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Hi, my name's Mr. Gus!

[ Cow moos ]

♪♪

Belly Bag: 28...29...30!

Okay, that's all the sparklers and fireworks.

All right!

Three hours till show time, everyone!

Frankenstein, Pizza Steve piñata

goes in Uncle Grandpa's room!

[ Groans ]

And try to keep it away from the ant farm.

Let's see...

Tiny Miracle, how you doing

with the pepperoni cheesecake?

Just adding the finishing crust.

Great! Hide it in the fridge when you're done.

How we doing with the streamers and karaoke stuff, Tiger?

[ Roars ] Awesome!

Stash it all in Mr. Gus' room, por favor.

And speaking of Mr. Gus,

how are the Pizza Steve party favors coming along there?

They're all ready.

I still don't get why we're throwing a surprise party

for Pizza Steve, anyway.

It's not like he'd do the same for any of us.

I'd rather be the bigger bag, Mr. Gus.

Also, it's a perfect excuse

for Tiny Miracle to make his famous pizza poppers.

[ Splat! ]

I guess you've got a point.

I'll go put these in the phone booth we never use.

Perfect!

Now, if all goes as planned,

Pizza Steve should be home from his tanning session any minute.

Then he'll take his daily nap for a couple of hours

while we set up the party.

And, finally, when he wakes up, the big surprise will happen!

Why don't we just surprise him

when he gets back from the tanning salon?

Pizza Steve prefers evening parties.

He's lucky he's getting a party at all, if you ask me.

[ Gasps ] Did somebody say "Party"?

I did.

I love parties!

[ Grunts ]

But where are all the decorations?

And food and games?

We're hiding stuff around the RV

so Pizza Steve doesn't find out.

It's a surprise party.

Surprise party?

Pizza Steve, guess what?

We're having a supr-- [ Grunts ]

Uncle Grandpa, if you tell Pizza Steve,

it'll ruin the surprise. Oops.

Maybe you can get some glow sticks from the basement

while we continue to get ready.

Glow sticks! I can do that!

Party, party, party! [ Knocking on door ]

Oh, that must be the deejay.

Yo, yo! DJ Duckbill in the house!

Who's ready to get this party quackin'?

Oh, uh, glad you could make it.

Go ahead and set up in the bathroom. [ Door opens ]

And make sure to watch out for the Party Lobster in the tub!

Hmm, let's see here.

Glow sticks?

Glow sticks?

Glow sticks?

Glow sticks!

We got the confetti cannons loaded.

Uncle Grandpa, you find the glow sticks?

Sure did, Captain!

All right! Pizza Steve should be arriving any--

[ Doorknob rattling ]

Eeh!

Eeh-eeh-eeh-eeh-eeh-eeh-eeh!

You better not be giddy 'cause you're thinking about

mentioning the party.

Bu-bu-bu-bu--

Zip it!

Hello, world. I'm back.

What are you gu-- guys?

Hey, Pizza Steve.

Howdy, P-man!

[ Gasps ] Am I missing the pa--

[ Both laughing nervously ]

What's up with Uncle G?

Oh, uh, he just lost a -- a pen.

And he's trying to find it.

Hey, uh, tell us about yourday, Pizza Steve.

Notice anything different?

I just got out of a tanning session.

Whew. All that relaxing sounds pretty exhausting.

Are you ready for your daily nap now, Pizza Steve?

Ooh, hoo, hoo.

I'm feeling pretty energetic today.

I'm actually thinking about skipping my nap.

You're gonna need it because of the surprise --

[ Muffled shouting ] Because closed-eyes rest is important.

Wait.

Why do you want me to nap so badly?

Oh, not that we, uh...

have any particular plans tonight. Alrighty.

Then I could just stay up now and go to bed early.

Ooh! I'm feeling thirsty!

Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

You're gonna be so shocked when you see the supr--

Shocked, uh, when you see the sup --

uh, sub -- sub-zero air climate

outside the fridge could spoil the...bologna

for tomorrow's lunch.

[ Chuckles nervously ] Yeah.

Uh, I could go get you a -- a...

A smoothie -- while you nap.

Yeah! While you nap!

I don't want to spoil our bologna lunch.

Maybe I will just take a nap.

-Phew! -Phew!

But first, I'm going to the bathroom.

[ Poink! ] All right!

You get to see the deejay --

[ Muffled shouting ]

Deejay?

Uh, D and J's Plumbing Service.

Yeah, they're addressing some drainage issues.

Hmm. Flooding is no bueno.

On second thought, I'll just let them work.

-Phew! -Phew!

In the meantime, I'll just get my skateboard

from this phone booth that we never use.

