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Vote for the candidate
who makes hard decisions...
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based on cold data
and infallible instincts.
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Now, I suggest we take that vote.
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- I vote for Wonder Woman.
- I'm not even running.
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She's a write-in and I'm voting for her.
Twice.
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My vote goes to Superman,
who is actually running.
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My vote goes to the Dark Knight.
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- No offense, Superman.
- Oh, none taken.
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Hmm. Looks like a tie...
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since Superman and I undoubtedly voted
for ourselves.
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That never even occurred to me.
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I voted for you.
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And the winner is Batman.
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All right, Dark Knight. Up high.
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Congratulations, Batman.
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The people have spoken and my absolute
faith in the system assures me...
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that you are clearly the correct leader.
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The trouble alert.
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A robbery at Metropolis
First National Bank.
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- What's the word, chief?
- The word, Flash, is "go."
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Freeze!
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Hold it right there, Joker.
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I'm not the Joker. I'm the Trickster.
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Totally different.
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Would the Joker attack
with a can of snakes?
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- Yeah. Yeah. He probably would.
- Sounds like him.
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- Whoa!
- Aah!
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- Huh?
- Hey, the Joker just blew up our car.
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No. That's not even a joke.
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Ifs a trick. Like trick shoes.
The Joker doesn't have trick shoes.
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I'm the Trickster. The Trickster.
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- Ah!
- Ah. Our old friend, the Trickster.
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Finally. He gets me.
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I know he isn't really our friend.
I was being ironic.
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And now for my next trick:
a disappearing act.
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I'm not a fan of this guy's tricks.
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There.
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Justice League, split up and find him.
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And watch out for his corny tricks.
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No escape for you now, Trickster.
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I got this, Flash.
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No, I got this.
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The oldest trick in the book.
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Wait till Wonder Woman hears
that you fell for a banana. Uh!
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No sign of him.
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You can't hide from my x-ray vision,
Trickster.
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I found him.
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End of the line for you, Trickster.
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Huh?
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We'll flush you out of this sewer
soon enough, Trickster.
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My sensors are picking up movement
in this tunnel.
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There's something down there.
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Whoa!
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Looks like a job for my Bat-dental floss.
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You've gimmicked your last gimmick,
Trickster.
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Your gags are a drag.
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You're bag of tricks just ran out.
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Your tricks just treated you to a trip...
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Right to Blackgate Prison.
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Another win for the Justice League.
High five.
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- Five what?
- Ugh.
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Come quietly, Trickster.
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You either let me go...
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or we're gonna have a smelly situation
on our hands.
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I got this.
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Ooh!
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- And now to dispose of it.
- Cyborg, wait.
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Huh?
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Uh-oh.
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I did it. Booyah!
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Ew! What's that smell?
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- Oh, that's nasty.
- Oh, that's bad.
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What is that?
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Looks like Cyborg's about
to get a Bat lecture.
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Glad I'm not in his shoes.
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I was trying to tell you, Cyborg.
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That was a stink bomb.
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Now this whole section of the city stinks.
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Not to mention you guys. Phew.
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Heh-heh. Looks like I got the last laugh,
Justice League.
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Ew.
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Uh, oops?
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Welcome to the Legion of Doom.
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Obstacle Course of Doom.
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Defeating the Justice League is no small
matter so our legion must be comprised...
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of only the most skilled of scoundrels.
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Your task: survive the course,
crush your competition...
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validate your villainy for the legion.
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There are no rules!
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What? Wait a minute.
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Okay, there is one rule.
Club members have to be able to attend...
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meetings and social events
inside our headquarters...
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and I see someone here
who won't even fit through the door.
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Sorry, Giganta.
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- Rules are rules.
- Ah!
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All right, now without further ado,
I'd like to get things started.
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And they're off.
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This first section should put a
little spring in their step.
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And a little fall. Ha-ha-ha.
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Here comes Cheetah.
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Looks like cats don't always land
on their feet after all.
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Gorilla Grodd swings
past the Robo-gators.
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But this next section
is going to drive him bananas.
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Ooh. Man-Bat swatted
like a man-gnat. Ha-ha-ha. Man-gnat.
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We're coming up
to the Deadly Doughnuts.
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And Cheetah gets dunked.
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Joker is right on time to catch the bus.
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Ha-ha-ha. This course is a monster...
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and it looks like
it just got the best of Penguin.
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That was priceless.
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Too good. Too good.
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This contest is over.
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Wait a minute.
There's one competitor missing.
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Uh, who is this guy again?
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Deathstroke the Terminator.
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- Most impressive.
- Maybe he should be the leader.
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Thank you.
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Huh?
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We made it.
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Unfortunately,
we only have six parking spots...
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so goodbye.
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Congratulations. You're in.
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And welcome to all our new members.
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Keep your kudos, Lex.
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What we want is crime.
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And so you shall have it, Cheetah.
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This is a covert government facility
known as Area 52.
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Don't you mean Area 51?
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The old Area 51 was shut down.
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This is the new 52.
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It is a top secret government base...
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full of advanced experimental weaponry
and confiscated alien technology.
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They don't want any of it
falling into the wrong hands.
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And by the wrong hands, heh-heh
they mean our hands.
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Quite so.
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Legion of Doom, prepare for evil.
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Yeah.
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Aah! Ooh!
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Have Cyborg's functions terminated?
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No, Cy-bot, I'm not dead.
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I was working on some new upgrades
for the hall, but I'm a little distracted.
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What is Cyborg's malfunction?
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Well, I kind of made
a big, slinky mess today.
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I'm not sure the others want me around
right now.
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Cyborg designed Cy-bot
to clean and perform chores.
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Cy-bot will clean
Cyborg's big, stinky mess.
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You're right, Cy-bot.
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I need to clean up my own messes.
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Help.
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Hey, guys, I just wanted to apolog...
Wha...
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Whoa.
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You guys got new outfits!
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Superman, you're wearing your underwear
on the inside?
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Nice choice.
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And, Batman, shiny new armor
for the Dark Knight.
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Wonder Woman, patriotic as always,
but more understated.
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Flash and Hal, well...
You haven't changed a bit.
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My costume
is an indestructible construct.
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And why mess with perfection?
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Am I right, princess?
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Pfft. You'd better be indestructible
with that jewelry slowing you down.
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You can't beat a costume
that screams "fastest man alive."
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So why don't you brush off,
faster than any man alive?
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- What the...? Hey.
- Heh.
252
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,980
Whoa, whoa, I don't understand.
What's going on here?
253
00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:21,243
Our former costumes were ruined
with a permanent stench.
254
00:17:21,407 --> 00:17:24,251
It compromised our effectiveness
as crime-fighters.
255
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:28,517
Right, because it's my fault
your old ones got all stinky.
256
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:30,251
Nonsense.
257
00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:31,895
We all needed a change.
258
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,554
Why don't we come up
with something new for you too'?
259
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,859
- We can't, Wonder Woman.
- Why?
260
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,666
Cyborg doesn't wear clothes.
261
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,261
The trouble alert.
262
00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:47,875
Justice League, this
is General Lane...
263
00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:52,039
commanding officer of Area 52,
a top secret government installation.
264
00:17:52,204 --> 00:17:55,185
We are under attack
from person or persons unknown.
265
00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:58,254
But it's probably alien.
266
00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:01,791
You say that like it's
a bad thing, general.
267
00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:04,895
Just get over here and take a...
268
00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:08,225
Let's go. I can feel myself
growing older just standing here.
269
00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:10,094
Not so fast, Flash.
270
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:11,929
Batman is the duly-elected leader.
271
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,093
This is his call.
272
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:18,140
Prepare the Javelin for launch.
273
00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:26,475
Look alive, team,
we've entered Area 52 airspace.
274
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:31,384
Ooh. A top secret government compound
loaded with top secret technology...
275
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,581
and located in a top secret location.
276
00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:35,589
How'd you even know where to find it?
277
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:37,227
- l'm...
- Batman.
278
00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:39,090
Right? Gotcha.
279
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,072
Hmm.
280
00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:04,754
It's quiet.
281
00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:06,912
Too quiet.
282
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:09,855
Except for the theremin music.
283
00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:12,656
Cyborg, would please stop it?
284
00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:17,124
Sorry, I was just having a little bit o...
Truck!
285
00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:26,376
Welcome to your defeat, Justice League.
286
00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:31,641
Defeat at the hands
of the Legion of Doom.
287
00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:34,045
Copyright and trademark.
288
00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:36,277
Ah! Legion of Doom?
289
00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:38,945
- Petrified Pandora.
- Villains working together?
