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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: CHINESE-FOOD
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DELIVERY DAY, MR. GUS!
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>> Mr. Gus: OH, YEAH, THAT'S
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TODAY.
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>> Pizza Steve: [ WHISTLING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: CHINESE-FOOD
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DELIVERY DAY, PIZZA STEVE!
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>> Pizza Steve: WHY DO YOU THINK
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I GOT OUT OF BED?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: CHINESE-FOOD
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DELIVERY DAY, GIANT REALISTIC
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FLYING TIGER!
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>> GRFT: [ GROWLS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: CHINESE-FOOD
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DELIVERY DAY, CHINESE-FOOD
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DELIVERY GUY!
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>> YOU CALLED IT, UNCLE GRANDPA.
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THAT'LL BE $20 EVEN.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OKEYDOKEY.
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HANG ON. IT'S IN MY WALLET.
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THERE YOU GO!
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>> COOL, THANKS.
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OKAY.
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I'VE GOT PEPPERONI EGG ROLLS.
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>> Pizza Steve: RIGHT HERE!
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THANK YOU!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: CLASSIC
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PIZZA STEVE.
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>> GOT TERIYAKI CATFISH
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DUMPLINGS.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> I'VE GOT STEAMED WHITE RICE.
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>> Pizza Steve: BORING!
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>> Mr. Gus: THAT'S MINE.
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THANK YOU.
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>> AND I'VE GOT GARLIC NOODLES
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WITH SWEET-N-SOUR HOT-DOG MEAT.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S ME!
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MMM!
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>> WHA-- HEY!
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AREN'T YOU GONNA LEAVE ME A TIP?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ MUFFLED
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SPEAKING ]
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THE BEST PART ABOUT CHINESE-FOOD
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DELIVERY DAY IS EATING ALL THIS
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DELICIOUS CHINESE FOOD WITH MY
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CLOSEST FRIENDS.
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>> Pizza Steve: MMM.
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YOU SAID IT, UNCLE G.
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ALWAYS GREAT TO EAT TAKE-OUT
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WITH FRIENDS.
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AND MR. GUS.
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>> Mr. Gus: HUH?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: ANYBODY KNOW
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THE SECOND-BEST PART ABOUT
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CHINESE-FOOD DELIVERY DAY?
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>> Pizza Steve: DESSERT.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NOPE.
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FORTUNE COOKIES!
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>> Mr. Gus: WHILE I'M OKAY WITH
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ENJOYING THE COOKIE ASPECT, I
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FIND IT'S A GOOD RULE TO NOT
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TAKE THESE FORTUNES TOO
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SERIOUSLY.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SILLY,
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MR. GUS.
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I DIDN'T MOVE INTO AN RV WITH
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ALL MY CLOSEST FRIENDS TO FOLLOW
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A BUNCH OF RULES.
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OH, NO!
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[ Thinking ] "SOMEONE CLOSE TO
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YOU IS AN ENEMY IN DISGUISE."
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ENEMY IN DISGUISE?
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>> Mr. Gus: JUDGING BY YOUR
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REACTION, I'M GONNA GUESS YOUR
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FORTUNE HAS YOU CONCERNED ABOUT
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SOMETHING.
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SO YOU SHOULD PROBABLY JUST
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IGNORE IT.
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>> Pizza Steve: UH, YEAH.
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GUS HAS A POINT.
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THESE FORTUNES CAN BE NONSENSE.
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[ Thinking ] "DEEP DOWN YOU ARE
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INSECURE."
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[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
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TOTAL NONSENSE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, REALLY?!
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AND WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE ANY OF
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YOU?!
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>> Mr. Gus: 'CAUSE WE'RE ALL
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FRIENDS.
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>> YEAH, UNCLE GRANDPA.
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I DON'T THINK THOSE FORTUNES ARE
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ALWAYS TRUE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: COOKIES DON'T
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LIE, ESPECIALLY FORTUNE COOKIES!
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THE LAST ONE I HAD SAID, "HAVE A
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NICE DAY," AND THEN I DID.
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HUNH!
