All language subtitles for A Porn Star is Born

Herschel: <i>Welcome to</i>
<i>Hollywood, the real Hollywood.</i>

<i>Not the bullshit you see on TV.</i>

<i>Where for every winner,</i>
<i>there's 100 losers.</i>

<i>Yet they keep coming,</i>
<i>day after day.</i>

<i>In this town you</i>
<i>better have a plan B.</i>

You gotta be kidding me.

Listen, I don't wanna
hear anymore bullshit.

Okay, if he fucks
up again he's gone.

Herschel: John,
you can't get rid of Tom.

(sighs)

<i>Come out here, you better</i>
<i>have a round trip ticket.</i>

(sniffs)

(coughs)

You looking at, huh?

It's your problem?

You're fucking doing
it again, aren't ya?

Doing it again?

Stop fucking staring at me.

(screams)

You fucking drive me crazy!

I'm sorry, you're not
quite what we're looking for.

All right, thanks anyway.

Thank you, but we need
someone a little smaller.

All right, thanks.

-Thanks.
-You're welcome.

(mouths)

You fresh, huh?

How'd you guess?

I've been out here
for a while, I can tell.

Plus it shows.

-Great.
-So how long you been in?

A month.

Oh, girl,
if you're good it gets better

but if you suck,
you may as well pack up

and save yourself the
misery and go back home.

-Tiffany.
-Hey, I'm Tonya.

So, how long have
you been out here?

I've been out here
for a few years.

Yeah, but so far it's
been pretty good to me.

Can't complain, you know,
little bit of this,

little bit of that,
few films here and there.

Yeah, I can't complain.

So, where you from?

Tulsa.

-Where?
-Oklahoma.

All righty, wow.
(chuckles)

Wait a minute.

You look familiar.

I don't know from where but

have I seen you on TV before?

(laughs)
Oh, my God,

okay, this is so cool.

Okay, okay, do you have
any advice for me?

Yeah, listen, if you're
really serious about acting,

you gotta be patient

'cause if you're out here
for the money

you may as well leave,
it's either one or the other.

Courtney Bond: Tiffany Hayes.

All right, hun, I need you to
stand right here on the X.

This is Tiffany Hayes.

I need you need to look
right into the camera

and slate for me.

Tiffany: Tiffany Hayes and
I don't have an agent.

Do you know your lines?

Tiffany: Yeah.

Courtney: Look directly
into the camera.

And action.

If you only knew
how much I love you.

Can't you see what you're
putting me through?

You know, this is some
bullshit, I can't begin to...

Okay, Miss Hayes.

...tell you how much I've tried.

That's all I need to see.

Huh?

Casting Agent:
That's all I need to see.

Tiffany, hey.

Tiffany, hey!

-Tiffany, right?
-Uh-huh.

Courtney Bond,
I'm the producer of this film.

You look so young.

Girl, I have a
wonderful husband.

(chuckles)

Look, I just wanted
to let you know,

you don't have to be
so hard on yourself.

You're just not right
for this film, okay,

but I do have some
things in the works

that you might be great
at so take my card.

If you could help me
out that would be great.

Just give me a call,
okay, all right.

Thanks.

Tiffany: To be honest,
I really love reality TV.

I'd be happy doing just that.

I don't care about the stigma.

I came out here to act.

I just need someone to
give me the opportunity

to let me show
them what I can do.

Honey, don't even
worry about that.

I produce everything from
films to reality TV shows.

Trust me,
I'm sure there's something

I can do to help you out.

But what do I do, what's next?

First, what you need to do

is learn to follow
and trust direction.

Okay.

Second, just follow my lead.

Wait, wait, wait,
what are you doing?

Follow my lead.

Wait.

(moans)

Herschel: <i>The only difference</i>
<i>between Hollywood and porn</i>

<i>is at least in porn, you know</i>
<i>who's fucking you and when.</i>

♪ (music plays over radio) ♪

That's my song,
I love that song.

Oh, look, there's my girlfriend,
Tiffany, pull over.

Jasmine: Who?

Tiffany, you know, the girl
I was telling you about.

Jasmine: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

-Yeah, pull over.
-Jasmine: All right.

Hey, you, what's up?

-Tonya, hey.
-Hey, where you headed?

To a commercial audition.

Tonya: Really, cool, where?

Encino.

Oh, good, we're headed that way.

Yeah?

Hey, this is my roommate,
Jasmine.

Hi.

We're gonna take her to
her commercial audition, okay?

That's fine, that's cool.

Tonya: So,
what's been going on, girl?

Hey, nothing much.

What did you do that for?

You got that from
Warren Harrison.

And?

You gonna be prostituting now?

-What?
-Ma, he's a pimp.

-A pimp?
-Jasmine: Yeah.

He told me he owned
an escort agency.

Jasmine: Yeah, right.

Girl, pull over.

Baby, it's all the same thing,
it's all prostitution.

Yeah.

You know you'd be expected
to fuck these guys, don't you?

Escorts, hookers, call girls,
it's all the same thing.

You guys, I don't know if
I'm gonna make it out here.

Well, you know what,
you didn't do it yet.

So you learned a lesson.

No harm done.

Rule number one, don't trust
nobody with a dick.

(laughs)

What?

Look, if it's meant
for you to be out here,

your talent will
see you through.

Easy for you to say,
you're working.

Yeah, and I hustled and
busted my ass for years.

You've only been out
here for a few months.

You just gotta
give it some time.

You know what, I'm gonna
do something for you

that nobody did for me, okay?

I'm gonna help you.

-Like a coach?
-Yeah, like a coach.

(chuckles)

But only to get you started
in the right direction, okay?

You would do that for me?

Yeah, I'm gonna do that for you

just to get you started in
the right direction, okay?

'Cause, girl, it is so easy
to eaten up out here.

Man...

Tonya: You're either on the
plate or you're in front of it.

But I'm doing this just to
keep you outta trouble, okay?

Somebody's gotta keep
an eye out on you.

(Jasmine scoffs)

Yeah, well,
can we go coach, Tonya?

Ignore her.

-Talking stupid.
-(laughing)

I could do that.

(sighs)

Hi, yeah, I'm calling about
the production assistant job.

So, just come in tomorrow?

All right, thanks.

(exhales)

Secretary: <i>Hey, Tom,</i>
<i>how you doing?</i>

Tom Powers:
<i>You got any mail for me?</i>

No, I don't,
but I do have fan mail here

and these packages came in.

Oh, and messages.

There you go.

Herschel: <i>Tom Powers,</i>
<i>at one time</i>

<i>the biggest star in the</i>
<i>business, my best friend.</i>

<i>And the only contract</i>
<i>guy we ever had.</i>

Hi.

Hi.

Secretary:
What can I do for you today?

I'm Tiffany Hayes,
I'm here to apply

for the production
assistant position.

Okay, no problem,
what I'm gonna have you do

is I'm gonna go ahead and
have you fill this out here

and then sign on the bottom
and then here is your pen

and you can feel
free to have a seat,

if you have any questions
feel free to ask.

-Tiffany: Okay.
-Okay, all right.

-Tom: Excuse me.
-Sorry.

I'll be on the big screen soon,
I'm gonna be a star.

(knocking on door)

Grandma, Grandma, I gotta go,
those are my roommates,

they're telling me that I
have to leave for work, okay?

(knocking on door)

Grandma, I have to go.

