Original subtitles

You look just as weird to me.

Cheese chop! Tail touch.

Head butt! Foot butt!

Butt butt!

All: Uh...

[ Gasps ]

Oh, no. The light bulb is broken.

I didn't do it. Well, don't blame me.

Well, who else would I blame?

Your butt touched it last!

[ Roars ]

Don't worry, everybody.

Uncle Grandpa has it all under control.

Belly Bag?

You got it, Uncle G!

[ Straining ]

[ Ding! ] Ta-da!

See? A brand-new light bulb.

[ Roars ]

I'm glad you asked, Giant Realistic Flying Tiger.

It's called a... fluorescent light bulb.

[ All gasp ]

Good morning!

Pedal to the metal!

[ Rock music playing ]

Whoo-hoo!

[ Laughs ]

I don't know what I am!

I have a castle!

[ Laughs ]

[ Electronic beeping ]

Enter the Grandpa grid.

[ Chuckles ]

[ Squirt! ] [ Laughs ]

Shoot for the stars.

Hey, watch it!

Sorry!

[ Humming ]

[ Zip! ]

[ Scatting ]

[ Growling ]

All: [ Distorted ] Avocado!

Kay-rah-tay!

Hyah!

All: Uh...

Don't worry. I have another light bulb.

[ Whip crack, ding! ]

Um...

What kind of light bulb is that, Uncle Grandpa?

I don't know. Let's find out.

[ Flush! ]

[ All shout ]

[ "Good morning" backwards ]

[ Rattles ]

[ Hissing, bubbling! ]

[ Popping ]

Blb-blb-blb-blb!

That was discom-bubble-lating.

[ Creak, pop! ]

[ Straining ]

[ Inhales sharply, strains ]

What's going on in here?

Oh, hi, Gus.

I'm trying to get big and strong,

so I got to flip this tire.

You can root me on.

Come on! Flip that tire!

[ Straining ] Come on, boy! Come on, boy!

Come on, Uncle Grandpa! You gonna flip that tire, boy!

Come on. Don't make me flip it for you.

[ Laughs ] Come on. Let me flip it for you, boy.

[ Straining ]

[ Sloop! ]

Excuse me. May I help you?

No, thanks. [ Groans ]

[ Shatter! ]

I'm, like, so fitness.

My beautiful home!

Oh, no. Is that your house?

[ Sighs ]

Well, it was.

I'm sorry I destroyed your beautiful home.

I'm, like, a gym rat.

That's cool, though. You can live here with us.

Here? Hmm.

Well, now...

Hmm. This place is a palace.

Now, hold on just a second there, now, Uncle Grandpa.

I don't want no old, dirty, ol' outside cat up in here,

ol', flea-bitten, raggedy, ol' yard cat.

And we already got that tiger.

[ Roars ]

No, no, no, no, Uncle Grandpa. I don't think so.

Aw, come on, Gus.

He's cool.

Yeah. I'm cool.

And what you mean I'm dirty?

I take three baths a day.

Yo, what a crazy day, dude.

I'm just glad to be home.

I can't wait to put some comfy clothes on

and eat a whole rotisserie chicken.

I love rotisserie chicken.

Yo, who said that? Me.

You like that rotisserie chicken, huh?

Shoot, we fixin' to start a little team --

the Rotisserie Boys.

Well, now, when it comes to rotisserie chicken,

I don't know if I'm a team player.

Dude!

Yo, Uncle G, I'm lo-lo-lovin' the new guy.

Who is this dude?

The name's Jobo, the rambling cat.

Thank you. Somebody finally asked.

I got a brand-new name for the clubhouse -- 4 Guys.

Too bad. That ain't gonna happen.

He was just leaving.

Now, now, h-hold on, now.

Now, you said this is my new home.

The way I see it, I figure I might as well

make myself comfortable.

[ Fart ] Ow!

Yo, I straight up love you guys.

Man, what?

You guys are like my best friends, for real.

[ Hip-hop music plays ]

♪ I love my friends ♪

♪ I said I love my little friends ♪

♪ Whoo! I love my friends ♪

♪ We stay true till the end ♪

♪ Yeaaaah ♪

♪ Uh ♪

♪ I love my friends ♪

♪ I said I love my little friends ♪

♪ Stay true till the end ♪

[ Metal music screaming ]

[ Zip! ]

I'll have some color, please.

[ Gloop! ]

[ Slap, squeak! ]

Groovyyyy.

Hey, kids! Uncle Grandpa here!

Hey! Hey!

Here we go!

