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Tonight...

BOTH: # Two hearts that
beat as one... #

BOTH: # Two hearts that
beat as one... #

BOTH: # Two hearts that
beat as one... #

This programme contains
strong language.

This programme contains
strong language.

Hello and welcome to
Big Brother Best Shows Ever,

Hello and welcome to
Big Brother Best Shows Ever,

Hello and welcome to
Big Brother Best Shows Ever,

with me Ryland, and the icon,
the big mother herself,

with me Ryland, and the icon,
the big mother herself,

with me Ryland, and the icon,
the big mother herself,

Miss Davina McCall.

No, we were set to such a hard task.

No, we were set to such a hard task.

But it's a task we both loved.

We had to pick our favourite
episodes of Big Brother

We had to pick our favourite
episodes of Big Brother

from 2000 to 2010.

from 2000 to 2010.

And Davina, it was a lot
more difficult than I thought

And Davina, it was a lot
more difficult than I thought

it was going to be. Erm, I mean,
it's very, very tough to choose

it was going to be. Erm, I mean,
it's very, very tough to choose

it was going to be. Erm, I mean,
it's very, very tough to choose

and I know that we really struggled.

But we have tried to choose
whole episodes that are amazing,

But we have tried to choose
whole episodes that are amazing,

not just those episodes
where one classic thing happened.

not just those episodes
where one classic thing happened.

And literally every episode
is like that, I think.

And literally every episode
is like that, I think.

There's not one episode where
something genius didn't happen.

There's not one episode where
something genius didn't happen.

So, this particular ep I loved.

So, this particular ep I loved.

I think the task was
the thing that made it.

I think the task was
the thing that made it.

And it's the one with
Verne Troyer, Coolio, Ulrika...

And it's the one with
Verne Troyer, Coolio, Ulrika...

And it's the one with
Verne Troyer, Coolio, Ulrika...

..erm, and the task was

..erm, and the task was

to do something to show
that you are famous. Yeah.

to do something to show
that you are famous. Yeah.

to do something to show
that you are famous. Yeah.

Celebrity press pack type thing?
Yeah.

Celebrity press pack type thing?
Yeah.

We are literally throwing this back
to 2009,

We are literally throwing this back
to 2009,

Celebrity Big Brother Six. Do you
have any memories of launch night?

Celebrity Big Brother Six. Do you
have any memories of launch night?

I do remember thinking
that it was the weirdest,

I do remember thinking
that it was the weirdest,

most eclectic bunch of people.
Like, so out there.

most eclectic bunch of people.
Like, so out there.

most eclectic bunch of people.
Like, so out there.

Erm, it's hard to...

Erm, it's hard to...

..find people in that house
who weren't epic housemates.

..find people in that house
who weren't epic housemates.

..find people in that house
who weren't epic housemates.

It was so good, but I just remember,
I think it was bang, bang,

It was so good, but I just remember,
I think it was bang, bang,

It was so good, but I just remember,
I think it was bang, bang,

one after the other...
Ulrika was someone who -

one after the other...
Ulrika was someone who -

I'd always thought of her
as more of a man's woman.

I'd always thought of her
as more of a man's woman.

Like, I don't know why,

but I saw such a different side
to Ulrika on Big Brother.

but I saw such a different side
to Ulrika on Big Brother.

And I think this is why
I love Big Brother so much.

And I think this is why
I love Big Brother so much.

Mm. That celebrities can go in
and you will have - you know,

Mm. That celebrities can go in
and you will have - you know,

Mm. That celebrities can go in
and you will have - you know,

you have a preconceived idea
about a celebrity.

you have a preconceived idea
about a celebrity.

You don't have
that on the normal ones. No.

You don't have
that on the normal ones. No.

And I had a picture
of Ulrika in my head

and she just smashed
every kind of preconception

and she just smashed
every kind of preconception

I had about her,
and I really thought she was

I had about her,
and I really thought she was

so brilliant in this. Davina? Yes.

so brilliant in this. Davina? Yes.

Shall we go back to 2009?
Yes. Let's do it.

Shall we go back to 2009?
Yes. Let's do it.

Shall we go back to 2009?
Yes. Let's do it.

Day six, 12:27pm.

Day six, 12:27pm.

Day six, 12:27pm.

Some of the housemates
are at the sofas.

Some of the housemates
are at the sofas.

Last night Big Brother
revealed to the housemates

Last night Big Brother
revealed to the housemates

that head of house Terry
had secretly nominated

that head of house Terry
had secretly nominated

Ben, Lucy and Ulrika.

Ben, Lucy and Ulrika.

The remaining housemates voted
to save Ben from the public vote.

The remaining housemates voted
to save Ben from the public vote.

The remaining housemates voted
to save Ben from the public vote.

Therefore, Ulrika and Lucy
face eviction on Friday.

Therefore, Ulrika and Lucy
face eviction on Friday.

Therefore, Ulrika and Lucy
face eviction on Friday.

Do you know what was really sad?

Do you know what was really sad?

I won...
And still to this day I believe,

I won...
And still to this day I believe,

I won loads of medals for
running races and football trophies

I won loads of medals for
running races and football trophies

I won loads of medals for
running races and football trophies

and all that kind of stuff.
Oh, really? And I had them all

and all that kind of stuff.
Oh, really? And I had them all

- this was when I was a kid -
and I had them all over the thing.

- this was when I was a kid -
and I had them all over the thing.

And my mum told me the other day

that I didn't actually
win any of them.

that I didn't actually
win any of them.

I didn't win them, but she
bought me the trophies anyway!

I didn't win them, but she
bought me the trophies anyway!

Oh! So for years I've been thinking,
yeah, I've been awesome at football,

Oh! So for years I've been thinking,
yeah, I've been awesome at football,

a really fast runner.
And she bought them for you?

a really fast runner.
And she bought them for you?

Yeah, cos she said that,
she said that it was the effort

Yeah, cos she said that,
she said that it was the effort

and I probably should have won,
but, you know, all the other,

and I probably should have won,
but, you know, all the other,

and I probably should have won,
but, you know, all the other,

all the other kids...

So I used to go home
and win it anyway. Really? Yeah.

So I used to go home
and win it anyway. Really? Yeah.

So I used to go home
and win it anyway. Really? Yeah.

Lucy is in the diary room.

Lucy is in the diary room.

BIG BROTHER: Do you think
your housemates have been surprised

BIG BROTHER: Do you think
your housemates have been surprised

by you in any way?

Erm, probably.

I guess it all depends on...

I guess it all depends on...

..their ideas of what a Page 3
girl is going to be like.

..their ideas of what a Page 3
girl is going to be like.

..their ideas of what a Page 3
girl is going to be like.

I think people do, I think we
- which I do - we all stereotype

I think people do, I think we
- which I do - we all stereotype

I think people do, I think we
- which I do - we all stereotype

and stuff, but I think it's that
thing of kind of judging someone

and stuff, but I think it's that
thing of kind of judging someone

on their profession
and thinking that a profession

on their profession
and thinking that a profession

will define how people are.

will define how people are.

Things about other people
have surprised me.

Things about other people
have surprised me.

So, I might of, I'm not sure.

So, I might of, I'm not sure.

You'll have to ask them.

La Toya and Coolio
are at the dining table.

La Toya and Coolio
are at the dining table.

You like to dance, don't you?

You like to dance, don't you?

I can't really dance.

I just got my own moves.
Yes, you can. I got my own moves.

I just got my own moves.
Yes, you can. I got my own moves.

I know. No, but I notice the two,

the two young ones always
have to find the beat first.

the two young ones always
have to find the beat first.

They have to go like,
"OK, this is it",

instead of just coming natural
to you.

Ben don't really have rhythm,
the young guy.

Ben don't really have rhythm,
the young guy.

And I suppose he used to get his,

And I suppose he used to get his,

he used to pick up off
the other guys in his band. Mm.

he used to pick up off
the other guys in his band. Mm.

And they gave him his rhythm.
That's what Tito used to do.

And they gave him his rhythm.
That's what Tito used to do.

Just look around at the brothers
and go, "OK, this foot."

Just look around at the brothers
and go, "OK, this foot."

Oh, Tito didn't have it?

Oh, Tito didn't have it?

1:06pm.

1:06pm.

Ulrika and Terry are in the kitchen.

Ulrika and Terry are in the kitchen.

Let's get at the bread on.
Where is all the bread?

Let's get at the bread on.
Where is all the bread?

Erm, underneath there,
Bri... Erm, Brian.

Erm, underneath there,
Bri... Erm, Brian.

Oh, my God, I called you by
my husband's name. That's awful.

Oh, my God, I called you by
my husband's name. That's awful.

Thick. You're nothing like him.

Thick. You're nothing like him.

Do you want white? He's a doer!

Do you want white? He's a doer!

I'm a doer, too!

La Toya and Coolio are at the sofas.

La Toya and Coolio are at the sofas.

La Toya and Coolio are at the sofas.

That works well.

Could you close this?

# I'm in the mood for love

# I'm in the mood for love

# I'm in the mood for love

# Simply because you're near me... #

# Simply because you're near me... #

# Simply because you're near me... #

LA TOYA LAUGHS

# Funny but we're... #

# Funny but we're... #

You know a lot of songs,
which is really good.

You know a lot of songs,
which is really good.

I read a lot. I listen to a lot of
music. That's my life.

I read a lot. I listen to a lot of
music. That's my life.

Yeah, no, you're right.
Music is my life.

Yeah, no, you're right.
Music is my life.

Mutya and Tina are at the ashtray.

Mutya and Tina are at the ashtray.

Fucking Coolio sings
every five minutes.

Fucking Coolio sings
every five minutes.

Oh, my God, yeah. He does sing
a rap for everything.

Oh, my God, yeah. He does sing
a rap for everything.

Yeah. I've heard it, yeah.
I've had his rapping...

Yeah. I've heard it, yeah.
I've had his rapping...

I've heard his whole ten albums,
I think!

I've heard his whole ten albums,
I think!

Everyone of them over. Did he say
his best three songs was his own?

Everyone of them over. Did he say
his best three songs was his own?

Everyone of them over. Did he say
his best three songs was his own?

I don't know. I swear he said
three things songs that he chose.

I don't know. I swear he said
three things songs that he chose.

Oh, I don't know. From his albums!

Oh, I don't know. From his albums!

See, I remember, you know,

I mean, obviously,
Gangsta's Paradise was brilliant.

