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>> Steve: TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY
AND HIS GUESTS ‐
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MARTIN SHORT
BASHIR SALAHUDDIN AND
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DIALLO RIDDLE,
MUSICAL GUEST RANDY NEWMAN
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AND THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW
IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW: AT HOME
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EDITION.
AND NOW HERE'S JIMMY
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>> Jimmy: WELCOME EVERYBODY TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING
WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU
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TONIGHT.
OH, ALSO, I'M GOING TO DEBUT MY
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NEW ZOOM CAMERA.
I HAVE A NEW ZOOM CAMERA
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IT DOESN'T QUITE WORK.
IT'S A LITTLE WIDE ANGLED AND
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IT'S WEIRD
BUT ‐‐
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YOU GOT TO ‐‐ YOU GOT TO TRY
YOU GOT TO TRY NEW THINGS AND
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SEE WHAT WORKS AND WHAT DOESN'T
WORK
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AND ALL THAT
I HOPE EVERYONE IS STAYING SAFE
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OUT THERE.
I KNOW IT'S TEMPTING TO JUST
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"ENOUGH'S ENOUGH," BUT, YEAH,
YOU'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING
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WEAR MASKS, WEAR GLOVES, STAY
HOME WHEN YOU CAN, SOCIAL
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DISTANCE, DO EVERYTHING YOU
CAN.
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LET'S GET RID OF THIS THING.
WHAT A SHOW.
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I'LL JUST RUN THROUGH IT REAL
QUICK.
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MARTIN SHORT, FUNNIEST HUMAN OF
ALL TIME
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LOVE HIM SO MUCH
HE'S JUST ON FIRE, HE'S JUST
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THE GREATEST
I LOVE HIM, LOVE HIM, LOVE HIM
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SO MUCH.
ALSO, SPEAKING OF FUNNY, I MET
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THEM AS WRITERS ON
"LATE NIGHT," AND NOW THEY ARE
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JUST RULING THE WORLD RIGHT NOW
AND HITTING HOME RUNS, COMEDY
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HOME RUNS ALL OVER THE PLACE
BASHIR SALAHUDDIN AND
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DIALLO RIDDLE, THE CREATORS OF
"SOUTH SIDE" AND ALSO
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"SHERMAN'S SHOWCASE," WHICH IS
HAVING THEIR BLACK HISTORY
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MONTH SPECTACULAR, AIRING THIS
FRIDAY
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MAN, THEY ARE SO FUNNY, IT'S
UNBELIEVABLE
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THE SPECIAL IS GREAT
QUEST IS IN IT
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IT'S AWESOME
AND TO CLOSE OUT, HONEY, DO YOU
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KNOW WHO THE MUSICAL GUEST IS
TONIGHT?
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>> NO, I DO NOT.
>> Jimmy: WELL, WELL, WELL
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WHO'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES OF
ALL TIME
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>> THAT ‐‐ IS THAT A TRICK
QUESTION
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>> Jimmy: NO, NO, I'M SORRY.
BUT ‐‐ ARE ‐
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WHO'S ‐‐ MUTUALLY, WHO IS ONE
OF THE FIRST FEW PEOPLE WE
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LISTENED TO?
NO, NO, IT'S ENDLESS, ENDLESS.
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READY?
>> YES
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I WAS GOING THROUGH WHO HADN'T
BEEN ON ‐‐
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>> Jimmy: I KNOW, THERE'S A LOT
OF PEOPLE.
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>> YES
>> Jimmy: RANDY NEWMAN
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>> STOP IT
>> Jimmy: RANDY NEWMAN IS
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TONIGHT.
>> OH, THIS IS A BIG ONE
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>> Jimmy: I LOVE RANDY NEWMAN.
>> OH, MY GOSH
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>> Jimmy: AND HE'S MY GUY.
>> YEAH.
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>> Jimmy: YEAH, I JUST ‐‐ I
DON'T KNOW
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WHAT A SHOW.
ALL RIGHT.
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LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS HERE.
HERE WE GO
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LET'S GET RIGHT TO IT.
TODAY STARTED OFF WITH BIG NEWS
FROM THE SUPREME COURT
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>> WE HAVE BREAKING NEWS FROM
THE SUPREME COURT.
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IT IS A LANDMARK DECISION FOR
THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY.
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THE JUSTICES RULING THAT IT IS
ILLEGAL FOR WORKERS TO BE
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DISMISSED FROM A JOB BASED ON
SEXUAL ORIENTATION AND GENDER
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IDENTITY
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
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OH, MY GOSH!
IT'S 2020, I THOUGHT GOOD NEWS
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WAS ILLEGAL.
UNTIL THIS THE ONLY GOOD NEWS
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TO COME OUT OF 2020 WAS BABY
NUT.
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YEAH, IT'S NOT THE OUTCOME THE
TRUMP ADMINISTRATION WANTED.
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EXPERTS SAY IT'S THE MOST
DAMAGING THING TO HAPPEN TO
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TRUMP IN THE LAST ‐‐
EIGHT HOURS.
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THE SPACE WORD FOR WATCH
WEARING A WATCH.
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PEOPLE USED TO WEAR TIMEPIECES
YEP, THE DECISION PROTECTS GAY
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AND TRANSGENDER WORKERS FROM
DISCRIMINATION IN THE
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WORKPLACE.
UNFORTUNATELY THANKS TO TRUMP'S
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HANDLING OF THE PANDEMIC, THERE
IS NO WORKPLACE.
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THE COURT DECIDED EMPLOYERS
CAN'T FIRE WORKERS BASED ON
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THEIR SEXUAL ORIENTATION OR
GENDER IDENTITY.
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THEY'LL HAVE TO STICK TO THE
USUAL REASON WORKERS GET
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FIRED ‐‐ NOT MUTING THEMSELVES
ON ZOOM.
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THE FINAL VOTE WAS 6‐3
WHEN HE HEARD THAT, TRUMP SAID,
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"OKAY, WHAT ABOUT THE ELECTORAL
COLLEGE?
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YEP, IT'S A TOUGH DAY FOR THE
TRUMP ADMINISTRATION
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WE'RE JUST ONE MORE
"WILL & GRACE" REBOOT AWAY FROM
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THIS BEING THE WORST DAY OF
MIKE PENCE'S LIFE.
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THE 6‐3 OPINION WAS WRITTEN BY
TRUMP‐APPOINTED JUSTICE
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NEIL GORSUCH
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TRUMP PLANS ON PUNISHING
GORSUCH BY VIOLENTLY SHAKING
HIS HAND AGAIN
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[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: WHAT'S HE DOING?
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IT'S LIKE HE'S TRYING TO START
A LAWN MOWER
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THAT'S LIKE ‐‐ YOU KNOW WHO
WOULD DO THOSE HANDSHAKES?
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KRESKIN WOULD DO THAT WHEN HE
CAME ON THE SHOW
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AND I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT WAS
PART OF THE TRICK OR SOMETHING
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BECAUSE I GO, "NICE TO SEE
YOU," AND YOU GO ‐‐ AND HE'D
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SHAKE IT REALLY HARD AND YOU
GO, "IS THIS PART OF THE ‐
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DID HE JUST PUT SOMETHING ON MY
BACK, BY DISTRACTING ME?
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NO, IT'S JUST THE WAY HE SHOOK
HANDS.
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HI, KRESKIN.
UM ‐
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WELL, EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT
THIS
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EVERYBODY.
OVER THE WEEKEND, PRESIDENT
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TRUMP GAVE A COMMENCEMENT
SPEECH AT WEST POINT BUT LOOKS
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LIKE HE HAD SOME TROUBLE
LEAVING.
TAKE A LOOK.
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>> YOU SEE HIM WALKING VERY
HALTINGLY, ONE LEG AT A TIME
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IT STARTS HAPPENING HERE
DOWN A RAMP.
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>> Jimmy: YEAH, APPARENTLY
TRUMP WAS A LITTLE SENSITIVE
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ABOUT THE INCIDENT, BECAUSE HE
THEN TWEETED, "THE RAMP THAT I
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DESCENDED WAS VERY LONG AND
STEEP, HAD NO HAND RAIL AND
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MOST IMPORTANTLY IT WAS VERY
SLIPPERY
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FINAL TEN FEET I RAN DOWN TO
LEVEL GROUND
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MOMENTUM!"
YEAH, THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY
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MOMENTUM TRUMP HAS RIGHT NOW
TEN FEET
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THE LAST TEN FEET HE RAN
OH, MY GOSH.
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YOU KNOW, THERE'S SO MUCH TO
SAY ABOUT THE RAMP VIDEO, AND I
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JUST CAN'T PICK ONE JOKE
SO I'M GOING TO TELL AS MANY
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JOKES AS I CAN IN THE TIME IT
TOOK TRUMP TO WALK DOWN THAT
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RAMP
YOU READY?
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LET'S GO
HE WAS JUST DOING AN IMPRESSION
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OF HIS APPROVAL RATING
[ DING ]
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THAT WAS STILL FASTER THAN HIS
RESPONSE TO THE CORONAVIRUS.
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[ DING ]
HE FIRST BROKE HIS ‐‐ HE BROKE
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HIS FIRST FITBIT RECORD OF TEN
STEPS.
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[ DING ]
HE LOOKED LIKE SKIER DOING
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PIZZA INSTEAD OF FRENCH FRIES.
[ DING ]
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THAT'S AUDITION TAPE FOR
"AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR.
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[ DING ]
IT WOULD BE FASTER IF HE SAT AT
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THE TOP AND DID A BUTT SCOOCH
DOWN
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[ BUZZER
OH
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ALL RIGHT.
I GOT SOME IN THERE.
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I HAD A COUPLE MORE.
WANT TO JUST TELL YA
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>> MM‐HMM.
>> Jimmy: HE STILL HASN'T
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REALIZED IT'S NOT AN ESCALATOR
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
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THAT'S RIGHT
TRUMP SAID THAT THE RAMP HAD NO
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HAND RAILS AND WAS VERY
SLIPPERY
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HE REALLY CAME DOWN HARD ON IT
I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S GOING TO
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LET IT GO.
BUT CHECK OUT THIS NEW ATTACK
AD HE JUST RELEASED.
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COUNTRY.
AN ENEMY OF THE STATE LIKE
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WE'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE.
THE RAMP
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WE ALREADY KNOW THE RAMP IS
TAKING JOBS FROM HARDWORKING
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AMERICAN STAIRS.
BUT WHO IS THE RAMP REALLY
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A KNOWN MEMBER OF ANTIFA
A FOREIGN AGENT?
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OR A DEEP STATE LIBERAL ELITE?
CAN WE STOP THE SPREAD, OR IS
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IT ALREADY TOO LATE?