290
00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:41,785
- I did not see that coming.
- I did.
291
00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:44,359
Destroy them.
292
00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:50,497
Justice League, move out.
293
00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:52,499
You heard our captain. Let's move.
294
00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:56,572
Superman, your league is no match...
295
00:19:56,729 --> 00:20:02,680
for the Legion of Doom!
296
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:07,044
You should've joined
the Legion of Bad Marksmanship.
297
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:12,148
The Legion of Doom
will have your heads.
298
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:17,491
Tails. You lose.
299
00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:29,534
Hold still, you fidgety flibbertigibbet.
300
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:33,438
Flibbertigibbet? What's a flibbertigibbet?
301
00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:34,669
Ooh!
302
00:20:36,502 --> 00:20:38,175
Oh, no.
303
00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:45,216
It's no use trying to hide from me, Grodd.
304
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:48,387
Who's hiding?
305
00:20:48,547 --> 00:20:51,858
I'm just getting a feel for my new ride.
306
00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:55,231
Hey, I felt that.
307
00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:04,966
School's in session, youngster.
308
00:21:05,564 --> 00:21:07,703
Well, here's my homework.
309
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:09,037
Ooh!
310
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,720
Class dismissed.
311
00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:18,947
Hey, Sinestro.
312
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,886
Here comes your worst nightmare.
313
00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:25,593
My worst nightmare involves
public speaking in my underwear.
314
00:21:25,751 --> 00:21:29,221
You're not even close.
315
00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:33,501
All aboard the Haymaker Express.
316
00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:40,309
Ha-ha. Ticket punched.
317
00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:43,242
Take this, you parasitic pinball.
318
00:21:43,836 --> 00:21:45,440
Missed me. Nice try.
319
00:21:45,604 --> 00:21:47,174
Better luck next time.
320
00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:57,492
Full tilt, loser.
321
00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:03,959
Now to finish off the half-man.
322
00:22:06,525 --> 00:22:10,496
So, Robot Man, is that all you can do?
323
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:13,542
Sit there while the real men do the work?
324
00:22:20,639 --> 00:22:22,118
Stupid elevator.
325
00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:24,845
Come on. Open. Open.
326
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:28,719
Impossible.
I have this thing turned up to 11.
327
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:34,320
Forget your worthless Earth technology,
Luthor.
328
00:22:34,486 --> 00:22:37,228
Enter this boom tube.
329
00:22:37,389 --> 00:22:42,361
It is an inter-dimensional gateway
controlled by this Father Box.
330
00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:46,066
Yet another gift of Darkseid.
331
00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:51,814
Why didn't you just boom tube us here
from the Hall of Doom?
332
00:22:51,971 --> 00:22:55,919
It is not my will
that your legion knows of me, yet.
333
00:22:56,075 --> 00:22:58,817
Come. You are wasting time.
334
00:22:58,978 --> 00:23:01,481
Could've saved a lot of time
if we hadn't flown here.
335
00:23:01,647 --> 00:23:04,025
It was a three-hour flight
from Slaughter Swamp...
336
00:23:04,183 --> 00:23:07,187
and Manta's ship smells like a wharf.
337
00:23:12,992 --> 00:23:16,371
Impressive technology.
With these tubes, I could take over the...
338
00:23:16,528 --> 00:23:21,944
You will take over this pitiful world
with the tools I give you.
339
00:23:22,101 --> 00:23:25,878
I am happy to accept your aid. For now.
340
00:23:26,038 --> 00:23:27,540
What was that?
341
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:31,543
Oh, I said I like to put Band-Aids
on cows.
342
00:23:31,710 --> 00:23:34,384
Sub level 13. Hardware. Underwear.
343
00:23:34,546 --> 00:23:36,355
Forbidden alien technology.
344
00:23:36,515 --> 00:23:39,257
Hold it right there, you alien weirdo.
345
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:42,797
I knew it.
Aliens trying to take over the planet.
346
00:23:42,955 --> 00:23:46,926
Well, sorry, pal,
not on General Sam Lane's watch.
347
00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:49,368
How quaint.
348
00:23:52,464 --> 00:23:54,876
Correction. Hardware. Underwear.
349
00:23:55,034 --> 00:23:57,207
Unconscious paranoid generals.
350
00:23:57,369 --> 00:23:59,474
The cylinder is right over there.
351
00:23:59,638 --> 00:24:01,481
Go.
352
00:24:06,245 --> 00:24:08,316
Incredible.
353
00:24:10,616 --> 00:24:13,495
Uh.
Did somebody get the license number?
354
00:24:15,721 --> 00:24:18,395
Oh, is your space jewelry not cutting it,
Hal?
355
00:24:18,557 --> 00:24:20,969
Here, let me show you
how to get your hands dirty.
356
00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:25,138
Huh? Huh?
357
00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:26,640
Oh, no!
358
00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:29,075
There. That ought to take the chill out...
359
00:24:32,771 --> 00:24:36,617
You two are about to become
the brave and the cold.
360
00:24:36,775 --> 00:24:40,814
This jobs calls for something dull
and blunt.
361
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:42,584
Hey.
362
00:24:42,748 --> 00:24:44,489
Ha-ha-ha. Huh?
363
00:24:55,594 --> 00:24:58,939
Are Batarangs all you've got, Batman?
364
00:24:59,098 --> 00:25:01,319
You should know, Black
Manta, that I'm trained
365
00:25:01,331 --> 00:25:03,137
in the secret skills
of martial arts.
366
00:25:03,535 --> 00:25:08,780
Your lasers and armor are no match
for the ancient vibrating palm technique.
367
00:25:08,941 --> 00:25:10,352
Surrender now.
368
00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:12,682
Here's your answer, fool.
369
00:25:38,237 --> 00:25:41,150
Oh, no, my battery.
370
00:25:48,414 --> 00:25:49,916
Cat.
371
00:25:50,582 --> 00:25:54,758
You frustrating feline, I can't see!
372
00:26:11,603 --> 00:26:13,844
Legion of Doom, mission accomplished.
373
00:26:14,006 --> 00:26:17,215
Let us make our victorious retreat.
374
00:26:18,277 --> 00:26:19,881
What's Lex got there?
375
00:26:20,045 --> 00:26:21,786
Nothing good.
376
00:26:24,216 --> 00:26:26,287
Oh, no, you don't.
377
00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:32,133
Back for another lesson, Robot Boy?
378
00:26:32,291 --> 00:26:34,794
Here's a pop quiz.
379
00:26:44,536 --> 00:26:47,039
You failed.
380
00:26:49,808 --> 00:26:53,881
Once again, it's up to me to clean up
after lesser people's messes.
381
00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:09,071
They're getting away.
382
00:27:09,228 --> 00:27:12,004
Nobody steals government property
while I'm around.
383
00:27:23,575 --> 00:27:26,146
Superman, you okay?
384
00:27:26,945 --> 00:27:29,482
Those afterburners really pack a punch.
385
00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:32,151
Villains working together?
386
00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:34,490
It was only a matter of time.
387
00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:37,497
Ah, but we kicked their butts.
388
00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:39,829
Up high.
389
00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:43,700
We gotta work on that.
390
00:27:43,862 --> 00:27:45,603
You let them getaway.
391
00:27:45,764 --> 00:27:48,335
Don't get your Army-issued undies
in a bunch, admiral.
392
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:52,971
The only thing they got
was a giant can of soda or something.
393
00:27:53,138 --> 00:27:55,049
It was an alien.
394
00:27:55,207 --> 00:27:57,278
A dangerous monster from space.
395
00:27:57,442 --> 00:28:02,152
And you let it slip through your fingers
because of your incompetence.
396
00:28:02,314 --> 00:28:04,624
If it was incompetence.
397
00:28:04,783 --> 00:28:08,321
How do I know all you aliens
aren't in cahoots?
398
00:28:08,487 --> 00:28:10,489
Hey, Superman isn't an alien.
399
00:28:10,656 --> 00:28:13,330
He's a... Oh, yeah, I guess he kind of is.
400
00:28:13,492 --> 00:28:14,869
Wait a minute, Flash.
401
00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:19,032
The real question is,
why are you incarcerating aliens?
402
00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:22,076
Ugh. Well...
403
00:28:22,234 --> 00:28:24,976
I'm not the one being questioned here,
Superman.
404
00:28:25,137 --> 00:28:29,517
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I've got government property to locate.
405
00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:34,316
Surely our government
isn't arresting extraterrestrials.
406
00:28:34,479 --> 00:28:36,356
Based on my analysis of his behavior...
407
00:28:36,515 --> 00:28:39,860
more likely that General Lane
is greatly exceeding his authority.
