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Why, yes, I will have
more potatoes!
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[ Cow moos ]
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Mr. Gus: Aw, yes!
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Nothing like a cold root beer
in the middle of the day.
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[ Grunts ]
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Oh, yeah, son!
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All the kids
around the world
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have been helped,
and it's barely 2 P.M.!
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Wow!
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We got almost the whole day
to do anything we please!
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Oh!
I've got an idea.
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We can try to win
an award for drinking
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the most root beer
in a day, and then
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use the award money
to help fellow man.
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Or we can sit back all day
and drink our root beer
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to the relaxing sounds
of Stravinsky.
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Or we could invite
some friends over
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to sit in a hot tub
full of root beer with us!
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That last one ain't bad,
little cheese.
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Only person I know who can top
these ideas is Uncle Grandpa.
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What do you say,
Uncle Grandpa?
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Got any ideas for the day --
root beer related or otherwise?
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Yeah, Uncle G, what great
ideas do you got cooking
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in that crazy brain today?
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Uh...
[ Fart noise ]
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Sorry, guys,
I got nothing.
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You feeling okay,
Uncle Grandpa?
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Yeah, you usually love
coming up with the ideas.
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I feel fine.
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But for some reason,
I can't have a good idea.
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I can't have a bad idea.
I can't have any idea!
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Why is that, Uncle G?
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I have no idea.
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[ Sobbing ]
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Man, it's kind of hard to get
excited about our ideas
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seeing as Uncle Grandpa is in
an idea funk of some sort.
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Yeah, this is the same guy
who had the genius idea
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to open an Uncle Grandpa-Land
theme park on a whim.
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And the same guy
who brilliantly hired
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a 24-hour clown service
for our entertainment.
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[ Slide whistle toots ]
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Not right now, Swirly.
[ Sobbing continues ]
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We got to inspire Uncle G
to have ideas again.
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[ Sobbing ]
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It may not be as enjoyable
as a root beer-filled hot tub,
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but it's
the right thing to do.
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[ Sobbing ]
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Okay. We got our work
cut out for us.
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We need to inspire
Uncle Grandpa to have an idea.
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He's going to need
a strong example.
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What better example
than Pizza Steve?!
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Watch, Uncle G!
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Why don't people eat
cheesy poofs with chopsticks?
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You'll never deal with
cheesy fingers again!
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Why not make election day
a national holiday,
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thereby getting
higher voter turnout?
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Uh...
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Come on, Uncle Grandpa!
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What if...
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What if, uh...
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What if...
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[ Chicken squawks ]
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Aw, pickle juice!
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What now?
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Relaxation always
gets my ideas flowing.
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Perhaps you just need
a massage, Uncle Grandpa --
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a brain massage.
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Here.
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[ Squeaking ]
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Hey!
This feels kind of nice!
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Any ideas yet?
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Nope.
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Okay, step aside,
Mr. Gus.
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[ Grunts ]
Aah!
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Are you ready to relax?
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Uh...
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I said, "Are you ready
to relax?!"
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Let's have an idea!
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[ Groaning ]
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Feeling the ideas yet?
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[ Groans ]
I'm feeling something.
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How about
a deep tissue massage?
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[ Grunting ]
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For some deep thoughts!
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[ Grunting ]
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Mamma mia!
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How about now?
Let's hear an idea.
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Uh...
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Hey!
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Tiny Miracle,
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why are you putting up
Christmas lights?!
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It's summer!
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Did somebody say
"Christmas miracle?"
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What the heck is
with all this stuff?
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And why do you have my
chili cooker?
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We're going to use
a shaman's approach
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to summon an idea
from Uncle G
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by making
an enlightened elixir!
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And, the chili cooker
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is 'cause I couldn't
find the cauldron.
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Something gives me
a bad feeling about this.
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[ Squawks ]
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Okay, we got one 60-watt
light bulb,
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one tablespoon of
Ginkgo leaves,
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one tablespoon,
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a collection of Mr. Gus'
rare philosophy journals.
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Hey!
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One can of hamster milk,
one square root.
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[ Squawks ]
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One ceremonial
chicken feather,
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and the antlers
of a small elk mouse.
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Just got to crank
the heat up a bit.
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[ Squawks ]
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All right, Uncle G.
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Just take a swig of this
and let the ideas flow!
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Okay.
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Hey!
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I'm actually starting
to feel something.
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I think it might be working!
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I think...
