Original subtitles

No feeding the dog at supper time, Jimmy!

[ Cow moos ]

[ Rock music plays ]

♪ Growing up ♪

♪ It's harder than it looks ♪

♪ Growing up ♪

♪ Making doodles in textbooks ♪

[ Roars ] ♪ We're making teachers mad ♪

♪ But we can just blame Mom and Dad ♪

♪ Drowning in our teenage tears ♪

♪ It's just our high school years ♪

♪ Uncle Grandpa high school ♪

♪ Growing up ♪

♪ Uncle Grandpa high school ♪

♪ Growing up ♪

♪ Uncle Grandpa high school ♪

[ School bell rings ]

Listen up, you grubs!

It's bad enough that I have to be here

monitoring you social misfits

on a Saturday while the sun is shining,

but what's worse is that I judged

the staff chili cook-off yesterday.

[ Rumbling ]

And I'm feeling very irritable.

Excuse me, Principal Bullhorn,

My mother wrote a note to --

Quiet!

This is detention, not a pizza party!

There are gonna be rules!

Rule number one -- no talking!

Pfft! What a bummer!

I'm dying to chat up these chumps.

Rule number two -- no sarcasm!

Sarcasm?!

What's th-- Oh!

Rule number three -- no cartoon tricks!

Psst! Uncle Grandpa...

[ Whip! Smack! ]

Rule number four -- no funny business!

Okay, you delinquents, are we on the same page?!

No. What page are we on?

[ Chuckles ] Am I right?

Vote Pizza Steve -- class clown.

[ Gasps ]

If any of you don't take this seriously,

you all get punished!

Got it?!

But now I must go.

[ Rumbling ]

I'm never going to judge another staff chili-cook off ever again.

[ All sigh ]

But I'm still judging you, grubs.

So, remember, if you mess with Principal Bullhorn...

you get the bullhorn!

Ugh!

I am surrounded by a bunch of lame-os.

Well, at least our pizza faces are only temporary.

Yeah, Pizza Steve.

You think you're so special, but you're not.

You guys shouldn't be talking.

[ Groans ]

[ Indistinct chatter ]

[ P.A. beeps ] Bullhorn: No talking!

I'm in the bathroom, but I can still hear you!

Okay, everyone, just keep to yourself for the next six hours,

and then we can go back to our own well-written,

individual back stories in peace.

[ Bluesy rock music plays ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Phone dialing ]

What the heck are you doing?

No reason why I have to be bored and hungry.

Yeah, I'd like to order a large double pepperoni for delivery.

Man, you're gonna get us all busted!

Yo, sporty-saurus, mind your own business.

Okay, I've got a large double pepperoni here.

Who ordered the large double pepperoni?!

[ Gasps ]

Come on! I haven't got all day!

Yeah, which one of you was brazen enough

to order a pizza in detention?!

Oh, come on!

Well, thanks for the snack, Mr. Steve.

[ Munching ]

You just earned everyone in here two more detentions.

[ Rumbling ] Ooh!

I'll be in the restroom again.

But I got my eyes on you!

[ All groan loudly ]

Whatever.

You lame-os don't know how to live it up,

which is why I'm slipping out of here to go do cool-guy things.

[ Grunts ] Later, suckers!

Yeah!

Now that that's over,

time to have some --

Hall Monitor Xarna, you're looking nice today.

I don't like junk food roaming the halls without a pass.

Back to detention for you.

No, no, no, wait!

[ Grunts ]

[ Sighs ]

Looked like it was gonna rain.

Decided to wait it out.

That's it.

If that greasy liar is staying,

I'm going.

Where do you think you're going?

I'll be in the gym, getting ready for the big game.

Couldn't last another minute with those losers.

Hey, Coach Beary Nice,

what's that crazy evil baby doing

on my designated squat rack?!

And why's he wearing my number jersey?!

Goo goo, gah gah!

"Goo goo, gah gah" is my catch phrase!

What's going on here, Coach?!

Well, he's our new quarterback and your replacement.

He's much better than you, Mr. Gus.

[ Laughs ] Goo goo, gah gah!

Well, I thought you admired my heart.

Well, you could always try out to replace our lousy mascot.

