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Herschel: <i>Welcome to</i> <i>Hollywood, the real Hollywood.</i>

<i>Not the bullshit you see on TV.</i>

<i>Where for every winner,</i> <i>there's 100 losers.</i>

<i>Yet they keep coming,</i> <i>day after day.</i>

<i>In this town you</i> <i>better have a plan B.</i>

You gotta be kidding me.

Listen, I don't wanna hear anymore bullshit.

Okay, if he fucks up again he's gone.

Herschel: John, you can't get rid of Tom.

(sighs)

<i>Come out here, you better</i> <i>have a round trip ticket.</i>

(sniffs)

(coughs)

You looking at, huh?

It's your problem?

You're fucking doing it again, aren't ya?

Doing it again?

Stop fucking staring at me.

(screams)

You fucking drive me crazy!

I'm sorry, you're not quite what we're looking for.

All right, thanks anyway.

Thank you, but we need someone a little smaller.

All right, thanks.

-Thanks. -You're welcome.

(mouths)

You fresh, huh?

How'd you guess?

I've been out here for a while, I can tell.

Plus it shows.

-Great. -So how long you been in?

A month.

Oh, girl, if you're good it gets better

but if you suck, you may as well pack up

and save yourself the misery and go back home.

-Tiffany. -Hey, I'm Tonya.

So, how long have you been out here?

I've been out here for a few years.

Yeah, but so far it's been pretty good to me.

Can't complain, you know, little bit of this,

little bit of that, few films here and there.

Yeah, I can't complain.

So, where you from?

Tulsa.

-Where? -Oklahoma.

All righty, wow. (chuckles)

Wait a minute.

You look familiar.

I don't know from where but

have I seen you on TV before?

(laughs) Oh, my God,

okay, this is so cool.

Okay, okay, do you have any advice for me?

Yeah, listen, if you're really serious about acting,

you gotta be patient

'cause if you're out here for the money

you may as well leave, it's either one or the other.

Courtney Bond: Tiffany Hayes.

All right, hun, I need you to stand right here on the X.

This is Tiffany Hayes.

I need you need to look right into the camera

and slate for me.

Tiffany: Tiffany Hayes and I don't have an agent.

Do you know your lines?

Tiffany: Yeah.

Courtney: Look directly into the camera.

And action.

If you only knew how much I love you.

Can't you see what you're putting me through?

You know, this is some bullshit, I can't begin to...

Okay, Miss Hayes.

...tell you how much I've tried.

That's all I need to see.

Huh?

Casting Agent: That's all I need to see.

Tiffany, hey.

Tiffany, hey!

-Tiffany, right? -Uh-huh.

Courtney Bond, I'm the producer of this film.

You look so young.

Girl, I have a wonderful husband.

(chuckles)

Look, I just wanted to let you know,

you don't have to be so hard on yourself.

You're just not right for this film, okay,

but I do have some things in the works

that you might be great at so take my card.

If you could help me out that would be great.

Just give me a call, okay, all right.

Thanks.

Tiffany: To be honest, I really love reality TV.

I'd be happy doing just that.

I don't care about the stigma.

I came out here to act.

I just need someone to give me the opportunity

to let me show them what I can do.

Honey, don't even worry about that.

I produce everything from films to reality TV shows.

Trust me, I'm sure there's something

I can do to help you out.

But what do I do, what's next?

First, what you need to do

is learn to follow and trust direction.

Okay.

Second, just follow my lead.

Wait, wait, wait, what are you doing?

Follow my lead.

Wait.

(moans)

Herschel: <i>The only difference</i> <i>between Hollywood and porn</i>

<i>is at least in porn, you know</i> <i>who's fucking you and when.</i>

♪ (music plays over radio) ♪

That's my song, I love that song.

Oh, look, there's my girlfriend, Tiffany, pull over.

Jasmine: Who?

Tiffany, you know, the girl I was telling you about.

Jasmine: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

-Yeah, pull over. -Jasmine: All right.

Hey, you, what's up?

-Tonya, hey. -Hey, where you headed?

To a commercial audition.

Tonya: Really, cool, where?

Encino.

Oh, good, we're headed that way.

Yeah?

Hey, this is my roommate, Jasmine.

Hi.

We're gonna take her to her commercial audition, okay?

That's fine, that's cool.

Tonya: So, what's been going on, girl?

Hey, nothing much.

What did you do that for?

You got that from Warren Harrison.

And?

You gonna be prostituting now?

-What? -Ma, he's a pimp.

-A pimp? -Jasmine: Yeah.

He told me he owned an escort agency.

Jasmine: Yeah, right.

Girl, pull over.

Baby, it's all the same thing, it's all prostitution.

Yeah.

You know you'd be expected to fuck these guys, don't you?

Escorts, hookers, call girls, it's all the same thing.

You guys, I don't know if I'm gonna make it out here.

Well, you know what, you didn't do it yet.

So you learned a lesson.

No harm done.

Rule number one, don't trust nobody with a dick.

(laughs)

What?

Look, if it's meant for you to be out here,

your talent will see you through.

Easy for you to say, you're working.

Yeah, and I hustled and busted my ass for years.

You've only been out here for a few months.

You just gotta give it some time.

You know what, I'm gonna do something for you

that nobody did for me, okay?

I'm gonna help you.

-Like a coach? -Yeah, like a coach.

(chuckles)

But only to get you started in the right direction, okay?

You would do that for me?

Yeah, I'm gonna do that for you

just to get you started in the right direction, okay?

'Cause, girl, it is so easy to eaten up out here.

Man...

Tonya: You're either on the plate or you're in front of it.

But I'm doing this just to keep you outta trouble, okay?

Somebody's gotta keep an eye out on you.

(Jasmine scoffs)

Yeah, well, can we go coach, Tonya?

Ignore her.

-Talking stupid. -(laughing)

I could do that.

(sighs)

Hi, yeah, I'm calling about the production assistant job.

So, just come in tomorrow?

All right, thanks.

(exhales)

Secretary: <i>Hey, Tom,</i> <i>how you doing?</i>

Tom Powers: <i>You got any mail for me?</i>

No, I don't, but I do have fan mail here

and these packages came in.

Oh, and messages.

There you go.

Herschel: <i>Tom Powers,</i> <i>at one time</i>

<i>the biggest star in the</i> <i>business, my best friend.</i>

<i>And the only contract</i> <i>guy we ever had.</i>

Hi.

Hi.

Secretary: What can I do for you today?

I'm Tiffany Hayes, I'm here to apply

for the production assistant position.

Okay, no problem, what I'm gonna have you do

is I'm gonna go ahead and have you fill this out here

and then sign on the bottom and then here is your pen

and you can feel free to have a seat,

if you have any questions feel free to ask.

-Tiffany: Okay. -Okay, all right.

-Tom: Excuse me. -Sorry.

I'll be on the big screen soon, I'm gonna be a star.

(knocking on door)

Grandma, Grandma, I gotta go, those are my roommates,

they're telling me that I have to leave for work, okay?

(knocking on door)

Grandma, I have to go.

Listen, Tiffany, you got two choices,

you either pay me or you get the hell out.

