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♪ JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE

THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

>> Jimmy: HI THERE. WELCOME TO A NEW EPISODE OF

HOLLYWOOD LOCKDOWN. I'M YOUR HOST, JIM "JIMMY"

KIMMEL. HEY, THIS IS ALARMING. ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY FROM

THE CDC, MOST PEOPLE ARE NOT USING HAND SANITIZER CORRECTLY.

THEY SAY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO RUB YOUR HANDS WITH SANITIZER FOR

30 SECONDS, WHICH IS EVEN LONGER THAN WHEN YOU WASH YOUR HANDS.

IT'S 20 SECONDS. THE STUDY WAS PUBLISHED IN THE

"JOURNAL OF INFORMATION THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE TO HAVE

THREE MONTHS AGO." I DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEED TO PURELL

FOR 30 SECONDS. IT DEFINITELY DOESN'T SAY THAT

ON THE BOTTLE! I LOOKED AT THE BOTTLE.

IT SAYS, "RUB HANDS TOGETHER BRISKLY UNTIL DRY."

WHY CAN'T WE GET ANYTHING RIGHT? WHAT ELSE ARE WE DOING WRONG?

ARE WE USING KETCHUP THE RIGHT WAY?

MAYBE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PUT IT ON YOUR FACE?

THIS IS AN INTERESTING SIGN OF THE TIMES.

A SMALL SHOW OF PROGRESS, PERHAPS.

JOHNSON AND JOHNSON ANNOUNCED VIA INSTAGRAM THEIR PLAN TO HELP

HEAL OUR NATION'S WOUNDS. A LINE OF RACIALLY INCLUSIVE

BAND‐AIDS. THE JOHNSONS WROTE, "WE HEAR YOU.

WE SEE YOU. WE'RE LISTENING TO YOU.

WE STAND IN SOLIDARITY WITH OUR BLACK COLLEAGUES, COLLABORATORS

AND COMMUNITY IN THE FIGHT AGAINST RACISM, VIOLENCE AND

INJUSTICE." THEY'RE LITERALLY PUTTING A

BAND‐AID ON THE PROBLEM. BUT GOOD FOR BAND‐AIDS FOR

FINALLY OPENING THINGS UP BEYOND THE SHADE THEY'VE BEEN USING FOR

A HUNDRED YEARS. A COLOR KNOWN INTERNALLY AS "ED

SHEERAN'S NECK." MEANWHILE FORD, THE MOTOR

COMPANY, NOT THE HARRISON, IS PLANNING TO UNVEIL A NEW BRONCO

ON JULY 9th, WHICH IS EXCITING, BUT ALSO SURPRISING BECAUSE JULY

9th HAPPENS TO BE O. J.'S BIRTHDAY. FOR REAL.

FORD SAYS THEY DIDN'T REALIZE THAT WHEN THEY ANNOUNCED IT.

WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS, WHO DID REALIZE THAT?

WHO LOOKED THAT UP? THOUGH, WHO THOUGHT,

HOW IS IT POSSIBLE WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO PURELL, BUT WE DO KNOW

THIS? SPEAKING OF NOTORIOUS DATES,

FIVE YEARS AGO TODAY, DONALD JESSICA TRUMP LAUNCHED

HIS CAMPAIGN FOR PRESIDENT AND HE HAS BEEN SLOWLY

DESCENDING INTO MADNESS EVER SINCE. FIVE YEARS AGO TODAY,

DONALD TRUMP RODE DOWN THAT ESCALATOR TO ADDRESS A GROUP OF

ACTORS HE PAID $50 A PIECE TO CHEER FOR HIM.

LOOK IT UP, IT HAPPENED. AND NOW, HERE WE ARE.

YOU KNOW, THE TRADITIONAL FIVE‐YEAR ANNIVERSARY GIFT IS

WOOD. SO LATER TONIGHT, I'M GOING TO

HIT MYSELF OVER THE HEAD WITH A BASEBALL BAT TO CELEBRATE.

THERE IS A NEW, NEW TELL‐ALL BOOK ON THE WAY FROM TRUMP'S

FORMER NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR, JOHN BOLTON.

