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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING!

>> Uncle Grandpa: CHINESE-FOOD

DELIVERY DAY, MR. GUS!

>> Mr. Gus: OH, YEAH, THAT'S

TODAY.

>> Pizza Steve: [ WHISTLING ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: CHINESE-FOOD

DELIVERY DAY, PIZZA STEVE!

>> Pizza Steve: WHY DO YOU THINK

I GOT OUT OF BED?

>> Uncle Grandpa: CHINESE-FOOD

DELIVERY DAY, GIANT REALISTIC

FLYING TIGER!

>> GRFT: [ GROWLS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: CHINESE-FOOD

DELIVERY DAY, CHINESE-FOOD

DELIVERY GUY!

>> YOU CALLED IT, UNCLE GRANDPA.

THAT'LL BE $20 EVEN.

>> Uncle Grandpa: OKEYDOKEY.

HANG ON. IT'S IN MY WALLET.

THERE YOU GO!

>> COOL, THANKS.

OKAY.

I'VE GOT PEPPERONI EGG ROLLS.

>> Pizza Steve: RIGHT HERE!

THANK YOU!

>> Uncle Grandpa: CLASSIC

PIZZA STEVE.

>> GOT TERIYAKI CATFISH

DUMPLINGS.

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> I'VE GOT STEAMED WHITE RICE.

>> Pizza Steve: BORING!

>> Mr. Gus: THAT'S MINE.

THANK YOU.

>> AND I'VE GOT GARLIC NOODLES

WITH SWEET-N-SOUR HOT-DOG MEAT.

>> Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S ME!

MMM!

>> WHA-- HEY!

AREN'T YOU GONNA LEAVE ME A TIP?

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ MUFFLED

SPEAKING ]

THE BEST PART ABOUT CHINESE-FOOD

DELIVERY DAY IS EATING ALL THIS

DELICIOUS CHINESE FOOD WITH MY

CLOSEST FRIENDS.

>> Pizza Steve: MMM.

YOU SAID IT, UNCLE G.

ALWAYS GREAT TO EAT TAKE-OUT

WITH FRIENDS.

AND MR. GUS.

>> Mr. Gus: HUH?

>> Uncle Grandpa: ANYBODY KNOW

THE SECOND-BEST PART ABOUT

CHINESE-FOOD DELIVERY DAY?

>> Pizza Steve: DESSERT.

>> Uncle Grandpa: NOPE.

FORTUNE COOKIES!

>> Mr. Gus: WHILE I'M OKAY WITH

ENJOYING THE COOKIE ASPECT, I

FIND IT'S A GOOD RULE TO NOT

TAKE THESE FORTUNES TOO

SERIOUSLY.

>> Uncle Grandpa: SILLY,

MR. GUS.

I DIDN'T MOVE INTO AN RV WITH

ALL MY CLOSEST FRIENDS TO FOLLOW

A BUNCH OF RULES.

OH, NO!

[ Thinking ] "SOMEONE CLOSE TO

YOU IS AN ENEMY IN DISGUISE."

ENEMY IN DISGUISE?

>> Mr. Gus: JUDGING BY YOUR

REACTION, I'M GONNA GUESS YOUR

FORTUNE HAS YOU CONCERNED ABOUT

SOMETHING.

SO YOU SHOULD PROBABLY JUST

IGNORE IT.

>> Pizza Steve: UH, YEAH.

GUS HAS A POINT.

THESE FORTUNES CAN BE NONSENSE.

[ Thinking ] "DEEP DOWN YOU ARE

INSECURE."

[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]

TOTAL NONSENSE.

>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, REALLY?!

AND WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE ANY OF

YOU?!

>> Mr. Gus: 'CAUSE WE'RE ALL

FRIENDS.

>> YEAH, UNCLE GRANDPA.

I DON'T THINK THOSE FORTUNES ARE

ALWAYS TRUE.

>> Uncle Grandpa: COOKIES DON'T

LIE, ESPECIALLY FORTUNE COOKIES!

THE LAST ONE I HAD SAID, "HAVE A

NICE DAY," AND THEN I DID.

HUNH!

