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Original subtitles

I invented the fan!

[ Explosion ]

[ Sheep bleats ]

โ™ชโ™ช

[ Switch clicks ]

Good night, sweetheart.

[ Sighs, snores ]

[ Groaning ]

[ Snoring ]

[ Snoring ]

How can anybody sleep right now when there's so much to do?

Look at this to-do list.

One, write tomorrow's to-do list.

Two, clean room. Four, check to-do list again.

[ Gasps ] Wait. I forgot to add a number 3!

I'll just add flossing. And check the rest later.

What in the world?

[ Squeaks ]

Hey, this isn't Pismo Beach.

[ Grunts ]

Oh, sorry, didn't see you there.

Jeepers! Are you the Sandman?

What? Why do you ask?

Because you tracked all this sand in my room.

I just cleaned this place for the third time!

I got so much to do on my list tonight.

It's been hard to get some sleep.

What's your name, sweetheart? Wen.

Well, I'm Uncle Grandpa.

I'm everyone in the world's magical uncle and grandpa.

I couldn't do any of the awesome stuff I do

without getting my sleep.

You gotta get your beauty rest.

I get eight hours a night, and look at me.

So what's up? Why can't you sleep?

Being a 4th grader is stressful. I have so much to do.

You try to bring something surprising to show-and-tell

when everyone is on the Internet!

You try to bring something surprising to show-and-tell

when everyone is on the Internet!

Seen this already.

I organize lunchtime dodgeball,

I pick my outfits a week in advance.

I do chores, I feed my turtle.

[ Groans ]

After-school sports, play dates, homework.

On top of all that, I have to sleep.

Hey, are you even listening?

[ Snoring ] Good morning, good morning...

Are you even listening?

Huh? Of course I was!

[ Grunts ] I have just the thing to help you.

Smooth jazz?

No, better. I'm making a sheep whistle.

[ Squeaks ] Oh, thanks, Uncle Grandpa.

[ Inhales deeply ]

[ Sheep bleating, whistling ]

[ Sheep bleating ]

Counting sheep always helps me to sleep.

And I just rented some!

Let me just turn out the lights!

[ Switch clicks ]

But, Uncle Grandpa,

I need to make sure my to-do list is numbered correctly,

clean my room, do a -- Shh!

Here they come.

Okay. One. [ Sheep bleating ]

Two. Four. F --

Wait a second! Where's 3?

Huh? Wha-What?

Look! 3 is missing!

The sheep aren't numbered correctly!

Oh, I'll never be able to get to sleep!

We have to go find 3.

Something horrible could've happened to him!

I hope not! I don't want to...

lose my down payment on that rental.

[ Shatters ]

Okay, we just gotta look for some clues.

You mean like footprints?

Not gonna work. Sheep don't have foots.

Oh! Here we go. A trail of sheep droppings!

Uh, that's actually dirt you tracked in through your tunnel.

I'm gonna take your word for it

and spare Belly Bag here a taste test.

Phew!

Come on!

[ Amplified voice ] Here, sheepy sheepy!

Here here, number 3!

[ Lowered voice ] Uncle Grandpa! Not so loud.

My parents' bedroom is over here!

Parents' room, huh?

Maybe they had something to do with it.

Uncle Grandpa! Wait!

Mom, Dad! I can explain!

Huh?

Whatcha waitin' for, Wen?

It's just that my parents' room looks super weird.

Yeah, I see what you mean.

Mushrooms in the middle of the room is bad "fungus shui."

[ Rimshot ]

No, I mean --

[ Sheep bleating ]

That was probably him! Come on!

โ™ชโ™ช

[ Splash ]

What the --

Uh... Wait, Uncle Grandpa!

I'm starting to think I should just go back to my room.

Well, that's the whole problem, Wen.

You're thinking too much.

You see, when your brain is over-tired,

you can start to see crazy weird things.

Which is why we gotta find that...

[ Sheep bleats ]

...so you can get some sleep!

Female voice: Sleep.

Wen! Huh?

Stay with me, Wen!

Oh, right, sheep.

Now if you were a sheep, where might you be?

Uh, the kitchen, maybe.

Of course! Probably for a midnight snack.

Grab on to my leg and I'll meet you at the top.

Okay...

Whoa!

Uncle Grandpa!?

Why is my pet turtle so huge?

Again, all that non-sleep

is probably starting to get to you.

Now climb aboard.

Well, now what?

There's no missing sheep in the kitchen.

Maybe I should just try to take a nap and --

Shh. The sheep is in the fridge. I can feel it.

[ Heart beating ] None of this makes sense.

Why would a sheep be inside the fridge?

And how did the fridge get so small?

You're right, the sheep is not in the fridge.