PAID FOR BY AMERICANS AGAINST
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RAMPS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S BEEN
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A ROUGH FEW MONTHS FOR TRUMP
BUT AT LEAST HIS FAMILY IS
STICKING BY HIS SIDE
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COMING OUT WITH A TELL‐ALL BOOK
ABOUT HER FAMILY AND REVEALING
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SHE HAS BEEN A KEY ANONYMOUS
SOURCE FOR REPORTERS LOOKING
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INTO THE PRESIDENT'S FINANCES.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, OKAY, MAYBE
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NOT.
ANOTHER TRUMP TELL‐ALL BOOK.
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IT'S CRAZY THAT AFTER ALL THESE
TELL‐ALL BOOKS, THERE'S STILL
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MORE TO TELL
TRUMP'S TELL‐ALL BOOKS ARE
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STARTING TO FEEL LIKE
A 3:00 A. M. INFOMERCIAL.
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"BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
OKAY, SO THE SUPREME COURT
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RULED AGAINST HIM, THERE'S
VIRAL VIDEO ABOUT HIM, AND A
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A FAMILY MEMBER HAS TURNED ON
HIM.
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I'M SURE THERE COULDN'T
POSSIBLY BE ANY OTHER BAD NEWS
FOR TRUMP, RIGHT
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>> THE FDA ANNOUNCED THAT IT IS
ENDING THE EMERGENCY USE OF
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HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE, AND
CLOROQUINE, TO TREAT
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CORONAVIRUS.
>> Jimmy: TRUMP WAS LIKE, "THIS
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IS RIDICULOUS.
I'VE BEEN TAKING IT EVERY DAY
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AND I FEEL COCONUT, TRICYCLE,
WATERFALL.
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TRUMP REMINDED THE FDA THAT IT
ONLY WORKS ‐
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[ LAUGHTER ]
TRUMP REMINDED THE FDA THAT IT
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ONLY WORKS WHEN YOU TAKE IT
WITH A FULL GLASS OF BLEACH.
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YEAH
"WHO'S THE SCIENTIST NOW?"
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WHAT
AND FINALLY WITH EVERYTHING
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GOING ON IN THE WORLD, PEOPLE
ARE SHARING A LOT OF
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INFORMATION ON HOW TO STAY
SAFE
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IT CAN ALL GET VERY CONFUSING.
SO HERE TO ANSWER SOME
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QUESTIONS IS THE PRESIDENT OF
AMERICAN GUIDELINES,
MR. NELSON FLEMING
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>> Jimmy: MR NELSON FLEMING,
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR JOINING
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US
>> GREAT TO BE HERE, JIMMY
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>> Jimmy: THERE'S A LOT OF
DIFFERENT INFORMATION OUT THERE
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ABOUT BEING SAFE DURING THIS
TIME
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CAN YOU HELP US SORT IT OUT?
>> SURE THING.
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WHILE PROTESTING, IT IS
RECOMMENDED AND/OR REQUIRED
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THAT ALL PEOPLE, WITH SOME
EXCEPTIONS, WEAR FACIAL
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COVERINGS OVER THEIR NOSE AND
MOUTH.
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IF YOU'RE AN ESSENTIAL WORKER,
YOU MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE TO WEAR
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A FACE MASK WHILE ALSO
SHIELDING YOUR EYES.
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GLOVES ARE NOT MANDATORY BUT
CERTAIN AREAS MAY REQUIRE YOU
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TO WEAR THEM, DEPENDING ON
WHETHER YOUR EYES ARE SHIELDED
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OR ONLY YOUR FACE.
AND OF COURSE, IT IS IMPORTANT
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TO REMAIN SIX FEET APART FROM
OTHER PEOPLE, UNLESS IT ISN'T.
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BUT, STAYING 20 FEET APART IS
IDEAL BUT SIX FEET OR NOT IS
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ALSO RECOMMENDED
>> Jimmy: OKAY, SORRY, WAIT
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A MINUTE
SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
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YOU'RE ALLOWED TO LEAVE YOUR
HOME TO GO PROTEST, BUT WHILE
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PROTESTING, YOU SHOULD WEAR
A MASK, MAYBE GLOVES, AND TRY
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TO KEEP YOUR DISTANCE FROM
OTHER PEOPLE
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>> WELL, THAT DEPENDS ON WHAT
STATE YOU'RE IN.
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IN PARTS OF CALIFORNIA, MASKS
ARE NOT REQUIRED WHILE
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EXERCISING AND TECHNICALLY
PROTESTING IS MARCHING WHICH IS
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A FORM OF EXERCISE
YOU CAN CHECK YOUR APPLE WATCH
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TO SEE IF YOU'RE EXERCISING,
UNLESS YOU'RE WEARING GLOVES
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>> Jimmy: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT
SORRY, CAN YOU SLOW DOWN A BIT
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>> SURE THING.
IF YOU'RE IN ARKANSAS AND NOT
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EATING, YOU MUST WEAR A MASK
BUT IF YOU'RE IN VIRGINIA AND
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UNDER TEN, YOU DON'T HAVE TO
IF YOU'RE AN ESSENTIAL WORKER,
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YOU MAY BE REQUIRED TO WEAR
A MASK NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE,
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UNLESS YOU'RE UNDER TEN, IN
WHICH CASE, YOU SHOULD NOT BE
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AN ESSENTIAL WORKER.
ALSO, IT DOESN'T ONLY DEPEND ON
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WHAT STATE YOU'RE IN
GEOGRAPHICALLY, BUT WHAT STATE
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YOU'RE IN MENTALLY
ARE YOU IN A STATE OF THINKING
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THAT JUSTICE IS YOUR PRIORITY?
OR ARE YOU IN A STATE OF
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THINKING HEALTH IS YOUR
PRIORITY
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AND IS THERE REALLY
A DIFFERENCE
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>> Jimmy: I'M SORRY, THIS ALL
JUST SEEMS SO CONFUSING.
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>> IT DOES, DOESN'T IT
I UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS A LOT
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OF INFORMATION, WHICH IS WHY I
DESIGNED THIS CHART.
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IT'S VERY SIMPLE
FIRST YOU MUST ASK THE
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QUESTION, "AM I GOING TO A
A PROTEST?
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IF YES, YOU MOVE DOWN HERE TO
THIS VENN DIAGRAM.
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THEN, ALL THE STATES, MENTAL,
GEOGRAPHICAL, AND MATTER,
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MEANING SOLIDS, LIQUIDS AND
GASSES, ARE COLOR CODED RIGHT
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DOWN HERE.
AFTER THAT, YOU HEAD TO THIS
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LINE GRAPH THAT MEASURES THE
NUMBER OF PROTESTERS WITH ZONE
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TEMPERATURES
AND IF YOU'RE OVER 40, THIS
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CHART DOESN'T APPLY TO YOU
YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO LOOK AT
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THIS CHART AND START ALL OVER
FROM THE BEGINNING
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SO IF THAT'S CONFUSING, WE ALSO
HAVE THIS, WHICH IS TECHNICALLY
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A CHART THAT WALKS YOU THROUGH
ALL OF THE OTHER CHARTS.
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AND FOR THAT YOU'RE JUST GONNA
NEED 300 PIECES OF PAPER AND A
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A HOLE PUNCH
AND THEN OF COURSE, FAILING
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THAT, THERE'S THIS
>> Jimmy: WHAT IS THAT
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>> THIS SHOWS AN
INTERDIMENSIONAL RELATIONSHIP
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BETWEEN THE CHARTS AND THE
BINDER
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IT'S PRETTY SELF‐EXPLANATORY
NOW.
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>> Jimmy: WELL, THANK YOU FOR
BEING ON THE SHOW.
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AND IF YOU'RE PROTESTING, BE
SAFE OUT THERE
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>> YOU BE SAFE IN THERE, JIMMY
>> Jimmy: THAT IS OUR
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MONOLOGUE, EVERYBODY
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
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MORE "TONIGHT SHOW."
MARTIN SHORT COMING UP NOW
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COME ON BACK
COME ON BACK
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STAY TUNED
♪
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>> Jimmy: MARTIN SHORT IS ONE
OF THE FUNNIEST PEOPLE ON THE
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PLANET AND ONE OF MY COMEDY
HEROES
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I GOT TO ZOOM WITH HIM TODAY
WHICH IS JUST FUN TO DO
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ANYTHING WITH MARTIN SHORT
SO HERE'S PART ONE OF MY
CONVERSATION WITH MARTIN SHORT
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>> Jimmy: THERE HE IS,
MARTIN SHORT, EVERYBODY.
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[ APPLAUSE ]
>> HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
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>> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH ‐‐
>> HELLO, JAMES.
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>> Jimmy: FOR BEING ON MY SHOW
YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU.
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>> I'M HONORED
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU, THANK YOU,
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THANK YOU.
>> THANK YOU
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AND BY THE WAY, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU HAVE ON YOUR LENS, BUT
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YOU LOOK FANTASTIC
REALLY, IS IT THE BLEACH
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INJECTIONS
IS THE HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING
YOU COULD BE A THIRD CUOMO,
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REALLY
[ LAUGHTER ]
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REALLY
AND EVEN THOUGH WE'RE
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2,400 MILES APART, WOW, THAT IS
PUNGENT COLOGNE.
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I'LL TELL YOU, THAT'S ‐‐ THAT'S
STRONG
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ENGLISH LEATHER I THINK, OR IS
IT ‐
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I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE BUT IT'S
PLEASING
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BUT I WATCH YOU EVERY NIGHT.
AND YOU'VE BEEN DOING BRILLIANT
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FROM HOME SHOWS, REALLY.
BUT, YOU KNOW, I WILL SAY
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THAT ‐‐ THAT YOU HAVE A SLIDE.
>> Jimmy: I DO
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I HAVE A SLIDE IN THE HOUSE,
YEAH
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>> THAT'S JUST ‐‐ THAT'S VERY
ODD.
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WHY IS IT THAT I FEEL THAT YOU
SLEEP IN A RACE CAR BED?
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IS THAT POSSIBLE
>> Jimmy: WHO IS TELLING
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WHO'S ‐‐
[ LAUGHTER ]
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WHO'S TELLING?
WHO GIVING YOU MY SECRETS ‐‐
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>> OR A BIRD'S NEST, A BIRD'S
NEST WHERE BIG BIRDS FLY IN AND
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YOU GO, "I'M JUST A LITTLE
EGG.
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THERE'S A YOUTHFUL QUALITY TO
YOU THAT'S PLEASING AND AT THE
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SAME TIME, ALARMING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Jimmy: I LIKE TO KEEP PEOPLE
ON THE EDGE OF THEIR SEAT.
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YOU KNOW
THAT'S WHAT I DO
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MARTY, CAN I TALK TO YOU ABOUT
WHAT'S GOING ON RIGHT NOW WITH
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EVERYTHING
OBVIOUSLY, THE PANDEMIC, BUT
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THEN, YOU KNOW, THE PROTESTS
AND EVERYTHING. HOW ARE YOU
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DEALING WITH EVERYTHING?