I mean, obviously,
Gangsta's Paradise was brilliant.

But I remember...

# Been spending most our life

# Living in a pastime paradise

# Living in a pastime paradise

# We've been spending
most our life... #

# We've been spending
most our life... #

Oh, is that what it is? It was
Stevie Wonder. Oh, really? Yeah.

Oh, is that what it is? It was
Stevie Wonder. Oh, really? Yeah.

See, I didn't know that.
# Dedication, segregation... #

See, I didn't know that.
# Dedication, segregation... #

See, I didn't know that.
# Dedication, segregation... #

I didn't know there was an original.

I had no idea. Yeah, it's
Stevie Wonder. Oh, OK.

I had no idea. Yeah, it's
Stevie Wonder. Oh, OK.

It's Stevie Wonder. There you go,
everybody.

It's Stevie Wonder. There you go,
everybody.

Something you learn new. Yeah.
I never knew.

Something you learn new. Yeah.
I never knew.

If you started talking to everybody,
everybody wants to hear you talk.

If you started talking to everybody,
everybody wants to hear you talk.

I wish I had your...

..your volume. You speak so loudly.

..your volume. You speak so loudly.

Start hanging out with me,
you get some volume.

Start hanging out with me,
you get some volume.

Start screaming and everything.
I'll let you borrow some.

Start screaming and everything.
I'll let you borrow some.

I already know when this is over,

I'm probably never going to see
you again, though.

I'm probably never going to see
you again, though.

Don't say that. Don't forget
up there, OK?

Don't say that. Don't forget
up there, OK?

I got you, I got you, mama.

I'm glad you're doing it,
cos this is the part I hate.

I'm glad you're doing it,
cos this is the part I hate.

I love to touch your hands,
so, you know, it's a thrill for me.

I love to touch your hands,
so, you know, it's a thrill for me.

I mean, if you want me to,
I'd rather do your toes, though.

I mean, if you want me to,
I'd rather do your toes, though.

Those are fine.

Those are fine.

No, those are fine.

I hope your boyfriend don't get mad
though. I don't have a boyfriend.

I hope your boyfriend don't get mad
though. I don't have a boyfriend.

I hope your boyfriend don't get mad
though. I don't have a boyfriend.

Oh, my... Oh, just keep going. Oh...

Oh, my... Oh, just keep going. Oh...

Being alone...

..alone is no way
to spend your life.

..alone is no way
to spend your life.

We got to start hanging out.

We got to start hanging out.

Even if we just be friends.

Even if we just be friends.

I'm getting older.
I don't like sleeping around.

I'm getting older.
I don't like sleeping around.

The way you talk,
I would never believe that.

The way you talk,
I would never believe that.

I don't like sleeping around,
so I got to have,

I don't like sleeping around,
so I got to have,

I got to have a girlfriend.

I got to have a girlfriend.

You know? I got to be with somebody.

You know? I got to be with somebody.

Aren't you afraid of catching
diseases? What did I just say?

Aren't you afraid of catching
diseases? What did I just say?

You're tired of...
I don't like sleeping around.

You're tired of...
I don't like sleeping around.

Yeah, but still you've
already done it.

Yeah, but still you've
already done it.

Back in the day.

So you could have a disease
and not know it, it's lying dormant.

So you could have a disease
and not know it, it's lying dormant.

Oh, hell no.
I got no goddamn disease!

LA TOYA LAUGHS

Please.
And I've always been careful.

Please.
And I've always been careful.

I mean, I got six kids, but they're
not by six different women, so...

I mean, I got six kids, but they're
not by six different women, so...

They're not? They're by
two different women?

They're not? They're by
two different women?

Four. Oh, four. OK.
And none of them have a disease.

Four. Oh, four. OK.
And none of them have a disease.

I like being in love. I like
having somebody to come home to.

I like being in love. I like
having somebody to come home to.

I bet. Yeah, I bet you're right.

I bet. Yeah, I bet you're right.

Don't you miss,
do you not miss that sometimes?

Don't you miss,
do you not miss that sometimes?

I want to ask you a question,
but I don't want to ask because...

I want to ask you a question,
but I don't want to ask because...

Spoon like...

Like, if you're... I don't want
people to think I don't know,

Like, if you're... I don't want
people to think I don't know,

but I... If you're laying this way
somebody's behind you.

but I... If you're laying this way
somebody's behind you.

Oh, that's what that means?
And they just hold you.

Oh, that's what that means?
And they just hold you.

Oh, like spoons nest in a drawer?
Yeah. OK.

The way spoons, yeah, nest.
In the drawer. OK.

Give me another one. Oh, OK.

Cos I heard you use that before,
and other people,

Cos I heard you use that before,
and other people,

and I said, "What does that mean?"

and I said, "What does that mean?"

HE MUMBLES

I mean, only on
Celebrity Big Brother

I mean, only on
Celebrity Big Brother

would we be seeing Coolio
doing La Toy...

would we be seeing Coolio
doing La Toy...

I know, she was like,
"Here are my nails", basically.

I know, she was like,
"Here are my nails", basically.

Oh, no, sorry. Sorry, babe.
Coolio's just finishing mine off.

Oh, no, sorry. Sorry, babe.
Coolio's just finishing mine off.

That's it.

That's it.

Oh, right, yeah.

Thank you, darling.
Yeah, he's really good.

Thank you, darling.
Yeah, he's really good.

And he was flirty,
flirty, dirty flirty, right?

And he was flirty,
flirty, dirty flirty, right?

And he was flirty,
flirty, dirty flirty, right?

Oh, my God, majorly. I mean, there
is only one reason... Wasn't he?

Oh, my God, majorly. I mean, there
is only one reason... Wasn't he?

..one reason why he had that nail
varnish in his hand, let's be fair.

..one reason why he had that nail
varnish in his hand, let's be fair.

That's the other thing that
I love about Celebrity Big Brother,

That's the other thing that
I love about Celebrity Big Brother,

seeing them do their stuff,

seeing them do their stuff,

their normal kind of daily routines.

their normal kind of daily routines.

Brushing teeth, one of
my favourite things of all time.

Brushing teeth, one of
my favourite things of all time.

It's just brilliant.
How does somebody brush their teeth?

It's just brilliant.
How does somebody brush their teeth?

Do they dribble everywhere?
Well, for me it takes a team.

Do they dribble everywhere?
Well, for me it takes a team.

It takes a team!

It takes a team!

Oh, but it's so worth it!

Oh, but it's so worth it!

There's no lights in this room!
Look at them, darling!

There's no lights in this room!
Look at them, darling!

It's actually my mouth.
Look at them.

It's actually my mouth.
Look at them.

Beautiful. It's a beautiful thing.

Beautiful. It's a beautiful thing.

Do not go anywhere, cos straight
after the break we are going

Do not go anywhere, cos straight
after the break we are going

to be reliving the rest
of Celebrity Big Brother Six.

to be reliving the rest
of Celebrity Big Brother Six.

Welcome back to Big Brother:
Best Shows Ever,

Welcome back to Big Brother:
Best Shows Ever,

and Rylan and I are showing you
Celebrity Big Brother 6

and Rylan and I are showing you
Celebrity Big Brother 6

and it is day six.

Big Brother has gathered
the housemates at the sofas

Big Brother has gathered
the housemates at the sofas

for this week's shopping task.

for this week's shopping task.

Do you know something? Problem is
I just...didn't want to use...

Do you know something? Problem is
I just...didn't want to use...

Shit! Oh, mind the egg!
Oi, watch the egg!

Didn't want to use that word.
You div. Eh?

Didn't want to use that word.
You div. Eh?

I didn't want to use that word.

Swingers. Oh, yeah, shit.

Swingers. Oh, yeah, shit.

Oh, for God's sake. It's like
a having a toddler.

Oh, for God's sake. It's like
a having a toddler.

Was he not getting attention? Yeah.

Was he not getting attention? Yeah.

TINA: OK, I have to read
the instructions to you

TINA: OK, I have to read
the instructions to you

for this week's shopping task.

for this week's shopping task.

"Housemates, for this week's
shopping task, housemates will

"Housemates, for this week's
shopping task, housemates will

"Housemates, for this week's
shopping task, housemates will

"replicate the lifestyles of
the rich and famous.

"replicate the lifestyles of
the rich and famous.

"The task will consist of five
separate challenges,

"The task will consist of five
separate challenges,

"each related to a different aspect
of modern-day celebrity culture.

"each related to a different aspect
of modern-day celebrity culture.

"each related to a different aspect
of modern-day celebrity culture.

"The group as a whole must fail
no more than two challenges

"The group as a whole must fail
no more than two challenges

"The group as a whole must fail
no more than two challenges

"in order to pass this week's
shopping task.

"in order to pass this week's
shopping task.

"Big Brother has allocated
the following roles

"Big Brother has allocated
the following roles

"to the following housemates...

"to the following housemates...

"Celebrity Couple. Ben and Michelle
must become a fake celebrity couple.

"Celebrity Couple. Ben and Michelle
must become a fake celebrity couple.

"Celebrity Couple. Ben and Michelle
must become a fake celebrity couple.

"Celebrity Couple. Ben and Michelle
must become a fake celebrity couple.

"Their challenge will test their
ability to work together as a team.

"Their challenge will test their
ability to work together as a team.

"Their challenge will test their
ability to work together as a team.

"Celebrity Cult. Mutya and Terry
must join a made-up celebrity cult.

"Celebrity Cult. Mutya and Terry
must join a made-up celebrity cult.

"Celebrity Cult. Mutya and Terry
must join a made-up celebrity cult.

"Celebrity Cult. Mutya and Terry
must join a made-up celebrity cult.

"Their challenge will test their
memory and their commitment

"Their challenge will test their
memory and their commitment

"to their new made-up faith.

"to their new made-up faith.

"Celebrity Reality Show. La Toya
and Tommy must star

"Celebrity Reality Show. La Toya
and Tommy must star

"Celebrity Reality Show. La Toya
and Tommy must star

"in a celebrity reality TV show,
where they must learn

"in a celebrity reality TV show,
where they must learn

"in a celebrity reality TV show,
where they must learn

"and perform an ice-skating routine.

"and perform an ice-skating routine.

"Celebrity Cover Version.

"Celebrity Cover Version.

"Ulrika and Verne must become
Diana Ross and Lionel Richie..."