REMEMBER MUSTACHE GUY, JOHN BOLTON?

OFFERED TO TESTIFY DURING THE IMPEACHMENT TRIAL, BUT THE

REPUBLICANS SAID, "NO THANKS, WE'RE GOOD."

I'LL BE HONEST, I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THE IMPEACHMENT TRIAL.

AT THIS POINT, THAT FEELS LIKE A HULU SHOW I WAS REALLY INTO AND

THEN HATED THE ENDING. BUT BOLTON IS BACK.

HIS BOOK IS CALLED, "THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENED."

WHICH IS A REFERENCE TO THE MUSICAL "HAMILTON," WHICH IS

KIND OF WEIRD. IT'S LIKE IF WOODWARD AND

BERNSTEIN CALLED THEIR BOOK "NIXON CHRIST SUPERSTAR."

BOLTON IS SAID TO LAY OUT MANY INSTANCES OF TRUMP'S MISCONDUCT

THAT GO WELL BEYOND THE QUID PRO QUO WITH UKRAINE.

AND WHILE MANY BELIEVE THE PRESIDENT SHOULD BE WORRIED, THE

PRESIDENT THINKS JOHN BOLTON SHOULD BE WORRIED.

>> SOMEBODY SAID HE WENT OUT AND WROTE A BOOK.

IF HE WROTE A BOOK, I CAN'T IMAGINE THAT HE CAN, BECAUSE

THAT'S HIGHLY‐CLASSIFIED INFORMATION.

EVEN CONVERSATIONS WITH ME, THEY'RE HIGHLY CLASSIFIED.

I TOLD THAT TO THE ATTORNEY GENERAL BEFORE.

I WILL CONSIDER EVERY CONVERSATION WITH ME AS

PRESIDENT HIGHLY CLASSIFIED. SO THAT WOULD MEAN IF HE WROTE A

BOOK AND IF THE BOOK GETS OUT, HE'S BROKEN THE LAW, AND I WOULD

THINK HE WOULD HAVE CRIMINAL PROBLEMS, I WOULD HOPE SO.

>> Jimmy: OKAY, THOSE ARE RULES FOR A BACHELOR PARTY, NOT THE

LAW. HE JUST MAKES THE RULES UP AS HE

GOES, AND HE IS GOING. THE TRUMP TRAIN IS HEADED TO

TULSA, OKLAHOMA ON SATURDAY FOR A BIG RALLY DESPITE THE FACT

THAT INSTANCES OF THE VIRUS IN OKLAHOMA ARE ON THE RISE.

AND HIS VP OF REGIONAL SALES IS ON THE ROAD TOO.

MIKE PENCE MADE AN APPEARANCE TODAY AT WINNEBAGO HEADQUARTERS

IN IOWA. AND WHAT AN APPEARANCE IT WAS.

>> PLEASE STAND AND WELCOME OUR OUTSTANDING VICE PRESIDENT OF

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,

MIKE PENCE.

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>> Jimmy: PUMP IT UP, YO. THE CAPTAIN OF THE SPACE FORCE

IS IN THE HOUSE. HE MAKES A ENTRANCE

LIKE A WHITE DARTH VADER. PENCE DELIGHTED THE CROWD WITH

SOME OF HIS CLASSIC COMEDY ROUTINES AND TOOK A VERY ROSY

LOOK AT THE FACT THAT AMERICANS ARE NOW TOO SCARED TO TRAVEL.

>> I WAS JUST TOLD BY SOME OF THE LEADERSHIP HERE AT THE

COMPANY THAT AMERICANS ARE BUYING RVs AT A PRETTY RAPID

PACE. IN FACT, USUALLY, I THINK WE

HEARD THAT ROUGHLY ABOUT A THIRD OF BUYERS EVERY YEAR ARE

FIRST‐TIME BUYERS. IT'S PUSHING MORE LIKE 50%.

AMERICA IS HITTING THE ROAD IN AMERICAN‐MADE RVs.

>> Jimmy: THAT'S BECAUSE IF WE STAY IN A HOTEL WE MIGHT DIE!

