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It only hurts when I talk!
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[ Cow lows ]
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♪♪
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[ Marble rattling ]
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[ Spray hissing ]
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[ Glass shatters ]
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[ Bell dings ]
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Oh, yeah.
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Who is that fully-grown slice
I'm looking at?
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Oh -- me.
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[ Laughs ]
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Giddyup, horsey!
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[ Giggles ]
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[ Screaming ]
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Uncle G, stop!
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What's wrong, Pizza Steve?
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You normally love to play
horsey!
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No time for games, Uncle G!
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I've got an important invite
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to my old classmate's important
party tonight!
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Party?!
I love party!
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You can't go, Uncle G.
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This is
a super grown-up party.
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I can still remember what
Deep Dish Dave used to say to me
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back in Mrs. Marinara's class...
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Pizza Steven, you'll always just
be a personal pan pizza slice.
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You'll never grow up!
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But this is my chance to show
him just how grown-up
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and sophisticated Pizza Steve
has become!
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Oh, yeah! Like how you live
in my magical RV with me,
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and how we play horsey every
day, and how I bathe you
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every night...
What have I done with my life?
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Yeah, yeah, anyways...
I'll catch you later, bro.
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Wait!
Hold on, Pizza Steve!
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I just gotta change rainbow
suspenders,
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and I'll be ready to go, too.
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Uh, Uncle G, it's just gonna be
me tonight.
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Just gonna be you and me, buddy!
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We'll show those guys how
grown-up you are!
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[ Laughter ]
[ Nervous chuckle ]
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Uh, actually...
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it's just me going tonight.
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Oh.
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[ Chuckles ]
I understand.
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Yeah.
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Thanks, Uncle G.
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I love you!
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Thanks, Uncle G.
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Maybe we can play horsey
when you get back!
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Man, I'm really gonna miss
Pizza Steve.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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[ Gulps ]
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Here goes nothing.
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And then I was like, "Why don't
we just do this in the Bahamas?"
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I know, right?
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Deep Dish, Steve's here --
Pizza Steve.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Excuse me, guys.
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Well, look who it is!
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It's little
Pizza "Cry-Baby" Steve!
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How's it going, man?
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Things are going pretty
fantastic for me,
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as you can see.
You remember Ciabatta.
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Ciabatta bang, Ciabatta boom!
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Ha ha ha!
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Of course, I remember.
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Hey, do you still ride
that little
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motorized tricycle thing around?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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These days,
I only get rides from...
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the President of
the United States, yeah.
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Yeah, that's right.
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The president just dropped me
off here tonight.
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Right, right.
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Well, please,
make yourself at home.
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Mi queso es su queso!
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I'll see you around.
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[ Thinking ]
These guys think I know
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the president!
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I'll be the most
grown-up slice here
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if I can keep this up.
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Hey, Pizza Steve!
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[ Ahooga horn ]
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Uncle G!
What are you doing here?!
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[ Laughs ]
Like my outfit?!
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I took on an open catering
position --
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so now we can hang out
all night!
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[ Growls ]
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Don't ruin this for me,
Uncle G!
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Don't worry, Pizza Steve.
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I'm going to convince these guys
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that you're the most grown-up
person here.
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I've always been pretty
grown-up, I guess,
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'cause I'm deep.
You know, because I'm like,
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a deep dish pizza.
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Got any "deep" words you can
"dish" out
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to some fellow grownups?
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Sometimes when I need to just
clear my mind,
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I like to saddle up on my horse
and just...
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ride.
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Pizza Steve
has a horsey, too!
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Come on let's show 'em!
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[ Crowd gasps ]
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What?! Horsey?!
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You mean that little kids game
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where you ride on someone's
back?!
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That is so not grown-up,
Pizza Steve!
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[ Chuckles ]
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Yeah, I've never seen this man
before in my life!
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Sure, he has!
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I'm Pizza Steve's uncle grandpa,
Uncle Grandpa!
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Well, Uncle Grandpa...
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[ Grunts ]
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Today you're my caterer.
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And I'm not paying you to
stand around and yap!
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Yes, sir!
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I hate it when the help tries to
interact with the food.
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Ciabatta!
Come on, move, move, move!
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Okay so...
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Uh, this is me at my charity
fundraiser in the Bahamas.
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There's me and some other
grownups...
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Whoa!
Nice yacht, by the way.
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I have a couple of those
bad boys myself.
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I mean, what real grownup
doesn't?
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Amen to that.
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Yup!
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It's true!
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[ Gulps ]
Mm-hmm.
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It's true.
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Yeah, I got 'em right here!
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He plays with them in the tub
every night!
