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I do this all the time!

♪♪

I'm so hip and relatable!

[ Grunts ]

I call that move "the pancake."

Pretty sweet moves, Uncle Grandpa,

but I think we got to call it a day.

It's just so hot.

I think we may need a tiny bit of help with this problem.

[ Chuckles ] Aw, yeah.

We just need to merely cool down.

Perhaps a tiny, miraculous robot helper

could be of assistance.

Did somebody say Tiny Miracle?

In a kind of roundabout way, yeah.

Anyways, we're cooking here, Tiny Miracle.

Think you could get rid of the sun for us?

That won't be necessary. I have a much better idea.

Are y'all ready for this?

And voilà, the perfect thing for summertime fun in the sun.

-Wow. -Wow.

Anyway, I'm always happy to --

Hey, Tiny, baby, great stuff, great stuff.

But we need you to crank this chill to the next level.

-You feel me? -Oh, I am feeling you,

Uncle Grandpa. I have just the thing.

How about some ice cream?

-Ice cream! -Ice cream!

Well, if that will do it, I guess I'll head back.

Yo, Tiny, you gonna get in

on this p-p-p-p-p-p-party or what?

Yeah, Tiny, get that cylindrical tuchus in here.

I'd love to, Uncle Grandpa,

but unfortunately, due to my electrical nature,

full-bodied immersion in water could lead to...

catastrophic results.

Oh, my.

Can't you even have some delicious

[Muffled] tasty ice cream?

I'm afraid its sugary, frozen contents

would pass right through me,

as well as corrode my internal mechanisms.

So, you mean you can't do any of this fun stuff?

It would appear so.

I wasn't listening.

Anyway, think fast, Mr. Gus.

-Knock it off! -How about you chill?

[ Laughs ] Water fight! Water fight!

[ Laughing ] All right. Yeah. It got in my mouth.

[ Sighs ] Can't do any of the fun stuff.

Yikes!

[ Indistinct laughing and chatter ]

Then, proving himself to be cool and nice and junk,

the magical fairy turned Pinocchio into a real boy,

and he was super into it. The end.

Uncle Grandpa, why is your face leaking water?

Aw, geez, I was just thinking

about how much I like being a real boy.

Do you think, if I was a real boy,

I could cry water from myeyes?

Oh, heck yeah, for sure.

But be careful what you wish for, Tiny Miracle.

Humanity can be a blessing and a curse.

Well, good night.

[ Sighs ]

I wish I could be a real boy.

Oh, well. Time for sleep mode.

Sleep mode.

Sleep mode. Sleep mode.

[ Plop! Pop! ]

[ Humming ]

You wish to be a real boy?

Then a real boy you shall be,

consequences be darned.

[ Laughs ]

[ Alarm ringing ]

[ Groans ]

I just don't feel like booting up today.

Oh, no. My leg units seem defective.

Just a minute. Processing.

Oh, boy. Vintage analog optics.

Cutting-edge organic hardware.

Advanced olfactory input ports.

I've been upgraded to a real boy!

Time to share the good news!

[ Groaning ]

The sweet pain of recalibration.

Attention! Urgent update!

Hey, how'd you get in our mobile home?

It's me, Tiny Miracle!

Tiny Miracle? But you're a boy.

Yeah. This seems highly implausible,

-but I'll go with it. -Tiny Miracle?

More like Tiny Michael. Am I right?

Hey, we should call him that -- Tiny Michael.

Hey, Tiny Michael. You want to join us for breakfast?

Only if I get to choose what we eat.

Ice cream, for breakfast?

I'm not game for that.

Ugh. This isn't regular ice cream for breakfast.

It's breakfast-flavored ice cream.

I thought humans love bacon. Mmm.

Ice cream feels like static in my mouth.

Boy, breakfast sure was good.

What are we gonna do next?

I have an idea.

-Uh-oh. -Uh-oh.

Hey, look, a swimming pool.

The last one in is identified as a rotten egg.

Um, I don't really have a swimsuit, so...

Neither did he.

[ Muffled chuckling ]

Uh, does he even know how to swim?

Aw, man, I really don't want to go get him.

I don't want my skin to get all wet and wrinkly.

[ Muffled laughing ]

Step aside, Uncle Grandpa. We got to help him.