Listen, Tiffany,
you got two choices,

you either pay me or
you get the hell out.

I'm gonna pay you,
I got a job, I'm fine.

Listen, you pay me or get out,
I don't care which, by Friday.

I'm gonna pay you,

-I promise.
-(Landlord) By Friday.

Yeah, I'll pay you, I promise.

Friday, I mean it.
Don't mess with me on this.

Yeah, it's a lot different
than what I'm used to.

Okay.

Yeah, I'm just gonna sit here.

Bishop: Okay, so, this is what
we got going on, we got...

Herschel: <i>That's Bishop.</i>

Bishop: <i>Hey,</i>
<i>I got this one Hersch.</i>

<i>I'm Bishop, I've directed</i>
<i>for Goldman Films</i>

<i>for eight years, I work</i>
<i>hard, mind my own business.</i>

<i>That may not get you ahead</i>

<i>but it's sure to</i>
<i>keep you in the game.</i>

Boy, girl, anal, okay?

It's one vag position's
what I need.

Then give me three
anal positions.

-Easy.
-Bishop: Easy?

-Easy.
-Let me get... What you got?

Maybe, like,
a doggy right there, vag,

and then right to A after that.

I wanna see those
titties doing their thing,

but how 'bout we
reverse cowgirl?

Yeah, that's what
I was gonna do.

Right here.

Okay, right there and
that's the perfect line.

-Man: Straight on like that?
-Yeah.

Y'all gonna have
any lube or anything?

Tiffany, hey, sweetie,
could you grab that sex tote

with the lubes and stuff in it?

So, now, as far as the pop goes,
what y'all wanna do?

-Where do you want it?
-Don't ask me.

-(laughing)
-It's not going on my face.

Probably around my mouth,
nose area or something.

Okay, all right,
let's do that, sound good?

I'm probably gonna have to
stroke or set it up

whatever I can't pop right.

Especially reverse,
can't pop from there.

All right, is that good for you?

Could she set the basket down,
way too heavy.

You could put it down,
thank you.

Pull out a lube and
then let's get started.

All right, cool.

-Are they good?
-That works, you good?

Woman: Yeah,
I'm good, thank you.

Y'all ready?

-Man: Yeah, let's roll.
-Woman: Yeah.

Picture's up,
let's roll, let's roll.

Sweaty hands and shit.

Bishop: Action!

(moans)

(moans)

(knocking on door)

Come in.

I need you to sign this?

Hey, I saw you
earlier watching me.

What's going on?

How do you do it?

What do you mean?

(laughing)

It's easy.

'Cause I like to have
people watch me fuck.

Makes it easy.

Tiffany: Here.

Now, this, this right here,
will make you wanna fuck.

(chuckles)

-Have a nice night.
-Woman: Thank you, you too.

(sniffs)

(sniffs)

Tom: Fuck, man,
this is bullshit!

Man, two hours fucking late!

Relax, Tom!

<i>I'm Herschel, director, writer,</i>
<i>producer, for Goldman Films.</i>

<i>I deal with divas all day long.</i>

<i>Usually it's the girls,</i>
<i>lately it's been Tom.</i>

Tom: Let's just
reschedule, okay?

Herschel: This picture's already
through the roof,

we finish it today
or it's outta pocket

and I'm not about
to go outta pocket.

Well let's just find
somebody else then.

Would you just
work with me, Tom.

I put a few calls out,
I'm waiting for a call back

from Jordan
at the ladies' Agent.

Tom: How 'bout this
little girl over here?

No, Tom.

Tom: Honey.

Yes, I'm talking to you,
come over here.

Come over here,
I'm not gonna bite you.

Let me take a look at you.

What's your name, sweetheart?

-Tiffany.
-Tiffany.

How old are you, Tiffany?

-Twenty.
-Twenty years old?

I'll tell you what, would you
like to do a scene with me?

A sex scene?

Yeah, a sex scene, with me.

Uh, no, I just can't.

Really?

I-- I can't.

You can't or you
just don't want to

because if you don't,
I can understand

and I'll leave you alone
but if you do,

could be something
in it for you.

I can't, I just can't.

Yeah, just leave her alone.

I'll tell you what,
I would like you to replace

Carla Simone,
I want you to be the star.

-Me replace Carla?
-Tom: Mm-hmm.

(laughs)
Yeah, right.

Tom, Tom!

Hey, I'll tell you what,
I would pay you 800 dollars.

I'll actually pay
you 1,000 dollars.

A thousand dollars for an
hour's work and some fun

and I will pay you cash,
right after the scene.

-Um...
-It's very tempting, isn't it?

Say yes, say yes, say yes.

You know you want to,
1,000 dollars.

Oh... okay.

-Tom: You said okay?
-Yeah, all right.

-She hasn't been tested.
-Tom: She said okay.

-Tested?
-Tested.

She said okay, she said okay,
let's go do her makeup.

Come on...
(claps)

...let's get this shoot,
come with me, sweetheart.

Come on, gonna make some money.
(claps)

Tiffany, come here,
I just wanna tell you

you're incredible, I'm
shocked, you just have this...

You're unbelievable,
I've never seen somebody

first time on the
set look that good.

(giggles)

Listen, I just want to give you
a really important note, okay?

Okay.

-Don't worry about the lights...
-Uh-huh.

-...the crew doesn't exist.
-Uh-huh.

Okay, they're here to support
you and how beautiful you are.

Okay.

The only thing I want
you to focus on is Tom.

Tom, sexy Tom, biggest
star in the business, okay?

Tiffany: Okay.

You're great.

All right let's go,
let's roll the camera.

Woman: <i>Secretary Sluts.</i>

(claps)

Action, just look at Tom.

(Tiffany exhales)

-(crashing)
-Sorry.

It's okay, it's okay,
it's all right.

I'll take care of that,
I'll take care of that.

Obviously it's your
first day on the job but

you're gonna have
to pay for that now.

You know that, right?

-Do you?
-Yeah.

So you know what you
can do to pay for that?

Hmm.

You can take some dick-tation.

-(chuckles)
-You know what dick-tation is?

You know what it's gonna be?

You're gonna get on your
knees for me right now.

Get on your knees,
get on your knees.

Undo my pants, take my cock
out and suck on it, right now.

Do it, there you go,
come on get it out.

Don't be shy, put
it in your mouth.

You've sucked on a cock before,
haven't you?

Well, let's see what you got.

(moans)

(muffled moaning)

Stick your tongue out.

There you go.

Tiffany:
<i>Right there, right there.</i>

(moans)

(panting)

(moans)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

-Push it in.
-(moans)

(moaning)

You did good, I think I'll
let you keep your job.

(laughs)

Tom, that was a really,
really good scene.

Yep, I know it was and
she wasn't too bad herself.

She's damn good, Herschel, man.

(laughs)
Thanks.

No, thank you,
thank you for saving us.

I think we just found
ourselves a new little starlet.

Oh, that was crazy.
(laughs)

-Tom: You're a natural, girl.
-(laughs)

Amazing!

What the fuck is going on?

I just went to the set and
the boys are breaking it down.

Carla, you were more
than two hours late.

So we did the scene
with someone else.

-Carla: Who?
-Tiffany.

Tiffany who?

Tiffany the
production assistant.

(laughs)
Really?

Herschel: I'm dead serious.

You replaced me with a PA?

Are you out of
your freaking mind?

I have over 10 years here.

Listen,
maybe that's the problem.