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♪ Me and Uncle G are
sailing out to sea ♪
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♪ Won't you join along ♪
Oh, stop it!
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♪ And sing the song
with me! ♪
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Are you playing with toys
right now?!
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That is so not grown-up,
Pizza Steve.
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These are lies!
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I told you I don't know
this guy!
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This kind of thing does so not
fly in the Bahamas.
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Come on, let's move into the
dining room, shall we,
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where I've prepared a very
expensive meal.
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[ Growls ] Dang it, Uncle G,
you're cramping my style!
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Nobody's gonna think I'm
a grownup with you around!
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Okay, Pizza Steve!
No problem!
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Hey!
Save some for me, bros!
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[ Chuckles ]
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Okay. We are gonna be starting
with an Argentinean mole.
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Man, Triple D, I can't believe
how much we have in common!
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I literally eat this stuff
all day, every day.
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[ Munching ]
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[ Gasps ]
What the?!
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It's true!
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Pizza Steve's all about
weird food.
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He mainly eats soft foods now,
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'cause of his little
tummy aches.
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Isn't that right, my boy?
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What are you doing?!
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[ Buzzing ]
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Pizza Steve's a very sensitive,
beautiful boy.
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Mwah!
Quit it, Uncle G!
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Get out of here!
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You ruined this whole night
for me!
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Sobbing ]
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Will somebody please get this
baby out of here?
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With pleasure, sir.
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No babies allowed!
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[ Chuckles ]
Who was that guy anyway?
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I mean, come on, right?!
[ Chuckles ]
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Boy, what a baby he was!
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Well, yeah, but...
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I have never seen such a big
baby in my life.
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They probably don't have babies
like that in the Bahamas, huh?
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Hey, now, ease up, guys.
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[ Scoffs ] No way!
It's all grownups!
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They don't let big dumb babies
like him into the country.
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Hey, you guys making fun of
my friend?
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You don't get to
make fun of my friend.
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Only I make fun of my friend,
you -- you babies!
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[ Thud ]
[ Grunts ]
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Pizza Steve,
what are you doing here?
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They kicked me out.
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Sorry I told you to leave
back there, Uncle G.
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Aha! That was spoken like
a true grownup.
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Apology accepted.
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Now, who wants to play horsey?
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Now that the babies are gone,
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I can finally introduce
my next dish.
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It's from the Baham--
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[ Laughing ]
Yay!
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I may not be some grownup with
a real horse, or a real yacht...
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[ Screams ]
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And I may not spend my days off
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in the Bahamas,
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but at least I know how to have
fun with my friend,
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Uncle G!
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Whoo-hoo!
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And that's something you stuffed
crust types
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will never understand.
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Let's ride, Uncle G!
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Yeah.
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What was that noise they were
making?
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That's pretty cool,
it's like, "Ha ha ha ha."
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[ Imitating laughter ]
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[ Laughing ]
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Fellas, I'd like to make
a toast.
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All right!
Hear, hear!
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[ Ding ]
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Great.
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00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,020
Popcorn's ready!
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How are we on time?
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The new episode of
"Uncle Grandpa"
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is about to start.
Here we go!
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Dang remote!
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It's the Uncle Grandpa
charades hour!
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I'll pick a card and you guys
have to guess who I am!
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Mmm!
Oh, this is a great one!
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Hey, y'all.
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You're...
an ugly green dinosaur!
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Nope!
Not Mr. Gus!
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[ Sighs ]
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Here's another hint!
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You're a candle?
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Nope!
I'll give you another hint.
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Something breaking a hole in
our ceiling?
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Nope!
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00:09:59,023 --> 00:10:01,003
[ Tiger roars ]
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00:10:01,006 --> 00:10:03,016
Good guess, Tiger, but, no.
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00:10:05,009 --> 00:10:08,009
[ Chuckles ]
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00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:10,018
Herky merky durky,
dunky doo!
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Herkey merkey dunky,
derky doo!
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I have zero clue.
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No!
I'll give you another hint.
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[ Giggles ]
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A tubby little schoolboy?
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Nope, not that.
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A wiener dog?
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Woof!
[ Grunts ]
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[ Chuckles ]
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Uh, mitosis?
Cell division?
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Nope!
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Uncle Grandpa, we give up.
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Are you sure?
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All: Yes!
[ Roars ]
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Okay.
The card I got was...
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"Uncle Grandpa
Playing Charades!"
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[ Laughs ]
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Good game, guys!
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We missed the new
"Uncle Grandpa" episode!
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[ Sighs ]
I think we've seen enough
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Uncle Grandpa for one evening.
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[ Upbeat theme music plays ]
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That was quite delicious.
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