I'M NOT GONNA TRY TO CONVINCE

YOU GUYS FORTUNE COOKIES ARE

REAL!

YOU'LL SEE FOR YOURSELVES WHEN I

REVEAL THE TRUTH!

>> Mr. Gus: I KNEW WE SHOULD'VE

ORDERED PIZZA.

>> Uncle Grandpa: SOMEONE CLOSE

TO ME IS MY ENEMY.

WHO CAN IT BE?

BELLY BAG HAS BEEN ACTING A BIT

SUSPICIOUS LATELY.

>> Belly Bag: I CAN HEAR

EVERYTHING YOU'RE SAYING,

UNCLE GRANDPA.

AND HOW AM I BEING SUSPICIOUS?

I NEVER LEAVE YOUR BELLY!

>> Uncle Grandpa: WHAT ABOUT

THAT TIME LAST WEEK?

BELLY BAG, WHERE ARE YOU?!

>> Belly Bag: YOU ASKED ME TO

WAIT OUT HERE WHILE YOU TRIED ON

CLOTHES!

>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH!

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS ONE?

>> Belly Bag: MM, NOT YOUR

COLOR.

>> Uncle Grandpa: I REALLY VALUE

YOUR OPINION, BELLY BAG.

MAYBE YOU'RE NOT THE ENEMY IN

DISGUISE.

BUT I'M GONNA FIND OUT WHO

IT IS!

>> Pizza Steve: [LAUGHS EVILLY]

IT'S COMPLETE!

THIS DOLL SHOULD DO THE TRICK

PERFECTLY!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE IS

PLANNING TO HURT ME WITH A

VOODOO DOLL.

I KNEW IT!

HE'S THE ENEMY!

>> Belly Bag: I DON'T KNOW,

UNCLE GRANDPA.

MAYBE YOU'RE JUMPING TO

CONCLUSIONS.

>> Uncle Grandpa: WELL, LET'S

SEE WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON THEN!

HUH?

>> Pizza Steve: "OH, MAN.

YOU ARE SO CRAZY COOL,

PIZZA STEVE!

SO CRAZY COOL I CAN HARDLY

STAND IT.

DO YOU EVEN KNOW YOUR LEVEL OF

COOLNESS?!"

"YEAH, BUT GO AHEAD AND TELL ME

ANYWAYS."

>> Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE?

>> Pizza Steve: YAAAH!

>> Uncle Grandpa: ARE YOU

PLAYING WITH DOLLS?

>> Pizza Steve: WHAT?! NO!

I WAS JUST HOLDING THEM FOR,

UH...BELLY BAG.

>> Belly Bag: WHAT?!

THOSE AREN'T MY --

[ MUFFLED SHOUTING ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: SO YOU DON'T

PLAN ON KILLING ME WITH VOODOO

MAGIC?

>> Pizza Steve: NO!

COME ON! YOU KNOW ME!

>> Uncle Grandpa: I THOUGHT I

KNEW YOU BETTER.

I'LL BE WATCHING YOU.

>> GRFT: [ GROWLING ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: TIGER SEEMS TO

BE GETTING HER CLAWS AWFULLY

SHARP.

[ GASPS ]

AND SHE HAS A SHOVEL NEXT TO

HER!

SHE WANTS TO KILL ME AND THEN

BURY ME!

TIGER!

WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA WITH YOU

TRYING TO KILL ME AND THEN BURY

ME?!

>> GRFT: HUH?

>> Uncle Grandpa: NO?

THEN WHAT'S WITH THE EXTRA-SHARP

CLAWS AND THE SHOVEL, THEN?!

SEEMS LIKE SOMETHING AN ENEMY

MIGHT DO!

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ Thinking ]

"TO UNCLE GRANDPA, WITH LOVE,

TIGER."

YOU GOT ME A NEW SHOVEL WITH A

CUSTOM INSCRIPTION I'VE BEEN

WANTING.

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: BUT IF IT'S

NOT YOU, AND IT'S NOT

PIZZA STEVE OR BELLY BAG, THAT

MEANS IT'S MR. GUS!

AND IF MY PERFECT MEMORY SERVES

ME CORRECTLY, HE TRIED TO TALK

ME OUT OF BELIEVING THE FORTUNE

COOKIE.