POOR MIKE PENCE. A FEW MONTHS AGO IT LOOKED LIKE

TRUMP WOULD GET IMPEACHED AND HE'D BE PRESIDENT.

NOW HE'S IN IOWA SELLING RV'S. SOME HAVE SUGGESTED NOW MIGHT BE

A GOOD TIME FOR MIKE TO JUMP SHIP, BUT THE VICE POODLE IS

NOTHING IF NOT OBEDIENT. HE'S VERY EVEN‐KEELED AND I

THINK I KNOW WHY. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.

HE STOPPED INTO A DINER IN SPRINGDALE, PENNSYLVANIA THIS

WEEKEND. WATCH HIM CLOSELY HERE, BECAUSE

LOOK AT IT, HE'S STONED. MIKE PENCE IS TOTALLY

BONG‐LOADED. DON'T TELL MOTHER. FOX NEWS, BY THE WAY, I THINK

THEY'RE DISAPPOINTED THERE'S NO LOOTING GOING ON BECAUSE THEY

HAVE A NEW FOCUS, TO DISTRACT US FROM REALITY.

AND THAT IS MANUFACTURING OUTRAGE IN RESPONSE TO A

NON‐EXISTENT MOVEMENT TO CANCEL THE CARTOON SHOW "PAW PATROL."

>> THE CANCEL CULTURE MOVEMENT MAY NOW BE COMING FOR "PAW

PATROL."

>> THEY BELIEVE IS THERE SHOULD NOT BE POLICE, PEACE OR EVEN "IS

PAW PATROL."

>> "PAW PATROL" HAS BEEN CANCELED.

>> IS ISCHASE, GERMAN SHEPHERD.

>> IS I HAVE A DOG NAMED CHASE.

>> DEFUND THE PAW PATROL.

>> PAW PATROL. PAW PATROL.

>> PAW PATROL.

>> PAW PATROL.

>> WE SHOULD POINT OUT THAT THERE DOESN'T APPEAR TO BE ANY

GENUINE EFFORT TO CANCEL "PAW PATROL."

>> Jimmy: YES, SO THEN WHY ARE YOU ALL TALKING ABOUT IT?

THERE'S REAL STUFF TO BE MAD ABOUT, YOU KNOW?

ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO,

AMERICANS ARE THE UNHAPPIEST WE'VE BEEN IN ALMOST 50 YEARS.

AMERICA IS IN A DEPRESSION AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE

ECONOMY. BUT WORRY NO MORE BECAUSE HELP

IS ON THE WAY IN THE FORM OF THE MOST POSITIVE PERSON I KNOW.

MY COUSIN MICKI. MICKI IS GUARANTEED TO BOOST

YOUR MOOD. SHE'S LIKE A HUMAN BALLOON

ANIMAL. AND WITH THAT SAID, HERE ARE

SOME WORDS OF HOPE FROM COUSIN MICKI.

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>> IS WHEN I'M FEELING DOWN, I GRAB A SQUISHY, AND I JUST

SQUEEZE IT, SMELL IT AND SQUISHIES ARE, IT'S PROBABLY ONE

OF THE BEST INVENTIONS IN THE WORLD.

I MEAN, I KNOW THERE'S BIGGER THINGS THAT WERE INVENTED.

BUT FOR ME PERSONALLY IN MY LIFE, I WOULD PUT SKBISHQUISHIE

BEING INVENTED IN THE TOP FIVE. I HAVE BOUGHT MANY ON HOLLYWOOD

BOULEVARD AND I WANT TO PICK UP THE TABLE AND POUR IT INTO THE

BACK OF MY VAN. I DON'T EVEN SANITIZE THEM.

I JUST RIGHT THEN START SQUEEZIN' AND SMELLIN'.

I DON'T BELIEVE GERMS CAN COME FROM SQUISHIES, BECAUSE IT'S

SUCH A POSITIVE THING.

>> Jimmy: THANK YOU MICKI. WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU

TONIGHT. WE WILL HONOR OUR HEALTHCARE

HERO OF THE WEEK WITH ONE OF THE BIGGEST NAMES IN THE HISTORY OF

BASKETBALL. AND WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH

MARK RUFFALO.

