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Boo! I scared you.

[ Explosion ]

[ Sheep bleats ]

♪♪

Aw, man!

This coloring book is really hard!

How do they expect me to stay inside the lines?

Uncle Grandpa, you've got to take your time

and avoid broad strokes -- [ Telephone rings ]

Oh, no! Fire alarm! The RV is on fire!

Actually, that's just the phone ringing.

Oh. [ Slurps ] I'll get it.

UG RV. Mr. Gus speaking.

Hello, Mr. Gus. I'm calling from the doctor's office.

May I inquire what this is concerning?

This concerns Uncle Grandpa.

According to our records,

he is long overdue for an important vaccination.

Well, that ain't gonna happen.

Well, it has to.

Otherwise his Uncle Grandpa license

will have to be revoked.

Aw, jeez!

Uh, o-okay. I'll bring him by.

[ Thinking ] The last time Uncle Grandpa

went to the doctor, it did not go well!

I hate going to the doctor!

No!

[ Screams ]

No! Doctor bad!

[ Babbling, grunts ]

[ Explosion ]

[ Thinking ] How the heck am I supposed to get Uncle Grandpa

back to the doctor?

He'll flip!

If only I could make him believe

he was going someplace fun.

Mr. Gus!

Can we go get ice cream?

As luck would have it, I just got off the phone

with a brand-new secret ice cream parlor downtown,

and they invited you to come down

and try their secret new flavors!

Flippin froglegs!

Here. Let's put on this blindfold!

Blindfold?

You gotta wear a blindfold

if you're goin' to a secret ice cream parlor!

Otherwise, it won't stay a secret!

Oh, right! That makes sense.

[ Engine knocking ]

I like orange sherbet.

Lime sherbet's good, too.

And let's not forget about raspberry sherbet.

I love it when you get all three sherbets together.

You know, orange, lime, raspberry all on the same cone.

Triple sherbets.

What flavor are you gonna get Mr. Gus?

Right now I'm thinkin' about double chocolate.

Either that or triple caramel.

Peppermint swirl is good.

Can't go wrong with Peppermint swirl.

Maybe I'll get that.

And there's buttercrunch...

I mean, who doesn't love buttercrunch?

Moose Tracks. Now there's a good flavor.

You got your fudge, you got your caramel.

A little somethin' for everybody in that one.

But sometimes you just wanna go with an old timey

classic like vanilla.

Or strawberry.

The doctor will be in to see you shortly.

Doctor?!

Oh! Uh, she means Doctor Ice Cream.

Yeah, that's it. Doctor Ice Cream!

That's the name of the secret ice cream place.

Oh! That's funny, 'cause I hate going to the doctor,

but I love ice cream!

So many delicious flavors to choose from.

Butter pecan. Pistachio. Peanut butter cup. Rocky Road.

Good Morning, Uncle Grandpa!

Good morning, Doctor Ice Cream!

Ha ha. Doctor Ice Cream?

Well, I'm afraid you've mistaken me for someone else.

[ Gasps loudly ] You see, my name is Doctor --

Doctor Ice Cream!

I-I got confused there for a second.

But, uh, excuse me for one moment!

All right, listen up, Doc.

Uncle Grandpa thinks he's at an ice cream parlor,

and it needs to stay that way.

The last time I took him to the doctor,

he tore the entire building apart.

So we have to make sure he doesn't know

where he really is right now.

Otherwise, he'll flip.

Uncle Grandpa: Ice cream!

-You gotta play along! -Oh, what am I supposed to do?

Make this visit all about ice cream

and then sneak him the shot.

He won't feel a thing if he doesn't see it coming.

Okay, Uncle Grandpa.

It's me again, uh... [ Sighs ]

Doctor Ice Cream!

Right, right, right, right. I'm Doctor Ice Cream!

Yeah!

Now where's the ice cream?

Uh, well, before we get to the ice cream,

I just need to check your vital signs.

I mean, do some ice cream diagnostic checks!

Now, uh, open wide and say "ah."

Ah... Okay.

Just a quick check to see if this is the right size, uh,

popsicle stick for your mouth.

Hmm?

What just happened?!

I, uh, accidentally dropped my ice cream scoop.

And, uh, you know... [ Chuckles ]

...it bounced off your knee a few times.

I'm sorry.

Oh. Well, no need to apologize.

