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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING!
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[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ]
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>> O-O-O-O-OH, YEAH!
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OKAY, GIRL, LET'S SEE THOSE
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DUCK LIPS!
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EEE!
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OOH!
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OOO!
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PBHT!
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GEH.
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OKAY, LET'S SEE WHAT WE HAVE
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HERE.
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MM, NO.
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EYES CLOSED, GREAT!
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NEXT!
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OH. OH, NICE THUMB, JOSIE!
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NEXT!
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YES!
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THE DUCK LIPS THAT LAUNCHED A
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THOUSAND LIKES!
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NOW TO UPLOAD IT TO FACEHOLE.
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COME ON, COME ON, COME ON...
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YES!
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LIKE ME, LIKE ME, LIKE ME, LIKE
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ME...
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[ SIGHS ]
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[ COUGHING ]
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GROSS!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNIN'!
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>> UNCLE GRANDPA!
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YOU HAVE GOT TO HELP ME!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WITH WHAT?
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>> I NEED TO TAKE A REALLY GREAT
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DUCK-LIPS SELFIE SO I CAN
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FINALLY GET A LIKE ON FACEHOLE!
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JUST LOOK AROUND YOU.
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YOU SEE THESE POSTERS?
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THESE ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL,
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POPULAR PEOPLE IN THE WORLD.
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ALL HAVE
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IN COMMON?
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>> Mr. Gus: UM...
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>> I'LL TELL YOU!
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IT'S THE LIPS -- SO PLUMP, SO
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PERFECT.
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DUCK LIPS ARE LIKE THIS!
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YOU JUST SQUEEZE THEM TOGETHER.
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I CAN'T DO THAT.
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MY LIPS TOTALLY FAIL.
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THEY'RE SO THIN THAT THEY'RE
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PRACTICALLY TRANSPARENT.
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WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: DUCK LIPS, EH?
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WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?
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>> Belly Bag: WAIT,
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UNCLE GRANDPA!
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ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW WHAT
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YOU'RE DOING?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: TUT TUT,
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BELLY BAG!
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I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I BELIEVE I
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MIGHT BE DOING!
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>> Belly Bag: AAH!
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>> Mr. Gus: [ SHRIEKS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: JOSIE?
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SAY SOMETHING, JOSIE.
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[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
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>> I DID IT.
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I GOT A "LIKE."
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[ BEEPS ]
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[ GASPS ]
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O.M.G.!
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I'M TOTALLY BLOWING UP!
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I'VE GOT TO GET TO SCHOOL!
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[ GIGGLES ]
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♪ I GOT DUCK LIPS ♪
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♪ I GOT DUCK LIPS ♪
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>> Mr. Gus: IT'S 4:00 IN THE
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MORNING.
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>> NOW TIME FOR A DRAMATIC
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ENTRANCE.
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS,
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CELLPHONES RINGING ]
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>> OH! THE POPULAR GIRLS!
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[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
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HEY, GUYS, UM, I WAS WONDERING
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IF YOU SAW MY DUCK LIPS ON
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FACEHOLE.
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IT GOT LIKE A TON OF LIKES.
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>> WOW. 99 LIKES.
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PRETTY GOOD.
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BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH!
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YOU NEED AT LEAST LIKE 100 IF
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YOU WANT TO BE REALLY POPULAR,
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LIKE US.
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SO ANYWAY, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT
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OR WHATEVER.
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.
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>> UNCLE GRANDPA?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SO, HOW ARE
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THOSE DUCK LIPS TREATING YA?
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>> I ONLY HAVE 99 LIKES ON
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FACEHOLE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: UH...
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>> DON'T YOU GET IT?
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I NEED LIKE 100 TO BE
REALLY
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POPULAR.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I HAVE NO IDEA
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WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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>> UNCLE GRANDPA, I NEED YOU TO
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MAKE MY DUCK LIPS BIGGER AND
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BETTER SO I CAN GET TRIPLE-DIGIT
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LIKES!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, OKAY!
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LET ME JUST DO A LITTLE OF THIS
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AND A LITTLE OF THAT.
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>> AWESOME!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NOT BAD, IF I
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DON'T SAY SO MYSELF.
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>> LET ME TEST THE WATERS.
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[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
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O.M.G., O.M.G., O.M.G.!
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AWESOME!
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OH, MY GOSH! I DID IT!
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I'M FINALLY POPULAR!
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[ SCREAMS ]
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THANKS, UNCLE GRANDPA.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OF COURSE,
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JOS--
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[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]
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>> WELL, AS YOU ALL KNOW,
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"THE PICTURE OF DORIAN GRAY" WAS
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YOUR REQUIRED READING FOR
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HOMEWORK FOR THIS --
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[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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JOSIE, WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!
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>> DO YOU MIND, MR. TURNBUCKLE?
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I'M TRYING TO TAKE A SELFIE
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RIGHT NOW.
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>> [ GASPS ]
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DON'T YOU GIVE ME ANY LIP!
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>> UM, THAT'S THE POINT.
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>> ALL RIGHT, MISSY!
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YOU CAN SEE YOURSELF TO THE
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DOOR!