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>> Dicky: ABC'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE," BROUGHT TO YOU BY BOOST

MOBILE.

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>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" FROM MY

HOUSE. IN JUST A LITTLE BIT WE WILL

SALUTE OUR HEALTHCARE HERO OF THE WEEK WITH AN ASSIST FROM AN

NBA HALL OF FAMER. TOMORROW NIGHT SARAH PAULSON

WILL BE WITH US. AS WILL THE ROASTMASTER GENERAL,

JEFFREY ROSS. AND ON THURSDAY, PHARRELL WILLIAMS.

OUR GUEST TONIGHT IS AN EMMY‐WINNING ACTOR AND

INCREDIBLE AVENGER. HIS CRITICALLY‐ACCLAIMED

PERFORMANCE AS TROUBLED TWIN BROTHERS IN THE DRAMATIC

MINISERIES "I KNOW THIS MUCH IS TRUE" IS ON HBO, HBO MAX AND ALL

THE BABY HBO'S. NOW PLEASE WELCOME, MARK RUFFALO.

HI, MARK.

>> HEY, JIMMY, HOW YOU DOIN', MAN?

>> Jimmy: I'M DOING ALL RIGHT, WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW? SKB

>> I'M IN AN AIRBNB, A DEFUNCT, CLOSE HOTEL IN NEW YORK.

AND I'M HERE BECAUSE OUR INTERNET SUCKS.

HOW CAN WE NOT HAVE INTERNET? RURAL NEW YORK AT THIS POINT?

SO I'M HERE BECAUSE THE INTERNET WORKS HERE WAY BETTER THAN IT

DOES ON MY DIAL‐UP IN UPSTATE NEW YORK, TWO HOURS FROM THE

GREATEST TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED CITY IN THE WORLD.

>> Jimmy: I HAVE TO TELL YOU, IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD THAT YOU HAVE

CRAPPY WI‐FI. I THINK IT WOULD MAKE A LOT OF

PEOPLE FEEL GOOD.

>> YES, EAT IT UP.

>> Jimmy: SO WAIT, DO YOUR KIDS NOT HAVE WI‐FI FOR GOING TO ZOOM

SCHOOL? ARE THEY DOING THAT?

>> WE HAVE SOME HOTSPOTS. AND EACH KID HAS TO HAVE THEIR

OWN HOT SPOT, BECAUSE THEY BARELY GET ENOUGH BANDWIDTH TO

DO THEIR HOME SCHOOLING. AND ALL I ‐‐ SO THEY COME HERE

SOMETIMES TO DO IT, BUT ‐‐

>> Jimmy: REALLY? WOW, DO THEY KNOW IF THEY

GRADUATED? MAYBE IT'S UNCERTAIN?

>> I THINK IT WOULD BE BETTER IF THEY DIDN'T GRADUATE.

BECAUSE IT WAS SUCH A SAD EXPERIENCE FOR THEM TO GRADUATE

OVER AN iPAD.

>> Jimmy: YEAH.

>> AND A COMPUTER. IT WAS, MAN, I'M FEELIN' FOR

THESE KIDS, MAN. THIS IS, THIS IS, IT'S NOT FAIR.

>> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN GETTING A LOT OF

GREAT REVIEWS FOR YOUR HBO MINI SERIES, BUT I WANTED TO TELL YOU

THAT MY FATHER, JIM KIMMEL, HE SPECIFICALLY TEXT THE ME,

BECAUSE HE WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT MY MOTHER AND HE ARE, THINK

YOU'RE FANTASTIC, AND I WATCH YOUR SHOW, TOO, AND HE IS RIGHT

ON THIS ONE, YOU ARE FANTASTIC. IT REALLY IS ‐‐

>> AH, MAN.

>> Jimmy: I WATCH THIS IN WONDER, I MEAN, HOW DID YOU, HOW

DID YOU DO THIS? YOU'RE PLAYING TWO CHARACTERS,

ONE OF THEM IS QUITE A BIT HEAVIER THAN THE OTHER CHARACTER.

>> YES.