I'm gonna pay you, I got a job, I'm fine.

Listen, you pay me or get out, I don't care which, by Friday.

I'm gonna pay you,

-I promise. -(Landlord) By Friday.

Yeah, I'll pay you, I promise.

Friday, I mean it. Don't mess with me on this.

Yeah, it's a lot different than what I'm used to.

Okay.

Yeah, I'm just gonna sit here.

Bishop: Okay, so, this is what we got going on, we got...

Herschel: <i>That's Bishop.</i>

Bishop: <i>Hey,</i> <i>I got this one Hersch.</i>

<i>I'm Bishop, I've directed</i> <i>for Goldman Films</i>

<i>for eight years, I work</i> <i>hard, mind my own business.</i>

<i>That may not get you ahead</i>

<i>but it's sure to</i> <i>keep you in the game.</i>

Boy, girl, anal, okay?

It's one vag position's what I need.

Then give me three anal positions.

-Easy. -Bishop: Easy?

-Easy. -Let me get... What you got?

Maybe, like, a doggy right there, vag,

and then right to A after that.

I wanna see those titties doing their thing,

but how 'bout we reverse cowgirl?

Yeah, that's what I was gonna do.

Right here.

Okay, right there and that's the perfect line.

-Man: Straight on like that? -Yeah.

Y'all gonna have any lube or anything?

Tiffany, hey, sweetie, could you grab that sex tote

with the lubes and stuff in it?

So, now, as far as the pop goes, what y'all wanna do?

-Where do you want it? -Don't ask me.

-(laughing) -It's not going on my face.

Probably around my mouth, nose area or something.

Okay, all right, let's do that, sound good?

I'm probably gonna have to stroke or set it up

whatever I can't pop right.

Especially reverse, can't pop from there.

All right, is that good for you?

Could she set the basket down, way too heavy.

You could put it down, thank you.

Pull out a lube and then let's get started.

All right, cool.

-Are they good? -That works, you good?

Woman: Yeah, I'm good, thank you.

Y'all ready?

-Man: Yeah, let's roll. -Woman: Yeah.

Picture's up, let's roll, let's roll.

Sweaty hands and shit.

Bishop: Action!

(moans)

(moans)

(knocking on door)

Come in.

I need you to sign this?

Hey, I saw you earlier watching me.

What's going on?

How do you do it?

What do you mean?

(laughing)

It's easy.

'Cause I like to have people watch me fuck.

Makes it easy.

Tiffany: Here.

Now, this, this right here, will make you wanna fuck.

(chuckles)

-Have a nice night. -Woman: Thank you, you too.

(sniffs)

(sniffs)

Tom: Fuck, man, this is bullshit!

Man, two hours fucking late!

Relax, Tom!

<i>I'm Herschel, director, writer,</i> <i>producer, for Goldman Films.</i>

<i>I deal with divas all day long.</i>

<i>Usually it's the girls,</i> <i>lately it's been Tom.</i>

Tom: Let's just reschedule, okay?

Herschel: This picture's already through the roof,

we finish it today or it's outta pocket

and I'm not about to go outta pocket.

Well let's just find somebody else then.

Would you just work with me, Tom.

I put a few calls out, I'm waiting for a call back

from Jordan at the ladies' Agent.

Tom: How 'bout this little girl over here?

No, Tom.

Tom: Honey.

Yes, I'm talking to you, come over here.

Come over here, I'm not gonna bite you.

Let me take a look at you.

What's your name, sweetheart?

-Tiffany. -Tiffany.

How old are you, Tiffany?

-Twenty. -Twenty years old?

I'll tell you what, would you like to do a scene with me?

A sex scene?

Yeah, a sex scene, with me.

Uh, no, I just can't.

Really?

I-- I can't.

You can't or you just don't want to

because if you don't, I can understand

and I'll leave you alone but if you do,

could be something in it for you.

I can't, I just can't.

Yeah, just leave her alone.

I'll tell you what, I would like you to replace

Carla Simone, I want you to be the star.

-Me replace Carla? -Tom: Mm-hmm.

(laughs) Yeah, right.

Tom, Tom!

Hey, I'll tell you what, I would pay you 800 dollars.

I'll actually pay you 1,000 dollars.

A thousand dollars for an hour's work and some fun

and I will pay you cash, right after the scene.

-Um... -It's very tempting, isn't it?

Say yes, say yes, say yes.

You know you want to, 1,000 dollars.

Oh... okay.

-Tom: You said okay? -Yeah, all right.

-She hasn't been tested. -Tom: She said okay.

-Tested? -Tested.

She said okay, she said okay, let's go do her makeup.

Come on... (claps)

...let's get this shoot, come with me, sweetheart.

Come on, gonna make some money. (claps)

Tiffany, come here, I just wanna tell you

you're incredible, I'm shocked, you just have this...

You're unbelievable, I've never seen somebody

first time on the set look that good.

(giggles)

Listen, I just want to give you a really important note, okay?

Okay.

-Don't worry about the lights... -Uh-huh.

-...the crew doesn't exist. -Uh-huh.

Okay, they're here to support you and how beautiful you are.

Okay.

The only thing I want you to focus on is Tom.

Tom, sexy Tom, biggest star in the business, okay?

Tiffany: Okay.

You're great.

All right let's go, let's roll the camera.

Woman: <i>Secretary Sluts.</i>

(claps)

Action, just look at Tom.

(Tiffany exhales)

-(crashing) -Sorry.

It's okay, it's okay, it's all right.

I'll take care of that, I'll take care of that.

Obviously it's your first day on the job but

you're gonna have to pay for that now.

You know that, right?

-Do you? -Yeah.

So you know what you can do to pay for that?

Hmm.

You can take some dick-tation.

-(chuckles) -You know what dick-tation is?

You know what it's gonna be?

You're gonna get on your knees for me right now.

Get on your knees, get on your knees.

Undo my pants, take my cock out and suck on it, right now.

Do it, there you go, come on get it out.

Don't be shy, put it in your mouth.

You've sucked on a cock before, haven't you?

Well, let's see what you got.

(moans)

(muffled moaning)

Stick your tongue out.

There you go.

Tiffany: <i>Right there, right there.</i>

(moans)

(panting)

(moans)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

-Push it in. -(moans)

(moaning)

You did good, I think I'll let you keep your job.

(laughs)

Tom, that was a really, really good scene.

Yep, I know it was and she wasn't too bad herself.

She's damn good, Herschel, man.

(laughs) Thanks.

No, thank you, thank you for saving us.

I think we just found ourselves a new little starlet.

Oh, that was crazy. (laughs)

-Tom: You're a natural, girl. -(laughs)

Amazing!

What the fuck is going on?

I just went to the set and the boys are breaking it down.

Carla, you were more than two hours late.

So we did the scene with someone else.

-Carla: Who? -Tiffany.

Tiffany who?

Tiffany the production assistant.

(laughs) Really?

Herschel: I'm dead serious.

You replaced me with a PA?

Are you out of your freaking mind?

I have over 10 years here.

Listen, maybe that's the problem.

I am tired of dealing with your diva bullshit.