Aw.

"Goo goo, gah gah."

[ Laughs ]

Oh, must have really killed that two-minute workout.

The gym was locked,

so I guess I'm stuck with you slackers.

I'm not a slacker!

I'm only here for being

wrongfully accused of cheating,

but I don't have eyes!

[ Laughs ]

Oh, you think that's funny, huh?!

Well, I may not have eyes,

but at least I have a vocabulary.

[ Laughs ] Oh, rejected!

[ Growls ]

Whoa!

Settle down, mean green.

Why don't you just try keeping your mouth shut?

Why don't you make me?

[ Indistinct shouting ]

♪♪

That's it!

Where are you going? I'm just getting warmed up.

Which is why I'm going to the library

where at least it's quiet!

This school is weird.

Excuse me, Librarian Aunt Grandma,

do you have any books on curing boredom?

Yeah, that's a real nice sign,

but I'm just really looking for a book.

Shh!

Yeah, I know.

I got something on my upper lip.

It's called being a teenager!

Now, do you have any books for me or not?!

Cool. What's this about?

Hey!

[ Screams ]

[ Grunts ]

Welp, guess it's your turn to get fed up and leave, Tiger.

[ Growling ]

[ P.A. beeps ] Hold it right there!

The staff here tells me

you rejects have been moving from your seats.

Well, you're all getting three more detentions!

No! No! No! No!

Can't believe I'm gonna have to waste

another month of weekends with you buffoons.

Well, I'd rather be a buffoon than a grumpy old dino jock!

Hoo-hoo! Burned by a buffoon!

[ Roars ]

Oh, there's always room for name calling...

you smelly, feline fish-eater!

Oh, that's real mature.

Insults from a guy whose best trait

is his store-bought sunglasses.

Pizza Steve is almost as fake as Mr. Monster Mullet over here!

[ Growls ]

Hey! Oh, come on!

[ Indistinct shouting ]

I said, "Get your stinky hands off of me!"

Meh? [ Laughs ]

What?! What's so funny?

Hey, look! It's Principal Bullhorn!

Huh?

Oh, yeah. [ Chuckles ]

Oh, wait.

Oh, there we go.

It's 20 years detention

if any of you delinquents interrupt me in the bathroom!

[ Laughter ]

Yes. That was actually pretty good.

Aw, man.

I haven't had a good laugh in, like, forever.

Yeah, right.

I bet you and your jock friends

laugh at sports jokes all the time.

Not really.

I joined sports just to fit in.

The truth is I have more fun just being myself.

I feel so liberated.

You know, before today,

no one's ever laughed at any of my jokes before.

I feel like you guys actually accept me and my bag humor.

Meh! Yeah!

I guess we're not as different as we all thought --

except Pizza Steve.

He seems too cool for all of us.

You got that right!

But I guess if there were no sweet parties going on,

I could see myself hanging out with you guys.

Well, hey, since we're all being honest here,

Tiger, what'd you do to wind up in detention?

You just seem so harmless.

[ Snarls ]

You didn't do anything?

And you're just here 'cause you wanted company?

[ Laughter ]

[ P.A. beeps ] Hey! No laughing!

I'm just about finished in here,

and I'll check up on you in a minute!

And that room better be spotless!

Come on! Let's straighten up!

[ Rock music plays ]

[ Music stops ]

Aha!

[ Shimmer! ]

Okay. It's not bad.

Not bad -- wait a minute!

A paper football?!

[ Groans ]

Who is responsible for this tomfoolery?!

Who?!

[ Sighs ]

Huh?

Fine!

You all raised your hands,

so you all get permanent detention together!

[ Cheering ]

-That's what we wanted! -Yeah!

What? That makes you happy?

Well, uh...

Never mind!

And detention is over!

Now, go home,

and I don't want to see you in here again.

Well, I guess this is it, huh?

If anybody is interested,

I've got a really cool RV parked outside

if you all want to come live with me

and have friendship adventures together.

Hey, now that'san idea.

Count me in! Meh!

[ Roars ]

I'll have to check my schedge,

but I'm probably on board.

Aw...

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

[ Theme music plays ]

That was quite delicious.