>> Jimmy: DID YOU GO BACK AND SHOOT EVERYTHING IN CHUNKS?

OR HOW DID IT WORK?

>> YEAH, WE SHOT ALL OF ONE CHARACTER, DOMINICK, WHOSE STORY

IT PRIMARILY IS. I LOST 20 POUNDS TO DO DOMINICK.

AND THEN I TOOK SIX WEEKS OFF AND PUT 30 POUNDS ON TO PLAY HIS

TWIN BROTHER, WHO'S LIVING WITH SCHIZOPHRENIA.

AND THEN WEIGH SHOT THAT. SO SOME SCENES WERE FOUR MONTHS

APART BETWEEN SHOOTING THEM.

>> Jimmy: SO THEN YOU JUST LISTEN TO THE AUDIO TRACK?

OR IS THERE SOMEONE WHO STANDS IN?

>> WE HAVE THIS AMAZING ACTOR WHO IS A GREAT FRIEND OF OUR

INCREDIBLE DIRECTOR, AND HE ASKED HIM TO PLAY OPPOSITE, HE

SAID YOU WANT TO PLAY MARK RUFFALO'S BROTHER IN THE MOVIE?

HE SAID ABSOLUTELY. HE SAID HERE'S THE THING, YOU'RE

GOING TO HAVE TO LOSE 20 POUNDS, GAIN 30 POUNDS AND NEVER BE SEEN

ON SCREEN.

>> Jimmy: THAT'S TERRIBLE. WHY DID HE MAKE HIM DO THE

WEIGHT THING?

>> YOU KNOW, HE ACTUALLY, BECAUSE THEY WERE GOING, THERE'S

SOME SCENES WHERE IT'S ACTUALLY HIS BODY AND MY FACE HAS BEEN,

HAS BEEN PUT ON IT. IT'S NOT FAIR, BUT I HAVE TO

SAY, JIMMY, HIS NAME IS GABE FAZIO.

AND THIS GUY, HE WAS SO GREAT, AND HE WAS SO COMMITTED.

AND THE REASON THAT IT WORKS SO WELL IS BECAUSE OF HIM.

>> Jimmy: COULD YOU WIN TWO EMMIES FOR THIS?

BECAUSE YOU ARE PLAYING TWO ROLES. YOU COULD TECHNICALLY RUN

AGAINST YOURSELF, COULDN'T YOU?

>> I WOULD, KNOWING ME, I WOULD GET RUFFALO'D AND I'D CANCEL

MYSELF OUT AND LOSE BOTH CATEGORIES.

>> Jimmy: IS THAT THE TERM? RUFFALO'D?

>> THAT'S THE TERM MY FRIENDS HAVE COME UP WITH.

>> Jimmy: I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE ANYTHING AWAY, BUT IT IS WELL

WORTH CHECKING OUT. EACH NIGHT I'M GIVING A DONATION

TO CHARITY AND YOU CHOSE PUSH BUFFALO.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

>> Jimmy: IS THAT BECAUSE IT RHYMES WITH ROUFFALO?

>> YOU KNOW A LITTLE ABOUT THE SOLUTIONS PROJECT.

>> Jimmy: YES.

>> THE CLIMATE CHANGE. PART OF WHAT WE DO IS, IS

BASICALLY REGRANT MONEY TO FRONT‐LINE COMMUNITIES.

AND ABOUT TWO YEARS AGO, WE DECIDED THAT 80% OF THE MONEY WE

WOULD GIVE TO THESE FRONT LINE COMMUNITIES WOULD BE TO

ORGANIZATIONS LED BY WOMEN OF COLOR. AND WHAT THEY'RE DOING IN

BUFFALO IS JUST, IT'S TRANSFORMATIONAL.

THEY'VE TAKEN THAT POST‐INDUSTRIAL TOWN, FULL OF

BROWNFIELDS THAT HAVE BEEN POLLUTED BY INDUSTRIAL POLLUTION

AND CREATED THIS VIBRANT COMMUNITY OF COMMUNITY SOLAR,

COMMUNITY HOUSING, LOW‐INCOME HOUSING, GREEN ENERGY AND CLEAN

ENERGY JOBS AND WHOLE FOOD SYSTEMS THAT THEY HAVE

REVITALIZED THESE BROWNFIELDS. AND ARE GROWING FOOD THERE NOW.