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>> OKAY. WHATEVER YOU SAY,
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MR. TURNBUCKLE.
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>> YOU COME BACK WHEN YOU CAN
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SHOW ME SOME RESPECT FOR MY
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CLASS!
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>> WHATEVER.
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YOUR CLASS HAS LIKE ZERO LIKES
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ON FACEHOLE.
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WHO WOULD RESPECT THAT?
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LET'S SEE WHAT MY LIKES ARE AT
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NOW.
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WHAT?
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ONLY 3,000?
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THAT'S SO WEAK SAUCE!
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I'M GONNA NEED ANOTHER LIP JOB.
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[ Singsong ] UNCLE GRANDPA...
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY, JOSIE!
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AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE IN
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19th-CENTURY LIT RIGHT NOW?
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>> RIGHT.
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WELL, MR. TURNBUCKLE KICKED ME
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OUT OF CLASS.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HE DID?!
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BUT WHY?
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>> HE KICKED ME OUT BECAUSE...
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I GUESS HE JUST WASN'T A FAN OF
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MY DUCK LIPS.
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HE SAID THEY WEREN'T BIG ENOUGH.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GASPS ]
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I CAN'T BELIEVE TEACHERS THESE
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DAYS.
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>> YEAH, SO I WAS WONDERING IF
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YOU CAN MAKE MY LIPS A
LITTLE
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BIT BIGGER SO I CAN GET BACK IN
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CLASS.
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I DON'T WANT TO FAIL.
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[ WHIMPERS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: ANYTHING FOR
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YOUR EDUCATION, JOSIE.
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HERE GOES NOTHIN'.
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[ WATER SPLASHES ]
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>> O.M.G.!
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O.M.G.! O.M.G.!
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MY LIPS ARE AMAZING!
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[ SQUEALS ]
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WAIT TILL MY FANS SEE THESE
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BABIES!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ LAUGHS ]
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WITH THOSE LIPS, YOU'RE GONNA BE
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VALE-DUCK-TORIAN.
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>> YEAH, UH, OKAY, BYE!
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OH, LET'S TEST THESE BAD BOYS
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OUT.
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[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
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OKAY, UPLOAD, UPLOAD!
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WHOA!
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I'M, LIKE, SERIOUSLY BLOWING UP
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RIGHT NOW!
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5.6 MILLION LIKES?!
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AAAH!
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I'M, LIKE, THE MOST POPULAR GIRL
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IN THE WORLD!
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WAIT TILL THE GIRLS HEAR ABOUT
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THIS.
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>> [ GASPS ] THAT'S HER.
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THAT'S JOSIE FROM FACEHOLE!
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>> HUH?
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[ ALL SHOUTING ]
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>> AHH. COFFEE.
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>> [ GASPS ] PRINCIPAL HARRY!
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>> HUH?
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[ GRUMBLING ]
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YOU! MY OFFICE!
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NOW!
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>> YEAH. ONE SEC.
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[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
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>> JOSIE, ACCORDING TO YOUR
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FILE, YOU USED TO BE A TOP
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STUDENT AND OVER-ACHIEVER WITH A
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4.0 GPA.
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WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!
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WHY ARE YOU FLUSHING YOUR
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EDUCATION DOWN THE TOILET?!
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>> HUH? OH.
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I'M, LIKE, SUPER-POPULAR ON
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FACEHOLE NOW, AND I DON'T REALLY
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NEED AN EDUCATION, OKAY?
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>> YOU'RE WRONG!
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AN EDUCATION IS VITAL IF YOU
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WANT TO BE SUCCESSFUL IN LIFE!
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>> UM, I'M ALREADY SUCCESSFUL.
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I HAVE LIKE TONS OF FANS, AND
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THEY'RE ALL WAITING TO SEE ME
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OUTSIDE.
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I'M, LIKE, MEGA UBER
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INTERNATIONALLY WELL-KNOWN.
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>> [ GROANS ]
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MM?
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>> SO, YEAH, YOUR SCHOOL IS,
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LIKE, DUMB OR WHATEVER, AND,
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LIKE, OBSOL--
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OBSOLL-- OBS--
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OLD.
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>> THAT DOES IT!
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THAT IS THE LAST STRAW!
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YOU ARE EXPELLED!
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>> YEAH, WELL, READ MY LIPS.
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>> WHA-- UH...
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WHAT DO YOU --
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UH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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>> MAN, THAT GUY HAS ISSUES.
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WHATEVS!
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THIS JUST MEANS I CAN HAVE MORE
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TIME FOR MY FANS AND MAINTAINING
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MY FACEHOLE REPUTATION.
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SPEAKING OF FANS, I WONDER HOW
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MANY I HAVE NOW.
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WHOA!
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3.5 BILLION?!
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UH...
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>> WE LOVE YOU, JOSIE!
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>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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THANK YOU!
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BUT, PLEASE, NO PHOTOGRAPHY!
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I PREFER TO TAKE MY OWN.
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AS YOU ALL KNOW, I'M JOSIE, THE
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MOST POPULAR GIRL IN THE WORLD,
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PRETTY MUCH.