>> YOU KNOW, I'M LIKE EVERYONE,
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I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M
SEEING, BUT I'M ‐‐ I'M ALSO
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AWARE THAT THIS IS A DEFINING
MOMENT IN HISTORY.
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AND EVEN THOUGH WE'VE BEEN ON
THE PRECIPICE OF GREAT CHANGE
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IN THE PAST, WHEN I THINK OF
LIKE SANDY HOOK AND HOW WE
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THOUGHT EVERYTHING WAS GOING TO
CHANGE WITH GUN LAWS AND
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NOTHING HAPPENED
EVEN THOUGH PRESIDENT OBAMA HAD
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EVERY PARENT OF THOSE
20 CHILDREN AT THE ROSE GARDEN
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AND NOTHING HAPPENED
I THINK THIS IS DIFFERENT.
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I FEEL WILDLY OPTIMISTIC
AND I HAVE A SENSE IN MY HEART
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THAT THIS TIME IT REALLY LOOKS
LIKE CHANGE MIGHT ACTUALLY
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HAPPEN
>> Jimmy: GOOD
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>> SO I'M ‐‐ I'M FEELING VERY
POSITIVE
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>> Jimmy: YOU'VE BEEN ‐‐ YOU'RE
IN L. A. RIGHT NOW, RIGHT
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>> I AM.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU START THERE,
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QUARANTINE, OR DID YOU END UP
THERE?
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WHERE WERE YOU WHEN ‐‐
>> NO, NO.
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STEVE MARTIN AND I WERE ON TOUR
IN THE UNITED KINGDOM.
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>> Jimmy: REALLY
>> YEAH.
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IN MARCH, PRESIDENT TRUMP GOT
ON AND SAID, YOU KNOW, EVERYONE
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HAD TO LEAVE IN 24 HOURS FROM
EUROPE
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AND SO WE FRANTICALLY, YOU
KNOW, GOT FLIGHTS AND GOT BACK
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WE LATER ‐‐ YOU KNOW, HE LEFT
OUT THAT ALTHOUGH IF YOU'RE IN
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IRELAND OR THE UNITED KINGDOM,
THAT'S FINE, OR IF YOU'RE AN
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AMERICAN CITIZEN BUT WE
DIDN'T ‐‐ HE FORGOT THAT PART.
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>> Jimmy: HOW HAVE ARE YOU
BEEN ‐‐ HOW HAVE YOU BEEN
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SPENDING THE TIME IN
QUARANTINE
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JUST A LOT OF ‐‐
>> I'VE BEEN WATCHING
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TELEVISION, OLD RERUNS
BY THE WAY, WHEN DID YOU
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REPLACE JAY?
I'VE BEEN SO FAR BEHIND.
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I'VE BEEN WATCHING AGAIN OLD
RERUNS
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I ‐‐ YOU KNOW, I FINALLY ‐‐ I
SAW THE LAST EPISODE OF "ST.
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ELSEWHERE," TOTALLY SURPRISED
BY THAT, VERY MOVED.
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AND, YOU KNOW, I STARTED OUT
THIS PANDEMIC KNOWING NOTHING
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ABOUT THE PROPERTY BROTHERS AND
NOW I KNOW THAT JONATHAN IS THE
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SPUNKY ONE
THE OTHER THING I'VE BEEN
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DOING, WHICH IS HILARIOUS, IS
I'VE BEEN PHOTOCOPYING ‐‐ YOU
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KNOW, EVERY TIME THERE'S A ‐‐
SOMETHING HORRIBLE THAT HAPPENS
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IN LOS ANGELES LIKE A FIRE OR
SOMETHING, I'M USUALLY AWAY.
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AND ONE OF MY KIDS SAYS, "DAD,
WE'RE LOADING THE CAR.
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THERE'S FIRES.
WHAT SHOULD WE PUT IN?
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AND I WAS ALWAYS SAY, "I GUESS
OLD PHOTO ALBUMS."
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SO WHILE I WAS WATCHING, YOU
KNOW, THESE OLD SHOWS ‐‐ I'D
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NEVER SEEN "DOWNTON ABBEY.
I WATCHED SIX YEARS OF THAT OR
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SIX SEASONS OF THAT.
I STARTED ‐‐ I GOT A PHOTOCOPY
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MACHINE AND I'VE BEEN TAKING
OLD PICTURES STARTING FROM
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1913 ON, TRANSFERRING THEM TO
MY COMPUTER, THEN I PLAY WITH
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THEM
I THINK, "GEE, GRANDMA LOOKS
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TIRED THERE.
WHAT IF I GOT RID OF HER BAGS?
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SO I DO THAT
AND THEN I PUT IT IN A FILE AND
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THINK, "GEE, GRANDMA LOOKS
KINDA HOT.
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SO I'M MAKING PEOPLE WHO DIED
50 YEARS AGO FEEL BETTER ABOUT
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THEMSELVES
>> Jimmy: THIS IS A SHOW RIGHT
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THERE.
I'D WATCH THIS SHOW.
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>> WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING?
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>> Jimmy: I LOVE ANY REALITY
SHOW
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I'VE BEEN WATCHING SO MUCH
I WATCHED "BELOW DECK" AND
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"SURVIVOR" AND ANY REALITY
SHOW
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I'M ‐‐ I'M JUST OBSESSED WITH
IT RIGHT NOW
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>> YEAH, I DON'T ‐‐ I DON'T
REALLY WATCH ANY REALITY
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TELEVISION SHOW.
BUT, YOU KNOW, REMEMBER, I'M A
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A READER SO IT'S DIFFERENT
[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Jimmy: I SEE.
I SEE.
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BUT I'VE TRIED TO ‐‐ I'VE TRIED
TO KEEP BUSY
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EXERCISE, I STARTED JUMP
ROPING
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>> REALLY?
>> Jimmy: YEAH
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I THINK I'M GOING TO BRING BACK
THE JUMP ROPE.
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>> I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THAT.
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING WHEN YOU
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JUMP ROPE?
>> Jimmy: I'M COMPLETELY NAKED
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>> WOW
THAT MUST BE THE FIRST TIME YOU
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FELT HAVING A SMALL PENIS AS AN
ADVANTAGE.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
NOT GOING TO HURT ANYBODY.
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>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH
WELL, I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL YOU
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BUT WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M USING
FOR THE JUMP ROPE?
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>> OH.
>> Jimmy: OH
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I MISS HANGING OUT WITH YOU
THOUGH WE DID ACTUALLY ‐‐ HOW
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GREAT ‐‐ HOW WILD WAS THAT ZOOM
CALL THAT WE WERE ON FOR REAL?
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>> OH, THAT WAS HILARIOUS.
THAT WAS ‐‐ TELL THEM ABOUT THE
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ZOOM CALL.
>> Jimmy: WE ‐‐ WELL, WE HAVE
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A MUTUAL FRIEND ‐‐
AND HE SAID, "LET'S GET SOME
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FRIENDS TOGETHER" AND ‐‐ SO WE
CAN ALL JUST ZOOM AND JUST KIND
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OF TRY, YOU KNOW, GET THROUGH
THE QUARANTINE AND JUST TALK
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ABOUT OUR STORIES AND BLAH,
BLAH, BLAH
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AND I GO, "OKAY.
SO WE ‐‐ I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
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THAT YOU WERE ‐‐ YOU WERE ON
NO ONE KNOWS WHO WAS GOING TO
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BE ON IT, RIGHT?
>> NO, NO, NO.
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>> Jimmy: SO HERE'S MY VERSION
OF THE STORY BECAUSE IT'S
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BIZARRE.
I DID MINE ON AN iPAD SO I
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COULD ONLY SEE SIX SQUARES ON
MINE SO MINE'S LIKE A "BRADY
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BUNCH" ‐
THAT'S ALL I CAN SEE
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I CAN'T SEE EVERYBODY THAT'S ON
THE CALL
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>> YOU HAD TO HIT GALLERY.
>> Jimmy: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT
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>> WELL, YOU'RE YOUNG.
YOU'RE YOUNG
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>> Jimmy: I THINK IT'S
DIFFERENT ON AN iPAD OR
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SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
FOR AN iPAD, YOU HAVE TO SWIPE
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IT OR SOMETHING.
ANYWAYS ‐‐
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SO I SAW ‐‐ IT WAS YOU
I SAW SANDLER, ROCK, SPADE,
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GUY, AND THEN, I FORGET WHO,
AND THEN YOU, BUT THEN EVERYONE
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KEPT REACTING TO EVERYONE.
EVERYONE WAS GOING LIKE, "HEY,
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LEO.
HEY, WHAT'S UP MAN?"
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AND I GO, "LEO'S HERE?
I DON'T SEE ANYONE
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I COULDN'T ‐
>> IT WAS INSANE
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JULIA ROBERTS AND DANNY WERE
THERE.
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YOU KNOW, BECK ‐‐ IT WAS THE
MOST ECLECTIC FAMOUS ZOOM IN
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THE HISTORY OF ZOOMS MAYBE
>> Jimmy: YOU REMEMBER THE
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FIRST TIME WE MET?
>> I DO, VIVIDLY
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WE MET IN SEPTEMBER OF 1999.
AND IT WAS AT THE 25th
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ANNIVERSARY OF "SNL.
AND THEY HAD A BIG, BIG, BIG
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SHOW KIND OF LIKE THE 40th, BUT
IT WAS THE 25th.
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BUT EVERYONE WAS IN BLACK TIE,
AND ALL HUMANITY OF CELEBRITY
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WAS THERE.
AND I REMEMBER STEVE AND CHEVY
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AND I DID A THING AS THE THREE
AMIGOS IN OUR FULL AMIGOS
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COSTUME, AND KIND OF BOMBED, I
REMEMBER
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KIND OF BOMBED TO THE POINT
THAT WHEN I THEN TOOK MY SEAT
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BACK IN THE AUDIENCE,
BILLY CRYSTAL SAID, "HEY MARTY,
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WHEN DO YOU GO ON?
[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
>> BUT I REMEMBER AT THE PARTY
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AFTERWARDS, AND AGAIN, IT WAS
A MILLION PEOPLE, AND EVERY
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TIME NANCY, MY WIFE AND I
LOOKED OVER, YOU WERE KIND OF
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THERE LIKE THIS.
YOU WERE LIKE 23 YEARS OR
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SOMETHING ‐‐ STARTED
>> Jimmy: YEAH
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>> AND SHE SAID, "SHOULD WE
INVITE THAT ADORABLE PUPPY DOG
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OVER?"
AND I SAID, "YEAH.
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AND YOU CAME OVER AND YOU SAID,
"OKAY SO, LET ME SAY THIS, YOU
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DID A SPECIAL CALLED 'I'M
MARTIN SHORT GOES HOLLYWOOD.'
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IF YOU SAY ANY LINE FROM IT, I
CAN SAY THE NEXT LINE BECAUSE
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I'VE SEEN IT OVER 150 TIMES.