"Ulrika and Verne must become
Diana Ross and Lionel Richie..."

"Ulrika and Verne must become
Diana Ross and Lionel Richie..."

THEY LAUGH

"..and learn and perform..."
Oh, brilliant.

"..and learn and perform..."
Oh, brilliant.

"..a cover version of their classic
duet, Endless Love."

"..a cover version of their classic
duet, Endless Love."

Oh, brilliant. VERNE:
I don't know this song.

"Coolio, Lucy and Tina must become
members of the paparazzi..."

"Coolio, Lucy and Tina must become
members of the paparazzi..."

"Coolio, Lucy and Tina must become
members of the paparazzi..."

Would we get a camera? "They must
stake out the gar..."

Would we get a camera? "They must
stake out the gar..."

Do we get a camera? Bastards.

Do we get a camera? Bastards.

"They must stake out the garden
for 24 hours..."

"They must stake out the garden
for 24 hours..."

HOUSEMATES LAUGH

Yeah, but we can see the garden
from here. "..and photograph

Yeah, but we can see the garden
from here. "..and photograph

"any appearances from non-housemate
celebrities." We get a camera!

"any appearances from non-housemate
celebrities." We get a camera!

"any appearances from non-housemate
celebrities." We get a camera!

"If housemates fail three or more
of the five challenges,

"If housemates fail three or more
of the five challenges,

"If housemates fail three or more
of the five challenges,

"they will fail this week's shopping
task and will receive

"they will fail this week's shopping
task and will receive

"a basic food budget."

COOLIO: We're going to fail
our task immediately

COOLIO: We're going to fail
our task immediately

because I'm not going to stake out
shit for no 24 hours

because I'm not going to stake out
shit for no 24 hours

and be outside.
TINA: Well, we'll have a laugh.

and be outside.
TINA: Well, we'll have a laugh.

You'll freeze to death. Yeah.
I'll smoke myself to death. Yeah.

You'll freeze to death. Yeah.
I'll smoke myself to death. Yeah.

Stay up all night like that.

OK, I'm staying up all night.
Hurrah. Fucking hell. Yeah.

OK, I'm staying up all night.
Hurrah. Fucking hell. Yeah.

TINA: Can somebody do me
a flask of brandy?

TINA: Can somebody do me
a flask of brandy?

All the housemates are in the luxury
bedroom. Big Brother has provided

All the housemates are in the luxury
bedroom. Big Brother has provided

All the housemates are in the luxury
bedroom. Big Brother has provided

the housemates with rehearsal
costumes for this week's

the housemates with rehearsal
costumes for this week's

Celebrity Lifestyle shopping task.

Celebrity Lifestyle shopping task.

For their part in the task,
Verne and Ulrika must become

For their part in the task,
Verne and Ulrika must become

Lionel Richie and Diana Ross,

Lionel Richie and Diana Ross,

and perform their hit single
Endless Love.

and perform their hit single
Endless Love.

# And love

# Oh, oh, love

# Oh, oh, love

# I'll be a fool

# I'll be a fool

# For you

# For you

# I'm sure... #

# I'm sure... #

TINA: Fucking hell.

# You know I don't mind

# You know I don't mind

# Oh, you don't mind, don't mind

# Oh, you don't mind, don't mind

# Cos you... #

# Cos you... #

Can they not hear themselves?

# You mean the world to me

# You mean the world to me

# You mean the world to me

# Oh

# I know
# I know

# I know
# I know

# I found
# I found

# I found
# I found

# You... #
Oh, shit.

We'll never get that bit. No.

# My endless love

# My endless love

# And I'll give it all to you

# And I'll give it all to you

# And I'll give it all to you

# My love
# My love

# My love
# My love

# My love

# My endless love. #

# My endless love. #

Everybody got out of here because
we're singing bad.

Everybody got out of here because
we're singing bad.

What did you say? Everybody left
because we're singing bad.

What did you say? Everybody left
because we're singing bad.

ULRIKA LAUGHS

Yeah. Oh, God.

Coolio, Tiny, Mutya and Terry
are at the ashtray.

Coolio, Tiny, Mutya and Terry
are at the ashtray.

Coolio, Tiny, Mutya and Terry
are at the ashtray.

As Chesney Hawkes' cult members,
Mutya and Terry must worship

As Chesney Hawkes' cult members,
Mutya and Terry must worship

As Chesney Hawkes' cult members,
Mutya and Terry must worship

at a shrine, and memorise as many
Chesney Hawkes facts as possible.

at a shrine, and memorise as many
Chesney Hawkes facts as possible.

at a shrine, and memorise as many
Chesney Hawkes facts as possible.

Bloody hell. There is no God.
There is only Chesney. I know.

Bloody hell. There is no God.
There is only Chesney. I know.

What would Chesney rather eat
than brown ice?

What would Chesney rather eat
than brown ice?

TINA: Wrong fucking bastard.

Oh, oh, oh... My arse?

Oh, oh, oh... My arse?

Pee? Yellow snow. Yellow snow,
that's it. Don't eat yellow snow.

Pee? Yellow snow. Yellow snow,
that's it. Don't eat yellow snow.

Pee? Yellow snow. Yellow snow,
that's it. Don't eat yellow snow.

Mutya, just keep answering.
Tina's arse.

Mutya, just keep answering.
Tina's arse.

Michelle and Ben must become
a fake celebrity couple.

Michelle and Ben must become
a fake celebrity couple.

Michelle and Ben must become
a fake celebrity couple.

Right, OK, so you're a raging
alcoholic and you just got

Right, OK, so you're a raging
alcoholic and you just got

kicked off your team, which you
bought yourself into. Yeah.

kicked off your team, which you
bought yourself into. Yeah.

Bognor United. Bognor United.

And I just can't... Even though,
like, I'm a gold digger,

And I just can't... Even though,
like, I'm a gold digger,

And I just can't... Even though,
like, I'm a gold digger,

I'm on the verge of leaving because
I can't handle the fact

I'm on the verge of leaving because
I can't handle the fact

that you keep drinking. Is this good
teamwork, though?

that you keep drinking. Is this good
teamwork, though?

But I'm hanging on there because
you've got money. OK, great.

But I'm hanging on there because
you've got money. OK, great.

And you're a plastic surgeon.
I got to keep buying you...

And you're a plastic surgeon.
I got to keep buying you...

And because I've had so much
plastic surgery,

And because I've had so much
plastic surgery,

you need to keep topping me up.
Otherwise, everything just falls

you need to keep topping me up.
Otherwise, everything just falls

to the floor. It'll fall off. OK.
Like, everything's just

to the floor. It'll fall off. OK.
Like, everything's just

neatly sewn on. But I have...
MICHELLE LAUGHS

neatly sewn on. But I have...
MICHELLE LAUGHS

Maybe I'm not a very good
plastic surgeon,

so I've just done it with, like,
a needle and thread.

so I've just done it with, like,
a needle and thread.

Needle and thread and some
chicken fillets.

Needle and thread and some
chicken fillets.

THEY LAUGH

Most of the housemates are
in the living room.

Most of the housemates are
in the living room.

Whenever cult members Terry
and Mutya hear Chesney Hawkes'

Whenever cult members Terry
and Mutya hear Chesney Hawkes'

hit single, The One And Only, they
have 30 seconds to reach the shrine.

hit single, The One And Only, they
have 30 seconds to reach the shrine.

hit single, The One And Only, they
have 30 seconds to reach the shrine.

hit single, The One And Only, they
have 30 seconds to reach the shrine.

They must then worship
Chesney Hawkes

They must then worship
Chesney Hawkes

until the song's played again.

The track he does called - what is
it? - Black Steel.

The track he does called - what is
it? - Black Steel.

You know, they all play, these guys,
been doing it for years.

You know, they all play, these guys,
been doing it for years.

OK. Somebody just jammed it
live in the studio.

OK. Somebody just jammed it
live in the studio.

MUSIC: The Only And Only
by Chesney Hawkes

MUSIC: The Only And Only
by Chesney Hawkes

# I am the one and only

# I am the one and only

THEY LAUGH HEARTILY

I didn't think you did it...

LUCY: They've got to go.
Chesney Hawkes. Watch!

LUCY: They've got to go.
Chesney Hawkes. Watch!

Chest. Knees. Oh...
BOTH: Hawk!

Chest. Knees. Oh...
BOTH: Hawk!

BOTH: Chest. Knees. No!
Chest. Knees. Hawk!

BOTH: Chest. Knees. No!
Chest. Knees. Hawk!

BOTH: Chest. Knees. No!
Chest. Knees. Hawk!

Chest. Knees. Hawk!

Chest. Knees. Hawk!

Chest. Knees. Hawk!

Chest. Knees. Hawk!

Chest. Knees. Hawk.
MUSIC RESTARTS

Chest. Knees. Hawk.
MUSIC RESTARTS

# I am the one and only... #
Is that it?

LUCY: So they stop now?
That's right.

Chest. Knees. Hawk!

Chest. Knees. Hawk!

Chest. Knees. Hawk!

Chest. Knees. Hawk!

Chest... I think we're fine.
Yeah, I think that's it.

Chest... I think we're fine.
Yeah, I think that's it.

Not sure.

Is it once or twice, or...?
MUTYA LAUGHS

Is it once or twice, or...?
MUTYA LAUGHS

Just for good luck?
We're very devoted.

We'll just do it anyway, yeah?
Serves us right, that, doesn't it?

We'll just do it anyway, yeah?
Serves us right, that, doesn't it?

Oh. Oh, at least there's a bit
of music going on here.

Oh. Oh, at least there's a bit
of music going on here.

COOLIO: That's a garbage song.
That was hilarious.

COOLIO: That's a garbage song.
That was hilarious.

# I am... #
He's like this,

"Chest. Knees. Hawk!"
COOLIO: You like that song?

"Chest. Knees. Hawk!"
COOLIO: You like that song?

OK. Oh, shit. MICHELLE: Don't be
dissing the Chesney. No, no.

OK. Oh, shit. MICHELLE: Don't be
dissing the Chesney. No, no.

No, no, you're not allowed to.
Not you, erm... Coolio. Coolio.

No, no, you're not allowed to.
Not you, erm... Coolio. Coolio.

MUSIC: The Only And Only
by Chesney Hawkes

MUSIC: The Only And Only
by Chesney Hawkes

# I am the one and only... #

# I am the one and only... #

Terry's going to do that every time.