Swimming is great! The wrinkly leg joints,

the irritated ocular lenses,

the liquid in unexpected places.

Blah!

Being a real boy is wonderful!

I've never felt so alive!

Tiny Miracle, you have to start being careful.

With your humanity comes a new vulnerability

you haven't known before.

I'm going to nod my head then completely ignore you,

just like I watched humans do the whole time I served them.

Anyway, I have an idea what to do next.

I feel a wipe coming on.

Wait a second. [ Grunting ]

You have to listen to reason, Tiny Mike.

Exercise.

Answering phone calls from telemarketers.

Feeling guilty about being wasteful.

Paper cuts.

Stretching. Flossing.

Getting angry because the elevator won't come fast enough.

More ice cream!

Uh, guys?

Oh, well.

[ Munching ]

Mmm.

Mm-mmm.

[ Munching ]

Ugh.

Ohh.

I seem to be experiencing some latency while digesting.

My core temperature is rising.

Time to shut down for a bit.

Tiny Michael! Tiny Michael, I need some help.

Did somebody say

[Panting] Tiny Michael?

I got an emergency!

I want to eat this frozen burrito for lunch,

but it's frozen.

So I got this super-duper, lava-level hot sauce.

But that burrito's frozen solid.

[ Grunting ] Duh.

It's hot sauce, to heat the burrito.

But I can't unscrew the top.

There is a difference between temperature and spice that --

I liked you better as a robot.

Just help me get the top off.

"Warning -- Do not spill."

I'm trying my best, but I'm not feeling so hot

after my day of personing so hard.

I'm not used to condensation on my gripping claws.

Here goes nothing.

Oop!

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Watch out!

I told you it was hot.

Don't worry. We can clean up.

-What? -Yeah, that's my spray bottle

of hot sauce.

[ Gasps ]

Whoa! Whoa!

Uncle Grandpa!

That's my emergency hot-sauce hose.

-What? Why? -I really like hot sauce.

Watch out!

-What do we do? -Don't worry.

I'll just call Tiny Miracle.

Tiny Miracle!

Oh, right.

We're sinking!

My burrito!

Perfect! Golden brown.

[ Whimpers ]

Uncle Grandpa!

Uncle Grandpa!

Uncle Grandpa!

I knew it!

And this virtual-reality headset proved it.

Tiny Miracle, part of the human experience

is unending self-doubt, stress, and sweaty palms.

I'm not sure you can handle it.

I'm sorry, guys.

I guess I just wished I could be something that I am not.

[ Sighs ]

Aw, Tiny Miracle, I wouldn't change you a bit.

Yeah. You keep it real.

[ Roars ]

Yeah. You're my boy-y-y.

Anyhoo, hurry up and get breakfast ready for us.

Pizza Steve: And none of that breakfast-flavored ice cream.

Finally, I am a real boy-y-y.

Narrator: "Moments in History

with Mr. Gus."

Oh, hello there. Today on "Moments in History,"

we're going to visit one of the great piano virtuosos

and classical composers of all time.

I'm referring to the romantic Rembrandt of the ivories,

Fréderic Chopin, who was known

for some of the most memorable piano pieces of all time.

And with all great compositions,

it all starts with the first note.

[ Single note plays ]

[ Discordant notes playing ] No!

No, no, no! All wrong!

How am I supposed to finish this piece

in time for the concert tonight?

Everything I write sounds so contrived!

The critics will pun me!

They will talk about how much they love Franz instead of me!

I must outdo him!

Let's see, here.

What is this? Out of ink already?

Gus! Ink, now!

Yes, sir. Your ink, sir.

What took you so long?

You know I have a very important concert tonight.

Yes, uh, I -- Sorry, uh --

[ Sneezes ]

[ Gasps ]

What? What is this?

Could it be? Yes. Yes!

Beautiful! Amazing!

Mwah! [ Laughs ]

This is it!

[ "Grande Valse Brillante" plays ]

[ Laughing ]

And so, Chopin performed his famous "Grande Valse Brillante"

cementing himself in the annals of Romantic-era pianists

and classical music as a whole.

So, remember, sometimes happy accidents

can make happy history.

[ Sneezes ] [ Discordant notes play ]

Narrator: You've been watching

"Moments in History with Mr. Gus."

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That was quite delicious.