Original subtitles

There's a lot of people who owe me money.

♪♪

[ Screaming ]

Oh, no!

This looks like the end!

I don't want to be eaten, Uncle Grandpa!

Yeah, man! This is definitely not part

of Pizza Steve's 15-year plan.

I still have so much I want to see...

ifI could see!

-[ Roars ] -[ Screams ]

[ Breathing heavily ]

It's that horrible nightmare again!

I can't take it anymore.

I want this nightmare to stop!

[ Sobbing ]

That tears it. I'm gonna put an end to this.

But how's I gonna do it?

I know! I'll just ask my brain.

Hey, brain, how do I make this nightmare stop?

You must go to the one who knows all.

Thanks! All right, time to go!

[ Air hissing ]

[ Propeller whirring ]

[ Air hisses ]

Oh, there you are.

This guy definitely "nose" all. [knows]

Great to see you again! And a very fine day to you, sir!

Mm-hmm, yes. Always good

to meet a fellow mustachioed gentleman.

What do you mean?

Uh, well, I have a mustache, and you have a mustache.

-I do? -Why, yes!

Duh...

Say! You know what?

All this confusion reminds me of a dream I once had.

I was at home watching my favorite televisual broadcast.

So, Hot Dog Person,

are you ready to experience pain

for the beary first time!? [very]

Whatever you say, Beary Nice.

[ Laughing ]

[ Poink! ]

That's when I heard the mysterious sound.

I went outside to investigate.

I searched, and I searched, and then I searched some more,

until I made a shocking discovery.

Look, Uncle Grandpa! The mother ship!

I bring a poignant message for this planet.

-A what? -Shh!

Ooh!

[ Funky jazz music playing ]

♪ People of earth ♪

♪ Listen to my message ♪

♪ All about clean socks ♪

♪ I've got a lesson ♪ [ Grunts ]

♪ Your feet are kinda skunky, but not the good funky ♪

♪ Before you throw your new shoes in the dumpy ♪

♪ Change your socks ♪ ♪ Change your socks ♪

♪ Get clean socks, y'all ♪

♪ One sock is easy to lose ♪

♪ But it's hard to tell when you've lost two ♪

♪ Some socks are short, some are long ♪

♪ Some have holes, and some fit wrong ♪

♪ And all other socks aren't part of this song ♪

♪ So if your socks stink ♪

♪ It's no quandary ♪

♪ Just ask your dad to do ♪

♪ A load ♪

♪ Of laundry ♪

Wasn't that funky?

It sure was! Now onto the big race!

♪♪

[ Laughs ] I'm gonna win! I'm gonna win!

Yay! Yay!

Yay. Yay.

[ Pitter! ]

♪♪

[ Laughs ]

Hare's gonna win!

[ Both panting ]

Tortoise is gonna win.

Don't worry, fellas. Uncle Grandpa's gonna win.

Yeah!

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughing ]

And the winner of the Hot Dog race is Uncle Grandpa.

Oh, my gosh! Thank you!

This is all I ever wanted in my life.

Hey, what in the who now?

[ Pbht! ]

[ Yawns ]

-Are you a genie? -Sure am!

And I can confirm it by granting you three magical wishes.

Three wishes? Oh, boy!

Okay. For my first wish,

I wish for an original animation cel from the 1984 cartoon

"Xarna: She-Warrior of the Apocalypse."

Your wish is my command.

Yes!

You're on wish diggity-deuce.

Hmm. I've always wanted a second row of teeth

to help me chew faster.

It shall be done!

[ Grunting ]

Well, would ya look at that?

That leaves you with one final wish.

Choose wisely.

I've always wanted to watch a caterpillar make a sandwich.

[ Twinkle! ]

This was my third wish, Mr. Caterpillar.

[ Loud crash ]

What was that loud noise?

[ Gasps ]

[ Playing upbeat music ]

[ Loud crashing ] [ Gasps ]

[ Panting ]

Uncle Grandpa, where's Pizza Steve?

[ In distance ] What? I thought he was with you.

Oh, no!

Pizza Steve?!

-Pizza Steve? -Pizza Steve?

Pizza Steve! Pizza Steve! [ Laughing ]

Hey, how come you're laughing all nervous like that?

Yeah, like you've got something to hide.

Because you two are looking for Pizza Steve,

but I have him.

Me! The Tree Goblin.

-[ Laughs ] -Help!

[ Both gasp ]

You know what to do, Mr. Gus.

[ Vocalizing ]

W-W-What?

What are you doing?

♪ Pizza Steve ♪ [ Continues vocalizing ]

♪ Is such a cool guy ♪

♪ Mister Goblin ♪

♪ Please give him back to us ♪

Here, just take him.

Yes! Yes! Yes!

[ Groans ]

Passed out in the desert again.

This happens every time I eat a questionable hot dog!

Well, that's the last time, Gas n Food! Never again!

You'll be back! They always come back!

No way! I'd rather eat a cactus

than another one of your evil hot dogs again!

As a matter of fact, that sounds pretty good.

Nyeh...

Hotdog Person: Wait!

Belly Bag, did you say something?

That wasn't me. I think it was him.

Up here. Please.

If you save me from those birds who put me up here,

I'll buy you a freshhot dog to eat.

Can I get it with mustard and hot sauce?

[ Birds screeching ]

Yes! You can have mustard and hot sauce.

Just get me out here! [ Groans ]

[ Panting ]

♪♪

[ Screech! ]

Uncle Grandpa, what are you doing?

[ Smooches ]

[ Screams ]

Why?!

Oh.

-Hey, now! -Hi.

Do... ya know why you failed?

-Eh. -You failed

because you let Hotdog Person get eaten by birds.

Don't! Don't do that.

You're supposed to help people

in a fun and entertaining way.

Let's run simulation

"Who pushed Grandpa down the stairs?"

Maybe you'll do better.

Hey, where are you going?! You can't just --

just -- just -- just --

[ Blows Raspberry ]

♪♪

[ Chuckles ] I'm crying.

This is weird.

[ Poink! ]

It's -- It's magnificent.

It's -- It's magnificent.

Guys, guys, guys!

After all this time, it's finally complete!

It's finally complete!

Anyway...

do you have any idea what this means?

You made yet another brain-dead clone of yourself?

Who, him? He's just in there for flavor.

Yep, for the past 10,000 years,

I've been brewing the perfect pot of Uncle Grandpa Tea.

It's tea time!

Now, who wants some?

It's tea time!

Now, who wants some?

Do you mind? It's getting a little tiresome.

-Anyways -- -Do you mind?

It's getting a little tiresome. Anyways --

Now, who wants some tea

with that distinct Uncle Grandpa flavor?

I have an allergy to that. No, thanks.

That sounds good and all,

but no. Nah. Most def allergic.

Don't worry, there's enough for everyone.

Hey, no sippin'.

Not without your sippin' straw!

[ Slurping ]

[ Groans ]

[ Sighs ]

Like the finest tea

from jolly ol' London Town, U.S.A.

[ British accent ] Charmed, I'm sure!

[ Normal voice ] As I'm sure you're all aware,

it's now time for the ceremonial after-tea fortune reading.

♪♪

Hmm. "Make yourselves a sandwich."

Wow. Suddenly, I feel so enlightened

about my future endeavors.

That's right, Mr. Gus. It's sandwich time!

Now, hop in! [ Grunts ]

Now, let's make ourselves a sandwich!

-Why? -Oh, for him.

[ Footsteps

Good morning, Uncle Grandpas.

[ Wheezing inhale ]

Give me flavors!

[ All screaming ]

Oh, no! This looks like the end!

♪♪

That was quite delicious.