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I'M NOT GONNA TRY TO CONVINCE
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YOU GUYS FORTUNE COOKIES ARE
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REAL!
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YOU'LL SEE FOR YOURSELVES WHEN I
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REVEAL THE TRUTH!
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>> Mr. Gus: I KNEW WE SHOULD'VE
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ORDERED PIZZA.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SOMEONE CLOSE
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TO ME IS MY ENEMY.
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WHO CAN IT BE?
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BELLY BAG HAS BEEN ACTING A BIT
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SUSPICIOUS LATELY.
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>> Belly Bag: I CAN HEAR
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EVERYTHING YOU'RE SAYING,
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UNCLE GRANDPA.
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AND HOW AM I BEING SUSPICIOUS?
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I NEVER LEAVE YOUR BELLY!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHAT ABOUT
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THAT TIME LAST WEEK?
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BELLY BAG, WHERE ARE YOU?!
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>> Belly Bag: YOU ASKED ME TO
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WAIT OUT HERE WHILE YOU TRIED ON
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CLOTHES!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH!
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WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS ONE?
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>> Belly Bag: MM, NOT YOUR
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COLOR.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I REALLY VALUE
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YOUR OPINION, BELLY BAG.
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MAYBE YOU'RE NOT THE ENEMY IN
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DISGUISE.
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BUT I'M GONNA FIND OUT WHO
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IT IS!
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>> Pizza Steve: [LAUGHS EVILLY]
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IT'S COMPLETE!
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THIS DOLL SHOULD DO THE TRICK
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PERFECTLY!
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE IS
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PLANNING TO HURT ME WITH A
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VOODOO DOLL.
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I KNEW IT!
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HE'S THE ENEMY!
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>> Belly Bag: I DON'T KNOW,
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UNCLE GRANDPA.
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MAYBE YOU'RE JUMPING TO
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CONCLUSIONS.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WELL, LET'S
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SEE WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON THEN!
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HUH?
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>> Pizza Steve: "OH, MAN.
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YOU ARE SO CRAZY COOL,
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PIZZA STEVE!
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SO CRAZY COOL I CAN HARDLY
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STAND IT.
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DO YOU EVEN KNOW YOUR LEVEL OF
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COOLNESS?!"
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"YEAH, BUT GO AHEAD AND TELL ME
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ANYWAYS."
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>> Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE?
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>> Pizza Steve: YAAAH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: ARE YOU
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PLAYING WITH DOLLS?
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>> Pizza Steve: WHAT?! NO!
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I WAS JUST HOLDING THEM FOR,
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UH...BELLY BAG.
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>> Belly Bag: WHAT?!
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THOSE AREN'T MY --
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[ MUFFLED SHOUTING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SO YOU DON'T
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PLAN ON KILLING ME WITH VOODOO
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MAGIC?
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>> Pizza Steve: NO!
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COME ON! YOU KNOW ME!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I THOUGHT I
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KNEW YOU BETTER.
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I'LL BE WATCHING YOU.
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>> GRFT: [ GROWLING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: TIGER SEEMS TO
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BE GETTING HER CLAWS AWFULLY
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SHARP.
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[ GASPS ]
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AND SHE HAS A SHOVEL NEXT TO
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HER!
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SHE WANTS TO KILL ME AND THEN
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BURY ME!
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TIGER!
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WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA WITH YOU
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TRYING TO KILL ME AND THEN BURY
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ME?!
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>> GRFT: HUH?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NO?
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THEN WHAT'S WITH THE EXTRA-SHARP
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CLAWS AND THE SHOVEL, THEN?!
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SEEMS LIKE SOMETHING AN ENEMY
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MIGHT DO!
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ Thinking ]
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"TO UNCLE GRANDPA, WITH LOVE,
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TIGER."
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YOU GOT ME A NEW SHOVEL WITH A
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CUSTOM INSCRIPTION I'VE BEEN
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WANTING.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: BUT IF IT'S
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NOT YOU, AND IT'S NOT
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PIZZA STEVE OR BELLY BAG, THAT
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MEANS IT'S MR. GUS!