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[ Rumbles ]
Uh-oh.
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Well, so much
for that idea.
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Must've been those
Ginkgo leaves.
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Hey, hurry up
in there!
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Yeah, Uncle Grandpa
really has to go!
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[ Roars ]
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Dude, I totally give up.
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Yeah, I'm totally
out of ideas
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to get Uncle Grandpa
to have ideas.
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I got just one last bulb.
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[ Grunts ]
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I know, we could buy an idea!
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Buy an idea?
You know that's not something
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you can just pick up
at your local Mart-mart.
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True.
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Hmm...
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What about that guy...
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uh, Sketchy Stanley?
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He sells everything!
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I don't know,
Pizza Steve.
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He seems like trouble.
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Well, do you have
a better idea?
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[ Sighs ]
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Fine.
Let's go.
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Hey, ha, Sketchy Stanley!
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Just Stanley.
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Anything in particular
you're looking for?
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I got watches.
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Or maybe some cans
of hamster milk, hmm?
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Or some bootleg DVDs?
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By the way,
the first pun is free,
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any other puns will cost you.
Any questions?
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Why do they call you
Sketchy Stanley?
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That'll be five bucks.
We were hoping that...
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you had some ideas.
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Yeah, I got plenty.
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Listen, we don't want anything
too philosophical or scientific.
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We on a budget.
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Hmm...
How about an artistic one?
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No abstract ideas.
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Eh, okay, okay, okay.
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How about this?
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Oh, a rough idea.
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No, thanks.
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Ugh.
I got one of these...
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[ Angelic choir sings ]
Hey, hey!
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What's the bright idea?!
Put that away!
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You want us to get
caught over here?
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Come to think of it,
I got this one on sale.
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A foggy idea.
We'll take it!
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Thank you, Stanley.
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And 20 bucks
for the puns.
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You're killing me, Stan.
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Let's test it out.
[ Ding! ]
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What if we had
a 24-hour clown service?
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Hey!
Wait a second!
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Uncle Grandpa,
didn't you have this idea?
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These are stolen!
Uncle Grandpa was robbed!
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Where's he going?!
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Um, no, no, no.
Um, nowhere!
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Oh, no!
He stole ourideas, too!
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Get him!
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[ Ding! ]
Aha!
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Flush him out!
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Where'd he go?
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Beats me.
How do we find him?
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Um...
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I don't know.
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[ Groans ]
This is all my fault!
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[ Sobs ]
I'm sorry, guys!
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Now you don't have
any bulbs, either.
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But, Uncle Grandpa, we --
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No, Mr. Gus.
It's true.
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We're back
where we started.
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Uncle G,
you're scaring me, bro.
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This whole episode --
me trying to get inspired,
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you guys helping out --
it was all a bad idea.
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No, don't look up.
Don't look up!
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Oh, an idea.
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[ Ding! ]
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Whoa!
What a great idea!
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What is it,
Uncle Grandpa?
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We should end
this episode.
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Hey!
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How about a little privacy?!
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Time to make some delicious,
golden-brown toast!
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And you'd better not burn it
again, Mr. Toaster...
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Nobody likes burnt toast!
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Now, down you go!
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♪ Doot da do do do ♪
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♪ Da doot do do ♪
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♪ Do do do do do ♪
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So what's been new with you,
Belly Bag?
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Oh, nice of you to ask!
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It's been a while since anyone's
shown me any attention.
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What is taking
this toast so long?!
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What the hooey?!
Where'd my toast go?!
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I knew this toaster was no good!
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Here I come!
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Wait for me!
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Tires screech ]
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Belly Bag, what's
the "Earth's Core?"
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I'm pretty sure we're headed
to the center of the Earth.
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Ah, I got to catch my toast
before it burns!
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Uh-oh!
Things are heating up!
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Slow down, will you!
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Mr. Earth's Core, sir,
I found another slice
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of bread near
your lava moat, sir.
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Hmm, give it here.
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That's like
the fourth one this week!
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Guess I'd better
incinerate it.
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Wait!
Could I have that bread back
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just toasted slightly
golden brown?
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Why shouldn't I just
watch it burn?
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Uh...because you have
core values?
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Mr. Gus, Mr. Gus!
I got you your favorite!
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Some delicious
golden-brown toast!
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Oh, no, thanks,
Uncle Grandpa.
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I don't care much
for sourdough bread.
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Sick burn.
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[ Upbeat music plays ]
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That was quite delicious.
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