Terry's going to do that every time.

Chest. Knees. Hawk.

Chest. Knees. Hawk.

Chest. Knees. Hawk!

Chest. Knees. Hawk!

Chest. Knees. Hawk.
Oh, my God.

Chest. Knees. Hawk.
Oh, my God.

Chest. Knees. Hawk.

Chest. Knees. Hawk.

Nine minutes later.

Chest. Knees. Hawk.

Chest. Knees. Hawk.

Chest. Knees. Hawk.

Chest. Knees. Hawk.

So they got to do it until the music
comes back on again?

So they got to do it until the music
comes back on again?

Fucking stupid. Are they still
doing it?

Fucking stupid. Are they still
doing it?

Chest. Knees. Hawk.

Chest... Do we have to...? Do you
know what? Let's form an offshoot.

Chest... Do we have to...? Do you
know what? Let's form an offshoot.

Sorry. Oh, spitting feathers.

Sorry. Oh, spitting feathers.

They're just taking liberties now.
We failed it anyway.

They're just taking liberties now.
We failed it anyway.

Verne is in the bedroom.

Verne is in the bedroom.

# My endless love

# My endless love

# My endless love

# Two hearts

# Two hearts that beat as one

# Two hearts that beat as one

# Our lives have just begun

# Our lives have just begun

# Ooh

# Ooh

# I want you close in my arms

# I want you close in my arms

# I want you close in my arms

# I can't resist your charm... #

# I can't resist your charm... #

Most of the housemates are
in the living room.

Most of the housemates are
in the living room.

Coolio and Lucy are in
the press pen.

Coolio and Lucy are in
the press pen.

Over the next 24 hours,

random celebrities will appear
unannounced over the garden wall.

random celebrities will appear
unannounced over the garden wall.

random celebrities will appear
unannounced over the garden wall.

The paparazzi housemates must spot
and photograph these celebrities

The paparazzi housemates must spot
and photograph these celebrities

The paparazzi housemates must spot
and photograph these celebrities

each time they appear.

The paparazzi have been staking out
the garden for one hour

The paparazzi have been staking out
the garden for one hour

and 32 minutes.

TINA: Should we decide as well
between us?

TINA: Should we decide as well
between us?

Should we, like, take an hour here
and there or whatever?

Should we, like, take an hour here
and there or whatever?

Two members of the paparazzi team
must be present in the press pen

Two members of the paparazzi team
must be present in the press pen

Two members of the paparazzi team
must be present in the press pen

at all times.

Then it'll end up we have more time
off than you because we smoke.

Then it'll end up we have more time
off than you because we smoke.

Then it'll end up we have more time
off than you because we smoke.

Yeah, but I don't mind.

Honestly, it's not... You know.

And he'll get off. Yeah, but he's
going to anyway. Hey.

And he'll get off. Yeah, but he's
going to anyway. Hey.

Yeah, but I'll go ballistic.
Yeah, I know.

Yeah, but I'll go ballistic.
Yeah, I know.

But he's going to do it anyway.

What? It's not fair.

Because you know what'll end up -
we'll do more hours. Simple as.

Because you know what'll end up -
we'll do more hours. Simple as.

Where's he gone now? To take his
thermals off?

Yeah. I'm not gonna sit here for
three hours and let him come

Yeah. I'm not gonna sit here for
three hours and let him come

and sit here for ten minutes,
do you know what I mean?

He's going to try and... He'll drive
me mad. I'd rather he did piss off,

He's going to try and... He'll drive
me mad. I'd rather he did piss off,

at times.

Verne, Coolio and Ulrika are
in the luxury bedroom.

Verne, Coolio and Ulrika are
in the luxury bedroom.

Verne, Coolio and Ulrika are
in the luxury bedroom.

I fucking eat leftovers
and fucking cereal.

I fucking eat leftovers
and fucking cereal.

Come on, give it a go.
Don't be such a whinger.

Come on, give it a go.
Don't be such a whinger.

I'm not gonna sit up... Bloody
hell, I've never known such a bunch
of whingeing old whingers.

I'm not gonna sit up... Bloody
hell, I've never known such a bunch
of whingeing old whingers.

I'm not gonna stay up all night.

Come on. Well, you don't have to.
You're doing it in a rota.

Come on. Well, you don't have to.
You're doing it in a rota.

We can't even see...from inside to
outside because of the lights.

We can't even see...from inside to
outside because of the lights.

We can't even see...from inside to
outside because of the lights.

Oh, whinge, whinge.

"Oh, I can't, I can't." It's only
because you're scared of failing.

"Oh, I can't, I can't." It's only
because you're scared of failing.

No, I'm a pap... You don't
want to lose face.

No, I'm a pap... You don't
want to lose face.

Listen, I'm not a paparazzi and I
don't want to be

Listen, I'm not a paparazzi and I
don't want to be

and I never would be. But this is
act... This is just pretend!

and I never would be. But this is
act... This is just pretend!

Yeah, but... It's just pretend
and it's just a show. Yeah, well...

Yeah, but... It's just pretend
and it's just a show. Yeah, well...

I'm going to pretend like I failed.
Come on, Coolio.

I'm going to pretend like I failed.
Come on, Coolio.

I'll pretend to fail.
Come on. Come on.

I'll pretend to fail.
Come on. Come on.

I never fail, but I'll pretend to
fail on this. Come on.

I never fail, but I'll pretend to
fail on this. Come on.

Why can't I do what you guys are
doing? VERNE: I wish.

Why can't I do what you guys are
doing? VERNE: I wish.

You are a singer. It wouldn't be
a challenge, would it?

You are a singer. It wouldn't be
a challenge, would it?

I'm not a singer, I'm a rapper.
Oh, good Lord.

I'm not a singer, I'm a rapper.
Oh, good Lord.

COOLIO SIGHS DEEPLY

The first celebrity to appear
over the wall is

The first celebrity to appear
over the wall is

Lucy Pinder's Page Three colleague
Michelle Marsh.

Lucy Pinder's Page Three colleague
Michelle Marsh.

The fuck is that?
LUCY: Where, where, where?

The fuck is that?
LUCY: Where, where, where?

Are you winding us up? No, no...
Oh, don't, don't... I'm out.

Are you winding us up? No, no...
Oh, don't, don't... I'm out.

Easy. Ah! Oh, there's somebody out
there! What?

Easy. Ah! Oh, there's somebody out
there! What?

Isn't there? Isn't there?

Isn't there? Isn't there?

Oh, my God, there is someone. Look!
There's someone outside. Quick!

Oh, my God, there is someone. Look!
There's someone outside. Quick!

No, no, no. We're allowed out.
We're allowed out

No, no, no. We're allowed out.
We're allowed out

to photograph. What's your name?
Who is it?

to photograph. What's your name?
Who is it?

Who is it? Oh, my God!

Who is it? Oh, my God!

Who's that? Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Who's that? Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

TINA: Who is it? Michelle!
MICHELLE HEATON: Hello, Michelle!

TINA: Who is it? Michelle!
MICHELLE HEATON: Hello, Michelle!

Are we allowed to talk to you?
Michelle? Michelle who?

Are we allowed to talk to you?
Michelle? Michelle who?

My friend Michelle Marsh.
It's Michelle Marsh.

Michelle Marsh. Oh, take me home!

Is she famous? Take me home!

Is she famous? Take me home!

Mwah! Hi!

I love you! TOMMY: Michelle, what
about the football results?

I love you! TOMMY: Michelle, what
about the football results?

Did Celtic win at the weekend?

Did Celtic win at the weekend?

Michelle! Will you tell Hugh that
I love him, please?

Michelle! Will you tell Hugh that
I love him, please?

LUCY: That's made me want to go
home. Thank you very much.

LUCY: That's made me want to go
home. Thank you very much.

ALL: Bye! Your hair's really nice!

ALL: Bye! Your hair's really nice!

Bye! I got a good one of her.

Bye! I got a good one of her.

Make sure you join us straight after
the break where we're going to

Make sure you join us straight after
the break where we're going to

be heading back to day six of
Celebrity Big Brother 6.

be heading back to day six of
Celebrity Big Brother 6.

See you after this.

Welcome back to
Big Brother: Best Shows Ever.

Welcome back to
Big Brother: Best Shows Ever.

We have gone way back to 2009,
at Celebrity Big Brother 6,

We have gone way back to 2009,
at Celebrity Big Brother 6,

We have gone way back to 2009,
at Celebrity Big Brother 6,

and we are showing you day six.

and we are showing you day six.

I think we should all just, er,
just take a minute

I think we should all just, er,
just take a minute

to think about Ulrika Jonsson
and Verne Troyer.

to think about Ulrika Jonsson
and Verne Troyer.

And there it is. It's beautiful.

Verne, God rest his soul,

Verne, God rest his soul,

Verne, God rest his soul,

and, like so many of our lovely
Big Brother housemates have left us.

and, like so many of our lovely
Big Brother housemates have left us.

and, like so many of our lovely
Big Brother housemates have left us.

Um, but Verne really struggled with
this task so much

Um, but Verne really struggled with
this task so much

Um, but Verne really struggled with
this task so much

and he knew he was really going to
struggle. There was no hissy fit.

and he knew he was really going to
struggle. There was no hissy fit.

and he knew he was really going to
struggle. There was no hissy fit.

There were no dramas.

There were no dramas.

He just got down to it and he sat
on that bed with his headphones on

He just got down to it and he sat
on that bed with his headphones on

He just got down to it and he sat
on that bed with his headphones on

and Ulrika knew it.
So she was kind of OK, you know.

and Ulrika knew it.
So she was kind of OK, you know.

She wasn't going to struggle

and she's got quite a lovely voice,
actually. But Verne...

and she's got quite a lovely voice,
actually. But Verne...

Imagine trying to learn
a track from scratch.

Imagine trying to learn
a track from scratch.

It's quite a big thing to
perform in front of everybody else

It's quite a big thing to
perform in front of everybody else

when you really
struggle with that.

when you really
struggle with that.

Yeah, I mean, it's weird that you
asked me that question, because,

Yeah, I mean, it's weird that you
asked me that question, because,

yeah, it is really, really difficult
to perform in front of millions

yeah, it is really, really difficult
to perform in front of millions

when you know you can't sing.

Oh, shut up!