408
00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:43,866
Why the long face, Cyborg?
409
00:28:44,022 --> 00:28:47,595
You held your own
against a formidable opponent. Good job.
410
00:28:47,759 --> 00:28:49,761
Good job? They got away.
411
00:28:49,928 --> 00:28:52,340
If it wasn't for me,
we could have stopped them.
412
00:28:52,497 --> 00:28:55,376
You're still the youngest
and greenest member of this team.
413
00:28:55,534 --> 00:28:56,774
Cut yourself some slack.
414
00:28:56,935 --> 00:28:59,541
Yeah, don'! be so hard on yourself, kid.
You did fine.
415
00:28:59,705 --> 00:29:03,050
Look, this is the first time we've met
a completely superpowered team.
416
00:29:03,208 --> 00:29:06,553
It was a total surprise. There were bound
to be some growing pains.
417
00:29:06,712 --> 00:29:11,957
The question is,
what happens next time we meet?
418
00:29:19,024 --> 00:29:20,901
Stupid vibrating palm.
419
00:29:21,059 --> 00:29:23,699
Stuck with a Legion of Losers.
420
00:29:23,862 --> 00:29:25,432
Yeah, none of you had my back.
421
00:29:25,597 --> 00:29:26,769
I was all alone.
422
00:29:26,932 --> 00:29:29,276
Better alone than stuck in a saucer
with Grodd.
423
00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:32,381
That was a humiliating defeat.
424
00:29:32,537 --> 00:29:34,881
- Excellent work, everyone.
- Huh?
425
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:38,817
Are you nuts, Lex? We were lucky
to make it out of there in one piece.
426
00:29:38,977 --> 00:29:41,480
Yeah, you said we'd destroy
the Justice League.
427
00:29:41,647 --> 00:29:44,423
Your estimate of our effectiveness
as a team...
428
00:29:44,583 --> 00:29:46,153
left much to be desired, Luthor.
429
00:29:47,819 --> 00:29:49,958
Listen to you all.
430
00:29:50,122 --> 00:29:54,764
You're disappointed that you didn't beat
the Justice League in a fair fight?
431
00:29:54,926 --> 00:29:59,636
What part of supervillain
do you not comprehend?
432
00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:02,677
My Korugarian friend is correct.
433
00:30:02,834 --> 00:30:07,249
The whole point of our raid on Area 52
was to give us a secret weapon...
434
00:30:07,406 --> 00:30:09,579
to tip the scales in our favor.
435
00:30:09,741 --> 00:30:12,119
A game-changer.
436
00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:15,985
Here it is.
437
00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:17,593
Hmm?
438
00:30:22,988 --> 00:30:26,162
Calm yourself, friend. You're safe now.
439
00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:28,862
I, Lex Luthor, release you.
440
00:30:39,638 --> 00:30:40,673
Yipe!
441
00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:44,150
You saw how my band of freedom fighters
battled to rescue you...
442
00:30:44,309 --> 00:30:46,949
from the clutches
of the dastardly Justice League...
443
00:30:47,446 --> 00:30:50,893
the horrible oppressors of our world.
444
00:30:51,049 --> 00:30:53,120
We're all on your side.
445
00:30:53,285 --> 00:30:55,822
It's true. Don't be afraid.
446
00:30:55,987 --> 00:30:59,298
We rebels in the Legion of Doom
freed you.
447
00:31:03,562 --> 00:31:05,508
Tell them your name.
448
00:31:05,664 --> 00:31:09,703
J'o... J'onn J'onzz.
449
00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:14,908
I am J'onn J'onzz
of the planet you call Mars.
450
00:31:15,073 --> 00:31:17,576
Thank you for freeing me.
451
00:31:17,743 --> 00:31:22,192
Swell. How is this little space lizard
supposed to help us, Luthor, huh?
452
00:31:23,749 --> 00:31:27,162
Show them what you can do, my friend.
453
00:31:44,369 --> 00:31:46,007
Fantastic.
454
00:31:46,171 --> 00:31:51,120
Now, will you join our righteous revolution
against the tyranny of the Justice League?
455
00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:56,450
But your name, Legion of Doom...
456
00:31:56,615 --> 00:31:59,960
As in doom for the Justice League.
457
00:32:00,118 --> 00:32:03,531
A name to strike fear
into their wicked hearts.
458
00:32:03,688 --> 00:32:06,897
- Yeah, yeah, that's exactly what it meant.
- You are correct. Yes.
459
00:32:07,793 --> 00:32:11,605
Those who held me captive
should be punished.
460
00:32:12,197 --> 00:32:16,270
Outstanding.
- All right!
461
00:32:27,245 --> 00:32:31,489
Observation: Cyborg is spending less time
with the Justice League...
462
00:32:31,650 --> 00:32:34,597
and more time performing upgrades
to the Hall of Justice.
463
00:32:34,753 --> 00:32:36,460
Query: why?
464
00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:44,239
It's no use.
465
00:32:44,396 --> 00:32:48,572
Not even my hobby can clear my mind.
I need some advice.
466
00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:52,975
- Help.
- I've wanted to be a hero my whole life...
467
00:32:53,138 --> 00:32:55,812
and being on the Justice League
is a dream come true.
468
00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,817
It's just... I feel like I'm not...
469
00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:01,014
You feel. That's the problem.
470
00:33:01,179 --> 00:33:04,854
You need to stuff your emotions
deep down inside.
471
00:33:05,016 --> 00:33:06,518
Feel nothing.
472
00:33:06,685 --> 00:33:11,930
Only plot, plan and react to a world
full of cowardly, superstitious criminals.
473
00:33:12,090 --> 00:33:13,501
It's the healthy thing to do.
474
00:33:14,192 --> 00:33:19,767
- But I feel like I'm just not up to speed.
- Having me throws off the average.
475
00:33:19,931 --> 00:33:21,171
If you wanna up your game...
476
00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:23,870
get hit by lightning
when surrounded by chemicals and...
477
00:33:24,035 --> 00:33:26,811
You make it seem so easy.
478
00:33:26,972 --> 00:33:29,282
You know what we used to say
in flight school?
479
00:33:29,441 --> 00:33:31,648
Fake it till you make it.
480
00:33:34,379 --> 00:33:37,189
You just gotta dig deep and man up...
481
00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:38,521
or machine up...
482
00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:40,560
or whatever.
483
00:33:40,719 --> 00:33:43,359
Seems like whatever I do,
it's the wrong call.
484
00:33:43,788 --> 00:33:46,064
Are you feeling a teensy bit blue,
Cyborg?
485
00:33:46,224 --> 00:33:49,831
Here's a little song we used to sing
back in Kansas. Always cheered me up.
486
00:33:50,328 --> 00:33:53,969
Oh, a farmer needs a rake
And a plow and a hoe
487
00:33:54,132 --> 00:33:56,703
And lots of pep and some zip
And a tiny pinch of go
488
00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:59,474
And get into his overalls
And hat and shoes
489
00:33:59,638 --> 00:34:01,914
If he wants to lose
The early morning blues
490
00:34:02,073 --> 00:34:03,143
Ha-ha.
491
00:34:04,075 --> 00:34:09,047
And then Superman sang me a song
that I did not get at all.
492
00:34:09,214 --> 00:34:11,694
Oh, yes, I've heard that song before.
493
00:34:11,850 --> 00:34:13,557
I didn't get it either.
494
00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:17,393
Listen, Vic, you look at your
recent battles and see mistakes.
495
00:34:17,556 --> 00:34:19,229
That's just your perception...
496
00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:21,598
not necessarily the
perception of others...
497
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:24,866
and certainly not my perception of you.
498
00:34:25,030 --> 00:34:27,601
You're a young hero
with a lot going for you.
499
00:34:27,766 --> 00:34:29,837
You just have to trust your instincts.
500
00:34:30,001 --> 00:34:33,539
Give yourself time to grow
and believe in yourself.
501
00:34:33,705 --> 00:34:38,745
So you're saying I should really beef up
my cybernetic components...
502
00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:41,789
so I can then trust myself.
503
00:34:41,947 --> 00:34:44,291
Exact-Wait, what? No.
504
00:34:44,449 --> 00:34:46,895
Thanks, Wonder Woman.
That's exactly what I'll do.
505
00:34:47,052 --> 00:34:49,123
Right now.
506
00:34:53,058 --> 00:34:56,972
I don't know why I didn't think
of it before. Just gotta gear up.
507
00:35:06,972 --> 00:35:09,452
Booyah.
508
00:35:20,819 --> 00:35:22,230
What's up, Batman?