>> Jimmy: I MEAN, I WORE ‐‐ I
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WORE THAT TAPE OUT
I WOULD WATCH IT EVERY SINGLE
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DAY, AT LEAST 20 TIMES A DAY
IT'S SO BRILLIANT.
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I WAS FREAKING OUT TO MEET YOU
>> YEAH.
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AND ‐‐ AND THEN AFTER THAT, WE
BECAME FRIENDS
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>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> RIGHT AWAY, I WAS STRUCK
397
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BY ‐‐ YOU HAD SUCH AN ACTUAL
AUTHENTICITY ABOUT YOUR
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00:20:01,138 --> 00:20:07,678
ENTHUSIASM TOWARD PEOPLE THAT
YOU ‐‐
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AND IT WAS VERY ‐‐
>> Jimmy: WELL, I LOVE YOU
400
00:20:13,350 --> 00:20:15,218
DO YOU MIND STICKING AROUND FOR
ANOTHER SEGMENT?
401
00:20:15,218 --> 00:20:19,790
IS THAT OKAY
>> YOU KNOW, I'M KIND OF JAMMED
402
00:20:19,790 --> 00:20:21,658
BUT SURE
LET ME CLEAR SOME ‐‐ LET ME
403
00:20:21,658 --> 00:20:23,627
CLEAR OUT MY SCHEDULE.
>> Jimmy: MORE WITH
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00:20:23,627 --> 00:20:25,162
MARTIN SHORT WHEN WE COME BACK,
EVERYBODY.
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00:20:25,162 --> 00:20:25,816
♪
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00:20:39,207 --> 00:20:44,923
>> Jimmy: HERE'S PART TWO OF MY
EIGHT‐PART CONVERSATION WITH
THE GREAT MARTIN SHORT
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00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:48,308
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT
YOUR NEW ‐‐ YOU HAVE A NEW SHOW
408
00:20:48,308 --> 00:20:50,852
WITH STEVE MARTIN?
>> I DO.
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00:20:50,852 --> 00:20:55,653
IT'S ON HULU
AND, YOU KNOW, WHAT HULU IS
410
00:20:55,653 --> 00:20:59,456
DOING, WHICH I THINK IS VERY
FUNNY, IS GOING AFTER THAT
411
00:20:59,456 --> 00:21:00,686
COVETED 70 TO 95‐YEAR‐OLD
DEMOGRAPHIC.
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00:21:00,686 --> 00:21:05,995
SO IT'S CALLED "ONLY MURDERS IN
THE BUILDING."
413
00:21:05,995 --> 00:21:08,063
AND THIS SHOW IS KIND OF LIKE
STEVE AT THE URINAL.
414
00:21:08,063 --> 00:21:13,769
IT STREAMS FOR 42 MINUTES.
[ LAUGHTER ]
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00:21:13,769 --> 00:21:14,904
>> Jimmy: MARTY, HAVE YOU
TALKED TO STEVE AT ALL DURING
416
00:21:14,904 --> 00:21:18,674
THE PANDEMIC
>> WELL, I CERTAINLY TALKED TO
417
00:21:18,674 --> 00:21:20,943
HIM ON THE PHONE
I TRIED TO ZOOM WITH HIM, BUT
418
00:21:20,943 --> 00:21:23,045
HE TENDS TO STAND IN FRONT OF
A WHITE WALL, AND HE JUST
419
00:21:23,045 --> 00:21:25,681
BLENDS IN.
SO THERE'S A SENSE OF, YOU
420
00:21:25,681 --> 00:21:29,285
KNOW, CHATTING WITH A GHOST.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S TOUGH
421
00:21:29,285 --> 00:21:31,020
YOU KNOW WHO IS ON OUR SHOW
TONIGHT BY THE WAY, IS
422
00:21:31,020 --> 00:21:34,857
RANDY NEWMAN
>> AH, RANDY NEWMAN.
423
00:21:34,857 --> 00:21:36,091
RANDY NEWMAN IS A GENIUS, AND
WAS THE COWRITER OF "THREE
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00:21:36,091 --> 00:21:41,297
AMIGOS."
>> Jimmy: YEAH
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00:21:41,297 --> 00:21:44,033
>> THE "THREE AMIGOS" SCRIPT
WAS WRITTEN BY STEVE MARTIN,
426
00:21:44,033 --> 00:21:47,203
LORNE MICHAELS, AND
RANDY NEWMAN
427
00:21:47,203 --> 00:21:49,405
AND RANDY, OF COURSE, WROTE ALL
THE SONGS.
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00:21:49,405 --> 00:21:51,807
>> Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER
GETTING THAT SCRIPT?
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00:21:51,807 --> 00:21:53,976
IS THAT THE FIRST TIME YOU MET
STEVE?
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00:21:53,976 --> 00:21:58,147
>> YES
UM ‐‐ I ‐‐ BEING CONSIDERED FOR
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00:21:58,147 --> 00:22:03,485
"THREE AMIGOS," YOU KNOW ‐
YOU KNOW, EVERYONE HAD, YOU
432
00:22:03,485 --> 00:22:06,789
KNOW, CARROT TOP HAD PASSED.
BELIEVE ME, I WASN'T THE FIRST
433
00:22:06,789 --> 00:22:08,123
CHOICE
BUT I REMEMBER GOING TO ‐‐ I'D
434
00:22:08,123 --> 00:22:10,593
NEVER MET STEVE.
AND IT WAS ‐‐ I HAD JUST
435
00:22:10,593 --> 00:22:13,662
FINISHED A YEAR AT "SNL" AS
CAST MEMBER.
436
00:22:13,662 --> 00:22:16,065
AND I HAD A ONE‐YEAR CONTRACT,
SO THAT'S ‐‐ I WAS NOW NO
437
00:22:16,065 --> 00:22:20,002
LONGER DOING THE SHOW.
AND IT WAS MAY 1985.
438
00:22:20,002 --> 00:22:26,442
AND I WENT TO HIS HOUSE.
HIS OLD HOUSE IN BEDFORD DRIVE,
439
00:22:26,442 --> 00:22:31,247
IN BEVERLY HILLS
AND ‐‐ BEAUTIFUL HOUSE
440
00:22:31,247 --> 00:22:32,414
BUT WHEN YOU WENT INSIDE YOU
COULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT YOU WERE
441
00:22:32,414 --> 00:22:36,118
SEEING
I MEAN IT WAS JUST ‐‐ BECAUSE
442
00:22:36,118 --> 00:22:38,487
OF THE ARTWORK
YOU KNOW, STEVE IS A MAJOR ART
443
00:22:38,487 --> 00:22:42,091
COLLECTOR.
>> Jimmy: YEAH
444
00:22:42,091 --> 00:22:44,960
>> AND YOU'D SEE A PICASSO
THERE, AND A HOPPER THERE.
445
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:46,262
AND I ‐‐ THE FIRST THING I SAID
TO STEVE WAS, "HOW DID YOU GET
446
00:22:46,262 --> 00:22:50,833
THIS RICH?
BECAUSE I'VE SEEN YOUR WORK.
447
00:22:50,833 --> 00:22:55,537
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND HE SAID TO ME, "CAN YOU TRY
448
00:22:55,537 --> 00:22:56,739
TO GET THE SCRIPT TO
MARTIN SHORT, PLEASE?"
449
00:22:56,739 --> 00:23:04,380
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S REALLY GOOD
450
00:23:04,380 --> 00:23:05,814
DO YOU REMEMBER WE WERE AT
STEVE'S HOUSE, WE WERE DOING A
451
00:23:05,814 --> 00:23:07,116
A BIT?
I FORGET ‐‐ I THINK HE WAS
452
00:23:07,116 --> 00:23:10,619
COMING ON THE SHOW OR
SOMETHING, SO WE DID A BIT
453
00:23:10,619 --> 00:23:11,854
WHERE WE PRETENDED I GOT REALLY
WASTED AT THE DINNER, I GOT IN
454
00:23:11,854 --> 00:23:16,625
A FIGHT?
>> YEAH.
455
00:23:16,625 --> 00:23:17,960
YEAH, AND THEN IT WAS ONE SHOT
OF YOU, LIKE, WITH YOUR SHIRT
456
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:20,996
UP, JUST SCREAMING AT PEOPLE
AND WE'RE LIKE THIS.
457
00:23:20,996 --> 00:23:22,197
AND THE LAST SHOT WAS YOU JUST
PASSED OUT RIGHT ON MY LAP
458
00:23:22,197 --> 00:23:27,002
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YES.
459
00:23:27,002 --> 00:23:29,538
SHIRTLESS AND PASSED OUT
IT WAS LIKE, YEAH, WE HAD FUN.
460
00:23:29,538 --> 00:23:30,606
I THINK THE BIT WAS LIKE,
"YEAH, WE HAD FUN TIME AT
461
00:23:30,606 --> 00:23:32,374
DINNER PARTY."
>> FUN TIME.
462
00:23:32,374 --> 00:23:34,443
I WENT TO STEVE MARTIN'S HOUSE,
I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT.
463
00:23:34,443 --> 00:23:35,878
>> Jimmy: HAD MANY FUN DINNERS
AND FUN NIGHTS OUT
464
00:23:35,878 --> 00:23:43,619
DO YOU REMEMBER GOING TO ORSO?
DID LORNE LEAVE?
465
00:23:43,619 --> 00:23:46,889
>> WE WENT TO ‐‐ YES, IT WAS
DINNER WITH JOHN ALEXANDER,
466
00:23:46,889 --> 00:23:50,826
LORNE MICHAELS, YOU AND ME
AND THEN LORNE, I GUESS HAD TO
467
00:23:50,826 --> 00:23:53,362
LEAVE TO GO BACK TO "SNL."
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH
468
00:23:53,362 --> 00:23:56,865
>> AND WE HAD THE MOST
HILARIOUS NIGHT.
469
00:23:56,865 --> 00:23:59,802
AND THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN
A COCKTAIL
470
00:23:59,802 --> 00:24:01,070
AND THEN AT ONE POINT, YOU AND
I WENT DOWNSTAIRS, WE WERE IN
471
00:24:01,070 --> 00:24:02,237
THE BATHROOM, AND THEN WE'RE
NOW IN THE HALLWAY DOWN BELOW
472
00:24:02,237 --> 00:24:04,606
AT ORSO.
AND WE'RE DOING DUELING
473
00:24:04,606 --> 00:24:08,444
ROBIN WILLIAMS
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT
474
00:24:08,444 --> 00:24:10,846
WE'RE DOING ‐‐
>> "OH, GET DOWN, MAN.
475
00:24:10,846 --> 00:24:12,715
>> Jimmy: YES, WE WERE BOTH ‐‐
>> AND WE WERE SO LOUD THE
476
00:24:12,715 --> 00:24:17,953
MAITRE D' LEANED OVER AND
SAID ‐‐ HE THOUGHT WE WERE
477
00:24:17,953 --> 00:24:20,456
HAVING A FIST FIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
478
00:24:20,456 --> 00:24:23,225
THAT WAS FUN
>> Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER GOING
479
00:24:23,225 --> 00:24:23,993
OUT WITH PAUL McCARTNEY AND
LORNE?