Listen, you keep this shit up

and you're gonna be working a whole lot less.

-Oh, come on, don't be mad-- -Carla, it's business.

Carla, stop, don't do this, Tom's my friend.

That was a long time ago, Tom's moved on, so should you.

You haven't.

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

Look, it's obvious you still feel for Tom.

Well, I'm always gonna love Tom.

Look, I think it's sweet and all what you're doing,

the good friend thing, but really,

do you think that Tom would do the same for you?

(moans)

(knocking on door)

Yes?

Tom: Aliana, you in there?

-Yeah, it's just me. -Tom: Can I come in?

Yeah.

Tom: Hey.

I just wanna let you know that I thought we really

connected out there on the set tonight.

Yeah, me too.

I liked it a lot.

-Yeah. -Come here.

I didn't come here to tell you that.

Can I?

Kiss me, Tom.

Tiffany: <i>Hey, Tonya?</i>

Ow!

Tonya, Tonya!

Yeah, girl, what?

I've been tryna tell you something all day but

I don't really know how to say it.

What is it?

All right, well, you know how I took that production gig, right?

Yeah.

And that I'm a production assistant now.

Yeah, silly, what?

What I didn't tell you is that the company that I work for

they shoot porno movies.

Tiffany, oh, my God, so you mean to tell me...

Oh, shit, oh, my God, that is so nasty.

I was recently in one of those movies.

Quit playing. Girl, that's not funny, stop.

Are you serious?

Tiffany, what the hell would make you...

What would you do something like that for, are you crazy?

Why?

I don't know, they asked me if I would do it

and I said yes and it just happened, all right.

What do you mean...

What do you mean you don't know why?

That doesn't make any sense. That's not an answer, okay?

I shouldn't have told you.

But do you realize people are gonna see you?

Damn, you can forget about it.

You're not gonna be cast in anything mainstream now.

It's done.

What are you gonna tell your folks?

Jesus, did you even think about that?

Hey, I was looking at Tom's clips the other day

and there was this girl I've never seen before.

Herschel: Tiffany, she goes by Aliana Love.

I like her, she's fresh, she's got this innocence about her,

-is she shooting right now? <i>-The Wild Women of Color.</i>

I like her, more girls should be like her because

I'll tell you something, these websites are killing me.

I'm losing money left and right.

There's a lot of girls out there but none like her.

She reminds me of the days when there were real porn stars.

You know what, let's push on it, okay.

Put her in everything, we're gonna make this girl

a porn star, I mean a real porn star like they used to be.

We already have her under contract.

Contract, I'm talking porn star, you know?

I wanna make this girl as big as Jenna Jameson.

As a matter of fact, I know I'm asking a lot but in a week

can you get some promotion thing together?

Yeah, no problem.

Good, 'cause I wanna put her on AVN, I wanna get X Biz,

I want personal appearances, the internet,

the whole nine yards.

If we put her in everything she gets over exposed.

So what though?

By the time she's over exposed,

we'll have a stable of porn stars.

-I'm right, Hersch. -It can work.

Hersch, it'll work.

Let's go.

Damn, I really, really wanted to help you.

What do you want from me?

You don't pay my rent, you don't pay my bills.

Tonya, you don't understand, I have nothing.

I didn't come all the way out to Hollywood to be a PA.

I came out here to be an actress, to be a star.

And I'm out of money and out of work.

What about your job?

I'm an intern, the job pays me 200 dollars a week.

The shit hole of a room I stay in is 60 a day.

Tonya: Why don't you just come stay with me and Jas?

You're not hearing me.

I don't make any money, I don't have a real paying job.

In the past six months, I've probably been on 100 auditions

and got nothing worth shit.

My first week on a porno set and I get a contract.

You're gonna keep doing this shit?

You wanna make porno?

You call that acting?

It's regular pay and the money is good.

-Then I'll get into mainstream. -(sighs)

Oh, really, do you really think you're gonna go

from making porno to mainstream acting?

That's right.

Newsflash, porno stars do not become real actors, okay.

I'm going to.

What about diseases did you even think about that, Tiffany?

They test for diseases.

I don't believe you, I don't believe you.

Can we just go?

You know what, you're the big baller now, you pay for lunch.

♪ (music plays) ♪

(turns music down)

What are you doing?

-Give me... What in the world? -Get on, real quick.

I need to talk to you about something.

Okay, what?

(exhales) Okay.

(clears throat)

You know this acting thing hasn't quite

been working out the way the I planned it to, right?

Mm-hmm and?

And that I got that intern job as a PA, right?

Jasmine: <i>Girl, did you</i> <i>end up getting a promotion?</i>

Tiffany: <i>No.</i>

Jasmine: <i>Did you</i> <i>get your ass fired?</i>

Tiffany: <i>No, no,</i> <i>listen, listen, listen.</i>

Jasmine: <i>Spit it out, say it.</i>

Tiffany: <i>All right.</i>

(clears throat)

Well all right, I'm...

What's going on?

The company that I work for shoots porno movies.

(laughs)

Oh, my god, that is crazy, are you serious?

That is crazy, you're crazy for that.

You know, I want all the hottest shit, all right?

Of course. (laughs)

-You gotta hook me up. -Of course.

-Of course I will. -I want it all.

You're the biggest freak I know and that is for sure.

-(laughs) -I'm just saying.

What do you do for the flicks?

Okay, now what, what?

(sighs)

All right, fine, look, she's in the movies.

She's doing porn.

Really?

Yeah.

(laughs) Oh, my God, come here,

God, are you serious?

Wow, wait a minute now, now you know we can't get this

twisted, you know that makes you the biggest freak.

-No, no, no. -(laughing)

Jasmine: Okay, no, no, wait...

Tonya: I cannot believe her.

Y'all are stupid, seriously.

I was sitting up here thinking that

she was telling me you're giving up.

You know what I mean, you was gonna go back home.

Then you kept bringing up the whole job part

which was fucking with me.

-Fuck! -I cannot believe you!

Jasmine: Tonya, stop tripping, seriously.

Look, I am not tripping, okay?

I just don't know why she's doing this.

She aingt even like that.

Okay, but she is like that and it's her decision.

If that's what she wants to do, you know what I mean?

I just can't see why you just can't be happy for her.

If it was something that she didn't wanna do then

I could see you bugging out about it but

obviously she enjoys it so you should really stop

being a bitch, sorry, you know.

Just don't be a bitch, you know, like that?

<i>♪ Don't be a bitch,</i> <i>don't be a bitch ay ♪</i>

<i>-♪ Don't be a bitch ♪</i> -(laughing)

Both: <i>♪ Don't be a bitch,</i> <i>don't be a bitch ♪</i>

-I'm not being a bitch, okay? -(laughing)

Mm-hmm, whatever.

(groaning)

(laughing)

Jasmine: It's okay. Aw, see.

(laughing)

Look at that.

Nah, it's just, you know, I love you and

I just don't want anything to happen to you, okay?

I love you too and I'll be okay, I promise.

Everything will be fine.

See, I like this, this family affair.

-Okay, I don't... -(laughing)

Before I leave here just let me see your tits.