I am tired of dealing
with your diva bullshit.

Listen, you keep this shit up

and you're gonna be
working a whole lot less.

-Oh, come on, don't be mad--
-Carla, it's business.

Carla, stop, don't do this,
Tom's my friend.

That was a long time ago,
Tom's moved on, so should you.

You haven't.

What the fuck is
that supposed to mean?

Look, it's obvious
you still feel for Tom.

Well, I'm always
gonna love Tom.

Look, I think it's sweet
and all what you're doing,

the good friend thing,
but really,

do you think that Tom
would do the same for you?

(moans)

(knocking on door)

Yes?

Tom: Aliana, you in there?

-Yeah, it's just me.
-Tom: Can I come in?

Yeah.

Tom: Hey.

I just wanna let you know
that I thought we really

connected out there
on the set tonight.

Yeah, me too.

I liked it a lot.

-Yeah.
-Come here.

I didn't come here
to tell you that.

Can I?

Kiss me, Tom.

Tiffany: <i>Hey, Tonya?</i>

Ow!

Tonya, Tonya!

Yeah, girl, what?

I've been tryna tell
you something all day but

I don't really
know how to say it.

What is it?

All right, well, you know how I
took that production gig, right?

Yeah.

And that I'm a
production assistant now.

Yeah, silly, what?

What I didn't tell you is that
the company that I work for

they shoot porno movies.

Tiffany, oh, my God,
so you mean to tell me...

Oh, shit, oh, my God,
that is so nasty.

I was recently in
one of those movies.

Quit playing.
Girl, that's not funny, stop.

Are you serious?

Tiffany, what the hell
would make you...

What would you do something
like that for, are you crazy?

Why?

I don't know,
they asked me if I would do it

and I said yes and it
just happened, all right.

What do you mean...

What do you mean
you don't know why?

That doesn't make any sense.
That's not an answer, okay?

I shouldn't have told you.

But do you realize
people are gonna see you?

Damn, you can forget about it.

You're not gonna be cast
in anything mainstream now.

It's done.

What are you gonna
tell your folks?

Jesus, did you even
think about that?

Hey, I was looking at
Tom's clips the other day

and there was this girl
I've never seen before.

Herschel: Tiffany,
she goes by Aliana Love.

I like her, she's fresh, she's
got this innocence about her,

-is she shooting right now?
<i>-The Wild Women of Color.</i>

I like her, more girls
should be like her because

I'll tell you something,
these websites are killing me.

I'm losing money left and right.

There's a lot of girls
out there but none like her.

She reminds me of the days
when there were real porn stars.

You know what,
let's push on it, okay.

Put her in everything,
we're gonna make this girl

a porn star, I mean a real
porn star like they used to be.

We already have
her under contract.

Contract, I'm talking porn star,
you know?

I wanna make this girl
as big as Jenna Jameson.

As a matter of fact, I know
I'm asking a lot but in a week

can you get some
promotion thing together?

Yeah, no problem.

Good, 'cause I wanna put her
on AVN, I wanna get X Biz,

I want personal appearances,
the internet,

the whole nine yards.

If we put her in everything
she gets over exposed.

So what though?

By the time she's over exposed,

we'll have a stable
of porn stars.

-I'm right, Hersch.
-It can work.

Hersch, it'll work.

Let's go.

Damn, I really,
really wanted to help you.

What do you want from me?

You don't pay my rent,
you don't pay my bills.

Tonya, you don't
understand, I have nothing.

I didn't come all the way
out to Hollywood to be a PA.

I came out here to be an
actress, to be a star.

And I'm out of money
and out of work.

What about your job?

I'm an intern, the job
pays me 200 dollars a week.

The shit hole of a room
I stay in is 60 a day.

Tonya: Why don't you just
come stay with me and Jas?

You're not hearing me.

I don't make any money,
I don't have a real paying job.

In the past six months, I've
probably been on 100 auditions

and got nothing worth shit.

My first week on a porno
set and I get a contract.

You're gonna keep
doing this shit?

You wanna make porno?

You call that acting?

It's regular pay
and the money is good.

-Then I'll get into mainstream.
-(sighs)

Oh, really, do you really
think you're gonna go

from making porno to
mainstream acting?

That's right.

Newsflash, porno stars do
not become real actors, okay.

I'm going to.

What about diseases did you
even think about that, Tiffany?

They test for diseases.

I don't believe you,
I don't believe you.

Can we just go?

You know what, you're the big
baller now, you pay for lunch.

♪ (music plays) ♪

(turns music down)

What are you doing?

-Give me... What in the world?
-Get on, real quick.

I need to talk to
you about something.

Okay, what?

(exhales)
Okay.

(clears throat)

You know this
acting thing hasn't quite

been working out the way
the I planned it to, right?

Mm-hmm and?

And that I got that
intern job as a PA, right?

Jasmine: <i>Girl, did you</i>
<i>end up getting a promotion?</i>

Tiffany: <i>No.</i>

Jasmine: <i>Did you</i>
<i>get your ass fired?</i>

Tiffany: <i>No, no,</i>
<i>listen, listen, listen.</i>

Jasmine: <i>Spit it out, say it.</i>

Tiffany: <i>All right.</i>

(clears throat)

Well all right, I'm...

What's going on?

The company that I work
for shoots porno movies.

(laughs)

Oh, my god,
that is crazy, are you serious?

That is crazy,
you're crazy for that.

You know, I want all the
hottest shit, all right?

Of course.
(laughs)

-You gotta hook me up.
-Of course.

-Of course I will.
-I want it all.

You're the biggest freak
I know and that is for sure.

-(laughs)
-I'm just saying.

What do you do for the flicks?

Okay, now what, what?

(sighs)

All right, fine, look,
she's in the movies.

She's doing porn.

Really?

Yeah.

(laughs)
Oh, my God, come here,

God, are you serious?

Wow, wait a minute now, now
you know we can't get this

twisted, you know that
makes you the biggest freak.

-No, no, no.
-(laughing)

Jasmine: Okay, no, no, wait...

Tonya: I cannot believe her.

Y'all are stupid, seriously.

I was sitting up
here thinking that

she was telling me
you're giving up.

You know what I mean, you
was gonna go back home.

Then you kept bringing
up the whole job part

which was fucking with me.

-Fuck!
-I cannot believe you!

Jasmine: Tonya,
stop tripping, seriously.

Look, I am not tripping, okay?

I just don't know
why she's doing this.

She aingt even like that.

Okay, but she is like that
and it's her decision.

If that's what she wants to
do, you know what I mean?

I just can't see why you just
can't be happy for her.

If it was something that
she didn't wanna do then

I could see you bugging
out about it but

obviously she enjoys it
so you should really stop

being a bitch, sorry, you know.

Just don't be a bitch,
you know, like that?

<i>♪ Don't be a bitch,</i>
<i>don't be a bitch ay ♪</i>

<i>-♪ Don't be a bitch ♪</i>
-(laughing)

Both: <i>♪ Don't be a bitch,</i>
<i>don't be a bitch ♪</i>

-I'm not being a bitch, okay?
-(laughing)

Mm-hmm, whatever.

(groaning)

(laughing)

Jasmine: It's okay.
Aw, see.

(laughing)

Look at that.

Nah, it's just, you know,
I love you and

I just don't want anything
to happen to you, okay?

I love you too and
I'll be okay, I promise.

Everything will be fine.

See, I like this,
this family affair.