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AND IF MY PERFECT MEMORY SERVES
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ME CORRECTLY, HE TRIED TO TALK
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ME OUT OF BELIEVING THE FORTUNE
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COOKIE.
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>> Mr. Gus: THOSE FORTUNES ARE
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JUST MADE UP, UNCLE GRANDPA.
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NOBODY HERE IS AN ENEMY.
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WE'RE ALL FRIENDS.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEP.
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DEFINITELY, MR. GUS.
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>> Mr. Gus: OH, YEAH.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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GETTIN' SOME.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ Thinking ]
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MY ENEMY IN DISGUISE -- MR. GUS.
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HE'S PROBABLY GETTING STRONGER
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JUST TO SMASH MY FACE IN HARDER.
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I'D BETTER BEAT HIM TO IT.
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>> Mr. Gus: OH, YEAH.
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AAH!
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[ GROANING ]
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HUH?
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WHAT THE --
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHY? WHY?
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WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?
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UNH!
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WHY?
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WHY?!
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WHY?!!
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WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY?!
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WHY?!
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WHY CAN'T I TIE MY SHOELACES?!
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>> Mr. Gus: BECAUSE...YOU DON'T
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HAVE ANY?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH.
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GOOD POINT.
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HMM.
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BUT CAN YOU ANSWER ME THIS?
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WHY ARE YOU MY ENEMY IN
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DISGUISE, MR. GUS?!
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>> Mr. Gus: BUT I'M NOT!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SO YOU ADMIT
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IT -- YOU'RE NOT MR. GUS!
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WHO ARE YOU?
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YOU IMPOSTER!
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>> Mr. Gus: HAVE YOU GONE
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CRAZY?!
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING
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ABOUT!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, SO YOU'RE
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PLAYING DUMB, HUH?
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WELL, I'VE GOT SOMETHING IN HERE
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THAT'LL MAKE YOU TALK!
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>> Mr. Gus: [ GROANING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: IT'S IN HERE
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SOMEPLACE.
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IS THIS THAT THING?
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NO.
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HOW ABOUT THIS THING?!
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NO.
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HOW ABOUT THIS?
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"TO UNCLE GRANDPA WITH LOVE."
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[ WHIMPERS ]
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NO.
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AW, YEAH!
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>> Mr. Gus: [ GASPS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NOPE.
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>> Mr. Gus: [ GRUNTS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HERE IT IS!
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YES!
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COOCHIE-COOCHIE COO!
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HUH?
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>> Mr. Gus: UNH! UNH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I CAN'T LET MY
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ENEMY-IN-DISGUISE GET AWAY!
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[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
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>> Mr. Gus: DID I LOSE HIM?
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NYAH-AH-AH-AH-AH!
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[ GRUNTING ]
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UH...
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>> Uncle Grandpa: FIRE TORPEDO!
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GOOD MORNIN'!
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>> Mr. Gus: [ GASPS ]
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[ GRUNTING ]
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>> MR. GUS?
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I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIKED FISHING.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: UNH!
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[ EXPLOSION ]
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>> Mr. Gus: AAAAAAH!
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>> [ GASPS ]
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THERE'S A MONSTER ON THE WING!
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UNCLE GRANDPA, LOOK!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HI, ENEMY!
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>> Mr. Gus: AAAAAAAH!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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>> THERE GOES A PERFECTLY GOOD
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EXERCISE BIKE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: EXCUSE ME.
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HAVE YOU SEEN A BIG GREEN
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PHONEY-PANTS AROUND HERE?
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>> OH, YEAH.
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HE WENT THATAWAY.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THANKS!
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>> Mr. Gus: AAAAAH!
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[ BODY THUDS ]
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[ GROANING ]
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[ GASPS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THERE'S
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NOWHERE LEFT TO RUN!
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I'VE GOT YOU NOW, MR. FAKE GUS!
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>> Pizza Steve: WHAT'S GOING ON,
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UNCLE G?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THE FORTUNE
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COOKIE SAID THAT SOMEONE CLOSE
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TO ME IS AN ENEMY IN DISGUISE!
