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>> Announcer: TONIGHT, JOIN
JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS ‐
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SEAN PENN,
DR. ROBIN DiANGELO
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MUSICAL GUEST WEEZER
AND THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW
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IT'S THE "TONIGHT SHOW: AT HOME
EDITION.
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AND NOW, HERE'S JIMMY.
>> Jimmy: HEY EVERYBODY.
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WELCOME TO THE "TONIGHT SHOW."
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING
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ME
I APPRECIATE THIS.
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WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT
SEAN PENN IS ON THE SHOW
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TONIGHT.
JUST AMAZING THAT GUY, MAN, AND
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WHAT HE'S DOING.
C.O.R.E. IS HIS NONPROFIT
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ORGANIZATION THAT HE'S PUT
TOGETHER
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THIS IS TEN YEARS AGO, BUT
BASICALLY TO GIVE FREE
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CORONAVIRUS TESTING IN PLACES
WHERE IT'S HARD TO GET TESTED.
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AND HE'S JUST AMAZING.
ALSO WE HAVE
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DR. ROBIN DiANGELO, AUTHOR OF
THE BOOK "WHITE FRAGILITY," AND
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NEW MUSIC FROM WEEZER FROM
THEIR ALBUM "VAN WEEZER.
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WEEZER'S HERE.
THAT'S A SHOW RIGHT THERE.
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BUT AGAIN, THANK YOU FOR
WATCHING
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LET'S GET TO SOME JOKES HERE
WELL, GUYS, ACROSS THE COUNTRY,
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CORONAVIRUS IS ON THE RISE
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BUT LUCKILY, THE PRESIDENT IS
LASER FOCUSED ON THE TASK AT
HAND
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>> THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION
GOING TO COURT TO BLOCK
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PUBLICATION OF FORMER NATIONAL
SECURITY ADVISER JOHN BOLTON'S
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TELL‐ALL MEMOIR.
THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT CLAIMING
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IT'S FULL OF CLASSIFIED
INFORMATION THAT WILL HARM
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NATIONAL SECURITY.
>> Jimmy: YEP, 'CAUSE IF YOU
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WANT TO STOP PEOPLE FROM
READING A BOOK, THE BEST THING
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TO DO ABOUT IT IS SHOUT, "HEY,
EVERYBODY!
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DON'T READ THIS BOOK
DON'T PREORDER IT EITHER."
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IF THE LAWSUIT FAILS, TRUMP HAS
A BACKUP PLAN.
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HE'S GOING TO BUILD A CHAIN
LINK FENCE AROUND EVERY BARNES
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& NOBLE.
CAN WE SEE JOHN BOLTON
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I THINK WE HAVE AN EARLY COVER
OF THE BOOK.
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REPUBLICANS ARE MAD AT BOLTON
FOR WRITING A BOOK THAT'S
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CRITICAL OF TRUMP.
DEMOCRATS ARE MAD THAT HE
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DIDN'T COME OUT WITH ALL OF
THIS DURING THE IMPEACHMENT
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TRIAL.
THAT'S WHY THE BLURB ON THE
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BACK JUST SAYS, "NO ONE IS
HAPPY ABOUT THIS
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EVERYONE."
MEMOIR IS TITLED "THE ROOM
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WHERE IT HAPPENED.
DON'T CONFUSE THAT WITH THE
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OTHER ANTI‐TRUMP BOOK "THE RAMP
WHERE IT HOBBLED."
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YOU CAN TELL BOLTON IS ENJOYING
MESSING WITH TRUMP
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LOOK HOW HE PROMOTED HIS BOOK
TODAY.
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MEANWHILE, TRUMP MIGHT ALSO SUE
HIS NIECE FOR THE TELL‐ALL BOOK
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SHE'S WRITING.
AT THIS POINT TRUMP'S SUED MORE
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BOOKS THAN HE'S READ
APPARENTLY BOLTON'S BOOK HAS
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SOME PRETTY SHOCKING
REVELATIONS.
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THE BOOK BASICALLY SAYS TRUMP
OBSTRUCTED JUSTICE, DID FAVORS
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FOR DICTATORS, AND WAS CLUELESS
ABOUT BASIC GEOGRAPHY.
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AT ONE POINT, BOLTON SAYS TRUMP
ASKED IF FINLAND WAS PART OF
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RUSSIA
THEN TRUMP CORRECTED HIMSELF
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AND SAID, "NEVER MIND, I KNOW
IT'S PART OF FINLANDIA."
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"GREAT CHEESE, EXCELLENT
BUTTER."
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YEP, BOLTON SAID HE KNEW HE HAD
A DUTY TO TELL AMERICANS THE
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TRUTH ‐‐
ONCE THE CHECK CLEARED FOR HIS
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BOOK ADVANCE
WELL, GUYS, AS I MENTIONED,
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CORONAVIRUS CASES ARE ON THE
RISE AGAIN, WHICH MAKES THIS
NEWS EVEN MORE SURPRISING.
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A NEW INTERVIEW THAT HE HAS NOT
TALKED TO PRESIDENT TRUMP IN
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TWO WEEKS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, FAUCI WAS LIKE,
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"BUT WITH A LITTLE BIT OF LUCK,
I THINK WE CAN MAKE IT A FULL
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MONTH.
MEAWHILE, DON JUNIOR WAS LIKE,
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"PSH, TWO WEEKS?
CALL ME WHEN YOU HIT TWO
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YEARS.
IN ANOTHER INTERVIEW, FAUCI WAS
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ASKED IF HE WOULD ATTEND
TRUMP'S RALLY ON SATURDAY, AND
HERE'S WHAT HE HAD TO SAY.
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>> HE TOLD "THE DAILY BEAST" HE
WOULD NOT ATTEND THE RALLY,
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SAYING, QUOTE, THAT "I'M IN
A HIGH RISK CATEGORY
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PERSONALLY I WOULD NOT
OF COURSE NOT.
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>> Jimmy: YEAH, FAUCI DOESN'T
THINK ATTENDING THE RALLY IS A
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A GOOD IDEA.
HE WAS LIKE, "HOW DO I PUT
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THIS
I'D RATHER MAKE OUT WITH A
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A PUBLIC WATER FOUNTAIN.
I'D RATHER WEAR A FACE MASK I
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FOUND ON THE FLOOR OF PENN
STATION.
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I'D RATHER EAT MY BREAKFAST
DIRECTLY OFF THE TABLE AT
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DENNY'S.
I'D RATHER LICK A STARBUCKS
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BATHROOM DOORKNOB.
OKAY, WE GET IT, BUDDY
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THAT'S RIGHT
PEOPLE ARE SHOCKED THAT TRUMP
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HADN'T SPOKEN TO HIS LEADING
EXPERT, DR. FAUCI, IN TWO
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WEEKS.
IT SEEMS LIKE THEIR
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RELATIONSHIP MIGHT BE HITTING
A BOILING POINT, ESPECIALLY
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BASED ON THESE VOICEMAILS
DR. FAUCI HAS BEEN LEAVING
TRUMP.
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[ BEEP ]
>> HELLO, DONALD, IT'S
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DR. FAUCI, FROM THE PANDEMIC
WE GOT A LOT TO DISCUSS THIS
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WEEK
CASES ARE SPIKING, SHUTDOWNS
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ARE LIFTING, SO JUST GIVE ME A
A CALL
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OR, YOU KNOW, COUGH THREE TIMES
AND I'LL APPEAR.
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ALL RIGHT, BYE‐BYE
[ BEEP ]
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HI, DONALD, ME AGAIN
SO, UH, THE SECOND WAVE'S HERE,
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AND I JUST SAW YOU ON TV ‐‐
MASKLESS, BODY GRINDING ON AN
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AMERICAN FLAG.
THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE, DONALD
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THIS AND GETTING SWOOPED UP BY
A HAWK
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JUST GIVE ME A CALL.
OKAY, BYE‐BYE.
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[ BEEP ]
YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL CRAZY
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HERE, DONALD
IS IT ME
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IS IT SOMETHING I DID?
I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE WORN
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GLASSES AROUND YOU, I LOOK TOO
SMART.
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LOOK, IS THERE ANOTHER DOCTOR?
[ BEEP ]
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ALL RIGHT, SO YOU'S NOT JUST
GOING TO ANSWER ME
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OKAY, THAT'S FINE.
I DON'T NEED YOU
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I'M LIKE EDEMA VIRUS IN SUBZERO
TEMPERATURES, OKAY
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I WILL SURVIVE
AHEM
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SORRY ABOUT THAT
TALK SOON, LOVE YOU.
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"LOVE YOU"
WHY DID I SAY THAT
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[ BEEP ]
>> Jimmy: WELL, IF TRUMP ISN'T
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TAKING SOCIAL DISTANCING
PROTOCOLS SERIOUSLY, AT LEAST
SOME PEOPLE ARE.
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>> NATHAN'S FAMOUS ANNOUNCING
THAT IT'S GOING TO BE HOLDING
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THAT INTERNATIONAL HOT DOG
EATING CONTEST
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THIS YEAR, THOUGH, DUE TO THE
CORONAVIRUS, YOU WON'T HAVE
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THOSE ‐‐ THOSE CHEERING CROWDS
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I THINK IT'S
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SMART THAT THERE WON'T BE
A CROWD.