-Okay, I don't...
-(laughing)

Before I leave here
just let me see your tits.

How 'bout just one?

Just one, come on, Vanessa.

Look at this guy, Stevie.

They letting any
fucking bums in here.

What can I get you?

We need three shots of Jack.

I can't, I gotta be
downtown 10 minutes ago.

Tom: Drink and a shot.

I was supposed to be downtown
10 fucking minutes ago.

Steve, Steve, Steve!

-I just ordered it.
-Steve: All right, just one.

Too late now.
She's pretty sexy.

(phone ringing)

-Let's do this.
-Toast.

-To younger women.
-To older whiskey.

And more money.

-That's it, I'm outta here.
-Tom: Oh, come on now.

-Nah, I gotta--
-Tom: One more.

I'm late already, come on.

Night, kid, I got to.

-I hate that guy.
-Because he's an asshole.

I hear that.

-You know what this is?
-Ron Jeremy: What?

It's a bigger asshole,
that's what he is.

(laughs)

(laughing)

Jasmine: <i>So, what's</i>
<i>your porn name?</i>

I don't have one.

What?

What's wrong with
Tiffany, I like Tiffany.

-Yeah, no.
-No, no.

Look, she gotta
have a porn name.

It's kinda like having a alter
ego, you know what I mean?

-Tonya: Oh, okay.
-See.

-Yeah.
-Okay.

How 'bout Sex Kitty?

-Yeah, no.
-(laughing)

Don't do that again.
(laughs)

All right, fine.

Why don't you just
use the darn name

you use when you go to the club?

Which one?

Aliana.

All: Oh.

-I like that.
-I like that, I like that a lot.

Yeah, what about
a last name though?

Dang, she gotta
have a last name too?

Yeah.

Hey, no!

How 'bout Loves To Fuck.

No, no, just listen,
Aliana Loves To Fuck hey.

(laughing)

Oh, come on!

Wait, wait, I got it,
what about just Aliana Love?

Jasmine and Tonya: Aliana Love!

(laughing)

Okay, okay.

All right, I got some more
news to tell you guys.

Oh, shit.

No, no, no, this isn't that
deep, this is some good shit.

Okay, what is it already?

I feel like I'm watching
a damn game show, damn.

(clears throat)

I'm dating Tom Powers.

It's the white guy
with the accent, right?

-Tiffany: Yes. (laughs)
-Yeah, he's paid.

I don't care how paid he is,
I have no idea who he is.

So, how did that
happen, Missy.

-(laughs)
-You're just full of surprises.

Anyway, all right,
it's the end of the day,

and I'm in my dressing room
getting ready to leave.

Wait a minute, she
got a dressing room too?

And he comes in there
looking fly as hell...

So, Tiff, how often
do they do these tests?

Nurse, how often?

Nurse: Every 30 days.

See, it's safe.

All right,
so give me your arm, please.

It's okay, just relax.

Just a little stick and
put your hand there, please.

And you're all done.

So, what did you just test for?

Gonorrhea, chlamydia and HIV.

I thought they
only tested for AIDS.

They test for all three.

All three?

There's actually 25 sexually
transmitted diseases.

What?

All right, ladies,
thanks for coming in.

Wait, what about the other 22?

We only test for three.

No. Nobody. I did. Yo, hang on.

Marcus is here now so we
might be outta red, okay.

Yeah, I'll call you back.

Listen, can't get
ahold of Tom today

so we might not do that
boy, boy, girl and girl,

it might just be you.

-All right.
-So, yeah.

Okay?

Yeah, I got it,
don't worry about it.

All right, thanks.

Marcus: Everybody's in here?

Yeah, let me show
you where we got...

I gotta say something,
how come you,

the king of cock swing,
has a live in girlfriend?

Like my first night
on cocaine,

just keeps getting
better every time.

Ron: And what is the name
of this Miss Sex Appeal?

Miss Aliana Love.

How'd you meet her?

On the set, she just
fucking rubbed my load, man.

-That good?
-That good, trust me.

Yeah, but, look, you're
with a vagina all day long,

never moved one in before.

Well, it's not just the pussy,
man, she really moved me.

(phone rings)

I have never heard you
talk like this before.

Well I've never been
in love like this before.

Answer this thing.

Look, I hope it works out
for ya, good luck with it.

Well, I'll tell you what,
she just signed

a eight picture deal,
she's getting two grand a pop

for <i>Wild Women of Color.</i>

I love this,
they say porn exploits women,

I've been doing
this for 20 years

and she's making
way more than me.

Well, you can meet her
if you'd like.

The casting crew are gonna be at
my house for cocktails tomorrow.

Is it catered?

Of course it's catered.

Ooh, good food, gorgeous women.

-Tom: All good stuff.
-I'm in.

You could bring Stevie.

Very funny.

Two thousand dollars?

It's worth every penny.

(groans)

Youth is wasted on the
young, we're getting old.

Speak for yourself, I'm still
stroking with the best of them.

You saying you haven't
reached your peak yet?

No, I'm not saying that,

I'm saying there's plenty
left in the tank still.

Yeah, plenty in the
tank but you're not

the young stud muffin
you used to be.

Tom: What are
you trying to say?

Look at me,
I've adjusted, I still act

but I also direct
and do other things.

So?

So, you can still be a player
but you can change your game.

You see, actors become
directors and producers,

athletes become coaches, see,
it's the cycles of change.

The sands of time.

Fuck that, I'll
always be the best.

Always the best, I know
that, the number one.

Want some of this?

No, I'll take that
credit card though.

I bet you will.

(sniffs)

You know I don't do that stuff
and you really shouldn't either.

It's not that I
just needed a bump.

-(coughs)
-Why don't you take a V?

I don't have any
problem getting wood,

I just needed a bump
right now, that's all.

(sniffs)

Look, you're gonna
be late for your shoot.

We gotta go, we gotta
go, you're late, come on.

Oh, yeah.

What the fuck, man?

-You didn't answer your phone.
-Okay.

(moaning)

Oh, yes, spit on it.

-Man: Yeah, go for it.
-Spit on it.

-(spits)
-Oh, shit, fuck yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, stick out that
tongue, oh, yeah, oh, shit.

Tom: Hey, guys,
sorry I'm late.

Woman: Oh, hey.

Hersch, I love you more
than the love of God, okay?

Your friend comes
wasted one more time,

he doesn't come in, he's gone.

I told you, Tom wasn't
wasted on Monday, he was sick.

Yesterday he wasn't here
because of car trouble.

Come on, you're fucking
bullshitting me, right?

I can't do this anymore.

Look, John, you don't
wanna get rid of Tom.

He's been performer of the year
five times, he sells units.

(chuckles)

Do you really
think I give a shit

how many awards
his dick has won?

Come on, give me a break,
all right?

This is not your money,
it's not his money

that's going out the door,
it's mine, okay?

Come on, this is it, tell him,
end of story, I'll see ya later.

-(sniffs)
-(knocking on door)

Tom: Hang on. Wait.

I can't wait,
I got a girl that just left,

-okay?
-Fuck!

I got a girl that just left,

I got no scene
and we gotta get outta this.

-(sniffs)
-Herschel's gonna kill us.

I need a pop.

I'm sorry,
just having a bad day.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm having a fucking
bad day, all right?

Bishop: Listen,
we're gonna do a gag, all right?

Tom: What kinda gag?

-Bishop: Pina colada.
-What?