>> Mr. Gus: THOSE FORTUNES ARE

JUST MADE UP, UNCLE GRANDPA.

NOBODY HERE IS AN ENEMY.

WE'RE ALL FRIENDS.

>> Uncle Grandpa: YEP.

DEFINITELY, MR. GUS.

>> Mr. Gus: OH, YEAH.

[ GRUNTS ]

GETTIN' SOME.

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ Thinking ]

MY ENEMY IN DISGUISE -- MR. GUS.

HE'S PROBABLY GETTING STRONGER

JUST TO SMASH MY FACE IN HARDER.

I'D BETTER BEAT HIM TO IT.

>> Mr. Gus: OH, YEAH.

AAH!

[ GROANING ]

HUH?

WHAT THE --

>> Uncle Grandpa: WHY? WHY?

WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?

UNH!

WHY?

WHY?!

WHY?!!

WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY?!

WHY?!

WHY CAN'T I TIE MY SHOELACES?!

>> Mr. Gus: BECAUSE...YOU DON'T

HAVE ANY?

>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH.

GOOD POINT.

HMM.

BUT CAN YOU ANSWER ME THIS?

WHY ARE YOU MY ENEMY IN

DISGUISE, MR. GUS?!

>> Mr. Gus: BUT I'M NOT!

>> Uncle Grandpa: SO YOU ADMIT

IT -- YOU'RE NOT MR. GUS!

WHO ARE YOU?

YOU IMPOSTER!

>> Mr. Gus: HAVE YOU GONE

CRAZY?!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING

ABOUT!

>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, SO YOU'RE

PLAYING DUMB, HUH?

WELL, I'VE GOT SOMETHING IN HERE

THAT'LL MAKE YOU TALK!

>> Mr. Gus: [ GROANING ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: IT'S IN HERE

SOMEPLACE.

IS THIS THAT THING?

NO.

HOW ABOUT THIS THING?!

NO.

HOW ABOUT THIS?

"TO UNCLE GRANDPA WITH LOVE."

[ WHIMPERS ]

NO.

AW, YEAH!

>> Mr. Gus: [ GASPS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: NOPE.

>> Mr. Gus: [ GRUNTS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: HERE IT IS!

YES!

COOCHIE-COOCHIE COO!

HUH?

>> Mr. Gus: UNH! UNH!

>> Uncle Grandpa: I CAN'T LET MY

ENEMY-IN-DISGUISE GET AWAY!

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

>> Mr. Gus: DID I LOSE HIM?

NYAH-AH-AH-AH-AH!

[ GRUNTING ]

UH...

>> Uncle Grandpa: FIRE TORPEDO!

GOOD MORNIN'!

>> Mr. Gus: [ GASPS ]

[ GRUNTING ]

>> MR. GUS?

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIKED FISHING.

>> Uncle Grandpa: UNH!

[ EXPLOSION ]

>> Mr. Gus: AAAAAAH!

>> [ GASPS ]

THERE'S A MONSTER ON THE WING!

UNCLE GRANDPA, LOOK!

>> Uncle Grandpa: HI, ENEMY!

>> Mr. Gus: AAAAAAAH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>> THERE GOES A PERFECTLY GOOD

EXERCISE BIKE.

>> Uncle Grandpa: EXCUSE ME.

HAVE YOU SEEN A BIG GREEN

PHONEY-PANTS AROUND HERE?

>> OH, YEAH.

HE WENT THATAWAY.

>> Uncle Grandpa: THANKS!

>> Mr. Gus: AAAAAH!

[ BODY THUDS ]

[ GROANING ]

[ GASPS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: THERE'S

NOWHERE LEFT TO RUN!

I'VE GOT YOU NOW, MR. FAKE GUS!

>> Pizza Steve: WHAT'S GOING ON,

UNCLE G?

>> Uncle Grandpa: THE FORTUNE

COOKIE SAID THAT SOMEONE CLOSE

TO ME IS AN ENEMY IN DISGUISE!

>> Belly Bag: AND WE'VE FIGURED,

THROUGH THE PROCESS OF

ELIMINATION, THAT IT MUST BE-

>> Both: MR. GUS!