How 'bout just one?

Just one, come on, Vanessa.

Look at this guy, Stevie.

They letting any fucking bums in here.

What can I get you?

We need three shots of Jack.

I can't, I gotta be downtown 10 minutes ago.

Tom: Drink and a shot.

I was supposed to be downtown 10 fucking minutes ago.

Steve, Steve, Steve!

-I just ordered it. -Steve: All right, just one.

Too late now. She's pretty sexy.

(phone ringing)

-Let's do this. -Toast.

-To younger women. -To older whiskey.

And more money.

-That's it, I'm outta here. -Tom: Oh, come on now.

-Nah, I gotta-- -Tom: One more.

I'm late already, come on.

Night, kid, I got to.

-I hate that guy. -Because he's an asshole.

I hear that.

-You know what this is? -Ron Jeremy: What?

It's a bigger asshole, that's what he is.

(laughs)

(laughing)

Jasmine: <i>So, what's</i> <i>your porn name?</i>

I don't have one.

What?

What's wrong with Tiffany, I like Tiffany.

-Yeah, no. -No, no.

Look, she gotta have a porn name.

It's kinda like having a alter ego, you know what I mean?

-Tonya: Oh, okay. -See.

-Yeah. -Okay.

How 'bout Sex Kitty?

-Yeah, no. -(laughing)

Don't do that again. (laughs)

All right, fine.

Why don't you just use the darn name

you use when you go to the club?

Which one?

Aliana.

All: Oh.

-I like that. -I like that, I like that a lot.

Yeah, what about a last name though?

Dang, she gotta have a last name too?

Yeah.

Hey, no!

How 'bout Loves To Fuck.

No, no, just listen, Aliana Loves To Fuck hey.

(laughing)

Oh, come on!

Wait, wait, I got it, what about just Aliana Love?

Jasmine and Tonya: Aliana Love!

(laughing)

Okay, okay.

All right, I got some more news to tell you guys.

Oh, shit.

No, no, no, this isn't that deep, this is some good shit.

Okay, what is it already?

I feel like I'm watching a damn game show, damn.

(clears throat)

I'm dating Tom Powers.

It's the white guy with the accent, right?

-Tiffany: Yes. (laughs) -Yeah, he's paid.

I don't care how paid he is, I have no idea who he is.

So, how did that happen, Missy.

-(laughs) -You're just full of surprises.

Anyway, all right, it's the end of the day,

and I'm in my dressing room getting ready to leave.

Wait a minute, she got a dressing room too?

And he comes in there looking fly as hell...

So, Tiff, how often do they do these tests?

Nurse, how often?

Nurse: Every 30 days.

See, it's safe.

All right, so give me your arm, please.

It's okay, just relax.

Just a little stick and put your hand there, please.

And you're all done.

So, what did you just test for?

Gonorrhea, chlamydia and HIV.

I thought they only tested for AIDS.

They test for all three.

All three?

There's actually 25 sexually transmitted diseases.

What?

All right, ladies, thanks for coming in.

Wait, what about the other 22?

We only test for three.

No. Nobody. I did. Yo, hang on.

Marcus is here now so we might be outta red, okay.

Yeah, I'll call you back.

Listen, can't get ahold of Tom today

so we might not do that boy, boy, girl and girl,

it might just be you.

-All right. -So, yeah.

Okay?

Yeah, I got it, don't worry about it.

All right, thanks.

Marcus: Everybody's in here?

Yeah, let me show you where we got...

I gotta say something, how come you,

the king of cock swing, has a live in girlfriend?

Like my first night on cocaine,

just keeps getting better every time.

Ron: And what is the name of this Miss Sex Appeal?

Miss Aliana Love.

How'd you meet her?

On the set, she just fucking rubbed my load, man.

-That good? -That good, trust me.

Yeah, but, look, you're with a vagina all day long,

never moved one in before.

Well, it's not just the pussy, man, she really moved me.

(phone rings)

I have never heard you talk like this before.

Well I've never been in love like this before.

Answer this thing.

Look, I hope it works out for ya, good luck with it.

Well, I'll tell you what, she just signed

a eight picture deal, she's getting two grand a pop

for <i>Wild Women of Color.</i>

I love this, they say porn exploits women,

I've been doing this for 20 years

and she's making way more than me.

Well, you can meet her if you'd like.

The casting crew are gonna be at my house for cocktails tomorrow.

Is it catered?

Of course it's catered.

Ooh, good food, gorgeous women.

-Tom: All good stuff. -I'm in.

You could bring Stevie.

Very funny.

Two thousand dollars?

It's worth every penny.

(groans)

Youth is wasted on the young, we're getting old.

Speak for yourself, I'm still stroking with the best of them.

You saying you haven't reached your peak yet?

No, I'm not saying that,

I'm saying there's plenty left in the tank still.

Yeah, plenty in the tank but you're not

the young stud muffin you used to be.

Tom: What are you trying to say?

Look at me, I've adjusted, I still act

but I also direct and do other things.

So?

So, you can still be a player but you can change your game.

You see, actors become directors and producers,

athletes become coaches, see, it's the cycles of change.

The sands of time.

Fuck that, I'll always be the best.

Always the best, I know that, the number one.

Want some of this?

No, I'll take that credit card though.

I bet you will.

(sniffs)

You know I don't do that stuff and you really shouldn't either.

It's not that I just needed a bump.

-(coughs) -Why don't you take a V?

I don't have any problem getting wood,

I just needed a bump right now, that's all.

(sniffs)

Look, you're gonna be late for your shoot.

We gotta go, we gotta go, you're late, come on.

Oh, yeah.

What the fuck, man?

-You didn't answer your phone. -Okay.

(moaning)

Oh, yes, spit on it.

-Man: Yeah, go for it. -Spit on it.

-(spits) -Oh, shit, fuck yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, stick out that tongue, oh, yeah, oh, shit.

Tom: Hey, guys, sorry I'm late.

Woman: Oh, hey.

Hersch, I love you more than the love of God, okay?

Your friend comes wasted one more time,

he doesn't come in, he's gone.

I told you, Tom wasn't wasted on Monday, he was sick.

Yesterday he wasn't here because of car trouble.

Come on, you're fucking bullshitting me, right?

I can't do this anymore.

Look, John, you don't wanna get rid of Tom.

He's been performer of the year five times, he sells units.

(chuckles)

Do you really think I give a shit

how many awards his dick has won?

Come on, give me a break, all right?

This is not your money, it's not his money

that's going out the door, it's mine, okay?

Come on, this is it, tell him, end of story, I'll see ya later.

-(sniffs) -(knocking on door)

Tom: Hang on. Wait.

I can't wait, I got a girl that just left,

-okay? -Fuck!

I got a girl that just left,

I got no scene and we gotta get outta this.

-(sniffs) -Herschel's gonna kill us.

I need a pop.

I'm sorry, just having a bad day.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm having a fucking bad day, all right?

Bishop: Listen, we're gonna do a gag, all right?

Tom: What kinda gag?

-Bishop: Pina colada. -What?

-Bishop: Come here, come here. -Tom: You're kidding me.

No, I'm serious, come here.