509
00:35:22,387 --> 00:35:23,923
Mm.
510
00:35:25,223 --> 00:35:26,293
How you feeling, Hal?
511
00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:31,567
I'm living the dream, Vic.
And I'm doing it way better than Flash.
512
00:35:32,430 --> 00:35:35,604
- Batman.
- Have a nice day.
513
00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:42,417
Batman,
I know this must sound strange...
514
00:35:42,574 --> 00:35:45,145
but I think I just passed you twice,
and I don't...
515
00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:47,916
Perhaps if you concentrated
on superheroing...
516
00:35:48,079 --> 00:35:50,650
"instead of butting into
other people's business...
517
00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:52,852
you'd be a better Justice League
member.
518
00:35:53,518 --> 00:35:56,431
Oh, right. Sorry.
519
00:36:20,045 --> 00:36:21,485
And that's how I learned...
520
00:36:21,546 --> 00:36:25,016
you should never milk a cow in the barn
when the lights are off.
521
00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:26,389
Hey, wait up.
522
00:36:26,551 --> 00:36:28,394
Hey, Batman, maybe that was meant...
523
00:36:28,553 --> 00:36:31,693
to be more constructive criticism
when I passed you just now...
524
00:36:31,856 --> 00:36:34,234
I didn't say anything when you walked by
just now.
525
00:36:34,392 --> 00:36:36,895
Yes, you did.
And you told me to butt out.
526
00:36:37,062 --> 00:36:38,507
Came off a little rude.
527
00:36:38,663 --> 00:36:41,837
Batman would never tell you
to put your butt out.
528
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:47,143
He may be the Dark Knight,
but to me, he's the Polite Patrolman.
529
00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:52,381
But that's not an official nickname.
I came up with it myself.
530
00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:56,583
You must be getting a double image
in your cybernetic eye. Let me help.
531
00:37:00,985 --> 00:37:02,020
There. Better?
532
00:37:03,388 --> 00:37:05,891
Well have to table this little chat
until later.
533
00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:14,009
It's that nuketron reactor that went
online, the one the government hopes...
534
00:37:14,165 --> 00:37:16,372
will provide a solution
to the world's energy needs.
535
00:37:16,534 --> 00:37:19,606
By Hippolyta's hairnet,
the reactor is malfunctioning.
536
00:37:19,771 --> 00:37:21,546
It's in danger of a total meltdown.
537
00:37:21,706 --> 00:37:24,710
A core meltdown would endanger
thousands of citizens.
538
00:37:24,876 --> 00:37:27,857
- What are your orders, Batman?
- Let's go.
539
00:37:38,056 --> 00:37:39,467
There she blows.
540
00:37:39,624 --> 00:37:41,729
Get it? Because it's gonna blow up.
541
00:37:41,893 --> 00:37:45,898
Not now, Green Lantern. Cyborg, how long
before the energy core melts down?
542
00:37:50,368 --> 00:37:54,145
This is strange.
My readouts don't detect anything wrong.
543
00:37:54,305 --> 00:37:55,716
Everything looks normal.
544
00:37:55,874 --> 00:37:58,480
Time for an oil change, Tin Man?
Look at that thing.
545
00:37:58,643 --> 00:38:01,954
That's about as normal
as Batman smiling.
546
00:38:15,393 --> 00:38:18,067
What are your orders, fearless leader?
547
00:38:18,229 --> 00:38:20,231
Cyborg and I will secure the perimeter.
548
00:38:20,398 --> 00:38:23,902
Flash, you and Wonder Woman get the
power plant crew out of that inferno.
549
00:38:24,068 --> 00:38:26,446
Superman and Hal,
you're both immune to radiation.
550
00:38:26,604 --> 00:38:28,948
Stop the energy core
from melting down...
551
00:38:29,107 --> 00:38:31,210
or else Metropolis
becomes a lifeless
552
00:38:31,222 --> 00:38:33,783
radiation hot zone for
the next 10,000 years.
553
00:38:34,946 --> 00:38:36,755
Ugh. That's a pep talk?
554
00:38:36,915 --> 00:38:39,589
Remind me to never attend
your motivational seminars.
555
00:38:39,751 --> 00:38:41,788
Let's do this, guys.
556
00:38:43,021 --> 00:38:45,934
Don't worry, fellas,
I'll have you out of danger in a flash.
557
00:38:46,090 --> 00:38:47,125
Ooh.
558
00:38:47,292 --> 00:38:48,327
Huh?
559
00:38:52,463 --> 00:38:55,637
Cassandra's corset,
can't you see the danger you're in?
560
00:38:56,668 --> 00:38:57,840
Huh?
561
00:38:58,002 --> 00:39:00,141
Hey, my sandwich.
562
00:39:03,541 --> 00:39:06,044
Batman,
I'm still reading everything is normal.
563
00:39:06,211 --> 00:39:09,124
We'll deal with your software glitches
when we get back.
564
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,055
Superman, Hal, what do you see?
565
00:39:12,550 --> 00:39:15,861
The coolant pump between
the water supply and reactor core is toast.
566
00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:18,967
No wonder it's overheating. I'm on it.
567
00:39:33,671 --> 00:39:35,912
Reporting from inside the nuketron reactor.
568
00:39:36,074 --> 00:39:38,748
It looks as though this reactor will blow
at any moment.
569
00:39:38,910 --> 00:39:42,084
Making this the greatest man-made
catastrophe of all time.
570
00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:45,987
I'd better get a Pulitzer for this.
571
00:39:46,317 --> 00:39:49,161
It's Lois. She's in the reactor.
572
00:39:50,521 --> 00:39:53,229
Superman, help!
573
00:39:57,028 --> 00:39:58,166
There you go, Lois.
574
00:39:58,329 --> 00:40:00,366
Now let's get you out of here before...
575
00:40:00,531 --> 00:40:02,169
Lois?
576
00:40:10,108 --> 00:40:11,519
Hal.
577
00:40:11,676 --> 00:40:14,054
Your coolant pump isn't working.
578
00:40:14,212 --> 00:40:16,283
Then you come pump it.
579
00:40:19,784 --> 00:40:22,628
Batman, the core temperature
is hotter than the sun.
580
00:40:22,787 --> 00:40:25,563
We're in full meltdown.
We have only about a minute...
581
00:40:25,723 --> 00:40:29,136
to stop the core from burning
and irradiating Metropolis.
582
00:40:29,294 --> 00:40:32,400
- My sensors aren't...
- Cool the core to a safer temperature...
583
00:40:32,563 --> 00:40:34,736
long enough to get it
out of the building.
584
00:40:34,899 --> 00:40:36,742
I'll do my best.
585
00:40:44,142 --> 00:40:46,554
Hal, help Superman get that core
out of there.
586
00:40:46,711 --> 00:40:48,987
Already on it, Bats.
587
00:41:12,837 --> 00:41:15,477
Somethings not right here.
588
00:41:20,411 --> 00:41:21,913
Hold steady.
589
00:41:22,647 --> 00:41:23,955
Get ready.
590
00:41:24,449 --> 00:41:27,157
Here we go.
591
00:41:38,463 --> 00:41:40,443
Saved the day.
592
00:41:40,598 --> 00:41:42,271
Again.
593
00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:45,940
Hey, you got it. Ha-ha-ha.
594
00:41:55,546 --> 00:41:57,457
Camera one.
595
00:41:57,615 --> 00:41:59,185
Camera two.
596
00:42:00,318 --> 00:42:01,661
Camera one.
597
00:42:01,819 --> 00:42:03,492
Camera two.
598
00:42:03,654 --> 00:42:05,895
Cyborg to Batman,
somethings funny here.
599
00:42:06,057 --> 00:42:08,970
And I mean funny "messed up,"
not funny "ha-ha-ha."
600
00:42:09,127 --> 00:42:11,903
There was never
anything wrong with the reactor.
601
00:42:13,331 --> 00:42:16,369
I'm beginning to think you're right.
602
00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:18,912
Aw, the nuketron reactor is finished.
603
00:42:19,070 --> 00:42:21,311
Why did you destroy our power plant?
604
00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:24,149
- What are you, blind?
- Ahem.
605
00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:27,549
What my colleague means to say
is that you may not have noticed...
606
00:42:27,712 --> 00:42:32,252
your new power plant
was experiencing a meltdown?
607
00:42:32,417 --> 00:42:35,398
You know, now it does look
a little less melty.
608
00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:38,659
The only damage
is the damage we inflicted ourselves.
609
00:42:38,823 --> 00:42:42,430
You and the league have just destroyed
a multibillion-dollar power plant...