[ Laughs ]

Whoo-whee-ooo!

Ta-da!

Uncle G, you're the funniest man alive.

How's it feel to be so funny?

It feels good, Pizza Steve!

I love being so [echoing] funny.

President: It's just getting to be too much, Mr. Gus.

He's gone too far.

Your friend, the Uncle Grandpa, he's just too funny.

Yes, Mr. President, he's obviously too funny.

You're going to have to take him out, Mr. Gus.

You're going to have to use your special powers.

I understand, sir.

I'll have a talk with him.

Pizza Steve?

Pizza Steve: Uncle Grandpa, help me!

Uncle Grandpa!

Mr. Gus, what are you doing with Pizza Steve?

Uncle Grandpa, you are too funny.

I've been sent by the President to make you not funny.

I am taking Pizza Steve from you... Ahh!

...so you will be sad and not funny.

What?! I don't understand!

Stop being funny!

Mr. Gus, why?

Pizza Steve!

To the Uncle Grandpa cave!

[ Panting ]

[ Ding, explosion! ]

[ Stretch! Stretch! Stretch! ]

[ Thunder crashing ]

Steve, I'm coming for you.

Ahh! Uncle Grandpa will never

be funny without you, Pizza Steve.

Pizza Steve, I'm here for you!

Huh? Pizza Steve!

Huh?

No more funny stuff, Uncle Grandpa.

Uncle Grandpa!

Hey, Mr. Gus!

Ugh!

Whoo!

Mr. Gus, I am messed up.

Huh?

Whee!

Whee!

Whoo! [ Gasps ]

Floating powers!

Yay!

This ain't funny, Uncle Grandpa!

Yaah!

Were going back down, Mr. Gus.

Whoo!

[ Laughs ]

No! Yes!

This is fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, funny! Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun,

Uncle Grandpa, you're the funniest.

Thanks, Mr. Gus. [ Drip! ]

You're the best.

All: Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!

Funny! Yeah!

[ Panting ]

[ Zap! ]

[ Zapping! ]

[ Splat! ]

[ Ding! Ding! ]

[ Snoring ]

Good morning, good morning, good morning.

[ Alarm clock rings ] Wake up, sleepyhead!

Oh, boy! It's morning!

What should we do today, headless me?

I almost forgot.

Can't have a good day without a good morning!

You ready to kick this day off right?

Heck, yeah, I am!

What a night. [ Slide! ]

Good morning, Pizza Steve! Holy pepperoni!

Good morning, Mr. Gus.

[ Whoosh, shatter! ]

Good morning! Aah!!

[ Horn honks ] [ Whistling ]

Good morning!

Good Morning!

[ Clucking ]

Good morning!

Good morning!

All: Good morning!

Good morning!

[ Bounce! ] Good morning!

And that's it for sports.

Good morning!

Now let's go to Uncle Grandpa for the weather.

Things are pretty hairy on the rooftop

of this sheet-metal factory.

Aaah!!

[ Organ plays ] Good morning!

[ Bubbling! ]

[ Smack! ] Congratulations.

Oh, boy, twins!

Good morning! Good morning!

[ Laughs ] Good morning!

Whee!

Aah! Good morning!

Good morning! Good morning!

All: Good morning!

Good morning! Aah!!

Good morning!

Good morning!

Buongiorno!

Aah!

Good morning! Ahh.

[ Hard rock playing ] ♪ Good morning! ♪

Good morning, darling.

We gather here to --

Aah! Good morning, dudes.

[ All cheer ]

[ Cow moos ] Good mor--

[ Softly ] Good morning.

[ Slurp ]

Hey, Carol.

Mondays, huh?

Good morning!

[ Telephone rings ] Good morning.

You're going places, kid.

Wait. Hold on. You're breaking up.

Sorry, babe.

Aah!

Good morning.

Good morning! Good morning!

Good morning!

[ Crash! ]

Good morning!

Good... [ Shatter! ]

All: ...morning!

Good morning, anthropomorphic flowers!

Good morning, puddle!

Bubbles!

Good morning!

How bad is it, doc?

Do I have a little wooden boy in my tummy again?

Looks like you have six months.

Wait a second.

Had it upside down.

Good morning!

Good morning!

Good mor--

[ Laughs ] Good morning!

Good morning!

Good morning!

Good morning!

What a day.

Time to hit the sack. [ Pop! ]

But you've only been gone for 2.5 minutes.

It's not even noon yet.

Oh, boy! You know what that means.

It's time for breakfast.

Good morning!

[ Theme music plays ]

That was quite delicious.