It works.

Tom: Jeez, I came a lot, huh?

Bishop: Yeah, you're gonna be cumming a lot today.

-(sniffs) -You put it in a condom.

-Right. -Bishop: All right?

Tom: Now what do I do?

Bishop: I'm gonna poke a hole in it.

Tom: And I squeeze it out?

Bishop: And when you pop you're gonna--

Tom: So I hold it in my hand like it's in my--

Bishop: Yeah like it's in your--

Tom: So that's my dick?

Bishop: Yeah, see me leave the air in there?

-Tom: So it pushes it out. -What you're gonna do is--

-I just bite the tip off it? -You bite the tip and--

-And then squeeze it out? -Bishop: Yes.

So I'm holding that, holding my dick?

Yeah, and then just give it a couple thrusts

and then it just pops.

Tom: (sighs) I've never had to do this.

In all my movies I've done over 5,000 fucking scenes

and I've never had to do this. This is fucking embarrassing.

First you're late and then this so...

Tell you what, let me get another bump before

I go out there, okay, I need it. (sniffs)

That's why we're here 'cause of your little bumps.

I'm tryna save our jobs.

Woman: No, I'm gonna call you.

Bishop: Picture's up!

Woman: Okay, okay, no, I have to go.

Okay, so here's how we're gonna do this, okay?

You're gonna be fucking and stuff and then...

Tom, this is Herschel, listen, I just had a long talk

with the EP, he's pissed off about the other shoots

this week, you gotta be on time today

and you gotta be straight.

He said you get no more chances, I'm serious, Tom.

He's not fucking around.

I propose a toast to young women.

To older whiskey.

To money.

Let's get fucked up, boys, woo-hoo!

Speaking of young women...

If you'll excuse me...

Herschel: I don't know why you're so worried,

you're gonna do just fine.

I don't know, I'm a little nervous, it's not with Tom.

Think of it this way, the second time

can't be any worse than the first time around.

That's right. (laughs) All right.

Besides, you know, I'll walk you through it,

I won't let anything happen to you.

-Promise? -Promise.

Good. (chuckles)

Everything okay here?

-Bro, we're just talking about -You sure?

-the shoot, relax. -Okay.

-He's joking. It's... -You sure?

(sniffs)

-It's fine. -Come with me.

-What? -Carla's looking for us.

-We'll do just fine. -Okay.

Ladies, so who do you shoot for?

(laughs)

Who? Me?

Excuse me, I don't do that, I'm a real actress.

Why don't you check me out on IMBD.

That is so hot. We're here with Tiffany.

Ron: Tiffany? Oh, she is real sweet.

And she can make a killing in this business

'cause people love her.

Why?

Look at her, her looks, her attitude, her energy,

she's so refreshing, I haven't seen anything that good

come through here in years.

What do porno girls make a day?

It depends on the type of sex scenes that they have

and how many sex scenes they have in one day.

Tiffany said they get paid by the scene, not by the day.

Well, generally a girl can make from 800 dollars

to 1,200 dollars per scene

and they could do up to three scenes in one day.

So why do some girls make more?

Ron: Well, it depends on a lot of things.

Depends on their looks, age, contract status,

how many partners they work with, type of scene.

The list goes on and on and on.

-Just leave it. -Please.

-Here, here. -Hurry up!

Can you light it?

Would you hold your horse, damn, you're bumming out.

Will you please fucking light it?

Shh, hold still, okay?

Girl, that's 25,000 dollars a month.

Ron: Sometimes more.

That means my girl is going to get paid.

Yo, I wanna be in a movie.

Put me in the movie.

Ron: Not a problem.

That's not funny.

Come here.

(takes deep breath)

(moans)

Shh, be quiet, Aliana's down stairs, be quiet.

-It's okay, I'm sorry. -Shh, be quiet.

-Shh, it's okay. -Would you stop.

It's okay, nobody's gonna hear anything.

You're not having this.

Come on, you like it when I suck on it

-when you take a hit. -Give me another fucking hit.

Just give me another hit right now, will ya? Fuck!

Will you fucking light the damn lighter!

Stop blowing it out.

Light... Light it!

There you go.

You don't share anymore?

What, you won't let me suck that, you want me to suck your--

Do it again! Shut up!

God dammit.

You know what, get the fuck out.

What?

Just get out, get out, get out, get out!

Carla: Crazy bastard.

All these people outside.

(sniffs)

Tiffany: How's the party going?

-Thank you. -It's okay.

(laughing)

(glass smashes)

Oops.

Carla, where's Tom?

Nice party.

Tiffany: Tom!

(grunts)

Tiffany: <i>Tom!</i>

Go away, go away, go away!

Huh, who are you to say I'm a mess?

(laughs)

Do you guys know where Tom is?

No, I haven't seen him.

No, you don't know where he is?

Sweetie, do you want me to help you find him?

-No, no, no, no, it's okay. -You sure?

-Tom, Tom! -We've been here for two hours.

-Ron. -What?

-Do you know where Tom is? -No, I haven't seen him.

-You don't know? -No idea.

Hey, wait, watch this.

Tiffany: You're crazy. (laughs)

You had it all didn't you? Now look at yourself.

(grunting)

<i>There's nothing right with you.</i>

You are very, very wrong.

You're just a shell

-of the man you used to be. -What do you want?

You're finished.

You know, I'm so disgusted, I'm gonna leave you.

Hi, do you know where Tom is?

-I haven't seen him. -You don't know where he is?

Okay.

Tom!

(indistinct chatter)

Tom: <i>You're fucking wrong,</i> <i>you, not me.</i>

<i>I'm fine,</i> <i>I'm dealing with this shit.</i>

Let's go take a look.

Tom: <i>Get the fuck out!</i>

Tiffany: <i>Tom!</i>

Tom: <i>That's fine,</i> <i>I own you anyways.</i>

-Who are you to say I'm a mess. -(indistinct chatter)

-Where's Tom? -He's tweaking.

Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. You guys, you guys, leave.

Ron: Are you sure you really wanna?

-What are you doing? -It's okay--

What are you doing? Stop!

Everybody get out, get out, everybody get out!

Just get out!

Tom, why?

I'm not...

-Baby, he's tweaking. -I'm okay. I'm all right.

-Come on, he's tweaking. -Tweaking, fuck you!

It's okay.

-Tiffany: Stop. -Get the fuck out!

Stop doing it, stop doing that.

Stop it, you know what, you can go.

-What? -Go, get out.

-Tom! -Get out, go, what the hell!

Do not worry, I'll take care of him.

Are you sure?

I've done it before.

Tom, Tom, what do you think you're doing?

-(knocking on door) -Yeah, come on in.

Bishop: Hey, what's going on?

-Producer: Where's Hersch? -You got him upset.

Upset, why?

You got him shooting Marble and McCullen.

Oh, yeah, okay, I'll talk to him later.

What's up?

What's up is this, could you explain this to me?

Okay, three films that have shot in a month

and each one of them is grossly over budget.

Explain that to me, will you?

First of all, this isn't my film

and this is Tom Powers and this is Tom Powers.

It's your contract guy.