480
00:24:23,993 --> 00:24:28,897
>> OH, MY GOD, YEAH.
AND THEN WE ENDED UP IN THE
481
00:24:28,897 --> 00:24:34,003
POLO LOUNGE.
OH, YEAH
482
00:24:34,003 --> 00:24:36,205
>> Jimmy: YEAH, WE SANG A SONG
WITH THE PIANO
483
00:24:36,205 --> 00:24:39,375
>> WE SANG A SONG AT THE END
PAUL, PAUL FELT IT WAS ONE OF
484
00:24:39,375 --> 00:24:42,644
THE GREAT BOYS' NIGHT OUT.
>> Jimmy: IT WAS REALLY GOOD
485
00:24:42,644 --> 00:24:43,746
>> HE'S HAD SOME GOOD BOYS'
NIGHTS OUT
486
00:24:43,746 --> 00:24:45,481
YEAH
>> Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER
487
00:24:45,481 --> 00:24:47,583
WHO'S ‐‐ I'LL NEVER FORGET
THIS
488
00:24:47,583 --> 00:24:49,985
THE BEST BIT I'VE EVER SEEN.
WE WERE AT ‐‐ AH, I'LL SAY AN
489
00:24:49,985 --> 00:24:51,186
ITALIAN RESTAURANT, REALLY
DELICIOUS.
490
00:24:51,186 --> 00:24:54,990
I'M GOING TO FORGET NAME OF THE
RESTAURANT NOW
491
00:24:54,990 --> 00:24:58,193
>> WITH PAUL, YOU MEAN
>> Jimmy: YEAH
492
00:24:58,193 --> 00:24:59,862
>> ISN'T IT MEDEO'S?
>> Jimmy: MEDEO'S, THAT'S
493
00:24:59,862 --> 00:25:02,431
EXACTLY RIGHT.
SO WE WERE AT MEDEO'S.
494
00:25:02,431 --> 00:25:03,632
AND SO, WE'RE KIND OF IN THE
CORNER, AND WE GOT PAUL UP IN
495
00:25:03,632 --> 00:25:05,601
THROUGH, LIKE, A DIFFERENT
ENTRANCE
496
00:25:05,601 --> 00:25:09,538
HE CAME OUT THROUGH AN ELEVATOR
UNDERNEATH SO NO ONE SAW HIM
497
00:25:09,538 --> 00:25:11,940
AND SO HE'S KIND OF SITTING
THERE WITH LORNE IN THE BOOTH.
498
00:25:11,940 --> 00:25:14,543
AND IT'S PAUL McCARTNEY.
AND I'M THERE, AND I THINK
499
00:25:14,543 --> 00:25:18,080
LEE EASTMAN WAS THERE TOO,
HAVING DINNER WITH US.
500
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:22,217
AND SO WE'RE JUST BEING COOL
AND YOU COME INTO THE
501
00:25:22,217 --> 00:25:23,852
RESTAURANT
IT'S THE BEST MOVE I'VE EVER
502
00:25:23,852 --> 00:25:25,187
SEEN
AND YOU COME IN AND YOU GO,
503
00:25:25,187 --> 00:25:29,658
"PAUL, PAUL?
DO YOU SEE ME?
504
00:25:29,658 --> 00:25:31,126
PAUL
LORNE?
505
00:25:31,126 --> 00:25:33,395
LORNE!
PAUL McCARTNEY
506
00:25:33,395 --> 00:25:35,664
OVER HERE!
AH, GUYS, HI."
507
00:25:35,664 --> 00:25:37,533
AND YOU WERE BANGING THE TABLE
>> PRETENDING I COULDN'T SEE
508
00:25:37,533 --> 00:25:39,168
YOU.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
509
00:25:39,168 --> 00:25:40,035
>> Jimmy: IT'S A SMALL
RESTAURANT
510
00:25:40,035 --> 00:25:42,571
IT'S THE FUNNIEST BIT.
>> JIMMY
511
00:25:42,571 --> 00:25:45,407
LORNE?
PAUL
512
00:25:45,407 --> 00:25:48,444
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE TEN TABLES,
513
00:25:48,444 --> 00:25:49,778
YOU CAN SEE ‐‐
>> TEN TABLES, I KNOW.
514
00:25:49,778 --> 00:25:51,847
>> Jimmy: IT WAS SO WELL DONE,
MAN.
515
00:25:51,847 --> 00:25:54,959
MARTIN SHORT, I LOVE YOU BUDDY
I'M GONNA ‐‐
516
00:25:54,959 --> 00:25:56,581
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU.
BE SAFE.
517
00:25:56,581 --> 00:25:58,349
♪
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE
518
00:25:58,349 --> 00:25:59,417
CREATORS OF "SHERMAN'S
SHOWCASE," BASHIR SALAHUDDIN
519
00:25:59,417 --> 00:26:05,484
AND DIALLO RIDDLE.
COME ON BACK
520
00:26:19,303 --> 00:26:19,850
Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUYS ARE
521
00:26:19,850 --> 00:26:23,814
JUST CRUSHING IT RIGHT NOW
THEY ‐‐ I USED TO KNOW THEM AS
522
00:26:23,814 --> 00:26:26,783
WRITERS ON "LATE NIGHT."
THEY CAME UP WITH SOME OF OUR
523
00:26:26,783 --> 00:26:31,388
FAVORITE BITS, YOUR FAVORITE
BITS, LIKE "SLOW JAM THE NEWS,"
524
00:26:31,388 --> 00:26:34,758
"HISTORY OF RAP.
WE MISS THEM SO MUCH, BUT THEY
525
00:26:34,758 --> 00:26:36,426
ARE CRUSHING IT, MAN
THIS IS ‐‐ THIS THING, WAIT
526
00:26:36,426 --> 00:26:40,597
TILL YOU SEE THIS.
SO THEY'RE DOING "SHERMAN'S
527
00:26:40,597 --> 00:26:42,966
SHOWCASE: BLACK HISTORY MONTH
SPECTACULAR.
528
00:26:42,966 --> 00:26:45,135
IT'S GOING TO AIR THIS FRIDAY,
10:00 P. M. AMC
529
00:26:45,135 --> 00:26:48,605
HERE'S MY CATCH‐UP WITH
BASHIR SALAHUDDIN AND
DIALLO RIDDLE.
530
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:51,608
>> Jimmy: BASHIR AND DIALLO I'M
SO HAPPY TO HAVE YOU ON THE
531
00:26:51,608 --> 00:26:53,143
SHOW
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING
532
00:26:53,143 --> 00:26:54,978
ON
IT MEANS A LOT TO ME
533
00:26:54,978 --> 00:26:57,948
I APPRECIATE IT.
YOU LOOK GOOD, GUYS.
534
00:26:57,948 --> 00:26:59,916
>> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: HEY, BASHIR?
535
00:26:59,916 --> 00:27:03,387
>> YES
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE A BABY.
536
00:27:03,387 --> 00:27:05,922
>> I HAVE A ‐‐ I HAVE A LITTLE
BOY.
537
00:27:05,922 --> 00:27:09,960
ALI MICHEL, HE IS ‐‐
>> Jimmy: WHAT
538
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:13,163
>> HE'S SIX MONTHS
THERE HE IS.
539
00:27:13,163 --> 00:27:15,532
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
>> DUDE, I'M SO HAPPY TO BE
540
00:27:15,532 --> 00:27:18,035
PART OF THE DAD CREW
LET ME TELL YOU.
541
00:27:18,035 --> 00:27:20,671
MY ‐‐ ACTUALLY, MY
MOTHER‐IN‐LAW WAS HERE AND WE
542
00:27:20,671 --> 00:27:23,407
JUST HAD LIKE A LITTLE
PRE‐FATHER'S DAY BRUNCH IN MY
543
00:27:23,407 --> 00:27:26,043
BACKYARD
SO THAT WAS AWESOME.
544
00:27:26,043 --> 00:27:27,544
>> Jimmy: AHH.
>> IT WAS GOOD TO HAVE TO HAVE
545
00:27:27,544 --> 00:27:29,079
MY FIRST ‐
>> Jimmy: YOU FIRST FATHER'S
546
00:27:29,079 --> 00:27:30,714
DAY.
>> FIRST FATHER'S DAY BRUNCH
547
00:27:30,714 --> 00:27:31,715
YEAH
IT WAS COOL.
548
00:27:31,715 --> 00:27:33,350
I FELT SO WEIRD SITTING THERE
NOT DOING ANYTHING
549
00:27:33,350 --> 00:27:34,885
I WAS LIKE, "I FEEL LIKE I
SHOULD DO SOMETHING.
550
00:27:34,885 --> 00:27:36,186
BUT THEY WERE LIKE, NO
SIT DOWN
551
00:27:36,186 --> 00:27:37,954
YEAH, YEAH, IT'S ALL RIGHT
>> Jimmy: WE'RE GROWING UP MAN
552
00:27:37,954 --> 00:27:40,557
HEY, WITH EVERYTHING THAT'S
HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, HOW ARE
553
00:27:40,557 --> 00:27:44,394
YOU GUYS DEALING WITH BEING
FUNNY AND WRITING JOKES?
554
00:27:44,394 --> 00:27:47,497
IT'S KIND OF CHALLENGING
>> YOU KNOW, BASHIR AND I TALK
555
00:27:47,497 --> 00:27:49,733
ABOUT THAT A LOT
BECAUSE I THINK THAT IN SOME
556
00:27:49,733 --> 00:27:51,835
WEIRD WAY, WHAT WE DO HASN'T
CHANGED.
557
00:27:51,835 --> 00:27:54,671
LIKE WE'VE ALWAYS WRITTEN WHAT
WE THOUGHT WAS FUNNY AND, YOU
558
00:27:54,671 --> 00:27:57,507
KNOW, SORT OF SPOKE TO WHAT WE
THINK IS THE TRUTH
559
00:27:57,507 --> 00:27:59,476
AND SO THAT HASN'T REALLY
CHANGED.
560
00:27:59,476 --> 00:28:01,678
LIKE THE THINGS THAT THE WORLD
IS STRUGGLING WITH RIGHT NOW,
561
00:28:01,678 --> 00:28:04,381
THE PANDEMIC IS ‐‐ IS ITS OWN
BEAST, BUT AS FAR AS LIKE THE
562
00:28:04,381 --> 00:28:06,817
PROTESTS AND THE
DEMONSTRATIONS, LIKE, NONE OF
563
00:28:06,817 --> 00:28:09,419
THOSE THINGS ARE NEW
AND SO WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT
564
00:28:09,419 --> 00:28:13,457
THEM FOR A LONG TIME
SO WHEN PEOPLE SEE THE SPECIAL,
565
00:28:13,457 --> 00:28:16,093
WE'VE HAD A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY,
"OH HOW COULD YOU HAVE EVER
566
00:28:16,093 --> 00:28:18,528
PREDICTED THIS AND HOW COULD
HAVE PREDICTED THAT?