610
00:42:42,593 --> 00:42:45,938
that could've made Metropolis
a world leader in energy production.
611
00:42:46,097 --> 00:42:49,567
- What do you have to say for yourselves?
- Lois, you're okay.
612
00:42:49,734 --> 00:42:54,012
Okay? I'm livid, like everyone else on
Earth. What do you say to your critics...
613
00:42:54,172 --> 00:42:57,517
who claim the Justice League
has too much power and no oversight?
614
00:42:57,675 --> 00:43:01,782
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. What critics?
- My daddy, for one.
615
00:43:01,946 --> 00:43:04,222
- He's your daddy?
- Who's your daddy?
616
00:43:04,382 --> 00:43:06,191
I knew he was your daddy.
617
00:43:06,350 --> 00:43:09,763
There was no meltdown.
The reactor was working fine.
618
00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:11,423
Do you see, people?
619
00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:14,866
We let super-powered goons
run around unrestricted...
620
00:43:15,026 --> 00:43:17,734
and this is the type of thing
that is bound to happen.
621
00:43:17,895 --> 00:43:20,967
I mean, just look at all the weapons
on the robot one.
622
00:43:21,132 --> 00:43:22,805
They could go off at any moment.
623
00:43:22,967 --> 00:43:24,367
- Boo!
- Weapons are evil!
624
00:43:24,402 --> 00:43:26,040
I don't like guns!
625
00:43:26,237 --> 00:43:30,652
The so-called Justice League
needs to pay for its crimes.
626
00:43:30,808 --> 00:43:34,051
They must be controlled
before something worse takes place.
627
00:43:35,713 --> 00:43:37,056
We've been had.
628
00:43:37,215 --> 00:43:39,286
There was no meltdown.
629
00:43:47,592 --> 00:43:50,072
People, people, don't panic.
630
00:43:50,228 --> 00:43:52,970
This has apparently been
one big misunderstanding.
631
00:43:53,131 --> 00:43:55,407
I just jumped in there.
I hope you don't mind.
632
00:43:55,566 --> 00:43:59,309
You're the people person.
I'll let you run with this.
633
00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:02,007
The Justice League
is all about responsibility.
634
00:44:02,173 --> 00:44:04,517
I'm sure
that once we've explained everything...
635
00:44:04,675 --> 00:44:06,814
the world court will happily find us...
636
00:44:07,411 --> 00:44:10,620
- Guilty as charged.
- What?
637
00:44:10,781 --> 00:44:13,318
For the charges
of stink bombing Metropolis...
638
00:44:13,484 --> 00:44:15,794
attacking a top secret
government facility...
639
00:44:15,953 --> 00:44:20,163
and wanton destruction
nearly causing a nuclear meltdown...
640
00:44:20,324 --> 00:44:24,329
the Justice League is banished
from the planet Earth.
641
00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:26,475
Effective immediately.
642
00:44:28,966 --> 00:44:31,105
Down with the Justice League!
643
00:44:31,269 --> 00:44:33,647
I used to like them, but now I don't.
644
00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:37,376
Nice call letting the big blue Boy Scout
speak for us.
645
00:44:37,542 --> 00:44:40,284
And that's why I voted
for Wonder Woman.
646
00:44:40,444 --> 00:44:43,857
All right, this conspiracy
has gone far enough.
647
00:44:44,015 --> 00:44:47,895
We have to get to the bottom of it.
We're going dark. Off the grid.
648
00:44:48,052 --> 00:44:52,501
We'll work from the shadows to solve this
mystery. Get ready to follow my lead and...
649
00:44:52,857 --> 00:44:55,497
- Nope.
- What are you doing?
650
00:44:55,660 --> 00:44:57,469
I'm the leader of the Justice League.
651
00:44:57,628 --> 00:45:00,404
You've made a point
of following my orders.
652
00:45:00,565 --> 00:45:04,911
Not this time. The Justice League was
formed to serve the people of the world.
653
00:45:05,069 --> 00:45:07,379
They overrule your authority, Batman.
654
00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:09,575
If they want us gone, we go.
655
00:45:09,740 --> 00:45:11,981
Nice speech, alien.
656
00:45:12,143 --> 00:45:15,317
Guards, get these heroes out of my sight.
657
00:45:28,893 --> 00:45:33,399
And so the world says goodbye
and good riddance to the Justice League.
658
00:45:38,703 --> 00:45:41,775
Yes. All right.
659
00:45:43,207 --> 00:45:45,585
High five. Heh.
660
00:45:59,724 --> 00:46:02,432
Now, wipe away those tears, Cyborg.
It's a big galaxy.
661
00:46:02,593 --> 00:46:04,766
Stick with me and we'll have a blast.
662
00:46:04,929 --> 00:46:07,569
You know, I know a planet inhabited
by broken toasters.
663
00:46:07,732 --> 00:46:10,941
Maybe we can find you a girlfriend.
664
00:46:12,737 --> 00:46:16,412
- I think you can let go of Batman now.
- Hmm?
665
00:46:16,574 --> 00:46:19,077
Oh. Heh. Sorry about that, Batman.
666
00:46:19,243 --> 00:46:20,654
But the law is the law.
667
00:46:20,811 --> 00:46:24,953
We'll discuss your little mutiny later.
Our job now is to gather evidence...
668
00:46:25,116 --> 00:46:27,494
prove we were framed
and then return to Earth.
669
00:46:27,652 --> 00:46:32,601
I'm afraid returning to Earth
is not an option.
670
00:46:32,757 --> 00:46:34,930
Sinestro. I'll make quick work of him.
671
00:46:35,092 --> 00:46:37,732
You call this quick?
I'd be totally done by now.
672
00:46:39,096 --> 00:46:40,166
Right?
673
00:46:40,331 --> 00:46:44,074
I just came to give you
a little farewell gift.
674
00:46:44,235 --> 00:46:46,806
I hope you kept the gift receipt, Sinestro.
675
00:46:52,943 --> 00:46:56,447
Keep firing. He'll have to keep up
that shield and won't be able to attack.
676
00:46:56,614 --> 00:46:58,116
Think so'?
677
00:46:58,282 --> 00:47:00,319
Meet my new best friend.
678
00:47:00,484 --> 00:47:04,261
It's called a Father Box.
679
00:47:09,327 --> 00:47:11,864
Doesn't this just bowl you over?
680
00:47:12,496 --> 00:47:16,444
Prepare to be flushed
to the other side of the galaxy.
681
00:47:23,841 --> 00:47:26,185
Oh, I get it. Bowl. Flush.
682
00:47:26,344 --> 00:47:29,985
Like a toilet!
683
00:47:39,557 --> 00:47:40,900
And then I said:
684
00:47:41,058 --> 00:47:45,837
"Prepare to be flushed
to the other side of the galaxy."
685
00:47:51,068 --> 00:47:53,014
I bet Flash didn't get it.
686
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:05,651
Congratulations to us all.
687
00:48:05,916 --> 00:48:07,918
The Legion of Doom is victorious.
688
00:48:08,085 --> 00:48:11,032
And to the victors go the spoils.
689
00:48:12,490 --> 00:48:16,939
- The Earth is ours.
- Yeah!
690
00:48:17,094 --> 00:48:18,334
Yes!
691
00:48:18,496 --> 00:48:22,069
As discussed earlier,
we will be dividing up the loot.
692
00:48:22,233 --> 00:48:26,579
In this case,
that means everything on Earth.
693
00:48:26,737 --> 00:48:29,217
I claim everything yellow.
694
00:48:29,373 --> 00:48:31,876
No way. Bananas are yellow.
695
00:48:32,042 --> 00:48:34,522
Well, you can have the green bananas.
696
00:48:34,678 --> 00:48:37,124
Is gold yellow?
Because, you know, that's not fair.
697
00:48:37,281 --> 00:48:39,124
You can't just call all yellow.
698
00:48:39,283 --> 00:48:43,288
I call red. Everything red is mine.
699
00:48:43,454 --> 00:48:47,027
Rubies, lipstick, apples.
700
00:48:48,392 --> 00:48:49,803
The ocean's blue.
701
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:53,533
- Everything in the ocean is mine.
- Sinestro, as a bonus...
702
00:48:53,697 --> 00:48:55,904
why don't you treat yourself?
703
00:48:56,066 --> 00:49:00,105
Go destroy their Hall of Justice,
so when the conquest begins...
704
00:49:00,271 --> 00:49:03,150
people will know
they have no one to turn to.
705
00:49:03,307 --> 00:49:06,151
Heh-heh. Don't mind if I do.
706
00:49:08,546 --> 00:49:12,619
Lex, all this talk of conquest...
707
00:49:12,783 --> 00:49:16,754
of dividing this planet
like the spoils of war...
708
00:49:16,921 --> 00:49:20,562
are we not liberators
bringing freedom?
709
00:49:20,724 --> 00:49:23,967
Yes. Yes. Of course, J'onn.
We are freeing them.
710
00:49:24,128 --> 00:49:26,472
We're freeing them
of making their own decisions.
711
00:49:26,630 --> 00:49:30,305
Don't you worry your telepathic green head
about it. Trust me.
712
00:49:30,468 --> 00:49:32,641
I will.
713
00:49:32,803 --> 00:49:34,976
For now.
714
00:49:40,578 --> 00:49:42,114
Problems with the Martian?
715
00:49:42,279 --> 00:49:43,815
He's catching on.
716
00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:47,121
Fortunately,
he's already served his purpose.
717
00:49:47,284 --> 00:49:50,128
Feel free to eliminate him permanently.
718
00:49:51,489 --> 00:49:53,833
Oh, the pizza's here.
719
00:50:14,845 --> 00:50:18,224
We're caught in the gravity pull
of that black hole. Hang tight.
720
00:50:18,382 --> 00:50:19,861
Hanging.
721
00:50:28,492 --> 00:50:30,631
Come on, baby. You got this.
722
00:50:43,874 --> 00:50:49,051
Ugh. I'm giving her all the willpower I've
got, but I just can't escape its gravity.
723
00:50:49,213 --> 00:50:51,921
- You guys all right back there?
- All right.
724
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:57,726
Ow.
725
00:50:57,888 --> 00:50:59,834
Oh, poor friend.
726
00:51:00,257 --> 00:51:04,034
I shall sing the Themysciran song
of dead heroes for you.
727
00:51:09,733 --> 00:51:12,714
No need to sing, Wonder Woman.
728
00:51:12,870 --> 00:51:14,042
He's just a dummy.
729
00:51:14,204 --> 00:51:16,445
That doesn't matter. He was our friend.
730
00:51:16,607 --> 00:51:18,917
No, that was Cy-bot. Huh.
731
00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:21,556
No wonder he was acting weird
ever since takeoff.
732
00:51:21,712 --> 00:51:23,919
Which leaves us with two questions:
733
00:51:24,081 --> 00:51:26,357
How do we get out of this jam...
734
00:51:26,517 --> 00:51:29,464
and where is the real Cyborg?
735
00:51:31,689 --> 00:51:33,760
I hale to leave the guys in a lurch...
736
00:51:33,924 --> 00:51:36,200
but I know there was something fishy
going on.
737
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:38,636
There must be some clue here,
but where?
738
00:51:38,796 --> 00:51:40,969
Where? Where?
739
00:51:42,466 --> 00:51:43,604
Ah! A clue.
740
00:51:44,201 --> 00:51:46,203
Some kind of weird alien tech.
741
00:51:46,370 --> 00:51:49,977
How'd this get here?
Better check the security tapes.
742
00:51:54,278 --> 00:51:55,814
Huh?
743
00:51:59,917 --> 00:52:02,295
Oh, I know you.
744
00:52:03,287 --> 00:52:05,289
Aha! That's the thing I saw.
745
00:52:05,456 --> 00:52:08,926
I knew it couldn't have been
some random green guy in red underwear.
746
00:52:09,093 --> 00:52:12,905
All I have to do is get this evidence
out there and clear the Justice League.
747
00:52:13,063 --> 00:52:15,805
Clear them with who?
748
00:52:16,233 --> 00:52:20,841
Within a few hours, the Legion of Doom
will have taken over the world.
749
00:52:21,271 --> 00:52:23,182
How sad for me.
750
00:52:23,340 --> 00:52:26,116
Only one member
of the Justice League left...
751
00:52:26,276 --> 00:52:28,313
and it's the weakest one.
752
00:52:31,649 --> 00:52:36,928
I think you already know how this ends,
don't you, half-man'!
753
00:52:38,255 --> 00:52:40,496
You missed.
754
00:52:50,534 --> 00:52:54,346
Gotta keep moving. This evidence
is more important than me getting payback.
755
00:53:06,884 --> 00:53:07,954
Whoa!
756
00:53:08,118 --> 00:53:10,689
Hey, that was Wonder Woman's
Invisible Jet.
757
00:53:10,854 --> 00:53:15,200
Oh, when she finds out what you did,
you are gonna be in so much trouble.
758
00:53:15,359 --> 00:53:17,635
She'll never find out...
759
00:53:17,795 --> 00:53:20,002
nor will the rest of
the Justice League...
760
00:53:20,164 --> 00:53:23,407
because I flushed them all
to the opposite side of the universe.
761
00:53:25,736 --> 00:53:28,910
I say flushed
because I created this wormhole, you see...
762
00:53:29,073 --> 00:53:31,417
and it resembled a...
763
00:53:32,076 --> 00:53:33,987
You just had to be there.
764
00:53:36,180 --> 00:53:37,887
Go ahead, run.
765
00:53:38,048 --> 00:53:42,519
It'll make your final defeat
all the more enjoyable.
766
00:53:47,925 --> 00:53:50,531
Gotta stay alive.
Gotta find a way to stop the legion.
767
00:53:57,434 --> 00:54:00,847
What? The Justice League?
768
00:54:01,004 --> 00:54:02,347
Alive?
769
00:54:03,107 --> 00:54:05,383
What? What's he talking about?
770
00:54:05,542 --> 00:54:06,680
Impossible.
771
00:54:06,844 --> 00:54:09,051
Not impossible.
772
00:54:09,213 --> 00:54:11,386
- For me.
- Ah!
773
00:54:11,715 --> 00:54:15,288
You are under my mental control,
Sinestro.
774
00:54:15,452 --> 00:54:20,868
The only way to be set free
is to do what I ask.
775
00:54:21,024 --> 00:54:24,597
You're the shape-shifter who set us up,
aren't you? What do you do to him?
776
00:54:24,762 --> 00:54:29,802
Martians, like me,
have the ability to influence minds.
777
00:54:29,967 --> 00:54:32,208
Organic minds.
778
00:54:32,369 --> 00:54:34,645
Unlike yours, Cyborg.
779
00:54:34,805 --> 00:54:37,718
Oh, the power plant.
780
00:54:38,142 --> 00:54:40,452
Everyone else saw
the plant malfunctioning...
781
00:54:40,611 --> 00:54:42,284
because you were making them see that.
782
00:54:42,446 --> 00:54:45,916
But my cyber-organic brain
is immune to your powers.
783
00:54:47,284 --> 00:54:48,820
I still don't trust you.
784
00:54:48,986 --> 00:54:50,488
Please. Stop.
785
00:54:50,654 --> 00:54:52,224
I am here to help.
786
00:54:52,389 --> 00:54:55,131
Pfft. Like you helped the Justice League
get banished?
787
00:54:55,292 --> 00:54:58,466
The world is an all-you-can-conquer buffet
for the Legion of Doom.
788
00:54:58,629 --> 00:55:01,735
I was tricked.
789
00:55:01,899 --> 00:55:04,641
Lex Luthor freed me from Area 52.
790
00:55:04,802 --> 00:55:07,806
I thought he was a liberator.
791
00:55:08,172 --> 00:55:12,587
I let my thirst for vengeance
cloud my judgment.
792
00:55:12,743 --> 00:55:15,485
Please, let me make this right.
793
00:55:15,646 --> 00:55:17,421
I want to help you.
794
00:55:17,581 --> 00:55:22,792
- How?
- I have some thoughts.
795
00:55:24,755 --> 00:55:31,195
Finally. Vanuatu, Vietnam,
Venezuela, Virgin islands...
796
00:55:31,361 --> 00:55:37,039
Yemen, Zambia and Zimbabwe
will go to Captain Cold.
797
00:55:37,201 --> 00:55:40,705
Wait, what? Why do I have
to get the end of the alphabet?
798
00:55:40,871 --> 00:55:44,683
Grodd, you pedantic primate.
You've bored the Legion of Doom to sleep.
799
00:55:44,842 --> 00:55:46,048
Enough of this.
800
00:55:46,210 --> 00:55:48,952
Let the conquest of the Earth begin.
801
00:56:14,471 --> 00:56:19,352
- Wow, look at all of this.
- Impressive technology.
802
00:56:25,249 --> 00:56:29,322
All right, Sinestro,
time to un-flush the Justice League.
803
00:56:29,486 --> 00:56:33,093
Heh-heh-heh. Flush. That's a good one.