Whoa, yeah!

Pizza Steve, you can see all the party hats --

[ Muffled shouting ]

Party hats?

You can see the part of me

that has -- has, um, great affection...

for you. [ Chuckles nervously ]

Hmm. My vanity is intrigued.

Tell me more.

Certainly. Just one second.

Maybe it's time for you to take a nap, Uncle Grandpa.

Yeah! Too many close calls that almost ruined our surprise!

Okay, okay.

Come on over to the couch, Pizza Steve!

We have a list of things we admire about you.

I always love to hear how great I am.

[ Groans ] Hold it together.

[ Sniffles ]

[ Whimpers ]

No, no...

P-P-Party.

Party, party. P-P-P...

Uh, ugh.

Party...

Piñata?

[ Blink! ]

P-Party piñata!

[ Gasps ] No!

Uncle Grandpa, you can't ruin the piñata.

But nobody would know if you cracked a glow stick.

[ Crack! ]

[ Grunting techno beat ]

Uh-oh, I got a leaky one.

Aw, nuts! Not the piñata, too!

It's not wiping out! What brand is this?!

[ Suspenseful music plays ]

This isn't right.

[ Hisses ]

Uh-oh, pistachio.

[ Screeches ]

[ Snoring ]

Finally. Now to just transfer him to his room.

You guys, you guys!

Shh! We just put him down.

[ Groans ]

[ Moans ]

-Phew! -Phew!

But -- but--

Yeah, get your butt back in the room

and get those supplies ready.

But the piñata, it's --

[ Yawns ]

Did somebody say "Piñata"?

No, nobody was talking about a piñata.

There's definitely no piñata.

[ Bang ]

[ Screeches ]

[ Clatter ] Is that an official...

[ Grunts ] ...Pizza Steve Brand piñata?

[ Munches ]

[ Groans ]

S-S-Surprise.

We had a surprise party planned for your birthday.

[ Noisemaker blows ]

Ha, it's a miracle that you didn't notice.

Did somebody say Tin-- Oh!

[ Powering down ] Tell the kids I'll be fine.

Uncle Grandpa must have mixed up the glow sticks

and the nuclear reactor tubes, thus creating this monster!

Frankenstein, distract him with sparklers.

[ Groans ]

[ Growls ]

[ Grunts ]

Everything's getting wrecked.

DJ, I need a volley of pizza poppers.

Tiger, trip him with the streamers.

I got the confetti cannon.

[ Roars ]

Eat this! [ Poink! ]

Oh, no. A dud?

[ Screams ]

[ Roars ]

[ Growls ]

[ Grunts ]

Help!

Batter up.

[ Snarls ]

[ Growling ]

[ Screeching ]

[ Dramatic music plays ]

[ Distorted grunting ]

[ Growls ]

[ Music continues ]

[ Snarls ]

[ Screeches ]

I'm sorry, Pizza Steve.

We were gonna throw you a great party,

but then I got too excited and ruined it.

Are you kidding me?!

I know, I know.

It's inconceivable how big I messed up.

Are you kidding me?!

That was the best party you've ever thrown me!

Not like the same party you throw me every year.

Usually the highlight

is Party Lobster hiding in the bathroom.

[ Techno music plays ]

Anyhoo, at least these glow sticks didn't get destroyed.

All: Pizza Steve, no!

[ Crack! ]

[ All screaming ]

[ Synthesizer music plays ]

Ha! Ha! Toe jam!

D: Do you need a plumber?

I don't know. Together: Sure, ya do!

I'm D!

And I am J!

And we're the founders and CEOs of...

D and J's Plumbing!

We're honest blue-collar workers.

Born with wrenches for hands.

Whoa.

Just kidding.

Whoa.

But you want to know what we're not kidding about?

What? Together: Plumbing!

D: Got big logs backing up your toilet?

We can fix that. [ Chain-saw revs ]

J: Got pipes that don't work like they used to?

We can fix that. [ Clang! ]

Your water heater operating too cold lately?

We can fix that for ya.

Come here, sweetheart.

Is your kitchen sink backed up?

We can fix that.

Is your bathtub clogged?

'Cause we can fix that, too.

[ Both grunting ]

[ Babbling ] We'll take care of annoying "leeks."

Aah!

Treat your pets with respect.

We'll even leave a complimentary magnet for your refrigerator.

So call 1-555-0175-D-AND-J today

for all your plumbing needs -- extension 402.

Now, that was a pretty good commercial.

Am I right? I'll say!

What do youthink, Uncle Grandpa?

What are you guys doing in my house?

[ Upbeat music plays ]

That was quite delicious.