Original subtitles

It only hurts when I talk!

[ Cow lows ]

♪♪

[ Marble rattling ]

[ Spray hissing ]

[ Glass shatters ]

[ Bell dings ]

Oh, yeah.

Who is that fully-grown slice I'm looking at?

Oh -- me.

[ Laughs ]

Giddyup, horsey!

[ Giggles ]

[ Screaming ]

Uncle G, stop!

What's wrong, Pizza Steve?

You normally love to play horsey!

No time for games, Uncle G!

I've got an important invite

to my old classmate's important party tonight!

Party?! I love party!

You can't go, Uncle G.

This is a super grown-up party.

I can still remember what Deep Dish Dave used to say to me

back in Mrs. Marinara's class...

Pizza Steven, you'll always just be a personal pan pizza slice.

You'll never grow up!

But this is my chance to show him just how grown-up

and sophisticated Pizza Steve has become!

Oh, yeah! Like how you live in my magical RV with me,

and how we play horsey every day, and how I bathe you

every night... What have I done with my life?

Yeah, yeah, anyways... I'll catch you later, bro.

Wait! Hold on, Pizza Steve!

I just gotta change rainbow suspenders,

and I'll be ready to go, too.

Uh, Uncle G, it's just gonna be me tonight.

Just gonna be you and me, buddy!

We'll show those guys how grown-up you are!

[ Laughter ] [ Nervous chuckle ]

Uh, actually...

it's just me going tonight.

Oh.

[ Chuckles ] I understand.

Yeah.

Thanks, Uncle G.

I love you!

Thanks, Uncle G.

Maybe we can play horsey when you get back!

Man, I'm really gonna miss Pizza Steve.

[ Indistinct conversations ]

[ Gulps ]

Here goes nothing.

And then I was like, "Why don't we just do this in the Bahamas?"

I know, right?

Deep Dish, Steve's here -- Pizza Steve.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Excuse me, guys.

Well, look who it is!

It's little Pizza "Cry-Baby" Steve!

How's it going, man?

Things are going pretty fantastic for me,

as you can see. You remember Ciabatta.

Ciabatta bang, Ciabatta boom!

Ha ha ha!

Of course, I remember.

Hey, do you still ride that little

motorized tricycle thing around?

No, no, no, no, no.

These days, I only get rides from...

the President of the United States, yeah.

Yeah, that's right.

The president just dropped me off here tonight.

Right, right.

Well, please, make yourself at home.

Mi queso es su queso!

I'll see you around.

[ Thinking ] These guys think I know

the president!

I'll be the most grown-up slice here

if I can keep this up.

Hey, Pizza Steve!

[ Ahooga horn ]

Uncle G! What are you doing here?!

[ Laughs ] Like my outfit?!

I took on an open catering position --

so now we can hang out all night!

[ Growls ]

Don't ruin this for me, Uncle G!

Don't worry, Pizza Steve.

I'm going to convince these guys

that you're the most grown-up person here.

I've always been pretty grown-up, I guess,

'cause I'm deep. You know, because I'm like,

a deep dish pizza.

Got any "deep" words you can "dish" out

to some fellow grownups?

Sometimes when I need to just clear my mind,

I like to saddle up on my horse and just...

ride.

Pizza Steve has a horsey, too!

Come on let's show 'em!

[ Crowd gasps ]

What?! Horsey?!

You mean that little kids game

where you ride on someone's back?!

That is so not grown-up, Pizza Steve!

[ Chuckles ]

Yeah, I've never seen this man before in my life!

Sure, he has!

I'm Pizza Steve's uncle grandpa, Uncle Grandpa!

Well, Uncle Grandpa...

[ Grunts ]

Today you're my caterer.

And I'm not paying you to stand around and yap!

Yes, sir!

I hate it when the help tries to interact with the food.

Ciabatta! Come on, move, move, move!

Okay so...

Uh, this is me at my charity fundraiser in the Bahamas.

There's me and some other grownups...

Whoa! Nice yacht, by the way.

I have a couple of those bad boys myself.

I mean, what real grownup doesn't?

Amen to that.

Yup!

It's true!

[ Gulps ] Mm-hmm.