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NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO TELL
THEIR LOVED ONES THEY CAUGHT
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CORONAVIRUS AT A HOT DOG EATING
CONTEST.
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NO ONE
I'M ACTUALLY EXCITED ABOUT THE
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COMPETITION, BECAUSE IT'LL BE
FUN WATCHING PEOPLE EAT HOT
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DOGS THROUGH THE SIDES OF THEIR
FACE MASK.
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SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS.
AFTER YEARS OF PUBLIC PRESSURE
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AND CRITICISM, QUAKER OATS HAS
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DECIDED TO PART WITH ONE OF
THEIR MOST FAMOUS BRANDS
CHECK THIS OUT
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BRAND OF BREAKFAST FOODS IS
ACKNOWLEDGING ITS ORIGINS ARE
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BASED ON A RACIAL STEREOTYPE,
AND IT'S GOING AWAY FOR GOOD
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WASHINGTON REDSKINS WERE LIKE,
"DON'T LOOK UP, DON'T LOOK UP.
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THEY CAN'T SEE US IF THEY DON'T
LOOK UP.
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CRAP, THEY SAW US.
WHEN THE NEWS BROKE, TRUMP WAS
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BUMMED BECAUSE AUNT JEMIMA WAS
THE ONLY BLACK WOMAN IN HIS
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CABINET.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
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YEP, LOTS OF FOOD MASCOTS ARE
HAPPY ABOUT THE DECISION
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WHEN ASKED ABOUT IT, TONY THE
TIGER WAS LIKE, "THEEEEY'RE
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RACIST!"
EVERYONE IS STILL TALKING ABOUT
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TED CRUZ'S TWEET WHERE HE
CHALLENGED ACTOR RON PERLMAN TO
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A WRESTLING MATCH ‐‐
BUT NOT WITH HIMSELF
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TED WANTS PERLMAN TO WRESTLE
CONGRESSMAN JIM JORDAN
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IT SEEMS PRETTY WILD THAT CRUZ
IS CHALLENGING ACTORS TO FIGHT
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OTHER POLITICIANS, BUT HE'S NOT
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BACKING DOWN
IN FACT, HE JUST RELEASED THIS
VIDEO STATEMENT.
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>> HI, I'M TED CRUZ, THE
SENATE'S WETTEST‐LOOKING MAN
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I RECENTLY TWEETED AT
RON PERLMAN.
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"LISTEN, HELLBOY
YOU TALK A GOOD GAME WHEN
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YOU'VE GOT HOLLYWOOD MAKEUP AND
STUNTMEN, BUT I'LL BET 10K YOU
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COULDN'T LAST FIVE MINUTES IN
THE WRESTLING RING WITH
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JIM JORDAN WITHOUT GETTING
PINNED."
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WELL, I'M JUST GETTING STARTED,
HOLLYWOOD.
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♪
OPEN YOUR YEARS, TERMINATOR 2.
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I KNOW YOU SEEM TOUGH WHEN YOU
HAVE YOUR BIG BOY SUNGLASSES
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AND YOUR MOVIE MAGIC METAL
FACE
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BUT HOW ABOUT YOU COME ON IN TO
MY BACKYARD AND SEE IF YOU CAN
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SUPLEX MITCH McCONNELL
I HAVE TWO MARIE CALLENDER GIFT
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CARDS THAT SAYS YOU CAN'T.
PEEP THIS, EITHER HOBBS OR
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SHAW
YOU MAY SEEM TOUGH AS NAILS
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WITH YOUR TUMMY FULL OF
HOLLYWOOD FRAPPUCCINOS
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BUT ALL THE STARBUCKS IN THE
WORLD AIN'T GONNA HELP YOU WHEN
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I MAKE YOU BARE KNUCKLE
MITT ROMNEY AND HIS FIVE ADULT
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SONS
I GOT TWO SAND DOLLARS AND A
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A BAG FULL OF MULCH THAT SAYS
YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE
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CHECK THIS, MACHETE.
I KNOW YOU SPENT SOME TIME IN
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PRISON BACK IN THE DAY, BUT MY
BOY TOM COTTON WENT SOMEWHERE
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WAY WORSE ‐‐
HARVARD.
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AND I'LL BET YOU HALF A TUBE OF
PRINGLES AND THREE SOY SAUCE
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PACKETS HE'S GONNA BE GIVING
YOU THE BUSINESS WITH THAT LONG
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POOL NOODLE BODY OF HIS.
SO GET READY, HOLLYWOOD,
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BECAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO FACE
OFF AGAINST THE TOUGHEST GUYS
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YET ‐‐
REPUBLICAN LAWMAKERS WHO AREN'T
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ME
PLEASE DON'T HIT ME!
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>> Jimmy: AND FINALLY,
ACCORDING TO AN ONLINE
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CONSPIRACY THEORY, AN ALTERNATE
READING OF THE MAYAN CALENDAR
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SUGGESTS THAT THE END OF THE
WORLD, INITIALLY PREDICTED FOR
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2012, COULD STILL YET HAPPEN
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HERE TO DISCUSS, WE HAVE NOTED
ONLINE CONSPIRACY THEORIST
HARLAN FARRAGUT.
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>> GREETINGS, JIMMY.
>> Jimmy: SO HARLAN, WHAT CAN
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YOU TELL US ABOUT THIS NEW END
OF THE WORLD THEORY?
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>> OKAY, JIMMY, PREPARE TO GO
THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS WITH
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ME
BECAUSE THE REAL MAYAN
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APOCALYPSE IS ACTUALLY GOING TO
HAPPEN NEXT WEEK
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NOW, BEFORE YOU CALL ME
A PARANOID NUTCASE AND HAVE THE
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WHITE COATS CART ME AWAY IN
A STRAITJACKET, I WANT YOU ‐
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>> Jimmy: I WOULDN'T DO THAT
WITH EVERYTHING GOING ON IN THE
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WORLD TODAY, IT DOES KIND OF
FEEL LIKE THE END OF THE WORLD
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>> WAIT, WHAT?
>> Jimmy: I SAID, IT DOES KIND
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OF FEEL LIKE THE END OF THE
WORLD RIGHT NOW.
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>> I'M SORRY, MAN, I'M JUST NOT
USED TO PEOPLE TAKING ME
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SERIOUSLY.
UM, OKAY, WAIT, WHERE WAS I?
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ACCORDING TO ANCIENT
MESOAMERICAN PLANETARY
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ALIGNMENT, WE ARE FACING
IMMINENT DOOM.
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NOW, MOST PEOPLE REFUSE TO
ACKNOWLEDGE THIS, BUT ‐‐
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>> Jimmy: ACTUALLY, THE
OPPOSITE
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A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE A SENSE OF
DOOM RIGHT NOW
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>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, BUT I'M
CRAZIER THAN THEM.
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SEE, I'M ‐‐ I'M TWISTED, MAN
I'M DIFFERENT!
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I NOTICE THINGS.
HAVE YOU LOOKED OUTSIDE LATELY
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THE WORLD WE'RE LIVING IN IS ‐‐
IS TOTALL ‐‐
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>> Jimmy: BLEAK.
>> YES, AND ‐‐ AND IF YOU ‐‐
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>> Jimmy: SOMBER
>> YEAH, BUT ‐
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>> Jimmy: GRIM
>> STOP IT
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SEE, YOU'RE DOING MY THING
SEE, IT'S MY THING TO POINT OUT
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HOW THIS IS THE END OF DAYS.
HOW COME EVERYONE'S DOING MY
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THING?
IT'S LIKE, YOU'RE LIKE THE
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MR. HAPPY GUY, AND EVEN YOU'RE
DOING MY THING
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>> Jimmy: I WAS JUST AGREEING
WITH YOU
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>> I DON'T WANT YOU TO AGREE
THIS PLANET IS HURTLING TOWARD
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A CATACLYSM!
>> Jimmy: AGREED
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>> NO!
SHUT UP!
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LOOK
I'M TALKING SARAH CONNOR AT THE
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PLAYGROUND IN "TERMINATOR 2.
FIREBALLS AND SKELETONS, AND
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METAL EXOSKELETONS STOMPING ON
THOSE SKELETONS.
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HARD "R" STUFF
>> Jimmy: SOUNDS HARSH, BUT
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COULD HAPPEN
>> NO!
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JIMMY, STOP BELIEVING ME
I'M THE CRAZY CONSPIRACY GUY NO
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ONE BELIEVES
THAT'S MY SCHTICK, OKAY?
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SERIOUSLY!
IF I DON'T HAVE THAT, I DON'T
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EVEN KNOW WHO I AM
>> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT,
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SORRY.
LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL
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ME YOUR CRAZIEST APOCALYPSE
THEORY
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>> WELL, ACCORDING TO MY
RESEARCH, IT'S POSSIBLE ‐‐ NOT
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CONFIRMED, BUT POSSIBLE ‐‐ THAT
THROUGH A PORTAL TO THE
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NETHERWORLD, WE COULD BE
ATTACKED ‐‐ BY DRAGONS
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>> Jimmy: WOW, SO CRAZY.
>> SEE, NOW YOU'RE PATRONIZING
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ME
>> Jimmy: I'M NOT PATRONIZING
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YOU.