He's in the freezer!

See? Nothing. Now let's try --

Whoa... [ Grunts ]

Um, where are we?

The freezer.

Why are we in my freezer?

I'm not sure, but come quick. I think I found a clue.

Are those sheep prints?

Belly Bag, what are we lookin' at here?

Mm! Tastes like frozen lamb chops.

That's good enough for me. [ Grunts ]

Uh, I'm just gonna wait here! No big deal!

[ Gasping ]

Ah!

Still so much to do!

[ Gasps ]

Since when do we have a basement in our house?

I don't know, but there's no sheep in the dryer.

Just a wool sweater, which tells me we're getting close.

But I definitely think we should check out

that coyote den over there.

[ Coyote howls ] Coyote den?

Yeah, come on.

I sure hope none of these are sheep bones.

Me, too. I don't think the sheep rental place

will give me my deposit back for remains.

Uh, you know what, Uncle Grandpa?

Maybe I should just try counting

a different animal to fall asleep.

No. We gotta rescue that sheep before it's too late!

And I've seen enough nature shows to know coyotes

don't bring sheep into their dens to have small talk.

[ Sheep bleats ]

He's still alive! Let's go.

[ Growling ] Okay, okay,

you've all been very patient. [ Gavel bangs ]

But our final auction of the night is here.

And I have for you a purebred, grade-A, number 3 sheep!

[ Bleating ]

The perfect companion for any coyote

looking to make small talk with.

Okay, so I was wrong about the small talk.

But I still gotta get my deposit back.

Let us start the bidding at $100. Do I hear $100?

No! That's my sheep, and I want it back

so my pal Wen here can get some sleep!

Well, I stole it fair and square.

But I'm an honest businessman, so I'll tell you what I'll do.

You can have the sheep back, if you leave us the girl.

Sold!

What?! Uncle Grandpa, are you crazy?

I can't defend myself against a pack of coyotes!

Yeah, don't worry. They probably

just wanna make small talk with you.

No. We actually just want to eat her.

[ Snarling ]

Ah! See? They're gonna eat me!

Ah, will you look at the time.

I'd better get this guy back before I get a late charge.

Uncle Grandpa! No, no, no. Wait!

[ Growling ]

[ Laughs nervously ] Take it easy, guys.

Maybe we can work something out.

The only thing we're gonna work out is our jaw muscles.

Ah! [ Gasping loudly ]

[ Growl ] [ Screams ]

[ Gasps ] What the heck just happened?

I'll tell you what happened.

As soon as I started to play some smooth jazz,

you knocked right out.

Wait, so all that weird stuff with the sheep and coyotes?

All just a dream. Not a single sheep or coyote to be found.

[ Screams ] [ Screams ]

[ Gasps ]

Wen, come on, honey!

You overslept and are gonna be late for school again.

Uh, okay, b-be down in a sec.

Yeah, I've heard that before.

[ Door closes ] Man, all this oversleeping

is giving me the craziest dreams.

I gotta tell Uncle Grandpa about this one.

Hey, Uncle Grandpa! [ Snoring, babbling ]

Uncle Grandpa! [ Snoring ]

Good morning, good morning, good morning.

Wake up, Uncle Grandpa!

Huh?

Hey, Pizza Steve, pull my finger!

[ Pop, splat ]

[ Laughing ] [ Laughing ]

[ Whirring ]

I'm so bored!

What do you guys wanna do today?

We could take a hair growth formula and get cool new do's!

No, Belly Orb!

We already did that in Episode 5049!

"Here We Grow Again."

How about we adopt a space dog and teach it tricks?

Uh, hello!? We've done that, remember?

Episode 6403, "Bark My Words"?

Oh, I know! Let's go meteor fishing!

But, Pizza Steve, we already did that, too!

Episode 7501, "The Meteor, the Better."

[ Roars ]

Sorry, Giant Realistic Holographic Flying Tiger.

Did it. Episode 2031, "Roar-tal Enemies."

But we could help a kid fix his space bike.

[ Beeping, whistling, splats ]

Episode 8222, "Wheel You Lend Me a Hand?"

How about we do something crafty?

Like collect leaves, and weave them into hats?

Ah, we've done that, too!

Episode 3030, "Leave it to Weaver."

I hate to say it, guys, but...

We use too many puns on this show?

No! We've already done it all!

We've had so many episodes that now there's nothing left to do.

[ Groans ]

[ All groan ]

Wait a minute! [ Lid clanks ]

I know something we haven't done yet!

Ride a dragon into the sun!

[ Cheering ] [ Roaring ]

[ Laughter ]

[ Hisses ]

Huh?

[ Groans ]

That was quite delicious.

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