It's true.

Yeah, I got 'em right here!

He plays with them in the tub every night!

♪ Me and Uncle G are sailing out to sea ♪

♪ Won't you join along ♪ Oh, stop it!

♪ And sing the song with me! ♪

Are you playing with toys right now?!

That is so not grown-up, Pizza Steve.

These are lies!

I told you I don't know this guy!

This kind of thing does so not fly in the Bahamas.

Come on, let's move into the dining room, shall we,

where I've prepared a very expensive meal.

[ Growls ] Dang it, Uncle G, you're cramping my style!

Nobody's gonna think I'm a grownup with you around!

Okay, Pizza Steve! No problem!

Hey! Save some for me, bros!

[ Chuckles ]

Okay. We are gonna be starting with an Argentinean mole.

Man, Triple D, I can't believe how much we have in common!

I literally eat this stuff all day, every day.

[ Munching ]

[ Gasps ] What the?!

It's true!

Pizza Steve's all about weird food.

He mainly eats soft foods now,

'cause of his little tummy aches.

Isn't that right, my boy?

What are you doing?!

[ Buzzing ]

Pizza Steve's a very sensitive, beautiful boy.

Mwah! Quit it, Uncle G!

Get out of here!

You ruined this whole night for me!

[ Chuckles ]

[ Sobbing ]

Will somebody please get this baby out of here?

With pleasure, sir.

No babies allowed!

[ Chuckles ] Who was that guy anyway?

I mean, come on, right?! [ Chuckles ]

Boy, what a baby he was!

Well, yeah, but...

I have never seen such a big baby in my life.

They probably don't have babies like that in the Bahamas, huh?

Hey, now, ease up, guys.

[ Scoffs ] No way! It's all grownups!

They don't let big dumb babies like him into the country.

Hey, you guys making fun of my friend?

You don't get to make fun of my friend.

Only I make fun of my friend, you -- you babies!

[ Thud ] [ Grunts ]

Pizza Steve, what are you doing here?

They kicked me out.

Sorry I told you to leave back there, Uncle G.

Aha! That was spoken like a true grownup.

Apology accepted.

Now, who wants to play horsey?

Now that the babies are gone,

I can finally introduce my next dish.

It's from the Baham--

[ Laughing ] Yay!

I may not be some grownup with a real horse, or a real yacht...

[ Screams ]

And I may not spend my days off

in the Bahamas,

but at least I know how to have fun with my friend,

Uncle G!

Whoo-hoo!

And that's something you stuffed crust types

will never understand.

Let's ride, Uncle G!

Yeah.

What was that noise they were making?

That's pretty cool, it's like, "Ha ha ha ha."

[ Imitating laughter ]

[ Laughing ]

Fellas, I'd like to make a toast.

All right! Hear, hear!

[ Ding ]

Great.

Popcorn's ready!

How are we on time?

The new episode of "Uncle Grandpa"

is about to start. Here we go!

Dang remote!

It's the Uncle Grandpa charades hour!

I'll pick a card and you guys have to guess who I am!

Mmm! Oh, this is a great one!

Hey, y'all.

You're... an ugly green dinosaur!

Nope! Not Mr. Gus!

[ Sighs ]

Here's another hint!

You're a candle?

Nope! I'll give you another hint.

Something breaking a hole in our ceiling?

Nope!

[ Tiger roars ]

Good guess, Tiger, but, no.

[ Chuckles ]

Herky merky durky, dunky doo!

Herkey merkey dunky, derky doo!

I have zero clue.

No! I'll give you another hint.

[ Giggles ]

A tubby little schoolboy?

Nope, not that.

A wiener dog?

Woof! [ Grunts ]

[ Chuckles ]

Uh, mitosis? Cell division?

Nope!

Uncle Grandpa, we give up.

Are you sure?

All: Yes! [ Roars ]

Okay. The card I got was...

"Uncle Grandpa Playing Charades!"

[ Laughs ]

Good game, guys!

We missed the new "Uncle Grandpa" episode!

[ Sighs ] I think we've seen enough

Uncle Grandpa for one evening.

[ Upbeat theme music plays ]

That was quite delicious.