IT'S ONE OF THE MOST EXCITING CITIES IN THE UNITED STATES

RIGHT NOW FOR THE RESILIENCE. AND IT'S LED BY THIS BEAUTIFUL,

POWERFUL AFRICAN‐AMERICAN IMMIGRANT WOMAN. RAHA.

AND THE FUNNY THING IS, THE CRAZY THING IS, THEY'VE ALSO

BEEN FIGHTING AGAINST POLICE VIOLENCE, AND MARTY, THE GUY WHO

WAS SHOVED.

>> Jimmy: YEAH.

>> BY THE POLICE IN BUFFALO, HE'S ONE OF OUR PUSH BUFFALO

MEMBERS.

>> Jimmy: WOW.

>> YES.

>> Jimmy: HOLY COW. WOW.

>> AND SO THIS IS HOW WE PARTNER WITH THIS GROUP OF PEOPLE TO

GIVE THEM THE POWER TO LEAD US AND TO BRING THEM, BRING THEM

INTO THE CONVERSATIONS THAT WE'RE HAVING ON HOW TO MAKE THIS

WORLD MORE EQUITABLE, FAIRER, MORE JUST AND CLEANER.

>> Jimmy: WELL, MARK IS ALWAYS UP TO SOMETHING GOOD.

GO TO PUSHBUFFALO.ORG TO LEARN MORE.

THANK YOU SO MUCH, MARK, ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO CHAT WITH YOU.

MARK RUFFALO, EVERYBODY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH OUR

HEALTH CARE HERO OF THE WEEK AND A SURPRISE NBA SUPERSTAR, TOO.

>> TELL YOUR MOM AND DAD THANK YOU AND I LOVE THEM.

>> Jimmy: I WILL.

>> BYE.

>> Dicky: PORTIONS OF "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" ARE BROUGHT TO YOU

BY PLANTERS. A FAN OF DADS EVERYWHERE.

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>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" FROM MY HOUSE.

OUR HEALTHCARE HERO THIS WEEK IS A CRITICAL CARE NURSE FROM

ATLANTA. PLEASE WELCOME NURSE, MIKE KEARSE.

THEY CALL YOU MURSE MIKE?

CORRECT, MIKE?

>> YES, SIR, MEAURSE MIKE, THAT THE MONIKER I GO BY.

>> Jimmy: AND YOU DON'T MIND?

>> NOT AT ALL. I TOOK IT AND MADE IT A POSITIVE.

>> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU GET THE MASK OVER YOUR BEARD?

>> THERE'S ACTUALLY A MACHINE CALLED A PAPER.

THE ASSIGNMENTS I HAVE BEEN TAKING, I MAKE SURE I CAN USE

THE PAPPER. IT'S A HOODED MASK AND GOES

UNDER MY BEARD AND CREATES CONTINUOUS POSITIVE AIR FLOW AND

ALLOWS ANY CONTAMINATES THAT MIGHT GET IN TO GET OUT.

>> Jimmy: YOU MUST LOVE THAT BEARD.

>> I TRY NOT TO CUT IT.

>> Jimmy: I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN WORKING VERY HARD.

AND I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN AT RISK. LET'S BE QUITE HONEST.

YOU'RE RISKING YOUR LIFE THERE. RISKING YOUR FAMILY.

IN FACT, I UNDERSTAND YOU'VE GOT YOUR KIDS THERE.

IS THERE A PLAN FOR FATHER'S DAY FOR YOU? DO YOU KNOW?

>> I'M SURE THERE'S SOME SECRETIVE STUFF GOING ON, BUT MY

SON HAS ALREADY MADE A FATHER'S DAY CARD. AND ‐‐

>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, BASKETBALL THEMED.

>> YEAH, HE'S A BIG BASKETBALL FAN.

>> Jimmy: ARE YOU A BASKETBALL FAN AS WELL, I UNDERSTAND?

YOUR TEAM IS THE LAKERS?