804
00:56:43,767 --> 00:56:47,340
Uh. It's working. Keep pouring it on.
805
00:56:47,504 --> 00:56:51,680
The Javelin
is a state-of-the-art spacecraft.
806
00:56:51,875 --> 00:56:55,789
Never thought we'd have to get out
and push.
807
00:56:58,015 --> 00:57:00,723
Athena's fallen arches, our way home.
808
00:57:00,884 --> 00:57:03,023
Everyone, heave.
809
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:24,212
Yeah!
810
00:57:31,715 --> 00:57:32,750
Mm.
811
00:57:42,225 --> 00:57:43,670
You summoned me?
812
00:57:43,827 --> 00:57:46,774
No doubt to heap praise
upon my brilliant execution...
813
00:57:46,930 --> 00:57:48,932
of our plan to end the Justice League?
814
00:57:49,099 --> 00:57:52,080
Remember your place, human.
815
00:57:52,402 --> 00:57:56,350
You haven't completed
your end of the agreement yet.
816
00:57:56,506 --> 00:58:02,184
To ensure our victory,
I have provided a few more gifts.
817
00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:04,115
Huh?
818
00:58:08,118 --> 00:58:11,861
Who knew Lex had robo-monkeys
up his sleeve?
819
00:58:12,022 --> 00:58:14,024
Color me impressed.
820
00:58:14,191 --> 00:58:16,364
Forward, my legions.
821
00:58:16,526 --> 00:58:18,972
The city will soon be ours.
822
00:58:19,129 --> 00:58:23,441
And as goes Metropolis,
so goes the world.
823
00:58:26,003 --> 00:58:28,381
We lead the world and there's no doubt
824
00:58:28,538 --> 00:58:30,779
When there's no work
We play and shout
825
00:58:31,308 --> 00:58:34,983
- Yeah!
- Hello, former rulers of the world.
826
00:58:36,346 --> 00:58:37,381
Ifs Lex Luthor.
827
00:58:37,547 --> 00:58:39,220
Is it Luther or Luthor?
828
00:58:39,383 --> 00:58:43,559
I, Lex Luthor,
the greatest criminal mind of our time...
829
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:46,326
and the leader
of the nefarious Legion of Doom...
830
00:58:46,490 --> 00:58:49,733
declare the immediate surrender
of the world's governments.
831
00:58:49,893 --> 00:58:51,736
If you refuse...
832
00:58:51,895 --> 00:58:57,470
well, let's just say Metropolis
is about to be a cautionary tale.
833
00:59:08,979 --> 00:59:10,822
Okay, here's the plan.
834
00:59:10,981 --> 00:59:13,860
Hal, you, Flash and Wonder Woman
take out the Hall of Doom.
835
00:59:14,017 --> 00:59:16,930
Superman and I will stop Grodd
and the forces on the ground.
836
00:59:17,087 --> 00:59:20,557
- What about me?
- I need you to stay in the hall, Cyborg.
837
00:59:20,724 --> 00:59:24,570
Hold down the fort.
And also keep an eye on this Martian.
838
00:59:25,028 --> 00:59:29,568
I told you, Batman, I am not a threat.
839
00:59:29,733 --> 00:59:31,076
So you say.
840
00:59:31,234 --> 00:59:35,614
But you did impersonate us, frame us,
and cause our banishment from Earth.
841
00:59:35,772 --> 00:59:38,946
Yes, but other than that...
842
00:59:39,109 --> 00:59:40,918
Batman, I wanna go with you.
843
00:59:41,078 --> 00:59:45,788
Cyborg, by going rogue,
like I wanted to...
844
00:59:45,949 --> 00:59:47,292
you saved us all.
845
00:59:47,451 --> 00:59:51,524
But right now, I need you to make sure
Sinestro and the Martian stay put.
846
00:59:51,688 --> 00:59:53,133
Can you do that, soldier?
847
00:59:55,459 --> 00:59:57,268
Yes, sir.
848
01:00:06,970 --> 01:00:09,382
Victory is ours!
849
01:00:09,539 --> 01:00:11,780
- Not quite.
- What'?
850
01:00:15,579 --> 01:00:16,649
Don't worry, Grodd.
851
01:00:16,813 --> 01:00:20,454
You can have all the bananas you want
in Blackgate Prison.
852
01:00:21,151 --> 01:00:22,596
Destroy him.
853
01:00:35,966 --> 01:00:40,608
Ha-ha. Little did you suspect that I
designed the Bat-gorilla battle suit...
854
01:00:40,770 --> 01:00:43,182
for just such an occasion.
855
01:00:48,011 --> 01:00:49,081
Ah. Ha-ha-ha.
856
01:00:53,416 --> 01:00:55,259
Shooting a man in the back?
857
01:00:55,418 --> 01:00:58,160
I thought you were more evolved than that,
Grodd.
858
01:00:58,655 --> 01:00:59,690
Huh?
859
01:01:07,764 --> 01:01:09,766
Luthor, we have company.
860
01:01:11,468 --> 01:01:14,938
Ah! The Justice League.
I thought we ended them.
861
01:01:15,105 --> 01:01:18,348
Why won't they just stay ended?
862
01:01:20,377 --> 01:01:22,152
Let me show you how it's done.
863
01:01:22,312 --> 01:01:24,553
I'd have to have eyes
in the back of my head...
864
01:01:24,714 --> 01:01:27,217
since I'll be way ahead of you.
865
01:01:39,663 --> 01:01:42,906
I'll consider this a net victory.
866
01:01:51,208 --> 01:01:54,417
Enjoy your time on the bench, Flash.
867
01:01:56,680 --> 01:02:00,059
Watch a real player score some points.
868
01:02:00,217 --> 01:02:02,254
So you like to play games, huh?
869
01:02:03,687 --> 01:02:04,859
Game on.
870
01:02:05,021 --> 01:02:07,092
Fifteen. Thirty. Forty.
871
01:02:07,257 --> 01:02:09,396
I'm on fire today.
872
01:02:09,559 --> 01:02:12,039
Let me cool you off with an ice pack.
873
01:02:16,566 --> 01:02:17,909
Huh'? Aah!
874
01:02:21,238 --> 01:02:24,117
Heh-heh. Looks like
you should've warmed up. Zero points.
875
01:02:24,274 --> 01:02:27,255
Flash escaping? Ten points.
876
01:02:27,577 --> 01:02:29,523
No, no, no, I had 40.
877
01:02:29,679 --> 01:02:33,024
Plus escape from ice,
so that's an extra 15.
878
01:02:35,218 --> 01:02:38,461
I've got a little surprise for you,
Wonder Woman.
879
01:02:42,959 --> 01:02:46,907
Uh, that wasn't the surprise.
This is the surprise.
880
01:02:53,403 --> 01:02:56,043
We're out of surprises.
How do we stop her?
881
01:02:56,206 --> 01:02:59,881
By exploiting her one weakness:
her compassion.
882
01:03:12,088 --> 01:03:13,465
You missed, Lex.
883
01:03:13,623 --> 01:03:14,966
Did I?
884
01:03:33,143 --> 01:03:36,784
No. The animal hospital.
885
01:03:36,946 --> 01:03:38,186
Oh, we should run.
886
01:03:38,348 --> 01:03:41,158
I would, but I'm frozen with fear.
887
01:03:47,624 --> 01:03:49,695
Five hundred points.
888
01:03:49,859 --> 01:03:52,339
Six hundred points.
889
01:03:55,298 --> 01:03:59,007
You're less fun than a barrel of monkeys.
890
01:04:02,439 --> 01:04:04,942
How many of these are there, any...?
891
01:04:06,776 --> 01:04:09,780
No. Kryptonite.
892
01:04:13,483 --> 01:04:15,861
Hold on, Superman. I'm coming.
893
01:04:30,633 --> 01:04:33,170
The Hall of Doom
was specifically designed...
894
01:04:33,336 --> 01:04:37,478
to withstand your powers
and exploit your weaknesses.
895
01:04:37,640 --> 01:04:43,921
It is only a matter of time before it
defeats the entire Justice League.
896
01:04:44,080 --> 01:04:47,926
Not the entire league, my green friend.
I have an idea.
897
01:04:54,758 --> 01:04:58,035
What's happening to the Hall of Justice?
898
01:04:58,194 --> 01:05:00,765
I gave it an upgrade. it's my hobby.
899
01:05:07,270 --> 01:05:09,773
Three, two, one.
900
01:05:09,939 --> 01:05:11,282
Hold on.
901
01:05:50,380 --> 01:05:51,552
Yoo-hoo!
902
01:05:51,714 --> 01:05:53,159
Anybody home?