>> YEAH, YOU ARE
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YOU'RE SORT OF PUTTING IT ON
FOR MY BENEFIT
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I GOTTA GO, MAN.
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I HAVE A HAIRCUT APPOINTMENT
>> Jimmy: WAIT
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A HAIRCUT?
YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THAT
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SEEMS CRAZY TO GO TO A SALON
RIGHT NOW.
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>> AH, YOU THINK I'M CRAZY
HA
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I STILL GOT IT
>> Jimmy: HARLAN FARRAGUT,
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EVERYBODY.
AND THAT'S OUR MONOLOGUE,
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EVERYBODY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "WHAT
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ARE YOU DOING WEDNESDAYS?"
THERE'S A "GO ON, GIT!
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THER'S SEAN PENN
THERE'S A LOT TO LOOK FORWARD
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TO
COME ON BACK
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MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY
♪
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>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY.
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WELL, IT'S WEDNESDAY
AND WE DO THIS SEGMENT ON OUR
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SHOW CALLED, "WHAT ARE YOU
DOING WEDNESDAYS?" WHERE WE TRY
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TO SHOW YOU UPLIFTING VIDEOS
THAT YOU'VE TAKEN FROM AROUND
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THE COUNTRY, AROUND THE GLOBE,
ACTUALLY, JUST THING THAT ARE
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HEARTWARMING OR THINGS THAT
JUST MAKE US LAUGH
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SO, THIS FIRST ONE IS SO CUTE
AND SO COOL.
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IT IS A, SEATTLE MOM TOOK
A WALK OUTSIDE BECAUSE SHE WAS
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FEELING DOWN, AND SHE CAME
ACROSS SOMETHING THAT
BRIGHTENED HER DAY
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LOOK AT THIS
[ CHILDREN SINGING ]
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>> Jimmy: ISN'T THAT AMAZING
NEXT UP, THIS IS BIZARRE, THIS
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ONE, @PVMAL CAME ACROSS A DOG
WALKING A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY
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NEXT TO ITS OWNER ON THE
SIDEWALK
LOOK AT THIS
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I'M TELLING YOU, THIS IS JUST
THE BEGINNING.
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THIS IS THE WAY ALL DOGS ARE
GOING TO START WALKING
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[ LAUGHTER ]
THIS NEXT ONE, I SAW THIS
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ONLINE, THIS MOM TOOK THESE
VIDEOS OF HER SON, GREY, WHO
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JUST LIKES BEING HANDED STUFF.
HE LOVES WHEN YOU HAND HIM
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SOMETHING.
HE'S VERY THANKFUL
LOOK AT GREY
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>> YEAH.
THANK YOU MAMA
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THANK YOU.
>> YOU'RE WELCOME.
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>> THANK YOU
>> YOU'RE WELCOME.
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>> THANK YOU
THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU MAMA
>> YOU'RE WELCOME.
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>> THANK YOU
THANK YOU.
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>> THANK YOU
[ LAUGHTER ]
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YOU GOT IT
YOU GOT IT
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YOU GOT IT
NO, YOU DON'T GOT IT
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>> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT KID.
>> I LOVE HIM ALREADY.
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>> Jimmy: THIS LAST ONE IS OH,
MY GOSH.
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THIS MADE ME LAUGH
IT'S FROM @IZZYLAMBO
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IZZYLAMBO AND HER MOM TRIES TO
GUESS WHAT GRANDPA IS GONNA SAY
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WHEN HE CAME HOME.
SO, THEY'RE LIKE, "HE'S ABOUT
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TO COME HOME
WHAT IS HE GOING TO SAY?
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"I WAS GONNA SAY, 'HEY, GET ME
DRINK. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?'" YOU
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KNOW ‐‐ ANYWAYS, THEY PREDICT
IT WHAT GRANDPA'S GONNA SAY.
CHECK THIS OUT
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WHAT MY GRANDFATHER IS GOING TO
SAY WHEN HE WALKS IN
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GO, MOM.
>> "HEY!
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I'VE BEEN OUT AN HOUR, I DIDN'T
EVEN GET A DRINK."
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[ LAUGHTER ]
I'M FREAKING EXHAUSTED WITH ALL
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THESE STEPS.
WHAT IS GOING ON?"
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>> HE JUST GOT HERE.
AND LET'S SEE WHAT HE SAYS
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[ KNOCKING ]
>> HOLY CHRIST, WHAT ‐‐ IT'S
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LIKE GOING UP TO THE EMPIRE
STATE BUILDING
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FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
I'M HERE AN HOUR, I DIDN'T GET
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A DRINK.
[ LAUGHTER ]
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WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
[ LAUGHTER ]
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TYPICAL CRAZY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Jimmy: THAT IS HILARIOUS.
I WANT THEM TO DO MORE OF
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THOSE.
I WANT OTHER PEOPLE TO DO ‐‐
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PREDICTING WHAT THEIR ‐‐
GRANDPAS AND GRANDMAS ARE GOING
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TO SAY
THAT'S SO GOOD
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[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT WAS "WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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WEDNESDAYS?"
GUYS, YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES YOU
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HAVE TO SAY GOODBYE TO THINGS.
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AND I FEEL LIKE I WANT TO DO
THAT RIGHT NOW
IT'S TIME FOR, "GO ON, GIT!"
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GO ON, GIT ♪
♪
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>> Jimmy: GO ON, GIT, COUPLE
WHERE ONE PERSON WEARS THE MASK
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AND NOT THE OTHER.
HOW THE HELL YOU THINK THIS
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THING WORK
YOU THINK CORONAVIRUS IS GOING
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TO LOOK AT YOU AND SAY, "YOU
GUYS SEEM LIKE A NICE COUPLE,
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SO I'M GONNA LET YOU GUYS
PASS."
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HELL NO!
THAT'S NOT THE WAY IT WORKS.
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SO, WHY DON'T YOU GO ON, GIT
BUT MAKE SURE IT'S SIX FEET
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APART.
GIT.
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GO ON, GIT, SUPREME COURT
JUSTICES WHO VOTED AGAINST
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PROTECTING LGBTQ RIGHTS IN THE
WORKPLACE.
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WELL, IT TAKES A LOT OF GUTS
COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO'S GOT
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THE ONE JOB IN THE COUNTRY YOU
CAN'T GET FIRED FROM
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I HEREBY SENTENCE YOU TO TWO
COUNTS OF GO ON, AND ONE COUNT,
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GIT!
GO ON, GIT, THIS NEW HBOs I
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DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I HAVE OR
NOT.
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I'VE BEEN A SUBSCRIBER FOR SO
MANY YEARS IT HURTS MY DANG
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BRAIN.
WHAT DO I EVEN HAVE NOW?
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HBO GO
HBO MAX?
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HBO REGULAR?
HBO YES?
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HBO NO
HBO MAYBE?
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HOW ABOUT THIS ONE, THIS IS
A GOOD IDEA, HB‐GO ON, GIT
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GO ON, GIT, DONALD TRUMP
DOWNPLAYING THE CORONAVIRUS.
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DON'T YOU SEE?
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THE GLOBAL
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PANDEMIC WANTS US TO DO.
LAY LOW, AND THEN GIT US WHEN
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WE'RE LEAST EXPECTING IT
IT'S LIKE THE GUY IN A SCARY
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MOVIE THAT'S LIKE "OH, DON'T
WORRY ABOUT THAT NOISE, IT'S
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PROBABLY NOTHING."
AND THEN HE PULLS OFF HIS
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GLOVE, BUT HE GOT A LOBSTER
CLAW WHERE THE HAND OUGHT' TO
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BE
AND IT'S OLE' LOBSTER CLAW
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COMING BACK FOR HIS MIDNIGHT
SNACK.
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THAT REMINDS ME, I'VE GOT
A GREAT IDEA FOR A SCARY MOVIE
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IT'S CALLED "GO ON, GIT!
GIT!
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GO ON, GIT, TRYING TO GET THE
REST OF THE PEANUT BUTTER
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THAT'S STUCK AT THE BOTTOM OF
THE JAR.
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IT'S DANG NEAR IMPOSSIBLE.
HERE'S AN IDEA, AND BECAUSE I'M
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A NICE GUY I'M GOING TO GIVE IT
TO YOU FOR FREE.
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PUT A LID ON THE BOTTOM OF THE
JAR, TOO
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BINGO!
PROBLEM SOLVED, YOU PETER PAN
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LOVING DING BATS
NOW, GIT
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GO ON, GIT
GO ON, GIT, AUTOTUNE
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♪ YOU MAKE EVERYONE SOUND
LIKE A ROBOT AND
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IT'S GOT TO STOP ♪
SO GIT
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[ SIGHS
GIT!
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GO ON, GIT, 2020
WE KNOW WE AIN'T EVEN AT
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HALFTIME, BUT WITH ALL THAT'S
HAPPENED SO FAR, I THINK IT'S
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BEST WE CALL AN AUDIBLE.
GET OFF THE FIELD AND HIT THE
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SHOWERS.
OR TO PUT IT ANOTHER WAY, CLEAR
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EYES, FULL HEARTS, GO ON, GIT!
♪
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AH, [ BLEEP ] ME
GIT!