>> YES, SIR, ABSOLUTELY. SINCE A LONG TIME AGO. YEAH.

>> Jimmy: IS THAT WHY YOU HAVE

WORTHY ON YOUR SHIRT, FOR JAMES?

>> NO, SIR, NOT FOR JAMES WORTHY.

I JUST WANT EVERYBODY TO KNOW THAT, ESPECIALLY PEOPLE THAT

LOOK LIKE ME, THAT THEY'RE WORTHY.

>> Jimmy: I KNOW YOU'RE HA LAKES FAN, AND I WANT TO YOU MEET

SOMEBODY, HIS NAME IS IRVIN.

>> WHOA.

>> Jimmy: SAY HELLO TO MIKE.

>> I DID NOT EXPECT TO SEE YOU, SIR.

>> OH, WOW. WELL, I AM HERE, AND I WANT TO

SAY THANK YOU FOR WHAT YOU'RE DOING FOR PATIENTS AND TAKING

CARE OF THEM AND RISKING YOUR OWN LIFE TO TAKE CARE OF THEM.

THAT MEANS THAT YOU'RE AN UNSELFISH PERSON, AND THANK YOU

FOR BLESSING ALL OF US. YOU KNOW, NOT JUST THE PEOPLE IN

ATLANTA, BUT ALL OF US ARE BLESSED WITH WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

AND ALSO, TOO, I WANT TO SAY HELLO TO THE BOYS AND YOUR WIFE,

ALSO, THANK THEM FOR WHAT, YOU KNOW, PUTTING YOU, LETTING YOU

GO TO WORK EVERY SINGLE DAY AND JUST TAKING CARE OF SO MANY

PEOPLE, AND JIMMY IS JUST THE COOLEST DUDE, TOO.

>> Jimmy: THAT IS A GREAT POINT, THANKI

THANKING YOUR FAMILY AS WELL. TO THANK YOU FOR YOUR HARD WORK,

PHILLIPS WOULD LIKE TO SEND YOU $10,000 TO SPEND HOWEVER YOU'D

LIKE. THEY'VE BEEN HELPING HOSPITALS,

SPOTLIGHTING HEALTH CARE WORKERS LIKE YOU THROUGH THEIR EVERY DAY

HEROES CAMPAIGN AND THEY'RE ALSO GOING TO SEND GIFT PACKAGES TO

JUR YOUR CO‐WORKERS IN ATLANTA TO HELP WITH THEIR HEALTHY

ROUTINES.

>> THANK YOU.

>> Jimmy: THAT'S FOR YOU AND YOUR FELLOW WORKERS, MIKE.

>> WE GOT A JERSEY FOR HIM, TOO. I AUTOGRAPHED THIS JERSEY FOR

YOU, MIKE?

>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.

>> ESPECIALLY FOR YOU, MY BROTHER.

>> THIS IS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO. I LOVE JIMMY, THAT'S MY MAN.

I'M GOING TO FLY YOU, YOUR WIFE, AND YOUR TWO BOYS, WHEN THIS

THING SETTLES DOWN, NEXT SEASON TO L. A., AND YOU'RE GOING TO

COME TO A LAKER GAME LIVE, MY BROTHER, AND YOU GET TO TAKE THE

BOYS TO DISNEYLAND.

>> WOW, WOW. THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

>> Jimmy: NOBODY BETTER THAN MAGIC JOHNSON.

THANK YOU, MAGIC, AND THANK YOU MIKE AND THANKS TO YOUR FAMILIES

AND HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO BOTH YOU GUYS. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> THANK YOU BOTH. APPRECIATE IT.

>> Dicky: PORTIONS OF "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" ARE BROUGHT TO YOU

BY CREATIVE ROOTS, THE ALL‐NEW CREATION THAT KIDS LOVE.

♪

>> Jimmy: THAT IS ALL THE TIME WE HAVE.

I'D LIKE TO THANK MARK RUFFALO, NURSE MIKE, MAGIC JOHNSON, AND

APOLOGIZE TO MATT DAMON. SARAH PAULSON AND JEFF ROSS WILL

BE WITH US TOMORROW. "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT.