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Okay, your turn to wear this mask.

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Ugh!

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Man: That's right, Sally May!

We are now offering this top-of-the-line

wireless doorbell for half the price.

Why don't you, uh [Laughs] give it a ring?

[ Doorbell ringing] Get your phones out because have I got a deal for you.

Hello. I'd like order two wireless doorbells, please.

What's that? Hold on.

I can't hear you over the TV.

[ Doorbell ringing ] Yeah. That's two doorbells.

Wait a second.

Man, what's going on here?

Hey, do you mind?

I'm trying to order some doorbells here, buddy.

Say, who's that box for?

It says here, "One chocolate cake for --"

Chocolate cake? I'll take it!

Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy!

Chocolate cake!

My favorite!

Uh, Uncle Grandpa?

Just what exactly are you doing?

About to help myself

to a delicious piece of chocolate cake, Mr. Gus.

You want a slice?

Chocolate cake.

Ooh!

Well, if you insist! [ Laughs ]

Knock yourself out!

-Mmm! -Come to papa!

[ Both munching, gulp ]

Ooh-wee!

Hot dang, is that some good cake!

Want another slice?

Well, I-I really shouldn't.

Or you really should.

Look at this piece of cake-wakey just waiting to be ate'n.

So soft and fudgy and chocolaty.

[ Munching ] Okay, fine.

[ Munching ]

Oh, yeah.

[ Munching ]

So good.

Love that chocolaty cakey cake!

[ Both munching ]

Man, that was some good [Belches]

chocolate cake.

[ Munches ]

[ Pop! ]

You said it, Uncle Grandpa.

So, what's the special occasion?

What do you mean, special occasion?

Just eating some cake.

I mean, what's the cake for?

Can't just eat a cake without a reason.

Oh, yeah, I don't know.

Some delivery man just gave it to me for free.

What?

Huh?

[ Chuckles ]

That's a pretty cool eye trick, Mr. Gus.

Uncle Grandpa, why didn't you tell me

that this cake didn't belong to you?!

What are you talking about, Mr. -- Huh?

Did you not bother to read the personalized message

written in vanilla icing?!

"'Y,' 'TH,' 'OM,' Love, Pizza Steve!"

Do you realize what this means?!

Ythom loves Pizza Steve?

No. Pizza Steve clearly had a cake made for someone as a gift.

That's why he had them write, "Love, Pizza Steve,"

on the bottom!

Didn't you bother to ask who it was for?

Well, the delivery man said it was chocolate cake,

and then I got really excited and I took it out

before he could finish his sentence.

Oh! Whoops.

"Whoops" is right!

We just devoured half a cake that didn't belong to us!

We got to find out what the message said.

Hmm. Something "Y," something "TH."

Wait, Mr. Gus! I got it!

Look, look. Check it out.

"Happy Birthday, Tom. Love, Pizza Steve."

Who's Tom?

Pizza Steve has a friend named Tom?

Wait a second. Oh...my...goodness.

"Happy Birthday, Mom. Love, Pizza Steve"!

Uncle Grandpa, we just ate

Pizza Steve's mom's birthday cake!

What are we gonna do?

But, Mr. Gus, how can we be sure? Unless...

[ Humming ]

Just wrapping a gift for my favorite person in the world.

Oh, my gosh. It's true!

We got to fix this cake!

Right.

[ Crrrrreak! Pop! ]

Okay.

Just a little of this...

And a little of that...

And...

Voilà! It's perfect.

[ Groans ]

Well, youruined it!

Now I got to try to clean up yourmess!

Oh, yeah?

Well, I didn't see you not eating any cake.

This is your mess, too!

Well, at least I'm doing something about it!

And just what are you doing about it?

I'm gonna bake a replacement cake.

[ Oven bell dings ]

[ Sniffs ]

Ahh, just like Mama used to make.

Whoa, Mr. Gus! It's perfect!

You saved us!

Now, now, I still need to write, "Happy Birthday, Mom.

Love, Pizza Steve," on it.

I'll just whip up another batch of icing,

and Pizza Steve will be none the wiser.

What a lifesaver.

Huh. Well, now, you know me.

I'm a man -- a man of action.

Nothing gets in my way.

[ Belches ]

[ Gasps ]

Oh, man!

Look at what you've done here!

Oh, hey, Mr. Gus!

You want some cake?

Uncle Grandpa, when I think of that poor woman

and all of the horror she must have gone through

raising Pizza Steve,

I can't imagine what this will do to her.

Yo, old lady!

Oh, hello, son.

How wonderful to see you.

Yeah, yeah. Here's your cake.

Oh! How thoughtf--

Save it, Mom. I got to go.

Happy birthday.

Oh, that poor woman.

[ Crying ]

Oh, Mommy! Happy birthday, Mommy!

Oh, my beautiful boy.

I hope you haven't gone to too much trouble.

Oh, Mommy, you're worth it to me.

This is for you, with love.

Oh, Steven, you bring me such happiness.

[ Squeals ]

Oh!

Well, it's lovely dear!

Mommy, you seem sad.

[ Gasps ] Oh, my goodness!

What happened to Mommy's beautiful birthday cake?

-[ Cries ] -Oh, my baby boy.

There, there. It's all right, Pizza Steve.

I know you tried your hardest.

Please don't cry, my little angel Steven.

Mommy knows you love her.

[ Both crying ]

I'm so sorry I got you involved in this.

Oh, come here, you.

Mr. Gus, can you ever forgive me?

Oh, Uncle Grandpa, it's not entirely your fault.

I'm sorry I love chocolate cake so much.

It's so delicious.

[ Crying ]

Chocolate cake! [ Snorts ]

I know. I know!

[ Sobbing ]

[ Blows nose ]

Here you go, buddy. Dry those tears.

Ugh. Oh.

Uncle Grandpa, that's disgusting.

Wait a minute. That's it!

It's the delivery form from the bakery.

Yeah, so what?

Don't you see?

We can just reorder the cake and have it delivered.

Hello? Yes.

I would like to reorder the exact same cake

that was delivered earlier to number 23 RV lane.

Yes. ASAP.

[ Doorbell ringing ]

Thank you very much.

Okay. Now we just got to --

[ Elevator bell dings ] Well, today's the big day.

Aah!

Oh, hey, dudes. [ Whistling ]

What are you doing? Just hanging out?

Acting natural?

Hmm? Oh, uh, hey, Pizza Steve.

I didn't see you there.

What you got there, buddy?

Oh, it's a surprise.

I can't tell you guys.

Must be some party you have planned.

Oh, yeah.

I've been planning this party

for a very special someone in my life.

Oh! I see the cake's arrived.

Oh, yeah, the delivery man was in a weird rush,

so I handled it for you.

All right.

Let's take a look at this bad boy.

What? This isn't what I ordered!

Uh, it isn't? Uh, it isn't?

No! It's not even close!

This is an abomination!

It's supposed to have three exclamation points, not two!

Both: "Pizza Steve, you're the bomb!!

Love, Pizza Steve."

Yeah! See?

Like this. You see it, man!

Oh, well. Man. You guys are soaking wet.

I'm telling you, we got to get that A/C fixed.

Hee-haw, hee-haw!

Aw, man!

Ugh.

Guys, I'm not sure how much more of this heat I can take.

It's brutal.

I wish our dumb A/C wasn't broken.

You're telling me. This sun is relentless.

Why don't you just go hide behind some clouds

for a while, you punk?

[ Gasps, grunts ]

Oh, no, Pizza Steve.

Now you really made him mad.

Got to do something.

[ All sigh ]

Say, these are some nice curtains.

I had 'em installed five minutes ago

for a convenient plot device.

[ Doorbell rings ]

That must be the snow cones I ordered.

Aah! Guys, it's that darn sun right at our front door!

[ Grunts ]

We got to make a run for it.

[ Grunts ]

Thank goodness for the good ol' water cube.

Nothing like a little H2O to cool these toes.

[ Growls ]

But the water cube doesn't have Jacuzzi bubble functions, Tiger.

What's going on here?

Together: Aah! He's back!

[ Grunts ]

Hopefully he won't find us in this cool, dank monster mouth.

Hmmm.

[ Growls ]

[ Whimpers ]

[ Growls ]

[ Whimpers ]

-Aah! -Let's get out of here!

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Head for the igloo!

Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man!

[ Grunts ]

He's just too hot.

What are we gonna do?

[ Whimpering ]

He's just too scary.

[ Chuckling ] Huh?

Guys, look! It's El Niño!

That that, señor sun!

[ Laughs ]

-Yeah! Way to go, El Niño! -You showed that lousy sun!

[ Slurps ]

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[ Tink! ]

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That was quite delicious.