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♪
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS "GO ON,
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GIT!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
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SEAN PENN, EVERYBODY
STAY TUNED
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♪
>> Jimmy: EARLIER TODAY, I GOT
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TO CHAT WITH SEAN PENN
HE'S OBVIOUSLY AN AMAZING ACTOR
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BUT ALSO AN AMAZING
HUMANITARIAN
HERE IS MY CHAT WITH SEAN PENN
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SO MUCH FOR JOINING ME
I REALLY APPRECIATE THIS
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>> BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.
>> Jimmy: I HAVE TO SAY, IT'S
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BEYOND FOR ME TO INTERVIEW YOU
NOT JUST YOUR ACTING, YOUR, YOU
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KNOW ‐‐ OR ACTOR SEAN PENN, BUT
YOU'RE LIKE A MYTHICAL
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CREATURE
YOU'RE LIKE SOMEONE THAT I
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HONESTLY ‐‐ IT'S LIKE
INTERVIEWING AN ACTUAL, REAL
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LIFE SUPERHERO
CAN YOU IMAGINE WHEN THE
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SEAN PENN MOVIE COMES OUT WHAT
A GREAT MOVIE IT'S GOING TO BE
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AND PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE'S
WRITING THE BOOK
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PLEASE
>> WELL, IF THEY'RE WRITING THE
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BOOK, I HOPE THEY'RE WRITING
THE TRUE STORY, WHICH IS THAT
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ANY ONE OF US WITH A CREW OF
VOLUNTEERS AND STAFF LIKE I'VE
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GOT WOULD BE ACHIEVING, YOU
KNOW, QUITE A BIT IN THE WORK
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THAT WE'VE BEEN DOING.
AND I'VE BEEN JUST SO ‐‐ YOU
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KNOW, I GOT A LOT OF
SUPERHEROES WORKING WITH ME.
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>> Jimmy: YOUR NONPROFIT,
C.O.R.E.
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IT FEELS LIKE EVERY MAJOR AWFUL
DISASTER THAT HAPPENS,
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C.O.R.E. IS THERE IN SOME WAY
OR ANOTHER TO HELP
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WHEN DID YOU DECIDE, OH, WE
COULD DO SOMETHING RIGHT NOW
FOR THIS ‐‐ THIS PANDEMIC?
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>> I HAD THIS INFRASTRUCTURE
AVAILABLE.
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I HAD, YOU KNOW, AN INITIAL
C.O.R.E. READY IN LOS ANGELES
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TO RESPOND TO SOMETHING MUCH
SMALLER.
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SO WHAT WE DID IS, I JUST FELT,
WELL, I'LL ASK THE GOVERNOR HOW
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CAN WE HELP.
AND IT WAS HE ‐‐ GOVERNOR
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NEWSOM WHO LED US TO ‐‐.
>> Jimmy: GAVIN NEWSOM
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YEAH
>> TO MAYOR GARCETTI IN
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LOS ANGELES.
AND THE LOS ANGELES FIRE
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DEPARTMENT AND THE CITY OF
LOS ANGELES HAD ALREADY SET UP
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SEVERAL OF THESE SITES, THE
INITIAL TESTING SITES.
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BUT THEY WERE POPULATED BY
FIREFIGHTERS, WHICH MEANT THAT
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THOSE FIREFIGHTERS WOULD NOT BE
AVAILABLE TO DO WHAT WOULD BE
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THEIR TRADITIONAL DUTIES
YOU HAD 20 TO 25 FIREFIGHTERS
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PER SITE OPERATING THE SITES
AND THEY WERE ‐‐ THE SKILL SET
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ON THE TESTING LANE IS NOT
COMPLICATED.
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SO WE WERE ABLE TO GET OUR
PEOPLE TRAINED UP.
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AND NOW THE SITES ARE MANNED BY
BETWEEN
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25 AND 70 C.O.R.E. STAFF AT
EACH SITE.
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AND WE THEN WERE ABLE TO GO TO
THE GOVERNOR AGAIN, EXPAND OUT
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THROUGH CALIFORNIA
AND AT THAT POINT WE HAD A
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A MODEL.
SO, WE'RE NOW IN SEVERAL AREAS
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FROM NAVAHO NATION,
NEW ORLEANS, ATLANTA, CHICAGO,
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DETROIT, NEW YORK.
AND NOW JUST STARTED OUR MOBILE
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TESTING FOR PROTESTERS IN
WASHINGTON, D. C.
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BECAUSE I'M VERY PRO TEST AND
PRO‐PROTEST.
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[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
BECAUSE WE'VE PICKED OUR LANE,
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WHICH IS TESTING
WE THINK IT'S KIND OF A SACRED
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DUTY TO OFFER TESTING TO THOSE
WHOSE LANE IT IS TO DEFEND THE
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REPUBLIC
AND WITHOUT THOSE PROTESTERS
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WE'D HAVE REMAINED IN A STASIS
THAT WOULD HAVE KILLED THIS
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COUNTRY FOR SURE
AND NOW I THINK WE GOT A
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A CHANCE
>> Jimmy: HAVE YOU ALWAYS BEEN
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AN ACTIVIST?
AND IF SO, WHERE DID YOU GET IT
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FROM
OR WHAT INSPIRED YOU TO TAKE
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00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:27,886
THIS ROLE?
>> WELL I HAD ‐‐ MY FATHER WAS
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A VERY, VERY PATRIOTIC MAN
WHO'D SERVED HIS COUNTRY, AND
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FLOWN LOW ALTITUDE BOMBING
MISSIONS WAY BEYOND THAT WHERE
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00:21:39,330 --> 00:21:41,065
IT BECAME VOLUNTARY TO DO IT,
BECAUSE THE LIFE EXPECTANCY WAS
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00:21:41,065 --> 00:21:44,102
LOW.
AND THEN CAME BACK AND WAS
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00:21:44,102 --> 00:21:47,505
BLACKLISTED BY THE COUNTRY THAT
HE'D JUST FOUGHT FOR
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00:21:47,505 --> 00:21:50,875
AND HE WAS VERY CIVIC‐MINDED,
NEVER GOT BITTER ABOUT IT.
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00:21:50,875 --> 00:21:53,278
SOMETHING I ADMIRE A LOT IN
HIM, ASPIRE TO IN ME, AND I
403
00:21:53,278 --> 00:21:57,182
THINK THAT INFORMED SOME OF IT
AND THEN WHEN I WAS IN A VERY
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00:21:57,182 --> 00:22:05,523
FORMATIVE MOMENT IN MY LATE
TEENS, SOMEONE GAVE ME ‐‐
405
00:22:05,523 --> 00:22:09,460
SOMEONE STARTED PLAYING ME ‐‐
IT WAS MY YOUNGER BROTHER
406
00:22:09,460 --> 00:22:13,731
STARTED PLAYING ME SONGS OF
PHIL OCHS.
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00:22:13,731 --> 00:22:17,669
AND IN PURSUING AN
UNDERSTANDING OF PHIL OCHS AND
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00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:19,637
ALL THAT, IT BECAME A REALLY,
REALLY INSPIRING SENSE OF WHAT
409
00:22:19,637 --> 00:22:25,310
OUR ACTUAL INHERENT
RESPONSIBILITY IS AS CITIZENS.
410
00:22:25,310 --> 00:22:31,115
BUT I WILL SAY THAT THE BEST OF
THE MOVEMENTS RIGHT NOW, I
411
00:22:31,115 --> 00:22:34,719
THINK ARE ‐‐ HAVE THE MOST
TANGIBLE ‐‐ ARE THE MOST
412
00:22:34,719 --> 00:22:40,725
TANGIBLE HOPE OF THE FIRST TIME
THAT I AS A PARENT WON'T HAVE
413
00:22:40,725 --> 00:22:43,728
THAT WHISPER IN MY EAR SAYING,
"IS IT REALLY FAIR TO BRING
414
00:22:43,728 --> 00:22:45,463
CHILDREN IN THIS WORLD NOW?"
I WOULD BE THRILLED TO BE A KID
415
00:22:45,463 --> 00:22:52,537
IN THIS WORLD NOW.
BECAUSE YOU CAN TAKE ALL YOUR
416
00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:55,607
LACK OF MODERATION AND PUT IT
INTO SOMETHING SO PRODUCTIVE IF
417
00:22:55,607 --> 00:22:59,444
YOU DO IT SMARTLY.
AND REALLY FIND AT AN EARLY
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00:22:59,444 --> 00:23:01,646
STAGE OF LIFE THAT REALLY
IMPORTANT MOMENT WHERE YOU'VE
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00:23:01,646 --> 00:23:04,616
JUST GOTTEN TO BE ON YOUR OWN
AS A YOUNG ADULT AND FIND THAT
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00:23:04,616 --> 00:23:12,090
YOUR WORK CAN MATTER
AND I THINK ONCE THAT'S IN A
421
00:23:12,090 --> 00:23:15,393
A YOUNG PERSON, IT NEVER LEAVES
THEM
422
00:23:15,393 --> 00:23:17,295
AND THEY STAY INVESTED
AND IF YOU HAVE A CITIZENRY AS
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00:23:17,295 --> 00:23:18,529
INVESTED AS THEY ARE NOW, ALONG
WITH A LEADERSHIP THAT I CAN
424
00:23:18,529 --> 00:23:19,697
SAY, YOU KNOW ‐‐ YOU KNOW ‐‐
LET'S SAY AT THE VERY LEAST,
425
00:23:19,697 --> 00:23:22,600
THERE'S A VOID OF LEADERSHIP
BUT WHEN YOU CONSIDER REAL
426
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:29,374
LEADERSHIP MIXED WITH PEOPLE
WHO ARE WILLING TO HOLD A GREAT
427
00:23:29,374 --> 00:23:31,109
LEADER'S FEET TO THE FIRE WHEN
POLICIES GO AWRY, THEN YOU'VE
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00:23:31,109 --> 00:23:44,289
GOT A COUNTRY.