This film here, he can't even get his dick hard.

We're there all day and we end up having to do the gag

for the pop and then this here, he doesn't even show up.

I call his agent and his agent can't even get a hold of him.

So you're telling he's tweaking again, right?

I'm not gonna say he's--

You're not telling me a God damn thing, okay?

You two geniuses down there, give him a fucking Viagra,

he gets hard, you shoot the film.

He's old school, man, he's not taking a Viagra

and you know that.

I don't wanna hear the moron's fucking old school, okay?

You tell this cock sucker either he takes

the fucking Viagra and gets fucking hard

or he's outta here, okay, this is my money.

Not yours, not Herschel's, not his.

This is Herschel's boy and I'm not telling him

to take a Viagra, have Herschel tell him he gotta.

Close the door.

What do I have to give? Close the door!

I'm sorry about last night, I got a little wasted.

A little wasted?

You were fucked up, Tom.

Herschel told me that you have a serious problem.

Fuck him, he doesn't know shit!

I do it once in a while, okay?

I try to quit.

(groans)

And why were you in the bedroom with Carla anyway?

Partying just like anybody else.

It was her shit, it wasn't mine.

Okay, I don't want that bitch in this house anymore!

Do you understand me? I'm serious, Tom.

I don't want her in here!

Okay, no problem, no problem.

-Director: <i>Cut.</i> -(clapping)

Aliana, that was incredible.

-Thank you. -Incredible.

You know, I've been in this business for over 20 years,

I've worked with some of the greatest legends of all time,

women like Heather Hunter, Ginger Lynn, Jenna Jameson.

You could be bigger than all of them.

I wouldn't say that.

No, you could, you project a sense of intense sexuality

and wholesomeness, I've never seen that before.

You're not gonna be a star, you're gonna be a legend.

-I don't know what to say. -Well, don't say anything.

Please, just listen,

I don't want you to waste your potential.

You're going to have to leave Tom.

Aliana, Tom was the best but his drug use is outta control.

Don't talk about him like that.

It's the truth, the studios

don't wanna work with him anymore.

Tom doesn't have a problem, he said he's quitting anyway.

All I'm saying is, don't let Tom drag you down.

He's gonna bounce back.

Never mind, I'll get him, I'll get him.

-(clapping) -Tom.

If it's not, Bob, my favorite fucking agent in my home.

Tom, what am I gonna do with you?

My favorite fucking agent,

what the fuck are you doing here?

Tom, everything I book you for, you never show up.

Look at you now, you're wasted.

Why don't you try booking me with girls

I really wanna fuck, you book me with all

these ugly bitches, come on, man, give me a break.

(laughs) Give you a break?

Let me give you a newsflash, nobody wants to work with you.

Nobody wanna work with you.

Everybody wants to work with me.

Don't you know who the fuck I am?

Look at you, Tom.

You never show up for work on time,

and you're in your own little world all the time.

Let me tell you something,

the world does not revolve around you.

Let me tell you something, as far as I'm concerned,

you're fucking fired.

Fuck you, you're fired, you can let yourself out!

(spits)

(gasps)

Let me tell you something, I quit.

Weatherman: <i>Well, it looks</i> <i>like another wet one folks.</i>

<i>Get your umbrellas out</i> <i>if you're going out.</i>

<i>Possible thunder showers</i> <i>over the next hour.</i>

<i>Cloudy tomorrow with a 50</i> <i>percent chance of rain.</i>

<i>It's gonna be</i> <i>a cold one today...</i>

Good morning, baby.

That's easy for you to say.

You're still working, aren't you?

Things will get better.

I don't know if I can do this shit anymore.

You're one of the biggest stars in the history

of the business, you've been on top,

you'll get hot again, I promise.

-I don't know-- -(phone ringing)

-Hello? -Woman: <i>You've been nominated!</i>

Really?

You got nominated, you got nominated.

Really?

For... For what?

Woman: <i>For</i> Wild Women of Color.

I knew I'll be back, you know that?

Oh, okay, all right, thanks.

Tom: What's wrong?

Tiffany: I've been nominated.

Oh.

Tiffany: For <i>Wild Women of Color.</i>

(sighs)

-Tom: I'm proud of you, babe. -Yeah?

Yeah, yeah I'm happy for you.

Actually I'm gonna celebrate for you right now.

So China Town's the spot for cruising.

-Tiffany: Is it? -Oh, I know you, I know you.

Could you take your glasses off?

Please, I know you.

Aliana Love, yes, yes!

-Oh, my God. -(laughing)

Man: I watch your stuff all the time.

Do you? (laughs)

Man: Would you take a picture with me?

You're number one fan.

-Man: Can I take your picture? -Yeah, yeah, of course.

-Here, you take this. -Sure, sure.

Man: This is so awesome.

Okay, hold on, let me get this. Okay, ready, say cheese.

Both: Cheese!

There you go.

Thank you so much, oh, God, this is such a thrill for me.

You are so cheerful, oh, you're even cuter in person.

-(laughing) -Oh, my God, your first fan.

That's so funny.

Yeah, that's interesting. (laughs)

Well, he likes me.

Cool. That's cool.

I think we should use Tom again.

Come on, Hersch.

Look, I talked to Aliana, he hasn't worked for four months.

Producer: And I care whether or not he's worked?

Come on, I'm here to make money, he doesn't make me money.

I got a script for you that's gonna make you a lot of money.

Oh, you got a script?

Listen it's called <i>Fade Out, </i>it's perfect for Tom.

Listen, it's a story of a retired porn legend

who's at the end of his life.

He thinks about the best sex he ever had on and off camera.

That's not bad.

It's your idea?

And we only have to shoot one or two sex scenes.

This is pretty good.

Yeah, then we get whole clips in the catalog.

This is great, this is gonna save me a ton of money.

And plus it's a good idea, I like this.

-I really-- -Herschel: Good.

What about the script?

How far along is the script to go?

Right now, we could go right now.

Nah, I gotta see a final draft

and you don't tell Tom anything, okay?

Let's see what shape he's in.

This is good, I like this.

Yeah, thank you, thank you.

Anything else?

Uh, nah, thank you.

That is a good idea.

I like that.

(clapping on TV)

(phone ringing)

This is bullshit, are you watching this crap?

Dude, I know I should've been nominated tonight instead of...

Aliana is going to the fucking awards, this is bullshit, man.

She wanted me to go over there tonight,

I just couldn't handle that, all the crowd.

I made her, she'd be nothing without me.

Hang on a second.

Host: <i>Here to announce the</i> <i>AVM Best New Actress of the Year</i>

<i>are the beautiful twins,</i> <i>Bambi and Candy.</i>

(clapping on TV)

<i>-I'm Bambi.</i> <i>-I'm Candy.</i>

<i>-And we're here to announce...</i> -Both: <i>The winner.</i>

<i>Of the AVM Best New</i> <i>Actress of the Year, yay.</i>

<i>-You wanna go first?</i> -Candy: <i>You go first.</i>

Bambi: <i>The nominees</i> <i>are Bridgett Lynn</i>

<i>in </i>Whore Tour Las Vegas Edition.