567
00:28:18,528 --> 00:28:21,598
THEY'VE BEEN ON OUR RADAR FOR
YEARS AND FOR MOST OF OUR
568
00:28:21,598 --> 00:28:23,633
LIVES.
SO IF ANYTHING THE WORLD IS
569
00:28:23,633 --> 00:28:27,137
OPENING UP TO A PERSPECTIVE
WE'VE HAD FOR A WHILE.
570
00:28:27,137 --> 00:28:30,507
>> YEAH, AND YOU KNOW OBVIOUSLY
LIKE A LOT OF ‐‐ I LISTEN TO MY
571
00:28:30,507 --> 00:28:35,345
WIFE AND I LISTEN TO MY FRIENDS
AND FAMILY AND I TAKE
572
00:28:35,345 --> 00:28:37,848
EVERYTHING THAT THEY SAY VERY
SERIOUSLY.
573
00:28:37,848 --> 00:28:41,451
AND I REALLY DO I FEEL BLESSED
THAT WE ARE GIFTED ENOUGH TO
574
00:28:41,451 --> 00:28:44,855
MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH WHEN WE DO
OUR WORK
575
00:28:44,855 --> 00:28:48,024
AND I FEEL IT'S REALLY NICE TO
BE ABLE TO GIFT THAT TO PEOPLE
576
00:28:48,024 --> 00:28:49,860
BECAUSE EVEN IF PEOPLE ARE
GOING THROUGH WHATEVER THEY'RE
577
00:28:49,860 --> 00:28:52,529
GOING THROUGH, I THINK PEOPLE
DO NEED THOSE BREAKS AND THOSE
578
00:28:52,529 --> 00:28:54,965
RESPITES
AND SO FOR US IT FEELS LIKE,
579
00:28:54,965 --> 00:28:56,166
GREAT, THIS IS A PERFECT TIME
TO TAKE WHAT GOD GAVE US AND
580
00:28:56,166 --> 00:28:58,835
CONTINUE TO USE THIS
AND THIS IS ACTUALLY MORE OF A
581
00:28:58,835 --> 00:29:01,138
A TIME TO USE IT
BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHOSE ‐‐
582
00:29:01,138 --> 00:29:02,239
YOU KNOW, WHOSE SUNSHINE ‐‐
WHOSE DAY YOU'RE GIVING
583
00:29:02,239 --> 00:29:06,376
A LITTLE SUNSHINE TO
AND I THINK THAT'S A WONDERFUL,
584
00:29:06,376 --> 00:29:08,879
WONDERFUL THING TO BE ABLE TO
DO
585
00:29:08,879 --> 00:29:10,313
SO I'M REALLY ‐‐ I FEEL VERY,
VERY HAPPY THAT I'M ABLE TO DO
586
00:29:10,313 --> 00:29:13,483
THE WORK WE DO, MAKING PEOPLE
FEEL GOOD.
587
00:29:13,483 --> 00:29:19,055
I THINK THAT'S VERY IMPORTANT.
>> I WAS GONNA SAY, JOHN LEGEND
588
00:29:19,055 --> 00:29:20,056
IS ONE OF THE EXECUTIVE
PRODUCERS OF "SHERMAN'S
589
00:29:20,056 --> 00:29:22,125
SHOWCASE."
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
590
00:29:22,125 --> 00:29:23,326
>> AND HE ALWAYS SAYS THAT IF
YOU HAVE A GIFT, IT'S YOUR
591
00:29:23,326 --> 00:29:24,528
OBLIGATION TO SHARE IT, BECAUSE
IT MIGHT BE THE THING TO GET
592
00:29:24,528 --> 00:29:27,397
SOMEBODY THROUGH SOME HARD
TIMES.
593
00:29:27,397 --> 00:29:29,766
AND I THINK, IN GENERAL, LIKE,
YOU KNOW, OUR CULTURE IS THAT
594
00:29:29,766 --> 00:29:30,967
WE WOULD, YOU KNOW, COME UP
WITH SOME AMAZING SONGS TO GET
595
00:29:30,967 --> 00:29:35,338
US THROUGH HARD TIMES.
WE COME UP WITH, YOU KNOW, SOME
596
00:29:35,338 --> 00:29:37,307
LEVITY AND SOME MOMENTS OF
LAUGHTER TO SORT OF RECHARGE
597
00:29:37,307 --> 00:29:41,311
OUR BATTERY.
BECAUSE THERE'S A LOT OF WORK
598
00:29:41,311 --> 00:29:42,512
THAT'S GOT TO GET DONE
SO THAT'S JUST A REALLY FANCY
599
00:29:42,512 --> 00:29:45,282
WAY OF SAYING THAT LIKE, WE
STILL WANT TO LAUGH.
600
00:29:45,282 --> 00:29:48,018
WE STILL WANT TO LOVE ‐‐ AND
LOVE EACH OTHER, AND THAT'S
601
00:29:48,018 --> 00:29:50,687
REALLY HOW WE CONTINUE TO WORK
EVEN WHEN THE NEWS IS
602
00:29:50,687 --> 00:29:54,691
RELENTLESS, THAT'S HOW YOU GOT
TO WORK.
603
00:29:54,691 --> 00:29:55,892
AND BY THE WAY, WE KIND OF
LEARNED IT FROM YOU AND WORKING
604
00:29:55,892 --> 00:29:58,795
AT "FALLON."
BECAUSE AT "FALLON," YOU KNOW,
605
00:29:58,795 --> 00:30:00,730
THERE WERE DAYS WHEN WE WOULD
COME IN AND THE NEWS WAS
606
00:30:00,730 --> 00:30:07,804
ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE.
>> YEAH.
607
00:30:07,804 --> 00:30:09,439
>> EVEN BACK THEN.
AND YOU JUST WERE LIKE, "WHAT
608
00:30:09,439 --> 00:30:10,774
ARE WE GONNA DO THE SHOW FOR?"
BUT WE KNOW THAT THE SHOW'S GOT
609
00:30:10,774 --> 00:30:12,108
TO GO ON, BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE
TURNING TO THE SHOW TO BRING
610
00:30:12,108 --> 00:30:14,778
SOME LIGHT IN THEIR LIVES.
>> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF GOOD
611
00:30:14,778 --> 00:30:20,817
MUSIC, I RECEIVED THIS IN THE
MAIL AND I FLIPPED OUT
612
00:30:20,817 --> 00:30:22,452
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH.
613
00:30:22,452 --> 00:30:25,188
>> Jimmy: FLIPPED OUT.
YOU GUYS KNOW HOW TO DO IT
614
00:30:25,188 --> 00:30:26,456
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOU GUYS, THIS IS SO
615
00:30:26,456 --> 00:30:29,025
SWEET.
[ LAUGHTER ]
616
00:30:29,025 --> 00:30:31,194
LOOK AT YOU.
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE, DUDE
617
00:30:31,194 --> 00:30:33,330
IT'S SO GREAT.
TALK TO ME ABOUT THE "SHERMAN'S
618
00:30:33,330 --> 00:30:34,731
SHOWCASE: BLACK HISTORY MONTH
SPECTACULAR.
619
00:30:34,731 --> 00:30:40,270
>> YES
>> Jimmy: IT WILL AIR THIS
620
00:30:40,270 --> 00:30:41,905
FRIDAY AT 10:00 P. M.
ON AMC
621
00:30:41,905 --> 00:30:42,906
WHAT'S THE STORY ABOUT THE
BLACK HISTORY MONTH
622
00:30:42,906 --> 00:30:46,076
SPECTACULAR?
>> WELL, I THINK, YOU KNOW, WE
623
00:30:46,076 --> 00:30:47,277
ALWAYS KNEW WE WANTED TO DO
A BLACK HISTORY MONTH EPISODE.
624
00:30:47,277 --> 00:30:52,515
AND AT THE TIME, WERE PREPARING
IT FOR FEBRUARY.
625
00:30:52,515 --> 00:30:56,353
AND THEN THE NETWORK SAID, "WE
DON'T HAVE SPACE ON THE
626
00:30:56,353 --> 00:31:00,090
SCHEDULE, HOW ABOUT IN JUNE?
AND THEN WE WERE LIKE, "IT'S
627
00:31:00,090 --> 00:31:02,692
CALLED BLACK HISTORY MONTH
SPECTACULAR.
628
00:31:02,692 --> 00:31:06,563
YOU CAN'T PUT IT IN JUNE, IT'S
SUPPOSED TO BE IN FEBRUARY."
629
00:31:06,563 --> 00:31:09,599
AND THEN, WE THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
AND WE WERE LIKE, ACTUALLY,
630
00:31:09,599 --> 00:31:11,368
THAT'S KIND OF FUNNY
SO WHY DON'T WE CALL IT THE
631
00:31:11,368 --> 00:31:12,402
"BLACK HISTORY MONTH
SPECTACULAR, DOT, DOT, DOT ‐‐
632
00:31:12,402 --> 00:31:15,272
IN JUNE.
LIKE WE THOUGHT THAT'D BE SO
633
00:31:15,272 --> 00:31:16,973
FUNNY.
THEN EVERYTHING HAPPENED WITH
634
00:31:16,973 --> 00:31:18,174
EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD, AND WE
WERE LIKE, "WOW, WE KIND OF
635
00:31:18,174 --> 00:31:19,309
NEED IT NOW IN JUNE MORE THAN
WE MIGHT HAVE NEEDED IT IN
636
00:31:19,309 --> 00:31:27,083
FEBRUARY
SO WE'RE ACTUALLY ‐‐ IT'S WEIRD
637
00:31:27,083 --> 00:31:32,923
HOW IT WORKED OUT THAT WAY
>> Jimmy: DOES YOUR NEPHEW ‐‐
638
00:31:32,923 --> 00:31:34,057
YOU SAY YOUR NEPHEW IS THAT WHO
DOES THE ANIMATION
639
00:31:34,057 --> 00:31:35,759
>> MY NEPHEW, SENG
HIS NAME IS SENG RIDDLE, SENG
640
00:31:35,759 --> 00:31:37,994
WITH AN "E."
AND HE DOES ALL THE ANIMATION.
641
00:31:37,994 --> 00:31:39,329
>> Jimmy: HE DIDN'T DO THE
CHARLIE BROWN ANIMATION, DID
642
00:31:39,329 --> 00:31:41,531
HE
>> OH, HE DID.
643
00:31:41,531 --> 00:31:43,199
>> HE DID.
>> Jimmy: HE KNOCKED IT OUT OF
644
00:31:43,199 --> 00:31:47,837
THE PARK, IT'S GREAT
IT'S A HOME RUN.