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I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU ALL
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FOR THE LIKES AND STUFF ON MY
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SELFIES.
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I KNOW YOU WISH YOU COULD BE AS
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COOL AS ME, BUT THAT IS NOT
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GONNA HAPPEN, EVER.
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SO IT'S PROBABLY A BETTER USE OF
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YOUR TIME TO CONTINUE IDOLIZING
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ME!
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[ DUCK QUACKING ]
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LIKE I WAS SAYING --
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[ DUCKS QUACKING ]
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GET OUT OF HERE!
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SORRY ABOUT THAT.
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[ DUCKS QUACKING ]
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WHATEVER.
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I-I'LL JUST FINISH MY SPEECH
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LATER.
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[ DUCKS QUACKING ]
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AAH! HELP!
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O.M.G.! SOMEBODY HELP ME!
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HELP!
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>> Belly Bag: UH, UNCLE GRANDPA,
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DO YOU HEAR THAT?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU MEAN MY
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STOMACH GROWLING?
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I HAVEN'T EATEN SINCE BREAKFAST.
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I'M STARVING.
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>> Belly Bag: NO, IT'S COMING
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FROM OUTSIDE.
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IT SOUNDS LIKE CHAOS AND
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PANDEMONIUM!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HMM?
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LET'S SEE.
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[ DUCKS QUACKING, CROWD
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SHOUTING ]
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YEAH, SOUNDS PRETTY HORRIBLE.
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NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT.
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WE'RE TRAPPED IN HERE, REMEMBER?
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>> Belly Bag: UH, UNCLE GRANDPA,
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YOUR OTHER ARM.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HUH?
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OH, YEAH!
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I'M FREE!
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NOW LET'S SEE WHAT ALL THE FUSS
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IS ABOUT.
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WHOA!
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WHERE DID ALL THESE DUCKS COME
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FROM?
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>> Belly Bag: I THINK IT'S
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JOSIE'S DUCK LIPS.
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THEY MUST BE MAKING THEM THINK
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SHE'S AN ACTUAL DUCK!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ LAUGHS ]
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THAT'S RIDICULOUS, BELLY BAG.
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>> UNCLE GRANDPA, HELP!
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IT'S THESE DUCK LIPS!
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THEY MUST MAKE THEM THINK I'M
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AN ACTUAL DUCK!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GUESS YOU WERE
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RIGHT.
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HANG ON, JOSIE! I'M COMIN'!
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>> AAH!
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UNCLE GRANDPA, HURRY!
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THANKS SO MUCH, UNCLE GRANDPA!
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HURRY.
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WE GOT TO GET SOMEWHERE SAFE SO
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I CAN TAKE A SELFIE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SOUNDS GOOD.
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>> Belly Bag: DUCKS AT
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12 O'CLOCK!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: BELLY BAG,
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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IT'S 2:00 P.M.
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OH.
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[ DUCKS QUACKING ]
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UH-OH!
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>> DO SOMETHING!
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CAN'T YOU GO FASTER?!
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THEY'RE, LIKE, ALMOST HERE AND
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STUFF!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SORRY.
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MY PROPELLER ONLY HAS ONE SPEED.
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>> [ GRUNTING ]
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IT'S A LIVING.
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>> AAAAH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, NO!
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>> Belly Bag: SHE NEEDS TO STOP
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MAKING THE DUCK LIPS SO THE
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DUCKS WON'T THINK SHE'S A DUCK!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU'RE
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ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, BELLY BAG.
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JOSIE, YOU HAVE TO STOP MAKING
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THE DUCK LIPS!
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JUST SMILE NORMALLY!
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>> I CAN'T DO THAT!
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I'LL LOSE ALL MY FOLLOWERS!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I THINK THAT'S
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HAPPENING ALREADY!
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[ KIDS SCREAMING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: DO IT, JOS!
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>> OKAY...
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[ GRUNTING ]
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I CAN'T DO IT!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: TRY HARDER,
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DARN IT!
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>> [ GRUNTING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH!
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THAT'S IT!
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>> [ GRUNTING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD!
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NOW HOLD IT AND FLAUNT IT!
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[ DUCKS QUACK ]
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NOW SNAP A SELFIE TO REALLY GET
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THE WORD OUT!
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[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
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[ DUCKS QUACKING ]
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>> All: AAAAH!
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>> SEE THAT, GIRLS?
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JOSIE GOT RID OF THOSE DUCKS BY
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MAKING THAT HIDEOUS FACE.
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PRETTY COOL.
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[ TING! ]
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SEE YA!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: QUITE A DAY,
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HUH?
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>> [ SIGHS ] THAT'S FOR SURE,
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UNCLE GRANDPA.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SO, ARE YOU
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READY TO FACE LIFE WITHOUT
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DUCK LIPS?
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>> YOU KNOW, UNCLE GRANDPA, I
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THINK I AM READY.
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I SEE NOW THAT MY DREAM OF BEING
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POPULAR ENDED UP TURNING MY LIFE
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INTO A TOTAL NIGHTMARE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MM-HMM.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH!
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FAMILY TREE!
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