-Bishop: Come here, come here.
-Tom: You're kidding me.

No, I'm serious, come here.

It works.

Tom: Jeez, I came a lot, huh?

Bishop: Yeah, you're gonna be
cumming a lot today.

-(sniffs)
-You put it in a condom.

-Right.
-Bishop: All right?

Tom: Now what do I do?

Bishop: I'm gonna
poke a hole in it.

Tom: And I squeeze it out?

Bishop: And when
you pop you're gonna--

Tom: So I hold it in
my hand like it's in my--

Bishop: Yeah
like it's in your--

Tom: So that's my dick?

Bishop: Yeah, see me
leave the air in there?

-Tom: So it pushes it out.
-What you're gonna do is--

-I just bite the tip off it?
-You bite the tip and--

-And then squeeze it out?
-Bishop: Yes.

So I'm holding that,
holding my dick?

Yeah, and then just
give it a couple thrusts

and then it just pops.

Tom: (sighs)
I've never had to do this.

In all my movies I've done
over 5,000 fucking scenes

and I've never had to do this.
This is fucking embarrassing.

First you're late
and then this so...

Tell you what, let me
get another bump before

I go out there, okay, I need it.
(sniffs)

That's why we're here
'cause of your little bumps.

I'm tryna save our jobs.

Woman: No, I'm gonna call you.

Bishop: Picture's up!

Woman: Okay, okay,
no, I have to go.

Okay, so here's how
we're gonna do this, okay?

You're gonna be fucking
and stuff and then...

Tom, this is Herschel,
listen, I just had a long talk

with the EP, he's pissed
off about the other shoots

this week,
you gotta be on time today

and you gotta be straight.

He said you get no more
chances, I'm serious, Tom.

He's not fucking around.

I propose a toast
to young women.

To older whiskey.

To money.

Let's get fucked up,
boys, woo-hoo!

Speaking of young women...

If you'll excuse me...

Herschel: I don't know why
you're so worried,

you're gonna do just fine.

I don't know, I'm a little
nervous, it's not with Tom.

Think of it this way,
the second time

can't be any worse than
the first time around.

That's right. (laughs)
All right.

Besides, you know,
I'll walk you through it,

I won't let anything
happen to you.

-Promise?
-Promise.

Good.
(chuckles)

Everything okay here?

-Bro, we're just talking about
-You sure?

-the shoot, relax.
-Okay.

-He's joking. It's...
-You sure?

(sniffs)

-It's fine.
-Come with me.

-What?
-Carla's looking for us.

-We'll do just fine.
-Okay.

Ladies,
so who do you shoot for?

(laughs)

Who? Me?

Excuse me, I don't do that,
I'm a real actress.

Why don't you check
me out on IMBD.

That is so hot.
We're here with Tiffany.

Ron: Tiffany?
Oh, she is real sweet.

And she can make a
killing in this business

'cause people love her.

Why?

Look at her, her looks,
her attitude, her energy,

she's so refreshing, I haven't
seen anything that good

come through here in years.

What do porno
girls make a day?

It depends on the type
of sex scenes that they have

and how many sex scenes
they have in one day.

Tiffany said they get paid
by the scene, not by the day.

Well, generally a girl
can make from 800 dollars

to 1,200 dollars per scene

and they could do up to
three scenes in one day.

So why do some
girls make more?

Ron: Well, it depends
on a lot of things.

Depends on their looks,
age, contract status,

how many partners they
work with, type of scene.

The list goes on and on and on.

-Just leave it.
-Please.

-Here, here.
-Hurry up!

Can you light it?

Would you hold your horse,
damn, you're bumming out.

Will you please
fucking light it?

Shh, hold still, okay?

Girl, that's 25,000 dollars
a month.

Ron: Sometimes more.

That means my girl
is going to get paid.

Yo, I wanna be in a movie.

Put me in the movie.

Ron: Not a problem.

That's not funny.

Come here.

(takes deep breath)

(moans)

Shh, be quiet, Aliana's
down stairs, be quiet.

-It's okay, I'm sorry.
-Shh, be quiet.

-Shh, it's okay.
-Would you stop.

It's okay, nobody's
gonna hear anything.

You're not having this.

Come on, you like
it when I suck on it

-when you take a hit.
-Give me another fucking hit.

Just give me another hit
right now, will ya? Fuck!

Will you fucking light
the damn lighter!

Stop blowing it out.

Light... Light it!

There you go.

You don't share anymore?

What, you won't let me suck
that, you want me to suck your--

Do it again!
Shut up!

God dammit.

You know what, get the fuck out.

What?

Just get out, get
out, get out, get out!

Carla: Crazy bastard.

All these people outside.

(sniffs)

Tiffany: How's the party going?

-Thank you.
-It's okay.

(laughing)

(glass smashes)

Oops.

Carla, where's Tom?

Nice party.

Tiffany: Tom!

(grunts)

Tiffany: <i>Tom!</i>

Go away, go away, go away!

Huh, who are you
to say I'm a mess?

(laughs)

Do you guys know where Tom is?

No, I haven't seen him.

No, you don't
know where he is?

Sweetie, do you want
me to help you find him?

-No, no, no, no, it's okay.
-You sure?

-Tom, Tom!
-We've been here for two hours.

-Ron.
-What?

-Do you know where Tom is?
-No, I haven't seen him.

-You don't know?
-No idea.

Hey, wait, watch this.

Tiffany: You're crazy.
(laughs)

You had it all didn't you?
Now look at yourself.

(grunting)

<i>There's nothing right with you.</i>

You are very, very wrong.

You're just a shell

-of the man you used to be.
-What do you want?

You're finished.

You know, I'm so disgusted,
I'm gonna leave you.

Hi, do you know where Tom is?

-I haven't seen him.
-You don't know where he is?

Okay.

Tom!

(indistinct chatter)

Tom: <i>You're fucking wrong,</i>
<i>you, not me.</i>

<i>I'm fine,</i>
<i>I'm dealing with this shit.</i>

Let's go take a look.

Tom: <i>Get the fuck out!</i>

Tiffany: <i>Tom!</i>

Tom: <i>That's fine,</i>
<i>I own you anyways.</i>

-Who are you to say I'm a mess.
-(indistinct chatter)

-Where's Tom?
-He's tweaking.

Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
You guys, you guys, leave.

Ron:
Are you sure you really wanna?

-What are you doing?
-It's okay--

What are you doing? Stop!

Everybody get out, get out,
everybody get out!

Just get out!

Tom, why?

I'm not...

-Baby, he's tweaking.
-I'm okay. I'm all right.

-Come on, he's tweaking.
-Tweaking, fuck you!

It's okay.

-Tiffany: Stop.
-Get the fuck out!

Stop doing it,
stop doing that.

Stop it, you know what,
you can go.

-What?
-Go, get out.

-Tom!
-Get out, go, what the hell!

Do not worry,
I'll take care of him.

Are you sure?

I've done it before.

Tom, Tom,
what do you think you're doing?

-(knocking on door)
-Yeah, come on in.

Bishop: Hey,
what's going on?

-Producer: Where's Hersch?
-You got him upset.

Upset, why?

You got him shooting
Marble and McCullen.

Oh, yeah, okay,
I'll talk to him later.

What's up?

What's up is this,
could you explain this to me?

Okay, three films
that have shot in a month

and each one of them
is grossly over budget.

Explain that to me, will you?