>> Uncle Grandpa: LET'S SEE

WHO'S UNDER THE MASK!

[ GRUNTING ]

HUH?

OOPS. UH, I GUESS THAT'S NOT YOU

AFTER ALL.

THEN IT MUST BE...

YOU, PIZZA STEVE!

OR SHOULD I SAY, MY ENEMY STEVE!

>> Pizza Steve: AAH!

>> Uncle Grandpa: OH.

I GUESS IT'S NOT YOU, EITHER.

SORRY ABOUT THAT.

THAT MEANS MY ENEMY IN DISGUISE

MUST BE YOU!

>> GRFT: [ GROWLS ]

COME OUT OF THERE, YOU GIANT

REALISTIC FLYING ENEMY!

>> Mr. Gus: UNCLE GRANDPA, IT'S

JUST A COOKIE!

>> Pizza Steve: YEAH, MAN!

STOP THIS MADNESS!

>> Uncle Grandpa: WHY WON'T YOUR

HEAD COME OFF?!

[ GRUNTING ]

[ GASPS ]

[ BOTH GASP ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S ME!

I'MTHE ENEMY IN DISGUISE!

LET'S SEE WHO I AM.

[ GASPS ]

THE DELIVERY BOY?!

>> YEAH, IT'S ME.

>> Uncle Grandpa: BUT WHY?

WHY'D YOU DO IT?

>> BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T TIP!

BIG CHEAPSKATE!

>> OH.

>> Uncle Grandpa: OH.

>> Belly Bag: BLAAH!

>> Uncle Grandpa: A TIP, HUH?

I'VE GOT A TIP FOR YOU.

TRY TO TAKE LIFE A LITTLE MORE

IN STRIDE!

AND DON'T LET LITTLE THINGS LIKE

PERCEIVED SLIGHTS RUIN YOUR DAY

AND CAUSE YOU TO HIJACK OTHER

PEOPLE'S BODIES TO USE IN SOME

SORT OF WEIRD REVENGE PLOT THAT

MAKES NO LITERAL SENSE

WHATSOEVER!

OH, YEAH.

THANKS FOR THE FOOD.

>> EEEE!

RIGHT ON, DUDE!

SEE YA NEXT WEEK.

>> Uncle Grandpa: HE'S NOT SO

BAD.

THAT KID'S GOT A GOOD HEAD ON MY

SHOULDERS.

>> [ CLUCKING ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: HI, LITTLE

CHICKEN!

WHAT'S UP?

>> [ CLUCKING ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: OH!

YOU WANT TO CROSS THE ROAD?

NO PROBLEMO.

LET'S MAKE SURE THE COAST IS

CLEAR.

LOOKS GOOD, LOOKS GOOD.

NOW LET'S CHECK THE OTHER WAY.

NO TRAFFIC IN SIGHT.

YEP! WE'RE GOOD TO GO.

>> Uncle Grandpa: HEH HEH,

ROAD HOGS.

THAT SEEMS TO BE THE LAST OF

THEM.

[ HORN HONKING ]

DON'T WORRY. I GOT THIS.

I'M THE CROSSING GUARD!

STOP!

STOP, I SAY!

AAH!

I KNOW WHAT'LL GET THEIR

ATTENTION.

[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]

[ PANTING ]

HOLD ON!

WE NEED A LITTLE AMPLIFICATION.

[ WHISTLE BLOWS LOUDLY ]

HMM.

OKAY, THIS IS RIDICULOUS!

OH, YEAH!

I'VE GOT THIS THING HERE.

THIS SHOULD DO THE TRICK.

WHOOPSY!

[ HORN HONKS, METAL CRUNCHING ]

AND VOILà!

FOLLOW ME.

RIGHT THIS WAY.

THERE YOU GO.

BY THE WAY, WHY DID YOU WANT TO

CROSS THE ROAD ANYWAY?

>> [ CLUCKING ]

TACO STORE.

>> Uncle Grandpa: OH.

WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT BEFORE?

THEY MOVED TO THE OTHER SIDE.

COOL!

A CAN OPENER!