Original subtitles

My house has wheels!

[ Goat bleats ]

♪♪

[ Children laughing ]

[ Splash! ]

Hey, pal, it's your turn.

Oh, I know. My friends are watching.

It's called "building suspense."

Dude, todays' the last day of summer.

We don't have time for suspense!

Patience, patience.

Watch how a real professional handles it.

Maybe you'll even learn a thing or two.

Boy, a little taller than I remember.

[ Wind howling ]

Weird.

Huh! You said it.

[ Grunts ]

[ Panting ]

Oh, no! This can't be!

I-I-I didn't mean to get on the high dive! Honest!

Hurry up, Samir!

We can't play Marco Polo without you!

I wanna shout something, too!

A simple error. Everyone will understand.

[ Whistle! ]

Hey! No walking down the ladder! You gotta jump!

Why? Those are the rules!

Just gotta do it. Okay.

[ Thunk! ]

Ow.

What's taking this kid so long?

It's not like jumping is hard!

Yeah, hard is Professor Potbelly's science class.

Oh, I'll show them! I can't wait for summer to end!

What's this kid's problem?

Yeah, tell me about it. Summer's almost over already!

Hey, wait, you're Uncle Grandpa.

Uncle Grandpa? Where?!

I think he's talking to me.

Oh, snap. My bad.

No worries.

Aren't you supposed to help kids with their problems?

Yeah.

[ Blink! ]

Well?

What? Oh! You mean helping Samir.

Good idea.

Hold my spot, Horsey Man.

[ Zing! ]

[ Crack! ]

Hi, Samir. I couldn't help but notice

your crippling fear to leap from this high dive.

[ Stammers ] Yeah, I wouldn't call it fear.

More like an apprehensive thing, you know?

Yeah, totally. Apprehensive.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm...

Well, I happen to have a cure for apprehensivitis.

You do? Oh, yeah.

You just need a little pushy push in the right direction.

Nice and easy.

Uh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

[ Smack! ] Ugh!

Maybe I can use a motivational push,

not a literal one.

Okay, okay. I'm with you.

Motivating kids happens to be my specialty!

It is? Oh, yeah.

I've even got my own line of

Uncle Grandpa motivational posters.

"You can probably do it?"

"Earth is very large"?

"Taco, you betcha"?

"Dive...you can't spell 'die' without it"?

These are terrible motivators, Uncle Grandpa.

How are any of these supposed to help me jump off the high dive?

This last one was supposed to scare you off the platform.

So much for motivation. I guess we'll try --

[ Whack! ] Ugh! Intimidation!

Now quit yer scallywaggin' and start walkin' the plank,

matey! Whoa!

Okay! Take it easy. I'm walkin', I'm walkin'!

Come on, Samir! What's the hold up?

Hold on! Just...

building the suspense!

What's with all yer belly achin'?

Keep walkin'!

Uhhhhh...

Actually, I think I'll take my chances with the hook.

Oh. Excuse me for a moment.

o-ho. Walking the plank is a no-go.

No worries. I got more ideas.

Allie-oop!

Hey, Samir. Aren't you gonna get the door?

The door? [ Pounding ]

Huh. This is kinda weird.

Good morning. My name is Emily

with Camp Scout troop 420,

and I'm going door to door selling some very delicious

cookies to promote chocolate chip awareness.

Would you care for a free sample?

Mmm! Chocolate chip, you say?

Hey!

Oh, sorry. There's not eating on the high dive.

Why not?!

It's the other rule here.

So, all you gotta do is step off this platform

and these diet-defying delights are all yours.

Oh, so that's the catch, huh?

Lure me off the high dive with cookies?

[ Whiffle! ] Yeah.

Well, you'll have to try something else.

[ Slam! ]

[ Sawing ]

Uncle Grandpa, what are you doing?!

Trying something else.

[ Sigh! ] You know what?

I'm just not ready for the high dive.

I'm gonna violate the rules

and shamefully climb back down the ladder.

How do you plan on doing that when there's no more ladder?

Huh?!

Now, this will be the last jump for the summer! Ha-ha!