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>> Belly Bag: AND WE'VE FIGURED,
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THROUGH THE PROCESS OF
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ELIMINATION, THAT IT MUST BE-
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>> Both: MR. GUS!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: LET'S SEE
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WHO'S UNDER THE MASK!
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[ GRUNTING ]
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HUH?
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OOPS. UH, I GUESS THAT'S NOT YOU
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AFTER ALL.
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THEN IT MUST BE...
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YOU, PIZZA STEVE!
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OR SHOULD I SAY, MY ENEMY STEVE!
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>> Pizza Steve: AAH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH.
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I GUESS IT'S NOT YOU, EITHER.
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SORRY ABOUT THAT.
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THAT MEANS MY ENEMY IN DISGUISE
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MUST BE YOU!
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>> GRFT: [ GROWLS ]
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COME OUT OF THERE, YOU GIANT
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REALISTIC FLYING ENEMY!
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>> Mr. Gus: UNCLE GRANDPA, IT'S
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JUST A COOKIE!
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>> Pizza Steve: YEAH, MAN!
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STOP THIS MADNESS!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHY WON'T YOUR
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HEAD COME OFF?!
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[ GRUNTING ]
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[ GASPS ]
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[ BOTH GASP ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S ME!
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I'MTHE ENEMY IN DISGUISE!
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LET'S SEE WHO I AM.
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[ GASPS ]
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THE DELIVERY BOY?!
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>> YEAH, IT'S ME.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: BUT WHY?
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WHY'D YOU DO IT?
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>> BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T TIP!
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BIG CHEAPSKATE!
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>> OH.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH.
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>> Belly Bag: BLAAH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: A TIP, HUH?
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I'VE GOT A TIP FOR YOU.
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TRY TO TAKE LIFE A LITTLE MORE
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IN STRIDE!
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AND DON'T LET LITTLE THINGS LIKE
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PERCEIVED SLIGHTS RUIN YOUR DAY
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AND CAUSE YOU TO HIJACK OTHER
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PEOPLE'S BODIES TO USE IN SOME
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SORT OF WEIRD REVENGE PLOT THAT
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MAKES NO LITERAL SENSE
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WHATSOEVER!
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OH, YEAH.
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THANKS FOR THE FOOD.
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>> EEEE!
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RIGHT ON, DUDE!
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SEE YA NEXT WEEK.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HE'S NOT SO
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BAD.
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THAT KID'S GOT A GOOD HEAD ON MY
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SHOULDERS.
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>> [ CLUCKING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HI, LITTLE
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CHICKEN!
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WHAT'S UP?
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>> [ CLUCKING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH!
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YOU WANT TO CROSS THE ROAD?
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NO PROBLEMO.
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LET'S MAKE SURE THE COAST IS
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CLEAR.
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LOOKS GOOD, LOOKS GOOD.
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NOW LET'S CHECK THE OTHER WAY.
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NO TRAFFIC IN SIGHT.
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YEP! WE'RE GOOD TO GO.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HEH HEH,
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ROAD HOGS.
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THAT SEEMS TO BE THE LAST OF
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THEM.
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[ HORN HONKING ]
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DON'T WORRY. I GOT THIS.
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I'M THE CROSSING GUARD!
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STOP!
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STOP, I SAY!
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AAH!
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I KNOW WHAT'LL GET THEIR
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ATTENTION.
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[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
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[ PANTING ]
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HOLD ON!
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WE NEED A LITTLE AMPLIFICATION.
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[ WHISTLE BLOWS LOUDLY ]
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HMM.
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OKAY, THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
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OH, YEAH!
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I'VE GOT THIS THING HERE.
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THIS SHOULD DO THE TRICK.
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WHOOPSY!
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[ HORN HONKS, METAL CRUNCHING ]
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AND VOILà!
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FOLLOW ME.
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RIGHT THIS WAY.
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THERE YOU GO.
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BY THE WAY, WHY DID YOU WANT TO
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CROSS THE ROAD ANYWAY?
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>> [ CLUCKING ]
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TACO STORE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT BEFORE?
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THEY MOVED TO THE OTHER SIDE.
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COOL!
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A CAN OPENER!
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