903
01:05:53,450 --> 01:05:55,487
What? Stop this transmission.
904
01:05:55,652 --> 01:05:56,995
Where is it coming from?
905
01:05:57,153 --> 01:06:00,600
Luthor, I'm picking up something big
flying towards us.
906
01:06:00,957 --> 01:06:02,095
On the screen.
907
01:06:04,828 --> 01:06:07,308
No. It can't be.
908
01:06:19,742 --> 01:06:22,279
Look, it's a giant bird.
909
01:06:22,445 --> 01:06:24,152
No, its a plane.
910
01:06:24,314 --> 01:06:26,658
Well, it certainly isn't Superman.
911
01:06:26,816 --> 01:06:28,853
He seems to be taking a nap.
912
01:06:29,018 --> 01:06:31,191
I could use a nap.
913
01:06:33,523 --> 01:06:34,866
Cyborg.
914
01:06:40,697 --> 01:06:42,370
Now let's show them what we got.
915
01:06:42,532 --> 01:06:44,512
And we got style.
916
01:06:49,105 --> 01:06:52,018
Launch disco missiles.
917
01:07:07,190 --> 01:07:09,693
Unhand our duly elected leader, Grodd.
918
01:07:10,660 --> 01:07:11,695
Huh?
919
01:07:17,333 --> 01:07:20,314
Good to know you have my back
when it counts, Superman.
920
01:07:20,470 --> 01:07:22,916
Looks like Cyborg had all our backs.
921
01:07:23,072 --> 01:07:26,212
He'll make a great leader someday.
922
01:07:26,409 --> 01:07:28,252
Let's go.
923
01:07:32,181 --> 01:07:34,593
Shoot everything we've got at them. Fire.
924
01:07:38,888 --> 01:07:41,232
Star shield, activate.
925
01:07:52,001 --> 01:07:55,175
I call this my in-your-face finale.
926
01:07:56,272 --> 01:07:58,775
Booyah! Booyah!
927
01:08:11,721 --> 01:08:13,894
Come on.
928
01:08:26,369 --> 01:08:28,747
I got to the pet hospital first.
Nine hundred points.
929
01:08:28,905 --> 01:08:31,078
Wow, Wonder Woman,
that looks pretty heavy.
930
01:08:31,240 --> 01:08:32,310
Even for you.
931
01:08:36,212 --> 01:08:38,920
Use your heat vision to seal the cracks
in the building.
932
01:08:39,082 --> 01:08:40,755
Great idea.
933
01:08:48,291 --> 01:08:50,601
Don't worry, the birds are safe.
934
01:08:50,760 --> 01:08:52,398
That's a thousand points.
935
01:08:52,562 --> 01:08:54,667
Birds? Ha! I've saved cats.
936
01:08:54,831 --> 01:08:56,242
That's 5000 points.
937
01:08:56,399 --> 01:08:59,744
Are you kidding me?
Dogs. I've saved dogs.
938
01:08:59,902 --> 01:09:01,313
One million points.
939
01:09:01,471 --> 01:09:04,816
This ridiculous one-upsmanship
has gone on long enough.
940
01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:07,454
We help people
because it's the right thing to do.
941
01:09:07,610 --> 01:09:10,955
True heroes do not keep score.
942
01:09:11,414 --> 01:09:14,452
- Ugh. She's right, you know.
- Yeah.
943
01:09:15,818 --> 01:09:18,492
But I'm totally better
at not keeping score than you.
944
01:09:18,655 --> 01:09:19,690
Nuh-uh.
945
01:09:24,327 --> 01:09:26,500
Oh, no, you don't.
946
01:09:32,669 --> 01:09:35,275
You aren't going anywhere.
947
01:09:35,438 --> 01:09:39,181
Please, leave this to me.
948
01:09:48,618 --> 01:09:50,291
Yipe!
949
01:10:00,863 --> 01:10:02,865
That was so cool.
950
01:10:03,366 --> 01:10:05,175
Looks like you always get your man.
951
01:10:05,334 --> 01:10:08,213
Like you're some kind
of Martian manhunter.
952
01:10:09,472 --> 01:10:13,010
Hmm. I like it.
953
01:10:13,176 --> 01:10:15,588
One last hunt.
954
01:10:16,479 --> 01:10:18,584
But... But... But I freed you.
955
01:10:18,748 --> 01:10:21,922
If it wasn't for me,
you'd still be held prisoner.
956
01:10:23,686 --> 01:10:27,361
For that, I am grateful.
957
01:10:27,523 --> 01:10:30,504
So you'll let me go?
958
01:10:30,893 --> 01:10:37,401
Yes, but I'm afraid they may not.
959
01:10:48,778 --> 01:10:50,382
Yay, Justice League!
960
01:10:50,546 --> 01:10:54,756
- Sorry we exiled you guys. Our bad.
- All right!
961
01:10:54,917 --> 01:10:56,055
Well, that's that.
962
01:10:56,219 --> 01:10:59,962
Guess it'll be quite a while before
the Legion of Doom can make any trouble.
963
01:11:00,123 --> 01:11:01,568
Yes, that's true.
964
01:11:01,924 --> 01:11:04,063
Thanks to you, Cyborg.
965
01:11:04,227 --> 01:11:06,867
We're all alive,
and the Earth is out of danger...
966
01:11:07,029 --> 01:11:10,306
because you trusted your instincts.
967
01:11:10,466 --> 01:11:12,104
Good job.
968
01:11:24,380 --> 01:11:26,587
As for you, I couldn't be more sorry...
969
01:11:26,749 --> 01:11:29,093
for the way this planet treated you
when you arrived.
970
01:11:29,252 --> 01:11:33,428
But sometimes we're a bit suspicious
of things we haven't seen before.
971
01:11:33,990 --> 01:11:37,164
Our fearless leader
used to think the same of me.
972
01:11:37,794 --> 01:11:40,502
Please know
that was just one narrow individual.
973
01:11:40,663 --> 01:11:43,007
The people of Earth
can be very welcoming.
974
01:11:43,166 --> 01:11:48,115
According to the bylaws of the league,
I'm only leader for another 37 seconds.
975
01:11:48,271 --> 01:11:50,649
Then it'll be time for another election.
976
01:11:51,007 --> 01:11:53,317
You've still got my vote, Bats.
977
01:11:53,476 --> 01:11:58,118
My final act as leader
is to offer a Justice League membership...
978
01:11:58,281 --> 01:11:59,589
To our new ally.
979
01:11:59,749 --> 01:12:03,856
Really? Well, in that case,
welcome to the team.
980
01:12:05,288 --> 01:12:11,102
It appears I not only have a new planet...
981
01:12:11,260 --> 01:12:13,934
but a new family.
982
01:12:14,096 --> 01:12:16,542
Yeah!
983
01:12:16,699 --> 01:12:19,305
Let's party!
984
01:12:22,705 --> 01:12:24,207
Not so fast.
985
01:12:24,373 --> 01:12:28,185
I'm holding you all personally responsible
for this damage.
986
01:12:28,344 --> 01:12:29,880
Manhunter.
987
01:12:30,046 --> 01:12:31,457
And if you don't...
988
01:12:34,617 --> 01:12:38,121
Cy-bot lives to party.
989
01:12:46,028 --> 01:12:48,907
All right. Boogie.
990
01:13:07,683 --> 01:13:08,991
Hmm.
991
01:13:11,554 --> 01:13:12,862
Hmm.
992
01:13:15,024 --> 01:13:16,332
Come in, Darkseid.
993
01:13:16,492 --> 01:13:18,529
This is Lex Luthor to Darkseid.
994
01:13:20,596 --> 01:13:23,440
Darkseid hears you, human.
995
01:13:23,599 --> 01:13:24,942
It's about time.
996
01:13:25,101 --> 01:13:26,580
I want out of here.
997
01:13:26,736 --> 01:13:28,181
Of course you do, Luthor.
998
01:13:28,337 --> 01:13:29,680
What is that to me?
999
01:13:29,839 --> 01:13:33,082
I gave you the tools you needed
and more.
1000
01:13:33,242 --> 01:13:36,052
Still you failed.
1001
01:13:36,212 --> 01:13:38,385
Darkseid, you must help me.
1002
01:13:38,547 --> 01:13:42,085
No. I need do nothing for you.
1003
01:13:43,352 --> 01:13:45,229
But if I want the Earth...
1004
01:13:45,388 --> 01:13:50,098
and the accursed Justice League
destroyed...
1005
01:13:50,259 --> 01:13:54,969
then I must reach across the aisle.
1006
01:13:55,231 --> 01:14:00,442
For the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
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