NARRATOR: The paps have been staking
out the garden

NARRATOR: The paps have been staking
out the garden

for the past three hours
and four minutes.

for the past three hours
and four minutes.

Big Brother has gathered the rest
of the housemates for Verne

Big Brother has gathered the rest
of the housemates for Verne

and Ulrika's performance
of the Lionel Richie

and Ulrika's performance
of the Lionel Richie

and Diana Ross classic,
Endless Love.

and Diana Ross classic,
Endless Love.

Oh, look, your bowtie's come undone.
Come here.

Oh, look, your bowtie's come undone.
Come here.

In order to
pass their part of the task,

In order to
pass their part of the task,

Ulrika and Verne's performance must
receive 10,000 or more hits

Ulrika and Verne's performance must
receive 10,000 or more hits

Ulrika and Verne's performance must
receive 10,000 or more hits

on the Big Brother website
over the next 28 hours.

on the Big Brother website
over the next 28 hours.

on the Big Brother website
over the next 28 hours.

Can somebody grab that stool that's
in the bathroom?

Can somebody grab that stool that's
in the bathroom?

The just one-step stool.

The just one-step stool.

TERRY CHRISTIAN: Have you got
preperformance nerves?

TERRY CHRISTIAN: Have you got
preperformance nerves?

HE IMITATES MANIACAL LAUGHTER

HE IMITATES MANIACAL LAUGHTER

Shut up! I'm gonna mess up.
Shut up, Coolio.

Shut up! I'm gonna mess up.
Shut up, Coolio.

Give it a rest.
I don't want you're laughing at.

Give it a rest.
I don't want you're laughing at.

You've got to sit up all night
and not sleep.

You've got to sit up all night
and not sleep.

MUSIC STRIKES UP
Oh, shit.

MUSIC STRIKES UP
Oh, shit.

# My love

# There's only you in my life

# There's only you in my life

# The only thing that's bright

# The only thing that's bright

Woo!

Woo!

# My first love

# My first love

# You're every breath that I take

# You're every breath that I take

# You're every breath that I take

# You're every step I make

# You're every step I make

# And I
# I, I, I

# And I
# I, I, I

# And I
# I, I, I

# I want to share

# I want to share

# All my love

# All my love

# With you

# No-one else but you

# No-one else but you

# And your eyes
# Your eyes, your eyes

# And your eyes
# Your eyes, your eyes

# And your eyes
# Your eyes, your eyes

# They tell me how much you care

# They tell me how much you care

# They tell me how much you care

# Oh-oh-oh, yes

# Oh-oh-oh, yes

# You will always be

# You will always be

# My endless love

# My endless love

# Bom-bom

# Bom-bom

# Bom-bom-bom
bom-bom-bom

# Bom-bom-bom
bom-bom-bom

# Bom-bom
bom-bom-bom

# Bom-bom
bom-bom-bom

# Oh-oh-oh

# Oh, love

# Oh, love

# I'll be a fool for you

# I'll be a fool for you

# I'll be a fool for you

# I'm sure

# I know you don't mind

# I know you don't mind

# Oh, I know you don't mind
I don't mind!

# Oh, I know you don't mind
I don't mind!

# And ye-e-es

# And ye-e-es

# You'll be the only one

# You'll be the only one

# The one

# The one

# Cos no-one can deny

# Cos no-one can deny

# Cos no-one can deny

# This love we have inside

# This love we have inside

# This love we have inside

# And I'll give

# And I'll give

# Give it all to you

# Give it all to you

# My love
# My love, my love

# My love
# My love, my love

# My endless love. #

# My endless love. #

# My endless love. #

CHEERING

CHEERING

More, more!

More, more!

Encore, encore!

Encore, encore!

That was the best!
That was so good.

That was the best!
That was so good.

Fabulous, fabulous. Thank you, there
is no more.

Fabulous, fabulous. Thank you, there
is no more.

Seriously, honestly.
That was brilliant.

Seriously, honestly.
That was brilliant.

The best.
Lionel Richie!

You did so well. So did you.
You should be proud of yourself.

You did so well. So did you.
You should be proud of yourself.

Do you want to keep this
here, bro, or should I put it away?

Do you want to keep this
here, bro, or should I put it away?

We don't need it. Put it away.

You what, I what? No, you helped me
through the whole thing.

You what, I what? No, you helped me
through the whole thing.

Else, I wouldn't have got...
Oh, don't be soft. Ha-ha!

Else, I wouldn't have got...
Oh, don't be soft. Ha-ha!

Ah! Can we quickly just discuss
Verne's outfit?

Ah! Can we quickly just discuss
Verne's outfit?

So Verne's wearing the moustache,
the Afro.

So Verne's wearing the moustache,
the Afro.

I've never seen anything
so brilliant in all my life.

I've never seen anything
so brilliant in all my life.

Ulrika's got this whole
number going on.

Ulrika's got this whole
number going on.

And the other thing that
I properly loved about Ulrika,

And the other thing that
I properly loved about Ulrika,

because she didn't laugh once,
she was looking at him.

because she didn't laugh once,
she was looking at him.

because she didn't laugh once,
she was looking at him.

She was in it. She was really
feeling that song with him,

She was in it. She was really
feeling that song with him,

every moment, willing him to do
well.

every moment, willing him to do
well.

And then, at the end,
she kissed him on the lips.

And then, at the end,
she kissed him on the lips.

I loved that!
What did you think of her singing?

I loved that!
What did you think of her singing?

I mean, I shouldn't ever
sit on the television

I mean, I shouldn't ever
sit on the television

and talk about someone else's
singing abilities,

and talk about someone else's
singing abilities,

but, what I will say is, yeah,
she sounded great.

but, what I will say is, yeah,
she sounded great.

but, what I will say is, yeah,
she sounded great.

Like, she really, really did.

And like we said
earlier in the show, you know,

And like we said
earlier in the show, you know,

a lot of people had a bit
of a preconception about Ulrika.

a lot of people had a bit
of a preconception about Ulrika.

You had yours, thinking she was more
of a man's woman,

You had yours, thinking she was more
of a man's woman,

rather than a girl's girl.

It was just little moments like that
you could actually see

It was just little moments like that
you could actually see

she was really trying to help Verne.
I think...

she was really trying to help Verne.
I think...

She knew she was on TV.
She knew it was a funny moment.

She knew she was on TV.
She knew it was a funny moment.

She knew they were both dressed
silly.

She knew they were both dressed
silly.

And she knew it was a task.

But I think, deep down, as much as
she was playing that role, I think

But I think, deep down, as much as
she was playing that role, I think

she was also being quite
motherly of Verne. Yeah.

she was also being quite
motherly of Verne. Yeah.

Very. And she could have played it
differently.

Very. And she could have played it
differently.

She could have played it for laughs
and it wouldn't have been nice.

She could have played it for laughs
and it wouldn't have been nice.

No, I totally agree. And she didn't.

I think she really, really
held his hand through that and,

I think she really, really
held his hand through that and,

like you say, that little
kiss at the end

was a bit like, oh, stop it!

NARRATOR: Most of the housemates
are in the living room.

NARRATOR: Most of the housemates
are in the living room.

The paparazzi have been in the press
pen for four hours.

The paparazzi have been in the press
pen for four hours.

I thought you were going for a
cigarette. I am.

I thought you were going for a
cigarette. I am.

I'm trying to get a lighter.
You want a lighter? Yeah.

I'm trying to get a lighter.
You want a lighter? Yeah.

Oh, he's going to drive me insane.

Oh, he's going to drive me insane.

I'm past fucking caring now.

IN AMERICAN ACCENT:
We shit out, big time.

IN AMERICAN ACCENT:
We shit out, big time.

No, seriously.

I can tell that you're having to
bite your... Yeah.

I can tell that you're having to
bite your... Yeah.

And I just get off. Yeah,
but it'll get too much.

And I just get off. Yeah,
but it'll get too much.

Head of house Terry
is in the diary room.

Head of house Terry
is in the diary room.

How do you think your fellow
housemates are adapting

How do you think your fellow
housemates are adapting

to their tasks?

One or two of them seem a little bit
stressed about it, I have to say.

One or two of them seem a little bit
stressed about it, I have to say.

I do not want to mention any
individuals, at the moment,

I do not want to mention any
individuals, at the moment,

who seem under quite a lot of stress
and pressure...

who seem under quite a lot of stress
and pressure...

..but, Tina, Coolio.
Actually, that might be it, really.

..but, Tina, Coolio.
Actually, that might be it, really.

..but, Tina, Coolio.
Actually, that might be it, really.

I kind of do find it
faintly amusing.

I kind of do find it
faintly amusing.

I kind of do find it
faintly amusing.

Not in a cruel way, not in a cruel
way,

but I do find it quite amusing when
they get a bit aeriated in that way.

but I do find it quite amusing when
they get a bit aeriated in that way.

but I do find it quite amusing when
they get a bit aeriated in that way.

Do you want yours? No, you go and
have yours. Are you sure?

Do you want yours? No, you go and
have yours. Are you sure?

You haven't had any.

I'll go last.

In order to pass their part
of the task, the paparazzi must

In order to pass their part
of the task, the paparazzi must

photograph every celebrity who
appears over the garden wall.

photograph every celebrity who
appears over the garden wall.

photograph every celebrity who
appears over the garden wall.

Don't feel right.

Don't feel right.

Michael Barrymore is the next
celebrity to appear.

Michael Barrymore is the next
celebrity to appear.

HE YAWNS LOUDLY

HE YAWNS LOUDLY

There's somebody waving at me
from the council block!

There's somebody waving at me
from the council block!

Eight miles away!

Eight miles away!

HE LAUGHS

HE LAUGHS

Come on,
I haven't been off telly that long.

Come on,
I haven't been off telly that long.

Something's moving.
Something is moving.

Something's moving.
Something is moving.

Something was moving. It's obviously
not a celebrity,

Something was moving. It's obviously
not a celebrity,

but there's something moving. Didn't
see anything? Yeah. Thanks, hon.

but there's something moving. Didn't
see anything? Yeah. Thanks, hon.

This is getting delirious, a little
bit. I am, too.

This is getting delirious, a little
bit. I am, too.

As the paparazzi did not spot
Michael Barrymore,

As the paparazzi did not spot
Michael Barrymore,

they have failed this
part of the task.

they have failed this
part of the task.

The housemates are permitted
to fail two challenges

The housemates are permitted
to fail two challenges

for the duration
of the shopping task.

for the duration
of the shopping task.