That happens at all good ice cream establishments.

Now bring on the ice cream.

Now, now, now, don't worry, Uncle Grandpa, it's coming.

In the meantime, let's get this arm bib on you.

Arm bib?

Yeah, you know, in case any ice cream drips on your arm.

Oh. Good call.

[ Pumping ]

This arm bib feels awfully tight all of a sudden.

[ Hissing ] Just a little extra pressure

to make sure you can handle the pressure

of lifting up a triple scoop cone!

-Triple scoop cone? -That's right!

What are the three flavors?

Measles, mumps, and rubella!

[ Clears throat ]

I mean uh, cherry, chocolate, and mint.

Yes! Can I have sprinkles on mine?

Look, Mommy!

That real medical doctor is about to give Uncle Grandpa

a shot with a real medical doctor needle!

Real medical doctor?

Shot? Needle?

Aah! This isn't a secret ice cream place at all!

[ Whimpering ] I can explain everything!

We were going to go to a real ice cream place

as soon as this was over.

I swear!

[ Rumbling ] You...lied...to me!

You lied to me!

[ Grunts ]

[ Shouting indistinctly ]

Ah!

Jeez Louise!

[ Both panting ]

Uncle Grandpa! Please, stop!

Come on! Come on...

[ Both panting ]

There's gotta be a way to keep that doctor away.

Wait!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

That's it!

[ Chomps ] Mm, mm.

Go away! Go away! Go away!

It didn't work!

Rrr! Hooah!

You lied to me!

Uncle Grandpa! Be a big boy now, and take the shot.

Then we can have ice cream!

Never!

[ Both gasp ]

[ Coughing ]

[ Breathing heavily ]

They're lying to you! Go, go, go!

[ Gasps ] Olivia!

Uncle Grandpa!

It doesn't have to be this way. [ Teeth chomp ]

-[ Gasps ] -Both: Ah!

Belly Bag! I need my woodchuck whistle!

[ High-pitched whistle blows ]

[ Chittering ]

I need youse guyses' help.

Now tear this place apart!

[ Chittering ]

[ Chewing loudly ]

[ Chewing, growling ]

[ Rumbling, chewing ]

[ Crashing ]

Yeah!

Welp, that's that.

Gotcha! What the?

Ah! Mr. Gus! No! No! Get away from me!

Don't come any closer! Ah, ah!

[ Screaming, shuddering ]

[ Pop ] Done.

There, there.

That wasn't so bad, now was it?

You know what? You're right.

I didn't feel a thing.

I guess going to the doctor

isn't anything to be afraid of after all.

Especially when the doctor really is...

Doctor Ice Cream!

[ Gasps loudly ]

I love you, Doctor Ice Cream.

You know, I'm just as confused as you folks.

Uh... Good morning!

Who said that?

I did!

[ Groaning ]

[ Stomach rumbling ]

Ah, ah, ah...

[ Rumbling ]

[ Groaning ]

[ Rumbling ] [ Groaning ]

[ Breathing heavily ]

Huh?!

[ Growling, grumbling ]

[ Both shouting ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Groaning ]

[ Raspy heavy breathing ]

[ Groaning ]

[ Rumbling ]

Huh?

[ Panting ]

[ Crunches ]

[ Smacks lips ]

[ All gasping, panting ]

Ah...

[ Crunching ] Mmm...

[ Gulp ] Hmm?

[ All gasping ]

Hmm?

[ Grunting ]

[ Grunting continues ]

[ Gasps ] [ Splashes ]

Ha ha.

[ Growling angrily ] [ Rumbling ]

[ Shouts indistinctly ]

[ Whimpering ]

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

[ Ship horn blows ] [ Gasps ]

[ Muttering excitedly, stifled laughter ]

[ All shouting excitedly ]

[ Ship horn blows ] [ Shouting continues ]

[ Shouting fades, grumbling ]

Huh?

[ Squeaks ]

[ Panicked laughing ]

[ Babbling ]

[ Laughing ]

[ Laughing ]

[ Laughing ]

[ Laughter continues ]

[ Laughter slows, groans loudly ]

Well, that's it for me.

[ Water splashes, drains ]

I get all pruney if I stay in the tub for over 26 days.

[ Sighs ]

[ Humming ]

[ Humming continues, ends ]

That was quite delicious.