First of all,
this isn't my film

and this is Tom Powers
and this is Tom Powers.

It's your contract guy.

This film here,
he can't even get his dick hard.

We're there all day and we
end up having to do the gag

for the pop and then this here,
he doesn't even show up.

I call his agent and his agent
can't even get a hold of him.

So you're telling he's
tweaking again, right?

I'm not gonna say he's--

You're not telling me
a God damn thing, okay?

You two geniuses down there,
give him a fucking Viagra,

he gets hard,
you shoot the film.

He's old school, man,
he's not taking a Viagra

and you know that.

I don't wanna hear the moron's
fucking old school, okay?

You tell this cock
sucker either he takes

the fucking Viagra
and gets fucking hard

or he's outta here,
okay, this is my money.

Not yours,
not Herschel's, not his.

This is Herschel's boy
and I'm not telling him

to take a Viagra,
have Herschel tell him he gotta.

Close the door.

What do I have to give?
Close the door!

I'm sorry about last night,
I got a little wasted.

A little wasted?

You were fucked up, Tom.

Herschel told me that you
have a serious problem.

Fuck him,
he doesn't know shit!

I do it once in a while, okay?

I try to quit.

(groans)

And why were you in the
bedroom with Carla anyway?

Partying just
like anybody else.

It was her shit, it wasn't mine.

Okay, I don't want that
bitch in this house anymore!

Do you understand me?
I'm serious, Tom.

I don't want her in here!

Okay, no problem, no problem.

-Director: <i>Cut.</i>
-(clapping)

Aliana, that was incredible.

-Thank you.
-Incredible.

You know, I've been in this
business for over 20 years,

I've worked with some of the
greatest legends of all time,

women like Heather Hunter,
Ginger Lynn, Jenna Jameson.

You could be bigger
than all of them.

I wouldn't say that.

No, you could, you project
a sense of intense sexuality

and wholesomeness,
I've never seen that before.

You're not gonna be a star,
you're gonna be a legend.

-I don't know what to say.
-Well, don't say anything.

Please, just listen,

I don't want you
to waste your potential.

You're going to
have to leave Tom.

Aliana, Tom was the best but
his drug use is outta control.

Don't talk about
him like that.

It's the truth, the studios

don't wanna work
with him anymore.

Tom doesn't have a problem,
he said he's quitting anyway.

All I'm saying is,
don't let Tom drag you down.

He's gonna bounce back.

Never mind,
I'll get him, I'll get him.

-(clapping)
-Tom.

If it's not, Bob, my favorite
fucking agent in my home.

Tom, what am I
gonna do with you?

My favorite fucking agent,

what the fuck are
you doing here?

Tom, everything I book
you for, you never show up.

Look at you now, you're wasted.

Why don't you try
booking me with girls

I really wanna fuck,
you book me with all

these ugly bitches,
come on, man, give me a break.

(laughs)
Give you a break?

Let me give you a newsflash,
nobody wants to work with you.

Nobody wanna work with you.

Everybody wants
to work with me.

Don't you know
who the fuck I am?

Look at you, Tom.

You never show up
for work on time,

and you're in your own
little world all the time.

Let me tell you something,

the world does not
revolve around you.

Let me tell you something,
as far as I'm concerned,

you're fucking fired.

Fuck you, you're fired,
you can let yourself out!

(spits)

(gasps)

Let me tell you something,
I quit.

Weatherman: <i>Well, it looks</i>
<i>like another wet one folks.</i>

<i>Get your umbrellas out</i>
<i>if you're going out.</i>

<i>Possible thunder showers</i>
<i>over the next hour.</i>

<i>Cloudy tomorrow with a 50</i>
<i>percent chance of rain.</i>

<i>It's gonna be</i>
<i>a cold one today...</i>

Good morning, baby.

That's easy for you to say.

You're still working,
aren't you?

Things will get better.

I don't know if I can
do this shit anymore.

You're one of the biggest
stars in the history

of the business,
you've been on top,

you'll get hot again, I promise.

-I don't know--
-(phone ringing)

-Hello?
-Woman: <i>You've been nominated!</i>

Really?

You got nominated,
you got nominated.

Really?

For... For what?

Woman: <i>For</i>
Wild Women of Color.

I knew I'll be back,
you know that?

Oh, okay, all right, thanks.

Tom: What's wrong?

Tiffany: I've been nominated.

Oh.

Tiffany:
For <i>Wild Women of Color.</i>

(sighs)

-Tom: I'm proud of you, babe.
-Yeah?

Yeah, yeah I'm happy for you.

Actually I'm gonna
celebrate for you right now.

So China Town's the
spot for cruising.

-Tiffany: Is it?
-Oh, I know you, I know you.

Could you take your glasses off?

Please, I know you.

Aliana Love, yes, yes!

-Oh, my God.
-(laughing)

Man: I watch your
stuff all the time.

Do you?
(laughs)

Man: Would you take
a picture with me?

You're number one fan.

-Man: Can I take your picture?
-Yeah, yeah, of course.

-Here, you take this.
-Sure, sure.

Man: This is so awesome.

Okay, hold on, let me get this.
Okay, ready, say cheese.

Both: Cheese!

There you go.

Thank you so much, oh, God,
this is such a thrill for me.

You are so cheerful, oh,
you're even cuter in person.

-(laughing)
-Oh, my God, your first fan.

That's so funny.

Yeah, that's interesting.
(laughs)

Well, he likes me.

Cool. That's cool.

I think we should
use Tom again.

Come on, Hersch.

Look, I talked to Aliana, he
hasn't worked for four months.

Producer: And I care whether
or not he's worked?

Come on, I'm here to make
money, he doesn't make me money.

I got a script for you that's
gonna make you a lot of money.

Oh, you got a script?

Listen it's called
<i>Fade Out, </i>it's perfect for Tom.

Listen, it's a story of
a retired porn legend

who's at the end of his life.

He thinks about the best sex
he ever had on and off camera.

That's not bad.

It's your idea?

And we only have to shoot
one or two sex scenes.

This is pretty good.

Yeah, then we get whole
clips in the catalog.

This is great, this is gonna
save me a ton of money.

And plus it's a good idea,
I like this.

-I really--
-Herschel: Good.

What about the script?

How far along is
the script to go?

Right now,
we could go right now.

Nah, I gotta see a final draft

and you don't tell
Tom anything, okay?

Let's see what shape he's in.

This is good, I like this.

Yeah, thank you, thank you.

Anything else?

Uh, nah, thank you.

That is a good idea.

I like that.

(clapping on TV)

(phone ringing)

This is bullshit,
are you watching this crap?

Dude, I know I should've been
nominated tonight instead of...

Aliana is going to the fucking
awards, this is bullshit, man.

She wanted me to go
over there tonight,

I just couldn't handle that,
all the crowd.

I made her, she'd be
nothing without me.

Hang on a second.

Host: <i>Here to announce the</i>
<i>AVM Best New Actress of the Year</i>

<i>are the beautiful twins,</i>
<i>Bambi and Candy.</i>

(clapping on TV)

<i>-I'm Bambi.</i>
<i>-I'm Candy.</i>

<i>-And we're here to announce...</i>
-Both: <i>The winner.</i>

<i>Of the AVM Best New</i>
<i>Actress of the Year, yay.</i>

<i>-You wanna go first?</i>
-Candy: <i>You go first.</i>

Bambi: <i>The nominees</i>
<i>are Bridgett Lynn</i>

<i>in </i>Whore Tour Las Vegas Edition.