645
00:31:47,837 --> 00:31:49,039
>> WE WANTED TO DO WHAT "A
CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS" WAS
646
00:31:49,039 --> 00:31:50,240
FOR CHRISTMAS, WE WANTED TO DO
FOR BLACK HISTORY.
647
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:56,913
AND WE WERE LIKE, WHO BETTER TO
BE THE PEANUTS GANG THAN THE
648
00:31:56,913 --> 00:32:01,184
ROOTS?
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
649
00:32:01,184 --> 00:32:02,285
>> Jimmy: IT'S SO PERFECT, I
WANT TO SHOW A CLIP.
650
00:32:02,285 --> 00:32:06,323
HERE'S A CLIP OF "SHERMAN'S
SHOWCASE: BLACK HISTORY MONTH
SPECTACULAR.
651
00:32:07,524 --> 00:32:10,694
>> HISTORIAN ‐‐ WHO EVERYONE
WILL KNOW BETTER ONCE HE'S
652
00:32:10,694 --> 00:32:11,828
PLAYED BY CHADWICK BOSEMAN,
DECLARED THE SECOND WEEK IN
653
00:32:11,828 --> 00:32:17,033
FEBRUARY TO BE NEGRO HISTORY
WEEK
654
00:32:17,033 --> 00:32:19,102
IN CORRESPONDANCE WITH
BIRTHDAYS OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN
655
00:32:19,102 --> 00:32:22,505
AND THE ABOLITIONIST
FREDRICK DOUGLASS.
656
00:32:22,505 --> 00:32:23,707
IT WAS A TIME TO CELEBRATE OUR
HERITAGE AND SAVE ON
657
00:32:23,707 --> 00:32:27,344
MATTRESSES
OVER TIME, THE WEEK BECAME A
658
00:32:27,344 --> 00:32:30,146
A MONTH, AND WAS OFFICIALLY
RECOGNIZED IN 1976 BY PRESIDENT
659
00:32:30,146 --> 00:32:35,518
GERALD FORD.
DAMN, WHO KNEW PRESIDENT FORD
660
00:32:35,518 --> 00:32:38,888
DID ANYTHING
>> I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD DO
661
00:32:38,888 --> 00:32:42,826
SOMETHING TO HONOR BLACK
HISTORY MONTH, LIKE GET A TREE
662
00:32:42,826 --> 00:32:50,800
>> WE GOT PLENTY OF TREES.
♪
663
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:51,901
>> Jimmy: THIS SHOW IS
EVERYTHING THAT YOU GUYS HAVE
664
00:32:51,901 --> 00:32:55,939
BEEN DOING ALL INTO ONE HOUR
SPECIAL.
665
00:32:55,939 --> 00:32:57,907
THIS IS LIKE THE BEST OF, BUT
IT'S ALL BRAND NEW STUFF
666
00:32:57,907 --> 00:32:59,676
YOU GUYS, CONGRATS ON THIS
STUFF.
667
00:32:59,676 --> 00:33:00,744
THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS
THAT'S COMING OUT.
668
00:33:00,744 --> 00:33:05,015
IT'S OUT THIS FRIDAY
WANT EVERYONE TO CHECK IT OUT.
669
00:33:05,015 --> 00:33:06,783
>> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: AT AMC, 10:00 P. M.
670
00:33:06,783 --> 00:33:07,917
I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU GUYS A
A LITTLE BIT MORE, CAN YOU
671
00:33:07,917 --> 00:33:10,387
STICK AROUND
>> SOUNDS GOOD
672
00:33:10,387 --> 00:33:11,921
>> ABSOLUTELY.
>> Jimmy: THANKS GUYS.
673
00:33:11,921 --> 00:33:13,656
♪
MORE WITH BASHIR AND ‐‐ I WAS
674
00:33:13,656 --> 00:33:18,361
GOING TO SAY BASHIR AND DIALLO
THEY'RE A COMEDY TEAM.
675
00:33:18,361 --> 00:33:20,463
BUT I KNOW THEM.
BUT ANYWAYS, BASHIR SALAHUDDIN
676
00:33:20,463 --> 00:33:21,736
AND DIALLO RIDDLE WHEN WE COME
BACK
677
00:33:38,665 --> 00:33:39,891
♪
>> Jimmy: HERE'S MORE OF MY
678
00:33:39,891 --> 00:33:42,341
CONVERSATION WITH
BASHIR SALAHUDDIN AND
DIALLO RIDDLE.
679
00:33:43,109 --> 00:33:46,968
>> Jimmy: ALRIGHT, WE'RE BACK.
BASHIR, DIALLO, WE'RE TALKING
680
00:33:46,968 --> 00:33:49,504
ABOUT ALL THE SPECIAL GUEST
STARS ‐‐
681
00:33:49,504 --> 00:33:52,006
>> OH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: ON YOUR SPECTACULAR.
682
00:33:52,006 --> 00:33:53,575
I MEAN ‐‐ SO YOU HAVE
QUESTLOVE, TARIQ
683
00:33:53,575 --> 00:33:56,077
YOU GOT ‐‐ WHO ELSE?
>> OH, MAN, WE'VE GOT ‐‐ WE'VE
684
00:33:56,077 --> 00:33:57,579
GOT ‐‐ OBVIOUSLY, WE GOT
JOHN LEGEND.
685
00:33:57,579 --> 00:34:02,383
WE GOT TERRENCE J.
WE HAVE LIL REL.
686
00:34:02,383 --> 00:34:04,352
WE HAVE THE TOMS FROM
"VANDERPUMP RULES.
687
00:34:04,352 --> 00:34:05,453
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> TOM SCHWARTZ AND
688
00:34:05,453 --> 00:34:06,855
TOM SANDOVAL
>> Jimmy: NO WAY
689
00:34:06,855 --> 00:34:08,289
YOU GOT THE TOMS
>> WE GOT THE TOMS
690
00:34:08,289 --> 00:34:10,024
>> WE GOT THE TOMS
[ LAUGHTER ]
691
00:34:10,024 --> 00:34:12,760
>> Jimmy: HOW ARE THEY
>> THEY WERE REALLY NICE, MAN.
692
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:13,862
AND THEY HAD A REALLY GOOD
TIME
693
00:34:13,862 --> 00:34:15,630
AND THOSE GUYS WERE, LIKE, GAME
TO HAVE FUN.
694
00:34:15,630 --> 00:34:17,899
YOU KNOW, IT'S ALWAYS COOL WHEN
SOMEBODY SHOWS UP AND THEY JUST
695
00:34:17,899 --> 00:34:19,534
WANNA ‐‐ THEY GOT THE JOKE
IMMEDIATELY AND THEY JUST WANT
696
00:34:19,534 --> 00:34:20,768
TO HAVE FUN.
>> YEAH.
697
00:34:20,768 --> 00:34:22,070
>> SO THAT WAS ‐
>> OH, MY GOD.
698
00:34:22,070 --> 00:34:23,271
MARIO VAN PEEBLES COMES
THROUGH ‐‐
699
00:34:23,271 --> 00:34:24,572
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> AND DOES SOMETHING THAT I ‐‐
700
00:34:24,572 --> 00:34:25,907
HONESTLY, IF YOU HAVE EVER SEEN
THE MOVIE "NEW JACK CITY," YOU
701
00:34:25,907 --> 00:34:28,209
DO NOT WANT TO MISS
MARIO VAN PEEPLES ON THE "BLACK
702
00:34:28,209 --> 00:34:31,146
HISTORY MONTH SPECTACULAR.
>> YEAH.
703
00:34:31,146 --> 00:34:32,547
>> IT'S KIND OF AMAZING.
>> Jimmy: SONNY SPOON!
704
00:34:32,547 --> 00:34:36,050
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S RIGHT
705
00:34:36,050 --> 00:34:38,453
>> Jimmy: REMEMBER THAT?
>> YEAH, I REMEMBER THAT
706
00:34:38,453 --> 00:34:40,221
>> Jimmy: "SHERMAN'S SHOWCASE:
BLACK HISTORY MONTH
707
00:34:40,221 --> 00:34:42,957
SPECTACULAR," THIS FRIDAY,
10:00 P. M. ON AMC.
708
00:34:42,957 --> 00:34:47,195
I CAN'T WAIT FOR EVERYONE TO
SEE IT
709
00:34:47,195 --> 00:34:49,864
UH, SORRY.
GUYS, YOU ‐‐ YOU LOOK
710
00:34:49,864 --> 00:34:52,767
DIFFERENT.
>> OH, DIFFERENT
711
00:34:52,767 --> 00:34:55,503
I MEAN, YOU NOTICED?
>> OH, YEAH.
712
00:34:55,503 --> 00:34:56,838
>> YOU NOTICED THAT?
>> YEAH.
713
00:34:56,838 --> 00:34:58,139
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH, THIS IS ‐
714
00:34:58,139 --> 00:34:59,841
>> WE JUST DECIDED TO WEAR SOME
KENTE CLOTH.
715
00:34:59,841 --> 00:35:01,242
>> LITTLE KENTE.
>> Jimmy: LOOKS GOOD
716
00:35:01,242 --> 00:35:02,310
LOOKS GOOD
>> YEAH.
717
00:35:02,310 --> 00:35:04,179
>> YEAH.
>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH
718
00:35:04,179 --> 00:35:06,014
>> YOU KNOW, LIKE EVERYTHING
ELSE, KENTE CLOTH COMES FROM
719
00:35:06,014 --> 00:35:07,649
AFRICA
WEST AFRICA, SPECIFICALLY.
720
00:35:07,649 --> 00:35:08,750
>> EVERYTHING COMES FROM
AFRICA
721
00:35:08,750 --> 00:35:10,285
THAT'S RIGHT
YOU KNOW ‐‐ AND A LOT OF PEOPLE
722
00:35:10,285 --> 00:35:13,454
DON'T KNOW THIS, BUT AT
GRADUATION TIME, WHETHER IT BE
723
00:35:13,454 --> 00:35:16,491
HIGH SCHOOL, MIDDLE SCHOOL,
COLLEGE, GRAD SCHOOL, A LOT OF
724
00:35:16,491 --> 00:35:20,428
BLACK KIDS ‐‐ BLACK AMERICAN
KIDS WILL ACTUALLY WEAR KENTE
725
00:35:20,428 --> 00:35:22,630
STOLES OVER THEIR GRADUATION
ROBES.
726
00:35:22,630 --> 00:35:26,000
>> YES, KENTE CLOTH IS THE ‐‐
IS AT THE CENTER OF A UNIQUELY
727
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,769
AFRICAN‐AMERICAN TRADITION
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
728
00:35:27,769 --> 00:35:29,070
GREW UP WITH IT.
THAT'S RIGHT
729
00:35:29,070 --> 00:35:31,272
AND, YOU KNOW, WE LOVE IT.
WE LOVE KENTE SO MUCH.
730
00:35:31,272 --> 00:35:34,342
WE THINK IT'S REALLY A GOOD
PART OF ANY LOOK YOU CAN HAVE.