>> Jimmy: MORE WITH SEAN PENN
429
00:23:44,289 --> 00:23:50,517
WHEN WE COME BACK, EVERYBODY
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♪
>> Jimmy: HERE'S PART TWO OF MY
CONVERSATION WITH SEAN PENN.
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00:24:01,554 --> 00:24:03,800
>> Jimmy: HEY EVERYBODY, WE'RE
BACK WITH SEAN PENN.
432
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:09,629
C.O.R.E. IS DOING SOMETHING
AMAZING TO RAISE MONEY FOR THIS
433
00:24:09,629 --> 00:24:15,335
NONPROFIT.
IF YOU GO TO CORERESPONSE.ORG,
434
00:24:15,335 --> 00:24:16,403
YOU CAN FIND OUT HOW TO
VOLUNTEER, WHERE TESTING IS,
435
00:24:16,403 --> 00:24:17,671
BUT YOU'RE ALSO GOING TO FIND
OUT ABOUT THIS EVENT THAT A LOT
436
00:24:17,671 --> 00:24:18,805
OF PEOPLE WON'T EVEN BELIEVE IT
WAS REALLY GONNA HAPPEN.
437
00:24:18,805 --> 00:24:19,940
BUT, YOU'RE GOING TO DO
A VIRTUAL TABLE READ OF "FAST
438
00:24:19,940 --> 00:24:36,489
TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH.
>> YEAH, THIS WAS FUNNY THING.
439
00:24:36,489 --> 00:24:37,724
OUT OF THE BLUE, RIGHT AT THE
MOMENT THAT WE WERE GOING TO
440
00:24:37,724 --> 00:24:38,959
THROW OURSELVES INTO THIS COVID
RESPONSE, NOT HAVING ANY IDEA
441
00:24:38,959 --> 00:24:40,093
WHAT LANE WE WERE GOING TO
TAKE, OR HOW MUCH IT WAS GOING
442
00:24:40,093 --> 00:24:40,861
TO COST RELATIVE TO EXISTING
BUDGET
443
00:24:40,861 --> 00:24:49,936
I HAD ALREADY TAPPED OUT
YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW IF I'VE
444
00:24:49,936 --> 00:24:51,104
GOT TWO DOLLARS LEFT IN THE
BANK RIGHT NOW WITH EVERYTHING
445
00:24:51,104 --> 00:24:53,640
THAT WE'VE BEEN DOING AND
HAPPENING BEFORE THAT.
446
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:59,880
SO I THOUGHT, WHERE ARE WE
GOING TO GET THE DOUGH
447
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:01,181
WE WEREN'T GOING TO BE ABLE TO
THROW A BIG FUNDRAISER AT THAT
448
00:25:01,181 --> 00:25:05,385
POINT, NOT THE TRADITIONAL
SORT
449
00:25:05,385 --> 00:25:06,620
SO, OUT OF THE BLUE, DANE COOK
THREW US A CHECK THAT GOT US
450
00:25:06,620 --> 00:25:16,730
STARTED.
AND, REALLY GOT US STARTED
451
00:25:16,730 --> 00:25:19,232
>> Jimmy: WOW.
DO YOU KNOW DANE
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00:25:19,232 --> 00:25:20,667
DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ‐‐
>> I DIDN'T KNOW HIM
453
00:25:20,667 --> 00:25:21,768
I'D MET HIM ONCE, BUT HE
FOLLOWED WHAT WE WERE DOING
454
00:25:21,768 --> 00:25:25,805
PRIOR TO THIS.
AND DANE HAD THIS IDEA TO DO
455
00:25:25,805 --> 00:25:29,409
"FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH"
AS A TABLE READING
456
00:25:29,409 --> 00:25:30,543
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, A LOT OF
FANTASTIC ACTORS THAT, YOU
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00:25:30,543 --> 00:25:31,378
KNOW, I THINK IT WILL BE VERY
FUNNY.
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00:25:31,378 --> 00:25:32,679
WE'RE NOT BEING ‐‐ WE'RE NOT
PAYING ANY ATTENTION TO AGE AT
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00:25:32,679 --> 00:25:42,722
ALL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
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00:25:42,722 --> 00:25:45,091
>> Jimmy: GOOD
>> BUT I WON'T BE PLAYING THE
461
00:25:45,091 --> 00:25:46,326
ROLE THAT I PLAYED, WHICH GIVES
ME A CHANCE ‐‐ I'LL BE PLAYING
462
00:25:46,326 --> 00:25:48,628
A DIFFERENT ROLE
THAT WILL GIVE ME A CHANCE TO
463
00:25:48,628 --> 00:25:51,164
WATCH SOMEBODY ELSE PLAY THAT.
AND I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD
464
00:25:51,164 --> 00:25:55,835
TO THAT.
>> Jimmy: I HEARD A STORY, AND
465
00:25:55,835 --> 00:25:57,170
YOU CAN TELL ME IF IT'S TRUE OR
NOT TRUE, BUT LET ME JUST TELL
466
00:25:57,170 --> 00:25:59,005
YOU WHAT I HEARD
IS THAT WHEN YOU AUDITIONED FOR
467
00:25:59,005 --> 00:26:01,207
FAST TIMES, OBVIOUSLY,
AMY HECKERLING, GREAT DIRECTOR
468
00:26:01,207 --> 00:26:06,446
CAMERON CROWE, AMAZING WRITER
AND DIRECTOR AS WELL
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00:26:06,446 --> 00:26:07,881
YOU CAME IN FOR THE AUDITION
AND I THINK YOU SAID, "I'M NOT
470
00:26:07,881 --> 00:26:09,716
GOING TO AUDITION, I KNOW WHO
SPICOLI IS
471
00:26:09,716 --> 00:26:18,692
SO, IF YOU WANT ‐‐ IF YOU WANT
TO SEE HIM, YOU HAVE TO HIRE
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00:26:18,692 --> 00:26:23,063
ME."
IS THAT TRUE
473
00:26:23,063 --> 00:26:24,931
>> IT'S MOSTLY TRUE.
THE WAY I REMEMBER IT, WAS THAT
474
00:26:24,931 --> 00:26:26,232
I ‐‐ LONG BEFORE I HAD A PENNY
IN MY POCKET, HAD A KIND OF
475
00:26:26,232 --> 00:26:27,400
FEELING OF ENTITLEMENT AS AN
ACTOR, NOT BECAUSE I THOUGHT I
476
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:28,501
WAS SO GOOD, BUT BECAUSE I
THOUGHT THE REST WERE NOT SO
477
00:26:28,501 --> 00:26:29,269
GOOD
AND THAT GAVE ME AN AWFUL LOT
478
00:26:29,269 --> 00:26:43,183
OF CONFIDENCE.
AND I READ THIS PART AND I JUST
479
00:26:43,183 --> 00:26:46,486
SAID, "I KNOW THIS THING."
BUT THIS WAS TRUE OF ALL
480
00:26:46,486 --> 00:26:47,687
AUDITIONS.
I RESENTED EVERY AUDITION, AND
481
00:26:47,687 --> 00:26:59,132
HENCE, I WAS TERRIBLE AT IT AND
SELF‐CONSCIOUS
482
00:26:59,132 --> 00:27:00,467
>> Jimmy: IT'S THE WORST
>> AND I THOUGHT, I NEED THE
483
00:27:00,467 --> 00:27:01,868
MASK OF IT BEING A JOB TO GET
THE MUSIC IN ME AND GO
484
00:27:01,868 --> 00:27:05,038
AND SO, I JUST WANTED THEM TO
JUST GIVE IT TO ME, TRUST ME,
485
00:27:05,038 --> 00:27:09,409
DON'T THEY KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON
INSIDE HERE BY OSMOSIS
486
00:27:09,409 --> 00:27:12,379
AND ‐‐ BUT I AUDITIONED, AND
I ‐‐ AND TERRIBLY.
487
00:27:12,379 --> 00:27:17,517
AND FLAT, AND I KNEW I WASN'T
WILLING TO HIT THE KIND OF
488
00:27:17,517 --> 00:27:21,888
MUSIC OF THIS CHARACTER THAT I
THOUGHT IT WAS
489
00:27:21,888 --> 00:27:25,492
AND WAS ‐‐ HAD FAMILIARITY WITH
TOO.