Candy: <i>Sugar Jackson</i>
<i>in </i>Ebony Ass 52.

And Minnie Rider in
<i>Midget Madness Mania.</i>

And Aliana Love in
<i>Wild Women of Color.</i>

And the winner is, Aliana Love
in <i>Wild Women of Color.</i>

-Oh, my god, yay!
-(clapping)

Yay, yay!
She won though.

♪ (award music plays) ♪

(doorbell rings)

(doorbell rings)

What now?

(knocking on door)

What are you doing here?

(turns music down)

Carla:
I wasn't nominated either.

Tom: Care for a drink?

Yeah.

Tom: Whoa, go easy with that.

Remember the year when we
went to the awards together?

And you won Best Actor
and I was Best Actress.

Sure do, that was, what,
'bout nine years ago?

Those days are gone forever ago.

I thought they'd
never end, good times.

Yeah that's what
I thought too.

They announce
Aliana's category yet?

Mm-hmm, she won
Best Actress of the Year.

Carla: You really think
she's that good?

Best I've even seen.

Apart from one girl I
met about 10 years ago

when I got off the bus
from Detroit.

(chuckles)

Remember that?

Yep.

Celebration?

Oh, I might participate,
twist my arm.

Carla: Oh, yeah,

look at me having to
twist it so hard.

You're making me blush.

(sniffs)

I needed that.

(giggles)
So...

You know you want me.

Come on.

I can't,
as tempting as you are.

Come on, Tom, she's a kid.

Fuck me.

Yeah.

You want me to fuck you?

Yeah.
(moans)

Careful.

Do you wanna fuck me?

-Yeah.
-You do, huh?

Oh, yes.

-(slapping)
-(moans)

Yeah, that's it,
come on, fuck me.

Tom: You like that, huh?

Fuck me, come on.
(moans)

(slapping)

Tom: I can't do it, I can't.

You know what, I can't do it.

Go home, I just can't do it.

You know what, you have
lost your freaking mind.

They're right,
freaking has been.

(sighs)
I know.

(sports commentary plays)

Okay, hold on,
I want you to relax, okay?

I want you to relax,
take a deep breathe.

Listen to Herschel,
it'll be a breeze,

okay, you'll get through it,
no problem.

Sorry, what I really want
you to do though is just--

My bad, my bad, I want
you just to pay attention,

okay, you can breathe
right through this,

it'll be a piece of cake,

all right,
but just listen to Herschel

and you'll do fine, be vocal
but not too vocal but did I--

Tiffany: Yeah.

Did I say keep your
hair outta your eyes?

Again, did I say to
look at the camera?

Hey, be quiet.

Anyways, as I was saying...
What was I saying?

Oh, I know what I was
saying, just don't look at

the camera again though
but I just wanna--

Mr. Love, you're gonna
have to quiet it down

if you wanna stay,
we're ready to shoot.

Mr. Love?

Do you know who the fuck I am,
I'm Tom Powers, man.

You know that?

I know who you are,
you're a fucking has been

and you're fucking up my shoot!

Actually I'm a has been,
I'm fucking up your shoot?

I think I'm actually
helping you right now.

Leave, just get out of here.

You know what,
ever since I fucked your PA,

you know,
you had a thing for her--

Get the fuck--

I'm fucking Tom Powers,
you bitch!

-Hey, hey, hey!
-Fuck you!

Tom, Tom!

-Are you okay?
-Yeah, I'm great.

I don't know what's
wrong with him, I'm sorry.

I told you to
stay away from him.

Fuck!

All right, come on, let's go,
camera up, let's go, let's go!

We're behind, let's go,
camera up, come on!

Aliana, where you going?
We got a scene to do.

I can't.

You're the star of the movie.

Don't let him ruin this,
there's nothing you can do.

All right, no problem,
you do what you gotta do,

we'll do what we've gotta do

even if it means shooting
the scene without you.

He's been my friend
for 15 years,

I can't help him now either.

Okay, picture up!

-Tom: How you doing?
-Clerk: How you doing, man?

I need some vodka,
that one right there is good.

Clerk: All right.

Tom: Put it in a bag, please.

Clerk: Sure.

-Tom: Thank you very much.
-Clerk: All right, man.

(shop door dings)

Aliana's sitting this one
out, so it's just you two.

<i>Action!</i>

(moans)

(spits)

(moans)

Man: Breathe, breathe.

(spits)

Watch where you spit,
little girl.

(spits)
(moans)

Give me your cock.

You wanna spit on it, get up,
get the fuck up!

Let me spit on his cock!

Cut.

Aliana, come here, please.

What's up with you and Carla?

I can't stand her.

Honey, you gotta keep
your personal feelings

outta this for the
good of the picture.

You're a star.

You gotta be professional.

Okay, get back in there.

Action.

(moaning)

-(moaning)
-Oh, fuck!

Oh, my fucking God, oh, my God,
oh, my God that feels so good!

(moaning)

-You want some of this?
-Yeah.

Fuck, no,
fucking piece of shit!

(grunts)
Fuck!

Fuck, motherfucker.

Slim, pick up the phone,
pick up the fucking phone

you're a God damn coke dealer,
pick up the fucking phone!

Fuck, pick up the
God damn phone, man!

Fucking piece of shit!

(phone ringing)

Hey, Slim.

Tom, it's me, Ron.

Fuck, do you
have Slim's number?

No, I wouldn't give
it to ya if I did.

Just give me the
fucking number, God dammit.

Ron: <i>Tom!</i>

Look, you know what,
I'm coming over.

No, Tom--

No, fuck you, I'm coming over.

Fucking asshole, fuck.

-Carla: <i>Oh, fuck.</i>
-(moaning)

Tiffany: Fuck her pussy.

-(moaning)
-Man: I'm gonna cum!

Good stuff.

(moaning)

(moaning)

Tiffany: Fuck!

Cut!

Beautiful.

Beautiful,
that's good for me.

(moaning)

Tiffany: Thanks.

I don't see why everyone
thinks you're so great.

You had your turn.

Yeah, I had my turn, with Tom.

Like, nine years ago.

Oh, sweetie,
try the other night.

You're lying.

What do you think he was
doing during the award ceremony?

You're a fucking bitch, Carla.

(chuckles)

(banging on door)

Ron: Ah, shit, God dammit!

Hello, buddy, what's happening?

Listen, dude,
I need Slim's number.

Ron: I told you I don't have it,
I can't give it to you.

That's my call,
it's not what you think.

-I don't have it.
-I need his number.

Tom, as your friend,
as your friend!

I'll go downtown to fucking
score either way though.

-Go ahead!
-Give it to me!

-Ron: I don't have it!
-Give me his fucking number!

Give me his fucking number,
give me it!

Hit me, tough guy!
Hit me, tough guy!

Tom.

.Tom!

(Tom laughs)

Tom: I'm trying to get
some rock, can you help me?

Woman: I sell pussy not rock.

Tom: Oh.

You wanna date?

I'm looking for some rock,
can anybody help me out?

I sell pussy not rock.

I'll make it worth your while,
look,

I need some help, please.

Woman: What's in it for me?

-Fifty?
-(sighs)

Okay, okay, okay, all right,
what's it gonna cost?

Well, if you date me,
I'll get you some rock.

Okay, all right, get in,
get in the car, get in.

(car beeps)

(Tom laughs)

Tom, Tom!