Some of the housemates
are in the living room.

Some of the housemates
are in the living room.

As well as worshipping the
Chesney shrine, Terry

As well as worshipping the
Chesney shrine, Terry

and Mutya must also take part

in a What Would Chesney Do quiz
later today.

in a What Would Chesney Do quiz
later today.

Chesney would rather wash
in a shower of gravy every morning

Chesney would rather wash
in a shower of gravy every morning

than...?
Sleep in bed with ants.

than...?
Sleep in bed with ants.

Sleep in a bed OF ants.
Oh, sleep in a bed of ants.

Sleep in a bed OF ants.
Oh, sleep in a bed of ants.

Um, Chesney would rather live one
year as a rat...

Um, Chesney would rather live one
year as a rat...

Um, Chesney would rather live one
year as a rat...

Instead of having a face as a rat
for the rest of his life.

Instead of having a face as a rat
for the rest of his life.

Instead of having a face as a rat
for the rest of his life.

That's not right.

He'd rather have a year with his
face as a rat than live like a rat.

He'd rather have a year with his
face as a rat than live like a rat.

He'd rather have a year with his
face as a rat than live like a rat.

No, he'd rather
live like a rat for a year...

No, he'd rather
live like a rat for a year...

MUSIC STRIKES UP

# I am the one and only
COOLIO SINGS ALONG

# I am the one and only
COOLIO SINGS ALONG

Cigarette!
Where are my cigarettes?

Cigarette!
Where are my cigarettes?

Oh, please sit down.
Do that in your chair.

Oh, please sit down.
Do that in your chair.

BOTH: Chest, knees, hawk!

BOTH: Chest, knees, hawk!

Chest, knees, hawk!

Chest, knees, hawk!

Chest, knees, hawk!

Chest, knees, hawk!

Chest, knees, hawk!

Chest... Oh! Quick! Celebrity!

Chest... Oh! Quick! Celebrity!

BOTH: Chest, knees...
Wrong way! ..hawk!

BOTH: Chest, knees...
Wrong way! ..hawk!

CHEERING

CHEERING

Chest, knees, hawk.
That's hilarious.

Chest, knees, hawk.
That's hilarious.

TINA: Hiya, Chesney! Hiya!

TINA: Hiya, Chesney! Hiya!

Oh, shit! I can't get my
fucking photo!

Oh, shit! I can't get my
fucking photo!

How crazy is that? Brilliant.

How crazy is that? Brilliant.

# You are the one and only!
OTHERS JOIN IN

# You are the one and only!
OTHERS JOIN IN

That is hilarious.

# Nobody I'd rather be

# Nobody I'd rather be

# You are the only one and only

# You are the only one and only

Chesney!

# You can't take that away from me

# You can't take that away from me

Chesney, smile!

Chesney, smile!

CHEERING

CHEERING

'THE ONE AND ONLY' PLAYS

'THE ONE AND ONLY' PLAYS

'THE ONE AND ONLY' PLAYS

# I am the one and only! #

# I am the one and only! #

Better life as a rat,

Better life as a rat,

than to live with rat's face
all your life. I'm there, man.

than to live with rat's face
all your life. I'm there, man.

Chesney! I wet myself
when I saw you.

Chesney! I wet myself
when I saw you.

Chesney! I wet myself
when I saw you.

Bye. I actually wet myself.

Bye. I actually wet myself.

I actually pissed myself
when I saw him.

I actually pissed myself
when I saw him.

Some of the housemates
are in the living room.

Some of the housemates
are in the living room.

The paparazzi have been waiting to
snap celebrities for six hours

The paparazzi have been waiting to
snap celebrities for six hours

The paparazzi have been waiting to
snap celebrities for six hours

and 12 minutes.

Mutya!

You're gonna give everyone a
headache. Come over and talk to me.

You're gonna give everyone a
headache. Come over and talk to me.

Can you hit her? Who? Hit who?

Can you hit her? Who? Hit who?

You're very violent. You like a
bit of violence towards women.

You're very violent. You like a
bit of violence towards women.

Only when it's other women doing
violence towards them.

Only when it's other women doing
violence towards them.

Only when it's other women doing
violence towards them.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Am I giving you
a headache? A little bit.

Am I giving you
a headache? A little bit.

OK.

OK.

Vernon!

Vernon! She says I'm
giving her a headache. I agree.

Vernon! She says I'm
giving her a headache. I agree.

Vernon! She says I'm
giving her a headache. I agree.

You're giving me one.
You're giving everyone a headache.

You're giving me one.
You're giving everyone a headache.

I am Jeffrey Franklin Roosevelt
Bodain!

I am Jeffrey Franklin Roosevelt
Bodain!

But I'm from Compton.
Is the Comptons posh?

But I'm from Compton.
Is the Comptons posh?

No, that's the Hamptons. Oh.

No, that's the Hamptons. Oh.

Compton is the ghetto, OK?

Compton is the ghetto, OK?

Compton is the ghetto, OK?

Don't get it twisted.

Did you hear that, Big Brother?

Did you hear that, Big Brother?

She just asked me was Compton posh.

She just asked me was Compton posh.

She just asked me was Compton posh.

Somebody beat her.

Somebody beat her.

Going back to the whole
domestic violence... Yeah, the whole

Going back to the whole
domestic violence... Yeah, the whole

twisted, like, women beating.
Violence against women again.

twisted, like, women beating.
Violence against women again.

Nice. Very nice.
You'll do your daughters proud.

Nice. Very nice.
You'll do your daughters proud.

What? Are you talking about me?

Yeah. What did you say?

Oh no, you're not Coolio, are you?
Who are you?

What did you say about my...? I said

you're doing your daughters
proud... About what?

you're doing your daughters
proud... About what?

..going on about hitting women.

Are you going on about that?

Are you going on about that?

Are you trying to start some shit
here?

Are you trying to start some shit
here?

No, I'm trying to get you
to shut up.

I will not shut up. OK. The
revolution will not be televised.

I will not shut up. OK. The
revolution will not be televised.

I will not shut up. OK. The
revolution will not be televised.

You're the most irritating
person I've ever met.

You're the most irritating
person I've ever met.

That's OK. Yeah, yeah, it's
good. That's fine.

That's OK. Yeah, yeah, it's
good. That's fine.

Good. Good.

Great.

Great.

Good.

Good.

Wonderful.

Terrific.

Stupendous.

I don't give a fuck.

I don't give a fuck.

If you didn't give...
Why are you trying so hard, then?

If you didn't give...
Why are you trying so hard, then?

Trying so hard to do what?
To irritate everyone.

Trying so hard to do what?
To irritate everyone.

I'm not irritating
anyone except you.

I'm not irritating
anyone except you.

You're the only person who's
spoken about it.

You're the only person who's
spoken about it.

Nah. I think
there's quite a few people.

Nah. I think
there's quite a few people.

You can wank off, too.

OK.

I am Jeffrey Franklin Roosevelt
Bodain.

I am Jeffrey Franklin Roosevelt
Bodain.

I am Jeffrey Franklin Roosevelt
Bodain.

I mean, Coolio. I know. What?

I mean, Coolio. I know. What?

Oh. I mean, can we quickly
talk about Coolio? Go for it.

Oh. I mean, can we quickly
talk about Coolio? Go for it.

When he was with Lucy and he was
going all the time, "Good,

When he was with Lucy and he was
going all the time, "Good,

"wonderful, terrible,
stupendous, good."

"wonderful, terrible,
stupendous, good."

I mean, if that had been me,
I'd have just screamed in his face.

I mean, if that had been me,
I'd have just screamed in his face.

I mean, if that had been me,
I'd have just screamed in his face.

You probably would have been
forcibly removed.

You probably would have been
forcibly removed.

I mean, I would have gone nuts.
I'm half French. I'm quite fiery.

I mean, I would have gone nuts.
I'm half French. I'm quite fiery.

I mean, I would have gone nuts.
I'm half French. I'm quite fiery.

And I'm calm, calm, calm,
bang! Yeah.

And I'm calm, calm, calm,
bang! Yeah.

I mean I'd be a great housemate.
You would.

I mean I'd be a great housemate.
You would.

You are the best housemate
we never had.

You are the best housemate
we never had.

Do you know what I love about this,
as well?

Do you know what I love about this,
as well?

May we just take a moment to
speak of Michelle Heaton

of Liberty X fame?

Oh, she's lovely. I love her.

Oh, she's lovely. I love her.

She has been such a big
fan of Big Brother, as well,

She has been such a big
fan of Big Brother, as well,

the entire run, and
she's always been brilliant.

the entire run, and
she's always been brilliant.

But I love the fact
she clearly got Compton

But I love the fact
she clearly got Compton

But I love the fact
she clearly got Compton

and the Hamptons
completely mixed up.

and the Hamptons
completely mixed up.

And actually asking the question,
"Is the Comptons posh?"

And actually asking the question,
"Is the Comptons posh?"

And actually asking the question,
"Is the Comptons posh?"

It's like, "No, darling, you've got
the wrong end of the stick."

It's like, "No, darling, you've got
the wrong end of the stick."

Not for today, Michelle Heaton
of Liberty X Fame.

Not for today, Michelle Heaton
of Liberty X Fame.

So we've got a lot more from the
Celebrity Big Brother 6 coming up

So we've got a lot more from the
Celebrity Big Brother 6 coming up

for you straight after this break.

Welcome back to Big Brother:
Best Shows Ever.

Welcome back to Big Brother:
Best Shows Ever.

If you are just joining us, we are
showing you and reliving

If you are just joining us, we are
showing you and reliving

Celebrity Big Brother 6,
and we rejoin the action on day six.

Celebrity Big Brother 6,
and we rejoin the action on day six.

Ice skating duo Tommy and La Toya
are in the bedroom.

Ice skating duo Tommy and La Toya
are in the bedroom.

Ice skating duo Tommy and La Toya
are in the bedroom.

Goodnight, La Toya.
I guess you'll see you...

Goodnight, La Toya.
I guess you'll see you...

Did someone call me?
Try and do some...

Are you going to try and do some
exercises before you go to sleep?

Are you going to try and do some
exercises before you go to sleep?

No. Just keep your strength up?

No, no, no.
I never exercise, anyway.

No, no, no.
I never exercise, anyway.

You don't need to exercise!
I never exercise, but...