490
00:27:25,492 --> 00:27:26,593
I'D GROWN UP WITH A LOT OF
PEOPLE LIKE THAT
491
00:27:26,593 --> 00:27:33,233
AND SO, THEY DISMISSED ME AND I
LEFT
492
00:27:33,233 --> 00:27:34,534
AND THEN A CASTING DIRECTOR
NAMED DON PHILLIPS, CAME ‐‐ WHO
493
00:27:34,534 --> 00:27:35,535
WAS IN THE ROOM AT THE
AUDITION, SAW THE TERRIBLE
494
00:27:35,535 --> 00:27:36,669
AUDITION, BUT HE AND I DON'T
KNOW, MAYBE CAMERON, I DON'T
495
00:27:36,669 --> 00:27:37,904
REMEMBER EXACTLY, BUT SOME OF
THE PEOPLE IN THE ROOM THOUGHT
496
00:27:37,904 --> 00:27:45,378
WHY WOULD WE EVER ASK HIM TO
COME BACK?
497
00:27:45,378 --> 00:27:53,753
AND OTHERS WERE STRONG ENOUGH
IN THEIR ARGUMENT.
498
00:27:53,753 --> 00:27:54,921
AND DON PHILLIPS CAME RUNNING
INTO THE PARKING LOT WHERE MY
499
00:27:54,921 --> 00:27:56,022
BROKEN DOWN MAZDA I BORROWED
WAS SITTING AND I WAS JUST
500
00:27:56,022 --> 00:27:59,492
ABOUT TO LEAVE
AND HE SAID, "GET BACK IN HERE
501
00:27:59,492 --> 00:28:00,493
AND AUDITION YOUR ASS OFF,"
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
502
00:28:00,493 --> 00:28:11,404
HE SAYS, "YOU'RE NOT GOING
ANYWHERE."
503
00:28:11,404 --> 00:28:12,639
AND I CAME IN, AND AS RESULT OF
THAT FAITH, I KIND OF GAVE IT
504
00:28:12,639 --> 00:28:17,077
A LITTLE BIT
AND OFF OF THAT, THEY TOOK A
505
00:28:17,077 --> 00:28:22,449
A GAMBLE AND THEN WE HAD A
A GREAT TIME MAKING THE MOVIE.
506
00:28:22,449 --> 00:28:24,417
>> Jimmy: AND THE REST IS
HISTORY, YEAH.
507
00:28:24,417 --> 00:28:26,419
SO YOU WILL NOT BE PLAYING
SPICOLI?
508
00:28:26,419 --> 00:28:27,620
YOU WON'T EVEN HINT OF WHO
MIGHT BE, BUT IT'S SOMEONE WE
509
00:28:27,620 --> 00:28:30,190
KNOW
>> SOMEONE YOU KNOW AND THERE'S
510
00:28:30,190 --> 00:28:31,958
PEOPLE INVOLVED IN THIS, ALL OF
THEM, THEY'RE ALL PEOPLE YOU
511
00:28:31,958 --> 00:28:32,926
KNOW
AND IT REALLY ‐‐ IT REALLY
512
00:28:32,926 --> 00:28:34,194
GIVES ME A CHUCKLE
I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S A SECRET
513
00:28:34,194 --> 00:28:45,171
ABOUT WHO'S IN IT OR NOT,
BECAUSE ‐‐ BUT I HAVE TO LEAVE
514
00:28:45,171 --> 00:28:46,806
IT
IT'S DANE'S THING.
515
00:28:46,806 --> 00:28:48,241
AND AGAIN, JUST A GIFT TO
C.O.R.E.
516
00:28:48,241 --> 00:28:49,542
YOU KNOW, CAUSE THE WHOLE THING
IS TO DRIVE SUPPORT TO C.O.R.E.
517
00:28:49,542 --> 00:28:51,411
AND ALL THESE VOLUNTEERS
AND I'D LIKE TO JUST GET IN ON
518
00:28:51,411 --> 00:28:55,048
THAT
THAT WHEN PEOPLE HEAR ABOUT
519
00:28:55,048 --> 00:28:57,317
C.O.R.E. AND C.O.R.E WORKING IN
ALL OF THESE DIFFERENT AREAS,
520
00:28:57,317 --> 00:28:59,419
THE PEOPLE THAT WE ARE HIRING,
THEY ARE FROM THE AREA, SERVING
521
00:28:59,419 --> 00:29:00,720
THE MOST MARGINALIZED
COMMUNITIES IN THIS COUNTRY.
522
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:09,762
AND THEY, AND WE, REALLY DO
NEED SUPPORT
523
00:29:09,762 --> 00:29:15,235
>> Jimmy: EVERYONE WATCHING, GO
TO CORERESPONSE.ORG.
524
00:29:15,235 --> 00:29:16,669
WHATEVER YOU CAN GIVE WOULD BE
AMAZING.
525
00:29:16,669 --> 00:29:18,304
SEAN PENN, THANK YOU FOR DOING
WHAT YOU'RE DOING, KEEP DOING.
526
00:29:18,304 --> 00:29:19,506
YOU'RE AN INSPIRATION TO
MILLIONS, INCLUDING ME
527
00:29:19,506 --> 00:29:24,077
YOU'RE SO INSPIRING.
THANK YOU, BUDDY
528
00:29:24,077 --> 00:29:25,578
>> THANKS FOR GIVING THE TIME.
I'M A BIG FAN AND I APPRECIATE
529
00:29:25,578 --> 00:29:29,349
BEING HERE
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, BUD
530
00:29:29,349 --> 00:29:31,151
THANK YOU, THANK YOU
WHEN WE COME BACK, I HAVE THE
531
00:29:31,151 --> 00:29:33,853
AUTHOR OF "WHITE FRAGILITY,"
DR. ROBIN DiANGELO
532
00:29:33,853 --> 00:29:35,381
COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY.
♪
533
00:29:40,595 --> 00:29:43,941
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS THE
AUTHOR OF "WHITE FRAGILITY: WHY
534
00:29:43,941 --> 00:29:46,411
IT'S SO HARD FOR WHITE PEOPLE
TO TALK ABOUT RACISM."
HERE IS DR. ROBIN DiANGELO
535
00:29:48,946 --> 00:29:50,281
>> Jimmy: DR. ROBIN DiANGELO,
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING THE
536
00:29:50,281 --> 00:29:52,150
"TONIGHT SHOW.
I REALLY APPRECIATE IT
537
00:29:52,150 --> 00:29:53,384
I KNOW HOW BUSY YOU ARE, AND
EVERYONE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU
538
00:29:53,384 --> 00:29:55,420
RIGHT NOW.
SO, THIS MEANS A LOT TO ME
539
00:29:55,420 --> 00:29:56,487
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK
YOU.
540
00:29:56,487 --> 00:29:58,456
>> AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
HAVING ME.
541
00:29:58,456 --> 00:30:00,158
>> Jimmy: YOUR BOOK, "WHITE
FRAGILITY: WHY IT'S SO HARD FOR
542
00:30:00,158 --> 00:30:09,400
WHITE PEOPLE TO TALK ABOUT
RACISM," THIS CAME OUT IN 2018
543
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:11,269
>> YES
>> Jimmy: AND IT'S BEEN ON THE
544
00:30:11,269 --> 00:30:14,972
BEST‐SELLER LIST EVER SINCE
THEN
545
00:30:14,972 --> 00:30:16,607
>> IT HAS, YES
>> Jimmy: AND RIGHT NOW IT IS
546
00:30:16,607 --> 00:30:18,042
NUMBER ONE ON ALL THE LISTS I
LOOKED AT.
547
00:30:18,042 --> 00:30:19,444
AND IT'S ALSO, FROM WHAT I
READ, IT'S SOLD OUT EVERYWHERE
548
00:30:19,444 --> 00:30:26,350
AS WELL.
>> AN UNFORTUNATE TIME FOR IT
549
00:30:26,350 --> 00:30:28,853
TO BE SOLD OUT, BUT YES.
>> Jimmy: WELL, HERE'S WHAT I
550
00:30:28,853 --> 00:30:30,621
DID, I GOT IT ON KINDLE.
>> AH, OKAY.
551
00:30:30,621 --> 00:30:33,157
>> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IF YOU
SAW THIS, IT WENT VIRAL ONLINE
552
00:30:33,157 --> 00:30:35,560
A FLIGHT ATTENDANT WAS GREETING
PEOPLE ON HER PLANE, AND SOME
553
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:37,395
GENTLEMAN CAME ON AND HE WAS
READING YOUR BOOK, IT OPENED UP
554
00:30:37,395 --> 00:30:47,238
A WHOLE CONVERSATION
>> YEAH.
555
00:30:47,238 --> 00:30:49,073
I'M GLAD YOU BROUGHT THAT UP
BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY ILLUSTRATES
556
00:30:49,073 --> 00:30:54,312
SEVERAL REALLY IMPORTANT POINTS
ABOUT THIS
557
00:30:54,312 --> 00:30:56,514
I MEAN, ON THE ONE HAND, THE
STORY WAS SPECIAL BECAUSE
558
00:30:56,514 --> 00:30:58,916
A BLACK WOMAN AND A WHITE MAN
HAD ENGAGED CONVERSATION
559
00:30:58,916 --> 00:31:04,155
HE TALKED TO HER WITH HUMILITY
AND OPENNESS
560
00:31:04,155 --> 00:31:06,858
AND THAT WAS EXCEPTIONAL
BUT LET'S JUST NOTICE THAT,
561
00:31:06,858 --> 00:31:10,561
THAT THAT WOULD BE EXCEPTIONAL
YOU KNOW, THERE'S A QUESTION I
562
00:31:10,561 --> 00:31:13,664
OFTEN ASK WHEN I'M IN FRONT OF
A MIXED‐RACE GROUP
563
00:31:13,664 --> 00:31:15,967
AND I ASK THE BLACK PEOPLE IN
THE ROOM A KIND OF RHETORICAL
564
00:31:15,967 --> 00:31:20,571
QUESTION
HOW OFTEN HAVE YOU ATTEMPTED TO
565
00:31:20,571 --> 00:31:21,906
GIVE A WHITE PERSON FEEDBACK ON
THEIR INEVITABLE AND OFTEN
566
00:31:21,906 --> 00:31:23,241
UNAWARE RACIST ASSUMPTIONS OR
BEHAVIORS AND HAD THAT GO WELL
567
00:31:23,241 --> 00:31:32,483
FOR YOU?