731
00:35:34,342 --> 00:35:37,278
IN FACT, FOR THE SPECTACULAR,
WE MADE A MUSIC VIDEO ABOUT IT
732
00:35:37,278 --> 00:35:39,113
CALLED "ADD SOME KENTE."
AND IS IT COOL IF WE SHOW YOU
733
00:35:39,113 --> 00:35:40,648
A LITTLE SNEAK PEEK RIGHT NOW,
JIMMY?
734
00:35:40,648 --> 00:35:42,517
>> Jimmy: ABSOLUTELY
>> ALL RIGHT
735
00:35:42,517 --> 00:35:43,518
>> Jimmy: HERE IS "ADD SOME
736
00:35:43,518 --> 00:35:46,754
KENTE" FROM THE "SHERMAN'S
SHOWCASE: BLACK HISTORY MONTH
SPECTACULAR.
737
00:35:47,555 --> 00:35:51,826
♪ ADD SOME KENT
TO YOUR TINS
738
00:35:51,826 --> 00:35:55,730
ADD SOME KENTE
TO YOUR RIMS ♪
739
00:35:55,730 --> 00:35:59,367
♪ ADD SOME KENT
TO YOUR JEAN
740
00:35:59,367 --> 00:36:03,504
ADD SOME KENTE
TO THE MARINES ♪
741
00:36:03,504 --> 00:36:07,375
♪ ADD SOME KENT
TO YOUR LAMBOS
742
00:36:07,375 --> 00:36:11,279
ADD SOME KENTE
TO RAMBO ♪
743
00:36:11,279 --> 00:36:12,814
♪
>> Jimmy: THAT IS AWESOME.
744
00:36:12,814 --> 00:36:14,449
I CAN'T BELIEVE ‐‐ I CAN'T
BELIEVE YOU DID THAT, LIKE,
745
00:36:14,449 --> 00:36:16,618
MONTHS AGO
BUT DIALLO, I SAW YOU IN THERE,
746
00:36:16,618 --> 00:36:19,254
MAN.
>> YEAH, IN THE GAS MASK
747
00:36:19,254 --> 00:36:21,222
>> Jimmy: IN THE GAS MASK.
>> THAT WAS A TOTAL
748
00:36:21,222 --> 00:36:22,624
COINCIDENCE.
WE SHOT THAT IN JANUARY.
749
00:36:22,624 --> 00:36:26,361
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> AND BASHIR ‐‐ MY SINGER IN
750
00:36:26,361 --> 00:36:28,963
THE VIDEO, THAT IS ‐‐ THAT'S
YOUR SISTER ZURI
751
00:36:28,963 --> 00:36:30,498
>> THAT'S TRUE
THAT'S RIGHT
752
00:36:30,498 --> 00:36:35,770
NOT ONLY IS THAT MY SISTER BUT
I ACTUALLY HAVE HER ACTUAL
753
00:36:35,770 --> 00:36:39,040
KENTE STOLE FROM SIU, BABY
LET'S GO SALUKIS
754
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:40,475
>> Jimmy: WHOA
>> SALUKIS
755
00:36:40,475 --> 00:36:42,010
>> Jimmy: WOW, THAT IS A
A KEEPSAKE RIGHT THERE
756
00:36:42,010 --> 00:36:43,111
>> YEAH, YEAH.
YEP.
757
00:36:43,111 --> 00:36:44,946
AND I SAW HER GRADUATE AND I
HAD TWO THOUGHTS
758
00:36:44,946 --> 00:36:46,681
I SAID, "NUMBER ONE, HOW
BEAUTIFUL.
759
00:36:46,681 --> 00:36:48,216
NUMBER TWO, I SEE A BUSINESS
OPPORTUNITY HERE."
760
00:36:48,216 --> 00:36:50,084
>> YEAH.
BASHIR CALLED ME IMMEDIATELY
761
00:36:50,084 --> 00:36:53,121
AND HE SAW DOLLAR SIGNS.
SO HE HAD A GUY WHO COULD GET
762
00:36:53,121 --> 00:36:55,223
US KENTE CLOTH WHOLESALE
>> I GOT A KENTE GUY
763
00:36:55,223 --> 00:36:57,058
YOU KNOW, WE'RE GOING TO MAKE
QUICK BUCK EVERY YEAR, MILLIONS
764
00:36:57,058 --> 00:36:58,726
OF KIDS GRADUATE
I SAW DOLLAR SIGNS
765
00:36:58,726 --> 00:36:59,927
I WAS LIKE, "THIS IS GOING TO
WORK OUT."
766
00:36:59,927 --> 00:37:01,562
>> Jimmy: YEAH
UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH, NOT
767
00:37:01,562 --> 00:37:04,532
REALLY THIS YEAR
>> NO, NO, NOT AT ALL.
768
00:37:04,532 --> 00:37:06,034
>> YEAH, WE'VE GOT TONS OF
OVERSTOCK, JIMMY
769
00:37:06,034 --> 00:37:08,136
>> NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU'RE GOING
TO BE IN A MARKET CORRECTION
770
00:37:08,136 --> 00:37:09,871
HERE WE ARE.
>> Jimmy: HERE WE ARE.
771
00:37:09,871 --> 00:37:11,639
GUYS, "SHERMAN'S SHOWCASE:
BLACK HISTORY MONTH
772
00:37:11,639 --> 00:37:16,344
SPECTACULAR" AIRS ON AMC
10:00 P. M., JUNE 19th.
773
00:37:16,344 --> 00:37:18,613
MY THANKS TO BASHIR SALAHUDDIN
AND DIALLO RIDDLE.
774
00:37:18,613 --> 00:37:20,815
MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE
COME BACK.
775
00:37:20,815 --> 00:37:22,216
I LOVE YOU DUDES
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH
776
00:37:22,216 --> 00:37:25,053
>> THANKS, JIMMY
>> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO BASHIR
777
00:37:25,053 --> 00:37:26,487
AND DIALLO
I LOVE THOSE GUYS.
778
00:37:26,487 --> 00:37:27,822
I'M SO ‐‐ I JUST LOVE THEM SO
MUCH
779
00:37:27,822 --> 00:37:29,757
MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE
COME BACK.
780
00:37:29,757 --> 00:37:30,569
THE ONE AND ONLY RANDY NEWMAN.
♪
781
00:37:46,443 --> 00:37:51,642
♪
>> Jimmy: PERFORMING THE SONG
782
00:37:51,642 --> 00:37:57,948
"MR. PRESIDENT" FROM HIS
1974 ALBUM "GOOD OLD BOYS",
HERE IS RANDY NEWMAN
783
00:37:57,948 --> 00:38:05,591
IT'S GOOD TO BE HERE AS ALWAYS
THIS IS A SONG I WROTE BACK IN
784
00:38:05,591 --> 00:38:07,760
THE PLEISTOCENE ERA.
IT'S BECOME RELEVANT AGAIN
785
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:16,201
SO ‐
♪
786
00:38:16,201 --> 00:38:19,838
♪ WE'VE TAKEN
ALL YOU'VE GIVEN
787
00:38:19,838 --> 00:38:23,409
IT'S GETTIN' HAR
TO MAKE A LIVIN' ♪
788
00:38:23,409 --> 00:38:26,445
♪ MR. PRESIDENT
HAVE PITY ON
789
00:38:26,445 --> 00:38:33,252
THE WORKING MAN ♪
♪ WE AIN'T ASKING
790
00:38:33,252 --> 00:38:37,056
YOU TO LOVE US
YOU MAY PLACE YOURSELF
791
00:38:37,056 --> 00:38:41,327
HIGH ABOVE US ♪
♪ MR. PRESIDENT
792
00:38:41,327 --> 00:38:47,900
HAVE PITY ON
THE WORKING MAN ♪
793
00:38:47,900 --> 00:38:52,838
♪ I KNOW IT MAY SOUND FUNNY
BUT PEOPLE EVERYWHER
794
00:38:52,838 --> 00:38:55,741
WHERE ARE RUNNIN
OUT OF MONEY ♪
795
00:38:55,741 --> 00:39:03,615
♪ WE JUST CAN'T MAKE IT
BY OURSELF
796
00:39:03,615 --> 00:39:07,152
IT IS COLD AND
THE WIND IS BLOWING ♪
797
00:39:07,152 --> 00:39:10,856
♪ WE NEED SOMETHING
TO KEEP US GON
798
00:39:10,856 --> 00:39:14,660
MR. PRESIDENT ♪
♪ HAVE PITY O
799
00:39:14,660 --> 00:39:19,031
THE WORKING MAN ♪
♪
800
00:39:19,031 --> 00:39:29,007
♪
♪
801
00:39:29,007 --> 00:39:38,951
♪
♪
802
00:39:38,951 --> 00:39:43,422
♪ MAYBE YOU'RE CHEATIN'
MAYBE YOU'RE LYIN'
803
00:39:43,422 --> 00:39:46,592
MAYBE YOU HAVE
LOST YOUR MIND ♪
804
00:39:46,592 --> 00:39:54,133
♪ MAYBE YOU ONL
THINK ABOUT YOURSELF
805
00:39:54,133 --> 00:39:58,170
TOO LATE TO RU
TOO LATE TO HIDE NOW ♪
806
00:39:58,170 --> 00:40:01,373
♪ THE TIME HAS COME FOR U
TO SAY GOOD‐BYE NO
807
00:40:01,373 --> 00:40:03,742
MR. PRESIDENT ♪
♪ HAVE PITY O
808
00:40:03,742 --> 00:40:13,252
THE WORKING MAN ♪
♪
809
00:40:13,252 --> 00:40:17,289
>> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
810
00:40:17,289 --> 00:40:19,391
WATCHING, EVERYBODY.
PLEASE, WASH YOUR HANDS.
811
00:40:19,391 --> 00:40:21,894
DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE.
[ BELLS RINGING
812
00:40:21,894 --> 00:40:23,429
STAY SAFE.
OH, THANK YOU, FRANNIE
813
00:40:23,429 --> 00:40:24,830
♪ JINGLE BELL
JINGLE BELLS
814
00:40:24,830 --> 00:40:26,799
JINGLE ALL THE WAY ♪
>> Jimmy: AND HAVE A GREAT
815
00:40:26,799 --> 00:40:28,567
WEEK
[ BELLS RINGING
816
00:40:28,567 --> 00:40:30,636
NOT TIME FOR JINGLE BELLS.
IT'S NOT TIME FOR JINGLE BELLS
817
00:40:30,636 --> 00:40:36,108
[ LAUGHTER ]
ANYWAYS, ENJOY ‐‐ WHAT A GREAT,
818
00:40:36,108 --> 00:40:43,649
FUN WEEK WE HAVE AHEAD OF US
[ SCREAMS
819
00:40:43,649 --> 00:40:47,149
>> BYE BYE
[ LAUGHTER ]
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