You don't need to exercise!
I never exercise, but...

You watch what you eat, and
everything. You've got no problems.

You watch what you eat, and
everything. You've got no problems.

No, I don't like I've been eating.

No, I don't like I've been eating.

I've been eating a lot of things

I shouldn't be eating since I've
been here. Good luck tomorrow.

I shouldn't be eating since I've
been here. Good luck tomorrow.

Thank you. Same to you. We'll do it.
Goodnight. We'll do it.

Thank you. Same to you. We'll do it.
Goodnight. We'll do it.

Some of the housemates
are at the sofas.

Some of the housemates
are at the sofas.

I just don't think he's even
part of the competition! Who? Terry.

I just don't think he's even
part of the competition! Who? Terry.

Why?

I just think he's been put in here,
and he's going, "Right, fucking -

I just think he's been put in here,
and he's going, "Right, fucking -

I just think he's been put in here,
and he's going, "Right, fucking -

"you go and be king, you take the
piss out of this, blah, blah, blah."

"you go and be king, you take the
piss out of this, blah, blah, blah."

Yeah. So, you know, I think
he's probably exempt from all...

Yeah. So, you know, I think
he's probably exempt from all...

He's the puppet master.
Yeah, but how do you know

I've not gone in there and they've
given me something to do?

I've not gone in there and they've
given me something to do?

You don't know, do you?
No, I don't know, I'm just...

You don't know, do you?
No, I don't know, I'm just...

To try and make everyone
fail their tasks by... Yeah.

To try and make everyone
fail their tasks by... Yeah.

You just don't know.

Big Brother has called Mutya
and carried to the Diary Room.

Big Brother has called Mutya
and carried to the Diary Room.

Big Brother has called Mutya
and carried to the Diary Room.

BIG BROTHER: In a moment,
you will take part

in a What Would Chesney Do? quiz.

in a What Would Chesney Do? quiz.

Mm-hm. OK.

You will be asked 50 questions.
Yeah. Wow.

You will be asked 50 questions.
Yeah. Wow.

Some of the questions will be about

the life and times of
Chesney Hawkes. Yeah. Mm-hm.

the life and times of
Chesney Hawkes. Yeah. Mm-hm.

Other questions will require you to
ask yourself, what would Chesney do?

Other questions will require you to
ask yourself, what would Chesney do?

Other questions will require you to
ask yourself, what would Chesney do?

Mm. OK.

If your answer is correct,
you will hear this sound...

If your answer is correct,
you will hear this sound...

SQUAWK!

Is that a hawk?

If your answer is incorrect,
you will hear this sound...

If your answer is incorrect,
you will hear this sound...

PIGEON COOS

PIGEON COOS

Is that a pigeon? It sounds like it!

Is that a pigeon? It sounds like it!

Question one. OK.

Which 1960s band
was Chesney's dad in?

Which 1960s band
was Chesney's dad in?

The Tremoloes.

SQUAWK

Question two.

Which football team does
Chesney support?

Which football team does
Chesney support?

West Ham.

The Hammers.

SQUAWK

Question three.

Which housemate has Chesney
written tracks for?

Which housemate has Chesney
written tracks for?

A1. Ben. Ben Adams, yet.

A1. Ben. Ben Adams, yet.

SQUAWK

BEN: Cos he has been head
of house for quite a while.

BEN: Cos he has been head
of house for quite a while.

Cos we're here to do a good job.
VERNE: You know what? We could...

Cos we're here to do a good job.
VERNE: You know what? We could...

No, I don't think head of house will
ever change. Really? You know what?

No, I don't think head of house will
ever change. Really? You know what?

Yeah, because why would
they change our beds?

I don't want to sleep in someone
else's sheets. You know what?

I don't want to sleep in someone
else's sheets. You know what?

I don't think... Um...
Unless it's Saturday.

We won't find out until... Never
mind, I'm not going to say shit.

We won't find out until... Never
mind, I'm not going to say shit.

Try one more time.
No, Verne, I wanna hear.

Sorry, it was... No, I'm done!

Sorry, it was... No, I'm done!

No, please tell me,
because I carried on talking.

No, please tell me,
because I carried on talking.

No, every time that I tried to say
something everybody's like,

No, every time that I tried to say
something everybody's like,

"Blah, blah, blah." I have to say...
It's not just you...

"Blah, blah, blah." I have to say...
It's not just you...

It does, it happens to everyone.

But go ahead. Go ahead.
You're absolutely right.

I'm just thinking that, you know,
if some of us want to,

I'm just thinking that, you know,
if some of us want to,

we could kind of, like, change
the table on him a little bit.

we could kind of, like, change
the table on him a little bit.

How? Well, just...
do things behind his back.

How? Well, just...
do things behind his back.

How? Well, just...
do things behind his back.

If Chesney had to go to prison,

If Chesney had to go to prison,

would he rather be the one and only
in solitary confinement,

would he rather be the one and only
in solitary confinement,

or share a cramped cell
with ten other inmates?

or share a cramped cell
with ten other inmates?

BOTH: The one and only.

BOTH: The one and only.

SQUAWK

SQUAWK

Question 50.

Would Chesney rather jump
everywhere like a kangaroo

Would Chesney rather jump
everywhere like a kangaroo

or walk sideways everywhere
like a crab?

or walk sideways everywhere
like a crab?

Jump like a kangaroo.

SQUAWK

Congratulations, housemates.

Congratulations, housemates.

You scored a perfect total
of 50 out of 50... That's devotion.

You scored a perfect total
of 50 out of 50... That's devotion.

You scored a perfect total
of 50 out of 50... That's devotion.

..and have therefore passed the
section of your challenge. Great.

..and have therefore passed the
section of your challenge. Great.

La Toya and Verne are asleep.

La Toya and Verne are asleep.

Some of the housemates
are in the living room.

Some of the housemates
are in the living room.

The paps have been staking out
the garden

The paps have been staking out
the garden

for the past eight hours
and 42 minutes.

for the past eight hours
and 42 minutes.

It was... Oh, fuck me! Fuck me!

It was... Oh, fuck me! Fuck me!

No, wait, wait!

No, wait, wait!

No, wait.

No, no, let go! In case it's not!

No, no, let go! In case it's not!

We, no, no. Cos...
Yeah! It fucking is!

We, no, no. Cos...
Yeah! It fucking is!

Who...? Who is it?

The next celebrities to appear
over the garden wall

The next celebrities to appear
over the garden wall

are Tina's co-stars from Shameless.

are Tina's co-stars from Shameless.

Debbie!

Hiya!

Hiya, baby!

Hello, everybody! Oh, my God!

Hello, everybody! Oh, my God!

Oh, it's Alice!

Oh, my God, it's Alice and Becky!

Oh, my God, it's Alice and Becky!

De... I mean Becky! Hello, Alice!

De... I mean Becky! Hello, Alice!

Oh, give my Danielle
a big love for me!

Oh, give my Danielle
a big love for me!

Ulrika is in the Diary Room.

Ulrika is in the Diary Room.

How have you found your part
in the task so far?

How have you found your part
in the task so far?

Well, it was difficult.

I have to say, I'm not the best
singer in the world,

I have to say, I'm not the best
singer in the world,

but bless him, Verne...

..can't hold a tune for toffee,

and I think he wasn't as familiar
with the song as I was,

and I think he wasn't as familiar
with the song as I was,

and...and I think
he felt very anxious.

and...and I think
he felt very anxious.

Were your fellow housemates
supportive?

Were your fellow housemates
supportive?

No. Coolio is... Oh, man.

No. Coolio is... Oh, man.

Coolio is singularly worse than
any of my four children.

Coolio is singularly worse than
any of my four children.

Coolio is singularly worse than
any of my four children.

He's noisier,
he needs more attention.

He's noisier,
he needs more attention.

He's noisier,
he needs more attention.

I mean, he's a grown man,
he can't stop himself.

I mean, he's a grown man,
he can't stop himself.

It's like some form of attention
Tourette's.

It's like some form of attention
Tourette's.

I really felt for Verne,

because Verne,
on a couple of occasions, just...

because Verne,
on a couple of occasions, just...

You know, he wanted to concentrate,

You know, he wanted to concentrate,

and Coolio was not giving him
the space

to just get his mind together,

just seconds before the song,
and that's just...

just seconds before the song,
and that's just...

Actually, that's just bad manners.

Actually, that's just bad manners.

How do you think his fellow
paparazzi are dealing with Coolio?

How do you think his fellow
paparazzi are dealing with Coolio?

How do you think his fellow
paparazzi are dealing with Coolio?

Lucy is great. She's just being
very straight with him.

Lucy is great. She's just being
very straight with him.

Lucy is great. She's just being
very straight with him.

"Please, get out of my face,
get out of my face,"

"Please, get out of my face,
get out of my face,"

you know, she's being very direct.

Tina, I think, she might not say
anything for a long time,

Tina, I think, she might not say
anything for a long time,

but if she pushes the wrong button,
she may, um...

but if she pushes the wrong button,
she may, um...

..erupt.

Davina, what was it like,
flip-flopping, for you,

Davina, what was it like,
flip-flopping, for you,

Davina, what was it like,
flip-flopping, for you,

between civilian Big Brother
and Celebrity Big Brother?

between civilian Big Brother
and Celebrity Big Brother?

Did it feel different for you?

It did, it felt
completely different.

I think because there was
a certain pizzazz

I think because there was
a certain pizzazz

that came with the celebrity one,
you know? Oh, definitely.

that came with the celebrity one,
you know? Oh, definitely.

When they walked in and you'd see
these people so glamorous

When they walked in and you'd see
these people so glamorous

and so fabulous,
and you'd think, "God!"

and so fabulous,
and you'd think, "God!"

And I'm trying to be very cool,
you know? Interviewing people.

And I'm trying to be very cool,
you know? Interviewing people.

You're just dying inside,
like the rest of us.

I'm dying, and dying.
That's why I love it!

Don't go anywhere,

because we've got even more
Big Brother coming up after this.

because we've got even more
Big Brother coming up after this.

Welcome back to Big Brother:
Best Shows Ever.

Welcome back to Big Brother:
Best Shows Ever.

We are throwing it back to 2009.

We are throwing it back to 2009.

Oh, my God! Davina, you've got your
pussy out!

Oh, my God! Davina, you've got your
pussy out!

Sorry, I can't help it.

Sorry, I can't help it.