Candy: <i>Sugar Jackson</i> <i>in </i>Ebony Ass 52.

And Minnie Rider in <i>Midget Madness Mania.</i>

And Aliana Love in <i>Wild Women of Color.</i>

And the winner is, Aliana Love in <i>Wild Women of Color.</i>

-Oh, my god, yay! -(clapping)

Yay, yay! She won though.

♪ (award music plays) ♪

(doorbell rings)

(doorbell rings)

What now?

(knocking on door)

What are you doing here?

(turns music down)

Carla: I wasn't nominated either.

Tom: Care for a drink?

Yeah.

Tom: Whoa, go easy with that.

Remember the year when we went to the awards together?

And you won Best Actor and I was Best Actress.

Sure do, that was, what, 'bout nine years ago?

Those days are gone forever ago.

I thought they'd never end, good times.

Yeah that's what I thought too.

They announce Aliana's category yet?

Mm-hmm, she won Best Actress of the Year.

Carla: You really think she's that good?

Best I've even seen.

Apart from one girl I met about 10 years ago

when I got off the bus from Detroit.

(chuckles)

Remember that?

Yep.

Celebration?

Oh, I might participate, twist my arm.

Carla: Oh, yeah,

look at me having to twist it so hard.

You're making me blush.

(sniffs)

I needed that.

(giggles) So...

You know you want me.

Come on.

I can't, as tempting as you are.

Come on, Tom, she's a kid.

Fuck me.

Yeah.

You want me to fuck you?

Yeah. (moans)

Careful.

Do you wanna fuck me?

-Yeah. -You do, huh?

Oh, yes.

-(slapping) -(moans)

Yeah, that's it, come on, fuck me.

Tom: You like that, huh?

Fuck me, come on. (moans)

(slapping)

Tom: I can't do it, I can't.

You know what, I can't do it.

Go home, I just can't do it.

You know what, you have lost your freaking mind.

They're right, freaking has been.

(sighs) I know.

(sports commentary plays)

Okay, hold on, I want you to relax, okay?

I want you to relax, take a deep breathe.

Listen to Herschel, it'll be a breeze,

okay, you'll get through it, no problem.

Sorry, what I really want you to do though is just--

My bad, my bad, I want you just to pay attention,

okay, you can breathe right through this,

it'll be a piece of cake,

all right, but just listen to Herschel

and you'll do fine, be vocal but not too vocal but did I--

Tiffany: Yeah.

Did I say keep your hair outta your eyes?

Again, did I say to look at the camera?

Hey, be quiet.

Anyways, as I was saying... What was I saying?

Oh, I know what I was saying, just don't look at

the camera again though but I just wanna--

Mr. Love, you're gonna have to quiet it down

if you wanna stay, we're ready to shoot.

Mr. Love?

Do you know who the fuck I am, I'm Tom Powers, man.

You know that?

I know who you are, you're a fucking has been

and you're fucking up my shoot!

Actually I'm a has been, I'm fucking up your shoot?

I think I'm actually helping you right now.

Leave, just get out of here.

You know what, ever since I fucked your PA,

you know, you had a thing for her--

Get the fuck--

I'm fucking Tom Powers, you bitch!

-Hey, hey, hey! -Fuck you!

Tom, Tom!

-Are you okay? -Yeah, I'm great.

I don't know what's wrong with him, I'm sorry.

I told you to stay away from him.

Fuck!

All right, come on, let's go, camera up, let's go, let's go!

We're behind, let's go, camera up, come on!

Aliana, where you going? We got a scene to do.

I can't.

You're the star of the movie.

Don't let him ruin this, there's nothing you can do.

All right, no problem, you do what you gotta do,

we'll do what we've gotta do

even if it means shooting the scene without you.

He's been my friend for 15 years,

I can't help him now either.

Okay, picture up!

-Tom: How you doing? -Clerk: How you doing, man?

I need some vodka, that one right there is good.

Clerk: All right.

Tom: Put it in a bag, please.

Clerk: Sure.

-Tom: Thank you very much. -Clerk: All right, man.

(shop door dings)

Aliana's sitting this one out, so it's just you two.

<i>Action!</i>

(moans)

(spits)

(moans)

Man: Breathe, breathe.

(spits)

Watch where you spit, little girl.

(spits) (moans)

Give me your cock.

You wanna spit on it, get up, get the fuck up!

Let me spit on his cock!

Cut.

Aliana, come here, please.

What's up with you and Carla?

I can't stand her.

Honey, you gotta keep your personal feelings

outta this for the good of the picture.

You're a star.

You gotta be professional.

Okay, get back in there.

Action.

(moaning)

-(moaning) -Oh, fuck!

Oh, my fucking God, oh, my God, oh, my God that feels so good!

(moaning)

-You want some of this? -Yeah.

Fuck, no, fucking piece of shit!

(grunts) Fuck!

Fuck, motherfucker.

Slim, pick up the phone, pick up the fucking phone

you're a God damn coke dealer, pick up the fucking phone!

Fuck, pick up the God damn phone, man!

Fucking piece of shit!

(phone ringing)

Hey, Slim.

Tom, it's me, Ron.

Fuck, do you have Slim's number?

No, I wouldn't give it to ya if I did.

Just give me the fucking number, God dammit.

Ron: <i>Tom!</i>

Look, you know what, I'm coming over.

No, Tom--

No, fuck you, I'm coming over.

Fucking asshole, fuck.

-Carla: <i>Oh, fuck.</i> -(moaning)

Tiffany: Fuck her pussy.

-(moaning) -Man: I'm gonna cum!

Good stuff.

(moaning)

(moaning)

Tiffany: Fuck!

Cut!

Beautiful.

Beautiful, that's good for me.

(moaning)

Tiffany: Thanks.

I don't see why everyone thinks you're so great.

You had your turn.

Yeah, I had my turn, with Tom.

Like, nine years ago.

Oh, sweetie, try the other night.

You're lying.

What do you think he was doing during the award ceremony?

You're a fucking bitch, Carla.

(chuckles)

(banging on door)

Ron: Ah, shit, God dammit!

Hello, buddy, what's happening?

Listen, dude, I need Slim's number.

Ron: I told you I don't have it, I can't give it to you.

That's my call, it's not what you think.

-I don't have it. -I need his number.

Tom, as your friend, as your friend!

I'll go downtown to fucking score either way though.

-Go ahead! -Give it to me!

-Ron: I don't have it! -Give me his fucking number!

Give me his fucking number, give me it!

Hit me, tough guy! Hit me, tough guy!

Tom.

.Tom!

(Tom laughs)

Tom: I'm trying to get some rock, can you help me?

Woman: I sell pussy not rock.

Tom: Oh.

You wanna date?

I'm looking for some rock, can anybody help me out?

I sell pussy not rock.

I'll make it worth your while, look,

I need some help, please.

Woman: What's in it for me?

-Fifty? -(sighs)

Okay, okay, okay, all right, what's it gonna cost?

Well, if you date me, I'll get you some rock.

Okay, all right, get in, get in the car, get in.

(car beeps)

(Tom laughs)

Tom, Tom!

(moaning)

Tom!