NEVER.
568
00:31:32,483 --> 00:31:35,987
NUMBER TWO RESPONSE, RARELY.
AND I'LL NEVER FORGET ASKING A
569
00:31:35,987 --> 00:31:42,426
A GROUP, OKAY, SO WHAT IF YOU
COULD JUST GIVE US FEEDBACK ON
570
00:31:42,426 --> 00:31:45,163
OUR INEVITABLE AND OFTEN
UNAWARE RACIST ASSUMPTIONS AND
571
00:31:45,163 --> 00:31:48,099
BEHAVIORS?
AND I'LL NEVER FORGET THIS
572
00:31:48,099 --> 00:31:52,270
BLACK MAN RAISING HIS HAND AND
SAYING, "IT WOULD BE
573
00:31:52,270 --> 00:31:57,942
REVOLUTIONARY.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
574
00:31:57,942 --> 00:32:08,219
>> AND YOU KNOW, JUST TAKE THAT
IN
575
00:32:08,219 --> 00:32:13,291
I JUST WANT ALL THE WHITE
PEOPLE TO JUST TAKE THAT IN.
576
00:32:13,291 --> 00:32:15,026
REVOLUTIONARY THAT WE WOULD
RECEIVE THE FEEDBACK WITH
577
00:32:15,026 --> 00:32:16,527
GRACE, REFLECT AND SEEK TO
CHANGE OUR BEHAVIOR.
578
00:32:16,527 --> 00:32:18,062
THAT'S HOW DIFFICULT WE ARE.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
579
00:32:18,062 --> 00:32:19,597
>> THAT'S HOW BIG OF A‐HOLES WE
ARE.
580
00:32:19,597 --> 00:32:20,798
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU
581
00:32:20,798 --> 00:32:22,099
KNOW, THAT'S NOT A VERY TALL
ORDER.
582
00:32:22,099 --> 00:32:23,534
REALLY, THAT THAT'S
A REVOLUTION
583
00:32:23,534 --> 00:32:25,836
BUT WE CAN'T GET THERE FROM THE
CURRENT PARADIGM THAT SAYS ONLY
584
00:32:25,836 --> 00:32:31,275
MEAN PEOPLE WHO WANT TO HURT
OTHERS BASED ON RACE EVER COULD
585
00:32:31,275 --> 00:32:32,610
DO SO.
SO WE JUST HAVE TO CHANGE WHAT
586
00:32:32,610 --> 00:32:37,315
WE UNDERSTAND IT MEANS TO
PERPETRATE RACISM.
587
00:32:37,315 --> 00:32:39,150
>> Jimmy: YEAH, AND WELL, THE
TERM "WHITE FRAGILITY," DID YOU
588
00:32:39,150 --> 00:32:41,452
COIN THAT TERM
DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT?
589
00:32:41,452 --> 00:32:44,388
>> I DID
>> Jimmy: WHAT DOES IT MEAN
590
00:32:44,388 --> 00:32:50,294
FOR ‐‐ EXACTLY
>> WELL THE FRAGILITY PART IS
591
00:32:50,294 --> 00:32:52,063
MEANT TO CAPTURE HOW LITTLE IT
TAKES TO CAUSE WHITE PEOPLE TO
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00:32:52,063 --> 00:32:58,169
MELT DOWN IN DEFENSIVENESS AND
UMBRAGE.
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00:32:58,169 --> 00:32:59,937
I MEAN, WE MAKE IT SO MISERABLE
FOR BLACK PEOPLE TO TALK TO US
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00:32:59,937 --> 00:33:01,772
ABOUT WHAT THEY'RE EXPERIENCING
FROM US, THAT MOST OF THE TIME
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00:33:01,772 --> 00:33:06,043
THEY JUST DON'T.
IT'S NOT WORTH IT.
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00:33:06,043 --> 00:33:08,012
IT TENDS TO GET WORSE, NOT
BETTER
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00:33:08,012 --> 00:33:09,780
AND SO IN THAT WAY WHITE
FRAGILITY IS QUITE POWERFUL.
598
00:33:09,780 --> 00:33:15,886
AND IT PROTECTS THE RACIAL
STATUS QUO
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00:33:15,886 --> 00:33:18,289
>> Jimmy: CAN YOU HELP ME IN A
A WAY, I WANNA ASK A QUESTION,
600
00:33:18,289 --> 00:33:21,826
LIKE HOW DOES ONE SAY ‐‐ HOW
DOES A WHITE PERSON SAY THAT
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00:33:21,826 --> 00:33:28,466
THEY'RE NOT RACIST
>> WELL, WHITE PEOPLE OFTEN
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00:33:28,466 --> 00:33:32,069
SAY, I'M NOT RACIST.
I KNOW YOU HAVE.
603
00:33:32,069 --> 00:33:36,440
I HAVE DONE THINGS IN MY LIFE I
RECOGNIZE AS RACIST TODAY.
604
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:40,578
I WOULD NOT DO THEM AGAIN.
THEY WERE NEITHER INTENTIONAL
605
00:33:40,578 --> 00:33:42,980
OR EVEN CONSCIOUS, AND YET THEY
WOUNDED OTHER PEOPLE
606
00:33:42,980 --> 00:33:47,251
NONETHELESS.
I THINK WHITE PEOPLE SHOULD
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00:33:47,251 --> 00:33:49,787
REMOVE THAT PHRASE FROM THEIR
VOCABULARY, "I'M NOT RACIST.
608
00:33:49,787 --> 00:33:54,058
IT'S NOT ‐‐ TRUST ME, IT'S NOT
CONVINCING TO BLACK PEOPLE
609
00:33:54,058 --> 00:33:56,227
AS LONG AS WE DEFINE RACISM AS
INDIVIDUAL, INTENTIONAL ACTS OF
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00:33:56,227 --> 00:33:57,962
MEANNESS, THEN I WOULD AGREE
WITH YOU THAT MOST WHITE PEOPLE
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00:33:57,962 --> 00:34:02,566
ARE NOT RACIST
BUT WHEN I'M TALKING ABOUT THE
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00:34:02,566 --> 00:34:05,503
RACISM THAT I HAVE, THE RACISM
THAT YOU HAVE, IT'S THE RESULT
613
00:34:05,503 --> 00:34:12,610
OF LIVING IN A SOCIETY IN WHICH
RACISM IS THE FOUNDATION
614
00:34:12,610 --> 00:34:16,781
WE ALL ABSORB IT
WE ALL ABSORB IT
615
00:34:16,781 --> 00:34:19,083
THERE'S NO WAY WE COULD EXEMPT
OURSELVES FROM IT.
616
00:34:19,083 --> 00:34:21,352
AND SO WE NEED TO CHANGE OUR
QUESTION FROM "IF I'M RACIST,"
617
00:34:21,352 --> 00:34:25,289
TO WHICH MOST WHITE PEOPLE WILL
SAY NO ‐
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00:34:25,289 --> 00:34:26,824
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> TO, "HOW HAVE I BEEN SHAPED
619
00:34:26,824 --> 00:34:28,292
BY THE FORCES OF RACISM I WAS
BORN INTO?
620
00:34:28,292 --> 00:34:33,497
AND, "HOW IS IT MANIFESTING IN
MY LIFE?
621
00:34:33,497 --> 00:34:35,700
IT'S A REALLY DIFFERENT
QUESTION
622
00:34:35,700 --> 00:34:40,604
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> BUT IF I ASKED, "IF" AND THE
623
00:34:40,604 --> 00:34:43,107
ANSWER IS NO, WHAT FURTHER
ACTION IS REQUIRED OF ME TO
624
00:34:43,107 --> 00:34:46,277
CHALLENGE RACISM
NOTHING, I'M NOT RACIST.
625
00:34:46,277 --> 00:34:48,279
IF I ASK HOW HAVE I BEEN SHAPED
AND WHAT IS IT LOOKING LIKE IN
626
00:34:48,279 --> 00:34:51,982
MY LIFE, WELL, THAT SETS ME ON
A LIFELONG PROCESS
627
00:34:51,982 --> 00:34:53,951
AND I CAN JUST TELL YOU, LOOK
AROUND AT THE SOCIETY.