She's so beautiful.

She's so beautiful.

Oh, I'll put her away.

Oh, I'll put her away.

Darling, that is a beautiful,
beautiful pussy.

Darling, that is a beautiful,
beautiful pussy.

Thanks.

2:46 am.

2:46 am.

Some of the housemates are asleep in
the luxury bedroom.

Some of the housemates are asleep in
the luxury bedroom.

The press pack have been on
the lookout for celebrities

The press pack have been on
the lookout for celebrities

for 11 hours 45 minutes.

for 11 hours 45 minutes.

They're playing games.

But, Lucy... Hm.

..they don't know who they fucking
with, man.

They fucking with a non-bender.

I don't bend, I don't break.

I can't be broken, it's impossible.

I can't be broken, it's impossible.

You've got to do some fucking
Chinese water torture on me.

You've got to do some fucking
Chinese water torture on me.

Some old extreme shit but fucking
keeping me awake, that's nothing.

Some old extreme shit but fucking
keeping me awake, that's nothing.

Some old extreme shit but fucking
keeping me awake, that's nothing.

Keeping me awake, man, and fucking
turning the music on. That's not
going to do it.

Keeping me awake, man, and fucking
turning the music on. That's not
going to do it.

It's not just you they're keeping
awake.

They're keeping everyone awake.

That's not what I'm saying though.
That shit don't break me.

That's not what I'm saying though.
That shit don't break me.

OK, good. That type of shit does
nothing.

OK, good. That type of shit does
nothing.

I'm going to get delirious though
and I'm going to start fucking being
hilarious in here in a minute.

I'm going to get delirious though
and I'm going to start fucking being
hilarious in here in a minute.

Oh, God, don't!

Mutya, Tina and Terry are at
the ashtray,

Mutya, Tina and Terry are at
the ashtray,

discussing this week's shopping
task.

discussing this week's shopping
task.

I mean, the mad thing is, you
thought the one that we'd fail on

I mean, the mad thing is, you
thought the one that we'd fail on

would be the scroll thing, not
the worshipping at the shrine.

would be the scroll thing, not
the worshipping at the shrine.

Because the thing is, when we came
out here,

Because the thing is, when we came
out here,

they weren't playing the music out
here, was they?

they weren't playing the music out
here, was they?

I really can't cope.

Just go to bed, just call it a day.
No.

Just go to bed, just call it a day.
No.

And they know I won't. And they know
I won't.

And they know I won't. And they know
I won't.

We'll get a budget to get
the necessities. No.

We'll get a budget to get
the necessities. No.

We'll get enough.

No, not in a million.

No, not in a million.

Not in a million.

Not in a million.

And they know I won't, you see. I
won't give in. I won't cave.

And they know I won't, you see. I
won't give in. I won't cave.

Hm. You'll have to wait. I'll be
like that.

Hm. You'll have to wait. I'll be
like that.

But you've not missed anyone so far,
you know what I mean? So...

But you've not missed anyone so far,
you know what I mean? So...

We fucking hope.

3:58 am.

3:58 am.

Most of the housemates are asleep.

Most of the housemates are asleep.

The paps have been staking out
the garden for 12 hours 57 minutes.

The paps have been staking out
the garden for 12 hours 57 minutes.

The paps have been staking out
the garden for 12 hours 57 minutes.

The paps have been staking out
the garden for 12 hours 57 minutes.

I can't stay awake feeling ill.

I can't stay awake feeling ill.

And sleep deprived.

If I fall asleep now...

And all the conversation is like
guns and violence it's just like...

And all the conversation is like
guns and violence it's just like...

I'm going to have really disturbing
dreams!

I'm going to have really disturbing
dreams!

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, Jesus.

Do you know what I mean? Hm.

I could have stayed up a bit and
played I spy but...

I could have stayed up a bit and
played I spy but...

LUCY LAUGHS

IMITATES COOLIO: Yo, what I did to
your brother, what I went through,

IMITATES COOLIO: Yo, what I did to
your brother, what I went through,

what this rapper went through...
TINA YAWNS

But do you know what...
I mean, that's the thing.

I know it's just conversation, isn't
it? But it's just like one I would
never put myselfin.

I know it's just conversation, isn't
it? But it's just like one I would
never put myselfin.

I know it's just conversation, isn't
it? But it's just like one I would
never put myselfin.

Coolio has come to the Diary Room.

Coolio has come to the Diary Room.

HE CHUCKLES

HE CHUCKLES

My name is Geoffrey Franklin
Roosevelt Boydai.

My name is Geoffrey Franklin
Roosevelt Boydai.

My name is Geoffrey Franklin
Roosevelt Boydai.

And I from Compton.

You feel me?

It's just a character though,
something I'm working on.

It's just a character though,
something I'm working on.

I just got bored, you know? I got
bored.

I just got bored, you know? I got
bored.

And I started winding people up on
purpose because I got bored.

And I started winding people up on
purpose because I got bored.

I decided to give them something to
bitch and moan and groan about

I decided to give them something to
bitch and moan and groan about

other than the task.

other than the task.

Me and Lucy ain't getting along too
well right now.

Me and Lucy ain't getting along too
well right now.

I'm really getting on her fucking
last nerves.

I'm really getting on her fucking
last nerves.

And she's kind of getting on mine
too because she's a little bit,

And she's kind of getting on mine
too because she's a little bit,

I'm starting to see that she's
a little bit of a prude.

I'm starting to see that she's
a little bit of a prude.

She's ready to do almost anything
to get away from me right now.

She's ready to do almost anything
to get away from me right now.

She's so happy that I'm in here
talking to you, so she can get
a break.

She's so happy that I'm in here
talking to you, so she can get
a break.

But they can... When I get on their
nerves,

But they can... When I get on their
nerves,

then they sit down and talk to each
other to try to get away from me.

then they sit down and talk to each
other to try to get away from me.

HE CHUCKLES

You know, I'm not going to say
I'm harmless or anything like that

You know, I'm not going to say
I'm harmless or anything like that

because that's not true.

But in this particular situation,
I am harmless.

But in this particular situation,
I am harmless.

I'm not going to hurt anybody and,
you know, I'm not going...

I'm not going to hurt anybody and,
you know, I'm not going...

I'm not going to hurt anybody and,
you know, I'm not going...

I'm not going to...

..let anybody take me...

You know, I am Coolio, like I said.

I'm one of the coolest people you
ever going to meet walking
the planet.

I'm one of the coolest people you
ever going to meet walking
the planet.

I'm one of the coolest people you
ever going to meet walking
the planet.

I'm a winner, man, you know...

I refuse to be a loser.

I refuse to be a loser.

I actually expect to win this whole
thing.

I actually expect to win this whole
thing.

I actually expect to be the last
person left standing.

I actually expect to be the last
person left standing.

Everything I'm...

Everything I'm...

You know, I do have somewhat of
a strategy.

You know, I do have somewhat of
a strategy.

I'm kind of setting up a few things.

I'm testing people right now. I'm
seeing what their limits are.

I'm testing people right now. I'm
seeing what their limits are.

Because I have none.
HE CHUCKLES

Because I have none.
HE CHUCKLES

But it's fine, it's OK.

Everybody can't be the same.

Everybody can't be the same.

Everybody can't be Coolio, you know.

He was so good at being a housemate.

He was so good at being a housemate.

He was so good at being a housemate.

It was quite frightening. Do you
know what I mean? Yeah.

It was quite frightening. Do you
know what I mean? Yeah.

Regardless of whether you like
someone for what they're doing

Regardless of whether you like
someone for what they're doing

or maybe dislike what someone is
doing, he was so good at...

or maybe dislike what someone is
doing, he was so good at...

or maybe dislike what someone is
doing, he was so good at...

I'm not saying he was playing a role
but becoming that role of

I'm not saying he was playing a role
but becoming that role of

a classic housemate.

a classic housemate.

But do you think he was playing
a role? I don't.

But do you think he was playing
a role? I don't.

No, that's... I think he was just
really annoying.

That's what I'm saying. I think he
slotted into that box... Yeah.

That's what I'm saying. I think he
slotted into that box... Yeah.

That's what I'm saying. I think he
slotted into that box... Yeah.

..that, in a weird way, a house
can't always be harmonious.

..that, in a weird way, a house
can't always be harmonious.

He really ticked that box for
a great housemate

He really ticked that box for
a great housemate

for someone like him. And he was
an irritant.

for someone like him. And he was
an irritant.

for someone like him. And he was
an irritant.

Sometimes I felt like he was kind of
tapping someone on the forehead

Sometimes I felt like he was kind of
tapping someone on the forehead

like until someone went, "Waahhh!"
Yeah.

like until someone went, "Waahhh!"
Yeah.

"What? Just stop!"

"What? Just stop!"

It felt very toddler.

It was ultra child.

It was ultra child.

It was like he was the naughty kid
of the house

It was like he was the naughty kid
of the house

but a fully-grown man doing it.
You're right.

but a fully-grown man doing it.
You're right.

Well, there you go.

That was our trip back to 2009 and
Celebrity Big Brother 6.

That was our trip back to 2009 and
Celebrity Big Brother 6.

That was our trip back to 2009 and
Celebrity Big Brother 6.

Thank you so much for watching along
with us tonight.

Thank you so much for watching along
with us tonight.

We hope you enjoyed it just as much
as we did.

We hope you enjoyed it just as much
as we did.

Davina, did you love it?

I loved it.

Shall we, Rylan?

No, we can't.

We can.

# Two hearts

# Two hearts

BOTH: # Two hearts that beat as one

BOTH: # Two hearts that beat as one

BOTH: # Two hearts that beat as one

# Our lives have just begun

# Our lives have just begun

# Our lives have just begun

# Forever
Forever

# Forever
Forever

# Forever
Forever

# Forever
I'll hold you close in my arms

# Forever
I'll hold you close in my arms

# In my arms

# I can't resist your charm
Resist your charm

# I can't resist your charm
Resist your charm

# I can't resist your charm
Resist your charm

THEY VOCALISE TUNELESSLY

THEY VOCALISE TUNELESSLY

THEY VOCALISE TUNELESSLY

THEY VOCALISE TUNELESSLY

DAVINA CONTINUES TUNELESSLY

DAVINA CONTINUES TUNELESSLY

DAVINA CONTINUES TUNELESSLY

# You will always be... #

Let's just go.

Rylan?

Rylan?

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