(moaning)

Tom!

Tom!

Oh, fuck this shit.
(moans).

Tom! Tom! Tom!

Baby, it's not what
you think, just stop.

What the fuck
is going on here?

(screaming)

Stop.

Cunt!

You better get outta here,
get out!

Get the fuck out!

Stop it!

You son of a bitch,
you fucked Carla

and now I catch you
with some bitch!

-She's just a hooker.
-How could you fuck Carla?

I see her every fucking day!

She throws that shit in my face!

I didn't fuck Carla,
lying bitch, okay?

Last time I fucked her was
at least eight years off camera,

I didn't fuck her,
I did not fuck her.

Tiffany: Get out!

You need me.

Not anymore.

(car beeps)

(engine starts)

I don't know where he is,
I don't know, he just left.

Wait, wait, I'm gonna
call you back, okay, bye.

Tom, Tom!

Ron, do you know where Tom is?

No, that's why I'm here.

I've been calling him for
two hours on his cell phone,

he's not picking up, what's up?

-I just threw him out.
-You what?

First I find out that
he fucked Carla Simone

and then I find him with
some whore in our house.

Look, I can't defend any
whore you think you caught

him with but let me
tell you something,

he never fucked Carla.

He did, she told me.

Ron: She is a lying bitch.

He fucked her.

He didn't fuck her,
he doesn't like the girl.

In fact, he hates her.

Okay, when did this event
supposedly take place?

The night at the award show.

-Oh, oh, no, I get it.
-Tiffany: See!

No, look, she was
here at the house, yes.

She tried to fuck him and he
absolutely turned her down.

You're just saying that
'cause you're his friend.

He told me this himself
and he wouldn't lie to me

and I wouldn't lie to you.

I wouldn't.

I believe you.

Thank you.

Look, I wouldn't lie to you.

I only lie to girls when
I wanna put my penis

in their vagina, okay,
then I lie all the time.

Look, Tom needs us.

We gotta get him here
and put him into rehab.

He's so desperate for crack,
he attacked me.

What should I do?

Just grab your phone,
say whatever you gotta say

just get him here and we're
gonna put him through rehab.

Okay, I'm gonna go
get my cell phone.

Ron: Good idea.

Herschel: <i>You're</i>
<i>a fucking has-been</i>

<i>and you're fucking up my shoot!</i>

Tiffany: <i>Get out,</i>
<i>you fucked Carla</i>

<i>and now I catch you</i>
<i>with some bitch!</i>

Herschel: <i>You're</i>
<i>a fucking has-been</i>

<i>and you're fucking up my shoot!</i>

Tiffany: <i>Get out,</i>
<i>get out, get out!</i>

(insults echo)

(phone ringing)

-Aliana.
-I should've believe you.

Tom: <i>Huh?</i>

I listened to Carla,
I should've believed you.

Oh, you mean that hooker?

I didn't say that,
I care about your heart and

I hope that you care about mine.

What's important is that
you didn't fuck Carla.

You didn't lie to me.

Tom: <i>Aliana, I promise</i>
<i>you I'm gonna stop.</i>

You have to.

Okay, okay, I'll go to rehab--

I can't take this anymore I
swear if you don't I'm gone.

Okay, I'll stop.

Get back here so we can talk.

All right, baby,
I'm turning round right now.

-(tires screech)
-Tom!

Tom: <i>Shit!</i>

(crashing)

Tiffany: <i>Tom, say something.</i>

Thank you, so, have you
made any arrangements yet?

Yeah, uh, but after the funeral

I was thinking about
having a little service,

like, close family and friends.

I think that's a good idea.

Yeah, yeah, it should be good.

So are you still
gonna stay here?

Maybe, not sure.

It takes time.

(cries)

It's gonna be okay, sweetie.

(indistinct chatter)

Oh, shit.

Aliana.

I'm gonna leave you, let
me know if you need anything.

Uh-huh.

I am so very sorry.

Tiffany: Thanks, Carla.

(crying)

Priest: Everyone, please,
gather around, take your seats.

Thank you all for coming,
we wanna say a final prayer

for Tom, please, bow your heads.

Heavenly Father, thank you
for bringing us together, Lord,

under the circumstances, Lord,
Tom's gonna truly be missed

even though he's
not here physically,

he's within our
heart spiritually.

May Tom rest in peace and
have a peaceful journey, amen.

All: Amen.

Now, Tom's good friend,
Mr. Ron Jeremy's

gonna say a few word, thank you.

-Thank you, Ron.
-Thank you.

Well, Tom, it's not the first
time I've seen you stiff

but it is the last.
(chuckles)

I'm here all week, folks,
tip the waitress.

Tom Powers came to
this town 25 years ago.

He had nothing, no connections
and through hard work

and perseverance he
became a household name.

Everyone who knew Tom,
loved Tom, he was my friend.

He was my best friend and
he loved you a lot, Aliana.

Tiffany: I know.

He had that gift
that we all love,

the occupation of
being able to fuck

these beautiful girls and
actually get paid for it.

It's kinda, well... Sorry,
Reverend, I got carried away.

Look, I've seen a lot of guys
come and go in this business

from John Holmes, Harry Reems,
Tom Bower and Sean Michaels

but Tom had something
really, really special.

He believed in his heart that
if you really try hard enough

you can leave this world a
better place just by being in it

and I really think that
through his movies,

he accomplished that
purpose and because of his

British and Scots heritage,
I think he'd appreciate if

I played the Scot's
national anthem

for a moment of silence.

(clears throat)
Here it goes.

♪ (plays <i>Scotland The Brave) ♪</i>

Thank you.

(crying)

I wanna thank
everyone for coming out

and wishing Tom his
peaceful journey.

This concludes the memorial
service, God bless.

(crying)

Aliana, Tom and I
fought all the time

but I loved him like a brother.

Come with me.

Aliana, I'd like you
to meet Mark Levin.

Mark Levin, Aliana.

-Pleased to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.

How'd you know Tom?

I've known Tom for years.

We were on a TV show
together in the late 80's.

I didn't know Tom was on TV.

Show got cancelled and Tom
left Hollywood for a while

and began doing porn,
I stayed in television

and became a director
and a producer.

Look, my production company's
casting a new reality show,

Tom sent me your
pictures a while back.

He knew what a fan you
were of reality TV and

my production company's a
casting new reality show.

I want you to call my
office in the morning.

As far as I'm concerned,
you've been cast.

Wow, thanks.
(chuckles)

You're welcome,
good meeting you.

Nice to meet you too.

(giggles)

She'll be all right, you don't
have to worry, she's strong.

Tonya: Yeah, you're right
about that, that she is.

I've always known that.

Both: Hey, mama.

-How are you?
-Okay.

I have to tell
you guys something.

Oh, shit, here we go again.

No, this is some
good shit, I promise.

Yeah?

Well, that was Mark Levin.

Really, oh, my God,
he's a big time producer.

Yeah, and he's really cute too.

(laughing)

What?

Listen, listen, listen,
he wanted me to be the

star of his next
reality TV show.

Girl, that is fabulous,
that's great news, oh, my God.

Do you realize you
came here for this,

everything is working out.

Do you realize your
dreams are coming true?

I didn't think about that,
at all.

Yes.

See, you move in
your big house now.

(laughing)

-Tonya: I'm so proud of you.
-Tiffany: I'm excited now.

Tonya: Yes, that is the best.