Tom!

Oh, fuck this shit. (moans).

Tom! Tom! Tom!

Baby, it's not what you think, just stop.

What the fuck is going on here?

(screaming)

Stop.

Cunt!

You better get outta here, get out!

Get the fuck out!

Stop it!

You son of a bitch, you fucked Carla

and now I catch you with some bitch!

-She's just a hooker. -How could you fuck Carla?

I see her every fucking day!

She throws that shit in my face!

I didn't fuck Carla, lying bitch, okay?

Last time I fucked her was at least eight years off camera,

I didn't fuck her, I did not fuck her.

Tiffany: Get out!

You need me.

Not anymore.

(car beeps)

(engine starts)

I don't know where he is, I don't know, he just left.

Wait, wait, I'm gonna call you back, okay, bye.

Tom, Tom!

Ron, do you know where Tom is?

No, that's why I'm here.

I've been calling him for two hours on his cell phone,

he's not picking up, what's up?

-I just threw him out. -You what?

First I find out that he fucked Carla Simone

and then I find him with some whore in our house.

Look, I can't defend any whore you think you caught

him with but let me tell you something,

he never fucked Carla.

He did, she told me.

Ron: She is a lying bitch.

He fucked her.

He didn't fuck her, he doesn't like the girl.

In fact, he hates her.

Okay, when did this event supposedly take place?

The night at the award show.

-Oh, oh, no, I get it. -Tiffany: See!

No, look, she was here at the house, yes.

She tried to fuck him and he absolutely turned her down.

You're just saying that 'cause you're his friend.

He told me this himself and he wouldn't lie to me

and I wouldn't lie to you.

I wouldn't.

I believe you.

Thank you.

Look, I wouldn't lie to you.

I only lie to girls when I wanna put my penis

in their vagina, okay, then I lie all the time.

Look, Tom needs us.

We gotta get him here and put him into rehab.

He's so desperate for crack, he attacked me.

What should I do?

Just grab your phone, say whatever you gotta say

just get him here and we're gonna put him through rehab.

Okay, I'm gonna go get my cell phone.

Ron: Good idea.

Herschel: <i>You're</i> <i>a fucking has-been</i>

<i>and you're fucking up my shoot!</i>

Tiffany: <i>Get out,</i> <i>you fucked Carla</i>

<i>and now I catch you</i> <i>with some bitch!</i>

Herschel: <i>You're</i> <i>a fucking has-been</i>

<i>and you're fucking up my shoot!</i>

Tiffany: <i>Get out,</i> <i>get out, get out!</i>

(insults echo)

(phone ringing)

-Aliana. -I should've believe you.

Tom: <i>Huh?</i>

I listened to Carla, I should've believed you.

Oh, you mean that hooker?

I didn't say that, I care about your heart and

I hope that you care about mine.

What's important is that you didn't fuck Carla.

You didn't lie to me.

Tom: <i>Aliana, I promise</i> <i>you I'm gonna stop.</i>

You have to.

Okay, okay, I'll go to rehab--

I can't take this anymore I swear if you don't I'm gone.

Okay, I'll stop.

Get back here so we can talk.

All right, baby, I'm turning round right now.

-(tires screech) -Tom!

Tom: <i>Shit!</i>

(crashing)

Tiffany: <i>Tom, say something.</i>

Thank you, so, have you made any arrangements yet?

Yeah, uh, but after the funeral

I was thinking about having a little service,

like, close family and friends.

I think that's a good idea.

Yeah, yeah, it should be good.

So are you still gonna stay here?

Maybe, not sure.

It takes time.

(cries)

It's gonna be okay, sweetie.

(indistinct chatter)

Oh, shit.

Aliana.

I'm gonna leave you, let me know if you need anything.

Uh-huh.

I am so very sorry.

Tiffany: Thanks, Carla.

(crying)

Priest: Everyone, please, gather around, take your seats.

Thank you all for coming, we wanna say a final prayer

for Tom, please, bow your heads.

Heavenly Father, thank you for bringing us together, Lord,

under the circumstances, Lord, Tom's gonna truly be missed

even though he's not here physically,

he's within our heart spiritually.

May Tom rest in peace and have a peaceful journey, amen.

All: Amen.

Now, Tom's good friend, Mr. Ron Jeremy's

gonna say a few word, thank you.

-Thank you, Ron. -Thank you.

Well, Tom, it's not the first time I've seen you stiff

but it is the last. (chuckles)

I'm here all week, folks, tip the waitress.

Tom Powers came to this town 25 years ago.

He had nothing, no connections and through hard work

and perseverance he became a household name.

Everyone who knew Tom, loved Tom, he was my friend.

He was my best friend and he loved you a lot, Aliana.

Tiffany: I know.

He had that gift that we all love,

the occupation of being able to fuck

these beautiful girls and actually get paid for it.

It's kinda, well... Sorry, Reverend, I got carried away.

Look, I've seen a lot of guys come and go in this business

from John Holmes, Harry Reems, Tom Bower and Sean Michaels

but Tom had something really, really special.

He believed in his heart that if you really try hard enough

you can leave this world a better place just by being in it

and I really think that through his movies,

he accomplished that purpose and because of his

British and Scots heritage, I think he'd appreciate if

I played the Scot's national anthem

for a moment of silence.

(clears throat) Here it goes.

♪ (plays <i>Scotland The Brave) ♪</i>

Thank you.

(crying)

I wanna thank everyone for coming out

and wishing Tom his peaceful journey.

This concludes the memorial service, God bless.

(crying)

Aliana, Tom and I fought all the time

but I loved him like a brother.

Come with me.

Aliana, I'd like you to meet Mark Levin.

Mark Levin, Aliana.

-Pleased to meet you. -Nice to meet you.

How'd you know Tom?

I've known Tom for years.

We were on a TV show together in the late 80's.

I didn't know Tom was on TV.

Show got cancelled and Tom left Hollywood for a while

and began doing porn, I stayed in television

and became a director and a producer.

Look, my production company's casting a new reality show,

Tom sent me your pictures a while back.

He knew what a fan you were of reality TV and

my production company's a casting new reality show.

I want you to call my office in the morning.

As far as I'm concerned, you've been cast.

Wow, thanks. (chuckles)

You're welcome, good meeting you.

Nice to meet you too.

(giggles)

She'll be all right, you don't have to worry, she's strong.

Tonya: Yeah, you're right about that, that she is.

I've always known that.

Both: Hey, mama.

-How are you? -Okay.

I have to tell you guys something.

Oh, shit, here we go again.

No, this is some good shit, I promise.

Yeah?

Well, that was Mark Levin.

Really, oh, my God, he's a big time producer.

Yeah, and he's really cute too.

(laughing)

What?

Listen, listen, listen, he wanted me to be the

star of his next reality TV show.

Girl, that is fabulous, that's great news, oh, my God.

Do you realize you came here for this,

everything is working out.

Do you realize your dreams are coming true?

I didn't think about that, at all.

Yes.

See, you move in your big house now.

(laughing)

-Tonya: I'm so proud of you. -Tiffany: I'm excited now.

Tonya: Yes, that is the best.