628
00:34:53,951 --> 00:34:55,786
WHITE PEOPLE THINKING WE'RE NOT
RACIST IS NOT AND HAS NOT ENDED
629
00:34:55,786 --> 00:34:57,555
RACISM
WE HAVE TO CHANGE OUR PARADIGM
630
00:34:57,555 --> 00:35:06,630
WE CAN NEVER BE COMPLACENT
>> Jimmy: SO WHERE CAN WHITE
631
00:35:06,630 --> 00:35:10,134
PEOPLE START
>> I WOULD SAY START WITH
632
00:35:10,134 --> 00:35:11,669
ASKING YOURSELF THIS
QUESTION ‐‐ WHAT DOES IT MEAN
633
00:35:11,669 --> 00:35:18,442
TO BE WHITE?
MOST WHITE PEOPLE CAN'T ANSWER
634
00:35:18,442 --> 00:35:21,045
THAT QUESTION.
AND IF I CAN'T HOLD WHAT IT
635
00:35:21,045 --> 00:35:23,247
MEANS TO BE WHITE, I CANNOT
HOLD WHAT IT MEANS NOT TO BE
636
00:35:23,247 --> 00:35:24,815
WHITE.
AND I'M GOING TO HAVE NO
637
00:35:24,815 --> 00:35:27,184
CRITICAL THINKING ON THIS
TOPIC, NO SKILLS TO NAVIGATE
638
00:35:27,184 --> 00:35:28,552
THIS UNCOMFORTABLE
CONVERSATION, AND NO EMOTIONAL
639
00:35:28,552 --> 00:35:29,687
CAPACITY TO WITHSTAND HOW
UNCOMFORTABLE THE CONVERSATION
640
00:35:29,687 --> 00:35:31,222
IS
AND THAT MEANS BLACK PEOPLE
641
00:35:31,222 --> 00:35:33,424
CAN'T BE THEIR AUTHENTIC SELVES
WITH US.
642
00:35:33,424 --> 00:35:35,292
THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES TO US
NOT BEING ABLE TO ANSWER THAT
643
00:35:35,292 --> 00:35:49,907
QUESTION
AND IF YOU START THERE, HOW HAS
644
00:35:49,907 --> 00:35:51,542
BEING WHITE SHAPED MY LIFE
AND HOW IS THAT MANIFESTING IN
645
00:35:51,542 --> 00:35:54,378
MY LIFE?
THAT WILL SET YOU ON A LIFELONG
646
00:35:54,378 --> 00:36:00,951
PATH
>> Jimmy: DR. DiANGELO, THANK
647
00:36:00,951 --> 00:36:02,820
YOU SO MUCH FOR TAKING THE TIME
TO TALK TO ME AND BEING ON "THE
648
00:36:02,820 --> 00:36:04,889
TONIGHT SHOW."
I'D LOVE TO HAVE YOU BACK.
649
00:36:04,889 --> 00:36:06,123
AND I REALLY APPRECIATE US
TALKING LIKE THIS.
650
00:36:06,123 --> 00:36:10,661
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> I'D LOVE TO BE BACK
651
00:36:10,661 --> 00:36:11,762
THANK YOU.
♪
652
00:36:11,762 --> 00:36:15,085
>> Jimmy: A PERFORMANCE FROM
WEEZER WHEN WE GET BACK.
653
00:36:25,646 --> 00:36:26,510
♪
>> Jimmy: IT'S ALMOST TIME,
654
00:36:26,510 --> 00:36:27,744
EVERYBODY.
HERE THEY ARE, PERFORMING THE
655
00:36:27,744 --> 00:36:30,647
SONG, "HERO" FROM THEIR NEW
ALBUM, "VAN WEEZER," THIS IS
WEEZER
656
00:36:47,397 --> 00:36:50,233
♪ WHEN I WAS A KI
I THOUGHT I'D SAVE THE WORLD
657
00:36:50,233 --> 00:36:54,404
RUNNING ROUND AN
CHASING ALL THE CRIMINALS ♪
658
00:36:54,404 --> 00:36:56,573
♪ SWINGING ON A WEB
FLYING IN THE SK
659
00:36:56,573 --> 00:36:59,443
SHOOTING LASERS FROM MY EYES
BUT NOW I KNOW ♪
660
00:36:59,443 --> 00:37:03,346
♪ IT NEVER WAS MY DESTINY
IT'S NOT MY PLACE IN LIF
661
00:37:03,346 --> 00:37:06,750
NOT WHO I'M MEANT TO B
AND I DON'T WANT THE GLORY ♪
662
00:37:06,750 --> 00:37:08,852
♪ I DON'T WANT THE FAME
AND I DON'T WANN
663
00:37:08,852 --> 00:37:14,224
WEAR THAT CAPE
CAUSE ON THE INSIDE ♪
664
00:37:14,224 --> 00:37:20,864
♪ I KNOW IT WON'T LAS
ON THE INSIDE I'M AN OUTCAST
665
00:37:20,864 --> 00:37:31,675
WELL EVERYBODY NEEDS A HER
BUT I'M NOT EVERYBODY ELSE ♪
666
00:37:31,675 --> 00:37:33,109
♪ I WALK ALONE YEAH
I WALK ALONE
667
00:37:33,109 --> 00:37:39,316
YEAH I WALK ALON
OH YEAH ♪
668
00:37:39,316 --> 00:37:42,052
♪ YOU KNOW I TRIE
TO BE A HERO
669
00:37:42,052 --> 00:37:51,361
BUT I WAS LYING TO MYSEL
I WALK ALONE ♪
670
00:37:51,361 --> 00:37:53,530
♪ YEAH I WALK ALONE
YEAH I WALK ALONE OH YEA
671
00:37:53,530 --> 00:37:54,865
THEY BUILD YOU U
AND THEN ♪
672
00:37:54,865 --> 00:37:56,733
♪ THEY'RE GONNA
TEAR YOU DOW
673
00:37:56,733 --> 00:37:58,468
THEY LOVE YO
THEN THEY HATE YOU ♪
674
00:37:58,468 --> 00:38:01,538
♪ IF YOU WEAR A CROWN
IT'S NOT THAT I DON'
675
00:38:01,538 --> 00:38:04,140
LOVE TO SOLVE A MYSTER
BUT LIFE IS HARD ENOUGH ♪
676
00:38:04,140 --> 00:38:06,343
♪ WITH ONE IDENTITY
IF SILENCE IS THE VOIC
677
00:38:06,343 --> 00:38:09,279
OF A NEW GENERATIO
THEN I COULD LIVE UP TO ♪
678
00:38:09,279 --> 00:38:13,550
♪ ALL OF YOUR EXPECTATION
I'D HAMMER DOWN HARD
679
00:38:13,550 --> 00:38:15,952
LIKE I'M IRON FIST
THEN DISAPPEAR ♪
680
00:38:15,952 --> 00:38:20,590
♪ LIKE I DON'T EXIS
CAUSE ON THE INSID
681
00:38:20,590 --> 00:38:26,563
ON THE INSID
I KNOW IT WON'T LAST ♪
682
00:38:26,563 --> 00:38:29,399
♪ ON THE INSIDE
ON THE INSID
683
00:38:29,399 --> 00:38:33,003
I'M AN OUTCAST
WELL EVERYBODY NEEDS ♪
684
00:38:33,003 --> 00:38:36,506
♪ A HER
BUT I'M NOT EVERYBODY ELSE
685
00:38:36,506 --> 00:38:39,910
I WALK ALONE
YEAH I WALK ALONE ♪
686
00:38:39,910 --> 00:38:46,249
♪ YEAH I WALK ALONE
OH YEA
687
00:38:46,249 --> 00:38:48,218
YOU KNOW I TRIED TO BE A HER
BUT I WAS LYING TO MYSELF ♪
688
00:38:48,218 --> 00:38:54,257
♪ I WALK ALONE YEAH
I WALK ALONE
689
00:38:54,257 --> 00:38:55,225
YEAH I WALK ALON
690
00:38:55,225 --> 00:39:22,719
OH YEAH ♪
♪
♪
691
00:39:24,387 --> 00:39:27,924
♪ WELL EVERYBOD
NEEDS A HERO
692
00:39:27,924 --> 00:39:30,727
BUT I'M NOT EVERYBODY ELSE
I WALK ALONE ♪
693
00:39:30,727 --> 00:39:34,898
♪ YEAH I WALK ALONE
YEAH I WALK ALON
694
00:39:34,898 --> 00:39:40,036
OH YEA
YOU KNOW I TRIED ♪
695
00:39:40,036 --> 00:39:42,539
♪ TO BE A HER
BUT I WAS LYING TO MYSEL
696
00:39:42,539 --> 00:39:45,175
I WALK ALONE
YEAH I WALK ALONE ♪
697
00:39:45,175 --> 00:40:05,462
♪ YEAH I WALK ALONE
OH YEAH ♪
♪
698
00:40:19,709 --> 00:40:21,011
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU GUYS SO
MUCH FOR WATCHING "THE TONIGHT
699
00:40:21,011 --> 00:40:22,979
SHOW."
WE APPRECIATE IT
700
00:40:22,979 --> 00:40:24,514
THANK YOU TO SEAN PENN
THANK YOU TO DR. DiANGELO.
701
00:40:24,514 --> 00:40:27,784
THANK YOU TO WEEZER.
STAY SAFE.
702
00:40:27,784 --> 00:40:30,854
WASH YOUR HANDS.
DO NOT TOUCH YOUR FACE
703
00:40:30,854 --> 00:40:34,491
GO, WIN.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT
704
00:40:34,491 --> 00:40:49,472
ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA GO NOW.
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