Oh, great!

I'm gonna be stuck up here forever!

No need to worry. I've already sent for my custom rescue plane.

Custom rescue plane?

Yep. Here she comes now!

This is Captain Tiny Miracle. Ready to deploy safety rope.

[ Beep! ]

[ Whip! ]

You don't think we should just call the fire department?

Nah. Now get ready to grab on!

[ Strained ] Ugh!

[ Whack! ] Aah!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Weeeeeeeee!

[ Grunting ]

Welcome to my custom rescue plane!

Where your safety is my number one priority.

[ Slam! ] Just watch out for heavy doors

and exposed wires.

Seems pretty safe to me.

I'm just relieved to be off that high dive.

Well, now that you've relieved yourself,

feel free to join me in the custom rescue plane hot tub.

Ahh. Feels nice.

Eh, actually, if we can just turn around

and land your custom plane...

I really should get back to my friends.

Is Samir even up there?

Maybe he's still building suspense.

No problemo. I'll have my pilot get right on it.

Tiny Miracle, back to the community pool!

And try to land near a drive-thru. I'm starvin'!

Roger that.

Okay, let's see.

If fly is here, then land should be --

[ Crackle! ]

Uh-oh!

So, anyways, that's how I learned to make bubbles

without using my mouth.

Um, Uncle Grandpa, there seems to be an issue

with the landing gear.

What's wrong with the landing gear?

Oh, yeah. I forgot about that.

There isn't any.

[ Blink! ]

Whaaaaat?!

Why wouldn't you have landing gear on a rescue plane?!

Well, it had landing gear, right in this very spot.

But I took it out to install this hot tub instead.

I told you it was custom.

Ahhhh! I should've never climbed up the wrong diving board!

Rrrr! [ Whoosh! ]

[ Engines sputter ]

[ Whistle! ]

Oh! Now you've done it!

Welp, that's my cue.

[ Alarm blaring ]

[ Boom! ] I always wondered

what that button did. Come on!

Well, here we are again, Samir.

Looks like if we jump now,

we can probably make it into the pool.

Ehh, do we have any other options?!

You could take your chances crashing into that

fast-approaching mountain side.

Uhhhhhhhh!

I don't want to pressure you here,

but your window to live is shrinking.

Dahh!

All right! Let's jump!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

I suggest the cannonball technique

to save your belly the pain.

[ Crash ]

[ Splash! ]

Grrr.

Hey!

Nice.

[ Gasps ]

[ Cheering ]

That was amazing, Samir.

Best splash I've every seen.

Totally worth the suspense.

Aw, thanks, guys.

You know me. Always going big.

But, I gotta share the credit with Uncle Grandpa on this one.

Speaking of Uncle Grandpa, where is he?

[ Groaning ]

Call the fire department.

[ Boing! ]

[ Sproing! ]

[ Whirring ]

Forget what you've seen.

[ Zoom! ]

[ Sighs ]

Man, there's nothing to do this summer!

You didn't do your research!

How'd you get into my hou--

Professor Potbelly's Super Science Boot Camp!

Hey, parents, are your kids hard to reason with?

But I don't wanna study this!

Do your kids think the world is flat?

They we have just the scientific solution for you!

Professor Potbelly's Super Science Boot Camp!

Drop down and give me three hypotheses!

Our reality is a giant hologram.

One!

Our universe perpetually expands

and contracts. Two!

Our universe is in a bigger universe that we can't observe.

That statement isn't falsifiable, scientist!

Three more! [ Whimpers ]

We teach our kids proper scientific discipline.

We use our own patented and original curriculum

that we call the Scientific Method!

[ Whoosh! ]

Theoretical!

Geology rocks!

Measuring rules!

Learn about the elements while eating at the periodic table.

Could you please pass the salt?

Discover the stars before bed in our slightly-used tents.

[ Shivering ] Th-Th-The B-B-Big Dipper!

Conquer our obstacle course

on the back of a prehistoric dinosaur!

What are you kids waiting for? [ Munch! ]

[ Muffled ] Sign up now!

Shmell thith banana to order!

That was quite delicious.